Imm Hulliuii Uniienit; litwj It's only a H«rrnooo« M 2?«87 Men's short drive to m ? 9 asketball Charlottesville, T|tne '""'• nds season home to a Ith five-game wide variety of win streak; restaurants prepares for and activities. CAA tourney. Focus/12 JAMESBreeze MADISON UNIVERSITY Sports/19 ; * THURSDAY FEBRUARY 29. 1996 V0_. 73, NO. Td Students protest upcoming speech by radio show host by Kristcn Heiss public relations chairwoman. staff writer Liddy, who wai convicted and served time in prison for breaking Convicted Watergate participant into the Watergate Hotel under and controversial radio personality former president Richard Nixon's G. Gordon Liddy is already turning administration, how hosts a heads at JMU, although he is not conservative Washington, D.C.- scheduled to speak at the based radio talk show. Convocation Center until April 2. A newly formed student group is The University Program Board is protesting Liddy's appearance by co-sponsoring Liddy's appearance circulating a petition. "Survive or Prevail," which will "I do commend some concerned address "survival in the real world," according to Manisha Sethi, UPB see HOST page 2 College grads earn more, report states by Maggie Welter grew by 40 percent. staff writer According to Laftor Department statistics, the average yearly salary of WASHINGTON, D.C. — The a male worker with a bachelor's years students spend at JMU are degree was $54,391 in 1979 (figures going to pay off, literally. are adjusted for inflation). Workers The 1996 Economic Report of the with only high school educations President, released last week by brought home only-an average of President Bill Clinton's Council of $36,594 a year, representing a Economic Advisers, shows the difference of about $17,000, an earnings gap between those with earnings gap of 49 percent. KYLE BVSSIsenior photographer college degrees and those without is By 1994, the gap had grown to 89 widening at a faster pace than ever percent. The average male college before. degree bearer earned $61,008, almost Was the rodent wrong? During the past 15 years, the double the $31,081 earned by the Winter took a short reprieve the last few days in the Valley. Sophomore Tharun Karthikeyan earnings gap between a male worker average non-college degree worker. (I) and Junior Sam Del Vecchio took advantage of the fair climate Tuesday, playing hacky sack. with only a high school education and a male with a university degree see GRADS page 2 Campus groups to spend spring break helping others by Jason Brockwell Habitat for Humanity houses, Cogswell said. contributing writer Ten students signed up for the trip and will stay with students at the University of Florida Forgoing the simple pleasures of sand and throughout the week. surf, some JMU students will participate in All of JMU's Habitat for Humanity projects service projects over spring break. this year were initiated and planned by student Community Service-Learning, Habitat for leaders. Smith said. Humanity and Catholic Campus Ministry are This is a switch from previous years, when sponsoring trips that focus on helping others. Smith and other non-student staff members did "The primary goal of the trips is most of the planning. sustainability," said Holly Smith, coordinator of A faculty or staff leader will accompany CS-L. "We want students to learn the intensity each of the trips sponsored by CS-L and Habitat of an issue during the week and then become for Humanity, Smith said. By sending faculty advocates when they return." and staff to areas they are familiar with or are CS-L and Habitat for Humanity have teamed interested in, she said she hopes students can up to provide trips to Boca Raton, Fla.. form partnerships and learn from the faculty Orlando, Fla. and Miriam County, S.C: These and staff. trips are part of Collegiate Challenge, a Habitat To prepare students to lead the outreach for Humanity program that provides sites for trips, Smith held workshops to train student college students interested in alternative spring leaders in responsibilities, including trip breaks. planning, conflict resolution and JMU policies. Senior Lauren Cogswell, student leader of One of the main goals of the trips is to the Orlando trip, said, "It's almost a guarantee combine learning with helping. Smith said. that all of the Habitat for Humanity sites will be Senior Kevin Walsh, student leader of the well organized." ' Boca Raton trip, said students will keep While in Orlando, students on the trip will help in the preliminary construction of nine see BREAK page 1 CATHERINE MXTTWGLYIcontributing artist 2 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE Host continued from page 1 Liddy's planned speech circulating "I think the officers' opinions are Liddy. There are more qualified students' structured manner of on the commons Monday, as well as kind of split, but I think the general speakers," Schell said. organizing this movement [protesting during one of her classes. consensus is that university money Senior Bill Roundy, English IAMIS reeze MADISON U N I V I (I s I T r Liddy's lecture)," Sethi said. "But I "My anthropology student should not be spent on this, even major, said, "If people want to hear him, they can listen to him on the "To the press alone, chequered want to make it quite clear — he is assistant got up in the beginning of though we'd be interested in hearing not coming to speak on his class and said some students are what he had to say," she said. radio. . . . They [UPB] want an open as it is with abuses, the world is conservative views." upset about G. Gordon Liddy's SGA Senator Michele Parsons dialogue, but we are not a liberal indebted for all the triumphs While she said she is aware of coming," she said. "He then said said SGA members gave a mixed campus. We are very conservative." which have, been gained by some students' concerns about anyone could sign the petition after response to the announcement of Sethi stressed that despite funding Liddy's appearance, Sethi class if they wished to." Liddy's coming when they were opposing views, students can find reason and humanity over error educational value in Liddy's speech and oppression." said the fee is not exorbitant. Concerned students met Monday asked by UPB member Todd "Liddy will cost $15,000, but this night in Warren Hall to discuss DuBenizic for their opinion at a and the question and answer session — James Madison is not a substantial amount compared Liddy's upcoming appearance. They recent SGA meeting. following it. Editor Alison Boyce to others who have come to JMU," declined to comment on Liddy's "Right away people wer« "You listen, you question, you learn. That's the educational type of Managing editor Cyndy Uedtke she said. "Coolio was $25,000." appearance. rumbling around. Some said it would be positive to bring in controversy, programming we are trying to Ads manager Maggie Mayall Sethi added that the event will be Sethi said a petition was presented free for all JMU students. by. these students at the Jan. 29 UPB but others [objected because] they promote here," she said. News editor Crlstle Breen The Student Government executive board meeting at which don't believe that the college as a Members of JMU College News editor Greg Froom Association allocates funds each year radio station WKCY, co-sponsor of whole buys into [Liddy's] beliefs," Republicans expressed excitement about Liddy's impending visit. Assl. news editor Sticey Daiuuso for UPB to use at its discretion, Sethi Liddy's appearance, was present. Parsons said. "Based on the meeting as a whole, we presented a side not Jason Redding, president of Focus editor Karen Brewer said. UPB then divides the bulk fund Although the board considered the between its various programming petition, members continued collectively supporting it." College Republicans, said, "The Asst. focus editor Angle Krum committees. planning for Liddy's speech because Sethi said DuBenizic was not sent perception among College Opinion editor Sherrl Elienberg Paying Liddy will not affect the they believed the event would to the SGA meeting with the sole Republicans is that past speakers have been very liberal. We are Asst. opinion editor Laura Wade funding for musical or theatre events generate interest throughout JMU, purpose of getting SGA's opinion. "We always have a UPB member extremely enthusiastic about it." Style editor Jason Comer because separate committees have she said. their own funds available to finance But the group of students at SGA meetings. He just decided to He added, "I think it's ridiculous Asst. style editor Karen Brtz these events, she said. circulating the petition are not the. get their opinion while he was there," and absurd that these people are Sports editor Matt Provence "We [UPB] hear these people and only group concerned with Liddy's she said. "[DuBenizic] reported to us [protesting]. You have to keep an open mind." Asst. sports editor Peter Haggarty what they're saying, but we must scheduled presentation. that some people liked the idea, some Sophomore Julie Duszak, vice didn't, and most people didn't know Andy Halataei, member of the Copy editor Karen Bogan remember that we live on a campus of 12,000 [students],'.' she said. "Part president of JMU Young Democrats, who Liddy was." College Republicans, said, "I don't Photo editor Roger Wollenberg of university life is to express these said the officers of Young Democrats Some students said they think the G-man is going to lose any Asst. photo editor Mellaaa Palladino opinions, but we also can't live in a have discussed Liddy's appearance, disapproved of UPB's decision to sleep over [the protesters]. "I know that Liddy spoke at Graphics editor Angela Terry bubble." but the club as a whole has not host Liddy. Sophomore Amanda Schell said discussed it because it has not met "I don't think I need survival tips [Virginia] Tech earlier [in the year], Assl. graphics editor 4 Drew Banaemer she noticed a petition protesting since the announcement. on the real world from G. Gordon and it went really well." Advisers Rip Do Luca, Alan Neckowltz, David Wendelken Break Grads. continued from page 1 continued from page 1 and the creation of the new direct- in different projects throughout the FYI. . . The gap applies to both sexes. In lending program. journals during the experience to local community, said junior Becky 1994, female college graduates But in a speech Feb. 15 in Union help them recount anecdotes of the Wesolowski, who will be going to The Breeze is published Monday earned an average of $39,271 yearly, City, N.J., Clinton acknowledged that trips and personal reflections during Red Bird Mission for the first time. and Thursday mornings and while non-degree female workers more still needs to be done. the week. She wanted to participate in a distributed throughout James earned only $21,383. Clinton restated the need for He plans to hold group service project this spring break and Madison University and the local In the report, members of the proposals he introduced in his State discussions every evening to give learned about the mission through Harrisonburg community. CCM. Comments and complaints should Council acknowledge the need for of the Union Address, such as group members the opportunity to be addressed to Alison Boyce, government to promote a fairer making $1,000 merit scholarships "discuss their experiences and relate This is the third year CCM has editor. distribution of income and cite more available to the top 5 percent of them to other aspects of their lives." gone to the mission. affordable higher education as one every high school graduating class The 24 students going on the Boca Twenty students are going on the Mailing address: way to achieve that goal. and expanding the work-study Raton trip will stay at a local church, Oaxaca, Mexico, trip.where they will The Breeze program to allow more students to do field work in the local Anthony-Seeger Hall But the report comes at a time Walsh said. James Madison University when soaring education costs are work their way through college. CS-L is sponsoring two trips that community, said sophomore Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 making college degrees more He also reiterated a proposal to are not affiliated with Habitat for Marybeth Coleman, who plans to go difficult, not easier, to afford. provide American families with a tax Humanity. Students on one of these on the Mexico trip. E-Mail address: Nationwide, college tuition has deduction of up to $10,000 for the trips will travel to __^^^^^_ "We won't really THE.BREEZE within the JMU risen 6 percent per year for the past cost of college tuition. "That would an AIDS hospice in know what we'll be VAX system; " ■ THE_BREEZE®jmu.edu outside three years, according to the be a good way to cut taxes," Clinton Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., We want doing until we get the JMU VAX system Education Commission of the United said. where students will down there," States. Many economists believe the work mostly with Coleman said. Breeze Net: At JMU, college tuition has main force driving the increased gap children affected by students to In past years, http: / /breeze.jmu.edu likewise risen during the past three in wages is technology. AIDS. Students on students who went to An individual may have one copy years, though not as much as the "The consensus among the other trip will learn the Oaxaca worked with of The Breeze tot free. national average. In-state students economists," Jollen said, "is that the travel to the elderly and : subsequent copies cost 25 living on campus saw their tuition wage gap increase is mainly due to Tallahassee, Fla, to intensity of an children and worked cents a piece. rise by 2.9 percent last year, while technological advances, and maybe work at a teen youth on different In The Breeze. . . out-of-state students experienced a about 10 percent is due to increased center. issue during the construction projects 3.5 percent increase. global trade and competition." Outreach leaders >f throughout the local Student advocacy groups are According to Robert Horn, JMU are already planning community, OPINION 8 stepping in and using the report to professor of economics, as ways to continue week. Coleman said. FOCUS 12 drive home the need for lawmakers technology increases, the number of the spring break She decided to STYLE 15 to hold down college costs while unskilled labor positions decreases experience after the Holly Smith go on the trip expanding student aid and loan and the number of jobs requiring SPORTS 19 groups arrive back CS-L coordinator because she wanted COMICS 22 programs. technical training increases. in Harrisonburg. to do a service "Reports like this underscore the "Advancing technology CLASSIFIEDS 23 When group project during spring need for increased financial contributes to the widening gap members from each of the five trips break and because she "heard assistance," said 1994 JMU graduate because tasks that we in the return to JMU, they will participate nothing but good things from CORRECTIONS Laura McClintock, legislative educational realm think of as easy in group discussions and will create a students who have gone on the trip in director of the United States Students everyday skills, many people without quilt together to recount their the past." • Student Kirk A. Gray was Association in Washington, D.C. higher education don't, can't perform not arrested and charged with experiences and promote next year's Senior Missy Schafer said she was theft for allegedly selling a "Most people already know that and get left behind," Horn said. trips, Walsh said. a little nervous about the trip to textbook not nis own tolhe the financial quality of life is The gap will continue to increase CCM is offering two alternative Oaxaca. JMU Bookstore, as reported in enhanced by having a college degree. as more companies shift unskilled spring break trips. "I absolutely don't know what to the Feb. 26 Police Log on page This report shows that having a labor jobs overseas, Horn said. One gives students the expect. I'm going to a foreign degree is now more important to that This leaves America with only opportunity to do outreach in country, I don't speak Spanish and I • Tim Burkhalter is not a goal than ever," she said. one option. "In today's global Mexico, while the other provides don't know the people I'll be going member of the Association for Michelle Jollen, an economist economy, we need to make sure outreach within the United States. with that well," she said. Graduate Students of African with the President's Council of American workers have the skills to Descent, as reported in the One group from CCM will travel to Schafer said she wanted to do Feb. 22 article "Lecture probes Economic Advisers, said Clinton has perform in a 21st century market," he Red Bird Mission in southeastern "something different" this year for obstacles blacks.face in responded to the need to make higher said. "That means training on Kentucky. The other group will spring break and decided to go to academia" on page 3. education more accessible through a i computers, college, et cetera. We travel to Oaxaca, Mexico. <• - •■ Oaxaca because she heard' about , The Bieeze, regrets the errors. .variety of pV6grafa's/,sa6h/i{s;the, ii|u»t, make sure wor,kefs are living up Ten students will, go t,q ifcd/Bird. others' positive experiences qn, the expansion of the Pell Grant program j to their full potential." Mission, where they will participate Mexico trip from past years. THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 3 Groups plan downtown revitalization by Sally Clarke Deskins said the JMU marketing department has completed contributing writer two surveys in the community to find out what people would like to see downtown and how it can be improved to bring life back The City of Harrisonburg will always have a place in the to the city. hearts of most JMU graduates. But will that place be fond According to CDH literature, several organizations have memories of JM's and Valley Mall or of the downtown area obtained grants for renovation and development all over the itself, the heart of this "Friendly City"? downtown area. Some of the most exciting plans include the "The community includes the university, and it is a reflection Demon Center, an affordable student housing option that will be of ourselves," said Jim Deskins, executive director of the located between Court Square and Liberty Street, and the Market Harrisonburg Redevelopment and Housing Authority. Place on Court Square, an adaptive reuse project that will include Deskins is a member of the Committee for Downtown restaurants, shopping, office space and entertainment in a Harrisonburg, which was formed in January 1994 and includes convenient location. JMU President Ronald Carrier, JMU representatives and city Plans also include the conversion of the abandoned government representatives. Chesapeake Western Railroad station on Bruce Street into a According to information provided by JMU and CDH, in transportation and agriculture museum, the literature stated. recent years Harrisonburg has been the victim of a nationwide Sophomore Sharon Cohen, undecided major, said it would trend of loss of business and involvement in the downtown area mean a lot to have a place to hang out. "Somewhere with a good of small towns and communities. JMU and CDH are waging an atmosphere to take your friends from other schools ... we need effort to reverse this trend. that." About 30 people attended the informative talks and Sophomore John Pasek, undecided major, added he is excited presentations, which were a part of the Honors Program's Brown about a place to live "interactive with downtown rather than the Bag series yesterday in Hillcrest House. The conversation was ugly, scary prefabricated housing." titled "JMU's Partnership with the Committee for Downtown Kefalas stressed the project will improve relations with the Harrisonburg and Downtown Revitalization" and was led by city and increase interaction with the community. Deskins; Carol Kefalas, CDH member and assistant vice Student involvement is important and necessary, she said, if president for university relations; and Cole Welter, director of the success is to develop. "The university is not an isolated place, die school of art and art history. but related to the community." Deskins also highlighted the many assets Harrisonburg has Welter discussed the improvements a cultural, artistic side to that can be put to better use, such as the Court Square area at the this revitalization could make. He was responsible for displaying core of the*city. The early city planners modeled it on squares in the work of JMU graduate art students in a vacant store window Philadelphia and Washington, D.C. The square makes on South Main Street. Harrisonburg unique because it was not built on the dominant "The arts are part of the identity and self-esteem of a town.. . JAMES MORRlS/staJf photographer architectural plan of the South — strip zoning starting at a major Each citizen has to make a personal decision to get involved in highway and spreading as needed, Deskins said. the community," Welter said. Jim Deskins discusses redevelopment plans for Kefalas said one of the great things about this project is there "Downtown should be a place for people to come together downtown Harrisonburg In Hillcrest House yesterday. is no political agenda, just an energetic effort to collaborate and and practice the business of being people," he said. accomplish a lot by working together. enhance life for the community and the school. Deskins said bringing back industry, tourism and energy to Welter said, "We need to have an idea of what a community Deskins said, "I see it as a win-win situation." downtown is a business waiting to be tapped. should be ... a place where people practice the art of living and Kefalas said there have been many successes so far and there Kefalas said Harrisonburg has a great deal of local color and make a commitment to that." are many new ideas and challenges awaiting the committees that potential waiting to be put to use. Property and small business Anyone interested in working on the revitalization project have been established to work on projects. owners, private citizens, the City Council and the university can may contact Carol Kefalas at X6986. _D_O_T TJCJ? T n* n Student stricken A v> JU w with meningitis by Paula Finkelstein Row Feb. 25. police reporter The composite reportedly was returned. No further action was taken at the request of the local chapter officials. Campus police report the following: in good condition Destruction of Public Property/Hit and Run Assault ' Unidentified individuals allegedly knocked down a light pole by Cristie Breen released from the hospital as early as • A male victim and a male perpetrator allegedly were with a vehicle between Eagle and Shorts halls at 2:15 a.m. news editor March 3. involved in an assault in a men's restroom in Carrier Library. Feb. 25. ' Senner began complaining of flu- The report of the incident to campus police was delayed Senior Kathryn Senner, who was like symptoms almost two weeks until 10:30 a.m. Feb. 26. Misappropriation of State Property stricken with bacterial meningitis last ago, and she went to the University • A student was charged judicially with using an employee week, is conscious and in the process Health Center Feb. 20 for medical Unauthorized Use/Counterfeit Hang Tag hang tag that had been an instructional display item on a of recovery. She was listed in good attention. "I thought she had the flu," • A graduate student was charged judicially for using a bogus bulletin board for personal use Feb. 16. condition at the University of Surber said. hang tag to park in a faculty/staff lot Feb. 2. The student, an employee of the parking office, was Virginia Medical Center yesterday. But by Wednesday, Senner's terminated from the position. Senner, a health sciences major, condition worsened and her parents, Reckless Driving/Destruction of Public was taken to Rockingham Memorial who happened to be in the area to Property Altercation/Continuing Dispute Hospital Feb. 21 and later flown by celebrate her sister's engagement, • A small, white club cab pick-up truck reportedly was • An officer reportedly advised two students to seek Pegasus helicopter to UVa. hospital, took her to the Rockingham observed operating on sidewalks and driving through a mediation services following a report of a physical where she was listed in critical Memorial Hospital Emergency triangular island and shrubs at the D-lot entrance of the confrontation and advised them of their right to file charges condition until Monday. Room. Convocation Center at 12:28 a.m. Feb. 24. against each other, which they opted not to pursue, at 8:45 Doctors put Senner in a drug- She only remained at RMH an p.m. Feb. 26. induced coma shortly after her arrival hour before doctors recognized the Unauthorized Entry/Obscene Conduct at UVa. Medical Center Wednesday, need for intense treatment and • A female student reportedly awakened to find a 5-foot-9 Recovered Bike according to senior Cheyenne Surber, ordered that Senner be sent by white male with a stocky build and short, light red hair urinating • Groundsmen reportedly found an abandoned 18-speed Senner's fianc6. She remained in a helicopter to UVa. hospital. "She in her trash can in Spotswood Hall at 6:58 a.m. Feb. 24. Huffy ATB Tundra bicycle without a JMU decal in the trees at coma until Monday to allow the went downhill fast," Surber said of The individual reportedly departed the room on the the south end of X-lot at 9:14 a.m. Feb. 26. intensive antibiotic treatment to take Senner once she arrived at RMH. student's request. The owner of the bicycle can claim it with proof of effect to prevent pressure in the brain After sedating Senner into a coma, ownership. due to stimulation. doctors inserted a pressure merer Unauthorized Entry The illness and the antibiotic through her skull to measure the • A male student reportedly awakened to find a 5-foot-8 white Destruction of Public Property/Petty treatments are making Senner "real pressure of the fluid around her male with a medium build and short brown hair asleep, sitting Larceny sore" and weak, Surber said. brain. Because of the pressure meter on a chair in a room in Eagle Hall at 7:25 a.m. Feb. 24. • Unidentified individuals allegedly broke the display window Although she remains in "severe and all the other tubes and machines The individual reportedly had been drinking and had of a vending machine and stole products in Bell Hall between discomfort," Surber said Senner's Senner was hooked up to, Surber said urinated in his pants and on the chair and floor. The hall staff 2:20 a.m. and 5:30 am Feb. 24. spirits are improving. he discouraged Senner's friends from and the resident reportedly aroused the subject, who left the "It's amazing that the first thing visiting her. "It would have scared room on request. The subject was gone on the arrival of Destruction of Public Property/Fire Alarm she did [after coming out of the coma them." officers. • Unidentified individuals allegedly damaged two smoke on Monday] was smile," he said. Rather than worrying about the The resident reportedly had left his room unlocked. detectors in the party room of the Sigma Pi fraternity house, Doctors removed Senner's possibility he may have contracted activating the fire alarm at 6:53 a.m. Feb. 25. breathing tube Tuesday, and she was the illness, Surber said he was more Prank able to get out of bed for the first concerned that other students who • ' i -» • i tf < i • i • i ., I, • .. •. 'i *■» ^ *' Fraternity members from another school, allegedly took, a' time yesterday morning. Surber said composite photograph of the local campus chapter on Greek see POLICE LOG page 7 doctors predict Senner may be see STUDENT page 7 ' < ;I ._-...- -• •- '" •"" *' '* l.. - '"» 4 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE DELIVERY PERSONS NEEDED!

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SGA reporter pointed out Robert's Rules of Order, • Grant announced the Executive the book SGA follows for Council also vetoed the amendment The Student Government procedure, defines a member of an passed last week that sets up Association overrode an executive executive council as one who makes impeachment guidelines for class veto at its meeting in the Warren Hall motions and votes. "You contradict officers. ^_ Highlands Room Tuesday. that by saying a non-voting She said the Executive CouncVJ In executive session, the member," he said. would rather randomly choose eight Executive Council vetoed a decision To override an executive veto, the of the 16 class officers to decide made by the senate Feb. 20 to make senate must have a two-thirds vote in those matters. The amendment the director of class government a the affirmative. The motion passed proposed last week would set the "non-voting consultant" to the and the veto was overridden. number at six — three from the class Executive Council. The veto was 3-1. Also at the meeting: in question and one from each of the According to Kelley Grant, SGA * SGA continued debate about other classes. secretary, the Executive Council class president salaries. The debate Speaker Pro Tempore Bernie vetoed the decision was halted last week due Pritchard suggested a senator write a because it "would be to a lack of quorum at the new amendment that takes the belittling" not to have as end of the meeting. Executive Council's important a position as The debate recommendations into consideration. the director of class centered around a There was brief debate on whether government on the constitutional amendment to override the veto, but the measure council. to allow for a $150 failed. Sen. April Roberts, stipend for class • Grant announced plans for SGA sophomore class presidents. Week. The week will take place president, further At-Large Sen. March 11-15 with activities each day, explained the decision Jeremy Schottler made a and will begin with a "who's your was made because of "minor details," motion that would strike the stipend. senator or representative" raffle in which included perks like keys to the "There's no reason to give class the mailroom. SGA office, privileges to use copiers presidents money. People don't want March 12 is Founder's Day, and and having a desk in the office. "The their student fees to go to class SGA will present the Samuel Page director of class government should presidents." Duke award to an outstanding junior. have all the privileges of the other Sen. Nancy Sabados, senior class Also that evening, SGA will sponsor executive members." president, said, "No one will run for "Casio Night" at D-Hall with games, Sen. Richard Jenkins, Frederikson the money. If I want to make money, information booths and suggestion Hall, pointed out the senate'* original I'll get a job." boxes. decision passed unanimously, so the Sen. Sharon Cohen, Chandler SGA will also sponsor the movie Executive Council should not get its Hall, said, "We are all elected, and "Honeymoon in Vegas" at Grafton- way. He also said they were making we all do work. It won't stop at class Stovall. a "big deal" out of minor privileges. presidents; it [stipends] will get to March 14, SGA is sponsoring DEREK ROGERS/staff photographer "Why in the world should the SGA." free pool in Corner Pocket in Taylor director of class government be an The amendment to the Hall, 8 p.m.-10 p.m. Communication executive decisionr he asked. 'The constitutional amendment failed, but March 15, SGA is bringing Jeanne Schaaf lectures at a conference on regulation In the Executive Council is trying to protect the SGA passed the original hypnotist and comedian Phillip telecommunications Industry Tuesday night In Zane Showker one of their own. Give me a reason amendment, so starting next year, Hensley to entertain students on the Hall. GTE Corporation of Virginia sponsored the event, which besides keys, copies and a desk." class presidents will receive a stipend Commons, noon-1 p.m. was hosted by CISAT. Camp Who do you think des r of the Year Award and why?

"My biology professor, Dr. "I'd pick probably Dr. "I'd pick professor Don [Kit] Murphy. . . . He "I think Dr. {Elizabeth] Thomas Sure, the nealth Chodrow because he is just Neatrour. She's my Russian explains stuff so well and science professor. He is very the bad-ass of the century in takes time to make sure professor and she's taking us fair urith nis class and he s physics." m a Russian trip for spring everyone understands the democratic about his stuff and if not, he goes over break and she's just so excited teaching ways. Overall, he about teaching that she makes it again. is a really nice guy..." us excited about it."

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"Dr. [Charlotte] Graves, because "Mark Warner. I had him for a block "/ would suggest Dr. [Ralph] Cohen she goes out of her way to help course this semester, and he was just because he actually feels what he's students and she really knows her incredible. Best teacher, most energetic teaching and he wants us to have a stuff and really makes the class and just really inspired me." respect for the literary arts. A lot of interesting." times people disregard a lot of writing because it is hard to understand . . . but he breaks it down and says that things are never Jay Jones Chris Ivey Charity Henson senior, office systems management junior, computer information systems sophomore, English • >•••• i n i/' U : Vi.v. }K SPOTLIGHT BY RACHEL WOODAI.I. 1 <:' 6 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE i«r»i

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Applications available for SGA LISA DELAtiEY/senior artist offices and professor award Applications for the positions of Student Government Association president, vice presi- dent, treasurer and secretary, and Honor Council president and vice president are available in the WEEKL Y EVENTS SGA office. Completed applications are due to the office no later than March 13. U.S. officials release copy of Professor of the Year award applications are Thursday also available from the SGA office. Students Cuban pilots' vulgar remarks wishing to nominate their favorite professor UNITED NATIONS — The United States • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, 5-6:30 p.m. should do so by March 1. today produced what officials said were • Baptist Student Union Fellowship, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. transcripts of radio conversations in which Cuban Literary magazine accepts fighter pilots made vulgar jokes Saturday as they • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. fired missiles into two unarmed U.S. civilian submissions for publication • Muslim Coalition meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311,5:30-7 p.m. planes. "We took off his balls," the pilot of one Alastor, a journal of literary arts, is accepting Cuban MiG was quoted as saying after downing a submissions-for its next issue. • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m., and the plane that he earlier had identified as a blue and Students should send poetry and short stories New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. white Cessna. Another Cuban pilot, who reported to P.O. Box 7102 by March 15. All entries should • "Julius Caesar," presented by Shenandoah Shakespeare Express, Eastern shooting down the second Cessna allegedly said, include a name, phone and box number. Call 433- Mennonite University, Strite Hall, 5:30 & 9 p.m., $5. 'This one won't mess around anymore." 7718 with questions. The remarks were the main exhibit put forward • International Affairs Association meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,7 p.m. by U.S. officials as they campaigned the United Professor begins new student Nations to punish Cuba. • "My Family," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 organization at JMU p.m., $1.50. Michael Camp, assistant professor of strategic management & entrepreneurship, is organizing a • JMU Faculty Concert, Anthony-Seeger Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. JMU team of Students in Free Enterprise. All interested students have the opportunity to • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. attend a regional SIFE competition in Richmond, Britain seized by lottery craze; April 18, to observe other teams from around the Friday region. funds generate building boom SIFE is a non-profit organization supported by LONDON — Britain's National Lottery — like individuals, foundations and corporations whose Baptist Student Union Bible study, BSU House, 7 p.m. others of its breed — was just a game when it mission is to build collegiate SIFE teams who Nursing home visit sponsored by Baptist Student Union, meet at BSU House, 4 began 15 months ago. Officials figured its revenue would provide a modest but respectable teach free enterprise to better individuals, com- p.m. munities and countries. / sum for "good causes." Nobody dreamed that 90 percent of the adult Meeting to be held for those Saturday population would play it, that they would spend as much cash on it as they do on Britain's interested in collegiate 4 H greatest craving, candy, or that it would generate Students interested in forming a collegiate more revenue than all but the largest British 4-H Club should meet March 12 at 7 p.m. Spring Break! corporations. The craze is diverting money from Location to be announced. charities, from goods and services, and from At the meeting, the possibility of forming a competing private gambling operations. The club and future activities will be discussed. retail sales index shudders. The Bank of England For more information, contact Suzanne at is taking note. 564-0326. Sunday Now that the good-causes money is being Send Newsflle or Weekly Events Information distributed, something else is happening that kunttk* nobody quite imagined: a construction binge to As«t. News Editor, unrivaled here perhaps since the rebuilding after The Breeze, Anthony-Seeder Hall, Spring Break! World War II, financed by lottery grants. drop It off at The Breeze office Museums, art galleries, theaters and stadiums are or fax It to 6684736. Information Is run oh a space-available basis. going up. The lottery is altering the landscape. I . I I I I — L.A. Times/Washington Post news service I THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 7 continuedPolice from page log3 ^ One student reportedly stated he had scenario. Other parties involved also Destruction of Public consumed alcoholic beverages at the reportedly incurred injuries. Property Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity house and • Unidentified individuals allegedly at the Pi Kappa Phi fraternity house. Trash Can Fire snapped off a water fountain spout in • Unidentified individuals allegedly set a Eagle Hall at 4:30 a.m. Feb. 25. Underaged Possession of trash can lire between Godwin Hall and Alcohol Bridgeforth Stadium at 9:40 p.m. Feb. 25. Petty Larceny • Student Christopher A. Wiech, 16, of • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole Stafford, was arrested and charged with Fire Alarm a horn button from an unsecured, underaged possession of alcohol when • A student who allegedly was impaired unattended grounds truck parked in K-lot he allegedly was found in possession of by alcohol reportedly bumped into a pull between noon and 12:30 p.m. Feb. 21. a half-empty liter bottle of Jim Beam station, activating the fire alarm in Eagle • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole whiskey at Bluestone and Duke drives at Hall at 9:07 p.m. Feb. 23. the left front wheel, tire, hubcap and lug 2:25 a.m. Feb. 24. The set screw on the mechanism nuts from a Mitsubishi Eclipse parked in Wiech reportedly had soiled clothing reportedly was already loose. No charges Z-lot at 4:11 p.m. Feb. 23. as the result of a fall. were filed. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole • Unidentified individuals allegedly a microwave from the housekeeping Underaged Consumption of threw water into a smoke detector, break room at Godwin Hall between Alcohol causing it to activate the fire alarm in 12:25 a.m. and 12:30 a.m. Feb. 24. • A student was charged judicially with Chappelear Hall at 2:55 a.m. Feb. 25. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole underaged consumption of alcohol at the While departing the building after a license plate, Virginia state vehicle rear of the Alpha Sigma Tau sorority resetting the alarm, the officer reportedly registration 26-4315, from a vehicle house at 1:39 a.m. Feb. 24. observed two students highly intoxicated parked in upper L-lot between 5 p.m. • A student was charged judicially with and causing a disturbance. Feb. 23 and 10 a.m. Feb. 26. underaged consumption of alcohol in G- • A student was charged judicially for lot at the rear of Eagle Hall at 12:50 a.m. burning toast in an unattended toaster, Underaged Consumption of Feb. 23. activating the fire alarm in Dingledine Hall Alcohol/Non-compliance The student allegedly was involved in at 11:17 a.m. Feb. 22. IAN GVLkHMAIsenior photographer • Two students were charged judicially an earlier altercation with other parties Number of drunk in public charges since GOP with underaged consumption of alcohol while riding on a bus returning from Jan. 11:25 and non-compliance near Gifford Hall in Melrose Caverns. The student reportedly Number of parking tickets issued Virginia Republican Chairman Pat McSweeney addressed H-lotat2:12a.m.Feb.24. suffered injuries consistent with a fight between Feb. 19 and Feb. 25:990 College Republicans and interested students Monday night. Student continued from page 3 students with the antibiotics. "I think panicky about it." Relations, said students and faculty "I've been trying to tell her all the were in contact with Senner needed we were able to get in contact with According to Harper, "Things are reacted well to Senner's illness. "I good wishes [people have to find out and receive the those closest to [Senner]." quieter" now at the Health Center, think they've handled it well." expressed], but I still haven't gotten preventative antibiotics. The Health Center has been trying because people are less anxious "I think students here became them all," he said. "After seeing Katie in the to respond to student concern by about contracting the illness. aware quickly that while it is Senner still hopes to graduate in emergency room, I really didn't want establishing a hotline to answer "We're at the end of the potential unlikely, there is a remote possibility May, Surber said, and their wedding anyone else to come down with concerned students' questions. incubation period," she said, so [they could have contracted the date remains set for June 10. [meningitis],'* he said. "I think students and faculty's people who may have contracted the illness]," Hilton said. "It's nice that we're finally Donna Harper, director of the response has been very favorable," illness "probably would have shown Surber said student support for thinking and talking about plans for University Health Center, said the Harper said. "We gave out lots of symptoms by now." him and Senner has been coming home and graduating," Health Center treated about 10 information, and nobody was Fred Hilton, director of Media "incredible." Surber said.

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You're drinking, you're partying, you're dancing. Sexual assault is something that ean happen at any J/iyf , tf You're as happy and relaxed as you've been all time at any place through no fault of the survivor. m semester. You're also at your most vulnerable. Precautionary actions, however, can improve the A big, greasy-spoon dart to D-hall and its weekend Some spring break vacation spots, like Daytona chances of returning home without dealing with such a menus. We pay thousands of dollars for cereal? Not Beach, Florida and South Padre Island, Texas, are tragedy. Stay in groups, and always have one person everyone has the opportunity to eat off campus on notorious for the sun and fun they provide, serving as promise to stay sober... or at least semi-sober. Agree meeting centers for students from all over the country, ahead of time to go home together, no matter what. Saturday and Sunday. At least bring back the good They're also notorious sites of theft, date rape and Don't be too trusting — everyone seems nice when cereals. alcohol-induced violence. Protect yourself and your you first meet them. The aftermath of sexual assault is a Sent in by a student who doesn 't always want friends. , long one. Women should especially cereal, but if forced to, will eat it. One way to prevent theft is by [Spring break take care of each other. carrying traveler's checks or credit Alcohol has been known to make cards rather than cash. Use the motel vacation spots]... people more aggressive, and most Pat... safe.tmt ratherlutiiLi thanman iwu'iucleaving thingstiini^j vuvout in • • /* fightso—— between college-aged*> w students the room. And let's be honest, we are nOtOriOUS SlteS OJ happen while they're under the A your-help-is-much-appreciated pat to the don't really need to bring our influence. Spring break, an often out- women's soccer team, who, after practice, was jewelry on vacation. It'll just create theft, date rape and of-control experience, is certainly no willing to help the gymnastics team by carrying mats tan lines, anyway. exception. Remember, security into the gym Thursday night. Another pat to the We have probably all lost hotel alcohol- induced guards at bars and clubs are there for members of APO who helped set up before, flashed keys before. Most hotels in a our protection. scores during and moved everything back downstairs student's budget are not the most violence. Don't be afraid to walk away from after the meet. You can't imagine what your help a fight — you may never see the high-class establishments. Some meant to us. other person again. That person isn't worth the risk of have even been known not to change the locks when Sent in by members of the gymnastics team who keys are reported stolen. As this is always a safety spending part of spring break in jail, or worse, the hazard, it's advisable to use the bolt on your door at all hospital. A cast can impede the quest for a perfect tan. were so happy they didn 't have to carry those few times. Lastly, tanning itself can be a source of possible extra mats. Safety is important when traveling, as well. Lest you danger. Melanoma is rising in the 18-24 age group. If ^^ forget the tourists recently killed in Miami, always call you're spending seven days in a warm-weather climate. M JflytL.. a police station to get directions rather than stopping at take it easy and wear sunscreen. The tan will come with an unfamiliar and possibly unsafe place. time. A where-did-you-get-your-license dart to the Take two cars if possible so the whole group isn't Hopefully, a sun burn will be the worst thing anyone moron who drives the truck around Hunter's Ridge. will have to face. stranded if there's a problem. Bring a cellular phone if The Daytona 500 is over, and it wasn't in possible; they're inexpensive to rent, almost as inexpensive to buy. It's a good time to hit parents up for The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial Harrisonburg. one, and let's face it, who isn't impressed by someone board which consists of the editor, managing editor and Sent in by a driver whose life has flashed before with a cellular phone? the opinion editors. his eyes several times due to this maniac.

Alison Boycc .. . editor Cyndy tor Pat... Editorial Policy Sherri Eisenberg . . . opinion editor Laura Wade . . asst. opinion editor Letters to the editor shouid be no more than 500 words, columns should be no more A thank you pat to the manager of PC Dukes who than 800 words, and both will be published on 3 space available basis. They must be was kind enough to pay for my lunch after I had to delivered to The Biteze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. wait awhile for the milk to be replaced. The Biww reserves the tight to edit for clarity and space. Sent in by someone who feels many people on The opinions'in this section do not necessardyTefrecrtheopinion of the newspaper, campus could take'lessons from him'on customer BreezeJAMBS MADISON UNIVERSITY this naff, or }emes Madison Urtivercity service. THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 9

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Cunningham has no right to Judge; were they being inappropriate {hen? ears Ago The first man I loved was the person who taught me how to insults and degradation unappreciated love and respect myself. This was right before he went off to bx\ 'Jyarcn 'Bogan ^ - To the Editor: fight for our country in the Gulf War. Being gay is not just another incident or some small footnote After reading many of his comments, I would like to ask who in my life. This is a major part of my existence. By saying that Years Ago is a column that highlights excerpts of The died and left Charles Cunningham king, and who is he to speak Breezes of yesteryear. for God? my lifestyle is inappropriate, you are insulting my humanity and my spirituality. Here is a man I have never By even asking the Nov. 15,1930 met, and he is telling me my question, "Should gays have Arriving at Mt. Wilson Observatory, the new 20-inch lifestyle is "inappropriate." equal rights?" you are starting Ritchey Chretian telescope, designed by Prof. G. V. Ritchey, has And people wonder why there with the assumption that we do been pronounced revolutionary in its character. While are so many homosexuals who not have equal rights. I, for one, maintaining the central focus, the images, not on the axis are not have not come out and why so am tired of being treated like an distorted, as formerly, but are entirely clean-cut. This will result there are so many gay teen- alien. And I will not be treated in a radical change in celestial photography. Its tube is only 54 agers who have committed like a second-class citizen. inches long, while an ordinary one of its other dimensions would suicide. Cunningham is the While Cunningham have a tube 32 feet long type of person who is always failed to realize that Walt ******** saying we choose to be gay. Whitman was gay (Daily News I will admit that I have Record, Feb. 21), he apparently Approximately six hundred, white clad H.T.C. girls marched made choices in my life. By misses a lot of things, like the in the Armistice Day Parade last Tuesday. Also representative of being gay, 1 had to choose between lying about who I am or theme of most of the Bible's New Testament. the college was a Red Cross float of forty girls, proceeded by the being honest with myself and others. I choose to be honest and Since he calls himself a Christian, he must have missed the school Red Cross Committee on foot. Fifteen girls, under the live my life with as much integrity as possible. parts about "thou shalt not judge," "love your neighbor, and your direction of Ken Byrd, marshalled the Girl Scouts Maybe that is why I get so much respect from both my gay and enemy" and "let he who is not a sinner cast the first stone." ******** straight friends. That may also be why so many of my straight Maybe he should take the Gay and Lesbian Literature class and friends come to me for advice about their problems and leam something. A gas mask which will enable its wearer to talk is being relationships. I will also concede that while I can choose who I There is too much pain in the world. We all need to love and designed by the Chemical Warfare Service of the Army, Maj. actually have sex with, I can't choose who I want to have sex respect ourselves and each other a little bit more instead of Gen. H. L. Gilchrist, chief, said in his annual report yesterday. with. insulting and degrading one another. "Vengeance is mine," says Tests conducted thus far indicate the new mask will be It amazes me how mainstream America can listen to our the Lord, and one fine day, I may have to accept its judgment, practicable. With it, scouts and observers will be able" to carry on music, read our books and poetry, wear our clothes, watch our but 1 do not have to accept yours. God forgives and God loves. telephonic conversation with their headquarters from the movies and plays, and then deny our very existence. My ex- Why can't you? battlefield without risking asphyxiation. lovers and the men I have dated have been firefighters, football At the same time, Army scientists are attempting to reduce players, military men and doctors. Gary Morral the weight of the standard gas mask without sacrificing its When they were risking their lives to defend our country, senior effectiveness. save your homes, or save the lives of you and your children. psychology The General called attention in his report to development of a new laboratory at Edgewood Arsenal, Maryland, where scientists are working constantly to perfect the comparatively new mode of fighting with gas

Nov. 29,1930 Speculation has been rife as to how Princess Margaret Rose, Defining the GOP youngest daughter of the Duke and Duchess of York, would figure in the line of ascension to the English throne. Because British laws do not definately state that succession to the throne 'A Buchanan America would change our goes to the elder sister as it does in the case of sons, it has been thought that little Princess Margaret Rose may have equal rights national emblem... to an ostrich.' with her older sister, Princess Elizabeth. King George ended this discussion last week by announcing a definite list of succession, which reads: Pat Buchanan is a liberal. As a Northern Virginia resident, Pat Buchanan has trekked 1. The Prince of Wales He considers himself conservative and the sheep in the across the commonwealth for scores of Republican candidates, 2. The Duke of York media call him conservative (or, worse, ultraconservative), and his contributions to the Grand Old Party shouldn't be 3. Princess Elizabeth but he isn't. diminished. 4. Princess Margaret Rose Pat Buchanan is the only candidate of either party I've met Mr. Buchanan several times and always found him campaigning for a tax hike. He wants to slap stiff tariffs on to be a consummate gentleman. My problem isn't with who he numerous imports, and a tariff is nothing more than the is, but with what he says. "Virginia may be spoken of as the Geologists Paradise," government artificially inflating a product's price. The Wall Street Journal editorial page ha"s stated, "It is declared Mr. Raus Hanson in an address given in chapel Friday, Buchanan's economics that would be assisted suicide for November 21 on the subject of "Geological Formations of the Republicans." Like communism, like liberalism, protectionist Shenandoah Valley." policies just won't work in a global economy. Buchanan's Stating that geography has human interest, he pointed out Guest Columnist notion of taxing Americans more under the banner of that it accepts investigations made by trained botanists, chemists, "protecting our jobs" directly contradicts what real geologists, and workers in similar fields. Mr. Hanson continued conservatism is about. his talk along the same lines with the question "How do such — Scott Pinsker Real conservatives believe jobs are created through geological conditions influence man's undertakings?" Answering competition and opportunity, not isolationism and government his own query, he stated that geology records the works of the intervention. Back in the late '80s, Pat Buchanan wrote a book Divine. A Buchanan administration would have the government advocating free trade, and now he argues that open economic Quoting Dr. Watson of the University of Virginia, Mr. decide which jobs and industries are worthy of federal borders destroyed the British Empire. Hanson stated that "there is probably no state in the union, of the protection and which aren't. A true conservative would rely He advocates a financial strategy straight from the pages of same area of Virginia that can show a greater diversity of on the free-market system to determine something's worth. the AFL-CIO. geological resources." As an example, he stated that the Honest conservatism is about diminishing government Why should he decide which products are politically correct bluestone on the campus marks years and years of age, but it is control, not increasing it. and which products are strictly taboo? How will hiking the not the oldest in Virginia... Pat Buchanan, the man William Bennett once described price of a VCR protect American jobs? How does government as "flirting with fascism," believes Americans can no longer confiscation of more of our income help the economy? ******** compete with the outside world. He believes a fence should This election has turned into a battle over what the word All freshman students of hockey should get one thing firmly be built around our southern border. He recommends "conservative" means. Right now, the mainstream definition of into their heads: namely, the object of the game is to hit the white obliterating NAFTA and suspending trade with some of our a conservative is someone who believes in limited government ball with a stick so that nobody else can get it. Always try to get global allies. and absolute morality. Buchanan believes in expanded on the ball before anyone else does. If you are playing center A Buchanan America would change our national emblem government and misguided morality. forward (the forward who plays in the center of the field) and the from a proud eagle to an ostrich with its head in the sand. Bill Clinton is a weak leader with ethical problems that left wing (the forward fartherest to the left) misses a swing at the Capitalism hinges upon competition, and I find it difficult would make Caligula blush. For the GOP to nominate a man ball, run over and help her out. She probably needs it. If you are to believe the party of Ronald Reagan would seriously whose views are the antithesis of what the party stands for playing full-back and you don't think your goaler (the girl in the consider nominating a man who fears the economic prowess wouldn't just cost the Republicans the White House, it would goal) is competent, stand in front of her to stop the balls of Mexico and India. Buchanan might call his ideology "a be a slap in the face to the Reagan legacy. new conservatism of the heart," but it certainly isn't a Karen Bogan is a junior mass communication and English conservatism of the brain. Scott Pinsker is a senior mass communication major. major. ™ "

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THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 U fide to middle-class vouth Some special social protest songs for the priviledged Two important, thinoshmgS mir*takc ni«w.placc , A m*. ,.:_imc cver O Or* makT J """"^ ■* y y^. withheld from us in order to fund welfare programs — in I get up every momin', sir, swim lessons start promptly at 10 inelJS5 "r PP>\and thC 0,her makes us sad" 0ne & an addition, of course, to B-2s and $400 hammers. a UrC: ,he 0,her a roducl of Someday we'll get out of here, but baby I sure don' know when nureaurrJr S."*,.'!' " ' us ,0 think that' Pil ,0 i s an » Now. I am not here to defend the so-called welfare state, and I do my bestt sir, I'm a country club pool lifeguard this really would not even be worthy of mention if the I look out for the kiddies, but man, some days it's so hard ESZSiSL" - °- complainants did not happen to be extremely well-off upper- Well, I can't say this work hasn 7 taken its toll middle-class white kids who know about as much about Es vS I the .marvel0«s weather we've been gifted with But I got no choice: the Honda my folks bought me is already 1 poverty as Coolio knows about good hair days. two years old. SomrS'J? may !hmk U has arrived ^'y- Pertiaps by way of Everyone has a right to his or her opinion, but when you S bnJtaI winter Unf hereto " ' °*unately tax time is listen to the same kids who are trying to decide which easy $7- Intem-Scale Blues (sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Leopard- an-hour job to take this summer complain that welfare Skin Pill Box Hat") recipients — who. to believe their rants, are overwhelmingly characterized as obese black or Hispanic women — do nothing When Dads told me the law firm would take me in but sit around all day watching game shows, getting pregnant Put on my slacks and my tie, but never dreamed it would be like and smoking crack ("it's a ghetto drug"), it strikes me as a case this of the pot calling the kettle "colored." I stamp and I file, I answer phones but some day it's no use In high school. I worked as a cashier for three years at a 'Cos the men upstairs are givin' me the intem-scale blues grocery store whose customer base mostly comprised the lower end of the Northern Virginia economic spectrum. Every time I In an air-conditioned office every day, nine to five accepted food stamps, which happened often, the next person in I stare at the water cooler, wonder if I'll make it out alive line would fix me with a serious stare and ask what the person Zone Showker is great, but maybe business just ain 'tfor me ahead of them had bought, as though they were sure to catch taxes ClicM has Maybe I'll do something meaningful with my life and get a H—ffSJj^ ' " *** are as inevitable as somebody walking out with a bag full of lobster and Dom CISAT degree death. Unlike a lot of reasonable, smart people, I really don't Perignon. Right. get upset about paying my share. I am, however, learning to be sympathetic to the plight of I figure that as long as I enjoy relatively clean water, safe, I Shall Be Deceased (sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "I Shall these poor, ostracized, cellular phone-carrying souls whose Be Released") untainted food, the at-the-very-least illusory protection of empty eyes scream out in quiet desperation from beneath their ponce, firefighters, and yes. even the military, I should not backward baseball caps. complain (though Social Security is another issue, and another They say a man needs his Heineken (tm) column). As a gesture of solidarity with my fellow victims, forced as He needs his Beast most of all we are to bear the fiscal burden of the lazy, unsightly But I swear I feel no affection Still, bitching about one's taxes has a rich and colorful underclass, I have decided to cast my lot with them into an history. It is a healthy form of social protest that has paid For the returned videotapes on the wall arena pioneered by the visionary musician Woody Guthrie and I feel my income rising, for tax purposes at least homage to everybody from Henry Thoreau to Al Capone to carried on by the likes of Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen: the Hunter S. Thompson with varying degrees of success. And so next April, you know I will social protest song. I will be deceased So when people complain about their taxes, my response is The remainder of this column will be devoted to my first, usually the same, as if they had made an innocuous comment humble efforts. about what lovely weather we're having or how the Dukes My baby shops at Benetton, but when she closes up it's all right really rocked George Mason University the other night: It's just It's just me and her and the Lexus Country Club Pool Lifeguard (sung to the tune of Bruce On this suburban highway tonight talk. Citizens of the United States, no matter how rich they are, Springsteen's "Highway Patrolman") enjoy a lower tax bracket than just about anyone else in the free I feel spring break coming, from the West Coast to the East world. And come next April, you know I will Well, you're the man for the job. mister, he said, and hired me I will be deceased. Recently though, I've been hearing some particularly fiery right away objections to the notion that any part of our income should be Now I'm eamin' my bread sittin' here in this chair all day Chris Klimek is a sophomore mass communication major. Buchanan uses nationalism to gain appeal These nationalistic and isolationist views could leave the future very bleak for the United States.' I rarely give my opinion on politics in an open forum, but reducing immigration further are anathema to his own party's staff that he clearly defined his enemies and the enemies of the recent circumstances in the Grand Old Party leave me with very political views. little choice. American public. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani of New York was one of the first For months now the bid for the Republican nomination has One was a cultural enemy: the hippy, pot-smoking, anti-war Republicans to attack Buchanan, calling him a "racist, generation that reveled in sin. The other was the civil rights centered on Bob Dole, but recent developments have allowed a antisemitic, anti-immigrant... anti-integrationist." new breed of Republicans to crop to the surface. movement, which he believed disrupted white-only schools and He went on to complain about Buchanan's 1987 attempt to communities. After taking second in the Iowa caucus, commentator Pat stop the extradition of Nazi war criminal Karl Linnas to the Buchanan has shocked many Americans with his victory in the Soviet Union. Giuliani's outspoken nature continues, but New Hampshire primary. mainstream Republicans have balked at downplaying His victory leaves many in the Republican party as well as Buchanan's appeal. This has left me wondering why they would Americans in general pondering the frightening question: Is not try to downplay his recent string of successes. Buchanan capable of winning the nomination? Perhaps it is Buchanan's grass-roots appeal to the American A brief outline of his political platform should indicate why working class. Perhaps Republicans fear Buchanan is simply a he is so scary: throwback to the popularity of McCarthyism in the 1950s. • Establish a five-year moratorium on legal immigration. Perhaps it is Republican Party insiders' fear of losing or • Order a 200-mile-long fence built along the U.S.-Mexican alienating voters once November rolls around. border. Those are probably some of the reasons, but the underlying • Sign an executive order abolishing federally mandated minority theme behind Buchanan's success is his appeal to Americans' According to U.S. News &. World Report, Nixon once set-aside programs and affirmative-action plans. love for their country. described Buchanan's racial thoughts as "segregation forever." • Cancel all U.S. foreign aid, except humanitarian relief. He champions himself as the defender of the working-class, Buchanan has a long history of opposition to big business, • Send legislation to Congress to impose a 40 percent tariff on with his upbringing espouses upper-middle-class values. political insiders, homosexuals, women, abortionists and Jewish Chinese-made goods and a 10 percent tariff on Japanese imports. Buchanan has established himself as anti-establishment when his people. career has been built on surviving in Washington political These nationalistic and isolationist views could leave the In a 1990 column he authored, Buchanan said Nazi death- circles. His anti-establishment bent follows in the vein of men camp survivors suffered from "group fantasies of martyrdom." future very bleak for the United States. He advocates the like George Wallace and the infamous Huey Long. removal of the United States from the North American Free He later decried Hitler as a mass murderer but went on to say he He makes speeches in front of national monuments (a recent was a man of "great courage" and a "soldier's soldier." Trade Agreement and the World Trade Organization. appearance in front of Mount Rushmore, featuring the faces of Although most of NAFTA's provisions will be phased in Buchanan will now tote his isolationist ideas and his Bible to some of America's premier anti-free trade nationalists) and the Southern states, where if his appeal is as strong as it was in slowly over the next 15 years, its impact on the U. S. economy drapes himself in the ideology of the American flag. so far has been minimal. According to U.S. News &. World New Hampshire, he will walk away with as many as 31\ Buchanan portrays himself as the freedom fighter of the possible delegates to the Republican nominating convention. Report, the estimated trade deficit with Mexico currently American people and as the savior of Christianity in America, all He will rely on Christian groups in the Bible Belt and amounts to just 0.2 percent of the $7 trillion-plus national the while categorically classifying various segments of society as economy. resentment for foreign competition, which has had a very evil (continuing his trend of declaring enemies and just another negative impact on the economy of states like South Carolina, to Perhaps he is scaring the Republican party more than he is step toward his embracement of McCarthy politics). scaring me, but I would say it is a close race. propel him into the Republican nomination for President. In 1966, he went to work for President Richard Nixon as a Using a phrase Buchanan would love: God help us. His message of economic isolationism is violently opposed political aide and began to build the foundation of his extremely io the Republican Party platform of free trade, and his views on conservative views. It was during his eight years on Nixon's Peter Haggarty is a junior mass communication major. i> J \ .> t , i«> • < • i t«> ■ ti. \x\. «> 1 hur 12 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE '■■■■ '■ "■■ — ■—«.. 1 CHARLOTTESVILLE: awr** story and photos By ^c^lhompson On the other side of the mountains fromJMU lies a city brimming with culture, fresh '90s music, great restaurants, art and endless

(above) UVa. students and Charlottesvllle residents wander up and down The Comer all afternoon and Into the evening, (below left) places to go. Buried back on Elliewood Avenue Just off The Comer lies Martha's Cafe, which serves incredible cuisine Inside and out. A tempting taste of variety A trip to Charlottesville just with felafel and veggie chili on one foods like soups and salads, while wouldn't be complete without a stop extreme or a steak on the other. The providing terminals for Internet at one of its plethora of restaurants. beer connoisseur will definitely want access and web browsing. With more than two dozen on the to stop by the Greenskeeper, with On Seminole Trail, Lord Corner alone, there's something to more than 20 microbrews available. Hardwicke's offers a quiet, relaxing appeal to anyone's tastes. The College Inn serves Italian, atmosphere. The dark hardwood The Corner is made up of Main and the Spanky's lover will want to railings and tables are reminiscent of Street, Elliewood Avenue and 14th stop in at Macado's, a country inn restaurant. You'll also Street. Although many of the shops Charlottesville's version of the find more common restaurant chains and restaurants are on Main Street, same. on Seminole Trail, including Ruby make sure you check out the two The Baja Bean blends a college Tuesday's, Applebee's, Chi-Chi's, side streets. atmosphere with a Mexican menu, Chili's and Pargo's. Many of the food stops on the making for good times. The bagel lover may want to stop Corner are sandwich stands, but Cafe" Europa also offers in at Bodo's Bagels, a locally owned other types of restaurants abound. vegetarian cuisine, with Greek bagel bakery, and Chesapeake Bagel Vegetarians will want to flock to salads and elaborate sandwiches. Bakery also has a store in Martha's Cafd on Elliewood A few blocks from the Corner is Charlottesville. Avenue, which serves an incredible the Blue Ridge Brewery, located on And the meaning of life for menu of vegetarian pastas and Main Street across from TRAX. college folk, Chinese lood, can be Mexican foods with some white On the Downtown Mall, there's found throughout Charlottesville, meat, such as chicken, on the menu. something for everyone. The with special note going to the Just the cornbread alone is to die for. Hardware Co. Restaurant offers a Flaming Wok, recommended by You can also opt to have your menu of sandwiches that fell right many Charlottesville residents. meal served outside on the patio, out of Spanky's, and be sure to To Harrisonburg's credit, there's weather permitting. check out their freshly made ice no Luigi's or Little Grill in I also recommend Take It Away, cream. Charlottesville, and the 'Burg's a sandwich shop with fresh-baked The Moondance Cafe" offers a Spanky's has a lot more character bread. Although you can order a sub moderately priced menu of steaks than Charlottesville's Macado's, there, the diversity of their breads and seafood, and as with the Corner, even though they're essentially the puts them a step ahead of the the Downtown Mall has enough same restaurant. standard sub shop. sandwich stands to make your head Waffle House is nowhere to be Many restaurants line Main spin. found in Albemarle County. But for Street, each specializing in one You can also enjoy coffee and those of you who really enjoy off- cuisine or another. The computers at The Mudhouse kilter breakfast experiences at 2 Greenskeeper mixes vegetarian with Cybercafe\ They offer an impressive a.m., try Aunt Sarah's Pancake Americana, meaning you can go list of coffees, teas, juices and light House or the Italian Villa. i V. J.\ : ... • THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 13 -3»> i rv ... I.: I . i ' ... i»n«o—j

Downtown has a lot to offer For most JMU students, brick sidewalks and shady trees, it But there are subtler nuances to CharloUesyille probably means one makes for a good stroll in the the Corner. As with the Downtown of two things: the University of afternoon, even if you're not aiming Mall, it makes for a nice evening Virginia or The Dave Matthews to buy anything. stroll. Band. You can find various shops, with There are also several specialty But hidden away in the county themes ranging from the culture of shops, including a magic store, two seat of AJbemarle County is an the American Southwest to African bike shops and a plethora of elusive character that amounts to an culture to New York high fashion. restaurants. eclectic blend of art and ambiance. There are general stores, country Be sure to stop in Coyote, a store Finding this character can be a stores, mini-malls and restaurants best described under the rubric of challenge, though, particularly given hidden along the mall, so keep your "granola" culture. The front window the firm grip UVa. holds over eyes open. is somewhat devoted to Jerry Garcia Charlottesville. With large orange Vs At least three bookstores are and an extensive selection of stickers. printed on the sidewalks and UVa. tucked in various corners of the They also have a good stock of paraphernalia adorning the walls of Downtown Mall, each with a buttons for the opinionated, as well many of the restaurants, it's hard to different character. as jewelry, incense, hard-to-find T- get away from. There's even a pro hockey and ice shirts and off-beat greeting cards. Even so, a day trip to skating shop and the latest in Seminole Trail has a lot in Charlottesville can be well worth the cyberspace trends, the Mudhouse common with Harrisonburg's East effort of any JMU student. Cybercafd. Market Street, amounting to strip Charlottesville's Downtown Mall And of course, the shopping mall after strip mall with a Wal-Mart IN by itself worth the drive if you've experience wouldn't be complete on one side of the street and the never been. What was at one time without a good toy store to waste archetypal standard inside U.S. mall. part of Charlottesville's Main Street time in, such as Copernicus Toys, One thing it has over Market is a peaceful place to find arts, crafts which mixes toys with nature and Street, though, is a greater diversity. and clothing. science. It stretches much farther than Market Don't let the word "mall" fool Near the Downtown Mall, there's Street and offers a great deal of you. Torsten Huettemann, a German also the Corner, the core of UVa. specialty stores, if you just keep your Zulema Weinschenk reads a book in the L'Affiche Poster and Art native interning in Harrisonburg, culture, and Seminole Trail, eyes open. Gallery located in the Downtown Mall's Hardware Store. sums it up nicely with, "It's very Charlottesville's primary commercial One warning about Seminole European. It's not like the standard district. Trail: The traffic patterns leave a USA inside mall with JCPenney." The Corner needs to be taken with great deal to be desired, and an In fact, it's an outdoor pedestrian something of a grain of salt, given ongoing construction project to Follow the signs shopping experience that amounts to .the overwhelming amount of UVa. widen the road to six lanes will test something similar to a year-round T-shirts and knickknacks staring at the patience of the most hardened of Getting to all Charlottesville has Preston Avenue. Shortly after you crafts bazaar. With its broad red you through plate-glass windows. Northern Virginia drivers. to offer can be a touch on the tricky turn, Preston Avenue becomes side. But pay attention to signs and Market Street. Park anywhere along you should be OK. Market Street, and you'll find the To get to either the Downtown Downtown Mall a block away. Culture and art abound Mall or the Corner, take exit 120, 5th There are several public parking When the sun sets over belongs to the improv sounds of roots of Wendy Repass to the blues Street, off Interstate 64 East. Go lots near the Downtown Mall and a Charlottesville, the night comes alive Agents of Good Roots and other rockofTR3. roughly 2 1/2 miles until you get to couple of parking decks. Charges for with music and arts. Street upcoming acts include Vertical The Espresso Corner on the Main Street. these lots can be verified at many performers pull out their guitars Horizon, Everything, Bio Ritmo and Corner features music and poetry If you want to go to the Corner, shops and restaurants along the mall, along the Corner and the Downtown G. Love and the King's Court. For throughout the week, with a different turn left on Main Street and follow it as with the Corner. Mall, and coffee shops and bars more information about TRAX's performer each Friday night and a until you get to the intersection of If you're headed for Seminole throughout the city host a wide range spring schedule, call its concert line jazz band every Saturday night. Main and 14th streets, and there you Trail, take exit 118 B, Route 29, and of performances. at (804) 295-8729. The Prism Coffeehouse, tucked are. There's ample parking with a follow the bypass to Seminole Trail, Many JMU students are familiar In addition to TRAX, the artistic away on Rugby Road off Main large public parking lot and two which is where Route 29 heads north with TRAX, the nightclub just off flare of Charlottesville abounds Street, features local music on a parking decks. Vendors will verify to Washington, D.C. Main Street where Dave Matthews throughout the city year-round. regular basis, with a focus on parking stubs, waiving charges. Maps of Charlottesville are used to play every Tuesday night Local music fills the air in many individual musicians but occasionally For the Downtown Mall, follow available for $3 at bookstores before finding the national spotlight. restaurants and coffee shops featuring bands. 5th Street to the next stoplight after throughout Harrisonburg, so you The Tuesday night slot now throughout the city, from the acoustic Tokyo Rose, a Chinese restaurant Main Street and make a right on might want to pick one up. by day, provides a diverse amount of entertainment, from small performances to techno raves to gothic nights for those who like to dress up in all-black, put on elaborate make-up and spend the night dancing to industrial and gothic music. The Mudhouse homepage claims, "The relaxing atmosphere . . . along with its diverse community of enthusiasts, pro/ides an excellent opportunity for people of all ages and walks of life to join together in friendship and fun." For the theatre buff, UVa.'s Culbreth Theatre is presenting 'Tales of the Lost Formicans" in late March and "Fiddler on the Roof in late April. For actual dates and ticket information, the box office can be reached at (804) 924-3376. Perhaps the best way to sort out all Charlottesville has to offer is to pick up a copy of C'Ville Weekly, Charlottesville's "other" newspaper, as it calls itself. Within its pages, you'll find reviews of plays and movies, feature articles and various calendars providing information about upcoming events in Charlottesville. Finnie Coleman (I) and Marc Furigay play some tunes downtown. ™

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THE BREEZE Thursday. Feb. 29,1996 16 Band offers blend of styles This Soma Bone Daddy to perform tonight, announces name change will put you by Kath Williams says, "What's up, bone daddy?" in Alexandria and various locations in s^aff writer The band members named a plethora of Lynchburg and Washington, D.C. in a coma influences for their music, ranging from the Some of the bands Bone Daddy has played The five-man band soon to be formerly classic rock of Jimi Hendrix, The Allman with include Emmit Swimming, the Gibb known as Bone Daddy described its style as by John M. Taylor Brothers Band and Eric Clapton to the sounds Droll band, fellow Harrisonburg band senior writer "jam-oriented," a unique combination of of James Brown and John Coltranc. They also Puddleduck, Fighting Gravity, which rock, funk, blues and jazz. listed the more recent tunes of Phish and 311 originates from Richmond; and the Hatters, a Once upon a time, there was a group The members of the band are JMU as music motivators. national band. called Black Sabbath. A product of the early graduates Jon Gleich (vocals and saxophone) When the members were young, they Gothelf creates a theme of the night for '70s, they redefined rock and roll, using and Jeff Gothelf (vocals and keyboard), and listened to some of the same bands and thus every show. The themes are usually abstract, heavy, dense guitar riffs and long, drawn-out JMU seniors David Monger (bass), Kirk were influenced by the same music. he said. "It's completely spontaneous and songs that had the ability to totally change Hanson (guitar) and Jim Mathers (drums). There is a heavy jazz influence in their gets the crowd involved." course from beginning to end. That, A conflict with a San Francisco band music thanks to the use of the saxophone, Bone Daddy emphasized its difference combined with the piercing vocals of a young called the Bone Daddies has forced Bone which is more prevalent than in other bands, from other bands. "We're not interested in Ozzy Osbome made this group heavy, hard, Daddy to change its name. Booking agencies Gleich said. making catchy four-chord songs as some of and for lack of a better word, good. and club owners too often associated the During a set, the music constantly the bands out there are," Mathers said. Harrisonburg band with the San Francisco changes. The members described it as one The band is a semi-finalist in The Winter band. member branching out and everybody else Battle of the Bands at Nick's in Alexandria. REVIEW The band will announce its new name, catching on. Bone Daddy is one of the remaining eight Manute Soul, tonight when it performs at They feed off each other and rely on each bands, narrowed down from an original 48. Fast forward to 1996. Soma, a group JM's Bar and Grill. other, "increasingly becoming a band of Bone Daddy can also be heard on DC 101, hailing from Gainesville, Fla., has released its The new name is a tribute to former NBA listeners," Gleich said. a radio station in the Washington, D.C., area, album. The Birth of Virococha. Soma is one player Manute Bol. Monger said, "We don't know where it's thanks to Bone Daddy publicist Shannon of those groups that toiled for years unnoticed Nothing else has changed — it's still the going to go when we start." Smith. and has finally gotten its chance to put its same music and the same band, just with a Band members emphasized the versatility Bone Daddy is also on local stations work on a compact disc. As the band put it, different name, Gothelf said. of their music. It's something listeners can WXJM and WBOP, as well as on college they have "more years of experience than The band formed about a year and a half move to, dance to — a universality of sound. stations at the University of Virginia, George they care to remember." ago and "something immediately clicked," "We do so many different types of music Mason University, University of Maryland, Birth starts out hard. The first track, Gleich said. that there's usually something for everyone," Radford and George Washington University. "Sometimes," begins with a wind-like guitar Bone Daddy has a three-song demo on Hanson said. "But when you boil it all down, In the future, the band hopes to get a swirling in the background before drummer tape and will release a full-length compact it's still us." booking agent and plans to travel this Craig Anderson takes over. As he begins disc on April 1S under its new name. In addition to playing at JM's monthly. summer and play often, with a base in pounding, guitarist and lead vocalist Justin The original name for the band came from Bone Daddy has played at Radford Harrisonburg. Cimino lets loose, laying down some hard the Tim Burton movie "Thj Nightmare University, TRAX in Charlottesville, "Our Immediate goal is to play as much as riffs that make you think this group can rock. Before Christmas," in which the Boogie Man fraternity parties at Virginia Tech, Bad Habits we can and have fun," Gleich said. This first exposure to the group's sound is what brings images of Sabbath: the loud, plodding guitar, the lengthy tunes ("Sometimes" is more than seven minutes long) and the prominent role of the percussion. The-two groups' sounds are very similar. Yet, the listener will soon forget all of these favorable comparisons as soon as Cimino and Soma's other vocalist, Teresa Valdespino, begin harmonizing the lyrics. It doesn't work. Perhaps if it had just been Cimino, or just Valdespino, there would have been a more fierce or powerful sound. But harmony (especially harmony of the male and female voice) just doesn't allow a song to rock. Members of Soma seem like they are trying too hard. Obviously, they are trying to win over the youth of America, because no one over 30 would give them a first listen, much less a second. But when a group describes itself as, "Nonconformist, originally deviant, schizophrenic swinging dropout, Bohemian metal-head Beatnik, hippie freak flower child misfit, square peg in a round hole, ugly duckling, fish out of water," it is obvious it is blatantly attempting to forge some kind of bond with the kids in this country. Basically, Soma is saying, "Hi, we're alternative and cool and don't fit in, please buy our album." The best track on the album is number five, "Powder Burn." It is a vivid description of suicide, both giving the reasons for doing the deed and painting a picture of the action itself. The lyrics are intriguing, despite the morbid topic, and are carefully thought out. This is most evident in the closing lines: "I've got a plan to keep myself true, and only I'll know, and after I go. Everyone will wonder why." / Aside from this track, though, this album is nothing special. Although the band describes its sound as "unpredictable," the CD is predictable after the first song; a hard intro, screaming vocals, a quiet harmonic vocal over a soft guitar, then usually a hard PHOTO COURTESY OF BONE DADDY finish. If this order isn't always the same, these components will usually find their way Harrisonburg s own Bone Daddy, pictured above, will be playing at JM's Bar and Grill tonight with opening band Soma. into each song in some fashion. •r - 16 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE

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sa ssss THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 17 The voice of an emigrant, lover, comic heard Irish poet reads poems written by himself and contemporaries, displays many styles, regions by Liz Sinunu didn't read it for three years afterwards. One poem, by Gabriel Rosenstok, he read in both English and contributing writer The second half of Delanty's presentation was mainly about Gaelic, which obviously impressed the rapt audience. emigration. He said he didn't realize he was writing emigration At the end of the presentation, Delanty received thunderous Instead of the usual Southern accent of JMU professors poems specifically, but he felt by being an emigrant himself, he applause. leaching their classes on a Tuesday afternoon, a strong Irish understood the feelings of missing certain people, adapting to Junior English major Jason Craig was impressed by the !ccent resonated from the walls of Harrison Hall as Irish Poet new ways of communicating and being in a different reading. "I found it very fascinating and very informative. It was ircg Delanty read from his books, American Wake and environment. outhward. interesting to see different styles and regions of poetry "I was articulating something new," Delanty said. He believed represented." Delanty came from Cork in the southern part of Ireland but it gave him a certain genre to work with where no one had been jias lived in the United States since 1985. He originally came before. 'icre on a poetry fellowship and was later hired as the Poet-in- "[Emigrants] are all searching for home, and my poems are a tcsidenccby St. Michaels College in Burlington, Vt. His poems metaphor for that." ia\e appeared in such publications as Atlantic Monthly and The "Fat Yank's Lament," a poem from his work American Wake. .■!<■»■ RdpWld, and he is the youngest poet in Norton's Field Day speaks of how the Irish make fun of the pudgy American tourists Anthology of Irish Literature. who tFy to find their Irish ancestors. In terms of contemporary Irish poets, he's looked at in more In this poem, Delanty reflects on the realization that he has pf an international sense," Professor of English Patricia Ferrcira become similar to the American tourists he once ridiculed: "that wid. "He'ikind of being looked at as the population who've had I'd one day come back/a returned Yank myself, & you'd mock to leave Ireland due to economic problems." me/when I let slip restroom or gas station." His writing is not necessarily of Irish things, but he writes as Several times throughout the presentation, Delanty referred to an Irishman outside of his country, she said. paintings that caused the poetry muse to inspire him. The poem I Delanty began writing poetry when he was 16 or 17 years old, "Economic Pressure" was inspired by a painting he constantly and eventually poetry became his life. "It is most important for saw on his way up the steps to his art class at the Municipal Art nie now," he said. Gallery in Cork City. Delanty read his works to a full house in Harrison Hall The painting showed a woman leaving Ireland on a boat Annex, rm. B-3. He varied his selectidns throughout the during the Potato Famine. He then compared her feelings about presentation, incorporating poetry tinged with melancholy, love leaving Ireland to his own. Although he left his country on an poems, poems offering a bit of comic relief and works by other airplane instead of a boat, he portrays how although the times poets whom he admired. change, the feelings can still stay the same. The audience listened attentively as he began his presentation Next, Delanty moved on to his poems about living in with a series of elegies to his father. The first poem, called America. "On The Renovation of Ellis Island" was a poem about "Leavetaking," was about sitting with his father in a railroad his recent tour of Ellis Island. Through the poem, Delanty station. His heavy Irish accent echoed through the room as he showed how he thought Ellis Island was too cleaned up and too talked of sitting in the station with his father, who passed away. nice. "Surely if we stripped the coats of fresh paint/as anxiously . Delanty continued with a love poem titled, "Thrust and as those women undid petticoats/walls would weep, but for Parry," which he said was a 14-line poem about himself. He nothing now, for ever." explained that fighting with a lover was the inspiration for this Because the island is too cleaned up for tourists, he believes it poem. *N doesn't show what the immigrants actually bad to go through — The poem ended with him eventually giving in to his better what they looked like and how they di'anged through the half by "... [giving] her breakfast in bed for at least a week." experience. 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— i,r ») <•'<•- U r. . r.: •/. SPORTS THE BREEZE Thursday, Fetx 29, 1996 19 JMU wins fifth in a row, escapes play-in game Junior guard Ryan Culicerto provides late spark as the Dukes come back to defeat American by John M. Taylor Culicerto then made his first needs it, and I have to try and pick it seqior writer appearance of the second half and hit up." In a season full of surprises for the a three pointer, followed by another McLinton was ecstatic after the Dukes, one still couldn't help but Lott layup off of a fast break led by win and said he was proud of the note the irony when Ryan Culicerto Culicerto. The Eagles called a team's effort on the court. saved the day for JMU in the final timeout to slow the Dukes down, as "We were down late, and we came regular-season game. they had pulled within two, 52-50. back, and we kept our composure, so The junior guard, mired in a Following the timeout, the game it was a great game overall," M-ason-long slump and relegated to began to get out of control. As JMU McLinton said. the bench, had a breakthrough game was bringing the ball upcourt, AU Driesell said, "I've coached a long as he scored the Dukes' last nine forward Tim Fudd had Boozer in a time, but I think this is the most points on their way to a 75-72 victory headlock underneath the Eagles' courageous team I've ever coached." over American University Monday. basket, undetected by the officials. The win improved JMU, which What (he officials did notice was CAA TOURNAMENT TICKETS: ended the regular season on a five- Boozer shoving away from Fudd. Any JMU student that comes to same winning streak, to 10-19 After a moment of chaos, the referees the Richmond Coliseum can get a overall, 6-10 in the Colonial Athletic hit Boozer with a technical foul, and ticket for $3.50 by going to the JMU Association. the tension on the court mounted. Will Call one hour prior to any of the J JMU then got the ball back, as Dukes' games. The ticket, which will Darren McLinton had a breakaway. be good for JMU games only, will be Fudd ran up behind him and fouled for an endzone scat on the floor. The him hard, sending McLinton to the tickets are normally $7.50 apiece, but floor. Fudd was called for the are reduced with a valid JAC card — intentional foul, and McLinton, so come out and support the Dukes. although slightly dazed, hit two free More importantly, the Dukes AU (72) throws for a four-point play. f« n reb jumped out of the play-in game and mln m-a m-a (.-l a "On the breakaway, I didn't think pf ip into a seventh seed for the CAA Fudd he was going to come down on me 31 3-K 0-0 .1-7 0 1 7 tournament. JMU will open against Gilliam 39 5-11 3-3 1-4 6 1 14 Old Dominion University 7 p.m. hard like that," McLinton said. "But, Treadwcll 31 5-13 1-3 7-8 0 2 II March 2 at the Richmond Coliseum. you know, that just fired me up, and I Smith 32 2-8 1-2 1-4 0 5 '7 wanted to go out there and make Franklin 36 10-18 2-3 0-4 7 3 24 "I thought Ryan Culicerto came in Brown 13 3-4 0-0 2-2 0 2 7 and played super for us," JMU head them pay for that." McLinton made them pay on the Epps 6 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 coach Lefty Driesell said after the Small 12 l-l 0-0 1-4 0 0 2 AU game. following inbounds pass, as he hit a Totals 200 29-63 7-11 17-37 13 14 72 three pointer to give JMU a four- Culicerto was not even a definite Percentates: FG—46.0, FT-63.6, 3-point point lead. to play after injuring his shoulder in goals—7-20,35.0. (Smilh 2-6. Franklin 2-8, the game against George Mason AU still did not fold. Despite the Brown l-l, Fudd 1-2. Gilliam l-2.Treadwell0- University Saturday. His X-rays defensive presence of senior center I). Team Rebounds: 3 Blocked shots: 4 James Coleman, who collected two (Gilliam 2. Epps. Small). Turnovers: 18 Monday afternoon came back PHOTOS BY JAMES MOHKStstaff photographer blocked shots and a rebound down (Franklin 7, Fudd 4. Smith 2. Small 2. Gilliam, negative, and he was cleared to play. Ryan Culicerto goes hard to the hole for two of his 14 second-half the stretch, the Eagles still managed Trcadwell, Epps). Steals: 10 (Treadwell 4. "Once I got in the game, like in points. Culicerto was the key as JMU came back for a 75-72 win. to build back a seven-point lead. Gilliam 3. Fudd. Franklin. Small). the first half, I just totally took my It's important for Madison, I think, had the ball back on its end of the Then, with five-,and-a-half JMU (75)

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==a£ Il/ll I THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 29, J996 21 Dukes hope momentum carries into CAA tournament by Scott Graham ppg), and senior Kenwan Alford, while the senior writer CAA Men's Basketball Tournament Spiders, losers of five straight, are paced by After his basketball team had lost its 18th sophomores Eric Poole and Jarod Stevenson. game of the year to University of Richmond, March 1-4, Richmond Coliseum The teams split their two-game series during 84-80, JMU head coach Lefty Driesell all but Play-ln game Quarterfinal* SenjHHuLs Championship the regular season, each winning on their home floor. withdrew the Dukes from competition for the #1-VCU (21-8,14-2) remainder of the 1995-'96 season. The winner of the play-in game will play conference newcomer and top-seed VCU, Now. after hours of praying by Driesell and #8- GMUCl 1-15.6-101 M«re*2,w March 2, at noon. The Rams (21-8 overall, 14-2 six basketball games later, the Dukes' coach of Play-in a^^H CAA), who lead the conference in field-goal tight seasons believes his team can win this March 1.6p.m. 1 percentage (47.4) and rebounding, went weekend's Colonial Athletic Association *9-UR (7-19.3-13) #4-AU {12-14, undefeated against GMU and UR for the loumament and receive the CAA's automatic btc| to the NCAA tournament. March!*!* regular season. Senior Bernard Hopkins leads VEaJ the way for the Rams, averaging a team-best Hold it right there. Lefty. Did you say win *- flKfl| 16.3 points and 10.3 rebounds per game. i he CAA tournament? Was that the Division I #2-ODU ft ,-h 3,7pm The 2:30 p.m. contest pits four-seed NCAA tournament you were speaking of? CAA Champion American against five-seed East Carolina. "Sure, I definitely think we can wii> the Man ECU (12-14. 8-8) looks to snap a three-game [CAA] tournament," Driesell said. "We're the losing streak and avenge two regular-season hottest team in the league right now and #7-JMU (10-19,6-10) losses to the Eagles. AU is led by seniors Tim playing, by far, our best basketball of the #3-UNCW(ll-15.9-7 Fudd and Darryl Franklin, while the Pirates rely season." on a balanced scoring attack. The Dukes have won their last five games of Match 2,9:30 pjii The night cap features three-seed UNC6 the season, the longest win streak in the #6-W&M (1*15.6-10) Wilmington and six-seed College of William & conference. And in a season that looked as if it Mary. The Tribe (10-15,6-10) defeated UNCW would be the worst on record for the Dukes Feb. 10, a game that JMU led 53-37 with 17:30 "We lost a big lead against [ODU1 earlier 63-46 in the team's most recent matchup Feb. weeks ago, things have turned around for remaining. this season," Lott said, "and that was because 17. Senior Carl Parker's 15.3 points per game Driesell's team —just in time. This time, the Dukes believe they need, to do we didn't play with any confidence. Now, we leads W&M, while the Seahawks (11-15, 9-7) Senior guard Darren McLinton, the CAA's a better job defending the frontcourt players of know we can hold onto a lead and even make a allow a CAA-low 59 points per game. leading scorer (22.3 ppg), said, "We're playing ODU, including junior Odell Hodge and comeback." As opposed to recent seasons in which JMU as well as anybody in the conference going into sophomore Joe Bunn, McLinton said. The As for the Dukes' first-round matchup, and ODU were considered CAA final game ihe tournament. We're in the best situation we Monarchs (17-12 overall. 12-4 CAA) rely Driesell said his team's strategy is simple. shoe-ins, this year's tournament is any team's could be in." primarily on their inside scoring and "We've beaten the first-place team [Virginia to win, Driesell said. The Dukes' situation looks like this: rebounding to fuel their offense, he said. Commonwealth University], we've beaten Ihe "Since no team in the conference should get JMU (10-19 overall, 6-10 CAA) will face "The key is to try and make their guards beat third-place team twice [UNC Wilmington Feb. an at-large spot in the NCAAs, everyone is Old Dominion University in the first round of us, not their big guys," McLinton said. 14 and then East Carolina University Feb. 21] fighting for that automatic berth," Driesell said. ihe CAA tournament, March 2, 7 p.m., at the But what is going to happen if the Dukes and the fourth-place team [American "Anything can happen in the [CAA] Richmond Coliseum. have a second-half lead against ODU this University]. Now we need to beat the second- tournament — it's a sudden-death thing." The seventh-seeded Dukes, who once Saturday? Will they squander it away like they place team. We need to whip 'em," he said. Lott said, "Anybody from East Carolina to appeared to be a lock for the tournament's did earlier this season?" The tournament's first contest is the March 1 us to VCU can win it. There's no clear March 1 play-in game between the eighth and The Dukes don't believe so. The difference play-in game between eight-seed George favorite." ninth seeds, have lost three straight contests to between the team new compared with then is its Mason University (11-13 overall, 6-10 CAA) Junior guard Ryan Culicerto said, "Who ihe second-seeded Monarchs, including an 80- confidence level, which has increased during and nine-seed UR (7-19, 3-13). knows, if we could win eight in a row, we 75 decision in last year's CAA final. The most the past five games, junior forward Charles Lott The Patriots ate led by junior Curtis might end up playing the Kentucky Wildcats in recent matchup was a 76-72 setback at ODU said. McCants, the CAA's second-leading scorer (22 the NCAA tournament." JMU HEN'S HOOPS* FINAL REGULAR. SEASON STATS

Players G Fg-Fg. Pet 3Fg-3Fga Pet Ft-Fta Pet Or-Tot Avg Ast Stl To Blk Pts Avg McLinton 29 204485 .421 118-287 .411 120-141 .851 7-63 2.2 86 48 72 2 646 22.3 Lott 29 181-350 .517 8-31 .258 42-80 .525 67-164 5.7 7 Games of the Week Standings as of Tuesday 16 63 17 412 14.2 «. Atkinson 28 100-269 .372 20-76 .263 48-72 .667 54-173 6.2 45 26 63 3 268 9.6 • Men Mm —Final CM Qxcnu Staak VCU 14-2 21-8 Won 2 Coleman 28 54-97 .557 0-1 .000 44-70 .629 51-135 4.8 9 5 38 41 152 5.4 Game: No. 7 JMU VS. No. 2 Old OW Dominion 12-4 17-12 Wonl Boozer 29 56-131 .427 0-0 .000 22-39 .564 49-117 4.0 24 13 39 14 134 4.6 Dominion University, March 2. 7 p.m., UNC Wilmington 9-7 11-15 Won 2 Culicerto 27 37-103 .359 18-52 .346 29-32 .906 1240 1.5 42 16 34 2 121 4.5 Richmond Coliseum. American 8-8 J2-I4 lost 1 East Carolina 8-8 16-10 Lost3 Felton 17 19-68 .279 12-34 .353 15-22 .682 12-34 2.0 38 14 36 1 65 3.8 Outlook: Once taken for dead, the Dukes William & Mary 6-10 10-15 Wonl Pelham 22 19-43 .442 1-2 .500 34-47 .723 11-26 1.2 29 6 have made believers out of ajmtjst everyone. James Madison 6-10 10-19 Won 5 32 0 73 3.3 Coming into the Colonial Athletic George Mason 6 10 11-15 Lost2 Edwards 13 13-29 .448 0-3 .000 10-14 .714 13-21 1.6 3 4 7 2 36 2.8 Richmond 3-13 7-19 LostS Association tournament! they are on a five- Boyd 25 27-71 .380 0-2 .000 6-10 .600 21-51 2.0 11 8 18 8 60 2.4 game winning streak, the longest current Women £AA QttnH Staak Gilbert 6 4-14 .286 00 .000 4-7 .571 0-6 1.0 0 0 4 0 12 2.0 streak in the conference. Among the doubters OW Dominion 14-0 22-2 Won 12 McNamara 2 1-2 .500 0-1 .000 0-0 .000 0-0 0.0 0 0 0 0 2 1.0 are the Monarchs, one of three CAA teams James Madison 11-3 18-6 Won 7 George Mason 10-5 16-9 Wonl Ballard 2 0-1 .000 0-0 .000 04) .000 0-2 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 that JMU has not beaten this season. American 8-7 14-11 Lostl Senior guard Darren McLmton has etched VCU 6-8 13-12 Wonl his name into the JMU record books. His Richmond 6-9 12-13 Losll 22.4 points-per-gamc average is the third William & Mary 5-9 13-11 Lost3 Diamond Dukes blanked by Flames highest ever by a JMU player, as is his 646 East Carolina 5-9 10-14 Won 3 UNC Wilmington 0-15 2-23 Lost 19 LIBERTY 4, JMU 1 total points in a season. from staff reports JMU (2-2) ab r h rbi bb so avg Women / Scoring The JMU men's baseball team could not get Men the bats going Monday, as Liberty University 1 lartman If 3 0 0 0 1 0 .000 Game: Virginia Commonwealth Lowery 2b I Darren McLinton, JMU 22.4 huriers Tim Bickers and Mike Brown combined 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 University at JMU, March 3, 2 p.m.. 2. Curas McCants. GMU 22.2 Dorsey cf 4 0 0 0 to shut out the Dukes 6-0 in Lynchburg. 0 0 .400 Convocation Center. 3. Kenwan Alford, GMU 16.7 White, G lb 4 1 0 0 0 0 .267 Bickers, getting the opening day start for the 4. Bernard Hopkins, VCU 16.3 Bulhellerc 4 0 1 0 0 0 Outlook: As with last night's loss to 5. Tim Fudd, AU 16.1 .385 Flames, worked seven innings and allowed just Brooks rf 3 0 1 0 1 1 .077 ODU, Sunday's game has no bearing on three hits and one run, which was unearned. JMU's CAA tournament seed. VCU will be Women * Johnson. J 3b 3 0 0 0 0 1 .125 The Dukes (2-2) fell behind early, as JMU Close dh 2 0 0 0 1 .143 the Dukes' last opponent, and even if JMU l.KeriChaconas.GMU 19.6 1 2. C. Machanguana. ODU 18.3 starter Travis Harper surrendered two runs in Razlcr ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 loses again, it will still be the second seed in 3. Krbsy Hetabaugh, JMU 16.1 the first and another two in the third. He lasted Hochss 3 0 0 0 0 0 .182 Norfolk, because the Dukes have beaten 4. Houy Rttfctpt, JMU 15.4 five innings while picking up die loss. Edsell2b 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 George Mason University twice. If JMU still 5. Justine Alpress. ECU 15.1 Junior transfer Eric Parker was strong out of Floyd ph-lf 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 hopes to make the NCAA's, a win against W^fifffflHlwmff the pen for JMU, as he held the Flames without ToUk 38 1 3 0 3 3 - the Rams to finish the regular season is key. Men a run in his first four innings as a Duke. Parker 123 456 7» — r h e James Madison 75. American 72 fanned four hitters and did not walk a batter. James Madison 000 100 000 — 1 3 2 CAA Players of the Week Virginia Commonwealth 69, Richmond 67 Sophomore infielder Greg White scored the Liberty 202 000 OOx — 4 10 3 Old Dominion 81. East Carolina 57 Dukes' lone run in the fourth inning, when Men Women Junior forward Joe Bunn, ODU Macey Brooks reached on an error by the right E-Edsell(l).Hoch(3). DP-Liberty I. LOB- James Madison 84, William & Mary 66 James Madison 6, Liberty 7. 2B - Floyd (I). Women George Mason 89. American 80 fielder. Senior forward Becky Greenfield, AU Old Dominion 81, UNC Wilmington 41 JMU has not won at Liberty since 1988 (five Pitching IP H R ER BB SO ERA** unnt. i , . . ». tm k ...^ . ..» W...,,.. - —.. * I giUMsJ.but the.Duke,s.wUl get.a cbance.for. Harper. L(O-I) 5.0 7 3 1 2.5.40 revenge as they host the Flames today at 3 p.m. Parker 3.0 3 0 0 4 0.00 22 Thursday, Feb. 29, 1996 THE BREEZE

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Call 434-3790. Local outdoor shop looking for FOR SALE part-time sales help. Please send Investigation of financing Attention Spring Breakers! Phi Sigma PI wants to business opportunities a work-at- Summer rental - Forest Hills, rent resume to W.V.I., 140 Ridgeline Book Nowl congratulate their Beta Pledge Drive, Harrisonburg, VA 22801. home opportunities, contact the Is negotiable. Please call x7105. '86 Honda Civic - Hatch. 4-speed. Jamaica/Cancun/Bahamas, class on their recent pinning. Phi $1,200. 828-0651 Better Business Bureau Inc., $3991 Sigma Pi rules! 1BR for rent - Hunter's Ridge Computer Graphic Artist - Local at (703)342-3455. Florida, $1291 townhouse. Fall '96-Spring '97. Macintosh LC - Faxmodem, inkjet outdoor shop looking for person Volunteers with eating disorders printer, 6MB RAM 40MB drive, Organize Groups & Go Free! Negotiable 12 mo. lease. Water with these skills. Send resume to National DJ Connection - Music needed to Interview for research $950 firm. 249-3667 or Endless Summer Tours included. Clean, comfortable, W.V.I., 140 Ridgeline Drive, entertainment you need! And paper. Anonymous. 5640379. ask casual. Call David. 432-1829. bpbryson9princeton.edu. Harrisonburg, VA 22801. Karaoke. 4330360 (800)234-7007 for Tara. ~"DEADLINE EXTENDED!!! ' Today 5 p.m. The Breeze is still hiring five Account Executives Please send cover letter, resume & clips to: and five Ad Designers for the 1996-'97 school Cheryl Floyd, General Manager

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