Founded April 14,1975 Banned from Box Hill, 1989 - Returned to Box Hill, 1998 Run 1735

Link to SH3OnSec Homepage Date 13-Jul-08 Grand Master : Hare Teq & Chunderos MIXED METAPHORS AND FRB (Peter Hughes) Venue Headley Park DEAR CHARACTERS 01932 886 747 (h) On On Headley Park Club hashers know that trails laid by a catch up with NH4, Returners, Joint Masters: hare on a bike are characterised by and characters like Captain Hook SBJ If the proverb that “The sun being slightly too long, lacking (AKA Ancient Mariner) and Reg (Fran Ridout shines on the righteous” is true, serious shiggy and no stiles. Thus, of the River (TBR “Reg of the 07793 462 919(m) then Teq and Chunderos definitely it should have been deduced by the Pond). The hash was started early and cannot be sinners. Slotting an Portaloo pack that a trail laid from an by King Harold (AKA FRB) outdoor performance of Antony Emergent Hashbulance must be obviously worried that he would (Bob Wood) and Cleopatra, a 100th birthday 01737 842 945 (h) anticipated to have similar, but miss the banquet later. To party and a hash between the superlative, characteristics, i.e. discourage Lord Farquaad from Religious Advisor : “thundery showers” forecast, this slightly more than slightly too carping, Shrek had laid some Bonn Bugle week, without getting completely long, rather more black-top than monstrous back-checks to keep (Jo Avey) inundated, must require some form shiggy and… absolutely NO style. the pack together – which worked. 07718 903 493 (m) of divine intervention. So with Unfortunately, he relied on the Apollo and Amun Ra obviously on This might seem slightly harsh intelligence of the pack to solve Clutcher’s Mate : their side, the SH3 version of but, if writing something positive these which didn’t work quite so Hornblower Antony and Cleopatra should have about Bodyshop’s offering last well – thus the two hour trail. Not (Judy Lodge) risen with the sun to lay the trail. 01483 568052 (h) week can be described as “like Shrek’s fault unless you hold him putting lipstick on a gorilla”, this responsible for halving the packs’ Thus, it was slightly alarming to Hash Cash : hash might be depicted as grey cells the night before. Chunderos find both these lovebirds (AKA attempting to disguise Shrek with (Lorraine Piercy) hares) still at breakfast when the boot polish. However, unlike Lord Princess Fiona had her own plan 01372 454 907 (h) night’s diehard revellers staggered Farquaad (AKA Uncle Gerry), for the knitting circle and with down from their hotel rooms - and being a cup half-full man myself, I impeccable timing, and the Trail Master : crawled in from the “tented city”. would rather put a Princess Fiona instincts of the Gingerbread Man, Mrs. Robinson No problem, soon the Emergent complexion on the green ogre. The managed to scoop them up from (Marion Tucker) Hashbulance was seen chugging out 0208 748 7241 (h) festivities had enticed hashers from the cleavage of this bra-shaped of the car park. Experienced Far, Far Away which allowed us to (similar to a figure-of-eight but DapperHasherie: Greenpeace less confusing for women) run. of the Independence Day variety) The scheme would have worked have the advantage of a) refreshing (Cherry Allingham) Anyway, following the fucking 07814 051190 (m) except that the scoop missed Cool the bits etc… and b) slowing up the Box and co. who were lead astray FRBs. However, some FRBs (AKA furlongs of black-top sufficient for Beer Meister: by Jack (AKA Lancelot). No King Harold) tend to go steaming every year of their conjoined J Arthur (Thomas) matter, Puss in Boots (AKA past the Sip Stop to get back to birthdays, we arrived back at 01483 224 491 (h) Madonna) and Donkey (AKA their banquet. Shrek has a remedy Headley Park Country Club (AKA Popeye) were to hand to show the for such antisocial behaviour and, the Lithuanian Club). The GM then Missionary Position: way (except that they were so busy contrary to the wisdom of Donkey called Lancelot into the circle to Belcher nattering they missed the trail and (“You don’t get back-checks at Sip explain how he had lead his mother Peter Edwards showed them the wrong way.) Stops”), completely stuffs King astray, and Atalanta was 0208 643 5173 (h) This apparent cock-up turned out Harold and Donkey by laying a summoned in absentia for not being there (or something equally Joint-Secs : to be fortuitous for Rainman, back-check straight back from the Spingo, Lord Raleigh, and Xin Yue Sip Stop. obscure). The Fairy Godmother Hans Der Schwanz (AKA RA) got out her skipping Jerry Partington who had similarly distracted themselves into a field. There are generally mixed rope and tried to confuse the hares 01483 723 746 (h) with some Venus and Mars stuff. and feelings about hash house hounds. Tequil’ over As with any hash with slightly Most of us tolerate them running Pinocchio (AKA Silent Knight) (Richard Piercy) longer legs, the situation is through our legs, some hashers was given a down-down for poking 01372 454 907 (h) generally redeemed with a good even give them a helping hand his nose in, Chunderos 2 had a [email protected] beer stop. Realising that such a over stiles (quick boot) but I have down-down-up-down for waking up paltry offering would not appease never seen one being carried for the campsite, Beached Whale for the pack on this occasion, Shrek the last two miles. So, hats off to rivalry (mine is bigger than yours) supplied both a JD and G & T Queen Lilian (AKA Growler) for and a youthful harriet from NH4 interludes. Sip stops (except those being kind to animals. (Continued on page 2)

Link to Page 2 (Continued from page 1) for purporting to NOT run through shiggy. OK, the Seven Dwarves aren’t Tel: 00 351 249 376 421 in Shrek so, standing in for them, Snow White (AKA Arfur Pint) was Email:[email protected] called in for conspiring to be a hare with Olive Oyl! Website: http://www.campingredondo.eu What an extravaganza of a weekend, from buskers to boating and bands to bunting. After the gorilla episode, my vote goes to a longer hash, even with black top. Thank you Antony and Cleo, Shrek and Fiona, Michael 17 Jul — (Thurs.) play reading of Antony and Cleopatra at and Cameron, Teq’ and Chunderos, Richard and Lorraine. A GREAT J.Arthur's. - Paget, Meadow Drive, Sendmarsh, GU23 6JL. Arrive team. ON ON E Murphy Esq. (AKA Popeye; Ed.) 6.45, reading begins 7 pm prompt; bring a copy, and drink. 2 Aug — Goodwood races - free! See last week’s Runday Shag Sad News from Elle T-shirt (Linda Barton) 16 - 17 Aug — OCH3 Summer Party & BBQ at The Pheasantry Gijs (Icepyck) had a bad accident here at the camping last week Merrywood Grove, Tadworth Surrey, KT20 7HF. 07958 221 551 and suffered multiple fractures to ribs, collarbone and spine. He [email protected] or steffers001@ blueyonder.co.uk has been on the intensive care ward of Lisbon Santa Maria Hos- 24 Aug — SH3 Family Picnic Event pital and will be operated on his spine to fix the T12 vertebrae 19-21 Sept — Treasure Hunt Weekend Tunbridge Wells Con- Wednesday, and hopefully, after that, transferred back to our lo- tact SBJ or Bluesuit cal hospital here in Tomar. Fortunately, we are well supported at the camping by staff and family while I travel to Lisbon. —-Linda 03 Oct — Vineyard Hash Bergerac Barton & Gijs Verspyck. Camping Redondo - Central Portugal 17 Jan 2009 — Christmas Party in Canterbury

Run 1736 The Receding Hare-Line Date 20-Jul-08 Runs start at 11:00 sharp!

Hare Spingo & Paul 1737 27-Jul Invisible Man Epsom Downs? Venue Nutfield Marsh On On Inn on the Pond, RH1 4EU 1738 03-Aug Tosser Abinger Roughs CP OS/SSA TQ300518 / New: Pg 119 D4 1739 10-Aug Golden Balls Scribe Directions: 1740 17-Aug Herr Flick, Do You RedHill From M25, Jn 6, take A25 west towards Redhill. After about 3 miles turn right opposite Crown pub into Church Hill, which later becomes Nutfield Marsh Road. After about a mile turn 1741 24-Aug T-Total - Birthday run + Dorking right into Mercers Country Park and park in free car park on French Picnic? left. Alternatively, coming from Redhill on A25, turn left into Note: website www.surreyh3.org for on-line details Church Hill ... Hare Raizor Info & Scribings to: [email protected]

______Deep thought — I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

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