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TEAM NAME: Can you identify these people +/ history crows who Pei Yen has drawn, and the TV shows they are part of? (1pt each)

#1 (show): #6 (show):

#2-5 (4 people): #7-8 (2 people):

#9-10 (2 puppets):

#11 (show): #15 (show):

#12-14 (3 people): #16-17 (2 people):

#18 (show):

#19-22 (4 people):

TEAM NAME: Can you identify these 2005 cartoon boys & their creator? (1pt each)

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4) 5) 6)

9) 7) 8) 10) TEAM NAME:

Round #1 - Shows /15 pts Round #2 - Map /10 pts

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2a. 2.

3. 2b.

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3a. 5.

6. 3b.

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9. 4. 10. 5.

6. Round #3 - Fakes /10 pts

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9. 5.

10a. 6.

10b. 7.

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1 point for a complete right answer, 1/2 point 9. for getting it half right, 0 points for FAILURE*

10. * ignoble failure

Round #4 - Award Winners /15 pts Round #5 - Venues /10 pts

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7c. 10.

7d. Round #6 - Names /10 pts

1. 8.

2. 9.

3. 10a.

4. 10b. 5.

10c. 6.

7. PLEASE DRAW US A CAT, IN THE 8. EVENT OF A TIE IT WILL 9. BE USED TO JUDGE 10. THE WINNER

Round # /10 pts Round # /10 pts

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Round # /10 pts Round # /10 pts

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10. 10. ACMS QUIZ – 2017

ROUND 1 QUESTIONS: 2017 SHOW ROUND ROUND 2 QUESTIONS FRINGE GUIDE MAP (1pt each) 1) Who is One Tooth? (1 pt) There are over 500 venues at the festival. If you are lost, and don't have fortune to be looking for 2) Who are the Two Stupids who called their a bus painted with 's face, a map show 'Two Stupids'? makes it easier to find them. (2 pts) We are in section E5 of the map in the back of 3) What are the three shows in 's the Fringe Guide, where numbers run across the Trelogy? horizontal axis, and letters across the vertical (3 pts) axis. The venue that's furthest North but still on the map is The Royal Botanic Gardens, in 4) Which comic has named their show Joy section A2; in the South it's The Mockingbird Provision, and yet failed to follow through with pub, in H6. the punning promise and do a sweet hour on Nazi prostitutes? Can you give the grid reference for the following (1 pt) venues?

5) Which busy boy is spending his month being a 1) Assembly Hall comic, poet, WW2 U-boat captain and gallery 2) Canon's Gait guide? (1 pt) 3) Dragonfly 4) Teviot 6) Lily Lovett has called her show 'Lily Lovett Lovett Lovett, I'm Lovin' It Like That' - to which 5) Pleasance Courtyard comic does she owe a debt for that title 6) The Stand inspiration? (1 pt) 7) 8) 7) Brendon Burns is doing two shows at the 9) Underbelly Cowgate Fringe with two of his mates - who are they? (2 pts) 10) Voodoo Rooms

8) Whose show is called 'Fantastic Beasts and ~ Where To Find Jen'? (1 pt) ROUND 3 QUESTIONS: IS IT A REAL SHOW? (1 pt each) 9) Who is doing a show called 'The Boy With Tape on His Face'? CLUE: IT IS NOT SAM Which of these is NOT a real show? WILLS (1 pt) 1 a) Brexit the Musical b) Assisted Suicide the Musical 10) Richard Oliver is in a play called 'A Joke' at c) Communism: The Musical theSpace @ Niddry St, with two d) Scientology: The Musical SUBSTANTIALLY more famous men - who are e) Blackfish: The Musical they? (2 pts) 2 a) Brave Macbeth b) Creepy Macbeth ~ c) Baby Macbeth d) Macbeth / Redux e) Lady Macbeth and Her Pal, Megan

ACMS QUIZ – 2017

3 a) Aaah Sure, It's the Irish of the ROUND 4 QUESTIONS: COMEDY AWARD Year! WINNERS (1 pt each) b) Aaaand Now For Something Completely Improvised This round is all about acts who have been c) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh Me Smarties! nominated for the Comedy Award main prize. To d) Aaaaaaaargh! It’s the Monster Stand-Up Show make it more interesting, none of the answers e) Aaaaaaand Now It’s Time for Roger Swift’s are white men. To make it a round of ten Puneumatic questions, we're asking for nominees not winners, otherwise a third of the answers would 4 a) Brendon Lemon, Prophet of Doom be "". N.B. NONE OF THE b) Lemon Lie Man Loop De Loop ANSWERS ARE "BRIDGET CHRISTIE". c) Ready, Aim, Pray, Fire! Lemon Creek Baptist Church Handgun Training Course 1) Which double nominee for the Foster's d) Lemon Torpedo Comedy Award should have called e) Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons their show 'Kumar Kumar Kumar Kumar Kumar Comedian', as then they MIGHT HAVE WON!? 5 a) Evelyn's Class Waugh b) Class Half Empty 2) Which Dave favourite and nominee for the c) Class Mates last-minute.com Edinburgh Comedy Award is d) Class Clowns getting their bum out at the Traverse this year for e) The Pit Ponies’ Penultimate Life Drawing £21.50 a ticket? Class 3) Which double nominee for the Foster's 6 a) #AlmostFamous Edinburgh Comedy Award was secret friends at b) #Dave: Literally the Best Magician school with a boy called George Peach? c) #Instalove d) Rodney’s Really #Good Family Show 4) Which vegan nominee for the Foster's e) #YesAllMen Edinburgh Comedy Award had been a maths teacher and rapper before turning to stand-up? 7 a) How I Said 'F**k You' to the Company When They Tried to Make Me Redundant 5) Which Australian nominee for the Foster's b) F*ck Me Like Dry Vegetable Edinburgh Comedy Award shares a surname c) Oedipus Is A Bad Muthaf*cka AND LOVE OF PANDAS with the 2008 If Dot d) Mediocre as F*ck Comedy Award winner? e) F*ckboys for Freedom 6) Which triple nominee for the Foster's 8 a) The Accidental Adventures of Sherlock Edinburgh Comedy Award co-founded the Arts Holmes Emergency charity? b) Spontaneous Sherlock c) Unquiet Spirits – Whisky, Ghosts and Sherlock 7) Which chatterbox nominee for the Foster's Holmes Edinburgh Comedy Award has pets called d) Sherlock, Gladys, and the Five Orange Pips Commander Tuvok, Chief Brody, and Lieutenant e) The Real Sherlock Holmes Walking Tour Ripley? FOR THREE BONUS POINTS, WHERE DID 9 a) The Ping-Pong Ball Effect THOSE ANIMALS' NAMES COME FROM? b) The Hedgehog Effect c) The Domino Effect 8) Which hot-tub lover, and nominee for the If d) The Dunning-Kruger Effect Dot Comedy Award, is a horse? e) The Friday Night Effect 9) Which Chelsea-supporting nominee for the 10 a) What Would Kanye Do? Perrier Award was in 'Gladiator', 'Sex And The b) Is Pee a Feminist Issue? City 2', and 22 episodes of the NBC sitcom c) Must We Sit Through This? 'Whoopi' with Whoopi Goldberg? (NB Isabelle d) Can Recipes Help Gender Equality? strongly suggests this performer edits their own e) Are Aliens Coming to Eat Your Face? Wikipedia page.) ACMS QUIZ – 2017

6) How many times more seats than Assembly 10) Which felt-faced nominee for the last- Roxy Central has Assembly George Square minute.com Edinburgh Comedy Award named all Theatre? ie How many Trygve Vs a Baby six episodes of their sitcom 'Ricketts Lane' after audiences could fit into the Hyprov room? Kevin Costner movies? FOR TWO BONUS POINTS: Can you name two 7) How many times more seats than the of the six Kevin Costner movies? Underbelly Wee Coo portacabin has the Gilded Balloon's Dining Room? ie How many Tom ~ Walker audiences could fit into the Three Half Pints' room? ROUND 5 QUESTIONS: VENUE CAPACITIES (1 pt each) 8) How many times more seats than the Gilded Balloon Wine Bar has the EICC's Pentland Some venues are bigger than others, just as Auditorium? ie How many This Is Your Trial some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls. audiences could fit into Frankie Boyle's room? Muthas. 9) How many times more seats than the By way of example, the capacity of this bus is 45; Pleasance Beside portacabin has Pleasance the Gilded Balloon's Sportsman's venue is twice One? ie How many Tez Ilyas audiences could fit as big, with a capacity of 90. The next ten into James Acaster's room? questions are about how many times bigger one room is compared to another; all the answers are 10) How many times more seats than the whole numbers. (Some, like the Fugees, will Monkey Barrel's Headroom has the Assembly have you saying "two times, two times". Some Hall's Main Hall? ie How many ACMS audiences are much bigger, hoovering up 20x the audience could fit into Milton Jones' room? a smaller gig might get, yet still counting themselves as a 'fringe' event.) ~

1) How many times more seats than the Gilded ROUND 6 QUESTIONS: CAN YOU IDENTIFY Balloon Turret has Stand One? ie How many Bec THE COMEDIAN FROM THEIR ORIGINAL Hill audiences could fit into 's NAME & BIRTH YEAR? room? AND ALL GET A CHAIR (1 pt each)

2) How many times more seats than the 1) Joan Alexandra Molinsky (1933) Underbelly's Iron Belly has the EICC's Lomond Theatre? ie How many Zach & Viggo audiences 2) John Marwood Cheese (1939) could fit into Jimeoin's room? 3) Caryn Elaine Johnson (1955) 3) How many times more seats than This portacabin has the Pleasance 4) Paul James Martin (1957) Beneath? ie How many Pierre Novellie audiences could fit into Phil Wang's room? 5) Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (1957)

4) How many times more seats than the 6) Matthew Keith Hall (1964) Assembly Studio #2 has the Pleasance Beyond? ie How many Sarah Kendall audiences could fit 7) Lee Gordon McKillop (1968) into Gary Delaney's room? 8) Michael Joseph Pennington (1970) 5) How many times more seats than the Pleasance Jack Dome has the Pleasance 9) Arjan Singh (1974) Grand? ie How many Catriona Knox audiences could fit into Simon Amstell's room for his three 10) Russell Grineau (1975 - DEBATABLE) nights of WORK IN PROGRESS?

ACMS QUIZ – 2017

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and it’s nice to have a solid gold excuse to include this cartoon ACMS QUIZ – 2017

ANSWERS 4) Pippa Evans 5) Phill Jupitus PICTURES: PEI YEN DRAWINGS 6) 1) Taskmaster (series 1) 7) Craig Quartermaine, Colt Cabana 2-5) Frank Skinner, Tim Key, Roisin Conaty, Alex 8) Jenny Collier Horne 9) Luke McQueen 6) This Morning With Richard Not Judy 10) Sylvester McCoy, Robert Picardo 7-8) , 1point per right answer 9-10) History, Pliny POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 15 POINTS 11)

12-14) Josh Widdicombe, , ROUND 2 ANSWERS: MAP 15) Pointless 1) Assembly Hall - E4 16-17) [Alexander] Xander Armstrong, Richard 2) Canon's Gait - D6 Osman 3) Dragonfly - F4 18) No Such Thing As The News 4) Gilded Balloon Teviot - F5 19-22) Dan Schreiber, Andrew Hunter Murray, 5) Pleasance Courtyard - E6 Anna Ptaszynski, 6) The Stand - C5 1point per right answer, ½ point for one half of a 7) Summerhall - G6 name, 3 bonus points for spelling 'Ptaszynski' [Chaz-in-ski] correctly 8) Traverse Theatre - E3 POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 25 POINTS 9) Underbelly Cowgate - E5 10) Voodoo Rooms - D5 PICTURES: THE LITTLE HOWARD APPEAL 1point per right answer 1) POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 10 POINTS 2) 3) Dara O'Briain ROUND 3 ANSWERS: REAL SHOW 4) Bennett Arron 1 e) Blackfish: The Musical 5) Demetri Martin 2 c) Baby Macbeth 6) Daniel Kitson 3 c) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh Me Smarties! 7) 4 b) Lemon Lie Man Loop De Loop 8) Jason Byrne 5 a) Evelyn's Class Waugh 9) Little Howard 6 e) #YesAllMen 10 Howard Read / Big Howard 7 c) Oedipus Is A Bad Muthaf*cka POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 25 POINTS 8 d) Sherlock, Gladys, and the Five Orange Pips 9 b) The Hedgehog Effect ROUND 1 ANSWERS: 2017 SHOWS 10 c) Must We Sit Through This? 1) Marny Godden 1point per right answer 2) Caroline Mabey, Michael Legge POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 10 POINTS 3) Recognise, Represent, Reset ACMS QUIZ – 2017

ROUND 4 ANSWERS: AWARD WINNERS 6) 2x - Assembly Roxy Central (250 seats) Vs 1) should have called his show Assembly George Square Theatre (500 seats) 'Kumar Kumar Kumar Kumar Kumar Comedian' 7) 2x - Underbelly Wee Coo (60 seats) Vs Gilded 2) Zoe Coombs Marr, and her bum, are in 'Wild Balloon Dining Room (120 seats) Bore' at the Traverse 8) 8x - Gilded Balloon Wine Bar (150 seats) Vs 3) Sarah Kendall knew a boy called George EICC Pentland Auditorium (1,200 seats) Peach 9) 4x - Pleasance Beside (80 seats) Vs 4) is the former maths Pleasance One (320 seats) teacher who thinks he still has the power to stare 10) 7x - Monkey Barrel's Headroom (120 seats) down a poorly behaved idiot when struggling on Vs Assembly Hall Main Hall (840 seats) television against eg NB We paid Bob £250 for use of the space, and 5) Claudia O'Doherty knows 100 Facts About Heroes will keep 10% of the box office; Milton Pandas - and sharks, too Jones owes Assembly at least £36,000 (their 6) co-founded Arts Emergency Minimum Theatre Facilities Fee) 7) Sarah Millican has named her dog POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 10 POINTS Commander Tuvok after a character from Star Trek Voyager, her cat Chief Brody after the ROUND 6 ANSWERS: STAGE NAMES 'Jaws' policeman, and Lieutenant Ripley after the warrant officer in 'Alien' (3 possible points for 1) Joan Alexandra Molinsky (1933) - Joan Rivers knowing the film/TV behind her pets' names) 2) John Marwood Cheese (1939) - John Cleese 8) Kristen Schaal is a horse, Kristen Schaal is a 3) Caryn Elaine Johnson (1955) - Whoopi horse, well look at her dance like look at her go Goldberg like look at her dance like a horse 4) Paul James Martin (1957) - Paul Merton 9) Omid Djalili was in all those movies and, says Wikipedia: 'on 18 March 2007, he was voted by 5) Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (1957) - Bernie the British public as the 60th best stand-up Mac comedian in a programme "The 100 6) Matthew Keith Hall (1964) - Greatest Stand-Ups"' 7) Lee Gordon McKillop (1968) - Lee Mack 10) Randy [performed by Heath McIvor] named the episodes of Ricketts Lane after these Kevin 8) Michael Joseph Pennington (1970) - Johnny Costner movies: The Postman, Field of Vegas Dreams, The Bodyguard, Waterworld, Dances 9) Arjan Singh (1974) - Arj Barker With Wolves, and/or Malibu Hot Summer (2 10) Russell Grineau (1975 - DEBATABLE) - points available, for 2 right films) POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 15 POINTS POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 10 POINTS

ROUND 5 ANSWERS: VENUE CAPACITIES 1) 2x - Gilded Balloon Turret (50 seats) Vs Stand One (100 seats) 2) 10x - Underbelly's Iron Belly (60 seats) Vs EICC Lomond Theatre (600 seats) 3) 2x - Pleasance This (51 seats) Vs Pleasance Beneath ((102 seats) 4) 2x - Assembly Studio #2 (168 seats) Vs Pleasance Beyond (336 seats) 5) 10x - Pleasance Jack Dome (75 seats) Vs Pleasance Grand (750 seats)