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clubs | bars | cabaret | life 18 #QXGayLondon GAY LONDON Suitable only for persons of years 18 and over. QXMAGAZINE.COM FEBRUARY t 0 / print + web iPad + iPhone QX_1040_Cover.indd 2 10/02/2015 20:52 Loveis the By Patrick Cash Devilumber one single right now is Ellie Goulding’s ‘Love Me Like You Do’. The opening lyrics read: ‘You’re the Nlight, you’re the night / You’re the colour of my blood / You’re the cure, you’re the pain / You’re the only thing I wanna touch’. Miss Goulding evidently playing the cucumber cool long-term seduction plan. Love is all around us, so the three wise FERHWSJQIXEPSRIEGLSXLIV´W½RKIVWERH sages Wet Wet Wet once said, and songs expressed vows to an imaginary man in the about love are literally all around us: on the sky, you two are now one. radio, on YouTube, in after-club taxis and Except you’re not, you’re still two distinct, Subway franchises. Goulding’s hysterically different people. And now there’s no obsessive lyrics pretty much sum up a lot guidance, because you’re in the happy of their content. According to the quick- IZIVEJXIVXLI(MWRI]½PQLEWIRHIHERH produced and mass-marketed pop we are no one’s made a sequel. The song on the drenched in, your reason for existence is to radio is either ‘I need your love, I need your prostrate yourself before one lucky fellow in time’ or ‘the spell has been broken, I loved doe-eyed devotion forever, who will become you so’, lyric-writers aren’t interested in your sun, your stars and your moon. lukewarm advice for long-term 8LMWIXLSWLEWFIIRVI¾IGXIHMRXLI VIPEXMSRWLMTW,S[HS]SY½^^ ripples of art for centuries. Queen Dido of forever with that spark on a Carthage, burning herself alive after Aeneas HEVO¾S[MRKVMZIV# abandoned her in The Aeneid, totally owned If you want it, you work for it. the concept of existing solely for another If you don’t, don’t. human, approximately 2,000 years before And even if you do stay Britney recorded ‘Born to Make You Happy’. together for the rest of your “You must be Some of these love tales have began to eat lives, and are happy, one day one themselves in pop cultural terms: perennial of you will wake up holding a monogamous, teen classic Cruel Intentions is a direct update hand that’s cold. The inevitable, of Pierre Choderlos de Laclos’ 1782 novel vast tragedy of a life slipping because if you Les Liasions dangereuses. from the world, leaving a halved Yet is there a deeper reason for all love behind and alone, almost this saturation of being told we are on seems so sad it makes the quest aren’t you are a constant, star-cross’d quest for love? a worthless search. Because if your life will only be complete But then you meet somebody with another person in it, why would you who makes you laugh, whose EVIL.” waste your precious searching time trying eye you catch across a to think from a homeless person’s point of crowded room, whose smile is view? You’re not going to fall in love with the inexplicably in your head on the tramp outside Tescos; society has spoken. It tube. Suddenly the idea of love makes the internal far outweigh the external; doesn’t seem as jaded a concept, the personal becomes imperative, and the nor as bathed in scornful cynicism. And political rather vague and far away. even though the imperative personal quest And when you’ve got love, what then? If for love may be a distraction from what’s love’s symbol is a beating, breathing heart LETTIRMRKMRXLI[SVPHWLSYPH]SY½RHLMQ then its ventricles appear to have been the political should presumably become distortedly tied over time with muscular more important because of his love that strings of religion, marriage and society. warms the dawn. ‘Let’s Talk About Gay Sex You must be monogamous, because if you For if you love him, you’ll want to protect & Drugs – Love’ is an open aren’t you are EVIL. Once you have stood him from a world that all too often is all too communication forum for in a building before a man in a dress, put cold. anyone to come speak or listen about these themes, on Thursday 12th February from 6.30pm at Ku Klub, 30 Lisle Street, Chinatown, WC2H 7BA. 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