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Page 4 Thursday, June 4, 1998 The Westfield Leader and THE TIMES of Scotch Plains – Fanwood A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION POPCORN The Westfield Leader Director Beatty’s Bulworth: Truth Be Told The Official Newspaper of the Town of Westfield and the County of Union — Established 1890 — By Michael S. Goldberger IMPECCABLE Member of the New Jersey Press Association • Member of the National Newspaper Association • One Popcorn, Poor • Two Popcorns, Fair • Three Popcorns, Good • Four Popcorns, Excellent Periodicals – Postage Paid at Westfield, New Jersey We work very diligently to assure that 3 & 1/2 popcorns final weekend, does a double-take. But the facts upon which our research is based Excerpt from a textbook, Recent the tough black crowd takes notice, are impeccable. We certainly do not want THE TIMES American History, circa 2076: “In the especially Halle Berry as Nina. The to sin on the side of doing peccable re- Official Newspaper of the Township of Scotch Plains and the Borough of Fanwood early years of the 21st century, a Senator’s rap-delivered jeremiad is ob- search. As you might have suspected, — Established 1959 — Bulworthian (i) movement embracing viously liberating. The rejuvenated peccable did, in fact, precede its suffixiated (sic) offspring. Periodicals – Postage Paid at Scotch Plains, New Jersey many of the ideals of the late 1960s Bulworth also notices Nina, the dan- once again gained momentum in gerous love interest. He embraces her, Join us as we travel back in time to the POSTMASTER: Send address changes to the offices of the newspapers at America, ultimately leading to most of as well as the ghetto. Latin word from which impeccable P. O. Box 250, Westfield, New Jersey 07091 the enlightened political reforms we After a wild night in a black after- stemmed, and on the way we shall tell you enjoy today.” — (i.) In general, any hours club, the next stop is a wealthy about two interesting, though derogatory, brave reformist philosophy or move- film producer’s manse. There, the born words. THE LEADER THE TIMES The source of peccable is the Latin P.O. Box 250 P. O. Box 368 ment. again liberal proves he is an equal From Bulworth, the title character in opportunity offender, no less forthcom- word peccare, meaning “to sin.” Impec- 50 Elm Street, Westfield, N.J. 07091 Scotch Plains, N.J. 07076 cable, while it is the negative of peccable, (908) 232-4407 • Fax: (908) 232-0473 (908) 232-4407 • Fax: (908) 232-0473 a highly controversial motion picture ing with wealthy Jews than he was with released just before the turn-of-the- poor blacks. He engages in insult, the is actually a very positive word and means E-mail: [email protected] century. painful kind that emanates from the “without a flaw.” Peccable produced two PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. Having a fit of conscience, J. mouths of babes, and lets the stereo- naughty offsprings, namely: peccadillo, Billington Bulworth, Democratic Sena- types fall where they may. His hosts “a little sin”; and peccant (not to be Horace R. Corbin Gail S. Corbin tor from California, reacts to the sti- are abashed. confused with its homonym, pecan, a PUBLISHER GENERAL MANAGER fling “political correctness” of the era. But now, the same fickle press that variety of American nut), defined as vio- Suddenly, he cannot tell a lie and single- was ready to paint the ho-hum politi- lating “a rule or acceptable practice.” Paul J. Peyton Suzette F. Stalker Joanna B. Marsh handedly takes on the post World War cian as yesterday’s news, suddenly Make certain that you are not peccant MANAGING EDITOR ASSISTANT EDITOR MARKETING DIRECTOR II military-industrial complex which decides to jump aboard Bulworth’s in terms of your use of words by always has come to compromise American loony bandwagon. Seeing the possi- reading Take My Word For It. Karen M. Hinds democratic freedoms and perpetuate bilities confirmed by the media, the OFFICE MANAGER racism. Senator’s beleaguered top aide, Murphy Pardon the fantasy. But how many (splendidly played to worry wart per- Trip Out of Town Proves SUBSCRIPTION PRICE movies sharpen their daggers and fection by Oliver Platt), does an about THE WESTFIELD LEADER & THE TIMES plunge them directly into the very gut face and begins touting his boss’ new No Escape From the One-year subscription in county $20 of corruption that feeds them? Yep, persona. Monthly Bundle of Bills One-year subscription out-of-county $24 even the fat cats back at the film studio Concurrently, the Senator does some One-year college (September to May) $16 — the ones who sign the checks. Co- fancy footwork in attempting to avoid By Louis H. Clark writing the satirical epiphany with Jer- the efforts of a contract killer. It seems I hate doing bills. emy Pikser, Warren Beatty directs and that, among the handful of subtexts It’s not because I’m cheap. The kids say stars in one of the best political docu- that keep this fast-paced, superbly ed- it is, just because I won’t buy them indi- Welfare Recipients Will Get Second ments set to film in many a moon. ited film bubbling along, in his gloomi- vidual computers. I think I hate it because Given its mainstream movie origi- est hour the Senator had hired the hit- I am tied to a desk for two hours at a time. nation, Bulworth catches you off guard. man; in his own little variation of Iran- Luckily, my wife hates to do bills, too, Look Through Federal Grant Program Its reeling, take-no-prisoners indict- Contra, Bulworth arranged for $10 though she’s much better at it than I am. ment of the American sociopolitical million in life insurance in return for So we have made an arrangement. I do the While Westfield, Scotch Plains, Fanwood and beyond that of others. We all should pitch in and help; scene proves a scintillating outrage. his stance on a bill favoring the haves bills one month, she does them the next Mountainside do not face a large amount of welfare if not materially, then at least intellectually in our areas But while delivered with the jaunty over the have-nots. month. meter of a fast-paced farce, its revolu- But with meaning reintroduced into Of course, I am always accused of being recipients, these towns lie within the County of Union, of strength. We’re fortunate in our immediate region to tionary message is as serious as a heart his life, he’d now like to call off the out of town on purpose when the eighth a county which has the fifth highest welfare rolls in the have many good minds, talented people and a strong attack. killer. You know how that goes, but comes around. That’s the day we do all the state. Thus, reducing this figure will only enhance the infrastructure. We are giving and motivated to share In the opening scene, on the eve of watch for a twist. And a no cop-out bills at once. Anyone who comes in with the 1996 primaries, a severely disillu- ending that seals the movie’s profound a bill after that is out of luck until next regional economy. with others. sioned Senator Bulworth (Warren importance. month’s eighth. As part of national welfare reform, a program called Certainly, it is first necessary to help those on welfare Beatty) is about to come undone. He Warren Beatty, hip-hopping and rap- My wife accuses me of being out of Welfare-to-Work has been created. Out of this program get on their feet so that their everyday burdens are sobs as lackeys feed him the latest ping to a deliriously entertaining pitch, town on purpose. But as I point out, I don’t upbeat poll numbers. fashions a profoundly stylish outrage, get away with anything, because if she has come competitive grants in the amount of $184 alleviated. Then, they have some breathing room to be They don’t care that the political an outlandish, heroic icon who quickly does them when I’m supposed to, she million. Of this total, $5 million will be coming back here helped to grow on a permanent and continuing basis. pundits have labeled their man an old wins our empathy. Others who contrib- marks it on our calendar and I am stuck to Union County. When one considers that only 49 Secondly, they need self-esteem, a belief and desire to be liberal trying to pour himself into a ute substantially to his modern day with doing two months worth of bills. conservative bottle. That’s show biz. morality play include, Don Cheadle I also point out that she does all the grants, chosen from 600 applications, were issued by the self-reliant and contributory. Fear and doubt need to be As for the Senator himself, every pre- (Devil In A Blue Dress) in a fine turn as purchasing, so that she can understand Department of Labor, this is a significant achievement erased. They need to believe that they can continue to pared speech he reads sounds like the the main ghetto gangsta, Paul Sorvino what the bills are all about, but that’s by the county. grow and to achieve on their own as their lives progress. same disingenuous baloney (“Today, as big business incarnate, and Jack never got me anywhere. we embark on...blah, blah, blah, and Warden doing his Runyonesque right- My method of doing the bills is simple. The Department of Human Services staff submitted Creativity and ingenuity are required for the syner- more blah”).