HOW TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS The truth isn’t out there, it’s in here. Watch the skies. Keep looking. Ss FORWARD, CONTRIBUTORS CONTENTS Dear alien abductee, Editor–in–chief Kevin Braddock There is no guarantee that you will be abducted Associate editor by aliens once you have read this manual. Richard Benson We cannot predict who aliens will abduct next, Contributing editor or when they plan to abduct someone from Mark Hooper earth. It is not for us to know the wisdom of Writer and researcher visitors from other worlds. But we know that the Liz McGrath information in this manual will help you maximise Thanks to your chances of being abducted by aliens. Christopher Martin, Margaret Fry, The information here has been researched from Russel Callaghan, Jennifer Kabat a wide variety of sources in the UFOlogy and and Alex Bilmes alien abduction community. By understanding Illustrators more about visitors from other worlds, the kinds Andrew Rae of spacecraft they fly, the locations in which Dave Brown they’ve been sighted and the type of person they Devised, usually abduct, you can prepare yourself as fully commissioned and published by as possible to be abducted by extra-terrestrials. The Fish Can Sing There is no certifiable proof that aliens exist, Designed and or that people have been abducted. But there produced by is no proof that they don’t exist, and that many Fibre people haven’t been abducted.Abductees and UFOlogists typically have to fight against Page widespread scepticism of their claims. 4-5 Some commonly spotted UFOs 6-7 Some commonly encountered aliens What do we believe? We believe that it’s better 8-17 The Top 40 UK alien abduction hotspots to believe.The key to your enjoying the 18-19 How to be abducted by aliens in London: experience of alien abduction is learning how Interview with Christopher Martin 20-21 Most Wanted: The 10 Britons most likely to wait, so take your time and enjoy this manual. to be Abducted by Aliens We hope it will help you get the most out of 22-23 How to tell if you’ve been abducted by aliens your abduction by aliens. 24-25 The art of waiting 26-27 How to wait to be abducted by aliens Bon voyage! 28-30 The A to Z of alien abduction The editor 31 Listen up: What to listen to during your close encounter The Foo Fighter Bright orbs of light of varying dimension COME FLY from 10-100ft Most commonly reported during World War II by pilots, and investigated by the Royal Navy and Home Office WITH ME In 2003 a man in Erdington claimed a small bright light which he described as a Tinkerbell SOME COMMONLY SPOTTED UFOS fluttered through his house. Rose Gillespie and Marion Vance witnessed a green light above Craigneuk in Scotland. The light moved around The British Isles attract a certain type of UFO. The following are listed their car before shooting off in the direction in order of their frequency of visits. of Muirhouse The Saucer The Delta The classic flying saucer shape, reminiscent Triangular or wing-shaped with lights on of an upturned dish, often accompanied by each corner flashing lights 50-100 yards in length Large variation in reported size and dimension Occasionally attributed as a Vulcan or B-2 Easily forged by amateur hoaxers Stealth Bomber, or a supposed test plane, Very common in sightings today the TR3B Spotted over Hainault, in August 2003, where Grace Thomas and her friend Mel Rex observed a squat oval shape with bright lights and strange markings The Cigar The Ring Cylindrical, cigar or missile-shaped Circular or blob shape Of varied size and length. Fast moving. Able to 60ft in length turn, change direction and stop at high speed Alternating flashes of colour Former airline worker Douglas Wragg, 71, Allan Spick, 66, described a hollow object witnessed a cylinder-shaped flying object flashing red and yellow, 1,000 yards above his like two rolls of carpets which climbed to over home in Belvoir Gardens, Lincolnshire in 2003. 20,000ft over Petts Hill in 2003 In September of 2003, Jim and Christine Webley spotted a strange blob-like sphere in Bolsover, Derbyshire on three separate occasions 4 5 WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS Reptoids SOME COMMONLY ENCOUNTERED Aliens 5-7ft in height Green leathery skin Reptilian in appearance The Universe may be inhabited by billions of lifeforms, yet only a few are known to visit Earth.The following have been repeatedly sighted Red eyes around the United Kingdom and are listed in order of their frequency Intelligent Reptoids are thought to control the Greys of sighting. Also known as: Alpha-Draconians, Altairians, Booteans, Nagas, Reticulans Greys 3-4ft in height Grey Blues/Greens Large head with insectoid eyes, a small mouth Appear in green or blue gaseous form and no nose Mist engulfs pedestrians or motorcars Long, thin limbs Benign In 1995 a Gloucestershire man omtold his the car Cheltenham by gangly Psychic humanoids Research about In 1991, Graham Holland says he was surrounded Group that he was abducted fr in a green mist while working at Dover harbour. 4ft tall with grey skin, long, thin extremities, no nose, only a slit for He claims information was passed to him telepathically a mouth and wide black eyes Nordics 6-8ft in height Humanoid Chupacabras Blond hair, Aryan appearance 3ft in height Believed to resemble humans in order to interact Tan brown skin with us and to help co-ordinate abductions Horned skull with elongated jaw Also known as: Agharians, Anakim, Antarcticans, Atlans, Red eyes Pleiadeans, Telosians Distinctive ammonia smell Susan from the North of England reported being abducted in the late A former police officer walking the Yorkshire Moors near Ilkley in Seventies by tall humanoid creatures with large eyes, pale skin and very December 1987 encountered a small entity with pointed ears and large blond hair dark eyes which scampered off into a disc-shaped UFO 6 7 Where to be abducted: top 40 uk hotspots Logic suggests you’re most likely to be abducted from places aliens are known to have visited, and this list is the definitive guide to alien activity in the United Kingdom. Some locations exhibit a high incidence of sightings while others report only one or two UFO visits – the locations have been ranked on a scale of one to ten accordingly. While it’s clear that sightings can happen anywhere, aliens prefer to visit particular places in the UK repeatedly. The distribution is such that few people are more than one to two hours drive away from a likely alien abduction spot.The top ten hotspots are listed below. 1 Bonnybridge, Lanarkshire, Scotland 2 Cley Hill, Wiltshire 3 The Great Orme, Llandudno, North Wales 4 Bedhampton, Hampshire 5 Walthamstow, London 6 Bonsall, Derbyshire 7 Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk 8 Bexleyheath, Kent 9 Glastonbury Tor, Somerset 10 Lewisham, London For more information please visit www.myalienabduction.co.uk 8 9 London In 2001 Christopher Martin filmed and London UFO Network) In August, 2000, a Brighton a UFO in Lewisham being chased reports ‘thousands of sightings Police helicopter chased a UFO. Aldgate by a police helicopter. He says, in Walthamstow and Chingford The craft appeared alongside Abductability: 9 ‘It was about 9.30pm and we could over the last 50 years.’These have the chopper at 1,000ft above UFO Type: see the helicopter focusing its peaked since 1999. In 1968 bus the town. Sergeant John Tickner Foo Fighters, Saucers searchlight on the UFO.’ Retired driver Bob Fall almost crashed watched the glowing object Christopher Martin filmed UFOs aviation enthusiast Douglas Wragg because of a UFO.‘Something floating outside the window from on top of Denning Point saw a UFO fly over his back came towards me very fast. It flew before disappearing into the tower block in Aldgate in broad garden in Lewisham in August straight across the road and there distance.They chased the mystery daylight.The footage shows many 2003.What he saw was ‘nothing was a loud crash as it struck the object for three minutes before small bright circular lights moving to do with aviation – I initially bank of the river Lea.The craft returning to base. around at high speeds. thought it was a kite but ruled was at least 9ft long, cigar-shaped Chingford, Essex Clapham Common that out when it climbed to and silver.’The police dredged Abductability: 7 Abductability: 3 about 20,000ft.’ the river but found nothing. UFO Type: Rings, UFO Type: Foo Fighters Streatham Deltas, Saucers An anonymous couple reported Abductability: 5 The South Chingford has experienced a wave two moving objects travelling UFO Type: Saucers Basingstoke, Hampshire of UFO reportings over the last parallel to each other as they A young businessman viewed Abductability: 4 20 years.An anonymous resident strolled across the common. ‘something bright moving across UFO Type: Foo Fighters said,‘I saw a peculiar object which ‘At first we thought they were the sky’. He saw it was a disc An anonymous woman joined looked unnatural, like something satellites,’ they said,‘but we realised with flashing on its base.‘I didn’t the M3 in 2003 and saw bright you would see in a science fiction they were moving much too believe in UFOs but after seeing strobe-like lights in the sky. film. I could see that it was quickly for satellites or commercial this I had to change my mind,’ ‘I looked up and there were two black and triangular in shape.