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GHOST TOWN The Specials ...... 2 WOULD I LIE TO YOU Whitesnake ...... 8 YOU'LL NEVER BE SO WRONG Hot Chocolate ...... 8 ALL STOOD STILL Ultravox ...... 9 SPELLBOUND Siouxsie & The Banshees ...... 9 THROW AWAY THE KEY Linx ...... 14 BODY TALK lmagination ...... 14 NOBODY WINS Elton John ...... 18 ALL THOSE YEARS AGO George Harrison ...... 19 GOING BACK TO MY ROOTS Odyssey ...... 21 11 O'CLOCK TICK TOCK ...... 23 ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE Michael Jackson ...... 31 MORE THAN IN LOVE Kate Robbins ...... 31 WILL YOU Hazel O'Connor ...... 36 LET'S JUMP THE BROOMSTICK Coast To Coast. .... 43

ADAM AND THE ANTS : feature ...... 4/5/6 WHITESNAKE: Feature ...... 16/17 LINX: Colour Poster...... 24/25 SQUEEZE: Feature ...... 34/35 HUMAN LEAGUE: Colour Poster...... 44

BITZ ...... 11/12/13 TOYAH/MADNESS POSTER COUPON ...... 12 SPECIALS SONGBOOK COMPETITION ...... 20 ...... 21 YAMAHA BIKE/ BOOMTOWN RATS COMPETITION ...... 27 CROSSWORD ...... 30 INDEPENDENT BITZ ...... 33 LETTERS ...... 39/40 COMPETITION WINNERS ...... 41 GIGZ ...... 42 Special thanks this Issue to Tel Seago (deslgnl

The charts appearing in are compiled by Record Business Research from information supplied by panels of specialist shcps.

This magazine 1s published by EMAP National Publ,catrons Ltd, Peterborough, and ,s printed by East M 1dland L,tho Printers, Peterborough Copyright exists on all songs appearing 1n Smash Hits They must not be reproduced without the consent of the copyright holders

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THE SUN KINGS flies to France (wot, again?) and ~In the first part of an Antspeclal. Even the pies are his.

WELCOME TO Ah< En Provence. Congo. Outer Mongolia ... articulated truckload of gear, his cost, "is an idea halved." It's the kind of "leafy, tree-strewn anywhere but HERE!" wardrobe units, merchandise and At this point he'd enlisted the township" that travel brochures Our musical friends seem to make-up team and a "minder" unmistakeable song-writing always describe as " positively mistake this for encouragement fresh from service with Led talents of Marco "The Big Man" dripping with History". and come shuffling over, cap in Zeppelin. There's even a trio of Pirroni and, later, the twin drum Occasional cars hum past hand. Disquise, quickI "This calls silky black limos hired to glide support of Terry Lee Miall and weed-encrusted fountains. The for only one thing, Men," the them to the evening's venue - Chris " Merrick" Hughes with, at afternoon sunlight shines on cafe Captain decides, " and that's the Krypton Ultra-Disco - and that time, Kevin Mooney on bass. tables laden with the evidence of HatsI" He rises slowly to give the then whisk them back to the hotel " It's all so simple," explains his expensive meals. The murmur of command, his three orfour at a carefully regulated "on-stage replacement, Gary Tibbs, late of contented voices is broken only braids bound in red and gold temperature". Roxy Music. " Kevin sacked the by the soft chink of emptying ribbon catching the gentle It's what Adam's worked five four of them then they all joined wine glasses. France is putting its breeze. " Haaaatsl !", and his hazardous years to achieve, what mybandl" feet up. three compadres promptly he now most definitely needs, Marco, incidentally, describes Suddenly a hideous distorted acquire table napkins and begin and what - in my book - he also his living habits as "nocturnal". wail erupts from the direction of to fashion them into richly deserves. So nocturnal, in fact, that the rare the pavement. Rows of heads loosely-constructed turbans. As he's the first to admit, when moments he appears before dark swivel to discover that a pair of "First afternoon off they've had we're staked out In the sun on the are greeted by riotous applause. deadbeat hippies with electric in ages," explains their 'security hotel patio awaiting the midnight If he isn't eating, he's asleep in have chosen this scenic man' gleefully. Time off for him gig, only last February he was his hotel room escaping the spot for a painful rendition of too. " It's great here," he says, being numbered by all and "dreaded daylight". " France isn't "Black Sabbath's Greatest " they never get recognised." sundry as "the all-time toter" . bad," he scowls at the baking Soundchecks". I glance at the boys in question. Working with no record company sunshine, "it's just the weather The crowd aren't exactly Jeans, T-shirts, no make-up, support, virtually no money and that's so awfull" thrilled. Least of all the table at napkins on their heads. against a daunting watt of public Adam and Marco's the back. ? Know mistrust along had come compositional flair was first "Oy, Do you do requests?" 'em anywhere! Malcolm McLaren, sifted through brought to life by Merrick's enquires a muscular pate-faced his ideas, and then nicked the production. (You can tell he's a Englishman with a tattoo on his WITH THEIR fifth Top Ten single, very band from under him to sound-man; he spends a happy arm. They do. 'Well, hop it "Stand And Deliver", still basking construct the 1u1piclou1ly afternoon listening to a tape of an then I" he grins. They're playing at Number One back on home similar-sounding BowWowWow. industrial steam-hammer and in the wrong key, someone turf, the Ants are moving through "If I learnt anything from him," recording Adam's digital watch observes. "Wrong key? Wrong uncharted territory. With them Adam admits, succinct as ever, which plays, on demand, " The town, more likel Where's the tour move the kind of trappings that "it's that if you've got an idea, Yellow Rose of Texas"). The new manager? Get him to fix up an indicate a freshly-won Platinum you've got to keep it to yourself. Ants' Sound and Vision appeared itinerary. South America. The status. A massive road crew, an An idea shared," as he found to last summer with "Kings Of The

P1le1kin1 in the pink: (left to right) , Gary Tibbs, Terry LN Miall, Merrick. 4 Is It a bird? Is It a plane? No . . . It's an Ant in a dressing-gown. The Perron! peepers are still firmly closed. Next page - The Proof!

Wild Frontier" as its calling-card. before." As Adam recalls, it marked an People needed official crossing of the threshold " entertainment", he'd decided at between " rock'n'roll" and the time, and not yet another " showbiz". band reflecting the gloominess of " It took me a long time to the period via a witless stage act discover that they were two very and negative outlook. They different things and that one was needed something, he computed, more appealing to me than the that wasn't just willing to give up other. I felt rock 'n' roll had lost all and drop dead. its colour, all Its flair. " And if it wasn't negative," Showbusiness has got more life Adam recalls, " it was esoteric to it. You have to be of a much and far too 'arty' for anyone's higher calibre to survive. good. But then, l'm_guil~y of that "I realised that the most as a writer, too. I think the 'Dirk important thing was not to Wears White Sox' album was compete with any other groups. 'arty', though a good album Not to feel jealous of anybody compared with what was coming else. Just to get on with your own out at the time. The topics on it career. Also to be very colourful were a little - shall we say - - and to push that to an extreme beyond the grasp of a lot of - and be very 'total' about what people that were listening to the you do. group." " Another really important As he points out, it was that thing, next to The Sound and The same grass-roots following Look, was to create an audience, who'd bought "Dirk", and sold really, not to cater for one. And to out the Ants Invasion Tour prior enjoy life," he adds, simply. " I to the CBS signing, who went enjoy it more now than I did straight out and bought the 15 "Kings" single. The combined my records sel I. And who buys A feeling that it's got too big too admit it-and use it! Utilise it force of 50,000 sales secured a the records? The kids. So they fast. Really, it depends on how instead of hiding it. Also," he TOTP slot an<:l, once played, demand more respect and fast those fans are maturing. You gives another in a series of 250,000 more clapped eyes on consideration than anybody. see, somebody could have got pioneer salutes, " I think Sex is something irresistibly Brand New "I think the music business is into the Ants when they were 15 the last great adventure left I and decided they'd better get learning that because they went and they'd be 19 nowl And I can't "The thing is that if you're too themselves a copy, too. through a period in the '70s of honestly look people in the face aware of it - and you try to be And the rest, in the words of pushing people to the limits, of and say: 'I expect people to sexy-it usually ends up not the prophet, is History . .. saying: 'You're going to pay five adhere to everything I do and say being sexy. Sex is something that pounds for a piece of plasti.c for five years'. I mean, I got into manifests itself in more than just ASKED TO explain himself later, that's worth 50p with no cover to Roxy Music on their first album physical love-making. Fashion is as he waits for a sound-check speak of and no lyrics'. And the and I'm beginning to waver now. Sex; the way you walk, the way among crates of half-unpacked kids just turned around and said But I still buy Roxy.albums you talk." gear, Adam answers with the 'no'. And what happened? The because I know that potentially You'll get tired of it one of kind of clarity and sheer music business nearly collapsed, Ferry can come up with songs these days. determined business sense that and it brought it down to a like he did on the first two "I think it might get tired of could almost put Stewart harsh reality which / lived albums, and my heart's still mel" Copeland in the shade. through, and /built on, because there." "I've been in the clubs five I'm aware of it. Most- if not all- of these THE BOSS of the Krypton Club years now," he'll remind you, "And I maintain," he says, letters, I mention, have that comes scurrying past, arms all "and I don't forget them. I don't scarcely drawing breath, "that feminine touch about them. over the place. He and his French forget what people are like when the audience is the most Adam smiles; the two teenage friends feel a bit foolish in their you're supposedly 'a failure'. I important consideration . . . girls who've sneaked up behind matching Stray Cats T-shirts, the know why this group is tonight, tomorrow, next year, us to listen in begin to quiver Ants entourage being a sea of successful; because we work next century. And once you think visibly. (One's hitch-hiked from buccaneer strides, braids and very hard and we're careful about you're 'above' your audience, Manchester; the other from gold belts. Adam swiftly doles who we work with now - we then I think that's the time to Stockholm.) out six Ants shirts and the French only work with professionals. seriously re-consider your "Well," comes the explanation, dive off behind the scenes to Also," he prods the table-top for career." "I think that rock ' n' roll music - change. "Zer contree shange ze emphasis, "the success of the or any performance, Goverment," one explains, "we Ants has been due to Television, THIS BEGS the obvious question entertainment, showbiz - juate shange ze T-shirts!" to the National Press and to of whether the Ants original revolves around Sex in some I auggestto Adam thatthere's a colour magazines like Smash Hits diehard following have a right to gold belts. Adam swiftly doles growing similarity of dress and Flexipop, and that feel "betrayed" by the current out six Ants shirts and the French among Ant fans that might represents, I think, a revolution in and sudden ascent. We get dive off behind the scenes to threaten their individuality. the Music Industry because thousands - literally thousands chpnge. "Zer contree shange ze He doesn't agree. "Imitation is we've been absolutely hated by - of letters on this, and other, Government," one explains, "we the greatest compliment that any the official music press and yet Antopics at Smash Hits, I tell him. juste shange ze T-shirts I" ertlat can ever hope for. I can have still become the most The postman's had to take a I suggest to Adam that there's a remember imitating Bryan Ferry popular group in the '80s. And muscle-building course. growing similarity of dress end The New York Dolls and T. that's an achievement because "When a group's been very among,Ant fans that might Rex. Everybody goes through a young people forming groups are 'cult'," Adam considers, "and threaten their individuality. atege of Imitation and anybody absolutely at the mercy of certain then gets 'acceptability', there is He doesn't agree. "Imitation is who doesn't admit it is either a reviewers." a feeling - initially - of betrayal. basic way. So all I've done is to lier or • genius." Even two years ago, the notion THE CARS drift noiselessly onto of an "artist" being a the gravel drive outside. The Ants businessman was considered plle In end head back to the hotel. almost immoral and only The next hour will transform associated with balding, Adam from this chap in middle-aged supergroups who uneventful baggy beige trousers, spent more time making striped top and black buckled investments than albums. It's not boots into the figure that's hard to see why someone who's gradually replacing wall-paper in survived a succession of the bedrooms of Europe. managers and record deals since "You know," he says, "I still '76 isn't about to fall into the think of England as a base. 'Cos same traps a second time. that's where you're born, and Interestingly, Adam admires that's where you launch, and Gary Numan - "the first that's where you get the most non-airheaded rock star" - for feedback. British audiences are - the simple reason that, without doubt -the most business-wise, "he's one of the discerning and difficult to work to forerunners in being in control of because they're the most choosy. your own destiny." "I always worry when I put a He extends the idea of control record out that it's going to be a as far as designing (or at very miss. 'Cos I've had misses. least, approving) every Ants There's just no words to describe record sleeve, T-shirt, badge, that feeling when a record poster and sticker. And he never doesn't make it. The fact that they drinks (the legacy, I discover, of a became hits later didn't affect father who drinks too much), that at the time. because "in my business you "Every single element of what have to have a very clear mind. If you do has to be thought about. you drink a lot, people tend to You can't cut corner-s, 'cos if you take advantage of you." cut corners, you just suffer in the He's also suffered a lot of end." mud-slinging for his faith in his So speaks the voice of audience, but there's no denying experience. I like him, and admire success has proved him dead him. Me and a few million others. right all along. "The audience make you. You don't bite the hand that feeds you. You respect them because PART 2 they give you the respect. The _ to follow. Adam end Marco on reason I'm able to demand what makes up the Sound, Style respect from promoters and and Vision of the Ants. And lots people in the industry is because displays his famous bedside manner. about Red Indians ... 6 All offers subJec·. to availability.

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7 YOU'LL NEVER BE SO WRONG HOT CHOCOLATE ON RAK RECORDS

Just two lovers In I Hedy clfe So~eone's IHving the wafter s1y1, hay won't you wait Running nowher• she hides In her room What he told her Was he had to git out and soon

itrs just a bed affair you've hid No need to cry don't take It bad You'll soon be glad when you're fir apart

Chorus You'll n1ver b1 so wrong Not for ■ long time You'll never be so wrong Not for a long time 'Cause you're never gonna find That feelin9 again You're never gonna ffnd That feeling again

Now she's bre1king Bot what can she do Somewhere out there A car disappears out of view Fumbles somewhere for stale cfgarettes Loob for numbers The ones she can dial for four pence

No point In you just looking down No way that you can turn it around You've got to reatlse you're free Repeat chorus

No point in you just looking down No way that you can turn it around You've 90t to realise you're free Repeat chorus

Words and m11sic by R. Wl/de/M. WIide Reproduced by permission Riclcim Music Ltd./Ralc Publ, Ltd.

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BY ULTRAVOX ON CHRYSALIS RECORDS The lights went out The last fuse blew The clocks all stopped It can't be true The programme's wrong What can we do The print-out's blocked It relled on you

The turbine cracked up The bulldlngs froze up The system cho'ked up What can we do Please remember to mention me In tapes you leave behind

Chorus We stood l'tlll We all stood still Still stood still We're standing still

The screen's shut down There's no reply The lifts all fall A siren cries And the radar fades A pilot sighs As the countdowns stall The read-out lies

The turbines cracked up The buildings froze up The system choked up What can we do Please remember to mention me In tapes you leave behlnd Repeat chonrs The black box failed The codes got crossed And the jalls decayed The keys got lost Everyone kissed We breathe exhaust In the new arcade Of the horocaust

The turbine cracked up The buildings froze up The system choked up What can we do Please remember to mention me tn tapes you might leave behind Repeat chorus twke

Words and music by B. Currie/C. Cross/W. Cann/M. Ure Reproduced by permission Island Music/Mood Music

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A GALAXY of stars {as they say) WHAT. NO Polecats Feature7 turned out to applaud The Nutty Noticed did you? Apologies all Boys on their recent American round, but the boys' punishing jaunt . Among those seen to be gig schedule has caused an adding their vote w ere David unavoidable delay and you'll Bowie, Pete To wnshend. John have t o wait 'til the next Issue. Lydon and all of The Jam. Get yourself a cardboard rock 'n' roller to make the fortnight pass quicker (See below!).

IT'S COMMON knowledge that has always had a soft spot for country music, and so it's no surprise to hear that he is currently recording his next album out in Nashville. Handling the production is one Billy Sherrill, better known at large for turning out such tearjerkers as Tammy Wynette's " Stand By Your Man" . The album. which will probably mix n ew Costello songs with country standards, is AFTER COUNTLESS years in the expected in the aut umn. secure embrace of M otown Records, Diana Ross has left for pastures new . Capitol Records have j ust signed what they call an " exclusive long-term recording agreement" with her. with n o n ew product planned as yet.

IAN OURY is back with former Blockhead and song-writing partner Chaz Jankel. After a much-publicised split following the " Do It Yourself" LP. Jankel went solo, his best known work th beats the rap since being " Ai No Corrida" , Tina wevmou , om-'Tom Club. recently covered by Quincy Jones. with the help of 'The The upshot is apparently a funk/disco album. on which RAPPING'S BACK and it sHms to they've enlisted t he t alents of have taken root Just about Jamaican sessioneers Sly everywhere bar Wigan. Dunbar and Robbie Shakespeare Initiated by funk djs who took (who've lately backed Grace to talkln' in rhyme over the discs Jones, among countless others). they span, and then tumed Into Recorded at Compass Point "toasting" by reggae dJs, It's YOU GUEST St udios, Nassau, tracks include now become anyone's game. such unlikely t itles as " Sparticus This WHk alone, friends, you OUR FATUOUS Fact Dept. Artisticus". all of which indicate can choose betwnn Barnsley brings you yet more utterly a drift aw ay from the usual Bill's new rapper's delight " 'EN useless information to make life Blockhead m ould. Bah Gum Trouble At MIii" just that teeny bit more No release date yet , but it (something like that. anyway) tolerable. shouldn't b e a long t ime coming. which The Yorkshire Pud delivers Here he is. Elvis Presley by in his refreshing local dialect. name; cardboard by nature. A Or else there's the "Wlkka life-size (6ft) figure of fun, to be Wrap" by The Evasions on precise, that folds conveniently THE SCARS, currently making Groove records. Over a bubbling into a sitting position by way of something of a splash in the funk backbeat, a creases at both waist and knee. world of colourful pop. embark heart-warmlngly boring Alan The idea behind this is on a short tour to promote their Whicker sound-allke Intones ridiculously simple {and simply recent single " Everywhere I Go". such gems as: " You've gotta get ridiculous). Elvis is the latest in Catch them if you can at up to get down/ So really go to line in a " Spare Guest" series Venue (June 16). Leeds town/" that's already brought you such Warehouse (18). Sheffield Or, In a slightly more subtle wafer-thin celebrities as The University or Limit Club (20). vein, there's an offering from Queen and Maggie Thatcher. If Edinburgh Valentinos (21 ). or - Talking Heeds rhythm section you're unable to fill that last anchors aweigh! - Tynemouth Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth dinner party seat, for a taxing Royal National Lifeboat Institute {plus help) In the guise of The seven quid you can invite a (July29). Tom-Tom Club. Dubbed " Wordy Famous Person and thus stun Rapplnghood", It's aimed your more impressionable pals BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN seen squarely at the more Intelligent with your enviable social offering Dave Edmunds pne of end of the market. connections. his songs backstage at Wembley. Any more and we'll knp you Not much good at filling those Never let a Dai go by, eh? posted! " awkward pauses" , though.

11 AUGUST DARNELL sounds like I" under the name of Coati one of those mysterious names Mundll that Invariably appear In the final This WM allO-the release credits of a movie or TV series. of the second Kid CNole llllum, Could it be the lighting man on "Fresh Fruit In Foreign ,._.. r1a&lj"Xanadu" or the second and It's dynamite. Onoa apln, /ffYWwardrobe mistant for "Edward Darnell vaults over the and Mn Slmpaoa"? traditional musical boundarlea Mr. D., In fact. is one of the and liquidises an lrreelstlble most exciting and Inventive milkshake mede from .... forces behind the new cha-cha funk. soul, reggae, Broadway dancebeat that'a currently musicals and idioms from the flooding . ·20s. '30sand '40s. He even nips The story begins back In the ac:ross language barriers and has early '70a w'-t Darnell wu snippets of his wry words In teaching Engllah at a High School Italian and German. in New YortL Hla half-brother, The effect isn't smart-alee: style Stony Browder Jnr., Invited him for Its own sake but a genuinely to join a new outfit called Dr. new fantasy package tour wh.. Buzzard's Original Savannah the hotel rooms are finished Band. He -,.cl and became nrther than half-built and the group's lyrtclst and something different happens bass-play•. every five beats. Their music was tuat u exotic How could you resist someone as their monlk• -an who can concoct a couplet like: GET YOUR adventurous c:oclttall of '40s "This Latin music's got me so Swing and modem dancefloor confused ... The accent's worse POSTERS HERE . rhythms. They put out two sharp than Cockneyl" albums and had • mlllon seller ROLL UP, Roll Up! Get your single with "Cherchez La l•n Birch Madness/Toyah posters over Femme" in '71. But the more here! Those days of waiting are they experimented. the more finally over. One at a time now anxious their record company, and no pushing at the back! RCA. became. First off; have you got all the As Dr. Buzzard dhlntegrated, equipment you need to take Darnell launched Into an advantage of this assortment of ofhhoota .. onc:e-in-.a-lifetime offer? Down Glchy Dan's B11drwood No 9 below is the third of the tokens album, which fuaed Gelypeo with we've been running in recent disco. Then he mat one MlchNI Issues. (Don't panic if you've only Zllkha who together with one got two - we'll be including an Michel Esteban (a FrendtT-ehlrt extra one in the next issue.) Next, and badge manufactuNrt-­ you'll have to muster the paltry setting up a new label called Ze. sum of 45p (which includes Darnell quickly became• vital postage and packing); all spark in Ze both aa a pra ... cheques and P.O.s to be made and writer/performer. The payable to Smash Hits. records poured out. Darnell Send your coupons and the wrote songs for the Aurel payment to: Toyah/ Madness Exciters' album "Spoolca In Poster Offer, Smash Hits, 14 Space", which combined nimbi• Holkham Road, Orton Southgate, disco with sc.i·fi Httlnp. He Peterborough PE2 0UF. and produced and wrote numt,en fo allow 21 days for delivery. Don't Cristina whose cheelly -.Ion a forget to state how many posters the old standard "la That All you want - if it's two you'll need There Is" was banned from radio 6 coupons and 90p, etc - and play. don't, fer Gawd's sake, forget to He did a 12" remix of James lndude your name and address. White's bizarre howler uContort All posters are in glorious Yourself", which later Influenced tec:hnicolour - Toyah on one bands like A Certain Ratio and 23 side, Madness on the other - Skidoo. He wrote and produced a and they'll be arriving folded and hit for Machine in the not rolled. effervescent "There But For The Any more questions? Well get Grace Of God Go I". on with it while stocks last ! It's an understatement to say that Ze and Damell llked the unusual. A handy way of catching up on their combined paat and present Is to get " Mutant Disco". a new compilation that showca■• not only many of the Ze bands but also the general feel of the label itself. Darnell's most lmpoftllnt project so far Is Kid Creole and the Coconuts, a crazy collective of musicians kept under control by Darnell and his long-standing - c:ompadre, Sugar Coated Andy Hernandez. Just to confuse • matters a little more, Andy hu • started up his own sidelines. As ! 1 TOKEN : well as a bit part In the film ., .," Serpico", he has recently ,.... ,.. , ....• .• released the single "Me No Pop 12 MILTON KEYNES Bowl, first put on the venue map by last summer, opens Its gates again on August 8. This time it's Sugar Coated Andy Hemandez Thin Lizzy who'll be trying to (or Coatl Mundl} In re-allng draw the 27,000 capacity crowd, Tarz•n gear. Lead Coconut backed by three support acts vocalist Lori, In wide eyes and who've yet to be finalised. dread locks. Lori Is also Running frotn 4 in the apparently a US gymnast of afternoon to 10-30 at night, some repute. tickets are £7 (advance). £8 on the day, and available - including a SAE - from N.J.F./Mk.11. PO Box 4SQ, London W1A 450. Don't forget to state how many you want and make the required cheques payable to N.J.F./Nk.11. And allow 28 days for delivery.

ENZ IN SIGHT NAME OF MATE: Reg Varney. have forsaken the PRESENT HOME: My Mum's or New Zealand outback to make a this hotel. brief tour of the UK. Promoting a LOWEST POINT OF CAREER: worthy new LP 'Waiata", and the When " Ant music" got to current single "History Never Number 2 in the Charts, Adam Repeats", they're to be ably and I had no money to buy a cup supported by Department S. who of tea. also have a new slngle out (on PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT: June 19). Putting their best foot Eating six cream crackers in one forward, It's titled "Going Left minute. Right" recorded with split Enz FAVOURITE FANTASY: Being a producer David Tickle. Secret Agent and having a car Dept. S. ara also In the thron with built-in guns. of securing a permanent record HERO/HEROINE: Andy Mackay, deal, though Just who's In the Mick Ronson, Laurence Harvey. running, they're not lettlng on. DESERT ISLAND DISC: " Pyjamarama" - Roxy Music. FAVOURITE BOOK: Hate reading. FAVOURITE FILM: 'Goldfinger". FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME: NUMAN FANS who've bought a " The Munsters" and " Little And copy of "Gary Numan By FULL NAME: Marco Pirroni. Large" (when they do Computer" (Omnibus) and have DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH: impressions of us). found It's since disintegrated, 27.4.59, London. FAVOURITE ITEM OF CLOTHING: fear not as help Is at hand! HIGH SPOT OF EDUCATION: Black and white boots (from As pointed out In our review of Being singled out at college for "Sex"), blue raincoat. the book (Issue May 14), the having green bits in my hair. (I FAVOURITE BREAKFAST FOOD: bi ndings of the first batch to be actually found out that the Crunchy bacon. printed were none too secure. teachers had been told to ignore PET HATE: Boredom . This has now been rectified; the what I wore and not comment on WHY I AM ALWAYS BORED: Coz distributors Inform us that it. I was so proud I). there is never anything to do. subsequent copies will not fall MUFFIN DOING FIRST CRUSH: Lynsey De Paul. TRUE CONFESSION: I like Joe apart and have agreed to replace FIRST RECORD PURCHASED: Dolce. any that did. If you bought yours MARTHA LADLY, one of two such Marthas that once fronted 'Grandad" - Clive Dunn. THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I EVER from Mail Order Music, then FIRST LIVE SHOW ATTENDED: MADE: Bleaching my hair white. return it to them and they'll send · The Muffins of "Echo Beach" fame, resurfaces in the guise of Slade, Wembley Pool. BEAUTY IN WOMAN: Sheena you a new one and even refund PREVIOUS JOBS: None. Easton. your postage. The Scenery Club. PREVIOUS BANDS: Siouxsie And She's done a fair amount of BEAUTY IN MAN: Clint Gary Numan himself, The Banshees, The Models, Eastwood. incidentally, was never consulted footslogging world-wide since the October split which is the Rema Rema. WORST VENUE EVER PLAYED: about the book In the first place. MARITAL STATUS: Quite happy, Middlesbrough Rock Garden. It appears that the whole inspiration for their new single thank-you (Single). (I'd like to COLOUR OF SOCKS: Must be operation was carried out for DlnDisc entitled marry Marie Osmond). without his consent. " Flnlandia" /"Tasmania". Pink! 13 Morning afternoon and night We lay together side by side Searching for lust, searching for breath Searching for the touch of life No words are spoken, the only sound we hear is Body talk, body talk The heat of passion is such a beautiful thing As it overflows pleasure grows All the dreams it can bring Your lips and your eyes and gentle sighs with Body talk, body talk Cool and calm so soft and pure A touching moment Hidden feelings once explored But have melted We were two souls torn apart With bitter edges True expression not aggression We have become one Body talk, body talk Cool and calm so soft and pure A touching moment Hidden feelings once explored But have melted Oh, we are two souls torn apart With bitter edges New expression not aggression We have become one Searching for lust, searching for breath Searching for the touch of life No words are spoken, the only sound we hear is Body talk, body talk Repeat to fade Words and music by Jolley/ Swain/John/Ingram Reproduced by permission Red Bus Music Ltd. 15 SNAK/N' ALL OVER WHrrESNAKE ARE MORE THAN JUST THE DEEP PURPLE OLD BOYS CLUB, SAY DAVID COVERDALE, JON LORD AND IAN PAICE. CHRIS CHARLESWORTH AGREES. " IT WAS never my maater plan to influential supergroup heel seen a playing someone else'• hits." re-form Deep Purple. In fact gradual dectlne In both The current Whltesnake we've tried to play down the performance and morale. llne•up, with two years touring, Purple connection but It hasn't Whitasnake'• original line-up, thrff further studio albums and a been easy. The rNson Jon Lord however, featured Mick Moody double live set behind them, and la" Pale• joined this band Is and Bernie Marsden on gultart, have knitted together well for an becauM they were the bat et Neil Murray on bau, Brian ungainly six-piece. This year will what they could do - not Johnson on keyboards and David be their busiest yet: alreedy they becaUM they'd bNn In Deep Dowle on drums, although have toured Europe, currently Purple." Johnson WH replaced by Pete they are on the roed In the UK, In David Coverdale talks about Solley within a matter of WNks June they are set for two WNks Whltesnake - H do both Lord and Solley In tum gave way to In Japan, followed by their and Palce-as If the band wu Lord who joined up in time for second American tour. The their fint venture, u If their the band's tint proper album, relentleu schedule wasn't mad• careen In hard rock bei,an In "Trouble", In 1978. any eHler by Coverdale'• fall 1978 whan Whltesnake ~ "Actually David asked me to from a German stage on their first tentative steps In the join about eight months before December 9, the same night that face of considerable sceptldsm then," HY• lord. " But at the was murdered. For from music Industry and music time there was a possibility that I several weeks he wore a cast prHS alike. might Join Bad Company on from hip to ankle, which meant But Whltesnake have ridden keyboards. Mick Ralphs, who re-erranglng the band's plans for out various changH in fashion lives near me, had suggested It 1981. simply by performing music that but Paul Rodgers scotched the Nevertheless, was 1981 the owH little or nothing to trends. Idea. That had SNmed a better make-or-break year for ThrN years steady progress has opportunity for me than joining a Whltesnake7 " It'• the make-It seen them accumulete a new band. year," exdalmed the engagingly followfng which Is occupying "Over the next few months I optimistic Palce, though lord every Mat on their current British went to'" them and they were was more cautious. " Yes," he tour and which propelled "Don't much more than a DNp Purple replied, " ff, at the end of 1981, &r.ak My Heart Again", the clone. which Is what I was the band Is no further forward likellnt' cut from their "Come An' expecting. In August 1978, after a than It wu at the end of 1980, we Get It" album, into the top tan. lawyers' mfftlng to sort out old shell have to take a long look at " ff this band heel bNn formed Purple buslneu, David took me the situation. for flnandal reasons, to make a on one side and asked me to join. "There's a period like that In quick profit on the strength of Its It's a dedsM>n I haven't the Nfe of every band. With Purple connections, It wouldn't regretted." Purple, at the end of 1971, it have worked at all," ..ya could have gone either way. Coverdale. " Steady prog,... was LORD, ONE of rock's elder Then suddenly we had platinum what we planned for statesmen, will be 40 In June, but albums end It SNms to me now Whltasnake, beginning et the his enthusiasm for Whltesnake that It happened overnight. M#TESNAICE. LEFTTORKJHT: beginning by playing small clubs borders on a fantaclsm more Luddly I get the Hme feeling DAVID COWRDALE. BERNIE and doing support gigs. We had often found In musician• half his with the way that WhitHnaka IIAIISDEN, NfEIL MV11RA Y, lAN SNn bands begin their carNrs as age. "I have discovered that you are going at the moment. Last PAICIE. JON LOIID & MICK 'supergroups' before - and SNn cen be successful and well off, year we did a tour of Germany IWOOOY. them fall apart within months. but when the thing that has and played to 250 people a night, That wasn't for us at all. produced the succen and wealth then did another tour as support there ever was with Purple," "Actually we had very little has dlsappured the hunger to to AC/DC who are huge over says Coverdale. "The material help from the media, and record play Is still there. It took only one there. Now we've just e«>mpleted we play Is more •rranged, companies weren't too kNn on rehearsal with Whltnnake to our own tour and the hall• had to shorter and sharper. I tllink us either. We were accused of raallse how much I mined be upgreded because of the Whltesn1ke is what the being old fashioned and It playing In a band." demand for tlckett. Yardblrds would have become If SNmed thet you had to vomit on Ian Palce errived In Whltesnake "Advance orders for the new they'd still been going. The only stege or dye your hair pink to get a year 1.i.r, replaelng David album were 80,000, twice the similarity Is the volume and even a record deal. But good rodl ind Dowte at the drums. Uke Lord, figure for "Reedy And Willing", then I think we're• little quieter roll will always be popular he was Initially reluctant to so the progreulon Is there. The these days. regardleu of what some commit hlmselfto a situation big question really Is America." "We solo In Whltesnake but Ill-Informed sections of the music that might seem like the solo• are a part of the music preu may think." backtracking. LAST YEAR'S tour of America, rather than an opportunity for Whltesnake's rock Is "They phoned me up and I supporting a rheumaticky Jethro the guitarist or the keyboard blUH·based music with the thought about It for two days Tull, was a disappointing player to bore everyone for half emphasis on composition and before giving them an answer," introduction for Whitnnake. Tull an hour." emotion rathet- than the says Patee, the veteran of 18 failed to draw In the expected 'We prefer to be thought of as riff-repetition which so many DNp Purple albums. "I was numbers and WhltHnake's a rock and roll band whose roots young heavy metal bands tNm doing nothing at the time. I'd raunchy style proved too splcey a are in R&B and good old to rely on. lnltl•lly recruited by reallsed I couldn't go badt to dish for the Tull audience's fuhioned rock and roll as it used Coverdale at the bei,innlng of square one and form a band of sleepy taste. Thi• time around to be played before heavy metal 1978, Whltesnake were formed my own, so the only thing I could WhltHnake will support a came along." to promote "N«>rth Winds", do WU Join up with a band Ilk• variety of rock bands wh«>M fans Whatever their foundation,, David'• second solo album since Whltesnake or hope a vacancy ought to be more sympathetic. Whltesnake-and Coverdale In DNp Purple's final demlM In came up In an already "There Is more humour and March 1976. Coverdale had established band. In any caM, more emotion In this band than replaced Ian GHl•n as vocalist you tend to go through the with Purple in June 1973, but the motions in that situation just final thrN years in the life of that

16 particular-have been roundly clarified by a phrase that appetirs c:riticlsed for chauvinistic on the album but was deemed attitudes In their lyrics and unsuitable for the BBC's delicate presentation, a chart• they ears. dismiss by drawlfl9 attention to "Younger writers in eme111in9 their escalating popularity. bands are obviously more "It's all water off a duck's back socilllly aware because that's a to me," says Coverdale. " If they phrase a young man goes don't like it they don't have to through between school and his buy it. My real love is the blues mid-twenties," says Lord. '1 had and although the old bluesmen a duffle coat and college scarf wrote about social conditions period when I wanted to change they also wrote songs about the world and I'm not putting it women In ... er. expressive down one bit. The new wave ways. certainly brought about more " My lyrics are basically diaries, socially aware lyrics, but that but a lot of the lyrics about girls doesn't mean David has to write are tongue In cheek." IIJtathat. " To say that all WITH THIS In mind, perhaps, the must be socially aware Is to say band have just finished re-mixing that all classical music should their follow-up single to "Don't consist of Beethoven and his Break My Heart Again", a track contemporaries. Music can be all from "Come An' Get It" called things to all people-that's ~'Would I UeTo You" . Suffice to what's se great about it." that the underlying ment of the l()ng is ... er, 00)[100 CiJlOO~ 1,1~01=1:SSICN,\I.S WINS BY EL TON JOHN ON ROCKET RECORDS They must have lowed NCh other once But that WU.._,.,... ego And by the time, .... along Thing• were already going wrong I felt the peln hi their ,,._tee The aide they tried herd not to show But through theelmple eyes of youth It wun't hard to ...the truth ·

Cltotw And In the end nobody win• WM,l loftbeglaatofal apart And It's the lnnoaent who pey When broken dreems get In the way The pm• be9lna, 1lle game nobody wins

They must have loved NCh other once lef,re the magic allpped away And • their life became a lie What love remained began to die IUNdtDhJdebel...... thelllNb I preY9d that time would find• wey But with tha peulng of the~ I.,,..,t:honn watched u l■ uatrt-tumed to teats

We uNd to love •■ch othar once With all the panlon we po.. uad But people change u time goea by Some feelil\p grow white othtn.. But If ..teem from what .... And face the truth White we atNI can Then though the peaalon may be gone Some ldnd of loft can ntl live on

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ANGELIC UPSTARTS: I making up lost time (or should I BUCKS RZZ: Piece Of The Action Understand (EMI). Bit different say playing extra time7) with a (RCA). More ultra-gooey but this one. I mean, a Newcastle football chant of a song which ultimately chart-bound Brown-flavoured rap about an will doubtless be used as some bubblegum from the latest imprisoned Rasta, set against a kind of Professional anthem at successors to Abba, Brotherhood dub-like backing. Notthe sort of the end of gigs. I guess Noddy Of Man and the rest of the song stuff to set the discos alight is it7 Holder would have sung it better contest wind-up dolls. All right, Did I hear somebody say "Thank but then, he doesn't spell half as they were good enough to beat goodness for that"? My well! the rest of Europe. But then, so sentiments exactly. Cheers were Liverpool F.C. and they did Mensi, for once you got it right. THE SPECIALS: Ghost Town (2 it in real style. Tone). A tune full of Eastern BRAM TCHICAIKOVSICY: promise about towns that are THE PEOPLE: Musk:al Man BrHking Down The Walls Of going west, due to the current (Race). A loping reggae tribute to HHrtache (Arista). And using an rate of unemployment. But you Rico by the band Charlie THE FL YING LIZARDS: Lovers Armoured Division to do it, don't have to live l{'t Corby or Anderson and Desmond Brown And Other Strangers (Virgin). Tin judging by the sound of things. Telford to appreciate Jerry put together followtng their whistle riffs, cutesy Patti Palladin Still, the original Tchkaikovsky Dammers' increasing brilliance departure from the Selecter. It's nursery rhymes, wayward winds, used the sound of cannons on his or Rico's flair for jazz licks of the an attractive enough proposition, a steel-drum interlude and a ' 1812' so I guess such things run ritzy kind on this ace 12-incher, with Desmond spraying director who introduces the in the family. Now will someone which also include Lynval keyboards into every crevice and whole schemozzle as ' Mens Club reissued the original hit version Golding's emotive " Why?" and leaving no conceivable gaps. But -take one'. Yap, it's just another by Bandwagon and give us all a Terry Hall's humourously will The People succeed where David Cunningham-designed treat? descriptive "Friday Night, such fine outfits as Aswad, jigsaw - though some m ight Saturday Morning". Matumbi and Misty have failed? rightly claim that this one has several pieces missing. CLIMAX BLUES BAND: I Love JUDIE TZUKE: I Never Know You (Warner Bros). 'When I was Where My Heart Is (Rocket). Hey SAD LOVERS AND GIANTS: a younger man, I hadn't a Jude, this one is sad/You've sung lm■gln■tion (Last Movement). care/Foolin' around, hlttin' the a wet song and made it wetter/So Cross-pollination at work as the town, growin' my hair." Such this time we'll pardon you and variety Police Populartus merges opening lines are enough to just pert/Hoping you'll start/To with the species Numan strike terror in the hearts of do things better. Syntheticus to produce a music-lovers from any neck of bloomer of good shape though the woods. Suffice to say that TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS: one that lacks something in the things just get worse after that Papa 0.. Mama Dear (Island). way of real colour. Grown and the whole thing ultimately Good natured high-jinking from alongside the Rickmansworth drips like old fashioned runny the man whose live at Acquadrome, or so I understand. paint put on two inches thick. Han1mersmith album proved to Blues band -what blues band7 be one of last year's most WASTED YOUTH: Rebecca's rewarding reggae offerings. This Room (Bridge House). A ghost KIRSTY MacCOLL: There's A Guy TYMON DOGG: Lou This Skin current single, reminiscent of story, no less, and one that Works Down The Chip Shop (Ghost Dance). Actually a single Lennon and McCartney's Polydor apparently wanted to Swears He's Elvis (Polydor). Just from The Clash's 'Sandinista' 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da', probably market as a futurist offering t ill an average sample of rocked-up album - check track one on side won't provide Toots with his first the band hit that notion on the country music from the daughter five if you don't believe me - UK hit. But at least it serves to noddle. But sincerly, folks, It's the of famous folkie Ewan Maccoll. 'Lose This Skin' features the show he's back in town. kind of item that wouldn't sound But isn't the title wonderful? 33rpm-played-at-45tpm-voice of out of place on a Spandau Ballet Dogg rendering his simplistic 10 CC: LN Nouveaux Rich•• album. Or the charts, come to lyrics over a hotdog hoedown of (Mercury). Well-produced, think of it. ~ ------, fiddles, presumably multidubbed immaculately performed music-­ by Dogg himself. In an age when to-1ell-specially-blended­ THE METEORS: Radioactive Kid \l'l?Ol=1:s~1oi-v~.s so many are safely jumping on coffee-by. I remember when 10 (Chlswlck). High grade band-wagons and following CC made some of the freshest punkabilly, raw, rocking and familiar paths, Tymon's pop records heard on the punctuated by Hammer horror individual way of things comes airwaves. But that was a very screams. Dare I say even better as a refreshing change and long time ago. than the Cramps? There. I've said proves that folk-rock is still alive itl and well and living in the THE STEP: Chain Gang (Epic): Dogg-pound. Quick, Cholmondeley, hand out JOE ELY: Oall11 (MCA). A great the medalsI For The Step have song w ith a memorable opening THE GRASSHOPPERS: bravely elected to remake Sam line - " Didja ever see Dallas THrdrops Fall Uke Rain Cook's soulful classic and thus from a DC9 at night?" - (Polydor). A lack-lustre attempt to invite comparisons with an performed in a manner that is make a Buddy Holly styled hit, all-time great. Amazingly they sheer Texan magic. Not that the PROFESSIONALS: Join The using a song fashioned by come out of the ordeal disc stands a snowball in hell's Professionals (Virgin). Perhaps one-time Crickets Jerry Allison unscathed, so it's at least a VC for chance of charting. But if there's we should have realised earlier and Glen Hardin. But Buddy Holly the lead singer and a batch of one thing that ol' Hepworth and I that Cook and Jones only joined died In 1959. This record died CBS orders of merit for his fellow agree on, it's the quality of Ely's the Pistols because they couldn't about 20 seconds after being heroes. It makes a chap damned music. I thought you'd like to get into Slade. And nowthey~e placed on the turntable. proud to be British. whet! know that. 28 PSYCHEDELIC FURS: Pretty In Pink (CBS). Not the most potent cut from the band's "Talk Talk Talk" album, but probably one that's melodic enough to bring a little trade into the furriers. More interesting is the flip on which Rhett Butler growls'the lyrics of the 53 year-old "Mack The Knife" without apparently touching upon any of Kurt Weill's original melody. But, strangely enough, Butler's menacing interpretation makes more sense than Bobby Darin's hip 1959 chart do{Tlinator.

SECOND IMAGE: (Get Your Finger Out) Pinpoint The Feeling (Polydor). Cool-breeze harmony vocals, a brass-section that clips the edges, street-whistles and a guitarist that seemingly clucks along. Yes, it's your everynight, well-made, down-at-the-disco footwarmer, harmless and even enjoyable. But could you point it out in a line-up of six? Somehow, I doubt it.

SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES: Spellbound (Polydor). A winner despite Siouxsie's arch vocals, now all part of the rent-an-actress scene foisted on an gullible public, brain-numbed by TV commercials and memories of "Rock Follies". Compensation comes in the form of an enthralling 12-string gallop that encompasses high hurdles and water-jumps, keeping listeners on the edge of their shooting sticks till the post is reached. Sorta spellbound, in factl

TYGERS OF PAN TANG: Don't Stop By (MCA). Here's a good sign - a heavy metal mob using dynamics instead of just keeping the db's high. The lead vocal comes strong and sinewy too but the material is just run of the iron foundry and lacking in character. Someone should put a sign in the window stating 'Outside help required on songwriting'. Who knows? Maybe even Russ Ballard could turn up.

GRAHAM BONNET: Liar (Vertigo). Speak of the devil and ... So here's the aforementioned Ballard R. providing a song for Graham Bonnet, who's been in the business long enough to know a winner when he hears it. Mind you, he heard this one a long time ago; in 1968, in fact, when Three Dog Night took it up the U.S. charts. ACROSS DOWN 1 A devff of a label for 1 down 1 Ted perms Ant (an■g . 10, 1) 3 A Chae a Dave-type aong, 2 Brother of Stiewart, manager thouvh It's actudy by the of Poliee (I.It group ofthe ume name (1.3) 4 She atan on 8tlfl I flocbblly ...,_ I S..24 10 a 21 Odd bird In XTC I LNds new wave band whose 11 Unhappy sort of Htinl , ..., current album Is "Solid Gold" 12 TV comedy Hrfes that mrred (4.2,4) laonard RoNlter (1.41 7 Slade singer 14 • 22 Does ha eoolla hot t Famous David Bowle oldie mNI far Ultrevoxl1 that's bNn • hit at lent twice 11 S.. Z7 down 11nee ...... ,,. • , 17 Real 111mame of both Cllff 13 Marty's girl (3.51 Richard and Gary Numan 11 Tlta.d (I) Stranglers hit 1t LoneDJ7 11 Last In the charts with • John 20 ugendary rock 'n' rallllnger Lennon aong (5.5) who elect In.plane ..... (1,5) 22 8"14 21 Th.. .. aoffl9CNl9 famous In 24 a 5 TV ...... starring Henry Costalllca71 Winkler 23 Apparently her name'• Enal I 21 Name given to• 'rough' a Instrument reeord or tape D It was a hit for Rylng Unrds rJ • 15 I.e. folded mlk (anag. 21 S..10 4.1) 30 23 acroas w• •punk rocller 2t Geldof llngularly7 In this group's 1978 hit (1,7) ANSWERS ON PAGE 42

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30 MORE THAN IN LOVE By Kate Robbins and Beyond on RCA Records

More than you could know More than I can show Thoughts deep down Inside of me It's hard to show how much I feel for you and me

More than in love You're a part of me And the feeling's so much More than in love And jt's hard to see How anyone could say with pride Never Joved or tried We've a different meaning in the words I love you, I love you

More each passing day More than I can say All my feelings say it's right Remember how I thought I'd lost you on that night

More than in love You're a part of me And the feeling's so much More than in love And it's hard to see How anyone could say with pride Never loved or tried We've a different meaning in the words I love you, I love you

More then In love You're a part of me And the feefing's so much ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE Mote than In love By Michael Jackson And It's hard to see How fnyone .could say with prjtte on Tami• Motown Records Never loved or tried We've a different meaning in the words One day In your life I love you, I lov• you IYou'll remember a place Someone touching your face More than tn love You'll come back and you'll look around you So much more than in love More than in love One day in your life More than In love IYou 'll remember the love you found here So much more than In love (more than in Jovel You'll remember me somehow More than in love Though you don't need me now feeling so much more than in love !1 will stay in your heart And when things fall apart Words and music by Leng/May You'll remember one day Reproduced by permission ATV Music Ltd. One day In your life I When you find that you're always waiting For the love we used to share 1 Just call my name And I'll be there

You'll remember me somehow Though you don't need me now I will stay In your heart And when things fall apart You11 remember one day

One day In your life When you find that you're always lonely For the love we used to share Just call my name And I'll be there

Words and music by S. Brown 11/IR. Armand Reproduced by permission Jobete Music Ltd. • • ;;i~~•II~. . ,.~ .

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THE REVOLUTION rage returns this week with a vengeance. Everyone's on a soapbox, pointing a finger at injustice and bemoaning the decline and fall of Western Civilisation. The Au Pairs: {L to R) lesle While their intentions might be y, Paul, Jane, Pete. honourable, their records can be horrifying. Rock and politics have never struck up a comfortable relationship. Bob Dylan, found a satisfactory solution although the production tries to make the Invariably, the "message" is either barked and the reason is that the two areas are experiments as accessible as possible and out with the kind of dogmatic passion that like oil and water. They simply don't mix. Mayo tries to inject some humour. But just puts people off or is set to the kind of But that doesn't stop people tackling the what's the point?Who but like-minded limp music that is as predictable as a TV m onster ... people are going to buy the LP, let alone party political broadcast. The Au Pairs have taken the politics of listen to it and even enjoy it? (Contact: Not even the grandpappy of protest, sex as the subject matterfor theirfirst LP, SAE to Rough Trade, 137 Blenheim called Appropriately, "Playing With A Crescent, London W11 ). Different Sex". With the exception of Kevin Armstrong used to lead the South " Armagh" which delves into the London band, Local Heroes. Before they independent singles top 30 distressing situation in Northern Ireland. broke up, they recorded some of their IWO. every song tells a different story of how better known stage numbers. These have 111S Wll'ICS been collected and under the banner of W1B AGO 111Ul,lll'IIST men and women hurt and deceive each other in their private lives. "New Opium" make up one side of a new 10 TOO otKINk Otld K•11n,cti,. They also look at the pressures of trying double-header from Oval. On the other is I DON'T llOW D- ON'T LIT IT PAI$ YOU SY U8'0 to be "modern" and "liberated". Often Kevin's strictly solo work which he's called these fancy terms are nothing more than " How The West Was Won". smokescreens for selfishness and There's not a lot of difference between 6 GD fDI GDIJI Gi"'Al Dor - hypocrisy. It's deliberately hard-hitting the two slices which must only go to show • PAPA'S GOT A IMIID NIW PIG IAG'it a, stuff because the Au Pairs want to how important Armstrong was for Local - NIW Uf( Oopon Ila,. The songs, generally powered by a wiry hero for those who like a mixture of the bassline, hit a groove and then bob in and serious and the interstellar. The fact that out of it. But it isn't enough. They need their album title "For All And None" (A tJ 19 OIICilNAL SIN Tht11re Of Kitt ss Disc By Day And Night) was lifted from c,,,. more definition and colour which the 2, 11 "AU. SYl'TDIS W Poiso,, 6lrb production, despite being admirably " The Aesthetic Dimension" (a 25 12 -1ftfl1N41 JoHI K sharp and spacious, doesn't supply. heavyweight tome by a heavyweight ll LOVfWIIJ.lf.OIIUSl<#MrJor- (Contact: SAEto2 King's Road, philosopher, Herbert Marcuse) says a l1 21 llfllfCC-''S IIOOM WHt■d VOVlh Bri491Hooso/Fruh >I 21 c.

Will You? By Hazel O'Connor on A&M Records You drink your coffee and I sip my tea I move a bttle clOKI' 10 you, nor knowing quite This momeo1 I am so umurc. tJris moment l have And we' re sitting here playtng so cool what todo waited for llunking what will be will be And I'm feeling all fmgen and thumb5 Oh is II SOflltthing you ha"e been waiting for, But it's getting kinda late now I spill my tea oh silly me wailing for too? Oh I wonder if you'II stay now. stay now, stay It's getting ktllda late now now, stay now Oh I wonder if you'll stay now, stay now, stay Take off your eyes. batt )OUT soal Or will you just politely say goodnight now, stay now Gather me 10 you and make me whole Or will you JUSl politely say soodnight Tell me your secrets. sing me !he soni Sing ii to me in lhe silent tongue And then we touch, much too mucb It's getting kinda lale now This moment has been waiting for a long long tame I wonder if you'll Sia) now, stay nov., stay now, Makes me lhiver and makes me quiver stay now Or Will you JUSt politely s.ay goodnight

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"LOOK M UMI" said my teenage there I) "Electricity" available. If this is you kindly pass on this message son. " Look what's happened to Juley Kirby, Sheffield, Yorks. so, then how come a recent OMO to him: Smash HitsI" fan club newsletter said there Honey Bane was in a group "Oh," said I, "send it back. It's a fair cop, guv. The were "four different with three blokes in 1979. They They'll probably send you 2000 temptation to be cynical is mixes/versions available". So were collectively called The Fatal free samples." (Well, that 's what sometimes just too much. Please who is right? Microbes. They wrote the song - the chocolate firms do.) accept this £5 RECORD TOKEN as OMD Maniac, Bedford. the whole group, not just her. The "No Mum," he said in his a peace offering. group recorded and released it. talking-,down-to-an-i nfant voice, They're right. We're wrong. We She didn't do it alone; she only "it's meant to be . .." I LIKE David Bowie's music very omitted to mention the album sang it. Incidentally, I'm always the first much and I wouldn't mind seeing version, which was slightly I don't know how people lik_e in the household to grab Smash a colour poster of him in the different to the 45. you can call yourselves Hits. Does this mean my I.Q. has magazine very soon. journalists when you can make such a big mistake. Come to think progressed to that of an eight Someone Who's Nearly I CRIED until I stopped, with the year old or have you come down Forgotten What He Looks Like. of it, how come the interview was sentence that you popped, passed by The Editor? Over to to my little old infant level? That pseudonyms will be dying Tall chap, sandy hair, funny eyes. you, OGWT star - David Liz Alexander (ali11s " Mum"), Please think what you have done, R;ngwood, Hampsh;re. Very striking in the trouser Hepworth. to terminate ourfun. Kath, Sunderland. department. You know him I Your collective must be lying! Nothing of the kind. It just means Remember the"Angered you're p.-etty cool. For a Mum. DEAR CAROL Kline, , Er. Um. Let's see now. Blush. Nobody cares whether Hazel Gangrene" or "The Female Flea" O'Connor is fat or not, but Or " The Bouncing Baby" or All THOSE of you who complain suggesting that Ian Gillan is fat is LISTEN, YELLOW-Pinkie, letters just signed "Me"? about TOTP, just think what it outrageous! Ian Gillan is the best Just you keep your thieving would be like in America ... You've given them the wally, little mitts off Scars sexpot Bobby looking person on this earth and you've given them the boot. "And this week's highest his body is fantastic. There is King. My erstwhile cohort Pashy climbers are REO Speedwagon, But I'm The Observant Yellow Red and I begsied him ages ago noone half so l uvverly as this Belly and not to be tempted by Styx, Kiss and Super1ramp. underrated genius -well, now before you were fickle enough to They'll all be in the programme loot. desert The Cure. It may interest you know I The Hypocrite (who gave both later. But now the number one Janice Hudson, Tring, Herts. you to know that Bobby is a spot, .. yes, it's Sheena Easton!" name and address). midget, and it just happens. that Perhaps we can forgive TOTP No comment. Pashy Red and I are honorary their usual cock-ups and VIC HERE. Have there been any members of the Kiddy Men Fan mistakes, just so long as they YVONNE BROWN is gorgeous, messages while I was out? Club. don't get Americanised I lovely, pretty, attractive, radiant, Anon, Liverpool. So there! Sharon K;ng, Eastleigh, Hants. charming, appealing, Flashy Green, Somewhere In mesmerising and curvaceous. Good. Very good. Suburbia. On the other hand ... I'm overwhelmed by her pulchritudinous looks. DEAR PETE Silverton, IS IT true that Red Starr is dead? If I RECEIVED the latest copy of Horatio Hornblower, Romford, It might have helped on your not he bloomin' well should be. Smash Hits yesterday and was Essex. recent review of the fantastic Fancy saying in the album review disgusted to read your answer to P.S. Kim Wilde is quite nice. Stiff Little Fingers single if you that The Lambrettas new a Ibum the letter from Angela about REO had even got the title right. Their "Ambience" is a waste as "Mod Speedwagon I Who's Kim Wilde7 new single is "Silver Lining" with is as dead as a doornail". Don't Correct me if I'm wrong, but I "Safe As Houses" on the B side. he rfad the papers? At last 6,000 thought you catered for the tastes ON THE back of Smash Hits (May Also the horns by Q Tips are only mods were in Scarborough at of your readers. Okay, so you 14) there was a picture of Kim on "Silver lining", not "Safe As Easter and loads of groups are may not like REO Speedwagon Wilde, which, I must admit, Houses" as you said. The only bit Mod and are still going. but that's no reason to be nasty although I like her very much, of information you gave us about Another thing. On the back of about music that isn't to your was awful. Why was her make-up the song was that it was a soul the same issue (May 14), Kim taste. Surely, to keep your sales put on so badly around her eye? pastiche with Q Tips horns. The Wilde was posing. Nowt wrong high, you should give She looked like she had been rest of it was spent bitching about with that, you might say. Well, it information to your readers when kicked in the face by a wild(e) Jake Burns' voice. How can looked as if she had a black eye. they ask for it. After all, you're person. As for her coat, well .. . anybody be expected to know Coco The Mod, Cornwall. supposed to be there to give us Richard Kindsey-Lock. what any songs are about if you don't know the title, get the information, not to be "funny" or died on the 11th of nasty about things you don't like. Oh, that Kim Wilde. contents mixed up and spend your time bitching? May and, unlike John Lennon I doubt you'll print this letter, or and Elvis Presley, he received if you do, you'll add one of your EXPECT THE unexpected. Louise, Belfast. Gutf?rain. little mention from our National infamous comments to the Press. I can only hope from this bottom of it, but I was so P.S. I remembered just after Don't go yet, Pete. There's sealing the envelope that I had to somebody else wants a word reaction that Bob will not be infuriated that I had to let you commercialised and that his sign my real name and address. with you ... know what my thoughts were. memory will not be exploited by I've only been receiving your Now I won't win a five squid record token. REGARDING YOUR Honey Bane record companies owning the magazine for about four months rights to anything he sang, and up till now I've thought it was article (May 14) by Pete Silverton. played or wrote. very good. So near and yet so far away. Since when did Ms Bane make a record entitled "Violence Rest in peace, Bob. I don't mind you making silly Jim Turner, Sidcup, Kent. comments, but not if they mean IN YOUR "Fact Is" (May 14) you Craze"? Obviously Mr Silverton that you don't give people what told an OMO maniac that there did not get his facts together they want (hints of "Tiswas" were O!"!IY three versions of before the interview. 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AT LAST you have actually Funny you should ask that 1. Do not undertake such a fishing. Says blonde Bev (19), printed a piccy of Japan and tres because here comes an infallible venture without enormous "Just give me an open sky, the bien is too. David Sylvia n's guide. "help" from a large record salt spray in my hair and a bleached hair really did company; medium-sized swordfish to something for me; I went all FASHION INVENTION: Connect a 2. NEVER smile in the presence wrestle and I'm happy . .." weak at the knees! hose-pipe to a tank full of of the press. You print pictures offemale fluorescent green paint and a Other than that, try and WE'VE HAD on this page; pop singers to turn men on, teaspoon of chalk-based slurry. develop a sort of robotic twitch Ranking RogeT minus hat, Dan pictures of male singers to turn Invite a friend to cover you in this (though not in the presence of a Woodgate including teeth, Billy girls on. But a piccy of Japan is "cosmetic". You will then find psychiatrist). Idol plus feet and Sheena Easton enough to turn even our telly on, that people will refer to your Andrew Mustin, Bromsgrove. to deface. So how's about Mike and that's blown up! novel appearance as Futuristic, Barson minus his specs? Louisa Oukil, Carlton, Notts. deep and meaningful, etc. HOW DO we know your Devoted Madness Fan, Leeds. Then invent a sort of epileptic reviewers are being biased CAN SOMEONE please tell me jig, swear blind it's a new dance, when reviewing a record? When what a futurist group actually is? then prepare for hysterics as you they dislike the group they will With the exception of perhaps observe "serious minded" say they don't like the record, but Visage (I think-though I'm people attempting to imitate you. secretly they may like the record. probably wrong about them too), Jewellery can be applied to your So, could you tell us which sort of I don't know of any. If you read features, such as curtain rings music the reviewers like so that the interviews all the other through your nose, the odd we will know whether they are groups are at pains to point out Christmas decorations through being biased or not. that they don't want to be classed the ears and other innocent items Martin Ritson, Skelmerdale, as just another which "represent the surrealistic Lanes. bandwagon-jumping futurist and existentialist projection of group and are just doing their the soul". You may wish to Uh7 Oh well, here goes. Cranna own thing. extend your new-fangled likes Simple Minds, Hepw orth People talk as if tutu rist bands credibility into music (e.g. likes Springsteen, Ellen likes The are in abundance but I'm dressing up in pirate jackets and B-52's and when Bev Hillier has a beginning to believe that there singing about ants) but if you do little time off she likes nothing aren't any. this you must bear two things in better than to get away from It Sarah Merson, Bath. mind: all with a spot of deep sea HRAFTWERH ... HOllEHTIOD

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