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Association Cultural Services Department, City of Albuquerque, Richard J. Berry, Mayor. of Alternative Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 March says they mostly discussed public safety, Johnson’s “apparent area of expertise.” Isn’t it the journalist’s job to research what he may think to be Letters should be sent with the writer’s name, “apparent,” rather than simply telling us address and daytime phone number via email to what the candidate wants us to believe? [email protected]. They can also be faxed to (505) What does March even think makes 256-9651. Letters may be edited for length and Johnson an expert in public safety? He clarity, and may be published in any medium; we doesn’t tell us. regret that owing to the volume of When Johnson says that the Air Force correspondence we cannot reply to every letter. base contributes $7 billion to the Word count limit for letters is 300 words. economy, March asks him to repeat what he just said without even questioning where Johnson gets his information from or discussing what else may be out there Tired, Conservative that contributes to the economy. Might Talking Points food stamps or Section 8 housing vouchers or Medicaid also contribute Dear Alibi, significantly to the economy, and should The August March interview with we increase that funding as well? mayoral candidate Wayne Johnson Johnson acknowledges an APD (April 20-26) is deeply disturbing for a staffing shortage of 250 officers, and then number of reasons, not least of which is he waffles on whether the city should the fact that March asks only softball actually eliminate the shortage. Is he questions and editorializes throughout in implying that we shouldn’t spend the favor of the candidate. The headline money on eliminating the shortage and alone reeks of bias: “New Sheriff, New just “work smarter,” despite the fact that Town; Wayne Johnson offers orderly and there is a virtual consensus in the city efficient solutions.” March tells us in the that we need many more officers in order first paragraph that Johnson “really is the for APD to do its job and do it well? law and order candidate.” The only March does not ask any critical questions solutions Johnson even hints at are tired, of the candidate so that readers can be conservative talking points: 1) giving tax better informed about his views. Instead incentives to “outside business forces” he allows (in fact, encourages) Johnson will produce lots of jobs and “steer to blame APD’s problems on the consent [Albuquerque] toward efficiency and decree and the “pandering politicians” economic self-sufficiency” (I guess we’re (whoever they may be). talking about the wonders of industrial March’s last line in the piece is, revenue bonds and/or income tax cuts, “Listen to the rest of this very, very which by Johnson’s logic, should already engaging interview at alibi.com.” What have revitalized the city but clearly did journalist uses an expression like “very, not); 2) increasing the military budget very engaging” to describe his own work (which is not exactly within the mayor’s or even a candidate for office? Is he or the City Council’s control); and 3) trying to emulate a certain president who getting rid of the consent decree and very, very frequently says “very, very”, for letting law enforcement police itself (no example, in referring to his “wonderful mention about the reason for the successes” and the “dishonest media”? consent decree and the prior DOJ The only thing that the written part of investigation of the unusual number of the interview engaged in me is my sense police shootings in Albuquerque; only a of outrage. I know the Alibi can do reference to APD being “under siege by better. pandering politicians”). —R. Weiner a

MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] path open for a horse named Cunning As A ODDS Tiger, who claimed first place. Dateline: Cambodia Popular Cambodian actress Denny Kwan has ENDS been banned from making movies for one year AND because the country’s culture bosses determined she is “too sexy.” The 24-year-old Kwan has more WEIRD NEWS than 300,000 Facebook followers and has made Dateline: Colombia several movies, but was dragged in to a “re- A 30-year-old woman reportedly ate at least education” session with the Culture and Fine $7,000 in cash during a domestic dispute with her Arts Ministry after it was determined she violated husband. According to doctors who surgically the government agency’s code of conduct. “In removed the money at the University Hospital of Cambodia there are many sexy artists. Some are , & Santander, the woman swallowed several rolls of even more than me when shooting, featuring $100 bills during the fight. Doctors said they were kissing and being erotic,” Kwan said in a recent able to extract 57 $100 bills from the woman’s interview. “I know it’s my right to dress how I stomach and intestines. The hospital’s Director of want, but our culture, Cambodian people, cannot Surgery, Juan Paulo Serrano, told reporters the accept it,” she told the Phnom Penh Post. “I will majority of the bills had been extracted, but now try not to be sexy as I usually am when I post several additional rolls would have to pass on Facebook.” The Culture and Fine Arts through the woman’s colon. The fact that the Ministry’s code of conduct aims to promote the rolls of bills were not wrapped or packaged in any “preservation, maintenance of arts, culture, way suggests they were not swallowed for any tradition and the identity of the nation” and form of illicit transport, Dr. Serrano said, but were “prevent any negative effects of the arts and likely ingested in an “act of desperation.” The tradition of the nation.” For the next 12 months, unnamed woman told Bogotá’s RCN television Ms. Kwan is prevented from “having any channel she had saved up the money for a activities in the entertainment industry ... such as holiday with her husband by selling several filming, karaoke and singing performances on electrical household items. TV”—a move that has caused outrage among freedom and women’s rights groups in Cambodia. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Chamroeun Dateline: England Vantha, chief of the disciplinary council, said A man dressed in a gorilla suit managed to finish Kwan had been punished because she failed to crawling the London Marathon after six and a respect a written promise she made with the half days, reports BBC. Tom Harrison, who bills ministry last May not to dress in a sexy way. himself as “Mr. Gorilla,” took nearly a week to complete the 26.2 mile route on his hands and knees. Harrison, who works as a Met police Dateline: New Jersey officer, spent between 10 and 12 hours per day Police in Pequannock Township say they have crawling across London. Harrison told the busted the bandit who spent months stealing Associated Press crawling the marathon gorilla- plants and other items from graves at a local style was harder than he expected. “It’s shoulders, cemetery—and it turned out to be a flower shop hamstrings, glutes, quads, from the constant owner. Capt. Christopher DePuyt said in a news crouching,” he said. “We’re not really designed to release that cameras were installed at the First do that.” Harrison’s goal was to raise money for Reformed Church Cemetery in Pompton Plains the Gorilla Organization, a charity that protects on April 21. Police replaced two of the plants endangered gorillas in Africa. So far Harrison’s that were stolen from in front of a mausoleum. marathon crawl raised more than 50,000 pounds Two days later the replacements went missing as ($64,700) for the charity organization. well. The video cameras caught a woman in a silver mini van taking the plants. Riverdale officers recognized her as former police dispatcher Dateline: Australia and current flower shop owner Lynda Wingate. A horse race in Australia took a bizarre turn The 59-year-old owner of Lyncrafts & Floral when a wild kangaroo hopped onto the track and Designs was arrested on a charge of theft of briefly took the lead position. Video from the moveable property and released pending an final race of the day at a track in Cessnock, New appearance in municipal court. Wingate told South Wales was posted May 1 on Twitter by Sky police she was simply cleaning up old flowers Racing Australia. The short video shows the from graves of people she knew, but Capt. DePuyt kangaroo hopping along the inside rail after said that is not the case. a wandering onto the course. After leading the pack, the kangaroo spots a break in the line of Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird news horses and bounds off the track. According to to [email protected]. Sydney’s Daily Telegraph, the marsupial’s exit left a

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[6] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 NEWS | INTERVIEW Archuleta Articulates Vision Public health, public service and businesses that give back

BY AUGUST MARCH to run successfully—twice—for These were oftentimes folks who Bernalillo County Commission. I would [consequently] go down a was able to put together $100 road of drugs and alcohol. Often, lbuquerque mayoral candidate Deanna million in reserves [for Bernalillo they were trying to suppress Archuleta has spent the better part of a A County] before I left the trauma, and given a different successful career embracing the role of commission. That was really dynamic, wouldn’t make such public servant. Archuleta’s most successful wonderful because those funds choices. Being able to get mental initiatives speaks to her civic engagement and allowed the county to survive over health treatment, that is powerful sense of belonging to the citizenry at large— these last years of recession. As I and useful … If you can make not to the political culture where she cut her sure that folks get treatment, and left, I left to go to work for the teeth and does most of her laudable work. use treatment as an alternative to Obama administration. And I got Beginning at the hyper-local level as the incarceration, we will do better that position primarily because ... I president of her neighborhood association and by our community. was a local, elected woman. I had continuing through her work as an appointed But it’s not just the treatment, also been the regional director of official in the Obama administration, this I want to make that clear. It’s the Wilderness Society. candidate has worked on projects whose really a continuum. Detox is not So, I had an environmental diversity ultimately speak to municipal enough. We’ve seen that … we background as well as a local elected improvement. With initiatives like the need to get a handle on the background. First, I was asked to be development of the Metropolitan Assessment addiction issue. Albuquerque is on the Obama transition team, and Treatment Services Center and county ranked number four for crime, which is a highly coveted position, budget-benefiting legislation already under according to FBI statistics. But as you can imagine. You sort of get her belt, it seems only natural that mayor it’s property crime, and that ties air-dropped into an agency for eight would be next on the accomplished former right back into the addiction weeks to figure out what’s going to federal official’s list. issue. A highly significant happen in the first 100 days. After Archuleta met with Weekly Alibi last week number of those criminals are that, I was asked to stay. I had no to discuss her bid for mayor. During the trying to get their next fix … If plan of staying ... there’s only so conversation, it became clear that her we can’t get those people the many times you can tell the White objectives—matched with a genuine concern treatment they need, not just House “no.” The breadth of my for constituents and a general disdain of treatment but job production experience at [the Department of political priorities in favor of progressive, too—because if you can’t feed the] Interior was quite large. public-benefiting policies—drives her quest to your kids, the feeling of guilt Anyway, I’ve been home for be our city’s next leader. While her broad, no- starts to eat people away—then about five years, and I found myself the addiction [and crime] issues nonsense approach to governance may come COURTESY KIM JEW PHOTOGRAPHY getting really frustrated with the Deanna Archuleta as a shock to some in the world of politics, her slide in there again. choices that were happening at the views provide a fresh perspective, a balancing program: providing long-term housing … city level … I’ll tell you, I was lucky enough How is it possible to provide living- force as it were, amidst a contest filled with Different individuals need different amounts to be born into a family of activists. My wage jobs and make sure that candidates whose views are startlingly similar of time to successfully get a handle on their grandfather always had a saying, “If you don’t candidates for those jobs are across the political spectrum. addiction … I’m very proud that we were able like how something’s running, then it’s your functional? In particular, Archuleta’s view on crime— to create that program. job to get in there and change it.” There are programs … that teach job trades— she’s a trained sociologist, by the way—may that start with soft skills, actually teaching That [the success of MATS] seems to give citizens a new perspective on the It sounds like you’ve had a wealth of folks “you have to be at work from 8-5”—that problem’s roots and its probable solutions. be a key component of your platform teach interview skills, money management positive experience at the federal and speaks to your belief that there As with other interviews in this series, the skills. We need to make sure such programs level as a policy maker and are underlying reasons why we’ve whole interview is available on video, online. administrator. What sort of success are part of that continuum of care [I propose]. developed a problem with crime, Part of that is getting jobs, creating jobs. Local What follows comprises the beginning of our have you had at the local level? especially property crime, in the city hour-long conversation with Deanna The oversight of water [resources] and businesses are the anchor in New Mexico, are of Albuquerque. Those reasons have the anchor in this country. That said, local Archuleta, a discussion that twisted and development was critical to the work that I to do with cultural problems, you’ve small businesses have had a challenging time turned quickly, covering a plethora of issues did. In addition to that [federal experience], as said. Could you talk a little bit about a commissioner, I created MATS, the getting through zoning and planning at the and ideas. It’s all available at alibi.com. that, please? city level … We need to streamline that Metropolitan Assessment and Treatment For me and for the way I see this as a Center, here in Albuquerque, which we [process]. We need to look critically through Weekly Alibi: Why are you running for sociologist—I’m not an attorney, that[science] created as an alternative to incarceration. We [bureaucratic processes]. If they are not useful mayor? has really been my background. That’s really made sure all the steps were in place, that anymore, we need to let them go. We need to Deanna Archuleta: I love this city, and I love useful for stepping back and looking at the there was a continuum of care. Folks would make sure that all the policies in place are still this community. It’s my community, and I love world through a different lens. When the come in, going through detox. There was useful for us, as a community. The other piece living here. county first took over the jail, we’d encounter medical management of that detox process. of that is we often look for that distant hero to I’ll tell you a little bit about my individuals who had this amazing intellect, come and save us, oftentimes they say that They would then go into Turquoise Lodge, but it was misdirected because of lack of background: You know I’m a mom, I raised my where I worked carefully with about a business. I’m not against that, by any two kids here—I have two adult sons. With opportunity throughout their lives. Maybe means … but business needs to give back to Congresswoman Michelle Lujan Grisham, they had a difficult childhood, there were my husband, we have the joy of having two when she was [N.M. State] secretary of health the community, that should be the purpose of parenting issues, there were a number of IRBs and other tax incentives [designed to additional sons. I was PTA president, I was a to move that facility inside the same location. things that never lined up well for these folks. neighborhood association president. I went on We then had a third step, a third tier of the bring big business to Burque]. a

MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] NEWS CITY BY JOSHUA LEE WANT TO LEARN TO N.M. Had the Lowest Graduation Rate CODE? in 2015 !"#$%"&'&(')'& According to “Building a Grad Nation,” a new report released by Civic Enterprises and the *&'+,-$.,&*&/'0"/1$-#" Everyone Graduates Center at the Johns Hopkins University, New Mexico has the lowest high school ,")"0$2"-&.+&(3/4& graduation rate in the nation. The study, which used data from 2015, found that only 69 percent 56&7""8/9 of the state’s high school students graduate, despite the national graduation rate being at an all-time high of 83.2 percent. Part of the problem, the report claims, is the lack of support systems for MAY low-income students. The study points out that other states with both higher and lower percentages of low-income students performed higher, meaning a high poverty rate doesn’t inevitably lead to a low performance. Albuquerque APPLY BY MAY 12. Public Schools’ graduation rate was 62 percent, JAVA + ANDROID one of the lowest in the report’s list of the 100 largest school districts. No other state’s + SALESFORCE BOOTCAMP 19 graduation rate was below 70 percent in 2015. STARTS JUNE 12

STARTING SALARIES Democratic Nominees For Governor COLOSSAL $45K-$55K Preparing For Race MAY 19 & 20 APPLY NOW& Pedal with a pal to a cycle $8 General / $6 stop for the chance to receive This week, Jeff Apodaca, a former media executive (Students with i.d.s) ,""2,.)"(')':#$%& for CBS and Univision, announced his candidacy a behind the scenes tour at for the Democratic nomination for New Mexico the ABQ BioPark Aquarium governor, joining US Rep. Michelle Lujan Grisham, for up to four people! who announced her candidacy last December. Apodaca, the son of former New Mexico Gov. Jerry Apodaca, a Democrat who served from 1975- 505-224-4717 1979, says he wants to focus on the state’s low poverty rate and expand on school programs. Rep. Grisham reported in April that she had raised over $892,000 in cash donations supporting her campaign. She blamed the state’s leadership for Mayor Richard J. Berry the low employment rate and poorly performing public schools. There have been no official declarations of candidacy from any GOP members so far. Incumbent Republican Governor Susana Martinez will not be eligible to run for re-election because her term limit has reached its end. The Cycle stops are located conveniently state gubernatorial elections will happen Nov. 6, across the city. Grab co ee, fruit, a 2018. t-shirt and other fun gear. PNM Lowers Proposed Rate Increase Public Service Co. of New Mexico filed a case in December with state regulators requesting an Rain or Shine! annual increase in overall rates of $99.2 million. In that proposal, residential and small-business consumers would have suffered higher percentage hikes than large industrial consumers incrementally over two years. Nearly half the increase was planned to go toward costs 6:30am - 8:30am associated with a settlement with the Environmental Protection Agency and several other parties. Under the terms of the proposed rate settlement agreement, the average rate increase for PNM customers over the next two years would have been 14.3 percent. Last week, PNM announced it had reached a new agreement that would decrease that number to 9 percent—or $62.3 million. Residential customers will pay 3.9 percent more on their total bill in 2018, and an additional 3.4 percent in 2019 if the Public Regulation Commission approves the new For a complete list of agreement. Of the parties participating in the case, PNM and eight others have signed the settlement, cycle stop locations visit: including the attorney general, PRC utility staff BikeToWorkABQ.com and four environmental and consumer advocacy groups. a [8] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN! BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO But then I think of my life, and I can’t just sit here in Mexico and be in his shadow. I do not want to be the woman of ear Mexican: I’m an American woman the household while my man is out having who has been living in Mexico for over D a marvelous professional career. I have to a year and a half. I found an excellent think about my career as well, but I also do job teaching English at a university and, as want a family and the support and warmth luck or karma would have it, I met an that he provides for me. amazing Mexican man who treats me with How do I do this? How do I have a respect and kindness and a support I have career and the man I love at the same time? never known from anyone. He How do I ask someone to is a doctor here at the sacrifice so much for me? university. We are the same Should I ask someone to age and though he is a sacrifice so much for me? chemist, and I have spent —Sad in Satélite the last decade of my life trying to be an artist, we Dear Gabacha: There’s get along sweetly and I ambition, and then do love him a lot. I there’s selfishness, and should mention we also you, ingrata, are the live together and in definition of the latter. You general, it runs smoothly. already have a job and a Things are good. But man, yet you want to upgrade there is still that, I don’t the former while forcing your know, American ambition, that querido to become a peon in el Norte, voice in my head that says to me constantly just because you don’t want to be “the that you have to keep going, keep woman of the household”? Isn’t that the achieving, you aren’t making enough, doing position you currently hold in Mexico, a enough, being enough. So here’s my position you yourself said is wonderful? And situation: I want my boyfriend to come you realize you’d be in a subservient position with me, should I be accepted into the up here anyways, since the only income the doctoral programs I’m applying for in the two of you would make during your college United States. But he has such a good years is whatever he could cobble together thing going for him here in Mexico. He’s a while your apapachada ass buries the two of professor in a university, he is making you in student debt? Just leave him: You research and publishing. I feel like a jerk deserve him less than Donald Trump asking him to leave. I fear if he leaves deserves a Mazapan de la Rosa. a Mexico, he would come to the USA and have to work some menial job at a Ask the Mexican at restaurant when he is a scientist. He was [email protected]. Be his fan on also born and raised in Mexico, and aside Facebook. Follow him on Twitter from study in Spain, he hasn’t really @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram experienced a separation from his culture, @gustavo_arellano! his food, home.

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THURSDAY MAY 11 FRIDAY MAY 12 LAWYER UP I HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH, I HAVEN’T SEEN ENOUGH RECIPE FOR PEOPLE SOUP Law-La-Palooza sounds like a fun, outdoor music festival One way or another—even through suspiciously derivative means if necessary—there will be a next Take Truth or Consequences’ hot springs flowing at with a lawyer twist, right? Well, not exactly. All across the generation of rocanrol. At the forefront of presenting such sprawling, futuristic leaps into the majestic 3.5 cubic feet per second—heated to around 100 nation and right here in Albuquerque you can meet with musical maw that is America, Albuquerque’s Launchpad remains the place to go to see the up-and- degrees Fahrenheit; throw in 38 trace elements; lawyers for free consultations about all kinds of matters, coming and the soon-to-be-huge. Such may be the case when the rocket ship-themed venue hosts add a keynote lecture on treating inflammation; stir from divorce to tax disputes, immigration to power of three bands that could very well symbolize the genre’s heroic march forward in the face of in some live music, art shows and alternative health attorney. There will be bilingual attorneys at this event, so no substantial competition for the great and gathered forces of hip-hop, Americana and EDM. On Friday, workshops; add people of all ages, at no charge; te preocupes. The pro bono event is on Thursday, May 11, May 12, Pennsylvania’s own Balance and Composure will be performing a show in support of their let simmer between Friday and Sunday, May 12-14, from 3-6pm at the Cesar Chavez Community Center. Leave new recording, Light We Made. They’ll be supported by From Indian Lakes, the project of Californian in beautiful T or C, making sure to stir often. Never your flower crowns at home, but bring all important paperwork. Joey Vannucchi. Also on the bill is Queen of Jeans, a gritty pop outfit from Philly. For only $15, local ask yourselves who would want to make people CESAR CHAVEZ COMMUNITY CENTER 7505 KATHRYN SE, 3 TO 6PM 13+ listeners are invited to witness the direction rock might take as we all head toward el porvenir. soup. (It’s aliens, probably!) HEALING WATERS PLAZA alibi.com/v/4w0v. (Taylor Grabowsky) a LAUNCHPAD 618 CENTRAL SW, 8PM alibi.com/v/4vqq. (August March) a 300 DANIELS, alibi.com/v/4v7l. (Joshua Lee) a

SATURDAY MAY 13 SUNDAY MAY 14

STRONG AS A MOTHER F!@#$% You know Mother’s Day is this weekend, right? Uh huh. I bet you do. Just so you know, you don’t need a reservation to celebrate at the Botanical Garden’s Mother’s Day Delicacies tea time in the High Desert Rose Garden. This Sunday, May 14, from 10am to 2pm, take your strong-ass mama bear to enjoy an assortment of teas, seasonal fruits, cheese, antipasto, assorted meats, pickles, olives and champagne. Tickets to the park are $4 for kids, $6 for seniors and $13 for adults, and tickets to join the garden party are $20 (which also covers CHRIS HARRIS the first cocktail). ABQ BIOPARK BOTANIC GARDEN 2601 CENTRAL NW, 10AM TO 2PM alibi.com/v/4vnv. (Megan Reneau) a DANCE THE DAY AWAY Local music—and the pervasive community of creatives that form the sub-culture’s center—is so important in WEDNESDAY MAY 17 defining our civic heritage that even local government types are keen on recognizing and affirming the power of homegrown sounds. That attitude will be in full effect on Saturday, May 13, when the City of Albuquerque presents a Local Band Showcase at Civic Plaza from noon to 5pm. This event—which also features local food trucks and brewers—aims to celebrate our burg’s bright and brilliant musicos with a day dedicated to new and HOP ON THE MUSIC nascent bands. They’ll be two stages filled to the brim with heady sounds. Featured performers include The Curious Few, The Tularosa Basin Musicians Union, Cynical Bird, Mountainhead, and Michael Moxey and the Easy TRAIN Sinners, among many other notable and totally listenable ensembles and individuals. Check it out, pick a new I say “I got a pocket full of sunshine.” You favorite and even bang your head, if so inclined. It’s free, and it will be fun, after all. CIVIC PLAZA 1 CIVIC PLAZA, NOON say “I got a love and I know that it’s all TO 5PM alibi.com/v/4vhj. (August March) a mine.” I say “Now that she’s back in the atmosphere.” You say “With drops of Jupiter in her hair.” That’s right folks: Train, O.A.R. and Natasha Bedingfield are coming to TAKING BACK SATURDAY Burque. On Wednesday, May 17, at 7pm they will grace the Sandia Casino If you love twinkly guitar jams and screaming infidelities Amphitheater with their musical presence. this so-called “sadderday” Mezcal Tequileria has just the For only $45-$170 per ticket, you can thing to indulge your springtime sadness: Emo Night. Yes. relive the glory of hits like “Meet Virginia,” From 9pm on DJs Gonzo Supreme and Takah are going to “Unwritten,” “Love and Memories,” “Marry play everything from Cap’n Jazz to Bright Eyes to Saves the Me” and more. And if you’re reeeeeeally Day. Swoop your bangs and put $5 in the pocket of your lucky and the stars align, you may even skinny jeans if you plan on showing up after 10:30pm, get to hear the fantastically bizarre “I before then it’s totally free. And take note, while you may Wanna Have Your Babies. SANDIA RESORT & have listened to this music when you were 13, this event is CASINO 30 RAINBOW NE, 7 TO 9PM alibi.com/v/4vhs. 21+. MEZCAL TEQUILERIA 622 CENTRAL SW, 9PM alibi.com/v/4wtd. (Renée Chavez) a (Maggie Grimason) a PHOTO BY EVA RINALDI

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HEALING WATERS PLAZA, Truth or Consequences Hot Springs COMMUNITY Festival. 300 Daniels. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. See Event Horizon. CALENDAR SUNDAY MAY 14 THURSDAY MAY 11 PRESERVATION STATION Mother’s Day Home Tour. Tour historic homes in the Huning Highlands historic district. 601 Coal SE. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER, Expo NM $12-$15. 11am-3pm. ALL-AGES! 573-5544. alibi.com/v/4wdy. Town Hall: State of Black New Mexicans. Governor Martinez and the New Mexico Office of African American Affairs release historic KIDS data to give a greater advocacy voice to the local black population. EXPLORA! Celebrate Mother’s Day. Families enjoy an educational 310 San Pedro NE. 5-8pm. 222-0778. alibi.com/v/4v02. exploration as well as a special gift for every mother. 1701 Mountain NW. CESAR CHAVEZ COMMUNITY CENTER Albuquerque Law-La- $4-$8. Noon-6pm. ALL-AGES! 224-8341. alibi.com/v/4wpv. Palooza. Attorneys provide brief legal consultations to the LEARN general public. 7505 Kathryn SE. 3-6pm. 814-5033. ALBUQUERQUE OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Mother’s Day alibi.com/v/4w0v. See Event Horizon. Seed Planting and Permaculture Workshop. Michael Reed of La KIDS Orilla Farm teaches basic permaculture concepts. 6500 Coors NW. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Hora de Cuentos: 10am-noon. 897-8831. alibi.com/v/4woz. Bilingual Preschool Storytime. Bilingual storytelling for SPORTS/OUTDOOR preschoolers. Parents or caregivers must remain with their child. RIO GRANDE NATURE CENTER Herbfest 2017. 2901 Candelaria NW. 1701 Fourth Street SW. 10-11am. ALL-AGES! 246-2261. $3 per vehicle. 8:30am-4pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/13 listing. alibi.com/v/4wp7. WELLNESS/FITNESS WELLNESS/FITNESS ALBUQUERQUE KARMA THEGSUM CHOLING Teaching on ALBUQUERQUE ZEN CENTER Zen Talk. Discuss the Ceasing of Buddhist Meditation Practices. 139 La Plata. Donations encour- Notions texts from the Dunhuang Caves. 2300 Garfield SE. aged. 10am-noon, 2-4pm. 13+. See 5/12 listing. 5:30-7pm. ALL-AGES! 268-4877. alibi.com/v/4wgi. ALBUQUERQUE OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Yoga with a View. A guided yoga class in a unique setting overlooking 18 acres of FRIDAY MAY 12 agricultural fields. All abilities and levels welcome. 6500 Coors NW. WELLNESS/FITNESS $5-$15. 9am. 897-8831. alibi.com/v/4vsb. ALBUQUERQUE KARMA THEGSUM CHOLING Teaching on ECKANKAR CENTER Teachings of the Light and Sound. Learn Buddhist Meditation Practices. Venerable Tibetan Lama Dudjom about the teachings of the Light and Sound of God through group Dorjee teaches beginning and advanced practices of meditation, discussion, HU chanting and music. All faiths and beliefs welcome. from the Buddhist perspective. 139 La Plata. Donations encour- 2501 San Pedro NE. 10:30-11:30am. ALL-AGES! 265-7388. aged. 7-8:30pm. 13+. 343-0692. alibi.com/v/4woi. alibi.com/v/4mh7. GREEN JEANS FARMERY Medical Cannabis Monthly Meeting. HEALING WATERS PLAZA, Truth or Consequences Hot Springs Sandia Botanicals discuss the evolution and benefits of standards Festival. 300 Daniels. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. See Event for the cannabis industry. 3600 Cutler NE. 6-7:30pm. ALL-AGES! Horizon. alibi.com/v/4wim. HEALING WATERS PLAZA, Truth or Consequences Hot Springs MONDAY MAY 15 Festival. Celebrate healthy lifestyles, alternative medicine and sustainable living. 300 Daniels. ALL-AGES! alibi.com/v/4v7l. KIDS See Event Horizon. MAIN LIBRARY Creative Movement Workshop. Develop early literacy skills in young children with music, dancing, singing, stories and exploration of simple musical concepts. SATURDAY MAY 13 501 Copper NW. 10:30-11:30am. 768-5141. alibi.com/v/4u88. HYDER PARK Yoga For A Girl. Yoga sessions for kids and adults, food trucks, vendors, giveaways and more. Proceeds go towards TUESDAY MAY 16 Casa Aliento, an organization that helps fight human trafficking in N.M. 700 Richmond SE. $10-$30. 7am-1pm. ALL-AGES! KIDS 227-3824. alibi.com/v/4whx. LOS GRIEGOS LIBRARY Cheese, Peas and Chocolate Pudding. Storyteller Dianne Rossbach presents the charming children’s MAIN LIBRARY Friends for the Public Library Book Sale . A wide story and other cheerfully delicious stories. 1000 Griegos NW. selection of books for sale to benefit the public library. 501 Copper NW. 11am-noon. ALL-AGES! 761-4020. alibi.com/v/4u8b. $2. 10am-4pm. ALL-AGES! 768-5167. alibi.com/v/3z64. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER San Ysidro’s Feast Day WELLNESS/FITNESS Celebration. Celebrate with local farmers and enjoy activities, NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Cuban Salsa Casino food, artists and much more. 1701 Fourth Street SW. 10-2pm. del Rueda Dance Classes. Beginning and intermediate dancers ALL-AGES! 246-2261. alibi.com/v/4wp4. learn footwork, partner skills and choreography. No experience necessary. 1701 Fourth Street SW. $5–$10. 6-8pm. 13+. NATIONAL MUSEUM OF NUCLEAR SCIENCE AND HISTORY 246-2261. alibi.com/v/4wp8. Asian Pacific Islander American Heritage Day. Celebrate cultural traditions, ancestry, native languages and unique experiences represented among ethnic groups from Asia and the Pacific. WEDNESDAY MAY 17 601 Eubank SE. $7-$10. 10am-3pm. ALL-AGES! 245-2137. KIDS alibi.com/v/4woj. NORTH VALLEY PUBLIC LIBRARY Cheese, Peas and Chocolate KIDS Pudding. 7704 Second Street NW. 11am-noon. See 5/16 LOS ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Family Art GRIEGOS LIBRARY listing. Workshop. Create art with your family. 2000 Mountain NW. $1-$4. LEARN 1-2:30pm. ALL-AGES! 243-7255. alibi.com/v/4tdp. ACTION COACH ALBUQUERQUE Business Re-Education RED ROCK ROSE Mother’s Day Gift Party. Choose a craft to make Workshop. Learn about how to better manage business finances, and enjoy refreshments in the garden under umbrellas. key performance indicators, planning and forecasting. 7209 Fourth Street NW. $5-$10. 11am-3pm. ALL-AGES! 4801 Lang NE. 8:30-10am. 933-6003. alibi.com/v/4wej. 899-8981. alibi.com/v/4weu. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE SPORTS/OUTDOOR Walking in Beauty in an Ever-Changing Path. Native American RIO GRANDE NATURE CENTER Herbfest 2017. Buy herbs, wild- and engineer at Sandia National Laboratories, Sandra Begay, flowers, native plants and arts and crafts while enjoying nature discusses climate change from her unique perspective. and music. 2901 Candelaria NW. $3 per vehicle. 8:30am-4pm. 1801 Mountain NW. $4-$7. 6:30-8pm. ALL-AGES! 841-2840. ALL-AGES! 343-1373. alibi.com/v/4sxa. alibi.com/v/4wqo. WELLNESS/FITNESS WELLNESS/FITNESS ALBUQUERQUE KARMA THEGSUM CHOLING Teaching on ECKANKAR CENTER Explore Your Inner Worlds. Learn about spir- Buddhist Meditation Practices. 139 La Plata. Donations encour- itual experiences, dreams, past life recall and soul travel. 2501 San aged. 10am-noon. 13+. See 5/12 listing. Pedro NE. Noon-2pm. ALL-AGES! 265-7388. alibi.com/v/4u0i. CONSERVATORY OF FLAMENCO ARTS Adult Flamenco Intro HILAND DANCE STUDIO Salsa On Two Footwork. Introduction Classes. 1620 Central SE. 6-7pm. See 5/11 listing. to a variety of footwork techniques while learning to improve your sense of rhythm and timing. 130 Jackson NE. $12. 7:30-8:30pm. 13+. 268-1558. alibi.com/v/4rik. Compiled by Megan Reneau and Taylor Grabowsky. Submit your events at alibi.com/events. MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [11]

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[12] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 ARTS | CULTURE SHOCK BOOK REVIEW BY MAGGIE GRIMASON Mysteries of Identity All Roads Lead to Florida Sarah Gerard’s dark evocations of the sunshine state Super sleuthin’ with the DIY PI Jessamyn Lovell Florida box turtles and Florida raves, subdivision sprawl and seacoast gulls spread like the longview of a Golf Coast horizon across the 300 pages of Sarah Gerard’s book of essays, Sunshine State, an ode to the many faces of her home state. This is Gerard’s sophomore effort (excluding some chapbooks), and in it, she continues to utilize what was a trademark in her debut novel, Binary Star; that is, the dizzying toggle between internal landscapes and external forces; the shift between the poetic and the starkly unsentimental. In Sunshine State, that lack of sentimentality doesn’t mean the essays are without

COURTESY OF CENTRAL FEATURES CONTEMPORARY ART CONTEMPORARY FEATURES CENTRAL OF COURTESY power, it is instead, a testament to her diligence as a "Surveillance (Mirror)" from Dear Erin Hart, ZAC BEHER Mystery print from Lovell's Patreon journalist. Equal parts memoir and earnest reporting, these essays are smart without sacrificing any soul. BY MAGGIE GRIMASON license as a private investigator. But more than Yet, it’s not purely a public service that In precise, often to-the-point language, Gerard that, she enjoyed the work. “I think what I Lovell is providing (though she does track tackles a multitude of subjects with the same authorial zeal. In “Going Diamond” she examines a love about this work is what I love about down missing cats, locate lost packages, find pyramid scheme that her parents bought into when hen she strolls into the coffee shop, teaching and what I love about parenting and estranged family members and espy identity she was a child, deftly weaving memory with Jessamyn Lovell looks unassuming what I love about being in personal thieves). There’s something curative research to evoke a vapid kind of “success tourism.” W The company was Amway, co-founded by Rich enough. She bumps into a friend, then relationships,” Lovell explained. “Which is I happening here, too. “It’s the most interactive DeVos (the current Secretary of Education’s father- cozies up to the bar to order a tea latte. Little love the puzzle. … To not get caught, to and deep therapy I’ve ever done,” Lovell in-law), and as such, it makes for a timely essay that do most of us in the cafe know, in the last few exercise my persona-building skills, to get described of her work. “I think there’s a place tears down the prevailing myths that equate months, Lovell has actually gone out of her away with things. I like the idea that I know for that in this and in all of the artwork that I poverty to personal failure—a perfect melding of way to look a bit more innocuous—she’s taken the personal and political. things that someone else maybe doesn’t.” As do, really. I started my art practice out of a Gerard also turns inward, and this is perhaps the pink streak out of her brown hair, she’s such, Lovell intends to obtain her private need to figure out my personal situation.” where her writing has the most impact while losing dressed plainer. That’s because sometimes, her investigator certification by the end of the Lovell regards much of her work as none of its far-reaching implications. In “Records,” work means that she has to make moves she chronicles her teenage years going to hardcore year, in conjunction with the opening of an inquiries into identity. More specifically, “the shows and using a lot of drugs. In her undercover. Lovell, in fact, is a private exhibition at Central Features Contemporary idea of questioning identity and the fluidity of remembrances of friendship, romances and parties, investigator. Art (514 Central SW) that translates the identities,” as she put it. Private investigation she is very vulnerable, yet there is, again, some Lovell has been a photographer since her experience of investigating other people’s cases provides a jumping off point to delve into social commentary here. Gerard’s teenage youth; that practice eventually led her to two boyfriend, Jarod, “smokes weed as a way of keeping into an experience for attendees. those sometimes murky waters, whether it time,” whereas for Gerard, who is of a higher socio- projects, which in turn, led to her current Experience is at the core of what Lovell is comes in the shape of tracking down a petty economic strata, this is a phase. Jarod never work as an artist-turned-PI. The first was No attempting to create through her upcoming criminal or an extrinsic family member, or escapes it. She has the means and the support to Trespassing, wherein she tracked down her escape that environment, while she watches those exhibition. “Art is, yes, a commodity, but it’s even testing one’s own identity as a PI. she leaves behind become consumed by it. estranged father and observed him from afar, also a lived experience for the artist and the Though she herself has been forced to pause A standout comes in the titular essay, “Sunshine attempting to answer the deeply personal viewer and for all the people involved in the and question the nature of what she is doing. State.” In it, she describes, “I thought I’d write an question of whether she wanted to reconnect art market,” she elucidated. Translating the When she was following and photographing essay about birds. In a lightly magical way, I’d begun with him despite a very fraught history. to notice them all around me.” She finds a fledgling experience of private investigation—which her father for No Trespassing, she admitted pigeon on a Brooklyn sidewalk and takes it to Lovell’s second investigative project was Dear involves all the romanticized elements we that she had “to decide early on if this was safety. Her interest deepens. “I felt I was on the trail Erin Hart,—the genesis of which came when think of, like stakeouts and running from going to be about my dad or if it was going to of something ancient,” she writes. And that leads she was hanging No Trespassing at a gallery in pursuants, and scaling walls, but all the not-so- be an art piece.” At that point a friend of hers her to the Suncoast Seabird Sanctuary, a Florida San Francisco and her wallet came up missing. nonprofit that has been plagued by rumors of glamorous things, too—into tangible objects told her straight on: “I feel like if it is going to scandal, theft and all manner of malignancy dragged More than a year later, she received a call or performance for the exhibition has provided be an art piece, then it is OK, but if it’s not an on by the lunacy of founder Ralph Heath. Again, the informing her that a woman named Erin a challenge for Lovell, though she has art piece, then I feel like something is wrong.” focus shifts back and forth between thoroughly Colleen Hart had assumed her identity and researched and reported journalism and the wealth elements of the show planned out already in “I took that and ran with it,” Lovell laughed. of personal insight after months spent at the racked up thousands of dollars in charges at her mind. She added, “I think the best way for Lovell has many identities, clearly— sanctuary as a volunteer. It makes for a fascinating hotels, rental car companies and $500 at people to understand and experience the work teacher, mother, partner, artist, PI. “Even in read that evokes both personal landscapes and the Whole Foods (admittedly, that last one isn’t is not through [online] posts or even through casual conversation,” she remarked, “when external geography in language that is doled out that hard to do). She spent months sorting out skillfully; Gerard knows when to hold back and the show, I daresay. The best way would be to people ask me what I do, I’m not sure what I when it will be most biting to inject the scene with the situation and prying her identity back from hire me and experience it.” And you can put should tell them.” And in her most recent poetry. Erin Hart; that was her logical response. Her Lovell on your case, and potentially have your work, she is devoting her photographic eye Gerard grew up in Clearwater, on the Florida creative response involved hiring private Cape outside of Tampa. Now living in New York, she mystery illumined on the walls of Central and hard-earned sleuthing skills to elucidating is able to apply some hard-won perspective to the investigators to track Hart down and then trail Features, by visiting those identities for others, while social, economic, political and personal terrain of her her, documenting her life, and she hoped, centralfeatures.com/jessamyn-lovell to apply. simultaneously challenging what art looks like home state, though the subjects bear weight for us elucidating some details of Hart’s identity, that “I put this in the category of conceptual art. and how it works in a world that tends to all. Sunshine State, a book of memoir and reportage was now so wrapped up in her own. braided together, punctuated by the shock of The more people that can understand the commodify it as a thing. “When the art really sudden storms and summer heat, has the power to By the close of Dear Erin Hart, Lovell had value of a conceptual art piece, I’m all for starts to happen for me is when I meet people unmoor. Gerard will steadily sweep the reader out racked up 2,800 hours of investigative work, a that.” who are open and willing to collaborate,” she to sea with her through passages that, in waves, large fraction of the 6,000 needed to earn a pull us into a world that exists far from us, yes, but said. And that next collaborator-turned- here, too. a subject-turned-client might just be you. a MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [13] Calendar | arts & lit

THE SOURCE Breath: Four Art Experiences In and Out of Doors ARTS & LIT Opening Reception. Artist, poet and photographer Julie Suzanne Brokken shows four life-affirming installations inspired by witnessing her mother’s luminous spirit pass with her last exhale. CALENDAR Runs through 5/30. 1111 Carlisle SE. 6:30-8:30pm. ALL-AGES! 604-7850. alibi.com/v/4wpu. THURSDAY MAY 11 STUDIO J CONTEMPORARY In Abstractia Opening Reception. Group show featuring recent works from local artists. Runs through WORDS 6/3. 6601 Fourth Street NW. 6-8pm. ALL-AGES! (310) 666-1944. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE The Great Spring: Writing, Zen, and This alibi.com/v/4wog. Zigzag Life. Natalie Goldberg reads from her newest collection of essays about finding her place in the world. 5850 Eubank NE. STAGE 6:30-7:50pm. ALL-AGES! 294-2026. alibi.com/v/4vnu. ADOBE THEATER The Mikado. 9813 Fourth Street NW. $19-$22. STAGE 7:30-10pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. THE LENSIC, Santa Fe Reduce Shakespeare Company In William DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play. A three-man comedy troupe 6921 Montgomery NE. $12-$15. 7:30pm. 13+. See 5/12 listing. takes long, serious subjects and reduces them to short, sharp VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER, Sandia Park Einstein, A comedies. 211 W San Francisco. $25. 7:30-9:30pm. (505) Stage Portrait 988-1234. alibi.com/v/4vsw. . 3-5:15pm. ALL-AGES! Also, 15 La Madera. $15-$20. 7:30-9:45pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. SONG & DANCE VORTEX THEATRE The Importance of Being Earnest. KIMO THEATRE Tarde de Oro. Enjoy New Mexican music and 2900 Carlisle NE. $18-$22. 7:30pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. dancing. 423 Central NW. 12:30pm. 768-3522. alibi.com/v/4suy. VSA NORTH 4TH ART CENTER Educating Rita. 4904 Fourth OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Gerald Clayton Trio. The trio Street NW. $18-$25. 7:30pm. 18+. See 5/12 listing. plays jazz music from their newest album, Tributary Tales. 210 Yale SE. $15-$20. 7:30-9:30pm. ALL-AGES! 268-0044. SONG & DANCE alibi.com/v/4ptk. CIVIC PLAZA Local Band Showcase 2017. Enjoy 20 live bands, activities for kids and treats from various food trucks. 1 Civic FILM Plaza. Noon-5pm. alibi.com/v/4vhj. See Event Horizon. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Pulling Strings. When a Mexican mariachi singer and single father applies for a visa HILAND THEATER Albuquerque Phillharmonic Orchestra. Includes for his daughter to travel to Arizona, his application is promptly works by Rimsky-Korsakov, Liszt, de Falla and Marquez denied by an uptight US embassy official looking forward to her 4800 Central SE. Donations encouraged. 6-7:30pm. ALL-AGES! forthcoming transfer to London. 1701 Fourth Street SW. 7pm. 433-7445. alibi.com/v/4t5c. 13+. 724-4771. alibi.com/v/4wp3. KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet’s 21st Annual Spring Concert. 4121 Cutler NE. $6-$10. 2-3:30pm, 7-8:30pm. FRIDAY MAY 12 ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. ART OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Armando Ortega and Wagogo. DOWNTOWN CONTEMPORARY GALLERY Gallery Nights. A pres- Ortega plays songs from his introspective, country years alongside entation of local art, music, film, fashion, comedy and community his band. 210 Yale SE. $15-$20. 7:30-9:30pm. ALL-AGES! organizations, curated by JP Eaglin. 105 Fourth Street SW. Donations 268-0044. alibi.com/v/4ptl. encouraged. 5-9pm. ALL-AGES! 363-3870. alibi.com/v/4re5. ST. MICHAEL AND ALL ANGELS EPISCOPAL CHURCH Crossing EXHIBIT/208 Zachariah Rieke, New Work Opening Reception. the Line: Sacred vs. Secular in the Middle Ages and Renaissance. Work that evokes abstract expressions, action painting, zen brush Featuring both vocal and instrumental music using period instru- work and the way nature decorates surfaces in the southwest with ments. 601 Montaño NW. $9-$16. 7:30pm. 13+. 277-8401. pigment, weather and gravity. Runs through 5/27. 208 Broadway SE. alibi.com/v/4wh3. 5-8pm. ALL-AGES! 450-6884. alibi.com/v/4whs. STAGE SUNDAY MAY 14 ADOBE THEATER The Mikado. In this famous light opera, the STAGE emperor of Japan’s son Nanki-Poo attempts to escape marrying ADOBE THEATER The Mikado. 9813 Fourth Street NW. $19-$22. an older woman. 9813 Fourth Street NW. $19-$22. 7:30-10pm. 2-5pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. ALL-AGES! 898-9222. alibi.com/v/4tk2. VORTEX THEATRE The Importance of Being Earnest. VORTEX THEATRE The Importance of Being Earnest. This classic 2900 Carlisle NE. $18-$22. 2pm. ALL-AGES! See 5/12 listing. This three-part series explores the pivotal recording journeys play by Oscar Wilde is a celebration of life, love, wit and the theatre itself. 2900 Carlisle NE. $18-$22. 7:30pm. ALL-AGES! VSA NORTH 4TH ART CENTER Educating Rita. 4904 Fourth 247-8600. alibi.com/v/4uow. Street NW. $18-$25. 7:30pm. 18+. See 5/12 listing. at the height of the Roaring Twenties, when music scouts VSA NORTH 4TH ART CENTER Educating Rita. Dramatist Willy SONG & DANCE Russell delightfully weaves together the lives Frank the tutor and ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Albuquerque Rita the hairdresser with great wit, humor and profound insight. Opera Guild Spotlight Series. Oliver Prezant talks about on music armed with cutting-edge recording technology captured 4904 Fourth Street NW. $18-$25. 7:30pm. 18+. 410-8524. technology from 600 A.D. to the present. 2000 Mountain NW. alibi.com/v/4tay. 1:30pm. ALL-AGES! 505 792.6869 ex 105. alibi.com/v/4w44. SONG & DANCE KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet’s 21st Annual Spring the breadth of American music and discovered the artists KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet’s 21st Annual Spring Concert. 4121 Cutler NE. $6-$10. 2-3:30pm. ALL-AGES! See Concert. Young dancers young and young-at-heart showcase 5/12 listing. their skills recieved through training and education programs at LAS PUERTAS Chatter Sunday. Performances of Antonin Dvorak’s that would shape our world. Narrated by Robert Redford— the center. 4121 Cutler NE. $6-$10. 7-8:30pm. ALL-AGES! Humoresque, Philip Glass’ Sonata for Violin and Piano and Ethel 227-8583. alibi.com/v/4ui0. Mary Smyth’s Concerto for Horn, Violin and Piano. 1512 First OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE The Jet Show. Hip-hop musi- Street NW. $1-$25. 10:30-11:30am. alibi.com/v/4vhr. featuring T Bone Burnett and Jack White. cian Jet performs live with Kid Official and MitchSimply. 210 Yale SE. $10. 7:30pm. 13+. 268-0044. alibi.com/v/4vxr. MONDAY MAY 15 See Show Up! SONG & DANCE BEGINS TUESDAY MAY 16 8PM CENTRAL & UNSER LIBRARY Epiphany 3. Bet Williams, John SATURDAY MAY 13 Hodian and their son Jack perform alt-rock, pop and blues. WORDS 8081 Central NW. 6-7pm. ALL-AGES! 768-4320. alibi.com/v/4u8a. JUAN TABO PUBLIC LIBRARY Backyard Birding Paradise. Kristen MAIN LIBRARY Epiphany 3. 501 Copper NW. Noon-1pm. Clark discusses her experience certifying two backyards as wildlife ALL-AGES! See CENTRAL & UNSER LIBRARY listing. KNME 5.1 habitats, the best practices for feeding birds and understanding the impact of the Dog Head fire on displaced birds. 3407 Juan Tabo NE. 1-2pm. ALL-AGES! 291-6260. alibi.com/v/4u7u. TUESDAY MAY 16 NewMexicoPBS.org ART SONG & DANCE METALLO GALLERY, Madrid In Microscale: Seventh Annual DRAFT STATION Songwriting 101. Bring poems, short stories Miniature Show Opening Reception. Fanciful paintings from and share work with others to help take your creativity to the Michael Copeland and the exuberant sculptures of Chris Turri as next level. 1720 Central SW. $10. 7-9pm. ALL-AGES! 270-2562. well as tiny works from local artists. Runs through 6/9. 2833 State alibi.com/v/4whz. Hwy 14. 4-8pm. ALL-AGES! 471-2457. alibi.com/v/4vos.

Compiled by Megan Reneau and Taylor Grabowsky. Submit your events at alibi.com/events. [14] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [15] Chowtown FOOD | RestauRant RevieW a rotating guide to restaurants we like ’ ’ suggest a restaurant or search for more at: When You re Here, You re Family w alibi.com/chowtown Next level bar food at Sister These listings have no connection with Alibi advertising Dinner and a Movie DOWNTOWN JC’S NEW YORK PIZZA DEPARTMENT 215 Central NW, suite B, 766-6973 • $$ [Pizza] Get your late-night pizza fix and a pint on Downtown’s favorite patio. It makes a perfect vantage point for people-watching on the weekends. The back room is stocked with vintage ’80s tabletop arcade games, several beers on tap, flat-screen TVs and a discreet outdoor patio. Just wander back through the parking lot to the north of the existing NYPD or spread out in the expanded front room. Chicken taco Ricotta pancakes ERIC WILLIAMS PHOTOGRAPHY SUSHI KING 118 Central SW, 842-5099 • $$ [Japanese, Sushi, Asian] Sushi King is a small, hip, BY TAYLOR GRABOWSKY nice alternative to ketchup. Also, buyer but casual spot located a few doors up from the Sister Bar beware, one order of these fries could easily Century 14 Downtown movie theater. They serve fresh feed at least two people. I passed my leftovers nigiri, sashimi and sushi rolls, plus an interesting ’m sure by now you’ve been to Sister. 407 Central NW around the office, having over-ordered and assortment of seafood salads and noodle dishes. Either for the amazing shows they book, (505)242-4900 underestimated the amount of food there was. They’ve also got excellent sake, so be sure to split a Ievents they hold or just to catch up with sisterthebar.com If it’s a Sunday at mid-morning, where are bottle with your sushi chef. old friends. Sister is a bar mostly known for Hours: Sun-Sat 11am-2am Vibe: A spacious place to chill out you? If you didn’t say at Sister eating brunch, their innovative drinks, but I’m not here to Alibi Recommends: Frito pie, brisket tacos, chicken then I feel bad for you. Don’t worry, I was once FAR NORTHEAST HEIGHTS talk about that. They also have a kitchen, tacos, ricotta pancakes, any and all cocktails like you, but now I know better. On a bright and it’s time their food gets recognized. and sunny spring Sunday, I met people for IL VICINO I first made my way to Sister on the brunch like an annoying millennial. Before 11225 Montgomery NE, 271-0882 • $$ holiest of weekdays, Taco Tuesday. Every [Pizza, Deli/Sandwiches, Brewery] Il Vicino’s thin- going inside, I noticed that most of the outdoor Tuesday, Sister serves up tacos and Tecate because I had work to do back at the office. crusted, gourmet-topped pizzas are perennial favorites tables and booths were full, everyone basking for two bucks each (tacos are regularly $3), The place was pretty empty, and I got my food among readers, but the house-brewed beers are in the New Mexico sunshine. Inside, the mood which is a deal everyone can appreciate. rather fast. This time I tried their frito pie equally popular. Order at the register and a server was upbeat, although not as full as outside. We brings the food to your table, making weekday lunches After work, a coworker and I made our way ($6), beet and goat cheese salad ($6) and, sat at the bar and looked over the brunch speedy. The open kitchen gives you something to stare to the longest bar in town to check out upon the recommendation of a coworker, the menu. I was surprised at the myriad of options: at while you wait. Stop in for a quick lunch or a late what tacos Sister had to offer. Chicken, truffle and Parmesan fries ($4). I was most afternoon microbrew at one of the patio tables. chicken and waffles ($8), ricotta pancakes carnitas, brisket, Asian pork, bean, excited about the frito pie, because unlike the ($7), brunch burger ($10), full Spanglish calabacitas and potato were our options. I classic Texas chili that normally comes with ($10), avocado toasts ($7), huevos rancheros I-25 CORRIDOR noticed that all the tacos were marked as this dish, Sister changed the game. Served in ($8), breakfast burrito ($7). gluten-free, and the last three on the list the same cardboard boat as the tacos, fritos After a tough decision I decided to go sweet NEXUS BREWERY were also vegan. These are not things I were piled high with beans and brisket, your with the ricotta pancakes. The pancakes come 4730 Pan American Fwy NE, Ste D, 242-4100 • have to worry about, but it’s nice that there choice of red or green chile, tomato, onion, $$ three in a stack and are gluten-free, and as a are a variety of options for people who do. I cheddar cheese and Mexican crema. The boat [Brewery, Bar and Grill/Pub, American, person that can have gluten, I did not notice, decided on one chicken and one carnitas felt like it weighed five pounds. It was Barbecue/Soul Food] This brewery has quite a nor miss it. They were fluffy, each one spread taco. They arrived in little cardboard boats delicious, filling, and there were too many following, both for the beer and as a “New Mexican with lemon curd; the whole stack was topped soul food” gastropub. The menu offers specialties like not long after we ordered. The two tacos fritos, like most frito pies. with Greek yogurt whipped cream. A side of New Orleans-style gumbo and the delicious marriage could not be more different. The chicken The beet and goat cheese salad is a salad strawberry coulis and blueberries of chicken and waffles. It’s just the place to take your taco was the spicier of the two, with red Dwight Schrute could get behind. A pretty corn-bread-and-Frito-pie-craving friends while still complemented the tangy, citrusy tower. It was chile braised chicken and topped with plain salad of leafy greens, candied pecans, getting your craft beer fix. like summer on a plate. milder green chile sauce. It had just the roasted beets, goat cheese and a simple Here’s what I also love about Sister: It’s a right kick and was full of flavor. The balsamic vinaigrette. The real star was the NOB HILL great place to chill out and talk. They have a chicken was extra juicy, so ask for a fork beets. Cut into sizable chunks, they were a friendly staff, interesting things posted all with this one. The carnitas taco used salsa little sweet and gave the salad that extra CRAZY FISH around to look at, arcade games and plenty of verde, which provided it with flavor, but crunch. The goat cheese mellowed out and 3015 Central NE, 232-3474 • $$ seating. Yeah they have good shows and cool was not spicy at all. Radish and onion meshed well with the strong beet flavor, and [Japanese, Sushi, Asian] The lunch menu at events, but it’s the everyday normal hours that provided the crunch, and the radish in the pecans were a nice added touch. contemporary Crazy Fish is accessible and affordably make Sister great. It’s the kind of bar that you priced with selections from a full sushi bar (other particular was a surprising and delicious Next up were truffle and Parmesan fries. don’t feel weird hanging out at on a Sunday options include calamari salad and a barbecued eel addition to the taco. But the best flavor Seasoned with black truffle sea salt, these were morning or a Monday during your lunch. It’s bowl). At dinner, the menu is more exciting but not that component was the juice of the lime wedge definitely the saltiest fries I’ve ever had. They possibly the Central Perk of Albuquerque, at much more expensive. The spicy udon noodles are I got to squeeze over it. toed the line between being too salty and just transportive. least I know it’s the Central Perk of the Alibi. a The next time I went to Sister was for right. The truffle flavor paired nicely with the lunch. This time I got my food to go, shredded Parmesan, and a garlic crema was a KEY: $ = Inexpensive $8 or less | $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 [16] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 11-17, 2017 OUTSIDE BIKE & BREW FESTIVAL MAAYAY 18-21, 2017 BIKES, BEER & BEYOND

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MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [17] FEatUrE | SUMMEr FilM GUidE Sequels, Superheroes, Sharks, Spirits, Squirrels and Shoot-฀Em-Ups Summer film guide 2017

BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Friday, May 26 It Comes At Night raper/actor/poet for music video director Benny Baywatch Secure in his isolated home after an unnatural Boom. Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron and Alexandria threat brings about the end of the world, a The Book of Henry o where will you be spending your hard- survival-minded husband and father (Joel Naomi Watts stars in this offbeat thriller about a earned money this summer movie season? Daddario star in this comic remake of the old S David Hasselhoff TV series about lifeguards. Just Edgerton) finds his resolve tested when a small-town woman struggling to raise two kids on Will it be on superheroes (Wonder Woman, desperate young family arrives seeking refuge her own. One of her kids (the titular Henry) is a Spider-Man: Homecoming, Captain Underpants: the thing for fans of the I Spy, Starsky & Hutch, genius, who not only takes care of his younger The First Epic Movie)? Talking cars (Cars 3, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Man from from the horrors of the outside world. brother and helps his mom—he’s also mapping Transformers: The Last Knight)? Cheap, teenage U.N.C.L.E., 21 Jump Street and CHIPs remakes. My Cousin Rachel horror flicks (Wish Upon, Polaroid)? Or sequels Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No A young Englishman plots revenge against his out an elaborate plan to rescue his next door (yeah, I can’t even list those all)? Tales mysterious, beautiful cousin, believing that she neighbor/classmate, who hides a dangerous secret. Use the following guide to navigate the Javier Bardem is the latest supernatural villain in murdered his guardian. Sam Claflin and Rachel Maudie possibilities available to you at your local Disney’s endless pirate series, looking for revenge Weisz star in this costume drama based on a An arthritic Nova Scotia woman (Sally Hawkins, cineplex between Memorial Day and Labor Day. against Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow as novel by Daphne Du Maurier. Happy-Go-Lucky) works as a housekeeper while (Note: All opening dates are subject to change.) he searches for the mystical trident of Poseidon. Beatriz at Dinner she hones her skills as an artist and eventually A holistic medicine practitioner (Salma Hayek) becomes a beloved figure in the community. attends a wealthy client’s dinner party after her Based on the true story of mid-century folk artist Friday, May 19 Friday, JUnE 2 car breaks down in this uncomfortable social Maud Lewis. Alien Covenant Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie comedy from director Miguel Arteta and writer Once Upon A Time In Venice In this followup to Ridley Scott’s Prometheus, the Ed Helms, Jordan Peele, Kevin Hart and Thomas Mike White (who collaborated on 2000’s Chuck In this action-comedy, a Los Angeles-based crew of a colony ship traveling to the far side of Middleditch provide the voices for this animated & Buck and 2002’s The Good Girl). private detective (Bruce Willis) hunts down the the galaxy stumbles across a seemingly perfect toon based on Dav Pilkey’s kiddy book series ruthless gang that stole his dog. This marks the planet—but unfortunately, it may be home to the about a dimwitted elementary school principal directorial debut for Robb and Mark Cullen, who ancient alien beings who created the deadly who’s hypnotized into thinking he’s a superhero Friday, JUnE 16 wrote Willis’ 2010 flick Cop Out. Mmmm. Xenomorphs. (in underwear). Cars 3 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Wonder Woman After a big crackup on the race track, Lightning In this fourth live-action feature based on the DC becomes the first comic book company to McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) tries to WEdnESday JUnE 21 books by Jack Kinney, the Heffley family goes on hand a feature film over to a female character. No make a comeback against a new generation of Transformers: The Last Knight a road trip to attend Meemaw’s 90th birthday, but surprise, it’s one of the most legendary. Gal high-tech race cars in this animated toon from The Autobots and the Decepticons are fighting things go off course thanks to young Greg’s Godot stars as an Amazonian princess, lured into Pixar. again. Humans are, once again, in the crossfire. scheme to attend a video game convention. the outside world (and into the middle of World 47 Meters Down Stuff blows up. Michael Bay directs. What did Everything, Everything War I) after a pilot (Chris Pine) crash-lands on Singer/actress Mandy Moore stars in this nature- you expect? In this adaptation of the young adult novel of the her tribe’s hidden island. based horror thriller about two vacationing sisters same name, a teenage girl who lives a sheltered in Mexico trapped in a shark cage at the bottom Friday, JUnE 23 of the ocean and running out of oxygen. And life because she is allergic to everything falls for The Beguiled Friday, JUnE 9 probably getting very pruney as well. the boy who moves in next door. Colin Farrell is a wounded Civil War soldier who The Mummy Rough Night The Lovers ends up at a sheltered girl’s school in Virginia. Universal tries for the umpteenth time to reboot Scarlett Johansson, Zoë Kravitz, Kate McKinnon A dispassionate, long-married couple (Debra The remaining staff and students (Nicole one of its monster franchises into some kind of and Demi Moore star in this bad-taste comedy Winger, Tracy Letts) are both in the midst of Kidman, Kirsten Dunst and Elle Fanning among Marvel/DC universe/sequel machine. Here, an about a bunch of ladies who accidentally kill a serious affairs. But an unexpected spark suddenly them) nurse him back to health, but rising sexual ancient princess is awakened from her crypt male stripper at a bachelorette party in Miami. reignites their impulsive romance in this indie tensions and old rivalries put him at the center of beneath the desert, and it’s up to expensive Hijinks ensue. comedy. a very different war. Sophia Coppola (The Virgin Hollywood actor Tom Cruise to stop her. All Eyez On Me Suicides, Lost in Translation) directs this remake of Newcomer Demetrius Shipp Jr. stars as Tupac an obscure 1971 Clint Eastwood film. Shakur in this biographical drama about the late

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The Big Sick Friday, July 14 Atomic Blonde Days of Summer, The Amazing Spider-Man, Kumail Nanjiani (“Silicon Valley”) and Zoe Midnight Sun Charlize Theron stars in this action-packed Gifted). Kazan (Ruby Sparks) star in this comedy about a This remake of a Japanese film centers on a 17- thriller based on the little-known comic book of the same name. She plays an undercover MI6 couple dealing with their cultural differences for year-old, sheltered since childhood because of a Friday, august 18 director Michael Showalter (Wet Hot American rare disease that makes sunlight fatal, who falls in agent who must avenge the murder of a fellow The Hitman’s Bodyguard Summer, The Baxter). love with a cute surfer boy. The overexposed spy in Berlin during the Cold War. The world’s top bodyguard (Ryan Reynolds) is Dean Bella Thorne stars. Emoji Movie: Express Yourself hired to protect a notorious hit man (Samuel L. Comedian Demetri Martin wrote, directed and War for the Planet of the Apes Emojis. Those phone icons your kids use. There’s Jackson) scheduled to testify at the International stars in this bittersweet indie comedy about a After suffering unimaginable losses, ape leader an animated movie about them. Sir Patrick Court of Justice. Patrick Hughes (The Expendables NYC illustrator who falls for an LA woman while Caesar (Andy Serkis) contemplates revenge on Stewart voices “Poop.” :( 3) directs this action comedy. trying to prevent his father from selling the what’s left of the human race in this apocalyptic family home in the wake of his mother’s death. action flick. Friday, august 8 Wish Upon Friday, august 25 Blazing Samurai In this cheap horror-thriller, a teenage girl Polaroid Wednesday, June 28 A really fat cat tries to be a samurai in this discovers a box that grants magical powers, but Styled after The Ring and Final Destination, this Baby Driver animated comedy “loosely inspired” by Blazing exacts a deadly price for using them. Duh. Watch teenage horror flick centers on a high school Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) Saddles. Huh? Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Cera, an episode of “Twilight Zone,” why don’t you? Or loner who stumbles across a magic camera that helms this action comedy about a borderline Michelle Yeoh and Mel Brooks offer up voice “Friday the 13th: The Series,” even. shows how people are going to die. Soon. Pretty autistic kid who gets coerced into working as a work. sure this is a straight-up “Twilight Zone” rip off. getaway driver for a crime boss. Jon Hamm, The Dark Tower Also Goosebumps did it with Say Cheese and Die! Kevin Spacey and Jamie Foxx are among the Friday, July 21 A gunslinger (Idris Elba) wanders an Old West- Plus ... yeah, there was that cursed camera on supporting cast. Dunkirk like landscape searching for the fabled Dark “Friday the 13th: The Series.” Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy and Mark Rylance Tower in this long-awaited adaptation of Stephen Tulip Fever star in this epic war drama for writer-director King’s offbeat, apocalyptic fantasy series. Friday, June 30 An artist in 17th century Amsterdam falls for a Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight, Inception). Step Amityville: The Awakening young married woman he’s commissioned to It concerns a bloody incident in World War II in This documentary chronicles the senior year of a Bella Thorne (“Scream: The TV Series,” The paint. Alicia Vikander (The Danish Girl), Dane which Allied soldiers from Belgium, Britain, girls’ high school step dance team in inner-city DUFF, “Shake It Up!”) stars as a single mother DeHaan and Cara Delevigne (both from Valerian Canada and France were surrounded by the Baltimore. who stupidly moves into a suspiciously cheap and the City of a Thousand Planets) star. German Army and were forced to evacuate from Wind River house in Amityville. Surprise! It’s haunted. the besieged city of Dunkirk. Elizabeth Olsen, Jon Bernthal, Jeremy Renner Despicable Me 3 Girls Trip and Graham Greene star in this crime thriller Friday, september 1 Now married with kids, former supervillain Gru Jada Pinkett Smith, Regina Hall, Queen Latifah about an FBI agent who teams up with a veteran Renegades (Steve Carell) is trying to go straight when he and Tiffany Haddish star in this comedy about game tracker to investigate a murder on a Native A team of Navy SEALs discover $300 million in meets his long-lost twin brother Dru. Plus, there four lifelong friends who travel to New Orleans American reservation. gold hidden in a Bosnian Lake. Luc Besson (The are Minions. for the annual Essence Festival, an African- Professional, The Transporter, Taken, Valerian and The House American music fest aimed at women. Along the the City of a Thousand Planets) co-wrote it. Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler star as a married Friday, august 11 way, drinking ensues, male strippers are ogled and couple who start an illegal casino in their Annabelle: Creation “sisterhoods are rekindled.” basement after accidentally spending all of their Hey, where did that freaky doll from The Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Friday, september 8 daughter’s college fund. Conjuring come from anyway? This sequel to the Luc Besson (The Fifth Element) directs this Home Again 2014 spinoff, Annabelle, finally answers the fantastical space adventure (based on the French Life for a single mom (Reese Witherspoon) in Los haunting question. Friday, July 7 comic book by Pierre Christin and Jean-Claude Angeles takes an unexpected turn when she The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature allows three young guys to move in with her. Spider-Man: Homecoming Mézières). Dane DeHaan (The Amazing Spider- The thieving squirrels from the first animated Writer-director Hallie Meyers-Shyer is the Following his introduction in Captain America: Man) and Cara Delevigne (Suicide Squad) star as film return. This time they’re trying to stop an daughter of noted writer-director Nancy Meyers Civil War, the new Spider-Man (Tom Holland) a pair of “special operatives” who must guard a evil mayor from turning their park into a (Private Benjamin, Father of the Bride, The Parent tries to balance life in high school with the life of vast, future metropolis from invading alien forces. commercial amusement park. Will Arnett, Trap, What Women Want, Something’s Gotta a new superhero. Katherine Heigl, Maya Rudolph and Jackie Chan Give). A Ghost Story Friday, July 28 provide voices. It In this supremely odd indie fantasy-romance from An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power The Only Living Boy In New York The first half of Stephen King’s popular novel director David Lowery (Ain’t Them Bodies Saints), Al Gore returns, a decade after the last Adrift in New York City, a recent college grad’s gets remade with Bill Skarsgard (“Hemlock a recently deceased man (Casey Affleck) returns groundbreaking documentary, to show just how life is upended by his father’s mistress. Kate Grove,” Allegiant) as the freaky-ass clown luring to his suburban home as a traditional ghost in a close we are to a “real energy revolution.” Beckinsale, Jeff Bridges and Pierce Brosnan star children into the storm drains under a small white sheet (no, really) to reconnect with his in this indie drama in director Marc Webb (500 Maine town. a bereft wife.

A Ghost Story Renegades MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [19] REEL WORLD TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX By DEVIN D. O’LEary BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Secret Cinema Everybody Loves Bacon Albuquerque’s famed Mother Road Theatre Company is holding another one of its “Secret “I Love Dick” on Amazon Room” events. These exclusive, invitation-only events promise otherworldy theatrical emersion dapted from Chris Kraus’ controversial hidden away in a “very special location.” This time Acult classic feminist novel from 1997, around they’re hosting a Secret Room for Amazon’s new romantic (?) dramedy “I cinephiles. This promises to be a “marvelously Love Dick” takes the look and feel of a magical and wonderfully curious experience for highbrow indie film and candy-coats it in and with all those willing to take the journey.” A an entertaining layer of psychosexual top-secret film of some renown will be paired with an evening of “delightful food and drink”—themed, obsession. The series is co-created, of course, to the film. This inaugural Magic executive-produced and directed by Jill Lantern Festival screening will take place on the Soloway, who worked on HBO’s “Six Feet evening of Saturday, May 20. Tickets are $55 Under” and nailed down a couple Emmys apiece and are extremely limited. In order to get for Amazon’s “Transparent”—so before the on the list, you need to email show even starts, you’ve got some idea of [email protected] for an invitation and a its solid pedigree. password that will let you onto the (super secret) website. ... And, shhh, keep it under your hat. This series follows a frustrated New York filmmaker named Chris (the always welcome Kathryn Hahn, who worked with 20 Minutes Into the Future, 30 Soloway on “Transparent” and the 2013 film Afternoon Delight). Chris is on her way to Venice, personality is a bracing counterpoint to Chris’ Years In the Past Italy to show off her debut feature. First, however, stultifyingly academic spouse. George R.R. Martin’s Jean Cocteau Cinema in she’s got to make a detour to Marfa, Texas, where Santa Fe (418 Montezuma) is giving us an ’80s Kraus’ novel is partly epistolary (not to her college professor husband Sylvére (Griffin flashback and reviving the long-lost cyberpunk TV mention partly autobiographical), and the series Dunne from After Hours and An American series “Max maintains the gimmick. Chris narrates the show as Werewolf in London) has landed himself a writing Headroom” with a a sort of undelivered mash note to Chris, residency. (He’s working on some unreadable- week of special describing—in lurid detail—her growing screenings and sounding book about the “aesthetics of the obsession with the man. Amusingly, her events. Starting Holocaust.”) Her plan is to dump him and run; romantic/sexual objectification provides an Saturday, May 13, and from the looks of it, she’s happy to spend the unexpected spark to her dwindling marriage, the Jean Cocteau summer away from him. Unfortunately, Venice will screen double- allowing our protagonist to rethink her personal unceremoniously drops Chris’ film, and she finds feature episodes and professional life. The writing here is tough, herself marooned in dusty Marfa. of the sci-fi series sexy, rude and occasionally mean—assigning good Marfa—in real life and on screen—is a weird starring Matt and bad traits to just about everyone in range. Frewer, Amanda place. It’s an odd mix of dirtwater cowboy town These people are kind of a mess. And the series is Pays and Jeffrey and eclectic modern art enclave. As one character refreshingly unapologetic about them. 210 YaleY SE | 505.268.0044 Tambor. All puts it: “There’s Marfa realness, there’s Marfa Like “Transparent” before it, this is grown-up THUR GERALD CLAAYYTON screenings start at realness and there’s Marfa realness.”Amid the art ale SE | 505.268.0044 7pm. Saturday will television dealing with complicated, messy human AYM snobs and tumbleweeds, Chris crosses paths with TRIO kick it off with the issues. It’s a comedy that isn’t afraid to be the enigmatic rural millionaire who’s paying for Multi-Grammy-nominated original British uncomfortable and a drama that isn’t afraid to 11 her husband’s residency— the charismatic and jazz pianist pilot film Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into The poke fun at its characters. In other words: another 7:30PM Future and the remade/partially recast American maddeningly macho Dick (Kevin Bacon). commendable outing for Amazon. a pilot “Blipverts.” Actor Matt Frewer, series writer Meeting Dick infuriates Chris ... and also manages Steve Roberts and story editor Michael Cassutt to light a fire in her loins. (I mean, it is Kevin Season 1 of “I Love Dick” premieres Friday, May 12, on ATS will be on hand May 18, 19 and 20 to recount their Bacon, after all.) His brusque, direct, denim-clad ARMANDO ORTEGA & time working on the cult series. It all caps off on Amazon. Student discounts and Rush tickets available! | TICKETS A AYM WWAAGOGO Student discounts and Rush tickets available! | TICKETS AVAILABLE ONLINE: OUTPOSTSPACE.ORG Saturday, May 20, with a live script reading New Mexico singerr-- (featuring Frewer as Edison Carter/Max 13 Headroom) of George R.R. Martin’s never- guitarist & dance-groove produced Christmas episode of “Max Headroom.” MONDAY 15 7:30PM band with a look at the benefits and dangers The screenings are free and open to the public, THE WEEK IN of “smart gun” technology. “Year Million” (National Geographic 7pm) This six-part “documentary and Rush tickets available! | TICKETS A but the script reading is a ticketed event. Tickets drama” speculates what it will be like are $10 and can be purchased by going to SATURDAY 13 to be human one million years in our FRI SLOTH future. Today’s brightest futurists, jeancocteaucinema.com. The World’s Greatest Sinner (TCM scientists, scholars and science fiction AYM 12:30am) This bizarro cult film from writers show viewers what 1962 is written, directed, produced by technological innovations await us, as THURSDAY 11 and stars character actor Timothy seen through the eyes of one fictional Carey. It’s the darkly satirical story of an family. 26 Advent Event insurance salesman who quits his job, UNM’s Interdisciplinary Film and Digital Media “American Race” (TNT 7pm) becomes a rockabilly star and starts a Mommy Dead and Dearest (HBO 8pm) 6:00PM Outspoken NBA legend-turned- religious cult. It was never officially This true crime story follows the tragic Department is hosting a “capstone” event on commentator Charles Barkley takes a released, but pops up occasionally on tale of Dee Dee Blanchard and her Saturday, May 13, at the KiMo Theatre (423 look at race-related issues in America TCM. It’s most famous for the fact that daughter Gyspy Rose, both of whom with this four-part the score is composed by a very young became entangled in a controversial Central NW). Capstone courses are IFDM’s final, documentary/discussion series. Frank Zappa. psychological condition known as Munchausen by proxy syndrome. senior thesis-level classes in which students work FRIDAY 12 in interdisciplinary teams to complete major SUNDAY 14 TUESDAY 16 projects—in this case, a film called Advent. 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It’s In The Bag! Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, AMC includes Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle OPENING THIS WEEK Fred Allen, Jack Benny, Don Ameche, William Bendix and Rudy Albuquerque 12, Flix Brewhouse, Cottonwood Stadium 16) Rodriquez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Kurt Russell, Luke Evans 20 Feet From Stardom Vallee star in this obscure 1945 comedy in which the and Scott Eastwood. Fans, of course, will go ape shit. 136 ringmaster of a flea circus searches for his inheritance, The Wall minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Flix Brewhouse, Icon Award-winning documentary filmmaker Morgan Neville (The Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Kick-Ass) and wrestlin’ thespian John Cool School, Johnny Cash’s America, Pearl Jam Twenty) hidden in the seat of one of twelve chairs. The film is based Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century on the 1928 comic novel The Twelve Chairs, later filmed by Cena star in this small-scale war movie for director Doug Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) shines a spotlight on the unsung heroes of the music Liman (Go, The Bourne Identity, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Edge of industry—the humble backup singers who have supported Mel Brooks in 1970. 87 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Saturday 5/13 at Guild Cinema) Tomorrow). It’s about two American soldiers trapped by a Get Out some of the greatest music legends of the 20th century. lethal sniper with only an unsteady wall between them. That’s Jordan Peele (of “Key and Peele” fame) writes and directs his Interviews with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword it. It’s an admirable exercise in restraint for a filmmaker, and first feature, a timely and rather subversive horror-comedy Mick Jagger and Sting enhance the triumphant and often Writer-director Guy Ritchie messed mercilessly with the there’s a graphic verisimilitude to the gunplay. But the film— twist on The Stepford Wives. A young African-American man heartbreaking stories of performers whose lives rarely take traditional story of Sherlock Holmes in those two movies produced by Amazon Studios—is almost too microscopic for named Chris (Daniel Kaluuya, Sicario) visits his new center stage. 91 minutes. (Opens Tuesday 5/16 at Guild starring Robert Downey Jr.—but they still managed to be fun anyone’s taste. It feels more like the set-up for an off-off- Caucasian girlfriend’s liberal parents (Bradley Whitford and Cinema) action flicks. So it’s no big surprise to see him revamping the Broadway play. 81 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 5/11 at Catherine Keener) in their upscale country estate. The family Absolutely Anything King Arthur myth in ways we’ve never imagined. Here, we see Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) and their lily-white neighbors seem weirdly, condescendingly Terry Jones wrote and directed this inessential, kinda-sorta young Arthur (Charlie Hunnam from “Sons of Anarchy”) as a friendly. Is Chris being paranoid or is there something strange “Monty Python” reunion. John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, con man/gangster in his pre-king days. (Ritchie’s Lock, Stock going on? Peele skillfully combines twisty thrills with savvy Michael Palin and Terry Jones voice a group of meddling and Two Smoking Barrels roots are showing.) Eventually, he satire for a satisfying, action-packed genre mash-up. space aliens who decide to “test” the planet Earth by giving pulls a sword out of a stone, and we get an insane orgy of STILL PLAYING Reviewed in v26 i9. 103 minutes. R. (Cottonwood Stadium special effects that wouldn’t be out of place in a Dungeons & 16) one, ordinary human (Simon Pegg) the godlike power to do Beauty and the Beast absolutely anything. He uses it to make his dog talk (Robin Dragons movie. It’s hip, it’s cool, it’s modern. It’s like an MMA music video crossed with Lord of the Rings. This ain’t your Disney’s animated classic from 1991 gets the live-action Gifted Williams in his final role) and romance his downstairs remake treatment. (Soon, all will submit!) Emma Watson from Chris Evans (you know, Captain America) stars as a single neighbor (Kate Beckinsale). Despite the wealth of talent on father’s King Arthur, no siree! Ritchie really hopes you like this one, because he’s planning to make five more of them. 126 the Harry Potter series takes over as Belle, the bookish man trying to raise his precocious, orphaned nice, Mary. screen (or at least behind the microphone), this broad, heroine who finds herself falling for a hairy prince (Dan When the 7-year-old turns out to be a math prodigy, however, rambling misfire goes virtually nowhere with its broad minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/11 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Stevens from “Downton Abbey”). Ewan McGregor, Ian her guardian gets sucked into a contentious custody battle premise. 85 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 5/12 at Rio McKellen and Emma Thompson are among the stars voicing with his formidable mother (Lindsay Duncan, “Sherlock”). Rancho Premiere Cinema) Cinemas Albuquerque, AMC Albuquerque 12, Flix Brewhouse, Cottonwood Stadium 16) various animate household objects. It looks and sounds Marc Webb (500 Days of Summer, The Amazing Spider-Man) Back to the Future Part II gorgeous—but, yes, you’ve seen it all before. 129 minutes. directs. Reviewed in v26 i15. 101 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd and crew are back in this Lowriders PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Flix Brewhouse, Century Rancho Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood Stadium 16) Gabriel Chavarria (“East Los High”) and Damián Bichir Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16, AMC Albuquerque 12) 1989 sequel to the popular sci-fi comedy. This time around, Going in Style Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent a future (“Weeds”) headline this macho melodrama about a young graffiti artist caught between his father’s obsession with Born in China This remake of a 1979 comedy of the same name finds three dystopia from happening, which was caused when Biff Tanner Saturday, April 22, is Earth Day—meaning, it’s time for well-aged pals (Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine and Alan stole the time machine and went back to the past. ... Heck, lowrider car culture, his ex-felon brother and his need for self- expression. Amid the tightlipped father-son conflict, we get Disneynature to release another family-friendly animal Arkin) plotting to rob a bank after their retirement funds are it’s hard to explain, but fun to watch. 108 minutes. PG. documentary. These things are short on education and long stolen by shady bankers. Zach Braff (star of “Scrubs,” director (Opens Tuesday 5/16 at Flix Brewhouse) lots of images of chopped and dropped Chevys. This one probably isn’t going to be a big hit in Kentucky. Or on “awww”s. This one heads to the wilds of China to watch a of Garden State) directs. 96 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, Burden Pennsylvania. Or Maine. Or Idaho. Or Montana. 99 minutes. panda bear, a golden monkey and a snow leopard deal with Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Avant-crazy performance artist Chris Burden became famous PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/11 at Century 14 Downtown, various adventures that center of the struggle to survive Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Cottonwood though the seasons. John Krasinski (“The Office”) provides Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 in the 1970s for dangerous art pieces in which he was shot, Well-meaning space rogues Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora electrocuted, run over, crucified and strung up on an Stadium 16) the sunny narration. 76 minutes. G. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood Stadium 16) (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista), Groot (Vin Diesel) and enormous flywheel. Here, documentary filmmakers Richard Machete Rocket (Bradley Cooper) are back trying to save the galaxy. Dewey and Timothy Marrinan look into the controversial The Boss Baby This time around, they’ve got the added wrinkle of unraveling artist’s works and private life—complete with still-potent Robert Rodriguez spins one of the mock trailers from Grindhouse into a full-length ’70s-style exploitation flick. In this oddly conceived CGI toon from DreamWorks Star-Lord’s true parentage—in the form of an videos of his performances. 90 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Animation, a suit-wearing, briefcase-carrying infant (voiced by anthropomorphized planet known as Ego (played amusingly Friday 5/12 at Guild Cinema) Danny Trejo stars as an ex-Federale who launches a bloody campaign of revenge after being betrayed by his former Alec Baldwin) is assigned by Baby Corp. to infiltrate the by Kurt Russell). This sequel’s a bit more jokey—but it doesn’t Cézanne et Moi bosses. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle household of prepubescent Tim (Miles Christopher Bakshi) in shirk on emotional detail either. You can debate whether it’s This sensual, if standard-issue historical biopic traces the Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and order to spy on his parents. Seems Mom and Dad work for better than the original or not, but you can’t deny that it’s parallel paths of the lives, careers and passionate friendship Lindsay Lohan are just some of the stars along for the dark Puppy Co., and the company’s evil CEO has a secret plot to pure, unadulterated summer movie fun. 136 minutes. PG-13. of postimpressionist painter Paul Cézanne (Guillaume and dirty ride. Admittedly, there are moments when it’s as replace people’s love for babies with a love for puppies, and (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, AMC Gallienne) and novelist Emil Zola (Guillaume Canet). While over-the-top silly as The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava ... Seriously, this film makes very little sense. If the idea of Albuquerque 12, Flix Brewhouse, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Zola became rich and famous, Cézanne was barely Girl. Still, if you’re in the market from blood, boobs and Alec Baldwin saying “Cookies are for closers!” sends you into Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) recognized in his own lifetime. Still,the two managed to insane action, Machete delivers the groceries and refuses a paroxysms of laughter, this is the film for you. Reviewed in tip. 105 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 5/12 at Guild Cinema) v26 i13. 97 minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Century 14 How To Be A Latin Lover spend a lot of time talking art, rebellion and selling out, and Dumped after 25 years of marriage, a man who made a to fall in love with the same women. In French with English Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Radha Albuquerque, AMC Albuquerque 12, Cottonwood Stadium 16) career out of seducing rich older women finds himself living subtitles. 117 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 5/12 at Guild with his estranged sister and learning to appreciate the value Cinema) This Indian action/comedy/romance/musical/every-other- genre, stars Sharvanand (Baahubali) as a mustachioed cop The Case For Christ of family. This Spanglish comedy stars Mexican icon Eugenio Chasing Trane: The John Coltrane who kung fu fights bad guys, clashes with his wacky boss, This faith-based drama is inspired by the true story of Lee Derbez (Instructions Not Included), south-of-the-border Documentary participates in mass choreographed dance numbers and falls Strobel, an award-winning journalist and avowed atheist import Salma Hayek and American actors Rob Lowe, Kristen in love with a babe in a sari—you know, the usual. In Telugu (played here by Mike Vogel of Cloverfield) who applies his Bell, Michel Cera and Rob Corddry. In English and Spanish Denzel Washington narrates this musical documentary, giving journalistic skills to disproving the newfound Christian faith of with English subtitles. 115 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho voice to the late, great jazz saxophonist. Seeking commentary with English subtitles. Unrated. (Opens Friday 5/12 at Century 14 Downtown) his wife (Erika Christensen). Spoiler alert: He fails. If you’re Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood Stadium 16, Century 14 from Bill Clinton, Common, Carlos Santana, John Densmore, not already a Christian apologist, then Strobel’s quest (which Downtown, Century Rio, AMC Albuquerque 12) Cornel West, Wynton Marsalis and more, the film offers a Shrek 2 basically involves interviewing a bunch of evangelical comprehensive overview of music legend’s inspiration, impact Everybody’s favorite computer-animated Scottish monster theologists) isn’t going to constitute any sort of persuasive Kong: Skull Island and artistic innovation. Plus, there’s plenty of his music to returns in a cheeky sequel to the 2001 hit. Seems Fiona’s argument. 112 minutes. PG-13. (Cottonwood Stadium 16) Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Brie Larson, John C. listen to. 99 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 5/16 at Guild parents have invited Shrek and his bride to a wedding party. Reilly, John Goodman, freakin’ everybody shows up on an Cinema) Unfortunately, mom and dad have no idea that the newlyweds The Circle uncharted Pacific island trying to solve the mystery of its are both ogres. Look for lots of clever cameos, Though it looks familiar (Eagle Eye, Enemy of the State), this isolation—only to discover its primary inhabitant is a The Fifth Element high-tech drama is based on the paranoia-filled 2013 novel hundred-foot-tall ape with anger issues. Between this silly fun Audiences expecting hard-core science- including Antonio Banderas as a swashbuckling Puss in Boots. 93 by Dave Eggers. Emma Watson stars as a recent college grad creature feature and the recent reboot of Godzilla, Legendary fiction were somewhat disappointed in who goes to work for a powerful tech company called “The Entertainment is hoping to launch their own giant monster Luc Besson’s colorful, comic book- minutes. (Saturday 5/13 at Flix Brewhouse) Circle.” There, she uncovers a nefarious plot on the part of the franchise. 120 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho style space fantasy. Time has company’s seemingly kindly boss (Tom Hanks) to gather Premiere Cinema) given it the proper cult-like Snatched 24/7 surveillance information on every person in the world. respect, however. Bruce Comedienne Amy Bill Paxton, Karen Gillan and Glenne Headly costar. 110 The Lost City of Z Willis is having a ball as a Schumer and Goldie minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Charlie Hunnam, Robert Pattinson and Sienna Miller (three futuristic cab driver Hawn (her first flick in Flix Brewhouse, Cottonwood Stadium 16) decent, but hardly exciting actors) star in this “true-life” unwittingly called upon 15 years!) star in this drama about a British explorer who disappeared while to save the universe. adventure-comedy Colossal searching for a mysterious lost city in the Amazon, circa And Milla Jovovich is about a woman who Cult filmmaker Nacho Vigalondo (Timecrimes, Extraterrestrial) 1920. David Grann’s book of the same name was a huge unforgettable as the gets dumped by her writes and directs this wonderfully odd sci-fi comedy about a best-seller, and onetime Martin Scorsese wannabe James enticingly alien gal boyfriend and New York party gal (Anne Hathaway) whose boyfriend (Dan Gray (Little Odessa, The Yards, We Own the Night) writes and Leeloo Minai drags her ultra- Stevens) gets fed up with her drunken shenanigans and directs with a newfound sense of classicism. The whole Lekarariba-Laminai- cautious mother tosses her out on her ear. She ends up back in her dinky exercise feels more workmanlike than epic. But it looks Tchai Ekbat De along on a vacation hometown where she crosses paths with an old childhood beautiful in a Werner Herzog kind of way. 141 minutes. PG- Sebat. A real treat on in tropical Ecuador. friend (Jason Sudeikis). Lest you mistake this for a romantic 13. (Century 14 Downtown) the big screen, just in Of course, it all goes comedy, our heroine soon discovers that her late-night time for its 20th wrong when they get benders correspond perfectly to the mysterious appearance Smurfs: The Lost Village anniversary. 126 kidnapped for ransom of a giant monster rampaging its way through Seoul, Korea. Neil Patrick Harris and Hark Azaria gracefully bow out of this minutes. PG-13. and have to rescue Told you it was odd. 109 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown) all-animated take on the Smurfs. Seems that, for this go- (Sunday 5/14 at Century themselves. Unlike around, a mysterious map sends Smurfette and her tiny blue 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Trainwreck, Schumer The Fate of the Furious pals on a journey through the Forbidden Forest to discover didn’t write this one, and it This eighth entry into the hyperbombastic Fast and Furious “the biggest secret in Smurf history.” Parents are advised to shows in the overreliance on franchise finds car thief turned hero Dominic Toretto (Vin dump the kids and run. 89 minutes. PG. (Cottonwood slapstick gags. 91 minutes. R. Diesel) shockingly double-crossing his mixed family of Stadium 16) “Leeloo Dallas Multipass” (Opens Thursday 5/11 at Century spies/thieves/superheroes/whatever they’re supposed to be 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho for evil terrorist Charlize Theron. The increasingly crowded cast MAY 11-17, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [21] FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., MAY 12-ThurS., MAY 18

AMC ALBUQUERQUE 12 1:25, 3:40, 4:45, 8:05, 9:10, 10:20, 11:25; Sun-Thu 9:45; Sat 10:30am, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 8:15, 9:45; Sun- Logan Fri-Thu 11:30am, 3:00, 6:30, 10:00 3810 Las Estancias SW • 10:05am, 1:25, 3:40, 4:45, 8:05, 9:10, 10:20 Thu 10:30am, 11:00, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 8:15, 9:45 The LEGO Batman Movie Fri-Thu 12:10, 3;10, 6:10, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri-Sat 9:00am, 9:35am, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri-Thu 10:45am 9:103:30, Snatched Fri 11:15am, 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00 11:10am, 11:45am, 12:20, 12:55, 2:00, 2:30, 3:05, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Thu 2:00, 4:15, A Dog’s Purpose Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri 11:00am, 4:15, 5:50, 6:25, 7:00, 7:35, 8:40, 9:45, 10:55, 7:30, 10:45 10:20 10:10 12:01am; Sun-Thu 9:00am, 9:35am, 11:10am, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Thu 10:45 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri 1:10, 4;10, 7:10 11:45am, 12:20, 12:55, 2:00, 2:30, 3:05, 4:15, 5:50, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri -Sat 11:00am, 12:00, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri 11:00am, 12:45, 6:25, 7:00, 7:35, 8:40, 9:45 12:30, 1:00, 2:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, MOVIES WEST 2:10, 4:00, 5:20, 7:10, 8:30, 10:15 The Fifth Element Sun 2:00, 7:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 9:30, 10:15, 11:30; Sun-Mon 11:00am, 12:00, 12:30, 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri 12:00, 3:10, 6:20, How To Be A Latin Lover Fri-Wed 9:55am, 1:00, 4:00, 1:00, 2:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:30, The Shack Fri-Thu 12:10, 3:30, 6:50, 9:55 9:30 7:00, 10:00; Thu call for showtimes 10:15; Tue 11:00am, 12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 2:30, 3:30, Life Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, 10:30 How To Be A Latin Lover Fri 11:00am, 1:35, 4;15, 7:00, The Circle Fri 1:20, 7:30; Sat 7:30; Sun-Tue 1:20, 7:30; 4:30, 5:00, 7:00, 8:00, 10:00, 10:30; Wed-Thu Ghost in the Shell 3D Fri-Thu 11:20am, 4:50, 10:20 9:45 Wed 1:20; Thu call for showtimes 11:00am, 12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 2:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:00, Ghost in the Shell Fri-Thu 2:00, 7:30 Beauty and the Beast Fri-Sun 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, Born in China Fri-Wed 10:00am; Thu call for showtimes 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:30, 10:15 The Great Wall 3D Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:20, 9:40 7:30, 10:20 The Fate of the Furious Fri-Wed 9:25am, 12:45, 4:05, The Circle Fri-Thu 10:00 The Great Wall Fri-Thu 1:40, 7:00 The Boss Baby Fri-Thu 11:15am, 1:50, 4:20, 6:45, 9:15 7:25, 10:45; Thu call for showtimes Back to the Future Part II Tue 7:00 Baahubali 2: The Conclusion ri-Thu 11:30am, 3:40, Going in Style Fri-Wed 5:20; Thu call for showtimes The Fate of the Furious Fri-Thu 12:15, 3:45, 7:30, 10:45 7:50 CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN The Boss Baby Fri-Sat 10:50am, 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, 9:50; Beauty and the Beast Fri-Thu 12:45, 4:00, 7:00 Logan Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:20, 6:40, 10:00 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# Sun 10:50am; Mon-Tue 10:50am, 1:35, 4:20, 7:05, The LEGO Batman Movie Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:50, 4:30, 9:50; Wed 10:50am; Thu call for showtimes 7:20, 10:10 Snatched Fri-Sun 12:20, 1:35, 2:45, 4:05, 5:10, 6:35, Beauty and the Beast Fri-Wed 9:30am, 12:45, 4:00, GUILD CINEMA 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 A Dog’s Purpose Fri-Thu 11:05am, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 7:35, 10:00; Mon-Thu 12:20, 1:35, 2:45, 4:05, 5:10, 7:15, 10:30; Thu call for showtimes 9:45 6:35, 7:35 Kong: Skull Island Fri 10:15am, 4:25, 10:35; Sat 4:25, Burden Fri-Mon 4:00, 8:30 Radha Fri-Sat 12:50, 3:50, 6:45, 9:50 10:35; Sun-Tue 10:15am, 4:25, 10:35; Wed 10:15am; Cézanne et Moi Fri-Mon 6:00 Lowriders Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40 Thu call for showtimes Machete Fri 10:30 RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri-Sun 12:05, It’s In The Bag! Sat-Sun 1:00 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 3:15, 6:15, 9:15; Mon-Thu 12:05, 3:15, 6:15 Chasing Trane: The John Coltrane Documentary Tue-Thu Snatched Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:05, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Sun 10:45am, COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 3:45, 8:00 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri-Thu 2:55, 9:55 1:45, 4:45, 4:55, 7:45, 10:45; Mon-Thu 10:45am, 20 Feet From Stardom Tue-Thu 6:00 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Thu 11:25am, 1:45, 4:45, 4:55, 7:45 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri-Thu 12:15, 6:25 The Fifth Element Sun 2:00, 7:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 3:40, 7:30, 10:35 Absolutely Anything Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Sun 2:50, 9:25; King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Thu 11:40am, HIGH RIDGE 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 9:30 Mon-Thu 2:50, 6:05 3:05, 7:00, 10:05 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Wed 11:40am, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri-Sun 10:50am, The Wall Fri-Thu 11:35am, 2:10, 4:45, 7:20, 10:00 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 3:05, 6:30, 9:55; Thu 11:40am, 2:55, 3:05, 6:30, 9:55 11:25am, 12:15, 12:55, 2:05, 3:35, 4:10, 5:15, 6:05, Snatched Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:00, 4:35, 7:10, 10:10 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri-Thu 11:00am, 12:20, 6:55, 7:25, 8:30, 10:15, 10:40; Mon-Thu 10:50am, Lowriders Fri-Thu 12:35, 2:50, 7:05, 10:15 2:25, 3:40, 5:50, 7:00, 9:15, 10:20 11:25am, 12:15, 12:55, 2:05, 3:35, 4:10, 5:15, 6:55, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri-Thu 12:30, 4:00, ICON CINEMAS ALBUQUERQUE 13120-A Central Ave. SE • 814-7469 How To Be A Latin Lover Fri-Wed 11:20am, 2:20, 5:20, 7:25 7:15, 10:35 8:20; Thu 11:20am, 2:20 Colossal Fri-Sat 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55; Sun 11:15am, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Thu 11:45am, Snatched Fri-Thu 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:00, The Circle Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 2:05, 4:55, 7:50, 10:40; Mon-Wed 11:15am, 2:05, 1:15, 3;20, 4:30, 6:45, 7:45, 10:00 10:35 Born in China Fri-Thu 12:30 4:55, 7:50 The Circle Fri-Wed 12:10, 3:10, 7:10, 10:10; Thu call for Lowriders Fri-Thu 10:30am, 12:00, 12:50, 2:20, 3:10, The Fate of the Furious Fri-Thu 11:40am, 3:10, 6:35, How To Be A Latin Lover Fri-Sun 11:05am, 1:50, 4:35, showtimes 4:40, 5:30, 6:00, 7:00, 7:50, 8:20, 10:10 10:05 7:20, 10:05; Mon-Thu 11:05am, 1:50, 4:35, 7:20 How To Be A Latin Lover Fri-Wed 12:00, 3:45, 7:05, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Thu 10:45am, Going in Style Fri-Wed 12:40, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25; Thu The Lost City of Z Fri 12:30, 3:55, 7:15, 10:25; Sat 10:15; Thu call for showtimes 11:15am, 12:10, 1:35, 2:05, 4:25, 4:55, 7:15, 7:45, 12:40, 3:35 7:15, 10:25; Sun 12:30, 3:55, 7:15, 10:25; Mon-Tue Born in China Fri-Wed 11:40am, 2:00, 4:25, 6:50; Thu 9:20, 10:05, 10:40 Gifted Fri-Thu 3:10, 6:10, 9:05 12:30, 3:55, 7:15; Wed-Thu 12:30 call for showtimes Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Thu 3:30, 6:30, The Boss Baby Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:15, 5:50, 8:35 The Fate of the Furious Fri-Sun 12:45, 4:00, 7:30, Gifted Fri-Wed12:40, 3:50, 6:45, 9:45; Thu call for 9:30 Beauty and the Beast Fri-Thu 11:05am, 2:15, 5:25, 10:35; Mon-Wed 12:45, 4:00, 7:30; Thu 12:45 showtimes Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Fri-Thu 10:30am, 8:35 The Boss Baby Fri-Sun 11:20am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:10, The Fate of the Furious Fri-Wed 11:50am, 3:15, 6:30, 11:00am, 12:30, 1:30, 2:00, 3:00, 3:45, 4:30, 5:00, Kong: Skull Island Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:10, 5:10, 8:10 9:40; Mon-Tue 11:20am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:10; Wed 9:45; Thu call for showtimes 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 10:15, 10:30 11:20am; Thu 11:20am, 1:55, 4:30, 7:10 The Boss Baby Fri-Wed11:25am, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50; The Fate of the Furious Fri-Wed 10:50am, 1:00, 4:00, Thu call for showtimes 7:00, 10:00; Thu call for showtimes SUB THEATER CENTURY RIO Smurfs: The Lost Village Fri 11:35am, 2:10, 4:50, 7:25; The Boss Baby Fri-Wed 10:40, 1:50, 4:10, 6:30, 8:50; UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 Sat 4:50, 7:25; Sun-Tue 11:35am, 2:10, 4:50, 7:25; Thu call for showtimes Closed for the semester Wed 11:35am, 2:10; Thu call for showtimes The Wall Fri-Thu 9:30am, 12:05, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25 The Case For Christ Fri-Wed 9:30; Thu call for showtimes Snatched Fri-Sat 10:15am, 11:30am, 12:50, 2:05, Beauty and the Beast Fri-Wed 11:30am, 3:00, 6:30, MOVIES 8 UNM MIDWEEK MOVIES 3:25, 4:40, 6:00, 7:15, 8:35, 9:50, 11:10; Sun-Thu 9:50; Thu call for showtimes 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-4706 10:15am, 11:30am, 12:50, 2:05, 3:25, 4:40, 6:00, Get Out Fri-Wed 10:25; Thu call for showtimes The Shack Fri-Thu 12:00, 3;20, 6:40, 10:10 7:15, 8:35, 9:50 Closed for the semester. Life Fri-Thu 12:50, 4:00, 6:50, 9:40 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Lowriders Fri-Thu 9:00am, 11:45am, 2:30, 5:15, 8:00 Ghost in the Shell 3D Fri-Thu 3:50, 9:50 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 3D Fri-Thu 11:35am, FLIX BREWHOUSE 3236 La Orilla NW • 445-8500 Ghost in the Shell Fri-Thu 12:40, 7:00 4:20, 5:55, 10:40 The Great Wall 3D Fri-Thu 9:20 WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Fri-Thu 10:00am, Shrek 2 Sat 10:30am The Great Wall Fri-Thu 12:50, 6:20 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 1:10, 2:45, 7:30, 9:05 Snatched Fri 10:30am, 11:00, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 8:15, CHIPS Fri-Thu 11:50am, 2:30, 5;10, 7:50, 10:30 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3D Fri-Sat 10:05am, Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times.

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ho’s in a bunker?/ Who’s in a bunker?/ WWomen and children first/ And the children first/ And the children/ I’ll laugh until my head comes off/ I’ll swallow till I burst/ Until I burst/ Until I... “Idioteque,” by Radiohead from the surprisingly evolutionary album, Kid A.

Though summer’s light has divined a brightly spectacular path into greenery,good temperatures and great jams, it’s still dark. The recent passage of the health care reform bill by the US House of Representatives has cast a pall of sorts on an otherwise celebratory season. As citizens we have every right and reason to worry that essential accommodations are on their way to being stripped from our retinue of rights. Ahead of us, a Congress hellbent on partisanship of the worst sort is busy, trying to return us to a time when decent healthcare was a privilege and not and essential part of our national identity.

The thing is, you can’t just dance away Chicharra PHOTO BY LISA LOU Jet Hundreds PHOTO COURTESY OF THE ARTIST troubles like this. But you can take action. Contact your senatorial representatives immediately and tell them that enough is enough, that you fully expect them to halt this Veronica (Malcolm June, Matt Worley and Saturday refuse? I’d didn’t think so. Here’s your space nonsense when it comes their way in a few Sarah Meadows). Roadside Dwellers and Posters make for great propaganda. If I really helmet; liftoff is at 9pm, fellow astronauts. weeks. Even though they’re both Democrats, Quietly Kept open the foray into fine arts was an agent of agitprop, I’d tell you to make a it’s important to remind them that we funding. Contributing to this worthy cause sign that said, “We’re Not Going to Take It” Monday will only cost a Lincoln. Doors are at 8pm for unequivocally stand behind their efforts to and listen to The Who’s Tommy over and over Let’s pretend Sunday didn’t happen at all. I, this 21+ educational event. thwart Trump’s evil plans. Martin Heinrich whilst you await the next great protest march. for one, plan to sleep through that day so I will can be reached in D.C. at (202) 224-5521; Instead, being ultimately devoted to music as be rested up and ready to go for more political his counterpart, Tom Udall is at (202) 224- Friday it were, I’m going to urge you to check out the play-making come next week, when I’m sure 6621. When you’ve done your civic duty, we As the apparent evolution away from rocanrol poster for the show happening at Launchpad the outrageous behavior of the current promise you can resume all your otherwise continues its phat and fresh discourse among (618 Central SW) on Saturday, May 13. After administration will continue. Just kidding. scheduled, playful activities—feel free to listen the youth of the American tribe, it becomes you admire its graphic grandeur, blast yourself Sorta. Anywho, I’m really planning to rest up to and dance the night away to the following clear that the phenomenon may be witnessed on over to the venue to hear some of the best so I can take a trip down to Burt’s Tiki damn good diversions for instance—keeping at all levels of culture, including the one that bands this military outpost in the desert has to Lounge (515 Central NW) for a gig by Deaf in mind that if we’re to make it past those forms, frames and describes Burque, in all its offer. Before you strap yourself in, I’ll tell you a Poets, a rocanrol duo from Miami, Fla. I like awful first 100 days, it’s gonna take a village. diverse musical glory. One of the stories I keep bit about them, so that when you touchdown, their take on the form. It’s snake-like, tough hearing concerns local lads rising to the call of you’ll be ready to rock. First Chicharra: Three and slithery with satanic references and Thursday hip-hop nation, taking their battle to the bassists with ample and absolutely mesmerizing everything. Serio. Their music has the drone streets and then kicking ass all over the local abilities (Mauro Woody, Monica Demarco and of deep underground rivers combined with Launchpad (618 Central SW) provides a Marisa Demarco) and two drummers (John super-cool way to combine political scene. In one new variation of that narrative, crashing thunder overhead, all played with check out Jet Hundreds. Dude will be Butler and Henry Hutchinson) make for more panache and an attention to casually phrased, engagement with live, aural activity on than just an insect-mimicking, bone- Thursday, May 11, when the venue hosts a performing at Outpost Performance Space super serious lyricism that make for a rock (210 Yale SE) on Friday, May 12. Born Hunter permeating buzz. These five take what others experience that is somewhat surprising. That’s fundraiser for local K-12 arts education might have grounded in novelty and turn it programs. As you may know, La Tejana Littlebird—up north in Santa during the mid because it comes from two dudes, and not a ‘90s—Hundreds incorporates nods to Native into high flying art. Second, Prism Bitch: whole goddamned rocanrol orchestra. They’re recently shot down a balanced budget Their continued rise to the top of Burque’s proposed by our state’s legislative body, in the American musical tropes, tales of high desert touring their new recording around the states. urban experiences and a leisurely flow in rocanrol heap is loud, luscious, louche. It’s called Lost in Magic City, and yeah they’re process vetoing many bills that would fund K- Further: Mauricio Paez and Karie Morgan, 12 education efforts. A special session will be melody-conscious mixes that are deliriously worth your time, especially if you’ve been def, demonstrating an increasing confidence in AKA The Talking Hours, provide the sort of otherwise disappointed in the simple, smooth needed to sort out our state’s budget and reality-rattling, bare-bones rock that rushes commitment to public education, so it’s no his craft and the studio from where his art and self-absorbed direction taken by some emanates. Admission ranges from a Hamilton through the ears and straight to the heart in a artists of late. It’s always free to get into Burt’s, wonder local individuals and businesses are transgressively winsome way. And then: Fuzzy looking into alternative funding. Listeners for general admission to $25 for a VIP ticket as long as you are 21+. See you there around that includes a CD and photo with Jet. Kid power trio SugarMotor (Adam Saidel, Chris 9pm, but remember it’s back to la resistance with a progressive bent can get in on the Moffat and Justin Curtner) will totally freak action by attending a concert that includes Official and Mitchsimply provide support for the following morning. Keep your lamps this 13+ view from the center of a new you out with their three-headed approach to trimmed and burning, kids. a local luminaries like space jazzmen Pink Freud the genre. For $5 and a 21+ ID, how can you and poptastic punk rock purveyors Full Speed universe where it’s okay to rap but roguish to rock. 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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The process by which cosmic clearance to ask for everything you want without the “hum-and-chuckle kissing dare” or the “churning tucked away in a seedy antique store? I predict that your Zoo Jeans are manufactured is unusual. First, workers apology. This is the later you have been saving yourself radiance while riding the rain cloud” move. Or just invent tribe will specialize in unearthing forgotten valuables, wrap and secure sheets of denim around car tires or big for. Here comes the reward for the hard work you’ve your own variations and give them funny names that add homing in on secret miracles and locating missing mother rubber balls and take their raw creations to the Kamine been doing that no one has completely appreciated. If to the adventure. lodes. Zoo in Hitachi City, Japan. There the denim-swaddled the universe has any prohibitions or inhibitions to objects are thrown into pits where tigers or lions live. As impose, I don’t know what they are. If old karma has been SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Right now the word AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to my the beasts roughhouse with their toys, they rip holes in preventing the influx of special dispensations and helpful “simplicity” is irrelevant. You’ve got silky profundities to lyrical analysis of the astrological omens, here are the cloth. Later, the material is retrieved and used to sew X-factors, I suspect that old karma has at least play with, slippery complications to relish and lyrical examples of the kinds of experiences you might the jeans. Might this story prove inspirational for you in temporarily been neutralized. labyrinths to wander around in. I hope you use these encounter in the next 21 days: 1) interludes that the coming weeks? I suspect it will. Here’s one possibility: opportunities to tap into more of your subterranean reawaken memories of the first time you fell in love; 2) You could arrange for something wild to play a role in LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “I don’t want to be at the powers. From what I can discern, your deep dark people who act like helpful, moon-drunk angels just in the shaping an influence you will have an intimate mercy of my emotions,” said Irish writer Oscar Wilde. “I intelligence is ready to provide you with a host of fresh nick of time; 3) healing music or provocative art that stirs connection with. want to use them, to enjoy them and to dominate them.” clues about who you really are and where you need to a secret part of you—a sweet spot you had barely been In my opinion, that may be one of the most radical vows go. PS: You can become better friends with the shadows aware of; 4) an urge arising in your curious heart to TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Kiss the flame and it is ever formulated. Is it even possible for us human beings without compromising your relationship to the light. speak the words, “I invite lost and exiled beauty back into yours,” teased the poet Thomas Lux. What do you think to gracefully manage our unruly flow of feelings? What my life.” he was hinting at? It’s a metaphorical statement, of you do in the coming weeks could provide evidence that SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can bake your course. You wouldn’t want to literally thrust your lips and the answer to that question might be yes. According to shoes in the oven at 350 degrees for 40 minutes, but PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Ex-baseball player Eric tongue into a fire. But according to my reading of the my reading of the astrological omens, you are now in a that won’t turn them into loaves of bread. Know what I’m DuBose was pulled over by Florida cops who spotted astrological omens, you might benefit from exploring its position to learn more about this high art than ever saying, Sagittarius? Just because a chicken has wings him driving his car erratically. They required him to meanings. Where to begin? May I suggest you visualize before. doesn’t mean it can fly over the rainbow. Catch my drift? submit to a few tests, hoping to determine whether he making out with the steady burn at the top of a candle? You’ll never create a silk purse out of dental floss and had consumed too much alcohol. “Can you recite the My sources tell me that doing so at this particular VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Africa’s highest mountain dead leaves. That’s why I offer you the following advice: alphabet?” they asked. “I’m from the great state of moment in your evolution will help kindle a new source of is Mount Kilimanjaro. Though it’s near the equator, its In the next two weeks, do your best to avoid paper Alabama,” DuBose replied, “and they have a different heat and light in your deep self—a fresh fount of glowing peak is covered year-round with glaciers. In 2001, tigers, red herrings, fool’s gold, fake news, Trojan horses, alphabet there.” I suggest, Pisces, that you try similar power that will burn sweet and strong like a miniature scientists predicted that global warming would melt them straw men, pink elephants, convincing pretenders and gambits whenever you find yourself in odd interludes or sun. all by 2015. But that hasn’t happened. The ice cap is still invisible bridges. There’ll be a reward if you do: close tricky transitions during the coming days—which I receding slowly. It could endure for a while, even though encounters with shockingly beautiful honesty and suspect will happen more than usual. Answer the GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your symbol of power it will eventually disappear. Let’s borrow this scenario as authenticity that will be among your most useful questions you want to answer rather than the ones during the next three weeks is a key. Visualize it. What a metaphor for your use, Virgo. First, consider the blessings of 2017. you’re asked, for example. Make jokes that change the picture pops into your imagination? Is it a bejeweled possibility that a certain thaw in your personal sphere subject. Use the powers of distraction and golden key like what might be used to access an old isn’t unfolding as quickly as you anticipated. Second, CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Of all the signs of the postponement. You’ll need extra slack, so seize it! a treasure chest? Is it a rustic key for a garden gate or an ruminate on the likelihood that it will, however, ultimately zodiac, you Capricorns are the least likely to believe in oversized key for an ornate door? Is it a more modern come to pass. Third, adjust your plans accordingly. mythical utopias like Camelot or El Dorado or thing that locks and unlocks car doors with radio waves? Shambhala. You tend to be uber-skeptical about the HOMEWORK: IF YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO LIVE TO LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Will sex be humdrum and existence of legendary vanished riches like the last 100, WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY IN THE NEXT 5 Whatever you choose, Gemini, I suggest you enshrine it YEARS? TESTIFY AT FREEWILLASTROLOGY.COM. in as an inspirational image in the back of your mind. Just predictable in the coming weeks? No! On the contrary. Russian czar’s Fabergé eggs or King John’s crown jewels. Your interest in wandering out to the frontiers of erotic And yet if wonderlands and treasures like those really do assume that it will subtly inspire and empower you to Go to realastrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s expanded weekly find the metaphorical “door” that leads to the next play could rise quite high. You may be animated and exist, I’m betting that some may soon be discovered by audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. 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