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S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 15 ‘I’d pass out if I did Strictly!’

Comedian Kerry Godliman on her waning stamina, embracing more drama in her life and seeing the funny side of stand-up Zoom gigs

t’s hard to believe it but Kerry Hi Kerry. You’re doing so year, thank God I had acting I honestly can’t explain it to Godliman’s new detective well in stand-up and acting. to fall back on. And I never you, but it’s certainly better show, Whitstable Pearl, Did you ever have a plan B thought I’d use that phrase! than nothing. I marks the first major lead when it came to your career? Stand-up’s gone, it’s been role in her career. No, there wasn’t. What’s funny walloped. I had to pull a tour At least there are no “I was extremely excited and is stand-up has been such a and all live work literally hecklers… almost shocked,” the 47-year- part of my life now for 20 years, flatlined, but I’ve had all this It’s not ideal as the timing’s old comedian and actress tells whereas acting I could never amazing acting work that I’d a bit off. Every comedian will us over Zoom. “I suppose if I depend on. But in this last never have been able to do tell you the worst thing you canan ever did get a lead, I expected pre-Covid because of my do at a live gig is zoom in on it to be in comedy, so I was schedule. So it’s been this the one person who’s yawningg pleasantly surprised and mad ride. when 250 people are laughing.g. extremely flattered.” In a Zoom gig, you might see But for those who ‘I love Has this time made someone eating a yoghurt. have tuned in to Kerry you appreciate You’re like, “Mate! I’m workingg over the years, it will stand-up more? my a**e off and you’re just come as no surprise. getting out and I’ve always loved both. eating a yoghurt in your house!”e!” After storming the There have been phases It makes me feel like a winner. stand-up and panel performing live. where I’ve thought, show circuit, Kerry “I could probably wind Did you expect your careerr showed she was no down stand-up now and to take this turn in your one-trick pony and has Nothing not do it so much,” but forties where you’d be built up an impressive I really love it and have leading a new drama? acting CV with shows beats it’ always been happy to I didn’t see Whitstable Pearl including Save Me and continue doing both if I can. coming at all. But me doing Adult Material. But it was I’m doing a tour in the autumn, drama has been slowly when Ricky Gervais cast her though, so hopefully I’ll get happening. And because the as the late Lisa in his hilarious, back on the road. characters I play with Ricky but at times heart-wrenching, [Gervais] in Derek and After Lifefe Netflix show After Life that Do you like life on the road? have always straddled comedyy Kerry found herself propelled There are pros and cons. I’m and drama, I’ve been able to to a new level of stardom. a bit of a home bunny so I do wear both hats. I don’t doubt We caught up with down- like to be at home, but I love without After Life that I wouldn’tt to-earth Kerry, who is mum to getting out and performing live. have got Whitstable Pearl. Elsie, 14, and Frank, 10, with Nothing beats it. Zoom gigs her actor husband Ben Abell, are the weirdest thing. Nothing What’s Whitstable Pearl to chat about her latest will make you feel like you’re all about? project, how she made people having an existential crisis more Pearl was a police officer whenn laugh over lockdown, and her With children than shouting down a webcam she was young, in her early changing role at home… Elsie and Frank trying to make people laugh. twenties. She had an ambitionn

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Kerry plays a sleuth in Whitstable Pearl

to work ork up p to detective, detecti e After Life ’s been a huge h ge hit.hit but then she got pregnant Do people get in touch to and her life went in a different say it’s helped them through direction. She raised her a tough period of grieving? son on her own, set up All the time. A bloke said to me a seafood restaurant with recently that he hadn’t cried in her mum, and all of that decades and After Life made has gone very well. But now him cry. He was really glad and her son’s thinking of leaving grateful that something opened home, the restaurant’s very him up. We have a culture of established and Pearl is being weird around mortality thinking, “What do I want?” and death and we don’t talk about it. So it’s amazing She’s worried about an empty a show has opened people nest. Your kids are young, up to that conversation. but can you relate to that? Totally. I’m already feeling it. Can you walk through the My daughter is 14 and she’s supermarket without being extremely independent. I used stopped about the show? to have to fill the weekends with If people recognise me, it’s activities and now she’s got her eight times out of 10 After Life own thing. She’s like, “I’ve made – or Taskmaster. There’s such plans!” Suddenly I find myself affection for After Life, people going, “What am I for then?” talk to me like they know me. My role is changing as the kids grow up, so there’s a parallel You mentioned Taskmaster. theme between me and Pearl. Would you ever do another I’m coming to a part of my life reality show, like Strictly? where I’m not needed as much I don’t think I’ve got the stamina at home, so the timing to go for Strictly. I’d pass out! But off and do a three-month shoot I judged on The Great British was OK. Also, I got out of Menu, and loved that. Anything doing a bit of homeschooling! where I get to eat and people do my hair, I’m on board. But Lucky you! We bet anything where I’m out of your husband wasn’t breath, I’ll avoid. ●S best pleased… When I got back in February, Whitstable Pearl is out from he handed me the pens and Monday, 24 May, on streaming paper and said, “Your turn!” service Acorn TV WORDS: RIANNE ISON PHOTOS: ADRIAN LOURIE / EVENING STANDARD / EYEVINE GETTY WORDS: RIANNE ISON PHOTOS: ADRIAN LOURIE / EVENING STANDARD

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Anyone for tea? Her Majesty the Queen’s annual Royal Garden Parties are a hot ticket

or the first time ever, the Lucky members of the public Queen will open her 39-acre who’ve received a posh invite to tea Buckingham Palace gardens have already enjoyed an afternoon F to the public from July roaming the central London oasis. to September for picnics. Pre-pandemic, she traditionally held The focal point is the 19th-century at least three annual soirées at the lake – once graced by a small flock of palace to thank individuals who’ve flamingos that fell prey to a fox – but served charities and communities. there are also waterfalls, wildflower Due to Covid-19 restrictions, they’re meadows and over 1,000 trees, cancelled again this year. including a stunning Magnolia given Here’s a little insight into the rather to the Queen on her 55th birthday.y grandg affairs...

What to wear The dress code is definitely not smart casual! Gentlemen should wear a morning dress or lounge suit, featuring a formal jacket with tails, matching waistcoat and trousers. Women are expected to wear a day dress, preferably with a hat or fascinator. Umbrellas are advisable if the weather looks iffy. In 2009, a huge thunderstorm sent gugguestsests and royals scurrying for cover!

TheTh prep Prepping begins months in advance. The lawns, which are infused with chamomile for a relaxing aroma, are mowed in two directions to give a chequered effect, and deadheading and weeding are carried out. Luxury designer washrooms are trucked in for the events, while three tents are erected – the Royal Tea Tent, the Diplomatic Tent and a St John’s Ambulance First Aid Tent. WORDS: GAIA PITT-JUDD PHOTOS: ALAMY, GETTY PHOTOS: ALAMY, WORDS: GAIA PITT-JUDD

20 S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 ROYALTY Securing an invite The parties are the Queen’s way of rewarding public service and a network of sponsors nominate people who’ve gone above and beyond for charities and local communities. Invites are handwritten by the Garden Party Ladies, who work part-time for the royal household. It’s a plus-one rule, so guests can bring a partner or friend.

Order of the day From 3pm guests pass through the Grand Hall, out onto the terrace for a wander around the grounds. At 4pm sharp, the royal party arrive to the sound of the National Anthem, played by one of the two military bands. The Queen’s Senior Gentleman Usher, aided by a team of retired armed forces officers, picks out people to introduce to the royals – but not before a quick briefing on royal etiquette! The monarch then heads to the Royal Tea Tent to meet more attendees and the band play lively tunes like Lord Of The Dance. The parties last no more than three hours.

BEHIND THE SCENES HOW ‘I saw guests sneaking MANY?! cakes into their 27,000 cups of tea handbags!’ 20,000 slices On the menu Amy Packer worked for the catering company who of cake You won’t find a single drop organised everything backstage at the parties in 2017. 20,000 sandwiches of alcohol – not even a glass of “My main job was to keep the tables overflowing with tasty 110 staff Buckingham Palace gin and tonic infused morsels. The guests were like locusts! My favourite game 8,000 guests at with herbs from the garden. Instead, Twinings was making eye contact with someone just as they were each party Garden Party tea, Sandringham apple juice, shoehorning an iced cake into their handbags as a souvenir. 21 millimetres iced coffee and iced water are on offer. There On the final day, Her Majesty wanted to thank us for our – the precise height are usually six choices of finger sandwich hard work. We were lined up, asked not to speak unless the grass is cut to fillings, such as free-range egg mayonnaise with spoken to and advised to make no sudden movements. cress or ham and tomatoes with wholegrain She arrived, looking summery in a pea green number. One 15 decades since mustard. Sweet treats feature too, including of her corgis got close to the catering manager. Thinking it the first royal traditional scones with blackcurrant jam and might cock its leg, he waved his foot around to send it on its garden party clotted cream and rose cheesecake. way. As the corgi scuttled off, the manager said, ‘I thought (in the 1860s!) S for a second I might get taken down by a bodyguard!’”● TO 19 SEPTEMBER. FROM 9 JULY GARDENS WILL BE AVAILABLE ACCESS TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE OR CALL 0303 123 7300 RCT.UK VISITOR INFO AND TICKETS CAN BE FOUND AT

S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 21 Lynne Hyland Good to glow Self-tan sales are booming as the UK’s social life takes off, but are the latest smart fakes the real deal? Beauty director Lynne Hyland has been finding out

don’t hang out with my best disguises skin that’s mottled male friend for compliments. with cold from a pub garden Let’s just say he’s the sort of with no patio heaters. (Hurrah mickey taker I suspect was for being allowed inside again!) the worst pigtail puller in the I’m not the only one indulging in Iplayground. So when we met a little post-lockdown fakery either. for our first post-lockdown beer, When the first set of restrictions I nearly fell off my chair when he lifted last month, Boots saw a said, “You look… quite well.” 300% surge in self-tan sales. It’s Now it could have been an exciting time to be shopping for because I was buying the round, a new faux glow, too, with a host but I’m pretty sure it’s because of innovative “tans with benefits” I was wearing fake tan. After all, launching. I’ve tested five of the no other beauty product makes most talked-about newbies to find pasty souls more presentable for out which are really worth real-life get-togethers, or better including in your social life...

The speedy worker The drip-feed tan Fastest off the line is James Read developed perfectly evenly, and I Tan GLOW20 Tan Mousse, £30, was impressed with the natural- Here’s the faux glow that keeps which promises to leave other looking tone. However, the final intensifying, like a genuine express tans in the dust. While the result from a 60-minute marinade – sunshine tan. Vita Liberata typical quick-developing tan needs recommended for a “medium” tan Heavenly Elixir Tan, £34, calls to be left on an hour for a light glow, – was lighter than I’d have liked. itself “the first-ever slow release this one promises to do it in just I re-did it for 90 minutes the next tan”, which continues to deepen 20 minutes, while a deeper bronze week and that’s what gave me the for three days once you’ve purportedly takes 90 minutes healthy glow my MBFF clocked. showered it off. instead of the usual three hours. It gives a gorgeous colour and it’s My verdict: If you need to leave My verdict: The guide colour a bit faster than other express a fake tan on for at least eight looked a bit muddy but I wasn’t mousses I’ve used, but I reckon hours of developing time, you’ll fazed, knowing it would soon be you’d need to leave it on for want one with an instant effect down the shower drain. I’m glad to several hours for the full-on like this: think glam bronzer report that the tan underneath Barbados bronze. rather than Marmite. It was also

22 S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 The super-sensitive milk Sensitive faces don’t always erythrulose tans before (did I take kindly to being doused in mention that my husband hates fake tan. However utan Gentle the smell of DHA…?) and Glow, £18, promises to stay on haven’t seen much of a colour the right side of even allergy- result. However, Gentle Glow prone complexions thanks to lives up to its name, delivering a fragrance-free face formula a subtle lift after three to four that swaps dehydrating DHA applications. It takes time to get for erythrulose, a gentle, going so I don’t think you’d use raspberry-derived skin tanner. this unless regular fake tan was My verdict: I’m lucky enough out of bounds but it’s brilliant to not to be the target market for see utan taking such an this product, but I was intrigued inclusive approach. to see if it worked. I’ve tried

The sleep-enhancing mist There are tons of tans that My verdict: I’ve got to hand give you a glow while you it to IOP, this is an ingenious sleep, but what about one spin on overnight tanning. that helps you drift off faster, It smells similar to my regular too? That’s the idea behind lavender sleep mist – no cries Isle of Paradise Night Glow, of, “Ugh, are you wearing fake £15.95, which is a hybrid tan?” from the other side of between gradual face tan the bed – and even if I didn’t and pillow spray. It contains quite get my eight hours, my a relaxing blend of lavender, subtly warmed-up complexion ylang-ylang and jasmine, looked like I had. I especially which mixes with the tanning like it for topping up an existing ingredients when you shake fake tan, which always fades the bottle. fastest on my face.

The eco glow Ready to go green while Self Tanning Drops, remarkably stink-free. I braved it you bronze? Bondi £9.99, which you mix on date night with my husband, Sands Pure is the first into your regular a man whose nose curls in fake tan range to come moisturiser to create a revulsion at the merest whiff of in 100% recyclable customised tanning fake tan, but he didn’t detect the packaging. There are cocktail – more drops, dreaded DHA malodour. Once I’d seven products, from more colour. I really liked showered it off, my skin had an mist and foam to milk, being able to add it to impressive golden hue, and mask and drops, and my trusty SFP 50 face although I didn’t go dramatically all contain Hydralite 5, cream (bonus safe darker over the next two days which claims to boost suntan points) and there was a subtle intensification. tanning performance the subtle, natural lift I could almost fancy I was on and skin hydration. I saw in the mirror at holiday, watching my forearms My verdict: I opted for the end of the day. catching the sun. the Pure Concentrated Easy-peasy fakery. PHOTOS: GETTY

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S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 25 Life as I know it Jason Gardener The Olympic gold medallist, 45, on being an adrenaline junkie, his soft spot for gadgets and why people call him the Bullet

My nickname is… the Bullet. One thing I would change The best thing my parents I was nicknamed the Bath Bullet about myself would be… taught me was… to treat after I broke the European record I’m too kind and generous with people with respect and have when winning a bronze medal in my time. It might be seen as good manners. My father was the World Indoor Championships a positive thing but the older a disciplinarian and I think those in 1999, so it stems from there. values are good to have in life.

My biggest challenge was… My greatest weakness is… trying to achieve my childhood ‘Don’t I’m very trusting. Sometimes dream of being an Olympic that can come across as a champion. It took 20 years from weakness, and with that, you the age of seven to when I won waste time can get taken advantage of. gold in the Athens Olympics in 2004. I never knew my goal on things The bravest thing I’ve done… would take so long! is going up in a Red Arrows plane. That was crazy, being My perfect evening is… a nice that don’t flown upside down, full loops evening walk before going to and all of that. But, being one of our favourite pubs or a matter’ a bit of an adrenaline junkie, restaurant. Ideally we’d enjoy I really enjoyed it. I felt dinner and lots of wine on a I was in safe hands with the terrace overlooking beautiful you get the more you value your amazingly professional pilots. countryside, then go back home time and it’s important not The other brave thing I’ve to wwatchatch a mmovie.ovie. to waste done, which people say was itit ono things absolutely stupid, was taking thatth don’t part in a BBC One television Jason won the matter.m pgprogramme, , Bobsleighg 60m race at the 2007 European Athletics Indoor Championships

He’s flown with the Red Arrows

26 S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 Collecting his gold medal at the 2004 Athens Olympics

Challenge. We were a bunch of rookies – all different sports people. We had one week to see if we could be competitive enough to compete in the British Championships. That was probably the scariest thing I’ve done. I remember feeling like I was going to be sick when I jumped into the back.

Not many people know this, but I’m good at… being a mentor to people, especially in sports. I enjoy that side of it.

The worst job I’ve ever had… was working in a bakery at a young age. That was hard!

The people who inspire me are… my teachers and my coaches. They inspire me every step of the way.

The most expensive thing I’ve splashed out on is… apart from my house, a watch. I treated myself after winning the Indoor Championships and the Olympics.

A shop I can’t walk past is… any technology shop. I am a sucker for gadgets. So, I definitely can’t walk anywhere near an Apple store. ●S

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S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 27 ‘I want to teach my daughter that the world is precious’ GoodGdMi Morning Britain Biti meteorologisttlit Laura Tobin chats about motherhood and her dreams of going on Strictly

atching Laura would have. So the advice is, Tobin and her “Don’t go to supermarkets, don’t three-year-old hang around with anybody who’s daughter got a cold.” Essentially lockdown Charlotte play [advice], which we did anyway duringW our gorgeous photoshoot, in the first two years of her life. it’s clear they’re inseparable. Then six months later we were And when we catch up with in lockdown [laughs]. So we’ve the Good Morning Britain known what a lockdown entails. meteorologist afterwards, we It’s a shame it’s been in the past hear about how their bond was year, when we were finally more forged as they braved the tot’s confident to do other things. tough start in life. In July 2017, Laura’s colleague Dr Hilary Jones Has Charlotte built up her told her to go to hospital after immune system now, letting she suffered stomach pains on her mix more? set – and it turned out she was Yeah, it’s pretty much when

going into labour 12 weeks early. they’re two. Although we went A LAURA: BLOUSE & JEANS BY RIVER ISLAND; CHARLOTTE: L & JEANS BY RIVER ISLAND, HAIR BAND MILLEDEUX & Charlotte weighed just 2lb 8oz into town, sat in a coffee shop on arrival and had a weak and she got a cold, and we had immune system, which left her to go back into hospital for a unable to live a normal life and week. We were like, “We won’t socialise during her first two do that again.” She doesn’t feel years. Thankfully, she’s suffered she’s missing out on much [in no lasting health complications lockdown], because she’s from her premature birth and already done it. Laura and Laura says she has blossomed Charlotte into a caring and outgoing child So was the coronavirus a are doing the who loves the outdoors. worry for you with Charlotte’s Sudocrem Laura now works to raise weaker immune system? 90km cycle awareness around premature At first we were really cautious, for charity births with charity Ickle Pickles, thinking, “It’s a respiratory thing, Ickle Pickles which is raising funds via the and her lungs aren’t that strong, Sudocrem 90km Challenge – are we going to be OK?” Then a a cycling adventure the whole few weeks later, it came out that said, “My goodness, you don’t Were you worried when family can take part in. it doesn’t affect little ones nearly look well.” Charlotte [Hawkins] Charlotte was in hospital? Here, Laura opens up about as badly. That was a huge said, “Oh, it’s Braxton Hicks.” One of the mums said, “It’s one her parenting journey... weight off our minds. Dr Hilary was on his way in, so step forward and two steps Debbie in wardrobe phoned him back, but overall you’re taking Charlotte is adorable! What was it like giving and he said, “It sounds like she steps forward.” We stayed calm How have you guys coped birth prematurely? might be going into labour but and listened to the doctors, and with lockdown? If you knew what was don’t tell her. I don’t want her to I had Dr Hilary on hand. He had Charlotte loves being outdoors. happening, you’d be very worry. St Thomas’s hospital is premature twins, born around When you have a premature worried, but I didn’t know I was down the road…” I just turned the same gestation as Charlotte. baby, they’re vulnerable to all going into labour. The story is, up at hospital, then it slowly Nothing came as a shock, illnesses because they don’t have I turned up at work, I had a dawned on me, “OK, fine. It’s because Dr Hilary told me the immunity a normal-term baby tummy ache, the wardrobe lady going to happen.” what to expect.

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and investigative. I want to teach her that the world is precious and that’s why being outdoors is so important to us.

What’s it like being part of the Good Morning Britain team? It’s a privilege every day to be in Laura is in awe of Kate people’s living rooms. I have the Garraway’s courage best job in the world. The team are on point every day. When I joined, I recall watching Lorraine [when[ h heh left]l f ] andd thath wholeh l [Kelly] and how she worked with week was just a crazy week – guests. Her and Susanna [Reid] but that’s all I’m going to say are of the same mould – they about that. know everything, backwards, forwards and inside out. It’s like a There are also a lot of masterclass watching them. rumours that you’re set to appear on Strictly. Is that Kate Garraway’s been something you’d be through so much with interested in? husband Derek Draper being I would love to do Strictly. I love hospitalised with coronavirus. dancing and singing, that’s all You must be so proud of her... I do around the house with She’s amazing. Her documentary Charlotte. I would be available... [Finding Derek] is amazing. She’s really open, even on air, which Tell us about your work with I’m amazed by. She’s doing it the Ickle Pickles charity... because there are so many It was set up by a mum called people going through something Rachel whose son was born similar. It helps her and other about 12 weeks early. The nurse

JUMPSUIT BY DAMSEL IN A DRESS, SHOES STEVE MADDEN, EARRINGS BUTLER AND WILSON people. Piers Morgan said to her used to call him her “Ickle Pickle” of the situation with Derek, “Treat and the name stuck with them. this as a piece of research, Rachel wanted to do something look at every angle, every to say thank you and help avenue, and you will other people, so they set up ‘Watching come out of the other the charity. Anybody can help side of this.” She’s raise money for it and they will tackled it in a very give the proceeds to hospitals Lorraine and methodical way, I that might need things such as think. She continues to a new incubator or breast pump. be really strong – but So far, they’ve raised nearly Susanna is like that’s what she’s like. £1.5 million. She’s the craziest, a masterclass’ most disorganised Tell us about the Sudocrem organised person you’ll 90km cycle, which will raise ever meet. money for the charity... You have to cycle 90km as a In what way? family. If you’re really ambitious If it weren’t for him, would What’s Her room is a mess, Ben you can do it in a day, or you have gone to hospital Charlotte’s [Shephard] is always going on you’ve got until the end of the that day? personality like? about her hair being a mess and year to do little journeys as a I don’t know! I’m guessing I She’s funny and kind. When you once her handbag actually had a family and you get your friends would, but probably much further smile, it makes her smile. She’s bird’s nest in it, because it was a and relatives to sponsor you. down the line, when I realised I brave and likes playing on her project one of her children was When the weather gets nicer was going into labour. I’m sure scooter. She doesn’t miss a trick doing at school. But she we’ll go out on journeys CARTNEY PHOTOS: LORNA ROACH HAIR AND MAKE-UP: NATASHA SCHMITT PHOTOS: LORNA ROACH HAIR AND MAKE-UP: NATASHA CARTNEY my editor would have loved that and loves make-up. remembers every interview, down the river. ●S C – giving birth live on air. By that everything she’s ever done. point Dr Hilary would have been Would you like Charlotte to For information on taking part in in and it would have been his job be a scientist, like you? How’s it been since Piers left? the Sudocrem 90km Challenge, to deliver the baby. I don’t know I would love her to be. I think it’s Do you miss him? visit sudocrem.co.uk/cycle-more USING SAM MCKNIGHT HAIRCARE AND NARS MAKE-UP STYLING: HARRIET NICHOLSON how I feel about that [laughs]. really important to be inquisitive I wasn’t even there that day or icklepickles.org WORDS: GEMMA M

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S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 31 Breaking up is never easy, especially if your partner is controlling. Here’s how to navigate moving on

eing cooped up coaching business seven years together 24/7 has put ago, inspired by her own many relationships marriage breakdown after her Bunder the spotlight husband fell for someone else. these past 12 months “I’ve been busier than ever – and we’re not all liking what throughout the pandemic,” says we see. Add to that the financial single-mum Sara. “Everyone worries the pandemic has goes through a break-up at brought, perhaps illness and least once in their life, but most homeschooling pressures, no likely several. My own hit me like social life and a general feeling a freight train. I was in shock of housebound claustrophobia, and unable to function. But it it’s no wonder relationships are spurred me on to create a showing signs off strain. toolkit ofo techniques and In fact, the strategiesstrat to help me collateral damagee taketa control.” of lockdown has Sara now devotes seen a record her career to spike in divorce helping others enquiries do the same. around the “Divorce is never world, with UK thet easy option,” family law firms shshe insists. “And if reporting a surgee ofof you’reyou’ breaking up more than 40% during with a difficult d person – How to and since the first lockdown. someone who’s controlling or Whether you’ve been has narcissistic tendencies together 30 years or three, have – then you’ll need some kids or fur babies, deciding different tactics.” leave a toxic to end your relationship is Here are Sara’s tips on traumatic. But even more so moving on from a difficult ex if your ex is controlling. after you’ve decided to make Sara Davison (above), aka the break... The Divorce Coach, helpsps relationship hundreds of people heall fromfrom bad break-ups. She startedrted herher Protect your privacy Create emotional “Don’t share personal information with your ex or let them know how distance you’re feeling as they’ll use this against you. If you’re in an abusive relationship, the “Don’t use their abuse sadly doesn’t stop when you leave full name when your partner. In fact, it often escalates as referring to them in they attempt to step up their control conversations or in elsewhere. They might do this by making writing – names have the break-up process as difficult as a lot of emotion possible, cutting off financial support Set up a attached to them. or consistently letting you down separatep email Shorten to the first initialtial with childcare arrangements.” and lower case only. UUsese “Use this address for their emails and divorce this when you speak or case correspondence so you only log in to read write and see how it when you’re feeling resilient and letters aren’t reduces the impact.” sprung on you, making you tearful at work.”

32 S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 HEALTH And even if your ex is decent… t An amicable split doesn’t This will help you to get mean you don’t need legal perspective on what’s advice. A legal advisor will important and what is give you clarity about what just emotion. to expect from your split, helping to reach the best t Understand your decision for you and spending patterns. Create your family to ward a budget spreadsheet to off future regrets. help you feel more financially t Agree what independent to say to the and in kids. Ideally, control. sit down and tell them t Self-care, together. eating Reassure well and them that they exercising are loved and is crucial for this is not their keeping a strong fault. Don’t bad mouth mind and making each other in front of them better decisions. – they need to see their parents treating each other t Write a list of all the with respect and kindness. things you weren’t happy with in your relationship. t Pick your battles. Take a The sooner you take off step back and work out if the rose-tinted glasses, you’ll really care about this the sooner you’ll let go of in a few months’ time. your ex and the past.

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La Crema Sonoma Coast Chardonnay 2018, Sonoma Coast, California £20.95,£ Fareham Wine Cellar, 13.5% alcohol TThis has a bready, buttery nose, as well as ripe peach and pear fruit. The palate is smooth with nice balance, showing some spicy framing to the soft fruit.

Sacred Hill Hawke’s Bay Chardonnay 2019, New Zealand £13.99,£ Waitrose, 13.5% alcohol TTaut and concentrated with a toast and mineral edge to the sweet citrus fruit. There’s a bit of nuttiness here as well, with a bright lemony finish. ●S

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Bursting with bright rainbow hues, containers give your outside space an instant boost. And with care, they’ll last all through the summer, says Alan

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S MAGAZINE ★ 23 MAY 2021 47 The finishing Courage can be found in the most touch unlikely t first when she saw meowed plaintively,ely, places… the hair on the piano and yanked openn Short story by keys, Tessa thought the loo door. Shee it belonged to the inspected her fearfularful Josie Lloyd cat and berated face in the mirror.r. herselfA for not bothering to vac. The nurse at thehe cchemohemo But as Alicia’s flute reached the unit had warned hherer thithiss breathy end of Faure’s Pavane, might happen, butut sshehe hhadn’tadn’t more hair started scattering expected her hairr llossoss to bbee so over the octaves. sudden. She ran hherer hhandsands “That’s all for today.” Tessa through it and moreore fell, ggettingetting WWandaanda hhadad llefteft hherer quickly stood up and shut the up her nose and lodginglodging iinn hhusband,usband, llostost tthreehree piano lid. her throat. “Oh no,o, no,no, nono,”,” stone and taken up “Shouldn’t we practice once she whispered. jjazzazz sinsinging,ging, which is more?” Ten-year-old Alicia She’d deliberatelytely avoided hhowow sshehe anandd TTessaessa hhadad peered out anxiously from any self pity. They’dy’d caugcaughtht tthehe mmet.et. UUnlikenlike TTessa,essa, tthough,hough, behind her flute. cancer in time, theyhey said. said It was Wanda wasnwasn’t’t scared of “I haven’t had hair that colour Tessa knew that her job was to curable. The treatment was “belt cancer at all. since college. I can’t possibly praise and encourage. She relied and braces”. There was no point When they met at the wig wear that,” Tessa protested. on the parents of the private in making a fuss. Only now, this shop the next day, Tessa pulled “Why not?” school kids like Alicia to pay the felt too big. Too scary. off her beanie, her eyes filling “Because I’m taking Alicia for rent, but right now she was in too She called her friend Wanda with the shame she felt about her her flute exam. What if he’s much of a panic. “I’m sure you’ll in tears. already seriously patchy head, there? What if he sees me?” be fine. You’re ready.” “What you need is a but Wanda wasn’t fazed. She She’d heard that Frank Willow Tessa waited for her flat’s door reinvention,” Wanda said. “And cast her eye over the wigs before had recently come from London to slam, then raced down the I should know.” It was true. After plucking a bright auburn one to head up the music school. It small corridor past Max, who going through breast cancer, from the mannequin. had been 20 years since she’d

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exam sporting her new look. age, she thought. How dare he. Alicia’s mother looked her up “But you’re as colourful as ever. and down. “I like what you’ve You know, I’ve often wondered done with your hair,” she said. what happened to you.” “Thanks,” she smiled, giving Had he? She recognised the Alicia’s shoulder an encouraging slightly mocking twinkle in his squeeze before pushing open eyes, and in a sudden rush, she the door to the music room. remembered how judgemental Tessa sat on the stool behind and superior he’d been. How the grand piano, her eyes she’d counted herself lucky straying to the desk where the for scraps of attention from the adjudicator sat. It was him. big maestro. She hardly listened as “I’ve thought about you too,” Alicia played, her hands she said. “About how you flying automatically disappeared into thin air.” over the keyboard as He gave a bashful shrug. “Oh, memories swept her that. I thought it would be easier away... flirting with if we had a clean break.” Frank across the “Easier for you, maybe. But orchestra... his you could have given a slight hands, his laugh. damn about me.” Was it the red After the piece lipstick or the wig that was giving had finished, there her this confidence? Tessa didn’t was an awkward know, but it certainly felt good. silence and Tessa Scrap that. It felt great. winked at Alicia to “Is it too late to say I’m sorry? say well done. Perhaps over dinner?” “Thank you. We’ll be She smiled. “Yes, Frank, in touch. You can go I rather think it is.” now,” Frank said. When she walked through Tessa stood, her knees the door, Alicia and her mother shaking as she gathered were waiting. the sheet music. He hadn’t “Well? Did you put in a word?” A few minutes recognised her. Alicia’s mother asked. later, however, Alicia left the room and she “I certainly did,” Tessa replied. Wanda had tied a was just about to follow when “And?” jaunty headscarf around she heard, “Tessa?” “Well, let’s keep our fingers the wig. “Put this on,” she She turned. crossed.” But she didn’t said, handing Tessa a bright red “I thought it was you. remember Frank being the seen him, him but Tessa’s heart didn’t lipstick. “The finishing touch.” I recognised your hair,” Frank forgiving type. Never mind. measure time. She could vividly “It’s like I’m in deep disguise,” said. He was near her now and She’d make it up to Alicia by recall that flush of first love, the Tessa said, examining herself in she could see that his hair had making sure she sailed through promise of the future that had the mirror. receded, his stomach bulging the next time and the lessons never materialised. If only she’d “Just because you’ve had beneath his jumper. “Wow, you to get there would be free. been braver then, she might not cancer doesn’t mean you have look great,” he said, his eyes And worth every penny. ●S have ended up alone in her flat to fade into the background. raking over her face. with only her cat for company. Now own it,” Wanda assured her. “Do I?” she said, putting her Josie Lloyd’s new novel, The Cancer And now Frank would see her “And keep the lipstick.” hand to her wig. If only he knew. Ladies’ Running Club (HQ, £8.99), like this: Diminished. Old. On Tuesday, Tessa felt nervous “So many women your age are is out now. See Express Bookshop

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(R) final day at Danube Arena in 12.40 Game of Talents (R) adventure, starring Dennis 2.50 Frozen (2013/PG) Disney Budapest, as the first major 1.45 Australian Ninja Warrior Quaid and featuring the voice animated fantasy adventure, swimming event to take 3.20 In for a Penny Stephen Mulhern of Sean Connery. ★★★ voiced by Kristen Bell. ★★★★ place since 2019 continues. sets challenges to members of 3.55 A Place in the Sun Searching for 4.20 Dynasties Painted wolves. (R) 4.00 Flog It! Auctioning valuables. (R) the public in Blackpool. (R) a property in the picturesque 5.20 BBC News; Regional News 5.00 Final Score A round-up of this 3.50 Midsomer Murders Barnaby coastal town of La Duquesa. (R) 5.50 Countryfile (21/52) An episode afternoon’s football results. investigates murders echoing 4.55 Hire My Home Pilot episode for devoted to community gardens 6.30 Saving Lives at Sea The story of the plots of horror films. a new interior design show. (R) and planting wildflowers. the unpaid RNLI volunteers. (R) Neil Dudgeon stars. (R) 6.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. 7.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Athletics: Diamond League 5.55 The Chase Celebrity 6.30 Formula 1 Monaco Grand Fiona Bruce presents the show Gateshead Coverage of the Special Patrick Baladi, Vicky Prix Highlights Steve Jones from Kenilworth Castle in opening meeting of the season Williamson, John Craven and presents a chance to see the the West Midlands. Items at the International Stadium. Kevin Eldon work as a team to fifth round of the season at brought in to be valued include British 1500m record-holder secure a cash prize for charity. the Circuit de Monaco. Lewis a set of nursing medals that Laura Muir is among those Presented by Bradley Walsh. (R) Hamilton of Mercedes won here span three global conflicts. scheduled to compete, while an 6.55 ITV News; Weather when the iconic race was last 8.00 Call the Midwife (6/7) elite field in the women’s 100m 7.15 Regional News; Weather held in 2019 and again entered Trixie stirs up controversy in is set to feature the likes of 7.30 Fantastic Beasts: The the weekend as the man to the community when she Dina Asher-Smith and Elaine Crimes of Grindelwald beat, though Red Bull’s Max speaks out on behalf of a Thompson-Herah, and Mondo (2018/12) In an attempt to Verstappen will have looked patient who is pregnant with Duplantis, Sam Kendricks and scupper an evil sorcerer’s plans to push him hard once again. her fifth child, but whose Piotr Lisek should be involved in of raising pure-blood wizards 9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins personal life is far from stable. a competitive men’s pole vault. to rule over all non-magical The recruits are tested on 9.00 The Pursuit of Love (3/3) 9.00 Gods of Snooker (3/3) beings, Albus Dumbledore how well they can control their Fanny is furious at the decadent Tempted by the rewards enlists his former student Newt emotions by three tests, lifestyle Linda is leading in Paris brought by towing the line, Scamander, who agrees to help including a backward dive at with her lover, while also Jimmy White joined Barry Hearn before knowing what dangers lie night, an illusion jump and a resenting her own unhappy in the hope he could be turned in store for him. Second part of challenge designed to push marriage. However, as Europe into a champion like Steve Davis. JK Rowling’s Harry Potter their ability to keep their stands on the brink of war, With White as the hot- prequel saga, starring Eddie aggression in check. A shock is the divided cousins must favourite, the final of 1990 Redmayne, Katherine in store when they discover learn to put their differences world championship paved Waterston, Jude Law and the identity of an undercover aside before it is too late. the way for what was to come. Johnny Depp. ★★★ staff member in their ranks. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 The Crucible: 40 Golden 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.00 Fargo (3/11) Odis is teamed up 10.30 Match of the Day Gary Snooker Years Steve Davis 10.20 Joanna Lumley’s Hidden with a Mormon lawman, Josto Lineker presents action from the goes back to the Crucible Caribbean: Havana to Haiti seeks revenge, Gaetano tests final matches of the Premier Theatre to celebrate 40 years Part one of two. The actress the limits of his authority, and League season, including of the world snooker visits two of the most enigmatic Oraetta finds new employment. Leicester City v Tottenham championship, talking to some countries in the Caribbean – 11.15pm FILM Allied (2016/15) A daring Hotspur and Liverpool v Crystal of the players forever ingrained Cuba and Haiti – to explore, Canadian intelligence officer falls for Palace. Plus, Arsenal v Brighton & in the sport’s history. (R) uncover and share the hidden a beautiful French resistance fighter Hove Albion, Aston Villa v 11.00pm Snowfall Double bill. While gems they have to offer. (R) during the Second World War. Chelsea, Leeds United v West Skully and Khadijah deal with a 11.15pm European Cup Winners: The When they reunite in London, their Bromwich Albion, Manchester devastating blow, Leon and Fatback British Pioneers The achievements relationship is tested by the pressures City v Everton, West Ham have to lie low; Franklin has to deal of British clubs in Europe, including of conflict. Thriller, starring Brad Pitt. United v Southampton and with the fallout of Leon’s actions, Celtic’s European Cup triumph in 1967, ★★★★ 1.30am Heineken Champions Wolverhampton Wanderers v Teddy receives news that tears his and Manchester United’s victory the Cup Rugby: The Big Tackle 2.25 FILM Manchester United. world apart, and no-one is ready following year, which came a decade Before I Go to Sleep (2014/15) 12.10am MOTD Top 10 Most Memorable when Khadijah takes matters into her after the Munich air disaster. (R) Thriller, starring Nicole Kidman. ★★★ Great Escapes. A countdown of escapes own hands. 12.30am Question Time. 12.10am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 4.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces from relegation. 12.40 Weather for the Weekly topical debate. (R) 1.30 Holby 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop (R) 5.45- Week Ahead 12.45-6.00am BBC News City (R) 2.10-6.00am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) 6.00am Jamie’s Comfort Food (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Sunday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 We Have Been MAY 23 Watching 8.00 Only Fools and Horses. Eleven FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 episodes. 5.00pm Murder, They Hope 6.00 Only 6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. Fools and Horses. Four episodes. 8.40 Dad’s Army 9.20 All Round to Mrs Brown’s 10.40 The 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants Royle Family. Triple bill. 12.40am The Royle 10.15 The Loud House Cartoon. (R) Family: Behind the Sofa 2.50 Richard E Grant on Ealing Comedies 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.25 Entertainment News on 5 DAVE 111 19 127 10.30 WWE: Raw Highlights Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Brojects in the House. 11.25 Friends Five episodes. (R) Double bill. 8.00 Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. 1.50pm Police Interceptors Dan Double bill. 9.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 11.00 Fast Justice 12.00noon Secrets of the Brigginshaw is on duty at Supercars 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Gear: Polar Spalding’s flower show. (R) Challenge 3.00 Would I Lie to You? The Unseen 2.50 Batteries Not Included (1987/ Bits 3.40 Would I Lie to You?. Double bill. 5.00 James May’s Cars of the People 6.00 Fast Justice PG) Sci-fi fantasy, starring Jessica 7.00 Secrets of the Supercars 8.00 QI XL 9.00 Tandy and Hume Cronyn. ★★★ Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.00 Live at (1986/15) the Apollo 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 Would I 4.55 Stand By Me 12.20am Coming-of-age drama, starring Lie to You? Taskmaster: Champion of Champions 1.20 Have I Got a Bit More Old News The Pursuit of Love, BBC One, 9pm River Phoenix. ★★★★★ for You 2.25 The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double 3.15 4.00-6.00am 5.55 5 News Update bill. Drug Wars Teleshopping 8.10 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Echo Boomers (2020/15) Premiere. Crime 6.30 The Great British Cake-Off DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 drama, starring Michael Shannon. ★★★ 7.00pm John Williams at the BBC 8.00 Sound 10.00 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Bill. Four episodes. 9.00 Rambo: Last Blood (2019/18) Action thriller Celebrities help to count down Waves: The Symphony of Physics Dark sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone. ★★★ 11.00 Call the Midwife. Triple bill. 2.40pm Matter: A History of the Afrofuture 10.00 African the nation’s top 20 cakes. Catherine Cookson’s Tilly Trotter. Double bill. 11.45 The Secrets We Keep (2020/15) ★★★ Renaissance: When Art Meets Power. The history 1.40am ★★★ 7.00 Call the Midwife. Period drama. 8.00 of Ethiopia through its art, music and culture. The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) 8.00 Bargain Loving Brits by the Miss Marple 10.20 The Casual Vacancy 11.40 11.00 3.25 Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 5.25-7.15am The Great Butterfly Adventure: Africa to ★★ Sea (5/6) In Scarborough, there’s The Heart Guy. Double bill. 1.45am Call the Britain with the Painted Lady. Documentary. Under the Stadium Lights (2020/12) 4.00-6.00am a disaster for Danny and boss Midwife. Double bill. Teleshopping 12.30am Sound Waves: The Symphony of Physics FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Rudy at their interactive horror YESTERDAY 155 26 129 1.30 Dark Matter: A History of the Afrofuture 11.00am The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013/ Sky FV Virgin 2.30-3.30am John Williams at the BBC house when the machine that 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. PG) ★★★ 1.15pm The Book of Life (2014/U) 8.00 Underground Worlds. Triple bill. 11.00 Secret SKY ONE 106 110 ★★★ 3.05 Teen Wolf (1985/PG) Comedy, powers the scares breaks, while Sky Virgin ★★★ 4.55 Ann reveals the secrets of selling Nazi Bases 12.00noon Adolf Hitler’s War. Four 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Home: Adventures starring Michael J Fox. The Hound of episodes. 4.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double 7.25 7.50 the Baskervilles (1959/PG) Sherlock Holmes with Tip & Oh Where’s Wally Trolls: ★★★★★ 6.40 souvenirs in Blackpool. Skegness bill. 6.00 Warbird Workshop. Double bill. 8.00 Trollstopia 8.15 All Hail King Julien 8.40 Dawn of mystery, starring Peter Cushing. B&B owners Lorraine and Neville ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 10.00 Bangers and Cash. the Croods 9.05 The Simpsons. Six episodes. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992/PG) Triple bill. 1.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. 12.00noon 1.00 Comedy sequel, starring Macaulay Culkin. ★★★ decide whether to sell their Magnum P.I. Soccer Special 9.00 Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Pre-Match 3.00 LIVE Premier League. Coverage Star Trek Into Darkness (2013/12) The business and enjoy retirement. crew of the starship Enterprise is sent to hunt ITV2 118 6 115 of a top-flight match. 7.00 Monaco F1 GP 9.00 Cruising with Jane Sky FV Virgin Highlights 8.00 There’s Something About Movies down a rogue Starfleet agent behind a terrorist (3/4) Jane books a 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double bill. 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 11.00 Bloods attack. Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Chris Pine. McDonald 8.40 11.55 ★★★★ 11.35 Starred Up (2013/18) Prison drama, four-berth private luxury river Secret Crush. Triple bill. Dress to 11.30 SEAL Team 12.30am The Blacklist 1.30 Impress 12.55pm Catchphrase 1.40 You’ve Been S.W.A.T. 2.30 The Force: Manchester 3.30 Road starring Jack O’Connell. ★★★★ 1.40-4.00am cruiser to travel along the Framed! Gold 2.10 You’ve Been Framed! Rides Wars 4.00-6.00am The Real A&E. Four episodes. Sicilian Ghost Story (2017/15) ★★★★ Thames from Hampton Court Again 3.15 FILM Nanny McPhee (2005/U) Period ★★★ SKY ATLANTIC 108 TALKING PICTURES to Henley-on-Thames to fantasy, starring Emma Thompson. Sky 328 81 445 5.15 FILM Sherlock Gnomes (2018/U) Premiere. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets. Triple Sky FV Virgin celebrate the 70th birthdays Animated comedy, featuring the voice of James bill. 9.00 Elementary 9.50 Boardwalk Empire. Five 6.00am What a Whopper! (1961/PG) ★★ 7.45 of her friends Sue and Olwen. McAvoy. ★★★ 7.05 FILM Gulliver’s Travels episodes. 3.15pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. Dead Man’s Evidence (1962/U) ★★★ 9.00 Black At Shepperton Lock, where (2010/PG) Fantasy comedy, starring Jack Black. 9.00 The Nevers 10.15 Mare of Easttown. The Saddle 9.30 Johnny Ringo 10.00 They Met in the ★★ 9.00 Family Guy. Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity mystery deepens. 11.25 Six Feet Under. Double Dark (1943/U) ★★★ 11.50 Dr Syn (1937/PG) ★★★ they meet lock-keeper Steve Juice 10.45 Family Guy. Double bill. 11.45 bill. 1.45am Ray Donovan 3.00 Mare of Easttown 1.30pm Appointment with Venus (1951/U) ★★★ Newman, who shares his 46 American Dad!. Double bill. 12.45am The 4.10-6.00am The Guest Wing. Double bill. 3.15 Vendetta for the Saint (1969/PG) Action years of knowledge of with Jane, Cleveland Show. Double bill. 1.40 The Stand Up adventure, starring Roger Moore. ★★★ 5.15 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 5.30 before heading for Windsor. Sketch Show 2.35 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 3.15 Look at Life The Adventures of Robin Hood FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Sky 301 Virgin 401 6.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 7.00 Romance on the 6.35am Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 8.35 Echo Orient Express (1985/PG) Romantic drama, 10.05 Bargain Brits in the Sun ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 10.25 The Broken starring Cheryl Ladd and Stuart Wilson. ★★★ Marine police tackle Spanish 6.00am George and Mildred 6.55 Emmerdale Hearts Gallery (2020/12) ★★★ 12.35pm The 9.00 The Champions. Fantasy drama. 10.00 The fishermen plying their trade 9.45 Wycliffe 12.00noon Agatha Christie’s Marple Sinners (2020/15) ★★ 2.30 Under the Stadium Boston Strangler (1968/18) Fact-based drama, 2.00 A Touch of Frost 4.10 Agatha Christie’s Lights (2020/12) Drama, starring Milo Gibson. starring Tony Curtis. ★★★★ 12.20am The Man illegally, and local band the Poirot 8.00 Vera 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot ★★ 4.20 The Wacky Hen (2019/U) ★★★ 6.00 Who Haunted Himself (1970/PG) ★★★ 2.10 Noise support Jessie J. (R) 12.00m’t Coronation Street 2.45 Emmerdale 5.05 The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020/12) Romantic Going Ape! (1981/PG) ★★ 4.00 Lytton’s Diary 10.55 Britain’s Favourite 90s That’s My Boy 5.35-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen comedy, starring Geraldine Viswanathan. ★★★ 5.00-6.00am The Tom Ewell Show. Double bill. Songs The musical highs of 1991 in the company of Chesney Canu Dechrau Canmol 11.30 Ffilmiau Ddoe Victoria’s visit to the town. 9.00 Drych: Byw Variations 12.00noon Yr Wythnos 12.30 Cerys Matthews a’r Heb Freichiau. Mayor of Crediton Frank Letch, Hawkes, Shaun Ryder, Jayne Goeden Faled 1.00 Ty am Ddim 2.00 LIVE Seiclo: who was born with no arms, reflects on his Middlemiss and others. (R) BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 4.15 4.45 10.00-10.30am Giro d’Italia Adre Chwaraeon y Dyn personal experiences and changing attitudes Politics Wales. The latest Bach. James Lusted talks to Deio Brunelli and to disability during a critical year in his life. 12.25am Wonderful World of political news. 4.20pm Iolo: The Last Wilderness Chocolate (R) 12.55 Entertainment Troy Maclean. 5.15 Ffermio. Agricultural issues. 10.00 Seiclo: Giro d’Italia. Coverage of stage 15 of Wales. Iolo Williams finds cuckoos, red 5.45 Pobol y Cwm. Omnibus. All the week’s of the Grand Tour race, featuring a 145km route News on 5 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live squirrels and golden plover in the Elan Valley. 10.30 4.50-5.20 events in Cwmderi. With on-screen English from Grado to Gorizia. Gwesty Aduniad. Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment Weatherman Walking: The Welsh subtitles. 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Family and friend reunions set in a rural Wales News on 5 What Went Wrong: Coast. Derek Brockway starts his walk at Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol. Special episode hotel. A man wants news of his birth father 3.10 Porthkerry. 5.40-5.50pm BBC Wales Today Countdown to Disaster 4.00 Get of the religious magazine programme who met his mother during the Second World ITV WALES As ITV except: 7.15-7.30pm celebrating Whitsun. 8.00 Cynefin. Heledd War. 11.30pm-12.05am Y Byd ar Bedwar. Dot Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (R) 4.50 ITV News Cymru Wales. The latest reports. Cynwal, Iestyn Jones and Sion Tomos Owen Davies hears the harrowing stories of women Wildlife SOS (R) 5.15 Divine Designs (R) S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 9.00 explore Beaumaris in Anglesey, visiting Puffin who speak for the first time about their 5.40-6.00am Peppa Pig: triple bill (R) Ffit Cymru 10.00 Iaith ar Daith 11.00 Dechrau Island and discovering the story of Princess experience of sexual harassment. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.00am Fraud Squad (R) 6.45 Bargain 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hunt. Antiques. (R) 7.30 Antiques 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Fraud Squad: Roadshow (R) 8.30 The Week in 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat. (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape The Hunt (R) 11.45 Close Calls: Parliament 9.00 BBC News at 9 Celebrity to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 On Camera (R) Bargain 12.30pm Loose Women 12.15pm 10.00 BBC News 12.15pm Politics interviews and topical debate. Couples Come Dine with Me (R) Hunt. Charlie Ross presents. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch Live. The latest stories. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.00 Letterbox Gameshow. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 1.45 Doctors Emma’s patient 1.30 Great British Menu (R) 3.00 The Answer Trap Quiz show. could be hiding something. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal In 2.30 A Place to Call Home (R) 4.00 A Place in the Sun A holiday 2.15 Unbeatable General knowledge Bradford, Tim Hogarth has his home in the town of Vera. quiz, hosted by Jason Manford. 3.25 The Unnatural History of eye on a silver sculpture of a London: Natural World (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The competition 3.00 Escape to the Country stag and Michael Hogben’s finds begins at the Castle Arms Inn in Margherita Taylor helps a couple 4.15 Wild UK The nation’s wildlife. (R) include a gold pocket watch. (R) Snape, North Yorkshire. (R) to find a home in Norfolk. 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 3.00 Tenable Five friends who go 5.30 Beat the Chef Frederick Forster 3.45 Garden Rescue (1/35) Charlie 5.15 Flog It! From Tilbury Docks. (R) fishing together compete. (R) takes on a contestant with Dimmock and the Rich Brothers 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. a recipe for miso cod. design a Mediterranean suntrap. Games Light-hearted quiz. (R) 5.00 The Chase Bridie, Anton, 6.00 The Simpsons Homer thinks 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Edd and Laura hope to win. he is a 10-year-old boy. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (6/15) Michael Portillo continues 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Cher continues her 6.00 BBC News; Regional News his travels in Greater London. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather cruel manipulation. (R) 7.00 The One Show With Alex 7.00 Nigellissima Nigella Lawson 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron tries to 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. Jones and Jermaine Jenas. prepares pork loin stuffed with track Liv down. Sam and Samson 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy 7.35 Garden Rescue The team oregano and Parma ham. (R) are shaken. Lydia is heartbroken. Doherty puts some of the UK’s comes up with Greek-inspired 7.30 Between the Covers (3/6) 7.30 Coronation Street Nick most popular soft drinks under designs for a garden. (R) Sara Cox is joined by David takes a risk by returning home the spotlight, and uncovers the 8.05 EastEnders Ruby is Baddiel, Adjoa Andoh, Phil to look for Sam. Emma meets shocking truth about the levels unimpressed with Martin’s Davis and Katherine Ryan to a handsome stranger. of ‘microplastics’ some contain. hangover and ends up having share their favourite books and 8.00 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring 8.30 Cook Clever, Waste to go to a doctor’s appointment review the two club picks. into Summer Broadcaster Less with Prue & Rupy by herself. At the gym 8.00 Your Home Made Perfect Clare Balding joins Alan to talk (1/4) Prue Leith and Dr Rupy launch, Sharon spots Zack (1/8) Return of the property about her new book Fall Off, Aujla transform the cooking and turning on the charm. makeover show. Architects Get Back On, Keep Going. food shopping habits of four 8.25 Fawlty Towers The death of compete to remodel a 8.30 Coronation Street Nick is British families, beginning by a guest leads to all manner of three-bedroom semi-detached threatened, and Evelyn is furious designing an affordable mayhem as Basil tries to conceal home in South East London. to discover that Dev has given gluten and dairy-free menu. the corpse from the hotel’s 9.00 Motherland (3/5) It is Tyrone a job doing deliveries. 9.00 The Year Britain Stopped other occupants. (R) Mother’s Day and Julia is feeling 9.00 Long Lost Family: Documentary examining 9.00 The Pact (3/6) Anna’s completely ignored. Guest Born Without Trace (1/3) personal stories of Britain during relationship with Max is strained starring Joanna Lumley. Davina McCall and Nicky lockdown. The programme when he realises their savings 9.30 Inside No 9 (3/6) Felix is sure Campbell return with more includes an interview with the account has been emptied. his wife is up to something with stories of people who were nurse who treated Boris Johnson When another blackmail her boss Dmitri, so he decides abandoned as babies, beginning in intensive care, and examines message arrives, she decides to to hire a lip-reader to prove with two girls abandoned in the news reports written uncover who is behind them. things one way or the other. Chesterfield in the late 1980s. in the event of his death. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.30 Gogglebox The armchair 10.45 Starstruck (5/6) Reeling from News for You Richard Ayoade 10.30 Regional News; Weather critics share their opinions on their fight, both Tom and hosts an extended edition of 10.45 Fred & Rose West: The what they have been watching Jessie struggle at work. Jessie the satirical quiz, with Richard Real Story with Trevor this week. Last in series. (R) reconsiders if London is the Osman and Sayeeda Warsi McDonald Sir Trevor revisits 11.30pm 24 Hours in A&E Junior doctor place for her. Sitcom, starring joining team captains Ian Hislop the Cromwell Streets Murders, Silas works his first ever shift in resus, Rose Matafeo and Nikesh Patel. and Paul Merton. (R) one of the most disturbing while the mother of a two-year-old 11.10pm Eating with My Ex Alice never 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the cases in British history. (R) patient shares the story of how her told her childhood sweetheart Leo day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. 11.40pm Cheat A seemingly open-and- eldest son was recently attacked that she swapped their relationship for 11.30pm The First Team Double bill. shut case of academic deception soon by a gang. (R) 12.30am Catching a life of polyamory. She’s now ready Petey is furious to be passed over for spirals out of control for university Paedophiles: Crime and Punishment. to reveal the truth. 11.40 RuPaul’s Drag the job of caretaker manager; Chris lecturer Dr Leah Dale. Drama, starring The challenges of investigating and Race Down Under. The contestants Booth’s methods are bringing results Katherine Kelly and Molly Windsor. (R) prosecuting child sexual abuse. (R) are put through a sewing challenge. but that does not stop Petey plotting 12.30am All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite. 1.25 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.40am I Can See Your Voice. against him. Jack gets a girlfriend and Hard-hitting action from the world (R) 2.15 Couples Come Dine with Me Alexandra Burke joins the panel, plans a romantic surprise. (R) 12.30 of All Elite Wrestling. 1.20 Home (R) 3.05 George Clarke’s Amazing to help two brothers identify the Countryfile (R) 1.30 John Lennon: A Life Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Lingo (R) Spaces (R) 4.00 The Money Maker (R) imposters. (R) 1.30 Weather for the in Ten Pictures (R) 2.30 Hospital (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am 4.55 The £100k Drop (R) 5.45-6.00am Week Ahead 1.35-6.00am BBC News 3.30-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 2point4 Children 8.00 MAY 24 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.40 Hi-de-Hi! 9.20 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 11.20 Keeping Up Appearances 12.00noon Hold the Sunset 12.40 Only Fools and Horses 1.20 Ever 11.15 Room to Improve (R) Decreasing Circles 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s 12.20pm 5 News at Lunchtime Army 3.20 Keeping Up Appearances 4.00 Hold 12.25 George Clarke’s Build a the Sunset 4.40 Last of the Summer Wine. New Life in the Country Double bill. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 Keeping Up Appearances 7.20 Only Fools and Horses 8.00 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Dad’s Army 9.20 Ghosts 10.00 The Cockfields 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 10.40 Blackadder The Third 12.00m’t Peep Show 12.35 Ghosts 1.15 Richard E Grant on Ealing 2.15 A Wedding to Die For (2019) An Comedies 2.25 Peep Show 2.50 Ghosts 3.20 engaged woman plans to marry Blackadder The Third 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping her volatile fiance. Thriller, DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 starring Christa B Allen and 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting: Even Danielle C Ryan. ★★★ Hurtier. Double bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American A drag act hosts a fun day. (R) Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Cop Car Workshop 1.00 QI XL 2.00 James May’s Cars of 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. the People 3.00 Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. Your Home Made Perfect, BBC Two, 8pm 5.30 Neighbours Harlow is fully Double bill. 4.00 Cop Car Workshop 5.00 Top focused on finding Brent. (R) Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL. Comedy 1.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 2.00 Superstore 2.00am City on a Hill. Drama. 3.10 Deadwood 6.00 Home and Away Leah’s quiz. 10.00 Taskmaster: Champion of Champions 2.30 Don’t Hate the Playaz 3.10 FYI Extra 3.25 4.20 The Guest Wing 5.10-6.00am The British 3.30-7.00am obsession continues. (R) 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 Would I Lie to ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping SKY CINEMA PREMIERE You? 12.20am Room 101. Double bill. 1.40 QI XL ITV3 119 10 117 301 401 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 2.45 Sky FV Virgin Sky Virgin The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double bill. 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 7.15am ★★★ 8.35 3.35 Late Nite Eats 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Away (2019/U) The Wacky Hen 7.00 The World’s Most Scenic 7.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.05 (2019/U) ★★★ 10.00 The Broken Hearts Gallery DRAMA 143 20 130 Heartbeat 9.20 That’s My Boy 9.55 George and (2020/12) ★★★ 11.55 Echo Boomers (2020/15) Railway Journeys Bill Nighy Sky FV Virgin 10.30 12.40pm narrates a journey through 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. Mildred Foyle’s War Heartbeat ★★★ 1.35pm Under the Stadium Lights (2020/12) 8.25 9.35 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic ★★ 3.35 The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ Double bill. The Bill Classic Holby City 3.50 Switzerland, taking in the Alps 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Coronation Street Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.05 Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 6.55 Away and the Landwasser Viaduct. (R) 2.20 3.20 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Vera 10.05 (2019/U) ★★★ 8.20 Echo Boomers (2020/15) Classic EastEnders Doctor Finlay All 12.10am 2.10 Followed by 5 News Update Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.25 Foyle’s War A Touch of Frost ITV3 ★★★ 10.00 Rambo: Last Blood (2019/18) ★★★ Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 11.45 ★★★ (13/15) Matt French Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Keeping The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020/12) 8.00 Traffic Cops Up Appearances 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 1.45am The Sinners (2020/15) ★★ 3.30 The Roads Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 5.10-6.55am Cooling and Josh Field are on 8.00 The Coroner 9.00 Luther 10.20 New Tricks 7.00pm 7.30 Not Taken (2020/15) Under Canal Boat Diaries The Joy of the Stadium Lights (2020/12) ★★ the lookout for organised gangs 11.40 Taggart 2.00am The Bill 3.00 All Creatures Painting 8.00 Fake or Fortune? 9.00 NEW Great and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping attempting to steal HGVs and Great British Photography Challenge. Six FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 the goods they carry, and end YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 talented amateur photographers undertake a 11.00am The Red Pony (1949/U) ★★ 12.50pm The series of challenges. 10.00 Mark Lawson Talks Black Tent (1956/U) ★★ 2.40 The Bridges at up in pursuit of a suspect lorry. 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. 11.00 8.00 9.00 to David Bailey Britain in Focus: A Toko-Ri (1954/U) ★★★★ 4.50 Donovan’s Reef Followed by 5 News Update Forbidden History Impossible Photographic History 12.00m’t What Do Artists Engineering. Double bill. 11.00 Great Continental (1963/U) ★★★ 7.05 Crocodile Dundee (1986/15) (11/12) Do All Day? 12.30 The Joy of Painting 1.00 ★★★★ 9.00 ★★★ 9.00 A&E After Dark Railway Journeys 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.30 Star Trek Beyond (2016/12) 1.00 2.00 Canal Boat Diaries Fake or Fortune? 11.20 Crank 2: High Voltage (2009/18) ★★★ After being run over by a car Full Steam Ahead Bangers and Cash 2.30-3.30am Great British Photography Challenge on her birthday, 73-year-old 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 War Factories 1.15-4.00am Mahanagar (1963/PG) ★★★★ Sue arrives by ambulance 5.00 Adolf Hitler’s War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 TALKING PICTURES 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 The 6.00am Firefighters 7.00 Futurama 8.00 Monkey 328 81 445 with spinal and head injuries. Buildings That Fought Hitler 9.00 Secret Nazi 9.00 10.00 Sky FV Virgin Life Sun, Sea and A&E Highway Cops. 6.00am ★★★ 7.35 Advanced clinical practitioner Bases. Double bill. 11.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm Heart of a Child (1958/U) Double bill. 1.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. 3.00 4.00 1955: The Channel Islands 7.55 Home to Danger Leigh is looking after 17-year- Hawaii Five-0 S.W.A.T. Modern Family ★★ 9.15 9.30 Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The (1951/PG) Look at Life Overseas old Ethan after accident at a 8.00 Press Club – Exclusive! 10.00 Get Some In! ITV2 118 6 115 Simpsons Keeping Up with the Kardashians 10.30 ★★★ 11.50 skatepark, but she has concerns Sky FV Virgin 9.00 FILM Ghostbusters II (1989/PG) ★★★ 11.00 Cover Girl Killer (1959/PG) Look when he starts to show 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 There’s Something About Movies 12.00m’t at Life 12.05pm Ask a Policeman (1939/U) ★★★ 8.30 9.30 1.45 2.00 3.00 severe signs of memory loss. Emmerdale Coronation Street Redknapp’s Big Night Out 1.00 The Blacklist Look at Life Enemy at the Door Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Secret Crush 11.30 2.00 The Force: Manchester 3.00 Road Wars Dear Mr Prohack (1949/U) ★★★ 4.45 Breaking Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 4.00 Highway Cops 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. Point (1961/PG) ★★★ 6.00 Scotland Yard 6.35 10.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Coronation Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Patricia Presents: Witness in the Dark 6.40 Second Counts There are Show 3.00 Ellen’s Game of Games 4.00 Dress to SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Witness In The Dark (1959/U) ★★ 7.55 Patricia complications when a woman Impress 5.00 Love Bites 6.00 Secret Crush 7.00 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 Presents: Outro 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 Superstore 8.00 Elementary 9.00 Oz 11.15 Dexter 1.30pm Harlow (1965/18) ★★★ 11.35 Murder at 3am who suffers from kidney failure Bob’s Burgers 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Elementary 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. (1953/PG) ★★ 12.50am The Brides of Fu Manchu is admitted with a heart Dad! 10.00 Family Guy. Triple bill. 11.30 American 5.40 The Sopranos 7.50 Game of Thrones 9.00 (1966/PG) ★★★ 2.40 Starting Over (1979/15) ★★ condition, and two builders are Dad! 12.00m’t The Cleveland Show. Double bill. Mare of Easttown 10.15 The Nevers 11.30 Domina 4.45 Look at Life 5.00-6.00am The Rogues rushed into casualty after a roof collapsed under them. (R) at Six 8.00-8.30 Wales This Week. A look at the a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Garry and Dylan Variations holiday industry. 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales try to woo Dani. 8.25 Garddio a Mwy. Iwan 11.05pm A&E: When Patients Attack 10.45 Sharp End. Political discussion. 11.10- Edwards finds inspiration in the beautiful Security measures implemented by BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 11.40pm 8.55 6.30-7.00pm 7.35-8.05 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring into Summer gardens of Aberglasney. Newyddion BBC Wales Today X-Ray. 6.00am 12.00noon S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffermio. Agricultural issues. Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham. Consumer rights show. 10.45 NEW Elis James: S4C Cyw Newyddion S4C (R) 12.05am Here Come the Gypsies! a’r Tywydd 12.05 Gwesty Aduniad 1.00 Prynhawn 9.30 Seiclo: Giro d’Italia. Action from stage 16. Football Nation. A fan’s-eye journey through Da 1.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.00 LIVE 10.00 Trysorau Cymru: Tir, Tai a Chyfrinachau. A Gypsy ritual. (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk the highs and lows of Welsh footballing history Seiclo: Giro d’Italia 4.30 Caru Canu a Stori 4.35 Powis Castle grabs Tudur Owen and the Live Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment in the company of some of the game’s Twt 4.45 Cacamwnci 5.00 Stwnsh: Dreigiau – architect Elinor Gray-Williams’ attention – a News on 5 What Went Wrong: best-known players, managers and supporters. Marchogion Berc 5.25 Bernard 5.30 Sgorio 5.45 grand castle in mid-Wales built by a Welsh 3.10 11.15 11.40 12.10am Countdown to Disaster 4.00 Get Your Starstruck Eating with My Ex Arthur a Chriw y Ford Gron 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Dau prince. 10.30-11.35pm Fferm Ffactor Selebs. RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under 1.10 I Can See Gi Bach. Mila the shih-tzu moves in to live with Team Anni and Team Aeron go head to head Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (R) 4.45 Wildlife Your Voice 2.00-6.00am BBC News her new family. 6.30 Gerddi Cymru. The gardens in the final challenge, and must demonstrate SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV at Picton Castle and Wyndcliffe Court. 6.57 their skills at lamb herding and tractor driving 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C to win £3000 for charity. Last in series. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Bargain Hunt (R) 7.15 Garden 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Rescue (R) 8.00 Gardeners’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Fraud Squad: World (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape The Hunt (R) 11.45 Close Calls: BBC News 12.15pm Politics Live and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 On Camera (R) 12.15pm Bargain Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 1.00 The Super League Show (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity Hunt. From Lincolnshire (R) 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch Antiques and Home Show. (R) 1.30 Best Bakes Ever interviews and topical debate. Double bill. 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 2.15 Great British Menu 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather The London and South East 3.00 The Answer Trap Contestants Al tries to mend the 1.55 Regional News; Weather 1.45 Doctors chefs prepare main courses. (R) from Gloucestershire and Truro difficult relationship between a 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal From the take part in the fiendish quiz. 3.15 Miniature Britain A close-up wildly different mother and son. Devonshire Dome in Buxton. (R) 4.00 A Place in the Sun Searching 2.15 Unbeatable Quiz show. view of the natural world. (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of five called for a property in Greece. 3.00 Escape to the Country A new 4.15 Wild UK The nation’s forests. (R) Young’s Offenders compete. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed At Eden Valley home in Dumfries & Galloway. 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. Glamping in Cumbria. (R) 3.45 Garden Rescue Featuring a 5.15 Flog It! In North Yorkshire. (R) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh 5.30 Beat the Chef Samuel Keefe garden in Gloucestershire. 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of presents as contestants Andy, goes up against Sophie Michell. 4.30 Antiques Road Trip The Games With Andrea McLean. (R) Heather, Ahmed and Nichola 6.00 The Simpsons Inventor Elon trip continues in Wiltshire. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys take on one of the Chasers. Musk comes to town. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Michael Portillo continues his 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna receives an 6.00 BBC News; Regional News travels through the capital. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather invitation to meet Theo. (R) 7.00 The One Show With Alex 7.00 Britain’s Biggest Dig 7.00 Emmerdale Things escalate at 7.00 Channel 4 News Jones and Jermaine Jenas. Professor Alice Roberts and the Dingles’, Liv watches a 8.00 Bake Off: The 7.30 EastEnders With her guests Dr Yasmin Khan investigate the heartfelt message, and Ben Professionals Pastry chefs watching on, Kheerat tries to excavation of a vast Georgian wants to help Aaron. from hotels, restaurants and apologise and Jean implores cemetery near Euston Station to 7.30 Ainsley’s Mediterranean small businesses in Cardiff, Ruby to show Lily some love. make way for the HS2 rail link. Cookbook Ainsley continues Bristol, Norfolk, Brighton and 7.50 Holby City The day arrives for They discover what the site to explore the Mediterranean London compete to be Dom to step up to consultant reveals about the lives of those region of southern Spain, making crowned best patisserie team in level. A desperate Kian may have who were buried there. (R) his way to the gastronomic Britain. The teams face testing to betray Fletch’s trust, while 8.00 Springwatch 2021 (1/12) Chris hotspot that is Granada. (R) challenges judged by two Max buries her head in the Packham and Michaela Strachan 8.00 Who Wants to Be a world-class patisserie experts, ground over her diagnosis. are broadcasting live from Wild Millionaire? Big-prize quiz in Benoit Blin and Cherish Finden. 8.30 For Love or Money Kym Ken Hill in Norfolk, as cameras which another line-up of 9.00 The Money Maker (4/4) Eric Marsh and Ashley John-Baptiste capture the dramas of such contestants answer questions Collins meets Darren Tenkorang, investigate the case of a man in birds as avocets and barn owls. that could change their lives. (R) the founder of Trim-It, a mobile Scotland whose online girlfriend 9.00 Hospital (3/6) Cameras follow 9.00 Long Lost Family: Born barber service that can be in Ghana has demanded staff working in the maternity Without Trace (2/3) Time is booked via an app. Eric knows thousands of pounds. (R) unit at the University Hospital running out for one foundling the company has huge potential 9.00 The Pact (4/6) Nancy learns Coventry. In addition to who was discovered in but can’t understand why they some disturbing news about delivering over 5,500 babies Paddington station nearly 75 are growing so slowly? With no Richard and confronts him, only every year, the unit also pioneer years ago, while another woman time to lose, hoping to agree to be rocked by his admission. tests and undertake vital hopes to solve the mystery of a way to move forward, Eric Meanwhile Cat and Tish try to research into the causes of of why she was left next to puts Darren under pressure get rid of Louie’s stolen goods. miscarriages and stillbirths. a church at two days old. to accept his investment. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 QI XL David Mitchell, Noel 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Naked Attraction’s Best 10.45 Glow Up: Britain’s Next Fielding and Holly Walsh join 10.30 Regional News; Weather Naughty Bits A look back at Make-Up Star (6/8) The Alan Davies and host Sandi 10.45 On Assignment Lucrezia the times when what started as MUAs enter the world of special Toksvig to contemplate Millarini travels to the Spanish great chemistry in the studio effects, as they are tasked with questions on the theme of island of Ibiza to find out how ended in dating disaster, reliving recreating looks from the smash ‘night’ in an extended edition of they might be able to welcome memorable arguments and hit crime drama Peaky Blinders. the comedy panel show. (R) back British tourists this summer. cringeworthy moments. 11.45pm Young, Welsh and Bossin’ It 10.45 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis. 11.15pm Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest 11.05pm 999: On the Front Line Under lockdown, Bobbie Edwards 11.30pm Saved By a Stranger Twin Airport In 2019, the airport is having its Natalka Greenwood and Sam Watson turned her gym into an online bootie brothers who fled Nazi Germany busiest year to date, and are expecting treat a 10-year-old autistic boy. (R) camp, while fellow entrepreneur Scott search for the family who helped them more than 81 million passengers to fly 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Magill struck gold with his doughnut escape, and a woman who housed 21 in and out of the terminals. (R) 11.45 USA. Double bill. A diner in New York; business. 12.15am Bates Motel. Double child refugees from Bosnia seeks their Cheat. With relations becoming a struggling restaurant on Long Island. bill. Dylan receives shocking news translator. (R) 12.30am Hospital Secrets increasingly hostile, Leah resorts to (R) 1.50 SAS: Who Dares Wins. The about Emma’s health; Caleb and Dylan Uncovered – Panorama. What happens more extreme measures to expose recruits are tested on their emotions. are confronted by a proposition, and when care goes wrong in hospitals. (R) Rose. (R) 12.35am Home Shopping 3.00 (R) 2.45 Taskmaster. Gameshow. (R) Sheriff Romero decides to confront 1.00 Being Muslim (R) 1.40 Being FYI Extra 3.15 Winning Combination (R) 3.40 The Year Britain Stopped (R) 5.00 Norma. 1.40 Weather for the Week Christian (R) 2.20 Rick Stein’s Cornwall 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am The £100k Drop (R) 5.55-6.00am Ahead 1.45-6.00am BBC News (R) 2.50-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Ever Decreasing MAY 25 Circles 8.40 Hi-de-Hi! 9.20 Only Fools and Horses FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine 11.20 Keeping Up 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Appearances 12.00noon Hold the Sunset 12.35 Only Fools and Horses 1.20 Ever Decreasing 11.15 Room to Improve 12.20pm Circles 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s Army 3.20 5 News 12.25 George Clarke’s Keeping Up Appearances 4.00 Hold the Sunset Build a New Life in the Country 4.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 Keeping Up Appearances 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 7.20 Only Fools and Horses 8.00 Dad’s Army. 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Double bill. 9.20 Ghosts 10.00 The Cockfields 2.15 A Deadly Vendetta (2018/12) 10.40 Blackadder The Third. Double bill. 12.00m’t Peep Show 12.35 Ghosts 1.10 My Favourite Thriller, starring Christina Cox Sketch 2.20 Peep Show 2.50 Ghosts 3.20 and Sarah Grey. ★★★ Blackadder The Third 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping

4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 A Welsh couple search for 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting: Even a bar they can rent. (R) Hurtier. Double bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Cop Car 5.30 Neighbours Mackenzie and Karl Workshop 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 keep a close eye on Toadie. (R) Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. Double bill. Bake Off: The Professionals, Channel 4, 8pm 6.00 Home and Away Furious with 4.00 Cop Car Workshop 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room Ryder for not telling her 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Ladhood 10.35 Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.05 FYI Extra 10.10 Six Feet Under. Double bill. 12.30am Mackenzie was going to fire her, Meet the Richardsons 11.15 Would I Lie to You? 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Deadwood 1.40 Ray Donovan. Double bill. 4.00 The Guest Wing 5.00-6.00am The British Chloe storms off humiliated. (R) 11.55 Room 101. Double bill. 1.15am QI XL 2.25 ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double bill. 3.15 6.00am 7.00 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 4.00-6.00am Classic Coronation Street Classic Drug Wars Teleshopping Emmerdale 8.05 Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy Sky 301 Virgin 401 7.00 Dream Kitchens and DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 9.50 George and Mildred 10.30 Foyle’s War 6.55am The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 6.00am 7.10 8.25 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. 8.35 Benny Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 10.20 Bathrooms with Mark Teleshopping Birds of a Feather 2.50 Millar (5/6) The DIY expert The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic Double bill. Classic Coronation Street. Echo Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 12.05pm The 12.00noon 1.00 Double bill. 3.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.50 Wacky Hen (2019/U) ★★★ 1.35 Tremors: Shrieker Casualty The Bill Classic 8.00 helps first-time buyer Maria in EastEnders 2.20 Doctor Finlay 3.20 All Creatures Agatha Christie’s Poirot Midsomer Murders Island (2020/12) ★★★ 3.20 Under the Stadium southeast London create a 4.20 5.25 10.05 Foyle’s War 12.10am A Touch of Frost 2.15 Lights (2020/12) ★★ 5.10 Away (2019/U) ★★★ Great and Small Lovejoy French Fields 2.30-6.00am minimalist kitchen, enhanced 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Keeping Up ITV3 Nightscreen Teleshopping 6.40 Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 8.30 Benny ★★★ 10.15 with touches of wood, for Appearances 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Loves You (2019/15) Rambo: Last The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks Blood (2019/18) Action thriller sequel. ★★★ £5,000. Followed by 5 News 7.00pm Canals: The Making of a Nation 7.30 12.00m’t ★★★ 1.45 11.20 Taggart 1.40am The Bill 2.45 All Creatures 8.00 8.30 Echo Boomers (2020/15) The Joy of Painting Yes Minister To Under the Stadium Lights (2020/12) ★★ 3.30 The 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet (7/12) Matt Great and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping the Manor Born 9.00 Ian Hislop’s Olden Days Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 5.15-7.05am performs delicate eye surgery YESTERDAY 155 26 129 10.00 Extra Life: A Short History of Living Longer Sky FV Virgin 10.55 11.55 Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020/12) ★★★ on a peacock in a bird lover’s 6.00am Horizon: The Power of the Placebo World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. Pain, Pus & Poison: The Search for Modern back garden, and Julian heads to 8.00 Forbidden History 9.00 Impossible FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Medicines 12.55am The Beauty of Anatomy 1.25 11.00am Two Thousand Women (1944/U) ★★★ a sheep farm where one of the Engineering. Double bill. 11.00 Great Continental 1.55 12.00noon The Joy of Painting Canals: The Making of a 1.05pm To Hell and Back (1955/PG) ★★★ 3.15 Railway Journeys Antiques Roadshow Nation 2.25-3.25am Ian Hislop’s Olden Days rams needs a vasectomy. 1.00 Full Steam Ahead 2.00 Bangers and Cash Night Passage (1957/U) ★★ 5.05 Dragoon Wells Meanwhile, Peter heads to see a 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 War Factories SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Massacre (1957/PG) ★★ 6.50 Crocodile Dundee II ★★★ 9.00 ★★★ worried farmer whose newborn 5.00 Adolf Hitler’s War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 6.00am Bondi Rescue 7.00 Futurama 8.00 (1988/PG) Snatched (2017/15) 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 10.45 The Last Witch Hunter (2015/12) ★★ calf is unable to stand up. 9.00 12.55-3.20am Charulata (1964/U) ★★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Secrets of the Transport Museum Bangers Highway Cops 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double and Cash. Double bill. 11.00 dinnerladies 11.40 bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 TALKING PICTURES (7/8) Porridge. Double bill. 1.00am World’s Greatest 4.00 5.00 9.00 Our Yorkshire Farm S.W.A.T. Modern Family. Double bill. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Palaces. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 It’s Christmas at Ravenseat Farm, 6.00am Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theatre 6.30 118 6 115 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 Flintoff: Lord of and all nine children are home ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 9.00 10.00 British Intelligence (1940/PG) ★★★ 7.45 A the Fries The Blacklist The United Way ★★★ 9.30 for the holidays, and this year, 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 11.45 Intergalactic 12.45am Bloods 1.15 SEAL Team Farewell to Arms (1932/PG) The the family are busier than ever Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.10 Road Wars 3.05 Brit Cops: Rapid Response Adventures of Robin Hood 10.00 Get Some In! 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Secret Crush 11.30 4.00 Highway Cops 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. 10.30 Portrait from Life (1949/PG) ★★★ 12.15pm with a lot of calves to deliver. Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Law and Order (1936/PG) ★★★ 1.25 Dr Syn (1937/ Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 PG) ★★★ 3.05 The Singer Not the Song (1961/PG) 10.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in DeGeneres Show 3.00 Ellen’s Game of Games 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 ★★★ 5.45 Look at Life 6.00 One Step Beyond the Wild Ben meets a 4.00 Dress to Impress 5.00 Love Bites 6.00 Secret Elementary. Double bill. 9.00 Oz. Double bill. 6.35 Blitz on Britain (1960/PG) ★★★ 7.50 Glaswegian retired teacher who Crush 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Glimpses 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 Defence of Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 9.00 Double bill. 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. the Realm (1985/PG) ★★★ 11.00 Starting Over relocated to the mountains of Family Guy. Five episodes. 11.30 American Dad! 5.40 The Sopranos. Double bill. 7.50 Game of (1979/15) ★★ 1.05am Cairo Road (1950/U) ★★ Ethiopia, where she has set up a Double bill. 12.30am Celebrity Juice 1.15 Bob’s Thrones 9.00 NEW City on a Hill. Return of the 2.50 The Hoodlum (1951/PG) ★★★ 4.05 Flying school and built a restaurant on Burgers. Double bill. 2.15 Superstore 2.40 Totally American crime drama, starring Kevin Bacon. with Prudence 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West an isolated mountain top. (R) 11.05pm Spank Me Harder: Adults Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. John Deri Only The hidden world of female 10.30-10.45pm Fawr oversteps the mark leaving Eileen in BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: at Six ITV News Cymru Wales submissives. (R) 12.05am The World’s S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C danger. 8.25 Rownd a Rownd. Arthur is having 11.45am-12.15pm X-Ray 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales 8.55 Biggest Strip Joint: Adults Only. 8.30-9.00pm a’r Tywydd 12.05 Codi Pac 12.30 Heno 1.00 no luck in trying to sell the furniture. Today Garden Rescue. Charlie 1.30 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffit Cymru. In a Documentary looking at how people Dimmock and Harry and David Rich come up Crwydro Ffermio Newyddion S4C a’r buy, sell and market sex. (R) Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C special programme, the big moment has arrived 1.00 with new designs for a Hampshire garden, and a’r Tywydd 3.05 Drych: Byw Heb Freichiau 4.00 – revealing the final weight and transformation The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 must please both owners by incorporating a Awr Fawr: Timpo 4.10 Jambori 4.20 Y Brodyr of Dylan, Lois, Bronwen, Sion Huw and Leah. Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Here Greek design and an outdoor model railway. Coala 4.30 Deian a Loli 4.45 Patrol Pawennau Last in series. 10.00 NEW Afonydd Gwaedlyd. Come the Gypsies! (R) 4.00 Get Your BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: 5.00 Stwnsh: Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Mwy o Niemans and Delaunay investigate a series of 1.30pm The Best Dishes Ever 1.45 Welsh First Stwnsh Sadwrn 5.35 Un Cwestiwn 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 unexplained deaths. Their bond strengthens Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (R) 4.45 Wildlife Minister’s Questions 2.35 Great British Menu Caru Siopa. Ffion and Hannah compete in when Camille’s son gets into a desperate SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists (R) 3.35 Miniature Britain 4.35-4.45pm Nature’s Llanelli. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Mel has to call for situation. In Swedish. With on-screen English 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Weirdest Events – Shorts. Documentary. help thanks to Glenda nursing an injured hand. subtitles. 11.00-11.35pm Y Ditectif BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Escape to the Country (R) 7.15 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Garden Rescue (R) 8.00 Dragons’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Fraud Squad: Den (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape The Hunt (R) 11.45 Close Calls: BBC News 11.15 Politics Live and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 On Camera (R) Bargain 12.15pm 1.00pm Letterbox Gameshow. (R) Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) Hunt. In Nottingham. (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.30 Make Me a Dealer (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 2.15 Great British Menu (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.45 Doctors A detoxing Jonno turns 3.00 The Answer Trap Quiz. on Luca, while Ruhma tries to 3.15 Springwatch 2021 From 1.55 Regional News; Weather Wild Ken Hill in Norfolk. (R) 4.00 A Place in the Sun A couple get Sid to unwrap his feelings. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal The team look to relocate to Andalucia. 4.15 Wild UK Lucy Cooke and Colin visit Llandudno, where a 2.15 Unbeatable Quiz show. 5.00 Four in a Bed The third visit of 3.00 Escape to the Country A Stafford-Johnson explore the Chinese wall plaque sells for a the week takes place at Fernie property in Gloucestershire. (R) waters surrounding the UK. (R) huge profit at auction. (R) Castle in Letham, Fife. (R) 3.45 Garden Rescue The team 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of five old 5.30 Beat the Chef Jonny Hehir transform a garden in Swindon. 5.15 Flog It! In North Yorkshire. (R) school friends competes. (R) hopes to cash in today with 4.30 Antiques Road Trip Raj Bisram 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. his knowledge of food. and Paul Martin explore antique Games With Andrea McLean. (R) 5.00 The Chase Contestants Michael, 6.00 The Simpsons Bart and Lisa try shops in the West Country. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Beth, Nigel and Alison take part. to find a new town anthem. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Michael Portillo travels from 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Diane finds herself 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Hampstead to Islington. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather feeling overwhelmed. (R) 7.00 The One Show With Alex 7.00 Britain’s Biggest Dig Yasmin 7.00 Emmerdale A paranoid Kim 7.00 Channel 4 News Including Jones and Jermaine Jenas. Khan and Professor Alice takes her worries out on Gabby, sport and weather. 7.30 Are You Scared Yet, Roberts go in search of the and Will checks in on Ms Tate. 8.00 Location, Location, Human? A Panorama lost remains of an explorer 7.30 Coronation Street Natasha Location Phil Spencer catches investigation evidence of A.I. who expanded the British demands that Nick calls the up with three house-hunters being used by police in China to empire and a champion boxer police and tells them the with two very different needs, recognise the emotions of who was born in slavery. (R) truth about Sam’s kidnap. but one shared goal. Including detainees, in order to help 8.00 Springwatch 2021 (2/12) 8.00 Martin Lewis’ Extreme Katy, her comedian husband determine guilt or innocence. Gillian Burke follows the Savers Martin meets a couple Charlie, baby daughter Lola, 8.30 The Repair Shop The fortunes of a harbour seal in who are living in a horse box, and pet pooch Harper who restoration of family heirlooms, hospital in Northern Ireland, and a man who avoids the high were on the hunt for their including a Boulle-work clock while Iolo Williams is on the costs of airline baggage by first family home in Brighton. that has not ticked for more look out for golden eagles in the wearing a coat of many pockets. 9.00 Before We Die (1/6) When than 15 years and a Georgian Glen. Elsewhere, Michaela 8.30 Coronation Street Shona her married lover and fellow desk that is showing its age. (R) Strachan and Chris Packham informs Natasha that by police officer Sean Hardacre 9.00 The Great British Sewing assess the effects of this year’s involving the police, she will goes missing in mysterious Bee Joe Lycett hosts as winter late spring on our wildlife. be putting Sam in danger. circumstances, DI Hannah Laing hits the sewing room, with 9.00 The Black American Fight 9.00 Long Lost Family: Born persuades her colleagues to challenges themed around for Freedom Fifty years on Without Trace (3/3) launch an urgent manhunt. She keeping warm and adding from the promise of equality A woman whose birth mother manages to contact one of sparkle to the coldest months and the Civil Rights Act, this disappeared discovers a Sean’s confidential sources, but of the year. Patrick and documentary reveals moments shocking secret, and a man left can ‘Izzy’ help her find him Esme’s Pattern Challenge this where America had the chance at a football stadium as a baby before it’s too late? Crime week is a man’s flannel shirt. to become more equal. searches for his true identity. thriller starring Lesley Sharp. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Live at the Apollo Nish 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Johnny Vegas: Carry on 10.45 Scam City: Money, Kumar presents stand-up 10.30 Regional News; Weather Glamping After two gruelling Mayhem and Maseratis comedy from the Hammersmith 10.45 Peston Political magazine show years during which Johnny has Double bill. (1&2/4) Mobeen Apollo in west London, presented by Robert Peston, seen his plans for his glampsite Azhar investigates the story introducing Luisa Omielan featuring major interviews with hit by every problem imaginable, of a 20-year-old medical and David O’Doherty. (R) MPs, guests and cultural figures. he is finally ready for the grand student, who went from 10.45 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis. 11.40pm Cheat Leah deals with the unveiling. Last in series. handing out cash to strangers to 11.30pm Hospital Cameras follow fallout of Adam’s betrayal, but some 11.05pm Naked Attraction’s Best being at the centre of an alleged medical staff working in the maternity unexpected news further complicates Naughty Bits The times when great multi-million-pound scam; unit at the University Hospital matters. A distraction comes in the chemistry in the studio ended in Mobeen Azhar hopes to find Coventry. In addition to delivering over form of Michael and Angela’s dating disaster. (R) 12.10am The answers for the people who 5,500 babies every year, the specialised anniversary party, but as Rose’s Simpsons. Double bill. (R) 1.00 FILM believe they were scammed. unit also pioneer tests and treatments behaviour becomes more volatile, Little Men (2016/PG) Drama, starring 11.55pm Subnormal: A British Scandal as they undertake research into the the truth is finally exposed over the Greg Kinnear and Jennifer Ehle. ★★★ An examination of how educational causes of miscarriages and stillbirths. course of one explosive evening, with 2.25 We Are Lady Parts (R) 2.55 odds in the UK have been stacked (R) 12.30am Between the Covers (R) 1.00 devastating consequences. (R) The Handmaid’s Tale. Drama. (R) 3.55 against children from the West Indies. For Love or Money (R) 1.45 Beechgrove 12.30am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra Wife Swap USA (R) 4.40 The Great (R) 12.55am Weather for the Week (R) 2.15 Rick Stein’s Cornwall (R) 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Garden Revolution (R) 5.35-6.00am Ahead 1.00-6.00am BBC News 2.45-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Wednesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Ever Decreasing MAY 26 Circles. Double bill. 8.40 Hi-de-Hi! 9.20 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses 10.00 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.20 The Green Green Grass 12.00noon Hold the Sunset 12.40 Only Fools 11.15 Room to Improve 12.20pm and Horses 1.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.00 5 News 12.25 George Clarke’s Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s Army 3.20 The Green Green Build a New Life in the Country Grass 4.00 Hold the Sunset 4.40 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 The Green 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Green Grass 7.20 Only Fools and Horses 8.00 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Dad’s Army 9.20 Ghosts 10.00 The Cockfields 2.15 Her Boyfriend’s Secret (2018/12) 10.40 Blackadder The Third 12.00m’t Mrs Brown’s Boys 12.40 Peep Show 1.15 Blackadder Thriller, starring Kelly Sullivan The Third 1.55 Peep Show 2.35 Ghosts 3.05 and Mark Famiglietti. ★★★★ Blackadder The Third 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 The programme follows a pest 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting: Even controller who battles critters Hurtier. Double bill. 8.00 American Pickers across the Costa del Sol. (R) 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Cop 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Car Workshop 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 5.30 Neighbours Emmett’s move to Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. Double bill. 4.00 New Zealand is approved. (R) Cop Car Workshop 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 The Black American Fight for Freedom, BBC Two, 9pm Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.35 Room 6.00 Home and Away Roo learns 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 This Country. Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 Thrones 9.00 Gangs of London. Darren wrestles a martial has dropped out Double bill. 11.00 Would I Lie to You? 11.35 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping with the chaos he has unleashed. Drama, starring 10.10 12.25am of the surf competition. (R) Room 101. Double bill. 1.00am QI XL 2.00 Room 119 10 117 Joe Cole. Domina. Double bill. The ITV3 Sky FV Virgin Wire. Double bill. 2.55 Ray Donovan 4.00 The 101 2.45 The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double bill. 6.00am 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 3.35 4.00-6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Guest Wing 5.00-6.00am The British Drug Wars Teleshopping 7.05 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.10 7.00 Gregg Wallace’s Big DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 Heartbeat 9.20 That’s My Boy 9.55 George and SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00am 7.10 Mildred 10.30 Foyle’s War 12.40pm Heartbeat. Sky 301 Virgin 401 Weekend Away Gregg Teleshopping Birds of a Feather. 1.45 2.50 explores the history of Istanbul, Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City Drama. Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 7.05am The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 10.55 12.00noon 1.00 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.50 8.35 Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 10.25 Echo Classic Casualty The Bill 5.50 which has been the centre of Classic EastEnders 2.20 Doctor Finlay 3.20 All Agatha Christie’s Marple. Mystery drama. Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 12.05pm Benny three empires, sampling dishes 4.20 5.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Endeavour 10.05 Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 1.45 The Sinners Creatures Great and Small Dangerfield 12.20am 2.15 French Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Keeping Foyle’s War A Touch of Frost ITV3 (2020/15) ★★ 3.30 Away (2019/U) ★★★ 5.00 that would have graced the Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping tables in the Ottoman palaces Up Appearances 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine The Wacky Hen (2019/U) ★★★ 6.30 The Roads 8.00 Judge John Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 116 9 24 107 Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 8.00 Knuckledust of old. (R) Followed by 5 News BBC FOUR Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 10.00 ★★ Taggart 1.35am The Bill 2.40 All Creatures Great 7.00pm 7.30 (2020/15) Deep Murder (2019/18) Canals: The Making of a Nation The 11.30 Echo Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 1.10am 8.00 Inside Greggs: Britain’s and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Joy of Painting 8.00 Skies Above Britain 9.00 Blitz: 10.00 Benny Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 2.50 Away Best Bakery Documentary Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 The Bombs That Changed Britain Cold War, ★★★ 4.10 ★★ YESTERDAY Hot Jets 11.00 Great British Photography (2019/U) The Sinners (2020/15) revealing the secrets of the 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. 5.55-7.30am The Wacky Hen (2019/U) ★★★ 8.00 9.00 Challenge. Six talented amateur photographers successful bakery chain, offering Forbidden History Impossible undertake a series of challenges. 12.00m’t Engineering. Double bill. 11.00 Great Continental FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 a behind the scenes look at the Blinded: Those Who Kill 1.30 The Joy of Painting 11.00am ★★★ 12.40pm Railway Journeys 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 2.00 2.30-3.30am Kansas Raiders (1950/PG) products they sell and staff who 1.00 2.00 Canals: The Making of a Nation Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957/PG) ★★★★ 2.50 Secrets of the Railways Bangers and Blitz: The Bombs That Changed Britain work in their stores across the Cash 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 War The Weaker Sex (1948/U) ★ 4.35 Gunpoint (1966/ country. Followed by 5 News Factories 5.00 Hitler’s England 6.00 Antiques SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 PG) ★★ 6.20 The Core (2003/12) Thriller, with 9.00 Broadmoor: Serial Killers & Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys. 6.00am Bondi Rescue. Double bill. 7.00 Aaron Eckhart. ★★★ 9.00 The Darkest Minds Double bill. 8.00 Underground Worlds 9.00 Futurama. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double (2018/12) ★★★ 11.05 The Gunman (2015/15) ★★★ High Security A rare insight dinnerladies 9.40 Porridge. Double bill. 11.00 ’Allo bill. 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 Highway Cops. 1.20-3.35am Hounds of Love (2016/18) ★★★★ into the workings of the ’Allo!. Triple bill. 1.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.00pm 3.00 4.00 TALKING PICTURES high-security psychiatric Hawaii Five-0 S.W.A.T. Modern Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 118 6 115 Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 hospital, Broadmoor, with ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 8.00 6.00am Glimpses: Your Local Council 1949 6.10 The Simpsons There’s Something About ★★★ 7.25 testimony from those who 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Movies 9.00 SEAL Team 10.00 Bloods 10.30 Children Galore (1955/U) Johnny on have come face to face with Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Forever Ricky Gervais: Fame 12.00m’t Redknapp’s Big the Run (1953/U) ★★★ 8.45 The Ringer (1952/U) 9.30 10.30 11.30 ★★★ 10.20 ★★★ 11.55 Britain’s most notorious killers. Supermarket Sweep Secret Crush Night Out 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Highway Miranda (1948/U) The Big Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 You’ve Patrol 2.30 Road Wars 3.30 NCIS: Los Angeles Money (1956/U) ★★ 1.40pm True as a Turtle Been Framed! Goes Savage! 2.00 The Ellen 4.30 Highway Cops 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. (1956/U) ★★★ 3.40 The Black Orchid (1958/U) 10.30 Inside the Force: 24/7 DeGeneres Show 3.00 Ellen’s Game of Games ★★ 5.30 For the Love of Helen 6.00 Sherlock When a woman allegedly 4.00 Dress to Impress 5.00 Love Bites 6.00 Secret SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Holmes 6.30 Glimpses 6.50 The Edgar Wallace threatens her neighbour Crush 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 Mystery Theatre 8.00 Rumpole of the Bailey Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 9.00 Elementary. Double bill. 9.00 Oz. Double bill. 9.05 Black Sunday (1977/15) ★★★★ 11.55 Faces in with a knife, it results in a Family Guy. Five episodes. 11.30 American Dad! 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm Elementary. the Dark (1960/PG) ★★ 1.35am Five Golden dramatic arrest with four police Double bill. 12.30am Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. Double bill. 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. Dragons (1967/PG) ★★★ 3.40 Cornish Ramble officers being assaulted, while 1.30 Superstore 2.00 Celebrity Karaoke Club 2.55 5.40 The Sopranos. Double bill. 7.50 Game of 4.00 Callan 5.00-6.00am Target: The Corruptors Sergeant Mike arrests a volatile suspect who threatens hostel Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV songs with the theme of love. 6.57 Newyddion staff with a hammer. (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales Kelly disappoints Jason with her article. 11.30pm 999: Criminals: Caught on BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 8.25 NEW Y Byd ar Bedwar. Welsh people 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today 10.35 BBC Wales S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Twm Camera Nick Wallis joins police forces Tisian 11.05 Sam Tan 11.15 Jen a Jim Pob Dim 11.30 who lost their money on Football Index. 8.55 Live. Bethan Rhys Roberts presents the weekly 11.35 12.00noon Newyddion 9.00 Peter Moore: Dyn Mewn Du. around the nation to discover how show featuring stories and in-depth interviews Meripwsan Sbridiri Newyddion CCTV is helping to bring criminals to S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Bwyd Bach Shumana a The story of Dylan Jones, the man tasked with about what is happening in Wales and why it Catrin 12.30 Garddio a Mwy 1.00 Prynhawn Da defending Peter Moore, the serial killer who 11.10 NEW justice. (R) 1.25am The 21.co.uk Live matters. Scam City: Money, Mayhem 1.55 Newyddion 2.00 LIVE Seiclo: Giro d’Italia terrorised north Wales during the 1990s. 10.00 Casino Show 3.25 Entertainment News and Maseratis. Double bill. Mobeen Azhar 4.30 Awr Fawr: Bing 4.35 Pablo 4.45 Sigldigwt Seiclo: Giro d’Italia. Highlights of stage 17 of the on 5 3.35 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the investigates the story of a 20-year-old medical 5.00 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Panda 5.25 Bwystfil 5.35 Grand Tour race, featuring a 193km route from student; Mobeen Azhar hopes to find answers Cath-Od 5.45 Boom! 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Cymoedd Canazei to Sega di Ala. 10.30 Mwy o Sgorio. Wild (R) 4.25 Get Your Tatts Out: for the people who believe they were scammed. Roy Noble. Roy concludes his journey in Celebrating the best of football in Wales and Kavos Ink (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R) 12.20am Subnormal: A British Scandal. Rhandirmwyn at Llyn Brianne. 6.30 Cerys beyond, plus a look back at the European 5.35-6.00am Great Scientists (R) Documentary. 1.20-6.00am BBC News Matthews a’r Goeden Faled. Cerys explores play-off semi-finals. 11.00pm-12.05am Ffit Cymru BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Escape to the Country (R) 7.15 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Garden Rescue (R) 8.00 All That 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer 11.00 Fraud Squad NHS Glitters: Britain’s Next Jewellery 10.00 This Morning Celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape (R) 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera Star (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 (R) Bargain Hunt (R) 12.15pm BBC News 12.15pm Politics Live Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00 Letterbox Gameshow. (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Ruhma supports 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.45 Doctors 1.30 Make Me a Dealer (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather Sid on the day of Lewis’ wake. 3.00 The Answer Trap Quiz show. 2.15 Great British Menu (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.15 Unbeatable Quiz show. 4.00 A Place in the Sun A 3.15 Springwatch 2021 The effects David and 3.00 Escape to the Country Jules 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal holiday home on Tenerife. of this year’s late spring. (R) his dealers are in Manchester. (R) Hudson searches for an 5.00 Four in a Bed The guests check equestrian property. (R) 4.15 Wild UK Exploring the 3.00 Tenable A family of five from in to the Cadillac Kustomz wildlife of the mountains. (R) 3.45 Garden Rescue Arit Anderson Bath compete on the show. (R) Hotel on the Isle of Bute. (R) and Harry and David Rich 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Beat the Chef A face-off transform a garden in Bath. 5.15 Flog It! In North Yorkshire. (R) 5.00 The Chase Tricia, Jonathan, against home cook Natalie 4.30 Antiques Road Trip Raj Bisram 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Katie and Will answer general Craig and chef Sophie Michell. and Paul Martin visit Dorset, Games With Andrea McLean. (R) knowledge questions and work 6.00 The Simpsons Marge joins an Devon and Somerset. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys as a team to take on the Chaser. online taxi service. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Michael Portillo tracks the River 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna and Summer 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Thames from east to west. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather keep the truth from Brody. (R) 7.00 The One Show Presented by 7.00 Britain’s Biggest Dig 7.00 Emmerdale Kim is terrified, 7.00 Channel 4 News Alex Jones and Jermaine Jenas. Professor Alice Roberts and and Manpreet is gutted. 8.00 Supervet Special: Saving 7.35 EastEnders Mila worries about Dr Yasmin Khan look at how 7.30 Keep, Chuck or Clean? The My Dog One of the most protecting Kioni as Kathy orders Birmingham became one of Big Clearout – Tonight emotional and heart-rending Bobby to look after her, while the most important industrial Reporter Angellica Bell stories ever filmed – the story Vinny wonders about his cities on the planet. (R) investigates what to do with all of Noel Fitzpatrick’s efforts brother’s mystery woman but 8.00 Springwatch 2021 (3/12) Chris our unwanted clutter and stuff. to save his own dog Keira, Kheerat refuses to kiss and tell. Packham and Michaela Strachan 8.00 Emmerdale Leyla and Andrea after she was struck by a van 8.00 Dragons’ Den (9/14) bring the latest dramas from the are worried, Wendy checks in right outside the practice. Multimillionaires Peter Jones, live nest cameras in Norfolk, and on Tracy, and Nate lends an ear. Having sustained challenging Deborah Meaden, Touker Iolo Williams heads to Loch 8.30 Australia with Julia injuries, Noel’s colleagues Suleyman, Tej Lalvani and Sara Fleet on Scotland’s east coast. Bradbury Julia drives along the worked tirelessly to repair Davies consider investing in 9.00 The Road to Partition Part Explorers Way to the world’s extensive internal damage. vitamin-infused coffee and one of two. On June 22, 1921, most isolated pub, visits the 9.00 21 Day Body Turnaround portable children’s suction mats. King George V and Queen Mary ancient landscape of the with Michael Mosley The 9.00 What Are We Feeding arrived in Belfast for the official Painted Hills and climbs the roof journalist and doctor asks five Our Kids? Documentary opening of the first Northern of the Oval sports stadium. (R) volunteers to put their lives in following Dr Chris van Tulleken Ireland parliament. Fearful for 9.00 Long Lost Family: What his hands as he attempts to turn as he investigates whether their lives, they had come to a Happened Next This week, their health around in just 21 ultra-processed and convenient city scarred by bitter sectarian Davina McCall and Nicky days. Initial testing reveals all of food could be causing obesity violence. One hundred years on, Campbell revisit the stories them to likely be at risk from in children, as he undergoes a this documentary explores the of Anne Clegg, Alice Jones debilitating conditions such as gruelling self-experiment that bitter communal violence that and Sharon Harte since they diabetes, high blood pressure, even shocks the scientists. led to the partition of Ireland. first appeared on the show. heart disease, and stress. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Mock the Week (3/13) Dara O 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 We Are Lady Parts (2/6) The 10.45 Question Time Fiona Bruce Briain and Hugh Dennis look 10.30 Regional News; Weather punk band members accost introduces the weekly topical back on the last seven days in 10.45 Unbelievable Moments Amina and make her an offer debate, with a panel of the company of Maisie Adam, Caught on Camera – if she auditions with them, politicians and other guests Angela Barnes, Rhys James, Extraordinary eyewitness they’ll set her up on a date with facing questions from an Robin Morgan and Ahir Shah. footage filmed by members of Ayesha’s hot brother. audience made up of members 10.30 Mandy DJ Iain Lee gets a call the public, including the story 10.30 Gogglebox TV critiques. (R) of the general public. from Mandy, who tells him how of a man who took a ‘pleasure 11.30pm First Dates Self-titled alpha 11.45pm Newscast Political chat, with she became trapped in a coffin, flight’ on a hang-glider. (R) male Josh is keen to find his very own Adam Fleming, Laura Kuenssberg and having been forced into a 11.40pm Cheat As the police try to Kardashian, while waxing entrepreneur Chris Mason. 12.15am A Question of robbery. Natalie Cassidy stars. (R) piece together the fatal sequence of Sherie is returning to the dating game Sport. Olympic heptathlon champion 10.45 Newsnight The day’s national events, both women come under the after several years away. (R) 12.30am Denise Lewis, rugby league great Paul and international news stories. spotlight, but have they got the right Tom Allen’s Quizness (R) 1.20 Ramsay’s Sculthorpe, former England striker 11.30pm Gods of Snooker A look at one? Final episode of the drama, Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 2.10 FILM Kevin Phillips and British javelin star Jimmy White’s quest for the world title. starring Katherine Kelly. (R) 12.30am Thappad (2020) Premiere. Indian drama, Goldie Sayers join Matt Dawson and (R) 12.30am Makeup: A Glamorous Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 starring Taapsee Pannu. ★★★ 4.30 Phil Tufnell and host Sue Barker on the History (R) 1.30 The Great British Sewing Martin & Roman’s Weekend Best! (R) Unreported World (R) 4.55 The £100k quiz. (R) 12.45 Weather for the Week Bee (R) 2.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Drop. Quiz show. (R) 5.45-6.00am Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News 3.00-6.15am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Thursday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Ever Decreasing MAY 27 Circles 8.40 Hi-de-Hi! 9.20 Only Fools and Horses FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 10.00 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.20 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine The Green Green Grass 12.00noon Still Open All Hours 12.40 Only Fools and Horses 1.20 Ever 11.15 Room to Improve (R) Decreasing Circles 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s 12.20pm 5 News at Lunchtime Army 3.20 The Green Green Grass 4.00 Still 12.25 George Clarke’s Build a Open All Hours 4.40 Last of the Summer Wine. New Life in the Country Double bill. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 The Green Green Grass 7.20 Only Fools and Horses 8.00 Dad’s 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Army. Double bill. 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.00 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Murder, They Hope 11.00 Harry Enfield and Chums. Double bill. 12.20am Peep Show 12.55 2.15 A Neighbour’s Obsession The Interviews 1.55 Peep Show 2.35 Richard E (2017/12) Thriller, starring Michael Grant on Ealing Comedies 3.25 Harry Enfield Welch and Haylie Duff. ★★★ and Chums 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 Jan and Jose take in a dog with 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting: Even a badly injured back leg. (R) Hurtier 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 12.00noon Cop Car Workshop 1.00 QI 2.00 Top 5.30 Neighbours Paul grows very Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. Double suspicious of Harlow. (R) bill. 4.00 Cop Car Workshop 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 What Are We Feeding Our Kids?, BBC One, 9pm Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? – The 6.00 Home and Away Leah tracks Unseen Bits 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI 1.20 Superstore 1.50 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.30 Boardwalk down Justin, and discovers 10.00 Meet the Richardsons. Double bill. 11.20 Double bill. 2.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The Sopranos. Double 3.15 3.30-7.00am he has double-dosed. (R) Sliced 12.00m’t Famalam. Double bill. 1.00 QI 2.00 Records FYI Extra Teleshopping bill. 7.50 Game of Thrones 9.00 Mare of Easttown 10.10 The Nevers 11.25 City on a Hill Headlines. Room 101 2.45 The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 6.30 5 News Tonight bill. 3.35 Drug Wars 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ITV3 12.35am Oz. Double bill. 2.50 Ray Donovan 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 4.00 The Guest Wing 5.00-6.00am The British 7.00 Gardening with Carol Klein DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 7.05 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.10 6.00am 7.10 Heartbeat 9.20 That’s My Boy 9.55 George and SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Carol catches up with projects Teleshopping Birds of a Feather. 10.30 12.40pm 301 401 she started at the beginning Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City Mildred Foyle’s War Heartbeat Sky Virgin 10.55 12.00noon 1.00 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic 7.30am Echo Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 9.10 Classic Casualty The Bill 3.50 of the season, including a Classic EastEnders 2.20 Doctor Finlay 3.20 All Coronation Street Agatha Christie’s Marple Stardust (2020/15) ★★ 11.05 The Roads Not Taken progress report on the new cut 4.20 5.25 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Vera 10.05 (2020/15) ★★★ 12.35pm Tremors: Shrieker Island Creatures Great and Small Dangerfield 12.25am 2.20 French Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Keeping Foyle’s War A Touch of Frost ITV3 (2020/12) ★★★ 2.20 Benny Loves You (2019/15) flower garden. Last in series. Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Followed by 5 News Update Up Appearances 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine ★★★ 4.05 Away (2019/U) ★★★ 5.25 Echo 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 116 9 24 107 Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 7.10 Knuckledust BBC FOUR Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 9.00 8.00 Kew Gardens: A Year in Taggart 1.35am The Bill 2.45 All Creatures Great 7.00pm 7.10 (2020/15) Stardust (2020/15) Drama, The Great British Parakeet Invasion with Johnny Flynn. ★★ 11.00 Rambo: Last Blood Bloom The staff have plenty and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Yorkshire Wolds Way with Paul Rose 7.40 The Joy (2019/18) ★★★ 12.45am Deep Murder (2019/18) of watering to do, along with 155 26 129 of Painting 8.10 All Creatures Great and Small YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin 9.00 FILM ★★ 2.15 The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ the regular weeding and 6.00am 8.00 Masked and Anonymous (2003/12) 3.50 ★★★ Deep Wreck Mysteries. Double bill. Satire, starring Bob Dylan. ★★ 10.40 Tangled Up Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020/12) maintenance, as Kew Gardens is Forbidden History 9.00 Impossible Engineering. 12.00m’t 5.40-7.10am Benny Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 11.00 with Dylan: The Ballad of AJ Weberman enduring a summer drought. Double bill. Great British Railway Journeys. Me, My Selfie and I with Ryan Gander 1.00 The Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Followed by 5 News Update Beauty of Anatomy 1.30 The Joy of Painting 2.00 11.00am ★★ 1.05pm Secrets of the Railways 2.00 Bangers and Cash 2.30-3.25am Distant Drums (1951/U) A 3.00 4.00 Yorkshire Wolds Way with Paul Rose Night to Remember (1958/PG) ★★★★ 3.45 The 9.00 Escape to the Farm with Abandoned Engineering War Factories Extra Life: A Short History of Living Longer 5.00 Nazi Murder Mysteries 6.00 Antiques Man Who Knew Too Much (1956/PG) ★★★★ Kate Humble (7/8) The 6.05 presenter is looking forward to Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys. SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Double bill. 8.00 Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 6.00am Bondi Rescue 7.00 Futurama 8.00 (2009/12) ★★ 9.00 Red Sparrow (2018/15) ★★★ warmer days and celebrates by 10.00 The Buildings That Fought Hitler 11.00 Nazi Monkey Life 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 11.45 Last Action Hero (1993/PG) ★★★ 2.20- kayaking down the River Wye Hunters. Double bill. 1.00am Deep Wreck Highway Cops 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double 4.00am Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000/15) ★★ 3.00-6.00am with her friend and expert Mysteries Teleshopping bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 S.W.A.T. 4.00 TALKING PICTURES 118 6 115 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 328 81 445 Graham Symmonds. Along the ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 6.30 8.00 Sky FV Virgin The Simpsons. Triple bill. An Idiot 6.00am ★★★ 7.40 way, they check out the wildlife, 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Abroad 2 9.00 There’s Something About Movies Crook’s Tour (1940/U) Talkies beautiful disused bridges and Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street. Double bill. 10.00 NEW Breeders. Return of the comedy, 7.45 The Angel with the Trumpet (1950/U) ★★★ 9.30 10.30 9.45 ★★★ 11.00 some unusual glacial boulders. Supermarket Sweep Secret Crush starring Martin Freeman and Daisy Haggard. Life in Danger (1959/PG) Funny 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 10.30 Redknapp’s Big Night Out 11.30 Intergalactic Face (1957/U) ★★★★★ 1.05pm Sons of the Sea Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen 12.30am Brit Cops: Rapid Response 1.30 The (1939/U) ★★★ 2.40 Gert & Daisy’s Weekend 10.00 Chronic Pain: How to Live DeGeneres Show 3.00 Ellen’s Game of Games Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the (1941/U) ★★★ 4.15 Hurricane Smith (1952/PG) With It This observational 4.00 Dress to Impress 5.00 Love Bites 6.00 Secret Week 2.30 S.W.A.T. 3.30 Road Wars 4.00 Highway ★★★★★ 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 Walk a documentary follows three Crush 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 Cops. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. Tightrope (1964/PG) ★★★ 8.00 Public Eye 9.00 Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. Romance on the Orient Express (1985/PG) ★★★ people who face chronic 9.00 Family Guy. Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 11.00 Jungle Street (1960/U) ★★★ 12.40am Salt of pain on a daily basis as they Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.20 American Dad! 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 the Earth (1953/PG) ★★ 2.30 Night Ride (1937/U) undergo new treatments they Double bill. 12.20am Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. Elementary 9.00 Oz. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter ★★★ 4.00 Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Burke’s Law have never tried before. 11.05pm A&E After Dark After being Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C 8.25 Rownd a Rownd. As he faces the reality a’r Tywydd 12.05 Adre 12.30 Heno 1.00 Prynhawn of his staffing problem, Philip realises that run over by a car on her birthday, Da 1.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.00 LIVE Glenda’s retirement will cost him dearly. Arthur 73-year-old Sue arrives by ambulance BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 4.30 4.35 hopes to make a small fortune when he sells 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today Seiclo: Giro d’Italia Awr Fawr: Timpo Caru Canu a Stori 4.45 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 Wyn’s ring. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 with spinal and head injuries, and Dr 1.55-2.00pm Bijou must act quickly to save her. (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: ITV Stwnsh: Pat a Stan 5.10 Ar Goll yn Oz 5.30 Cyfrinach y Bedd Celtaidd. Archaeologist Dr News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Lolipop 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Cymry ar Gynfas. Artist Iestyn Jones pursues a treasure that came to 12.05am Extreme Nightmare Tenants at Six 7.30-8.00 Wonders of the Border. Sean Will Rowlands sets out to capture singer and light in an insignificant field in 2018. 10.00 Seiclo: (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Fletcher concludes his journey along the Wales- politician Dafydd Iwan on canvas. Last in series. Giro d’Italia. Highlights of stage 18 of the Grand 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Ben England border. 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Arthur is having no luck Tour race, featuring a 228km route from Fogle: New Lives in the Wild (R) 4.00 10.45 Keep, Chuck or Clean? The Big Clearout in trying to sell the furniture. 6.57 Newyddion Rovereto to Stradella. 10.30-11.35pm Cynefin. – Tonight. Months of lockdown has meant S4C 7.00 Heno. Magazine programme, featuring Heledd Cynwal, Iestyn Jones and Sion Tomos Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (R) 4.45 tackling the clutter in our homes. Reporter stories from all over Wales. 7.30 Newyddion S4C Owen explore the history of Aberystwyth, Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Great Scientists Angellica Bell investigates what to do with all a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Sion suspects where Sion tells the tale of the ghost of a dog (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) our unwanted stuff. 11.10-11.40pm Welsh Lives that she’s damaging the reputation of the shop. with no head and a mysterious mermaid. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.15am Homes Under the Hammer 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the (R) 7.15 Garden Rescue (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Fraud Squad The Repair Shop (R) 9.00 BBC 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape NHS (R) 11.45 Close Calls: On News at 9 10.00 BBC News and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Camera (R) Bargain Hunt 12.15pm 1.00pm Letterbox Gameshow. (R) Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.30 Make Me a Dealer (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Quiz show. 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.45 Unbeatable 2.15 Great British Menu Double bill. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 3.00 The Answer Trap Steve and 2.30 Home Is Where the Art Is The South West chefs prepare 1.55 Regional News; Weather Works to celebrate a couple’s desserts; the two remaining Stella from Durham take on 25th wedding anniversary. (R) South West chefs compete. (R) 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Glasgow couple Ian and Suzy. Dickinson is joined by the 3.00 Escape to the Country A 3.15 Springwatch 2021 Chris 4.00 A Place in the Sun The search home in rural Somerset. (R) Packham and Michaela Strachan antiques dealers in Scarborough, for a property in Valencia. North Yorkshire. (R) 3.45 Garden Rescue The team examine the nests in Norfolk. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&B owners transform a garden in Liverpool. 4.15 Wild UK Colin Stafford-Johnson 3.00 Tenable Five family members meet up for a showdown. (R) 4.30 Antiques Road Trip Raj Bisram and Lucy Cooke examine from Glasgow take part. (R) 5.30 Beat the Chef Yemi King takes and Paul Martin’s extravaganza wildlife that live in cities. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. on chef Frederick Forster. concludes at a Palladian 4.45 Animal Park Behind the scenes 5.00 The Chase Krissy, Steven, 6.00 The Simpsons Moe falls in love mansion in the Cotswolds. at Longleat Safari Park. (R) Alice and Bryan take part. with a Nigerian princess. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 5.00 Athletics Coverage of the 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Brody has a big 6.00 BBC News; Regional News second meeting of the season. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather decision to make. (R) 7.00 The One Show Hosted by 7.00 Richard Osman’s House of 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon warns 7.00 Channel 4 News Alex Jones and Harry Judd. Games Andrea McLean, Adil Mack, Kim becomes suspicious, 7.30 Unreported World Jonathan 7.35 A Question of Sport Ray, Rita Simons and Phil Wang and Tracy is paranoid. Miller reports on the battle to With Tim Henman, Dion Dublin, test their knowledge in a series 7.30 Coronation Street Jenny is save Thailand’s wild tigers from Michael Vaughan and Scott of games, with the week’s shocked to discover the link poachers, who have made Quinnell. Last in series. champion set to be crowned. (R) between Harvey and Sharon. millions from their sinister and 8.05 Would I Lie to You? With 7.30 Inside Culture with Mary Daniel persuades Adam that sometimes deadly trade. Jay Blades, Sue Johnston, Alice Beard (3/6) A look at how they should offer themselves 8.00 Tom Allen’s Quizness Levine and Bob Mortimer. (R) age-blind casting, such as Ian as liver donors for Peter. Contestants’ general knowledge 8.35 EastEnders Kheerat enjoys McKellen in a new production 8.30 Van Der Valk When the brutal is put to the test as they play for making Suki squirm about his of Hamlet, can change the way murder of a fashion vlogger is the chance to win £25,000. dalliance with Sharon and we perceive creative work. broadcast live, Van der Valk and However, the more answers the Sonia tells Tiffany she is taking 8.00 Springwatch 2021 (4/12) Iolo his team find themselves drawn quizzers know, the dafter they it step by step with her dad. Williams tries to spot one of the into a world of catwalks and must look to prove it. 9.00 Have I Got News for You most photogenic birds in the UK double-dealing. There are 9.00 Friday Night Dinner: 10 (8/9) David Mitchell hosts the – the black-throated diver. Plus, suggestions that the killer is Years and a Lovely Bit of quiz, with panellists joining Ian updates from Chris Packham and protesting about ethical design Squirrel A celebration of Hislop and Paul Merton to poke Michaela Strachan in Norfolk. and sustainability – but a second Robert Popper’s comedy Friday fun at the latest headlines. 9.00 Gardeners’ World Monty murder at the live launch of a Night Dinner, to mark its 10-year 9.30 This Time with Alan Don gives advice on plants to new clothing range leads the anniversary. The sitcom, which Partridge (5/6) The use for foliage with tropical team to an anonymous street coined the catchphrase ‘lovely broadcaster takes to the skies proportions. Plus, Carol Klein artist, whose graffiti statements bit of squirrel’, centred on the with a flight in a spitfire. explores Oxford Botanic seem linked to both deaths. fortunes of the Goodman Comedy, starring Steve Coogan. Garden’s euphorbias. Drama, starring Marc Warren. (R) family and their neighbour Jim. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Later – with Jools Holland 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.30 Friday Night Dinner: Best 10.45 Avengers: Age of Ultron (3/6) The pianist welcomes 10.50 Regional News; Weather Eps Double bill. The first (2015/12) The superhero team singer songwriter Imelda 11.05pm The Jonathan Ross Show The of three favourite episodes faces a threat from within when May, along with musician and host welcomes actor and children’s of the award-winning comedy; Iron Man creates an artificial actor Little Simz, and rising author David Walliams and actress and the second of three favourite intelligence to take their place star Holly Humberstone. comedian Aisling Bea, while singer- episodes of the comedy. protecting the world. The 10.45 Newsnight The day’s events. songwriter and former Oasis guitarist 11.35pm Friday Night Dinner: Best Eps android grows resentful of his 11.20pm FILM Effie Gray (2014/12) A Noel Gallagher chats and performs in The last of three favourite episodes of creators, and decides his mission Victorian woman trapped in a loveless the studio. (R) 12.05am Alan Carr’s Epic the comedy about growing up but not is best accomplished by wiping marriage to an art critic creates scandal Gameshow – Celebrity Special. The growing away, as voted for by viewers. out the human race. Meanwhile, by demanding a divorce. Period drama, comedian hosts a special version of With Simon Bird, Tom Rosenthal and two vengeful superpowered starring Dakota Fanning and Emma Strike It Lucky, with pairings from The Tamsin Greig. (R) 12.10am FILM The twins seek to turn the Avengers Thompson. ★★★ 1.00am Battlestar Masked Singer, The Repair Shop and Inbetweeners Movie (2011/15) Comedy, against each other. Sci-fi Galactica. Double bill. The Cylons offer Love Island battling it out to win starring Joe Thomas. ★★★ 1.45 Before adventure sequel, with Robert Adama protection; the uprising leads £25,000 for charity. Can they avoid the We Die (R) 2.45 Come Dine with Me Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, to Tom Zarek staging a military coup. dreaded hotspots and come out on 5.05 Cook Clever, Waste Less with and Chris Evans. ★★★★ (R) 2.25 Saved By a Stranger (R) 3.25 top? (R) 1.00 Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Prue & Rupy (R) 5.30 Kirstie’s 12.55am Weather for the Week Ahead Great British Railway Journeys (R) Extra 3.15 Martin & Roman’s Weekend Handmade Treasures (R) 5.35-6.05am 1.00-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 3.55-6.45am This Is BBC Two Best! (R) 4.05-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Friday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Ever Decreasing MAY 28 Circles. Double bill. 8.40 Hi-de-Hi! 9.20 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses 10.00 Last of the Summer 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Wine. Double bill. 11.20 The Green Green Grass 12.00noon Still Open All Hours 12.40 Only Fools 11.15 Room to Improve (R) and Horses 1.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.00 12.20pm 5 News at Lunchtime Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s Army 3.20 The Green 12.25 George Clarke’s Build a Green Grass 4.00 Still Open All Hours 4.40 New Life in the Country Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 The Green Green Grass 7.20 Only 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Fools and Horses 8.00 Dad’s Army 8.40 Only 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Fools and Horses 10.25 Harry Enfield and Chums. Double bill. 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am My 2.15 A Deadly Seduction (2019/PG) Favourite Sketch 1.20 Peep Show 1.55 Richard E Thriller, starring Emma Bell Grant on Ealing Comedies 2.55 Harry Enfield and and Nick Ballard. ★★★ Chums. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 West Midlander Vince rushes to 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting: Even get his new bar ready. (R) Hurtier. Double bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Celebrity Storage Hunters 10.00 American 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Cop Car 5.30 Neighbours Harlow reels Workshop 1.00 QI 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s as Brent is arrested. (R) French Odyssey. Double bill. 4.00 Cop Car Friday Night Dinner: 10 Years and a Lovely Bit of Squirrel, Channel 4, 9pm Workshop 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 6.00 Home and Away Ziggy deflects Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. Kendrick. ★★★ 11.20 Family Guy. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.30 Tane’s question about why 9.00 QI 10.00 Gavin & Stacey. Triple bill. 12.00m’t 12.25am American Dad!. Double bill. 1.25 Bob’s Boardwalk Empire 5.40 The Sopranos 7.50 2.25 2.50 she broke up with Dean. (R) Meet the Richardsons 12.40 Would I Lie to You? Burgers. Double bill. Superstore Totally Game of Thrones 9.00 Domina. Double bill. 1.20 2.00 3.00 Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 ITV2 11.15 Oz 1.40am Ray Donovan 4.00 Richard E Headlines. Room 101 QI The Hurting: Even 3.30-12.40pm 6.30 5 News Tonight Hurtier. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Nightscreen Teleshopping Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am The British 119 10 117 7.00 Inside the Balmoral: DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 ITV3 Sky FV Virgin SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00am 7.10 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 7.05 Classic Sky 301 Virgin 401 Scotland’s Finest Hotel Teleshopping Birds of a Feather. 8.10 9.20 After four months of lockdown, Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City Emmerdale Heartbeat That’s My Boy 7.10am Knuckledust (2020/15) ★★★ 9.15 10.55 12.00noon 1.00 9.55 Man About the House 10.30 Foyle’s War Riverdance: The Animated Adventure (2021) Classic Casualty The Bill 12.40pm 1.45 the hotel emerges from Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Doctor Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale. 10.55 Away (2019/U) ★★★ 12.25pm The its enforced hibernation. 3.20 4.20 Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 2.10 Stardust Finlay All Creatures Great and Small 3.50 5.50 Followed by 5 News Update Dangerfield 5.25 As Time Goes By 6.00 Waiting Double bill. Agatha Christie’s Marple (2020/15) ★★ 4.10 Echo Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 6.40 7.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin. Double 6.00 Riverdance: The Animated Adventure (2021) for God Keeping Up Appearances Last 10.05 12.15am 8.00 Gregg Wallace’s Big of the Summer Wine. Comedy. 8.00 Father bill. Foyle’s War A Touch of Frost 7.45 Benny Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 9.30 2.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-7.00am Teleshopping Weekend Away (3/6) The Brown 9.00 Happy Valley 10.20 New Tricks Stardust (2020/15) ★★ 11.30 Rambo: Last Blood presenter visits Budapest, and 11.45 Taggart 1.55am The Bill 2.40 All Creatures 116 9 24 107 (2019/18) ★★★ 1.15am Deep Murder (2019/18) BBC FOUR Sky FV / Virgin ★★ 3.00 ★★★ enjoys three days exploring one Great and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm Pop Go the Sixties 7.05 Sings Dylan 2 Knuckledust (2020/15) 8.05 9.00 FILM 5.00-6.45am Echo Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ of the most popular city break YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Top of the Pops: 1991. Double bill. Don’t Look Back (1967/PG) Bob Dylan’s 1965 tour Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 destinations in eastern Europe. 6.00am Deep Wreck Mysteries. Double bill. 8.00 ★★★★★ 10.30 FILM4 9.00 of Britain. Documentary. 11.00am Donovan’s Reef (1963/U) ★★★ 1.15pm In Followed by 5 News Update Forbidden History Impossible Engineering. Omnibus: Getting to Dylan – The Interview 11.00 Double bill. 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys. Harm’s Way (1965/PG) ★★★★ 4.35 The Hound Arena: Bob Dylan – Trouble No More 12.00m’t ★★★★★ 6.20 9.00 The World’s Most Scenic Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 1.00 of the Baskervilles (1959/PG) Star 2.00 Singer-Songwriters at the BBC Sings Dylan 2 Trek (2009/12) ★★★★ 9.00 The Hobbit: An Railway Journeys (3/7) Secrets of the Railways Bangers and Cash 2.00-3.35am FILM Don’t Look Back (1967/PG) 3.00 Abandoned Engineering 4.00 Living With Unexpected Journey (2012/12) Fantasy adventure. Cameras follow a train route Bob Dylan’s 1965 tour of Britain. ★★★★★ ★★★★ 12.20am ★★★ from Bergen to Oslo, through Hitler 5.00 Nazi Murder Mysteries 6.00 Antiques Daybreakers (2009/15) Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys. SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 2.15-4.00am Paranormal Activity: The Marked the extraordinary mountains Double bill. 8.00 Planet Earth 9.01 Secrets of the 6.00am Bondi Rescue 7.00 Futurama 8.00 Ones (2014/15) Horror sequel. ★★ 10.00 of southern Norway in winter. Transport Museum Bangers and Cash. Monkey Life 9.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 TALKING PICTURES This train travels daily to the Triple bill. 1.00am Deep Wreck Mysteries. Highway Cops 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double 328 81 445 Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 Sky FV Virgin country’s capital, and first stop is 4.00 5.00 6.00am Glimpses: Festival of Britain 1951 6.05 The 118 6 115 S.W.A.T. Modern Family. Double bill. 7.55 Dale – a place where Norway’s ITV2 Sky FV Virgin The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 World Owes Me a Living It’s All Over Town famous knitters design and craft 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 The Simpsons. Four episodes. 8.30 Modern (1964/12) ★★★ 9.05 Blowing Wild (1953/PG) 9.00 ★★★ 10.50 ★★★ the country’s famous jumpers. Emmerdale. Double bill. You’ve Been Family 9.00 Intergalactic 10.00 The Late Late The Firechasers (1970/PG) Framed! Gold 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 11.00 12.55pm Sewers of Gold (1979/PG) ★★★ 3.00 Secret Crush 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm There’s Something About Movies 12.00m’t Appointment with Venus (1951/U) ★★★ 4.45 10.00 Britain’s Favourite 90s Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.30 You’ve Been Bloods 12.30 Redknapp’s Big Night Out 1.30 NCIS: Look at Life 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.00 The Songs (3/10) Revisiting the Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show Los Angeles. Double bill. 3.30 Road Wars 4.00 Magic Box (1951/U) ★★★★ 8.10 Inferno (1953/PG) musical highs of 1992, the year 3.00 Ellen’s Game of Games 4.00 Dress to Highway Cops. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. ★★★ 9.55 Witchfinder General (1968/15) Impress 5.00 Love Bites 6.00 Secret Crush 7.00 ★★★★★ 11.40 Night of the Eagle (1961/15) ★★★ Wet Wet Wet, Right Said Fred, You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 Superstore 8.00 SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 1.25am Memories of Lindsay Anderson 2.30 Shakespears Sister and the Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 9.00 FILM Pitch 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 Randle & All That 2.50 Van der Valk 5.00 Turn of Shamen dominated the charts. Perfect 2 (2015/12) Comedy sequel, starring Anna Elementary. Double bill. 9.00 Oz. Double bill. Fate 5.30-6.00am The Capone Investment 11.30pm Mariah: The Diva, The Documentary Age of Ultron (2015/12) Adventure, with Robert 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Demons, The Drama Variations 8.00 charting the rise and fall of Mariah Downey Jr. ★★★★ 1.55-6.00am BBC News S4C a’r Tywydd Codi Hwyl America. John ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Pierce Jones and Dilwyn Morgan visit Wales in Carey’s life and career, offering first BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: Wisconsin. Last in series. 8.25 NEW Eisteddfod 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today 7.35 Weatherman News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales hand accounts of her breakdown. (R) at Six 10.50-11.05pm ITV News Cymru Wales T 2021. A taster of what to expect at the Walking: The Welsh Coast. Derek Brockway 8.55 1.25am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 6.00am 12.00noon Eisteddfod T 2020. Newyddion S4C a’r walks from the Dale Peninsula to West Dale S4C Cyw Newyddion S4C Tywydd 9.00 Y Wal Goch. With Brett Johns, 12.05 1.00 3.25 Entertainment News on 5 3.35 Ben Bay. 8.05-8.35 A Question of Sport. With Tim a’r Tywydd Ffit Cymru Prynhawn Da Cath Ayers and John Hartson. 10.00 Seiclo: Fogle: New Lives in the Wild. Double Henman, Dion Dublin, Michael Vaughan and 1.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.00 LIVE Giro d’Italia. Highlights of stage 19 of the bill. The adventurer meets a family Scott Quinnell. Last in series. 10.45 Young, Seiclo: Giro d’Italia 4.30 Awr Fawr: Peppa 4.35 Grand Tour race, featuring a 178km route from who live in the wilds of north-west Welsh and Bossin’ It. The entrepreneurs Llan-ar-goll-en 4.50 Sion y Chef 5.00 Stwnsh: Abbiategrasso to Alpe di Mera. 10.30-11.35pm prepare to capitalise on Valentine’s Day, with Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Y Dyfnfor 5.35 Cic 5.55 Sioe Fach Fawr. Owain Williams follows the Canada; Ben journeys to Ireland’s Bridgend-based Scott ordering in 1,500 Ffeil 6.00 Y Sioe Fwyd. With guest Huw preparations by the community in and around Atlantic coastline. (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS hand-decorated love-themed doughnuts. 11.15 Stephens. 6.30 Garddio a Mwy. Sioned Edwards Penmachno as they come together to celebrate (R) 5.35-6.00am Great Scientists (R) Elis James: Football Nation 11.45 FILM Avengers: visits the beautiful gardens at Plas Brondanw. the local talent and stage a Big Little Show. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.45am Wild & Weird (R) 7.00 The 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 6.05am Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Kitchen Live. Cookery show. Dengineers (R) 7.30 The Dog Ate Martin & Roman’s Weekend 8.50 The Big Bang Theory (R) 11.30 Nadiya’s British Food My Homework (R) 8.00 Blue Best! 9.25 James Martin’s 10.35 The Simpsons. Three Adventure (R) 12.00noon Peter: Out and About in Search Saturday Morning 11.35 John episodes. (R) 12.00noon Homes Under the Hammer (R) of Wildlife! (R) 8.25 Deadly 60 and Lisa’s Weekend Kitchen Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather on a Mission (R) 9.00 Human 12.40pm James Martin’s French 1.00 Four in a Bed Five episodes. (R) Universe (R) Mountain 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 10.00 Adventure (R) 3.30 A Place in the Sun An Edinburgh Gorilla. Documentary. (R) Makeover show, 1.10 ITV News; Weather couple search for a holiday 2.00 Garden Rescue FILM (1947/U) Drama, home in the Algarve. (R) with Charlie Dimmock. (R) 11.00 Tycoon 1.25 ITV Racing: Live from starring John Wayne. ★★ Haydock Featuring coverage 4.30 George Clarke’s Amazing 2.45 Escape to the Country (R) 1.10pm John Wayne: Talking Pictures of today’s race meetings. Spaces George meets a 3.40 Money for Nothing (R) A profile of John Wayne. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point: Best Ever Finals man transforming a Reliant 4.25 To Be Announced 2.00 Springwatch Wildlife series. (R) Coin-drop quiz show. (R) Robin into a camper. (R) 5.15 BBC News; Regional News 3.00 Your Home Made Perfect (R) 4.30 ITV News; Weather 5.30 Johnny Vegas: Carry on 5.35 Pointless Celebrities A 4.00 Great British Photography 4.45 Regional News; Weather Glamping After two years star-studded version of the Challenge (R) 5.00 The Chase Celebrity Special during which Johnny has seen his plans for his glampsite hit by general knowledge quiz. 5.00 The Battle of the River Plate Celebrity version of the quiz. (R) 6.20 Keeping Faith Lawyer, wife and problems, he is finally ready for (1956/U) Second World War 6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase Stephen the unveiling. Last in series. (R) mother Faith Howells is drawn adventure, with John Gregson Mulhern hosts a celebrity into a mystery. Last in series. and Anthony Quayle. ★★★ special of the gameshow. 6.30 Channel 4 News Headlines. 7.05 The Wall Gameshow which 7.00 Great British Railway 7.00 The Masked Dancer A 7.00 The Windsors: Inside the sees contestants answer Journeys Michael Portillo selection of celebrity contestants Royal Dynasty (4/6) This questions that combine uncovers how the nation’s perform unique dances, whilst episode focuses on the great knowledge, strategy and luck for railways have influenced society, covered from head to toe pressure Prince Charles came the chance to win life-changing comparing his journey with in extravagant, colourful under to marry and produce an prizes. Hosted by Danny Dyer. George Bradshaw’s guidebook. costumes and face masks heir for the Windsor dynasty. 7.50 I Can See Your Voice Paddy 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy leaving the viewers and star 8.00 The Diana Interview: The McGuinness hosts the mystery with the Home Guard during panel to guess their identities. Truth Behind the Scandal singing gameshow, in which the Second World War, starring 8.30 Beat the Chasers – The fallout from the inquiry into contestants aided by a celebrity Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, Celebrity Special Martin Bashir’s 1995 Panorama panel must spot good singers Ian Lavender and Clive Dunn. (R) Contestants from across the UK special with Diana, Princess of without hearing them. 8.00 Top of the Pops Music show take on a team consisting of five Wales, with revelations, 8.40 Casualty Double bil. Hospital featuring studio performances, of the Chasers, hoping to win reflections and interviews with drama with the staff of Holby’s videos, celebrity interviews and big money. Bradley Walsh hosts. those directly affected. (R) accident and emergency archive footage of hits. (R) 9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show 9.00 Three Billboards Outside department as they deal with 9.00 Cher at the BBC The singer The host welcomes another Ebbing, Missouri (2017/15) more sick and injured patients and actor’s career tracked in batch of celebrity guests Grieving mother Mildred Hayes archive from performances, to his famous green room, has suffered an unimaginable interviews and news clips. including leading lights from personal loss, and hatches an TV and film, before subjecting idea that drags the residents them to a no-holds-barred of Ebbing, Missouri into a bout of questioning. Plus, maelstrom of revenge. Crime musical performances by drama, starring Frances A-list bands and solo artists. McDormand. ★★★★★ 10.00 BBC News; Weather 10.00 Moonstruck (1987/PG) A 10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.15pm FILM The Take (2016/15) An 11.50pm MOTD Top 10: Champions widow agrees to marry an older 10.50 When English Football American pickpocket in Paris Gary Lineker is joined by Micah man – only to fall head over Ruled Europe Two-part accidentally steals some top secret Richards and Alan Shearer to count heels in love with his brother. documentary examining English information, and finds himself on down 10 of the greatest Premier Romantic comedy, with Cher clubs’ dominance of the the run from the CIA. The agent in League champions. 12.20am FILM and Nicolas Cage. ★★★★ European Cup competition charge of the investigation recruits the Foxcatcher (2014/15) A reclusive, 11.40pm FILM Film Stars Don’t Die in between 1977 and 1984. (R) thief’s help when he discovers a eccentric millionaire persuades an Liverpool (2017/15) Real life proves to 11.50pm The Masked Dancer A sinister conspiracy that threatens Olympic gold-medal-winning wrestler be just as dramatic off-screen as it selection of celebrity contestants both of them. Action thriller, starring to join his personal team. Initially does on it for aging Hollywood perform unique dances, whilst covered Idris Elba and Richard Madden. ★★★ flattered by the attention lavished superstar Gloria Grahame and her from head to toe in extravagant, 1.00am FILM 24 Hour Party People upon him by his wealthy new friend, much younger lover, Peter Turner. As colourful costumes and face masks (2002/18) Biopic of Factory Records the grappler flourishes – but tension their mismatched romance waxes and leaving the viewers and star panel to founder Tony Wilson, the man behind soon grows between them when his wanes over time, events conspire to guess their identities. (R) 1.20am Home Manchester’s Hacienda nightclub and brother is employed as a coach, a keep them in each other’s lives even Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Britain’s bands including Joy Division and situation that leads to tragedy. when it proves to be difficult and Brightest Family. Families from across Happy Mondays. With Steve Coogan Fact-based drama, starring Steve demanding. Romantic drama, starring the country take part in a knock-out and John Simm. ★★★★★ 3.00 Ramsay’s Carell. ★★★★ 2.25 Weather for the Jamie Bell and Annette Bening. ★★★ tournament. (R) 3.40-6.00am ITV Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 3.50- Week Ahead 2.30-6.00am BBC News 1.20-6.30am This Is BBC Two Nightscreen. Information service. 6.00am Hollyoaks. Omnibus. (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Saturday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Ever Decreasing MAY 29 Circles 7.55 2point4 Children 8.35 We Have Been FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Watching 9.40 Only Fools and Horses. Eight 6.00am Milkshake! Including at: episodes. 4.00pm Ricky & Ralf’s Very Northern Road Trip. Double bill. 6.00 Murder, They Hope 6.05 Mya Go (R) 6.10 Peppa Pig 7.00 Only Fools and Horses. Five episodes. 10.20 (R) 6.20 Bob the Builder (R) All Round to Mrs Brown’s 11.35 The Cockfields. 9.35 Floogals (R) 9.45 Ben Triple bill. 1.35am Bottom 2.50 Richard E Grant and Holly’s Little Kingdom on Ealing Comedies 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 10.15 The Loud House (R) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Rick Stein’s French 10.25 Entertainment News on 5 Odyssey. Double bill. 10.00 Storage Hunters UK. 10.30 To Be Announced Double bill. 11.00 Cop Car Workshop 12.00noon Top Gear 1.00 Rick Stein’s French Odyssey. 10.45 Friends Six episodes. (R) Double bill. 2.00 Top Gear 3.20 Fast Justice 4.20 1.45pm Gallagher Premiership Rugby Secrets of the Supercars 5.20 Top Gear 7.00 Union Harlequins v Bath Gavin & Stacey. Triple bill. 9.00 FILM Bad Boys (kick-off 2.00pm). Coverage (1995/18) Action thriller, starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. ★★★★ 11.25 Live at the of the match from the 20th Apollo 12.25am Have I Got a Bit More News for round of fixtures, which comes You 1.25 Mock the Week 2.15 Room 101 2.45 from Twickenham Stoop. The Hurting: Even Hurtier. Double bill. 3.35 Keeping Faith, BBC1, 6.20pm 4.00 To Be Announced Brojects in the House 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 (2019/PG) Premiere. The British monarch’s most 143 20 130 ITV3 beloved dog loses track of his owner and 6.00 Cruising with Jane McDonald DRAMA Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Outside Edge 6.30 Coronation Street The singer goes on a series of 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Where the Heart Is. 9.20 FILM embarks on an epic journey. Animated comedy, Charade (1963/PG) Romantic thriller, with the voice of Julie Walters. ★★★ 10.00 Five episodes. 12.00noon Sharpe 2.00 Birds of a with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. voyages around the world. (R) Feather 3.00 Rosemary & Thyme. Triple bill. 6.00 Rambo: Last Blood (2019/18) Action thriller ★★★★★ 11.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Triple bill. ★★★ The Brokenwood Mysteries 8.00 Shakespeare & 5.00pm 11.00 sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone. 7.00 Our Yorkshire Farm Midsomer Murders. Triple bill. 11.45 Deep Murder (2018/18) Horror comedy, Hathaway – Private Investigators. Frank and Lu Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.00am Sanditon 2.00 starring Quinn Beswick. ★★ 1.25am The Sinners Documentary following hill must track down a vital witness in a crown That’s My Boy 2.30-6.55am Teleshopping shepherds Amanda and Clive court trial. Comedy drama, starring Mark Benton (2020/15) ★★ 3.15 Benny Loves You (2019/15) Owen, who live on one of the and Jo Joyner. 9.00 Rebus 10.35 Wallander BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 ★★★ 5.10-7.05am Stardust (2020/15) ★★ 12.35am The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 2.40 7.00pm most remote farms in Britain How the Celts Saved Britain. Double bill. Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Birds of a Feather 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Blinded: Those Who Kill. Double bill. 10.30 FILM4 with their nine children. (R) 11.00am The Core (2003/12) ★★★ 1.40pm 155 26 129 To Be Announced 12.10-3.10am The Killing 8.00 To Be Announced YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin Mother’s Day (2016/12) ★★ 3.55 Home Alone 2: 6.00am Deep Wreck Mysteries 7.10 Britain’s SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Lost in New York (1992/PG) Comedy sequel, 9.00 The Queen Mother: Biggest Warship Goes to Sea 8.00 Bangers and 6.00am Monkey Life. Four episodes. 8.00 KIDZ starring Macaulay Culkin. ★★★ 6.15 Star Trek The Reluctant Queen (2/3) Cash. Nine episodes. 5.00pm Great British BOP Live In Concert. Four episodes. 9.00 Into Darkness (2013/12) Sci-fi adventure sequel, Documentary examining Railway Journeys. Six episodes. 8.00 One Foot in Modern Family 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Four starring Chris Pine. ★★★★ 9.00 The Hobbit: The the life of Elizabeth Angela the Grave 10.00 How the Beatles Changed the episodes. 3.00pm Take That: Odyssey Greatest Desolation of Smaug (2013/12) Fantasy adventure World 12.30am Sounds of the Sixties 1.00 Deep Hits Live 4.15 The Simpsons. Eight episodes. 8.00 sequel, starring Martin Freeman. ★★★★ 12.10am Marguerite Bowes-Lyon, who Wreck Mysteries 2.00 Britain’s Biggest Warship There’s Something About Movies 9.00 FILM One Cut of the Dead 1.50-3.50am Paranormal married George VI and later Goes to Sea 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Ghostbusters II (1989/PG) Supernatural comedy Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015/15) ★★ known as the Queen Mother sequel, starring Bill Murray. ★★★ 11.00 ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 TALKING PICTURES when her daughter Elizabeth Intergalactic 12.00m’t Redknapp’s Big Night Out 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Triple bill. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 3.00 S.W.A.T. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 ascended the throne. 9.35 Dress to Impress. Double bill. 11.35 Take Me 4.00-6.00am Highway Patrol. Four episodes. 6.00am Glimpses 6.05 The Headless Ghost Out 12.50pm In for a Penny 1.25 FILM Alvin and (1959/PG) ★★ 7.20 Who Goes Next? (1938/PG) the Chipmunks (2007/U) Children’s comedy, SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 ★★★ 9.00 Superman 9.10 The Cisco Kid 9.45 starring Jason Lee. ★★ 3.15 FILM Nanny McPhee 6.00am Elementary. Triple bill. 9.00 Boardwalk Mystery on Bird Island (1954/U) ★★★ 11.00 The (2005/U) Period fantasy, starring Emma Empire. Five episodes. 3.15pm The Sopranos. Five Lone Ranger 11.30 Radar Men from the Moon Thompson. ★★★ 5.20 FILM Sherlock Gnomes episodes. 9.00 City on a Hill 10.05 Game of 11.45 Flip Flap 12.00noon A Challenge for Robin (2018/U) Animated comedy, featuring the voice Thrones. Five episodes. 4.05-6.00am Elementary Hood (1967/PG) ★★ 2.00 Uncle Silas (1947/PG) of James McAvoy. ★★★ 7.10 FILM Gulliver’s Period drama, starring Jean Simmons. ★★★ 4.05 Travels (2010/PG) Fantasy comedy, starring Jack SKY CINEMA PREMIERE The Beachcomber (1954/U) Romantic drama, Black. ★★ 9.00 FILM The Fast and the Furious Sky 301 Virgin 401 starring Glynis Johns and Robert Newton. ★★ (2001/15) An undercover cop infiltrates the 6.45am Riverdance: The Animated Adventure 5.45 Look at Life 6.00 Scotland Yard 6.35 world of illegal street racing in search of a (2021) 8.30 The Queen’s Corgi (2019/PG) ★★★ Dangerous Voyage (1954/U) Thriller, starring hijacking ring, but starts to question his loyalties. 10.00 The Roads Not Taken (2020/15) ★★★ 11.40 William Lundigan. ★★★ 8.05 An Inspector 10.00 To Be Announced Thriller, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Benny Loves You (2019/15) ★★★ 1.25pm Echo Calls (1954/PG) Drama, starring Alastair Sim. 1.00am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Michelle Rodriguez. ★★★★ 11.05 Family Guy. Boomers (2020/15) ★★★ 3.05 Stardust (2020/15) ★★★★ 9.40 The Silent Partner (1978/18) Crime Double bill. 12.05am American Dad!. Double bill. Drama, starring Johnny Flynn. ★★ 5.00 thriller, starring Elliott Gould. ★★★ 11.50 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 1.00 Celebrity Karaoke Club 2.00 Iain Stirling’s Riverdance: The Animated Adventure (2021) The Upturned Glass (1947/PG) Drama, starring 3.10 FILM Killing Season (2013/15) CelebAbility 2.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness Family animation, with the voice of Pierce James Mason. ★★★ 1.35am Islands in the Stream An American military veteran living a World Records 3.10 FYI Extra 3.25 ITV2 Brosnan. 6.50 Away (2019/U) Silent animated (1976/PG) ★★★ 3.40 Burma Victory (1945) reclusive life in the Appalachian Nightscreen 3.30-3.30am Teleshopping family adventure. ★★★ 8.20 The Queen’s Corgi ★★★★ 5.00-6.00am The Detectives mountains befriends a Serbian tourist. However, he discovers his new friend Cath-Od 9.35 Potsh. Four inexperienced from their past. 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Mind. 9.30 The Life Scientific. 9.59 5 Live Rugby Union. 10.00 Match Of 10.32 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Whiley’s Shiny Happy Playlist. 7.30 11.00 Night Tracks. 12.30-6.30am 12.04 Snowflake. 12.18 Call You Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. The Day: Top 10. 10.30 Colin Murray. Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 3.32 Jo Whiley. 9.00 The Jazz Show With Through The Night. RADIO 4 And Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The 10.45 Book At Bedtime: Snowflake. 1.00-5.00am Dotun Adebayo. Nick Grimshaw. 5.45 Newsbeat. Jamie Cullum. 10.00 Trevor Nelson’s (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News World At One. 1.45 Piccadilly. 2.00 11.00 Fortunately. 11.30 Today In RADIO SCOTLAND (FM: 6.00 Radio 1’s Future Sounds With Rhythm Nation. 12.00m’t OJ Borg. Briefing. 5.43 Prayer For The Day. The Archers. 2.15 Drama: My Friend, Parliament. 12.00m’t News And 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries Vick Hope. 8.00 Rickie, Melvin And 3.00 First Name Basis With Kelsea 5.45 Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet Of Marie Antoinette. 3.00 Short Cuts. 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MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) Annie Mac. 8.00 Rickie, Melvin And OJ Borg. 3.00 Sounds Of The 90s (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News Through The Woods. 3.00 Money 12.00m’t News And Weather. 12.30 6.00am Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 Charlie. 10.00 Radio 1’s Future Artists With Fearne Cotton. 4.00-6.30am Briefing. 5.43 Prayer For The Day. 5.45 Box Live. 3.30 All In The Mind. 4.00 Book Of The Week: Here’s The Story. Mornings. 12.00noon Lunchtime Live. With Jack Saunders. 12.00m’t Benji Vanessa Feltz. RADIO 3 (FM: Farming Today. 5.58 Tweet Of The Thinking Allowed. 4.30 The Media 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As 1.30 The Afternoon Show With Grant B. 2.00 The Radio 1 Interview. 2.15 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. Day. 6.00 Today. 8.31 (LW) Yesterday Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping BBC World Service. 5.20-5.30am Stott. 4.00 Drivetime. 6.00 Get It On Radio 1 Playlists. 2.30 Radio 1’s Chill 9.00 Essential Classics. 12.00noon In Parliament. 9.00 More Or Less. 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There are plenty of visitors to our columnist’s three ponds this week, although some guests are turning out to be hardier than others Illustration by Susan Hellard

here’s a flurry of feathered activity wondering how any moorhen chicks ever place to put the nursery, when there are four here in Herefordshire. The Canada manage to reach adulthood. No surprise resident dogs who love to eat eggs and no geese, Patsy and Eddie, have their average lifespan is only three years. water nearby to take the ducklings swimming. T returned to the big pond and, I suspect, if they manage to avoid being I called Willow to see what I had found after their disastrous attempt at picked off by predators (as it would seem the and, to our dismay, we discovered three parenthood last year (the first clutch of eggs adults are hard of hearing), they die of stress. eggs apart from the others in Mrs Mallards laid in the bulrushes were promptly eaten by Random mallards are enjoying swimming “practice nest”. Naturally, Willow had to Mr Fox, the second successfully hatched, but galas on the big pond, but our annual visit “save” them, even though I suspected the the goslings were lost on their first outing), we from the couple we affectionately call Mr and duck had discarded them for a reason and, are all praying the geese will be more cautious Mrs Mallard has been a different experience for all we knew, they had been left alone and with their children this year and we won’t need this year. Instead of nesting on the moat pond out in the cold for some time. to tie helium balloons to the necks of their and taking showers under the fountain in the Willow wrapped the eggs in cotton wool infants in order to find them when the parents fish pond (so many ponds to choose from), and hay and put them in the pocket of her misplace them in 20 acres of standing hay. Mrs Mallard surprised us all by building a hoodie, telling them, “I will save you, my The pair are very excited about the newly beautiful nest on the floor of the hay store, children,” and off we marched to find the accessible ponds which we cleared from where she had been carefully concealing her incubator. Sadly, the incubator had gone far overgrown brambles and sludge and have eggs under hay for some time. I didn’t even past its sell-by date – the lid was cracked been spotted gliding about on all three. First notice it was there until she quacked her and it didn’t take power, so there was only signs are good, as nobody has seen their annoyance and waddled out as I walked in to one thing for it. The eggs were housed in the nest (although Patsy is just dim enough to make up hay nets last weekend. There were boiler room for the night while we waited for lay her eggs straight into the water) and with seven eggs! And I could only think what a daft a new one to arrive. any luck, if they do manage to hold on to any You know how it is when you see babies, they will take the kids for a stroll to something on the internet and it looks huge, the next body of water and not a hike but doesn’t quite deliver in the flesh? across the fields! Well, what I thought would be an The terrible moorhen mother is enormous dome-shaped hot house also twittering about the big pond for hatchlings is more like an oval like a neurotic nomad, often running egg box with a clear plastic lid. along the water’s edge in a flap, The heating element is so rubbish, holding up her black feather skirt I’ve been reduced to plugging it in while her long, stick-like legs sprint on the worktop so I can position it to and fro and her beak never stops next to the Aga for borrowed heat, squeaking. It’s as though she’s praying it will keep the eggs just yelling, “Kids! Kids! Where are warm enough until a replacement you?!” Meanwhile, her children, incubator for the replacement who haven’t seen her for hours, incubator arrives. are caught up in the reeds on I know, all this for three duck the opposite bank, calling eggs which may have been back, “At last! Where have you no-hopers from the start. But been?!” as they scramble to I remember the many chicks get to open water and move and ducklings we hatched like little fluffy black skimming when the girls were little. stones towards her. Usually, The wonder of watching a just in time for her to disappear little life emerge from an egg again. As I watched the poor is a glorious thing to witness, little chicks exhaust themselves so we’ll try our best. Besides, hunting their mother, and the with Patsy’s track record, even mother apparently turn herself if our duck eggs don’t hatch, inside out looking for her we might scoop a floating goose S SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA children, I couldn’t help egg from the pond! ●

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