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by Ron Del Mar Currently, Highline is attemp- to general feeling is that SMcan best amount,” Sharpe insisted, “no matter raise $6100 in order to keep the .. afford to spare the $6100, according to how little they may pay.” Highbe’s Workstudy program is in program alive for the remainder of the Caskey. Should the Budget Committee de- jeopardy of ’ nmning out of funds year. Jeff Abrahamson, director of A Budget Committee, Consisting of cide not to allocate the S6100 for before the end of Sp- Quarter, financial aid, has recommended to four Student Council andthree faculty Workstudy, the program would be according to Jesse caskey, dean of Catskey that the money be taken out of members, wilI review the proposal to grimly affected, accordingto Caskey. student services. the Services and Activities fund. The take the money from the S&A budget. ‘‘If we cannot get the money from “We will look at this (the proposal) S&A,” he assessed, ”we will have to closely before deciding on it.” Mike take all of the students that are cur- Healey, member of both the Student rently on Workstudy off on May l.” council and Budget Cornmitt-, stated. Sharpe also feels that the commit- Healey cited the fact that 40 per cent tee’s refusal to give up the money of the present Workstudy force don’t would hamper the program. However, pay SdrA fees as part of their tuition, as he doesn’t feel that it would be necces- a major factor inthe Council’s decision sary to cut offthe program completely. on whether or not to allocate the funds. “We would have to make some “Forty per cent uf the students on adjustments,” Sharpe explained, “but Workstudy are refugees whose tuition it wouldn’t be neccessary to cut it all is paid for by the federal government,” off.” Healey stressed. “Allthat the federal Nevertheless, Sharpe is hoping that government pays is tuition. S&A the money can be raised assoon as doesn’t receive any of it.” possible. Neither Caskey nor James Sharpe, “Weneed to know what will be manager of business and finance at available for the balance of the year,” HCC, agree with the Council’s conte- he said. tention that 40 per cent of the Work- Eighty per cent of Workstudy funds study force don’t pay S&A fees. are allocated from the federal govern- “Every student pays a proportional Cont. on page 12 ‘I ......

. Ex-hostage Morefield expounds.-on Iraniancrisis by Bryan Jones Morefield recalled the dayof the the hostages according to Morefield. the clergymen who visited on thefirst takeover. “The students,”he began, The lies ranged from psychological, Christmas. Ex-hostageRichard Morefield then corrected himseif and said The like telling one hostagehis mother had praised former President Carter’s “1 couldn’t believe they were not militants..... They’re not students,” he died,to absurd, in which case the aware that it was nothing more than handling of the Iranian crisis‘ in a explained, “They are militants,. guer- militants. tried to tell the recently lecture at South SeattleCommunity propaganda film. Just beyondrange of rillas and terrorists.T’ informed hostages that it was a diffe- the cameras were 40 Iranian gunmen.’’ College on March 6. “On the day of the takeover,” he rent Shah who had died. Carter showed me a great sense of continued, “themilitants were particu- rightousness,”Morefield said. Only after long months did condi; Morefield feltthat not all the clergy larly aroused. They began chanting ticss improve for the hostages. “The were there for humanitarian purposes, “America had two objectives during’ anti-American slogans. They also push- the crisis: keeping our dignity and Iranians realized the length of time the “Some were there for self benefit,” he ed the women to the front with pictures crisis would take would be extended” explained. letting the hostages return safely. of the Ayatollah on their chest. They PresidentCarterhelped toachieve both After the lecture Morefield received Morefield managed to sum up the were hoping the Marine guards would questions from the.audience ranging of those goals.’’ fire on them so they would. have a crisis best when he explained, “The Morefield gave a chronological ac- martyr.” - from the militants propaganda to the hostages were a symbol of America.” count of the crisis from a personal The Marines did not fire on the standpoint. In the beginning he dis- crowd. “Iwas very impressed with the played a sense of valiancy as he way they handled themselves,” described the now infamous events in Morefield explained. chillingdetail. Momfield helped taxi five Ameri- ‘Trouble began for Americans in cans to the safety of the Canadian kIS soon aa the sws government .embassy. As he returned he was ap fawporefield said. Webegan to prehendedby Iranianmilitants. ‘‘Itold barrassed quite frequently after them the embamy was theirs, that we st from the Iranian people. We bad surrendered it,”.Morefield ex- :mwbeawewerewnttofraathat phined.“one of the Iraniam told me Ei.b a -emus mbsion. We alsd you’re a bosuqge.” It wa~then that ihe knew when we were cagtured that ordeal began. there was a good chance we would not “Duririg our first days in captivity rsturn.” we were treatad poorly,” Morefield Momthetrlsoever embamyemp 8xpIainecL ‘1sparrt the fjr8t two days ‘I 1W”~dtY” -andboundtoachair.” I ~oetof tbs rrtrPI-members movsd OnSnfehtMo~ldwastakenaway , clooer to tbe smbsssy. Time8 for laving and arriving at thuanbamy ‘from the -emtnwy to.mmeplaa in Nortbern Iran.” “Thir wa8,tbeiira of ercthdaywcrrcrrlw,staggarsd. themock~”WtmfieM~~ “TheIraniUrclf&theUnited~t88 “We were lined up blindloldsct with a. was out to overthrow their re- piatolputtothetm&dour~.” volutlon,“ Morefield axp3rinsd. “I A- blmdammdacmd,*#aralisld edthemtobrir~gproo#~Thaybm@t, .add..bWyoMmt wodtoworkfna mevdumesoftrr&ttlmy~* Sta.Dlsg0 fm a:plra;o!n lwat undirputed proof that: thb UEdtCd ~W~I#idctp.~W4WC8llintbs

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c 2 ThJbckmordyvctr rq1861 Highline. He.ad1ine.s Corkscrew lines Condensed registration backs up system

~ W”” -a tionally, students wait until the first the situation, as ieflected by Jack two hours, but I’m glad Igot the classes This quarter’s condensed registra- week of classes to register. Of course, Holtman. I wanted.” tion time hasbeen a cause of the everyone wants to get the classes they spiraling lines in the lower floor of need,” Watt said. Building 6, according to Marie Johns, Registration office assistant. Watt went on torsayhow this Spring Quarter’s registration schedule is “Also,these longer lines seem to based on last year’s figures. cause a lot of students to cut into “Ijust didn’t expect .the corkscrew them,” Johns added. lines,” he mentioned. A positive factor to this quarter’s registration is the low Fountof those Booker Watt, Highline Registrar, reauesting early registration, accord- has moved to solve this problem by ing toJesse”Caskey, HCC dean of issuing numbered tickets to those Student Services. getting into line. “The main reason.for the few early “We started getting too many com- registration requests we have is time plaints about the cutting, so we emp availability due to outside jobs,” Cas- loyed the number system. So far, I’ve key elgborated. received good feedback,” he ex- The students themselvesare not too plained. happy at the prospect ofwaitinginline anywhere from one to three hours. Last SpringQuarter, 1850 people “1 missed two classes standing in were enrolled witJh the first week of registration. ThEe year‘s first week this damn line,” one student washeard saw 2740 studentsapproach the to remark before he approacheda windows. registration window.

L Runnings raises sails for ‘political invasion’

by Linda SUM hs”baCkglXHi”tial ~~nningfeels that the mtpro6 Believing that borders, passports for the trip. lems in the world are politically based. and visas are obstacles toworld peace, . “In case I am apprehended in a memain priobfem lies between the John Runnings, a Seattlearea carpent- foreign country and they fiidout thaff US. and Rumh Both of the countries er, will attempt to make a “political have been thrown injail for protesting are just watching each other and invasion” of Russia this spring. for peace, then they will be convinced waiting,w he commented. Runnings, a firm believer in world that Iam not ~o~ectedto the govern- peace, will set sail from Ellis Island, ment,” he said. “Serving time in jail is Runnings is also involved in ar New York, on a =foot sloop with his my credential and authenticity.” organization called “The Unilateral all-malectew.Theywillcarryno~s, The night before he went to prison, Initiatives.” papers or official permission and he appeared on a Vancouver television “The whole idea behind the group is terminate the.. voyage in the port of show in British Columbia. His main that we are concerned aboutthe situa- Odessa, IJkmman Republic, USSR. discussion was abutthe project which tion of the two powerful countries and “The idea came about after I had took up a ten minute segment. the fact that they are waiting for each published articles in peace periodic- other to disarm first,”he elaborated. als,” Runnings explained. ThevoyagewiUbenamedtheWes- The crew will sail first to Canada. sa Odessy,” creating an international The first port of call for invasion will spectacle that wiu Canattention tobow be Halifax, Nova Scotia, then at least international borden, inhibit the de one port in each of the following velopment of politaical alternatives to countries: Ireland, England, France, military straggle. They wish to Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Algeria, . achieve “the absence of military threat Tunisia, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Bul- between internatid statesn garia, and Romania. “The biggesttrick that we will use to Runnings ran ads asking for the use our advantage is vulnerable aggres- of a boat in various ldpapers sion,” he said. “We are vulnerable to a including the &tattle Tpmes and Ap~t big nation and will soon attract peo- htelligencer. Within three months, he ple’s sympathiesso that they will begin Council candidacy dates had collected $2,000 from donations to see our side.” I and by January 1980, a boat had been The group assumes that they will be supplied. apprehended by one of the foreign In the meantime,Runnings and a governments and deported back the to set for Spring Quarter committee ran an essay contest among United States. They hope that by this 2700 colleges acrossthe United States. action, in which they are vulnerable, twoweeks, followed by a week of The essay was entitled, “How would that they attract attention from the The Highline College StudentUnion rest of the world and thus achieve what Council of Representatives this week campaigning for all candidates. you change the relationship between Elections will be held on May 4 and 5. the United States and Ruasia?” they had set out to do. announced the filing andcampaign ” dates for its annualSpring Quarter “We’relooking forward to a good The main reason for doing this, turnout of both applicants and voters,” Runnings pointsout, wasto bringforth “Maybe the United States and Russia elections. see how silly the action is that is statedMelodie Steiger, Council the fact that America has to changethe will taken upon us and finally realizewhat member. relationship between the two cqun- The opening of Council candidacy the real barriers to world peace are,” “We’ve seen plenty of involvement .tries. It also enabled Runnings to get will be announced on April 7 at this coverage in peace periodicals. he concluded. . year’s third HCSU-sponsoredTown lately on the part of the students. Ihope Hall meeting. Filing will be open for this cgrries over into the election,” she said. - ””” The candidates will be vying for the Council’s nine positionsfor the 1981-82 academic year. HCSU representatives House of may also be eligible for Workstudy Pay To date, only one Council member, Holland Joe Elston, plans to run for reinstate- ment to his current position. Highline has suffered a steady de- Sandwiches, SOUP, Salad Bar, crease of voter turnout over the years, but this year’s Council hopes to seean Homemade Cinnamon Rolls, improvement in thesestandings, ac- :ook/e8,and Cake. cording to Steiger. “We would like to see the students make a choice, rather than follow the old pattern,” she commented. “Inter- Houm:Mone-Frl. B-5 est in the campaign can generate sat. 94 interest in the Council itself, which isa situation we’d appreciate.” This year‘r HCSU repreaentativer’ campaign committee conrirts of Coun- cil members Steiger, Tim Kelly, and Milre Healey.

c Crowd jeopardizes future of dances

dthsmtetpbudaitprcbltlbtbd $lo00 for performing, but Bpcmanytb”intk: BoardChdmanCraigWilliamsonwas Puftnlk able to talk them down to$SOO. Williamsan’s view on the success of the dance differed from that of the P.E.DivisionChaimanDoa,McCon- others. naugbaowa8upsetthatcondttioastbe “1 thou@t it went off really well. ~Boardsaidth~would~- There were no fights, it was the biggest plywithinha*the~inthegym turnout at at a Highline dance, and weran? met. everyone hadfun. Idon’t see what the Whenwsagreedtohavethcgroup compbts are. The building didn’t comeinImidtheyhadtohavesoft- bum down, we just got sticky floors,” sole shoes or socks (for those who he felt. attended the dance) to be allowed on Although bt figured tbcre would be thegymflwr,”henaid_ t drinLing at the dance, he thought it ,- Among them were bever- alcoholic . Mcconaauehep was also concerned would be confined to the cars in the on campus, which is illegal; with the potential danger involved in broken beer bottles and trash cans parking lot. He thoaght the readon the -- the violation of these conditions. drhbgcarried over into the gym was overturned in the parkin@lot; coke cans, beer bottles and cigarettebutts becatm”thecmwdthatRaUdrawsisa ”The gym has an all-wood floor, and bunch of stoners.” (which causedfloor burns) in the gym; the cigarettes could have caused it to and students hot rodding around the ‘Prospects for future gym dances catch on fire,” he stated. appear unlikely. WiUiamsondoesn’t parldae lor. . The majority of the peoplewho come to a dance with cwnycb prepara- believe there will be anymore dances Chapman said hedidn’t foresee this attended the dance were! high school tion,” Mackintwh strwed. held in the Pavilion, but isplanning to kind of tbing happening. students, who Bruce Mackintosh Mackintosh cited the fact that pro- continue these activities in the “You expect people whoattend these thinks were primarily responsible for motion for the dance was limited to a cafeteria. thingstobehavelikeadults,”hestatd the vandabm which occwred. week in advance. as the prime factor “The Programs Board is going to For the next dance, he requeststhere “In high school, they’re used to a for the low turnout of Highline stu- have to talk a good game to get back be three security officers on duty, one rigid format,” he explained, “so when dents. into it,” Mackintosh sajd. more than there was working the Roil they’reout of that element, their McConaughey agreed, “AS long as I dance, bhavior becomes extreme.” Despite the problems surrounding have the responsiblilityof 0.K.ing the He doesn’t think it Is neccesuary for theevent, Mackintosh said that the event there won’t be anymore, because .Chapman said he didn’t blame the stadent activities to cater heavily to dance broke evenfinancially, the first one night’s activity is not worth giving Programs Board for what happened, high school students. one at Highline to doso in seven years, up the instructional andathletic com- but was upsetby the damage,because “Enoigh Highbe studenta would He mid that Rutr originally asked for munity.”

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- Dear Coping, because he fears being thought of as TodayXsatatmytypewriterd~ psychoctic or ‘crazy’’ Grubiak pointed unable (or Unwiutng) to tJrpe a term out. The two are not related. paper (shady composed). case If the is one of temporary ,+pm~ about once a quarter. Is this depression, thereSteps are some a depvion? Is. It oh^? HOWdo I studentlessen can take to the impact. - .*’ ‘. . - . e, ,4y; ’ .- I- These are also he1pful.hcases of real .. .. 1 . depression. Si@& Barbara Wonders walk, a Take a break, or fun activity. . appearance. your Attend to It will m ake you feel better. Other peopleDear” Other better. feel you make will Marp Louand Holland, notice health services thatyour will increase

coordinator, Betty Colasurdo, ’ WO- feeling of well-being. men’s programs coordinator, and Keep diet. Eat a proper your energy Michael- Grubiak, assistantof dean Don’tlevel up.boost try to it with sugar student services, agreed services, student that the situa- or caffeine or stay-awake pills. you describedtion you depression. is not Talk to a friend about it, but ifyou . Most individualsa havehave temporary lot of problemsto try not mood swings, according to HoM= ment or stress, accordingto Grubiak. “It is seriouswhen there are enough overburden one friend, “Real depressioncomes on farmore This shouldnot be considered chronic times that you are notdoing what is Be careful of takingmedication or slowlyand has some serious implica- derpression. required for the goals haveyouset,” drinking alcohol. tions,” HollandStress said. during term paper time is Grubiak said. Book of Hope, a book relating to Lows are encounteredwhenever a normal. Not getting ‘at’ a term paper is Wheneverdepression is suspectedmoderate depression, Chronic Depres- person deals with grief, disappoint- mmd. So is is test anxiety. , thepossibility of‘ aphysical problem sion, a volume written byan expert on should first be ruled out, Grubiak depressionand a leaflet produced by emphasized.the Highline College Health Services, A student who thinks he is really ”The Blues” No& Depression are Highline .veterans hit depressed may not wantto admit it useful materials for students. m 0 0 0 0 I- with benefit cut 0 0 I 0 0 0 0* 0 0 e a 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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You’re all us Student Status- WhHealgc AreywamemberoftkHighline College Student Union? Most likely approving reality you arc. Almost every student at Highlineisapayingmemberofthe HCSU. The single status student,it seems, view of the recent works in High- Paying member, you ask? Very is creeping upon us, despite our best line’s Faculty Senate. much so. In fact, you pay nearly SS4 eifforts to the contrary. The group has made extensive each yeat into the student Services The process of rating students as studies into the situation,feeling thal and Activities fund. This fund is set 64 ‘special” or “matriculated” has al- little constructive distinction wat up to wrve you, the student by Wvays beena part of Highline’s regist- made between the two classes any fundingstudent activities such as ration game. The matriculated stu- way.Reports were made by the interallegiate athletics, intramural dlent is the one to receive numerous Senate, with special attention being sports, child care facilities and Work atdvantages, including college 6rien- paid to the processand financial study pmgrams, just to name a few. t ation andan early registration date, aspects of changing toa single stam Now you’re probably asking what a111 for a $10 fee. student sytstem. all that has to do with you and the That is, until next Fall Quarter. The HCSU. Well, as a member of the Eiystem is still in progress, but thefee HCSU, you can help dictate how the Conclusion: The change would be 1UIS been dropped. SdrA funds are spent For atample, costly and time consuming. The % should we,the paying members of the nate, however, seems to feel that il The student is now faced with a HCSU, pay SS0,OOO a year to support ~eedSto be done. the Work study p”~cp.gmwhen 40 per clilemma: Shall I enter college as a That’s good. It’s nice to know thal about your views on a certain school 68 ‘special” student, or take the “mat- cent of the recip*nts don’t pay a dime issue or by eming directly on com- the fact that it already is being done I into the S&A fund? mittees that oversee different as- iculated” route, giving me all the at no cost hardly got in their way a1 atdvantages of an academic Rockefel- Remember, that money wasmeant pects of the campus. You are also 1 all. There is no safer feeling thar: for you, the paying student, so you welcome to attend our weekly Stu- er at no extra cost? officially approving reality. decide. dent Council meetings and give us This is just one of the many ques- your Somehow it is not exactly amazing It’s niceto know, anymy, thal point of view. tions that have comeunder the Another point of interest is that tlhat 96 per cent of the recent crop of Highline doesn’t take the easy way scrutiny of the HCSU Council of nlew students are matriculated.These out of anything. Paying attention tc spring elections are coming upsoon Representativesas we strive to meet for next year‘s Student Council posi- Pwple are apparently putting aside nastydetails (like the concept 01 our members’ needs and interests, tions. So start planning now because any masochitic tendenciesin favor of “unnecessary”) might slowdown Yet, we are a limited body with ersonal advantages. you’re just as good, if not better,than P progress-progress that might well limited time. Simplyput, we need the The story gets more intriguing in have already been accomplished. the others. And we need people like help and input of concerned students you. like youself to give us direction and So just remember, the next time support as webuild the HCSU into a some one comes up to you and asks, powerfulbargaining force tobe reck- “Are you from Jersey?” you can say, oned with on campus, “No, I’m from the HCSU!” There are several ways that you TluHCSUa~ialucatedinBldg. can help, depending on thetime you 8, mom 2111. HWey%office how on have and your degree of interest, jhml2toZWyandhiscxtendon They can range from your writing us nwnbcr is S37. *“, I 2_, . ,

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Dear Editor, community and the feeling of being We are interested in interviewing a involved with something important. few studentswho would like to be- The course, StudentServices 211, come involved with Highline’s Student carries three credits. Advisor Training Program. Anyone interested in participating Students in thePorgram learn a should contact the SecretaryinCoun- greatdeal about how our system seling (Building 6), complete anappli- works”ab0ut occupational offerings, cation, and make an appointment with the transfer process and many other me for an interview. things. Perhaps the greatest satisfac- silpred, tion is derived from being ableto help Ted Treanor otherstudents and people fmm the co.rmselor The pumpkin patch ” Thunderword is dead Melodk Stelgar Assistant News Editor Sex is here to stay. high- class compendum). Weare, t RblrWMar Oh, Iknow, we all thought it was a people, being duped. Yes, there : Arts and Entertainment Editor Bordor Wmks some sort fad, like hula hoops, lava more to nightlife than slippers BI] of Sports Editor lamps, and mdrings. They said it teddy bears. -r would die, like all the rest. And,for a Thenext question, naturall! Photo Editor while, they had us believing it. should concern theinherent dange~ A.T. Wolf- But, we have to ask, where did all of the activity. Can we be hurt? I Copy Editors the people come from? Unless one there a cure? Should warnings oty8ll km can confess a strong belief in instan- with the directions? Does the Atto Undr8Mhee ’ taneous cloning or an elaborate mir- ney General approve? Dbtls ckietw ror trick, there are just too many of Ad ManaOer you out there to be explained by the Any way it goes, the word mustgc -Drll Senior Reporters oldpumpkin patch. . out, You phple must know what m- going onaround you. We are riskh unlr PdHm We, the editors,have unearthed our lives to brhgyou the informatit Cartoonist startling newevidence which indi- you need to make wise decisions (wlo Cmm# cates a huge undercover movement your life. Advisenr of what couldbe rampant outpouring ” of this physical phenomena. Do you believe in sex, or is ISthis true? If SO, Who is hdg merely a hoax to make writers am the organization? Whatcan be done? jeandcsigners rich?’What isn’t thc governmenttelling us? Arc Ourevidence was collected by headacbes really necerrsary? intense field research, with all due It is the honest opinion of thi8 staf stress on accuracy. We discovered that, sadly, the pumpkin patch ir subtle hints abound permeating our dead, The stork bas collapsad from everyday environment (Good.taste neglect. And we, uaual, are caugb precludes their inclusion in this in the end. Class benefits both parents and children by Cindy Job The “Working and/or Single Parent Pmschool Education” class offered at Hi@h College meets the needs of both patents and their children, ac- cording to Mary COBtes, class in- structor. “We place emphasis not onlf on parents needs but also equally their childrens’,” she said. Generally the cfass servtrr 16.12 parents with children between 2-6 years old. The class begins with an evening meal. After supper the children re main in the learning lab classroom with instructor Michelle Miller. Mean- while, the parents attend support group interactionand various topic parent education lectures at the stu- dent lounge. “Class lectures really hit home and are most helpful in daily living situa- tions,” said Jane Cote, fuH-timekinder- garten teacher andmarried mother of two childrea, ages four and nine. “1 feel the instructors are well prepared andIfeelgoodab0utwhatisgoingon”’ “The overall goal of parent educa- tion,” Coates emphasized,‘3s to teach the parents to feel comfortable and guiltless about their parenting role. The enrolled students are not failing88 parents but instead want to improve their parenting role.” she continued. In the learning lab, the children do group projects in positivepup situa- tiom in a social setting. “The lab is not a babysitting ser- vice,” Coates stressed, “The children are instead involved in a learning and social experience.”

.% Ulfers receives ,media grant for project

.... “Our desire that Dave’s finished Ubrary. It was a statewide compsd- is tobeablttoercrblisha~~~ project will be something useable,” he byRonDelMar with varfotm juvenile8 don open to dl ege duniversity mden~who brrve had previa^ ex- stated. “We want him to have some- Many people havewxet dreams and treatnaent. thing that his.” “1 mainly want toapproachthis from peritnceinthemadhproducthfiold, aspirations to do something beneficial, to submit a positive angle,” he stated. Applicants were required something worthwhile that will give along with their applications a detailed them a sense of accompMabment. Ulfers doesn’t want to downgrade script entailing their desired 16mm, For David Ulfers, a student at High- the teenage alcoholics by dragging out multi-image or video taped project. line College, the possibility of having situations that would discredit them. Don Riecks, director of the HCC his dreams fuIfilled drew nearer last Rather, he would like to zero in on the Library, was a member of the eight- ELEANOR C. HOAGUE week when he received a.gtantworth various problemsthat face the young matl jury which awarded thegrant. Out AlTORNEY/ABOCADA $SO0 from the Washington Libmy people in the clinics. of the total of 14 students from allover BART KLEIN Media Associatian. Instead of narrating the documen- Wmhington thatapplied for the grant, ATTORNEY Ulfers will be using the money to tary, Ulfers feels it would be more Riecks felt that Ulfers’ presentation 210 NEW ENGLAND BLDG. create video taped on a documentary effective to just let the teenagers was the most realistic and the most 219 FIRST AVENUE SOUTH teenage alcoholism. He would-like to themselvesdo the talking. He feels likely idea to succeed. SEA”LE, WA 98104 EE. UU. use his.show as a tool for warniag that by narrating it, he would be “Dave has a tremendeous amountof young people against the dangers of influencing the show with his own talent,” he noted. “He should dowell if (206) 621-8777 alcoholism. opinions, whichhe wants to keep outof he stickswith it.” “Iwant to discourage young people it. He just wants to let the program This is the second year that the from getting into it,’’ Ulfers explained. spea& for itself. WLMA has sponsored such an event. A I '"airily it will be directedtoward ‘The people watchin6 the program total of $1050 was made available and junior high and high school students.” should feel, like they are actuallybeing Ulfers’ winning of $500 was the top *TYPING Hewilibefocushghontheteenag- spoken to,” UIfers assessed. prize, according to Riecks. One $250 em themselves. By.visttingdifferent Wers appUed for the grant toward grant was also awarded along with Term Papers. Resumes coun8eling facilities, UHers is hoping the end of January in the Highline three $100 prizes. Ulferswill be commencing his Theses* Dissertations documentary as soon as the grant Manuscripts* Reports money is made available.Although it is primarily a student project,Riecks Ski Club-looksfor snow explained thatthe school will continue to advise and assist Ulfers throughout its making. COMTEXT, 927-7935 year, the Highline Community Collese frieds, a, weatherpermitting, Ski Club has sought areas that will give great skiing,” said Armstrong. them god skiing conditions. There are only a few openings left so Under the guidance of MichaelArm- Armstrong urges interested students strong, HCC Ski Club director, the to sign up in Building 8, Room 201. For group will trek toJackson Hole, more dews call 878-3710, ext. 492. Wyoming, on Wch21. “If you are not a very good skier This trip, which will run through don’t be afraid to sign up,” emphasized March 28 ia open toall students,as well Armstrong. ai non-students. The total price ‘of ”Espert skiers ~b well aa begAnnerr $252.00 includes round triptranaporta- canlsusfromt.hetrip,whicb~bavo don, men nights lodging, 8nd five a lot d ntce people helping each otber days lift tickets. .e9, Extir actiddm am Jlro deadbat This will be the last trip this year for am&otIncWiathc,piclbalthrtrtp. the Ski Club members who wili be A b8rbmw,.arorr mmtvaldial,k looking forward to next seamn whena 8~dapshntsbottobputpus proposed venture to Aspen witl be plannd. rfewdtborctlrltlsrp- in a -Unique Atmosphere hm6AM to 10PM 11 FINE DINING 22315 Marine View Drive

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HighlineCommunity cdbg~ Thundergag Ykiway, W-hington Feidly,-Yarch 13.1981 Missing metal- Library suffers artnapping 1 by Nodrog Skeew the message. “And another ten for the Confusion,intrusion, and lackof lunch-thismediater stuff gives me financial profusion surroundsthe the grits.” ..i Febuary 14 abductionand eventual The ransom note, in full censorship, ransom dealingsof the statueformally reads: Dear Highline, * - in front of the campus library. We are fine. We hope you are fine. The three art thiefs are “typically The statue is fine (except where it fell ;.’ criminal,generally lacking in social off on the f reeway). Our truck is fine, and cultural graces,”according to too (except where it felloff the .“ free-lancephotographer Barney Hoc- freeway). , , .-. key, who caught the moment on fUm. But enough of this! Time is money i “Youwould have to be towant to and we want both.We want everything $51 steal something of such small structur- we’ve seen in the movies-plus we’re al substance,” Hockey noted. not going topay for the traffic citation Hockey was returning an overdue .. inflicted upon us in the facaultg park- library book at the time, notrealizing ing lot. And three dollars for the gas. that the library wasn’t open at 6 a.m. Get goofy on us and the statue will be The book, Rise and Fdl of the Hitlet blemished (even more than the usual Youth, was eventually broughtback. wear and tear one can cometo expect). “These youngsters havegot to learn SlncerelY, Biff, Ludwig, and Clarence to return their books on time,” ex- “Cas prices have sure risen since I claimed Winifred Referance, library was a child,” noted Pyle Sabin of the chief. ’Tublic hamiliation, Ibelieve, is statue ransom hotline team. “Butstill, the proper recourse for this sort of do you realize how far you can go on a.ng.* threedollars worth of gas?These When asked about the theft of the young punksare obviously influenced statue, Referance stated, “Ihated the by some money hungry culture.” damn thing anyway.It looked a lot like Though the specific demands for the a fish skeleton. return of the statue are vague, Sabin is “Ihate fish skeletons,” she added. sure Highline does not have the proper After snappingthe picture of the exchange of goods andlor money. robbery, Hockey said he just couldn’t “So far we’ve scraped together two stand there and watch so he “helped oldGeology books, a videotape The load the thing onto their truck. That History of Calculus in Detmit and it’s statue is heavier than it looks.” Influence on Pittsburg, three lounge “Then they gave me beera and told chairs, and a leathercoat we stolefrom me to buzz off,” he reported. a student,” he said. “I’d keep the statue Later that day, CyrusDagfii, owner if I were them. of the Highline Cleaning Corp., re- “I’m not them, though,” he added. ceived aransom note fromthe estrang- “And neither are they me neither.” ed deviaters (his business address is If youhave any information that much like that of the college). would lead to thearrest of the individu- “That’ll be three bucks for gas,” he als involved, keep it to yourself (it’s rjtold Highline officials upon delivering none of your business). -, KHCC nabbed on pelting pedestrian charges “It didn’t even looi like her,” ex- by Langhome Blowhom BesidesCringe, faculty members saidDuwanda Mansion, KHCC wire claimed Jody by,KHcc camera RuebenBuckin, Kayo Grimble, and photo editor. The winter’s first snow washere and personand throwerof the misfortuned b‘Rockin’’ Adams are amongthose Security has made arrangements of gone, but left the crew of Highline’s snowball. ‘We saw this hunched over chiming contact with snowballs. The punishment for the newscastindividu- KHCC News in the custody of campus petson scurrying to class and she was TV news reporters haven’t been als. Dux’ingthis time the groupwill also security for pelting passingpedest- an easy target so I pegged her. named as the culprits (even though begin their term project, a documen- rians with snowballs from the bal- “1 hope this little accidentwon’t they probably did it). tary called “SO0 Hours of Community conies of the college library. effectmy grade,” Elroy laughed . “1 can’t wait until it snows again,” Service: The Truth Behind the Myth.” The news staff, while filming snow meekly. scenes from the building’s sixth floor “As far as I’m concerned, they all terrace, became engrossed in throw- fail,” stated Cringe as college nurses ing snowballs at students and staff, but scraped ice particles out of her ear. took“only a couple of cheapshots”, “Especially Jody-she always pro- according to“Beaner” Lensing, KHCC nounced her “w”‘s like “r”‘s anyway. funlover and and supporterof the arts. Ask Godwin Weekers aboutthat.” “Peoplehad plenty of chance to That bunch is really unusually dodgethe suckers,” Lensing said. strange; Ithink they all contaminated They could see the things comingfor each other,”she confided off the six floors“that is, if they were looking record. up and it always pays to. “Iftheydwew snowballs as weU as ‘Tm really mrry ab-ut this,” he they broadcasted news, no one would added. “1 mean I’m sorry we got have to worry about getting hit.” caught.* Arno Anheimer, the citationing sec- Campus se!curity was alerted by urity officer, expressed negativity ab- Zuliene Cringe, KHCC elecative pm out the mass mediers (he really got ducer and of the all-around media sort. down on them). “She was just upset about our mid- “Imean, hell, what’s a snowball terms,” offered Tessie Reasoner, anyway? It’s a bunch of frozen water KHCC starlet. “The anowball inthe ear and ifyou’re here just to play with just kind of set her off.” frozen water thenthere’s theexit, bub Cringe was struck by a snowball as (he said, pointing). These Tv people she approachedthe library to tape the ought to gFo00 up. day’s newshow in the mdio on the “People .in the liberalarts are sixth floor. weird,” he added. I Simps of a feather ...... by Boris MeMorris writing a legible essay making sense program memberHorace McHoltas will automatically be disqualified. exclaimed. “Isure mispelled %oats’- If you are a non-academically in- “Guys like that can just take a hike, youwouldn’t haverecognized the clined student, or just wish you were, man,” spit Rona Feeder, head of the word, I tell you.” Highlbe’s Program new Dishonors program. “‘l‘hey’fe just ,jocks and “I’m proud of our accomplish- may be the club you’ve been waiting there’s no place for them here.” for. ments,” Feeder beamed. “Idon’t think One of the main goah of the program any of theother colleges were as To qualify for the program, students is to remain ignorant of all social and poorly represented.’’ murt have a grade point average of leas political Lsuea. “Ithink the club is a grkt escape than .S, log at least 1s hours a week ‘Tolitlcr and brrrlnr don’t mix,* ex- from the usual ‘let’s-make-the-grades- playing pinbell in the rtudent lounge, in-school’ attitude,’’ said Daphne and watch bukm of Horzonds and plriasdFeeder.uAndpoliticadon’tmlx with OI either.* Deerflinger, Dishonorschairwoman. mut% R8uqy may IkmClwB con- f At a recent mispelling bee, five “Someone had to make that revolutio- rhntly. ’ Highline audsnw received &honor- nary step toward the advocation of Anyone receiving I grade of “C” or * i able mention. illiteracy. * better in my clus (even Pa) or ‘we -7 dropped borne dinkem;* “And we done it,” she added. ‘: Highline Headlines ~2~~Yrrdrls,1961

1 I Reno field trip cut short for Hospitality/Tourism i

by Douglas Onthospot entire convention was involved in a Eleven Hospitality andTourism stu- foodfight. dents from Highline Community Col- Within minutes, the National Guard legewere recently arrested at the was summoned to deter the rioters. Bahara Inn, in Reno Nevada, for incit- Fifty-twro guests of the convention ing ariot. were hauled off to jail. ”hrOu& the Thehospitality students were in whole ordeal, Convey managed to keep Reno attending a NationalFoodservice singing, according toSowitt. Convention. Ted Stanksy-Porpus, di- Down at the Reno jail, the rioters rector of the HCC food service prog- were charged with inciting a not and ram, was irate over the whole ordeal. assault. Most of the jaUed students “I just don’t understand,’’ he didn’t seem to mind spending the night steamed. “The Reno Tourism people in jail. were so pleased to have us. Now the “I’m just glad to get awayfrom that students pull aff something like this. boring convention,” HCC student By- When we get backSeattle, to Iam going ron Bashnagel explained. The food to make the students eat some of the was awful and that Convey guy was luncheons that they prepare.” even worse. I wish somebody would According to eyewitnesses,the trou- tell me why he is so famous.” ble started when the world renowned Rick Lmcltup, a Reno jailor, was song anddance king, Burt Convey, asked how seriow the charges were proceeded towards the stage tosing a that werebroughtagainst the students. song for the benefit. He was met by ‘%lost of them should get off with a boos and jeers from the audience. minimal fine,” he assured. ‘It kind of “He hadn’t gotten through the first depends on what kind of charges verse of the ballad, when membersof Convey will bring against them. Be- the audience started yelling out obs- the celebrity that he is, I imagine he cenities andchanting forthe Gangrene might sue.” Penguins,’’ witness John I. Sowitt “Bythe way,”Lockup wondered, exclaimed. “why is Burt Convey so famous?” According to Sowitt,an unidentified Back at the Bahara Inn, Convey was 1 asked tocomment on his feelinlfs Meanwhile Stansky-Eo~pustffasas&- they did to me. Burt Convey is my guest of the convention suddenly toss- ed whether or not his students would favorit celebrity. Next year Idrink I’ll ed his jello salad towards the stage, toward the whole incident. “This bas to be the most humilia- ever be able to attend a convention use themoney we raise to handle j/ hitting Convey right between the eyes. again. Burt’s drycleaning bills. We almost f This act ignited a flurry of similar event of my Hollywood career. Thy didn’t evenwait for the good part of the ‘‘I’m not ever taking them anywhere ruined his double breasted blazer, you gestures toward Convey and soon the song.” again,” he insisted. “Not after what know.” wecocIous pooches pilfer parked Porsche parts - by Ray 8. Shotts wave of panic as they make off with Reports have it that these thieving “FifP, a toy poodle,is believed to& Canine criminals have invadedthe various pants from mdomly chosen mutts haveproved their criminal the kingpin in the under-the-carthefts parking lots of Highhe, creating a automobiles. caliber by heisting thewheels andtires (gas tanks, oil pans, drivelines, etc.). from theDodge Dart belonging to “I’m afraid that the dogs will employ campus security. a team of huskies and malimutesto tow i away whole cars, should it ever snow 7. The mitin trouble we’re having at ’J the moment is the legalities of que* amud here,” Alpo added. tioning suspects,: stated a security Camptls security will be experiment- spokesman. Thelast time we interro- ing with a new plan in attempts to gated a colliepup for digging upsome thwart the efforts of the caaine deb- shrubbery, the A.S.P.Cq. hit tu with a quents. big fat fine for not having a warrant.” Chief of security, Steve McGarret, The unbelievablespeed of get-aways said, “We’ll be putting officer Eddy has also proved tobe a hindrancein the Stout undercover overat the the drive- aprehension of suspects. in where most of thethefts have “A German shepard can run up to occured. Wearing a saint bernard cos- speeds in excess of 35 m.p.h. with a set tume, he will casually snooparound the of hubcaps between his teeth,” accord- garbage cans. We’ll douse hirm with ing to Terry R Alpo, a local vetrana- flea powder so the other dogs won’t rian assigned to aid campus police in pick up his scent.” the cracking of the “Dogland ring“. Stout noted, “I’llneed to have a full Alp has been taking saliva tests, jug underneath my collar. Apprehend- comparing fang marks to dental re- ing big dogs takes a lot of nerve, you cords, and dusting for paw prints in know.” hopes of pinpointing specific dogs to Stout, 25 (that’s 175 to you and me), specific crimes.His chemical analysis was raised around dogs all his life. reveals that Germana shepard named Born to the Iitter of Rover and Lassie “Spunky”, and a dobermanby thename Stout, Eddy never dreamed that he’d of ‘“I‘hor” are prime suspects in the have the opportunity to fuEU hb life- removal of wheels wheels, bumpers, long dream of becoming a dog of the fenders, and other large parts. law. 1 .-. Graphic Arts: Four=dayweek suffers budget cuts r;s The Highline College StudentRights disaster. I She survives a constant and ResponsibilitiesCode Book hasnot maze of pipes and even an exploding undergone its required yearly revise- toilet, always reaching for more self- ment since its creation in 1971. control while seeking help from others. P Andthrough it all, ourcustodial engineers (“janitors”, to the uncouth) ’&e ludicrous scheme combines a sweep, wipe and scourtheir unobstru- love story, a situation comedy, and a sive way through ouraftermath, political intrigue, showing the shrewd dealings of our nations capitol. People talk and smoke, occasionally glancing at thecloudy lights. And “WhsnfwamUttlelwaucoverdrrfth finally, late as usual, the lights drop. Wm8,8OI8t.rtcdodkcdagflWg8Ua One unison yell is heard whilelighters way of expldnbg my wartr,n he ex- and matchesare ignitedand held in the P-* air like torches. The two &come engaged in yet For here, the rails are not access- another battle with cultural dine* able to humans with nodhands, anas (“You’re so full of white mad8 because they were put on the wrong words”) again the theme. Lula ends the way. Anyone who needs aity support, verbal violence with ‘murder, killing either ends up with a very bruised the black man with a knife as he hand from hitting the railing brack- attempts to.. leave theLL.. subway.. ets every 10 inches or crawls down Expertly, sbc maneuvered the elec- the stairs. tricmachineinthethreeinchspacetb8 “Debbie played a super ballgame. mdmmbth wu la- hm. I s~ry That’s the only way Ican describe pedy, even though my eye8 were he boasted. cfoscd, becawe the nest mgwe Her tobnnct is -1y.tPm hW2 knew, we wer0putteringquiet)yuptbS after UIpbddy &e w&hva.CnJub, ..bill *$mw.wa.mT

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by sprke crappus parent, I wouldn’thesitate to use The ordeal is over. Exhausted but* bamboo chuteson their tiny little unbowed, the52 Highline hostages fingernails. In fact, I’d like to take a were received by a cheering throngof whip to their supple white skin. Also, 12 today in Des Moines, hours after they’renot to big to throw in the after being releasedfrom 14 months of microwave.” Captivity. “They should be put to death,” said “It’s unbelieveable,”stated Cindy Rev. Porter Man. “I’d love to bc the Gumby, at 18 theyoungest of the oneto throwthe swith and watch hostages. “Inever thought I’d live to 50,0oO volts go crying through their see the outside of the child develop ment center again. But now,I’ve never felt so proud tobe a Highline student.” The crisis began on December 12, TVby if that little punk were 1979. Due to the showingof a Pampers commercial in which babies were ex- my kid, I‘d takea penknife ploited and shown in a bad light, the children of thedevelopment center and carve his eyes out.” revolted. “I’m just glad it’s over,” ex-hostage, tiny bodies. Hot damn, Ibet that would Burt Convey said. deter those punks from considering The militant tots ralliedaround their pulling a stunt like this again.’’ leader Iatoldya Someany shortly after ‘‘Ithink theyshould be skinned the crisis began. Someany set forth a alive,” commentedPorky McHugh (no set of demands, including puddingfor relation to hostageHugh). “In fact, dinner, dishanding the Gerbers corn- they could show it on TV, NBC would pany and the immediate execution of carry something like that. Silverman the entire cast of Sssutne strect. If it were, we’d have done it right away.” will do anything to get a good rating. I a it.” Someany finally allowed the chil- bet Recolpeopte would do piece on dren to release the hostages in return Today, however, was a day to put for the unfreezing of children assets asidebitterness. Parades, including from various local banks and a year the hostages and their families, were subscription to Playboy. scheduled for Kent, Des Moines and “They took a terrible beating finan- Federal Way. The hostages are then expected to have the opportunity to cially,” claimed Boredom. “Ifeel that we dealt our way outof this matter and meet US President Ronald Reagan’s barber who is flying up from from managed to uphold the dignity of the California for the event. Colege. We all deserve a pat on the The moodof thecommunitywas best back.” summed up in a sign hung outside the Fourteenand a half months after the “I mmember once they shop of a local merchant.The sign latoldya Sorneany. takeover, the crisis came to an end. read:Welcome home hostages-we played Slim WMman The crisis outlived Boredom’s presi- missed your business. “He (Someany) isa pig,” saidDilbert dency by 30 minutes. As the last cruet “It is good to have people we’ve so Flake, the most outapoken of the%os- tf~tvughoutthe slap in the faceto the President, whose tages. “Why,if that little punk were my patiently waited for during the last 14 term the story had -plagued, the tots 34 months return to us,” said one local kid, I’d take my penknife and carve his Development Center. ‘’ waited until the swearingin ceremony eyes out. He was the one responsible Cretan. i of Gus Yee as HCC resident was The struggle was epitomized howev- for dragging out this crisis so long.” completed. “Inever thought the crisis would last er when a jubilant, though tearful, Burt To endthe stalemate, the HCSU “They’re cruel little twits,” Bore- Convey said, ‘‘It’s so good to be free, this long,”stated piane Zit, whose dom stated. “They have no respectfor 1 hamster died whileshe was in captivi- attempteda daring rescue. Due to What is on TV tonight?’’ their elders whatsoever.If Iwas their ty. ‘That little twerp Someanysure severe problems, the mission hadbe to plays for keeps. I was expecting the aborted. regular crap from the little buggers, The rescue attempt includeddriving you know, kickingscreaming and hold- nine Pintos into the east parking lot ing their breath.” adjacent to the child development Highline refused to give in to Some- center. HCSU Council members would any’s demands, causing thelong stale- then file out of the cars and storm the We’re People mate. center. Using force, the HCSU was to “We will not in any way do anything force their way through the compound which may effect the honorof Highline and free the hostages. ~ Helping People - Community College,” the famous parking permits were issued to each words which spelled a long and weary vehicle as none had the properparking identification. A hasty rereat trans- 1 fate for the Highline hostages. “If we. gave into their demands, no child pired as three cars received fender ’ Especially Ourselves development center in the world would benders. I be safe,”explained HCC President “Ihave no doubt the rescueattempt Surely Boredom. would have been an incredible success I 1 had it not been for the permit viola- tions,” HCSUer Tim Smelley stated. & “I was bound and gagged The HCSU was armed with belts and basball bats. The little rugrats didn’t and placed In a chair and have a chance.” made to watch 43 mwcutive Inside the compound, treatment of d the hostages worsened. The children; hamof Gllligms/ lsimd in relation to the rescueattempt, &e up with tdrtures So vile and hideous, mum. they earned alienation from the entire teenage community as well as adults. ”Yourmoney in a savings account is there when we need it, c “Iwas bound and gagged and placed in a chair and made to watch 43 in a convenient place, like our wallets. . consecUtiV8 how of Gilligun’u Iulcuul mnura,”rrcalledhoatageB~.entPoftey. Butwhile it’s there we put it to work. plrycbolo~Herbert Quack, who By arranging money for poker parties, police buy offs, Mamined each of the hostages, noted the ’duma had taken a toll on a good many of them. drug deals, and various other community “Some of the homgea believe that uses, we’re helping to change the community for the worse. they are Mr. Howell,” he explained. ‘m 8- fo be in god ph~&d condition, yett ouch bad a tendency to

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. -. ”. . - -.“ . . &” - .-. . 4 Dear Editor, F"[email protected],I like Hury, but Harry likes Jaue who likes Tommy who like8 Priscilla. Meanwhile#Riscilla hab been eyeing Guest commentary David, but David likes Betty and Herbie. HerMe, though, seems only to be interested in himself, while Jane, Betty, Sue, Stacy and Brenda.are all Count America down ...But trying to get Eerbie's attendon. What should Ido? ceededonlybytheirpride.Inthepast signed, America has risen to the occasion in Marsha Brady Inflation is 14 per cent. Our Presi- every circumstance that we have .dent has admitted that we are far Dear Marsha, been tested. In1961 theunited Statm Who am I?Ann Landers? inferior militarily to our Russian was 10 years behind Russia in counterpartsin a world where"being space technology. Today we are number two is dangerous."American roughly 20 years ahead. When the Dear Editor, hostages were just returned in the American people havebeen asked to Did Don Eo once play the akdele worst foreign policy humiliation in conserve, whether it be gas or food for Devo? this nation's history. Japanese and they have responded remarkably. In signed, European car manufacturersare cur- one instpx the American people Donny Most rently dominatizg the American conserved so much gasoline that our models in sales. Due to this, many supplies ran a large excess.' Dear Domy, auto workers are out of jobs. The peopleofAmericahaveproved No, but he did have a stint with the As a nationwe are down. This is not to bea feisty an spirited lot. Recent- Sex.Pistols during their heyday. You fll" ) 1.P - up for debate. However, those who ly, during theiis rage crisis.we'saw.. mw have hepihim 8n such classics as ' feel the United States as a nation is an outbreak of'stagnatexl American Anarchy in tbUKand Tlray*Bubbctb. done for are wrong. Pride. Americans have always been This nation has been in a bind before. History dictates that we will willing to defend their nation to the death. During the ugly era in our Dear Wtor, pull out of this rut. A decade after the What is the velocity of an Arabian worstdepression in America's his- history known as Wet Nam, the people of this nation took the initia- Spamow at 30 miles an hour in a wind tory weexperienced an economic cbillfactorofminus3Oflyingoverthe boom that is still unmatched. Though tive to question their govement's SaharaDesertatanaltitudeof3&.f~t. disillusioned with government dur- actions because they cared.'This is one of the few nations where this is w-4 ing the Watergate era, the American DenntsEggatick peoplewent to the palls in heavy allowed. numbers in 1976, because Americans It may seem old fashioned to write DearDennis, still cared about America. aboutthe American people, but it Igive up. What is it? "he American people have an in- should be known that you can count America down but not out. credible sense of responsibility ex- It was a total pleasure playing your motley cmw drat you dare call a baslretbalt team. Idon't know whether Highline Groping- it was #wraee or stupidity that you displayed by showing up. Next time we will only play the fiiquartsr, the rest Highline cares about schizos of the game you can attempt to catch up. Good luck! -cropinR I am a paranoid schitophrenlc, or ernmentsandbyallunibnsaadprivate- should Isay we are pIlrndd acWop employers with riteen or more work- hrenicr, Weare not mare which styie ers on the basis of race color, religion, is correct. At any rate it bar become Sex, Or' MdOd OI'&h. The apparant to me/w tht WdUne's Employmant O~ty.co!nmisi!ml fadutiea are -te to cope with (EEOO is retiponsible for enforcing people who have unique problems like the legislationin the privatesector and mindours. Mp/our questloam then we: against state and local government Do you feel the Sovlct threat to Ameri- governments. The U.S. Civil Service can interests abroad is a real one and Commission has the task of imple- what is the hidden appeal behrna menting equal opportunity in the fed- mindless shows like Fcurtasy Iatand,. eral government. and Love Boat? "he EEOC bas the power to inveati- Sigad, gate investigate, rewlve and if neces- Hanlq Fritz, or Dave 2kp~orPWzap sary, litigate complaints of sex db- pa, or DaveeZappafritz. crimination. It also seeks to bave employers establish voluntary equal Dear Hankdave, opportunity programs. The guidelines The politicalactivities of the we created by the EEOC serve as stan- men'smovement, together with its dards for determining whether Title intensive effort to educate andinform VI1 has been violated. 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by Fester Jumo bbdyfkttIm.tu.fivtbenrst The walls of the Artist Lecture .MI,Y”boLcbdIbitrIkd center were heard to sound a si@ of “y#tmcdtOalmri#htdI)art,but(rrlrsowebitthdodedbel I relief after Tuesday night’s decibel- i fest as performed by G-ne Pen- downw guin. Student concert goers were in Drummer/neurologist,Sticks awe and pain as the local punk-blueg- Phlegm, said, “Yeah, Ithink they was rass combo picked, pounded, and meditatingor something. I think pogo’d their way to anew megaton meditating is supposed to help you high. comprehend the universal oneness Except for minor structural damage of our hellacious racket.” to some of the campus buildings, dead Eerdrum added, “And to think that I small animals on the grounds, and a thought they passed out or something.” few pending lawsuitsbecause of vari- Other members of the group include ous pacemaker failures in the sur- Sid Fishes on guitar, Poky Goatlips on a k3 rounding community, the concertwas the bass, and John Eawod on the organ. highly successful. The success is re- Oscar, Milt, Enrique, Veebag, “and flected in thefact that most of the some large bloke with alot of tattoos” students who attended Tuesday night’s make up the road crewhortician head piercer were so moved thatthey team. skipped their Wednesdayclasses to Famed punk-bluegrass musician, tell their doctors of the enlightening Grandpa Johnson usually tours as an experience. opener for the Penguin, but couldn’t When askedfor his evaluation of the make the Highline appearance be- performance, student activities coor- cause of television difficulties. Appa- dinator and sole sponsorof this event, rently Johnson is a bit angry because Max Gumbi replied, “What?You’re the producers of Wee Hog are attempt- going to have tospeak up. Ican’t hear Penguin. ing to sue him for sticking safety pins you over the ringing, They must be through Junior Simples’ eyelids,. doing some construction around here.” According to Gumbi,the concert was Anyone wishing tb join the Grandpa more so an accident than a well Johnson fan club should call 8R-549 planned event. “One day, those guys further information. (Gangrene Penguin) accidentally Word has it that Mr. Gumbi will be materialized into my office. The tall % conference” with The Sniveling guy with the purple hair started play- Twin)rs about a March performance.

the basic problems of all soap operas: by Ludwiga Honeybun love, sex,’ adultery, divorce, selfish- One Life to Screw Up is sweeping ness, lies, sickness, insanity, some the ratings wars of soapoperas at goodness, and the impossible pursuit Highline College during the noon hour. of happiness.” The registration building, where the “The trick to making ahit soapapera. FCHCC television monitorsare located, is making the pursuit of happiness the is jam packed every day now at noon. main focus, it’s just one problem solved away,” continued Flakef‘Wbat “No one can evenget into the makes One Life to Scnw Up so bookstore, so it just closes now from popular at HCC is that it deals with 12:OO - 12:30 p.m. everyday,” said fan.a student problems, and HCC students Big business has hit Highline Col- do all the acting.” lege with the advent of “One Life To Instead of centering around a hospit- Screw Up.” Advertisersare impressed al as in most soaps, One Life to Screw with how many students watch it, so Up” is centered around the HCC nurs- now there are five commercials for the ing program. half hour production. One Life to Screw Up is the Producer Sam Sliverman couldn’t be brainchild of HCC soap opera acting morehappy about this. “We’re just director, Marylou Muck, who teaches raking in thedough. It’s great,’’ he Soap 101 and 102. gleamed. “Ireally got alot of opposition from One Life to Screw Up is not much the people in charge of KHCC at first. different than regular soap operas in They said they didn’t want that kind of its basic format.” accordinn to head trash being produced in their studio,” writer Francine -Flake. “It &als with stated Muck. .

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He attended Central Drug High “Well, if ya weally wanna ask me, I byAmddineAnoldone schoal. think he’s weally, weally, gwoatty!” Peter Poirrderter (called P.P. for ‘‘Idon’t remember much of my ten Wobin Wed said,. between blowing rhort)is~eCommunityColleges‘year8 there. But the chases were bubbles, “He gives me speawmint gum aewest calculus irutnrctor. #mat! Sometimes the terrcherrr would and bwonies ewevwday!” poindcxter taught at the University let us-sitthere for days wen weeks, HCC President Silly B. Hordoncom- BfWashingtonlastquarterbutdecided watching colorsdance on the wall. I’m mented on Poindexter’s taching tech- to accept the offer to teach at HCC trying to get a class like that started niques,“He’s great!Wonderful! I because ”the Huskies didn’t make it to here at HCC.” think he’s really doh the students he Super Bowl.” Some of Poindexter’s studentscorn- some m.You.boawthose group of Heclaimsdmgsandtmnanasarethe mented.onhis calculus class. students who hang around the comers msin reasons for his current success at “Idon’t really understand why they and never go to class? You know the the young ageof 38. hired him, he doesn’t teach us any- ones with the bandana‘s and dark “Bananas are brain food. Did you thing. But those little brownieshe glasses? Well they’re on a waiting list know that? Yep, they really are. Look brings to class are very good,” corn- of 100 students to take his caIculus the sun is shining,” Poindexter said. mented Susie A. Straight. class! I can’t mewhy? Maybe it Poindexter’sscholastic career in- Dressed in a bandana and dark hassomethingtodowiththoseyummy, cludes graduating from gnide school classes, Sam S. Toned said, “Hey, ’ yummy for your tummy browniesand at the age of 18;he claims the addedsix -...like leave the dudelike alone. If milk he brings toclass everyday. years in grade school was because he he like don’t wanm do nothin... but like Thefre dyvery good!” spent six years in kindergarten wait- a space like all hour man, like leave When asked about his recipe forthe for his motherto “come right him be... groovy? Besides man, like brownies, P.€? said, “Hey, look! Now back” those brownies are like outasight!” it’s rainin&’

1 I Cafeteria uproar: ‘Hell no, we won’t eat’ I comas I think is largely due to the overloaded circuits in the students I A .studentdemonstration resulting bms. Too much cramming at mid- f from the lack of quality ofcafeteria term,” she jokingly added. food was staged on Friday afternoon Addict 1 is constantly being called with protesters gathering in front of out to the school. The para-addictsall the lunch area, singing camp songs and agnee that the comas were caused by handing out leafletson food poisioning. drug overdoses. ‘?It wm really wow!” one student Cafeteria hostesses regarded the demonstrators with humor and lack of meanajmtcaPselikethatmakesme interest. feel proud to be an hedamn ‘What do those brats want? Quality 1 Head of thedemonstrators, Tom meat?”one hostess spit out, “Wethe do 1 Jelly,told theT-Word that there were best that we can with the budget cuts . i p\ t00 manp students lapsing into COpMLt- and all. Hell, we can get good cheap ose during the past year at Highline. meat from the biology dep artment. Theywouldjustbetalkingtoya,then That fermaldihite makes it cooks bet- they’d drop ri@tdead in front of ya,” ter and easier.” All of the unconscious victims con- All students seem to agree with the firmed the evidence of rotton food in protest and have stayed awayfrom the their blood stream. cafeteria in swarms. Many can beseen One studenttalked briefly abut his walking the campus withSnoopylunch friend. “Ah well, he just ate one of pails and h.ed Flinstones thermoses. them there frog legs dwhichs and One student admits, “It’s hardto stay he ah just dropped like a sack of away from the smell of fryingworms but Ido my best cause Iknow that it’s for a good cause. Invisible tank attack- Atari 101 enters curriculum

by Jed Pong Malcom Schmegma, dean of scrap- ing with their new Ataries ing gum off the sidewalk, was outraged Many of the students seem to be in Even with recent budget cuts,High- at the thought of all the new courses, favor of Atari 101. CandyTeeny, line has still found room in its cur- especially Atari 101. Secretary-treasurer of theDishonor riculum for many new classes. “None of my ideas for new classes Colloquy, yipped, “Huh?Oooooh, Atari Among the classes to be intraduced were accepted. When they turned 102. It sounds super spacey. That next quarter include Bade Rucksack down my ‘Beginning Purse Snatching‘ Reggy..... uh, I‘mean Dr. Diode is such a Packing, Introduction to Designer for this Atari-schmari, Ialmost broke hunk, X mean, a real good teacher.” J~Salecdon,~dSoa~Ope~GvalU- that Diode’s skinny neck.” Student lounge fixture, Tommy De- ation. But the mwt,contraversial Atad Video I=. exhibited quite Hoocommented,“50bucksaquarteris would have to be Atari 101. effectivelobbying:tec”g great by me. Iusdy dump twice that “Atari 101 will introduce the student theR4mrddTru8tyDude8tovoae much in quarters into ‘Asteroids’ up in ~fordf~tbcturrandthe student lm&p.” tbs~dtbc”NoaSOf The class will be held in room tltebaudmrrrm~wereon~far 7089S4361 on the seventh floor of the c library...

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Were the foundersof ancient Highline inspired by the visits of exhterrestrial beings? Accordingto Eric VonSpamiken, author of the top selling novel, college Ofthe Gsds the campus is abundant with evidenceof the ambassadors from another world. Also, the dramadepartment is looking forward to aiding Moon Classic pictures with their on-location sequences for the upcoming movie basedon Von Spamiken's book.

ABOVE: Anancient stone canrefs attempt to recapture the image of the alien beings. BELOW": A modern artist's interpw tation of the ancient's work. Aquatic-like creature is 8h0~nhere operating a sophisticated land vehicle.

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by Elgin Remus “Did you know that he’s put my typiq classes down on the Redondo fr Lack of funds and demand for a a pier with the Diving program? Let’s n larger variety of classes have caused seeSpzudordjumpintotheSoundwith the merging of many of Highline’s a plugged in IBM,” Badgistski cried. I present programs, according Chuck to Spamfomladmittedthttbemtrging I. spunford, HCC curriculum director. af Child Dcvelopmcnt with Arc weld- c “Whatthe hell, huh? Imean, now ing is a bit extreme, bat befendm It students can learntwo different nonetbeless. courses in the same class at the same “I’m sick of the complaints from c time,” he explained. those guys over at welding. They’re C Some of the faculty members ques- just being lazy. Actually, the little tion the ability of Spamford to organize tykes can be quite helpful if you alter . C class mergers without consultiag divi- the goggles to fit their little heads.’’ sion heads. English instructor, Shame Smitt was Juan Jotes,Instructor of Philosophy rather pleased with his program growled, “Idon’t like to complain, but merger. that Spamford joker put my logic class “They’ve mixed my Writing 101with in with Intermediate Karate. Have you Human Sexuality. Now we’ve got a lot ever tried to work truth tables while of students making a few extra bucks you’reflying over some guys writing for Pentup Forum,” Smitt shoulder?” proudly beamed. Jotes is not alone in his dislike for Spamford concluded, “AU Ihave to Spamford’s program. Joanie Bad- to do is get state approval for the gistski of Office Occupation is up in Beginning Jazz Dancing/Pre-Account- arms over the decisions effecting her ing merger, and we’re in like flint. So department. just sit back and watch what happens.” t

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Directed the xmm of Merry Ann, who left the The costumes are a real turns hotdog rotator at Al’s Food Shack. by Junior Scorsasey. movie because of contract difficulties though. and was replaced by Eve Plump. Oscar nomination for best song, GiUigun LaJw It a GO-GO. Lare and Gare split a gut or two at Highline and Gare, though,” Gare commented. by Hooter MacPherson “Before Lare and X became the hand- some, rich, controversial comics, ThefRctuteHallwasagiantbarrel whose names have become household of chucklea Tuesday when the offbeat words, we travelled second class and comedyteamofLareandGarebrought played two bit coffeehouses. their zany braad of humor to the “One reason we never reached the Highline campus. pinnacle of success was the audacityof Theduoperiormedmanyoftheskits our material.We were and still are far which compose their new album Lare ahead of a our time as comic geniuses. and Gam Live at Bodalton. In fact the stuff we put on our last Each routine combines the diverse album probably won’t be funny until talents of both performersintooneact. the early 199O’s!’ A good example of this .is the skit in With fame comes a whole new lifes- which LaFe (Gary Snard) plays a Rabbi tyle and nobody is more awareof this barber who feels he should cut more than Lare and Gare. than just hair. Gare (Larry Kowalski) In a skit parodying the lifestyles of gives a hysterical portrayal his be- many of Hollywood’sglitter stars Lare ”-,fuddled customer. and Gare playa pair of Rock and Roll r, Following skits were apotpourri of idols. “The Rock and Roll Gods” skit is the duo’_sfavorite routhe$. Most were a mirror of our personalities,Lare included on their fiit three albums, explained. ThisisLareandGare,LareandGarefI With guitars in hand the twobelt out and Lewd and Disgusting Jokes Your profound lyrics: hiother Never Told You. My nose is full of coke Also in the works is a new album. My life’s become a joke “The material is still up in the air,” Lam and bare. Ithink I’m gonna’ choke Lare stated. “We intend to baseall our With all this success at their finger- But I need another toke selections arounda social leper thewe. radical ever put before.an audienceof tips andstardom seemingly aroundthe anysize. Thatnight, however I re- Get me out of the fast life.... please title should reflect the albums The corner people have been asking the “Though we are considered two of . content. Currently we have a working ceived a terrible heckling from a guy question, “Who are Lare and Gare?” who.told punchlinesbetter than Idid. I the most offbeat comedians in the title for the disc: Stay Away From Me and “Where did they come from?” world today most ofour material has a You. knew right then that I had found my “Ivividly remember meeting Gare,” one in a million partner-Gare.” serious message. Besides comedyisan “The release of the album should open window.’’ coincide with that of our new book, Lare recalled. “Iwas playing the War That was in 1971. By 1974 the two had begun their recording career. Lare and Gare have crawled through Standups to Superstads: The Lare and Room at the Smith Cafeon the Seattle waterfront. My material was the most “It hasn’t always been easyfor Lare that window only tofind Lare and Gare Gam Story.” were waitingon the other side. A group for no seasons - the Ludens infest east parking lot by iggy Mathers The band was named in tributethe to disenchanted with the high brow at- thwarted by the perverted finger of mosphere surrounding thescene. fate. Who can ever forget The Malig- Guitarist Percy disdainfully recalled anant Tumors, whose brilliant career club ownerwho “expected us to know was cut short when their flutophonist three chords.’’ In late January, The wasgummed to deathby a rabid Ludens made a cmcial decision: they perch? 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Speer, from the University of Watts, by Bob Shishka caught an astounding heave from 326 In just a few short weeks, Highlines feet. To reach the streaking javelin, Javelin catching team will commence Speer had to cover an amazing65 feet its secondseason with a brand new of the playing field. team. Javelin catching, America’s fas- Speer was unable to comment onhis test growing sport,has caught on record settingcatch as he was im- splendidly at Highline this past year. mediately mobbed by his fans of the Coach John Inyagut explainsthe white clad set and ushered awayin his reason behind this sports success. chauffered hearse. “There is noreason behindthe Inyagut commented on the unusual sports success,)’ he explains. “Wejust high turnout for this sport. like to go out and have some fun.” “The good ones usually don’t last Inyagut feels thatstudents whohave more than one meet,” he said. never been able to do anything right, One exception is Highline’s Gordon like the sport becauseit takes relative- ‘Porcupine’ Bluddy who lasted through ly no skill. three meets last year. He devised a “Anymoron can catch a javelin. unique way of catching the javelin Even a journalism student.** he in- which enabled him to competein more sisted. than one meet. Javelin catching was inspired by “Gordiehad extremelyquick missionaries working in Africa during hands,” commented Inyagut. “He the early 1900’s. Although they used would catch the javelin in flight with primative native spears, the sport his right hand. Gordie’s methodwas a didn’t take long to catch on in America. bit unkosher as most players tend to This season’s team captain, Gott D. get more physically involved with the Shaft, has devised many obscure javelin.” methods of training that his team will Mmt athletic coaches have had pre- use this year. vious experienceplaying the sport that “Before each meet, we are going to they coach. However Inyagut admits run 40 laps around the football field that he has never actually caught a then drink a lot of beer and take ifIicjt javelin himself. drugs,” he revealed. “In college Itried out for the team,” Shaft thinks that any good javelin he remembered. “But Ididn’t make it. I catcher should have a lot of courage, kept tripping over my feet at the very little brains, a low regard for life starting line. Finally the coach decided and a good life insurance policy. that I didn’t have the guts for the sport ‘we Pick a team before every send out Gott D. Shaft, Slade Skewer, The world record for javelin catch- and kicked me offthe team.” met,” he a~ured.‘qVerYwY gets a- ing was set last year in the national Inyagut hopes that students at HCC Nate Stabb, Raymond Pierce, Burt chance to play on my team.” Convey, Dennis M. Pale, and 0. tournament atHeckle Ed. Chuck will take to the sport again this year. The lineup for the season opener tRiu poakme. Marathon Line Standing becomes a major Highline hit

by Rip Groin my shave kit and sleeping bag.” SGhtameel went on to say, “There A new sports craze is sweeping up * was only one-goalavailable. When you through the intramural ranks, swiftly have to‘waitfor the goalkeeper to aid in approaching varsity status. the scoring of 15 bonus paints, the The game, marathon line standing, waiting points really start to pile up.” hasgained one of the states largest Croquet squad coach, Butch Stiffun- levels of participation atHighline saw, commented, “Idon’t want none because of the outstandingfacility. of my athletes doing this linestanding Almosteverybody on campus has stuff. They’ll get too rundown to play involuntarily partaken of this demand- an effective game.” ing test of endurance, but unintention- According to Flo Natengile, head of ally playing the game does not comply student health services, the health with the rules and regulations. office will be open extra hours to .’ . First of all, one needsto be a aceornodate the onslaught of injuries. c. matriculatedmember of hisher “We’re already overflowing with cases selectedteam. The player is then of exhaustion, flat feet, and locked assigned to an advising coach to aid knees.” .! him in his game strategy. Once this Nany local supermarkets are start- ., warm-up is endured, the player is put ing to cash in on the new sport by right into the game. charging.a membership fee for col- I PIaced in a terrifyingly long line, it is legiate line standers to get their daily the players intent to withstand the work-outs in the new“un-express” grueling marathon of stepand-wait for lane. as long aspossible. The more time Kurt Hanginmete,manager of spent, the more points awarded. Tradewelt grocery and health club of A bonus point isgiven if the player is Midway, explains, “Our un-express able to dace the smrt ball. called a lane is run by a 93-year4d half deaf “form’”,Lthrough one of the four gds checker who hasn’t learned to operate at the end of the line. All individual a cash register yet. On a good day, she are added UP at the end of the mints can make the best of linestandem drop of exhaustion.’’ Anyone wishing to join a marathon line standing .team should contact coach Wost in building six.

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tentionally bad that whenever he by Donna Pearson speaks it, he sends the small rehearsal Trying to keep a low profile, Iwent audience into fits of laughter. undercover to report on the rehearsal One of the band members jokingly of The Boy lWend, the Highline Col- drew to my attention what a mess the lege drama department’s Winter mus- theater really was. ical comedy which openedlast night. I Not really having noticed too much think my notebook and pen sort of gave with the lights off most of the time, 1 me away, though. looked around and observed basic Watching two rehearsals of The Boy drama campias equipment:clothes, mend, I had the opportunity to ob- blankets, books, silverware, etc., serve just some of the fun and frolic spread all over the*place. and grueling, repetitious hard work As far as messy isconcerned though, behind the final production that will the bnckstage can’t be upstaged. It is look so easy. morethan classically “backstage” Acting really does take a lot of messy. dedication.These people are acting, Monday night reheard was much &,7 singing,dancing, and smiling their diWe tthanSumdayafkmm~”hey little hearts out in a dark theater on a hathrough the ahow without beautiful Sunday afternoon. A week stopping btcarrse they were videotap before a play opens, they spend almost ins to pick it apart so as to pinpoint all their free time rehearsing here. their mistaLres better, ULe in sports, “Louder! Step it up, you’re dragging! Trying to keep out of the way in the Move up! Move back! Project! One makeup mom was pretty impossible, more time, or Let’s do it again,” are so I didn’t linger long. Very funny just a few orders heard quite often place, though. from the director. One tidbit I learned there that I And the castdutifully does it allover hadn‘t noticed onstage was that one and over again, and again... and again. actor‘s pants had started to fall down The goal is perfection. They grin and during one song and dance routine. bear it and don’t complain of fee- ‘‘I’m missing my lipstick,” cqm- like robots. Myan occasional exple- plaind an actor. tive is quietly uttered when someone Rehearsal is over, the 0lake-u~com- really feels they’ve blown a scene. es off and suddenly, after a double There is an unoccupieddirector’s take, the real people have reappeared. chair close to the stage with a sign Theywereallecstatictobegoinghome saying “Le Directorette” taped to the a little earlySunday night. back. One actor reminded me Sunday af- The director, Dr. Christians Taylor, ternoon to be kind because, dter all, however, prefers to sit back on the they still had four rehearsals to go front row and project her directions to through before they opened, No prob the cast, band and lighting crew. lem. The whole musical is delightful. Equal credit must be give to EdFish, Monday night after the quickie HCC music instructor and band direc- videataped rehdit is 930 p.m. tor, the band, and the lighting crew. Theyallseemtobeglowingbecauseit They too have to rehearse over and went well. over again. It‘s a secret,.ht rehearsalsaremore The Boy Wnd was writtenby fun to watch than the actual shows. N2\ Sandy Wilson in the 1920’s. The setting ?%e&opm;isndopendlastnightin is the South of France on the French the Little Theater and will be playing Riviera during the Flapper era. again tonight and Saturday, with an If you like singing, dancing, light emo’clock curtain, and again next comedy and bright pastels, you’ll love week on the 20,21, and 22. Tickets are TheBOyFLiend S1.SOeachandmaybepun=hasedinthe This two hour musical has three bookstore. Jazzman Maynard makes music main attraction by will Hartley As the Moore Theater bas very god In a time when many concert per- acoudics, the vohune at my seventh formers rely on fireworks, explosions, row seat waa very comfortable, yet my stage antics,decibels, and various ears still suftered distortion because mind-altering substances to put a of the extreme power and high Ire- crowd in awe, it’s almost a relief to quency notes that Maymud wasable to 1 know that there are stillthose whorely achieve via his trumpets. Songand Dana.. on sheer ability and talent. In short, Unlike a lot of today’s jazz which is . musicbecomes the -main and only basically electric, woodwind, abstract, Highline’s music department will The Drama department’s winter attraction. or all of the above, the MF band uses perform a choral concert at noon today musical Tire Boy FrfGnd continues it’s Suchwas the case last Saturday consistent melodies,a cooperative yet in the Artist Lecture Center run tonight and tomomnight at 8, night at Seattle’s Moore Theater when impressive rythm section, and a well as well as March 19,20, and 21. Tickets jazz trumpet legend Maynard Fergu- balanced set of woodwinds. But cram, crmmg, crammed...are available at the book store and at son and his band utilized their ahund- where the real difference comes in is If YOU haven’t cracked your text the The cost is $le anee of ability and talent to bringa full the powerful brasssection of two booki open yet, now’s the t&e-fds F[m ma sun... house to genuine enthusiasm. trombones and fourhand-pickedtrum- week begins March 16, so get your But let’s start at the beginning. pet players. facts together. “Fireplace modification and solar The pre-show theater hubbubwas . The rythms vary between swing, water heatinn systems” will be dis- reduced to silence as the MF band blues, rock, and ballad. To say that the Separation Seminar... Extenisioncussed by Service &e from-Washington 7-9 PmEnergy in the members took their places, all the rythms are easy to follow (unlike the “Making it done after Death or Artist LRcture Center on March 16. lights were turned off, and a trumpet abstract rythms which scarepeople ballad flowed from an unseen source. Divorce’’ will be discussed from 7-9 away from the jazz section at the pm in the Lecture Hall on March 19. Suddenly the stage lights came on record store) is no discredit to drum- *cm&; and Maynard entered upon his in- The program is sponsored by a Con- Get the luck bf the I&h of st. mer PaveMancina, sumer Education Grant. Patrick’s Day, .March17, troduction. The applause turned to Referred to asone of the hottest cheers of recognition as the band young drummers in the country, Man- attacked Give it One, an oId Ferguson cina demonstrated sophisticated style, favorite. advanced skill, and physical endur- I, and I’m sure manyothers, ex- ance, almost sharing the centerstage perienced the shivvers up and down with Maynard. thespine common to the climatic Add in thecomposing abilities of chords of live performances. Unlike Maynard Ferguson and Nick Lane, and many performances, however, the you’ve got a highly organized group goosebumps were active throughout creating a sound that can appeal to the whole show. almost any musical taste. Other tunes included a dynamic Saturday night’sconcert wm rendition of Joseph (Weather Report ) Maynard's wcolbd Seattle perfom- Zawinul’s Bird&&, and three numb- ance since Soptemkr, and IU he wmM) ers from Ferguson’s newly released well received at both performances, it album, It’s My Time: I%~nccto Your won’t be long until ht’m beck again. Hcatt, You Con Huwc Me Anytfme, and My recomnendationto anyone desir- Everybody Loves the Blues. ing nothing leas than sheer acoustical After 20 minutes of‘ intermission power and skill molded into an or- (those lips get tired, you know), the ganized sound: watch the local enter- audience was becoming restless for tainment news forMaynard Fergu- more of the sounds that they camefor. son’s next concert.. Buying tickets I The bandreturning to the stage toplay early would guarantee a seat in the MucArthut Rark satisfied, but made usual .sell-out crowd. , the crowd far from quiet.

.,”, ..- . -...... ””. rn - . ._. ..” c ””” .^ ...- .”.* - c .. “-. - ‘American Pop’adds dimensions to rock A“*oplmbjrRolplC The boy grows up in the world of -h-Yptqltryatthu stage slapstick, at one time the back RmtOn -6 Md SW-Tru: Sk Thrr end of an animal. Music is his great shorrbmalR love, though. ‘When will my voice change?” he byGwdonWeeks asks Louie. “Idon’t want to be a horse’s ass forever.” Rock music and art imagery have He givesup the dream thou@, been combined before, usually as a marrying a stripperand managingher psychodelicexcuse to visuallyand career as a singer. musically space aut at the same time. It’s now the gangster era, another American -adds a new dimension- excuse for violence in the film, a a story line and characters. continuous outlet throughout thefilm. The Tiends where most rock The wife is killed by a mafii bomb, biographies begin-the actual making leaving son Benny, a brilliant pianist, ,.: of a star. Americ4n Pbp followsthe to pursue a music tradition. attempts of four generations of men to The adult Benny doesn’t last long, make their mark in the music world, though. After marrying a mafia lead- each a victim of different eras and er’s daughter (a la l%e Gudfuther) he styles. enters World War Two and is shot at The storyline and dialogue occasion- the piano by a Nazis after leaving the ally falter, but the sheerartistry pulls seed for American Pap’s most intrigu- the film through the awkward sequ- ing character, son Tony, king of the ences. The character movements are one-linerand pursuer of the 1960’s natural and colorful, blazing beyond idealism. mere caricitures.The three dimen- The rocWpop music, supposedly the sional images are stunning. basis for the movie, takes the stage and The story begins in czarist Russia is used ratherawkwardly. Tony with the murder of a priest. His wife “writes “ such non-originaJs as Some- and son flee, ending upin the slums of body to Love for a group resembling New York wherethe youngster is the Jef‘ferson Airplane, the ultimate grudgingly “adopted” by Louie, a frus- flowerflove group. Clipsof rioting and trated showman. The boypicks up protesting remind youof the times. vaudeville show secrets quickly- the Stereotyping is evident-the female American Dream has begun. singer (a comb Grace SlicWJanis News reeb of Americana, circa Joplin) dies of drugs and Tony ends up 1Wsadd to the animation, rapid fire a bitter addict, resentful, another en- shots of Prohibition, crowded tern- tertainment casaulty. dealer. And fiilytheDreamis fulfill- haz)r on You As soon as the Dream ments, and early stage perfotmers. His young sidekick, Little Pete &Pete writes and performs Bob starts, the fiiends. This technique is throughout the used grows up to be a punk rocker and dope Seeger’a Night ‘ddotlds and Heart’s The imagery remains. lilm, usually to advantage. Vocal ensemble entertains Highline refugee students

~lshM,baya, - -* .. .-- . der’ .* 2 c... laace to the performaad, although &&by’ members tif*theensemble. . Kathy Wallace’s91.JLtP ..and cornid they were lesser known than what I ’Rob.St.Louis’ interpretation of &y rendition of, Wdn‘t It Be LoutZy, Highline Collegesvocal ensemble would have expectedto hear. Me Dawn, was a spine tingler. equaled the task. Her unique versionof presented aspecial performancetothe The fiist part of the concertfeatured The solos by Maureen Cardin and the song, complete with anEnglish refugee studentson March 5, in a several lively Negro spirituals ape- Betsy Moms were also first-rate. accent, was my personal favorite. packedbture hall. , cially worth noting was Leo Dickens Laura Hershey, dressed in little girl Background instrumentalsby pian- Gordon Voiles, ensemble director, solo performance in X”m Gonrro: Keep attire, andclutching an oversized ist Sue Vercammenand drummer, exposed the refugees to various types 015 Singin’. Dickens rich voice was a sucker, sang the Ciandymun. Darrell “Spider” Smith, helped to sol- of American music. The select dons welcome addition to thesong. The refugees lovedher performance idify the groups performance. ranging from Negro spirituals to coun- The middle portion of the show, and seemed to understand the lyrics. Refugee Quan Hoang, gave his im- try-western, created a complete ba- contained several classy soloperform- Apparently, candyis a universal word. pressions of the show in three words, Hershey’s actwas hard to follow but “very good, wonderful.” Record review Costello attempts comeback with ‘Trust’

by John Benson CosteUo’s diversity is more evident about false images. Costelloseems ready to make his on this album than on the earlier ones. move on the American market. He’s Elvis Costello’s new album, Trust, One problem with the lyrics, excellent starting to grant interviews, and judg- The extremeshe goes to are like, as a times are brings him back to the point waahe at though they are, is at they ing by his last appearance in Seattle, song on the album says, a whisper toa hard to understand.Words are coming in early ’79. At that time everything Luxembourg is at one end of seems to now‘enjoy doing concerts. to go- way. Rolling scream. at a rapid fire pace from everywhere, seemed be his the scale it’s a hard edged number. At His problems may now be behind Stone magazine fit and like the Rolling Stones ,Costello had named his the other end is shat Wlth Hi8 Own him. As Costello says himself on the album, My Aim fs True, the best of refuses toprint the lyrics on the album album, “Yesterday’s news, (the “Arm- Gun, where Coatello’s onlyaccompani- sleeve. So you’ll have to listen closely 1977. His second album, This Year‘s ment Steve bn piano. ed Forces” tour), is tomorrow’s fish Model, voted one is Nieve to.understand them. was the number Diffmnt Costello reach- and chip paper.” release of 1978 in England by the lWagwhas British rock press. Armed Fotcea, his third release, was by far his mostcommercial and it looked like he would f’inally break in America. But things began to sour on his first “Armed Forces” tour date. Whenfans refused to leave Seattle’s Paramount Theatre until Costello did hother encore, roadiesturned up the feedback to force themout. Later in that same ‘tour came the highly publicized fight with singer Bonnie Bramlett and her road crew ina

Columburr, Ohio bar. 9 After the tour, Costello’withdrew from the limelight. Hia next rtbum, Get Happy, wa8 hi8 1- maible, hgbrclt to hin country roots; he began .Hedidn’t tour on the album. More than his CaFdar in an obscure country band. likely hewantedtogfwtbeplbuctima The song has Costello begging his girl to oettle dm,since he hd.recsived @‘put her..wedding ring on another numerow deatb threats. finger beforehe “turns aut the light.’’ TklI8tmPOIUbe,cO#tdb’8mpt OnPtomAWMspcnToA~m, at a “? Glenn Tilbrook, lead singer for The 14..$mga,. with Ody five over Squame, gw#ta for a duet. It, next’to three minute4 ate what nxmt Wa Cl~&h&.~b;LchL first British .write about. But it’r ths way Coatello ringl8 rslsars, may be-the mgthat wrim tbmn that wtt, bim,.amWl’ba bmah Coatello into the AM, market

. Women cagers place fourth in state tourney

by Steve Waiters also kst Y&B state champion in the he, 64-57. SoSphomwon Maria Barg- very wdl,” he concluded. fiithalfasthdmtteamcompileda mom and fmhman Debbie Borland Beforethi8#.lan.themoetvic- The Highline College wornen’1~bas- 44-12 lead going into balitime. eachdectedsevenklrdk torias by a Highli~Women’8 cager ketball team endedits best season ever HCC coach Dale Bolinger mid that IntbenuttI.lcwad,Highllneooe~ tsurrwaB1&Boliagar8aidtbatthe last weekend at the AACC state tom- his .squad played paarlv in the initial came a mn-pint balftime deficit to squadrccom~their~forthe ment in Wenatchee as the T-birds perid. defeat Bellevue 82-73 on March 6. 8canona dropped their first game and then won “We played IttrrlbltIlrrtW,mhe Bollinqer mid that the difference in their next two to placefourth. dmhtcd, “ln tbc IIcowsd h8lf ut the two halves was January’s hot uosrllrrt~~togettothe HCC ended the regular season in played a littk bit of bketlmll, We shooting. t““mbtde- second place in Region 11 behind weren’t quite bo tntimldrtcb, oourtl, ~uoIp8econd~w8stoptct Lower Columbia, which enabled theT- everyom stm@ed,” bt added. uJulie shot very well io tht rr?mnd inthetop~dthctaarney,whi&we birds to go and compete in the eight- Fteshmm Kathy Janders led High- alsO~Uadsrthe~ team tourney. 11 baW. We ”t &~amythhgMewent,~ line in scoring with points. Fresh- ilnisbin( tbt LL?wIyI with two3ine In their opening round match on bewtplrincduothcrthn~~it~ man Julie January, sophomore Linda viCtOtbO”WUB.~line March S, Highline dreweventual- jwt another c~btwhen everybatty StampsandfreshmanKellyLyonsadd aeobmpli8h!nen~mhe told tourney winner Wenatchee Valley, eight,seven and six respec- coatritmted.Be~dida~job tallies, 0ndefe~intheclutch.shrlfrnvIl who trounced the T-birds81%. tivelv.” seem8todowenindtk8l~~h+ t Wenatchkeshowed why theywere W&tchee OutrebOmdedHigh- “Ireally felt like the teain got done f dd. ”It d”t 8bWUP irr tb as mu& as we probably could have. ICs,” he conchded. Where we played with a lot of incog- nitoes, I’m. very pleased with it,” (I January’s 20 paints (nine for 18 from Bolinger stated. the floor) paced HCC while Armstrong The fourth-year coach also said thpt C added 14 and Lyons 12 (five for eight this year’ssquad was especially c from the floor). Also adding to High- gratifying because they playedwith a t new concept, being line’s balanced scoring attack were running more and I Jackie Bjornstrom (nine pts.), Berg- more active. strom (nine), and Peters (six). Sophomores Tammy Bailey, Sue HCC outrebounded Bellewe 64-SS Armstrong, Diana Bergstrom, Jackie as Armstrong ripped down eight Bjornstrom, Linda F’romhold andLin- I caroms and LindaF’romhold collected da Sfamps all are ineligible for next seven. season, as they have all played two t The T-birds grabbed fourth place by years. Bolinger said that he hates to ~a- YaLima Vdlw, who fhbh- see them leave but was very glad to E edstxth,6l-S3Marcbtafterbeing have themwhen they were here. E down 28-30 at the intermission. c Bailey and Armstrong were selected c ‘BoHnger saidthat the game was even to the second team all-star team for the last few minutesof play. until Region II. r C “It was close but when we scored six Hightine leading qcorers for this stmight points at 4243, we went ahead e to stay. that, we traded season were January (321 pts., 11.1 After with Bi them,” he stated. average), Armstrong (287 pts.,; 10.3) January again paced the T-birds in and Bailey (208 pts., 9.9).. scoring with 15 points (seven for 13). mwSet dl-tid T-bird. E record for career rebounds with 434 r Lyons hit on five of six field goal f. attempts for a dozen.points while boPrdsandap8.8average.EllyBroggi, who pWq;fpm,,197&m,. held c dishing out six assists. Armstrong *e 1, added eight, Borland eight,Janders previous record with 432. Following eight and Fromhold five in the team’s Armstrong, were Borland (S.9 aver 21st triumph of the seasonagainst nine age), Bergs- (S.6),:Januar$ (4.9.- defeats. and Froanhold (4.6). - ,,.

“Julie (January) continued to play Lyons and Janderskept close to wch well and Kelly (Lyons) did also,” other in the statistical department all t Bolinger said. ‘We didn’t have anyone year, accordingto Bolinger. Lyons selectedon the tournament all-star dishedout 127 assists (4.4 average) team, but that’s because we have a while Janders made 119 (4.1). In scor- si good multiple-playerteam. There’s not ing, Lyons bucketed 6,8 points per anyone star,” he explained. “The game and Janders sank 6.4 points per W tournament was excellent. It was run contest. i. T-bird playmaker Kelly Lyonsmamfora lcryln a8 a dofonder watchas. She handsd r out a team-high 127 asdst8 this; 8ea8on. photobyJackHoltman I: SI E

8: Tennis season to start April 3 .at Highline c hc e: Y by Roger Haight ney, the players are working individu- PI ally on conditioning, accordingto, Ten athletes are vying for the topsix Johnson. Theychart their exercise s positions on the 1981Highline College activities, and turn in a weekly report C men’s tennis team, to the coach. C: Coach Dave Johnson is pleased with After a realignment of the leagues. the quality of play demonstrated by for CCtennis, Highline finds itself s this year’s team members. competingagainst Fort Steilacoom, t. “Ithink the team will be good this Green River, Centralia,Clark, and 01 year. We are way improved over last Tacoma in league play this season. year,’’ he said. Each team will play all theothers 0: The men are currently competing in twice, once at home and once away. bl a round robin tournament that will play Johnsonsaid he thinks the new Y a major part in determining what alignment will be more competitivefor e: position each person will hold on the the T-birds, and thus better prepare s squad. The aspiring players are: Jon the team for the state tournament at Tellefson, Steve Walters, John Tate, the end of the season. W Mark DeMers, EM Fairbanks,Don The state tourney will be held May at Stariha, Mark Pallet, Gerald Russell, 14-16 at Yakima. rn Tim Toohey and Dave Dupuy. In addition to ten league matches, Pallet and Stariha are second-year Highline will also face SpokaneCC, players. Stariha played tennisfor HCC Columbia Basin CC, Seattle Pacif’ic during the 1979 season, and sat outlast University, Western Washington State year. University, Olympic CC and Bellevue Dupuy is transferring to Highline cc. from South SeattleCommunity Col- Green River and Fort Steilacoom lege,which doesn’t have a tennis will probably be the top competition program. “We were fortunate to get for Highline in league play, according him,” Johnson commented. to Johnson. Tate and Walters participated exten- The T-birds’ first two matche8 will sively in summer tournaments, John- be at homc. Spokane visits Himeon son noted, pointing out that this is a April 3, and Columbia kin travelr bonus for them. “Playing experfence here011ApIpII4.Bothmatc~ooill I counts,” he said. begin at 9 a.m. Him begha 1- In Sdflth to tbs rotlMi robin tw- play April 6 at 2 p.m. at OwnRiver.

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by Steve Waiters Rainier) andNancy Nakamura (Re- Definite numbershave not been The Highline College women’s ten- nton). given to the players yet as the coach nis team, under the guidanceof Coach DeMeerleer, who competed at state elected not to have challenge matches. Norma Kay Adamson-Fetz, is current- during her junior yearin high school at Instead,Adamson-Fctz will pick the ly working on conditioningdrills to get girls’ doubles,said that the team is order. in shape for theupcoming season, getting in shape in theearly-season When asked about HCC’s toughest which begins March 31, when the T- workouts. competition this year, the club pro at birds host Lower Columbia at 2:OO. Pacific West said that o?te team would “we’re working on conditioning so be above the rest ofthe league to start well be in shape by our first match,” with. Adamson-Fetz, a formerHCC netter she aid’ “The coach has us running and coach of five years, has her six- lines. Our weakness at this point isthat member squad run lines and jump rope we only have six girls,” she added. “Iexpect Green River to be sttong,” during their daily two-hour workouts. For team competition,Highline must Adamson-Fetz commented.“They won In addition to the body conditioning, have a minimum ofsix women, six in state last year. Tacoma should be theteam has been working on the singles andin three teams of doubles. fairly strong too.” fundamentals of the game. Adamson-Fetz saidthat the team lost ‘We’re doing a lot of work on basics a lot last year to graduationand to four- Adamson-Fetz said that the team’s and conditioning,* Adamson-Fetz said, year schools.One who is back this major strengths were experience and ‘‘A lot of volley drills too.” season from last year’s division win- attitude. Running the linesand working on the ning team isRousseau. Rousseauplay- “Although weonly have two players drills are returning letterwomen San- ed in the second singles spota yearago back from last year, westill have alot dy Lane and Sherri ROLIS~~~U,and anti will be in therunning for the of experience. Our only weakness is newcomers Debbie Boyd (from Ore- number one spot this year along with that we only have six players,”she gon), Deanna Dailly (Federal Way DeMeerleer, according to Adamson- explained. “If someone is gone,we High School),Sue DeMeerleer (Mt. Fetz. automatically drop two matches.” Highline swimmers competing in Oregon to.day by John Tate 2:22.1, and the 100 backstroke, 1:07. Ingalsbe is entered in the 100 fly Craig is entered in six events, the with a qualifyingtime of 0:57.09,and in F’ive Highline swimmers are com- most of any Highline swimmer. His the So and 100 freestyles with times of peting in a regional swim meet at qualifying times were: 159.7 inthe 200 023.7 and 0:SO.W. Beaverton, Oregon, today through backstroke, OS.2 in the 100 back- Swanson is entered in the 100 Sunday. stroke, 0:48.2 in the 100 freestyle, breaststroke with a k07.9 qualifying Jamie Durham, Steve Ingalsbe, De- 1:44.8 in the 200 fly, OS.6 in the 100 time. He is also in the 50 and 100 nnis Swanson, Andy Strasser and Paul fly, and 2:03 in the 200 individual freestyles with qualifying times of Craig, are entered in 24 events. medley. 0:21.6 and and 0~49.9.He participated ‘This is the best overall team we’ve Strasser is entered in four events, in the NorthwestSmall College ever sent,” Coach Andy Hathaway the lo0 breaststroke with a qualifying. Championships at Evergreen State mid. time of 1:07.9, and inthe SO, 100 and 200 Collegeand swam away with first Durham is the sole woman com- freestyles with qualifying times of place in the 50 and 100 freestyles. petitor for the Thunderbirds. She is 0:23.0,0:49.5 and 150.0, respectively. Highline also qualified in three re- participating in five events; the 50 Steve Ingabbe and Dennis Swanson lays, the 400 freestyle with a time of freestyle with a qualifying time of will be competing €n three events 3:20, the 900 medley, 4:06, and the 800 0:26.3,100 frwstyle, 056.8, the lo0 fly, apieoe. -. . . -*- - -. - - . - fre.eatyle, 7:41. 1:M3, the 200 individual medley, Skydiving a lofty adventure for everyone

by Bryan Jones Ron (our post acne agedinstructor) The idea being 4 feet is just the same airplane. As it rose I tried to conceal “Are you crazy?’’ theyasked me. explainedthe jumpingproceduretous. same as5,OOO, or 10,00, for that matter, my fear of heights. As Iwould peer out “No ,but Iwant to try it. It’s a very After stepping off the jumping bar we as long as your chute opens.It seemed ten story windows would be overcome safe sport,” Iargued. were to make an arch. and stare at the simple enough. Just in case though, we with amorbid fear of somemoron Though safe,I was hoping skydiving plane. This later proved easier said practiced jumping forward,backward lurking in the distancewaiting to grab would provide thatlittle extra Ineeded than done. and sideways. and slobber“I saved you.”I could hide in a sport. Sure golf was fun but it Next came the explanation of our We were now ready. Thefirst group my fears no longer. The plane rodelike requires skill and moreoften than not chutes. The one Iwas touse was to be of jumpersentered the plane. A a 1963 Ford Fileon had they beenbuilt my score exceeded thatof the Seattle 28 feet in diameter. Thesize is gauged moment later they were all descending with wings. I looked toward Ron for Sonics. That is when they were shoot- on one’sweight. Had Ieaten a coupleof toward earth quite gracefully via their consoling. He was asking the pilotfor a ing we ll...me too for t!!at matter. pounds more of potatochips I may parachutes. The second group fol- date. It seemed to me that jumpingout of have qualified for the 32 foot sue. If a lowed. Winds stirred and changed At 2,800 feet the door to the plane an airplane shouldn’t need a whole lot 120 poundperson were to try directionafter thatand the final swungopen, Step on the bar,’’ he of skill or inborn talent. I alsohad the 32 foot size, Iwas told, she may groups’ jumps were called off indefi- yelled.Slowly Ileft thepiane. An hoped that it would providemore land anywhere between NewYork and n itely. endless moment later Iwas given the excitment than, say, bowling. After all the Pacific Ocean. Though Irealized As a reporter I havenever been command to jump.I let go of the plane youcan only get so excited about this to be an exaggeration the thought satisfied with a story half completed. and I was off, My first thought, which picking up those hard to get splits. of some poorimp flailing helplesslyas As a miser Icould never settle for a occured afew secondsand a few With this in mind I confidentally he descendedtoward the ocean thrilled deal in which my part of the bargain hundred feet later was one of remorse. strutted into the Issaquah Parachute me. hadn’t been met. I returned the next I’d taken a bad picture. My second Center. I was ready to meet the Next on the agenda wasa slide show. day. thought was much brighter. ‘;;t sure . challenge. Slides of experienced jumpers were Properly suited Iclimbed into the beats the heck out of bowling. The cost for a first jump student was intermingled with those of beginners. SO. Included inthe costis five hours of The idea; make the new studentsthink training on how to use the parachutes they too can be that good. or chutes as wein the sport call them. Ron gave us a sales pitch. “For an Our jump instructor looked to be no extra $10,” he exp1ained:‘we’ll throw in three picturesof you falling helplessly older than 21. He explained that he had - been jumping for more than three to earth.’What a deal!I couldn’t resist Frce healtb services for Highline t.01- thethought of mom a big For Sale years and, in that time, had logged in showing ..UNI...... b....HW~~~.~~*,** lege students, faculty and staff. All care excess of 360 jumps. My confidence cheesecake in the face of great ap- and consultationcompletely confidential. swelled. prehension. For Sale Minolta 3Smm camera. In- Highline College Health Services, Build- The class contained22 people. A few Most injuries occuring in sky divers cludes Flash, 28mm, JOmm, and 13Smm ing 6, Room 116. were thrillseekers, sotrie looking for are received in the landing. For this lenses. $250. Call Mike, at 2436347. adventure, yet the majority fell into reason we practiced jumping from a Wanted: CommunityInvolvement four foot high platform for an hour. For Sale Hampar 2J” ten speed bicycle. Volunteers. Credit available. Contact UP, my category: lowIQem new. $140. Will, at 824-0749. Like Call Building 8, Room 210. For Sale Kay Banjo. Copy of Gibson Maatertonc. 5225. Call 878-8718. Assistanceto motorists: The campus patrol car is equipped to start low bat- For Sale Bundy Oboe. Like New. $400. teries andunlock cars with the keys Call 878-8718. inside. Contact the Campus Security Of- for slls Air Hockey table. Four foot fice, Building 6. 8124, good Condition. Call Sbariat 8783710 eXt.291. Free Thand8rword clarslfie’ds for High- r line College rtudcnts, faculty and staff. Contact thoThunderword office, Building sowlctr “- lo, Room 10s. ..

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by Dixie Rector Most of them like the teaching situa- believe thatthe salariesare what they instructom But e in them v-- With the cost of living on the uprise tion over workingan eight hour work ought to be for college instructors. tionrl areas the cammpntty college and the salary of community college day. Of course they receive less pay McFarland feels that Highline is salary jost cannotcampete.n instructors remaining standardly low, andsooner or later this is going to located in 1111 appealing urban area, Continued talk aboutbudget cuts, arecornmupitycolleges still receiving become a problem." whichisaplusinmrrin~ahigh reducing staff members, cutting out competent, high quality instructors? Dick MWg, dean of instructionat Ft. standard in the instructors,asopposed certain programs and community col- According to Higbline Community Steilacoom College said,"The problem to an area like Yakima or Moscs Lake. lege salaries notkeeping up with Colleges Dean of Instruction, Dr. of forseeing theVocational Education The dean continued to explain that inflation, maymake some staff memb Robert McFarbd, the quality of teachers leaving for higher paying there is an abundance of instructors in em less comfortabie with their posi- HCC's instructors is still very hi@^. positions could happen. "he step we certain areas and a short supply in tions as before, McFarlnd feels. "Quality is a very hard thing to deal would haveto take then is to geta less others. "And, this could affect the way they with," he stated. "There are very experienced person to fill that posi- Wehave a grtsttr number of qual- -teach in a classroom," he said. qualified instructorsout there-fjimt tion. Not 80 much a lesser qualified ified paople in the academic areas, However, Mogg disagrees. choicepeople. The areas wherewe person, but rather a lesser experienc- such .II Eagbh, SocW Science and "IWeve ow- staff members are may see somedifficultyinthefutureis ed person." Math.Butintheoccu~thalarcas, professionalenough not to let the in the Vocational Education fields." Wark .cqiomtnted -on the situation, such as Respltatory Therapy and En- anxiety, that I'm sure is there, affect .(- - Administrative Asaistunt of the "salaries of commonity college in- gineering, there is a short amount of their classmm performance." .:t. State Educatbn Board, Bob Wark'ex- Strpctors aren't the greatest, but we I P 1 plained, 47tocati~dEducatim b still get a lot of applicrtbna prdbably stractors come from the fleld in which beca~jobgarefilhtrmdpeopled they have worked in. We do have some to work. There's not much ofa tarnov- Workstudy cont. " fearsforthefuturebecauseofthefact erincommunityco~ssothechance I conttromc#os1 I that the community college salaries of receiving a lesser qualified person mental demandsand the increased. cannot competewith what they maybe is ment, according to Sharpe.Allocations pool of eligibility, the level of activity able to earn out in the working world. are received at the beginning of each in the work study program is much But for most of them, retaries are According toHCC's Dean, the aver- school year. This year, Sharpe noted, higher than it has been in the past. secondary, because they just enjoy age pay for a community college Highline was not subsidizedsufficient teaching." instructor is around $18,000 a year. funds torun the program for the entire The state governmenthas agreed to McFarland continued, "The Voca- Some public teachers, in a given Y" match the $6100, should Highline be tioad Education instructorshave community recieve better salaries "The need and use of the Workstudy able to raise' that sum. This would someadvantages of teaching rather than some community collegeinstruc- money was quite a bit higher e supply the program with ample funds than working in their particular field. tors, according to Wark. He doesn't anticipated," Sharpe stressed. for the rest of the year, Sharpe con- He added that with greater depart- cluded.

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