Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Apr 1, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 THE SHIP THAT DIED OF SHAME 1955 Repeat PG

The Ship That Died Of Shame

The wartime crew of a motor gunboat buy the vessel and go into post-war business as smugglers.

Starring: Richard Attenborough, Virginia McKenna, George Baker, Roland Culver, Bill Owen, Bernard Lee

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 GO TO BLAZES 1962 Repeat G

Go To Blazes Three charming but blundering crooks devise a plan to use a fire engine to rob a bank. They finally pull it off, but when they stop to aid local children and their burning tree house, the police arrive.

Starring: Robert Morley, Dennis Price, Dave King, Daniel Massey

11:50 DEATH IN VENICE 1971 Repeat HD WS PG

Death In Venice An aging musician, recuperating from an illness, is confronted by the image of perfect beauty in a golden-haired boy, staying in the same luxury hotel in Venice. Based on the novel by Thomas Mann.

Starring: Dirk Bogarde, Bjorn Andresen, Silvana Mangano, Marisa Berenson, Luigi Battaglia

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat HD WS G

This week the Gurus are going to be showcasing some amazing new plant varieties and give you the know-how to keep your plants looking beautiful. Plus was your garden a bit dull last autumn? Well weve got the trick to brighten it up!

15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Catriona heads to the Gold Coast to check out the latest theme park rides; Jason spends the night in one of Turkeys amazing cave houses; Dermott has a boys own adventure on a helicopter fishing trip in the Northern Territory; Natalie shows how to have a romantic weekend in the pretty Victorian town of Daylesford, and how to book a Bach a cheap holiday house in New Zealand.

15:30 WHERE EAGLES DARE 1968 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Where Eagles Dare Set in World War II, after the shooting down of a British aircraft, a crash commando team headed by Major John Smith is sent in to retrieve the sole survivor, a U.S. General with detailed knowledge of the D-Day operation.

Starring: Clint Eastwood, Richard Burton, Patrick Wymark

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G

British Museum

Fiona Bruce and the team set up camp for another busy day as thousands of visitors bring their own treasures to the forecourt of the British Museum in London. It's a timely visit as Fiona reflects on the recent A History of the World project. Meanwhile the experts are kept busy with an intriguing array of objects including a pair of wooden pillars from HMS Victory thought to have witnessed the Battle of Trafalgar, a dandy's outfit from the early 18th century, and we meet an 8 year old boy whose personal collection includes an MBE.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel is still concerned about his lack of pension investments, and to ease his financial worries, Alistair suggests he sells the country house. 20:00 YES MINISTER Repeat G

Open Government With his party now ready to form the government, Jim Hacker anxiously awaits a call from the Prime Minister offering him a Cabinet post. When the call does come, he is named Minister of Administrative Affairs.

20:30 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG

The British Are Coming

The village of Nouvion in Occupied France, 1941.Two escaping British airmen are sent by the French Resistance to hide in Renés Café. But nobody at Renés speaks any English, and no one is ready for the intrigue that follows. Stars Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:10 PRESUMED INNOCENT 1990 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Attorney Rusty Sabich, is a stressed-out city prosecutor, who is involved in a torrid affair with an alluring colleague. Sabich's life turns into a living nightmare when his illicit love is murdered and provocative revelations expose him as the prime suspect. Sabich discovers that the system of justice to which he once vigorously committed himself is now aggressively pursuing him, uncovering his past and threatening to destroy his career, family and his life.

Starring: Alan J. Pakula, Harrison Ford, Brian Dennehy, Raul Julia, Bonnie Bedelia, Paul Winfield, Greta Scacchi

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, A Sex Scene, Some Violence

23:40 IN THE COOL OF THE DAY 1963 Repeat WS M

In The Cool Of The Day

After he mends a marital rift between a vacationing young couple, the bored, fragile wife falls hopelessly in love with the husband's ex-colleague who is married. The couple decide to run off to Greece together to pursue the romance.

Starring: Peter Finch, Jane Fonda, Angela Lansbury

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

01:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel is still concerned about his lack of pension investments, and to ease his financial worries, Alistair suggests he sells the country house.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Boy Who Loved Animals

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Apr 2, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.

12:00 TENDER MERCIES 1983 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tender Mercies An alcoholic drifter who is revealed to be a once-famous country singer must confront a painful past while facing an uncertain future that may only be redeemed by the simple power of love.

Starring: Robert Duvall, Ellen Barkin, Tess Harper, Allan Hubbard, Betty Buckley, Wilford Brimley

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes

14:00 NEIGHBOURS AT WAR WS PG

90 Mile Beach

Dogs barking, cat poos, brown-eyes and loud music are just some of the intriguing reasons that have residents falling out with their neighbours at alarming rates. Where the police, city councils, threatening lawyers and offensive language may have failed, Neighbours At War gingerly steps in to assist with a variety of well-intentioned mediators.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:30 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG

The British Are Coming

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel is still concerned about his lack of pension investments, and to ease his financial worries, Alistair suggests he sells the country house.

15:30 YES MINISTER Repeat G

16:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

British Museum

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

Joey's futile attempt to gain Ross's forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him results in an emergency hospitalisation. Meanwhile, an exhausted Rachel desperately searches for a remedy to quell baby Emma's nonstop crying.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Paediatrician Joey and Phoebe agree to find each other partners for a double date. When Joey forgets to do his part, he panics and invites a stranger. Meanwhile, Rachel faces the ultimate rejection.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 EARTHFLIGHT Captioned WS PG

Australia & Asia

Witness some of the world's greatest wildlife phenomena and natural wonders through the eyes of birds in this natural history series. Amazing sights from five continents will be revealed in a whole new light as the journeys of snow geese, cranes, falcons, albatross, eagles and other birds are documented using new, cutting edge filming techniques and state of the art spycams.

20:30 JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL Repeat WS PG GUIDANCE

Jack And George

Jo shares her no-nonsense advice with more parents than ever before through her first ever roadshow. She's ready to tackle all the most persistent parenting problems - this time she deals with sore losers, fears and phobias, and how to handle attention-seeking behaviour.

JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 21:30 GUIDANCE Repeat WS PG

Max And Treynce

Nine-year-old Max hasn't eaten a hot meal in his life. Existing on a diet of custard creams, he has no energy and is unable to concentrate at school. Trenyce is bullied at school. Sad, angry and unable to ask for help, she makes her family pay for it at home.

EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS 22:30 EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG A 25-year-old ex-football player who weighs 651 lbs. gets some help with his radical weight-loss regimen from former Dallas Cowboys Nate Newton and Michael Irvin.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Ritual An Egyptian man is murdered because he had hired an Egyptian doctor to perform a female circumcision on the man's niece. A.D.A.s McCoy and Ross have to deal with a clash between cultural convictions and the law.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Live WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.

01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 ALL THE WAY UP 1970 Repeat PG

All The Way Up

Fred Midway may be a bit short on brains but he's got plenty of ambition. However, before he can gain promotion as a salesman he must make his family more socially acceptable.

Starring: Warren Mitchell, Vanessa Howard, Richard Briers, Adrienne Posta

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS 14:00 EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG A 25-year-old ex-football player who weighs 651 lbs. gets some help with his radical weight-loss regimen from former Dallas Cowboys Nate Newton and Michael Irvin.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 15:00 GUIDANCE Repeat WS PG

Jack And George

JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 16:00 GUIDANCE Repeat WS PG

Max And Treynce

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Sharks

Chandler is in Tulsa Oklahoma on a work assignment. When Monica surprises him in his hotel room, she mistakenly frets that he has a bizarre sexual fetish. Meanwhile, Joey becomes upset when his date doesn't remember previously having sex with him. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Celebrating Phoebe's birthday party at a fancy restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are left to wait alone for a long period of time as unusual circumstances hold up the other friends from arriving on time.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean is feeling left behind in the technological age and decides its time to get on the Internet, but when her modem arrives neither Judith nor Sandy knows how to install it.

20:00 YES MINISTER Repeat G

The Official Visit The Minister finds himself in charge of an official visit from the President of Biranda, a newly independent former British colony.

20:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Flashpoint

When a psychiatrist involved in the trial of a new drug is found murdered, it's up to Brenda and the team to put the pieces together. Brenda finds herself up to more of a challenge when pieces of her past come to light in the news, which causes a suspect's nasty secrets to come to the surface.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Fantasy Date While investigating the murder of a U.S. Congresswoman's daughter, Brenda discovers a dirty little secret that puts her own life in danger.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

Burning Down The House Jane and Maura take on a scorching case in the Season 2 finale when they investigate a warehouse fire that took the life of a firefighter.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Under the Influence

Three people are killed when a possible drunk driver runs them over. A.D.A. McCoy is bent on getting a questionable death sentence in the case, but Ross believes that he is trying to get revenge for Claire Kincaid's death.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Sharks

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The English Lady Takes Lodgers

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Sharks

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 OUR MAN IN MARRAKESH 1967 Repeat G

Our Man In Marrakesh

One of six travellers who catch the bus from Casablanca airport to Marrakesh is carrying $2 million to pay a local operator to fix United Nations votes. But which one?

Starring: Tony Randall, Senta Berger, Herbert Lom, Terry Thomas

14:00 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG A heart warming new season in our journey for love kicks off with a new batch of six lonely farmers. This season includes more twists than ever, with our most remote farmers ever. Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski.

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean is feeling left behind in the technological age and decides its time to get on the Internet, but when her modem arrives neither Judith nor Sandy knows how to install it.

15:30 YES MINISTER Repeat G

The Official Visit The Minister finds himself in charge of an official visit from the President of Biranda, a newly independent former British colony.

16:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat WS PG

Sailing

A downbeat Tracey gets a surprise in the mail, hopefully helping her to get by the Christmas period.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

16:30 BLESS THIS HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Two Heads Are Better Than One Hilarious comedy detailing the life of Sid James - a family man trying to cope with raising his two teenage children, whose values and attitudes he really doesnt understand.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Male Nanny

In the Emmy Award-winning comedy's 200th episode, Ross jealously mocks Rachel's choice of an oversensitive male nanny. Meanwhile, Chandler feels threatened by Monica's constant chatter about a male co-worker whose sense of humour outwits his. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

When Monica's ex-boyfriend intends to sell his apartment, insecure Chandler persuades Joey to help him secretly inspect it. The guys are aghast to discover an old videotape that might feature Monica having sex with the old flame.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 YOUNG DOCTORS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Follow seven young doctors as they trade their text books for scrubs in their first rotation as real doctors in the busy John Hunter Hospital in the opener of this reality series.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

20:00 YOUNG DOCTORS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

A life/death emergency for Leila, while Michael is left in charge of the ward overnight.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

20:30 HOMES FROM HELL HD WS TB

Homes From Hell meets the owners whose homes have been nothing but a nightmare. From horrendous scenarios involving homes abroad, to new houses and dream abodes that have become living nightmares, meet the people who invested thousands of dollars, not to mention their time, energy and emotions only to see their dreams turn sour.

21:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD Repeat WS PG

Nalsons

A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.

22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Male Nanny

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

Port Of Call - Paradise

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Male Nanny

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

12:00 ARABIAN ADVENTURE 1979 Repeat G

Arabian Adventure A young orphan helps rid the city of Jadur from an evil Caliph. He is aided in his trip by a beautiful genie and a handsome Prince who wins the hand of the Caliph's lovely stepdaughter.

Starring: Christopher Lee, Oliver Tobias, Peter Cushing, Milo O'Shea, Emma Samms, Mickey Rooney, Capucine

14:00 YOUNG DOCTORS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Follow seven young doctors as they trade their text books for scrubs in their first rotation as real doctors in the busy John Hunter Hospital in the opener of this reality series.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

14:30 YOUNG DOCTORS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

A life/death emergency for Leila, while Michael is left in charge of the ward overnight.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 HOMES FROM HELL Repeat HD WS TB

16:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

16:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Christmas In Tulsa Chandler must remain in Tulsa during Christmas because of a big deadline at work. Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy.

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave. Meanwhile, Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set.

20:30 PICKER SISTERS HD WS PG

Don't Be a Pecky Head Tracy Hutson and Tanya McQueen travel around the United States in search of antiques and rare collectibles for their home decor store in Los Angeles.

21:00 PICKER SISTERS HD WS PG

Must Love Rust Tracy Hutson and Tanya McQueen travel around the United States in search of antiques and rare collectibles for their home decor store in Los Angeles.

21:30 HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE WS PG

Welcome To My Nightmare Chris and Laurie are hoarders whose habits are destroying their respective relationships and making their homes unliveable.

22:30 PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WS M

Using hidden cameras, What Would You Do? establishes everyday scenarios and then captures peoples reactions. Whether people are compelled to act or mind their own business, John Quiñones reports on their split-second and often surprising decision-making process.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The Wharf Rat

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

12:00 THE MIRACLE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA 1952 Repeat HD WS G

The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima

In Lisbon in 1917, three shepherd children saw a vision of Our Lady in a field. The children risked the ridicule of church leaders in their attempts to relate what the vision had prophesised. Meanwhile, thousands of faithful believers waited impatiently for Our Lady to materialise.

Starring: Gilbert Roland, Angela Clarke, Frank Silvera, Jay Novello, Sherry Jackson

14:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

14:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

15:00 PICKER SISTERS Repeat HD WS PG

Don't Be a Pecky Head Tracy Hutson and Tanya McQueen travel around the United States in search of antiques and rare collectibles for their home decor store in Los Angeles.

15:30 PICKER SISTERS Repeat HD WS PG

Must Love Rust Tracy Hutson and Tanya McQueen travel around the United States in search of antiques and rare collectibles for their home decor store in Los Angeles.

16:00 HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE Repeat WS PG

Welcome To My Nightmare Chris and Laurie are hoarders whose habits are destroying their respective relationships and making their homes unliveable.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Rats Rachel is irritated to learn that her handsome new workplace rival, Gavin, has been invited to her birthday party. Meanwhile, Ross struggles to keep lascivious Joey away from Emma's beautiful new nanny.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Monica Sings In a super-sized episode, Monica performs Delta Dawn at Mike's Piano bar; Ross tries to make Rachel jealous after seeing her with colleague; and Joey makes a mess of eyebrow waxing.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. EASTER WITH THE AUSTRALIAN 19:30 WOMEN'S WEEKLY Captioned Repeat WS G

(*Easter Special*)

Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski. Everything you need to know to have the best Easter ever. Delicious recipes from celebrity chefs including Maggie Beer, Julie Goodwin and Ben ODonoghue. Home made Easter treats and craft ideas for the kids. Autumn fashion tips from Jesinta Campbell. Plus appearances by Sonia Kruger, David Campbell, Karl Stefanovic, Lisa Wilkinson, Robert Dipper Dipierdomenico, Giaan Rooney, Livinia Nixon and Hi-5s Casey Burgess.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Venom

A murder case leads detectives to a mother/son team of con artists and accusations of incest.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

21:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

About Face The model wife of a movie star is found dead and while trying to piece together the puzzle, Brenda finds beauty may truly be only skin deep.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

Living Proof

Jane and Maura comb for clues in the murder of a pregnant surrogate mother.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 HORRORS OF THE BLACK MUSEUM 1959 Repeat WS M

Horrors Of The Black Museum

Gruesome thriller about a writer who uses his hypnotised helper to commit a series of killings.

Starring: Michael Gough, Geoffrey Keen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

03:30 THE GREEN MAN 1957 Repeat G

The Green Man

When he is not working as a watchmaker, Hawkins is a professional assassin. His current target is pompous industrialist Sir Gregory Upshoot, who he plans to kill at the Green Man hotel. But his plans are interrupted by vacuum cleaner salesman William Blake who stumbles onto the plot.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Terry Thomas, George Cole, Jill Adams

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:00 THE MIRACLE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA 1952 Repeat HD WS G

The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima

Starring: Gilbert Roland, Angela Clarke, Frank Silvera, Jay Novello, Sherry Jackson

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 KIM 1950 Captioned Repeat G

Kim

Dean Stockwell is Kim, a young British lad, living alone on the streets of 1880's India, who becomes involved with the local British soldiers, working as a spy to thwart a revolution and the invasion of India. Errol Flynn is the daring adventurer and his protector.

Starring: Errol Flynn, Dean Stockwell, Paul Lukas, Reginald Owen, Robert Douglas, Cecil Kellaway

11:55 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Death's Door

Patrick Macnee stars as secret agent John Steed who works as a wealthy man-about-town.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

12:55 COME FLY WITH ME 1963 Repeat WS G

Come Fly with Me Three air-hostesses combine their work crossing the Atlantic with searching for a rich handsome man to marry.

Starring: Dolores Hart, Karl Malden, Pamela Tiffin, Lois Nettleton

15:15 BOMBERS B-52 1957 Repeat WS G

Bombers B-52 A Sergeant who resents his Commanding Officer, a long-time and bitter acquaintance, is making a play for his daughter, but is ordered on a secret mission to test B-52 bombers.

Starring: Natalie Wood, Karl Malden, Marsha Hunt, Efrem Zimbalist Jr, Dean Jagger

17:25 REVENGE OF THE PINK PANTHER 1978 WS PG

Revenge Of The Pink Panther

Inspector Clouseau fakes his own death so he can track the mystery man who's been trying to kill him.

Starring: Peter Sellers, Dyan Cannon, Herbert Lom, Robert Loggia

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Liverpool 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Time's Up Is it possible to solve a murder 24 hours before it happens? Mac wonders if the suspect travelled through time to know about the murder in advance.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Sink Or Swim When pirates take over a luxury yacht, Delko's future as a CSI is threatened just as his relationship with Calleigh moves to the next level.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Teri Polo 22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Turn, Turn, Turn When the CSIs are called to a murder scene at a familiar motel, Nick is thrown for a loop as he pieces together three separate murder investigations that all took place at the same establishment over the course of a year.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 NIGHT OF THE EAGLE 1962 Repeat M

Night Of The Eagle

At a medical school, a jealous witch sets an evil force on her rival.

Starring: Peter Wyngarde, Janet Blair, Margaret Johnson, Anthony Nicholis

Cons.Advice: Horror

03:30 BOMBERS B-52 1957 Repeat WS G

Bombers B-52 A Sergeant who resents his Commanding Officer, a long-time and bitter acquaintance, is making a play for his daughter, but is ordered on a secret mission to test B-52 bombers.

Starring: Natalie Wood, Karl Malden, Marsha Hunt, Efrem Zimbalist Jr, Dean Jagger

05:30 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Mystery At Whaleback Bay

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.