Birthday JMU celebrates the New Improvisational acting Easy Dukes crush Morehead Party Constitution, p. 4 Act hits campus, p. 16 Win 44-10, p. 19
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21,1987 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 65 NO. 7 McCoy wins close race for treasurer SGA election decided by less than 100 votes
By Keith Perry SGA reporter • After two weeks of hard campaigning and two close elections, Gary McCoy emerged as the victor in the election for SGA treasurer. McCoy drew 435 votes, 54.4 percent of the 800 cast in Friday's run-off election, edging out Les Quezaire's 365 votes, or 45.6 percent. "It was close," McCoy said, "but I'm glad it worked out well." McCoy said his reactions to the results of the two elections were as different as night and day. He said he was discouraged after hearing Monday's results, but was "a little euphoric" Friday afternoon. "Les just congratulated me on winning, and two seconds later they showed me the paper with the numbers on it, and I was just so wired, I was so excited that I couldn't even read the page. I had to have them tell me," McCoy said. Beth Cunningham, a member of the Staff photo by CATHY UDELL SGA election committee, said overall the election ran smoothly. Sara and Christopher Bishop of Charlottesville share In the festivities honoring James "Being such a rush election at the Madison and the bicentennial of the Constitution Thursday at Montpelier. beginning of the year, we were really pleased with the number of people that came out," Cunningham said. Celebration honors Madison The SGA expected only 500 students to vole in the run-off election, she said. By Laura Hunt was unexpectedly sent to Nicaragua by from others, Greer said. That kind of turnout "says a lot for staff writer President Reagan. At Princeton, where Madison the students, that they arc concerned in MONTPELIER - A quality Portions of Greer's speech included attended college, his education who represents them, thai they come education is the key to a productive excerpts from the speech Bennett had consisted of more than just good out and vote, even for the second lime and useful life, the deputy planned to give. books. The president of the college. in a week," Cunningham said. undersecretary of education told an James Madison was a great advocate Dr. John Withcrspoon, lectured the audience during the bicentennial of education, Greer said. "He believed students on moral philosophy, Greer Now that the election is over, McCoy celebration commemorating the you couldn't think up new designs and said. v said he is ready to get to work. His first obligation will be tackling the backlog Constitution at Montpelier Thursday. new ideas if you didn't read. You The major lesson Witherspoon tried Dr. Peter Greer, the undersecretary couldn't fashion them out of nothing." of treasurer's work that has accumulated to teach the students can be summed up over the last few months. from the U.S. Department of Madison was not born a great man; in one phrase — "do not live useless Education, spoke in place of Secretary he built his character and developed his "I guess I'll have to dive right in of Education William BenneU, who mind by reading, writing and learning See MADISON page 2 > there, because I'm sure they've got a lot f of things demanding attention," he said. Page 2, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 Trible's departure leaves Senate race open "Only he knows what his motivations are," By Martin Romjue Roberts said. Eksterowicz said. "It might very well be that Robb had news editor He added that Robb might try to raise as much as he can as quickly as possible and "scare any opponent." something to do with it. Robb is a strong candidate." Former governor Chuck Robb's decision on whether Eksterowicz doubts Trible was concerned over his Cline said, "If he doesn't run, it would not be as to run for the Senate in 1988 will be critical to difficult for Republicans to run against a Democrat not image after his visible role in the Iran-Contra hearings Republican success in that election, said a JMU well-established. this summer. political science professor. "The race will depend entirely on which candidates During the hearings, Trible adopted a more Dr. Paul Cline and two other professors commented the parties can come up with. Each party wants that prosecutorial stance, invoking criticism from some of Sunday on possible consequences of Sen. Paul Trible's his conservative Republican supporters. seat very badly." announcement Saturday night that he will not run for If Robb chooses not to run, former Attorney General "My suspicion is he' didn't hurt himself. re-election to the Senate in 1988. Marshall Coleman and Rep. Stan Parris "will jump in Conservative Republicans would still back him," "If Robb stays in, it will be harder for the immediately" for the Republicans, Roberts said. Eksterowicz said. Republicans," Cline said, who also is a member of the Coleman ran against Robb for governor in 1981. However, "we are entering a period where candidates Virginia House of Delegates. are very concerned about what's being said about Dr. Robert Roberts, assistant professor of political them," he added. "Maybe he "didn't want to subject science, said most experts think he will run. "Something bothered him himself to scrutiny anymore." "I would say he's going^Jo run — there's a lot of that made him feel it was Roberts also said Trible probably wasn't concerned pressure on him. If Robb runs it will be interesting to over criticism of his performance during the hearings. sec what Republicans will do." necessary to get out of "The polls after the hearings showed he was fairly Dr. Anthony Eksterowicz, assitant professor of the Senate." well perceived — it doesn't look like they had poltical science, said both parties "are going to need anything to do with it," Roberts said. somenone with name recognition. —Robert Roberts He added that he doesn't think Trible was afraid to "Now that Republicans are behind, they need name run against Robb. "There is nothing in Trible's background that a recognition to offset Robb's," Eksterowicz said. "If Trible's announcement leaves the entire race "wide Robb is as popular as they say, it'll give him the tough fight ever deterred him," Roberts said. open," Eksterowicz said. Throughout the summer, Trible was actively courting inside track." Coleman, Parris and Rep. Thomas Bliley are all the media and raising money, he said. possible Republican contenders, Cline said, but he He added that Robb has a lot of popularity and "Something bothered him that made him feel it was added, "I think there's more than that" financial backing. necessary to get out of the Senate," he added. There are many members of the state legislature in "It (Trible's announcement) gives Democrats a good Cline predicts Trible will someday run for office both parties who could be likely candidates if Robb chance — the best in years" to take one of Virginia's again. doesn't run, he said. "It would level the race out if senate seats, Eksterowicz said. "What I would guess is he'll do something for a If he doesn't run, "any bright young Republican is a Robb weren't in it." The professors were unsure of Trible's reasons for period of time, but the lure of another office might possibility," he added. very well be in the future," Cline said. "The The Republicans will have difficulty raising enough deciding not to run in 1988, but said family played a Republican party might lure him back in." money to match Robb's campaign if he decides to run, key role. In his announcement, Trible said he wanted to spend Roberts said, "If the reason he got out was his Roberts said. family, he may come back. Theoretically he could run "If Robb runs, the Republicans will have a serious more time with his family and felt politically for governor in two years." problem finding someone who can raise millions," frustrated by the legislative process. Madison - >- (Continued from page 1) political career," Greer said. government should be shaped and necessary to maintain the greatness that Following college, Madison lacked fought for those beliefs. our founding fathers worked so hard to and die contemptible." confidence in himself and his abilities, Madison was sometimes forced to achieve, Greer said. Madison remained at Princeton an Grccr said. As a result, he devoted his compromise, but was the main Referring to Plato, he said, "Until extra year to prepare for a career in time to studying and in 1787 was the contributor to the document our system you are numbed into realizing that you public life, but he did not study best prepared member of the of government is based on, Grccr said. really do not know about something, political science, Grccr said. Constitutional Convention in Greer also spoke to the young you will never know." • "He studied Hebrew, ethics, history Philadelphia. children in the audience, urging them Hopefully after attending this and theology... and the argucments of Madison based his ideas' on what he and adults alike to read, learn and lead a celebration at Madison's home, the philosophers became to Madison had spent years learning, Greer said. He decent life everyone here will "want to learn the slogans of a fighting faith in a had faith in his ideas on how A well-educated population is more," he said. 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By Michelle Hlte staff writer "Get a good education so you can walk through any door of life you choose," said a 1983 JMU graduate, who now works as the staff assistant to the White House Deputy chief of staff. JMU alumnus Pam Stevens told students at a meeting of JMU's International Association of Business Communicators Wednesday of her experiences "from JMU to the White House." Stevens, a communication graduate, works next to the Oval Office in the White House. "I see the President almost everyday," she said. Stevens said she got started in her career by interning with a public relations firm in Washington D.C. in 1982. "Here is where I got interested in politics," she said. "When 1 graduated in December 1983, I begged the Reagan/Bush Wasington D.C. campaign headquarters to let me be a volunteer." There Stevens stuffed envelopes, answered phones and made coffee. "I didn't get paid during the campaign or the [Republican] convention in Dallas," Stevens said. "I had to pay for my own room, what I ate and my airfare to and from Dallas. There are a lot of sacrifices in getting a job. I was frugal for the first and last time in my life. "It wasn't an easy time," Stevens added, "but I never complained; I did what was asked of me, and I got to know people — people that are now running the government.*' After the campaign, Stevens was asked to work in the White House advance office. The advance office staff plans every trip the president takes. The staff also travels ahead of the president and plans his complete schedule. "We write down where and when he arrives, where he sleeps, where he eats, where he walks — everything," Stevens said. Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON Stevens worked in the advance office for two and a Pam Stevens tells of her successful trip from Wilson Hall to the White House. half years before taking her current job. She said all the sacrifices she made during the appointee. campaign were worth it "Even if another republican is elected president, I invaluable assests. "I'll never forget the first time I saw the President will probably leave the White House and go back to "It's so important to speak clearly and write well. I and he spoke to me," she said. "I went to a White another PR firm. I've had an exciting time. I guess I forced myself to take technical writing while I was at House party after the convention was over and the chose the right campaign to volunteer for back then." JMU. It was hard for me, but it was wonderful. It has president said to me. This is the room where Andrew She told students, "It's unbelievable where you can helped me so much in my job." Jackson jumped out of the window during his go if you just have a little confidence in yourself. Internships are also important, she added. "It's easier inaugural because of all of his rowdy friends.'" "First, get a good education," Stevens said. "There to get a job if you have a job, so intern and meet Stevens will leave the White House when,the are a million doors out there." people. Get involved in as many organizations as you president leaves office since she is a Republican She also said good writing and reading skills are can." Brochure outlines special beliefs of black students By Cathy Carey Advising," is innovative because it self-understanding are important values people have misconceptions about staff writer states that even though black and white to them. black students. students are more alike than different, The brochure states that black "I think that it's very important for us The Office of Affirmative Action teachers still need to be more aware of students are more likely to value the to make the university a comfortable distributed a brochure this month to minority students' beliefs. philosophy of education, worry more place for everyone to be and to help help JMU faculty more effectively teach The brochure, based on a student about financial need, and believe make people aware of unfortunate and advise minority students. affairs survey and other research, reports creativity, work and contributing to stereotypes and give them correct Affirmative action officer Elizabeth that both black and white students want social change are important. information to replace those Ihle said the brochure, titled "Minority an education that will lead to But Ihle added the brochure is stereotypes," she said. Students at James Madison University: employment. important because although black and Dynamics for Effective Teaching and It also says self-confidence and white students are not that different. See BROCHURE page 7 >• Page 4, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 fytontpdier cdtbraUs the Constitution
Madison Brass and Attclage, two instrumental pottery and woodwork reflected the 18th century By Laura Hunt groups made up of faculty members, performed lifestyle. staff writer Friday. For the two days of festivities, JMU students MONTPELIER — Bicentennial celebrations are The JMU Marching Band performed twice volunteered to lead tours of Montpelier, a mansion taking place all over the country this year, but JMU Thursday, and included a medley of the "Battle constructed by Madison's father beginning in 1755. chose to celebrate the historical event at Montpelier Hymn of the Republic" and "America the Thursday and Friday. Beautiful." Thursday's event concluded as the celebration \ moved from the mansion to the Madison family "We are here because environment influences The JMU Dance Theatre improvisation class and cemetery. people. . . and we feel it is important for the guest artists combined their talents to present university to be a part of that environment that Dr. Carrier placed a wreath on Madison's grave "Together We Create Art" on Thursday. during a short ceremony conducted by the Army's James Madison loved," said JMU President Ronald "The ideas behind this project," said Dr. Earlynn Carrier Thursday. First Battalion, 3rd Infantry Regiment, The Old Miller, who teaches the improvisational class, "is Guard, from Fort Mycr, VA. Festivities included performances by JMU music that people came together to work together to create and dance groups, a craft fair, tours of the mansion, something that they could not have done alone." guest speakers and a ceremony at Madison's A prayer at the ceremony urged people not only to gravesitc. Similarly, each member of the Constitutional respect the founding fathers and their The JMU Dance Theatre Folk Ensemble, dressed Convention had his own ideas of government, accomplishments but also to be inspired by them in late 18th century clothing, demonstrated dances combined tb create a document that none of the while striving for personal goals. from the time of Madison. Framcrs could have written on their own. The celebration was sponsored jointly by JMU, the Tho Madison Singers performed "Oh Guests attending the festival strolled through the only college or university named for James ihenandoah," The National Anthem and other craft exhibits. Madison, and the National Trust for Historic patriotic songs. ' Over 20 craft displays of quilts, rugs, baskets. Preservation, the owner of the house since 1983. The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 5
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"NCWAi* f\w> fesooMora We The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page Brochure *> (Continued from page 3) Warren renames 5-year plan JMU's affirmative action committee looked at other institutions' brochures By Heather Dawson "We're going to use a fundamental school board was promising. Warren before designing JMU's pamphlet, Ihle faculty senate reporter attitude that we're going to provide our said. said. The five-year plan is over, said the graduates with the best education "There is no database for what they've "I know of no school that has the vice president for academic affairs at the necessary to make them good teachers," proposed, and there is no target for research and the data to back up their faculty senate meeting Thursday. he said. where they're headed. Now we have brochure like we have. I think that "For the first three years here, most Responding to Warren, Gary Shaffer, heard that we can propose what we makes this brochure unique in the of my activity related to trying to an associate professor in the College of think is right," Warren said. Education, expressed concern about the country," she said. identify what we thought- were Warren also announced that the The committee decided to emphasize problems here, and trying to pull us stale's new recommendations for the Academic Council will work to recruit black students in the brochure because together to figure out how to resolve college. more outstanding minority faculty, he "I think the frustration, at the present this minority is the largest on campus, those problems," said Dr. Russell said. Warren. time, stems from the rush to plunge Ihle said headlong into this in such a short "Our students deserve a very The affirmative action committee Warren will work on implementing diversified faculty. We believe his "Initiatives for Excellence," the new period of time," Shaffer said. "I decided to create the brochure in personally feel these changes are in especially that our white students September 1986. name for the five-year plan. The deserve to have more faculty other than initiatives are the direct result of the many cases, politically, not James Coleman, a student on last educationally, motivated." white faculty . . . one means of problems identified under the five-year teaching is the modeling of minority year's committee, said "It does give plan, he said. When the recommendations were first something for teachers to look at in submitted to the school, the faculty faculty." terms of the total black student. The five-year plan is designed to within the College of Education did not In other business, the academic policies committee considered a Student "This is something that is provided to improve academics overall at JMU. The know the reasons for the changes, he initiatives plan describes and evaluates Government Association proposal that give a better understanding to the said. "Now, we're being asked to supply actual results from the original five-year a minimum number of free electives faculty, which in turn will make the data to support the changes." plan. Thirteen percent of Virginia's teachers should be available in every major. black student more comfortable in the academic setting as well as the social "People kept saying to me, have graduated from JMU, Shaffer said. Jay Funston, committee chairman, Some of the changes would mean said clarification was needed from the setting." understandably, 'When are you going to stop planning and start doing eliminating some of the academic SGA. something?' It's clear now that we're programs in the School of Education, "We need to ask the SGA to tell us WE'RE FIGHTING FOR through planning," he added. which would mean a loss of students, specifically what majors are found not YOUR LIFE Warren also said faculty members in Shaffer said. "It's like being told to to have free electives because some the College of Education have a "major shoot yourself in the feet." majors have only 74 or 76 required American Heart challenge" ahead of them. The college, Warren agreed with Shaffer's hours to begin with, which certainly Association as requested by the state, must work to concerns. A meeting held a week ago leaves plenty of room for free o electives," Funston said. "restructure teacher education," he said. with two members from the state
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actually saving a lot of money in the By Kathi Chirichiello long run." business editor Some books, though, are more Every fall and every spring it expensive at Anderson Brothers. One happens-the new semester starts and the example is The American Nation for race is on to buy books cheap. With the History 233 which costs $21.25 at cost of living and tuition rising, it Anderson Brothers, but only $20.80 at seems only fair to the store owners that the campus bookstore. the cost of books should rise as well, The general consensus among because, like the tuition, we, the students is that while the campus students, have no choice but to pay the bookstore has all of the books that you price. need, they are too expensive; and But while we don't have a choice in Anderson Brothers saves you money, buying the books, we do have a choice but you are not getting quality in where and how we get them. books. So what is a student to do? "I either get my books from friends Other options students have are the, who have taken the class I'm in, or I go SGA Student Booksalc, where the to the bookstore or Anderson Brothers," student names his own price-usually junior Deanna Stewart said. lower than both the bookstore and In a small comparison of prices Anderson Bros. You could also buy between the campus bookstore and books from students around campus Anderson Brothers, it was found that it who advertise their available books on cost more to shop at the campus walls, stairwells, and doors usually at bookstore for school supplies and low prices. books. Although the books at Anderson Brothers were, for the most part, "I like to buy my books from friends cheaper, they were also iff worse or from people who advertise their condition-most being used. books around campus," Stewart said. "It usually saves money and the books "Most of the Anderson Brothers are in good condition." books are used," junoir Mark Schloemer said. "I have a hard time Any way you look at it, books are finding books I need that are new or in going to be expensive; but if you are an economical shopper with a little effort, good condition." you may be able to survive the Many of the books at Anderson book-buying race with only a few Brothers had broken bindings as well as Start graphic by STEPHEN ROUNTREE minor bruises. several different layers of highlighting and notes throughout. Some of the books were also the wrong edition for classes on campus this semester. One such example is Mosaik, the book used Anderson Bros., JMU Bookstore price comparison for German 231-the wrong edition is
carried by Anderson Bros. i "The bookstore has all the books you need," Stewart said, "but the prices are Class Book JMU Anderson Brothers so much higher. It's a lot more convieneint just to go the bookstore." History 102 History of World Societies V. II $22.95 (n) $22.75 (n) Other students, such as sophomore Anne Drozdowski, feel that while Theater 210 The Theater Experience $29.95 (n) $20.00 (u) Anderson Brothers has better prices, it Poli Sci 110 Political Science: An Introduction $33.80 (n) $29.00 (n) is too much of a hassle to get there. Phys 220 Universe $34.95 (n) $22.00 (u) The book prices range from 20 cents *- to, in the case of the book Calculus and Math 205&206 Calculus and its Applications $39.00 (n) $32.50 (n) it's Applications for Math 205 and 206, English 102 Literature $16.60 (u) $16.00 (u) as much as $7.00 cheaper at Anderson Brothers. In some cases the books are Geog 120 Geography-Regions and Concepts $35.75 (n) $36.50 (n) not that much cheaper, but if you are Econ 120 Basic Economics $22.10 (n) $13.25 (u) buying four or five books, the money saved does add up to a substantial History 233 The American Nation $20.80 (n) $21.25 (n) amount Comm315 Human Communication $23.40 (n) $16.00 (u) "If you only save one or two dollars a book, it doesn't seem like that much at first," freshman Holly Gore said. "But based on only available books n-new, u-used if you add up those dollars you're Page 12, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 CLASSIFIEDS FOR RENT Male & Female Nude Models for art dasses. Skin Care & Glamour Products Available - Open House at the Health Center Sept. 30, Rent Now - Huge BR, 10'x20'. Forest Hill Part-time, $7.50/hr. No experience Call Kemberly at 433-6934 for a free 9-5. Watch for details! Call Jim, 434-4659. necessary. 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Loriat 568-3311. *Must be 21 years old to consume alcohol Panhellenlc Blood Mobile - Sept. 23.10-3, ♦Alternate beverages available at the bar Phillips Center Ballroom. *If you have any questions or comments please call: Thanks Karen, Debbie, Mary, Leslie, John, Greg Gibson (433-5590) Eps 4 others Gary McCoy. MarkChamock (433-1513) The House (433-3819) Kim Smalt- Rush is gang great! Thanks f( al your hard work-wa lovt you! Tn Sigma Page 14, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 Dorsey BLOOM COUNTY Berke Breathed YABBER- "0P05 15 THUMBING OUTSIPe BURIEPN FlNftU-f TH£Y OF veMS SUPPENLY WOW/ OM MB ft SCRIPT ft CftR PRNEN BY TREASURE' V/tfrtW mem ARE we* ft CRIMINAL •ftV Wtf\r IT 3A/S m HSRC we w- SOCIOPAW .dffr ON THE. SIDE. J XReecnes UP. OF* cws HOPS IN.." THE FAR SIDE Gary Larson "Well, it's cold again With their parents away, the young dragons Here are the blueprints. Now loolc This is going would stay up late lighting their sneezes to be the Liberty Bell, so we obviously expect that it be forged with great diligence and skill" The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 15 RUBES Leigh Rubin Say, old boy you in the mood to try something gnu?" Can t you wait to leak until we get to the next gas station''" REMEMBER WHEN -Jennifer Mermagen THE REAL WORLI> ■Keith Turner ... ort ajHfrTTHeneo. — ML TH£ FUSS IS ox£ T% Vie&i>J RW AMP tc& — ftWD Yoove HAP \A)ft1£*IN fflOJtf 5KT OP TH/TT CUTi£. 0UE£ THECf b«£ tfit ct\ti KAV)£ FOhJ WITH ft" Pl£ T S^JCf" C^fTrl § >■ / urrtfr/r WNCoWR'M^n'S,../* ' *Tj ALCOHOL *s Page 16, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 r^ #1 I v3 Acting up — part of the game for new group Copeland and Adams on the shoulders By Mark Longenbach hope to see more students get involved been eating together begin slapping assistant features editor and relieved them as if it were a in this free-form type of acting. each other and throwing beer. tag-team match. Cillia is the brainchild of senior Mike The crowd knew the improv group Sophomore Ron Copeland and senior Sulg and the newcomer then began to Doyle, who said the thought of forming was going to be there, but they didn't Lora Sulg seemed to be enjoying a dance and act out a different scene a group like this had been developing in know who they were or when they were typical Friday afternoon, laying on the The reaction of others on the hill his head for about three years. But it going to start. hill behind the Warren Campus Center evidenced enjoyment as the stunned wasn't until last year that the idea This spontaneity is the key to improv and listening to the band performing on silence was broken by applause and became an entity. acting, according to the members of the patio. Cillia. But other students around them began "What the hell has Ron gotten himself As anyone who has taken a basic to glare and feel uncomfortable as the into now?" biology course knows, cillia are the two lost interest in the band and decided liny hair-like arms that allow a to entertain themselves. — David Zepp single-celled animal to move. Their public presentation of passion The members feel they are similar to then was interrupted by a small shapely laughter. "Last year we started it and had actual these little arms because they perform girl in a blue and white rugby shirt. A friend of Copeland's, junior David auditions," Doyle said, "but it wasn't the way a microscopic organism moves She dropped her book bag and greeted Zepp, said, "When I saw the fight, I until the end of the second semester that — spontaneously and without rhyme or them in a sarcastic fashion. said, 'What the hell has Ron gotten we actually got our first real gig. reason. This intruder, senior Janelle Adams, himself into now?'" "It was at The Liule Grill, and it was They also feel that there is no single was Copeland's ex-girlfriend. Her face Nothing dangerous, just a new exciting. We made our own posters, we person who leads. They are all cillia and was twisted with annoyance as she improvisational acting group called had our own show with no one else and need each other in order to perform. The exploded at Copeland. Cillia. people came, paid money and liked it." audience's responses and participation "I see you didn't waste any time," she The group of nine students, mostly Like last Friday's performance, The are also needed for this group to act like said, "since we broke up yesterday so theater majors, want to make people Little Grill's patrons were shocked you could have your space." aware of the art of improv. They also when they saw two people who had See CILLIA page 17>- Sulg pushed Copeland away. "What does she mean, Ron? You told me you two broke up a month ago." Adams went on to explain that, not only did they just break up, but that they were still living together. Embarassed, Copeland said, "Come on, let's finish this somewhere else where there aren't hundreds of people watching." "I don't give a shit who hears this. We're finishing this right now, right here," Adams said as she shoved him back onto the ground. Some students watching this scenario began to leave, embarassed. Some began to cheer the three on, and others just stared in disbelief and^pitied Copeland. r*"" "I'd hate to be in that dudcYsUfccs," said a student sitting nearby. "He's got himself into a shitload of trouble." The three corners of the love triangle began to move down the hill, shouting vulgarities all the way. One young woman said the whole thing was starting to look staged. That was before she saw Sulg wind up and slap Adams across the face. "Maybe not." Adams turned on Sulg with a look that could've killed and screamed, "You bitch!" as she hauled off and returned the favor. From the hill things looked out of control, and it seemed to be just a matter of minutes before a campus cadet would step in. Suddenly there was a loud clap of hands that immediately s,aW ho, caused the arguing threesome to freeze. Members of the Improvisational acting group Cillia shock an ..„„ P °s by MARK MANOUKIAN ay P wmia snock an unsuspecting crowd of students by Another student ran in, tapped acting out a lovers' quarrel on the hill last Friday. * The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 17 Cillia > (continued from page 16) a single unit. During a group interview, members were constantly doing off-the-cuff things. Copeland nonchalantly ate a cigarette wrapper while answering a question. Adams and senior Michael McCauley played footsies under the table and gazed at each other with aroused eyes and quivering lips. Improvisation, Doyle said, is "like a game. You've decided on the rules, but you don't know who's going to win or who's going to lose. You don't know how many times you're going to go around the board or how much money you're going to collect. You just have certain rules youfre playing by, and that's all." Doyle will be holding auditions this semester in hopes of adding four more members to the group. They plan to perform as much as possible this year, although they have no scheduled events as of yet. Cillia's bookings are as spontaneous as their acting, but Doyle would like to > * urge people to keep an eye open for auditions. "We want to show people that there's lots of different ways of looking at things. It's time to explore new Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN visions, and that's what we're trying to Senior Michael McCauley gleefully searches for body lice on a prone junior Rhonda Keyser. do." RECORD REVIEW ■ The one ballad on the album, "The some of San Francisco's finest bands. world as seen by a garbage collector. Waiting Game," features Tilbrook For the listener, what's been released This is an interesting point of view, New Squeeze playing a nylon-string guitar solo and is best summed up by contributing but musically, it doesn't work. singing how difficult it is to wait for band Tooth & Nail when they sing One band. Hold My Head, It Hurts, leaves listener someone you love — "You worry "Stuck in a Nightmare." changed its name three times in six when they're late. When you love The album starts on a good note, months. Their song, "Carnival Ride," short-changed someone, you know the time it lakes to however. Pray for Rain, a band that makes the listener wonder if this band spent more time practicing or trying to play the waiting game." had material on the soundtrack for Alex By. Chris Cohlck A low point on the album is the Cox's movie, "Sid and Nancy," starts find a really cool name. staff writer song, "853-5937." It's about a man the disc spinning with "2 Steps For my money, there is more talent trying to reach a girl he likes named Forward." Dan Wul, vocalist and and creativity on JMU Rocks, released A & M Records Angela, but his phone calls are always guitarist, is featured in this captivating in the spring of 1986. The San Francisco Compilation leaves me On Babylon and On, songwriters met by her answering machine. By the song. Another good cut is Standing heartbroken. Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook have end of the song, the seven numbers of released a new batch of a dozen songs. Angela's phone number become Naked's "Soul." The song offers an Although there isn't one titled "Babylon ingrained in the listener's mind. interesting and explorative solo by and On," the ancient city of merriment Overall, Squeeze's Babylon and On guitarist Joe Goldring, who pushes his is where they intend to take the listener. leaves the listener short-changed. The guitar to the limit with his tremelo bar. But the listener gets left miles short sextet was creative in their use of Also featured is Colin Tribby from the alternative instruments such as banjo Julliard School of Music on drums and of town. The first song, "Hourglass," is also and accordian on the album, but the vocals. Squeeze's first single. In the chorus, actual compositions are weak. Side Two opens with the Kelley Maybe someone else will pick us up Gabriel & Clocks of Paradise Tilbrook is caught up in a Squeeze contribution "Sandra." Gabriel's vocal version of a rap — "No one's in the and take us to Babylon. style, much like that of Kate Bush, is house, everyone is out. All the lights very intense and concentrative. are on, and the blinds are down." The View From Here- The listener is brought back to the Beyond the rap, the song does sixties with "I Need Someone" by The establish a good groove. Unfortunately, The San Francisco Sneetches. The band is lead by the dark there isn't another powerful song until Woodsy Owl says Compilation vocals of Michael Levy. the last, "Some Americans." This cut No Noise Pollution Here! Other songs on The View From Here offers many different and unrelated Medical Records . are just ridiculous. "Dog Song" by Blue Give a hoot. styles of music compressed into one Part-time veterinarian and musician, Movie offers a sample of the trio's well-arranged song. "Some Americans" Steve Weinberg had a dream. barking and howling abilities. The Dont pollute. includes a funk sequence with a tight One night he decided to lake his McGuires" "Garbage Man" finds lead Forest Service, U.S.D. A. horn section, as well as the use of an savings and make an album showcasing singer Randy X screaming about the accordian and a sitar. ' , , ... Page 18, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 Before you choose a long distance service, take a close look. You may be thinking about choosing one of the newer carriers over AT&T in order to save money. ■ Think again. Since January 1987 AT&T's rates have dropped more than 15% for direct-dialed out-of- state calls. So they're lower thai you probably realize. For infor- mation on specific rates, you » can call us at 1 800 222-0300. And AT&T offers clear long distance connections, operator assistance, 24-hour customer service, and immediate credit for wrong numbers. Plus, you can use AT&T to call from anywhere to anywhere,all over the United States and to over 250 countries. You might be surprised at how good a value AT&T really is. So before you choose a long distance company, pick up the phone. AT&T The right choice. •M' •' The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 19 • :.'« SPOR Dukes smash Morehead St. By Rob Washburn editor On a night when the JMU offense needed only 30 minutes to amass five touchdowns and the Dukes' defense surrendered just a field goal and a meaningless touchdown, finding people to share the spotlight would have been easy. . Quarterback Eric Green tied a JMU record with three rushing touchdowns, fullback Greg Medley rushed for 119 yards on 13 first-half carries and cornerback Lamont Breedlovc intercepted a pass, caused a fumble and recovered a fumble. But on yet another dark, dreary Saturday at JMU Stadium, the ones most responsible for JMU's 44-10 victory over Morehead State spent the night in the trenches and didn't score a point. "We felt we had to come out of the locker room and control this crowd early," JMU head coach Joe Purzycki said. "I've not seen too many times where we've so dominated a team at the half." Nowhere was that domination more evident than on the offensive line. Coming into the game, the Eagles were allowing just 87 yards a game on the ground, mostly because of their Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON "Wide-Tackle Six" defense that puts JMU halfback Rodney Stocketl (24) runs en route to JMU's 44- 10 win over Morehead State. eight men on the line of scrimmage. But behind a patched-up offensive line give [senior tackle] Roy Delph enough linemen. It's good to see we can run Woodson to put constant pressure on that contained two redshirt freshmen, credit. against an eight-man front." freshman quarterback Chris Swartz. The two sophomores and two seniors, the "So many of these running backs and Defensively, the Dukes quickly were result was a pair of early interceptions Dukes ran for 242 yards in the first 30 everybody else gets a lot of the credit, able to shut down a Morehead passing and a change in game plan for the minutes. but [tight end Neal] Wilkinson and attack that was averaging over 200 Eagles. "In the first half we could do just Dclph did a tremendous job blocking on yards a game. Defensive tackles Steve "We just tried to put pressure on about anything we wanted to do the flank and [Richie] Bresce and [Rob] Bates and Jim Eckcnrode teamed with running-wise," Purzycki said. "I can't Howard are turning into outstanding linebackers Albert Williams and Shawn See FOOTBALL page 25 > Green fits his 'roll' perfectly in JMU offense cruised to a 44-10 victory. By Thomas Bergeron The play started on Morehead State's 3-yard line. staff writer . Tight end Neal Wilkinson ran parallel to him in the "I think you understand now why I think the world of Eric Green," said Dukes' head coach Joe With just over ten minutes to play in the first end zone, but there was no need for Green to cock Purzycki in the post-game press conference. "I think quarter of JMU's game with Morehead State and fire. With just one cut step and a lunge. Green crossed the goal line for a 13-0 lead. he's the guy who makes things happen. He ran, he Saturday night. Dukes' senior quarterback Eric Green threw, he really got us going." took a snap and rolled toward the left sideline. It was The Eagle defenders were powerless! Attacking Green means opening up the secondary, while Purzycki's comments pointed out Green's obvious that this was his offense. importance to JMU's offense, but after this game It's called the Winged-T, but that wasn't apparent covering the receivers means giving him running room. So they did nothing. they weren't really necessary. Saturday night. What was obvious to any onlooker Whenever the Dukes needed a big play, they used was that Green had found a forum to show the fans Instead, they waited for Green to move. When he did, mere was nothing they could do. Green on a rollout. The Eagles never figured out his athletic skills. how to slop him — as shown by Green's 114 yards As Green rolled left, the JMU Stadium scoreboard Simply put, Morehead couldn't slop anybody — showed that the Dukes were already up 7-0, and especially Green. Behind his three rushing touchdowns, which lied a school record, JMU See GREEN page 27 Green was ready to add more. 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Army tion, and if bands rock, you qual- wait: and boogie even as well as march, elp you and they perform repay before concert au- your diences as well federally-insured as spectators. student loans. _ ARMY BAND. With an average If you can sight- KALLYOOCAHBL The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 21 oung runners look to improve \MU men's team Women's training \eeks balance helps confidence ly Stephanie Swaim By Colin Lovett ■alt writer staff writer (Men's cross country coach Bill Young — that's the best way to falton admits his young team will describe the JMU women's cross abably take its beatings early this country team. But although the Dukes 30. are young, they have confidence in their "We don't mind if we're not winning abilities. >w," he said. "Our season is geared The Dukes, third in the Colonial bwards the [Colonial Athletic Athletic Association last fall, want to Association and NCAA District III] be a competitive force in the CAA by tiampionships. the end of the season. In order to do so, I "My overall philosophy is to get they have to pull closer to number one pdividuals to compete at the highest George Mason and number two kvel of competition possible. You William and Mary. [robably won't see an impressive Their young talent and large numbers }on/lost record because I will always could help them achieve this goal. lioosc the meet where the toughest As the Dukes placed fourth of 10 smpeution is going to be." teams competing in the Indiana (Pa.) Despite his predictions the Dukes University Invitational Saturday, they placed well in their first two showed excellent balance throughout Jtings. They finished second in the the lineup. Senior captain Lorna Lewis finished )elaware Invitational Saturday and first for JMU and eighth overall with a hey placed third at the Wake Forest 20:10.8 in the 5,000 meter course. iviuuional earlier this month. Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON Freshmen Lori Robinson and Tricia Walton hopes that his Ritter placed 16th and 17th with times ashman-dominated team will challenge Cross country team members (left to right) Joe Collura, Dave c: 21:08.2 and 21:09.4, respectively. the CAA championship. Patterson and Brian Schmidt warm up before practice. Junior Julie Campbell also placed in "Basically, there are four schools in the top 20 with a 19th-placc time of [he thick of things: Navy, George "I'd like to see the whole team do Cyrus Nasscri, have been racing closely 21:11.5. lason, William and Mary and well, then down the road maybe I'll go so far this season. Sophomore Jennifer Brinkcrhoff aurselvcs. I think Navy has won four of to nationals," Weilenmann said. "One of the signs of a young distance placed 28th with a 21:48.5, freshman ^hc last five years arid they'll probably "I'm taking my goals and keeping runner is inconsistency," Walton said. tough again," Walton said. "The key to success is moving the Sabrina Bugay won 30th with a 22:00 them in perspective with team goals. and SusanCascman clocked a 22:15.2, Thirteen of the Dukes' 18 runners are . "I'd like to make the season a good fourth through ninth runners closer to our number three runner. 32nd-place finish. Freshmen. Only three sophomores and 'experience. Nationals is still a long Because of injuries, freshmen Jody pwo juniors arc racing during what way away," Weilenmann added. "I've "There's a pretty big gap between them right now. We could be a top ten team Clarke and Jennifer Antes did not run. /alton called the "fourth year of the got one race to make it and I'm going The Dukes also placed fifth of seven ^building cycle." to have to work towards that goal. [at the District III meet] if they moved closer together." teams in the Wake Forest Invitational In time this will become a more Hopefully it will happen." Sept. 12. " sxperienced squad, when the younger According to JMU coach Gwen gunners learn to discipline themselves," Harris, "We could have done better [at v'alion said. "There really is no secret "My overall philosophy is to get Wake Forest], but considering we're |to becoming a good distance runner. such a young team, it was a prcuy good |You just have to work at it." individuals to compete at the highest start. The girls were tough and hung in JMU's top performer once again level of competition possible. ...I will there." [should be Pete Weilenmann.who won Although the Dukes placed well jthc Wake Forest Invitational Sept. 12. always choose the meet where the Saturday, Harris sees this year as onB*"",, jThc top three runners — Weilenmann, toughest competition is going to be." for rebuilding. She will gear her runners I °oug Bloor and Chris Murray — all toward the later meets as well as Ireturn from last year and should be towards next year. I consistent in their positions. Hard work definitely is a major part Bloor and Murray placed first and — Bill Walton of her plan. | toird at the Delaware Invitational. During the summer she put the Walton described Weilenmann and runners on a summer training program, Bloor as the most experienced and which included turning in a log of their A new asssistant coach should help I consistent members of the team. According to Walton, the Dukes' conditioning. The women now run an these newcomers work on reducing their 'They've been around, seen the tough question marks begin after the top average of 65 to 70 miles a week and times during day-to-day workouts. I competition," Walton said. "They've set three. Since the fourth through ninth also perform weight training twice a [ *c tone as far as training goes." runners laid to finish within 30 seconds week. Weilenmann just missed qualifying of each other, their order should change Pat Henner, a former Virginia Tech "They're running through the meets for the NCAA meet last year, but "quite a bit" before the season ends. runner, left his head coaching position tired right now, which is good for at perennial cross country powerhouse Walton is hoping this year will be Freshmen Keith Lindahl, Claud Gibson, Scou Cook, Chris Menard and Blacksburg High School to become an different. Weilenmann, however, isn't Douglas Sutkus, as well as junior assistant at JMU. See WOMEN page 25 >■ billing to make any predictions. Page 22. 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JMU used second-half goals by Lisa Miliken and boosted the JMU soccer team to a crucial 2-1 victory After playing five of their last six games on the Debbie Rigby to account for the final score. over Colonial Association rival Navy in Annapolis, road, JMU now returns home to play six straight Reflecting their early control of the game, the Md. . games at JMU Stadium. The Dukes next face Nittany Lions outshot JMU 27-17 and also led 20-8 Coupled with the Dukes' 2-1 victory Thursday at Virginia Commonwealth at 7 p.m. Wednesday. in corner shots. Millersville (Pa.) University, the Dukes raised their JMU goalkeeper Ashley Duncan recorded seven record to 6-1, 2-1 in the CAA. George Mason and saves and her replacement, Laura Knapp, managed William and Mary share first place in the confererite SPORTSFILE three. with 2-0 marks. The Dukes travel to Virginia Commonwealth for a The Midshipmen drew first blood against JMU. game Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. before returning to JMU After 15:31 of the first half, Navy's Hal Zabrowski Volleyball team wins Stadium to meet Richmond Thursday at 7 p.m. converted a 25-yard shot after a corner kick for the only score of the first half. two of three at UNC But JMU wasted little time drawing even after the Freshman helps JMU intermission. The JMU volleyball team improved its record to Freshman Geoffrey Madueke scored his 9-2 by winning two of three games in the University to fourth place in golf of North Carolina Classic at Chapel Hill, N.C. ■team-leading fourth goal only 48 seconds into the The JMU men's golf team capitalized on an second half by taking a pass from fellow freshmen The Dukes defeated American 3-0 (15-6, 15-6, 15-2) Friday before stopping Western Kentucky 3-0 excellent second-round performance to finish fourth Ricky Englefried and hitting a 15-yarder past Navy among 18 teams in the Virginia Military goalkeeper Mike Ulses. (15-4,15-6,15-7) Saturday. North Carolina handed the Dukes their only loss of Institute-Washington and Lee Invitational at the Just when it appeared the game would go into par-71 Lexington Country Club in Lexington. overtime, the Dukes earned the deciding goal. the weekend with a 3-1 (15-7, 15-10, 2-15, 15-8) decision. After a first-round 312 Friday, the Dukes rebounded After Madueke put a corner kick in play, a scramble to shoota 299 Saturday for a 611 total. ensued in front of the Navy goal. Englefried got the Liberty won the tournament with a 590 score, ball to Griffith, who drilled a 12-yard shot for the Field hockey team's followed by Richmond at 609 and Virginia game-winner. Commonwealth at 610. Against Millersville, Englefried scored the only comeback falls short JMU finished 11 strokes ahead of fifth-place Elon. goal of the first half on a 12-yard rebound shot after Freshman Chad Bales came in fourth place 26:18 had expired. Englefried leads JMU with 10 Despite a strong second-half comeback, the JMU individually to lead the Dukes. His five-over-par 147 points on three goals and four assists. field hockey team lost to Penn State 3-2 Thursday in placed him 11 shots behind tournament winner Madueke gave, the Dukes a 2-0 lead with a University Park, Pa. Daniel Owens of Liberty. straight-on shot from 17 yards with 14 minutes left. The Dukes' record falls to 0-2. Rob Slavonia fired a 150 for JMU, followed by Thirty seconds later, the Marauders' Jerry Locke N. Penn State (3-0) scored all of its goals in the first both Brett West and Jim Fish at 158, and John scored to cut JMU's lead to 2-1, but the Dukes held half on the way to their 27th straight win at home. Screen at 163. 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Lanicr and the Eagles scored on a Lance said. "It was great coverage in the A fumble by Medley on the Morehead Janscn run with 45 seconds left in the secondary and good pressure on the 5-yard line near the end of the first game. quarterback. We got a couple of quarter killed a JMU scoring The Dukes are now 2-1 and headed interceptions early in the game and the opportunity, and before the end of the into the toughest part of their schedule, (upcoming events in JMU sports) quarterback got a little nervous about half, the Dukes would give the ball up beginning next week against the throwing the ball." two more times in Eagle territory. But University of Massachusetts. Purzycki SOCCER , Morehead had interceptions on its on each occasion, the Dukes' defense thinks his team is ready. Wednesday — Virginia first two possessions and both led to wouldn't allow Morehead to change the "We've got a rough road ahead, but I Commonwealth at JMU JMU scores. The first came when a tide of the game. think we're up to the challenge." Swart/ pass went off the hands of tight "A lot of things could've given (JMU Stadium), 7 p.m. end Brent Huffman and into the waiting Morehead momentum," Purzycki said. arms of safety Eupton Jackson at the "Any time we were in one of those Women Morehead 15-yard line. critical periods, the defense just didn't >• (Continued from page 21) FIELD HOCKEY Three plays later, halfback Leon allow them to. We turned the ball over them," Harris said. Tuesday — JMU at Virginia Commonwealth (Richmond), Taylor scored from a yard out to give a lot tonight, but I think we can Bugay said the intensive conditioning • i the Dukes a 7-0 lead. overcome bur mistakes a little bit easier and the team's support has made the 3:30 p.m. Breedlove was the next beneficiary of this year than we could a year ago." transition from high school to college a bad pass by Swartz and he returned the Medley overcame his mistake on the cross country easy for her and the other ball to the Morehead 47. Green got the Dukes' next possession. His 20-yard freshmen. Organizational Dukes halfway to another score on a pass reception moved JMU to the Lewis also noticed the Dukes' Meeting 24-yard pass to Wilkinson, and 8-yard line, and two plays later. Green promising beginning. "It's all starting eventually finished the drive himself on rolled out to the right and ran over to click together early," she said. JMU men's volleyball club a 3-yard run to make it 13-0. JMU Eagles' cornerback Greg Mitchell at the Campbell agreed. "The team is will meet Thursday at added a two-point conversion when goal line for a touchdown to make it starting to run in packs during practice, 8 p.m. in Godwin Gym. holder Mark Salisbury picked up a bad 22-3. which is a good sign of a close-knit snap, rolled left and threw across the Green added another rushing group," she said. field to a wide-open Wilkinson. touchdown and the two-point This close-knit group should see The Eagles posted their only serious conversion midway through the second major dividends next season, when SHARE threat of the half late in the first quarter. quarter, and Medley scored from two Harris expects many of the younger THE COST Morehead abandoned the pass and was yards out right before half to up the runners to mature and quickly fill the OF LIVING. able to run inside with some success, margin to 37-3 at the break. slots of the graduating runners next GIVE TO THE year. 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Feature guarantee n »3 00 oil each order "■— awoo ivaiaMtM rmrw^irw* ** The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 27 ireen (Continued from page 19) Green rolled to the right, but this another score. so we continued to run [the roll-out]," kf offense and three touchdowns in the time the Eagles weren't about to watch ApparenUy he didn't learn. Purzycki said. "That was the key to us first half alone. him divefinto the end zone for another Minutes later the Dukes were on the moving the ball in the first half. Morchead State got back into the score. Cornerback Greg Mitchell six again. This time Green wasn't "You can't give Eric Green the [short game by kicking a field goal and charged up to force the play. supposed to roll out, but when the outside area] and stop us," he said. (recovering a JMU fumble before the With no one open for a pass. Green intended play didn't develop, he rolled to But the Eagles did — and that's why ■Dukes could add a third score. But as faked around two Eagle linemen before his right as Mitchell pursued him to the the Dukes led 37-3 at halftime. ■quickly as the Eagles' offense was taking on Mitchell onc-on-one. When corner of the end zone. In the second half, the Eagles tried to ■unable to move against the Dukes, the pair collided about five feet from the Mitchell brought Green down this take the rollout away from Green, but | Green moved JMU across the goal line. goal line, Green took the quickest route time, but not before the JMU Green still showed why the Winged-T After a Rodney Stockett punt return — through Mitchell for another quarterback had hit the front pylon of suits him perfectly. I moved the ball to the Morehead State touchdown. the end zone for a 28-0 Dukes' lead. In the third quarter. Green rolled to 28-yard line, Green connected with Greg "I had nowhere else to go," said Green Purzycki liked what he saw, so he his left. Morchead State defenders came [Medley for a 20-yard pass play. with a laugh after the game. But called the play again. Green then rolled up and took away the run, but Green (Fullback Willie Lanier carried to the Mitchell wasn't laughing then. He was right and in the end zone for a passed to Lanier for a 28-yard [six, where the Dukes again allowed trying to figure out how the 6-foot-1, two-point conversion. touchdown. Green to roll out. 180-pound Green had run over him for "They didn't do a lot to control Green, Running to the left and throwing is a tough play to make for a traditional quarterback, but "traditional" doesn't describe Green. He's better on the run than standing still. Which of JMU's other campuses "His game is the play action. He's better when he's moving," Purzycki said. "We've geared our offense toward will you be on next semester? Eric, and Eric's at his best when he performs as he did tonight. When he runs and throws, he creates all kinds of London? " problems for the defenses. "I wouldn't want to defend a quarterback like Eric." Paris? That's because when Eric Green is in sync, the Winged-T becomes Eric Florence? Green's offense — an offense for which there is no defense. TOTrt V Page 28, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 >"T7r gzzzca >'4f4V»T VOr Virginia Fried Chicken ALL YOU CAN EAT ♦:-, with French Fries & Cole Slaw $6.50 with this coupon «f/fflf • NEW STORE HOURS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE Monday 8:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. • and Wednesday Tuesday, 8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m Thursday, Friday Saturday 10:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. / The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 29 Late night no more T MUST HAVE passed without anyone even noticing. There it was in a big bold headline last week, "Late Night Eating at Hojos put to an End." We can't for the lite of us understand why there weren't picket lines, student protests and the Fat Persons of America lobbyist circling Howard Johnson's day and night until the place opened up its usual 24-hour service again. It did, however, happen without a whisper. Now it might not seem as important as the other national events occurring this week (i.e. Bork hearings, Arts and Sciences Symposium, etc.), but the closing of Howard Johnson's 24-hour service had many a growler going around 2 or 3 a.m. this past weekend. After a pair of weekends of reacquainting themselves with old friends, students have finally settled back into their regular weekend regimens: happy hour Friday afternoon, pre-partying, partying, post-partying, heavy munchies, then, boom, Hojo's! Saturday? Ditto. That ritual was, for a long time, adhered to by many JMU students, but it only stands to reason. Hojo's is a convenient little hike from campus; the A new freshman reading list menu is way beyond compare, and the service was always top of the line. (Remember that short little lady who looked like your Aunt Thelma for today's trendy professor pushing the cleanup cart around?) While incoming freshmen are given a reading list description of studies and practices of mushroom For now, though, when you eat "late-night" at to better acquaint themselves with the academic cultivation around the world. Lab activities involving Hojo's, you'll be talking about an evening dinner world, our mentors arc given no guidelines with fungi would mesmerize many students. that goes no later than 10:30. And if you want Big which to relate to students. Calculus and Analytical Geometry, (Edwards and Breakfast number I or II, you'll ha>/e to eat when With this in mind, I have compiled a list of books Penney). This mcga-dollar book is pretty useless now you wake up, not just before you hit the crib. and periodicals which I think will enlighten our that the math department replaced it, but if anyone BUT WITH ALL of these tasty little morsels professors to today's trends. Hopefully this will really wants a copy, I'll sell mine real cheap. dotting the menu, Howard Johnson's was enable them to teach classes more effectively and Vanna Speaks by Vanna White embodies the losing money, especially in the summer with more appeal. mentality of all the people who have made Wheel of without students. It's hard to imaginge how, In these readings I sincerely hope that I have Fortune the country's most popular game show. Any though. They've had a monopoly on late-night captured the interest and spirit of today's students. confessors? feasting for as long as anyone can remember. Keep in mind though that if misused this list could Seriously, where else are you going to go? The be dangerous, even fatal, so use it dcccrnibly. GUEST COLUMNIST Waffle House is too prone to police encounters, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a book by and and at Hardees the food goes down too fast. Your about gonzo reporter Hunter Thompson, who, along with his attorney take off to Las Vegas, with a ton of only other option is to haul tail up 1-81 and eat with drugs, where they have a wild time. Thompson writes some truckers at The Virginian. what parents fear the drug culture is fike and what There is some glimmer of hope in all of this. George Conrad, owner of the restaurant, says druggies wish it was like. Management of Skin Diseases by Company he's open to suggestions from students on how Aidmen in the Tropics is a pamphlet published by to make improvements to the restaurant. That The Monkey Wrench Gang is a wort! while book the U.S. Army. Pre-med students in pathology class by a liberal (Abbic Hoffman) about a group of friends includes the hours. would have lots of fun looking at all the disgusting wreaking havoc with immoral land developers. If you Why not open the place up on weekends untn color photos showing disease covered feet and male are against the new music building for environmental 2:00 a.m? Most students would still be happy with reasons, this book has some neat sabotage an early shot at the early bird special, and it would genitalia. Angels by Billy Graham is a profound techniques. probably increase profitability. contemporary study of religious fairies by one of our Jim, by Curtis Knight or Wired, by Bob So, the next time you're in Hojo's, let them ■ countries most eminent Bible thumpers. This book Woodward. These arc two books about modern day know what you think. With student suggestions, gives a good indication of the state of religion in this geniuses whose enthusiasm for a good lime did them they might just keep the place open later. Mmmm, country. in. A good formula for quick fame, fortune and you can almost smell those eggs cookm' now. Limericks edited by G. Legman, is a wonderful formaldehyde. The above editorial Is the opinion of the 1987-88 compilation of poems whose subject matter is of More Limericks (G. Legman, editor) See number 4. RobWashburn Breeze editorial board. Mike Wilson pertinent interest to every student You can never have too many. ' editor ' managing editor The Biology and Cultivation of Edible MarkCharnock Stephen Rountree Mushrooms, edited by Chang Hayes, gives a detailed See LIST page 31 > editorial editor asst. editorial editw .>».. v.. »».,,, Page 30, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 44 I MADE $18. COLLEGE » As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back—up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more -for college for just a little of mv time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. When my friends and I graduated SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER from high school, we all twk part-time FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE jobs to pay for college. 800-638-7600* OR MAIL THIS They ended up in car washes and hamburger1 joints, putting in long hours for little pay. (: W rn nl r Not me. My job takes just one ABSS^SSJF " - ""• ** ".r.-nu,l In rt* Sectary „f Defense. weekend a month and two weeks a year. Yet, I'm earning $18,000 for college. MAIL TO: Army National (Juard. F.O, Box 6000. Clifton. NJ 07015 1 Because I joined my local Army SAMk ' '■ □ M u v "| National Guard. »I»I»RKSS They're the people who help our cm -iMI KIP state during emergencies like hurri- AREA CODE PHONE canes and floods. They're also an MH.I.M SKU KITVM MBEH important part of our country's military defense. IM.ll I'ATIUS -T( 1>EST -HIGH SCHOOL ZCOLlPr.s So, since I'm helping them do such PKKMt MIUTAHV SERVICE :! YES So an important^ob, they're helping me ! UK ASCII RANK AIM vmr I.: . make it through school. L AICUC21097NP Army*r NationalA.1 mericans,,,,,-,',/,,>,• A.1 t/ Their77,,,;, Rest.D^i Guard The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987, page 31 Faculty, student support for Arts, Sciences Symposium commended Letters Policy To the editor: We want you to know that you are the reason we I would like to express my most sincere appreciation attendance, but for their active participation, are here. Reporting and analyzing the events at to the entire community for their support of the 1987 particularly during the question and answer periods. JMU is our primary responsibility, and often times Arts and Sciences Symposium. The faculty Finally, my most heartfelt thanks to the faculty of the people have a lot to say. committee, under the leadership of Dr. Skcllcy, who College of Letters and Sciences, and those outside the The Reader's Forum page is the place to say it. put an outstanding program together, and secretaries, college, especially in Economics and Communication, We welcome letters from the JMU community on Ms. Glide and Ms. Simmons, who performed yeoman for supporting the program with their attendance and a variety of topics that are of general interest to work, deserve the plaudits of us all. As those who by delivering their students. JMU. attended well know, the attendance, especially that of Robert H. Shapiro All letters must be confirmed. Therefore, give us our students was overwhelming. A special Dean your full name, telephone number, address, and commendation goes to our students, not only for their College of Letters and Sciences major with each letter. Letters without these things will not be printed. If you have more than one person writing the letter, we will indicate that under the first name given on your letter. New technology for Carrier Library Please don't be afraid to write. This is one of the To the editor: equipment. This service will noi be available through few places where your opinion gets directly to the I want to express my thanks to staff writer Ronda LEONARDO. student body. Lennon for covering the newest developments in Secondly, the new card system is still out for bid. Letters also help us gauge student issue, or help Carrier Library. Because several of these One of the vendors is called VENDACARD. Until bring to light an issue we might have overlooked. developments are complex, there were some the successful bid is awarded and the machines So, please keep in mind everything mentioned misunderstandings which need to be clarified. To wit: installed, we will not know what the cost will be. above, and let us hear from you soon. First, the library's online catalog LEONARDO is The $5 charge quoted by Ms. Lennon is the indeed available via a personal computer and a minimum under the current system. Of course, for modem. This will enable students to get a listing of that you get $5 worth of copying. books hut not journal articles. Very soon we will be Finally, the area across from the old vending room subscribing to some data bases which are on a new will be converted to group studies-it hasn't happened technology (CD-ROM-Compact P_isk Read Q_nly yet but Physical Plant has our request in hand and Memory) which will enable the user to search for will get to it eventually. journal articles through a computer located in the Dennis E. Robison library. We're still waiting for delivery of some of the University Librarian List >• (Continued from page 29) Workers gives a good idea of what not to teach in warned against borrowing AIDS infected notes. National Review is a magazine edited by William class. Communism is no longer hip. (Note: The The Breeze is the best source for student concerns, F. Buckley. It serves as a good primer on how to run Democratic party often parodies USW's ideas and uses activities and opinions and is mandatory reading for this country right and also instills Ollie North them as their own platform.) anyone interested in the well being of the university. patriotism.' Gaylife (Your Style Publishers, Inc.) facilitates in It's also a good place to read irrelevant (and possibly The People published by Union of Socialist recognizing homosexuals so other students can be irreverent) ramblings by pretentious writers. Who cares what you think? We at The Breeze care. Send us your letters and we'll help you get your thoughts out in the open. - ■.> yf«f«f«t«%.^^^q«^^^^%^^^«ML*^^ Wagesssaaxyyyswwsaaaa"^™^ 1^"^ Page 32, The Breeze, Monday, September 21, 1987 ? SUPER « FRESH FOOD MARKETS . i The freshest way to save... 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