DECEMBER 2010 NEWSLETTER Volume 7, Number 9

NEWSLETTER CONTENTS

Great Santa Run 2

Half Fanatics 2

Rock N Roll Las Vegas 3-4

2010 Year in Review 6

Titanium Maniacs 7

Honolulu Marathon 8-9

Pigtails Run 10

Happy Holidays from the Chicago Maniacs 11

Report from InSane AsyLum 11

Maniac Poll 12

Jacksonville Marathon 13

Social Networking 13

Promotions 14

Coming Up in January 15

Operation Jack Finale 16

New Maniacs 17

Discounts 18

Note from the Editor 19

Rhetorical Revelations from “The Rev” 20

A fun and festive December with the Maniacs!!

Larry Macon and Yolanda Holder once again take home the top honors as Maniac of the Year. This time they each set the world record with 106 in 2010! December 2010 Newsletter

Angie Whitworth-Pace Tory Klementsen

Marathon Maniacs running half marathons… YES, it’s true!

Tired of running marathons and ultras (HA!!)? Need to back down on that weekly mileage and concentrate on getting faster? Then join the Half Fanatics (halffanatics.com). There are currently over 700 members in the Fanatic Asylum, and I’m sure you’ll recognize a few names in the group. So jump on the bandwagon now, get your qualifying races in These are just a few of the hundreds of Half Fanatics! and join this new, zany group! Okay now back to your regular scheduled Maniac newsletter… www.halffanatics.com 2 December 2010 Newsletter

A collision of Maniacs and Fanatics in Sin City. Les Omura

Noel Lazaro Garibay Sue Mantyla

Elizabeth Culver

Rick Deaver Anita Dabrowska 3 December 2010 Newsletter

Jonathan Young

Kino

Dale Roberts

Yolanda Holder

Rock N Roll Las Vegas (12/5): Christine "Jorpeyt" Adams, Deanna Alvarez, Joe "Moonie" Arcilla, Benny"It's a wanderful life"Arogyaswamy, Rose Bak, Teresa Baker, Jill Bidwell, Jeff "Boneman" Bollman, Julie Branden, Angel Brock, Lan Bui, John Carboni, Magda Cardoso, Dana Casanave, Min Chae, Pony Express, Casey Chernesky, Rich Colfack, Martha "Ginger26.2" Corazzini, Todd "Crash" Crider, Haywood Crowder, Sef "Try-Athlete" Cuesico, Elizabeth Culver, Morgan 'Baby Cougar' Cummings, Anita Dabrowska, Rick Deaver, Jennifer Dicus, Tamie Digman, Connie(1101), Alicia Eno, Patrick Finney, Paul Funk, Bill Gaghan, Guadalupe Javier "IronClyde" Galindo, Edward Ganley, Noel "Road Tar" Garibay, MM Diva # 2, Cheri Gross, Jackie Gulino, Kenneth Hart, Bill "Hartless" Hartman, Kim Heimbecker, Paul Hoffmann, Vance Hollywood, madDOG, DEO, "Da Do Run" Ron Kalich, Dennis Kato, Joan Kim, Shelley "Maddog" Kincaid, Hideki "Kino" Kinoshita, Larry Kirk, Tory "Teechur" Klementsen, Dagmar Knudsen, Gary Kobold, MikeDaMarine, Tina Kwon, Ryan "Desert Tortoise" Launder, Karl Leitz, Daniel Lieb, Josivan Lima, Stevie Ray Lopez, Danny Lyon, Janette Maas, Roger MacMillan, The GITM, Sue "Italian Stallion" Mantyla, Dave Mari, Michael Miller, Michele Miller, Kirby "Flag Guy" Mills, Jessica "Wabbitz" Montoya, Kevin Moore, Rocco Morales, Renee Morales, Heather Mark Janosky Nerhood, Tony "Endorphin Dude" Nguyen, Les "Maniacles" Omura, Jim Parker, Don "Wait For Me!" Pemberton, Jay Pettit, Brian Pilgrim, Misty Pilgrim, Cheri Pompeo, Don Raake, Joseph "Jo Jo Starbucks" Reilly, Sherry Ricker, Emily Rowe, Jc "The Saint" Santa Teresa, Sara Sessions, Drew Sheppard, Bill "AF Col" Sherman, Lisa "Runner Girl" Short, Crystal Simmons, Evelyn Smith, John "Snuggie Bear" Snuggs, Elizabeth Sparling, David"Marathon Diet"Spooner, Mark Stodghill, Ward Sullivan, Kaci Sun, Dolores Valencia, Joni "why rush?" Van Arsdale, Bobby "Fireman Bob" Volante, Angie Whitworth Pace, Traviss Willcox, Ely Yaron, Jonathan Young, David Yung

Endorphin Dude doing the Dave Mari pose! Dave Mari doing the Endorphin Dude pose!

Kevin Moore

AND FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO TURN IN THEIR PHOTOS AT A LATER TIME (I will ALWAYS accept your photos!!!) – [email protected] 4 December 2010 Newsletter

Mike Mahanay

Casey Chernesky Robert Lopez finishing his BJ Farish 52nd marathon of the year!

The Marathon Show (hosted by Maniac #1817, Joe Taricani) was first broadcast in June 2010. It’s a one of a kind show that spot lights the marathon and marathon runners. Maniacs have found a safe haven with this great show. A few times a week Joe broadcast the show live online, the shows are then made available to download from iTunes (via Podcast). Each week Joe features a marathoner, and often does shout outs to marathoners from all over. Another great part of this show is the “runners chat”, in these shows Joe gets three marathoners together and does a round table discussion about many great topics. So if you have already come across the show, please do. Check it out and tune in! http://www.themarathonshow.com

The brand new “Marathon Maniac Divas” shirts are now available!!

Having fun in Vegas!!

Daniel Kuhlmann Dean Kayler

David Goodrich aka Maine-iac and son Oliver Goodrich. May Cheng ran two marathons in Taiwan. You can read her race report at: http://www.marathonfreak.com/taiwan2010.pdf 5 December 2010 Newsletter

Gary Allen Larry Macon and Yolanda Holder

March 6 – Gary Allen runs a sub-3 hour marathon for the fifth straight decade!

May 2 – The Tacoma City Marathon hosts the Marathon Maniac Reunion.

June – Joe Taricani launches an online radio “The Marathon Show” an online radio show all about marathons.

June 6 – Laura Skladzinski breaks the record for being the youngest woman to complete a marathon in all 50 states.

October 31 – Morgan Cummings breaks Laura Sklazinski's record.

November 1 – The InSane AsyLum reaches 3,000 members!

November 25-28 – 26 Maniacs run the first ever Seattle Quadzilla over Thanksgiving weekend!!

December 5 – Yolanda Holder sets the world record for the most marathons in a year by a woman with 101!

December 31– Larry Macon and Yolanda Holder together set the record for most marathons in a year with 106!

Joe Taricani host of the Marathon Show A few of the Seattle Quadzilla runners!

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In 2010 we saw thousands of new Maniacs join the club and along with that saw dozens of Maniacs become 10 star Titanium status! Here is a list of all the Maniacs that were Titanium at the end of 2010 and a few photos of them! Steven Yee (#1) Cheri Gross (#136) Henry Rueden (#441) Donna Loud (#990) Rich Holmes (#1776) Chris Warren (#2) Craig Holcomb (#144) Claude Hicks Jr. (#460) Laura Skladzinski (#1036) Gary Krugger (#1945) Sue Fauerbach (#7) Dave Bell (#212) Michael Larkin (#471) Terry Curella (#1194) Morgan Cummings (#1957) Van Phan (#27) Nicole Mills (#241) Ray Shaw (#558) Diane Bolton (#1233) Josh Owen (#1999) Brenton Floyd (#51) Angela Ivory (#245) Jeanette Quintana (#562) Tim Marquardt (#1257) Neil Paulson (#2036) Marie Bartoletti (#81) Daniel Lieb (#248) David Major (#629) Kendel Prescott (#1275) Patrick Finney (#2149) Roger Biggs (#88) Chuck Engle (#250) Linda Major (#631) Walt Prescott (#1276) Steve Hughes (#2154) Keith Panzer (#93) Chester Kalb (#256) Yolanda Holder (#638) Vickie McDonald (#1376) Vincent Ma (#2450) Sam Thompson (#103) Leslie Miller (#294) Sam Felsenfeld (#758) John Bozung (#1455) Angela Tortorice (#2543) Robert Lopez (#111) Raymond Scharenbrock (#305) Jean Evansmore (#770) Brent Schmitter (#1555) Steve Hernandez (#2597) Rick Haase (#115) Dane Rauschenberg (#329) Joseph Reilly (#848) Jackie Ong (#1578) Dana Casanave (#2774) Lauri Fauerbach Adams (#116) Craig Swanson (#399) Denis McCarthy (#853) Ed Ettinghausen (#1594) Larry Macon (#120) Jeff Bishton (#434) Alexis Davidson (#926) James Hong (#1642) Amy Yanni (#130) Monte Pascual (#438) Greg Goebel (#961) Carol Earles (#1720)

Morgan Cummings Laura Skladzinski

Dana Casanave

Gary Krugger Donna Loud Angela Tortorice

Patrick Sam Felsenfeld Greg Goebel Ed Ettinghausen Finney Steve Hernandez

Daniel Lieb Josh Owen Jackie Ong

Diane Bolton Carol Earles 7 December 2010 Newsletter

The Prez meets Maniac Mohan from Singapore

Eric Allosada

Steve Yee and Donna Jacobs

Hang loose, McLovin!!

Sonny LaForm

Ed Loy, Marie Zornes, Nancy Oh, Marie Kuramoto, Steven Yee 8 December 2010 Newsletter

Martha Corazzini, David Yung

Honolulu Marathon (12/12): Alfredo " Da Man " Aromin, John "Pony Espresso" Backman, D.J. Blinn, Pony Express, Moses Christian, Rajan Christian, John "JonBoi" Chun, Tom "Drag-on" Craven, Jim Fox, Charlene "FiveFingers of Steel" Gaurano, SabineGillert, Ryan Gillia, David Hammes, Carole "Foreverbronze" Higa ><((((((º>, <"))))))>< HabuRunner > MikeHiga, Victor Ierulli, Donna Jacobs, Running Rob Kay, Sonny "Tranquilrunner" LaForm, Johnny "Shaka" Landeza, Del Landicho, Vickie Lau, John 'Oksie' Lazaro, Ludy Lemus, Drew Lewis, Stevie Ray Lopez, Ed Loy, Joao Marinho, Gary "The Red Rabbit" Marr, Larissa Martin Ralph, Heather McCafferty, Al " retired CMSGT, USAF" McGowan, Valerie Merges, Al Nabors, Harvey Nakasone, Jeffery "Maverick" Nakasone, Mark 'Doc' Ott, Monte Pascual, Steve Pavao, Zander Ross, Kamika Smith, Judi-Ann "unicorn" Smith-Lindelli, Chris Thompson, Annette "mom's gone again" Wulffe, Prez Steven Yee, David Yung, Marie "Not Betsy" Zornes

John Backman Sarah Rabe

Rob Kay

Michael Higa, Carole Higa

Jim Evans Chris Thompson 9 December 2010 Newsletter

Tony Myrie, Valerie Beyer

Hunter MacLean

Terry Sentinella Monte Pascual Jill Hudson and Linda Walter Barry Hopkins

Josh Owen

Peter Nicholson Guy Yogi tc Sara Malcolm Susie Ro

Pigtails Run (12/18): David Appleby, Valerie Beyer, Jessica Bienvenue, Rikki Bogue, Jim Boyd, Benjamin Chan, Richard Cockrell, Tony C, Bob & Lenore Dolphin, Vivian "vvn" Doorn, Kevin "The Plant Guy" Douglas, Steve Duncan, Ted Eckert, Deb Evdemon, BJ Farish, Andy Fritz, Marc Frommer, Matt Glew, Paul Grove, Ginger Gruber, Rick "Road Kill" Haase, Matt "Pooky" Hagen, Mary "mph" Hanna, "Insane Jane", Rich Hieb, Barry Hopkins, Jill Hudson, Heath Johnson, Jae-Byung Jung, Genia "Tiptoes" Kacey, Dean Kayler, Patti "pk" Krebsbach, Ashley "rogue wave" Kuhlmann, LoneWolf, Kimberly "Kimpossible" Kuhlmann, "MMKuhl", Deby Kumasaka, Stevie Ray Lopez, Mike Mahanay, Rich Menzel, Ruthie Meraz, Pete Nicholson, Gary Otheim, Carla Owen, Josh Owen, Monte Pascual, The Programmer, Heidi Perry, Jeff Rankin, Cliff "quack, quack" Richards, S, EatDrinkRunWoman, Marilou Russell, Susan Sansing, Bob Satko, Cat. Schwartz, Terry Sentinella, David"Marathon Diet"Spooner, Julie "the Seeker" Stark, Brian Starkey, Rob Stretz, Lenny Strobl, Takao Suzuki, Jerry Thayer, Linda Walter, Steve "Marathon Freak" Walters, Emily Weiler, Dan Whitaker, Steve White, Karen Wiggins, Debby Wilson, Lisa Wood, Guy Yogi, Jon Yoon 10 December 2010 Newsletter

The following is a statistical update on the growth of the Marathon Maniacs. It may not mean much to you, but I find it very interesting. Monthly Growth

Month ► Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Yearly Averages ► 34.4 30.4 32.4 27.7 46.9 30.7 20.7 12.9 15.7 32.2 36.0 42.7 318.1 2009 ► 66 47 52 50 94 91 73 29 33 99 95 116 845 2010 ► 105 81 90 67 127 111 78 38 50 131 171 190 1239

State MM Pct% 680 20.3% New Maniacs in Dec 2010 190 * 336 10.0% New Maniacs in 2010 1239 220 6.6% Illinois 158 4.7% Total Maniacs 3354 Florida 130 3.9% * December 2010 breaks the record for the most new 115 3.4% Maniacs in a single month (previous record was 171 in Virginia 115 3.4% November 2010). New York 92 2.7% 85 2.5% Oklahoma 79 2.4%

As the year comes to an end, I would like to share some interesting facts. Of the 3354 Maniacs only 214 have run 100 or more marathons (that’s 6.38%). Also the most popular star level is bronze (one star) with 1,709 Maniacs (50.82%) followed by Iridium (four stars) with 506 Maniacs (15.05%) and Silver (two stars) with 350 Maniacs (10.41%). Of course Larry Macon has run the most marathons with 706 marathons and the top female Maniac is Lois Berkowitz with 308 marathons. 11 December 2010 Newsletter

Michelle Kauppila, Cat Nagle, Emily Yee

Maureen Daly Kara Campell Debbie Aren Hopper

Pat Gleason, Edith Crawford, Jodina Lam, Nicole DeVantier Erazo, Rita Thiel Rita Thiel, Edith Crawford

Each month there will be a “Maniac poll”. This poll will be posted online. Please take a few moments to answer this poll. I will post the results in the next newsletter. This month’s question: What is your favorite sports drink? Please vote online between now and February 5: http://www.marathonfreak.com/maniacpoll

Last month’s question: What type of timing device do you use? It looks like most Maniacs use Garmin as the timing device of choice. Of the 98 votes ,74.5% of the votes were for the Garmin devices. Otherwise it looks like 12.2% just use a plain old watch and 8.2% don’t use a timing device. Thanks to all that voted.

12 December 2010 Newsletter

Dave Mari and Juli Goldstein

Sheila Lewis

Jacksonville Marathon (12/19): Bethany Barnes, David Bartholomew, Timothy Beach, Dana Casanave, Jonathan Clark, Domitilia M. dos Santos, Seth Elsheimer, Jim "Superdawg" Fisher, Galen Garrison, MM Diva # 2, Harry L. Hoffman Jr, Cathie Johnson, Troy Johnson, Gary 'Cougar Bait' Krugger, Joyce Luloff, Dave Mari, Joey, Phil Min, Mark Russell, Brent Schmitter, Bill "AF Col" Sherman, Barb Wnek, Heather Zeigler

Chester Kalb, Harry Hoffman and Giles Williams

You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man (aka Jason Howard)

From Facebook to Twitter, the Maniacs have a presence in the world of social networking. Whatever social network your prefer I’m sure the Maniacs are there, so check them out!

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8904689204 LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/e/vgh/1843119/ MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/marathonmaniacs Twitter: http://www.marathonfreak.com/mmtweet.pdf Dailymile: http://www.dailymile.com/groups/1403-marathon-maniacs RunningAhead: http://www.runningahead.com/groups/MMs

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Noteworthy Accomplishments / Promotions / Omissions / Maniac Stuff: Please let me know if you reached a higher Maniac level and want the recognition in the Newsletter!  Titanium (10 star) Maniac: Daniel Lieb  Platinum (8 star) Maniac: none  Palladium (7 star) Maniac: Lyle Robertson  Osmium (6 star) Maniac: Philip Fields, Mark Ott  Ruthenium (5 star) Maniac: Brian Pilgrim  Iridium (4 star) Maniac: Anntriniece Naper, Cheri Woldt  Gold (3 star) Maniac: Kevin Moore, Sara Croft  Silver (2 star) Maniac: Alexander Ballesteros, Sergio Garrido  100 Marathons: Les Omura  50 states completed: Annette Wulffe

Lisa Reid 12 year old Christmas Eve Morning with some of the Washington Maniacs! Maniac Steele Spangler

Ray Shaw Rikki Bogue

Carla Owen Edith Crawford Jess Mullen Jodi Cullen

David Jill Bidwell Deb Conger and Jay Pettit Bosilevac

Joseph Reilly and Lan Bui Yolanda Holder 14 December 2010 Newsletter

Rob Stretz Deb Bosilevac Is this “Vegas Girl” or a Karen Wang at Last Chance “Maniac Girl”?? …or both? Joan Kim WHAT’S COMING UP IN JANUARY

Saturday, January 1 Saturday, January 15 Sunday, January 23 CAR Happy New Year Marathon Capitol Peak Mega Fat Ass 34m Carlsbad Marathon First Call 50k/26.2 CAR California Gold Rush Trail Marathon Gloucester Marathon Florida Marathon Charleston Marathon Icebreaker Indoor Marathon Liverbird Marathon Double Day Two HURT 100 Ishigaki Marathon New Years Boston Marathon Museum of Aviation Marathon Maui Oceanfront Marathon New Years Day Get Your Fat Ass Running 26.2 Pullman Winter 50k #3 Ocala Marathon Texas Marathon Swinging Bridge 50k PCTR Pacifica 50k Weymouth Woods 100k St Croix Scenic 50m Sunday, January 2 Tainan Ancient Capital International Marathon CAR Kicking Off the New Year Marathon Sunday, January 16 Thunderwolves Indoor Marathon Cure for the Brrr Bermuda Marathon North Carolina Fat Ass 50k Big Bend 50k Saturday, January 29 Second Chance Marathon Brazos Bend 50k/26.2 CAR Blazin the Trail Marathon Traildawgs Phunt Run 50k/26.2 Calico Trail Run Desert Classic Marathon WMAC Fat Ass 50k China Coast Marathon Kahtoola Bigfoot Snowshoe Festival 50k/26.2 Ghost Town 38.5 Mad Ass 50k Monday, January 3 Marathon Bahamas Windburn Six 6h Winter Enigma Trail Run Maui Paradise Marathon Yuma Territorial Marathon Redding Marathon Saturday, January 8 Rock N Roll Arizona Sunday, January 30 Bandera 100k/50k Run for Regis 50k/26.2 Braintree Bog-gle Marathon Bridle Trails 50k SwampStopper 50k Callaway Gardens Marathon CAR Rocky Road Races Preview 50k Triple D Winter Race CAR Run in the Sun Marathon CTR Crystal Springs Trail Run 50k/26.2 USA Fit Marathon Cedar River Yours Truly 50k/26.2 Harbison 50k Houston Marathon Mississippi Blues Marathon Friday, January 21 Marrakech Marathon Run4RKids 8h/50k/43k Brazil 135 Miami Marathon Running from an Angel 50m/26.2 Dubai Marathon Miracle Match Marathon Salem Lakeshore Frosty Fifty ONU Polar Bear Indoor Marathon Watchung Winter Ultra 50k/26.2 Saturday, January 22 CAR Arroyo Trabuco Marathon Monday, January 31 Sunday, January 9 Coldwater Rumble Arrowhead 135m CAR Rock the Canal Marathon Frosty Trail Run 6h Cebu City Marathon Hilo to Volcano 50k Disneyworld Marathon Long Haul 100m/50m First Light Marathon Mountain Mist 50k Zoom! Yah! Yah! Indoor Marathon Pigtails Run Wee-Chi-Tah Trail Marathon

Tamie Digman

Bret Bellevue and David England Larry Macon Bret and Gail Henry Sharon Hendricks 15 December 2010 Newsletter

Cheri Damitio Tom Craven

Kathleen Rafish, Cormac Burke

Steve Walters Roger Chou and Belle On the same day that Sam was running his last marathon of the year, 70 runners in the Portland (OR) area ran in a 6.1 hour race. It was wet, cold, and windy but we raised more Bret Henry Bret and Gail Henry than $1,200 for Operation Jack!!

Sam is all smiles as he finishes with Jack!

After a long year of marathoning, Sam Felsenfeld ended his year of marathons on December 26th with the Operation Jack Marathon in southern California. It was Sam’s 61st marathon of the year and during the year he raised awareness and money for Autism. Great job Sam and we salute you for your efforts!! Deo and Sam

Sam and his very supportive family! 16 December 2010 Newsletter

New Maniacs in December 2010

Winnie Wong (#3165) Tania Means (#3224) James Reed (#3283) Lori Armstrong (#3342) Stacey Legg (#3166) Paula Lee (#3225) Hillary Dietz (#3284) Paul Harvey (#3343) Emanuele Ostuni (#3167) Pedro Neto (#3226) Ashley Philbrick (#3285) Violeta Lopez (#3344) Don Fitzgerald (#3168) Ana Sa Ribeiro (#3227) Otto Lam (#3286) Jerry Pringle (#3345) Angie Fuss (#3169) Michelle "Mississippi" Sipe (#3228) Hector Aleman (#3287) Michael Vetter (#3346) John Burke (#3170) Ashley Snyder (#3229) Chuck Struckness (#3288) Janna McKedy (#3347) Billy Kelley (#3171) Miranda West (#3230) Laura Johnson 2 (#3289) Bill Moore (#3348) Mandy Miller (#3172) David Meroney (#3231) Blayne Rickles (#3290) Jose Rodriguez (#3349) Marj Pouliot (#3173) Dale Schuler (#3232) Cathy Ross (#3291) Doug Carr (#3350) Ryan Jeynes (#3174) Guy Wolcott (#3233) Judith Inazu (#3292) Jose Batista Cunha Jr (#3351) Laura Seeger (#3175) Rob (Rocket Man) Young (#3234) Fawn Nelson (#3293) Marsha Smith (#3352) Peggy Rogers (#3176) Doug "Carebear" Harrison (#3235) Daniel Taylor (#3294) Kathleen Nadherny (#3353) Stacey Shaver-Matson (#3177) Joshua Witte (#3236) Sharon Haley (#3295) Erin Perkin (#3354) Erin Richgels (#3178) Jesus Cabrera (#3237) SabineGillert (#3296) Eric VanZee (#3179) Kelly Ecklund (#3238) Denise Lynn Turk (#3297) Casey Chernesky with Melissa King (#3180) Christine Baldwin (#3239) Rich Kirchhoff (#3298) SpongeBob Elvis in Vegas! Tina Limes (#3181) George Southgate (#3240) Janet Marshall (#3299) Kristi Walsh (#3182) Tom McIntyre (#3241) William Marshall (#3300) John Walsh (#3183) Eddy Mayeda (#3242) Buddy Jones (#3301) Robb Rollinger (#3184) Marco Cheung (#3243) Jill Langis (#3302) Cheryl Isaacs (#3185) Amanda Hale (#3244) Richard Doede (#3303) Dave Lev (#3186) Tim Alexander (#3245) Mitch Thompson (#3304) Ali Wheat (#3187) Mike Mulholland (#3246) John King (#3305) Kathleen Nilsen (#3188) Roberta Mulholland (#3247) Kim Miner (#3306) John Foster (#3189) Stephanie Jackson (#3248) David Martinez (#3307) Wendy Andre (#3190) Sandi Lake Geiger (#3249) Steve Speirs (#3308) Mike "OK to be OCD" Sullivan (#3191) Yoshiko Jo (#3250) Tim Green (#3309) Cathy Sullivan (#3192) Kellie Alexander (#3251) Martha Arnaud (#3310) Peggy Sullivan (#3193) Spencer Kinsey (#3252) Nelson Valente (#3311) Greg Takacs (#3194) Wilma Harris (#3253) Greg Smith (#3312) Kelly Hammack (#3195) John Parris (#3254) Chris Nicolaides (#3313) Jeffrey Lin (#3196) Mark Mason (#3255) Daryl Wiesman (#3314) Greg Glennon (#3197) Amy McManus (#3256) Linda Reeder (#3315) Lygea Welvaert (#3198) Renaroo de Lisieux (#3257) Pamela Jacks (#3316) Luke Welvaert (#3199) Barb Hoffman (#3258) William Kolb (#3317) Lauren Dean (#3200) Steven Lee (#3259) Rebecca Yi (#3318) Larry Smith (#3201) Rhonda Scott (#3260) Stacey Whitney (#3319) Karen Clements (#3202) Nate "THE FRANCHISE" Johnson (#3261) Brian Lorenz (#3320) Christine Bowen (#3203) Roy Tsukiyama (#3262) Kate Ellisor (#3321) Ryan "Rye" Snyder (#3204) Karen Wang (#3263) Cliff Ferren (#3322) Ryan Cavinder (#3205) Don Womble (#3264) Kirsten Taylor (#3323) Aya Takeichi (#3206) Lisa Howell (#3265) Arla Hile (#3324) Rusty Humphries (#3207) Steve Lucas 'Renegade' (#3266) Susanne Spano (#3325) Joshua Rykowski (#3208) Shore Runner (#3267) Margie Mancini (#3326) Lisa FIne (#3209) Nicole Murray (#3268) Laura Klink (#3327) Alan Maravilla (#3210) David Thierjung (#3269) Felix Wu (#3328) Sara Graham (#3211) Ray "Run Ray Run" Javier (#3270) Michelle "Marathon Mama" Walker (#3329) Edward Soldo (#3212) Alexis Phang (#3271) Jacob Wells (#3330) Becca "Ballin'!" Smades (#3213) Greg Jackson (#3272) Marla Wiggins (#3331) Kelli Oyewole (#3214) Scott Perrapato (#3273) Oliver Goodrich (#3332) Wayne Sherman (#3215) Mosi Smith (#3274) Tony Seabolt (#3333) Doug Yoder (#3216) Ira Yermish (#3275) Jackie Omotalade (#3334) Karla Scroggins (#3217) Lisa Cao (#3276) Timothy Beach (#3335) Cory Sause (#3218) Jason Hubbard (#3277) Liane Axe (#3336) Steve Caruso (#3219) Patrick Rosch (#3278) Mike Cartwright (#3337) Pat Neff (#3220) Brian Dedeke (#3279) Scott VanLoo (#3338) Scott Cannaday (#3221) Sue Podolski (#3280) Antonio Espinoza (#3339) Martha Cannaday (#3222) Luc Levesque (#3281) Ronald Clay (#3340) Wenmin Chuu (#3223) Amy Belknap (#3282) Jayne Simmons (#3341) 17 December 2010 Newsletter

Maniac Ongoing Discounts Jeff “Boneman” Bollman (#1058)

In the ongoing quest to save all the Maniacs some coin, here is a list of all of the races that offer discounts/ perks to Maniacs:

• Charleston Marathon (SC) 1/5/11: www.riverfrontracefestival.com • Bank Trust First Light Marathon (AL) 1/9/11: www.firstlightmarathon.com/default.htm • Maui Oceanfront Marathon (HI) 1/23/11: www.mauioceanfrontmarathon.com/ • Miracle Match Marathon (TX) 1/30/11: www.sw.org/web/SW/patientsAndVisitors/iwcontent/public/marathon/en_us/html/marathon.html • Melbourne & Beaches Music Marathon (FL) 2/5/11: www.themelbournemarathon.com/2011/ • Tallahassee Marathon (FL) 2/6/11: www.tallahasseemarathon.com/ • The Sedona Marathon (AZ) 2/12/11: www.sedonamarathon.com/index1.html • Mercedes Marathon (AL) 2/13/11: www.mercedesmarathon.com/ • Myrtle Beach Marathon (SC) 2/19/11: www.mbmarathon.com • The Arizona Marathon 2/20/11: thearizonamarathon.com/ • Birch Bay Marathon (WA) 2/20/11: birchbaymarathon.com/ • Ft Lauderdale A1A Marathon & Half Marathon (FL) 2/20/11: www.a1amarathon.com/ • Lost Dutchman Marathon (AZ) 2/20/11: www.lostdutchmanmarathon.org/ • The Cowtown Marathon (TX) 2/27/11: www.cowtownmarathon.org/ • Little Rock Marathon (AR) 3/6/11: www.littlerockmarathon.com/ • The Gusher Marathon (TX) 3/12/11: thegushermarathon.com • Martian Marathon (MI) 4/2/11: www.martianmarathon.com/ • Covenant Health Knoxville Marathon (TN) 4/3/11: www.knoxvillemarathon.com/ • Eisenhower Marathon (KS) 4/9/11: www.eisenhowermarathon.com/ • Southern Indiana Classic Marathon (IN) 4/10/11: www.sicmarathon.com/ • Big D Texas Marathon (TX) 4/10/11: www.texasmarathon.com/ • Oz Marathon (KS) 4/16/11: www.olathe.org/cvb/sports/Marathon/index.html • Illinois Marathon 4/30/11: illinoismarathon.com/ • Tacoma City Marathon (WA) 5/1/11: www.tacomacitymarathon.com/ • Eugene Marathon (OR) 5/1/11: www.eugenemarathon.com/ • Cox Providence Marathon (RI) 5/1/11: www.rhoderaces.com/marathon.html • BMO Vancouver Marathon (BC) 5/1/11: www.bmovanmarathon.ca/ • Marathon 5/7/11: www.wisconsinmarathon.com/ • Dick’s Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon 5/15/11: www.pittsburghmarathon.com/ • Delaware Marathon 5/15/11: delawaremarathon.org/ • Vermont City Marathon 5/29/11: www.vermontcitymarathon.org/ • Casper Marathon (WY) 6/5/11: www.runwyoming.com/ • Foot Traffic Flat Marathon (OR) 7/4/11: www.foottraffic.us/flat

Details on how to obtain the discount/perk on these races are in the Discount section of the Bulletin Board on the Maniac web site. Keep an eye out, as I will continue to post new ones on the Bulletin Board as the details are finalized. If you have any questions, shoot me an email at: [email protected]

PLEASE RENEW YOUR ANNUAL MANIAC DUES (ON YOUR MANIAC BIRTHDAY) YOUR DUES HELP MAINTAIN THE CLUB AND KEEP THE COVETED MANIAC GEAR IN STOCK!! A REMINDER IS SENT WITH THE MONTHLY E-FLASH AND SOME OF YOU ARE OVERDUE!! 18 December 2010 Newsletter

James Work and Ryan Miller

Ryan Miller after the Mason-Dixon 50k James Work (2566), Ryan Miller (1195), Steve Hughes (2154), Mad Dog (186)

Dennis J. Blinn, Marie Kuramoto Martha Corazzini Jonathan Liu Sarah Rabe Gary “Red Rabbit” Marr

Rudy Asian Maniacs!! Acevedo

From the Editor…

Wow this has been quite a year for the Marathon Maniacs! When I joined the club in August of 2006, I knew a lot of the Maniacs because the club was very small (about 350 members). Now the club is huge and while that means it’s hard to keep track of who everyone is, it also means you see Maniacs everywhere. This year we have records set and records broken, then records set again. It’s amazing how the Roger Chou and Steve Walters Maniacs have pushed the envelope on running marathons. A big congratulations goes to Larry Macon and Yolanda Holder for running 106 in 2010. As I look to 2011, I’m excited to see what comes ahead for this club. By the Way, if anyone would like to run a triple in 2011 with little to no travel between races please checkout the “Firecracker Triple” (http://www.firecrackertriple.com) it’s a triple that I’m hosting in the Portland (OR) area over the 4th of July weekend. - Steve “Marathon Freak” Walters MM#338 19 December 2010 Newsletter

Rhetorical Revelations and W(Rites)… from the Rambunctious Rev

Happy (creak) New Y(owhh)ear, there, Stevie Boy!

Getting a little long in the tooth yet, my friend? Nah, not you, Stevie! You are the ever youthful Boy Wonder, now playing sidekick to Hollywood Warren’s Batman-like performances of 2010! Mighty proud of that fellow, you know? He gets it done, no bragging, AND still lets us hang around him, my my my.

With Tony Trythlete, the three of you lead a club closing in on a decade old, and Lord knows how many miles you have logged, and how many extra marathons you have inspired in folks. Great successes, Lads, wonderful stuff.

But in this first cold month of the new year, is getting cranked up again still as easy as it was a decade ago? Honestly, now, Mr. Positive Prez, after two lovely holiday weekends, was there maybe a twinge or a grimace contemplating tackling another new training year? Was it just a tiny bit tough getting back to work, knowing another long winter grind loomed, waiting and waiting for the yellow ball in the sky to appear again?

So the mind seeks a fun thought, and drifts to marathons (yesss!...just made up a list of 15 for 2011 for sure, and another 20 or 25 to consider!!!), but the gray in the sky lingers yet, and after that not-so-swift run last evening, these marathons, upon further review, are actually … well they are kind of long beasts. And while that one sign at that one marathon was funny … it appeared again at the very next marathon two hundred miles away, and the spectators shouted the same things, (and let’s not get started on Gatorade redux)…and so, just what is going to be so new about this Happy New Year?

Well, your buddy Rev is going to try to train harder, lose some weight, and qualify for Boston!… oops, nope, nothing new there… though I guess success at two- out-of-three would be new. (Shoot, might even earn the guy a plaque in the Maniac Hall of Surprises and Shocks.)

I’ll tell you what’s going to be new, Buddy Boy, I’ll tell you what’s going to be new. It isn’t going to be something we manufacture. No, methinks that whole Looking Up idea I had back at Lehigh Valley in September was the ticket to this Happy New stuff. Seems to me, new and creativity are a lot alike, and Mother Nature gets the nod for creativity. I mean, look at your happy Brazilians, or even your Puywallupians.

Got a story for you Stevie, then I gotta go massage a calf muscle, or this will be a Long year…

When I was a teenager, a lovely lass enticed me to escort her through an assignment of her college art class: visit five New York City art galleries, and report on what you saw. Now it is hard in the States to do better than New York City for art talent, and we saw some pretty impressive exhibits: paintings; sculptures up to fifteen-feet high; a twenty-minute film about crafting a spiral jetty from an ocean’s beach. I remember some of those exhibits still, and went home that Friday duly impressed with human genius.

But early one wintry weekend morning soon after, I had a three-hour drive into the hills of Pennsylvania to make, and there had been an ice storm the prior night. By morning the expressways were clear, but the forests were a different story. They had been magically transformed into a spectacular winter scene. Steve, one tree’s trunk, it’s limbs, branches, each twig all the way to the top, were perfectly outlined in ice: clear, crystally, white, multi-colored hues of blues and silvers, glorious patterns of glitter, intertwined in a hundred thousand criss-crosses, implausibly complicated, incredibly fascinating, one tree. Except there was not just one tree. There were hundreds of them, thousands of them, maybe millions, covering the valleys, the hillsides, and the crests of these eastern mountains. And the tops of the highest trees were backlit by the prettiest deep-blue sky colors you have ever seen. Miles after inspiring, humbling miles, the visual impact just captivated and thrilled.

A little daft I am, wondering whether we could get Mom Nature’s work approved for a showing at one of those galleries.

Yessir, this can be a Happy New Year, Prez. Looking forward to these marathons again (even mile 23), we might get to see up close and personal the varieties of nature’s creativity around us, by laughing with some of your maniacal Canadians, meeting a couple of those Maine fellers (you know, the talented one, and the other one), and seeing, watching, the improbable details of the lands and skies we’ll skip through.

And you and me, Stevie? Even if (pla-a-a-ce your bets) Rev fails to qualify for Boston this year, and yee fail to catch up to Batman, we’ll see some new, wonderful things out there, just by looking up. Just by looking up.

Happy New Year, Prez, and to all our wonderful friends. Luvya, Rev [email protected]

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