SCRUBS - "My Bedside Manner" 1
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FADE IN:
INT. ADMISSIONS - DAY
J.D. ENTERS through the lobby doors, pushing an OVERWEIGHT WOMAN in a wheelchair.
J.D. (V.O.) To be a doctor, you need training, skill, and a real way with people.
J.D. (CONT’D) Now just relax, remember to breathe, and you’ll be a mommy before you know it.
OVERWEIGHT WOMAN I’m here for a gastric bypass, dumb- ass.
J.D. My bad. He hands the wheelchair over to an ORDERLY. J.D. (V.O.) In the medical profession, we call that bedside manner. Keeping a patient calm and rational is a big part of our job, but keeping a
patient calm and rational when you have no idea what’s wrong with them takes skill. A skill called lying. That’s something I learned very early.
CUT TO:
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM, A COUPLE SEASONS AGO - DAY J.D. stares horrified at a PATIENT with a third eye on his forehead. J.D mutters to himself.
DR. KELSO stands next to J.D., a large, fake smile plastered on his face.