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ISSUE 1629 FRIDAY 4th MARCH 2016 The Student Newspaper of Imperial College London Dispatches from the Meet the candidates and Oscars read their manifestos PAGE 24 FILM PAGE 14 ELECTION PULL OUT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? th PAGE 2 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 4 MARCH 2016 felixonline.co.uk [email protected] Contents A word from the Editor News 3 Editor-in-Chief Grace Rahman Comment 6 Comment Editors Tessa Davey and Vivien Hadlow Science 7 f you’ve seen me walking about that’s not necessarily a bad thing. this week, queuing in the What do I know, or indeed who? Science Editors Jane Courtnell and Lef Apostolakis TV 9 library or wandering around None of you, that’s for sure. Sherfield trying to scam sweets Anyway, it’s great that you all Arts Editors Music 11 or condoms off of candidates, you want to take part. Last year, only Indira Mallik, Jingjie Cheng and may well have heard me cursing the two people ran for President, with Max Falkenberg Election Pull Out 14 I sheer bloody volume of you who’ve arguably one being a joke candidate Music and Games Editor applied to take up sabb roles next and FELIX was uncontested (I’m Cale Tilford Arts 22 year. This meant that we really had not ashamed). Now, there's not even to squash your ramblings into this a frontrunner. Even if there was, I'm Film Editor Film 24 Fred Fyles year’s election pullout which can be not allowed to say it here. Clubs & Societies 27 found on page 14. It really does matter who wins, Welfare Editor Really, it’s very cool how many of despite years of me assuring myself Noor Mulheron you want to take a year out to run it doesn’t and so justifying my voting Puzzles 29 Puzzles Editors the union, and the number of you decisions which were mainly based Hamish Beck and Roxana Radu Hangman 31 who are totally left field is great on people’s pictures. too. Instead of the usual dep rep As a current sabb, it’s a weird time. Food Editor Sanjay Bhattacharya Sport 32 to constituent union path, we have On one hand, everybody’s talking some off kilter candidates who out of their bumholes on things been inspirational, or because we’ve TV Editor have never been to council, don’t they don’t understand, but on the been so bad, everyone thinks they Saad Ahmed have a working knowledge of the other, they think your job is cool and can do better? If you know, please constitution and who I, personally, they want to do it. Are there loads don’t tell me. It doesn’t matter. Sport Editor Josh O'Donnell FELIX, Beit Quad, don’t know from fucking adam and of applicants this year because we’ve Democracy won. DPFS didn’t. Prince Consort Road, Technical Babe London SW7 2BB Luke Granger-Brown Tel: 020 7594 8072 Printed by Iliffee Print Cambridge, Copy Editors Winship Road, Cambridge Mattin Mir-Tahmasebi, Anthony Registered Newspaper Voyage, Henry Lloyd-Laney and ISSN 1040-0711 Tessa Davey Copyright © FELIX 2016 Cover pictures by ICTV Letters In response to ' Imperial you're making me wanna vote President Alice Gast signs pro-EU 'leave'. letter', Issue 1628 -Ed. Madam, In response to 'Imperial I for one hope that Professor President Alice Gast signs pro-EU Gast signed her pro-EU letter in letter', Issue 1628 her capacity as President of the University. Dear Madam Editor, Leaving the EU would most To comment on the EU-stance certainly have an impact on with respect to Ms. Gast’s recent Imperial's ability to recruit talented interaction with the pro-EU letter EU students and academics,and I feel that if this action is to be may well have an impact on taken as her speaking on behalf the ability of our researchers to on Imperial college I would be shape international science policy. disappointed. That is not to say Therefore, it most certainly falls I disagree with her personally under Professor Gast's remit believing in the pro-EU stance to maintain Imperial's strong and certainly, I have no particularly international standing, and it is strong views on this issue myself. entirely appropriate for her to Where I do take offence is in the Please stop sending letters so we can stop printing pictures of Boris. Photo Credit: Forbes join over a hundred other vice- fact that our university has 17,000 chancellors in signing the letter in students and to suppose that any campus it is clear to see there are stance it should be guided by the love & light, an official capacity. one person could speak for all of plenty that sit on either side of student voice which, shocker, there’s Anonymous Student (via email) Benjamin Fernando them without any kind of research this debate. Much like the Hokey a whole body of elected student is presumptuous at best and surely Cokey there’s In, Out, and Shake it representatives ready formed for Well, there you go, the hacks Please, it's 'Madam Editor'. The condescending. All About camps present. Surely if this kind of discussion. Ali, bbz, have spoken. tory last week got it right. Please, Talking to students around the university was to have an official leave it to Union Council. Peace & -Ed. felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 4th MARCH 2016 PAGE 3 NEWS [email protected] Imperial’s connection with China’s army hackers Cybersecurity firm found university that will open centre at White City was recruitment hotbed Ben Williams talent from computer science Writer departments of Chinese universities “such as Zhejiang University School of Computer Science and ELIX has discovered that Technology”. the Chinese university Unit 61398 is a highly secretive that will partner with division of the Chinese People’s Imperial at a new tech hub on the White City campus has Fbeen cited by a US security firm as It is thought being a recruitment hotspot for the unit of the Chinese army alleged to be involved in the country’s to be cyberwarfare program. Zhejiang University signed a tasked with deal with Imperial late last year, following plans for an Imperial- Chinese “entrepreneurship hub” economic We’re hoping this gift didn’t have a secret camera in it. Photo Credit: Imperial College London at Imperial West in Acton, which will bring together academics from espionage Liberation Army. It is thought to arrest of the university’s then Party Chief Jin Deshui. Vice- the Business School and Zhejiang’s be tasked with economic espionage Vice-President for “economic governor of Zhejiang Province School of Management. against the United States, the UK, crimes” (which is understood to from 2004-2011, Mr. Deshui is At the time, President Gast against and according to the Mandiant be shorthand for corruption). In known to be a personal associate of described the deal as a push to make report “any organisation where March of the same year, Reuters President Xi Jinping. A 2010 report Imperial College “China’s best English is the primary language”. So reported a senior professor jailed for by the Zhejiang Daily claims that 15 partner in the west”. the United it’s a step up from GCHQ recruiters embezzling more than 10 million people had died there due to police Analysts at the cybersecurity at a careers fair. yuan (£1.08 million) of research torture in that year alone. firm, Mandiant, note that: “Unit States Also, in 2013, Chinese news contracts. The new centre is expected to 61398 aggressively recruits” agency Xinhua announced the The college is currently run by open some time next year. Violent Gloucester Road mugging video released The incident happened on Cornwall Gardens Matt Johnston It occured at 9:30pm on Saturday News Editor the 30th of January. The first attacker grabbed the man from behind in a chokehold, before his accomplice stole the man’s CTV of a violent phone and wallet from his pocket in mugging that took the ensuing struggle. place last month near The assailants then dragged the Gloucester Road has man to the ground before fleeing been released by the Metropolitan into the night. Police said the victim CPolice, in the hopes that the was “very shaken” but unharmed by perpetrators will be found. the experience. The men, described The attack, which took place as white and aged 25 to 35 were on Cornwall Gardens, under ten wearing dark clothes, one of which minutes walk away from campus, having dark hair and one sporting a Be careful out there, guys. Photo Credit: Metropolitan Police involved a pair of muggers attacking black cap. a man from behind and wrestling The road is used often by students departments have sent reminders and from college, especially late at urged to contact Kensington and his belongings from him in the who are commuting towards to their students warning them to night. Chelsea CID on 020 8246 0189. process. Earls Court, and some College be extra vigilant on their travels too Anyone with any information is th th PAGE 4 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON FRIDAY 4 MARCH 2016 felixonline.co.uk felixonline.co.uk FRIDAY 4 MARCH 2016 PAGE 5 NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] Election fever sweeps campus Night Tube ressurected Voting opens today as Imperial reaches peak democracy Good news for Woodward – it’ll only take 45 minutes to get home on a Friday night Grace Rahman told FELIX they “had a great time Editor-in-Chief because I just wandered round Matt Johnson having already hired around 200 chatting with my friends, and News Editor new trainees who are expected to persuaded their friends to vote for be fully trained by the time the oting opens today for the me”.