Leeds Student 2241 1 1999 Volume 29: Issue No.19 THE ORIGINAL TORY BOY Exclusive interview with Conservative leader and proud Yorkshireman William Hague • PAGES 11-13 COUNCIL PROVING THAT CRIME CAN PAY TO DUMP STORE PLANS inquiry backs move to keep sports fields

CAMPAIGNERS are By KEVIN against the development and celebrating a public inquiry's staged demonstrations outside decision not to build a plan would "harm the character Leeds Town Hall. Student shopping centre on the Leeds and appearance of a prominent activist Natasha De Vere University Iiodington playing open area." commented: "This is a huge fields. Council planners are success for student Leeds City Council had refusing to comment on the campaigners and local residents submitted plans with the inquiry's decision until the who have fought these plans. university to build a retail park full report is released on March despite the combined strength on the Weetwood site as part 22. However they are likely of the university and the Labour of the Leeds Unitary to accept most of the report's City Council." Development Plan. recommendations. Harold Best. Leeds North But an inspector this week Over 1.000 students and West MR believes its a big urged that the Bodington Fields residents signed a petition PAGE TWO, COLUMN ONE DOING YOUR BIT FOR COMIC RELIEF • PACE SIX

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2 NEWS Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 Archaeologists dig up a new theory Film crew box

LONG-held assumptions By NAVEED RAJA about the short length of time that people from problem, belie ■c. the errors centuries ago lived have of the past are caused by a been challenged by local statistical flaw in the methods clever by going experts. used to analyse human bones. A group of British The team thinks the way archaeologists. including Leas hone characteristics arc linked University boffin Robert to changes with age can lead Akroyd, say that ages of the to biased conclusions people from the Middle Ages Pollard is the group may have been underestimated spokesperson and he was by up to 30 years. interviewed by the respected They studied bones found journal The New Scientist about the full monty in Britain dating from around the findings. the 1 I th Century and dispelled He said: "There's a bias... the common held belief that that depends on the degree of TEAM of trainee film By MATT GENEVER no-one at the time lived beyond correlation. The lower the makers have worked with 55-years-old. correlation, the more it tends Full Monty star Steve unison But the academics' ground- to underestimate the ages of been able to do the film if we breaking theory suggests that the oldest people in the to produce a short film about had to pay people as well. It's people then, as now, were population you are studying." a boxing altar boy. been great that so many people capable of surviving well into The findings could resolve Students from the Northern have been willing to help us out their FlOs. some long standing disputes, School of Film and Television, for free." Archaeologists determine In the 1950s anthropologists based at LW!, shot / wish could St Patrick's Gymnasium in the age at death by looking dated the bones of the Mayan fight like Roberto Duran with Burmantof is, Leeds. was the for tell-tale signs, such as wear king Hanah Pakal as belonging the help of Hutson and other star setting for the film. The Boys' and tear on hones and teeth. to someone in his 40s. actors, who worked for free. Club at the gym has produced Mark Pollard of Bradford Yet when the inscription And the film is now set to be Olympic and Commonwealth University. one of the members on his tomb was translated 30 shown in the Leeds International Games medallists and British of the cross-university group years later, it declared that he Film Festival in October and on champions for over five decades. who set to work on the had died aged 80. YTV later in the year. And the film's director Kim Joining Hutson, who played Moore, who was herself an actor the security guard in box office for ten years before deciding hit The Full Monty. are Dicken to join the school, was impressed Asworth who has appeared in with the team spirit. Inquiry rejects shopping The Bill and Casualty, and "As an actor, a tot of my time Stephen Spiers who is in the was spent trying to learn my forthcoming Star Wars film. lines, thinking about my The film stars 9-year-old Ryan performance. But there is a great centre proposal Horton, a bullied child who takes camaraderie the other side of the up boxing to defend himself - camera, which I love. but learns that true strength comes "Hopefully we can go onwards CONTINUED FROM PACE ONE from within. and upwards from here, and to Producer Joel Austin said the have a film like this to show victory. "This is a triumph for team of students were delighted people is such an advantage." good sense and for local people:* with the way the film had gone. This next generation of Steven he said. "Our argument has "We were fortunate to have a Spielhergs hope that this work always been that we mist defend great script. and that showed will be their passport to success. Me goat corritkir. Developn tents with the response from the actors Joel Austin added: "This of this scale would seriously and agents. production will be like a business damage the Holt Park Shopping "It has been such a great card.We can use it as a showcase Centre and (Vey town centre.- experience for all of us, and for our talents. However the future the of we've drawn so many lessons "Also. the actors who have fields is not total I y secure. The from this." helped us this time around may inquiry did back plans fora Park The group had full use of the hope we'll remember them if and Ride scheme and proposals NSFTV's studios and were also we get to produce a big for an office development. given a budget of f5,000 to help blockbuster some lime in the Natasha said: "It is clear that with production costs. future!" the threat to the fields remains But Joel explained that a great Editing or the film has now and we must continue the deal of the project relied on started and is set to take around campaign to protect the local PLAYING THE FIELD: aoodwil 1. "We had a crew of environment and student quality four to five weeks. After that, Developers may be forced around thirty people and the it will be shown at film festivals of life at Bodington." to look elsewhere actors, and we would never have throughout Europe and the US. A VIEW TO A KILLING: Ryan hopes the film will prove a success

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PLAIN ABSEILING: More than sixty volunteers completed the daunting descent down the Norwich Union building on Sunday Pie: James Senby How I faced the drop Abseilers get roped in for good cause Our reporter TOBY CHASSEAUD tells of his plunge for charity MORE THAN 60 local daredevils raised By TOBY CHASSEAUD "It's a big decision," said James. "The around 0,000 for charity by abseiling Muscular Dystrophy Group needs money for its family care network. research and essential LEANING backwards over a 185 foot vertical 185 feet down a City Square building efforts. "They were absolutely brilliant," she equipment," drop requires great faith. Despite the assurances this week. exclaimed. Muscular dystrophy is art umbrella term of the instructors and the fact that SO people had The event, which was in aid of muscular "It is usually me that organises events like for about 60 muscle-wasting conditions, and dystrophy sufferers, was organised by LM1.1 his for the charity. So fora group of students taken the plunge before me. I still had diflit:ulty the most common and severe form of the Events Management finalists as part of their to get in contact with me and say they wanted in trusting a centimetre thick length of rope. disease is Duchenne's muscular dystrophy. course. to organise the whole thing was a great load Having only alasei lec o Ice befote (down a mere 20 Iola Lyn Inman from the MDC explained how the And although had weather on SOnday off my shoulders. dit,T), I was on a very steep - literally vertical - learning disease could take hold. forced the event inside the Norwich Union "I have been to many similar events but curve , Focusing only on the rope as it pas..ed thoughough vy "This is an inherited genetic condition building, lames Se nby, one of the organisers. this one outshone them all, It was brilliantly hands, I gingerly began edging my way backwards down which is nearly always restricted to boys. The ha lecl tlic day as a big success. organised without a single hitch and raised the wall. disease becomes apparent around the age of The whole thing went even better than thousands of pounds. It's events like this that Gradually gaining in confidence. I attempted three three and a half when the toddler will begin we expected." he commando-sty le jumps down the wall. In retrospect. ] was said, "We'd been planning keep the charity going." to experience difficulty in walking. From this it since October so it was great to seethe final Glen Bowden. the finalists' tutor, also playiue out a schoolboy fantasy as an SAS serviceman age onwards the boy's muscles don't develop outcome of our efforts. praised their work. "Not only was the event storming the Iranian embassy. This fantasy proved very like they would in a normal child but gradually "We thought we were going to raise about extremely well-organised, but it also helped short-lived its I prrotimily lost my looting and ended up waste away. Sufferers will have a typical life LIAO but everyone worked really hard at the university build links with the local dangling =her limply in mid air much to the amusement expectancy of about 20 years. getting sponsorship and in the end we raised community and charity. From what I saw on of the friends I had foolishly brought along to support "At present, there is no known cure for the over £6,001) for the Muscular Dystrophy the day. everyone involved also had a great And when we discussed the day's events over a pint in disease. But the identification of the gene Group." time." the pub. we. all agreed that f should have learned to walk. abnormality raises the possibility of gene Lyn Inman, the charity's National Field The finalists haven't yet decided which before t jam*. therapy in the future." Manager was grateful to the students for their area of the charity they want to support.

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GUINNESS. St Patricks Night Giveaway PRIME LOCATION: Prime Minister Geingob enjoys Friday's presentation in Leeds Loads of Freebies T-shirts, THE Prime Minister of Namibia this week By IINDA FULLER CD's, Glasses, Stress Pints, visited student soldiers who will 1w making an expedition to his country this summer. transition from apartheid and colonialism to slaw:my Students from Leeds University. LMLI.Hult and and social justice. Lapel Pins, Key Rings He has been awarded several honorary doctorates. Bradford who are involved in the Territorial Army but now says he wants to earn one of his own. and the Leeds University Officer Training Corps He began a PhD but had to abandon it when he Thursday 18th March ILUOTC) will he flying out to Namihia to work was called back to Namihia to set up a training with the High Altitude Athletic Training Academy. programme for refugees. Many of them are now Diamond White Night 99p, 8.4% Vol Once there, they will aid the rehabilitation of civil servants guiding the country through its new children injured by mines and disabled children era of independence. by building a school, hospital and sports facilities. Many of the student teal n are now looking forward aimed at helping the children become more independent to the opportunities presented by the trip. Civil and active. Engineering finalist and LuoTc. member Sue Elliot Prime Minister Hart Geingob, currently studying said: "I have thoroughly enjoyed the other expeditions for a PhD at Leeds Unisersity, was at the special I have been on and am looking forward to this one. presentation on Friday promoting the trips. it gets you out of Leeds at weekends. instead of just "I admire these students for playing an integral seeing LS6," part in the success of this project. The High Altitude-Athletic Training Academy is "We are all comrades in this, in the same way a registered charity that is currently involved in thal we are in the classroom where I sometimes don't projects in countries such as Namibia, Kenya and like the marks I get from tutors.- Eritrea. The site will he built on the Caprivi Strip in It aims to set up aid prognunmes and the provision Namihia and will also lie used by the neighbouring of facilities such as athletics arena, swimming pools Loads of freebies - T-shirts, Pens, ct mai es, of Angola. Zambia. Zimbabwe and Botswana and medical centres. Namibia won independence from South Africa Anyone who is interested in joining the LUDIC Lighters, CD's... in 1990, in which Prime Minister Geingob was an or the TA should visit the Menion Centre on Saturday instrumental figure, and lie is doing his PhD on the for an open day between I Oani and 3pm. Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 NEWS 5 Insurance firm pays out

COMPENSATION of X700 has By ADAM BLENFORD publieity, "The client wrote to been awarded to a postgraduate Endsteigh to explain that.her personal after she was refused a payout Endsleigh and was uttered £7011 circumstances would he considered by Endsleigh Insurance. compensation. different to normal students. Catherine Davenprat whose hard- The Leeds University student "The Claims Manager took her luck story was featured in Leeds was delighted with the offer "l hadn't claims into account and has decided Student last week. lost over iI500 expected to get any money at ail," in view of the circumstances to make worth of possessions from her she said. "I knew in January that my An ex-gratin payment,' he said_ permanent home in Queens Road policy didn't cover my circutustant. But Catherine is happy with during a burglary last December. and although I wrote a strong letter the end result: "However it came Endsleigh had initially refused to Encisleigh, I hadn't heard anything -about, got sonic of the money to pay and insisted that she had bought at all." I deserve and students know to be the wrong policy, although they later "1i wasn't until Leeds Student careful in choosing an insurance admitted that her case was difficult ran the story that EndsLeigh contacted policy." and drew attention to the problems me again and told me they could EraLsleigh had previously refuscd that students face in securing their suddenly offer me £71 111." a payout to Catherine because her possessions while at university. Stuart W'artolski, Marketing policy did not cover her during But last Friday, imniediately after Operations Director of Endsleigh holidays. Students are being urged her misfortune had been highlighted. UK. was quick to deny that the to check their policies for similar QUIDS St Catherine will now receive significant compensation Pie: Adam !Hertford Catherine received a call from company was only reacting to bad loopholes. GRADUATE VACANCIES AT Fresh Job Scene Admission Free • Event Open To All calls for FREE CV clinics Exhibitors include ACCA, Army, Bettys & Taylors Group, BUPA Care Services, Canada tile, Farmer! Electrical Components, GE Capital Global Consumer Finance, Insurance Related Financial Services MO, Jonathan Wren, Leeds City Council, MBNA International Bank, IVIannoliver, McDonaids Restaurants, Planet Online, PricewaterhouseCoopers, Royal & SunAlliance, Royal Air force, Royal Navy & Royal Marines, Teacher Training Agency, The Village Hotel & Leisure Club `no name' and Yorkshire Bank University of Leeds marking Sports & Exhibition Centre 23-24 March 1999 NEW research has highlighted sexist By ANGUS MONTGOMERY Tuesday 10am - 4pm, Evening opening 5.30pm - 8pm and racial discrimination in university exams across the country. the canipaign for changing the marking system Wednesday 10am - 3.30pm The NUS has been joined by the Equal across the board, adding: "Anonymous marking Opp; irtunities Commission and the Commission in essays will he the next target." for Racial Equality in calling on universities The reseatch carried out for the NUS claims to adopt anonymous marking for all asses..sments. that students from ethnic minorities and women, Currently neither Leeds University nor receive worse marks than their peers. The LMU adopt this system, sparking fears that research was carried out at four universities somecandidates are being unfairly disadvantaged. in London, Soutli-Wesl England. Scotland and - Aspokesperson for LMU commented: "A Wales. la one university, Asian students 44011111***,-- number of faculties within the university are comprised 20 per cent of those on a particular considering the feasibility of anonymous course. but represented 80per cent of those marking as part of a package of measures who failed the course. And in another university. designed to boost consistency and quality." 62 per cent of students believed that their marb The new trotting system would use Candidate would improve under im anonymous system. numbers instead of names and would extend The anonymous system is already in use ?rf.77.k through the whole of the course assessment. at several universities including Sussex and e- The Equal Opportunities Commission believe Manchester Metropolitan, The NUS want it 111111114111\, that this would he an improvement over ad introduced to all British uri iversitim especialls her systems adopted voluntarily on a faculty in the wake of the Stephen Lawrence inquiry or departmental basis. This type of system in and the scandal over institutional racism in use at Leeds University is not considered not public institutions. Andrew Pekes, NUS National sufficient. President. claimed: "Universities have the Following a senate held to discuss the opportunity to institute a system which puts matter, I GIs University has Oxided to improve them beyond criticism on this issue but until its marking system. Emma Rabin, LUU's every university in this country makes such Education Officer said; "From the start of next a commitment we will continue to campaign session it will be university policy to use for an end to discrimination." Supported tri Freecall anonymous marking in exams." The Chairman of the .Commission tie' R Employment° However, she said this would not be the Equality. Sir Herman Ouseley added: "'This Service 0500 same system that the NUS was canine for. is a very simple step which could easily he "We will introduce a system designed for taken and which would help universities.hetter use in the University of Leeds." She also deliver an educational service which does not 020120 mentioned that this was the "first step" in discriminate." 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6 NEWS Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 Clowning around for cash Red Nose Day has got students By JAMES MILNER exchange for the chance to win either all round Leeds helping Comic £5 or a joke. Relief break their record of Comic Relief has raised £139 quiztes. to three-legged races around million since its inauguration in 1985 £27million raised in March 1997. campus. a blind penalty shoot out and. for disadvantaged people in the UK From three-legged-races to a cheesy liar the crooners among you. u kuniuke and Africa. club night, all hands are on deck for evening tonight. Here in Britain, the money was this year's charity extravaganza. A spokesperson for TASC Student put towards projects including housing Dan Pullinger LUU Rag co- Union said they were hoping to better the homeless. supporting women ordinator said: "We will be collecting the 1.312 raised in 1997. suffering domestic problems and in fancy dress around the university A "Charity Cheese" club night at initiatives aimed at helping educate and we would just like everybody to the Kirksrall campus will be the focal children about drugs and alcohol. chip in." point of LMUSU's fund raising This year's Red Nose Day Staff in the LUU shops will be in activities, while collections throughout television special will be hosted by a charitable mood as well, dressing the day around the campuses will hope various celebrities, including Zoe:, up as St Trinian's girls and cops and to add to contributions made elsewhere. Ball, Denise van Outen and U2. in robbers to try and prise donations I.MU sports teams were also addition to Hollywood stars such as from customers. Vision Opticians are collecting sponsorship money on Matt Damon and Woody Allen, even offering anyone who donates Wednesday. Donations can he pledged by calling cash a free screw - for glasses, that is. Anyone who pops into the Corn the Comic Relief hotline on 0345 And the events at Trinity and All Exchange today will find collectors 460460, WHO NOSE HOW MUCH WE'LL RAISE: Students In comic mood Pic: Hugh Gordon Saints College will range from pub trying to sell them red balloons in

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LABOUR'S domination or the NUS has By LOLA ALMLIDEVAR been placed under threat after former Models LUU Executive member Helen Russell commitment to reinforce the mood and bring won a landslide victory over the party's alxna change." preferred candidate. The NUS remain sceptical about any threat Tice organisation has responded to mounting to the current hierarchy. A spokesperson said: pressure over their stance on tuition fees by "The only dissatisfaction that warrants NUS making a U-turn, hacking the recent student attention is in MIS of pmeedutes and machinery." Required protests. But mounting pressure resulted in the drastic All this comes only one week before many change around in NUS support for grass roots senior members, including current President opposition to tuition fees. Andrew Pakcs, stand for re-elixtion at the NUS Goldsmith's College Students tinkle ocilipial conference. an academic and financial administrant in building bp collie After having warned students against after the university sent eight students letters of supporting previous fees rebellions. the NUS expulsion to students for failing to pay their has now come out in full support of the recent tuition fees. And they won their battle after successful occupation at Goldsmith's College. university warden Ben Pinilott decided to I COWIN London, withdraw the letters of termination. Fomier LULT Women's Officer Helen Russell When NUS president Andrew Pakes visited achieved her surprise victory over the Labour the college last week be was verbally assaulted hacked candidate A Ili soilAgees when she stood over the organisation's initial reluctance to for National Women's Officer at the women's support the few rebels. conference last week_ Sarah Kavanagh, CommunicafionsOfticer And the sire of the victory came as a surprise at Goldsmith's College. said: "Although people Small charge to Helen. "I was expecting it to be quite close. were pleased he'd supported us, they questioned but the mood is that people are pissed off with his motives and why NUS had been so apathetic the leadership of NUS." she said_ -The leadership until n..ow, hikes was playing to the audience for charity is scared. and so it should be. The message is for his election campaign and pressure from the clear: beware of National Conference," ptess. LUU Finance & Adninistration officer Helen But the NUS spokesman maintained that ligi support Aspen, who is standing for NUS Treasurer next they had the best interests of their members in week, supported calls for wholesale change, mind: 'There was no change of policy, It jug, She said: "What has been fon:Wise reassessmou took a while to clarify what the situation was.. of whin NUS is about. It must return to its original iugh NUS has not supported any other salon goal of political representation, rebel occupations or refusals to pay fees. the 'The change in mood is positive. We now spokesman said this was because they were need to elect people with the track record and non-payment rather than can't pay cases. .. • Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 NEWS 7 Tea-rrific party Raising hope for Romania OVER 150 elderly people enjoyed an afternoon tea party I perk Univasity's a Ft NDRAISING night is By PERVINDER SINGH for help. refectory on Wednesday. wiles Kure being held at the the Faversham Galaxy 105 Di Tony Walker barley. nest week to support two will be playing at the Action member Louise Beckett students who are flying off to of the Issue and bring back our fundraising event on said: "It was a huge.success. They work in a Romanian orphanage. experiences to share with Wednesday March 17. thoroughly enjoyed the..-mselves during Fay Ogunbadejo and others." said Fay, Tickets are being sold in bingo and dancing to the Dance Band. Elisabeth Cages, studying BSc Over half of children in advance at £4 and will also It was really nice sti many of them said llealth Studies at Leeds Europe with AIDS live in he available on the night. The 'thank you' afterwards." Metropolitan University, will Romania and volunteers and money raising night will start All the participants cane from local he travelling to a hospital in funds are scarce. at 830pm and run until 1.30am. nursing homes and wmmunity groups Arad. Romania. later this month Orphanages are full of Fur further information and also met the Mayor and Mayoress. to work with children infected affected children who receive please contact Danielle by BM minimal tare and little physical Dickinson on 07771 863312 or "We intend to raise public attention and have to rely on Fay Ogunbadejo on 07887 awareness or the seriousness kireign aid and chants workers 922799. Tsar very much DRI :GS tsar Keith Hellawell was in the city yesterday to visit a pioneering new drug% project. armies NM! GaliWr He sited the East Leeds Family Learning Centre to cheek out the D-Cohed scheme. It was first piloted in Leeds nightclubs in 1997 when Mr Helluwell. the former Chief Constable of West Yorkshire. praised its work. He commented: "I am delighted to see D"s pragmatic approach to getting the message to young people about the dangers Sum things just of misusing drugs. "IL is vital that anti-drug projects seek innovative ways to inform those most at risk from drug misuse." Over the past year D' has approached and given help to 1,550 young dabbers and has attended 77 sessions at city clubs. don't add u Belly good laugh

By NADINE TOWEL!. AN ARABIAN Nly IC Part:. this week offered more than sonic rex ellers f)IITRAGEI) maths students had harp ai ned tor. are petitioning this week A belly dancing duo cal led against a new policy which 'Zeharn* were the star turn at stops them from taking Tuesdto,'s went which aunts:led 911 graphics calculators into people and a Granada TV crew - exams. and they didn't leave much to the imaginal iou. From the %it miner. Students Claire_ study log muthemituu:s at Leeds. Oxford, President of the University .wil I no hunger he tidal,: Eastern Cultural Society, permitted to use the expensive and explained "some people were a hit sin posed whorl Med:Inver cal tie 45i1 implicated calculators w hash with het burto sin iv. 11111 she slid many have had use of since A- change her chimes later and it was Level, a great success as t' ''oIe gul up and Instead they will only be able danced tooth her muse basic scientific calculators, costing a meref 1 ► compared with the more technical calculators which can reach prices of up to African gold One second-year. sAho a ishes to remain anonynious. stormed at A PIONEERING LiViti course based in South Africa has seen the new ruling: its numbers nearly quadruple in time for its first birthday, writes 'The stress ul exams is had Angela Si onpsvn enough, without hay mg to worry The MSc Information Systems degree has seen numbers rise about using a strange piece of from 2.1 when it was first started, to 80 now. Lcii Wi Ilia IBS, project equipment. Has the university manager for the Faculty of Information.and Engineering Systems. snuck a deal with Sharp and Casio'?" said: "This is the first time the programme has been run overseas He went on to suggest the pot icy and we have been overwhchned by the response from South Africa. may put students at other "The current course is running in Johannesburg but we have universities at an advantage: also had interest from would-he students in Durban and Cape "Students sitting almost identical Timm. The government in Zimbabwe has also expressed an interest." exams will be able to use far more Seven members of staff at LMU are involved in teaching the sophisticated equipment than the programme in four day blocks every two months, looking at such basic machine.s we;ire now required areas as electronic commerce and project ManneiTlcul. to use, hence it is likely that as a whole they will gain significantly better grades. "It is a frightening thought that we will have to compete with these Moroccan trek students litr employment.- But the university has TOURISTS with an adventurous maintained that the decision is streak are being called on io take part justified. in it charity trip to Morocco later Dr Alan Sloinson, Director this year. writer Sluanirta Rajannnant. of Undergraduate Studies at the Three children's charities have School of Mathematics. said: GRAPHIC SCENES: Students fear their calculators will be binned for future exams Pk: Dave Marriott teamed up for the Hand of Hope "We were worried that those going Appeal to organise the trip to the students who had more expensive the new runny. last September. and not erasing this before way." he said. It doesn't worry Hanedour Valley in November, machines were at an advantage But despite the efforts of students into exams. Inc.• petitioning against the decision. He was so annoyed that he Dr. Slomson concluded: And they are looking for60 people simply because they could perform wrote to the School of Maths to raise the 01800 sponsorship more Innetions. some feel it is just a minority of "Machines which store information people who would use the machine% voicing his concern that exam are strictly against regulations. money ItO go on the adventure. "Calculators are a useful tool supervisors may not have been "l can understand the panic. The Mom= Mountain trek takes at school. but in the workplace dishonestly. doing their jobs properly: place between November 12 and 20, professionals use computers." One finalist said some students but the students arc intelligent to and anyone who is interested is asked This policy shift is in line with have cheated by programming "Not all invigilators reset people and should be able learn calculators before students sit their to use the new calculators in about to call the Trek Hotline on 01403 210 other universities. such as their graphics calculators with exams so they' ve got to do it this 406. Newcastle, which implemented complicated data and formulae ten minutes."

7 COMMENT Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999

Leeds Student An 'ethical' foreign policy wins Britain favour Bodington's green and Wish you were pleasant land

MONTHS of tireless campaigning should finally pay off following the news that proposals Uganda's jungles hid a horrible reality. to build a shopping centre on Bodington fields will be rejected by a public inquiry. Given the probable recommendations of the ADAM BLENFORD grieves for the days 2,000 page report. it is surely only a matter of time before the council officially axes this part of the Unitary Development Plan which has threatened when it was safe to be a 'Brit Abroad' the open spaces of the outer Leeds suburbs in recent years. wHEN 23 Not only would it be a great boost for local year-old businesses and community groups in their fight to graduate preserve the environment in the whole area - it Mark would also be a triumph for common sense and a Lindgren tribute to the organised protests carried out against was ambushed and killed the scheme. in the dense jungle of Residents at the halls and flats at Bodington Uganda's Bwindi National should he celebrating too. Whatever the weather. Park, along with seven the great appeal of living a little further out from other tourists, he was campus than normal is the chance to get out and looking forward to finding rare mountain gorillas. His enjoy the open spaces, be it for a game of footie. a tour guide was a snowball fight or a barbeque. knowledgable man, who The problems don't end here though. If. as now had a way with the locals seems likely. Leeds University doesn't receive a and knew his way round a nice big fat cheque from the developers for its rainforest if things went land, will it now take the opportunio, to plough awry. Mark Lindgren some money into improving the quality of the probably looked up to playing pitches'? Mark Ross in an unusual The current state of some of the pitches leaves a way. because Mark Ross lot to be desired - and there would be no better did this all that time and always made it back safely. way to highlight the all-round benefits of a Mark I indgre (1 was no decision not to develop the land than a programme gong-ho foam:dist or designed to bring the playing fields up to the masochistic post-colonial necessary standards. diplomat poking his nose around for too lone in a mucky Bin Laden. His shadowy danger of casualties and marked the shadowy and all-pervading civil war, He and those who Islamic fundamentalist British nationals as 'fair game' Islamic threat and a frightening died with hint were venturing organisation was created by the for those insurgents who Itnan front North London who into Central Africa for what powers that he, explained to a previously sought only was masterminding it all. The Hague outlines animated to a holiday. Despite shocked and incomprehending American attention. Within a Britons stayed in Yemen, being in the middle .if a public around the world and week a tour group in Yemen angrily screaming their gruesome guerilla war, which squarely blamed for the crimes. was ambushed and held hostage innocence to television has no respect for the sanctity According to the legions of in the desert, When the Yemeni cameras, virtually abandoned his conservative of western money and the conspiracy theoriSts, Bin army attempted a rescue to the Yemeni justice system. privacy of tourists searching (or Laden's 'undeclared war' on the attempt, several were caught in cast away by a nation unsure of gorillas. they did not expect to United States and her allies is wvictous gunfight and died. who to despise. The tragedy die dangerous and immediate, At a The kidnappers knew that by drifted out of our minds, outlook Yet, like tourists in Yemen. time of great political crisis, stoking at British nationals Innocent people had died an they became caught up in a unforseen and gruesome death WILLIAM Hague is a nice man. The Leader of mita) that refuses to let w idiom our leaders being able the Opposition has not had an easy time of it America and Britain dictate to understand why. since taking over at the top of the Tory party policy to the rest of the world. Mark Lindgren was no gung-ho Two months later, the Chilling wake-up calls are bodies of the Ugandan after their General Election flop. He has at times echoing all around the world, adventurers were found with struggled to convey his message and to convince reminding the self-centred journalist or masochistic post- 'ages attached to them. the electorate of his leadership qualities. Western powers of the price "American and British, we But his interview with Leeds Student this week they must pay in exchange for colonial diplomat poking around don't want you on our land. reveals a man true to his Tory principles, patronising and underestimating You support our enemy-" That the grievances they create short note is the reason for the Conservative through and through. Whether that's a through their foreign policies. in a mucky civil war massacre, in those trouble good thing or not depends on your political point of Attacks on foreign nationals spots where dissatisfaction view, but it is refreshing to see a senior politician make powerful impressions in Bill Clinton prompted even abroad. their own grievances with the west is growing day not totally obsessed with image over substance. the west. where the mass media more discussion of his phallic would he heard around the by day, even the cocoon of objects and fired missiles into No amount of spin-doctoring will give Hague the highlight the atrocities and tell world. The bungled rescue tourism is no longer it safety us all about them, Many Britons Sudan and Afghanistan. aggravated the situation and net. star quality of a Blair or a Clinton, And that may die on our own streets every Ever the supportive glove- severely enibarassed the Robin Cook's 'ethical ultimately hinder his Prime Ministerial prospects. day. but brutal murders when puppet, Tony Blair. threw his government in San's. 1he foreign policy' is in tatters as But in the meantime. he has as much chance as for from home cause outrage inconsiderable weight behind Yemeni capital. Britons young and old are anyone else of redirecting and revitalising a and attract publicity to every Clinton, unconcerned at the la a disturbing twist. they dying in foreign fields. unfulfilled grievance that can unsavoury fallout of a .special dispirited and dysfunctional Tory party, countered by accusing six implicated in the arms to 01(40 :ate guerillas or terrorists. relationship' with the American British Muslims of plotting Sierra Leone scandal, the Last August. fatal bomb president. Operation Desert Fox terrorism against westerners in Foreign Secretary is risking attacks on IS Embassies in confirmed Our role as the fall- the name of Islam. British little more than the lives of Leeds Student returns on April 23. Kenya and Tanzania prompted en) in America's new public opinion was confused those with no enemies as the the announcement of a new international order, US forces once inure: in our multi- price far the 1116MNISIC11:1 and enemy - the subversive could have completed Desert Cultural. niulti-racial, vet patronising tone the west now Happy Easter holidays! international terrorist network his alone. Thr British 'insimutionatty racist' country. adopts towards the Third. led by Saudi dissident Osama contribution was dwarfed by the consptracy theories focused on World. • • • • • • •••• 0.1,14.•.1.0.14.71.1•••• • • • • ...... •••••••••-••,••,•••••.- • ..... ■ .... •••• a-••e•s•,,t1•,.../81.K•f■•••/-1,t Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 COMMENT 9

Speakers with the USA, but puts us all in the terrorists' firing line Corner here, Robin Cook

'MONICA, SHMONICA'

N CASE you hadn't notiml, Monica's coining to town. Yes. yes, IAmerica's most 'wanted female will be tearfully signing away her priviwy stela week In Waterstones. Leeds, England. lshall go and express toy condolences tu ber us l believe there are few things that should he pitied mine than a person who kises their dignity in the lace of public ridicule and contempt What urn l saying? We see it everyday on the Ricky- Sprinecr-Lake-Felre Shim Every stint of daytime channel surfing will undoubtedly produce a yuk or two about someone's private life, so does Monica deserve our sympathy? On the yes front: She has lost her job. her independence, her 'lover' and many former supporters and friends. Of Citurse. it must he tough to face a grand jury and li tc.,s11.101(y, deartAainlIsckriifeyaostrii-osz-life

powerful politicians. On i hi: 'flip-side'. she is earning a mooned f ztUall(X) front one interview given to Channel 4 this week turning her into what Jun Snow described as. "A commodity." So after spending I8 A BRIDGE TOO FAR? Should we place ourselves in unnecessary danger just so we can tick off attractions from our international 'sightseeing list'? mouths happily dismissing of her as an writatina example Bill Clinton's infidelity (and nothing ekes am I supposed ROADBLOCKS AND REVOLUTIONS to retract any criticism of Shmonica because Its now about. 'The person behind the story." FIVE GLOBAL CONFLICTS NOT TO GET CAUGHT UP IN Well I'm afraid I'm just not that interested any more. There were TWO people Congo inside 'Dobbin' from Cambodia Indonesia North Korea Colombia Rcmaghost and no-one THE awesome temples of POLITICAL. economic and IT WASN'• problems in AN UNLIKELY holiday A TOTAL locss of a cnnary. thought it necessary to Angkor Wat entice tourists into ethnic turmoil have turned the Uganda that prompted last destination. admittedly. even Colombia still seems to hose serialise the story of 'I had the vastness of the Tonle Sap streets of Indonesia's paradise week's massacre. The reasons for the most adventurous of an attraction for students and my head up his arse for (Great Lake) and thence to the islands and teeming i gibes into hehind the murders lie in the travellers. North Korea is one graduates with a nose for a yews." jungle-choked city of Sien danger zone s. where cheap tortured rivalries of Central of the world's last closed bargain. However. it's happened Reap. trips can quickly turn sour. African polities. states, sealed off from the rest But cocaine barons are not now. The litigation is over. But the newly 'sate' land The streets of Jakarta are A combination or Hui u and of world, the only frighteners in Money is there to be made route from Thailand still riddled with violent Tutsi ethnic hatred, rivalry But last year a hnckpacker Bogota. Violence and and if you enjoy reading the shelters the unhappy survt‘ors demonstrations. and since the between Laurent Kabi la's found himself in trouble with kidnapping arc rife away ramings of a woman of Vol Pot's Khmer Rance, fall of President Suhartu last Congolese government and Pyongyang alter following from urban areas, and anyone sounding barely out of her while Phnom Penh. crumblinn year. foreigners have virtually opponents in Uganda and advice in his 'Lonely Planet straying from established high school fantasies stage in colonial old age. seethes disappeared from the country. Rwanda have brutalised the China' hook too closely. paths risks involvement in then this should tickle your with civil disorder and anti- Ethnic independence African hills. Although tourists Believing he could %AA all guerilla or paramilitary fancy. government demonstrations. movements and repression in rarely reach Congo and around the lake, the 19 year- activity. Drugs, jungle. mad *the first time 1 saw him. The army patrol the streets and Irian Java and East Timor Rwanda, visits to neighbouring old spent over it week heavily armed glieri this and it sort of took my tweath away even foreign hideaways have make more adventurous ir:-oel Uganda and Tantania are tar imprisoned its the famine- Latino women. Probably a - he has a very magnetic recently come LniderTi re. ill-advised. more common. stricken country. student's paradise_ sense about him and he's very sensual and annul ivy and With the pvAsfht• exception of North Korea, all erf the above destinations arc well within the range of the unthirions globe-irartins! student planning a long slimmer trip or a draws you into= his energy posvgraduathm odyssey. All td these remarries lure the easily sedated westerner to her brutalised lands 1rm virtue of porea•y and beams. the Inescapable combination that trally...- guarantees a long. cheap trip to a (Affiliating region. Yet the lessons o f the Ugandan massacre must teach 11.5 the importance of proper planning, awareness and common sense Thanks vets' much to when travelling in unstable eintruries Too Many people are dymg az the hands of tulmmism for no geoid reallon, Mills & Boon 'for that little error teddlq 11f1.1 led Velum dimugh the Bwindi National Park eras nrc, with u wrstfirl look in his eyes. that in 25 rears of travelling. meeting the artistic impression. ► prolevoondi t.Fgandan gordhi s opts his most cherished mentors. Froni that viewpoint. for Mark Ross to lead his gprup into the park Aeons rim• rationed Put simply, the end result wee worth it But ',wafers 10 remote and unstable Maces vhould hr ditii:rele told listen Jar the !oral news, always the enact reliable kind or gossip Ralph Savage AB Risking death and ousting young lives (Cr a search for a trail ller 'r ptavdtse should not he cm apron. Murk Lindgren, his family and friends, slestdd no doubt Ligree.

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Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 FEATURE I'm just a down to earth guy' He wears baseball caps, he's =tied to Ffion, he's a born and bred Yorkshireman. But William Hague is also a prospective Prime Minister. CLARE RUDEBECK and JEMIMA SISSONS ask: would you bust this man?

HE Bridge House hotel in We comment that he must have had a busy Catterick on a damp and ugly morning. He's already had three interviews, been Friday. Sinatra musak greets to a British Pork meeting (*Get yer Pork on yer the assorted Barbour and fork. Ha Ha'1. and has flown up from London. And it's now only one o'clock. It must he the wellies brigade who seek judo which keeps him so calm. refuge and coffee here. A His press secretary introduces himself. He id selection of good honest not the Machiavellian Alastair Campbell figure Tbitters is on offer for the friendly and who acts as Tony's flatterer. As a duo they evidently deep-rooted lot who are certainly don't exude the Disney gleam of many propping up the bar. of the polished, celebrity politicians of today. If Another wax-jacketed gent walks in. shaking they were slightly less Yorkshire you may get the the rain off his upturned collar and what's Jell of impression they were putting. on this 'down-to- his hair. No-one pays much attention- If it weren't earth' act for PR. fur his spotty red tic and dark-suited bespectacled We share sandwiches - William makes a aide then you wouldn't have guessed he'd ever beeline for the honey-roast ham. He talks of his left Richmondshire let alone. faced the Right love of the countryside and Yorkshire where he Honourable Tony Blair in parliament most days has grown up and lived all his lite. He drinks of the week. slowly and lets crumb; fall to his lap. William Hague exchanges assorted.eountry One may try. but it takes an inventive mind to banter with the regulars and orders a pint of John picture him sharing venison with the lugubrious Smith's. He offers us a drink. and we are face to Tories m the Commons dining hall, or even being face with the leader of the Conservative party. happy in the Big Smoke, I-k looks his 38 years - somewhere between a Just seeing the smile on his face shot having grown-up boy and an old man. He has an open run around all morning seems In suggest that expression, a charmed. rather than charming arin politics isn't just about PR and steel. but good and a head which isn't as big as the caricatures temperament too. Many people have commented suegest. He looks well groomed but you get the on his lack of neurosis and ability to just 'get on impression he'd rather not have to worry every day with ties and tvlished shoes TURN OVER FOR THE FULL TORY

11 Leeds Student, Friday 12 March 1999 After a while the interpreter leans over and whispers to me: 'Ilh! Mr Hague si You have now eaten the flower display!' And the major's looking at me as if ti say, 'How on earth did they win the war?' Hague on his most embarrassing mom

with it'. He is vehement that despite low poll ratings but not taken over by the EU. The Tories have "We're not in principle against finding new ways Sonic, but not many - yet. The Conservati he's still enjoying the job. consistently represented that point of order therefore of bringing more money into Higher Education. I had still has a long way to go to get its women ou "Yes, very much. but really there are several I'm consistently a Tory." to borrow all the money for my second degree. I'm constituency coffee mornings and into the Ca different sides to it. 1 also look after my constituency Here Hague adopts a more pompous nasal tone not saying this from my armchair. We will want to If Blair has his babes. Hague, it sectns. has hi - one of the most satisfying things about being a which will pipe up whenever he is scared we may change this." housewives. politician." answer hack. It is a voice which should he full of So what about his time at university'? William Which brings us neatly on to an issue very Hague remains resolute in the face of any had rhetorical conviction but sounds more like he's 16 Hague went to Magdalen College, Oxford, in 1979 to his heart - marriage. At the centre of all his publicity. It seems like the Holy Omit of Prime still, standing on the stage at the Brighton Conference and was president of the right-wing union there. He eulogising of 'The British Way', he has repeat Ministry is something he has always wanted. Junior where he delivered his first speech. sums up his time as "very good" and convinces us stressed the importance of "strengthening fan minister at 28, Secretary of State for Wales at 34. At 16 - an age when surely he should have been easily that he wasn't a swot. punk or gIam rocker. ''1 responsibility and supporting the institution 01 36, Hague was the youngest Conservative leader courting girls•and sipping clandestine gin. This is the was just a down-to-earth guy enjoying himself." marriage." since William Pitt. 150 years ago. When did he know man who allegedly said that he'd never get a He probably hasn't changed much in the last few You'd think that the Conservatives would I he wanted to follow in his footsteps? girlfriend before he became a minister, He's adamant years. Sitting opposite us, pint in hand and giving off learned from the 'Back to Basics' fiasco that ti "I suppose a few years ago. I was surprised when I that he didn't miss out on anything though. slightly majestic signals, it's easy to imagine him particularly dangerous piece of rope to hand th became a junior minister six years ago. Surprised "Being a politician means that you're involved in messing about in Oxford's Tudor pubs. British public. but it seems not. when I became a Cabinet minister al 34. When you everything in life. If there's anything I've missed out "I've always been more of a pub person than a "I say a society is more stable, more succes, become a Cabinet minister at 34 you do think 'well. I on. I can't think what it is." party person. I enjoy a drink, and occasionally smoke it has a high proportion of successful marriages could do the top job.' So you can't plan these things." Talking about his childhood he colours it a cigar now." families. It just is. We have discovered somethi He speaks with a sense of reality. His calm incessantly with politics. But can any amount of But, no, he didn't inhale. which improves the quality of education, impre determination seems more responsible for getting training soften the blow of low poll ratings? Patten people's health. reduces crime and improves ge him where he is now. rather than having climbed up and Clarke are currently topping the popularity charts N. so we turn to the age old problem of happiness in the world and it's called marriage.- the greasy pole of 'yoof' politics. It is this - yet Hague insists: "No - I don't think there'll be any women. Blair of course splashed his You can see his point. The problem, of court determination that resulted in him reading Hansard at change in the leadership of the party." 'babes' all over the front pages in the that this invention keeps breaking down. About 14 and becoming a Young Tory not long after. Luckily, on the tnorning of our interview, the poll A aftermath of thegeneral election. And third of the our generation are from broken hom "Well, these things are exaggerated - but I was ratings had increased for the first rime since the rightly so, there are now 101 female Labour MPs, Not only that. but this contraption wasn't desigr, always interested in politics." elections. "This means that we're doing something which is a big step towards women being with a significant minority of the population int Indeed, but nowadays, the media has replaced the right. We've got a lot of things sorted out. I'm never proportionately represented in parliament. Does he include lesbian and gay marriage in his podium as the place to manifest one's ideas. With put all by opinion polls." New Labour have also given us a new Ministry vision of Britain'? relatively little political insecurity, it's hard to Not even if they're directed personally at him? and the first Minister for Women. Baroness Jay "First of all I think people should be free to 11 imagine what could induce such early conviction. "It feels normal, natural. I'm not the sort of hasn't let us forget it. how they wish to live. When I say I'm in favour "It was at a time in the mid-1970s which was a marriage and the family. I'm not saying that very turbulent political time. The country was in r_ everyone should five in the same way," he says, great crisis: high inflation. powerful trade unions, lots skillfully avoiding the necessity of a straight an of strikes. Perhaps his "bold, brassy Britain" where the "Lots of young people not involved in politics saw vies I m•dinage at not icompablie defining cultural event is the Notting Hill Carniv Margaret Thatcher as offering a change from the really is a place where all ways of life arc chaos of the previous 15 years and thought they'd acceptable. support her." Without pausing for breath, however, he with a lino* of people who choose to lye in a continues. "But I think marriage is essentially for (HALL first mention of the Baroness. No pet man and a woman." This is a phrase which he names for her. but then again, she was his first repeats twice in the next minute. "Marriage is a It pin-up: the rate at which he's catapulted latent wat We shouldn't be defensive about union which is designed for the production of Shimself has meant that she was his icon as children. That takes place in a church usually." well as his mentor later on. She has supported him You can't help but wonder whether Hague her throughout, especially in the face of inter-party Euro that They're not going to force us to do it quite made it into his own "vigourous. exciting" scepticism. It seems he too has supported her for the Britain, "where people watch MTV and Otangim good part of his life. Rooms." "1 was a committed Tory at 15. yet I haven't spent He has no idea who's at Number One in the my whole life in politics. I had five years outside it They're not going to take over' charts. More worryingly, despite constantly sues after Oxford. I wanted to make sure there was his tolerance, he begins to sound more and more something else I could do as an alternative career, a man trying to veil intolerance. which you need if you're going to become a politician who looks in the morning papers and goes Hague is not slow to clamber onto her "My views about marriage are not incompatil politician." into a bad mood all day. The world doesn't change bandwagon. but he is cautious of Blair-esque media with a minority of people who choose to live in ; Surely you must need gargantuan amounts of that much from day to day." stunts: "I don't believe in quotas and all women different way. We shouldn't be defensive about I dedication too'? In the 1997 general election a No doubt it would if he became Prime Minister. shortlists. I think it's patronising to women. After all. They're not going to force us to do it. They're 3 minority of students voted. Many have no interest Something which he is certain of. "Absolutely at the the Conservative Party of all parties has proved that going to take over. We don't have to be paranoit whatsoever in politics let alone an allegiance to any next election." Defiantly, he claims: "The Tories will a woman can succeed on merit." about that." particular party. Yet Hague puts it down to his good win the battle." And so it has. But yet it still fails to encourage It's a worrying thought that the Leader of the old personal belief system. But it's not over yet. How can he possibly bridge significant numbers of women into the top layers of Opposition still thinks that being homosexual of "1 think that beliefs develop and you question the the gap between the Tory party and the apathetic its party. Hague has been campaigning for two years single parent is a matter of choice; that he feels assumptions you've made. I've always believed in student body? Instead of answering the question. he for female members to he allowed into the all-male need to reassure people of the unlikelihood of'a personal freedom which is a core Conservative chooses to go on a ramble about the British way. I preserve of the Conservative Carlton Club. takeover by lesbians and gays. belief," think we have to show that we are relevant to He hasn't succeeded. Despite producing Britain's The atmosphere in the room has grown tense And without prompting people's lives' etc.) first female Prime Minister, sonic elements of the gulf between us and the Tory leader gapes. Doc Hague lures us into his A ruddy faced riot of farmers poke their heads in. Conservative Pany still harbour hostility to women. we wonder, believe in sex before marriage? Ha stance on Europe as if Hague tells them he'll he there in ten. Sadly. it seems the feeling is mutual. Only 14 out of stares at his feet. he had been waiting "I will go on raising issues which are important to a current 162 Conservative MPs are female. That's a for the right students," he goes on. pathetic 8.6 per cent. To his credit, Hague does seem 1.1(' K. The dietaphone chooses that eat to set the Such as fees? The Tory party actually set up the to be actively addressing the problem, moment to turn itself of and we all co ground rules. commission to investigate the necessity of fees. He "For the first time we are going out looking for into giggles. Hague is still laughing wi "I've also manages to be annoyingly vague on the issue, saying candidates, particularly women," he says we manage to turn the tape over. always believed that they will consider changes "after listening to enthusiastically. 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T was hard to avoid the sickening grin and shrieking excitement of Lenny Henry on our television screens and ear drums. Every year, I wonder whether events like Comic Relief relieve much more than our guilty consciences: You cleanse yourself of the guilt of not quite having been the person you'd like to be, give a few bob to charity, smile throughout and the MINI EGGS world will be a better place. Without a doubt, the best thing about Easter. In Now Leeds may have its very fact, the best thing about Chrisunas as well, own 'one night wonder'.A group because as soon as the festivities are over Mini of students, known as the Metta Eggs are on sale.Their crunchy shells and perfect project, have organised Dairy Milk chocolate has never been beaten, and 'Cryptonite' at the Warehouse whatever you do, don't succumb to pick 'n' mix next Wednesday.The night will be pretenders. They will never be as rnoreish. Nothing like a festival and aims to raise NO PLACE LIKE HOME:A young resident at the St George's Crypt Centre helps an essay get written like a big bag of money for the desperately chocolate goodies. needed refurbishment of St butterflies:"It's alright to have a him back to the depths of generally kind and thoughtful." George's Crypt homeless good time and raise money for academia.He does not see a John lives in temporary FABERGE EGGS Centre. people in a less fortunate pressing need to raise awareness accomodation and has been OK, so maybe they're a bit our of our price league, True, the event does promise position than yourself at the in the student community, but homeless for a few months. For but you can't miss our the most expensive Easter to hit Leeds with the kind of same time." says there is potential if people him, the long-term impression of gift in history. These zygotes have got to taste buzzing sparkle that even Charity events like Red Nose want to volunteer at shelters."It such an event is unquestionable: pretty good or else they wouldn't be worth Tinkerbell would only dream of, Day, are not one night wonders. affects those who want to be "I definitely wouldn't forget it. thousands of pounds.Then again what can be so but is it socially ethical? The fact that we only get one affected. I'd have thought there's But I'm speaking as a homeless great about a bit of chocolate in a nicely painted Management and Japanese super bonging night dedicated to huge potential for people who person." he says. shell that makes people want them enough for finalist Rob Pott, who is heading such good causes each year is a want to get involved. Cryptonite Rob Pots says:"The Metta Hollywood to make movies about them? the Metta project thinks it is:"We reflection of what we want. Like won't heighten awareness but it project has set out to create hope it will have a lasting impact. other charitable extravaganzas, will raise money. and anything for something of value,giving people JELLY EGGS The main objective is to the Cryptonite hangover may be charity is a good idea," he says. an opportunity to come together Mrnmmnumnumnmmm. If you're bored of the demonstrate the possibilities and of long-term value. BT. Issue vendor John said:-It's in a way which uses skills and traditional creme, caramel and truffle fillings, how potential to people.- Jonny Hanbury, a History good that students are actually energy that we all want to give. about a nice dollop of strawberry jelly? A spokesperson for Shelter finalist was a volunteer at St thoughtful enough to do that Everyone stands to benefit.- went further in offering consoling George's Crypt until this term, sort of event when they've got so KINDER EGGS words CO moral minded social when work pressures summoned much else on. I find students are Lola Almudevar They're great.As long as you get a good toy which takes creativity and ingenuity to put together and not another bloody Crazy Croco.

CREME EGGS Art of the matter They may have brilliant adverts, and they may provoke the rudest conversations you've ever had HE Great British Whatever, it promises to be with your parents (Well I like to lick out the domestic scene may interesting and different and will inside, but sometimes my tongue gets stuck, and T seem like it's rather too include paintings, kinetic sculptures Dad, don't you find the white stuff gets a bit sickly close to home to be the and wall-based pieces. after a while?'), but they're just not nice. Far too the me of an art exhibition. You never know. you may even be able to buy yourself a new sweet, even for the sweetest tooth, people only But the product of three Fine buy them so they can ask,"How do you eat yours?" Art students from Leeds toaster Into the bargain or perhaps Metropolitan University,"Art you'll just look at the pieces. OWN BRAND EGGS Home" is a show of their recent The show will be on at Number 64.The Headrow, which is just Supermarkets may make some pretty good own work based around the theme of brands but eggs they don'LThere's nothing worse the home. along from the City Art Gallery and opposite the Guildford Pub. than cheap chocolate and a crappy giveaway. Don't So if spring cleaning is really even bother.Yosid be better off buying a bar of starting to drag you down then this It is running all of next week, March 15-19 and is open between Dairy Milk, melting it over a bowl of hot water and Is the perfect escapism Or perhaps then moulding it around a real egg.The cheap way! not. I lam and 5pm. Entry is free.

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HIS may look like Egg rings - Perhaps the most some 'guess the unidentifiable object .they may look like T mystery some kind of kinky sex toys, like THIS obiect'game you used handcuffs, but when frying, simply place to play, when you were these devices over your eggs to little at your friend's produce a perfect round finish. Ideal for birthday parties but a perfectionist (be that in cuisine or there is a purpose. WEEK bondage). These are all little utensils that might help you if you have kitchen. traumas. But do you know what they are If you've never been Movies too proficient in the cooking department then 1. BUG'S LIFE these gadgets might provide a solution CO help 2. SHAKESPEARE IN you. LOVE Confuse housemates Crinkle chip cutter - Flashy tool Lemon Squeezers - Perfect for 3. YOU'VE GOT MAIL and Impress parents with for cutting potatoes into lovely cocktail parties at home.The sign of your apparent culinary groovy slices. Then you can Fry them a true connoisseur. Look like you 4. THIS YEAR'S LOVE skills or scare them out of and voila This is a splendid way to know what you're doing and avoid the kitchen by wielding glam up your chips. smelling like Jul for days with these S. URBAN LEGEND one of these objets d'art Essential for ponciness. this Is handy squeezers. Come to think of it. with a manic look on your definitely the Posh Spice of the these might have been more useful face. Budding Delias and kitchen utensil world. for Pancake Day. Ainsleys take note... Albums Pickle Pick - This may Potato baker - perhaps look like some kind of toot the most useful of all the 1. FAT BOY SLIM char was used in culinary tools we tested. You've come a long way baby Clockwork Orange for You'll find that, on presenting them to your housemates, keeping Alex's eyes open, 2. ROBBIE WILLIAMS some other scary they will assure you that I've been expecting you implement of torture or 'they really work" part of a medical Simply pierce your 3. LAURYN HILL experiment but in fact it's potatoes with these lethal The miseducation of Lauryn simply for fishing OUT looking spikes. pop them in Hill the over in the usual way troublesome pickles from 4. BLONDIE the jar and you'll discover the Wnv No exit to enjoy the pertect spud No, really. 5. MANIC STREET PREACHERS This is my truth... tell me yours Al! these items are available from Spoils The Kitchen Reject Shop in the St John's Centre at very reasonable prices Pits: Oily Fox What's the strangest Singles I. LENNY KRAVITZ thins you've Fly Away 2. BLONDIE Maria

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BOOK CULT BOOK FICTION BOOK LOVIN' Crash J.G. BALLARD Awaydays KEVIN Vintage SAMPSON Getting VARIOUS Goofy Foot E5.99 Vintage £5.99 It On Press EI9.95 The pornography Hooligans have feelings Everything you wanted of cars too, you know to know and a lot you didn't

ARTY is a member of 'The Pack': a notorious party of C hardcore Tranrnere Rovers supporters, who express their devotion to the dub by brutally terrorising opposition fans. Carty also has nine 0-levels, lives in a plush Merseyside suburb with his father and younger sister and works full-time for the Inland Revenue, It is 1979 and the rate of hooliganism in England is escalating. Ever since the phenomenal success The of Fever Pitch there has been a deluge Guide of football themed literature - the To Getting bulk of which being of little higher It On! than Conference standard. Awaydays, set around (though never actually within) Liverpool. is however, more of an entertainment than Tranmere LTHOUGH it was published Rovers. Awaydays EX guides have a bit of a in i 973, Ballard's Crash has The novel contains a number of bad press. Confined to the Amystified and appalled amusing anecdotes and Sampson is Suppermost shelves of most people in equal measures. Its adept at capturing the accent. His KEVIN SAMPSON reputable book shops, they infamy was brought up again a graphic depictions of violence - tend to do little more than lie few years ago with Cronenberg's though repetitive are nonetheless around getting dusty, save for cold film adaptation, but the book striking. the occasional attentions of grubby old men In macs and is far different The author explores the thuggish hysterical school children. The story is thus: film pmclitcer mentality without resorting to clichés. However this is a book that James Ballard is locked in an open Carty is not a one-dimensional tightrope between conveying an background. It is a work that is in tries to be different. Described as marriage to Catherine. One day he has character and the reader is at times optimistic message. and falling into a several ways a testament to being 'the best sex guide available a massive car crash with Helen, a touched by his human feelings as well twee abyss. reasonably well.The book laddishness and is bound to be a today,' The Guide to Getting ft On is doctor. Both of them are badly niured. as outraged by his ugly. amoral. and is never free from incidents or commercial success under the curren an eye popping read to say the a unbreakable link giving rise to an arrogant antics. Elvis. his closest revelations which subsequently wave of football frenzy. least. affairThrough their meetings. they companion. is also portrayed as a sustains interest in the readerThe It has to be remarked how&er To start with. the book begins form a friendship. with Vaughan, a 'TV highly complex personality. chapters are not terribly weighty and that this is a work that does not lack with a disclaimer that warns people scientist (ha!), turned' nightmare of the Furthermore. Sampson highlights a the story develops at a fairly brisk in either wit or subtlety. Moreover, it that they will not be held highway' - a man whose psycho-sexual clear distinction between the world of pace.The plot itself is simple and is a fine narration of a period which experiments among the erotic detritus the football hooligan and the realm of unravelled quickly. leaving the reader has recently been dismissed. responsible for 'any loss. damage or of the mangled wreckage of the ordinary everyday experience, thus with few doubts concerning the Kevin Sampson's debut novel injury.' So you'd be forgiven for thinking that what will follow will highway atrocities act as a catalyst to making powerful comments writer's intentions . (although has the unforgivable throughout on issues such as peer Although set In the late-punk- audacity to compare itself to The belong to the realms of the the three of them beginning a nihilistic gymnastically gifted only. menage a trait which also draws in pressure. early-Thatcherite era. Awoydays is Catcher in the Rye on the front cover) Set during a one-month period. stylistically very contemporary.The is a gritty yet frequently comical However what follows isn't half Catherine, and Vaughan's disfigured as daunting as it first appears Wich companion. Gabrielle. Awaydays charts Tranmere Rovers' influence of Nick Homby and Irvine reminisince of the bleaker days of progression to the third round of the Welsh is exhibited In abundance. terrace trouble. chapter headings such as A Brief What follows is a highly articulate History of Sex and The Dirty Word FA Cup in conjunction with a rites-of- despite Elvis' pretentious obsession Although crammed with tales that and provocative treatise on sex. Chapter this is a guide that starts passage for angst-ridden Carty. with Sylvia Plath provoke abhorrence, it is a novel that sexuality. the rise and rise of with the basics and works its way Coinciding a watershed in his life with The book at times reads like a ultimately conveys a potent message technology, industry and the bond around virtually every single Christmas and New Year however modern newspaper or magazine of optimism. It reminds us that even between these themes.There have possible sexual body part. fetish borders on the corny. article which is hardly surprising thugs are human beings . been many accusations levelled at the and position that you can think of. Otherwise Sampson treads the considering the author's journalistic Shankar Sharma novel, and even Ballard (the writer) has So you can put your leotard away_ said that it is pornographic. However, Even if you find this kind of thing the sex scenes (of which there are Then for some reason Miff really boring there are plenty of many) are all described in such clinical. BOOK FICTION becomes a lust magnet as three of diagrams that you can look at. In detached derail,that they miss the his female colleagues declare their fact the fun never seems to end entire point of pornography. But if desire to share their beds with him. because even when you get bored taken on political terms of JAKE POLLER Even his own mother, a high flying of looking at the pictures you can pornography - the exploitation and Reach Jonathan Cape trans atlantic divorcee makes a pass even colour them in. control of people - then the novel at him and it is at this point in the The high point of the entire comes into its own. with the car as the E8.99 novel that the story weakens. book have to be the quizzes.The metaphor for the ethos and sexuality Miff is then accused of stealing a best one has to be The Goofy Dick of the modern male. Guide on how to become paltry £4 from the shop till which is Game where you get to see if you Vaughan's ultimate fantasy is to simply absurd and for some reason can match the soft penises of men a lust magnet contrive and die head-on in a car crash the more of this book that you read, such as Al, Rod, Bill, Ken and Newt with ElizabethTaylorThe actress is the more that you begin to feel sorry with pictures of their more erect appearing in a film that Ballard is short for Matthew, is for the poor lad. states over the page. The making,one of (the only?) reasons that IFF, the central character in It seems that everything that he excitement just doesn't stop. he and Vaughan are friends.That It On is a bit this short novel. It follows does goes wrong. or else is taken the Tire Guide to Getting Vaughan and Ballard do have sex at the M silly but then it's meant to be. It has his life as a Cambridge graduate opposite way to which he intended end of the novel (Ballard fucks (he got a first), working part It. been much acclaimed for its everyone in the book), is not time in a small book shop in Reach is a nice bedtime read. It irreverent way of looking at all surprising.The driving inevitability that Covent Garden whilst doesn't have a complicated storyline things sexual shadows this scene throughout the There is a darker side to it as masquerading as a writer. and there is no time leaping that book gives a crushing bleakness to the well The chapter on telling children His fellow need to be followed. it Is just a nice narrative. about sex is a bit weird to say the workers are all little story that you can dip in and Set in a world bordered by the authors (published out of as you please. least.You are more likely to come motorway (the scene of sexual out of it feeling distinctly nauseous and unpublished), The only aspect of the novel that adventures) and the airport (a than enlightened in any way. In artists and with one of his co-workers and she the reader really needs to means of escape?). Crash is a hyper- short this is the case against being wannabe actors. So soon comes to realise that she is the concentrate on is Miff's current bed kinetic. hallucinatory novel that an open minded parent. it's no wonder that object of his affection, and indeed his partner. It would appear that he is doesn't pull any punches in its though this is an surrounded for dreams at night. She capitalises on making up for lost time whilst he was Overall exploration of the modern-day excellent book that aims to make most of his life by this and they embark on an illicit lust at University meticulously studying sexual exploration of technology. If these people, Miff affair. for hiS First Class Honours Degree. you laugh as much as to inform that seems like a false link, then the you. and it succeeds on both leads a life filled Although somewhat predictable, Just like the rest of us. 1990s have passed you by. counts. with romantic this storyline does provide an ideas of the world. unexpected twist at the end of the Phil Hanlon He falls in love story. 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Juice relefFIELLIS 12-03-98 Stanley Kubrick: An appreciation

"Each month Stanley Kubrick examined and hailed as classics. Nicholson. Flushed with the success of isn't making films is a loss to His success finally led to a 2001, he tried to get MGM to fund his everybody" breakthrough contract with Warner biopic on the French general, only to Sidney Lames Brothers. Kubrick was able to have them back away at its projected negotiate a deal that gave him costs.The script felt fresh. Inventive IT IS ironic that Stanley Kubrick, the complete control over future and close to his pessimistic view of man who tried to define the optimistic productions.A contract that resulted humanity.The closest he got was his look of the next millennium, should in the studio financing but not seeing under-rated adaptation of William pass away so close to reaching it.The any footage of the film until its release. Thackeray Makepieces Barry Lyndon. man who made classics such as Paths As Julian Senior.WB's contact for The other great unseen Kubrick Of Glory, 2001:A Space Odyssey and A Kubrick, explained:-The director in film would be A.t., a fairy tale set in a Clockwork Orange completed his final the European sense is the auteur he is future where robots dominate the feature just before his death aged 70. the man who conceives and executes. earth. humans having become extinct Hardly prolific, he directed 13 How can any group of suits, even such by an ecological catastrophe. In the feature films, borrowing money from friendly suits at Warner Brothers, say ruins of a flooded ciry, a young boy. relations to complete his first two 'well wouldn't it be interesting if the itself a robot created for a childless features Fear & Desire and Killer's Kiss. camera was up there' and 'I'm not couple is found. After this debut. his career kick- sure you cut where you should, you From here the robots seek to started. Each film he made, though could run it a little bit longer...' know more about their former What film lovers should be grateful Though not prolific, each new attacked at the time, would later be When great filmmakers die, what creators. Cancelled for a variety of for is that he mamanged to complete release was a major event in resurrected as a classic. The Killing. cinephiles mourn even more are the reasons over the past decade, Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise and filmmaking. It is a great loss that these Paths ofGlory. Dr Strangelove, Barry films that could have been. Last Friday Kubrick was still shooting test Nicole Kidman.True to form. the events will now become that much Lyndon and 2001 were all attacked by I received a copy of Kubrick's script to footage during the making of his last studio saw the finished film a week rarer. critics of the time only to be later re- Napoleon to have scarred a young Jack film. before his death. Faisal A Qureshi

Y TRYING to adapt the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel FILM DRAMA Bby Toni Morrison, Jonathan Demme undertook a virtually Beloved STARS: impossible task. Set in I 860s Oprah Winfrey Cincinnati, Beloved follows the story of Sethe (Oprah Winfrey) a black Danny Glover woman who escaped from slavery at'sweet home' to begin her life anew with her family, Good effort but could do Eighteen years later things have not with some trimming gone quite as well as planned. Her house is haunted by the ghost of one of her "mended and create empathy with the children, her two sons have left home characters. Unfortunately this is mainly and her remaining daughter is too due toWinfrey's lacklustre acdng.She frightened to leave the confines of the house. She has no friends and no visitors fails to portray the inner torment that until Paul D (Danny Glover).another Sethe evidently should be experiencing: former slave from'sweet home' arrives there's only so much flared nostrils can at the doorstep after eighteen years of do , wandering the country.Urentimidated by Throughout the entire first hour the ghost's presence Paul D settles down nothing is explained and although at the at the house and begins a relationship end of the second, one has a basic with Sethe. Enter Beloved.a beautiful understanding of what has happened,you eighteen year old who has the constantly find yourself su-uggling witfi demeanour of a baby and the disposition the intricacies of the plot. By the third of someone a few sandwiches short of a hour the idea of going home is very picnic. appealing but you can't quite bring By trying to adapt a book that gains yourself to leave for the fear of missing its intensity from the written word, the whole point.The film could be Demme struggles to retain the power harrowing and disturbing but it's just and imagery by visual means.Aside from simply too long.A reasonable film if you the horrific opening scene and the want to make the effort. disturbing flashbacks from her past. the film fails to convey the emotions Jon Brichto & Alex Walker FILM paradigmatic embodiment of what was emotion and sexuality. Colour slowly OR all those who like Robert GRITTY perceived as the perfect American seeps into Pleasantville as the siblings bring Redford, probably the older VIDEO SLUSH community; everything is 'swell' and life is about a gradual enlightenment with women out there, The Horse 'peachy'. the home basketball team never regards to sex, creativity and liberation. Pleasant- STARS: Whisperer is definitely not to be STARS: loses and mom is always standing by with However as with all change comes the missed. The Horse Robert Ville Jeff Daniels her home-baked apple pie. horrifying backlash as the irrational Grace. very well played by young Tobey Maguire What began as escapism turns sour as conservatives, afraid and suspicious of Scarlert Johansson, and her horse Whisperer Redford Maguire and his adorably contrived slutty what is new become determined to Pilgrim are victims of a tragic traffic sister are sucked from the harsh nineties persecute all that is different out of accident which leaves them both Escapism turned sour into Pleasantville in a Truman Shaw-esque existence. severely injured.The young girl is Robert rides into twist.The show is soon exposed as a Fortunately all is resolved as the devastated, and Grace's mother Annie romantic rubbish sinister spectre, a small town where paternalists learn to let go. So quickly and (Kristin Scott Thomas) starts to everything is black and white, possessing a glibly are issues such as freedom of realise that the only way to heal her HERE seems to be a lot to be crippling morality • unquestioningly speech, women's liberation and daughter is to save the horse. which to show that he is still a very pessimistic about in the nineties, subscribed to by everyone. Books have segregation dealt with you may leave the refuses to recover from the trauma. attractive man. Deliberately or not, especially when unemployment, T blank pages, sex and bodily functions are film feeling that it has been lust as guilty as She sets out to find the legendary Tom the blend of horses and Redford in HIV and ozone depletion are on unheard of, and no-one thinks beyond a fifties sitcom when it comes to glossing Brooker (Redford) who is said to be leather pants is dearly directed at s your high school curriculum ..-ind their perfectly ordered lives. over grim reality and providing us with a able to speak to horses. female audience. your peers are bored, cynical and is a well• Witherspoon% Mary Sue (who finds happy ending, Despite this Pleasantville still Like all Redford's films, The Horse Still, The Horse Whisperer world weary. herself in a seriously tragic poodle skirt manages to be charming and original and Whisperer does not have a particularly made and beautiful drama, and it is It is no surprise that Maguire's reeky and sweater set) is especially frustrated by will provide you with reassuraiste shai tha high tempo, at nearly thr ee hours long well worth watching if you are fookina adolescent seeks refuge by religiously the pure banality of Pleasantville, her sassy nineties aren't so bad after all this makes the film a bit slow at titres. for a quiet and contemplative couple immersing himself in fifties sitcom sarcasm is lost in the keen sincerity of her Furthermore, you can't shake the of hours. PlinsaritviWTIie erogramme is a schoolmates who are all repressed Ola Lindberg Susa.o Earicur this is an effort by Redrord

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FILM SLUSH STAGE EPIC Waking STARS: Ian Barmen Patch STARS. Wuthering The Ned Playhouse David Kelly Adams Robin Williams Heights

The luck of the Irish Chook Sibtain Not reaching emotional heights

ROM the makers of The Full Monty, comes Woking OLLOWING his Oscar FNed, a simple, yet witty triumph in Good Will yarn about a small Irish F Hunting, it seems like community and their quest to Williams has stipulated into his cash in on the lottery contract that any following role winnings of one of their should have him working in the inhabitants. medical profession. Even What 52 people live in Tuiliworth, and Dreams May Come featured when Jackie and Michael (Ian Williams as a doctor, albeit Bannen and David Kelly) discover before he got carried off into that one of them has won the L6 the heavens. million jackpot, they make it their Patch Adorns is nearer the vein of mission to seek out and befriend Good Will Hunting and Dead Poets' the person who has had such a Society than the relentless comedic fortune bestowed upon them. talent he portrayed in Mrs Doubtfire, They invite the regular ticket though it tries to be all three. purchasers to a chicken supper Based on the'true story' of and ply them with whiskey, but still Doctor Hunter 'Patch' Adams. the they draw a blank. In the midst of film starts with Adams reflecting on medicine. Casting is right on the nail here. a bleak rainy night the truth his life, and amidst a deep suicidal Adams is so eager to practice his but this has been tailored to being a emerges that the winner is Ned depression. technique of bringing a humanity not Robin Williams vehicle. and not the Divine, whose lucky night turned Admitting himself into a before seen in medicine. that he Patch Adams story. Henceforth out to be his downfall as the psychiatric ward voluntarily, the dresses up as a third year intern to despite some hilarious and moving shock of his windfall killed him. story shows how Adams eventually get inside the hospital and cheer up moments, it can on occasions be grew disillusioned with the state of Thus, a plan is brewed for the patients. vomit inducing, and theirs is a need Michael to impersonate the medical care provided by his stay in Adams's methods went on to win to suspend disbelief, particularly deceased and to split the winnings hospital. He fights his way through him many friends. as well an enemy when it comes to his age.and HERE is no doubt that the between all conspirators to the the depression with a finely tuned at medical school. in the form of romantic entanglement.Altogether complexities and epic fraud. All residents sign a contract sense of humour, in turn helping his establishment figure Dean Walcott an entertaining T nature of Wuthering Heights agreeing to conceal the lucrative fellow patients, and gaining the (played superbly by Bob Gunton), mix 'n'match are difficult to transfer scam when the man from the ambition to change the practice of who tried to expel Adams on of a effectively to stage. lottery comes to verify that Ned is medicine through the use of several occasions for his 'excessive remarkable For a start, the tale involves in fact Ned. comedy. happiness'. story, if a three overlapping generations and It may sound daft and In one scene with his counsellor. Patch Adams the film Is a bizarre little patchy. characters with similar names: somewhat overdone, a cash-in on Adams, noticing the lack of interest mix of pathos and slapstick. yet this Cathy and Catherine. Heathcliff, lottery fever, but Waking Ned is launches into one of his is also the real Adams's life. It Paul Barth rani Hareton and Hindley. Malcolm genuinely funny.The two old men monologues, proclairning:"I was doesn't always make easy viewing Sutherland's version of the classic and their occassional scantily clad thinking if I could just light my farts, though, as is the case when Adams does not help matters by having the behaviour, come out with some maybe I could fly CO the Moon. Or at is faced with a devastating tragedy in young and old Nelly Dean on stage cracking lines and before you can least Uranus." To which the his life. Despite Adams being at the same time and then having help yourself, the village will Counsellor without even looking up, traumatised. the film seems to move the young Nelly Dean turn into consume you, as it did Ned. nods in agreement. on almost too quickly from this young Catherine. It has all the constituent parts Fast forward a few years later event. back to his light hearted re- But what of Cathy and of a stereotypical Irish tale with Adams, now at medical school. acceptance of medicine as his true Heathcliff? Chook Sibtain is including resident pig farmer and he's further along the way to path. and swiftly towards an impressively forboding as Heathcliff (Nesbitt) who can not marry the proving that laughter is the best obstacle-ridden cliched ending. with his long dark hair and love of his life because she says he brooding looks. However, he is smells too potent. All manner of portrayed as a tyrant without a soft side, an anti-hero who, yes received fruity soaps do not aid the Set in the Feast of Flesh nightclub thrashings and was humilated as a problem but it is amazing what a STAGE STRIP are raunchy dance routines and child, but there is no real insight couple of hundred thousand can extremely fit blokes with very little into his reasons for tormenting do. on. two households. He is less of There's even a twist at the end Girls' Night Drool at the delights of Antonio. a tortured soul than a and the village baddy, a witch in an THE Georgio. Robbie and BIG Richard monster without motive. electric wheelchair, gets thrown Out GRAND Darren as they strut their stuff as Cathy (Elizabeth over a cliff in a phone box. Laugh monks. soldiers and James Bond. Dermot-Walsh) also and be entertained by the antics of It comes as quite a shock for lacks emotional depth. this delightful little film and its The West End comes Auntie Ivy to discover it's actually She is petulant. endearing characters. It may even her own son stripping. headstrong and tempt you into purchasing a to Leeds But it's Tony's first time and he's heartless towards lottery ticket so that the spirit of desperate to do anything rather than her loving husband. Ned can live on. F you fancy a night of girly be called boring. He also manages to Edgar Linton. played bonding and giggles then prove himself to girlfriend Nicola. by Soldier Soldier Victoria Cohen Girls' Night Out is definitely I who was facing a dilemma choosing star. David Groves. for you. It's the ultimate hen between shopping and sex. but Indeed. Edgar is the night complete with alcohol, certainly isn't now. jokes, a fairly decent plot and only character who Sara. Jane's sister is a typical provokes any best of all... strippers! slapper. dressed in animal print from empathy from the The show had my housemate and top to bottom. the highest platforms audience. I perched on the edge of our seats imaginable and boasting knowledge The production's desperate for a better look! No like an ultimate sex-pert! strong point lies in bloke will ever match up to the vital This show will mean you can the staging.The two statistics that we have just seen. never took at a banana in the same houses cleverly fold Four girls go out in search of a light again and you will interpret out from the wings good time before Jane gets married everything as a sexual innuendo. whilst a giant video and they certainly find it in the form The climax of the performance screen projecting of four male strippers. (If you've ever Was the men thrusting and images of oppressive wanted to yell "Get 'em off", this is gyrating to the music whilst countryside and close- your chance!) wearing white g-strings under ups of actors' faces adds Girls' Night Out explores the UV lights. (Oh yes. and I atmosphere to the piece. dilemmas faced by both sides of the suppose the fact Jane goes This is an efficient curtain in a male strip joint. But into labour is quite production of one of the more than just male flesh is exposed important.) most complicated works in as mothers, wives, sisters and Baby oil or whipped English literature but one which fiancées are confronted with cream anyone?! ultimately fails to pack an revelations of a different kind. emotional punch. Will there still be a wedding in ( the morning? And who is the father Catherine Burt Sally Young of Jane's baby?

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MUSIC ALBUM SINGLES MUSIC ALBUM Stereophonics Noel PLEASE TAKE PERFORMANCE Mckoy THIS PERSONAL AND COCKTAILS Rightrack EK Welsh mines shut - V2 Introducing the real

WE McKay PRA M Jones whines up THE

OEL MCKOY may look like ELCOME to the Faithless's singer on the OF Stereophonics' second, cover but there is no such

E N SPACE SIREN W more mature album on resemblance in the music.This which indie's favourite Buffalo singer/songwriter's self-produced Tom soundalikee develop from album is an aurally inoffensive INGL slack-jawed yokels gawping at blend of jazz, soul and hip-hop S transvestite sheep into slack- beats. Pram - Space Siren jawed yokels hypnotised by the Things kick off with a voice stating (Domino) big city lights-You know the drill that"we have truly become a vast Stewart past points an observations and half-baked truisms by now, pop kids. Mature equals accusatory finger and says "I know masquerading as philosophies. Check wasteland" over police sirens and This is just plain odd, Pram manage to slow, bland, boring authentic funky guitar. More optimism appears you and you cannot sing", to which out Is Yesterday Tomorrow's Today? and make five minutes of synth drones rock. Kelly Jones gruffly shrugs "that's HaifThe Lies You Tell Ain't True.And with A Lie which promotes "positive and weird noises strangely enjoyable. The general tone is either nothing you should hear me play while we're at it, I know someone over negative" and "over instead of A unique record, unlike our next medium-paced rock songs that piano," which he then proceeds to do who works in a match factory, and under."There are some nice tracks contender... scream "look at me. Tm epic" or on closing track I Stopped To Fill My one tree makes a damn sight more here, such as the early highlight Slave meandering, melancholic acoustic Car Up. On second thoughts those than a thousand matches, the which boasts a hummable melody and Liz Horsman - Heavy High twattery. Opening track Roll Up And guitars weren't that bad. Quick, bring fraudulent little charlatans. a memorable chorus ("oh na na na na (EMI) Shine comes on strong with a sub- them back and make the nasty man Performance And Cocktails is a na na") set against a melodic bass. Feeder dirge of gravelly shredded stop singing. Please. dismal example of the terminally smooth harmonies and mid-tempo A mixture of all things woman in the vocals drowned in a gloop of solid. The Bartender And The Thief has an stagnant state of mainstream undue percussion. chart at the rnoment_Think Natalie unbending rawk riffs.The regurgitated infectious quality, kinds like the today.And i blame this country's Mind is the Keeper and Love Under Imbruglia's acoustic feel, Sheryl melody of every Bon Jovi tribute plague. But it's sweaty and bouncy government because twenty years Control introduce unobtrusive key- Crow's vocals and the Corrs's band's wet dreams. It's squalid pub and reminds me of being drunk. It's ago small town fuckers like these boards into this theme, the latter hav- production.Theres a catchy chorus. rock at every twist and turn of the about lesbians too. Like. subversive. would still be down the mines, ing a bass line very reminiscent of and more than a whiff of unoriginalit-y. album.This is real MUSIC played by Dissecting the minute workings of instead of providing a dull soundtrack Omar. McKoy's vocals on 'Looking for It sell, but this bandwagon's nearly real men, on real guitars. How very small town monotony does not equal for sweaty, indie disco bores aWoman' sound very Stevie Wonder, full and it's growing awfully tired. heterosexual. darling. lyrical genius.This album fails because everywhere. but that might have something to do Hurry Up And Wait is an unbearable all it presents is an uninspiring reel of Emma Rowe with the fact that he co-wrote the The Beautiful South - How dose of AOR where the ghost of Rod song. Long's ATear Take To Dry? The title track is your run-of-the- (Mercury) mill 'slow song', a gentle plea for us to MUSIC ALBUM talk about our feelings. McKoy's sound Mr More melancholic thought from can sometimes slip into the back- Heaton and coThis is a cross DON'T BE DAFT ground but the journey is never less between the one that goes ''You Space Skint than relaxing. although never more know your problem..." and the than middle of the road. underrated Perfect 10. Kids will Raiders purchase it for the naughty words Alex Stirling ("shire") whilst adults will think they are being rebellious again. So bland Skint? Space Raiders that by the time your tears do dry =1:31ALBUM— your blubbering has created a small are cheap at the price 1 northern lake. k MONA T'S ON Skint so it must be Trashmon LISA Enge - Release Me big beat, right? Wrong. If ironic retro approach feels closer in the usual big beat buffoonery. OVERDRIVE (Hit) there's one thing this album spirit to Air's easy listening revival In fact, the best tracks on the Creation isn't, it's big beat. It has a than any of their Brighton brethren. album are those which dump the big What must we have done in our marked lack of 'phat beatz', Of course, that doesn't mean that beat formula entirely. Standout track Namechecking: a former lives to deserve this drawn- irritating guitar loops and there aren't funny bits, we're just Laid Back, is a summery slice of master class too far? out five minutes of bloody torture? unnecessary hip-hop samples. not meant to listen to them. screamadelic ambience while the Enge reveals himself to be Mr And, quite frankly, it's a relief. Pseudo-glam rock stomper Monster bizarrely named Crazy Banana Trip Humperdink crooning over some Munch starts off like Alvin Stardust takes a gallic disco-house groove This is the sound of Skint grown HEN the sleevenote list of thirteen year old's'Sashr fave.This is gone electro before moving in to and layers it with syncopated up.Annoyingly 'humourous' charity the 'totallyfuckinglife propaganda for the devil himself, Eurovision territory with singalong breakbeats. shop samples have been replaced by changinglyinspirationar punk samples and and silly noises In fact the whole album is far W a genuine affection for their source includes the likes of John Lennon, CampagVelocet -To Lose La galore.And past single Glom Raid has better than we have any right to material. Even on cheesy crowd Eljsirkjeff Buckley, Seamus Trek (Pies) a full complement of bizarre synths expect from a band named after I Op movers like (I Need the) Disko Doktor Heaney, and Buddha, you can't and ridiculous vocal loops_ But even crisps. they avoid the "look. look its a funny help but wonder whether Captain Voss and his crew of Lo-Fi these are pulled off with too much bit" mentality that made Bentley diversity can be taken too far sailors commence their voyage once Rhythm Ace so boring.Their non- imagination to lump them in with Steven Whitehead more to try and land on the shores The mixture of inspirations here is as bizarre as the mixture of musical of the British char ts.A combination has always been the moment drum 'n' styles, including folk, bangra and of fizzing guitar, thundering bass, drum MUSIC bass takes the flight inside, loops, andVoss's vocals creates an ALBUM country woven over a trip-hop bass. sublimating over-emphasised signifiers The songs that work best extol the edgy panicky atmosphere. But it does of a specifically urban claustrophobia. sound like they've been listening to virtues of the minimalist ethic. Source EXORCISE THE paranoia and violence by almost fully How to Operate with a Blown Mind Opening lullaby Girl I Used to Know is just expelling street-level reality, by a little too much. DEMONS charged with heartfelt emotion.The Direct internalising the concrete realm and Virgin soothing simplicity of Sapphire and It relocating it in a crepuscular and Hollis P.Monroe - I'm Lonely Won't Be Long work much better than congested psychosonic metropolis, (Citybeat) If you're too busy to the complication of NWO, on which run by machines, haunted by several drum machines fight for the apparitions you barely recognise. "I know:. said Holks."Let's make a exorcise, you're too busy dominant rhythm. dead souls you vaguely know. deep house tune with aTerence Trent gib It's surprising that Sparkiehorse Alongside Frankfurt's Chrome D'Arby sample!' If only someone had HOSTS stuck in the arythmic breaks and brooding, low- mainrnan Mark Linkous is not Records and Andy C & Ant Miles's replied "Let's not, but say we die machines, Shadows tone b-lines, namechecked in the list. Mona Lisa Ram mini-empire, Source Direct now Gflickering in twilight. Some On opener Call & Response cheap Overdrive is often very reminiscent of offer a way out of the brutally inbred Little Mothers - Moody kind of aftermath. Or the cold Slasher synth-strings overlap Sparklehorsel Vivadixresubmanne minimalism of No-U-Turn, Decoder (Island) dread of anticipation.The incessantly like an occult invocation. transmissronplot. Bizarrely. both men and Emotif, dissolving visceral moment you realise you musn't Mind Weaver is the bolt of doors seem fond of segueing words together This wears its seventies rock look over you shoulder.The abrasion into vespertine locking behind you when you've for no apparent reason. atmospherics. influences loud and proud. Casting moment light fades.You can't entered the building alone. Technical The real problem for Trashmonk is Exorcise The Demons is dead-of- itself somewhere between Jane's exorcise the demons.You can Warfare soundtracks preparations that by comparing themselves to so night chills, the clammy Baroque Addiction and Dodgy. it doesn't never escape yourself. and reparations for innerstate many visionaries, their own death-drama of old Italian horror Match either but an original vocal and It feels like the end of something conflict. achievements are made to seem very weddly guitars save the day, and Source Direct have never films, an exoticism of fear. It's only an Caught in an internal Dystopia, smallAlmostfuckinglifechangingly exorcism for those who can expel sounded so vital Not that they've nothing to fear but fear itself. Source Inspirational, but not quite. and repel the spirits Source Direct Jeremy Lucas and Duck actually changed. but it's all about Direct know this is no consolation. context. From '93 on, the darkside raise from the dead, spirits that cling Chris Beanland to a skeletal framework of lagged. Oliver Craner

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Templehead chats to PHIL ABA STRUCTURE Terra/Illusion LINDFIELD and NICK WEIGHT (Fungus) about Saturday's double header _e_ A fairly innocuous effort, featuring a couple of minirnalistic DJ Templehead: Weil, we started like moving, But we're laying it on for progressive house tracks. Nothing Templehead nearly five years ago at them with as many freebies as we can special, but nothing to write home the Cockpit, so it's quite nice to be think of. about going back there.That one was after We've also got Chris and Julian a Dreadzone Megadog which was Liberator from Stay Up Forever really good, and we juts got offered Records playing at the university. All DEEKS & STEEL the opportunity of doing a '2-6' the feedback we've had has been Pressure there, and since everyone comes out really good; everybody seems happy (Dance 2) of Templehead sayrng'where's the about there being a party afterwards, party? where's the party?' so we so it should be good. It's just a Sllghdy disappointing, in that a thought that we'd lay on some question of economics, whether it's reasonably impressive 303 under- double-decker buses and bus viable or not. If it is though we'll be everybody down there. doing it every single time after we've melody is ruined by an overtly The ticket price includes free played at the university because we cheesy airy fairy tarry tarty top line. transport We're hiring two double can't get a late licence at the Harvey Sorry, D&S.Try again. decker buses that are going to be Milk Bar. running a shuttle service constantly FULL FILLERS until everybody's down there. When But it wasn't very successful at the Sunscream people get there we're going to be Cockpit was it? giving out fresh fruit. There'll be soft DJ T: No. we lost about four grand! (Premium) drinks available at the bar.We're We'd put Chris Liberator on and we going to have the bar part of the had 1 12 people in there. It was Yet another average Cockpit until 3 o'clock, and then at gutting, especially after all the effort face. I send to think that you're doing well we can do more stuff down progressive house track.This is three we get the main room until 6 that we'd put in, but it was because it something right if you get pensioners there. LUU is definitely the place that hardly ground breaking stuff, but we o'clock In the morning. was a Thursday night and Thursday down to your event. I thought about we want to be most because it has nights generally aren't busy in Leeds. putting an OAP rate on the flyers, but been the right vibe for us since day can't all be revolutionary leaders on So the music doesn't kick off until three I'm worried that he might do himself one.We really appreciate the support we? then? So midweek Templehead is a no go now? a mischief. He's mad as a bicycle. that we've been given from the inside , NARKOTIK pjT: Yeah, but its going to take an DjT: It's not really a goer. I'd prefer They've really let us do what we hour to get everybody down there. to do it as a regular irregular slot. just So, about the Cockpit. is it the some like, which not many clubs would.A Blue/12 Miles because if people are going to have a capacity as the Harvey Milk Bar? lot of clubs have a stigma attached to (Platypus) So people can take the opportunity to big party every now and again it Qf T: It's exactly the same.The them, but Templehead doesn't seem go home and get a change of clothes? makes it a bit special.We've got one upstairs bar has loads of tables and to have any of that because it's just a A titbit of breakbeat blended chairs. It's a really sociable venue so it nice bunch of people.The punters are Pi T: I'm a bit wary about that guy who's known as Captain with a soupcon of trance, big Birdseye. He's about 80 and he's should be perfect for an after-show responsible. they know what they're actually, because people will go home breakdowns and even bi a er synth and then just sit there and not feel always on the stage, totally out of his party, and they've said that if it goes doing and they look after each other. build-ups make this lovely. round and ripe.Take a bite. BOCCACCIO LIFE Secret Wish Remixes Get liberated (Neo) Thls is a kickin' tune in a Pete The lowdown on Saturday's Wardman style. Hard melodies and threatening bass give this the edge in headliners The Liberators this week's slates.V.V. good. keep it HE Liberators are three squat scene as a backlash against the ep,fellas. commercialism of house.As such the blokes from down By Nick Weight London way.They make parties are host to many differing T styles of music . essentially it's all music, techno music, but about the party.The Liberators have IN ASSOCIATION WITH with a distinctly London championed the techno sound in however.The can be regularly seen this punishing routine is now not flava.What separates the London having been drawn in by doing chair own stuff or remixes on infrequent for DJs like the Liberators from the rest of early Underground Resistance and labels such as Boscaland, NOOM, Liberators who are now seeing a the field is that they work Djax stuff. Boutemaster and Prolekult. country wide acid techno circuit relentlessly for their cause, They then went on to setting up They now have a schedule that Is developing as word spreads of its crash records the free party movement, the Stay Up Forever label who, with massively hectic.This weekend Chris mighty power. The Liberators are at the and all that it entails. Choci's Chewns, became the first is playing Nottingham on Friday. then forefront of the revolution, If you The free party grew up around labels to champion the acid techno Leeds and London on Saturday night. 35 The headrow Leeds one want a good one vote Liberator. the world during the 1990s from the sound.The three did not stop there The man obviously dislikes sleep but LIQUID NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE HIRE Tuesdays/Sundays: Midday - 2am Every other day: Midday - 9pm

liquid the basement, 2 central rd, leeds [near the corn exchange, underneath oxfam] Skin up with Skunk Skunk Anansie: still provocative or just plain ponderous? OLIVER CRANER finds out if their bark is worse than their bite

to begin with Skin powerballads like Weak and Brazen that pump that ies.." relations in the UK? because, essentially, Skin is broken hearts full of steroids and run them Cass:"...sterile." Cass sits up. applied at last. "I don't think its Skunk Anansie. In those down the gym to pump iron. If she moved less. Skin:''Sterile.Yeah." gonna make much fucking difference to tell photos: so skeletal and severe if she moved like a robot, dipped that voice, They're right of course.Why waste huge you the truth.All the police I seem to bump and dissolving entrenched it'd be perfect. budgets making albums of songs that sound into. all the ones that stop me: they all seem to notions of femininity and But she's not like in the photos.You can see like they were recorded on a hand-held have an agenda. I thleik it takes more than just beauty with a glance and a glare and, for how her voodoo eyes could ignite but in real dictaphone at the opposite end of a large another black man dying for things to change, a moment at least, that first TV life {where pop scars don't exist) those warehouse! But then what use is a huge because I know many black men have died in appearance on The White Room in 1995. features that look like they're constructed on a budget if the end result sounds like it's had all police custody, not necessarily at the hands of A thick gloss-white cross painted across steel frame soften into a delicate and the air crushed out of it?The first single, other racists, but at the hands of the police. Fes a shaved skull, stalking the stage with a unexpected feline beauty. In real life, Skin from Charlie Big Potato. shudders to a start with very sad. It leaves me very sad and cold." cataleptic tumour-inducing conviction, Skunk Anansie is actually... pretty. True story. drum 'n' bass breaks so token they could have He sits back, and continues:"The guy was yet in complete command, the control And her speaking voice betrays none of the been cut off the back of a cereal packet, until a killed in 1993 and they're only just kicking up a always critical, and for a moment at fury of her full-force singing voice: she speaks stampede of over-processed power chords stink about it now. It's all about political tools least... nothing more that needed to be like the bits in the songs where the rage falls hammer the breath out of you with and leverage, and not about the actual issues. said. away, and she sounds tender, raw, fragile, predictable precision, a steel laminated "It's also about the Daily Mail taking up the And then you realise that Skunk Anansie almost powerless. surface, impregnable and featureless. It's a case of a successful student from an are about to release their third album and I think I should warn you. I don't actually totally modern experience, and totally acceptable middle-class background, like all of she's still exactly the same except that like Skunk Anansie very much. But it's nothing overwhelming, like being caught in rush hour a sudden its their problem too." everyone knows she's a nice girl really and all personal It's just personal, that's all.They have traffic and midsummer smog. Don't even ask "Yeah," agrees Skin."The scary thing is, if he that initial first-glance explosive impact has a new album out soon. It's called Post Orgasmic me what it's about. I didn't ask them. didn't have such intelligent and brilliant parents dissipated due to over-exposure and that Chill. Cass, still reclining like a big cat after the kill: then we probably wouldn't have got to this perhaps the most radical thing she could do "The new album's an evolution," claims "We are what is happening in rock now. We point" now would be to grow her hair like when she bassist Cass, charming and reclining with a don't dwell on the past There are no "He'd have lust been another statistic," was Deborah the interior designer back in the flash of wide white teeth beneath matted guidelines.We're just creating new modern adds Cass."It's all a bunch of bollocks if the old days of bedsits and buses and step into a dreads bound thick like knotweed. Skin rock music." murderers are still out there. I'm not floral-print Laura Ashley skirt, because that elaborates:"We've got five years experience of In the meantime. pop fast-forwards CO the interested in the story of the police's really would fuck with people's heads.And she being in a band together. and this album future. incompetence. It just makes a mockery of the likes to do that I always Imagined her more British justice system." detached, like Grace Jones, a cyber-diva Skin:"Which is pretty funny anyway." spitting icy incantations over Giorgio Moroder "Fucking hilarious," Cass retorts dryly. death-disco. Because she is such a diva. relishing the gusto 'We are what is happening in c. sold out, awards won, units and the shifted.Through all of this, what's melodrama important? "Credibility." Skin looks sharp. in those rock now. We don't dwell on the "Credibility from how we carry ourselves and how we are. We define our own credibility.That was the beginning and end of past. There are no guidelines' our world.We've never had to artistically compromise ourselves. It's important that we do things on our own terms." we start to we encompasses all of thatYou get to that point But you're signed to Virgin! Your boss bums of a band: we Jos, where as a band your chemistry just gels..." KUNK Anansie are a multicultural entity. cash flying doomed balloon trips across the Guitarist Ace leans forward in uncreased have.You cant:: But not sure whether they want this to globe! moral standing skatewear, with the perpetual facial expression Sdefine them or not. It's not like black "Credibility as a band doesn't come from really hate wfa! of a boy who's just set off the school fire music has ever had anything to learn from who you're signed too. If you're on an indie like that.' alarm."We've almost got this telepathic thing feel white rock, but Skin and Cass and the label you're usually signed to major label vv going when we play live together.The best Have you influences they bring are a rarity as far as their through some kind of channel" "Once.Whe songs we've ever written, the best times we've core audience of metalheads are concerned. OK, but in America you toured with Bon had of our lives: it's all here. It's a new and we came tt, "We are a multicultural group," asserts Jovi and, even worse, Lenny Kravitz! That's Why? photograph of us, whereas the other albums Skin.'There are a lot of different types of nothing to hold against you as such. I've just "Because were more documentations of the era when people in this band, and as a consequence we never understood why bands are so completely ue4 we were doing them." do attract a lot of black people to our gigs.You concerned with preserving supposedly was not what. The album sounds very polished. Clinical. go to some Hicksville town in the middle of precious notions of 'credibility' and band. Our lover "We've always tried to make the albums Sweden and you know the one freaky black 'authenticity'. sound as good as we can make them," being ruined' guy with dreads is going to be at a Skunk "We'd like to break America, but we've Skunk Anek counters Skin, rising to the challenge Anansie gig. Rock music isn't just for white reached the limit of what we are prepared to admirably."We're not like an indie-schmindie Virile. Earnests, boys. les for people like us: people making rock do to achieve that," concedes Skin warily, like good bits life a, 'Can't Play,Won't Play', lees-make-it-sound- music in London in this day and age." I've just told her I'm a Russian monk or crap-for-credibility-reasons kinda band.We try "But the Too vague.Things aren't that easy.Take something."We're quite a weird band. I think to get things sounding as best we can, but uninspiring:. Se Stephen Lawrence. I mean, do you think his our strength comes from the fact that we are l.1 without making it so perfect and polished interesting wa case is going to have any real impact on race very different quite unique-and original. Once would." lur... back in focus? Getting dumped, getting dumpy, getting grumpy: modern life was rubbish for Blur last year. But now they're back with a new album. ,814MES MCCARTHY gets through it

EVE come a long, long alienating tone of the album. way... since 1995. Like Pulp's Markedly, 13 draws heavily on /ifThis is Hardcore, 13 sees pre-Porklife Blur and Seymour Blur laying the cartoon ghosts of (their previous incarnation) for a Britpop's narcissistic jingoism sense of uncontrivedness; 1992 has firmly to rest. Gone are the last already been touted as the new traces of music-hall narrative, long Sing and elsewhere the likes of gone are the three-button suits, Coffee aridTV recall some inspired but unlike the previous Blur simple moments of Modern Life is album's somewhat reactionary Rubbish. albeit with new hues of stab at Pavement-style loai coming-of-age anxiety.(Swamp credibility. 13 drifts into Song stands out for Damon's unchartered shape-shifting unexpected Bowie-croon, bereft of experimentalism via emotional the mockney but all the same a catharsis, curious Britpop throwback.) Yes, Damson's hit 30. He's fallen It's all pretty commendable, into fashion, and fell out again.And but is it listenable?Well, for a start that's not all. we could well do without the sub- 'When you see mel Please Message Centre teenage dirge of turn your back and walk away' B.L.U,R_E.M1 as well as the mess (No Distance Left to Run) that's Bugman (fuzzier and more No prizes for guessing who he's unnecessary than Marge talking about here, in 13's most Simpson's barnet) but even poignant and vulnerable without them it's a safe bet that expression of the breakdown of 13 will be welcomed with some Damon and Justine's relationship. caution; like Pulp's parallel We could say it's a far cry from the 'hangover' album it's not an easy noir decadence of To The End, and listen, and the sketchy, likewise Troilerpark's post-industrial Improvisation-based approach direttionless meandering is a very might leave you wondering if different animal to, say, the assured they're Just a professional school stomp of Britpop keystone Sunday, band with a lack of direction, on Sunday. the rebound (Damon) and in cold And we could go on,Yet, for all turkey (Alex?). the differences. 13 shares with One thing's for certain - from Park* a genuine sense of that the bedsit to the Brit awards and restlessness that always set Blur back, Blur's retreat is a victory of apart frons their peers, resulting in sorts; at the very least it returns a wide, fecund scope - from the them to the dynamics of their country-style hymn of consolation own distinctive 'voice' instead of that is Tender to the brittle, the charactenacting melodic Krautrock of Battle and preoccupations of their Britpop back to Nick Drake-isms like heyday. Whether their new Mellow Song. 13 bleeds rough- direction is relevant remains to be hewn melodies and dissipating seen; for now all that seems rhythms into each other like an certain is that 'I 3' is no walk in the Irvine Welsh documentary-tour of park. interconnecting bedsits. Dead ends, false starts and changes of 13 is out on Monday on direction punctuate the drifting, Food Records

,rater that down we become less Can't be that difficult, surely. just a bit of It's hard to hate Skunk Anansie, but in a it lose the edge in the music we imagination. sense you have to.They're not an antidote to it compromise your integrity and "in relationships you spend most of the social ills. and nor are they a stimulant to kg because then you begin to time dealing with the intricacies and humbling insurrection_They're an aesthetic in the search shat you're doing.And I never want parts of it. It's rare that you meet two people for answers, a sedative in any symposium. who are blissfully happy for all of their lives. indicative only of a mental and political inertia Never felt like that? Most of the time people are working through despite themselves. Caught midway between When the American tour was over. things, through problems.That's actually much the bold simplicity of sloganeering and the ra home.- more complex and inspiring than just saying endless complexities of political specifics. And how happy you are." that's nowhere to be. g we were knackered.Too ured.And But is that actually the point? Unable to jar complacent minds into ,ordupported.And we felt that it "We're not a miserable band.We're quite a thinking again for the first time, as someone g we wanted to be doing as a ' happy band. Quite a fun-loving band. We don't else once pointed out. Skunk Anansie are in a rove of what we were doing was take ourselves too seriously.We cake the piss very real sense counter-revolutionary out of ourselves a lot" Insurrection institutionalised, confined to the onsie are an angry band Indignant_ So how do you see yourselves in the future? living room and the price of a cable connection .reltlY so, But what about all those Skin:-Silver suits and..." to MTV. Unwitting participants in the sometimes surprises you with Cass:"Hovercrafts.Yeah..." immobilisation of the modern mind. .niceties of life are just really Skin:-.__eating tiny little pills for dinner:' Contributing to complacency they surely want a; Skin rttorts."If we ever found an Excellent Me too. And musically? to kill. IvaY to talk about love I'm sure we Skin:"Tiny little CDs" It's nothing personal, you understand. It's Ace:"Well just think the album onto cape." just personal.That's all. Time to talk Stock The Lock Stock bandwagon rolls on and on. ELEANOR MAWREY and LAUREN PUSHKIN caught up with stars Jake Abraham and Vas Blackwood on their night out in Leeds

URPRISINGLY lively by American people. I've done lots of stuff considering his hectic in Ireland mainly because the government schedule, Jake Abraham gives you 25 per cent tax back. It's an bounds up and introduces initiative to go over there and artists don't Sihimself in his broad Scouse have to pay tax! We'll have to see what accent. The recent video release of Blair will do." Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Vinnie Jones's fame really brought the has seen him touring up and down film to public attention before it had even the country from the Empire Film been released and he was actually Awards Ceremony, where the film responsible for much of the initial won Best British Film, to the promotion. How did Abraham react to the Exchange Quarter in Leeds. fact that a footballer had one of the Jake Abraham and co-star Vas major parts? Blackwood did indeed create quite a stir "When I first heard he when they hit the Leeds nightlife. Strutting was in it I thought'can he their stuff in the Exchange Quarter they really act" But the received hearty pats on the back from the director is on the ball. blokes and swoons from the girlies. And he's the whole reason given such a warm welcome, it was easy to for the style of it, and appreciate Abraham's unrelenting I thought if he's going enthusiasm for the film. to give him the part "It's a lads film, but it's a woman's movie then he's got to be too because there are lots of handsome good. men." he explains cheekily,"Not me of course - I walk around with a stocking on • fake Abraham is my head! currently starring at "If there is a Scouser stereotype. it's the the National comedy villain and I know my part was Theatre, London in verging on that but I tried hard not to a ploy by Jonathan make it all 'caahm down, caahm down'. Harvey about "You only have to look at Jimmy Hillsborough called McGovern and Alan Bleasdale and see their The Guiding work to see that there are Scousers doing Star. great work." Taking the stereotype theory one step further, is acting as a way of helping people get out of the rut? "I hope so. it certainly did that for Lenny McLean who sadly died shortly after we made the film.There was all this stuff about what a big rep he had and how he was a monster but he was the biggest, softest bloke you have ever met, He probably had a bad record because he was under-educated and lived in a bad neighbourhood. But I know [the film] would have changed everything for him." Although successful now, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels really fought against the odds to be made_ Producer Matthew Vaughn was constantly turned down until finally he was able CO scrape together a meagre budget. "it had a budget of E I.5million. which is the catering budget for some blockbuster films,' he says with more than a hint of pride. Backed almost entirely by British money, Abraham laments how little help the film industry gets from the government -It's a real shame that British films have CO be financed

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other well in every way before they get married. I Like Tony Blair perhaps. It's clear that he feels no think it should be accepted as a part of normal life." need to respond to the wave of Cool Britannia which And instantly he is human again. A young man has carried the Gallughers to Number Ten and Tony Hague on the NUS embarking on the joys of married life. He and Ffion onto the This Morning sofa. In many ways it's a were married in December 1997 in the full glare of refreshing attitude after the try-hard tactics of New But it's home if that doesn't the public spotlight only six months after his Labour. Who cares if William Hague doesn't know -'11ViS very mil-NUS when I debate ei Inch bus been the I/helve illt1iZh appointment as Tory leader. Do we perhaps hear the who's at Number One? Surely what we really need Was at t Mord. I remember biggest thing 141affeet stuthatts ors politicians for roans air". mutter. and that thane patter of little Hague feet? in our politicians is sincerity not stylishness. la exit* u tgldke'ti) soul cantpaigna are effective. rot "Not at the moment," he says picking his words "I just think its right to stand up for what you No Use to Sit:Welles% So there's I don't mind and it net cure that we're getting with obvious care. "One day we would like to have a believe in," he says and no matter what you think of a g_ ond shwa ror you. legitimate that people in all Walks 'trete, including at 'Arms value tor mimes at the family. But we've only been married 14 months and those beliefs, you can't help but admire the I don't thin!: it's made a hit tea anent:" we're pretty busy." sentiment. "Politicians should he respected in the impact on the Makin fees has e 'minivan amp:dem. Suddenly he is speaking for both of them; end for belief and consistency and integrity and for conscious of the media storm that would accompany being approachable and accessible to people. It's up any oldie Spice Girls w dl the arrival of little Haguettes and determined that to others to assess how cool that is. 1 just think it's be most welcome) Ffion will not be put under unnecessary pressure. right," 3, The lady from up Swal cda Hague never misses an opportunity to extol the Absolutely. You can't help but be struck by his who makes me chocolate ca l virtues of his marriage and to stress the importance straightforwardness. by his lack of the charm or (do we spot a remarkable every lime I walk past. he places on it. "1 love being married - it's very sleaze that so often oozes from our politicians. You lance "Haven't decided yet. I! may 4. Aunty Marge, who won t relaxing." But just haw equal a partnership is this trust him. He's - well - nice. No New Man. but be that we all go along to the lottery without letting it ruin match made in political heaven? Is he really the definitely human. not going, to say. Dome, I'd like to celebrate it her Re. He blushed bright red when we asked him about nineties man he would have us believe? Who, we 'Mon.' standing in the Dales, Out in wonder, holds the remote control? "It passes hands his pyjamas. He laughed good-naturedly at our attempts to he humourous. So we decide to help him furiously. But I don't watch that much television so I .1 "I've neversaid "When I am the flower display out: to offer him a service. Are there any skeletons in suppose Ffion usually has it." not going to. The pour at a Japanese banquet. There his closet that he'd like to let out now and save Round One to Ffion, but now for the real test - would Irave everyone at wawa multi-coloured banquet himself a lot of trouble in the long run? the lavatory. Does William or Ron tackle the toilet? data: I think I was about laid OM in front of me - the He laughs out loud, but answers almost "Neither of us, the cleaning lady does it." ten at the nine." food was totally Naturally enough. Ffion is a working woman. immediately and emphatically. "No!" No shop- unretaagnisable. The couple met when they were both working at the lifting aged two? No drunken misdemeanours at "So there I am Munching Oxford? "No. if there were they would have been Welsh Office. She was his private secretary; he the t-dy WilliamWilliam Pitt • "not in the away. The major of the town is found out by now." youngest minister in the cabinet. It's no surprise that he ate anddrank,yirtu "Dennis Skinner talking; I'm talking. And then some of the household chores are done by a hired No doubt he's right. But we can't help being slowly the interpreter starts help. But is it all domestic bliss? Is Hague a fully disappointed that there wasn't one little secret to looking very uncomfortable; I share with us. One bit of naughtiness. domesticated modem man? Who's the best cook? Scent ofa "Dona know" just keep talkIng. Sitting there in a Yorkshire hotel with dozens of "Oh Ffion by miles," he says, struggling for Warren "After a while the something to redeem himself, "hut I can help out a farmers waiting impatiently for him in the next interpreter leans over to me room, it's all to easy to forget that we're sharing a ha. lean do a good breakfast." Scoop "No - I don't really have and whispers (he adopts a drink with the Leader of the Opposition. Let's hope it's of the fry-up not the tea and toast regrets, you have to be rather impressive Japanese Variety. So William and Ffion aren't the ideal Something's missing,. Perhaps Blair and Clinton forward looking," accent) 'Alt! Mr Hague sir! have perverted our ideas of what our Prime Minister nineties couple. But then perhaps we shouldn't "I don't own any You have now eaten the flower ckpect them to be. The Tories have never been should he like, pyjamas."( blushes) display!' known for being trendy. After all, isn't Conservative But as his slight figure departs from the room, we And the major's looking Cool an oxymoron? realise what we wanted from him was 'star-quality' - 1. Meatioaf. at me as if to say. 'How on that indefinable factor that separates the leaders from "I think it is. I don't believe in pretending to he Rotherluen United 2. Posh Spice's baby (although earth dud they win the war?" what you're not. Or creating an artificial image." the led. • I 2. 14 CLASSIFIEDS Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999

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Scoff, quaff k#AFE p ot„ and get merry Celebrating Leeds's first food and drink festival, JOANNE ROLL and KATHERINE SLEIGH head down town to suss out what's going on

:kKE your pick from the hest of Leeds's alternative café hays and restaurants. With each and every one offering a different theme, the Exchange Quarter promiseS to light up ssith a colourful array of various Tgastronomic delicacies, drinks offers and live music. The Exchange Quarter has been dubbed the place to he, recognised for its sheer diversity in nosh. boom and ambience. Front the calm and sultry Café Rouge to the extreme Bar Norman. outlets are offering themed events in addition to their regular routine. Taking place from March 19-27, the festival pmmises a frivolous week for all gastronomes and bon vivant:,

TURN TO NEXT PAGE MUSSEL IN ON THE ACTION: As part of the Food and Drink Festival, Café Rouge Is offering oysters, mussels and champagne

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39 16 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 Making a meal of it

FROM PREVIOUS PAGE ARTS CAFE Dancers add to lir astmosphere and an if you dare entrust the staff with the choice of exhibition of textiles and visual projections your dinner, you-II get another dish free - promises to entice. The Goan-style juice bar HETHER you're craving a worth a try. Special events include a Jazz has everything from mango to lychee and break from the norm, or evening with the first 100 customers pitchers to share fur £5 as well as free want an alternative evening receiving complementary Tampa-ay and Kchclan nihhles from the bar. W tonic on Sunday 21st. Alternatively head of entertainment, take your pick from down for happy hour. 5 7pm all week with MODERNO: the venues featured in our guide and prOmotions on Stormy Cape and freenibbles The:week fs centred around African-inspired see what the festival has to offer. Event from the menu. food and drink and a ticketed event on organiser Chris Tomlinson enthused: Wednesday 24th. Seiko Sussi plays a mixture "The festival will show the variety and BRASSERIE 44: of West African music and tells the history of style of international cuisine in Leeds. Recently re-vamped. this lop-notch venue is Mandingo ancestry through his music and It promises to be one of the largest otrenng a cocktail of Archers to knock you poetry. For the vegetarians amongst you, events Leeds has ever seen." So why off y oar perch. Also running is a liver meal- wander down to Lower Briggate fora Free not head into town and try it out. deal at lunch time with a distinct continental sample. On the 25th, John Radford FEELING CORNY: Splash out on the gala dinner on March 22 leel 10 .11. introduces his hook on Spanish wine and for .E4 you can even tempi your tastchuds with BRIGG-SHOTS BISTRO: one or 11N511 glasses. In league with Scottish Salmon Week. ibis bistro is running an excellent scalOod five. NORMAN: courser for £24.50 on the 26th. Taste a whisky Another bar offering freshly -sttucc,ed juices duo for the price of one, team it up with any in all sorts of interesting combinations And a student & one of six salmon dishes and the chance for takeaway noodle and sushi menu I1_pm - you to hate your recipe cooked in-house. On lipm I. Order a meal or main course and the opening night there's live:Jac/Blues with =etre a Free Tiger beer and 2 pieces ‘if youth travel a great value hot and cold bullet Ibr £ t 0.50. sushi. CAFE. ROUGE: OPORTO: Running a mussel menu. 12 noon - 11 pm. and From the 22nd - 26th. there's a three course www.usitcampus.co.uk an oyster bar on the 24th if you fancy some of meal on offer for two with a choice of dishes. CAMPUS I the slippery little suckers. If you can stomach wine. Amareuo and coffee for El 7.95. Eat 49 Branches Nationwide it, dkut's a free glass of champagne for lunch for just a flyer knocked down from breakfasting diners as well. Happy Hour from £9.95. Cocktails and doubles are £2.50 on the 5 - 7,30pm offers an Arches and Smimotr Wednesday teamed with a hand plus Di 'The Cocktail at £2.50. Fat Controller'.

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40 Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 OUTLOOK 17 Return of the mac The urban look has been hailed as the defining design of the decade. LOUISE BURKE discovers how the mac is following suit

ASHION trends are moot: iitinimalist, combining constantly being recycled. sportswear and eitywear. It has a 0 FASHION FWe've had knee length skirls contemporary appeal of being s. and twin sets from the fifties. the modem. cool and dynamic. shift dress from the sixties. the boot The influences of the street look high street stores. cut hipsters from the seventies and are impossible to miss. The mac and The fashion experts recommend the puffball skirl from the eighties. its matching attire like velero the knee length version because it is But now we have the mac. Each fastened shins, three-quarter length so durable. and it will take you process of recycling involves the trousers and hooded sweat tops must through the seasons up until Autumn. addition of a new detail, whether it he teamed with the essential Remember, the key look is be a change of colour, a new length aecemorie-s. These include the waist minimalist and utilitarian. Features or omission or pockets, it is always hell purse. again with veldts such as concealed huttons. hidden side pockets. flat collars and body Concealed buttons, hidden side pockets, flat collars and body conscious shapes are the features to look out for in this season's mac

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. . Sporty bulge anora length t< dd mac Shiny hooded knee length macf.69;Beneftcm. leans d buttons ide tdd,charcoal t trout £18 all models tv6vit Oasis £69 front Top Shop Mow OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 ON YER The art of great BIKE Your fortnightly sets by design guide to careers events in Leeds Dropping out and turning freelance is never an easy decision. Monday larch 15 Closing date tor the BBC t amine Con mei it ZOE FELLER meets a successful art director who did just that y int can desittir a sereensaver and lay out a noiigation s!. ,trin for a web page then it's worth entering I hcii competition OMETIMES a degree Winners u ill he ollered work placements at isn't the only way to gel the BBC' the job of your dreams. ww.hhe.co.0 kIst ode ni ci wiper it ion SMany careers do not require academic qualifications Wednesday March 17 for success, and vocational Insight into Last Day college courses or on-the-job Information for non-law students and experience is more useful than a graduates interested in becoming solicitors 2:1. University I louse q.30-4.30pm Kelhe Waugh discovered thus Lunch. tea. coffee and contacts all for EIO was the hest route to her dream job. She works as an assistant art Civil Service director in both films and Various placements are on offer at the televisiim. doing anything from MAFF, MOD, OSS. DTI and Scottish Office buying and making the set. to among others. doing computer graphi CS or Further details in information room at making posters. Careers Service Starting with some work experience during the summer holidays, Kellie soon realised that National Grid university was nin the hod wax tot' Students doing environmental and education her to get into the industry on a related courses can get paid cork experience on the Environmeninl Placement Scheme full-lime basis. She did riot want every Ming op in uric gi.I. so See information room tai details to ON C the 11111verql ■:Moued her to hike a year oft. with the option of Art Galleries/ Auction Houses returning if her new career did not Voluntary Work Experience unit .1 m i irk ow_ contemporary London gallery or ark.is,,, -It was the sea•icst thing r‘c house ever done.- she confesses. "All of Proud Galleries have a number my friends are completely SHARPE EDGES: Sean Bean Is just one of the stars Rollie has worked with in the last two years opportunities on high profile exhibitions academically oriented. Everyone See inlOrtnation room production designer. I didn't want Working in the art department can choose when she works just as thought I was doing the wrong to get an agent. they take 15 per involves more than just building she can choose to take four week thing. but after a lot of persuasion USEFUL WEBSITES cent of sour earnings, whether or the set. Kelhe has 14 eirhed 'Stand long, holidays. However. the hours env parents agreed to support me not they find you the job. By' during filming. which arc very long. A normal day is I I for a year. That IA as Iwo years ago -However. when you're insolves watching each scene and hours, and during filming, a www.hbc.co.tik and I haven't looked back since. 111 Design in Film and Tele‘isioli it working 12 hour days. six day s checking its aesthetic qualities. minimum of 14 hours. I knew I wasn't going to - "I work most Saturdays, but Kingston University become a graphic designer. which www.kingston.ac.ok/-webmasUstudy/ I'm earning more than most is exactly what my degree would people toy age working in the postgrad/prospeetu_s/de JX)3264.html have led to. So I had to give it a `Giving up university was the hardest city." she says. -It can he hard London International Film School go.- getting work as no job lasts longer www.lifs.oge.uklprospectu.pdll Kellie has been lucky to find than six months, but that's also an New York Film Academy work on film and television, but thing I've ever done. Everyone advantage as you never know what wwwityla.com she prefers the tighter budgets of you're going to he doing next. TV. "I •let so much joh satisfactnin. "With film. there'll he one thought I was doing the wrong thing' I don't know many people who person allocated to each job and VISIT THE CAREERS work the same kind of hours as I 'tIll cannot cross that line without SERVICE WEBSITES week. it can he hard to motivate "I'm the art department's eve do and still enjoy il." being seen as stepping on FOR MORE yourselt to send out more CV', on the set." she says. -If a person's The route to promotion is slow. someone's toes. But in Idles ision INFORMATION when you get home. or phone up in front of It plant during a there arc less people revolt ed, so lining and Kane will probably he an people and try to sell yourself and scene it might look as though the you have more to di, and people assistant an director for another get more jobs." Leeds University: appreciate you helping them out." plant is growing out of their head. four years before she makes it up You mar mil need a degree to I www.leeds.ac.uk/careers Many people get agents to help have to tell the director that it to director. But %kith each job get a nib, but alongside the doesn't look right. Or have to them find work. but Kelhe did it I comes more responsibility and ohvious artistic skills you also spot that a scene set in the 194os Leeds Metropolitan the hard %say. She explains: "I just more fun. She's been a hraien need the ability to sell yourself. shouldn't hove a Coke can in it." University: sent my CV to everyone listed in hussy in Sharpe. a hand on it Every designer you meet is a As with any job. there are computer keyboard in a film and www.Imu.ac.ukiaqd/ the industry bible, The Know/edge. which lists every single potential contact, every producer a positives and negatives. 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Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 OUTLOOK 19 Fundamental future at stake

As rapid social change sweeps through conservative Iran, FABLES FROM NICHOLAS GREENHALCH describes how more is on its way

O the casual observer, FRANCE nothing's changed. Iran is Tstill a country wracked with violence and disorder, ruled by an PRING is in the air. The fields are filled authoritarian regime. Net this with suckling calves and when I open merely scratches the surface of the Smy wooden shutters in the morning I political turbulence that fran is can hear birds singing to each other. l'hey are facing. not the only ones to have been lured by the The stage is now set for a call of the wild. In school, girls are smiling at transformation of Iranian society on boys from opposite corners of the the scale lust seen 20 years ago in the playground, couples walk hand in hand, Islamic revolution. The people of gazing at the sky and whispering sweet Iran are signalling their discontent nothings. Love is In the air. with the status quo and every small Even the Terminal class (upper sixth) have reform increases the appetite for caught romance fever as it sweeps across change. Charlieu. With their haccalaureat exams in a The Islamic revolution took place few months they scarcely have time to think in 1979 on the back of popular about members of the opposite sex. never mind discontent with the pro-western spending all day playing tonsil tennis. But my regime. Religious opposition leaders pupils. previously divided into two halves )boys capitalised on this feeling and people at the back, girls at the front) are now positioned took to the streets. The movement side by side in neat pairs. I even had to threaten was directed towards creating an one couple who were too busy memorising each Islamic fundamentalist state. a result many may not have intended. The founding principles of that state can still be found today. Iran is They scarcely have time to a theocracy built around Islam. and is still very orthodox in its outlook. The death penalty is used. think about members of censorship occurs regularly and the army retains a tight grip on the the opposite sex, never population. Stereotypes often lead us to presume that a society is a product of that people's nature. Often, we are mind spending all day wrong. The forces of change and playing tonsil tennis liberalisation are now sweeping the country and the authorities are seemingly helpless. These changing times are the result of one man who. other's face to give me their opinions on teenage just as Islamic fundamentalists took drugtaking. Obviously the chat-up technique of advantage of the original revolution. throwing bits of saliva-soaked paper has finally has taken advantage of the mood of worked. It only took six months. change existing now to ensure An Iranian woman walks under the glare of the old regime, while President Khataml's bandwagon rolls on for one, am not tempted (even though one change. 'That man is President student offered to sing to mc) as I don't like Mohammed Khatami. Front is the name given to the first time they voted in huge While avoiding generalisations. Frenchmen. Actually that's not true. I do like His moderate politics provided movement that has sprung up numbers, challenging the tradition parallels can he drawn between Iran Frenchmen. I just don't fancy them. the platform for his surprise election around him, with their politics based of Iranian patriarchy. In Tehran, two in 1999 and the Eastern Bloc in The symbol of the French male is the cook two years ago, a victory that has on democracy and rule of law. of the top four placed candidates 1990. A small trickle of (no innuendo intended) and you can see why. As were women, unheard of befire Liberalisation has paved the way for a female French friend explained: "They treat all now. Many candidates worked in drastic change. Likewise, the women the same way - they constantly flirt with non-religious circles, such as the Western world is also keen to them. We love it, but if you're a foreigner it's The death penalty is used, censorship sporting and media worlds. embrace a reformed Iran. French difficult to get used to." She's right. The However. it would be wrong to and Italian oil companies are platonic male friend doesn't seem to exist in paint a picture of a liberal utopia. breaking the American embargo to France and while this he fun at first and occurs regularly and the army retains The run up to the elections saw invest in Iran and Khatami is certainly good for your self-esteem I it can get a several assassinations of leading visiting Italy this week in an.effort bit annoying when even the postman starts critics of the conservative orders or to bridge the West/Middle-East chatting you up. a tight grip on the population Iran. More shocking was that those divide. Like other heads of So is that it then - the truth behind the French being killed were from the artistic oppressive regimes before him. he reputation as great lovers is that they're really spheres of Iran. writers and will also be visiting the Pope for the just habitual flirts? And what about the image of since snowballed into a movement These are popular themes with the intellectuals. Their deaths were later ultimate mark of respectability. the femme fatale? My friend ponders this for a for reform that has taken the electorate. that gave the party a clear linked to the intelligence services. Iran has difficult times ahead. second. "Well, we have to give as good was we conservatives by surprise. More majority in Iran's te....ent local forcing the head. Dorri-Najafahadi. Both sides are struggling to gain get." than an opportunist. Khatami is elections. That these elections took to resign. Herein lies the crux of the control, with one side already Laura fuelling the hunger. he has been place ut all was tesonnint to the problem: much of the state still showing its willingness to spill quoted as saying. "There's an changes in Iran's political makeup, remains controlled by conservative blood. The potential spark to the Laura Paris is a third year French and absolute necessity to install they were the first since the factions. The behind the scenes powder keg will be the economy. English student spending the year democracy and to end all forms of power-struggle between Khatami The deep recession. together with teaching in Charlku dictatorship." Even more snaking was the role and the deeply religious clerics will the power struggle, could spell The Iran Islamic Participation of women in the election. Fur the determine Iran's future. radical reform on a national scale.

43 20 OUTLOOK Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999

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4.4 Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 SPORT 21 100 GREATEST SPORTING MOMENTS Na 73: The feet of God By Naveed Raja Wilks milks the glory OK, OK, his first goal was a punch at the bull that David DAN WILKS struck gold for LUU in the SWIMMING Seaman would he proud of, BUSA Long Course Nationals last week. but no-one can deny that His efforts helped to launch the men's BUSA LONG COURSE Diego Maradona's second goal learn into seventh place overall from NATIONAL FINALS against England in the 1986 60 competing universities. World Cup was pure genius. E ven viewers of the BBC's A scintillating all round display from the BY JENNY THOMPSON Football Night it few years ago England and City of Leeds regular capped an voted it 'the best goal ever', no impressive season which has seen him reap He was placed sixth in both the 400rn freestyle less. silver in the Short Course Championships and and the 200m backstroke. Picture it now. Maradona now gold in the Long Course. The women's team, however, did not fare as picks the ball up twenty yards He swam a season's hest of 24:92 to secure well in the competition. inside his own half, looking his place in the SOm freestyle final. And his They found the standard of opposition hunt every inch a Buenos Aires consistent good form came to the fore as he to contend with and, from their point of view, street urchin. the mentality he improves! upon this in the final, registering a they underachieved. never lost. time of 24:58. However. Claire Carradus and Louise Price He turns and teases Steve This fractional improvement of tenths of a managed 12111 position in theirevems. Carradus Hodges before whizzing. et' second proved crucial as the Final, which wuti an in featured in the 10(tm freestyle. d Price no, speeding_ urn sorry, what ri closely fought encounter. caw all eight finalists the 50m breaststroke. mean is err cde raring past him finish in under 25 seconds. The women's performance failed to yield with contemptuous ease. Wilks went on to claim the bronze medal any points. However, the men's contribution of As he comes, towards them. in the 100m freestyle. He cruised into the 34 points saw LUU positioned 11th in the the England defence final by swimming 54:52 seconds in the heat. combined standings. collectively chit themselves .Again he improved in a final, this lime recording LUU heated a long way behind eventual and back away as one Big 54:10 seconds. winners Loughhr trough who amassed a massive mistake. The uteri's 4xte(lni freestyle relay teaui also 176.5 points from lei ah the men's and the women's Now he's on the edge of the made it to the final of their event. Wilks featured events combined. box and he pulls out a stunning once more, alongside Paul Long land, James However. LUU Cluh Captain Deere Stinnes shimmy to bemuse Terry Detusley and Paul Wilkinson. remained upbeat about the teams' overall Fenwick totally. not that that is All four swimmers proved worthy of their perfonminee. "After some impressive results partieularbi hard, but he's now places as the LUU team Fi nished sueingly in in the Northern Universities league we were bearing down on goal. fifth. confident of some good showings. Peter Shilton lunges out at A Solid all round performance front the men's "Dan Wilks did well to fight off competition him and even a desperate Terry 4x50m medley team secured them si xt.h place. in his events. I teas pleased with the high standard Butcher's attempt to foul him The successful quartet were Robbie Howells of swimming and the high turnout. But most of can't stop the natural Finish to thackstroke). Adam Jeacock (breaststrokei, ell. the tournament was conducted in a positive the football perfection which Graeme Short (butterfly) and Dint Wilks (freestyle e spirit, and everyone who took part enjoyed has preceded it. swimming his fourth race of the championships. the event. Just one of the magnificent Paul Wilkinson also distinguished himself "The men's team was impressive. It was a moments given to the world by 'n the championship. earning a place in two shame the women didn't fare as well but there the greatest football player that odi vidual finals. is always hope for the future." SMASH DOWN: LUU swimming club on top form In tits pool lost week has been ever given to it. GOLDEN SHUTTLE SERVICE

CHAMPIONSHIP glory came to the ,Vier some itikh quality play, LUU badminton club after a successful emerged as victors with a scoreline of HUSA indoor finals campaign last 6-3 and went on to meet Teeside who A HIGH calibre performance by the LUU men's first MEN'S ROWING weekend. uvereame Staffordshire in the uther LUU men's first VI struck gold In semi-final. eight saw them distinguish themselves in coming third INTERNATIONAL ERNE HEAD OF THE RIVER CHALLENGE place out of eighty top quality crews. the play -offs and the second team In the final, 1.11JU look the early narrowly lost claim silver in the initiative, racing into a 3-01ead thanks The crew represented not only the Boat Club of beds but LEEDS BOAT CLUB THIRD PLACE to also the country in the prestigious Erne Head of the river race competition held at Birmingham to a very strong start front first pair last weekend. Competition came faun afar in the international BY ROBERT BOYD University. Dave Foster and Sam Lindley. invitation event held in Enniskillen. Nonhem Ireland. The second VI started their final The third pair of John Rule and Asquad ofeight mwere, cox and coach made their way across leaders by the first bend. Progress at this initial blistering pace against Sheffield and after the opening Nick Watkins picked up from where the Irish sea intent in putting in a greed performance. was hat wed through the middle section of the course by son e 'libbers found themselves 3.1 down. the previous pair left off to enable LUU • Second pair Jody Nnrthwood and to mute into an tinassaihible 5-0 lead The oarsmen's competitive mentality has been combined tierce winds. and claim the title with 4 gaiters with intense physical preparation overthe last two terms to ensure The Molt which was burrowed by the Boat Club was fur eele lot Phil Troke rescued the leant by renniininee both athletic and psychological prowess for the coining rowing boys and so ex lower in the water than it is designed et The effect convincingly winning all three rubbers lit wrap up the victory. second pair season. of this was to significantly slow it through these rough waters. to take the scureline to 4-3 in - !JILIN favour. Massey and Paul Ratchford Crews were set otrat even intervals down the four mile course However. through the shrewd steering of the cos, Hugo and Toby The final two slabbers were closely enjoyed some entertaining badminton, on the Erne river; the Open eights first with visitors Leeds starting some highly skilled hladework. Leeds were able to limit the. imposed deficit. The crew finished in third place overall, ow contested but LUU succumbed to playing to the crowd. as the team the pressure and even Licitly lost a tense romped to a thumping 9-0 victory. The race began with a one mile straight towards a hotel, where all SO competitors, and ahead of all Open eights- last match to unluckily go down 54 L were honoured further when a hea hhy cmw d (Onlookers and joumidists. reflecting the interest. This was an exceptional effort by the crew of Steve Jackson, HIM es er any. despondency Dave Foster was adjudged the man of in the nice, ffithered eagerly. Tim Lit erect*, Robert Boyd. James Everett, Charles Talbot. dissipated quickly as the first VI the tournament and to add to his joy It was.this siren:It (tithe course whore coach Doyle planned William Evans. Jeff Stewan and Thomas. Floyd. dominated their semi-final versus a he has been selected to represent BUSA for Leeds to display their technical and physical expertise. A perfonntuice of this standard so early in the season in strong Nottingham side who boast the England later this year. Indeed, only minutes into the race, the leading crews were such an event is very promising for the coming months, for country's second highest ranked pair. being reeled in by the awesome pace of the university's first eight. both male and female crews front Leeds in all of the rowing Dean Thompson Rowing in a bormwed boat. Ls.vnis were already up with the disciplines. 22 SPORT Leeds Student, Friday March 12 1999 LUU ENJOY SUCCESS WHILE THEY STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

Holyfield to save the best until last

HE biggest spoiling opponents Leven beg Prank was event of the year takes considered and rejected) and place when the two there was no-one else left. Tgreatest heavyweights Lewis has obviously been on this planet collide in New feeling very relaxed judging by York in the early hours of his entourage of Sid Owen and Sunday morning. chats to Crat2a and if his Sadly for many others, this nationality ever needed fight has not generated the confirming then his choice of same interest with the media's friends should answer all coverage generally being very doubters, limited This may be because However. there is one titan there is none of the hate-hype from Britain who will he that usually engulfs the sport. watching Ibis fight with more Both protagonists are interest than most. The WBO eloquent and come across as champion Herhie Hide, the hest very likeable people. Both ate thing to come oil of Norwich dearly streets ahead of their after Alan Partridge. holds the colleagues in ability and both key to the much needed can talk a reasonable fide too unification or the heavyweight Lewis. obviously noting the belts. lack of hype and animosity A unification fight for the between the lighters, thought it undisputed boxing champion ni to question Holy field's of the world between two Brits. standing as a respectable If that doesn't generate any Christian on account of his hype nothing will. BALLS UP: LUU's marked improvement could mean very little if the sport is axed by BUSA next year Pic: Louise Finch nine children from an impressive tally of six mothers. EST INDIAN cricket has faced an all Tittle low, WTheir sixth consecutive defeat saw them Korfball endangered lose by 312 rims to Australia, crumbling to 5-1 all out in their second innings. They have been dismissed ihr less thirn 200 a dozen times in their last 26 innings and have totalled more titan 300 by BUSA axe threat only three times. Lure's probation as captain 1.11 tutititee group after succumbing to a 1.11l: were to face afEA once cOatet. It} an end .utter the BUSA NATIONAL KORFBALL The clot, a ha I Ike, only been closely fought encounter with more. This time. things were second test iti Subatti Pat 1, TOURNAMENT running fir two years. laced strong Cambridge. different The wain were cool, a here people are apparently- LOU Ilth Position opposition from long standing However. spirit never waned intelligent and proceeded to planning, to lynch IUm. This clubs such us Edinburgh as they became even more dominate the match. in the end may he the preferable option Cambridge in the first round determined to improve on last winning I 2-3.The penalty taking for Late rather than suffer BY LOUISE FINCH Utak:lats. year's placing in the play-offs. had obviously improved from However. the leas experienced This determination was the previous came. as five of I lolvticld in reply has been antaher embarrassment at the BUS a's threats to axe quick Wider Lewis to the list hands at the world's hest. UEA provided LUU's first displayed in a crunching defeat These goals came from the spot. koriball marred a solid and opposition and ne ver surrendered of Birmingham. which set up an The relative success could he of top lighters he has recently List little the PAO met ii was much improved Leeds disposed of. but Lewis's retort billed as the world their early lead ending up eventual epic Manchester clash on the the last tasted by LUU unless the was quicker than his jab. "It championship. Sadly for the showing in this year's 5-3 winners. second and final day of sport of Korilhall is promoted means they've saved the best Windies it will never happen championships at Previous champions Edinburgh competition. to a 'C' grade daasification. For for last_" again. Nottingham. had already made their mark on LUU got of to a sluggish start, this to happen, Korthall has to Lewis is right. He has had American-bred sports The side reached anew level the tournament after shattering 4-1 down at half-time but fought have at least 20 institutions to wait ten years for this after basketball and baseball, and of success last weekend when any hopes UEA held of becoming hack tremendously to bring the confirmed as British Schools variousbuxing and commercial the colourful display of the they improved five places on last group leaders. and they continued scores level at :5-5. Korfball Association. politicians have denied him his Reggae Boys in the World Cup year's performance. to do the same to LUU. Penalty shoot out excitement Team captain Anna Richards chance. Riddick Bowe proved have all added rivalry to However. the constant The tough squad proved to he followed. but like the English commented: "We've worked elusive, choosing to throw his cricket's title as the number improvement the club has too experienced for the relatively football team. penalties and luck really hard to get this club up and belts away rather than risk all one sport in the Carribbean. As continued to make appears to be novice LUU side as they ciumblixt do not come hand in hand. as running and for BUSA to stop against a man who had so the popularity wanes, sadly for in vain after an announcement to a 10-1 drubbing. LUU lost 4-1. funding us could lead to the death completely embarrassed him in world cricket, so will the that BUSA will he withdrawing LUU finished winless in the In the battle for I lth place. of this club." Seoul. performances, Holyfield was proving And we thought English equally us elusive until he cricket was in crisis. finally ran out of half-worthy Seh Vance A good-bye to the final Gee-up for the Cowboys ODDS ON: It's fight-time this acknowledged as the best in the Sunday morning at MildiA011Square world and will not Mr' iw his chance. LMUSU readied the BUSA shield in the competition. AMATEUR Rugby league Club for students or es-students front Garden with three belts at stake away easily. final without even setting foot LMUSU have reached the The North Leeds Cowboys are the Leeds are-a. The present slued and the chance of an undisputed Both fighters are promising a on court in their semi-final final by thrashing Coventry. seeking new players to compete includes standards ranging from British World Champion. knockout but take Lewis to eat:ewe encounter against Liverpool John matching Manchester and then in Yorkshire Division Two. the inexperienced to ex-student Ladbrokes can't split the two it in the sixth round (25/1) and Moores. defeating DMU Beam-din a nail- The recently formed club internationals. heavyweight giants both priced failing that look at Lewis to wear BUSA wisdom prevailed this biting encounter. began training last spring and The team practices on at 10/11 with the draw at 40/1. I down Holyfield and win on points week when they awarded LMUSU have high hopes of were officially launched in Augual. Thursday evening and play their would advise it heavy punt on at 7/2. LMUSU a final place because beating Newcastle in the final. The season started well. but home matches at R4,111.011* Park Lewis despite the skinny odds. Mayfield predicts a third round of a mix up in court arrangements. to be held at Loughborough a string of injuries and lack of on Saturday' afternoons. IF Lewis has been waiting over knockout. if you agree you can Liverpool John Moores were University next weekend. with commitment has led to some interested please contact Ben a decade for his chance to he have 33/1. but don't het on it judged to he at blame and the return of Fran 'Lionhearr poor results. (266 9499 I. Thomas 1295 95981 therefore had to forfeit their place Leonard, The club is on the look out or Tom (294 89301.

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FRIDAY 12 MARCli Nationwide Division 2 WEEKEND Bristol Rovers v Fulham FOOTBALL SATURDAY 13 MARCH FIXTURES FA Prinniership Chelsea s West Ham LIMNS v Stoke Coventry v Blackburn Macclesfield v Colchester Doty v LiVCIpid Man City v fltdhata EveitOn v Arsenal Millwall v Walsall Lerce.sier v Charlton Nous Comity v York Newcastle v Manchester Utd Wigan Sheffield Wed v Leeds Wycombe. v Nonhatnition Tottenham s Aston Villa Wenideilon v Noun Forest Nationwide Division 3 Barnet.' Cambridge UM Nationwide Division 1 Fircififord v Shrewsbury Bioningharn v West Brant Brighton v Darlington Bolton v QPR Cardiff v Torquay Bradford v Norvelell Cheerer v Seriadrorpe Bury v Barnsley Halifax v Carlisle Cinmsby s Sunderland Leyton Orient v Hull Ipswich 1, Huddersfield Mansfield v Rochdale Oxford Lad v Watford Peterborough a Swansea Port Vales. Stockport Plymouth v Hanle-cool Portsmouth v Crystal Palace Scarborough v Rotherham Swindon v Crewe Southend v Exeter Trarimere v Sheffield UM Wolverhampton v Bristol City Sunday 14 March M Premiership Nationwide Division 2 Middlesbrough a Southampton Blackpool v Wrexham Bournemouth v Reading Lincoln City v Chesterfield Nationwide Division 2 Barraey V SURFS UP: LUU's tide of luck turned after injury and weather problems set the team back Pic: Lorraine Turner Preston

IN SPITE of some terribly had luck. LUU BUSA SURFING CHAMPIONSHIP finished a reTeetable 35th nut d'52 univitie:, and will be looking to do better in future LUU 35th Position competifilms with the help from extra funding ill= various sources. BY LORRAINE TURNER The club may not he renowned for its surfing talent, but every year the surf team travels over subsequent broken nose which knocked him well 350 miles for their first competition of the .season and truly out of the competition. Adam Buttress. Over 1,000 people in the BUSA Championship held in Newquay, Alex Lord and Matthew Smith were beaten by Cornwall. The first heal of the competition the swift fifteen minute heat time. took place early Friday morning on Towan Beach Saturday brought sunshine for the second every year are with over 400 competitors, The main dangers round of heats. Maughan, taking advantage of came from all the coastal universities who boasted the favourable conditions. had a good set of strong contingents. two to three foot waves which enabled him mom recompensed for However, poor wave conditions of only two wave choice and a couple of well ridden way to three feet ensured that those who made it gave him a place in the third round. But L.( t ' through to the second heat were the persistent were hampered once again by injury later on it their spare time and the lucky. James Reade and Adam Maughan the day which left Reade unable to compete. managed to catch a couple of nice small right- LUU's last hope lay with Maughan. who after toleft waves and pull of the oxasional manoeuvre a strong challenge to the experienced surfers in which saw them through to the second heat. his heat, only managed to catch a couple of small But Graham Jervis suffered from a sharp weak waves which placed him third and out of encounter with his surf hoard in the water and a the competition. What do you do with Hockey final your spare time?

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From back page aggrieved that the umpire again allowed the game to go on. But moments later he could do little about A great double save from LUU keeper Stu If you are over 18, a non-smoker and would like the penalty given away by a lackadaisical Anderson a few moments later was not enough opposing defence which Ian limes finished to keep Chester from harbouring any thoughts more information, call our Recruitment department with ease. about a comeback as the away side scored Any breaks that Chester made were easily from the resulting corner and gave the visitors stopped by an LUU defence which was not a glimmer of hope. FREE on playing its best. Gill had further chances from Further Chester counter attacks CA11112 Li corners but failed to capitalise. nothing largely due to some great defensii c The third LUU strike came from a neat work front Jason Foster and, in particular. piece of teamwork from Gill who supplied Oli Browne who showed his worth by a saving lnnes to provide some daylight between the tackle to prevent any last minute fraying of 0800 597 7722 sides. the nerves from the home side. The clashes which were to colour the LUU forward Ali Macleod-Smith was second half were sparked off by a challenge content with the performance but acknowledged from Simon Halfacre on his opposing number that they are likely to face much tougher which could have led to a sending (abut the competition in the final. "We will need to All studies comply with the Royal College of referee showed some leniency as only a raise our game somewhat if we arc to bring els warning was issued. some silverware back to Leeds," he said. Chester clearly felt aggrieved as they "But do not put anything past our lads as Physicians Guidelines dished out their own brand of retribution we arc in high spirits. We arc competitive on Halfacre who was left in a crumpled heap and will not go down withoula as play went on around him. The side will be hoping for the speedy The referee failed to halt play or even recovery of captain Ian Craven in time for issue a second warning and simply waved the final. Craven was unable to play in the the match on as if this type of hockey was semi-final against Chester because he is still lr nursing a serious -groin injury he received coves- re17' Springfield House, Hyde Street part and parcel of the game. t . BOV40.113f V canna crown Tackles were now flying in and Gill in a previous match which tell him with a took a hefty whack in the neck and was ruptured testicle. Leeds, LS2 91\1G FOOD FESTIVAL IN EXCHANGE QUARTER. OUTLOOK PAGE 15

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A BRUISING encounter saw the home team MEN'S HOCKEY _.... triumph to book their LUU .3 CHESTEL1 Throwing for gold place in the final of the Northern Students Cup. BY PAUL GALLAGHER NATIONAL FinsA IS GLORY AND SEAN BUY beckons forJecli Warriors first ULTIMATE FRISBEE In a came that, at times. team after an impressive LOU Ist....F1F11l POSMON PARK LANE threatened to erupt into a was not rewarded. however, display in the Northern LUU 2nd....SEVENTH POSMON PRO PERTI ES l> crescendo of mass violence. and they had every reason Regional indoor Open both sides contributed LO to feel somewhat Championtships last week. banish the belief that hockey disappointed when they Although fielding an BY JOHN CHBVINS inexperienced side, the is merely a game for the finished the half with a Warriors fought off stiff Chris Rubinson stood out mild-mannered man. slender one goal advantage_ competition to qualify in fifth and was rewarded for his For quality student and Adopting a cavalier The second half began position. efforts with 11w Most Valuahk approach to the match from just like the first one ended The Warriors were drawn Player of the Tournament in a difficult pool. But despite award. professional accommodation in Leeds. the start, LUU put Chester with LUU camped in the losing their first four matches, The two Jedi teams were under constant pressure_ It opponents' half. Another the team were not drawn against each other in We have quality flats & houses in Headingley, was not until mid way goal did not look a long way disheartened. the plan-oils. The first learn Hyde Park, Woodhouse Burley Hirkstall and through the first half off as the home side won They went on to crush just edged the encounter If. however that LUU one corner after another. Brunel Falcons 12-1, and 9, launching them into the other areas . further capitalised on this play-offs for fifth place. which dominance was finally An early short corner fed victory by annihilating they won in fine style. rewarded when Greek goal Richard Gill with an Bradford Disciples 13-0. Jedi Captain John ('hewins • Our houses are amongst the machine Alex Partakis broke opportunity for the second Jedi Warriors II were was proud of his team's the deadlock with a sweet but the Chester keeper saved equally impressive, being displar -I cannot express how best in Leeds finish after a mix up in the well with his legs. placed seventh overall. amazed I am. 'the beginners They had an easier pool beat high quality experienced Chester defence. • Members of Unipol Code of and won four out of their six teams to desenedly win a place Further LULU dominance Page 23 Column one games. at the National Finals." Standards • High standard of accommodation Murray Prints & service ... AND I'M HAVINCr IHIS I MEAN) WHO A-N1 1 7 OH YargE. Pr acfri.. • 1-12 bedroom flats and houses IDENTI1Y WHAT DOES a MEAN TO SoRKY -Th-us r5 11-IE BE A STCAT ? WEASEL- T-1EIZAPY RIVAL 0113 230 4949 STOAT 71-IE tZAPy I 25-27 OTLEY ROAD IS NED(.7 (NEAR THE SMACK PUB) www.parklane•properties.co.uk See our full page advert on

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