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HoSPECIAL PULLliOUTda GUIDE yp 17 Gifts 35 brilliant ıdeas Chicago Antisocial Foie gras: Hillary the slippery loses a slope vote p 30 p 12 CHICAGO’S FREE WEEKLY | THIS ISSUE IN FOUR SECTIONS FRIDAY, DEC 9, 2005 | VOLUME 34, NUMBER 11 Get Real Illinois bets almost $3 million a year that TEENS will JUST SAY NO TO SEX. By Kate Hawley Monica Kendrick on Bruce Springsteen and the Dead Kennedys, PLUS holiday arts and crafts sales, teeny Greco-Roman weenies, and more Section One Letters 3 Holiday Gift Guide 17 Special pullout section Columns Hot Type 4 Reviews What comes after New City News? Music 38 Anniversary editions of Bruce Springsteen’s Born to Run and the Dead Kennedys’ Fresh The Straight Dope 5 Fruit for Rotting Vegetables Why the best statues have the smallest penises Theater 40 The Works 8 Old Clown Wanted at Trap Door Theatre The Pilsen TIF Books 42 Robert Bruegmann’s Sprawl: Chicago Antisocial 12 A Compact History Hillary, Biz Markie, and me Plus December 9, 2005 Boutique of the Week 16 Our Town 14 Eliana Lily Printworks’ 25th anniversary show, foie gras follies, and racial tension at Ink Well 43 Jones College Prep This week’s crossword: Mental Blocks ON THE COVER: BRIAN GUBICZA (ANGEL), ANDREA BAUER (CLINTON) Get Real Illinois doesn’t directly fund sex ed in schools. But it does provide almost the entire budget of the Glenview-based Project Reality, whose abstinence-only curriculum, offered to schools for free, misleads kids about birth control and STDs. ou don’t want to get pregnant!” shouts the young woman standing before an applauding congrega- “ Y tion in the Shining Star Missionary Baptist Church at 103rd and Vincennes. “You don’t want to get an STD! Be abstinent!” Taylor Moore, a junior at Kenwood Academy, makes clear that she practices what she preaches. She puts her hand to her throat, where a silver ring hangs on a chain. “This is a purity-vow ring,” she says, “which will be given to my husband when I get married.” The crowd murmurs approval. After the service Moore tells me there’s no point in dating—God has ordained a hus- band for her, and the man will show up when the time is right. In the meantime she has no interest in learning about contracep- tion. If someone gave her a condom she’d be insulted. “It’s saying, well, you can’t control yourself,” she says. “Animals can’t control themselves, so you’re an animal, basically.” Moore is a teen spokesperson for Project Reality, a nonprofit organization based in north-suburban Glenview that’s a national leader in abstinence-only sex education. It teach- es kids that sex belongs only in marriage, and it doesn’t discuss contraception unless it’s to describe how various methods fail. This is an increasingly common lesson in Illinois class- rooms, and Project Reality is one of its biggest and most influential promoters. According to its own figures, it publishes textbooks and produces educational videos that last year reached more than 100,000 schoolchildren in more than 500 Illinois schools, as well as kids in 23 other states. And it’s growing fast, reaching tens of thousands more Illinois kids each year, thanks in part to generous By Kate Hawley | Illustration by Brian Gubicza government funding for abstinence programs that allows it to offer classroom materials and teacher-training work- shops for free. In March the Chicago branch of Planned Parenthood and the Illinois Caucus for Adolescent Health continued on page 32 2CHICAGO READER | DECEMBER 9, 2005 | SECTION ONE CHICAGO READER | DECEMBER 9, 2005 | SECTION ONE 3 m Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611 312-828-9926 DECEMBER 9, 2005 f VOL 35 | NO 11 Letters @ [email protected] Publisher Michael Crystal Editor Alison True Dickens and Parks to tie up no other injuries are described Managing Editor Kiki Yablon Wilkerson and stop the elevators in the report. We didn’t discuss Senior Editors Michael Miner |Laura Molzahn | Kitry Krause She Goes between the eleventh and twelfth these discrepancies in our story Associate Editors Martha Bayne | Anaheed Alani floors. Yancey and Brown because we decided that whatev- Philip Montoro | Kate Schmidt So You Don’t dragged Wilkerson toward the er level of brutality was involved Assistant Editors Jim Shapiro | Mark Athitakis | David Wilcox Staff Writers Liz Armstrong | Martha Bayne | Steve Bogira elevator shaft, but he struggled in the murder, it was irrelevant John Conroy | Jeffrey Felshman | Harold Henderson Have To so that, rather than being thrown to the question at hand: whether Deanna Isaacs | J.R. Jones | Ben Joravsky | Monica Kendrick down the shaft, he was returned “Every or not Yancey should be labeled Peter Margasak | Tori Marlan | Bob Mehr | Jonathan Rosenbaum Mike Sula | Albert Williams I find Liz Armstrong’s weekly to the laundry room. Yancey and Jerkstore a sex offender. Copy Chief Brian Nemtusak column amusing and all, but do Brown then unsuccessfully event I’ve Editorial Assistants Pat Graham | Renaldo Migaldi | Joel Score the good people of Chicago need attempted to kill Wilkerson by been to has Mario Kladis | Michael Marsh | Tom Porter | Jerome Ludwig Tamara Faulkner | Patrick Daily | Stephanie Manis | Robert Cass to read three or four times a year placing a broom handle over his had more Kerry Reid | Todd Dills | Katherine Young | Ryan Hubbard about this Johnny Love guy who neck and stepping on it and by half-naked Dinosaurs Miles Raymer | Tasneem Paghdiwala throws great parties at his loft strangling him with a stocking. people than Typesetters Vera Videnovich | Kabir Hamid [Chicago Antisocial, December Wilkerson was eventually killed the last.” of Rock Archivist Eben English 2]? The parties do sound like by one gunshot to the temple —Liz fun—and what reader doesn’t and his body thrown down the Armstrong, What a shame that Dinosaur Jr Advertising Director Don Humbertson like to drift away on a daydream elevator shaft, where it was later Chicago couldn’t get away with stealing Sales Director Ginger Wade vision of half-naked girls and discovered.” The full opinion can Antisocial, another band’s name, the Display Advertising Manager Sandra Goplin Assistant Display Advertising Manager Katie Falbo boys in their 20s? But if the be found at http://caselaw.lp. December 2 Dinosaurs [The Treatment, Online Advertising Coordinator Renate Durnbaugh readers of the Reader wanted to findlaw.com/cgi-bin/getcase.pl? Section 3, November 25]. Well, Display Representatives Jeff Martin | Christine Thiel keep up to date on Johnny and court=7th&navby=case&no=961 if they can’t have their name, at Brad Winckler his whereabouts we would find a 977. least their supporters, Ms. Sales Development Manager Susan Zuckert way to get onto the guest list. Kendrick, for instance, can call Charles W. Upton Senior Account Executives Denice Barndt | Angie Boehler them names: “washouts” (flops, Evangeline Miller | Ryan A. Norsworthy | Geary Yonker Joel Erickson Stephen Young and Bryan duds, failures). If that’s the cor- Account Executives Nichole Flores | Greg Saint-Victor West Town Tim Sullivan | Laura Swisher | Dan VanKirk Brickner reply: rect term for former members Advertising Project Coordinator Allison Hendrickson We were aware of the gruesome of Country Joe and the Fish, Advertising Assistants T.J. Annerino | Jennifer K. Johnson details described by the judge in Kieran Kelley | Sarah Nishiura Moby Grape, Quicksilver She’s On It Thomas Yancey’s appeal. Yancey Messenger Service, Jefferson took responsibility for the mur- Starship, the Grateful Dead, and Art Director Sheila Sachs I would like to commend Liz der, but he disputed the claim organ genius Merl Saunders Associate Art Director Godfrey Carmona Art Coordinator Elizabeth Tamny Armstrong for her piece on that he and Brown had tried to (Dinosaur members and ex- Production Director David Jones Johnny Love and the Texas strangle Wilkerson or throw members all), then perhaps the Production Manager Bob Cooper Ballroom [Chicago Antisocial, him down an elevator shaft term is also fitting for Jr. Associate Production Manager Nickie Sage December 2]. I felt that the way while he was still alive. The Mark Skyer Production Artists Jeff Marlin | Jennifer McLaughlin | Mark Blade she presented her article was pathology report issued by Cook Benjamin Utley | John Cross | Andrea Bauer | Dustin Kimmel West Loop Gate Josh Honn | Mike Browarski | Nadine Nakanishi | Linda Montalbano awesome and that she gave great County coroner Andrew Toman Editorial Design Jardí + Utensil insight as to the Chicago scene. in 1974 supports Yancey’s con- Keep it up. tention that he and Brown didn’t try to strangle Wilkerson: There’s Operations & Classifieds Director Mary Jo Madden Katherine Controller Karl David Wilt “There is no evidence of injuries Classifieds Manager Brett Murphy to the superficial and deep Diversity and Classified Representatives Sara Bassick | Danette Chavez tissues surrounding the neck Bill Daniel | Kris Dodd | Chip Dudley | Andy Hermann Accounts structures.” The damage done Then There’s Janet Lukasiewicz | Jeff McMurray | Amy O’Connor | Scott Shehan Kristal Snow | Bob Tilendis | Stephen Walker by three bullets is listed precise- Matches Coordinator Jane Hanna Differ ly, but the report also states, Diversity Back Page Representative Chris Auman “Other forms of traumatic Operations Assistants Patrick O’Neil | Alicia Daniel I read with interest your recent abnormality is [sic] This letter is in response to Receptionists Monica Brown-Fielding | Dorie T. Greer article on Thomas Yancey represented by minor abrasions Tom McClurg’s letter in the Robert Jacobs |Dave Thomas | Stephen Walker Bookkeeper Marqueal Jordan [“This Man Is Not a Sexual involving the right cheek, left November 25 issue. It is inter- Circulation Manager Perry A. Kim Predator,” October 21].