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What may come up next?aren’t thinkingThey too hard about it. “I just want to be alive and playrock n roll,” says Rojas.islands the in Like occurs the that sky orange – sometimes at sunrise, sometimes something is day by day – sunset at new. band, band, the music comes first. “This is a crazy, fickle business,” says “The bot McMurray. product; the is line tom con can we what that’s trol.” product that improve to something fans give and new, The Informants pull from many influ ences. Vocalist Kerry Pastine follows in the footsteps of powerful female sing ers the from ‘40s and ‘50s, pouring and melodies soulful into heart her sassily rocking out, while guitarist gods, guitar channels Shellooe Paul new and music, surf and Rockabilly drummer Nate Nicholson brings a double-bass drum, Rock edge. Diversity is part and parcel to The Informants’ sound, and the result is a nostalgic reinterpretation of a musical heritage. “There’s a com “As McMurray. says thread,” mon the old saying goes ‘Blues is is the fruit.’” rest the root, the ------Dragons Skulls • Fairies 342 North Avenue • 523-7247 Avenue 342 North Gargoyles • Egyptian Rojas believes “Dat Iz VooDoo” The metamorphosis of The around songs that were meant to be played live. The progressionalso brings the band’s social and political consciousness into sharp er focus as well. Not one to avoid over “the calls he what discussing tones of everyday life in the third world,” Rojas takes on the social injustice and political corruption of his homeland the only way he can – through music. “Yesterdays drives and home Tomorrows” this and rhythm rapid-fire a with point blistering guitar riffs. not only makes a political state- orig band’s the to true stays it ment, inal formula, something he terms “romantic angst, life and death.” the to homage pays also album The band’s influences, with a cover of the Scorpions’ “Is There Anybody There?” With a decidedly reggae tone, The Orange Skyinterpretation, an be version to meant really is just compromise, a “Not Rojas. says Crime Scene Queen, the band’s full-speed ahead maintainsmen tality, channeling bygone days of Blues, Soul and Gospel Rockabilly, into a solid representation of the band’s evolution. “When we did the first album, we went straight down the middle McMurray. Mac ofbassist says SwingBlues,” and went just we continuation; a is “This a little further afield.” Informants, fromrecording artist to seriousbar force to band tobe reckoned with, in such a short period of time is due in part to the inherent philosophy of the musi cians involved. Distractions exist, as they always do, but the focusof the band is to continue to pro duce quality music. members Theare all talented artists sevenin their own rights, who collaborate to provide fans with exactly what they expect – outstanding music, lyrics and vocals, wrapped up in a good time, from CD to live show. In spite of everything involved in recording gigging, a of business the ------Today the band has released four full length albums, albums, length full four released has band the Today now is Otep that announced was it 2009, 6, April On and one EP. They have toured to support the release of of release the support to toured have They EP. one and all their full length they releases; on currently are the 2010. Rise, Rebel, Resist tour as of February April 7, On Records. 2009 signed Shamaya to Victory announced that the new album will also band mark the reunit ing with former members Mark “Moke” Bistany on drums andRob Patterson on Otep guitar. stat ed a song titled “ R i s e , Resist” R efrom bthe e l , Monday, June 7th. Monday, So far the second chance is work is chance second the far So with grow to continues drop That The band’s current album, “Dat The band’s “ascension” has con- “Upstairs,” in 2006. But what goes up sometimes must come down. “The label went bankrupt,” says Rojas, “and we went back to the islands. This is a second chance.” ing out rather well for The Orange from new representation With Sky. Star City Recording, a new album, and X, Kings supporting tour U.S. a base, fan American ever-growing an Orange Sky is well on their way to living the rock and roll dream. In fact, maybe they already are – at least their version of it. “We just“Seeing Rojas. says playing,” enjoy America out the windshield of our van and putting our drop in thebucket of music.” every U.S. stop. Receptive crowds some have popularity growing and what taken the band by surprise. is live Sky Orange shouldn’t. it But Orange Sky at their best. The live accord primal,” “extremely is show ing to Rojas. “That connection we make with the crowd is beyondwords, the deepest exchange,” he says. wasIz VooDoo,” written with this believes Rojas mind. in perspective it is progressive work, centered the momentum that has not slowed slowed not has that momentum the rave garnered Angel Stiletto since. local reviews and received nation al airplay on the House of BluesRadio Hour (along with acclaim from Blues Brother Dan Akroyd). In 2008, The Informants received the at award Band” Blues “Best the herald Showcase, Music Westword ing their “arrival.” tinued in 2009, with a nomination for “2009 Blues Artist on the Rise” another Guide, Festival Blues the in “Best Blues Band” award from the Westword Music Showcase andmore. Their sophomore album, -

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