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THE BOOSTER, PITTSBURG, KANSAS, FEBRUARY 16, 1934 Volume XIX . 1~

~'~.'~.".''''~.'~'.'~.'~~'.''.''''''.'.''''''.''.''.''''''.''.''.''~;" ..,~ ..,~.~ ..,~ ~.~~~ ..,~~.,..~~~ ~~ ~: Row. Turns Back Time I T T .., :+ ..,T • • T •T : •• ••••• BOYS GO BOLSHEVIKI Pageant Making.. On the day of January thirtieth, Mr. ~ :.: Talented Cast his fifth hour class with a lengthy ~ ':' The feminine members of ·P. H. S. description of the caveman and hIS• lC~ te~ are beginning to wonder it; the boys Rapid Strides vocabulary.:~ :.: are turning bolshevlki. Apparently Insures Grand Such sounds as um-gl1h-woo-wah ,~ ':' the fellows have thrown away their . to Completion issued from the teacher's hps.. He went 'c,~ :.:•• razors. Entertainlnent along chattering in cuve-man lingo :.: . ::: Leo Howard has a )anpanllse stylel McPherson Greatly Pleased WIth for quite a time until his words were ':' ¢' it droops on the ends. Jack Whites­ Ferns, Dorsey, Swan, L. Howard, drowned out by the guffaws of the ::: ~; Progress and Co·operation carver prefers .the petite French type, Howard, Take Leads In d t .. ,., J. Of Students stu en s. . ':' . ,., and it Is wondered if he will attempt The Swan Mr. Row offers the explanation that '.' ~ a goatee, also. he was demonstrating the effect on ::: :.: These are bJlt a fllw of the many Cast Requires 200 sounds If man were incapable of con- :.: ::: modes in beards to be found running Row Capably Directs trolling his vocal chords. ::: ':' around the halls of P. H. S. Somll of Various Departments to Give Scenes ~ ~ the boys prefer the' good old fashion­ New Scenery' to be Used for Flr~t Dep'ctinA' Development ~ ~ :4 ).( ed style of beard all over the face. Time Tonight in Speech De­ of Education ~ partment play Local'Students :~ ~ ~ ~ ~, ~( "Building" is finally beginning to : ~ Mter several weeks of long hours represent somothing lilw. a pageant. Attend Parsons " ,.,~ 'tudents Observe of hard training, Mr. Rowand the The characters have been picked and :~ ~ 3peech ~epartment, which has made ~ ~ ~ ~ Debate Tourney ~ ~ Lincoln's Birth­ ~ ~ Vilmer, Howard, Bumann, and .,~ George Washington ,.,~ day in Assembly. Dorsey Compete In Finals "Am~tica' ~: In S. E. K. Meet ::: Daniel Webster once said, has furnished ::: to the world the character of Washington; and if our ::: Hood and Stephenson Read. Tri· '.' American institutions had done nothing else, that ,+, William Row is Coach i;: alone would would have entitled them to the .respect ::: bute To Lincolll; Schirk ~, Has Devotions '.'~ of mankind." ~ Coffeyville Teams Place First and ;:: We, the students of Pittsburg senior higb school, ::: Second; Chanute Follows ~: recognize the outstanding leadership of WaShington, ~: Laney in Charge As Runner-up '.' and realize that the ideals of service and good citizen- ~, ~ ~ ~, The P. H. S. debate team and thE' '.' ship which he r.epresented are vital forces in our lives Way Leads Students in "Dixie" and alternate team coachcd by William ;:.: today. Washington's risedto leadershfiP wa~ pasebd. on ~:. "~attle lI!~Ph('rson Hymn of the Republic;" William Row lJ'o:"othr '.' strength of character an a I sense 0 h is CIVIC 0 lIga- .• H. Row, met in Parsons, February 9 'Stonie' Leads Yells Dhe production possible, are ready to all is going smoothly. It must be re­ and 10, with thirty-five other South­ '.' tions as much as on his exceptIonal abilities. He gave ;•. ;:: freely of his capacities for the ~enefit of others, as present "The Swan" for public ap­ membered that a pageant is not like ~ast Kansas high school teams for thl! a::' 'Henry Flack. is quite a job. There are the dance of material pertaining to their semester assigned her trigonometry class a les­ committee in Miss Trimble's home to eat," declares Clare as she holds the poor boy's heart In the palm of disease, the dance of the years, the project. son on their multiplication tables, 01' room told the two Greek's, Bob Hood Held Last Wednesday dance of the automobiles and the dance To meet the different pupils' likes, so it would seem, for the problems ran and Jack Rosenberg, to bling their her hand. of agriculture which will be staged Mr. Huffman has given. them their something like this: What is two times togas (sheets) for the! pageant to Although far from the realization Girl Reserve Meeting with appropriate costumes. ~hoice of projects. Among these pro­ two? What is three times four? etc. jchool. Monday was set for the fatal of their disastrous end, the hearts of Miss Fintel, Miss Stephens, Miss jects are display groups, raw material But, sophomores, don't outgrow Jay when 10 and behord on Tuesday, Charles V., Leo H., Sonny., and Clare's Hartford Gives Talk; Rogers, Ludlow, mystery man are being cruelly,unjust­ Gable, and Miss White have charge collectors, pickling and perserving your hats, for it isn't as simple as it almost a week .early, rumor got about McNeil, Furrell Appear on Program; ly, and with malice aforethought of the costumes. The staging and ef­ gang, mounting of skeltons members, sounds for it all concerns logarithms. ~hat Robert Hood had brought his anc­ Caruso in Oharge gnawed, gnashed, and devoured. , fects will be done by MI'. y.rilliams and keeper of the aquaria and vivaria, ient manly garb. Everyone gasped, Your brain is whirling? You saw Mr. Hartford. Miss Bailey has charge and library (keeping in order, repair­ If you can't get .enthusiastic about looked, and gasped again. It was "My talk will be based on two Charles or Leo or Sonny just this of the advertising side of the produet- ing and cataloguing the bulletins and your work, it's time ·to· get alarmed. there; they had expected it to be at words only," said Mr. Hartford, local morning? . "J,,,~.'.~,"710n. papers. Something is wrong. least a week or two late. sponsor of the Pittsburg senior high Well, perhaps explanations are in These variations in projects tend Hi-Y clubs, as he appeared before the order. The hearts which these can­ to give the individual something more Girl Rerserve group on one of their Hamilton Cuts Loose nibals ate were merely candy favors to his likes and advantages. weekly meetings last Wednesday, at an afternoon bridge party with These' projects have ta be in at the Fowler Returns from January 31. "Those two words are," Senior Boy Does Not Know How to Clare Scharff attended, and where end of the semester. continued Mr. Hartford, "hitherto and Repair A Tire . ·Year and Hall in Navy Clare achieved the brilliflnt idea of I . henceforth." naming each heart after each boy Mr. Hartford then went ahead to Flying hither and thither were tools New Office For Prexy to Visit Alma ~Iater friend. of many sorts thrown by the ratty tell about a certain missionary to hand of Jack Hamilton. While in Par­ China. Her life's work had been plan­ Improved Lighting Will Add to Ap­ After all the speechs that have been training wag. completed' a year ago JORDAN DEMONSTRATES ned.; and she felt that at last she was sons for the basketball game, Bob Gib­ pearance and 'Comfort last month, and then he was allowed COMBUSTIBILITY OF CS2 going to realize her dream, when she son's car, in which Jack had come, delivered to hill' school students, some had a flat tire. Jake (Goon) Rosenberg haven't even yet been convinced that to board the ship and sail the world .got the dreaded disease, leprosy. That More lightl More light! That's what which he literally did. "WI11 CS2 burn?" asked Mr. Jor- meant that she would have to go to was supposed to fix the tire so he it is for their own good to stay in Mr. Hutchinson, the principal, needs ;Each sailor had a specified duty dan of his sixth hour chemistry class. the leper colony and be an outcast. wouldn't have to ride home in the to help solve the problems P. H. S. school and finish their education. Per­ rumble seat. Jake couldn't make the while he was aboard the ship, and Since the class maintained a dignified Her plans for her future life had gone presents to him. That was the reason haps if the words came from a stud­ Eddie's was to take care of the omi- silence, he ignited some on the floor awry, but she made the b st of it and jack stay up so Hamilton tried. He for the confusion of plaster, dust, .worked industriously like a little ent who actually did leave school, cers' children, about fifty in all. and then put the blaze out with carbon became a missionary in the leper eol- hammer blows, and so forth that they would have more weight. Jewell China Interests Eddie tetrachloride. The flames were gone ony. beaver for a long time until he found reigned supreme in the office Friday. that the jack was broken. He imme­ Fowler, Who left P. H. S. when he but the fumes remained to tickle the He declared that It signifies so It was worse than the turmoil created was a junior in order to join the navy, The port which seamed to interest students' throats. much toward concellning the better diately loosened the strings which had some mornings when admits are the Eddie most was Ohina. He found it "Here, snlft' this," said t e harass- things in life, the Christian things. beld his anger In check. The result came' back to visit the old alma mater one goal in the minds of twenty or a few days ago; and, when interview. rather odd that in China they would cd instructor, holding some 991A1 % In closing Mr.. Hartford said, "I w s that the tools were hurled down thirty students. call their women pigs. Eddie confirmed pure alcohol under Dorothy. Brous's hope that these two words help each the atreet. ed, said, "Yes, I've had a keen time The south wall of Mr. Hutchlnson'jl in the navy, but I'm sorry 11eft scbool the old saying that China is the melt- nose. _ of you as you choose your course in office Is to be extended entirely across Ing pot of the world. He said that "WhewI that's wor e than the ll1e." CAMPUS spuRs lor the girls are much more beautiful the north end of the outer office thus here." navy boys from over the world were smoke," she told him. Preceding the talk by Mr. Hart­ aft'ording light from two long win- there, but that the Italian and Ameri- "Well, I suppose you'll all bave to ford, devotions were led by Mable A lot of mllitary experta ar of tbo dows instead of the previous system Jol eel Na y In 1982 can navy go talong the best. One Qt the et a drink before you'll settle down," Farrell'; pi no solo wa given by opIDJan that wbat Uncle ~am needll of Indirect lighting which has proved Jewell, better known as Eddl , jolnJ souvenirs he brought away with him Mr. Jord n declared, nd thua the Mary Rogers; and thr e sophol\lor fbr dele la more Ir power. We unsatisfactory. ed .the navy the twcnty-flrstl of Octo- fllom Ohina was a pall' of boo with a cl ss obt Ined freedom, £1' sb all', nd girls, Mollie Ludlow, M ry Rogen, mf8ht Coup" • in continuous According to Superintendent Rose, bel', 1982, and' has been there ever handy.m~ntly pocket on the Bid . - water In the twinkling of n ey • nd Kathryn McNeil s ng two num- ~e o this will a great advantage and is since, .almost a year nd half. Eddie EddIe IS a girl ah d of moat \1. . , a medley o( moon sonp nd nother feature of the rejuvenating explained th t he was equlred to un­ 01'15, for "I havll two elrls In ch port How do. It hap n that Bob "You're Goln&, to Lose your G I". proj ct being carried on throu&,h.out del'i'o thre months of training bcfo model to break the monotony: one comln&, Hood'. hatr hu ~tteD 1IO cu,l, aUj H InC ru 0 w In ch rr (If th the high aehooL h be m full·lIed 1I0r. HS. In and on aelq out," he Id. of • audd n, . m tlnl'. '

'. ' .~_. - ..- .. THE BOOSTER, FEBRUARY 16, 1984

-'__"_._n_..__.__ .._.._._ ..~.._.._..- .._.._._ ..._... _.._.._._.._ INTELLECTUAL ANSWERS Your Future in Stars to Corridor Echoes Poems IGNORANT INQUIRIES I Future as Seen in the Stars Charless Vilmer: "Teucher, make Little pink Ford come blow your January 21 to Februrary THE BOOSTER Jake quit going ar01.!ndg blesuin Dear Goon: • 19 ,horn, ------everybody." • You speed to the crossing, Established 1916 Your breaks are well worn. If you were born from January 21 Published by the Journalism and Printing OIasses Bob Hood: "You can be scrolling But the. little pink Ford gave 'nary to February 19, your destiny lies with of Pittsburg Sell10r High School along." a peep. Aquarius, the Water-man. Thiu is an It's now in the junk yard fast a­ It airy sign, strongly humaniwrian. ]jJDITORIAL STAFF Seniors: "What did you put fo', slecp. gives you a moderate body, weH bal­ Editor-in-Chief_._ . ~.. Robert D. Hood your ambitio~1" -Otherwise. anced and 110t likely to suffer disease. Assistant ·Editor _ _ ....__...._ ...._...._.__Jaek McGlothlin Your temperate habits also prevent Make-up Ed,itor. _.. .._.._.Hugh Bachman You can tell a senior by his noble ailments. Rosenberg: "Hood wants, to se you." cap and gown, You will work hard if you see the BUSINESS STAFF You can always tell him by the Charles Vilmer reward. You do not necessarily want Business Manager _ _ Raymond Richardson Trimble: "All right! Everybody sit way he struts mound Ans. money. Sometimes you work for fame Assistant Busincss Manager _ Mary Elizabeth Caskey down and eontcmplate." You can tell a junior by his wis­ Strnng~l' Ith'ingu lilian tJhat {have and sometimes to help others. Subscl'iption .Manager _._ _ : Suzanne Swan dom, wit and such, happened. Some of C!lIre's face pow· I Your mind is well balanced·. it is Advertising Manager..__.__..__ _ Mary Eileen Ferns Mr. Nation: "Now think! thinkl You can teli a "sophie,'" but you del' probably jumped off her face onto Ikeen and open to new ideas, but does Circulation Manager._...... _.__.._Anna Katherine Kiebl Use your head for something besides cannot tell him much. your coat while you weren't looldng. I not accept them without close study. . a battering ram." -Otherwise. --- IYou have kindly wisdom and a wide REPORTORIAL STAFF Sports Editor _.______..Bob Gibson Dear Goon: tolerance for others' views and There was a little girl called Paddy News Editor_.__._._....._.~_~ Beatriee Edge Kathleen Resler: "Did you bring I visited .a young lady in. Cheroleee Ithou?,hts. Your imagination is strong your lunch?" Who was always forlorn and saddy the other mght and all the tllne I was but IS offset by practical sense. Exchange Editor...... _ ...__....,__._.._ _ ..Roberta Matuschka Reporters . ..Jaek Graham, Willetta German, Rob- Until along cume Charlie there she seemed to be very restless You are courageous and serene. Sammie Lee Caskey: "Yep, I fell Which made Paddy lilee a barley erta Matuschka, Dorothy Mitch~ll, Jack Myers, Jack Rosenberg, and uncomfortable: IIuve you any idea You do not go to extremes; even in in." For now she was happy and glad. Charles Viimel', Violet Patricia Webb, Rosalie Gilbert. of the cause of this strange action 011 anger. You must weigh consequences -"Goon" Rosenburg. bel' part1 before you act. You have natural dis- Virginia Wheeler: "I don't even 'Gus' Gunther l:retion and tact. ~ Ittl JlN. I HAl know what a lady is." Your social relations will be happy, There was a little guy namell Jakie Ans. Who was quite a flame witli the your calm good nature will wtn many We haven't the slightest idea, Gus; WUletta German: "Thilly Thing." ladies, friends, your high moral code will but after this when you ~o to see her, When around him, they ran, give you a h~ppy marriage, and you we advise you not to eat onions for Tan Power: "I just listen to He said, go on and scram are a gentle and reasonable with chil- supper. Sammie." dren. You are' tl'ustworthy with You give me the stummick ackee. -Dizzy Dot. Entered as second class matter, October 4, 1926, at the Post Dear Goon: money and generous to a fault. Ray Gunthel': "Yes or no. Woulll Yo~ .sueee~sful Office at Pittsburg, Kansas, Urder the act· Although I am only II sophomore, will ?e in any oc- you vote for Roosevelt in the next A little straw hat sitting on a child I am not slow for I have gone with eupatlOn whICh requIres a calm and of Congress, March S, 1789. election 1" Aqu~rius Nature in the raw in seldom mild. almost every boy in my class. Like Ibalanced brai.n: men make At every game there always would Alexander I long' for more' worlds to famous physICl8ns, Judges, authors, • Frances Trimblf! ...... _..__.... Sp'onsor Miss Laney: "Tell me the day when Come this little bonnet along with conquer. just at the present I am Iactors, and excellent business part­ Ler~y Brewingto·., . Adviser in Printing you study." Hood. looking for. some nice senior boy. ners, though they seldom succeed by -Looney Liz Could you help me? themselves.. The women are wonder- Orchestra members: "Yea Vilmer. Jane Bartling ful houseWIves and mothers and suc­ Valentines' Day ·1 Yea Webb!" ceed in those businesses which utilize There was a little girl called Dutch Ans. their hU!Jlanltarian qualities. The four~eenth of February' is called St. Valen­ Who doesn't know very much Our business is answering ques­ Hugh Bachman: "I'm not natura· She hollers and squeals tine's day, as the name day or feast day of eight diff­ Ily clever." tions, not conducting a welfarc home When she's at the wheel f,or small child!·en. ,Row Ne'eds Horseshoe erent Christian martyrs named Valentine. In the For she's always in the rough. medieval church, services were held' on that day in Joul'l1alism class: "You're telling -The Doop Deal' Goon: .. Hard Luck Dogs Fooisteps of Our memory of their martyrdom. us." I Every once 111 awhile my heartI Unfortuate Teacher The custom of sending Valentines or gifts, has Bob Hood: "Ohl My respondsibili· Can' You Imagine starts to pound, my thoughts ascend " _ tie~." skyward, and a v~ry queer feeling Some people go around .m~aning, nothing to do with the martyrs, however. In fQrmer I comes over me. WIll you please .tell belating, a,nd whining about their times on February fourteenth in England and Scotland Leo Frohlich's being culm and dig­ me what?strange malady has over- hard ll;1ck and misfortune when it is each young bachelor and maid received, by lot, ol).e of 'I Hugh Bachman: "Do you think 1'1\ -lified as a senior should be when he clean it up 1 I should say not." taken me . Inothing compared to that of Mr. Row. th~ opposite sex as "Valentine" for the year, It was a lakes a mistake in typing? Garth Thomas For the last week Professor Row Dick Von Schriltz' and Lee Thomp· kind of mock betrothal, and was m~rked by. the giving Patty. Webb: "Whose Hi-Y chapter Ans. has been amict~d with neuritis; then lon' being twin brothers 1 of presents. It· so happened that a springtime fe!ltival are you in?" Nev~r fear, old boy, you've only, his play, "The Swan" had to be post­ Leland Schlapper's knowing who .\yhic~ i Jack Rosenberg: "Boy, Oh, Boy! a case of puppy love. You will get Iponed because a debate tournament, .. was kept by the Romans fell on the same day. ~obert I" Am I a good poet!" E. Lec was'[ over it as you gl'OW older. Iwhich he had been misinformed about, The giving of gifts on that day has' come down from Rogel' Bumann's acting like a cici­ came on the ninth. this old festival. But the origin of the custom was Anna K. Kiehl: I should say not." ized person? 'Dear Goon: I These things were bad enough, but generally fprgotton, and in time the gifts wei.'e called Anon: "Hey! My little chickadee." Armando Gallinetti's knowing what Is it right to hold a young lad·y's they might have been overlooked a~ t's all about1 hand in the hall? I 11 f valehtines from the name given to the day. I Eleanoria Del'llY and Ruth Miller: Ia matters 0 'circumstance if he had- ! !"we gotta take our pills." Pete House's teaching driving les­ Leo Howard n't arisen early one morning before I Valentine's day is a good example of the way :ons? Ans. sunrise to get the electric pad to put i customs serviv.e, somHimes for centuries, among Doroth y .Ann Mackie: "And The seniors not winning the King Yes, indeed but be careful which on his neck. Everything fared well people who do not even rcmembel' how they arose: had to stay home and work." md Queen contest this year? hand you hold. If you don't hold her until he plugs the socket in and , . Leo Howard's sa~'ing something left hand, it is always right. "pow!" goes the fuse in his boarding First Hour Journalism Class: "Boy, riginal,? house and enternal darkness reigned. I Sarcasm we'll wow 'em!" Clare Scharff's without her eye on Talk of the Town Mr. Row has often remarked that 1 \ man 1 teaching school wa~ a thankless and .ji A keen or bitter taunt, a cutting gibe, or irony are I Miss Stevens's with a firey temper? ,. Robert Hood: "Miss Trimble, this Bill Cox's being Miss Laney's pet Charlie Jones (sometimes known as soul crushing undertaking, but he a few of the definitions fol' sal'casn'l. IS a masterpiece of literature." l' ~uJlil ? • dignified Charles) is certainly the had never encountered anything so Every single person at one time or another has abused little boy. "Why do they al- nerve racking as an early morning I Seeing Mr. Williams and Miss ways have to write something about shave in the dark. been. guilty of b~ing sarcastic. Sarcasm shows the I BywOJ'ds rrimble when they weren't arguing Clare and me? Make 'em cut it out, Our renowned instructor of speech I height of rudeness, the worst of ill-manners and to md calling each other names 1 Miss Trimble, he whines. is now in the market for rabbits' feet, t the person to whom it is pointed it often hurts. Miss- Trimble: "Oh that Williams! Betty Dorsey's Chevo)et going 80 ___ . !rusty horseshoes, lucky pennies, old . I'd like to wring his neck." niles per hour? When a teacher is reprimanding a student, the Mr. Carney: "Is your note a sharp, hair pins, or what have you; just so I Mr. Nation: "Now, don't go home Miss Trimble's chewing gum? Pete?" Ithey'll bring a little good luck. .student has a tendency after that to be sarcastic, not Iand tell your folks." Eleanora Deruy strikeing anyone Pete Mallory: "No, let me see, it's only to this teacher, but to all of them. f' Roger Buma'nn and Hugh Bach­ 3peechless 1 B flat." Teachers do not like to even try to teach sarcastic man: "Sh-h We're reporters." Little Billy Cox still going to the Jokes sho,v for a dime? students. It is a .tax on on~'s mental patience and often The senior class: "Jacl<, the Goon, Jack Myers says that grudges cer- is a dumb cluck." Jack Hamilton's teeth not hurting tainly get one in bad at times. If you Employer-Jack, I wish you would- times a sarcastic remark goes too far and causes se- Rosalie Gilbert: "Pete!" him? don't believe it, look at the black eye. n't whistle at your work." vere trouble not only for the instigator of the remark, Leo Howard: "T'aint't so!" Bill Elsworth as a pansy? Jaek-I wasn't ,:vorking sir." but to others. These are but a few points showing the Bob Hood: "Ah-ha! A masterpiece Bill Morgan in a hurry? Chet Ward without his deputy Who is the junior boy whose ini­ ill-favor.edness of' sarcasm but before one makes a of literature, a gem of the ocean." tials are H. S. who gave E. L. Hiley Tom ,to Ken)-'-"Do you think a 1 John Miller: "A BCD goldfish." constable's badge 1 his picture and told her she was his genius ever makes a good husband? Jack Graham: "I wonder how she'll Howard Siple's playing football? ideal girl 1 Ken-"You'd better ask Wilma." take it." Bob Dorsey, the hall loiterer, ever Who is the basketball player whose Armando Gallinetti: "Miss Fintel, closing any door behind him '[ initials are M. M. who carries a pow-, Chester Ward (who is an ambulance --~=~:~:~:~~.~~=~._._~--- how do you get S? I got 6 over 2." Frances Marie Schlanger's not hav­ del' puff around his pocket1 doctor)-What happened to this fel­ Mary Caskey: "Lousy!" . ing any friend·s? low?" . Tan Power: "Where's Sammy?" Gene Sanders's not being able to The new fad for high school lads Policeman Howard-"He climbed Myers Indures Shiner STOCKS SKYROCKET'AS Jack Rosenberg: "Snivey Jones." talk because he had a hair in his seems to be a centered bunch of down up this "Safety First" sign to see what STUDENTS INVEST COIN Wanda Sedoris: "You should see my throat? and fuzz just above the upper lip. it said and the blooming thing feli on dog." Gunther, McGlothlin, Viimer, Myers, The rumor is about that Jack White- him." "1'1 give each one of you five hun­ Don Tewell: "I'm Mr. Jordan's OfTer Explanations Professional Cards scarver, Bill Cox, Leo Howard, andI. ,-,-- .. dred dollars," began Miss McPherson handy man." Dale Stonecipher really intend for. BIll Hume- I got a brIght Idea Dot Mitchell: "Pilly.!' to her second hour class Monday. The Ear Nose Thoat this tickle grass to be mistaken for out of a corner of my brain today." "My what a blue eye you have remainder of her speech was drowned Sammy Caskey: "I fell in the river!" Eye a mustach. Henry Flack-"Ohl A stowaway!" Miss Laney: "All I hope is that· C 'tweedles-as-que'." by the shouts and rejoicings of her pu­ M. GIBSON, M.D. Jack Myers seems to have been hav­ :{lils. However, when the olltburst had you don't miss 14 of the 10 sentences • "And so," said the magistrate sev­ I'm giving you for tomorrow." TheSt udent Scrap b00k'erely, "this is the fifth person you ing a little trouble lately one of his SUbsided, she added, "figuratively Phone 99 Smith. Clinic: have knocked qo.wn this yead" eyes for some peculiar reason is turn­ speaking, of course" thus dashing to Jack McGlothlin-"You know, I "Pardon me,i' said the gil' motorist, ing a deep blue black. There have been ruin the visions of gorgeous new dress­ Izzy and Gann Win Pig ,think I'll write the poem in blank Virginia Hill, with dignity, "the fourth. many explanations set forth in an es, new suits, etc., which the poor class attempt to clarify this queer phe­ had been started buying in imagina­ Ellsworth verse." One of them Was the same person Enter into a co-parfnership, each nomenon, including Jack's own. tion. Carl Edward&-"If you wrote it, twice." partner invest one nickle, punch UNDERTAIONG co. it would be blank verseP' Little Raymond Gunther,' who. Is "You may invest it in stock listed in Isable, and in three weeks collect the AMBULANCE SERVICE Grace N.-Have you heard about an ardent admirer of "Pop Eye," ex· the Times and may the best guesser returns of the investment, one pig. Phone 14 Miss Virginia Hay while conver- Nell's eloping with her father's hand­ plain's the puzzling phenomenon l;y win," continued the teacher. This might well be called "big busi­ ~t sing with a senior of the opposite sex some French chaufl'eur1" saying that last the terrible "Goon" Every morning, crys of "I made ness." got him. Jack McGlothlin seem's to was heard to say, "Ohl what a broad Edith-"Heavens, nol" twenty eent.e," 01" "I lost ten dollars; This is not a mere fantasy. It is big v have an entirely different slant on the statement!" Tqe in'flection was most Grace-Nor II I wonder what's I'm going to buy some other stocks" business conducted by two senior queer happening. Jack relates that distingishable. keeping her?" are heard au each one discovers how girls of this institution, Isabel Benelli R. j\f. COLLINS while "tweedles" was looking thrqugh his stock came through the day. and Arlene Cann, !According to vari­ FIRE INSURANCE Roger Bqmann-"It's a little 'far Bituminous "Why, black boy, when a key-hole some body opened the door ous reports it seems that Esther fitched' for' me." our bugler blows'taps', you 'would on him. Charlie Jones (Vilmer) gives THE RESULT Endicott, another senior, was selling More people use our optical seni .. think the Boston symphony orchestra his version of the aforesaid incident A farmer, who wished to investigate pUl,lches flJr a pig. Izzy and Cann had than any other kind • was playing." . by \!xclaimlng, "I hit him in the pool Jack Rosenberg-"You know I'm the "huge profits" of the middleman, only a nickel each, so they pooled Anthracite "H'm, dat ain't nothin'. hall with a billiard ball." (Some poet, .A Safe And Re­ getting tired of being "the goon;" so sold a ecnflignment of eggs t oa Lon­ their resources, elected a punch tbat When our buger blows 'chow', I looks that Charlie Jones from Ohicopee.) I think I'll be something else." donn firm. On one of the eggs he was called Isahel and won. Surely liable. Service at dem beans on mall plate and says Last but not least, Jack ofl'ers bis wrote: "I l' ceived three halfpence for ~hese two will' becolne famous finan­ 'Stra:wberries, stop making that fuss';' own explanation to the emparassing Dale ,Btonecipher-"Sometimes I do this eggj how much did you 'pay?" ciers conducting big business in a big Dr. Swisher' wonder if I'll amount to something." you IS kicking all the whipped cream situation. "The other day a 'tough • I way at thl rate..' Office 0' r 509 N. Bd",. off mah plate." West Virginia Mount- cookie' from Nevada took I a pop at Some months later the farmer re­ Oharle Vilmer-"':"'and he accused alneer. 'me-if you think I'm In bad way you ceived a reply written upon the note BpeclaUst in By '!'roubl me of dolnr it." --:::0-- ought to see him; why I beat him very pap l' of theater: As Wp m et at e , a moment to- Dick V. S.-"Doesn't it madd n you very brutally r\>und the nostrils, jaws' 1'1 rec lved your egg absolutely gra- gether, when word of greeting must Bob Hood-"Ohl You mean little when a girl is low about eettlng and eyelid"," tis." be spoken, nd then away into the Dr. W. T. PLUMB, Optom trist twe rea y w go out to ~llUIer with you?" ------'- deep, BO It ia with men In this world; dl " • d 'h 'A k Tho~ Who Wesr Plumb Glass " Do~ G.-"Y ,th long r Ih tak of a fifty.fifty and I think wll hould cro I no m n', pltcber of map} p th without illng him, nd, if he A, ev r¥ lound I, not mUllcl, 10 v'l the hungri r he r t •." PHON 1311 OR H v ry nnon I. not pr hlnr. paJ~U nee41, liv uPP TI1E 'BOOSTER, FEBRUARY 16, 1934 The Globe Trotter . Rumors CLASS FORCIBLY EVICTED Poems (Original or Otherwise) A handkerchief map of Waslling­ Kenneth Farnswrth gets slightly It wasn't a fire drill-only another ton has been designed by a woman mixed up sometimes. He thinks an change in schedule on the last> day [ .. Old P. H. B. artist, Miss Mildred G. Burrage of American consul should not take a of the week as a ·result of the addition Maine. The handkerchief maps, which bride (instead of a "bribe"). to the faculty. )ld P. H. S., with its methods so grand are twenty eight inches square print­ Miss McPherson's second-h(;iir Has a name for which we are proud ed in six oolors on sunfast, washable James Ritter makes a very well­ American, history class was forelbl:, to stand, , , Lightning muslin, are patterned after a rare Mr. Williams to Chester Ward: trained monkey (the way he opened evicted in favor of an economics clalls, A.nd its students, which are many, can "Nothing is impossible." gladly say- How much is lightning worth? It cloth map of the Capitol City. printed the windows at the Joplin gamEt). composed chiefiy of seniors, of course. Chester Ward: "No, but did you We will lead tomorrow, by learning has been recently figured out that on about 1792. The money derived from But alI the girls' admiring eyes were Miss Mac expressed her regret at the sale of these- noveltys wiII be try putting tooth paste back in the on you, James. losing a favorite class but stated she today.-LGH an average a lightning bolt contains tube ?" 80,000 kilowatt hours. If 'this light­ used for the benefit of the George would probably be just as fond 01 ning could be controled it would huve Washington Parkway Memorial Fund. The other day that red-headed Jack the new class. Valley Forge a retail vulue of around $1,200. This Charlie 'Vllmer-"Sir, er-that is, Overman was caught "peeking through At winter-bound and freezing Valley amount of electricity would be enough The seclusion of Turkish women I would like to-er-that is, I mean I the partition of Miss Way's room into Beauty and the Beast Forge, to light ,a small city for about twenty­ has come to an end. In the past, they have been going with your daughter the clothing classroom (and they A forest gorge, fOUl' hours. were required to wear vales and were for five years-." say curiosity killed the cat). A ragged arm's camp of desolation not allowed to dine at a public cafe. Mr. Scharff: "Well, wad'dye want­ Carney Hall Blocks Progress of And starvation, a pension?" Warmer Over Poles Now for the first· time, the Turkish Those old meanie basketball boys Rising Young Motorist When bark of Liberty was tempest- tossed •. . Believe it or not it is twenty-five women ailll girls are bobbing their shouldn't use Opal Swisher, a sophie, degrees warmer twelve miles above hail' and wearing hats. They are also Judge (in dentist chair)-"Do, you as a target for their balls. Once upon a time there was a little And hope of Liberty was all lost, the North Pole than it is twelve miles pursuing an education und training swear that you wiH pull the tooth, girl who tried to turn around in the It's anxious leader, kneeling in the the whole tooth, and nothing bu.t the middle of the street, but a big bad above the equutor. There has been no themselves to be lawers, judges, fin­ Miss Gable is thinking ~bout pur­ snow, tooth ?" , scientific explanation as yet to the ance mangers, doctors and typists. chasing an ear trumpet (she can't building got in her way, and had to Where none but God could know, warm~h stay. But you'll have to excuse her, greater over the pole. hear the voices of those meek lassies Sent up a prayer of faith and candor The month of February contains A thought, for the new semester: in the fourth hour clothing class. because she was just learning to drive For help and orders from his Great ]Ifere Existance many vitally impoptant American "Early to bed, early to rise, cut the a ca', and somebody got funny and Commander. How long can you exist without birthdays. On February eighth, the weeds and swat the flies, mind your told her to turn cn·cles. Well, the Despair "'gave place to hope, and Free­ own business and don't tell lies; pay Leroy Green, a' freshman, thinks street seemed wide enough; but Mr. dom won- food? An avernge man can live from Boy Scouts of America began their Richmond 'was a general (you know , y tl) seventy days without food twenty-fifth year dedicated to carring your debts and advertise, keep your Carney Hall, an important building The Heaven-answered prayer of mouth shut but open your eyes, and the old saying, "I'll take you like adorning the college campus, Just Washington.-Otherwise ' " although some have lived as many on American ideals of manhood and Grant took Richmond ). as a hundred or more. In contrast to was the anniversary of the birth of you'll be healthy, wealthy, and wise." " wouldn't get out of the way; so Miss this a dog, on an avemge, can live Abraham Linco~n, born, 126 years , House (generally known as "Pete") You Flat!ootl A senior boy, Raymond Long, is one hundred seventeen days, a spidel' ago. And on the twenty-second the Jim Schmuck: "Do you suppose Bill just about ran into him. But when the (Irene's Response to Phil) thinking about joining the Girl Re­ seventeen months, a snake two years, nation honors its "Father" George actuaHy carries between $96 and $100 car hit the curb, Mr. Carney Hall just serves (last Wednesday he non­ I didn't ask you to dedicatc yOUl' poem and some spccies of germs have been Washington. on his person?" chuckled. He chuckled way down in unto me, found dormant but still alive in lay­ Stew Davis: Yes, $5.001 That's be­ chalantly strolled into their meet­ his throat at the folly of youngsters, ing). But since you did I think that I should erS of coal estimated to be a million Some new high-lights' have been tween $96 and $100. then he frowned with his many eyes do the same to thee. and thought, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, such dumb 01' more years old. revealed about George Washington. Margaret Myers, a petite. sopho­ people!" I He rose at four-thirty or five each Miss Stevens: "Are you sure that more, was giving a report the other Of all the pests Gas Verslls Airplanes morning and retired at nine o'clock this story is original?" Of P. H. S. day. Here's the thought she gave FINTEL CUTS PAPER DOLLS The navy has wal'l1ed its pilots to at nights-regardless of socal heartily Joe Reilly: "Absoluteh'." "The man got married, and then Guess who's the very worst. stay away from oil fields unless they or others. Washington ate heartily Miss Stevens: "To think that I there was a war". We're all in despair­ have an ultitude of more than a mile. and was very fond of fish and tea. He should ever have the pleasure of meet­ Miss Fintel that most dignified We're tearing our hair, It has been, proved that columns of was very fond of out-door exercise, ing Rudyard Kipling in person." algebra and trigonometry instructor And with ''fl'ath we'll all soon burst. natural gas somctimes mount a mile especiaHy horse-back riding and fox­ Departments . was seen cutting out something tha1 II hunting. George also liked, the theatre looke'd very much like paper dolls in 01' more into the sky above the wells. A book seHer had an "account­ Silica dioxide! Maybe the chemis­ To see him com and go and never misse,d attending a baH. the second hour one day this las1 A spark from an exhaust of any air­ rendered" returned to him from Jack but Mr. Jordan had to translate it You,'d think he didn't know I plane could cause a terrific explosion W. with this reply across it: "Dear as glass. Another high powered com­ week. After the business of instuc· We all would like to shoot him by igniting this gas. Although the The ci~y of Tsingtao in China is an Sir, I never ordered this beastly book. pound means quartz. Well; anyhow ting those dumb pupils, she relaxed So I will say this: gas sometimes I'ises over a mile it is interesting place. One is impresscd by If I did, you didn't send it. If you sent that's what the budding chemists are her- mind by cutting out paper dolls I'll offer a kiss so diluted by that time that there is the beauty and cleanliness-the moun­ it, ~ never got it. If I got it, I paid working with this week. After hearing about Miss Costello'! To one who'll effectively boot him. and Mrs. Peterson's wanting alcohol slight da nger of an explosion. tains, sea, and the fascinating scenery for it. If I didn't, I won't." Also Lewis Kidder, Gerald Strahan, III on every hand. The houses of modern and James Mayes are working in and Miss FinteY's cutting out dolls On any day we wonder what will these teacherl A New Anesthetic architecture have no furnace or steam Norma' Sweet: "Oh, good! You've inorganic analysis which, according That I can say A new unesthetic has been exten- heat, no cupboards. They have badlY father." to Mr. Jordan, is college work. be up to next? That I've given you,r due,' sively used in Germany and England fitting windows and a poor watersup­ Wilfred Ensman: "No dear. I've Tom Exley, Filmore Dewey, Tem­ , It's not hard to see .with very good results. It is injected piy. No Chinese furniture is comfort­ just been in a motor smash." ple Fisher, and Joe Carpenter are HOUSE CLEANING STARTED How happy I'll be directly into the blood and produces able and food stuffs are very expen­ making a wind tunnel to test model When I'm clear through and done a deep, normal sleep within half a Isive because most of them are import­ Jake Rosenberg, who was hitch­ aeroplanes. In a real wind tunnel Noses started wiggling and sniffing with you. minute. The operation may be begun ed. For example-butter is $1.80 a hiking across country, stopped at a when the air is going through II man as they entered the various room~ IV immediately aIte;' injection. When pound. farm house and asked for something cannot stand up so if one of the Monday morning. I • Get a shovel for me! to eat. The farmer said, "S'ure you aforesaid gentlemen comes breezing awaldng the patient has no unpleas­ "Phew!" was the general comment, Oh can't you see ant after-effects. A great treat is in store for the can have something to eat and a from'the laboratory you will know the after the first two sniffs, "Smells like chance to make some money besides. The pleasure of' putting you under person iWho has never used chestnuts reason why. dead rats". ran the general trend of ground, "FIREMAN, SAVE MY CHILD!" as a vegetable or dessert. The special I'H give you $100 if you will bring conversaion. . that buH out of the pasture, dead or Then what a joy dishes are mostly prepared in France Mr. Row's public speaking classes No, the students were not turning' alive." When you, little boy, f1fo'il'eman, suve my child!" and Italy. To serve chestnuts as a are discussing all phases of land and into rabbits. The wiggling and sniffing Are no longer around. Such an outburst would probably I vegetable in place of potatoes, they "Why, I'm an old buH-fighter," re­ sea. 'Anything and everything! "Such of noses was caused by the "sizing" have been heard if one instructor of .must. be shelled, blanched, boiled plied Jake. "I can bring him out easy." an assignment!", said one student. V which the decorators had put on thl Far~well, Farewell, my own true love, this institution had been at home last until mealy and dry, and then season­ So the farmer gave him a rock and scenery and stage setting and such walls. My own true love which ain't, Monday. It seems that the said in- ed with salt. Then they are served a pistol. Jakie jumped the fence and comments as "Are there enough book­ A little bad odor be stood however And I hope I never see you more structor's house caught fire early that plain with butter or a cream sauce. walked toward the bull. The bull start­ cases to line the wall, Mr. Row?" for the xcellent results which are be­ Your presence in school is a taint. morning soon after he had left for ed after Jake. Jake threw, the rock '~S,hould this be a table or a chair, ing attained. Several o,f the rooms -Irene Philips schooL In spite of the scare, no ser­ Fanny Brice, internationaHy fam- and hit the head, but the buH kept Mr. Row?" "Did you say the entr­ have already been finished. They look ious damage resulted,; and Mr. Huff­ ous cocmedieune, made her stage coming. Then Jake fired the pistol but anc;e was in the center back, Mr. fine and are greatly appreciated by man 'was more than thankful to find debut at the age of thir.teen during without effect so he started running Row?' and various and sundry ques­ all the studentsr his' family unscathed after such a a theatre. As a chorus girl she first around the field with the bull behind tions are all the rage now. M:USIC SUPPLIES narrow escape. appeared in the "Ziegfield Follies" of him. Finally when he was nearing 1910, and has been a feature of the the farmer, he shonted: "Open the CHIVALRY STILL LIVES IN Students G'et Letter BOTEPUHR'S PITTSBURG STEAM LAUNDRY "Follies", with exception of two yeal:s gate." HEART OF P. H. S. INSTRUCTOR spent abroad until 1923. In the pre- "Why," asked the farmer. Guinn, Daniels, Sammons Correspond EVERYTHING MUSICAL SATISFACTION GUARANTEED sent edition' of the "Follies", this "I'm bringing hiin out alive," re- Pittsburg senior high scl'!ool has With Foreign Friends veteran' has made her greatest hit. 'plied Jake. \ always prided herself on the exceed­ E. Rush, Prop. ing graciousness among her girls and 'Many students in P.H.S. have been EMERSON'S LUNCH Miss White: "What were the mid­ unequaled chivalry among her boys. receiving letters from foreign friertds. 110 N. Rdwy. Phone 351 P. H. So's TARZAN GUARDS dle ages?" 14th and ELM BELOVED INSTRUCTOR A startling proof of this occurred at These names were obtained from hist­ Clarence Radell: "They used to be the recent teachers' meeting held in iry teachers and magazines for boy/!. thirty to forty-five, now they're fifty the auditorium. According to various Some very exciting experiences re­ A GOOD PLACE TO EAT Tarzan, the great hunter! This was Vo RALSTON, to seventy-five. reports, it seems that ~he bright af­ sult from these correspondences, i====="""======"'_=-"'-"'_-""_"""_ the song of praise which was heard ternoon sun was beaming in through sometimes. Don Guinn regularly re­ issuing from that home of smells, the My tWin brothel' came home the one of the auditorium windows inter­ ceives letters from a seventeen year Boa TOD Cleaael'8 INSURANCE laboratory, Friday at sixth hour. The other evening with a black eye and fering with the comfort of two local old boy in Holland,who informs him 113 1.'.:11 at 4th Phone 982 brave senior lad towards whom the boasted that he could have beaten teachers. After some deliberation of their customs and peculiarities. Quality Clcaning and Pressing praise was directed was the weH­ his opponent hands down, only the He writes lon'g and interesting let­ they timidly asked the local 1;liology 206 N. IJdwy. Phone 6~2 Ursel Coulson, alias Tarzan. Upon fellow didn't keep his hands down. instructor if he could and would rem­ ters which Don is very proud of. Flowers hearing a cry, resembling that of edy the situation. '}:rotting out aU hib Elizabeth Daniels receives letters beauty in distress, Ursel leaped to the Bill-"What kind of fiction does gentlemanly airs, he proceeded to ad­ from a girl in France and Florence WRIGHT'S GREENHOUSE rescue, even pursuing his quarry out Dale write?" just the window shade. It fell just as Ssmmons from a boy in Italy. The Manhattan Cafe into the haH before giving the death -"MainlY promissory notes and the glee club appeared on the stage. from a girl in France, and Florence A. W. (Slim) OUen 201 W. ICansRs Phone 237 blow to the terrible thousand-legged I. O. U.'s" During the two numbers the pro· stamp·collection and gives quite chat­ worm which had been stealthily fessor held the shade in place with a ty information. In all cases pictures HAMBURGERS, CHILI creeping over the waH in dangerous Friend Frances-"He's worth in the stick, fully awear of his conspicious have been exchanged and quite a AND MEALS proximity to the" beloved instructoes neighborhood of a million dollars. I've position and of the many grances cast friendship developed. First and Broadway head. heard." his way. And was Mr. Huffman's face Batten's Bakery Flapper Doris-"Good! That's my red? Enthusiasm must be nourished with I~======What the country needs is dirtier favorite neighborhood." new actions" new aspirations, new CQMMERCE SHOE REPAIR finger nails and cleaner minds.-Will Kansas efforts, ne:w vision. Work Called For ad DeUvered Rogers. Filmdom Parade 10' West Fourth Street Cake Bread Kansas, this beautiful state of ours, With its fields of waving gold VINCENT BROTHERS Phone aOIl Pastries "Free, white and' desperate"-Lyle And its regal emblem,. the sunflower Commeree Bulldln. Caspari • Caaey Isl.-ad So Kansas, Our State-BeholdI Better Meats and DeUcatesaen "Man of Two Worlds"-Bob Dorsey Telephone 2POO "Fashion Plate"-Leo Frohlich Commercial Printing, Office Supplies. I.uach "~orn Kansas, with ita sunsets of red and We Deliver to be Bad"-Fred' Locherie blue, Bookbinding, Stationery, Suitable HAMBURGERS CHILI "The Women in His Life"-Ask Its noon tide of golden brown School Supplies. Rebinding Old Perry Garlock Has its reward when day is throug}! Books a Specialty. Tenth and Broadwa, "Gallant Lady"-Ruth Miller Bringing peace .to every town. lIa "If I Were Free"-Alex Lindsey Moore Bros. "Esklmo"-Lester Green Wall Paper, Paints and H Kansas, 'the Ibveliest of all. E "The Invisible Man/'-David Morri­ Kansas, of magical powers. Window GlaaB son 1 Rembrandt Studio Kansas, Who answers to our call. III E. 4th Phone 422 i------.--+ "Turn Back the Clock-On Monday Kansas, this glorious lltate of ours. mornings ME Over Newman's Phone 732 -Miss Lanyon Milaety's PU~LMANGRILLI.~ Largest retail market in Beauty Sh.op EMPTY A Imart pal says any of us win The Only Home of , Little Boy (in grocer's)-Ple se can keep a friend's cunning little puppy The Best In B auty Work Southeast Kansas yer give me an empty box? Silex Coffee_ • for a night if the friend will call e Iy P RMANENTS Grocer (to asslstant)-John, let this 406~ North Bro d' ay FINK'S next morning and get the bl nkety­ $ to $8 lad have the cash box: blank nuisBnc SPOTLESS CLEANERS NEW SYSTEM R VI Qu Uty C1eaD • DRYING Lid Rock 0 Lee Blair FOR GOOD EATS- .1, V Lady draer 555 Phon 555 VlrrJDi GatIlll' r , 8 dwy. Phone 116 212 North Br d '1 p T llepnOne ,I

THE BOOSTER, IrEBRUARY 9, 19M

.------~IJULIOBOND, STAR MILER, Parson Vjkings ELECTED TRACK CAPTAIN Stage Setting S. E. K. LEAGUE STANDINGS \ The lettermen of last yeur's track Stop Dragon's I W L. Pet. Pts. OP team met in the music room, Thurs­ Met by Approval Fort Scott .. __ .. ._ 3 0 1.000 104 54 day, Feburary 8, at the close of chap­ Winnin'g Streak Parsons . ...__.. __ 3 0 1.000 98 56 el to elect a cti.ptain for this years Of Whole School ,I ~ Pittsburg . 3 1 .750 122 86 track team. Vikings,'Led by Albertson and Chanute .__._._. . 2 3 .4QO 120 119 Julio Bond, a senior who has been Mr. Hutchinson Encourages Stu­ Long, Exhibit Rare Form' P. H. S.'s best miler for the past ~hree dents and Thanks Them Columbus .______1 2 .333 45 62 To Down Locals years, was elected, with "Duck" Noor, For Enthusiasm Coffeyville .. ._. ' 1 3 .250 72 110 football co-captain elect for 1934, next Independence . .__ 0 Final Score 34-24 4 .000 66 128 year. Julio came to Pittsburg in his Row Sums Finan.ces sophomore year. He lettered his fh'st year here and won second at the state Maletz and Noor Lend Lute Rally 'Sophomore Classes of '33 and '34 meet last year. Julio will take over But Fail to Overcome the reins, that Othal Pence worthily , to Pay For Drllpes Along With Big Lead fulfilled last year 'in captaining his Speech Class Id'eal Girl Presented It Happened team to a S. E. K. championship. "I want to thank the student body For G. R. Approval Myers Acquires Black Eye In The on behalf of the school," stated Mr. ,Proverbial Manner. Tells of It Hi -Y Boys Give a Few Hutchinson as he accepted in us. In Long Story Hints to ~'Ideal Girl" sembly, Thursday morning, the new et-apes which now adorn the stage. Themcs by Ten of the Hi-Y Boys .."I am especially pleased," contin­ ued Mr. Hutchinson, with the drapes Read to G. R. Assembly because for once we shall have some Wednesday scenery that will not be subject to pencil marks." The principal stated At one time during the year, it is that with the money still on hand·... a custom for the Girl Reserves to ask plus the proceeds from future plays several members of the Hi-Y to write it will be possible to put in a Jlew themes on the topic, "My Ideal Girl." stage floor and buy new equipment. Wednesday February 7, ten themes Row Gives Data were read to the Girl Reserves as­ Mr. Row, speech and dramatics dir· sembly, giving them a few gentle ector, gave the business view point reminders of what the boys expect on the new drapes and stage equip­ from their "ideal girls." ment. All of the boys explained in their "What the drapes are good for," descriptions that by ideal they did 3tated Mr. Row, is just one of the stu· not mean some perfect specimen lents' many questons." never to be attained, They listed, on "The drapes are good for many the contrasy, a' few "do's and don't's" ;hings," he declared. "Take for in­ which any ordinary girl should be able 3tance the assembly this morning or to practise with ease. .1 meeting when a speaker or any kind They picked the most outstanding )f a musical entertainment is being qualities which most of the boys i'eatured." 8 12 seemed to feel were the most essential. Curtains Have Advantages The following twelve qualities seemed According to Mr. Row, the curtains FT F to be the most outstanding and most have many marked advantages. They 2 1 frequently quoted in the themes read iJlay be moved so as to fit any stage before the assembly: health, neatness, 2 4 setting. "The drapes have four open­ intelligence, clean mornl habits. She ings in the back and two on the side," 3 2 should be conl\'enial, natural, and 1e pointed out. 0 1 possess a good character. A program of repainting and re­ 1 1 The ideal girl should be poised and decorating the auditorium is now un­ 0 0 cultured but not snobbish. She must der way. All of the old canvas senery 0 0 be reverent to God, loyal, and truthful is 'to be painted and recovered. to her friends and to her self. 0 0 "Heretofore the plays and pageants The boys agreed unanimously that ,lave not: had justice done them be­ 0 0 the girl ought to be attractive phy­ ~ause the school does not have adc­ sically, but "do not wear too much ~uate stage furniture and'materials," make-up" was the fervent plea. Don't he declared. be a gold digger, don't Use profane Faculty May Put On Play language, don't be inferior but stand "We must keep the fund moving," 30 34 Jack Henderson lms lost his Iibert~'. ' FRIENDS up for your ideas. ,aid Mr. Row. He stated that there 16 .24 Can anybody find Jack's "Liberty?" ISo many people come and go, Another "don't" that loomed large were two sources to get the required t in the picture was "don't complain." ======~======~======~. ======And there the pleasure ends, amount, the first suggestion was a +O- •• ••_ ••_ ••_.I_ .._.. u_.._.. u_._u_,_. ._.._111_.._._.. ..-____ I For just a few respond in kind""':- These essays should be a challenge faculty play. This idea was unani­ +-_--':.-. ._M_n_.._._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._,_.._~--_.-.- .._.._,-.--_. .._.__ I These few we call our friends. not only to the Girl Reserves but also mously favored by the student body. to all the girls of P. H.· S. Mr. Row jokingly remarked that if They are the blessing of our lives, Paul Henderson played two num­ These chosen few we know; the student body wanted to see the bers on the accordian, and Jack Mc­ teachers perform they would have to Through them our hopes take nobler Glothlin sang two songs accompanied pay the price. The other opportunity form, by Bonnilyn Kirkwood. Patty Webb is for everyone to go to the play, And 'by their faith we grow. used as devotions a short story, clos­ "The Swan." which is being given this ~nd often when the solitude ing with a short pOE;!m. The meeting was in charge of Ruth Rosenstiel. evening in the auditorium under tbe Brings out our human needs, auspices of the speech department. We takc our friendship rosary Sophomores Start Movement And count its precious beads. PERSONIFIED COMICS Charles, sophomore president, pre­ sented the drapes to the school and One at a time they wl\lk with us, "Boots" _._ Eleanor Russell And lend a friendly hand, Mr. Hutchinson in behalf of the sopho- "S,keezix" _ .._ ...Bob H;ood more class. . These ones apart from all the rest. '''Tarzan'' .__.. __.__.__Don Tewell THE SWAN The few who understand. The sophomore class of last year "Tillie the Toiler" .._.Isabell Benelli gave the money to start this project -Fairmont Synder. "Pop Eye" _.. ._...George Cannon and the sophom!lre _class of this year . "Wimpy" ..__.Dale Stonecipher is carrying on. Virtue Rewarded "The Goon" _ .. .Jack Rosenburg Musical entertainment was furnish­ "I shouldn't have eaten that mission­ "Uncle Walt" ..~ __ . .Fred Trefz ed by Kathryn McNeil, Mary Rogers, A Romantic Comedy in 3 Acts 'ary," "Dapper Dan" .. ..Charles Viimer and Mary Ellen Ludlw who. sang a I Said the cannibal king with a frown, "Fagan" .....:._.__...Jaek Whites<;arver medley of moonsongs and "You're "I'm about t!) prove the proverb old­ "Barney Google" _.Arthur Blair Gonna Lose Your Gal." By Ferenc'Molnar 'You can't keep a good man down." "Boob McNutt"._._...._ Chester Ward Harriet Ellen arOOr played t violin -Otherwise "Olive Oyle" .Anna Kathrine Kiehl solo, acompanied by Louise Baade. "Moon Mullins" __....Paul Henderson "Imagine my embarrassment," "Kayo" .__..__ ..Maurice, Winsby Eloise P. is out scouting for a new Dumb Dora said, "when according to "Orphan Annie" _.. ..Helen Mertz meal ticket. Bill K. is only another my custom, I looked under the bed "Bubbles" _._. .__Jane Bartling used-to-be now that he's in Wichita. before retiring. I had forgotten that "Percival" .-=-._.__ __..__Bob Dorsey I was in im upper birth." "Ally-oop" _._ _ Bill Ellsworth Edith Louise Riley wants to know "Foozie" ._ _._ _..__ ..Joe Pryor just what a person can do when she The duck: "I take my hat oft' to our "Ella Cinders" _.._._ __..Patty Webb has promised two fellows a date on + rooster. He's crowed about himself "The :rimid Soul"__.__ Richard Dickey one night. (,,4, until they've put his statue upon the "Mr. Bungle" _.__ Ray Gunther barn. It pays to advertise." "Mrs. Bungle" _..._ Willetta German The earth pulling on the branchetl "Skippy" __._: .__.__.Bob Gibson of a tree make the branches spread We propose not the five-day weelt, "Connie" __..__...__Virginia Hill Iout instead of growing straight up European Royalty On Display but the Ive-day week end. "Herby" ._.__.__LesLer Smith in the air.

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