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VOL. XXI, NO. 106 FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1987 the independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s Dancin’ Irish allowed to perform next year By MIRIAM HILL ters complaining that the Dancin’ Irish Senior Staff Reporter “were more bothersome than helpful,” said Corrigan, a member of the board. The Dancin’ Irish will be allowed to In addition to banning the group from perform at basketball games for at football games, the committee made least one more year, but have been several other recommendations. Cor­ barred from appearing at football rigan will appoint an adviser to act as games. a liaison between the Dancin’ Irish and That was the consensus of the eight- the athletic department. member appeals committee appointed to review a recent decision by the fac­ The adviser will schedule court times ulty board in control of athletics to dis­ at,the ACC for the Dancin’ Irish and band the Dancin’ Irish. arrange performances and practices. Associate Vice President for Student Dancin’ Irish co-captains had previ­ Services Father Peter Rocca said ously taken care of such responsibili­ Thursday that the group will be allowed ties. to perform at basketball games next The present and newly elected co­ year “on a trial basis.” captains of the Dancin’ Irish will choose “The question of whether the group an additional adviser to help the group should be disbanded will be reviewed choreograph routines. The advice of a by the appeals committee at the end of choreographer will “ensure the next year,” said Rocca, who chaired quality” of the group’s performance, the committee. Rocca said. The committee decided not to allow In another effort to improve the the Dancin’ Irish to perform at football group’s performance, the committee games because of “confusion over their recommended “that the sound system role” as representatives of Notre (in the ACC) be adjusted to provide ade­ Dame, Rocca said. quate, audible background music, be­ He said the group often had trouble cause at present the system is not suf­ with their routines at football games ficient,” Rocca said. because they had to perform to music Both Rocca and members of the Dan­ being played far away from where they cin’ Irish said they were pleased with were dancing. the committee’s decision. “What may “There was some confusion,” Rocca have seemed like a negative decision said. “People asked, ‘Are they cheer­ from the faculty board in control of ath­ leaders or are they dancers, and if letics . . . in the long run will only they’re dancers, why don’t they have strengthen the performance of the Dan­ any music?’ ” he added. cin’ Irish,” Rocca said. The committee’s decision must be ap­ Dancin’ Irish team member Kristine proved by University Executive Vice Kruczek said the committee’s decision President Father Edmund Joyce and was “a lot more positive than what we Vice President for Student Affairs Fa­ had seen before.” ther David Tyson. Rocca said he was The Dancin’ Irish are a group of confident Joyce and Tyson would give Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s women their approval. who provide halftime entertainment at The group was disbanded Jan. 20 after many men’s basketball games. They The Observer/Mike Moran the faculty board voted to allow only specialize in dance routines to popular The Streets of South Bend Color by Anheuser-Busch, Inc. the cheerleaders and the marching tunes. band to represent the University, ac­ The group has club status and This aerial view of downtown South the golden Dome can always be seen. cording to Director of Athletics Gene operates under the guidance of the Of­ Bend shows some of the city from which Corrigan. The board had received let­ fice of Student Activities. ND psych prof explains ‘stress O’Meara, committee look innoculation’ in recent study By TERRI DEMPSEY and healing and recovery,” Howard for new Engineering Dean REGIS COCCIA said. “(The treatment is) a stress By KENDRA MORRILL Serving on this committee are David innoculation procedure preparatory News Staff Cohn, professor of electrical engineer­ to surgery. It’s a way to deal with News Staff Training to deal with stress has ing; William Gray, chairman and pro­ stress and anxiety so that (patients) The vacancy in the Office of the Dean been linked to lower levels of pain fessor of civil engineering; Albert Mil­ can help their bodies get on with left by former Dean of the College of after surgery according to a study healing,” he said. ler, professor of materials science and Engineering Roger Schmitz has engineering; Thomas Mueller, director recently completed by George Each patient’s recovery rate was resulted in the establishment of a com­ Howard, chairman and associate for engineering research and graduate analyzed by the degree of pain ex­ mittee to elect a successor to the post. professor of psychology at Notre studies and professor of aerospace and perienced throughout recovery, the Schmitz left his position at the begin­ Dame, and doctoral candidate Judith mechanical engineering; Arvind amount of pain medication re­ ning of the semester to serve as vice Wells. Varma, chairman and professor of quested during recovery time, president and associate provost of the Their findings were reported in the chemical engineering; and Notre length of hospital stay, and the pa­ University. December 1986 issue of “Journal of Dame junior John Bienko, a mechanical tient’s cooperativeness with hospital Provost Timothy O’Meara said the Consulting and Clinical Psychol­ engineering major. nurses. (The nurses were unaware rules for the entire selection process ogy.” of which patients had received stress The search for a new dean may take are outlined in the Academic Articles a very long time, according to Patients scheduled for elective innoculation.) of the Faculty Handbook. One of these surgery with an expected recovery O’Meara. “A year should be the ex­ Of the 24 patients participating in rules names the provost, in this case time of three or more days were se­ pected tim e,” he said, but added that the study, aged 14 to 62, those who O’Meara, as the chairman of a six- lected to participate in the study and the process could last from six months had received stress innoculation ex­ member committee for the sole pur­ randomly assigned to treatment and to two years. In the interim, Associate perienced significantly less pain and pose of choosing a new dean. Dean Jam es Taylor will serve as acting control conditions. The treatment stress after their operation. O’Meara said the committee itself is dean of the college. patients received “stress innocula­ “We knew it was going to be help­ elected by the College Council of the “Finding a good dean is usually a tion” to learn how to monitor their ful,” Howard said, “but we didn’t college in which the vacancy of dean- very difficult task,” said O’Meara. He reactions through deep breathing, know how dramatically cost effec­ ship appears. The committee consists said there are many types of criteria muscle relaxation, and thoughts of tive it was going to be. Just on the of five College of Engineering faculty used, and the committee tries to put pleasant, soothing images. real obvious quantifiable aspects of “The mind definitely has a tre­ members who are either full or associ­ mendous influence on the body in see PAIN, page 4 ate professors, and one engineering stu­ dent. see DEAN, page 4 The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 2 In Brief What if? ND students turn

Pizza and fast-food is dead in Florence, Italy since city officials announced they were taking advantage of a tables on South Bend police new law to “protect local traditions.” In recent years, new The following didn’t happen... but it could have. restaurants have sprung up to serve tourists, but the At about midnight on a certain weekend, two opening of new restaurants in historic areas of the city men walked towards a house. One wore a Notre Mike will now be halted to preserve the balance of culture. Dame jacket, the other a striped sweater. They were cops; South Bend cops; South Bend Naughton plainclothes cops. A ccent Copy Editor An Unprecedented fourth term for Indianapolis Mayor They were the best trained, the bravest, the William Hudnut is in sight as the 54-year-old Republican finest of South Bend’s finest; you might say announced Thursday he will be a candidate in the 1988 that they were the finestest. gubernatorial race. “My plan is to go re-election for And they were on a mission. They were the mayor, and serve if elected. However, I don’t foreclose point men, the scouts, for a small army of law any other possibilities,” Hudnut said. - Associated Press enforcement agents who were lying in wait just a few blocks away for a signal that these men had found what they were looking for - un­ derage drinkers. Yes, theirs was a thankless and dangerous Of Interest lot. For their duty of locating Notre Dame off- campus student parties, infiltrating them, and determining if minors were consuming alcohol “The Rite of Election,”a celebration calling was one that had to be performed alone: no three catechumens and twelve candidates to the Easter uniforms, no nightsticks, no dogs. sacraments, takes place Sunday at the 12:15 p.m. liturgy As the two officers of the peace approached at Sacred Heart Church. - The Observer the house their pulses quickened when they heard the distinctive sounds of a large party: “So let’s see some I D.” said the obviously loud music, primal screams, and ancient furni­ exasperated student for the second time. “Stories, Songs and Poems of Ireland”will ture being broken. “Oh, ummm..I left it in my car.” mumbled be the subject of a presentation by Brother Lewis Toohig One of the officers pressed his nose against the cop and walked back to the side of the build­ on Sunday at 7:30 p.m. in the Library Auditorium. - The a cracked window to confirm that there was, ing where his partner was waiting in the Observer indeed, a party in progress; visions of citations shadows. “What happened?” asked the second and divine justice danced in his head when he cop. “I got rejected at the door.” muttered “The Education of Liberation Leaders: A spotted several partygoers who were clearly the first. Comparison Of Gandhi, King and Moses” will be presented under-age. ‘You got carded? I don’t believe it!” by Dr. Charles Willie, sociologist and professor of educa­ Now the two faced the last, and greatest “I know, neither can I. What are we going to tion and urban studies at Harvard University tonight at 7 hurdle; they had to gain entrance to the party do?” p.m. in Room 122 Hayes-Healy. -The Observer in order to confirm that minors were, in fact, “Wait, I have an idea, I have my younger drinking. In the past, this had been a relatively brother’s I D. I’ll pretend it’s mine.” easy task, but since the recent raids the depart­ And with that brilliant thought, the second Free Blood Pressure and Blood Sugar Screenings ment had been receiving reports that students cop walked to the door of the house where he will be given Monday, March 9, at Saint Joseph Hospital, were becoming more wary about who joined too was confronted by the studentbouncer; he from 8 a.m. until 12 p.m. The Tests will be taken in the their social gatherings. boldly handed over his fake I D. Saint Elizabeth Room on the hospital ground level. Those The two officers conferred outside of the The student/bouncer took it out of its holder, persons who want their blood glucose level tested should house and decided to gain entry one at a time held the I D. up to the light, rubbed the date to not eat or drink anything but water for two hours prior to so as to be less conspicuous. The first, who see if it would smear, and then looked at the coming to Saint Joseph Hospital. The- Observer looked younger, went around to the front door information on the back. “What’s your sign?” and opened it. He was about to step into the he demanded. The cop’s mind reeled; what was party when an arm shot out from behind the his brother’s sign? He had no idea. He had An International Festival will be held Saturday door and blocked his way. The undercover cop memorized the birthdate, but now he couldn’t at 7:30 p.m. in Washington Hall. - The Observer turned in surprise and immediately beheld a remember whether someone born in April was rather large young man who was sitting on a a Cancer or a Gemini. As he pondered, he could stool next to the door. see the student/bouncer’s eyes narrow. Finally, Candidates for class election can drop off “Let’s see some I D.” said the student. out of sheer desperation, he shrieked “Cancer! receipts with Judicial Coordinator Maria Cintron who is “I.D.?” asked the cop. I’m a Cancer!!” overseeing class elections. Candidates can reach Maria “Ya, can’t you read?” replied the stu­ The student/bouncer sighed, “you know you’re at 239-6283, and may drop off receipts at her office, second dent/bouncer as he pointed to a large sign next lucky that I don’t take this away from you. Now floor LaFortune, between 2 - 3 p.m. today or 10 -11 a.m. to the door. Printed on it in bold black letters get out of here before I run you in.” With a Monday. J-Board Chairpersons can pick up ballots Monday was the following, “YOU MUST PRESENT A look of dejection and drooping shoulders, the 9 - 10 p.m. and Wednesday 7 - 8 p.m. - The Observer VALID NOTRE DAME OR SAINT MARY’S cop found his partner. The two trudged back to I D. AT THE DOOR. NO MAJORS (ANYONE their car. OVER 22 YEARS OF AGE) WILL BE “What are we going to do now?” Electronic Game Designer John Newcomber SERVED” “I don’t know. Let’s hit the bars.” will talk about his work with Williams Electronics, where t " M - W-%- =x= =x= =»<= he designed the popular video game, Joust, today at 3:20 p.m. in Room 200 of the Riley Hall of Art& Design. - The Observer Dr. Charles Willie Weather Sociologist from Harvard University "On the Education of Liberation Leaders: Elvis lives as we re back in the 50s A Comparison Between and lower 60s. Let’s rock and roll with the king under sunny skies today and Ghandi, King, and Moses" tomorrow. When the weather’s this good, we ain’t nothing but hound dogs. - The Friday, 7:00 pm Observer 122 Hayes-Healy Sponsored By Black Cultural Arts Festival The Observer -M------M ■ ■ ** • *.- W ' ------* = =Hs

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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except -$1.50 during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre EG Auditorium Dame. Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. Absolutely bO alcohol allowed! The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 3 Redbud program gives opportunity to get away By MARIA DOTI It offers students and faculty a News Staff chance to live and work to­ gether in close harmony with The Saint Mary’s art depart­ nature. ment will offer its 13th annual “It was a great ‘hands-on’ ex­ Redbud Summer Workshop perience,” said Hope Abbott, a May 18-30 at the Redbud Trail Saint Mary’s nursing major Camp near Buchanan, Mich. and 1986 Redbud participant. The program is open to According to Sister Cecelia anyone 18 years of age or older. Kelly, a professor of art at Participants can earn three Saint Mary’s, the program credits, transferable to many develops a deeper awareness in institutions, in either students outside in a natural printmaking, drawing and environment than what is nor­ painting, raku ceramics and mally obtained in a studio sit­ sculpture, photography or field uation. biology. “You live, eat and sleep art,” “It is not limited to art said Ann Laverty, a Saint majors, nor is it limited to Mary’s sophomore and partic­ people who already attend ipant in the 1986 program. “It Saint Mary’s or Notre Dame,” was hard work, but a fun expe­ explained Bill Sandusky, assis­ rience.” tant professor of art and coord­ Redbud can be beneficial if 1 inator of Moreau art gallery at you need to get away from Saint Mary’s. things, Sandusky said. It’s a The Observer/Fred Dobie The past few years, there has chance to get totally involved The Crunch bunch been an average of about 25 stu­ in a particular subject without dents attending the workshop. distractions, she said. Senior Sophie Twarog, chairman of the Over­ ect that aims to end world hunger by commu­ seas Development Network, conducts a nity improvement. meeting for the Great Hunger Cleanup, a proj­ The Observer Man accused in severed legs case says ‘no’ The news department is now accepting applications for the Associated Press coerced by police into confes­ Fry man’s remarks were following positions: sions. published Thursday in a HAMILTON, Ohio - A fair- John Fryman, 24, said in an copyright story in The Cincin­ Assistant News Editor field man accused of killing a interview from the Butler nati Post. Copy Editor Cincinnati woman, cutting off County Jail “extenuating cir­ “There’s a lot of things that her legs and discarding them cumstances” led to the death haven’t been said. There’s a lot Senior Staff Reporter in an Indiana churchyard, now of Monica Lernen, 21, but he of things involved that nobody says he and his girlfriend were would not elaborate. seems to be following up on, NOTE: Application deadlines have been moved up. Resumes and I’m kind of fearful for my and personal statements are due by Friday, March 6 at 7 p.m. family,” Fryman said. Questions should be directed to Chris Bednarski or Jim Riley at the Observer office (239-5313). The Observer According to an arrest war­ rant, Fryman admitted killing The independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame Lemen Feb. 10 in his mobile Tanning Center and Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for the follow­ home, where authorities found ing position: evidence linking Fryman to satanic worship. Beverly Cox, \ i ' Assistant Advertising Design 20, who lived with Fryman, ad­ mitted helping him in the Manager slaying, the warrant said. U i The Sun Shine In Please leave a letter of application at the Fryman said that during office by Monday, March 9,1987at 5 p.m. questioning by police in In­ Questions should b e directed to Michael Whitton diana after his arrest Feb. 19, FIRST VISIT FREE! he “sat there and refused to talk to them until they jumped Featuring 24 bulb b ed s with facial Unit. in my face and decided they Our large, contoured b ed s are over 7 feet long wanted to bruise me up slight­ ly.” and provide a 360° tan. “Then I just kind of nodded 2314 So. Bend Ave.(next to Martins) LEGAL my head to everything they Call for appointment 277-6444 said,” Fryman said. Open 8-8 Mon-Fri 8-4 Saturday Fairfield Police Chief Gary Rednour called Fryman’s EAGLES claims a “bunch of baloney.” Butler County Prosecutor John Holcomb said a judge will de­ termine the legitimacy of the Zarroll Auditorium confessions and refused fur­ ther comment. D $1.00 ONLYI! THEATRE iif GUIDE Sponsored by SMC Student Government THEATRES

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On 3- 2:03 a.m. - A Keenan Hall resident 5-87 it was found that the purse was reported that someone threw a soup not stolen and it was returned to its Tuesday can at his fourth-floor window and owner. broke it. 5 p.m. - Planner Hall resident re­ 8:30 p.m. - A student reported receiv­ ported the theft of a power ing 2 harrassing phone calls from a booster/EQ from his car while it was 3:07 a.m. - A Security officer on pa­ female caller. parked in the D-2 lot. Suspects also trol spotted a vehicle abandoned on attempted to take a set of speakers Elmhurst Street just east of the 9:30 p.m. - An off-campus student re­ from the car but were unsuccessful. campus. It was found that the car ported the theft of his wallet from an Loss is set at $40. had been stolen from a South Bend unlocked locker at the Rockne resident on 3-3-87. The car is being Memorial. The incident took place 8:50 p.m. - An employee of Building held at NDSD for the time being. sometime between 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. Services reported a hit-and-run ac­ Loss is stated at $31. cident while his car was parked in the A-l lot. Apparently another ve­ 4:30 p.m. A visitor to the campus hicle struck and dented his car’s from Mt. Morris, MI was slightly in­ Thursday right front fender. Damage is esti­ jured after she lost her footing when mated at approximately $70. exiting the Administration Building. 3:49 a.m. - A security officer on pa­ Security responded and assisted the trol found a car battery in the D-2 10:45 p.m. - Two cars were involved woman back to her vehicle as she lot. The property is being held at in a minor traffic accident just south refused any medical treatment. NDSD. of the Library Circle on Juniper Rd. Both cars were northbound on 11:40 p.m. - A Dillon Hall resident Juniper approaching the light. As the 8 p.m. - A student reported to Secur­ reported damage done to his vehicle first car was slowing in traffic it was ity that he had been receiving a se­ while it was parked in the CD-I lot. rear-ended. No one was injured. ries of harrassingthreatening phone It appears that another car did the Damage to both cars together was calls. Three calls have been received damage while trying to park. approximately $200. in the past two weeks. Damage is set at $500. Continental tries to amend spelling error Associated Press for printing “Worchester” in ets to anywhere Continental its timetables when it began flies in the United States. service Feb. 1 between Mayor Timothy Cooney and WORCESTER, Mass. - First, Worcester and Washington. police officials ruled out the Continental Airlines mis­ Under the plan, the first 100 giveaway in the interest of spelled Worcester in its new people showing up at the public safety. However, the air­ Fram es of reference The observerFred Dowe timetables. Then it tried to Worcester Airport ticket line’s telephone information make amends. counter Wednesday morning service was telling people as The bicycles parked outside the entrance to the Memorial Library Continental officials decided and correctly spelling the city’s late as 7 a.m. they should go to illustrate the contrast between stillness and motion, as students to give away tickets in apology name would get round-trip tick­ the airport. whiz into the ’Brare for an evening of study. Dean continued from page 1 these criteria together to choose the right person. HAPPY 21st!! First, O’Meara said, the can­ didate must be “well respected (No Shots Please) and. . .highly regarded as an engineer in his own dis­ cipline. . . He must be a good role model for the faculty.” Love, -K* Secondly, the candidate should have good skills in ad­ Rob, Steve and Scott. ministration, O’Meara said. 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Emphasizing lives. ported and this support may give them sity Counseling Center. the resources that others have inside The most valuable gift that we can the strength they need to better deal “No man is an island,” “Lean on themselves can help them to walk on give others who are in pain is our un­ with their problem and their feelings me,” and “You’ve got a friend,” are their own instead of needing others to derstanding and acceptance. Listening about it. just a few examples of popular expres­ carry them, and this will help them to to others and trying to understand the sions conveying a sense that caring for maintain a sense of dignity, self­ situation as they experience it and their Pamela Nath is a doctoral student in others is a common and natural reac­ esteem, and independence. Your friend feelings as they feel them is the best counseling psychology and is working tion. However, caring can be a lot may want some support while working way to show others that we care. When as a counselor at UCC this year. harder than it seems. Many times when towards strengthening his or her own someone we care about is hurting, we resources, and one way to show that feel helpless and uncertain about what you care is to help your friend to locate might be the best thing to do. Some­ sources of support in friends, teachers, times we are so emotionally involved counselors, priests or others. P.O.Box Q that it becomes difficult to sort out what Finally, don’t insist on taking the pain might or might not be helpful. away from your friend. It’s often diffi­ cult for us to recognize the opportunity Pamela Nath that is a part of suffering, but experi­ Acceptance should be than to do something. Lately I see so encing the feeling and pain within our­ many nice guys and girls around me selves can help us to learn more about based on the individual that just sit around moping instead of guest column ourselves, grow stronger, and develop making a move. Not only should guys a greater sensitivity to, and under­ Dear Editor: take a chance and pick up the phone, Seeing someone you care about in standing of, those around us. Carl Jung, Three cheers for Mark McLaughlin! but what’s wrong with phones in the pain can evoke many different feelings. a famous psychologist, once wrote: “If He is so right about people’s dress codes girl’s dorms? Why sit around waiting You may feel helpless because it seems you get rid of the pain before you have in college. However, not only is collegefor a guy to call? Call him! Wow - a like there’s no way to change the situa­ answered its questions, you get rid of a place where there are so many avail­ real light bulb there! I mean it’s not tion, angry that someone you care the self along with it.”______able women and men but it is the last like we’re living in Victorian times about has to experience so much pain, chance to look like a student. How many anymore? Is it? guilty that you are unable to prevent ‘Emphasizing the resources of us girls will be able to get away with Being that Spring fever is about to their pain, and anxious about what the that others have inside rolling out of bed and going to work? descend on us all, (if it hasn’t already) outcome will be. The first step in being Will guys be allowed to walk around why don’t we hang up fears, get some helpful to others is to spend some time themselves can help them with a five o’clock shadow for five days self confidence (anywhere we can find exploring and sorting out these conflict­ to walk on their own in­ in the real world? Don Johnson does not it) and give that “special” person ing feelings. You may worry that you’re a real fashion trend set. you’ve had your eye on a call? Try it - being selfish, and feel guilty about stead of needing others to In the meantime I think we should say the weather has gone to your heads! focusing on the feelings that you are carry them ../______just accept each other for what we are, Say anything! You might even want to having when your friend is going people. Underneath the clothes - that’s try the truth! I mean we all like to hear through such a difficult time, but lis­ Trying to reassure others that things what we all are. that somebody thinks we re special! tening to your own feelings will make are better than they seem may con­ I also agree with McLaughlin’s point Kathryn Panos you stronger and better able to under­ vince them either that you don’t under­ about how much easier it is to complain McCandless Hall stand and care for your friend. stand how they really feel (which may Another reason why its important to make them feel more alone) or that its be aware of your own feelings is that not okay to feel how they’re feeling this awareness will help you to rem em ­ (which may make them feel worse ber that your friend is a separate per­ about themselves). Another way that son. Although this sounds simple, it is we may try to take away the pain of really a very difficult thing to remem­ others is by doing our best to lessen or ber when a person we care about is eliminate the hurt that is a natural con­ W e s hurting. It’s easier to talk about the in­ sequence of their behavior. Pain can dependence and autonomy of others be a signal that there are changes that it is to stand back and allow some­ which we need to make in our lives, one you love to neglect taking care of and by lessening your friend’s pain, you m him or herself in the way you think is may be eliminating one motivation for best. When we see others who don’t him or her to change. This is referred seem to be taking care of themselves, to by counselors who work with al­ NOOPlWX- our first impulse may be to rush in an coholic families as enabling, because try to make things better for them. It by taking away the pain associated with may seem that finding solutions for the person’s problem - such as an eating others is a way of caring for them, but disorder, alcoholism, or even irrespon­ deciding for someone else takes away sibility, you enable them to continue from their power to choose what is best their behavior. The most caring thing for them. to do in this situation is to allow others A more constructive approach to to experience the natural consequences caring is to begin by focusing on (and of their behavior, while at the same helping your friend to see) the time helping them to find the support Doonesbury______Garry Trudeau

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CALL WELCOME the Wordprocessing-T yping DIANNE 1325 or ANN 3846 Need cash for VW pop-up camper bus CHRI&PAUL 232-3629 MARY, ROLLS, AND RAMBO!!! "Six Monther" 272-8827 to go see Jerry on April 10th. Make an Hope the weekend is fun and maybe SHOW ME offer - X1945 Joe. SOPHOMORES SOPHOMORES even a bit relaxing?!!! Can't wait to see THE WAY TO OLD ST. LOUIE! Softball Tournament ya. Typing Need a ride to St. Louis for Spring Break. Sunday, March 8 $$ HELP ONE OF JERRY’S KIDS! I Love, Maria Free Pickup and Delivery Can leave anytime Friday. Will share ex­ PICK UP ROSTER IN CLASS OFFICE NEED A TIX FOR FRIDAY DEAD SHOW 277-7406 penses. Call Laura at X3722. BY 5:00 FRIDAY, MARCH 6. IN CHICAGO, APRIL 10. CALL JIM X1143.$$$ HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP WANTED Need GRADUATION TIX. Call Kim at PRO-TYPE ME!!! THE URGE! 2687. Quality work, word processing I need a ride to Brookville, IN. If you are SAT. at CHIPS TYPISTS - $500 weekly at home! 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For all you bu s running every 1/2 hr for break:if you need two riders to share WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU do,this BUD’s for you! R em em ber liquor Did you take-findkteakborrow my Bible? from LeMana circle,ND circle,K of C expenses, call John 1158 and leave WERE TURNED ON? IT'S BEEN 3 runs (thanks), the BEST bartender on Yea, the day-glo orange one left in message.we are desperate! LONG, C-O-L-D MONTHS FOR US... campus, playing with your food, PLAID! O'Shag or Cushing. Thank you St. Jude for your help- Love, the "HOTTT" Farley chicks. P S. Consider it yours, but could I PLEASE Thank you St. Jude for your help- Spitfire (M..) , we re going to miss you have the papers inside back? They're SARA MARLEY Sorry about not calling, Thank you St. Jude for your help- next year important, really! PLEASE send or return I still like you. them to 404 P.W. Thanks...... Carrie R.IH Anyway I am alive even though I've 3 It's only been 10 minutes for me . . Carrie R.HI mid-terms I NEED RIDES TOFROM MIDWAY AIR­ what’s wrong with you people? You'd C arrie R.IH next Thurs. Can’t make the ride for break, Found: leather jacket. Call 283-3507 and PORT KAPLAN JUNE LSAT PREP CLASS think this campus was a virgin vault or Carrie RJII I'm ask for Garrett. I need to arrive at Midway by 9:30 pm STARTING NOW! CALL 272-4135. something. (Relax. I’m just teasing; there will be no going to glorious up-state NY, sounds like fun,huh? on Fri. Mar. 13 and I need a ride back personal today, but tomorrow, who LOST: EEL-SKIN WALLET! Probably lost to ND from Midway on Mon. Mar. 23. iris NOT TOO LATE TO ENROLL FOR knows? Keep in touch - Marilyn in tho engineering auditorium or at the Icould leave the airport anytime after 6:00 KAPLAN MCAT PREP CLASS. CALL S.dining hall on Sat., the 21st of am. CALL PAUL £2287. 272-4135. DEMAND CIRCUS LUNCH DEMAND All right, All right! All right Amyl!! I'll vote February. If found please contact John FREUDIAN SLIP CIRCUS LUNCH DEMAND CIRCUS for you: just let me get my clothes back Eustermann at 1066. Please keep trying MARCH 7TH ** 194 ** LUNCH on, ok? to get ahold of me, andbr leave a mes­ K of C sage Wphone £l I really need the wallet! NEED RIDE TO MINNEAPOLIS FOR Knock’em dead HIGH NOONEI Beat of BREAK! IF YOU HAVE ROOM FOR A luck tonight catch ya on the courta- LOST: the phone £ of the girl nam ed RIDER PLEASE CALL ANNE AT 2939. Dirty blonde. STEAK FAJITAS Suzie (Susan) who possibly found John TO DANCE! E usterm ann's WALLET! Please call me D ressed In black...... - ...... - ...... Mom & Dad - Do you read these things? Need ride to Ohio State on March 6. Will Gold blouse. FREDDY- I’m not usually this forward, back! I’ve tried to contact you but to no Know what? I love you. Thanks for loving pay. Call Karen at 284-4393. JAKE DVORAK HAPPY BIRTHDAY Near the construction. but... HUDDLE-SAT.-6:30 avail! I need the wallet desperately I! call me so much ROSES ARE RED, Going to her 10:10 class. I'll be wearing a red sweater 283-1066, or stop by room 203 Alumni Daddy’s Little Girt (the design editor). I desperately need a ride to North VIOLETS ARE BLUE, Hall. You'll m ake my day. Carolina for spring break. John £3362 JUST FOR YOU G^ “ l...... ALUMNI...... LOVE, IRISH WAKE!!!! IRISH WAKEIMI IRISH LOST: AIRLINE TICKETS ON EAST AN­ Need riders to Columbia SC for break. ' AMY B ...... WAKEIIII Thank-you St. Jude! GELA BLVD. ON 3 3 AT APPROX. 8:00 Call 284-5056 after 10pm. POOR COLLEGE STUDENT IRISH WAKEIIII A.M. PLEASE CALL 232-9835 OR 283- I WAS NICE THE FIRST TIME IRISH WAKEIIII Attention all KATHLEEN C. CHRISTIE 2877 (LEAVE A MESSAGE). THANKS!! INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL Security is on the prowl for a canary yel- IRISH WAKEIIII fans: Guess what? She did it- she made RT PLANE TIX FOR SALE FOR SPRING SAT. MARCH 7 BREAK OR GOING HOME TO WEST low car. We're getting closer! Turn your- THE BEST SYR ON CAMPUS!!! RAH!!! Give her a call at SMC-5239 to 7:30PM WASHINGTON HALL congratulate her,or stop by LeMans to LOST: MAROON WALLET W/ BLACK COAST/TUCSON, ARIZONA Leave 3 1 5 self in. Call 1079 today...... FREE ADMISSION ...... ANDREW AND PAUL IS CARROLL THE do so in person! Also, we re proud of STRIPES AND VELCRO FLAP. LOST Return 32 3 to O'HARA $130 RT CHEAP PLEASE HELP ME, CALL J J X3255 OR Come see 40 ways to attract a man! NEXT HOWARD? "Cuddles” Cummings-that macho AT CAMPUS VIEW APARTMANTS, Marine dude from Zahm also made RA- MARCH 2. IF FOUND PLEASE CALL 287-5404 OR SEND MESS. TO 141 REGINA HALL FORMAL FASHION ...... L.S. HAPPY 3 MONTHS III ONE WEEK SHOW I don't want to CHOKE on a SENIOR -good job, Thomas!! Mr. Cummings will KURT AT £3289 OR COME TO 235 KEENAN TIL CHICAGO-CANT WAIT ! P R. Sun. March 8 FORMAL bid. If interested, call be accepting congrats all week at ND- KEENAN. $10,000 REWARD!!! 2:00 P.M. REGINA LOUNGE SHAFTED at 288-2912 1307, or leave a message with his per­ sonal m anager, Mr. Drummll! Congrats LOST-Hat, Cat, in French "chat $1.00 ADMISSION ...... SENIORS - 1 need your extra graduation INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL to both of you 11 Love always, Brandy! chapeau" REWARD, REWARD, tickets!! Do you need extra cash for SATURDAY MARCH 7 REWARD, and REWARD! Somebody's FOR SALE Senior Formal or Spring Break? Call me Mark "Mickey Mouse " McLaughlin got my three-handled family gradunza! Need a ride to PHILADELPHIA, PA 7.30 WASHINGTON HALL and we can talk!! Tom 1251 AREA for Spring Break call Trish 284- FREE ADMISSION Would you like to take the monorail over That's right! My GOLF HAT. And I really Keyboard Synthesizer for sale In good 5498 INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL for dinner? need it back. So PeeWee s puttin' up a condition $300 call 1306 Need graduation tickets. Will sell my ...... SATURDAY MARCH 7 There are still a few who think you are $1,000,000.24 reward. GOLF HAT LOST roommate for them. Call Mark at 2339. GONG SHOW 7:30 WASHINGTON HALL a figment. on Mon.Mar.2, in South Dining Hall. Tan SPRING BREAK SPECIAL ONE WAY GONG SHOW FREEADMISSION Dinner will be as exciting as SPACE with uniquely bent brim, patch says: BEL­ TICKET TO LOS ANGELES OPEN MOUNTAIN AND THE HAUNTED LEVUE COUNTRY CLUB. Nam e says GONG SHOW TICKET GOOD THRU MAR 23 $89 Adam Adam Adam Adam HOUSE C.R.Dougherty. C’mon, please call 3110 GREAT SHOW at W ashington Hall on CALL TIM 272-2339 Looking forward to a fun night. Don’t SARAH, combined!! with any info. Friday March 6th. Proceeds go to a great worry - I'll go easy on you . . . jacket & cause in South Bend. BE THERE! BE Thank you for being there when I needed Love, The Mouskateers at Epcot Center 2 one-w ay tlx Chicago to NY 18 May tie. Be there. - JA THERE! BE THERE! you. I'm looking forward to Saturday 1987 $75 ea call Steph 277-8241 night. I luv you the m ostest. GONG SHOW ME FREUDIAN SLIP THIS SAT. FOR RENT CAR FOR SALE: 73' Buick; 75,000 miles: TIM - CALL MARGARET. GOD GONG SHOW LIVEI-K of C;8:30-12 reliable student car. $550 or best offer. GONG SHOW Call Tony at 287-3923. PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! GONG SHOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA! FURNISHED HOMES CLOSE TO ND with GONG SHOW Have som e Jello and lots of punch, you're Need Ride to FOR NEXT SCHOOL YEAR 287-6389 HELP! 1 ROUND TRIP PLANE TICKET THE LAW GONG SHOW in for a night with a crazy bunch. The ST. LOUIS TO DENVER OR ASPEN, CO. FOR at 8:00 TONIGHT, WASHINGTON HALL night will get long and you'll begin to fear; for Break FURNISHED HOUSE FOR NEXT SPRING BREAK $180 OR LESS! CALL CHIPS Friday Night TICKETS ON SALE AT THE DOOR the duel with the bucket is growing near!!! Can leave on Fri. & will help w expenses. SCHOOL YEAR 255-3684288-0955 LUIS 1550 We love you all the world!! Call Kim at SMC5481 The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 7 McGuire labels Big Ten basketball conference of the future The last few years, it seems, when it’s convened in Kansas Iowa loses very little and Dr. One, they have a TV package both the coaches and players the power has been swinging city. The Troy Lewis and Todd Tom Davis will have gone now during the week, which to realize that basketball is a from conference to conference, Mitchell show is an automatic through his baptismal year in keeps the recruiting door about contact sport. back and forth like kids in a renewal, like Cosby, and with Hawkeye-land. What is it they the size of the Holland Tunnel One other thing: Look for the schoolyard. them back again, Coach Gene say? The beat goes on ... And -and they get more than their style of play in the Big Ten to In 1985, the Big East ended Keady finds himself at eye what can you say about In­ fair share of national hook-ups change a litte in the near future up holding a block party at Lex­ level in the state of Indiana diana? Except to know that from the Big Three networks -from Bobby Knight’s motion of ington, and last year, the ACC with Digger and Bobby. year-in and year-out, with on the weekends. fense and kamikaze defense to dominated the AP-UPI Top 10, Then there’s Michigan, Coach Bob at the helm, they’re Dr. Tom Davis’ coast-to-coast even though Duke finally fell which has a J R. Reid-class on the money. Two, because Chicago has defense, multiple substitutions, short in the finals to the Car­ player in 6-9 Terry Mills, who’s Perennial orphans become the crown jewel, when and a wearing down of the op­ dinals of Louisville in Dallas. now down under Proposition 48, Northwestern and Wisconsin it comes to producing blue-chip ponent with movement rather will have to find some new bog high school players, passing up than physical-ness. shoes, because there’s very the New York-Washington This trend, I feel, should take Al little chance they’re going to D C., and the L A.-San Fran­ about three weeks to work into get out of the sub-basement, cisco areas as proving grounds place -a lot quicker than when McGuire but Minnesota has a proven or factories. And Chicago is Bobby Knight’s style changed warrior in Clem Hakins, who being pushed by Detroit. Then, the Big Ten from a run-and-gun Hoopla previously did such a great job too, most of the schools in theconference to one of deliberate, of rebuilding Western Ken­ Big Ten are THE shcool in the half-court offense and strong, This year, it’s the Big Ten by as is another outstanding tucky from the ashes. The Gop­ state, so they pretty much get man-to-man, box-out defense. six lengths over the rest of the player in 6-2 Rumeal Robinson. hers might need another year first pick of the litter when it field -with commissioner And don’t forget the Buckeyes to return respectability, but comes to homegrown players Now it’s going to be changing Wayne Duke smugly resting of Ohio State, who are adjust­ look for them to bounce back. who develop in their areas. again, because of Tom Davis, his whip as he looks back over ing to Gary Williams’ intense Finally, I believe the Big Ten and Coach Williams at Ohio his shoulder. coaching style, as a new era And last, but certainly not will do well at tourney-time, State -who was Davis’ assistant Personally, I think the Big gets underway along the Olen- least, there’s Michigan State. will be more ready for tourna­ at Boston College. What you’re Ten will maintain that distance tangy River. Things are kind of on cruise ment play, because they don’t going to see, in the Big Ten, is through next year -the 1987-88 control right now in East Lan­ have a post-season conference coast-to-coast defense, long season -and who knows how far Illinois has two Proposition sing, but the Spartans are al­ tournament. They play a solid benches, massive substitu­ beyond? 48 kids too -6-5 Nick Anderson ways testy and a killer at home. round-robin, with each home- tions, all of which are ways of Talk about a solid line-up. and 6-6 Ervin Small -but the Overall, then, the Big Ten is and-home game being a extending the intensity of the Even the Rockettes have got to true all-American should be the conference of the immedi­ firecracker, and they play a game by playing the whole be envious. transfer Kenny Battle, a 6-6 ate future, and I think could reasonably tough court. First, there’s Purdue, and gold mine who transferred possibly make it awkward for out-of-conferecne schedule. What you’re also going to see my prediction is that the from Northern Illinois. Add to the rest of the country this com­ And, they are -without a doubt is a conference so talent-laden, Boilermakers will be the odds- that Marcus Liberty, the high ing March in the Crescent City. -the most physical conference in so solid, that it’s going to take on favorite to win the Big Ten school player of the year, and There are a number of the country, where it seems the rest of the country at least next year, and to continue right the Fighting Illini should be an reasons I believe the Big Ten that the refs have consistently another season or two to catch through to the Final Four, even better club next year. will repeat next season: slow whistles, which allows up. BUY OBSERVER CLASSIFIEDS Sobering Advice can save a life Think Before y o u Drink Tonight the Before You Drive L ite ra ry F

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'When Irish Eyes are Smjling Tomorrow the It’s our Colleen Literary Festival Presents: W alter Winner of the Pen / Faulkner Award in 1981 for How German Is It and author of Alphabetical Africa HAPp V gist BIRTHDAY! 8:00 pm Library Auditorium Z Thanks and Love to a Great Daughter. / /Mom and DADjl \ The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 8 Irish look for big finish at Dayton, Sports Briefs some momentum for tournament The ND women’s soccer club’s blue and yellow teams both have games at Turners this Sunday. If you By PETE GEGEN lineup, however, is not as game, adding 17 points and four need to know the times contact Kate at 2904.-The Observer Assistant Sports Editor settled. Head Coach Don rebounds. Stevenson shared Donoher has started 12 differ­ high-scorer honors with Royal The ND sailing club will hold an “ Open House DAYTON, Ohio - With a bid ent players this season. At for­ on the strength of a perfect Regatta” tomorrow at 1 p.m. at the Boathouse on St. to the NCAAs all but wrapped ward, Donoher will play senior seven-of-seven from the foul Joseph’s Lake. Free t-shirts and food will be offered. -The up, the Irish will be looking to Ed Young (8.1 points, 4.3 line. Observer carry momentum into the rebounds) and freshman An­ Stevenson was also the only tournament when they travel to thony Corbitt (10.1 points, 4.8 bright spot the last time Notre Dayton to face the 13-14 Flyers rebounds), and the center slot Dame visited the University of tomorrow afternoon at 2 will be filled by sophomore Dayton Area, scoring a career- The Observer (WNDU-TV). Steve Pittman, who started the high 23 points in the losing But Dayton is certain not to game in January, and fresh­ cause. The independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint make that task easy. Last man Troy McCracken (5.1 The Irish will be facing an Mary’s is now accepting applications for the following positions: season the Flyers edged the points, 4.3 rebounds). atmosphere similar to that at Irish in Dayton, 67-65, and in In the game at the ACC this Marquette last weekend. The January Dayton gave Notre season, Dayton rallied back battle of the independents has Business Page Editor Dame a scare before going the from an 11-point deficit to make heated up the rivalry between final four minutes without the score 57-55 with 4:03 left in the schools, and Notre Dame is Head Driver scoring and losing, 66-55. the game. But Notre Dame always a strong incentive for Questions should be directed to Brian Murray at the Observer “This will be an interesting used free throws, like it has so the Dayton fans to go crazy. office (239-5303). Applications are due by Monday, March 9. game for us, especially consid­ many times this season, to seal “I’m sure there is nothing ering it’s Dayton’s last home the win. they would like better than to game and the last appearance The Irish also used strong finish by beating Notre Dame,” for their seniors,” said Irish defense to shut down the said Phelps, who holds a 3-6 head coach Digger Phelps. “I Flyers. Christie only scored record at UD Arena. “It’ll be The Observer think there’s a lot of motivation eight points and had just two a very emotional setting, and I for both teams because nobody assists, and team-leading think we’ve got to go out there wants to end the regular season scorer Grant was held to five and do the same things we did The independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint by losing. In our case, we’d like points. up at Marquette last Saturday. Mary’s is now accepting applications for the following positions: to head into the post-season But for the Irish, the game We’ve got to try to take control with a positive.” marked the emergence of Gary early, not let them make any Two seniors will be starting Voce. The junior center was a big runs and just play hard for Day Chief for the Flyers. Forward An­ perfect six-of-six from the field40 minutes.” thony Grant is both the top and added two free-throws for Against the independents, Day Editors scorer and rebounder for his first double-figure game of Dayton has lost twice to Dayton, averaging 12.6 and 6.1 the season. Voce also grabbed DePaul, 80-64 and 88-65, and Typists respectively, while guard Dan has split with Marquette, win­ 12 rebounds. In his last 14 Questions should be directed to Kim Yuratovac at the Observer Christie adds 11.4 points a games, Voce has averaged 6.9 ning 59-57 and losing 64-57. In game and has dished out 133 points. their last game Tuesday, the office (239-5313). Resume and personal statement are due by assists. Donald Royal helped the Flyers lost to Western Ken­ Monday, March 9 at 7 p.m. The rest of the starting Irish dominate the inside tucky, 78-72. ND faces off with Lake Forest in ACHA playoffs Special to The Observer Beta Gamma Sigma The Notre Dame hockey team heads into American Col­ The National Honor Society for Students in The College of Business legiate Hockey Association playoff action this weekend at the ACC. The first opponent of the Irish Congratulations! will be the top seed in the tourn­ ament, Lake Forest, which Constance Kristen Strougal swept Notre Dame in a two- Juniors O'Connor Thompson game series two weeks ago. Robert Bush Michael O'Grady Debra The Irish take a 9-18-1 record Thomas Dugard Susan Odland into the tournament, and the David Earhart Edward Phillips MBA Students opening face-off with the Thomas Gabbert Julie Pietras Foresters is Friday night at 9. Kevin Herbert Katherine Ruppe Nancy Ball The winner of that game Laurie Holderread James Vizzini Stephen B oilman takes on the winner of the Kent Christopher Isaak Saadi Chowdhury State-Michigan-Dearborn con­ Christi Jajesnica Seniors Admitted as Juniors Peter Dolan test, which gets underway Jeffrey Kochanek Dimitrios Fessas Friday at 6. The losers meet on Leslie Lachapelle Lori Arick Priscilla Gove Saturday afternoon at 5, and Lewis Nunes Gregory Bakeis Ricky Hans the championship game is James O'Brien Thomas Buitweg Kiyoshi Kamiyama slated to follow at 8 p.m. Douglas Ramler Maria Cintron Catherine Markley Junior captain Mike McNeill Richard Reynolds Colleen Donnelly Thomas Mattimore is fresh off of a three-goal per­ James Riley Christopher Durbin Tammy Miller formance at the Alabama- Michael Ruff Sharon Fedor Scott Miller Huntsville tourney last Alisa Sabolsice Judith Frame Gregory Mosser weekend James Seymour Laura Gleason Katherine Raymond “We had a lot of good things Paul Spieldenner Brooks Gruemmer Jonathan Ritz happen last weekend, even Scott Hammel Suzanne Russell though we lost the tourney,” Michael Hofbauer Thomas Shurig s^iyh^y^TS^oun^center New Senior Members Anne Iacono Phillip Smith David Jacobi Neal Smith The Observer Deborah Argus Amy Jesnek Kevin Stoetzel Richard Bliha ’ Mary Maginn Mary McAteer The Sports Department is Joseph Brunetti Executive MBA Students Kevin McDonald now accepting applications Daniel Du tile James McNamara John Fannin for the following position; Gina Farabaugh Ann Foley Mary Meyer Kevin Kelly Saint Mary's Alexander Fuster James Minea Paul Marley Brendan Gilboy Michael Muyres Kenneth Nelson Sports Editor Shelly Jegier Mark Roesler Mark Smith John Loughran Eric Scheuermann Jack Strom Beth Schneider Thomas Whelan Questions should be Mark Neroni Stephen Skolozynski directed to Dennis Corrigan Christopher Niezgodzki Andrew Souder at the Observer office (239- Susan Novak 5303). Resumes an d one- page personal statement are due by 5 p.m. Sunday. March 8. The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 9 Geneser hopes to rebound from injury in NCAA regionals By STEVE MEGARGEE they’ve been working for all healthier. Boyd started prac­ as fifth in the country among hope it just continues this Sports Writer year.” ticing on Monday, and Geneser 167-pounders by Amateur weekend.” Notre Dame is sending 126- had his knee scoped on Friday Wrestling News. Both McCann and Geneser With the disappointment of a pound sophomore Dave Carlin, and looked pretty good in prac­ “Before the injury, I had a attribute Geneser’s improve­ 1-11 dual meet regular-season with a 9-10-2 record, 134-pound tice on Monday,” said McCann. lot of success and was really ment this year to the arrival of record behind them, seven sophomore Jerry Durso (23-4), “They both have the capabili­ wrestling well. I was out for first-year assistant coach Notre Dame wrestlers will get 142-pound sophomore Pat Boyd ties of making it to nationals.” about two weeks without prac­ Ricky Stewart. a chance this weekend to make (27-6), 150-pound junior Ron Geneser’s health will be a tice, and it kind of took the edge “Working with Coach up for all that was lost during Wisniewski (18-12), 158-pound major key to Notre Dame’s off. It was hard to get back,” Stewart really helped him the regular season. freshman Mike Sheets (4-13), success at the regionals. The said Geneser. “This time I was tremendously. He’s been a The Irish will head to the Uni­ 167-pound sophomore Chris Irish are hoping he can respond still able to work out a little little more consistent this versity of Northern Iowa for Geneser (25-4) and 177-pound to the injury better than when bit.” year,” said McCann. “He’s the NCAA Western Regionals. senior Dave Helmer (9-19-1) to he originally hurt his knee Geneser has shown much much more confident. The year The top two wrestlers in each regionals. The Irish are hoping during mid-season. more satisfaction with his per­ of experience and maturity of the 10 weight classes, and to turn the tables after last “When he originally hurt it, formance this season, as com­ really helped.” one third-place wrestler as cho­ season, when they posted a bet­ he didn’t look very well coming pared to last year, when he Geneser remebered hearing sen by the coaches, will ad­ ter regular-season record but back, and he hasn’t been on the ended with a 27-11 freshman about Stewart from the assis­ vance to the NCAA Nationals, failed to qualify anyone for na­ mat in two weeks (since the record. tant coach’s college days, when March 19-21, at the University tionals. recurrence of the injury),” he won two national champion­ of Maryland. After suffering continuous in­ said McCann. “It’s all going to “I’m a lot happier. I rem em ­ ships at Oklahoma State. “We have three or four guys juries during the regular come down to how big a heart ber last year I was counting the “When I was in high school, who have good chances of season, the Irish are still both­ he has. This is what you work days till the end, and it was he was still in college, and he making it to nationals. Realisti­ ered by injuries to Boyd and for all year. He’s a tough kid. hard to adjust,” said Geneser. was a two-time national cham­ cally, we’re looking at that,” Geneser, which kept them out He’ll work through it.” “It’s been frustrating because pion and four-time all- said Head Coach Fran of action for the end of the Geneser has been one of the the team ’s had a lot of injuries, American, so I was, excited McCann. “They have to really season. Both wrestlers have top 167-pounders in the country but it’s been a better year per­ about him coming here,” said truly believe they can make it just resumed training this when he has been healthy. On sonally this year. I know how Geneser. “I try to get all he’s to nationals. It’s all mind week. his way to compiling the 25-4 good I can wrestle, and I’m taught me and put it on the mat. games now. This is what “I wish we were a little record, he was ranked as high wrestling up to my potential. I It’s been a real plus for me.” right down the lane at Horford Irish reached win number 21. The last loss was in 1972, Dig­ Digger Phelps closed out at the 3:47 mark. Foster called ger Phelps’ inagural the traditional senior farewells Miami a timeout, and with the Irish IRISH ITEMS - Notre Dame season. with a Kojakesque, “We all continued from page 12 solidly ahead by a 55-42 mar­ has run off 15 consecutive wins Rivers scored 16 of his thank you for a great home shots from all points of the gin, it was only a m atter of the in the “Senior Game,” or the game-high 22 points in the season. We’re not done yet, floor, culminating in a drive clock winding down before the last home game of the season. second half... baby.” NCAA continued from page 12 guarantee a lot of ticket sales because fans from all of those schools are within driving dis­ tance. Two, Notre Dame Athletic Director Gene Corrigan, a member of the Selection Com­ mittee, will be in Indianapolis representing the committee. While he must absent himself from all deliberations concer- ing the Irish, if the school’s A.D. is at the site, it makes sense to send the school there. Corrigan said Wednesday that he would like to see the Irish play at the Hoosier Dome. Three, if Purdue is there, the Boilermakers could play the Irish in the regional semis. This is a matchup that a lot of people have wanted for some time. Salt Lake City is another pos­ sibility. Not many teams from the west are among the select THISa BUDS 64. Notre Dame could be one of those moved to make the region . FOR YOU. y stronger. Corrigan said Wed­ nesday that the one thing the committee wants is parity throughout the regions. If one person says one region looks weaker than another, they’ll shuffle teams around. For the Irish and their fans, a trip to Indianapolis would be ideal, but a trip to Salt Lake City may provide an easier road to New Orleans. The only thing the Irish don’t want to see as the tournament starts is a team with a hyphen in its name.

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LaSalle 234-0157 The Observer Friday, March 6, 1987 - page 10 Junior tackles new role Botham approaches 1,000th point By MARTY STRASEN senior, decided to call it quits “Going into these last six Assistant Sports Editor only one game into the new games, (DiStanislao) told us season, Botham had some that you have to look at what a DAYTON, Ohio - When Notre shoes to fill. good finish would do for next Dame center Sandy Botham “She is really starting to ma­ year,” Botham says. “The six sinks her next shot from the ture as a true leader in all games really didn’t mean field, she will become the fifth respects,” DiStanislao says. anything as far as champion­ player in the history of Irish “This team really needs Sandy ships or post-season play this women’s basketball to reach not only for the obvious reasons year, but you have to look at the 1,000-career point mark. -the rebounds, the points, the going out winning as a starting Barring a catastrophe, that defense - but also for the lead­ point for coming in winning. hoop will come Saturday in the ership aspects that sometimes “I don’t think we’ll forget it. last game of the Notre Dame you don’t see from the stands.” I think it’s like the football campaign. Botham is second on the team beating USC in the last For the junior from Madison, team to sophomore Heidi game even though the rest of Wis., however, beating North Bunek in both scoring and the season wasn’t a great one. Star Conference rival Dayton rebounding, averaging 12.0 and We re really pumped to do the tomorrow afternoon at UD 7.1 per game, respectively. She same kind of thing.” Arena and putting the finishing also ranks second to Bunek in When Dayton visited the ACC touches on an incredible turn­ the NSC with a field-goal earlier in the season, Botham around for the Irish this season percentage of .561. scored 15 points and the Irish are goals which rank a little led throughout most of the con­ higher up the scale. “After all of the problems test, but dropped a 55-54 deci­ “We’re finally starting to early in the year, I was putting sion to the Flyers on a late- work together as a team ,” says a lot of pressure on myself just game Dayton surge. Botham of the 11-15 squad, in getting the job done,” says Give Notre Dame the advan­ which has won five-consecutive Botham. “Most of it was tage in the revenge depart­ games after a sluggish start, scoring pressure. The coaches ment. plagued by two players quitting were saying that the team “We remember how they (Kathy Brommeland and needed me to score points day- came in and stole that one from m m Lavetta Willis), one transfer in and day-out, and I was us,” Botham says. “And we (Julie Garske) and a pair of saying it to myself as well. also remember coming in here season-ending injuries (Lisa Sometimes when you try too last year in the last game of Kuhns and Beth Morrison). hard, nothing goes right.” the regular season and ending “I think when you’re down Now that things are going on a positive note with a win. and out, that’s when you’ve right, Botham’s mind has This is a really big game for really got to get together. We turned to other things besides us.” have a lot more team meetings the team’s reliance on her lead­ this year to keep the unity, and ership. IRISH ITEMS - Mary Gavin I think (Coach Mary DiStanis- For example, now she’s was named the NSC Co-Player lao) has really done a good job thinking about the fact that of The Week for her perfor­ The Observer/Robert Jones in getting us back in stride.” Notre Dame is only one victory mances in two Irish victories Notre Dame junior Sandy Botham and the Irish women’s bas­ So has Botham. away from taking the momen­ over Marquette and Wisconsin ketball team have pulled off quite a turnaround after a dismal One of two juniors on a team tum of a six-game winning last weekend. Gavin scored 16 start to their season. Marty Strasen features Botham, as she without any seniors (the other streak and a full team of retur­ points in the two games and ac­ looks for her 1,000th career point, in his story at left. is point guard Mary Gavin), nees into a new season next counted for 56 more with her 28 Botham has assumed a leader­ year. Nobody is looking past assists, including a school- ship role she did not expect to the Flyers tomorrow after­ record 17 assists against Mar­ be faced with at the beginning noon, mind you, but the quette. Diana Vines of NSC- of the year. But when Willis, prospects for 1987-88 are excit­ leading DePaul shared the The Observer the team’s captain and lone ing. honors. The independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for the follow­ NVA schedules March deadlines ing position: Special to The Observer rosters must be submitted in should also contact NVA. Assistant Production Manager writing to NVA. 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LaFortune. Opening Act: Michael Todd from Minneapolis * 1986 Campus Entertainer of the Year * * He’ll be doing a benefit show at The Comedy Store in L.A. in May. * Most requested college act * * He is going to be cutting an album; “If I Wanted Your Opinion, I'd * Hypnotist, comedian, magician * Ram it Down Your Throat.’ Sports Friday, March 8, 1987 - page 12 Irish stop Hurricanes; Seniors leave winners By TERRY LYNCH something around, he’s got to Sports Writer make a mental adjustment and he doesn’t make it as well right Something funny happened now.” on the way to what began as a Miami began the game by Miami upset of a very flat going almost exclusively to Notre Dame team in the first Horford. The Irish were unable half of last night’s game at the to stop Miami’s big man on ACC. defense. With Horford comfor­ Namely, it was a second half. tably stashed away under the But it wasn’t any ordinary net in a zone defense, the Irish second half. It was a second offense was limited to outside half that featured an amazing shots. disappearing act of a 7-1 bas­ Scott Hicks kept the Irish ketball player named Tito Hor- close in the first half, connect­ ford. ing on 4-of-6 shooting for nine Horford started the game points. Hicks connected on his looking like a cross between first three-point play of the Patrick Ewing and Kareem season. Abdul-Jabbar, combining his “I wanted to shoot that,” said jump hook shot with his huge Hicks, who dedicated his last size advantage over Irish home game to his mother, defender Gary Voce to end the whom he introduced to the first half with 14 points, leading crowd after the game. “I have The Observer/Robert Jones his team to a 25-21 halftime a lot of confidence in it, and Irish senior Donald Royal led Notre Dame to as easy as one-two-three. Terry Lynch relates edge. luckily it fell.” victory over Miami last night, but not before last night's details at right, But the Irish, propelled by Mark Stevenson got Notre he demonstrated that dunking a basketball is Donald Royal’s 20 and David Dame going in the decisive Rivers’ 22 points, came alive in second half, hitting two- the second half to hold Horford consecutive shots to tie the Grace defeats Off-Campus, 5-1, to 17 points en route to a 65-49 game at 25. After Horford hit runaway victory. With the win, a jump hook to regain the lead, the Irish record went to 21-7 Hicks and Royal took over, captures IH hockey championship heading into the season finale combining for a slam at the By ORLANDO RUBIANO good after Mark Galis scored loose puck from a centering against Dayton tomorrow. 13:35 mark. Sports Writer off Sam Dempsey’s beautiful pass and putting it between The Hurricanes dropped to Royal then came up with a feed from just in front of the Coghlan’s pads for the score. 14-16. steal on the defensive end, and For the second year in a row, goal. Grace also had a power- All that remained of the game “ Tito’s going to be an enfor­ passed to Rivers. Rivers fed the interhall hockey title will play chance in the first half but was the anticipation of the final cer once he catches on to the Hicks on a breakaway that sent reside in Grace Hall. was unable to convert, and had whistle. college game,” said Head the crowd into a frenzy when it Grace rode a solid game plan to settle for a 2-1 lead. Coach Digger Phelps. “In the appeared Hicks would get an as they shut down a potent Off- The second period clearly By game’s end, a happy second half we started putting opportunity for a three-point Campus squad en route to a 5-1 belonged to Grace, as the Grace contingent celebrated a little more pressure on the play. victory. The win was especially defending champions stymied its second-consecutive champi­ ball and a little more pressure But the referees reversed sweet for Grace, whose only the Crime. onship season. on him. I thought we did a much their decision, calling Hicks for loss this year came at the “We played well as a team better job of controlling Tito.” an offensive foul. Rivers, pick­ hands of Off-Campus, 4-3. The key goal of the game oc­ all season long and we had a Miami head coach Bill ing up on the emotion In the last two seasons, curred off a face-off in the great team effort out there Foster echoed Phelps’ state­ generated by the play, battled Grace has gone home a loser Crime’s end. Sam Dempsey tonight,” said an elated Jim ments. Horford inside for two just once. came up with a rebound from Rataczak. “ O-C played well “Everybody can say what rebounds and then got a goal- After falling behind 1-0 on the face-off and shot the puck tonight, but everyone was up they want to, but he’s still tending call on the big man, Joey McBride’s goal, Grace home from the crease area to for this game. The key to this learning to play,” said Foster. who was continually showered came alive on the attacking make it 3-1. Later, Dave Gullott game was our forechecking “This is the first year of any with chants of “Tee-to, Tee to” end. Co-captain Mike Marino sealed the Crimes’s fate when and being able to hold our of­ real competition he’s ever had. by the students throughout the tied the game when he beat he redirected teammate John fensive end well. Our goalie, “ As long as you give him a game. goalie Phil Coughlan with a Kirk’s shot past Coghlan. Galis Gary Davis, came up with pivo­ steady diet of the same thing, Royal then ran off a string of slapshot from near the face-off capped Grace’s fifth un­ tal saves as he has done all he gets clicked in and does a circle. Grace took the lead for answered goal after finding the season. pretty good job. If you change see MIAMI, page 9 With selections coming up, it s time for speculation

If you’re a college basketball coach with a team Also look for a lot of teams that no one has heard dianapolis. The west sites are Tucson, Ariz., and which has a marginal won-loss record, now is the of before and that are breaking into national Salt Lake City. It’s safe to say that DePaul will time to worry. If you’re the travel agent for a very prominence. This includes teams like Southwest be in Chicago and UNLV will go to Tucson. Beyond successful team, now is also the time to worry. Missouri State and New Orleans. Irish head coach that, it’s anyone’s guess as to where anyone else Why? Sunday afternoon at 5:30, the NCAA Digger Phelps’ friends from Little Rock more than will play. Tournament Selection Committee will announce likely will be there. The West Regional is perennially the weakest. which 64 teams will begin the race to Bourbon For once the number-one seed in the west will be Street. If you’re a team like Ohio State with a a western school in the form of the Runnin’ Rebels. winning but not overwhelmingly so record against Dennis Expect a lot of conference runner-ups from the the top conference in the country, you have to east to find themselves in Tucson or Salt Lake wonder if the latter fact will be enough to get you Corrigan City. The Selection Committee will also try to invited. Sports Editor sprinkle teams from the same conferences On Sunday, look for a lot of teams like Ohio throughout the country to avoid to teams from say State to earn bids. The reason, of course, is the the ACC from playing each other until the regional parity factor. There will be more teams than usual All the conference strength and upsets that are semifinals. with 10 to 11 losses invited because of conference bound to occur in conference tourneys make life Because of the situation with two Indiana strength. Look at the Big Ten. Indiana, Purdue, difficult for the independents, which is a main schools at the top of the charts, only one of them Iowa and Illinois will definitely get bids, while argument for Notre Dame joing a league. But as will stay in the Hoosier Dome. Whichever school Michigan is probable. In the Big East, Pitt, Geor­ the Irish are on the verge of their third-straight wins the Big Ten will probably get the top seed in getown, St. John’s, Syracuse and Providence will NCAA berth, this argument holds as much water the Southeast Region and the runnerup has a be invited. In the ACC, North Carolina (which has as paperbag. Still only Notre Dame, DePaul and decent shot of being the top seed in the Midwest, gotten the kiss of death by being considered the the aforementioned Privateers of New Orleans despite DePaul. favorite this year), Clemson, Duke and Virginia look to be the only independents in the 64 club. OK, so how about the Irish? While Salt Lake will be among the 64 chosen, while Georgia Tech So where is everybody going? There are eight City (Phelps’ expressed his interest in returning is also on the bubble unless they have a good first and second-round sites. In the east, the sites there following his squad’s win at Utah) and showing in the ACC Tournament. are Syracuse, N.Y., and Charlotte, N.C. It’s a safe maybe Charlotte are possibilities, the Hoosier One conference that might not be included is the bet that The Orangemen will be at home and North Dome is much more likely for a number of reasons. Metro. With Memphis State on probation, no other Carolina, sure to be the top seed in this region, One, ticket sales for the 41,000 seat Hoosier team, including defending-champion Louisville, will be in Charlotte. Dome are moving slowly. Two in state schools, has a record which warrants a bid. If no one upsets In the Southeast, the sites are Birmingham, Notre Dame and either Purdue or Indiana, would Memphis State in the Metro Tournament no one Ala., and Atlanta. The Midwest sites are the from the conference will get an invite. Horizon in Chicago and the Hoosier Dome in In­ see NCAA, page 9 an arts and cultural magazine for ND/SMC

The Observer — March 6, 1987

South Bend

PIZZA

Rating the South Bend pizza scene

KRIS MURPHY and KEVIN The two of them barely WALSH finished the mislabelled "small" features writers pizza. It tasted good with the beer, but that was hardly a real T hey got the Call five or six recommendation since lard on weeks ago. It was the Ac­ a plate tastes good with beer. cent editor of the small "in­ In all seriousness they decided dependent" paper they worked that it was a better than for. She was looking for so m e­ average pizza and a good bar­ one to review the many pizza gain for their hard-earned bills. houses of South Bend. They never met Bruno him­ "Too nutty for us," they self, the inventor of what he replied, "We'll wait till you want calls "original" pizza. As good somebody to review the bars." as Bruno's pizza was it would “Does the sum of $40 mean be stretching it to call it anything to you?" she asked original. Pizza, like peanut but­ authoritatively. ter, can only be so original. "No," they replied, "Not in There was however, an in­ 1987. Not in this town. " credibly life-like bust of the Five weeks and $40 later, Pope in Bruno's. It was ren­ they were faced with the grim dered in the highest quality prospect of actually having to plastic and it was almost like write something to explain meeting his Holiness in person. where all the time and m oney Later they decided that Bruno's had gone. This is what they was the kind of place where a wrote. family could comfortably hold a burping contest and they im­ Chapter One: Qianetto's most striking have a great view of several It, I Like It, Yes I Do agined that many did. Bruno's Pizza aspect is in fact the bathroom. bars and lots of off-campus On their first attempt to find Chapter Two: C'mon admit it, you've been housing. If the place had any Rocco's they ended up at Roc- Q ian etto's there. Everybody's been there. windows you could watch the co's hairstyling botique. The The Pope Is Plastic Everybody's probably there South Bend police harrassing guy who worked there told us or right now. Qianetto's, not the your friends. Alas, there are no “We don't got no pizza but a Bruno's Pizza has the kind of We Came, We Saw, We Got bathroom. Anyway the bath­ windows in Qianetto's. shave and a haircut is two bits. neo-Catholic, Mafioso Mesburgh Carded room gives new, more exact As far as the pizza goes they We do mohawks too. " "Thanks" atmosphere that could only Another great South Bend meaning to the old fashioned concluded that Qianetto's was they said "but we re journalists exist near Notre Dame or in pizza mecca is Qianetto's. Are term "water closet. " This is "just plain boring" as pizza and we can't afford to get hair­ somebody's heart burn induced you starting to notice a pattern because it has a sink, a toilet, experiences go. Too salty. It c u ts.' ethnic nightmare. It should not here? They did. Glancing at and it's the size of a very small was mediocre pizza in a It turns out that Rocco's is be experienced sober and they their beer-soaked assignment closet. mediocre atmosphere. They right down the road from didn't have any intention of sheet they realized that every Qianetto's is a happy place did have good beer though and Qianetto's. It's worth the extra making that mistake. restaurant they had been sent to where beer flows freely and the a great location. block and a half, but instead of They arrived at the peak hour review had an “-o'" ending. It pizza crust has a jolly yellow Chapter Three seeing your friends you're on a Friday night and were was too wierd to be a mere cast to it. The table cloths are Rocco's Pizza more likely to see a faculty offered a menu. Among the coincidence. Then again, it red and white checked just like member. Emil goes there of- entrees were the ever-present wasn't weird enough to be Grandma's picnic blanket and Olde Italian Specialty "Small something important. They the walls are red. It's located Combination" (of what?), all decided to mention it in their far down Notre Dame Avenue I Know It's Only Rocco Roll varieties of pasta including article anyway. and because of this, diners But I Like see PIZZA, page 2 spaghetti, linguini, fettucini, and DickCavatelli. There was also a wide variety of salads but they were not in the mood Pizza rating system to trifle with rabbit food and so they ignored the green, leafy stuff. They finally ordered a small pepperonl pizza from their surly waitress, who they had dubbed by this point "The Pigkicker." A short wait later, foutreen inches of steaming American culture sat in front of them, asking to be reviewed. The crust was flaky and thick just like their waitress. The sauce A dining beat the hell out of the Ragu or A stimulating Incredibly Not fit for Life-threatening ketchup they were used to and sensation snack average humans the toppings were generous. The Observer — March 6,1987 Scene Page 2 Woody Allen’s latest film not quite there

DOM SEYMOUR camera in such films as Annie not seem as full as Holly, the Com edy are Allen's attempts to something important. There features writer Hall and A Midsummer night's neurotic actress-turned-writer imitate the styles of Federico are exceptions, like the stun­ Sex Comedy. Allen sounds as if Wiest played inHannah and Fellini and Ingmar Bergman, ning beginning of Manhattan, R adio Days, Woody Allen's he is telling stories to Mia Far­ Her Sisters. She is not given and were disappointing for but even that depends on nar­ new film, is another at­ row's children. The narration is enough significant things to do their inaccessiblity. But, they ration. Woody Allen's art is es- tempt to capture the activities the only thing that ties ap­ of an entire family in a Kind of parently unrelated events to­ filmic novel. He follows multi­ gether, and it seems forced. ple plot strands as the charac­ The young version of Allen's ters wind through their own narrator is Joe, played by Seth lives, and he attempts to weave Green, a boy growing up in these into a comprehensible Rockaway, Mew York with a whole. The whole is compre- houseful of relatives. Green does a fine job(although he does sm ile when his father, k Movie review played by Michael Tucker, is hitting him), a s do all the ac­ Radio Days tors, but they are given such silly things to do. Uncle Abe, for instance, played by the ★ ★ (out of four) rotund Josh Mostel, is always bringing hom e fish; that is the most distinguishing character­ hensible, but, unfortunately, istic Allen gives us for him. Radio Days lacks the depth of That is a fairly shallow charac­ character and emotion that ter. Another exam ple is Joe's m ade Hannah and Her Sisters father(Michael Tucker) who is work so well. Allen has fallen ashamed of his job as a cab back on stereotypical charac­ driver, but we never learn why. ters running through a series In one of the more moving of amusing, but ultimately silly m om ents of the film, Joe fi­ vignettes. After such a stunning nally learns his father's occupa­ success as Hannah, Radio Days tion. The adult Joe(Allen) says, is a disappointment. “He seem ed asham ed of it. I One of the problems with the wasn't. I loved him." Allen is Photo courtesy Orion Pictures Woody Allen directs a scene from the comedy, "Radio Days.” film is that it is really not a getting at something very spe­ narrative, but a series of cial about family relationships, or significant dialogue. Maybe were serious artistic experi­ sentially vocal. Perhaps that is sketches based on Allen's but he pushes it no farther that is the problem with the ments. Radio Days, on the why he sentimentalizes over reminisces of the time when than this. whole film: it is too small. In other hand, is a throw-away. A radio. He clearly sets it up in radio, not television, was the Perhaps the best realized his choice to harp on sen­ piece of self-indulgence that is opposition to television, which center of family home enter­ character in the film is Aunt timental reminisces, Allen has more like a photographed ver­ is the center of family home tainment. The whole thing is Bea, played by Dianne lost his grip on such serious sion of Allen's stand-up act entertainment now. I suppose tied together by Allen's narra­ VJ\est(Hannah and Her Sisters), issues as death and God. than a serious motion picture. he liked radio for the imagina­ tion, which seems more artifi­ who is looking for a husband tion it required, and the music, cial than the “chapter" divisions but is too critical to ever totally Allen has had lapses before. Even the presence of his fa­ which fills this film and most of of Hannah and Her Sisters or accept any man. Wiest does a Stardust Memories, Interiors, mous buddies cannot salvage his others. Television, though the talking directly at the fine job, but her character does and A Midsummer night's Sex the picture. Diane Keaton, Tony never explicitly mentioned, Roberts, Danny Aiello, and Jeff clearly cannot com pare with They'd been warned against structed on the facade of an Daniels all make guest appear­ radio in Allen's life. Alas, as he the pepper pizza and subse­ old '50s type house and thus ances. Mia Farrow stars as Sally says at the close of the film, PIZZA quently they opted for pep- was not too pleasing to look at White, a cigarette girl turned the voices of the past grow continued from page 1 peroni. It was hot and it from the inside. The most radio star, whose story has dimmer with every New Year's smelled great. They savored prominent features of the main nothing to do with Joe and his Eve. the bouquet, covering their room were two huge cigarette family except that Sally was ten. This may not be your idea faces with tomato sauce in the machines which were covered star of Joe's aunt's favorite Radio Days is amusing, and of a good time but the pizza is process. In the actual tasting with ancient magazines, every­ radio program. The adult Joe it does have its belly laughs, good. Rocco's pizza had the most thing from National Review to tells us the stories about Sally, but ultimately it is only nostal­ Anyway, back to our heroes. even sauce to cheese to crust Family Circle. Close examina­ a rather weak device that looks gia. Unlike his other nostalgic The first thing they noticed as ratio. You figure it out. tion of this high quality reading more like an attempt to get film Purple Rose o f Cairo, they walked in were the material revealed that some Farrow on screen than to tell which dealt with the serious portraits of Mr. and Mrs. Rocco. Chapter Four: magazines dated back to the an integrated narrative. themes of role-playing, They were well done, with that Julio's Pizza summer of 1983. dreams, and the conflict be­ warm personal feeling only a Repeated requests for the The most disappointing thing tween fiction and reality.Radio really excellent photographer location of the bathroom were about Allen as a filmmaker is - Days has nothing to offer but could have produced. Rocco's ignored. Finally a guy in a how little he exploits the visual bittersweet memories. It is also boasted the familiar red, Jimmy Page T-shirt led one of possibilities of film. He very pleasant entertainment, but white and green color scheme the “reviewers" through the rarely lets the camera tell us disappointing. that so many of the restaurants kitchen, down some stairs, past they had visited had used. a Chinese woman cutting They thought everybody had cheese, and into a small bath­ the same interior decorator room cryptically labelled until their waitress pointed out “Under Construction." The that those were the colors of bathroom smelled like linguini the Italian flag. Boy did they o r They ordered a pizza and five feel uncultured. Mo Moron, Not Julio Iglesias, minutes later it came. They Julio's Pizzal paid for it and left that God­ The last stop on their six- forsaken hell of a restraunt. U C ptoidM L *..w M f t week pizza odyssey was a filthy The pizza itself was con­ little hole called Julio's. They siderably smaller than a w di tpuuj*6J* cmUitut tfiaU&LlZipp had trouble finding it but a big Bruno's of comparable price. It 5U§ur 41 man named Ed set them on was however, incredibly good. the right path and they finally It was a sauce-lover's pizza and C yjfJftfM uL i u S A P ) found the Grail, er, I mean they had to agree, somewhat Julio's. The confusion had not reluctantly, to the truth of the been their fault because the sign in Julio's that read “If you people at Julio's had given don't like our food, you must them cruddy directions. That's be nuts." It was the best pizza how bad they want customers. they'd had so far even if the If you're going to Julio's bor­ restaurant itself was cheap and row someone's Amphibious chintzy. /JailoMrfffrio/JC Landing Vehicle and a wet suit. So the best pizza in town is You will need these to navigate at Julio's. Not that they really chasuytd tb the swamp-like parking lot. had any hard and fast criteria / \ f n i t 3 , S 7rpMi(j>jfeR^ “Parking lot" is really too nice a for being the best. In fact, they word because it's really just a didn't know anything at all bunch of huge holes filled with about reviewing pizza. They muddy water. Huge chunks of were just in the right place at 'Iaco Sue. / randomly placed concrete add the right time. It could have Opt*. "ton*.6-00 p * - . a surrealistic bent to the whole been you. Yes it could have scene. been you living out the great The inside of Julio's was Rocco’s Pizza American Dream. Pizza for even worse. It had been con­ nothing. Beer for free. The Observer — March 6, 1987 Scene Page 3 44 Mannequin”: beauty but no brains PAUL PILGER you'd never know it if you saw features writer this film, but fortunately she's beautiful so the guys can just W ell, another movie, another look at her if they want, and I needless waste of some guess the girls can just look at real quality celluloid; that just Andrew if they want because I about sums up "Mannequin." . heard he's cute, but I'm not With the exception of an out­ sure he is because I don't like standing supporting actor per­ guys much. formance by Meshach Taylor as Estelle Getty, Jam es Spader, Hollywood, and a very innovat­ G. W. Baily and Stephen ive preproduction idea, this Vinovich are all great character movie loses in just about every actors, but their characters in sense of the word. this film are terrible. That must be because "Mannequin" is Mi­ chael Gottlieb's first screenplay- Movie review to be produced that is - and the scapegoat for his acting Mannequin debut. I guess Gottileb really is the bozo I thought he was before I went to his movie. My (out of four) advice to him is to stick to directing commercials like the "Mannequin, " a Gladden En­ ones he made for Coke, AT tertainment/Twentieth Century T and Xerox. Andrew McCarthy stars in “Mannequin,” a film that never comes to life. Fox film produced by Art Levin­ As for Taylor, who plays son and Joseph Farrell, stars Hollywood: now here's an ac­ Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cat- tor. He has som e talent and a trall who - WAIT! If 1 write this character and some lines to review as if it were any other match. His performance is real review about a bad film, you and entertaining. Here's som e­ The Scoop may not understand what an one who made me feel like it atrocity "Mannequin" is. So, to was worth the $2.75 matinee convey fully the poor quality of price I paid for this connection this film I am going to write as of colored pieces of synthetic "After Hours" will be many things about this film a s garbage, and thank God I went showing tonight at the Annen- possible in a sort of a to the matinee and not the fea­ Movies berg Auditorium. Cheech and Theater montage/Stream of conscious­ ture because then I would have Chong star in this cultish film ness approach to film review really been ticked off because about a nerdy computer writing. Well, here goes. it would have cost me $4.50. The Student Activities Board programmer who winds up in The Notre Dame/Saint McCarthy plays a misfit artist You've probably seen Taylor in presents "Stand By Me" to­ Manhattan's far-out SoHo dis­ Mary's Theatre will present who can't hold down a job but a Whitney Houston video or morrow night in the Engineer­ trict and encounters som e "To Dance" tonight and to­ finally gets one and then fails some Coke commercial, prob­ ing Auditorium. Carl Reiner strange experiences. Shows morrow night at 8 p.m. and in love with a dummy who in­ ably directed by Gottlieb be­ directs this Stephen King start at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Sunday at 3 p.m. All perfor­ spires him and then they fall in cause I'm sure he cast Taylor short story about a group of Admission is $1.50. m ances will be in the love, first for a little while, and on mistake, or maybe you saw adolescent boys who find a O'Laughlin Auditorium on the then forever. That's all I re­ Taylor in Paris in a show like 1 dead body. The sound track Saint Mary's cam pus. For member about Andrew. My did, or maybe not, but anyway makes this a movie you won't more information call 284- press release says he's “one of he's been around and you've want to miss. Shows begin at 4626 or 284-4595. the hottest young male stars in seen him before and he's a 7, 9:15 and 11:30 p.m. Ad­ Music Hollywood today" but it doesn't talented actor. mission is $1.50. say anything about him being Well that's all I have to say, totally limited as an actor, and so I'm going to step out of this “Legal Eagles" will be Mass I guess that doesn't matter be­ stream of consciousness, which showing tonight and tomor­ The Notre Dame music de­ cause 14-year-old girls don't is sort of giving me a head­ row night at Carrol Hall on the partment is sponsoring a know squat about film anyway. ache, and make a statement Masses for this weekend at Saint Mary's campus. Rod trumpet recital by Brian Cattrall plays Emmy, who's a that reeks havoc on this film in Sacred Heart Church are: Stewart sings the title track in Lamb Sunday afternoon in the dummy, but not when Jonat­ 20 words or less. Saturday night at 5 p.m. this yuppie love story. Shows Annenberg Auditorium at 3 han is looking, until the end of Gottlieb's first film, "Manne­ Sunday at 9 and 10:30 a.m. begin at 7:30 and 10 p.m. Ad­ p.m. For more information course, when they fall in love quin," failed because, unlike a and 12:15 p.m. mission is $1. call Eric Kuhner at 239-6201. forever; but I guess I shouldn't commercial, a film needs a have told you that because you premise and a motivation that probably wouldn't have figured lasts longer than 60 seconds. Notre Dame Communication and Theatre that out yourself. Cattrall is OK, so I went over by a few Film Series Presents probably a good actress, and words. After Hours (1985) Color, 96 min. Directed by Martin Scorsese, USA. Friday, March 6 at 7:30 and 9:30 pm, Snite Scorsese returns to his favorite territory, the streets of N.Y. City, for this cultish. low budget, black comedy. Griffin Dumme is a nerdy computer programmer who winds up in Manhattan’s far-out Soho district on night and encounters kinky characters (Rosanna Raquette, Terri Garr, Cheech and Chong) and strange experiences. FREE The Man Who Knew Too Much (1936) RW, 75 min. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock. S UK&SALAD Monday, March 9, 7:00 pm, Snite 0 Hitchcock’s original and argueably finer version of tne suspenseful kidnapping of a ^ ■— - BUFFET young girl to keep her parents from revealing what they know of an assassination plot. With your choice of the following entrees With Peter Lorre and Pierre Fresnay. plus Baked Potato, French Fries, Vegetable or Rice Pilaf M (1931) •Sole Almondine ^ , • Prime Rib ^ . RW, 95 min. Directed by Fritz Lang, Germany. Monday, March 9, 9:00 pm, Snite M is a film of subtle ironies and dark disturbing terrors. Police and criminals alike • a r " $ ^ 9 5 • £ £ $ 7 9 5 track down a psychotic child killer. From the dark streets and the terrified faces of •Fried Catfish V r *Rib Steak Supreme / the parents of the missing children to the whispered tune associated with the murderer, Available every evening, Mar. 2nd thru Apr. 5th Lang captures every detail constructing a nearly perfect film. Sans Soleil (1982) In Lounge FREE APPETIZERS Mon. thru Fri. 4:30 til 6:30 p.m. Color, 100 min. Directed by Chris Marker, France, (film is in English) 300 E. Colfax Tuesday, March 10, 7:30 pm, Snite Captain Al*xa*ule/fl Centering on the electronicieudal fabric previously visited in his Kou Miko Mystery, at the River Chris Marker, Cinema’s globetrotterstssayist par excellence, unleashes kaleidoscopic Reservations Accepted eye in an on slot of dizzying associations that bounce around the post modern world 234-4477 WHARFy like a pin ball. ______I The Observer — March 6, 1987 ------

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The Observer — March 6, 1987 Scene-Page 6 in other food news... The Yellow Submarine Another alternative to Domino’s and Huddleburgers

EMMET MURPHY, TIM MEALY, working there. Matt Corrigan, GREG DeEILIPPO who was enjoying a tuna sub in features writer the booth next to Abe, attributed this ironic situation to "this crazy Last Friday evening we were world we live in." sitting around debating whether We walked up to the counter the gam e "assassin" if allowed and checked the menu. The subs on the Motre Dame campus, come in two sizes, footlong and would eventually lead to the regular. We were pleasantly downfall of the University. surprised that the establishment Emmet claimed that there was offers not only the usual assorted no way that the University could cold cuts such as ham, survive even a month of the roastbeef, turkey, and canned game's subversive tactics. Greg beef, but also such exotic sand­ felt that the student responsible wiches as spice loaf, pepperoni for attempting to bring the gave and pizza. The subs are served to Motre Dame should be drawn with your choice of cheese, let­ and quartered. Tim said that he tuce, onion, mayo, tomatoes, was hungry and suggested that mustard, pickles and/or Italian we go to the Yellow Submarine dressing. For a few pennies for dinner. more, a generous portion of black olives, jalepeno or banana for the first time since our peppers are available. The Yel­ debate, titled "David Lee Roth - low Submarine claims to have Saint or Sinner?" we were all in "the nicest buns in town" and if agreement. one looks around our campus The Observer/Brian Mast alone, one will see that this claim A sandwich being prepared to order at The Yellow Submarine We piled into our custom Yugo and drove off to the Yellow Sub­ is not far-fetched. marine. We strolled into the joint and were immediately engulfed When we were ready to order, in a sea of yellow. At first we were Greg said that his girlfriend had taken aback-but then we noticed eaten here before and had no A crisis in China??a familiar face munching on a real preference as to what type salami sandwich in the corner. It of sandwich to try. However, she was Abe Vigoda- tv's "Fish." Tim did tell him that, when push exclaimed that this would finally came to shove, she preferred the new put to rest our year long debate footlong. Indeed, the footlong is on whether Abe was dead or the best buy. However, after British alive. sampling a variety of subs, we were left unimpressed by their rock After rapping with Abe for what quality. In fact, we feel that the seemed like two hours, we Huddle makes a comparable BRIAN PETERS perused the restaurant. There sandwich and you don't even features writer were the usual things one finds need a custom Yugo to get there. in a restaurant of this quality- J ^ e a r Mrs. Gore: dead flowers in an old ketchup However, if you still would like bottle, Ms. Pac-Man and of to visit the Yellow Submarine it This is a glorious day for the course Motre Dame hockey stick­ is conveniently located at 18109 movement. China Crisis, from ers. But there was also a bit of State Road 23, west of Ironwood England we think, seem to the unusual - such as a dirty rag between Mike's Restaurant and have produced the album. doll with "World's Greatest Mom" Fine Food and a day and night Everything we have been written across its chest hung bank machine. The Yellow Sub looking for. Kind of a pop-jazz above the kitchen doorway. also offers three, four, five, or We felt that this was unusual six foot party subs. For delivery Records as there were two teenage males call 272-HIKE. Wygant Floral CO. Inc China Crisis | ALUMNI w m m SENIOR mix. Yes, pop in the ultimate sense of the word. Mo ugliness that we have come to expect in this age. Just the opposite. A ‘Tfltatvete jo/t a # occasions" beautiful album. Very in tune ECLUB with nature and God. But they Come in and Browse don't go overboard like that 327 Lincolnway 232-3354 Amy Grant girl. Why is she so happy Senior Club anyways? We suspect someth­ ing and are keeping an eye on her. Cup Specials We sent a copy of the tape. We know it's illegal but it will be our little secret. Please lis­ are back! ten to it and do get back to us. Yes, of course, we've sent the CHIPS lyrics too. They weren't pro­ ^AVVWWWWVWWWArtAfWWWVWWWWWWrfWt vided so we stayed up all night writing them down. They're nice lyrics. Oh, Tipper, we re really ex­ All Weekend cited about this one. Finally, music for our youth. Good, wholesome music. We thank England for a real moral uplift. God bless America and you $.75 Refills too, The Peters Brothers. iVWWWS The Observer — March 6, 1987 Scene-Page 7 flthe v£ A Sweet Georgia breeze: Athens, Ga. - Inside/Out KEVIN WALSH The frayed sing-a-long of "Ma tured instrumental "Pretty" is rent- features writer Ma Ma Ma" and the haunting, paranoid atmospheric and, ac­ wJon uniquely Southern imagery tually, relativelypretty. thens, Ga - InsideOut is ("...they're barkin' at the trees/ The Kilkenny Kats borrow t/'-me t ° y A the long-awaited Swingin' in the breeze that part of a riff from Steppenwolf soundtrack to the just as long- blows...") in "Elephant Radio" and beat it into the ground in lovefrncfc>r awaited film of the sam e name. are enough to at least distin­ "Mightfall," which is basically flif c>uojetp To call it a current update on guish them from their generic heavy metal. They even KMprviy cits' the "scene" in Athens would be predecessors and the musical mention Hell at one point, like dreams' So a lie, since the newest material virtuosity they display shows any heavy metal band worth its room for growth. Spandex. Time Toy is even worse. If Records The second and second-to- their songs on this album are Athens, Ga., last songs on the album are by any indication of their general the Flat Duo Jets, who sound talent, then they deserve to - Inside/Out like they're trying to call to stay in Athens. mind some of the explosive Like the Squalls, Time Toy here is over a year old; to call energy of fifties rockabilly while tries to play off their illustrious it a respectable sampler of the piping it through loud distorted fore-runners in Southern pop, ...would...go wrong...and every acoustic take on "(All I've Got music of a neat place at a spe­ amps. The vocalist spits outs but, unlike the Squalls, Time time it would happen they To Do Is) Dream" is enchanting cific time would be closer to the words to "Crazy Mazy Toy fails. The hook in the would practically get a ticket..." in spite of, maybe because of, the truth. Kisses" after snarling the classy jum py "Window S ill" is "Look­ In other words, he was making all the m istakes in it. It is a Of the 16 songs by nine dif­ introduction "...I ain't disgustin' ing out the window sill..." up the words as he went along. classic dream song, by a band ferent bands represented on in my private life...that's just which, of course, can't be Elephants must have been a who's name is a dream state the album, the opener and what turns you mothers on..." done. "Hi" borrows generously hot topic in Athens last winter. who's sound has often been closer are by the Squalls, an Far more interesting is "Jet from the song "Institution­ The Bar B-Q Killers appear to described as dream-like. I unsigned band who play their Tone Boogie," an instrumental alized" by Suicidal Tendencies be a respectable third genera­ wonder if they see the irony. own version of the slanted variation on Elvis Presley's and throws around great lyrical tion punk band, playing "His The other song they do is a Southern pop that has been "Little Sister" which m anages lines like "...and elephants and Hearse," one of my favor­ demo version of "Swan Swan favored by Let's Active, the dB's to kick up som e real steam . grow real big and they can't ite song titles in a while. The M" from this summer's Lifes and, before that, Alex Chilton The other bands represented walk down the street here be­ rolling, stumbling drums and Rich Pageant Lp which for years now. The Squalls here are a mixed bag. Love cause it's against the law, but if the furious staccato guitar manages to surpass the aren't mere mimics though. Tractor's wandering, unstruc- they could they would...but it bursts play well off the tortured original because of the extra vocals making this one of the sadness and simplicity evoked standout songs on the album. by the bare acoustic arrange­ It also ends with the lead ment. singer camping it up with The Carol Burnett Show Theme It's wrong to end a review ("I'm so glad we had this time with an admission of its incom­ ...TO OUR together...") pleteness, but a soundtrack is Pylon's "Stop It" is a multi­ hard to take in perspective SPRING paced chant of "Don't rock and without having seen the movie. roll, no!" and "Hey!...kids..." for Since the movie Athens, GA - about three minutes that som e­ InsideOut is supposedly being BREAK how manages to remain inter­ released on a college-campus- esting. Pylon, with the B-52s, only basis, we'll probably never are the granddaddies of the see it here at Motre Dame. Per­ Athens "scene" and their expe­ haps the songs I didn't like are rience is sadly evident here forgivable or exciting in the since they're placed between context of the movie. I don't two Time Toy songs. know. I do know that this al­ "Golden," by Dreams So bum is a testament to the Real, is more along the lines of strength of the (depending on SALE the stuff I expected to hear on who you talk to) "about- to- this album. Dreams So Real is scene'inAthens, sincethe DONT one of the thousands of bands majority of the music pre­ Bring in who sprang up in the wake of sented stands on its own, REM's popularity by claiming without the movie. this coupon Lou Reed influences and and receive sounding like REM. Their song, disappointingly, goes nowhere. AMERICAN The two songs by REM (the real thing) are far from disap­ ? SOCIETY’ WALK pointing. Their ad-libbed t

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“God make thee good as thou art beautiful.”

aybe if I praise Motre Dame ness, the coach warning you colleges will learn how to send could radicalize a century as As students head off for Mstudents in a way that against habits that could ruin out young men and women efficient in finding ways of break, I hope that they will sounds as though I'm giving your health, they all befriended unscarred by the requirements shedding blood as Toyota is in remember how much is them hell, I will sound less in­ you as your good angels. Your forced on them in the groves manufacturing cars. entrusted to them and how gratiating. The truth is that bad angels were the guys who of academe. Graduates in love with life much the future depends on Motre Dame students are a spe­ told you lies and encouraged You don't have to feel good have the grace in their souls to them. An old war poem reads, cial breed. Critics of this school you to be sneaky. about yourself because your be very special witnesses to a “I have a rendezvous with see red when they hear the You lived in a home where Motre Dame degree certifies generation which doesn't seem DeatIV At som e disputed bar- students praised in that way. children were protected. You you as good. Just look deep to mind if the world turn into ricadeyWhen Spring comes They are ready to fight you attended a school where you inside to find the beauty there. T.S. Eliot's “Wasteland." back with rustling shade/And with a list of boorish things were taught there is no royal Search your mind to se e if you I'm gam bling on the kind of apple blossoms fill the air." that Domers have done. road to a good education. have any concern for the truth. students Motre Dame turns out. The first line inspired Franklin Reflect on the world to discover In my book, they don't have to Roosevelt to say, "This genera­ if you have any passion for feel they owe their school tion has a rendezvous with Father Robert Griffin justice. Consider the downtrod­ anything, as long as they don't Destiny." My version. Combin­ den to get an idea if you are give up their own uniqueness ing the poet's and the Presi­ Letters to a Lonely God totally selfish, principally con­ for the sake of being like dent's, is, "This generation has cerned about Mumero Uno.' everyone else in the service of a rendezvous with Death, to Count the people you love, the Mammon. They do owe them­ defeat it with Love, if it wants Years ago, a Chicago fire Perhaps you met some bad people you could love, the selves and their children a to. That is its Destiny. Other­ chief, overseeing the wreckage angels masquerading as angels people to whom you think love better country. America is the wise, Death has the last word of a grand piano that some of light, but it's more probable is owed, and above all, the hope of the world, but America and Christ is defeated." Motre team of ours reduced to kin­ that you met angels of light people you wish would love is in sorry shape. The young Dame students are a special dling wood, swore that he whom you tried to avoid be­ you. Ask yourself if there is a people can turn the country breed, and it's more than would rather see his sons dead cause they bored you. book, a poem, a philosophy, around if they -even school pride that makes me than enrolled as students at Then you arrived at Motre an idea or a piece of music imperfectly- have interiorized say so. Darby O'Qill and I never Our Lady's school. A number of Dame, with blessings you that speaks to you as though it worthy ideals. said we didn't love them. South Bend natives are almost didn't owe to Rockne or the were offering you wisdom to as bitter. I can't change history; Golden Dome. This school live by. Discover som e inner a few Irish hellion have track didn't give you your brains, brightness you could offer to records that live after them. your talents, your citizenship, the sadness of the world. Some of the local neighbor­ or your faith. While you are Are Motre Dame graduates a hoods complain of being vic­ here, you have whole teams of special breed? Mot unless they timized by rich college kids professionals on your side: the want to be. They can deny their 6 RENTA with loud mouths and drunken faculty, the coaches, Student y own special genius and the No Deposit habits. Even while admitting Affairs, Campus Ministry, and special message they have to Free Membership the dark spots on our reputa­ the administration. Some of 95* give to a society happy to let No Hassle tion, I'm still ready to believe them, all o f them, or m aybe a dog eat dog. They can let per day in the excellence of the Motre few of them have gotten your self-pity blind them or walk in (2 day min) Dame students. attention at least part of the the darkness because they My complimenting the stu­ time. Perhaps they were also don't bother to light candles. D in o DON g . dents doesn't make it true part-time bores, whom you got They may not be crazy over the “Early Bird Yoi m Di-.ad - though, no matter how sincere tired of as so-called experts special insights that Catholic Special” I am. To tell the truth, students telling you what to do and education is supposed to fur­ Over 5,000 don't need compliments from think. Most students get tired nish them with, but where are titles In me. What they do need are of being fed directions. Many they going to find brighter (blockbuster and Premium Movies -N/A) rtock compliments that tell them the can hardly wait until they insights than the ones offered truth about themselves. They graduate, get jobs, and can be here by faith, hope, and love? are bright young people, much in control of their lives. Per­ Above all, they may resent Rent-A-Video Player loved and highly thought of. A haps even right now, you hate being asked to carry the cross lot of care has been invested in the idea of me giving you of Christ into their professional their upbringing, just ask their marching orders to take with and personal lives, to sacrifice $9.95 parents. you as you leave. Let's face it: prosperity, pleasure, or com­ They can turn out to be preachers like me are shame­ fort for the sake of abstract for 3 days bums, sad-eyed and seedy by less. truth, even if it is life-giving. Plus-lst Movie the time they are thirty. They I don't want you joining the Mow similar this is to when the MAgiwr FREE can break their parents' hearts work force as though you were affluent give up some of their ($3.95 with their foolish ways, bad Motre Dame's own gift to IBM privileges to ease the burdens 512 W. Edison overnight) marriages, and wrecked or to the graduate school of on the backs of the poor. Motre Mishawaka 256-0226 Curtis ■ careers, thrown away on wine, your choice. You shouldn't be Dame, after all, did not invent 55011 Mayflower wantonness, and sleazy discot­ so cynical that you hate your­ the idea of life coming from a South Bend HMathes heques. They've told each self as an educated Catholic love which carries a cross on 288-8348 HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER other for years, "There's a real wimp, either. Someday, maybe its back, but it's an idea that world out there." The real world can chew them up and spit them out early, if they let it. 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