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THEVOLUME XXXIII ISSUECORD 6 SEPTEMBER 24 1992 Taking back the night CATHY JO NOBLE Students' Union bylaw 13 specifically states The Cord that "the corporation shall not discriminate, nor shall recognize any group, club, or other organiza- Was the recent "Take Back the Night" event tion that discriminates against any member(s) of the

— which didn't allow men to participate in the Corporation on the basis of sex, origin, age, place

march -- discriminatory? of origin, political belief, religious belief, or physi- Last Thursday's "Take Back the Night" was cal disability." billed as a peace keeping march to protest violence This bylaw caused the Students' Union just last against women and to celebrate women's power. week to cancel self defense classes claiming that Men were not allowed to participate in the they were discriminating against men since men march itself. Flyers supporting the event stated that could not attend the classes. Yet, Students' Union " it was A March for Women Only." did support the "Take Back the Night" event. Caroline White, Public Education Co-ordinator When asked if "Take Back the Night" violated for the K-W Women's Sexual Support Centre ex- the same bylaw, Alexandra Stangret, VP Student plained that the event is not discriminating since Affairs said that "Students' Union supported the "the women only march is symbolic of the fact that event as a whole not specifically the march. Men women should be able to walk where they want and were allowed and did participate in other aspects of how they want without male protection." the event such as the coffee house and speaker's White explained that if men were to participate corner." Stangret said the event was not dis- in the march the symbolism would be lost. "Yet, the criminating. men were allowed to participate in the event in var- When questioned about the justification of the ious ways such as attending and assisting with the Students' Union supporting the event, Stangret ex- speaker's corner and coffee house which followed plained, "The march itself is a metaphor showing the march." that this is the only time women are free to walk White said that "two teenage boys who attended alone at night and to take it and apply definitions to the event did want to participate in the march but it is losing sight of the entire message." once they understood the symbolic meaning of the The question which remains though, is this; what is march they did not insist on participating specifical- the difference between the discrimination of the self _ Women take back the night Photo: Kathleen Wall | ■ n ly in the march." Cont on pg. 9 Hawks dispel doubts (and Western) Chris Werynski and took it 65 yards the other 15-11 halftime lead. Then came the second and have the distance. If there is any doubt that the way, and the Hawks led 7-0. The third quarter began as a long call with time almost ex- However, Lonny Taylor nar- Golden Hawks cannot repeat as Western crept to within 7-1 tightly contested defensive battle pired. Kubas was hit as he threw rowly escaped conceding a single OUAA football champions in on Frank (the Shank) Jagas' 2nd with neither offense able to put the ball but managed to hit a point which would have tied the 1992, LET IT BE GONE! The missed field goal, and took a brief together a solid drive. WIDE OPEN Stefan Ptaszek in game. Oh, did I mention he Hawks defeated Western 32-24 in 8-7 lead on a 2 yard burst by Tim Just when it looked as though the end zone. What coverage ! returned it 120 yards for a touch- dramatic fashion in London. Tindale. Tindale had a decent the Mustangs were pinned deep Western managed to weasel down. Final result, a big 32-24 in their own end of the field, their way into Laurier territory to win for the Hawks, as they look Leclair made one of his few re- give Jagas a 50 yard (ha ha.) field towards this week's game at spectable passes in the game. goal attempt which just didn't Guelph. This one went to Nigel Levy, who rambled 58 yards, doing his best impersonation of departed Tyrone Williams. The Mustangs capped of this drive with a creative 1 yard plunge by Tim Tindale and enter- ed the final quarter leading 18-16. What could possibly go wrong ? Laurier took a 19-18 lead on an Anastasakis field goal set up by another clever throw by West- Peter Hwang photo by crushes the Western defenders Rambo ern QB John Leclair. This beauty Western 0-2 ?? That's right game, rushing for 165 yards and was to a Western receiver appar- kids. For the first time since 1975 2 touchdowns, but the Laurier ently disguised as Laurier DB the beloved Mustangs are 0-2 and defense led by Hugh Lawson and Dan Tosello. they could have a tough time Mike Cheevers was up to the task However, the Mustangs making the playoffs (no tears when it counted. Cheevers was would fight back and take a 24-19 please). But enough about those filling the shoes of Fred lead on a 11 yard run by Griffiths clowns, how about those GOLD- Grossman admirably making (who is THIS joker ?) with just EN HAWKS! plays all over the field. 2:00 to play. Then came "The Bill Kubas had a super game, It was now time for the Drive". completing 21 of 38 passes for Kubas-Ptaszek air show to get Bill Kubas proceeded to or- 274 yards and a touchdown, into full gear. A brilliant 40 yard chestrate a drive that would give while being intercepted twice. catch by Ptaszek was the key play the little boys in the Western Kubas displayed the leadership of of this Golden Hawk drive. secondary nightmares for some a 5 year veteran leading the Stefan Ptaszek had another great time to come. Hawks to victory in the final day catching 8 passes for 155 There were many clutch grabs minute. yards and a touchdown. Laurier on the drive, but the play of the Fifty-four Forty show their and Laurier got off to a great start ended this drive with a 2 yard run game may have been the great stuff Fed Hall to a audience. Story on page 19. when defensive back Dan Tosello by Bill Kubas. A well executed 2 catch by Pat O'Leary on 3rd and satisfied intercepted a John Leclair pass point conversion gave our side a 10 deep in Western territory. pic: Jo-Ann Julien 2 Advertisement THE CORD Into Bondage? j -J, Resumes 'JHus i Now offers BINDINGj PRESENTS:

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Toriesattack CFS the dent said, should leading to a organization, he singular thought or PAT BRETHOUR Prosperity Initiative, the North that the CFS is unrepresentative on "student issues" action." The Cord American Free Trade Agreement, of students. concentrate correct this and the competitiveness issue as "I disagree absolutely," she like funding. Politically in stu- applies to examples of 'restructuring'. said. "The CFS is very much a But Best will be asking sense, said Best, only dent governments to run 'Yes' people with left-wing beliefs. 'PC' stand for: Best also advised unemployed representative body. Membership What does campaigns for the Mulroney they are calling for the correct or workers and graduating students is decided by students in a "If politically government's Constitutional repression of freedom of Progressive-Conservative? to upgrade their skills, or start referendum. It's very democratic, expres- having one vote. referendum. sion on campuses, when they are The answer is both of the their own business. with each school Best also said students cannot forcing people to act in a certain says Andrew Best, execu- Environment Minister Jean "I find that [the PC's anti-CFS above, upsetting. afford the CFS, especially given way, then they are politically cor- secretary of the PC Youth Charest's Green Plan will be the campaign] very We tive today's tough economic climate. rect in the leftist meaning." Federation. Best was at Laurier cornerstone of the Tories environ- need to work together [on issues CFS fees currently amount to Tammy Yates has a slightly Friday laying the groundwork mental policies. like student poverty, and Canada on about five dollars a year per stu- different view of what 'politically the Tories fall recruting Besides promoting their own Student Loans]. If the PC Youth for dent. correct' means. campaign. agenda, the Progressive- is going to spend their tume organization The PC youth will also be "I don't know who's political- The campaign will centre Conservative youth will also be trying to kill an that running a campaign against ly correct, or wrong," she said. around four themes: gearing up attacking the Canadian Feder- helps students, I find that in- political correctness. "The 'politically correct' move- for next year's federal election, ation of Students [CFS] on the comprehensible." criticized the CFS Best defines political correct- ment is an attempt to alert people running a 'Yes' campaign for the grounds that the organization fails Best also ness as the "repression of free to the powerful nature of the lan- October 26 referendum on the to represent students effectively for protesting "non-student is- ideas on Canadian campuses, guage. Constitution, a campaign against and takes unnecessary political sues" like the Gulf War. A stu- political correctness and en- stances. couraging conservatives to run "Mark my words, next March for university student govern- you're going to see a concerted Student Publications turns ment effort by the CFS against the For the next election, the Conservative government in the Tories will be emphasizing their next election campaign," said down CRO ratification accomplishments in three areas: Best. "Is that in the best interests INGRID NIELSEN Toogood is not certain as to whether or not he the economy, jobs in the future, of students? Probably not." The Cord will re-apply for the position. He is eligible to do and the environment. Tammy Yates, the CFS na- so. "When you take a look at the tional executive representative for Due to an infraction of current bylaws of the Responsibilities of the Chief Returning Officer short term, yes, we're in a depres- New Brunswick, says that the Students' Union and Student Publications, the include enforcement and supervision of all electoral sion right now, I'm sorry, a reces- CFS has no plans to campaign hiring of John Toogood as Chief Returning Of- regulations. sion right now," said Best. against the Conservatives specifi- ficer has been refused ratification. The only concern now, said Walker, is the up- "That's very much a short term cally. The reason for this refusal is a lack of Student coming October election. event. Take a look at the longer "It's not a 'Let's get the Publications representation on the hiring com- "If delays arise, it might result in the election term, there's restructuring going Tories campaign'," she said. "It's mittee. being bumped forward.", said Walker. on in this country." a 'Let's remember Canada's fu- The current bylaws state that the hiring com- When Stangret was asked about this point, she Best cited International Trade ture is tied to education.'" mittee must include two directors from Student said, "This won't cause a problem. Everything is Minister Michael Wilson's Yates also denies the charge Publications. The Chair of this committee is the right on schedule." vice-president of university affairs Alexandra The tentative date for the election is October 22. Stangret. When asked why this lack of representation oc- cured, Stangret said, "This was an oversight. At the time, no one had access to an updated board manual." The hiring occured at the end of last year, and it was at the Board of Directors' summer retreat that the error was brought to light. Students' Union directors decided at this point toratify the hiring despite the flaw. On Thursday, September 17, the Board of Stu- dent Publications met and decided not to ratify the hiring. Martin Walker, president of Student Publica- tions said, "This is one of the most important posi- tions; in some ways he/she can override the presi- dent. It was for this reason the Board fell the issue too important to overlook." When asked, John Toogood was in complete agreement with the decision to re-open the hiring for the position. "I whole hearledly agree with Student Publica- tions being represented on the committee. I offered to resign if that would have corrected the situation." said Toogood. Toogood awaits* Photo: Phill Kinzinger Laurier News

STEVE DOAK It will focus on the needs of provides more room for discus- The Cord staff and faculty, although others sion and news and allows the have access to it as well. paper 10 have its own editorial A new paper has appeared on Academic policies, accom- policy. campus entitled the Laurier plishments of faculty and in- The Laarier News will receive News. formation about scholasticism articles from various sources, but will be the principle subjects of primarily from Lynne Hanna (the The Corner Pocket (formerly the Games Room) had its The Laurier News is a short, the paper. editor) and Sunil Kuruvilla. As grand opening on Monday. Free pool, pop, and chips were weekly newspaper from the ad- The paper replaces the Laureate, well, it will retain a relationship had by all. ministration 10 tell people what's which had replaced the Presi- with other similar journals in Photo: Lesley Thompson happening at Laurier. dent's Memo. The new format campuses across Canada. THE CORD 4 News IftowdW X 4, MM Security not "toy cops" me in my first weeks at Laurier. Students' Union and its members. opening Turret night, I kept my While on the topic of guns, The "toy cop" comments Without a zero tolerance eye on the security staff. don't let the fact that Laurier usually come from people who policy (which is currently in ef- Students can be some of the security isn't armed fool you into OFF THE PAGE feel that the campus is their per- fect) the university's liquor li- most ignorant people you have thinking our officers are power- sonal playground. These so called cense can be revoked. Not only ever had the pleasure of experi- less. They are far from it. security critics become upset would the Students' Union suffer encing. Two such people were Laurier security officers have BY SHELDON PAGE when they are fined for having an but the student's would as well. sitting on chairs by the line up full powers of arrest. They can My opinion of Laurier's open beer on the campus, or tak- Gone would be the days of drop- mouthing off to the security of- lay any and all charges that a reg- security team has drastically ing a leak on the side of a ping by Wilf's for a beer after ficers. If the security officers ular police officer can. I am sure changed since my first year. residence building. night class. A dry Turret would don't always have a smile for that there are several members of I'm sorry, but attitudes like be more useful as a classroom you, can you blame them? the Laurier community that can During my Frosh week, the the ones above are selfish and in- than a night club. The security staff's "toy cop" attest to this fact. term "toy cops" was frequently credibly short sighted. The logic A campus with a lax liquor label is rather misleading. Yes, Next time you are in a Turret used in reference to our security behind having a security force on policy would be a great attraction it's a fact that our security of- line up or considering to wander officers. I'm sure everyone has the campus spans further than for non-university students. The ficers don't carry guns, but do the campus with beer in hand, use heard jokes about their flashlights fining indiscriminate urinators. potential for wanton drunkenness, you really want to go to a univer- your common sense. Don't cause and the single security car. Readers of "Bag 'O Crime" vandalism, and violence is too to sity that requires armed security yourself any unwanted grief. The The following is the impres- know that liquor offenses make take a chance on. officers? It is reassuring that we Laurier security team is here for sion of Laurier security that I up the majority of its content. The I got a feel for what it is like are in an area that does not re- our benefit, so give them the have developed in my three years implications of ignoring liquor to be a security officer at Laurier quire such drastic measures. To respect that they deserve, they here. It is radically different than violations can be devastating to last Thursday night. While taking put down Security for not carry- will notice it. Help them keep the one that was impressed upon the university and especially the pictures of the line up for the ing guns is ridiculous. Laurier a place to be proud of.

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there. closed discussion. The motion to BORED Director Dawna Maclvor was ratify failed four to zero. [later in the meeting] appointed to Positions at the Cord and SWATCH the committee in replacement of Keystone were also opened for STUDENT Tom Szeibel, who resigned last hiring. Applications can be PUBLICATIONS month from Student Publications. picked up and dropped off be- by PHILL KINZINGER A guest appearance was made tween September 17th and 31st. by Students' Union Researcher After a short recess of a day Last week's Student Publica- John Toogood. He expressed his the board returned for another tions Board meeting, which concerns over the ratification of little chat, this time over a planned for a short agenda, his position as Chief Returning proposal to create a position for somehow managed to spread Officer. Art Director at the Cord. across both Thursday and Fri- At the time of hiring, due to a The proposal was forwarded by day. clerical error, no one representing volunteer Ryan Feeley [with the editor's blessing] to "focus the look of the paper to tie into [the] content". Christina Craft noted that Fee- ly had been doing the very job all summer and that he understood there was a great need for it. Chair Allan Lee expressed his concern that a position was mere- ly being created to thank a volunteer. Student Publications Board hangs out with John. Photo: Phil! Kinzinger president Martin Walker reminded everyone that it was a The meeting began with es- Student Publications was invited. position which would be open to tablishing a secretary, which was This is contrary to the hiring bi- any person. the last person to enter, our Stu- laws. "Because of the feelings I The issue was tabled until dents' Union president Christina got from you people I'm willing next week and was followed by Craft [who by the way has ter- to throw it out and start again", another ten minutes in camera. rible hand writing]. Toogood said. Ho hum. Craft gave a report from the He offered his resignation in- The remainder of the meeting Students' Union board meeting stead of going ahead with the Stu- was dedicated to placing people which included a summary of de- dent Publications vote, just in on exciting committees and mis- The traditional opening night line up for the Turret was as cisions by the Space Committee. case a vote of no would cause a sions of terrific heroism. The committee has planned rift between Student Publications Meetings will now be held on big as ever. It had the usual mix of drunk, obnoxious, and four surveys concerning the usage and the Students' Union [which Thursdays at 2.30 pm and will of space and services on campus, had already ratified him]. hopefully be shorter than this epic impatient patrons. the first of which will be sent to The board however went ahead gathering. pho(o; She|(jon page $2.50other schools to learn what occurs with the vote afterWEDNESDAYS an hour of Zzzzzzzz. the cord Advertisement 7

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So if we are having such a hard time adjusting to cost- & competitiveness with the U.S, SEPT. 28,29,30 OCT. 1 what is going to happen when we have to compete with a country like Mexico? As of 1990, average wages in 10am to 4pm manufacturing in Mexico were (in US dollars) $1.80 per hour compared to $14.77 per hour in in $295 the U.S. and $16.02 Canada. leather This is an enormous adjustment we have to make. This is not even & considering that TNC's will also melton leather 185 want to take advantage of the powerless unions, weak health and safety regulations, minimal enforcement of environmental ,(), standards, and no worker benefits jjWL|jT|B'o k'S't'o'r'e in Mexico. If anybody tries to tell you we can compete with this, the Concourse they are wrong. I very much doubt that the vice-presidents and CEO's of THE CORD narrfn »*, 1«M News 9 Levy deal is tentative PAT BRETHOUR by Student Publications and the that no details have been left out final. said Walker. THE CORD Students' Union and would mean or that clauses conflict, said Any one of the three groups No firm date has been set for students would be directly sup- Martin Walker. could propose alterations to the the Students' Union Board to A new, tentative operating porting Student Publications. The Student Publications tentative agreement. This was ratify or alter the new agreement. agreement has been negotiated If the agreement is passed, Board of Directors, the Students' stressed by both Walker and Student Publications currently between Student Publications Student Publications would as- Union Board of Directors, and the Craft. publishes The Cord, the and the WLU Students' Union. sume greater control over its Operations Management Board of The Student Publications Keystone [Laurier's yearbook], Martin Walker, president of finances. The advertising depart- the Students' Union must ratify Board is expected to meet on the The Cord Guide to Laurier, and Student Publications, and Chris- ment, signed over to the Students' the agreement for it to become agreement in the next two weeks, the Cerebella wall calendar. tina Craft, president of the Stu- Union in April 1991, would be dents' Union were responsible for returned. Student Publications negotiating the tentative accord. would pay one dollar to the Stu- The current operating agree- dents' Union this year for financ- male ing charges, new agree- Lone under the Laurier ment. "buy back all This amount would rise to 3.5 assets...for per cent of SAC fees [$9 334] after this year. Student Publica- Takes Back theNight one dollar" tions would also pay a portion of the cost of the Students' Union's ment was negotiated shortly after annual financial audit. night. the Cord was shut down by the StudentPublications would be defense classes and the possible discrimination of Cord reporter Jim Boyce was the only male to Students' Union in March 1991 solely responsible for its budget- the "Take Back the Night" event. join the march other than the male police escort. "It for running an article on erotic ing process. After 1995, under the Stangret explained the difference in interpreting was me and the police," said Boyce. "I had three or gay safe sex. tentative accord, Student Publica- the by-law for the self defense program and Take four women ask me what I was doing there. When I Under the new proposed tions would be responsible for all Back the Night. She said "self defense classes are said I was from the Cord they thought it was agreement, Student Publications of its finances, including the col- for anyone wanting to protect Lhemselves from any okay." would receive 12.5 per cent of the lection of accounts receivable and potentially dangerous situation. There exists groups As Boyce followed the march he solicited the Student Administrative Council payable. of men in society who feel they do need self participants opinions on men joining the march. "I [SAC] fee for the 1993/1994 aca- The Students' Union currendy defense skills and for Students' Union to support talked to some of the women about how they would demic year. The 12.5 per cent administers Student Publications this service which was turning away men who have felt if men had joined the march. One woman levy equals about $33 000. finances. wanted to take the course was in fact a disservice." said she would have felt pissed off because it would Each Laurier full-time un- Other elements of this agree- She said that for the Students' Union to not sup- have meant that they misunderstood the meaning of dergraduate student pays $25.50 ment include Student Publica- port the "Take back the Night" event, it would be the march." per term in SAC fees. tions buying back all assets in the showing the Students' Union does not support the While men were not allowed to join the march Previously, the Students' Student Publications offices for personal safety of 50 percent of its' students. Boyce felt little negativity towards his presence. "I Union had remitted money to one dollar. Also, the WLUer [the Beth Haydl, a volunteer at the WLU women's was surprised at how little antipathy there was Student Publications each year. daily planner currently put out by centre said that "the whole point of the walk is for towards me amongst the women. I was expecting a The amount varied, depending the Students' Union] .would be women to walk alone." She believes that the Stu- few comments about my presence. It [the lack of upon the Student Publications produced by Student Publica- dents' Union should support self defense classes if comments] might have been because I was report- budget deficit of that year. The tions. they are going to support "Take Back the Night." ing on it." levy, if passed, would overturn The agreement must still be Haydl believes both are working toward the same The question remains, "Is a march that is for twenty years of central financing examined by lawyers to ensure goal of safety for women walking on their own at women only discriminating?"

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■■ THE CORD HOT** f»ji(iwftrr 14, lWa News 11 Rushton publishes a new study TORONTO (CUP)~Three years after the publica- opposes what it sees as a growing move to ban "of- tion of his controversial race-ranking study, Univer- fensive" materials. sity of Western Ontario psychology professor Dr. John Furedy, a University of Toronto Philippe Rushton theories are raising the ire of the psychology professor who is a director of the academic community. society, said everything should be open to study. time, women are the target. "The way to ignorance and totalitarianism is to BAG O' CRIME This Rushton and Western zoology professor David forbid the raising of certain questions," he said. September 14 Ankney have completed studies they say show For his part, Ewart said a no-holds-barred ap- POLICE ASSIST - (1415 hrs): A suspect (not university affiliated) women have smaller brains than men. proach to academic freedom can do more harm than who was apprehended stealing lumber from Cops lumber yard was The studies allege that women's brains are on good. turned over to Waterloo Regional Police. average 100 cubic centimeters smaller than men's. He cited Nazi Germany as a situation where That's eight per cent smaller, even after factoring in academic freedom in scientific research enable FIRE ALARM RESPONSE - (1547 hrs): The fire alarm sounded in the overall difference in body size between the Nazi leaders to justify their views on the basis of Mac Donald House. Investigation revealed that a fire station was ac- sexes. scientific evidence. cidentally pulled in the housing office foyer. Ankney has argued the discrepancy could ac- Dr. Neil Wiener, a York University psychology count for die fact that more men go into the mathe- professor, called studies like Rushton's and September 16 matical and spatial sciences than women. Ankney's "biopolitics," which he said have been The new gender-based studies have sparked a going on for 2000 years. FIRE DRILL - (0330 hrs): A fire drill was conducted at Mac Donald new debate at Western. He said the issue is not freedom of speech, but went smoothly building was Peter Ewart, a spokesperson for the Academic university accountability. House residence. The exercise and the seven minutes. Coalition for Equality (ACE) at Western, said the He dismissed the studies as "ridiculous" and un- evacuated within studies are potentially dangerous. original. September He said other studies concentrating on gender or "I like to say that he (Rushton) and his friends 17 racial superiority have contributed to the develop- boldly go where many have gone before," Wiener - (0010 hrs): to ment of academic racism, which in turn have adver- said. CROWD CONTROL At this time the students started form a line up at the Student Union Building entrance to await the sely affected social programs and immigration "In the 19th century they were trying to relate morning and collect the assignments required for Bus. 111. Security policies in the U.S. brain size to body weight. This unfortunately remained on the scene through the night to ensure the line up The Society for Academic Freedom and showed that women have larger brains than men, so orderly. Scholarship-a group of 40 Ontario professors- that formula was quickly abandoned." remained

POLICE ADVISORY - (1850 hrs): Waterloo Regional Police advised that complaints had been received from several persons walking on University Ave. between King and Weber about a male pointing a handgun at them. The male was described as having long blond hair, was inside a car driven by another male when he started waving a 0 wEullß'O-o-k.st.o.r.e large calibre pistol at pedestrians on University Ave. The ownership the of the vehicle has since been established and Waterloo Regional Po- Concourse are jaggaclin lice investigating the incident.

THEFT - (2330 hrs): A custodian reported that he observed two males and one female running across parking lot 12 with chairs. The suspects were not apprehended. A chair was found in lot 12 and returned to Wilf s

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DISTURBANCE - (0020 hrs): A large crowd gathered at the corner of King and University was dispersed when security noticed hostility flaring up amongst the participants.

BfeftiS - FALSE DOCUMENTATION (0100 hrs): An 18 year old student Radio Shack on-campus who presented a false drivers license as proof of age was issued a Radio Shack is proud to be on-campus at your '1| school. We look provincial offense notice. forward to serving the students II a if and faculty of this fine learning j ATTEMPTED THEFT - (0115 hrs): Two males were stopped for removing a barbecue from the dining hall quad received a reprimand. Both culprits identified themselves with expired WLU ID cards.

DANGEROUS DRIVER - (0150 hrs): A vehicle turned onto mid- campus drive closely pursued by a second. It appeared to the duty of- institution. ficer that the second vehicle was attempting to hit the rear of the front Spell-checker helps vehicle. When the aggressive driver noticed the security officer standing on mid-campus drive, he sped from the scene. The officer was able to secure the plate number and establish ownership. Both ' tilt V adjustable display. 65-565 I parties are not university affiliated. Waterloo regional police were 3995 noufied and are investigating the incident.

NEW! One-piece phone IMPAIRED DRIVER - (0235 hrs): Acting on complaints about a vehicle speeding on campus roads, the vehicle of a 22 year old WLU student was seized for a 12 hour period.

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INTOXICATED PERSON - (0045 hrs): A 25 year old Kinkardin male who was found on campus in a drunken stupor was arrested for his own safety and transported to the detox center. The male is not university affiliated.

BREAK & ENTER - (0045 hrs): A resident of Conrad Hal! reported that upon entering the washroom on her flood she found two males in * it. The witness said that one of the culprits was lying on the floor and Top-mounted controls, 2n^ the second was in the process of climbing in through the window when she entered the washroom. Both fled through the window when "IJ their presence was discovered. taPe 1Q-P ac^- LIQUOR WRAP-UP: Several liquor charges were laid during the weekend for the following offenses:

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Oldsmobile dealership, is almost the same except - good price for a different nose-job, and a slightly higher price. I heard that Asuna's birth was one of the rea- Downshifts include: Women's hockey sons that Michael Erdman, VP of Marketing- - no headroom for the back seat. Your spine will be General Motors Canada, was fired last month. shaped like a Reach toothbrush after any extended Saturn was predicted to, and has been, a huge suc- time back there. coming cess. Chevrolet dealers wanted to be able to sell the - an unruly shifter, especially the shift from Ist to to Saturn at their dealerships. WLU 2nd by Stephan Latour A separate dealer network was created for - LED Cord Sports hard-to-read display on the radio that is com- Saturn that included Saab and Isuzu trucks. Instead, pletely blocked from view by the steering wheel to news, Women's hockey has been catapulted the forefront of the Chevy dealers were given Geo. Geo has been very - no standard Anti-Lock Brakes courtesy of the National team's exploits at the World Championships popular both here in Canada .and south of the bor- and the trials and tribulations of the sensational Manon Rheume. der. My thanks to Forbes Motors who continue to However, starting this year, WLU will have its own women's hockey Pontiac dealers began griping because they graciously hand me keys, even after getting to program, and judging from the inaugural response, they will no doubt wanted an import-beater, so Michael Erdman creat- know me. They still have a couple of models that I enter with a fanfare. ed Asuna. Unfortunately, Asuna sales have been as haven't tested yet, and would dearly love to. A strong club structure has undoubtedly produced fine players, stale as opened beer left in the sun. Exit Michael In summary, the Asuna Sunfire has all the basic and some, such as Jessica Veenstra have had the necessary Erdman. ingredients. It has a great engine, good looks (ex- determination and persistence to commence a women's hockey pro- Now that you have the history of the car, jet me cept for the nose), and great handling. Unfortunate- gram. The ever popular Sports Administration course taught by Dr. proceed with the specifics. The 1993 Asuna Sunfire ly, a good chef will tell you that it takes more than W. McTeer has given the stimulus to start the required research, and is a sporty 2+2 coupe. It develops 140 horsepower just the proper ingredients to create a world-class Veenstra colleagues mastered the task when she and her class and 120 lbs-ft of torque. The wheels wear dish. Pontiac's own Sunbird GT is probably a better received no less than 94% on the project. P205/50/15 Bridgestone Potenzas. My car as tested bet. There will be a club squad which joins the Southwestern Ontario Women's Hockey Association, playing teams from London, Wood- stock, New Hamburg, to name but a few of the competitors. Randy Ryan, a former player with the Kitchener Rangers, serves as the coach and he certainly brings much credibility to the organization. Tnere's also an intramural program which caters to players of all abilities as most games will be played on a less formal basis. The participants have access to an equipment pool, which still needs donations and sale offers. The hockey program has not evolved without struggles and con- troversies. Money, the source of all evil, is scarce. If it were not for the generous sponsorship from Casey's Bar&GriU—that's Casey's Bar&Grill, the efforts would have been in vain. The cash-strapped Athletic Department was unable to offer any financial assistance. Cookie Leach, the Women's Athletic Director, praised Veenstra's work, yet she was frank about the procedures towards Varsity status and fiscal deterrents to support hockey. Any athletic club is on its own in the first year, and it may receive funding in the second year. Should the organization have proven itself, they will be considered in the third year for varsity status. From a financial perspective, hockey is, according to Cookie, "a heavy duty commitment." Nonetheless, the team will represent the school's colours. The Student Union has not embraced the opportunity to bring the continued on page 15 Sports THE CORD 14 tltytumbmr Tfam*K 24, IIM

by Jana Watson Sports scored a try andRMC the 2 put Laurier 2 points behind RMC the winning try, the Hawksfor losekicked but effort again." Cord 5 to Golden Hawks Rugby got off point conversion. going into the second half. wasn't enough. The team mood was down to a disappointing start this year, Bryn Cavil scored the first The Golden Hawks looked With about 2 minutes left to after the game as well. Mike with a 16-13 loss to RMC on Sat- Hawk points of the season on a strong early in the last half of the play, RMC took advantage of a McDonald, outside centre, said urday. penalty kick to make the score game, pushing the Redmen back Laurier penalty deep in their own the team needed to be more in- RMC commenced the scoring 10-3. twice to prevent RMC tries. Un- end to gain three points and the tense from the start, rather than with a penalty kick early in the The Hawks kept up their fortunately, a penalty kick against win, final score 16-13. just at the end. first half after an offside call momentum when Mike Laurier increased the deficit to Coach Wayne Lloyd was dis- He also mentioned that the in- against Laurier. The Redmen then McDonald scored the first Laurier 13-8. Laurier rallied, however, appointed with the play of the jury of Scott Robinson hurt the went in front by 10 when they try after a commanding run. This and Chad Oliver scored a try for Hawks, saying they were too pas- Hawks as well. the Hawks with help from strong sive and needed to play with With any luck the Hawks can runs by Jeff Prince and Gareth more aggression. bounce back from this hard Jones. "They only played for 20 fought defeat, and chalk up a few The score now tied at 13 all, minutes out of 80," commented victories in their upcoming Laurier made a strong push for Lloyd, "we won't play that poorly games.

Rugby Hawks let one slip away photo by Eda Di Liso The Hawks try far a try photo by Eda Di Liso

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Cord Sports Power is the ability to move mass able way to build a shapely, toned day three days a week. If you Iron Hawk is a progressive week- The race is to the swift, at a certain speed. Power is more body. As you gain muscle you miss a day or a week or a month ly column written by a committee the battle to the strong important for athletes such as burn fat. Pay no heed to people or a year, don't worry!!! Remem- of fitness minded people. Each -John Davidson c.1906 lineman, shotputters and so on. In who tell you that you can't getrid ber tomorrow is the first day of week will continue to build on the The eighties left us many the most basic definition strength of fat cells. Nonsense. Fat, like the rest of your life. last to attempt to paint a complete by weight lifting strange and wonderful legacies. is built repeti- any waste product used to pro- So until next week get ready for picture of fitness issues for the Savings and Loan, inflated real tion and power by massive duce energy, can be excreted and your general fitness program. students ofLaurier. weights lifted estate prices, oogy recession and rapidly a few times. sweated out of the body. Remem- the fitness craze. Nothing was I.H. will more closely examine ber fat is largely water and lipid more annoying throughout the this sort of training later. proteins. Next week I.H. will late eighties than to watch your Endurance also is divided into layout a general conditioning plan a two categories; muscular people general coming gym renovated into health club for interested in Puck computer ex- endurance, or the ability your conditioning. avec palm trees, of continued from page 13 ercise devices that require B.Sc's muscles to expand, filling with Before you start a program like to operate and rules that banned blood(hypertrophy) and the this, however, here are some im- organization into its club confines on the grounds of sexual dis- unattractive practices like sweat- proteins myosin and actin while portant considerations. crimination. The constitutional guidelines make it clear that every ing. avoiding metabolizing lactic First, see your physician for a student should have the opportunity for equal membership. However, we can live with the acids which cause exhaustion. complete physical, especially if it Veenstra cited the Lacrosse Club as a possible violation of such get fit craze. Now that it is over The other form of endurance is has been some time since you ex- clause, yet their constitution does not prevent women from joining. and the din of yuppie jogging cardiovascular endurance. This ercised. However, some women might be intimidated since men dominate the shoes has subsided, some funda- includes your ability to take in Second, set goals. This in- membership. mental attitudes surrounding fit- oxygen necessary to continue a cludes a weight goal or even bet- The tribulations which accompanied the Women's hockey pro- ness and health have become in- rate of aerobic activity. ter, what I call a mirror goal. gram certainly brings forth some important issues. The Student ternalized in many people. Mobility is essentially your Muscle weighs more than fat so Union's club constitution could possibly need revision to cater to There is a much broader desire flexibility. This includes the weight is some times a poor in- those sport activities which evolve in separate spheres, such as hock- to achieve a level of fitness than range of motion your muscles dicator of progress. Taking a look ey, rugby, or lacrosse. has ever existed before. Not since maintain throughout hypertrophy. in the mirror, judging your at- Cookie Leach and the Athletic Department have already con- the ancient Greeks has a society It also includes your quickness tributes and areas where more at- templated the need for a club department, which functions outside the honoured its athletic members so and overall speed. Runners have tention need be paid is my Varsity and Intramural programs. Nothing of substance has emerged much. long ago learned the benefit of preferred method of progress so far, but as more Varsity teams are cut, the Department might have People wish to achieve fitness weight training to increase speed charting. to act soon. for many reasons and I am sure and quickness. Third, take a look at your diet. The political trenches should by no means overshadow the efforts you have your own. In order to These three components An exercise program will work so and the formidable program which is in place. We eagerly await the evaluate what your needs are you represent the basic elements of much better if you are eating drop of the puck, the hustle, the results, and perhaps the glory of a should first understand what fit- fitness but not the total picture. smartly. More on nutrition in the championship. If you have not joined give Veenstra a call at 725- ness is and what emphasis you To many people fitness is the weeks to come. 3264. Let's get pucking!

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Big, and Groovy. Enough said. or Bad 54:40 fight!

Theatre Laurier puts on a play by James Reaney; "Listen to the Wind" by Steve Hodgson runs from Sept24 to 26 at the T.A. With radio stations ramming Thomas Trio and Red Albino play at the British and American music bombshelter on the twenty-fifth. down our throats, it's somewhat ironic that some of the best musi- Tangerine Dream shall play the Music cal talent is found right here in Hall upon Oct.4. our own back yard. Vancouver's 54-40 is a proud- Goddo and Teenage Head perform a ly Canadian foursome who have sorta kinda double-bill thing at Stages been slugging it out since 1979 on Oct.B. and have only recently started to generate the attention they Abba wanna-bees Erasure are scheduled deserve from radio programmers 0ct.22 and 23 at the O'keefe Centre. and fans alike. for 54-40's flag-waving, no-frills Sound-of-tortured-animal band Sonic approach to their music rocked a capacity crowd at UW's Fed Hall Youth are pegged to make ears bleed on Saturday night 90 minutes of 0ct.15 at the Concert Hall. with pounding rhythms and screaming rowdy audience Washington's Screaming Trees are at guitars.The as Neil Lee's on the thirteenth. rushed the stage singer Osborne belted out such songs as "Miss You" and "Baby Ran" with And so you know: U of W radio station CKMS-FM has changed frequency from an intensity level guaranteed to make you take notice. 94.5 to 100.3. Theatre Laurier is holding The musically moral band auditions on Oct.l and 2 "Our Coun- for continued to clobber the crowd try's Good". For more on it contact info with energy and enthusiasm not Ann-Marie Tymec at mainline ext.2Boo. seen in K-W in some time. And rumour has it that The Beastie 54-40 managed to put a lid on Boys, Rollins Band and Das EFX will the spectators deliriousness for a play in Toronto on Nov.2. pic: Jo-Ann short time as Osborne and Julien Also rumoured is a James/Soup guitarist Phil Comparelli slowed focuses on the external ...objec- down into the soul. Dragons gig in early November. And, oh Having said things down with acoustic ver- tification, gratification. yeah, Styx suck. external that, it really doesn't belong on sions of "I Go Blind" and "One The song itself, without the video tape, but we have a single, Day In Your Life". Canada's for- video, is more about sex as a the record company wants a mer punk rockers soon picked up good thing all by itself. There's video, so what do you do? You the tempo once again with selec- an internal aspect to sex. If you take your tongue, put it right in

— tions from their new album Dear have sex with someone you don't your cheek and make fun of it." —Recommended Dear featuring "She-La" and love, there's a really weird feel- If 54-40 s performance was "Nice To Luv You". ing in a lot of people. Guilt, any indication, the record buying Osborne recently talked of shame, denial all that sort of post public may soon wake up and Without a doubt the sweetest "Nice To Luv You" on Much- orgasmic stuff. If you have it with stop supporting albums by Seattle ticket this week has to be the Big, Music: "It's about sex. This is an someone you love, there's noth- bands and start sinking some Bad and Groovy tour which hits interesting subject for us to tack- ing that can beat it, it's the pin- money into home grown talent v - tonight. Featuring UW's Fed Hall le. Typically in rock n' roll, sex nacle of expression. It reaches from The Great White North. ■ Vancouver's Pure and Art Berg- ■■■& mann, Montreal's Bootsauee, ■ and Hell's Sons ofFreedom this p| is some of Canada's finest i alternative talent. From Life imitates art ■ psychedelic sounds and throaty director Woody Allen and his Wives," and yes, the controversy |§ pop to acid-funk and machine- by Dave Guerin long-time companion, Mia Far- will likely make it commercially howls, promises to ry V* gun this show I sincerely doubt that there is row. successful for him. However, I ■ft circumcise even the toughest set every ™ anyone left on this planet that has Before you ask, there are implore you to aside bit ■ foreskin. arc eight bucks B Tickets not yet heard about the real-life certain parallels to Allen's per- of tabloid gossip you've heard ■ available at UW and a hand- k and custody battle shenanigans of sonal life in "Husbands and and enjoy this film for the inter- •kful will be available at the door. esting, insightful and hilarious movie that it is. "Husbands and Wives" is a film about insecurity, love, deceit and honesty. The story be- gins with Jack and Helen (played by Sydney Pollack and the hilariously wacky Judy Davis) casually announcing to their Wt friends, Gabe and Judy (Allen and Farrow), that they are split- ting up. This shocking declara- tion causes the second couple to doubt their own commitment to

— each other. —Overheard Adding to the turmoil in the "What Lollapalooza II has proven is that film are a number of additional there is a serious market for a youth characters, particularly Rain counter couture. That's the bad news. (played by Juliette Lewis), a The good news is that these people will twenty year old student of sooner or later be in positions ofpromi- Gabe's with a craving for older nence, and we have taken them to men and Michael (played by school." Liam Neeson), an overly- Lollapalooza mastermind, Perry Far- sensitive love interest for the rell, on of the event the importance (cont. on pg.24) THE CORD 20 Entertainment martin —PC—ibtr 34, MM

for theby record feizel valli Ouija For the record, I have a tattoop \ Real tattoos are eagles and dear I know several people girls' names. Real tat- tattoos and y'know what? tooffarlours employ overweight regret getting them. That's wlat exfcikers who've killed their own tattoos are all about! T grlndmas. Real tattoo needles Tattoos about gettilg milht infect you. REAL TAT- are Dear Ouija, It is also very interesting that this man is pos- drunk, and getting TOI)S FUCKING HURT! getting stoned My best friend is in love with a guy who I know sessive. this is a sign a person who is temp tattoos are hearts and Often of tattooed! I is cheating on her. I saw him with the other girl in being betrayed as much as he/she is past summer a flowers and PENGUINS! You afraid of But this sa\J a Kitchener bar twice already. Some of our other betraying his/her lover. This is not always the case friends say they have heard he is actually seeing but it is common. two other girls besides my best friend. He tells my Good luck with the creep, friend he loves her too. My friend is convinced he Ouija is very committed. This guy is also extremely pos- sessive of my friend. He gets angry if she even goes out for drinks with us and my friend is acting Dear Ouija, like his puppet. I don'tknow what to do for her be- I have only lived with my roommate for a total cause this guy is skum. If I tell her he is cheating of eight days and I already hate her living guts. She she will be devastated and if I don't she'll stay in is a disgusting slob. Her and her boyfriend leave evidence of their sex all over the apartment. She new fad impress itself on a very ca get temps at places like the love with the creep. i [gall] to lock me out of our only impressionable public-temporary -T> ist. You can get temp tattoos Signed, even has the bathroom for two hours while her and her boyfriend tattoos. Temp tattoos make nle A TANNING SALONS FOR Friend of Creep's Girlfriend do their deed. God she can't even keep her moans sick and people who get them G )D'S SAKE BY A BLOODY down. I've never heard anyone so loud before in make me shit funny. L CENSED BEAUTICIAN! Dear Friend of Creep's Girlfriend, | my life. How can I get her to clean up and shut up Y'know what it says abolt T mps don't even use needles- You know some information that will un- before I kill her with my bare hands. people? It says that the| tl ?y use spit! Stamps use spit, doubtedly hurt your friend. You face a number of those Signed, don't have the balls to go out STAMPS ARE NOT COOL! challenges. Yourfriend may not believe you if you anl Sick of my roommate commit. What they're saying il id worst of all, temp tattoos tell her. She may only believe only what she wants world, look at me! I'm si d m't hurt; they're applied loving- to. she does believe you she may hurt and "hey If feel Dear Sick of my roommate, tough because I've a tattoa 1 as though by your own humiliated that she was the last to know. One thing got First, murder is never the solution. If you have but when my mommy gets angrj r ommy. is clear, however, she will be more hurt in the long tendencies to kill someone you may want to call rub it off!" | Y'see real tattoos are just like run she continues to love him without knowing. I'll if 884-PEER and talk to someone. I just have to wonder if thesa jj stting really drunk. When you You may want to confront him directly. Tell What you should do is tell your roommate how are the same guys who mastur-l c ink beer, do you drink real beer him what you and your friends know. Tell him if he ■ you Be honest and ask her she wants to bate all the time so they don't gel( do you drink near-beer? I mean doesn't tell your friend then you will. Give him the feel. if make a compromise. She won't know until you tell any girls pregnant. Are these hy not just drink non-alcoholic chance to tell her directly. They can talk it out to- the|\ her. same people who bungee jumpll aoze and pretend to be drunk? gether. Yours till the condom gets picked up, they're too petrified to! As far as I can see, temp tat- your friend chooses to stay with him that is because If Ouija. skydive? ybos are nothing but a cop-out herprerogative. f?Ti atnena CONESTOGA MALL 725-1355 Athena offers an exciting range of over 1900 images of popular prints and posters in all styles - from black and white photography to y d LTCw,n^^rr X a art - ready for framing and laminating, as well as a wide And for ihe record, I'm get- selection of ready to hang frames and laminates. ting another one.

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easy. And you'll need more than your wits - Give yourself a competitive edge in the frustration's out tonight. Every- thing's wrong." It was bad, and you'll need the CMA designation to succeed. marketplace. Enroll in the CMA Program. he knew it. The night's crowd could be Certified are Call Society of Management Accountants Management Accountants trained the divided into two groups: those to develop a distinctive competence in manage- of Ontario at (416) 977-7741 or phone who were actually interested in the concert, and those who were ment knowledge, skills and practice. Graduates toll free 1-800-387-2932. there to socialize because the concert was free, with the latter heavily outnumbering the former. The evening, which had started off with a packed house, dis- CMA integrated into a few devoted fans who packed the front of the Certified Management Accountant Shelter's 'in-your-face' stage. Those who stayed were rewarded with a version of "Girlfriend" that actually seemed to get the night's bugs worked out. After a short escape to the patio, where Sweet seemingly gave his band a pep-talk, the The Society of Management Accountants of Ontario show wrapped up with a trio of 7 0 University Avenue, Suite 3 00, Toronto, Ontario M 5 J 2M 4 (4 1 6) 977-7741 covers including "All Along the Watchtower". Sweet and compa- ny seemed rather relieved to put this show behind them. THE CORD 24 Entertainment mm Urn* gffmfr U, lift Lava flows they are using the Grapes of Wrath's success to boost their own career. Lava Hay has been able to create their own success and don't need other bands to boost them to fame. Lava Hay has released two albums, but I'm not familiar with the first one, having only been intro- duced to this band six months ago. Some critics feel their second album is over-produced with a dif- ferent sound, but the band has said that they like change. I personally love their second album and was hooked after the first listen. Lava Hay are great live, especially if you're fa- miliar with their music. They are not the most visually stunning band and they don't go running all over the stage, but they are able to sound even better live than they do on disc (quite a feat for a band with so many harmonies and instruments). They focused mainly on material from their newest album, With a Picture in Mind with songs like "Don't Tell Me", "Here and Nowhere", and my per- sonal favorite, "Listen Well". They also played a few songs from their old album. Lava Hay have a lot of fun in concert and try to LCF brings spirit to Laurier amuse the audience by doing things like singing a The Laurier Christian Fellowship got together last week to throw a cover of a Johnny Cash tune. You know a band is well-recieved concert in the Quad. Featured band was Happy Daniel, talented when they can make even a Johnny Cash a quintet that played an inspired set of covers and originals. file pic: 'lom Szeibel tune sound good! pic: Rambo by Kathleen The other thing about Lava Hay that really im- Wall pressed me was their rapport with the audience. Lava Hay played at Phil's on the fifteenth, and When the concert was finished, they walked around / they were great. If you're not familiar with Lava and met audience members and also asked the Hay, they are the female duo of Michele Gould and lights to be turned down so that they could see the Suzanne Little, natives of the Toronto area, now audience's faces. That really impressed me because WHY MESS AROUND I living in Vancouver. it made the concert more personal and showed that Their music is a combination of acoustic and this wasn't just something they did for the money. Get Fit In Canada's Top Club! electric guitar with a psychedelic sixties sound The opening band was Junkhouse, and they are mixed in. They also use several different instru- definitely worth checking out. They are a great rock ments to create their sound, including the organ, band from the Hamilton area who sound a bit like bass, cello, and the french horn. the Tragically Hip but even better. The duo met while working part-time at Now The lead singer's voice is incredibly strong and magazine in Toronto. They never intended to fol- his hair is one amazing visual effect. Junkhouse has seriously, low a music career but formed the band a lot of energy and humour and are great live. You because the music they were hearing at the time will probably be hearing a lot from them in the near was very dull and similar. future. Their new sound, however, burst them into the One final note to Waterloo concert goers. Is il music scene full time and they have been touring some sort of tradition in this area to sit down in the ever since with the likes of the Leslie Spit Trio, middle of dance floors at concerts and look like Bobby Wiseman, Blue Rodeo, and The Grapes of corpses? Maybe it's just where I'm from, but we Wrath. They may tour again with the Grapes, but dance at concerts and have a good time (or at least | because they are now involved with two of the look like we are!) Am I missing something or do 112 band's members they don't want people thinking you need to liven up? |I ' iiififi If.iihi§ ' Art imitates life n ■ mm (cont. from pg.l9) could possibly be attracted to the in women in the film. What results Allen still very old-looking Allen. All all, the acting is notch and is a hilarious journey into the a genius top neurotic world of these characters enjoyable to watch. film maker Woody Allen, wrote and as they attempt to deal with the who this film, has once again strange new situations they have directed in both created for themselves. illustrated his expertise fields. The dialogue in this film The presentation of the film is is fast-paced and genuinely documentary. in the form of a funny. His assessment of people This method is quite effective, trying to survive in a world of cinematography but the horrible crumbling relationships is often involved is my greatest criticism uncomfortably realistic. The Male or female, if you want to lose weight, or tone-up, of the film. While trying to give well-developed plot challenges the impression that the action is we are the only people to see. Conveniently located the audience to forget about the near the university. Staffed by university physical being filmed by some novice tabloid rubbish they've read in a Camcorder, education graduates that have been professionally film-maker holding the past few weeks. As a direc- For the first fifteen minutes of "Hus- tor, Allen keeps "Husbands and trained to guarantee you look your very best. bands and Wives" is very difficult Wives" from wallowing in its the most in facilities, the best equipment in the on the eyes. Fortunately, the an- depressing subject matter and world, and professional one-on one service, try us. noying shaking of the camera keeps the audience interested up settles down after a while and you to the last frame. are allowed to concentrate on the I highly recommend this film STUDENT /soo

plied fairly — and consistently — if people are to be dealt with justly. This old aphorism has, evident- Wherely, been entirely forgotten by the Students' Union. Last Thursday, the Union sponsored a "Take Back the Night" march. The purpose of the event was to THURSDAY, empower women through a symbolic march at dusk through the streets of Waterloo. Men were not allowed SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 to march with the women, although they could join them for coffee afterwards. VOLUME XXXIII, ISSUE 6 The crux of the matter is that men were excluded from the march, solely because of their gender. Because PHOTOGRAPHY: COVER of this exclusion, the "Take Back the Night" march was discriminatory. Of that there can be little doubt. If RAMBO, JO-ANN JUUEN KATHLEEN WALL the roles were reversed, the outcry would be stupendous. There can also be little doubt that there are some solid reasons to justify this discrimination. Having men babysit children, and (for once) assume a strictly supportive role sends an important symbolic message. Women walking without the benefit of male 'protectors' also says something important, namely that women THE CORD are independent and able beings. A Wilfrid Laurier University S&llent PubliMbo No one ~ especially us - quibble with these facts. Despite all of these fine justifications, the "Take Back 75 (J/iiversiJy Ave. Vyesfcl/Vatercy. 205/ • the Night" march was discriminatory. Ont.JssL J - Yt 884-2990e^Tax : (5«954g096 / ( 112 Which brings us to the Students' Union. The Union has a bylaw - Bylaw 13 which specifically y Advertising: (S<|) B§|fco9y / Jj prohibits discrimination, saying "The corporation shall not discriminate, nor shall recognize any group, club member(s) the on sex, / / or other organization that discriminates against any of Corporation the basis of origin, | 1 age, place of origin, political belief, religious belief or physical disability." EOTOR-IN-CBIEF ...± Pat Brethcmr%£ The Union's mission statement also states that their "services will be available to all students". Their EDITOR \ilh Sheldon NEWS Pdad P dedication, on paper, to the principle of non-discrimination is admirable. On paper, the Union is a veritable associate News editor ingrid Nj/mSff ■■/■■■■■ Feizti Vallt i bastion of equality. ENTERTAINMENI* EDITOR... ii to ASSISTANT ENTERTAINMENT 80T0R../ Jennifer O'Cdrmell |j ; Unfortunately, their dedication equality is paper thin. J The "Take Back the Night" march is clearly discriminatory. By supporting this discriminatory event, the Students' Union is in blatant violation of their own bylaws. GUEST Vacant^ Why should anyone care if a bylaw that hardly anyone knew about is violated? F^^«S^EDITTO3^.... Because you, the students, are responsible for those bylaws. You have, as a group, voted that equality is to be guiding principle of your student government. Those are the laws you wanted. S \ And those are the precise laws your student governmentis now ignoring. In some cases. About a month and a half ago, a similar issue arose concerning discrimination, and a women's self- riCjifii il rii niilirnliii "ilv

— iMpve OJtJp, John McHuWion, self-defense courses. They deemed the courses exclusionary — men couldn't attend and thereby dis- jpifoit Yfeffif, J!n/Boyceg Miffi" fiand\ Aftiso n Youlton, uenyS criminatory. Under their bylaws, they decided that they were compelled to cancel.lnterestingly enough, the

McCallum, Kevin Watson, Jana Wat- same bylaw does not seem to apply a mere 45 days later. Once again, we have an event that excludes men - ilor>,oso&fl^lrby, Adam Holt, Dav® the "Take Back the Night" march. Now, the Students' Union has decided that this discriminatory event Stephan Latotfr, Dean doesn't violate their non-discriminatory bylaw. Waters, Phil S%t Not only is that utter nonsense, it's inconsistent in the extreme, and unjust. You can't change the rules the game every time you flip a calendar page. But, the Students' Union denies that they're discriminating against anybody. Their defense is laughable. Stangret said the Union supported the event, not the actual march, so they weren't discriminating. Fascinating, especially considering that the poster advertising the event read "Take Back the Night. A March for Women Only." The Students' Union is defensive about their decision. Alexandra Stangret, the person responsible for the decision to sponsor the "Take Back the Night", went so far as to write a letter criticizing a Cord story on the

event. That's reasonable - except that no one outside of our news room had read the story when she sub- mitted her letter. And no one could have read it until today. So, Stangret was criticizing a story that didn't ex- ist yet. Rather than attacking the press, the Students' Union could have just obeyed their bylaws. After all, it's --^Irlr-^-jfosemarv Bjmks the only non-discriminatory — and just — thing to do. The opinions expressed in this editorial are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect those of the rest of The Cord staff, or its publisher, WLU Student Publications.

M*t\phic ■ Arts^T^^^^n .:.'.^M..... Ho Don't disobey Dear Editor, protest have not been exhausted I am writing in response to (e.g. the issue has not yet been your request for opinions on the fought to the supreme court). In Walk-A-Breast campaign. There addition there has been little ef- is no doubt in my mind that there fort placed into nation wide peti- is a significant problem when tions or serious discussion of the LETTER OF women can take their tops off for relative merits of one side or the the pleasure of men but cannot other (i.e. much of the discussion THE WEEK take them off for their own has taken place primarily on an pleasure. With that in mind I will emotional level). If any group explain why I do not agree with was free to break any law they this campaign. deemed injustice, without having I agree that in some instances expended all legal means of more valued in our society than others. civil disobedience is appropriate protest, then we would not have Although it is subjective, depictions of women in and even necessary. Without this the relatively peaceful society sexist films, magazines and check on the governing bodies of that most of us value. advertising and inbred the land the people are not the Secondly, I do not believe this discrimination that make it harder for women to ad- ultimate authority. But because of issue is of great moral sig- vance as men in the severity of civil disobedience nificance. The issue of equality as far the busi- ness and academic world, appear I believe that is only suitable for all women is an issue of great to be more serious restrictions on when two conditions have been moral significance, but the Walk- equality than the opportunity to e back. e\Mxhei met. These conditions are: that all A-Breast campaign cannot be |j|| topless. EntemJ means considered equivalent to this is- go tee^,e i possible legal of protest jSt. •?S' is a memrfer of the Ontario I would encourage women Canadiangssi have been exhausted and that the sue, because to allow women to As if tell and men to continue to fight issue is of serious moral sig- go topless will not get rid of the in our nificance. In the case of the societal inequalities that now ex- against inequality society, Cord all its many forms, I would ■*»■* ii IMS Smoking Isn't only LETTERS EDITOR THETO cause of death The Cord's Letter Policy Dear Editor, they like it. Consider some other All letters must be submitted with the author's name, student identification Facts are facts and smoking is facts about smoking that usually number and telephone number. bad for your health. There are all go unlisted: (a) smoking isn't the All letters will be printed with the author's name, unless otherwise requested. sorts of tars and nicotines and cause of death and (b) some only Letters must be received by Tuesday at 2:00 pm for publication in that week's chemical filters that tend to people enjoy smoking very much. issue. destroy lung tissue and cause can- Senario: A smoker and a non- Letters must be typed, double-spaced and cannot exceed 400 cer when inhaled while burning. smoker are having lunch in Mac- words. The Cord reserves the right to edit any letter, but will not correct spelling and Smoking results in horrid breath Donald's. The non-smoker leaves grammar. and stained teeth. It kills taste in a rage mid-conversation be- buds and smothers little hairs way cause the smoker is a friend who The Cord reserves the right to reject any letter, in whole or part, that is in down in the back of your throat. won't quit and the non-smoker is violation of existing Cord policies, specifically : letters which contain personal attacks, or defamatory Smoking even kills people. Yes fed up with arguing incessantly statements. indeed, smoking is bad. So bad about it. After the non-smoker that in some places it is wrong - leaves MacDonald's, he crosses illegal and sinful. the street and is mauled by a This is common information. Mack truck, while the the smoker Everybody is aware that smoking remains comfortably seated in is linked to death as a result of MacDonald's happily sucking lung damage, or heart disease, or nicotine. cancer. Young school goers are What's the moral of the story? Recycling low educated regarding the perils of The moral of the story is the next lighting up - that it's "not cool". time you have the urge to nag a Massive multi-coloured posters smoker about his or her habit, scream anti-smoking slogans save your breath. She or he has everywhere people go. The heard it all before - it will kill you government sends powerful mes- etc., etc.. The smoker is enjoying risk murderers sages via television commercials a cigarette, the smoker likes it to "break free". Half hour videos and will only be driven to more Dear Editor, that the hired killer is going to get rocks from the stone booth and let show x-rays of black lungs and smoking by your hounding. If An article "Halfway house to a job again? Not! No one would Mr. Toughguy have it. Yeah, let living proof spouts off that with a you are happy not smoking, then handle killers" printed in the trust him because he is a con. him really taste that granite. little computer any smoker can don't smoke. But for those who Globe and Mail put some ideas in What is the likelihood of the guy Wow, knock his teeth out! Wow, quit. do smoke, don't infringe on their my head. The group which is with the temper of killing again? his spleen just ruptured! This is Why is it then, that "edu- happiness. He or she will quit if spearheading the project is called Good! This guy is obviously loser true ectasy! The poor bastard cated" university students smoke? and when he or she wants to. In St. Leonard's House. What they numero uno and dealing with can't even get away due to the I Students are aware of the dangers the meantime shut-up and let the propose to do is take low risk kil- litde tiffs are not his forte. Fur- chain on his leg. Ha Ha Ha feel of inhaling all that evil trash into smoker smoke and smoke happi- lers that have been given life thermore, what kind of a woman just terrible! out problem Recently about anoth- their bodies but they do it ly. Besides, truly and honestly, sentences and integrate them back would go with this I heard er of "correcting" anyway. Why don't they all just nobody likes a quitter. into society. Their definition of child? Exacdy my point. civil method maybe I not quit and live longer? low risk is "whose motive was Secondly, am people that is used in some revenge, hatred or quite sure LIFE Follow thes I'll tell you why - because Dave Marcus anger, jeal- what the word Arabic countries. ously, where the victim and the means. Is that the time from right easy instructions for best results. perpetrator knew each other.". now, in my case, till I die? That 1. Get 1 large feed bag. This seems fairly reasonable. sounds right, but I guess it is not 2. Put naughty person in bag. Science building Only 5 of 750 killers released the case. Is the threat of a "life" 3. Place 6 cats, with less than killed again. Gee, that is pretty sentence not supposed to deter a desirable attitudes, in bag. good! It is just amazing that they would be killer? Hell, don't piss 4. Sew bag shut. could kill trees prison system does not release me off anymore or I will get to 5. Beat the shit of the bag ALL the killers. Sure, maybe one know you and cut your up into with large sticks. Dear Editor, of your family members gets itty bitty pieces! And you can be 6. Open can of Puss-n-Boots As two concerned Geography Graduate students we have a few dinged by one of these good sure that anger will be my mo- and reward appropriately. questions about the location of the new Arts and Science building. Samaritans, but come on, they tive. I just can't wait to reap the Everybody could get in on this We understand that the building will be situated at the corner of King really are trying. benefits. one. It would sort of be like get- Street and Bricker Street which at first glance appears to be a con- My first point deals with the To keep a prisoner in a Cana- ting back to nature, working with venient and suitable site. It is also home to some very old trees. If the definition of low risk. Is this not dian prison the bill rings in at animals again. Sure this method new building does indeed use this site, no matter how many saplings discrimination against, say, a around $45,000. There are 2,300 may be a bit hard on the bag, but are planted they will not be a suitable replacement for these mature hired killer. These people have lifers in Canada now. Simple not to worry, an old suitcase will trees. We attempted to find out exactly what is planned for this site, lives too. They just do their job math tells us that to keep these suffice. (Please remove moth but to no avail. We hope that the building plans consider the sig- and they get stuck being passed sweet beings, $103,500,000 is balls as lifers have rights too even nificant values of mature trees (i.e. aesthetic, historical, biological, around in prison for a pouch of tag. That isn't much! though they completely destroyed al- etc.). Any concerned and/or informed individuals please let us know Daily Mail. Hardly fair. Now take Capital punishment was someone else's.) This method, what will be happening with this matter. Contact us either through the some low risk fellow who gutted abolished in 1976. This was a though somewhat time consum- Geography Graduate Office or The Cord. his best friend and bowling buddy good move, but it should have ing, would have the best deterrent for servicing his wife; give this been replaced with public execu- potential for those who think kill- Your truly, guy a chance? Look at it this way, tions. This would be great! Friday ing is of appropriate behaviour. Lorri Krebs put both these people back into night take your lover down to the Instead of getting rewarded for Lynda Formosa society. What is the likelihood town square, purchase a few their little temper tantrum they are going to wish that someone would throw them in a tree shred- der for a quicker and more humane death. I could go on for days think- Seventies were great ing up neat ways to cure our problem but there is more paper Dear Editor, Eagles, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Stevens, James Taylor, Bruce Cock- to read. burn, and Supertramp. The 70's culminated with Fleetwood Mac's Turn the page and what do Over the past two weeks Cord writer Feizal Valli has taken some 1977 release Rumours which would go on to sell over 21 million you know? A south Korean unnecessary and uncalled for potshots at some of rock n' rolls finest copies worldwide making it the best selling album by a group of all anatomy professor is having a and most influential artists from the 1970'5. On September 10 Mr. time. Not bad for candy floss, eh Feizal? hard time finding corpses for dis- Valli summed up the music of the 70's as being "gloriously inept and On September 17 Mr. Valli continues his tirade, this time taking section. Marvelous. This would brutally idiotic". Where such an observation came from is beyond me. aim at Paul McCartney and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Paul McCartney's con- be great for diplomatic relations The 1970's could possibly go down in history as the greatest decade tribution to the music world as a member of both the Beatles and and advance the medical world rock has ever experienced. During this era artists such as David Wings and as a solo artist speak for themselves. To undermine or considerably. Think about it, we Bowie, Rush, Black Sabbath, Queen, Led Zeppelin and the Allman question his efforts is an utter fallacy. Furthermore, to answer an ear- get rid of our trash, the professor Brothers all rose to prominence. Others, who had been around in the lier question posed by Mr. Valli, Lynyrd Skynyrd were a hard work- gets his LIVE specimens and the 60's, such as The Who, Pink Floyd, and Neil Young, clearly did some ing band responsible for much af the creative impetus behind government saves 103,500,000 a of their best work in the 70's. The Who's Quadrophenia and Who's southern rock. Tracks such as "Am I Losin", "Tuesday's Gone", "All year keeping these slobs. Every- Next, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, Animals, and The Wall, I Can Do Is Write About It", "Saturday Night Special", and the rock body is a winner. Naturally that and Neil Young's After the Goldrush, and Harvest were all bench- anthem "Freedbird" all give indication to the depth of lead vocalist money would be put into OSAP marks in the illustrious careers of these legendary artists. The 70's Ronnie Van Zant's song writing abilities. Nothing more than hillbil- and the WLU building fund be- also saw the songwriting tandem of Elton John and Bernie Taupin lies with guitars? I think not. cause it is my idea. produce the timeless albums Madman Across the Water, and Tum- Lovingly YourSf ble weed Connection. Other acts who would go on to forge a name for Sincerely, Scotty "Mr. Compassionate" themselves in the music world in the 1970's include Bob Seger, the Dave Musgrave McKay THE CORD- |3NSW*Q( SftMKb* M, 199* Letters to the Editor 27 WLUSU recognizes reality and, in light of the Students' Union's recent post- Dear Editor, ponement of Self Defense Courses, what justifica- I am writing out of a concern that I have over we in supporting it. I won't get into much what I hope will not become a trend in The Cord's tion had of (which are already outlined in the arti- future news coverage. I was approached today by a the details cle) from saying that by not supporting the Cord reporter asking to speak with me about the aside SHOOTING FROM THE LIP would have been sending Students' Union's endorsement of "Take Back The walk, the Students' Union message that personal safety is not a primary Night", an annual event held nationwide to protest the at Laurier - incidence of violence against women. The event concern for at least 50% of the students by Scott Mckay and Allison the alone at night do not Youlton of a march down King Street, followed by that female students walking consists continually watch for whoever is walking near or a brief ceremony, speeches and an evening cof- - that, in essence, violence against The question: feehouse. The march, itself, is symbolic, represent- behind them and women not exist. We believe that it does. Do you agree with men being banned ing the only time of the year when women are able does unfortunate, though, that in your attempts to walk "alone" at night without fear of assault. The It is from the "Take Back the Night" march? more walk, for illustrative purposes, is intended only for to make "newsworthy" an event that has than women, though men are welcome to express their enough news merit of its own, the true message of The shots: support, as they did this year, by participating in initiatives like "Take Back The Night" often gets lost. The issue is not "discrimination" or "Why other aspects of the night's activities. "It seems it was appropriate as it article, I weren't men allowed to take part in the walk?" It is Unfortunately, the purpose of the as was a women's issue. They felt not to give justice to what had a recognition of the stark reality faced by the fe- understood it, was for so long that they have been protest and male population at Laurier, and one which we be- been an extremely powerful initiative to dominated by a man's world, women, the Students' Union has every right to ad- raise awareness of violence against but to lieve they needed to do this be them- in dress. seek out an apparent "inconsistency" the Stu- selves. And it was not a rejection dents' Union's approach to nondiscrimination and of men as they encouraged them Sincerely, to discredit our endorsement of the event on these to come at the end for discus- grounds. The focus of the article was whether or Alexandra Stangret University sion." not the event was "discriminatory" towards men Vice-President: Affairs Alan Retzman, Masters of Social WLUSU BOD arrogant Work every the 8.0.D. complains Dear Editor: 2:45pm have been set aside for year, about the fact that there is never To say that the Students' the time that the Students' Union enough publicity about the men Union and Student Publications 8.0.D. will be meeting. This "It is very unfair, if feel and that there needs to be strongly it, they has always shared a friendly and directly conflicts with the long 8.0.D. about should be more holding a Board open relationship would obvious- since established Cord staff meet- done. Does allowed to come out and express meeting at a time so that the Cord it. It would add to the women's ly be a complete falsehood. The ings that have been occurring at unable to attend help out this movement men expressed sup- infamous Cord shutdown by the this time for at least 5 years. It is is if at all? No, it certainly does port it." Students' Union in 1991 is an ex- my job to attend these Cord meet- goal for not. Aside from whether or not ample of this. However, due to a ings (some of which, like the last I'll there, it screws the Board Denise, Hons. Poli Sci./French fundamental shift in the area of one, are attended by as many as be from getting any publicity on respect, a greater effort to com- 100 people!!). Yet, when I who they are or what they are municate between both corpora- brought this issue up in front of doing. tions has been made. That is why the WLUSU 8.0.D., I was asked not saying that the Board the President of Student Publica- if I could change the time of the I'm should change their meeting tions sits on the Students' Union Cord staff meetings instead to ac- every time someone cannot Board of Directors and why the comadate their Board. I was times of all for me. What I President of the Students' Union amazed at this example of self attend, least am is that they should sits on Publications' Board of serving attitude. It is quite a lot saying meeting Directors. Both representatives harder to change a meeting time change their time when cannot attend act as a liaison to the Boards and to accommodate over 100 one Board member to that is provide a degree of communica- volunteers' schedules than it is to ever due the fact he/she doing job. By holding tion. change the schedules of 15 Board his/her Fridays time, it is Therefore, I must question members. This is especially true them on at this preventing me from doing my why the Students' Union 8.0.D. when the fact remains that the job. grossly unfair. To say is stubbornly refusing to change Cord has had this meeting time a This is would change their their meeting time when it con- hell of a lot longer than the that the Board "I think if men want to help out they should be allowed to support anybody else flicts with one (if not several) of WLUSU Board has. meeting time for it. [It] seems to defeat the purpose. It sounds like they want men and un- their own Board members ability Furthermore, I have been in- would be unfair and women to work together, and yet not let them participate in the me to say. to show up. In particular, the fact volved with the Students' Union substantiated for What fight." like a that Fridays at approximately Board for several years now and would happen if someone Students' Union Vice-President Para, Management Studies and Ben, Hons. Eco. could not attend due to job re- quirements? I guess the answer is Kim's a party simple: be arrogant enough to demand that the V.P. works Dear Editor, around the Board. Why can't the I am writing to respond to that article in last week's Cord about Board alternate its schedule so the Shinerama concert with Kim Mitchell. Once again, through this that Board member(s) that cannot article the Cord (or at least the writer) has put forth a bad impression attend due to scheduling will still "It doesn't make sense to have about something that wasn't bad. First of all, the concert was be able to attend the next meet- men banned. Men and women definately NOT boring. Funny, the people all around me seemed to ing? Or why not schedule them should work together—women be having a damn good time. The multitudes of voices shouting on Sunday afternoons? One Sun- can'tfight it alone."

"Kim! Kim! Kim!" for the encore seemed to be having a good time ~ day afternoon every two weeks that doesn't seem to be something I'd want to do if I was bored. I surely is not too much for a Doug Brooks, Hons. Poli Sci. guess the people next to me who screamed "We love you Kim!" were Board member to be asked to just talking in their sleep, right? Even the people up behind the glass give up. They were, after all, windows up above the AC floor were dancing around, I recall. I guess elected to a position to do a job no one told them that Kim was an "ageing rocker" who had forgotten and I think it's a real sad state of how to rock. And, why shouldn't Kim play "Rockland Wonderland"? affairs if a 8.0.D. member is un- If because the Beach Boys played "California Girls" here I'm sure I wouldn't willing to do this they "It's very inappropriate, as it is a hear in on a you crying "but this isn't California!" don't want to come Sun- means to pull people together "I am a wild party" even got the lamer who didn't move all show day. and yet exclude a group, typical- to join the fun, so I don't know what you are talking about when you The other possibility is that ly males, as we are supposedly say the concert was a bomb. It seems that all I ever hear from this Student Publications is not impor- the one's doing it. I can see their 'paper' is that, if it isn't some stupid obscure alternative band that no tant enough to the Students' point as it is a women's issue, one's heard or then automatically I personally of, some vomit-rap/dance music, it Union to matter. but if they are going to resolve it, sucks. I can Kim if come but All say is, I wouldn't blame he didn't ever would not like to believe this, they are going to need men to play here again, with lame attitudes like this around here... at times like this, I must con- help them." P.S. Nice crappy grainy photograph. Forget your flashes at the U2 template it's validity. concert? Richard Mann, Martin Honours History and English Kevin Fisher P.L. Walker Head Hoser President of the Kim Mitchell Fan Club WLU Student Publications THE CORD 28 Comment Itarartm M, MM Sex needs communication PINK INK Dear Editor, feeling guilty for a situation they only thing that can prepare a per- SEX. Marc Van Es's letter to had no control over Van Es tells son to know if things are moving by Denys Daivs the editor last week has it all them otherwise. Attitudes like toward sex is communication. wrong. Like many people who Van Es's only set back the many Sex is beautiful, wonderful gay rights are making leaps forward here in Ontario, in believe they are doing good by progressive things the "no means and healthy as long as both part- Goldsboro, North Carolina and in New York City there are warning women to be careful, no" campaign has tried to ners communicate, consent to the Whileclosed minded individuals denying gays and lesbians a voice Marc's words of wisdom were achieve. situation and use protection. and children the opportunity to learn about the people around them. done with the best of in- Marc Van Es told virgins not There is so much shame probably associa- The controversy surrounds the appearance of three books geared I believe the informa- to cringe at roommates' stories of ted with sexual experiences that tentions but to young children on the topic of gay and lesbian lifestyles which provided in was how their roommate's partner really tion he his letter isn't necessary. Sex doesn't were recently added to the children's library in Goldsboro. The same turns them on because this is how "damage" you a completely false. do if have books were also added this year to the Grade one curriculum in the to detect if things are moving It is true that alcohol alters healthy attitude about it. New York City public school system. many situations. It is true that towards sex. Wrong. People It's time both men and were in both men and women should should have the option of either women began taking charge, bec- The books recently removed from the children's section make the boundaries clear and participating or listening to a con- oming educated and started com- Goldsboro after complaints from parents of children who had signed define limits about how far each versation. If a person does not municating. them out. After removal the books were placed in the adolescent's is- person wishes to go sexually. It is feel comfortable listening to sues section where they will, according to library staff, remain despite the true that women and men should stories that person feels is of- Sincerely, controversy. The books have not been removed from the New be careful. It never hurts to make fensive than that person has the Christina Craft York curriculum as of yet. sure your friends are aware of option of not participating. The The titles of the books are "Heather has two mommies", "Gloria where you are and make sure you goes to pride day"and "Daddy's roommate". "Daddy's roommate" can easily get help. tells the story of a man who leaves his wife for a man named Frank, Marc Van Es's opinion has Rush no vinyl drool taking his young child with him. Daddy and Frank do everything altered these simple facts, how- together-eating, sleeping, working and shaving. ever. Van Essays, "Don't put Dear Editor, thought I'd see the day Neil Peart's lyrics receive criticism. The breakdown of the issues is this: people are afraid, first and yourself in a situation you think LYNYRD SKYNARD FUCK- foremost, books knowledge that they will - that these and the contain lead sex you're "Vinyl drool" clean out your might to unless ING SUCK. encourage young children to choose the immoral lifestyle portrayed. with the RUSH EXCESSIVE fucking ears. prepared to live possible VINYL It is also believed that the books portray in a positive way life outside DROOL. Skynyrd sucks. Who ever consequences. It's that simple." of the traditional nuclear family. The books seem to say it's okay not He My ass. This is without a heard such repulsive jibberish? I'm afraid it's not that simple. to have a mommy and a daddy. It is my opinion [and the opinion of doubt the biggest pile of shit The "Free Bird" , "Gimme Three puts the onus on the woman to many other gay positive people] that the conservative society is once Cord's printed. "Die seventies Steps" and "Simple Man" are hide away from society, never to again afraid that the queers are on a recruiting drive for fresh young by Feizal Valli dares lash a part of Skynyrds give back rubs or to stay up late die" to only small meat. Putting the timeless music of the classic southern rock repertoire. talking with a man alone. take some a little about - If people would time to discover bit gays on the woman ultimately seventies. I never thought such "Hillbillies with guitars" what the onus and lesbians they would realize that we are not pedophiles, we are not also puts the blame on the woman criticism possible. ajoke. drug fiends, and we are in general good people. If people understood if a date rape situation occurs. Forget James Dean and The 70's, an era of rock. A more about homosexuality it would make it easier for us. We would Date rape is not the woman's Jimmy Hoffa. Let's talk music decade of decadence. Ass-kicking have human self-esteem levels, we wouldn't grow up afraid of who fault no matter what events led to and clear the air on a few things. rock n' roll always stands the test we we wouldn't be thrown out of our parents' homes. With a that kind of situation. Putting the Okay, the seventies had John of time. The 70's gives proof to are, little knowledge people might not think that homosexuals want to be onus on the woman also excludes Travolta arid the disco movement. this. If your insistent upon hear- members of the opposite sex, rape children, and give them AIDS. men from taking an active role in Every decade has its lemons. The ing an end to the music of the of what is happening in a sexual re- buck stops at Johnny Travolta's 70's I hope, for your sake, you There is, of course, more to this issue than just the recognition lationship. No woman should great dance moves. Trie seventies find either a career in a monastery the gay and lesbian voice. We are talking about censorship, and the - mine, have to feel guilty for the "con- is a decade that rocks like no or go deaf. denial of education to the children, our children your's, and sequences" of a date rape situa- other. The list of artists that everyone else's. We can learn so much about our world by learning beings. Say, we tion. prospered during this time is end- Sincerely, about other peoples customs, lifestyles, and aren't about this very thing? When I was reading his letter less. Derek Barry having a referendum I wondered about the many Let's get one thing straight. women who just went through Rush is anything but vinyl drool. years of therapy trying to recover The Canadian trio continues to the trauma from a date rape. After belt out albums that receive their counselors told them to stop recognition world-wide. I never Mark mayhem CEREBELLA by Ryan Feeley Dear Editor, spoke with the secretary of the English department, I am sick of professor tag! and was told the mark would probably not be cor- I submitted an assignment on October 17, 1991. rected until the prof was again on campus - closer I have tried four times since to have the assignment to fall. mark recorded, and the term mark corrected. I checked the mark again on September 16, and Near the end of term the prof mentioned that it was still not corrected. I again went to the English she did not have the mark for the assignment. I in- department, was sent to the Classics department, formed her of the correct mark. and left a photocopy of my assignment for my for- At the beginning of winter term I checked my mer prof . If the planets align correctly, and the term mark, finding a C+. I had A's on my assign- powers that be allow it, perhaps my ex-prof will ments during the term. After phoning the prof (she CORRECT MY DAMN MARK!!! is a part-time prof rarely on campus) and faxing a I have made every reasonable effort to correct copy of my assignment to her (at my expense), she my prof's error. Isn't there something wrong? The called me to say my final mark was now recorded lack of correction may be due to the Registrar's Of- as a B+. fice or the computer system, but shouldn't she In the summer I received a transcript and dis- make some effort as well? Don't the professors of covered the mark was not corrected. I approached Wilfrid Laurier University have a responsibility to the registrar, and after going to the English depart- ensure their students receive the correct mark? ment, and another fax (at the department's ex- pense), I hoped the mark would be corrected. I later Kathleen Honey

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• • W r i t e a L c t/t e)r . ....PD !!!!..,.!!.~~ . Comment No answers on computer censorship which discuss sexual topics like bondage, bestiality, by Jim Boyce Ali awesome looking paper. Very informative news section. Laurier 1 in sexual diseases and homosexuality). Weir was not any questions have been raised about the has news? Naaah! fe the only person to be offended by the newsgroups: lee recent banning of newsgroups at Laurier -Martin Walker M but the most important appears to be: who Bezner, in an interview, called them "puerile" while is capable of providing the answers? Baker, in a memo, referred to them as "raunchy." Clean, crisp, well laid out and informative. Work on headlines and fed In case you were away from Waterloo this sum­ Back to the questions. leads. fCh mer (or missed the latest issue of the Cord) let me Although there are many interesting ethical is­ -John Lavigne me explain the situation. To begin with, newsgroups sues stemming from the ban, many incredibly the are similar to computerized bulletin boards. To end simple. questions remain unanswered. These in­ More editorials on legalizing marijuana. with, in late June and early July, at least six clude: how many newsgroups are banned, what are -Jim Boyce in newsgroups were banned after Hart Bezner (Direc­ the names of these newsgroups, and what is their ed tor of Computing Services) took one hundred pages content? It would seem obvious to turn to the ad­ Puck 'shit sandwiches'. If you are going to do a review on a concert is­ of computer output from these newsgroups to Don ministration for the answers but, after spending four at least criticize the actual music -- criticizing the beer and the ,ite Baker (Vice-President: Academic) who then took months covering the ban, I have come to the con­ acoustics is not a review on the concert. bw the output to John Weir (president of WLU at the clusion that the administration has little idea of -Jay Charpell time) who found it "offensive" and decided to ban what it is doing. them ("them" is newsgroups in the alt.sex hierarchy continued on page 30 Get rid of flyers. They only end up on the Concourse floor. -Brock Greenhalgh

Personally, I liked the editorial at the front of the paper, like last year. Otherwise, looks great so far. Just say "Yes" -Heather Maeers The layout is great this year. Articles are interesting and relevant. by Amit Kapur that this vote won't be a chance powers, and the reformed Senate. to "Kick the Bums Out" (Take Just because one issue doesn't -Christina Craft n October 26, I as a Ca­ heart, our chance will come). I'm meet with my satisfaction doesn't nadian once ag~in be­ sure that on referendum day mean that the deal as a whole 0 come a cog m our many will try, however the day won't make the country better. after the vote, Joe Clark, Bob And don't believe the preach­ Where have all the flyers gone? As Brock Greenhalgh (and a couple democratic machine. My fondest of people from PP&P) mentioned, last week's Cord left a lot of little wish for an election has been Rae, Brian Mulroney and the rest ing of Preston Manning, leader of yellow papers scattered around the Concourse. We've decided to do a granted, and now is the time to of the gang will still be there. the Reform Party. According to few things to help alleviate, if not eliminate, the problem. We already show my anger at the political In fact, it is ridiculous to think him, we should vote "No" and limit inserts to two per paper. We'll keep doing that. Second, The system, right? WRONG! that voting on the future of our then have a freeze on further ne­ Cord will be folded when we have inserts. This is usually the case, As I am standing in the voting country will affect the political gotiations. Now, how can you tell but·was neglected last week. Lastly, we'lllook at only getting larger booth on referendum day, I must futures of any politician. The only people to get back to their normal ask myself some very important effect I can see is that there business when most of us agree inserts. With all these things, we may avoid last week's litter prob­ questions. Is this just an ex­ would be a little less of a Canada that Canada doesn't work well in lem. pensive poll to see how the Cana­ for our next Prime Minister to its present state? Instead of a dian public feels about their preside over. freeze, a "No" vote will simply If music be the food of life, then ... don't criticize. One comment at the Feedback Booth, and two letters to the editor last week criticized elected officials, or is there some­ I know, I know, there are mean several more years of Con­ Cord concert reviews. Some disputed the right of reviewers to criti­ thing more important to it? Have some things that I don't like stitutional haggling. que a concert, saying that they should keep their bias out of a review. we been granted this referendum about the deal. The Senate may Surely I am not going to vote Unfortunately, this simply isn't possible. While we have a responsi­ simply to show the world how not be as powerful as I would for this deal just to get it out of bility to keep our news coverage as bias-free as possible, this simply pissed off we are, or are we being have liked, and women are one of the way. However to help rebuild isn't the case for reviews. When you write about a concert, you're trusted with the future of our the groups that didn't get their this country, I have look carefully writing about your experience, writing about your subjective impres­ country? I realize that I must be fair share. However ,as is the case at the issues. Moreover, I realize sion. Although I don't know how you would go about writing an very careful when deciding how with most good compromises, that I am one of over 26 million 'unbiased' concert review, I do know one thing -- such a review to vote, or I might contribute to everyone can find something in people in this country and we all making the fatal mistake of the deal to hate. However, to truly don't want the same things. If we would be bland and boring beyond belief. voting the wrong way for the appreciate the magnitude of are going to make changes in the The Cord Feedback Booth makes an appearance every Thursday wrong reason. achievement that this deal way we run this greatest of all 10 am to 4 pm in the Concourse. Come by and tell us what you I, as part of the population represents, I have looked at the countries, then we will all have to about The Cord --after all, it's your student paper. that considers politicians once deal as a whole. make some sacrifices so that we f~:~ notch lower than used-car sales­ I have seen the achievements can all live together in peace and ··ser men, was disappointed to realize in native issues, provincial happiness.

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'(, We should recognize these people -- and I use It's time that the English language stopped dis­ (' VI criminating against the its of thi<> world. It's ume the term lightly -- are mereiy neuter-bigots wanting lr I(I I v the English language became neuter-neutral. to oppress sexless things everywhere. \ ~ We already have s/he, so we can use that as a They should not be tolerated. Rather, shout /. '"'JC {. ../?--.- beginning. We'll takes/he, and add 'it' to our base. them down, preferably with loud cries. of ''I'm a So, we end up with ... s/h/it s/h/it! ". You can show comradely support for M\LL\f. IHE C.OW'S L\fE LONG' A~~rno,v S/h/it will help overcome the oppression of the neuters that way. Also, you can make sure that no third sex world wide, not to mention stabilizing the one else is heard, except for the s/h/its. IO JuMP OVER\\-\£. t'\ooN WAS price of bananas. S/h/it can be a powerful force for So, it's up to you. You can tolerate the English Sue c."E ssFuL ... ONLtt SHE DID'NT PLAN overcoming the patriarchal nature of our society. language the way it is now, and labour to find dif­ When journalists use s/h/it in their writing, ferent ways to describe the different sexes. Or you !="OR RE -EN\R.1'. everyone will know that they arc conforming to the can opt for s/h/it and make thirJing a lot simpler. 30 Comment THE CORD Pre-registration frustration ever use it again please feel free RULE #6: Books have to be ex- prove that we never really needed classes- are possible, but are very to hunt me down. Thank you.) pensive. a referendum in the first place." rare and usually end up getting I have come up with a few Maybe you've seen this sign in RULE #7: It is impossible to ruined by the addition of an un- general rules concerning the first the Bookstore. "No book shall organize ones schedule such that foreseen lab (See rule #5). THE LAST LAUGH week of school. cost less than fifty dollars, unless it doesn't include at least one And finally, the most impor- by Kevin Watsen RULE #1: There is no such thing a national referendum costing 8:30 am class. tant rule; - year, a new adven- as student parking. It is a myth. millions of dollars is held only to RULE #7A: Fridays without RULE #8: Beer is good food! ture, a new column. Yes, RULE #2: Class rooms listed on Anewyou are both blessed and the time table do not exist. If privileged to witness the birth of someone knows where room my new column. Don't you just A3TIOI*SI.OO3ALB is, please on know I attend meets delight! Senate explode me so can my ban want to with let Let me see. What shall I spout History of Countries That Begin dropped access to two newsgroups." [my give ex- Letter 'P' continued from page 29 versity off about, er...1 mean With the course. highlight] tremely insightful and helpful RULE #2A: Any classroom that QUESTION 1: What Newsgroups Are Banned? views on issues that shape our may exist has been moved to the Way back in early July no one seemed to know. Question 3: What Is the Content of the Banned lives. Maybe the ever intriguing other side of the campus. I phoned Bezner and he told me to talk to In- Newsgroups and often asked questions "Why RULE #3: Line ups. Line ups. stitutional Relations. I phoned Institutional Rela- Way back in early July I thought the do men have nipples?", or, "How Line ups. tions and they told me to talk to Bezner. I phoned newsgroups were banned because their sexually ex- did Geraldo get his own talk After a while I found out that Bezner and he told me to talk to Ruby Ramji. So I plicit content was "offensive." Then two weeks ago people would line for no apparent show?" did. I was anonymously given the memo mentioned I've got it! My first week reason. I bent over to tie up my You might be interested to know that Ramji above. It stated: "President John Weir decided that back at Laurier. shoe and a three-hour line up does not work for Computing Services. She does we should not subscribe to the most obviously I am not a first year student, formed behind me. not work for Institutional Relations or the adminis- pornographic or racist newsgroups until we had the or should I say "Frosh"(What the RULE #3A: The fastest line up is tration either. Ruby Ramji is a student, in fact, the policy and procedure in place." a frosh anyway? A the one in which you are not in. hell is student who originally criticized the ban and who It would normally be hard for me to believe this squashed frog?). So I figured, RULE #4: Signatures. Signatures. tipped the Cord onto the story. statement could be made because there are still hey, I pre-registered. I know my Signatures. By the way, Ramji did know which groups were pornographic newsgroups available and, as far as I way I should around campus. Just to think about adding one banned [and this was later confirmed by Bob can tell, not one racist newsgroup has been banned. Right. have no problems. course, I needed fifty signatures, Ellsworth, Computer Centre User Liaison]. I say this would normally be hard to believe but this NOT! including one from my favourite is not a normal situation. This is a situation clothed (Note: Please excuse my use of uncle's wife twice removed and QUESTION 2: How Many Newsgroups Are in contradictions, misinformation and apparent ig- that massively overused and very three times added (Thank God Banned? norance. annoying but felt was word, I it she was in town this week). Way back in early July everyone [Institutional Taking all of these questions into consideration word that ac- the only could RULE #5: Every subject has a Relations, Computing Services and Weir] agreed it might be asked if the inability to confirm a few display If I curately my emotions. lab. that six newsgroups had been banned. basic facts is a major problem? The answer is yes. This was fine until August when I noticed an- When we are dealing with banning information in a other group in the alt.sex hierarchy was unavail- setting renown for freedom of access to information able. When I asked Bezner about it he told me the it simply is not acceptable to allow a matter this WOMEN WORDS group had been among those originally banned. The serious to be handled in a manner this sloppy. Next month, the Senate Committee on Comput- by members of the Women's Centre problem is that this addition makes the number of newsgroups banned equal seven not six. Although ing will meet and hold hearings on the ban. I hope they approach this issue with a wealth of informa- by Beth Haydl this may seem like a small discrepancy, whentalk- ing about a number that can be counted on your fin- tion and hear a variety of opinions. But I also hope Thursday, September 17, 1992, women in Kitchener- gers it is a difficult discrepancy to accept. that when they examine whether these newsgroups Waterloo walked once again in solidarity and protest against So is a memo circulated to the Deans, Directors should be banned, they also examine how poorly Onthe violence that is directed towards them by some men in and Chairs by the administration. It states, "the Uni- the ban was carried out. this society. This violence, which takes the form of harassment, threats, beatings, rape, and murder, is a fact of lite for all women. The majority of North American women do not feel safe when they are out alone after dark. And since the abduction, sexual assault, and Watch more stupid TV murder of Kristen French, in broad daylight and close to her home, it is evident that it is not sufficient to "Take Back the Night". Women Not at all possible. The pellet that to perform such acts by the are not safe anywhere, anytime. One would also think that five hun- lodged itself in my cheek caused media, but if you ask me, and you dred women walking together through the downtown cores of no real problems, but the old did, they'd have to be pretty sod- Kitchener and Waterloo would be free from harassment, but this was steak knife we used to dig it out ding stupid in the first place." not the case on Thursday night. was dirty and the gaping wound Editor's note: We thought we had These women were the targets of thrown objects, verbal abuse, VIOLENT got infected. Tetanus shots are Hand beat last week. Instead of obscene gestures, and booing. At one point, a young man in a parking VignetteswithMark Hand also a bitch. trying to bar himfrom the offices, lot was observed punching a young woman, and when a group of editor of this fine Have you ever seen Bart we decided to placate him and marchers rushed to intervene, they were threatened by several friends paper has informed me Simpson tear around the city on pretend we'd run his inane of the offender. The message was that the abusive violence of a man Thethat Happy Hunting will his skateboard? Dammit, no one, column "Violent Vignettes". We towards a woman is private business, and anyone who tries to help is no longer be printed. Fine. I've absolutely no one can go barrell- would paste up his danged arti- meddling. Those of us, women and men, who abhor the misogynistic got a new column this week, as ing toward an intersection on a cle, and then rip it off the flats the treatment of women that is epidemic in our society can only wonder you can see, called Violent skateboard and at the last minute minute he left the offices. Un- about the hostility that becomes apparent whenever women stand up Vignettes. use the lamp-post to whip your- fortunately, the sodding fool for their rights to liberty, security and safely of person. I watch a lot of TV, and see a self around the corner. No one. Crazy Glued his story to the Do those men who insult, ridicule and physically threaten femi- lot of films. Possibly coinciden- The car was OK, but my page. Anyways, Hand's writing is nists not have mothers, sister, daughters, or wives? Actions like Take tal ly, I also spend a lot of time in board was put to rest. So was I - so shallow that you are in severe Back the Night are for them. Do these men want women to be mur- the hospital. Allow me to elabora- in a coma for a week and a half. danger of cracking your head dered in the streets solely because of their reproductive biology? If te. And in those Three Stooges open if you dive into it. Mark, you these men themselves are not abusers or rapists, then why are they so Last spring, after Wrest- flicks, they poke their eyes and come dangerously close to a mo- frightened by the prospects of safe streets for women, and justice for lemania, a pal of mine and I were stuff? Nyuk, nyuk, that eyepatch ment of self-awareness when you victims of violence? reliving the excitement. Well, to is pissing me off. write, "And I thought could this It is alarming to witness the number of women, especially young make a long story short, I dis- The other day I was watching be me?" It not only could be you, women, who want autonomy and who do not want to live a life of covered the hard way that a Geraldo, and he had this thing it damned well is. You sick, de- fear, but who are trapped in situations from which there is seemingly suplex really hurts. A lot. Six about how violence represented mented troll. Try and watch on no escape. A group of teenage women joined Thursday's march weeks in traction, and I still have in the media and popular culture something remotely intellectually the spur of the moment, clutching hastily made signs. One of these back spasms regularly. can influence people's behaviour. enlightening, and you might find women was forcibly prevented by her male friend from taking part. After getting out of the hospi- And I thought...could this be me? your perspective on life radically He was obviously threatened by her attempt at independence. Many tal, I watched a lot of movies Needless to say, I stopped playing improves. You can start with women of all ages leave violent families or husbands in desperation, while recovering. One of them Dungeons and Dragons in case I something simple (which will only to find that they are economically handicapped. In too many- was Superman. You know, even mistake one of my profs for an nicely coincide with your IQ). cases, these women are forced to live on the streets where they en- if you've got a hoopy red cape, Ore and spend a few decades in Something like the TV channel counter more violence-muggings, rape, and murder. And when femi- people still can't fly. Broken jail as a result. listings would make a nice start, nist women make a move towards ending the cycle of pain and abuse, wrist. So I asked my friend Bill if he to be followed by The Care they are seen as instigators of conflict. They are labelled "man- While in the cast, I was play- thinks my violent outbursts could Bears. And since you'll be busy ex- bashers" by those who cannot imagine a system of gender equality. ing Wonder Woman involving be a result of near-constant watching these shows, you won't To these people, the end of male dominance must only mean im- myself, another friend of mine, posure to violence from TV and need to worry about writing plementing a system of female dominance to replace it. But the rela- and a pellet rifle. You know how films. And Bill said to me: "Violent Vignettes", or anything tionship between the genders is not a matter of either/or. Feminists Wonder Woman manages to "Mark, it has been argued that else. Wave bye-bye, Hand. strive for equality, choice, freedom, and safety, and not supremacy. deflect bullets with her bracelets? some people might be influenced cord the IMS rcundnr ******* 24, Classifieds 31

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