- MJOTCKOJ U b ß A ß YT h e La w r e n t ia n Vol. 55. No. 28. Z 821 LAWRENCE COLLEGE, APPLETON. W1S. Saturday. May 7. 1938 €ideonse Warns Ends, Not Means Board of Control Students Elect Thirteen to Against Lack of To Elect Editor Executive Committee; Vote Ends in Living Of Paper May 10 Specialization Hinders Un Applications Due at Mr. Close in Two Day Balloting derstanding, Says Chi* Watts’ Office by Lack of Combines No cago Professor Tuesday Noon S€>rority Council ticeable Under New The dangerous confusion which Election of the Editor-in-chief of Sets Per Capita P rocedure results from constant activity with the Lawrentian for next year will Tax for Rushing out any realization of the purpose take place at a Lawrentian Board Voting for the first time under of that activity was the subject of the new student body constitution, of Control meeting on Tuesday, In the Panhcllenic Council meet the college student body yesterday an address given before student May 10, it was announced today ing on Monday night, it was decid elected the new Executive Com convocation lart Tuesday by Dr. by Robert Mott, Lawrentian editor. ed that the per capita tax for the mittee of thirteen members which Harry B. Gideonse, professor of Application for the position must Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and will act until next May. Those elected were: juniors Penelope economics at the University of Chi be in the hands of Mr. Watts by Thursday rushing parlies next foil cago, who came as the annual Phi would be 40 cents. Thij includes the T.r'c*t’ Hastings. Robert Van- noon of that day. rent of the places where the par- Nostrand, Tom Jacobs, and Wil- Beta Kappa speaker. Application Requirements ties will be held. They are the ,iam Hatten: sophomores Kenneth The present trend toward collec The letter of application should | Hearthstone, the Copper Kettle, and Buesing. John Bodilly, Robert Wil- tivism. he said, results from the be a complete and concise state- the Conway Hotel. Adinc Clare son- Sclden Spencer, and Robert confusion in human thought which ment of the experience of the can- was selected to negotiate with these Smith: and freshmen Vincent Jones, comes from a lack of direction in DR. H. D. GIDEONSE didate which qualifies him for the places and secure written contracts Ray Chadwirk, and Blanche Quin- this active world. Men, tired of What do I mean by Force? position. It should also state any with them. The cost of the Friday cannon. trying to decide the why of things, particular policy that the applicant parties, which are usually held at For the first time, voting was held surrender to a strong leadership proposes to follow, since such state the homes of alumnae, must be over over a two a two day day period, period, and and f>n T>n the which apparently has a purpose. ment may be important in the se covered by a tax of oa cents per first floor ot Main Hall, result* “Specialization a Curse” Phi Beta Kappa lection candidates, according to person. ing in about a 60 per cent turnout. Dr. Gideonse explained that in Mott To simplify drawing up the ex addressing the students he was The position of editor-in-chief P™.5c lists ^ hich areud“c aiter eath First Meeting Monday roaming outside his “special field," Honors Initiates carries with it the entire respon party, mimeographed expense sheets will be prapared by Martha The first meeting of the new but that specialization was a curse sibility for the news and editorial Lyon. Also, for several meetings Executive Committee will be held of life today. It is contrary to life columns of the Lawrentian. Thus it next Monday at 1 P. M. in Room because all problems have a “to (»¡deon*e Condemns “Slo- the Panhcllenic council has been entails the organization of an ade 11 of Main Hall. All members, un getherness." Specialization, like gan Thinking*' at An- discussing the advantages of a quate staff for newsgathering and freshman file as well as the girls' der the provisions of the consti the professions, takes care of vari for the proper preparation of news ous separate aspects of our lives. miai Banquet names and addresses. The fresh tution, must be present or be ex Legislation, especially planning ______copy for the printers. The cditor-in- man file would be made up of cused by vote of the Committee. legislation, is an effort to make one “Forc;? will always be a mems to ^bicf is also responsible for the cards filled out by the git i s stating Business to be taken up at that P'inting arrangements and is an ex- more step toward the good society. an end by its very nature, and the their nationality, room number, time consists of electing the temp officio president of the Lawrentian whether they would like to join orary chairman who acts as chief Dr. Gideonse pointed out. There goodness or badness of it depends are. however, thousands of worth Board of Control. It is he who ap a sorority or not, and etc. A copy executive until the presidential on the end,” said Dr. Harry B. points the desk editor and the man of the list would be made from this election next fall, the election of less bills passed each year that Gideonse in addressing the local could eventually lead to chaos, be aging editor of the paper, subject file and given to each sorority. the Committee officers, and the Phi Beta Kappa chapter at their an to approval by the Board of Con election of Social chairman. cause no thought is given to the nual dinner last Tuesday. Dr. purpose which should underly leg trol. Homecoming Chairman. Pep Gideonse took as his subject the * Oilier Business Chairman, Financial Chairman, islation. Our society today is striv use of words and slogans as de Flory Announces Other business to be considered and the Convocation Committee. ing toward a perfection of means fenses against certain ideas and at the expense of impoif«c*;on of at the May 10 meeting of the board Nominations for these offices argued that inch-method .4\-hul',ir amending of its constitution ends: science has built a tractor that confused thinking. I Q Test Results may be made from the floor by can be used to till the soil for mili “Slogan Thinking” Tendency to make it conform to the new by- ! .Committee members, or by the tary purposes, and bacteriology laws of the student body consti- 7 - Drawing his examples of the pop- i .) Per Cent of Seniors «•Tidcnt bfdy at large, in which may cause death or prolong life. ular tendency of "slogan thinking" 1 lut,°n pa^scd this >l'ar by the Ex- case petition^ with ten signers '•Bias toward scientific objectivity from currcnt attitude on the inter- ccutivc Committee. These by-laws Show Improvement must be presented at the meet is one of the greatest potentialities national situation, the speaker provide that the board be trimmed ing. of evil today.” showed that the word "neutrality” from nine to seven members by Over First Year Modern World Materialistic has come to mean just the opposite eliminating the faculty advisor and ------1 The total number of votes cast was In closing. Dr Gideonse contrast in our attitude toward Spain, that president of L. W. A. as voting Of the 68 students who took the 336. Sophomores voted most heav- ed the words of Carl Sandburg's “equality” as Germans use the members. The report of the Law- j intclligcnco tests given to 83 seniors ily, casting 123 ballots for their can sensual marine with the trinity of word means “superiority,” and that rentian Business manager will also on April 26, and who also took sim- didates. Freshmen cast 120. and the values laid down by his friend Rus “force” has taken on a definitely be presented at this meeting, ilar tests as freshmen. 51. or 75 per juniors followed with 93. sell Gordon Smith — the values, odious connotation, implying the cent, improved their scores, accord- Only one candidate. Penelope .“beauty, laughter, and love” and entangling alliances which are so ADDRESSES ALUMNI ing to the results released by Mr. a gage independent running In the remarked that a large portion of abhorred by Americans. Dean J. S. Millis spoke last night C. D. Flory, assistant professor of junior class, received enough votes the world lived on a materialistic In order to clear up such be- 1° *bc Sheboygan alumni at the education. | for election on the first count. Six basis. Today it is easier to die for fuddled thinking, we must pene- Fellowship Hall of the First Meth- The greatest increase was made voje transfers were required to se- things than to live for them, but trate beneath these phrases and odist Church in Sheboygan. He by the 19, or 28 per cent, who got jec^ D^her four juniors, five for we have no ideas we care to die for, 1 outlined the------new plans------for improve ! the five sophomores, and six for let alone to live for. How we shall Turn to Page 8 ment of the campus. group advanced from 57.2 percentile the freshmen. So elose was the get by today and tomorrow is our point to the 78.4 point. The 75 freshman vote that all the success chief concern. per cent who improved did so by ful candidates were chosen by the 10.5 points, while the average gain for the entire 68 students was 8 fifth transfer. Senior Girls Have Last points, to the 81.7 percentile. The new lineup finds three SI< — Billboard— Girls' Maturity Proved Eps on the Committee, Chadwick, Bodilly. and Hastings, or one in Saturday, May 7—Kappa Alpha Of the five students who showed the greatest improvement, four each class. Three Phi Delts, Van Theta Spring Formal Fling at Costume Ball Nostrand, Buesing. Hatten are Tennis, St. Norberts. here ! were boys, two of whom improved Seniors scampered off their high lovely in silk.', satins, and a cedar by 40 points. This would seem to members. Betas elected were Vince Golf, St. Norberts, here Jones and Bob Wilson in the fresh Sunday. May 8—Mortar Board horses wholesale on Thursday chest. She hooked “most beauti- [ further substantiate, according to ful,” and was closcly trailed b y ; ______man and sophomore classes, and the Tea at Sage. night. Alter all, it would be tres Millie Server in a charming old- Delts are represented by Jacobs Saturday, May 14—W. A. A. Tests for Absentees difficile to preserve one’s dignity fashioned white gown all over little Those seniors who did not take and Spencer. Bob Smith, Delta Sig. Field Day, 1:30 P. M. was the only man representing his Golf, Beloit, there in fancy dress gleaned from little bows. the intelligence test on April 26 more than imagination. This Cos Walt Disney's latest triumph may do so on Tuesday, May 10, fraternity. Tennis, Beloit, there Blanche Quincannon is the on Track, Beloit, there tume Dinner affair is an annual riotI came in the flesh and blood and at 8 o’clock in the psychology lab staged by the dean of women costume. To sidestep the problem oratory, third floor, Main Hall. ly sorority member to be elected, Alpha Chi Omega Spring For Miss Trick being unaffiliated. mal wherein coeds bid farewell to their of eight prizes, A1 Holloway’s Do- Phi Kappa Tau Spring Formal childhood. This year's “candidates pey-to-perfection won the laurels Mr. Flory, the established theory Monday, May 16 - 21—Intersor for graduation” browned their bid for the crowd. Gracious Gay Pat that girls mature earlier than boys. ority Golf to a turn, and the faculty guests terson was the violin virtuoso and The* entire group is now more Sophomores Make Friday, May 20----- Campus Club and judges regressed nobly to the the ganglicst and most picturesque mature than it was as freshmen, Out Major Cards tea for seniors spirit of the evening in Measles of the four moronic mountains from with a standard deviation of 18.5 All-College Sing signs and 17th Century lace and Esquire’s pages. She was adjudg now as against 20.9 as freshmen. Saturday, May 21—Phi Delta velvet. ed second of the funniest category, Five scores showed no change, Sophomores are reminded to Theta Spring Formal Ed Rath and his boys furnished and, like her cohorts, wore hair and while 33, or 49 per cent, changed make out major cards with the Sigma Phi Epsilon Spring For the fun with music and played for beard of the business end of a less than 5 points. chairmen of the departments under mal the Grand March. This kingless and mop stick with the rest of her en 12 Students Lose 8.5 which they are to major before ad vance registration. The chairmen Midwest Conference,Golf, quecnless promenade wound its semble keyed to the same tone. Twelve students, or 18 per cent, here of the 28 lost an average of 8.5 of the departments are as follows: fancy length past the judges thrice Evelyn Mertins deserted the in Mr. W. E. Rogers, biology; Mr. W. Tennis, Midwest Conference, before the critics made their choic telligentsia to be a shy but far points. Four lost more than 10 here points. Eight were in the 99 per A. McConagha. economics and so es of the most original, the pret from reserved little girl in pigtails ciology; Mr. Warren Beck, English Track, Midwest Conference, tiest, the funniest, and the “truest who loved to show her terpsichor- centile while 42 were in the upper here 10 per cent. and speech; Mr T. N. Barrows, fine to ty re.” ean talents to the public. She was arts; Mr. A. H. Weston, foreign Friday. May 27—Beloit Relays, Mar Hendrickson, replete in card without doubt the truest to type, Individual scores may be obtain there cd from Mr. Flory. languages; Mr. A. A. Trever. his board and staples, was the “Jeep” and the judges gave her this rat tory and government; Mr. T. S. Saturday, May 28—Delta Gamof comic strip fame. Her native ef ing. ma Spring Formal L. W. A. TEA MAY 15 Kepler, philosophy and religion ficiency and dignity went to the Besides furnishing the seniors An L. W. A. tea given for the Mr. S. F. Darling, physical science« Beta Theta Pi Spring Formal four winds while she contrived to with an evening’s enterainment, and mathematics; and Mr. R. B. State Collegiate Golf at Wau entire student body and the fac- move, sit, and dance with the grace the Fancy Dress Ball showed many culty and their wives will be Thiel, psychology and education. kesha of an armored warrior. Her suf a latent actress who has misspent State Collegiate Tennis at held at Ormsby on Sunday, May Mr. Trever’s office hours are Mon ferings were iewarded with the ti her four years in college. Perhaps 15. Virginia Stead has been ap day and Wednesday at 11 A. M. and Waukesha tle of “most original.” Broadway will be the goal of some pointed as publicity chairman Thursday at 3 P. M. Other profes State Collegiate Track at Wau who never let themselves go until with Ruth Harvey and Emily kesha Portia Field was "Portia” of sors may be seen during their reg Shakespeare's Venetian Merchant, That crazy night. Mac Kluetz assisting. ular office hours. Pago Two T H E LA WRCNTIAN Saturday, May 7, 1938
U. W. Institute Plans Beck Identifies Moore Directs College Band in Annual L. W• A. May Speech, Play Courses Breakfast on May 2 1 Toscaninni With Varied Program at Annual Concert For Summer Session The annual May Breakfast giv Courses especially designed to en by L.W.A. on Ormsby's ter race will be held as usual on Effective Ideali The annual College Band con meet individual needs in the speech arts and to provide practical train Freshman Day, Saturday, May cert, under the direction of Mr. E. 21. Peggy Banta has been ap Directs Band ing In play production are on the Noted (iitnductor's Career C. Moore, was presented at the pointed manager of the publici Chapel on Thursday evening, May program for the eleventh annual ty and tickets, and she announc Ail Kxample of Intel* 5, before an appreciative audience. Dramatic and Speech institute to be es that the tickets will be on sale The program presented was one soon for 25 cents. The tradition lectuul Integration held at the University of Wisconsin al breakfast will be served from of varied selections. Included was from June 27 to July 9. the “Second Norwegian Rhapsody" 7:30 until 10 A. M. “Knowing the Score" in academ by Christiansen. This was the first With speech department co-oper ic work is a complex problem of time this selection has been pre ation, numerous opportunities for comprehending and synthesizing a sented in this city. It was based intensive instruction in practical Flory Tells Rotary | on several Nordic folk-songs, one wide variety of factual material, ac phases of the dramatic and speech Club of Importance cording to Mr. Warren Beck, pro of which was a characteristic hail ing dance. It was composed in arts are offered. fessor of English, who addressed the 1937. Mr. Christiansen is the di- There will be the popular course Of Proper Breeding student* in Convocation last Fri ! rector of the St. Olaf Choir. on techniques of radio writing and Stating that 90 percent of malad day. It is much like knowing a LfHrnd of Atlantic presentation, and a new course. justments to society and work Also included on the program Community end College Theater which hamper some people can be musical score, he said, and illustrat was the Concert Suite. “Atlantic" Organization and Management. traced back to lack of proper en ed by using the well-known Artu- by Safranek. This suite is based A course will be given on the vironment during the first six years ro Toscaninni as an example. He on the legend of Atlantic, the lost subject of choral verse speaking, of their lives, Mr. Charles D. accomplishes his amazing results by continent. The first movement was and another in interpretative speak Flory. assistant professor of educa a Nocturne and Morning Hymn of tion, told members of the Appleton getting the total effect of a compo- | praise; ^ a ggvottr whith ing. The two-week institute will be Rotary Club Tuesday noon at Hotel sition by the proper blending of all depicts a Court Function: and the concluded with the presentation of Northern that "birth is much, but its parts. third was a love duet of the Prince a play used as a special project of breeding is more.” The most remarkable feature of and Princess. The last piece por the institute. Using as his topic title, “We Are trays the destruction of the conti Lucky We Are Not Morons,’’ Mr. Toscannini is his outstanding mem nent by the waters of the Atlantic. Flory related results of extensive ory. He always conducts from Special recognition should be Janet Riesberry; Alto Clarinet — tests made on children in varioOs memory. According to Professor given the selection “Panis Angcli- E. C. MOORE •Evelyn Smith. 'Edward Aleseh; parts of the United States, which he Beck, the memory in itself is not cus." by E. Francvk, which was Bass—»Robert Schindler, *Douglas believes are proof that “environ important, but rather what the arranged by James Laux. Laux While, »James Hensel. ment can determine the intellectu is a senior at the conservatory. He Macklin, Anna Sieg, *A1 Wickes- * High School Students. al level which can be reached." mind can do with what it knows. berg, *Helen Lewis; Oboe—Marjo The mastery of detail must be used has arranged a number of other as a means to an...... end. Toseaninni’s _ selections for band. The composi- rie Patterson; Clarinet — James is a mind that knows both details was written in 1872 as a tenor i.aux, Carolton Bleick, Kathryn and whole* *0,° w,th orBan- han>. cello, and Peterson, Ruth Sieg, Charles Cox, Two Weaknesses double bass providing the accom- BUETOW’S BEAUTY SHOP There are two ways in which we psniment. The most notable char- John Tesovnik, Ewald Tilly, Ly may fall short of this ideal in col- scteristic in this work is the re- man Parker, Earl Othersall, ‘Car ]rge work: the first is to fct*l su- vlva find enrichment of the an- olyn Stroetz, 'Gloria Hauser, 'Hel 225 E. College Ave. TeL 902 per ¡or to data and merely glance c,cnt ”>rm ‘’«non. en Werner, »Viginia Lawson, »Ray through the material for general Elections Featured mond Thomas, »Betty Brown; Cor impressions; the second is to mem- * program al*o included a net—Mary Grandy, Ruth Marie ori/.e too much detail and see each number of solo selections by Wil- Iwen, Robert Reder, Richard, Rothe, point in isolation and not in its Guyer, vocalist. Elwood ♦Robert Sager, »Robert Wilch, proper setting in the whole pat- l trombone, and Edmund •Glen Given; Bassoon — Robert To be right, WEAR WHITE tern. Work and care, the keywords Marty, euphonium, Woodard, Earl Lipske; Saxophone— Beatrice Calkins, »Vernon Hoffman, All-white shoes sre the accepted fashion for of Toscaninni, must go together. p[ jKran! *o,*0ws: One is futile without the other. March Adoration Woods 'James Graham; Trombone— Ed- Summer evening occasions. You’ll be proud Professor Beck repudiated the Overture Phedre Massenet round Marty, Elwood Bleick, Rob- to wear these Crosby Squares, faithfully opinion that one can still have edu- Trombine solo "Thoughts of Love”, ert Stocker, »Myrtle Lecker, »Flor ence Koehler; Baritone — Dinkie reproduced from a hand-made original. cation after he has forgotten the Elwood Bleick Pryor facts which he learned in college. Second Norwegian Rhapsody Huber, Kenneth Bucsing, »Elaine This can only be true if the person Christiansen Stecker; Horn—Jane Dresely, Ed has learned other useful facts to Baritone solos: ward Terrill, 'John Huebner, »Jean replace those forgotten. Another Sweet Wind that Blows Chadwick Cavert, »Robert Williams, »Lorraine Deaneseus: Percussion — Elaine fallacy is that one can create be Before the Dawn Chadwick fore he has the facts. The two must Were I a Prince Egyptian, Wil Buesing, John Kremer, Phil Retson, $5.00 be developed side by side. liam Guyer Chadwick Others Applied to College Life •'Panis Anglicus" C. Franck SUMMER SCHOOL “The life of the mind must be Serenade "A Toi" • Czibulks * One-session school- - $3.00 to $4.00 lived within the mind." One must Concert Suite “Atlantis" Safranet July 6 know the facts and see their rela- i Euphonium solo Towner of * General Coursas (or tionship to other facts and their im- ' Jewels" Long high-school graduates plications with value. We can ^rr- Selection ‘'Maytime" Romberg BOHL &. MAESER ry this over into our College me Encores were selected from the * Brie! Coursa for college Our college life will be harmon following marches: woman 213 No. Appleton St ious if we understand these things. Wisconsin’s Pride King * Individualized place Disharmony may take the form of Pride of the Illini King ment dishonesty, which is the result of Father Knickerbocker Goldman not knowing the score. In the Springtime Goldman Although we cannot hope to ap His Honor Fillmore Miss Brown's proach Toscaninni, we, like Tos Big Dipper Brooke caninni. can voice our disatisfac The membership of the band is as School tion and thus gain the stimulus to follows: Milwaukee work and to care. Flute—Robert DeLong, Wilmot Vocational Guidance Display at Library Buy your paper by the ream(500 sheets) The display in the library this week is entitled “Youth's Inevitable —IIX8V2 3 punch round cornered in FOR you Question — What Shall I Be?" This is one of the several Interesting ex plain, wide, and narrow ruling. hibitions which Miss Ignore i Malueg, librarian, has arranged throughout the year. The display includes valuable in formation in periodicals and books per ream Clothes that are distinctly in regard to choosing a vocation, as well as future material on specific different. Styles authen careers, fields, such as engineering, radio, nursing, investment, banking snd social service. Of particular 69 tically correct. An un interest is "Careers,” a book pub lished by the Institute of Research limited choice of 1800 fine In Chicago, which is complete in its E. W. SHANNON treatment of vocational guidance. OFFICE SUPPLY Spring patterns - Custom 300 E. College Ave. TeL 86 fitted for you. Special values at $31.50.
SPRING TIME IS FLOWER TIME Farrand Tailor Shop A corsage from Just Off the Campus The RIVERSIDE GREENHOUSE 318 E. College Ave. Is Sure To Please Ask your upper classmen about HerbI G K 1 M 128 No. Oneida Tel. 3012 231 E. College Ave. Phono 5308 APPLETON. WIS. Saturday. May 7. 1938 T H E LA WRENT1 AN Pag« Thre» Amazin9 Amazons Forego Kraemer Will Play Pi Pi Piers Say I Do In Record For DeMolay Rail Time to Inaugurate Streamliner The last DeMolay social event of Battle as Campus Begins In Ibis advanced day of cello-! the season is their annual Spring half as good-looking as they are at phane and gasoline on the campuses | Ball to be held tonight. The John Podunk where my brother went." of colleges which, although hoary F. Rose Chapter of DeMolay is con Pres: “Fine! Having shown your To Pay Maternal Respects with age. still pride themselves on ducting the affair in the Masonic self to be in the proper frame of keeping abreast of the times, we mind to be a proper brother in Pi HERE’S an old story about a king who seeded his field with dra- remPle irom 8 to 12 p- M- and it still find an outdated institution . 1 Pi Pi, I herewith present you with gon's teeth, and, after the April showers, had a crop of May flowers will be semi-formal, Modern designers have steamlincdj in the form of armed warriors spring up Amazin’? Well, the week The orchestra on tap for the eve- the badge of membership." the automobile, the cut of pie, the has produced even more amazin’. There lived in the land of Lawrence ning is Howard Kraemer's well- With a hasty look at the stop some shieks who planted their fields with belle of the valley seeds And dollar bill, aye, the bosom, but col-: watch he smiles happily and an known outfit who have played this what came up on a certain May evening? Not docile clinging vines, but leges still perpetuate the time-hon- nounces an initiation completed in tiger lilies, amazons, amazin’ lady amazons! How amazin'? Just ask year for Lawrentians at the Sage ored fraternity initiation, born in record time. The babel of voices the boys. Then there were those brainy (we hope) and brawny warriors Formal and the Interfraternity Ball. again rises and in the midst of it alt the days when hours seemed end- ^ who n et the enemy on Monday to storm the door over which stood the His style is equally adaptable to hot adjournment somehow takes place. legend. “They shall not pass”! Now that the battle's over, let’s remember less. and sweet numbers, and Alice And next week we may enlarge to sing. “After the battle, mother—’s day.’* Our fraternity fathers, we are Mama's Have Fun , ______------_ Cooper, lovely vocalist, is the fea upon the crying need for a better sorority initiations. When the girls are away, the tured soloist. told, met in some dim hall and mothers play. Ask the Kappa by common agreement arrived at EVIEWIISG Tickets may be obtained by stu a ritual which would serve to initi- j A new institute for consumer ed Alpha Thetas! While the Thetas the dents from Bob Delong, Art Schade, ate its new members into the se-; ucation has been formed at Ste are at their formal on Saturday Jack Sellers, and Hank Johnson for crets of Pi Pi Pi. Little did they, phens College by the Alfred P. ttie sum of $1.25. evening a bridge party for their EVIE WS suspect that the fraternity which , Sloan Foundation. mothers will be in full sway at the they formed for mutual aid in rooms. Audrey Galpin is in charge I . S. Camera Salon meeting the problems of scholar-1 Colgate University has opened a of the arrangements. Displays Over 100 ship and life would some day be new course in the study of for The Alpha Chi Omegas initiated come part of a campus machine; eign dictatorships. Dorothy Brown, Marcella Hahn. Pictures at Librarydedicated to the principle of “keep Ruth Schroeter, June Roos, Eleanor Over one hundred of the best your eyes to the next rushing sea Nisen, Betty Schoonmaker, and pictures taken by amateur and pro son, and your ears to what the oth Shirley Mitchcll. fessional photographers during er combine is doing." Nor did they On Tuesday, the Kappa Deltas 1937 are on display in the Library. conceive of a Sunday afternoon as initiated Mary Doerfler. The United States Camera Salon, having any use whatsoever except Fathers, Too. Sip Tea sponsored by the Appleton Camera for meditation and quiet pursuits. Since so many of the fathers, too, Club as one of its most important The result was an initiation cere come up on Mother’s Day, the Delta projects, covers every phase of mony calculated to while away Gammas have decided to have a photography — portraiture, minia many an idle hour, and verily it P a r e n ts ’ Day Tea instead of the ture camera work, scientific studies, did. Not that we would be so im usual Mother’s Day Tea. Mary illustration, and news photos. pious to suggest that our honored Voecks, the social chairman, is in Among exhibitors are names fa founders made a mistake. But with charge. miliar to camera “fans” — names all due regard for the censure of Sigma Alpha Iota is planning a such as Alfred Eisenstaedt, Arnold that imperious body, the National Mother's Day banquet at the Val Genthe, Arthur Rothstein, Robert Offices of Pi Pi Pi, we offer this ley Inn. Neenah, on Sunday. Gen “Test Pilot" Wallace, William Rittase, Bernice initiation ceremony, streamlined for eva 1'alk will act as toastmistress. HREE of the screen's most Abbott. Will Connell. George Platt 1938. The banquet will be followed by a popular actors, playing in what I.ynes, Cecil Beaton. Horace Bristol, The President of Pi Pi Pi. the us musieale at the Conservatory T Time magazine calls the best Willard Van Dyke. William F. Win ual goat in affairs like this, calls Dorothy Flitcroft, Murial Engelland, sequence of flying shots ever film- ter, and Imogen Cunningham, the meeting to order (order in this Allen«* Russell. Mary Elizabeth case, meaning reducing the babel Hopfenspergcr. Mildred Server, and !ed. are showing currently at th e ______Jane Heycr will take part in the Kio Theater in “Test Pilot. This ting«, the first time this has ever of voices to a low murmur). The president, with one eye on a stop program. i picture, however, is more than a been done. watch, and one on the streamlin Mnnii Quell and Betty Gallup are medium tor nerve tingling crashes: Lionel Barrymore, the grand old ed ritual, has the five wan pledges co-chairmen of the Alpha Delta Pi | it is a story of the lives and temper- man of the screen, appeals in a brought in blindfolded. Mother :« Day Tea, to be held Sun-, aments of the men whose business( supporting role. The picture is di- dav in the rooms. Pres: “What’s the most wonderful it is to risk their lives to check up reeled by Victor Fleming, who thing about Pi Pi Pi?” Tommy Temple, Riverview. din the designer's speculation* about Made “Captains Courageous,” and, ner dance.—that was the Alpha Answer: “Ten lettermen in foot The full new planes. j profited from the technical advice ball. five lettermen in basketball, Delta Pi formal held la.*;t Saturday. Mvrna Lov. carrying the femin - 1 of Paul Mantz, navigator of the late' The chaperons were the Towles ten in track, and the best hotbox Brogue in ine lead, steps out of her familial Amelia Earhart. on campus." and the Puseys. role of city sophisticate and be- * * * Rat-Rare comes a Kansas farm girl who is “Fools for Scandal* Pres: “What's the matter with all all white. A call has been issued for all swept off her feet by the reckless r p i HE Appleton is showing the other fraternities on campus?" rats — even a few mice, may be test pilot. Clark Gable, whose fa-1 I “Fools for Scandal.” the latest Answer: "Their finances are on admitted— to the Delta Sig Rat- talistic bravado and indifference to, addition to the years record the rocks, the fellows don't get to Rare which will take place on Sat death she cannot understand. Spen- rtm °f slapstick with that elevat- gether, and they all think too much urday night. May 7. Appropriately, cer Tracy, who recently came into social tone. Carol Lombard, cash- about grades.” chee -c sandwiches and other rat ap an arademy award by way of Ri- ,r*1’ the reputation which her Pres: What’s the matter with all petizers will be served, but beware, the women on campus?” became mouse-traps will be set at pon College and “Captains Courag-i [unn'n6 *n 'Nothing Sacred and Answer: “None of the girls are! intervals to catch any who may eous,” plays the third leading role 11 ue Confession made for her straw Miss Schrier, and Mr, and the mechanic and friend of the( among those who like that kind of Mrs. W. A. McConagha will be the reckless flyer. Primarily the story fun- carries around some gorgeous We invite you to see our chaperons. ' centers around the emotional crises and Fernand Gravet, who The Betas will hold a banquet in the lives of these people which 1 demonstrates_ that he can sing ana stock of for their mothers at the Appleton results from the unique lives they ¿ilT.^'^ui- ROYAL PORTABLE Hotcl on Sunday, May 8. After the live, and the results is a picture VIII. which ~attribute " brought...... him .. TYPEWRITERS You'll find it to Hollyw’ood for “The King and banquet the parents will gather finely done and well worth seeing. Fountain Pens and at the house to get better acquaint The title of the movie is taken the Chorus Girl.” comfortable too. ed from a book written by Jimmy Col- Zipper Cases There will be a banquet at the |jns a jest pilot who died in 1935 and other School Supplies Delta Sig house for the parents ol wht*n the plane he was flying fail- activcs and pledges at 1:00 o’clock j 0 S(an(j Up jn the grueling test on Sunday, May 8. routine. Besides the title which GMEINER’S General Office Deits Entertain Mothers Collins furnished, the picture copies Drnzin’s Flörsheim The Delts are having a less tra crash which took his life. It also Supply Co. Shoe Dept. ditional tea for their mothers. Un makes use of the crash recently of CANDY 214 E. College Ave. 417 W. College Tel. 387 der the guidance of Jack Crawford, one of the army’s “flying fort social chairman, the tea will be in resses," which cost the lives of two swing from 2:30 to 5 o'clock on Sun army pilots. The company wenl on SHOPPE day afternoon. location at regular llying fields to Mr. W. M. Vanllorn was a guest assure the correctness of their set- at the Phi Delt house for dinner on in the Wednesday. May 4. The Phi’s also played host to brother Hank Mor Miss Elizabeth Felsenthal, social Irving Zuelke Bldg. ton. Dartmouth, who spent the chairman, was in charge of arrange KANOUSE’S week end at the house. ments for the tea. The very successful weather 215 E. College Ave. combined with very good steaks to make a very enjoyable steak fry down river for about twenty Delts and their dates on Sunday after noon. May 1. The people may have For a date - had something to do with the suc Special Clearance cess. M iss Ruth Cop, was guest of or to end a honor at a tea given Sunday after Sale of Dresses noon at the Panhellenic house by Zeta Tau Alpha sorority. Three perfect date patronesses of the sorority, Mrs. and Suits Walter Rogers, Mrs. Robert Boett cher and Mrs. C. J. West poured. Among the guests were Mrs. Thom as N. Barrows and Mrs. John Millis. Values to $29.75 DINE AND DANCE WM. 6. KELLER Reduced To — Opt. D. AT Optometrist EYES EXAMINED $7.95 Glasses Scientifically Qfie Fitted $10.88 Complete Optical Laboratory Service $12.88 121 IV. College Ave. 2nd Floor LA VILLA Phone 2 4 1 5 Pag« Four T H E L A WRENTI AN Saturday, May 7, 1938
The La w r e n t ia n an important commentator of economic Publifhed every Thursday during the col and social affairs within this country. lege year by the Lawrentian Board of Con GRIN AND BEAR IT He chose as the theme of the evening trol of Lawrence College. Appleton, Wis. By Llchty a rather spirited defense of individualism, 1937 Member 1938 based on the view of government of the Plssoc'ujled Cblle&ide Press traditional liberals. He gave no small All-American portion of his time to lambasting not only Entered as sect/nd clasj matter Sept. 20, Roosevelt’s administration, but all the ad 1910 at the port office &t Appleton, Wis., under the art of March 3, 1879. ministrations for some years past on the Pr’nted by the Post Publishing Company, grounds that they were not aware that a At'p’.etoa Wis. Subscription p/ic«- $2.50. EDITORIAL STAFF completely passive attitude on the part of ROBERT MOTT ...... Editor-in-chief HENRY JOHNSON ...... Managing Editor the government toward business was the RUTH PERRY ...... Desk Editor only one which could guarantee the eco PENNY TRICK ...... Assistant nomic stability of this or any other DEPARTMENTAL EDITORS BARBARA BARTLEY .. Student Activities country. JANET K1ESBERR* ...... Administration It is perhaps significant that Mr. So- JOE KOFFEND ...... Sports kolsky, who certainly does not see eye to HELEN BAUER. RUTH BAUER ... Society JOHN FULTON ...... Feature eye with Phil LaFollette on matters of RUTH CHAPF.LLE ...... Exchange politics, should say almost the same thing REPORTORIAL STAFI- about the disappearing frontier. Both, Anne Blakcman. Stanley Cole. Bob Col lins, Grada DeMore, Jane Gilbert. Ruth Har speaking in Appleton, said, in effect, that vey, Dorothy Johnson, Charles Koerble, the frontier was not gone, but merely Marian Krueger, Martha Lyon. Joe Morton, changed in character. Both claimed that George Mowbray. Anne McNamer, Fern democracy depends upon the adaptation Munroe, Florence Perry, Bruce Stevens, Dun Wolterding, Jack White, Edwin Bayley, Rob- of the American man to that new frontier. fit Schockley, Ottilie Buerger, Helen Ped- The difference in their view is simply that ley, Elizabeth Strauschild, Janet Weber. Mary Mr. Sokolsky believes that the new fron Ann Fink. John Krimer. Chester Creider, ••Dinkie" Huber. Eleanor Stadtmueller, tier is to be found in technological ad George Fisk, Lois Hubin. vancement which admittedly involves pri EDITORIAL COUNCIL vation for large sections of the population. Everett Bauman Robtit Leverenz Marian Humleker Betty Morrison The governor, on the other hand, looks for llinry Johnson Selden Spencer the new frontier in common action on Wesley Perschbacher common problems, which is collectivistic, BUSINESS STAFF JOHN R1ESEN ...... Business Manager but eifferent because the aim of the state DON NEVERMAN Assist. Business Manager is the preservation of individual values. BETTY KLEINER ...... Collections “Great news. Miss Fixhff! One of our men has just claimed this ter« ritory for the Whiffle Valve and Whistle Works!" Such is the division of opinion between CHARLES VAU DELL ...... Circulation two thinkers who are aware of the prob ADVERTISING STAFF lems of the times. Such should be the di Elaine Ekern, Bill Owen. Bob Protz, June comparatively useless thing for one more Selvy, Abby Sutherland. Margery Smith. Requiescat in Pace vision between programs of political ac CIRCULATIONS STAFF In a rather sweeping set of changes in useful. tion to help the average man decide which Jane Cameron, Marjorie Carpenter, Ruth the activities fee apportionments, the Ex The problem is by no means solved, program is most in harmony with the wayc Hartzheim, Hazen Kaul, Dorothy Straubs, Eunice Toussaint. ecutive Committee made a couple of pret however, by the simple measure of with this strange world wrags. NBPBCBCNTCD 9Cm NATIONAL A DVtftTltlNfl BY ty sound evaluations of campus institu drawing student support of liamar House. National Advertising Service, Inc. tions. It not only gave its financial bless There is still need for a place which can (.'•Ihgt PmbUtktn Urfirtttmlalivt ing to the new banner of artistic achieve 420 Maowon Avl Niw YORK. N. Y. be made a really worth while as a stu ment at Lawrence, the literary magazine, Cm iuu • lo tiw • Itl ••« ■ ill • !>■ r>*aciico erryscoops but it also laid out the corpse of the stu dent union until such time as Mr. Bar rows’ plans emerge into solid reality. dent social center, Hama; House, all ready EGet out the tom-toms! Shades of the Now That Comprehensives for a decent burial by those in power. Clubs which have been meeting in the de Belgian Congo! Boomlay boom and a Are Over .. • The money which has been used to serted parlors will also need a place toblack shaved head! A ring for his nose keep liamar House going in the past has Comprehensives are now a thing of r go. So it would be to the mutual advan and Frank Buck's protege would run, lest been turned over to the Little Theater for the past for the 1938 class, and since this tage of students and administration to see they get involved in an African goolash use in putting on a better dramatic pro that now the break has been made and of Pigmy stew. For the boys at civilized is so, the members of this class are in a gram next year. This, we feel, is as it the dead weight has been cut away, new Brokaw thought it worth $5 to turn friend unique position compared with other should be. liamar House has been so long plans are such that history will not repeat Edward into Black Hairless Horses. His graduating classes. They still have a maligned and so long spurned by almost itself. only consolation would come in the event month of school and classes and contact all the students that it serves no purpose, of on Indian massacre, and there’s no with the professors who gave the exam which is proportionate to the expense in premium on scalps these days. inations, and hence plenty of opportunity volved in keeping it going. The produc Politics and the Frontier • • • lo make suggestions if they feel that sug tions of the theater, on the other hand, Last week the Appleton Chamber of Grandmother’s flower garden had gestions are necessary. which will next year be under the exper Commerce brought a widely known writ nothing on the corsage display t,l the In the past there has been no good ienced direction of Ted Cloak, will be ap er and speaker to deliver the address at L.W.A. dance. There was everything to chance for seniors to do this. They have preciated by all, and the additional funds their annual dinner. He was George So adorn milady's lapel, from a spray of had no time between the end of their made available to this group will benefit kolsky, who is best known as an authority baby's breath to a row of nodding daffo exam period and graduation in which to both the audience and producers of the on far-eastern affairs, but who has also dils. There were morning glories blazing consider the problems raised in their plays. The exchange is simply one of a made a considerable name for himself asforth in all their splendor, pansies to set minds and to formulate opinions. There off baby face or two, and golden rod to have been those who thought that the rush the hay fever season, not to mention whole idea of the examination was futile The World Is Too Much With Us the Easter bells, silver bows, and bachelor and unnecessary, but such ideas were not i buttons. The boys were blushingly hap taken to those faculty members who might py, and the girls are out after the people be able to use them or to rectify deficien OMETHING ought to be said about about the sandbox he was building w ho started this demoralizing business. cies—they were merely spread among the comprehensives. ’"he seniors, like for hii kiddies. men who have lived through .var, • * * yet to face the ordeal, were susceptible were unwilling to talk mi’ch But we At the othor end of the table sat one to adverse criticism and who have conse caught one of them as he came out into of our “most beautiful.” Her brow was no quently done the examination situation the clear light of day. W? w^'ched him longer of classical serenity, and without the benefit of Harwood glamour, she no good. for signs of gay abandon, of happy deliv seemed stripped of her charm. A pathet The administration has made changes ery from the shadow which had brooded ic sight, he mused, to see beauty squirm in the comprehensives which were given over him for three odd years. But he ing and helpless at the instigation of grey walked slowly, and his voice was listless beards. this ve«r. They were the result of study as he answered our questions. • • • So the great day has come, when vic and discussion which has been going on • • • It was at this point, he continued, tims that immortal curse, the compre for seme time. This and the expressed No, somehow he did not feel partic that I came to the question on the re hensive, must turn from the depths of opinion of faculty members, the president ularly relieved that it was all over. lation of Theory to Practice. I wrote brain indulgence, and request that the To prepare for this day for four as a man inspired. . . . and the dean earlier in the year indicate years, or at least the last week, and • • • proctors be quiets, please. ♦ • • that «. final policy on such examinations then to have it end like any other day Now it’s all over. Six hours by the has not been worked out, and that there is was not right, somehow. We pointed clock and they can t touch you any more. One thing about columns. They're still f need for intelligent comment from out that the day. properly speaking, I ought to be happy but I feel let down. never at their best except when they're eould not be thought of as over until It’s all over too quick. The senior looked interested and competent persons. the evening had been spent. Ills eyes sad and walked away, wondering over the not minted. The best scoop of the sea Some of the seniors who have weath lit up at this. trees and grass which wore as green as son tomes rolling in unawares on a balmy • • * ered the ordeal may be no longer inter they had been in the morning. evening, but the squeeler says "Hsh-h! But the six hour grind, wasn’t it terri • • • ested, but certainly those who are inter ble? Yes. said he, rubbing his good Our advice to the administration: Promise not to print it and I’ll tell you a ested in education or in Lawrence College riuht hand, and No. You see the su r give them something to remember hot one!” So we promise, they tell, and more objectively have some basis for roundings were very pleasant and in you by next year. all that's really happened is another good formal—almost to the point of distrac » • • making intelligent observations on the ex scandle nipped in the bud. Now maybe tion. We sat next to an open window and The bright little kid who had been aminations which they have taken. These outs de we could hear the plunk of ten cleaning up around school on violets, nick for a small recompense, perhaps say a,— next few weeks of school should be an nis-balls and the chatter from off Ormsby el a bunch, refuses to reveal the source of well you know,—a spot of palm oil or excellent opportunity for them to discuss Terrace. Over by the girl's gym, I could his supply. Down by the river? Uh-huh. two—we could print a column to end all see the dean sunning himself on the steps. Where? In the woods. He won’t com what they have learned with their pro The dean of men, who did you think I mit himself any further, but he hardly columns, or maybe end all Lawrentians, fessors or with interested members of the meant? He was waiting for our soph needs to fear competition at such cut-rate and subscribers thereto. But no black administrative staff. Certainly, in view omores lo prove to the world at large prices. By this week, he was about to mail you understand. . . . that their intelligence on a certain day raise them up to a monopoly level. “No * • * of the absence of fixed and formulated was higher than those of other schools more deliveries to Ormsby except for a standards, these latter should welcome the same size. dime.” "Where ya been?” opinion offered in a constructive vein, and • • * • • • “Down to the river.” Outside the door, the professor in perhaps some material assistance can be It's a worthy enterprise, folks. The k id “What fer?” eharge engaged the head of the de uses his w a r n in g s to buy clothes, so he obtained by them for use in future years. partment in conversation. Something doesn’t have to rely on his “fambly” . . . . “lladda spit!**
S Saturday. May 7. 1938 TH E LA WRENTIAN Page Five Vike Trackmen Trounce Ripon, 106-24
Denneymen Take STEVENS, PRAY RACE IT OUT ? l ake Second I n t e r c o l l e g i a t e In Beloit Relays; o # 13 Firsts; Graf Grinnell 1« First dO ltball Begins Lawrence's’a VikingsV ilriniT e piled nil(>H nr» up fit!56 ___ vx points in the second annual Beloit Is High Scorer Relays last night to take an easy Next Wednesday second in a field of 17 teams. Grin nell captured first with 674 points. G ullies Scheduled Willi kapp Wins Shot, Discus; the Vikes next with 56. Coe third 11,1 ^neuuieu » mi Hi pun Captain Takes with 37, then Beloit 29, Bradley and Carroll, Ripon; Fresh- Illinois Wesleyan each 22, Armour 12 Points Tech 15j, Carroll 15, Augustana 111, m en are B k iM i Dubuque 10, Kalamazoo College 8, 1 ------Lawrence Vikings piled up their Principia 6 . Yankton 5, Knox 5. Next Wednesday afternoon will most impressive track win in a Monmouth 3|, Cornell J and James niark the arrival of a much hei ild- decade Wednesday afternoon to Milliken J. ed and even more sought after rout Ripon 106-24. The Denneymen The Vike medley relay club of sport. Intercollegiate softball hr.s grabbed 13 firsts out of 15 events, Graf <220), Buesing (440>. Grode finally come upon the scene of col slanyned four, and saw Captain <880.) and Schubert
Delta Sigs, Betas Win First Games Vikings Trounce VIKE MILERS LEAD FIELD In Inter fraternity Baseball LeagueRipon, 106-24 in B en ita: Impressive Win Tue*. i*lay 3: led the winners at bat, while Schuette and Harold looked best Delta áigs 12, Phi Tans !> CONTINUED FROM PAGE G Delts vs. Phi Delta (postponed* at the plate for the losers. Thurs.. May 5: In a drizzling rain, the Betas cop- P'Qfi- Meanwhile, soph, Bruce Ste- Betas 11, Sig Eps 5 ped from the Sig Eps in an equally j vena and Captain Johnny Pray of Delts vs. Delta Sigs (postponed» dreary contest. Jumping off to a Kipon battled it out step to step Interfraternity baseball got off ÍIT : ri«ht down to the finish. Pray rac- ««ii# « 4 a • i ... I the Betas held the lead all the way , , A , . o a halfway start this week with I ..Smoky Jim.. Josoph hold the siRS ed Stevens out. however, and claim- two games being plaved and two to four hUg whilp ,hp Bp(as col. ^ first. Leete finished, but was jxistponed Tuesday the Delta Sigs Jec(ed nine safeties off the offer. helped before reaching the line. trounced the Phi Taus. 12-5, while . - Tr„,„ c , ___ , _ . D____ I 1 . . . _ the Betas walked over the Siu Fns ? y Schade and Braun an{j thUs failed to place. Stevens . tie led the winners in batting with two , »r;,,,». .i««» 11*' 1 w ' * . .. . singles apiece, while Bittner of the * 4 ’ ' ' , m V^K rZOnl S l Urhn5 a,:parent'y Sig Eps accounted for two of hisScow: Lawrence, 53; Ripon, 18. m P * Taus, for he push- four n,t$ The wpt s|jmy ba„| «80: v i e »all p«st 14 vain I v swinging rau8Cd several errors on the part of it was Tut Grode's turn to out- opponents. Paul Harold had some ' lwifh ,, success, striking out 8. but allowing ».*'.• i step Schubert in the half mile, and 9 hits. The Delta Sigs combined five AB K H AB r H ,he stcady Crode did so to run a Phi Tan errors with three hits and T m k e r.rf 1 1 .;i>ai»«le c « ® brilliant half, though closely pur- 1 1 Herold.p two walks to score ten times in the snmh at» 1 2il.ange.tb T» n sued by Schubert Knights of Rip- seventh frame. Herzog and Wilch ha hards, n» t HHelins.ss ______j K ia c m e r.c f 0 llS c h u e tte .lb j ® on. third. Time: 2:03. Score: Law- Borman, ss 0 1 Knie“cr.rf l 2 rence. 61: Ripon. 19. P 2 SiSorgci ,c( l •> 2 Mile: cker.2b 1 2lVerliat:e.2t> vsof 0 0 1 1 Sheldon paced off the two mile 2 0 well: taking an early lead from psnmarm — — Ripon's veteran. Vanling. and grad Total* 35 9 12 T o tals 31 7 5 The week of May 1 to 7 will be ually widening it to a quarter 1 length. Swamer, Vike sophomore, something on the order of athletic H r la s — I I AB R H * p‘ A‘B K H took third. Time: 11:00.6. Score: history at Lawrence. For during Kchuess.ss 0 0 Clark.of 2 0 0 Lawrence, 76; Ripon, 22. Broun.2b 2 2 R irtrn .J b " " Javelin: this short span of Lawrence long Sc hade, rf 2 1 Hastings.2b „ 0 For the second consecutive week, life several important and relative- DeBaufer.lb 1 iN e v e tr i m if . Ha.vlty.sci 0 2 Is Icy. p 0 l Viking javelin tossers Osbon, Ar- ly new projects climbed over the Jones.c 1 1 Owen.lb ® } | thur, and Burton lined themselves 1 2 B ittn e r.r steep craigs of doubt and emerged s*llt*r‘rfI e v e re n / 3b 1 1 C'dingt'n.M 1 ! up. 1, 2. 3. and edged out two pretty full force into the field of reality. M orrow.If 1 0 Knox scf o o good Ripon performers, Evans and Joseph p 0 I L arso n , rf Carleton Grode, right above, and Frank Schubert, Vike milers, are Both hardball and intercollegiate ¡Bauman.scf JJ ” Kreick. Evans scored a second H ah n i f it o in the State meet last year. Osbon shown leading the field in that event, which finally went to Schubert. softball swung into the sports cur copped with a throw of 164'4". Stan Cole was just behind them and finished third, so the Vikes took riculum this week and both under T otal* 31 V 11 T o ta ls 2« 4 all the points in the mile in the Ripon meet here Wednesday. The men Um pires: Burton. Maertzwciler. 5 Score: Lawrence. 85: Ripon, 22. highly favorably conditions. 220 Lows: stripped to the waist because of the extreme heat. ( «iiih Ade Dillon met III base Captain Sam Leete came back Lawrence Netnien Ek** I and really showed the boys in the ball candidates Tuesday night and lows. Sammy reeled off these 220 put (lie squad through a strenu Out Win Over Oshkosh vards of hurdles and straight away ous and satisfactory workout. IV arher« l»v S rn re in:25 4> and to add to the *ni°y- eAaii» 6 Then again on Thursday an addi ' 3C«r« ment Bruce Stevens beat out John- The Vike racquet wielders just ny Pray for second. Score: Law tional group of hopclul plater* nosed out Oshkosh Teachers last rence, 93; Ripon. 23. juineil the team in practice on Saturday to win the meet 5-4. The Broad Jump: the nearby Interlake diamond at Lawrence squad were kept from Graf and Vande Walle fitted in *11 « mpusES the present the whole ball club much intensive practice the pre- one two in the last field event with ceding week by stormy weather . 1 loe's jump of 21T\ the best. Graf's I* changed with the positive cur The meet showed relatively w e a k - j »otal stood at 15 points. Vande's at CAMPUS CREEPERS ARE HERE rent of wholehearted enthusiasm er tennis than the Vikes showed P^y of the Rcdmen added his and with possibility of several against Carroll last week. twelfth point, his team's 24th and game* with nearby cities and a Next Saturday the squad goes in last. Score: Lawrence, 101; Ripon, battle with ('arleton on May 21 24. the boys on our Lawrence hard to real competition when it meets } Mile Relay: ball club are murmuring. ** V* Beloit on Beloit's courts. Beloit Two Lawrence relay clubs won got to go over!” looks pretty strong this year and >ut from the Ripon foursome in the Simultaneously, softball of an in should prove tough to beat. 380 co-op race. Gerlach ran past tercollegiate nature was ushered in , J Currie of the Redmen, passed to with Ripon's acceptance of the ten« I Coctmn, while Bridges passed to tative schedule. Carroll bad al* ( I^x*kery. Glen put on plenty of ready O K'd. the move weeks pre- ; Sport* Rillhoard steam and closed in surprising style. vious. The schedule printed on the ' Wednesday, May 11 — Intercol Anchor men VandeWalle and Graf sports’ pages in this issue shows the ! legiate Softball, Lawrence at fought it out with Joe holding his Lawrence clubbers playing host to Ripon. original advantage well and win Carroll in the season's curtain open Friday, May 13—Intercollegiate ning in 1:32.7 time. Ripon’s club er next Friday at 4:30. Pioneer ball Softball, Carroll at Lawrence was badly outdistanced, and the players will be entertained at din (Whiting Field. 4:30 P.M.) race proved to be a fight only be ner in the various farternit.v hous- 1 Saturday, May 14—Lawrence attween Viking teams A and B. Fi- ss on Friday night. Johnny Breen, Beloit (dual track) i nal score: Lawrence, 106; Ripon. keenly interested and ready to co 24. operate. is expected to carry out 14 on his force. The Viking squad, unnamed to date, will depend hcav- lly on the early showing of the in Wise men around the campus learned long ago that terfraternity leaguers. nothing pleases the feminine heart as a gilt of flowers. l.ooming nearer and nearer on the horizon is the Midwest track They will add the finishing touch to the event of the year. and field meet to take plare here Of course she'll want them from the— Moccasin »11 Whiting Field on May 21. Ear ly returns give Coe a stron* chance to cop with Knox. Law rence. and Carleton strong pos VANDENBERG GREENHOUSE sibilities. Monmouth and Reloit MARKET GARDEN & FLORAL CO. d ù ê n tu . appear to be on a par. Cornell's Oxford results depending on the split- 1107 E. Wis. Ave. Tel. 1696 tini; of middle distance points, College representatives: "Dinky" Huber, D. Bergstrom while Kipon is handicapped with but three truly outstanding men. 0 Yet they’re styled to look Briefs: Coe's mile relay team won s the college division at the Drake White as if they had just stepped out relays. . . . personnel is made up of a band-box. Freeman venti* of two Wedgbury brothers. . . . H. Remember— L. Hant, director of athletics and Light Elk lated oxfords have out-dated football coach at Monmouth has Mother's Day hot, sweaty, foot-torturing shoes resigned the post he held for 14 for summer wear. years. . . . Knox College’s number one golfer is undefeated to date. . . May 8th Brown Brown & White Genuine Calfskin Ritchie has turned in scores of 77-79 and 78. . . . Hod Lundeen, Knox Our Foot'Fitters Know T heir freshman, pushed the shot 42'4” in With A Box Of Business an intramural meet at Siwash last i week . . . Vince Jones of the' Vikes can cover that but not by Kool's Chocolates »4 5 O nny city block. . . . Kapp's toss of 148W' in the discus, though not of from ficial. in regards to State or Mid west records is for enough to top any mark made in either of those JCAHDfc HOPPE $C50 conferences. . . . To erase the An all - around shoe for plague of uncertainty which has centered arour.d the printing of the COPPER n > KETTLE campus or the golf course. 5 track schedule INCORRECTLY for three straight weeks by the Law- rent inn's accurate Billboard, let the sports page straighten out the wi- ley guessers of front jxige fame. { Lawrence at Beloit, May 14; Mid RESTAURANT west meet here, May 21. State Col "Famous for Fine Foôds" fH I ARCH lege meet. May 28. mUMRVfn VBRI (Editor's Note: We humbly apolo - 1 MONI III FOR »SOI MMMNNC j ize, Joe, but why doesn’t somebody 531 W. College Ave. Phone 5446 tell ns these things? Saturday, May 7, 1938 T HE LAWRENT1AN Pag« Seven
Wienandt Winner of Spring is Here! EXAMINATION SCHEDULE Ariel Photo Contest Second Semester Winners in the photo contest Cupid Reaps a Examinations are scheduled sponsored recently by the Ariel (for periods not to exceed three ITH nothing but the minute ond man on the couch, came in towere announced Tuesday night by Bountiful Crop hours) at 8:30 A. M. and 1:30 hand on the clock to watch ask petulantly, “Hey, what are you the judges. The winning picture P. M. on the days indicated. Ex was a night scene of the college Wedding bells are outdoing them- j aminations (if any) not definite nn Win unmolesi ; J ‘ shed waited for i doing in here? The bar's in there.” Chapel taken by Elwin Weinandt, a selves this spring where Lawrence ly provided for in schedule will an hour now. What could she do? They followed his flagrant stare to student at the conservatory. Sec alums are concerned. Mary Mor be held at times to be set by the WWhere was Bill? add, “Well, why didn’t you say so?"ond place was won by Ruth Perry timer, of the class of ’37 will be instructors concerned. Not that it wasn't a nice hotel ar,d took possession of other vant- while Marge Hendrickson took the married on June 18 to Robert Rusch June 1, Wednesday: A. M Class lobby; she was comfortable enough, aKe points to join in the vigil. third place honors. of Glen Falls, N. Y. The bride-to-be es meeting at 8:00 T.T.S. or would have been if she weren't Tossing the magazine to the floor, Prizes which are five dollars for is a member of Alpha Delta Pi. P. M, Speech 8, both sections. so worried. And disappointed. If she hid her betraying chin and first place, three for second and while Mr. Rusch is a graduate of June 2. Thursday: A. M. Classes Bill had met her at Waldman's they lips in her fur to conceal their two for third place may be collect Lawrence and the Institute of Pa meeting at 8:00 M.W.F. had planned—no, that wasn’t fair. trembling. This was more than she ed from Tom Jacobs, business man per Chemistry, and is a member of P. M. Classes meeting at 9:00 If she’d explained where Waldman’s had bargained for, more than she ager of the Ariel. Phi Delta Theta fraternity. T.T.S. was, they d be together, happy and could take. But who would cry for Under an arch of crossed sabers, June 3. Friday: A. M. Classes safe. One penny was not much of a a dime? Only it wasn’t an ordinary gressed that far? Of course not, Gladys McCoskrie, ’37, left the altar meeting at 10:00 M.W.F. weapon in this big city—this big. dime; it was home and safety. Up i l'^eck in her chips! Cut this ha/.ywith Lieutenant Howard Norring- P. M. English 5-6, all sections. bad city, she had decided after rose the second arrival, the first j dreaming; he was waiting for her ton Smalley of the Nineteenth in June 4. Saturday: A. M. Closes 1he eyeing of which she had been drunk. “May I read your maga-1 e *'as opening, but fantry, in Hawaii. Gladys was af meeting at 10:00 T.T.S. the object for an hour! zinc?” seriously, and then with a sa*v,’ nct’d a dimefiliated .’ with Delta Gamma. P. M. Elementary Foreign She had been sure Bill was wait- slanted grin, “If you’ve finished, of , , rather embarrassing, Ruth Pfeiffer, former president Languages, all sections. ing for a call from her; that was course." ld ^1°' Oh. she couldn't of Alpha Chi Omega, of the class June 6, Monday: A. M. Classts why she had come down to his ho- ‘‘Certainly." Oh. she should never ^*ie . * her purse andof ’37, will become the bride of meeling at 9:00 M.W.F. tel. A personal appearance didn't have relinquished that; she might rals^d her miserable penny. What George Edward Macauley of Chi P. M. Physical Education, all cost a nickel; a phone call would have sold it, but five cents wasn't i wou . . think, that she was pro- cago on May 14. sections Her personal appearance at home! enough. How silly, it wasn't hers, positioning him. How awful. She Kathryn Lindsay. Delta Gamma, June 7, Tuesday: A. M. Elemen would cost her a dime—“L" fare and she couldn't have sold it any- Placcd tb* penny on top of theand George Hall of Phi Kappa Tau tary Economics, all sections. are another Lawrence couple to P. M. Classes meeting at 11:00 that was why she had decided to how. " T T , “ S V * wait for Bill's return. “Thank you, most kind of you. “nd wl*hout looking at him, Couldwed, this event being set for May M.W.F. Perhaps he had come in without I’ll return it immediately, right have this—to remember you by .* 21. June 8, Wednesday: A. M. Class Sig Ep Ken Johnson will be mar her noticing How she could miss away." , He * as evidently nonplussed. She es meeting at 11:00 T.T.S. ried to Luise Galusha of Chicago hi, familiar leaning gait, his cleft She didn't want him back. “ICs dr*w courage from his perplexity P. M. Classes meeting at 1:30 on May 14. The ceremony will MW.F. chin and rimless glasses was in- not mine. It belongs to the gentle- and r=‘« d '»«u iry and hope in her take place in the picturesque June 9, Thursday: A. M. Classes comprehensible. There weren’t peo- man at the desk.” There, now he eyc* . r.c‘ , y ' w h at elseMoravian church at Ephraim, Wis. meeting at 2:30 M.W.F. pie around, just a few stragglers had no excusc to return—safe for coJ! *1C f av Suddenly she heard the girl sing Herbert Weber of Sheboygan will P. M. Classes meeting at 1:30 who had left the bar for a breath the moment. Wrong again. The wed Marian Keller, also of Sheboy T.T. of fresh air. They weren't getting man-with-the-bag er, was saw strolling the cheerful ov- people stand ing about, thought of Bill without gan, in the near future. Mr. Weber frcsh air, she thought sardonically, tr. He'd certainly been faithful! An was a former Lawrence student. but they probably no longer noticed hour had he just sat there wiggling d” £air- *,ai,ed to her feet and said a minor matter of fresh paint pung-, his paper sack. Gee. somebody had ravo v a.nd Rra,'tude* ent in the atmosphere. She had to rescue her. Pan-handling wasn't j Thank you so much. Now can watched each of them come in, her unheard of, even if young ladies mme.______eyes discreetly lowered to their feet didn't practice it in strange hotels, of course, because a frank glance at She looked him fair in the eye; DANCE TO ROMANCE IN their faces would have been ‘‘cur- she had to smile to keep from cry- tains” Sheer witchery for your dancing moods! Ro We Guarantee mantic sheers with high sculped waists, whir ling skirts that flutter as you walk . . . float as you waltz. Choose yours in cloud white, shell Better Dry Cleaning pink, sky blue, royol. $12.95 up. 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College Ave. We Call & Deliver cftppaAfi^SKop 104 H.ONEIOO ST/ — PHONE 667 — i Pag« Eight THE LAWRENTIAN Saturday, May 7, 1938 f “ Exams Result in Towner Describes Boettiger Has Amazons Assault Tents Admission Problems Loss of Weight “Some Admissions Problems," an Book Published Of Skulking Achilles C outline of recommendations of the Association of College Representa Educational Survey tives, is an article by Mr. Milton New Text, “ Fundamentals • Shades oi Zeus! What happened tlcfield available, the floor of Club Blames Professors as C. Towner, director of admissions, Of Sociology,” Is Re last Saturday night? Who were all Alexander. which appeared in an April issue those Hippolytes girding them And while the Hippolytes thus Cause of Much Cramming leased by Publishers selves for battle? Corridors of Sage planned, what of the spineless of the “Journal of Higher Educa and Ormsby were filled with them Achilles in their various tents? Students of Lawrence College tion.” Mr. Louis A. Boettiger, professor •¡-all shouting unintelligible things Aha, they were making ready also; paid for their cramming in the last In his summation, Mr. Towner de of sociology, Is the author of a new about arrangements and prepara one look inside the scene proved examinations with a loss of 1358 clared that the “position of the col sociology text called "Fundamentals tions. Many of them were frantical pounds in weight, it is estimated that! But their preparations were lege representative or admissions of Sociology,” which was just re ly rushing about screeching various soon interrupted. No time to fast by the Bureau of Educational Sur numbers over phones, snagging tax en your sandals and shave your veys, New York City. officer must be lifted out of its leased from the publishers. The is, bargaining for oversize Pierce- legs now, Achilles. Come forth! Last The Bureau arrived at the figure present state of mediocrity to a Ronald Press Company on April 15. 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