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VOLUME LXVI. MAY 5, 1933 No. 25

N. D. Baseball Team Ties, Wins at Purdue _ 23 SUMMARIES Introducing—John Montedonico 24 NEWS Splinters From The Press Bo.x .-. 25 Monogram "High Jinks" Scores Hit at First Showing On Down The Line ."- 32 Last Night 5 Band Will Give Open Air Concert Sunday 5 COMING EVENTS Glee Club Is Booked for Twelve Week Summer Tour 6 FRIDAY, May 5.—SCHOLASTIC meeting, editorial board, Governor Paul V. McNutt, of Indiana, Will Deliver the 6:30 p. m.; news, sports, and feature staffs, 7:00 p. m.. Commencement Address; Rev. Charles E. Coughlin, Editorial Rooms, Ave Maria Building. Detroit, Will Give Baccalaureate 7 Modem Language Dep't. Plans Summer Tour to SATURDAY, May 6.—Track, Michigan State, Cartier Mexico - 9 Field, 2:00 p. m.; Golf, Michigan State, William J. Burke Course, 10:00 a. m.; Tennis, Michigan State, Uni­ Fr. Eugene Burke Addresses Journalists 11 versity Courts, 1:30 p. m.; Baseball, Northwestern at James Dunnigan Elected President of New Yorkers 11 Evanston; Movie, "Movie Crazy," Washington Hall, Father Tiernan Speaks at Irish Club Meet 13 6:45 and 8:15 p. m. FEATURES SUNDAY, May 7.—Masses, Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, Man About Presents "Alvie" Drymalski 8 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 a. m.; Benediction, Sacred Heart Church, for upperclassmen, 7:00 p. m., for freshmen and "Voice" Talks About Editorial Policies and Walking on students in Morrissey and St. Edward's Halls, 7:30 the Grass 9 p. m., St. Vincent de Paul Banquet, Dining Hall, 10:45 Details of Politics Trip to Nation's Capital Described....14 a. m.; Monogram "High Jinks," Washington Hall, 8:15 Col. Bradley's Derby Hopes 15 p. m. Johnson on "Business Cycles" 16 MONDAY, May 8.—^Wrangler meeting. Law Building, Changes on Campus Will Act as Camouflage to Alumni 6:30 p. m.; Symphony Orchestra practice, Washington at Commencement 17 Hall, 6:30 p. m. TUESDAY, May 9.—Golf, Northwestern at Evanston; SPORTS Rochester Club meeting. Law Building, 7:45 p. m. Track, Golf, and Tennis Meets Against Michigan State WEDNESDAY, May 10.—Baseball, Iowa, Cartier Field, Occupy Saturday's Sports Calendar Here 20 3:00 p. m.; Commerce Forum elections. Law Building, Irish Track Men Place T%vice in Drake Relays.^ 20 12:45 p. m.; May Devotions, Sacred Heart Church, for Michigan State tennis team drubs Notre Dame varsity upperclassmen, 7:00 p. m.; for freshmen and students S-1 21 in Morrissey and St. Edward's Halls, 7:45 p. m.; Con­ Purdue Golfers' Ambitions Wrecked When N. D. Golf cert of Two-Piano Music, Washington Hall, 8:15 p. m. Team Wins 15-3 , 21 Michigan State Nine Beats Keoganites, 5-3, Wednesday..22 THURSDAY, May 11.—Baseball, Iowa, Cartier Field, Freshman Hall Leads Interhall Softball League 23 3:00 p. m. Four The Scholastic

By Tighe Woods

we suppose that some one has discovered that it & 'ALUS pojmli swprema lex esto, and the class is always cool in there. It's always hard to do elections are with us again. There is something justice to soft May breezes on paper especially fine about politics at Notre Dame. Any one when ... ho hum . . . wake me for my three- who says they do no good and should be discon­ fifteen. . . . tinued would do well to drop into the Alumni Of­ fice and see what early campus political training has done for some Notre Dame men. The Demo­ cratic landslide saw many of them in action. We T HE best bad luck story we have heard in a imagine a Notre Dame district attorneys' club long time concerns the ill-fated senior who waited formed among the alumni would make one of the until the last minute of the last day to do his largest groups among the graduates. Well, good thesis and then had the lights go out in the sen­ luck, and remember, a dance chairman ceased ior halls just four hours before the deadline. It's having a bed of roses in 1929. times like that that try men's hearts, and eye­ sight if the candle happens to be a bit unruly and dim. But it is much more fun to get a thesis in, just under the wire — like people who purposely wait until they have to rush to catch a train. It's T great to talk about afterwards, — providing of X HE subpoenas sent out for the Lawyers' Ball course that the taxi doesn't get playful with a always have been one of the cleverest stunts ever street car or a truck. arranged for a Notre Dame dance. This year's edition was no exception. In fact, most of the T lawyers chose to keep them as a remembrance, rather than send them to their guests. Knowing X HURSDAY night the Monogram club gave that the Lawyers' Ball had a reputation for being the first showing, "at popular prices" of their an­ a good party, they did not think it necessary to nual show, "High Jinks of 1933," and Thursday employ legal means to get a date, and we haven't night a new comedy team joined the ranks of heard of a case where the young lady in question Wheeler and Wolsey, Clark and McCullough and attempted to quash the indictment to attend. Good those other great funny fellows. If you didn't party, good time, and, owing to the new deal, it's laugh at the antics of Krause and Vejar you must Monday, and we've still got a dollar. have a psychosis or something (ask the sociology majors). But we shouldn't pick out those two be­ cause the entire cast did well. A word of praise should be given to Joe Kurth and his staff for T their excellent work. They had to go at top X HE signs are unmistakable. The other speed for six weeks. The finesse of the cast twenty-five students who didn't wear their white and the way they went through their show are shoes all during winter have them on now, a few merely results of this tedious work. The printed have tried the lake, and everybody carries an program had one regrettable slip—Notre Dame armful of books — to use for pillows under the consistently disavows "Ramblers" as designating trees. The spring yawning season is with us its teams. once more! Even the library is getting a play:

/ May 5, 1933 Five

FIRST PERFORNANCE OF Senior Committee Chooses BAND WILL GIVE OPEN Favors for Ball; Ticket WGB JINKS' LAST NIGHT Sale Closes Mon. May 8 Aflt CONCERT SUNDAY

Monogram Club Show To Be Favors for the Senior Ball have Program to be Presented On Staged Again Sunday. been procured by the committee in Quadrangle, 6:30 p. m. charge of that detail of the dance By Tighe Woods during the past few^ days. To the The University concert band will guests will go a sport vanity purse "High Jinks" of 1933, the annual present its first open air concert of made of pigskin; to the men, more show of the Monogram Club, opened the season from the porch of the Main leather in the form of attractive bill to a well-filled house Thursday night Building, Sunday evening at 6:30 folds. in Washington Hall. o'clock. Central Standard Time. The From the first ripple of laughter Reservations for a seventy-five seventy-two niusicians comprising the that greeted the opening words of cent steak dinner at the Chain-o'- organization will play selections rang­ Nick Lukats out-Jolsoning the Mam­ Lakes Country Club after the tea ing from marches to light opera. my crooning Al, to the grand finale dance Saturday afternoon may be With Professor Joseph J. Casasanta with Norb Christman et al doing the made at the present time with Jack conducting, the group will give the beautiful Marilyn waltz, the show Travers, in 423 Walsh Hall. follow^ing repertoire: was a success. The ticket sale for the Ball opened I. Marches Krause, Vejar Slay 'Em last Monday and will continue until (a) "El Capitan" by Sousa The honors for the first night's per­ May 8—the deadline. Each senior hall (b) "The Washing-ton Post" formance, by popular demand, went has a representative of the ticket by Sousa. committee. Tlie orchestra which will to that sparkling dance team, Krause II. Intermezzo "East of Suez" by play at the dance Saturday will be an­ and Vejar. Such ennui! Such savoir Strebor. faire! Can you imagine Krause being nounced in the next issue of THE SCHOLASTIC. III. Processional March "Pomp and languorous in gondolier trousers and Chivalry" by Roberts. a billowing orange silk blouse? Or IV. Mexican Waltz "La Golon- Vejar made up as a voluptuous lady drina" by Serradell. of the night? If you were there last 'The Scholastic,' 50 Years Ago night you can, otherwise you had bet­ V. Selection "Victor Herbert Fav­ ter see it Sunday. orites" by Herbert-Lak Moving from skit to skit, the show May 5, 1883.—The brick work on VI. "University Grand March" by runs swiftly through fourteen differ­ the Dome may now be seen above the Goldman. ent scenes. The hackneyed blackout roof. There is a slight delay, how­ ever, owing to the non-arrival of the Sunday's presentation will mark the method of changing scenes is used opening of the open air concerts on sparingly, and its place is taken by iron-work which is daily expected from Chicago. The iron fastenings the quadrangle. The concert band is that versatile young man, Nick Lu­ also scheduled to take part in the an­ kats, acting as master of ceremonies. require to be deeply imbedded in the brick structure, and until they arrive nual blossom festival at St. Joseph, In the first half of the show he imi­ Michigan, next Saturday, May 13. tates the daddy of all mammy singers, the work cannot proceed. When one considers that upwards of 500,000 Al Jolson, but his real triumph comes bricks, together with the thousand of when he apes the wise-cracking, brow- Boy Guidance Grads Can feet of lumber collected on the prem­ twitching Groucho Marx. Win $400 Scholarships ises, to say nothing of the iron-work Tobin Almost Dies For Yale which will form the external elliptical While the lines are still a little body, he can form an idea of the According to information just re­ weak in spots, the men handle the colossal proportions of this monument ceived by Prof. Ray Hoyer of the character bits nicely. One of the most to the Mother of God, unique in this Boy Guidance Department, the humorous skits, "For Old Eli Yale," country. Knights of Columbus will award reveals a new actor to the campus. scholarships for graduate work in John Tobin, playing the father who Boy Guidance at Notre Dame for the 1933-34 college year. This will be the did and almost died for dear old Eli, A feature, article on the Ken­ gives a fine character interpretation. 10th consecutive year scholarships tucky Derby will be found on page have been awarded. A fine thing about this show is its 15 of this issue. Written by Mat- The amount of the 1933-34 schol­ variety. The chorus and George tingly Spalding, a thoroughbred arship, how^ever, has been reduced to Rohrs introduce several new dance Kentuckian himself, the story has ?4C0. The new scholars, therefore, steps to the campus, Leo Cronin chiefly to do with Colonel Bradley will be required to defray all fees in makes Cab Calloway sound like a and his horses and the possibility news hawker with his version of "Min­ excess of this figure. Heretofore the of another "B" winner. nie The Moocher's Wedding Day," and scholarships have covered all required Ossie Osborne gives something new Spalding's tips: fees. in pantomime. Interested seniors m^y secure fur­ 1. Mr. Khayyam. Tickets for Sunday's performance ther information from Mr.' Hoyer or are on sale in all the halls. All seats 2. Broker's Tip. by writing directly to the Knights are reserved, and those who come 3. Head Play. of Columbus Boy Life Bureau, New- early will get the best choice. Haven, Conn. six The Scholastic Glee Club to Tour U. S. ECONOMIC FUJORS TAKE During Summer Months NATIONAL EXANNATION N. D.- Seniors Show Mettle In Hess And Jandoli Are Comprehensive Quiz. 30 WILL MAKE TRIP Nominated for President of N. D. Commerce Forum Forty-five seniors in the College of Arts and Letters sat in a classroom To Leave Campus June 3; last Saturday afternoon, with the Will Open Concerts in John P. Hess and Leslie Clement temperature popping into the 70's, to Washington, D= C, Jandoli, juniors in the College of take a comprehensive examination in Commerce w^ere nominated for the Economics—their major subject. The University of Notre Dame presidency of the College Forum for The test handed them had been Glee Club, under the direction of Pro­ the coming year at the meeting held prepared by the American Economic fessor Joseph J.' Casasanta, has been last Tuesday evening in the Law Council. It asked 175 questions which signed for a twelve week concert tour Building. had to do with topics ranging from Malthus' Essay on Pojndation to the throughout the United States this Other members nominated at the kinds of boats used in Colonial trans­ summer. The musical unit will leave meeting were: John G. Sullivan and portation. the campus shortly after Commence­ Robert T. Hogan, vice-president; Similar tests given to students ment in June. Francis J. Shay and James J. Quinn, throughout the United States showed The Glee Club will open the series secretary; Alfred F. Loritsch, Jr., and of concerts in Washington, D. C, William G. Burkhardt. treasurer. a normal mark to be 108 out of 175 for college economists, 91, for high about June 4. Following this they Joseph A. Caulfield, junior, running w^ill journey to Baltimore, Md., where schoolers. unopposed for the board of directors, When the N. D. major's papers they will present their second concert. was the only officer to be elected at Other cities on the itinerary include were totaled it was found that the the meeting. Other nominees for the average mark was 126, that 80 per Philadelphia, Penn., Newark, N. J., board of directors are: philosophy cent of the class was in the upper and a group of other large Eastern majors, Thomas Flynn and Edward third of the grade graph, that the centers. A. Kerns; business administration University apparently boasts several majors, James P. Colleran and John In Gotham Three Weeks budding Babsons. (Consult "Voice"; C. Flanigan; foreign commerce sen­ page 9, in re: Economic Majors) The longest stay of the organiza­ ior, John F. Egan and Albert G. tion will be in New York City where Phaneuf; foreign commerce junior, the Club is booked for three solid Harold H. May; and accounting major Ping Pong Tournament weeks. After the New York concerts, senior, James Clark. To Begin Next Monday the members will begin a tour of the The final elections will be held next mid-west. They will give concerts Wednesday, May 10th from 12:45- in Detroit, Mich., Cleveland, Ohio, and A "Ping Pong" tournament will get 1:15 p. m. in the Law Building. Chicago, m. From this group of underway in Bro\vnson "Rec" room, cities, the Gleesters will travel to the Monday, May 8. Fred Fayette, stu­ dent manager of Brownson recreation west coast, stopping several times selections, being made by the tryout room, will conduct the contest. Twen­ en-route. method, will be completed tomorrow. ty-five cents is the entrance fee. The Glee Club will travel in two The tour was arranged by Mr. specially chartered Pullman cars. Thomas O'Brien, Chicago, an inde­ The championship will be held in Tliey will have a private baggage car pendent manager who presents artists singles and doubles. The winner in for their use. The coaches, lettered and organizations of a musical na­ each case will be picked by elimina­ with "The University of Notre Dame ture. The concerts will be given only tion. There will also be a consolation Glee Club," will furnish living quar­ in first class opera and play houses. tournament. An appropriate prize ters for the students. Professor Casasanta and his Glee will be offered for the three tests. Thirty members of the organization Club already have begun rehearsals The tournament will go according will be chosen to make the trip. The on a repertoire of fifty selections to the New York State Table Tennis present personnel numbers fifty. The which will be used during the tour. Associations rules. Among some of the contestants already entered are: Louis Chreist, captain of the tennis team; Frank Weldon, Seton Staley, Bob Forbes, and Frank Hurley. Fred Fayette has also announced a Pool tournament will start along with Tennis. Many of the best players on the campus have already enlisted for this event.

There's no art to tell the mind's construction in the face.—Shakes­ r. Thirty members of the N. D. Glee Club ivill tour U. S. this summer. peare. May 5. 1933 Seven POWERS WINS BREEN Gov. McNutt, Fr. Coughlin ORATORICAL CONTEST Commencement Speakers Russian Recognition is Topic of Winning Speech. Reserve Officers Club Hoid Bi-Monthly Meet; GOV. SMITH ACCEPTS By Tom Proctor Committees Appointed Maurice E. Powers, C.S.C., A.B. Dr. James J. Walsh, Margaret '33, won first place in the finals of The Reserve Officers Club of Notre Anglin to Speak to Laetare the Breen Medal Oratorical Contest Dame held its bi-monthly meeting in held Wednesday evening in the audi­ Medallist Assemblage. the Commerce Building Wednesday torium of the Engineering Building. evening. The organization appointed The title of the winning oration was committees on dues and publications, By James S. Keams "Shall We RecogTiize Russia?" made arrangements for a Mass to be By virtue of this victory. Powers The Honorable Paul V. McNutt, said for the repose of the soul of Col. will be awarded on Commencement Governor of Indiana, will deliver the Hoyne, and completed the new re­ commencement address at the 89th Day the gold medal for excellence in quirements for membership. annual Notre Dame commencement oratory, presented by the Hon. Wil­ exercises Sunday afternoon, June 4, liam P. Breen, LLD. '77, of Fort Sal Costa received the chairman­ it was announced today by the Rev. Wayne, Indiana. ship of the dues committee, while Charles Landmesser, George. Gorman, Charles L. O'Donnell, C.S.C, Presi­ Seven JMen Compete and George Hill compose the remain­ dent of the University. Seven men were selected through a der of the body. With Jim Byrne as The Baccalaureate sermon will be comprehensive system of tryouts dur­ chairman and Jerry Lambiente, Ed preached by the Rev. Charles E. ing Monday and Tuesday of this Hammer, and Walt Powers as co­ Coughlin, pastor of the Shrine of the week to deliver their orations in the workers, the publication committee Little Flower, Royal Oak, Michigan. final contest. These seven were: Max hopes to work out some plan for a Father Coughlin is nationally known Baer, James Boyle, John Clancy, small military paper to come out ev­ for his radio speeches of exposition John Lecher, John Logan, William ery two weeks during the next school of Catholic principles in economic Monahan, and Maurice Powei-s. year. Mike SantuUi was appointed life, r Powers began his oration by citing to arrange for Col. Hoyne's Mass. Walsh Is Renowned Author examples of Russian propaganda and Two outstanding members of the undermining efforts in the United American Catholic laity will also States. He pointed out the actual C. O'Grady. Boyle traced the under­ speak during the commencement toleration of eleven Communistic sum­ handed statesmanship of European week-end acti\aties. Dr. James J. mer camps in this country last sum­ nations preceding the Franco-Prus­ Walsh and Miss Margaret Anglin mer, camps in which American sian and World Wars, and showed will address an assemblage of Lae­ youths took oaths daily, to destroy our that at the present time statesmen tare medalists gathered at Notre Democracy and to uphold the Com­ and nations are "balanced" for an­ Dame to observe the golden jubilee of munism of Stalin's Russia. "Despite other struggle. the first presentation of the medal. this and other equally startling facts, The titles of the other orations Dr. Walsh, author of The 13th, thousands in this country are clam­ were as follows: Max Baer, "Reflec­ The Greatest of Centuries and other oring for United States recognition tions on the World's Fair"; John volumes, famed historian and physi­ of Soviet Russia," continued the Clancy, "Disarmament"; John Loch- cian of New York City, was awarded orator. er, "Will Capitalism Survive?"; John the Laetare medal in 1916. He has Boyle Places Second Logan, "The Reign of Error," and spoken to the student body here many With clearness and precision Pow­ William Monahan, "Jews Not Ad­ times on subjects of historical inter­ ers also outlined the other reasons mitted!" est. why this nation should not recognize In addition to the three judges of McCormack To Be Here Russia. He refuted the claim of the final contest, Professor W. J. many that recognition would aid our Coyne, director of the activity, was Miss Anglin, recipient of the medal market by showing that the drop in assisted by others of the faculty, in in 1927, has long been an outstand­ commerce between the two nations judging the tryouts. These were ing figure on the American stage. is not due to lack of recognition, but Professors Stephen Ronay, Frank She is the most recent woman to re­ rather to the general world-wide de­ Moran, Joseph Apodaca, Louis Has- ceive the medal, and the tenth in the pression. Power's words of condem­ ley, Ronald Cox, George Wack, Frank history of the presentation. nation against the crushing dictator­ O'Malley, Louis Buckley and the The Honorable Alfred E. Smith, ship of Stalin were forceful and Reverend J. A. Fogarty, C.S.C. medallist in 1929, has accepted the fiery. invitation of the University to attend the celebration. James A. Boyle, A.B., '38, was All written material for the The presentation of the 1933 Lae­ given second place for his oration Commencement Number of the tare medal to John McCormack, "European Peace," by the three Notre Dame Juggler must be noted Irish concert tenor, vnll be judges of the evening. Rev. Michael turned into Room 117, Sorin Hall, made in connection with the Golden A. Mulcaire, C.S.C, Professor William by Wednesday, May 10. E. Farrell, and Professor Daniel Jubilee celebration. Eight The Scholastic SECRETARY ARMSTRONG MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS ISSUES APRIL'ALUHNUS' By Fred Becklenberg, Jr, Alumni Publication Contains the proper connections with the This article must begin with a Bits of N. D. News. word or two of advice to all reporters State's Attorney's office in Chicago. who, at any future time, may seek Alvin prepped for four years at Reunions, Laetare Medalists, can­ an interview with Alvin Drymalski. De Paul Academy in Chicago. As an didates for election to the offices of Don't be hesitant, men! Fear not the Alumni Association of the Uni­ that you are intruding upon sacred versity of Notre Dame—1983, Pre- domain, or that you are disturbing Commencement news, and letters one who takes offense at being dis­ from the various alumni clubs are turbed! Instead adopt that sang-froid bits of data included in the April insouciance so typically journalistic, number of The Notre Dame Alumnus bang open the door of 309 Sorin Hall, which should be of particular interest flop down full length upon the bed to the graduate. therein, and begin j'our inquisition with the query, "What've you got to John McCormack, renowned Irish eat, Alvie?" (Don't worry; such a tenor, is to be present at the Com­ manner of approach has not been mencement exercises and will be pre­ without precedent). Knowing Alvin sented with the 1933 Laetare Medal. Drymalski as the kind, considerate In addition to Mr. McCormack, the individual that he is, I can assure you other living recipients of the Laetare not only a very interesting interview award plan to be at the celebration but also one that you will find to be of the Golden Jubilee of the Medal very delicious. during the Commencement program, June 2nd, 3rd, and 4th. His Room A Paradise Attacks Pragmatic Outlook ALVIN DEYMALSKI Long ago—'way back in September In his article "Don't Sell Your of '32—^Alvin came to be known as For him 98-1 N. D. breakfasts Children Short," Mr. Armstrong the most popular man on Sorin's no­ points out the fallacy of measuring torious third floor. His room is athlete in high-school days, he played the value of an education in the pointed out as the meeting place of one year of bantamweight basketball terms of the financial success which all who enjoy pleasant companionship and two years of lightweight football; it brings or fails to bring to those 'midst delightful surroundings. A as a social light, he served as one of who have been privileged to receive full-toned radio, a selected library the chairmen of his high-school's Sen­ it. {The Saturday Evening Post, com­ ior Ball. Since entering college, "Higher education has two major plete from Benjamin Franklin to the however, he has given whatever time values. In recent years it has become present day), a locker abounding in he can spare from entertaining his too common and too misleading a the choicest of edibles are only a few friends to the acquisition of knowl­ practice to emphasize the material of the enticements subordinate to Al- edge of marketing, accounting, and values of the advantages of college vin's personality that lure third-floor­ banking. Despite the fact that he is as weapons in the battle of business. ers from near and far. Of course, if enrolled in the commerce school, he The percentage of the success in all one has not "arrived" as a campus is a Philosophy Major. material fields is held out as attract­ luminary he may at first find the com­ ive bait, and the accommodating pany embarrassing; for 309 Sorin Hall Summing Up Alvin science of statistics provided its is mainly the habitat of Notre Dame's We, icpuld go on like this forever customary bearing-out," writes Mr. great. Alvin is the friend of leaders because Alvin is sure-fire and never- Armstrong. —^presidents preferred! To name a ending "copy;" but lack of space Right Thinking Greatest Asset few: President of the Presidents' compels a summarized account from Council, Cleve Cary, President of the here on. Ambitio7i: to become presi­ "Neglected in a large measure, but Press Club, Jack Jaeger, President of dent of the Polonia Coal Company of of far more vital and fundamental the Menominee Club, "Baron" Kreuz, Chicago within the next two years. value, was the asset to the right President of the Adirondack Club, Interest: only one, a charming young thinking and subsequent right living James Munn, President of the Boston lady who resides within a block of that a college education is to the in­ Club, Bob Morrissey Monahan, past- our subject's residence. (We've never dividual enjoying it. That value, the President of the Indianapolis Club, met her, but Alvin promises to bring formation of character rather than Jack Scanlon, and, last but not least, her 'round to see us during the Ball the sharpening of the talents exclus­ past-President of the French Club, week-end). Hobby: dashing up and ively, has increased rapidly, as the Bill Dreux. Only natural though, that down the Boul Mich in either his 'gold standard' of education has fall­ his friends should be so distinguished, La Salle, his Buick, or his Ford. en with the markets," explains the for Alvin, as President and Charter Candid cJiaracteristic: a winning Alumni secretary. Member of the newly-formed Cracow smile, an ingratiating manner, and a Club, the local Polish organization, is whole-hearted exuberance at being the only senior student at Notre in line for the proper political con­ known and recognized as "Alvie of nections—^just as he has already made Dame,' who has never missed a break­ Sorin, friend to all, enemy of none— fast in the University dining halls!" May 5, 1933 Nine MODERN LANGUAGE DEP'T PLANS TRIP TO MEXICO VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Campus must be addressed to the Editor of Mr. Langford Will Conduct THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Names mttst be signed in full. Initials iviU Tour During Sununer. be used upon request.

Walter M. Langford, of the De­ Tapioca sarily represented Catholic thought partment of Modern Languages, is Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC on all matters, but attempted to show at present planning a summer excur­ Dear Sir: in simple language that there are many obvious exceptions to such a sion trip to Mexico City. Although There are many fellows on the cam­ this trip is intended primarily for statement, that the causal relation­ pus—and among them a goodly num­ ship frequently does not exist. students of his Spanish classes, it is ber of Economics Majors—^who know open to all who are interested. As To wit: Just as there can be no cut very little about the present economic and dried 'Catholic stand' towards yet the excursion has not been def­ situation. Hence these fellows (of initely arranged, but there is every people who write letters of the above which I am one and I strongly sus­ nature, so can there be no one dog­ indication that it will be made. pect that you are too) find that the According to tentative plans the matic attitude towards disarmament, articles on Economics appearing in the gold standard, The Chicago White party will leave St. Louis, the official THE SCHOLASTIC are interesting and starting point of the journey, be­ Sox, The Vienna Saengerknaben, tap­ enlightening. These feature articles ioca, etc. tween August 10 and August 15, over help us to get at least a slight idea the Missouri Pacific Lines and the of the fundamentals underlying the National Railways of Mexico. The economic chaos of today. Romanticist train time between St. Louis and The Editor, Mexico City is two days and three And it is really pleasant, and some­ Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC. nights. Through Pullman service is what unexpected, to run across such maintained, making it unnecessary to material in your weekly. Outside of Dear Sir, change trains at any point. the actual news reports there is little Do you find news and feature ma­ that is not mediocre in THE SCHOLAS­ Nine Days In Mexico City terial so sparse about the campus TIC. Your editorials with their innane that, in combating a weekly "copy- Nine full days will be spent in repetitions of "THE SCHOLASTIC be­ less" deadline, you must inevitably Mexico City and vicinity. Numerous lieves . . . The position of THE SCHO­ resort to our old and trusted "filler" other excursions out of Mexico City LASTIC has ever been etc ..." are friend, "Please keep off the grass" ? to such spots of interest as Xochi- marvels of banality. The Week lacks milco, Cuernavaca, Pueretaro San its flavor of last year, and now con­ Page after page, issue after issue, Juan Teotihuacan, Amecameca, Milpa tains nothing but a dull collection of ever are those who trespass upon our Alta, the Shrine of Our Lady of Notre Dame platitudes. So, as I say, verdant scenery rebuked, ever are fu­ Guadalupe, will also be made. these articles on Economics make up ture culprits warned. The editorial The expense of this fourteen day partially for the deficiencies of your column denounces us as vandals, "The trip including all of the necessary de­ paper. Week" indicts us as ignoramuses, the news department, less severe in its tails will not exceed $150. Mr. Lang- And apropos of your editorials I well will meet the party upon their accusations, gives us a break with rather think that your editorial en­ the dubbing "careless." arrival in Mexico City where he \vi\\ titled Pharisee, which appeared in the All campaigns aimed at construc­ spend the greater part of the sum­ April 2Sth issue, is nothing but lit­ mer attending the summer session of erary tapioca. You say that THE tive reform are to be endorsed. Every action furthering betterment of exist­ the National University of Mexico. SCHOLASTIC is the official news organ All those who are interested in this of a Catholic School, and hence repre­ ing conditions is to be encouraged. trip are asked to communicate with sents Catholic thought. "But," an out­ But, Mr. Editor, why attack us who Mr. Langford at 622 W. Colfax sider might well ask, "how do we prefer a blade of grass in our shoes Avenue. know that the young editor knows to a large dissymmetrical clinker, Catholic thought thoroughly enough who prefer the dampness of the grass to the inundation of the cinder-path, Movie Schedule to represent it accurately?" If it were not for faculty supervision THE who seek for our foot-wear the soft Movies to be presented in Wash­ SCHOLASTIC would probably misrep­ protection of grass and dirt rather ington Hall are as follows: resent Catholic thought in every is­ than the harsh destructiveness of May 6—"Movie Crazy," with Har­ sue. pointed stone and jagged boulder? old Lloyd. M. H. R. Sincerely, May 13 — "Prosperity" starring P. F. C. Marie Dressier and Polly Moran. May 20—"The Big Broadcast" with Bing Crosby. The position of THE SCHOLASTIC What's in a name? That which we has always been that banality, if it call a rose by any other name would exists, is deplorable, but that student smell as sweet.—Shakespeare. Art Lecture Postponed misconceptions call for more immedi­ Frank M. Ludevig's third and last ate action. THE SCHOLASTIC not only Dear damned inconstant sex: art lecture, previously scheduled for did not say, in its Editorial "Phar­ Not all the gods have power of do­ May 4, in Washington Hall, has been isee," that because it was the news ing good to man as thou of doing postponed to May 11. organ of a Catholic school it neces­ harm.-^-Dri/den. Ten The Scholastic 30 SCIENCE STUDENTS NATIONAL SHORT-STORY News of the Week CONTEST IS ANNOUNCED By Paul Doylc TAKE TRIP TO DETROIT

Central and South America served Fr. Wenninger Accompanies Galleon Press to Accept Work as background for two \aolent po­ Until June 1. litical uprisings. In Cuba, President Group to Parke, Davis. Machado was smothering a rebellion The Galleon Press, of New York of political antagonists in the east­ Thirty students of the College of City, announces its second annual ern part of the island. (When our Science went to Detroit, Sunday, competition for manuscripts to be in­ new Cuban Ambassador, Sumner April 30 on the trip sponsored by cluded in its two anthologies "The Welles, takes office, he will convey in­ Parke, Davis and Co., Pharmaceutical American Short Short Story—1933" structions for Machado to vacate. and Biological Manufacturers. Fac­ and "Modern American Poetry— The instructions also demand a gen­ ulty members accompanying the 1933." Short short stories, to be eli­ eral election ^^dthin six months — a group were Rev. Francis J. Wenning­ gible, must be hitherto unpublished threat of intervention backing them er, C.S.C., Dean of the College of and may not exceed 1200 words. up.) And next day after the Cuban Science, Mr. L. H. Baldinger of the Poems must be unpublished and may revolt. President Cerro of Peru was Pharmacy Department, and Mr. V. T. not exceed 32 lines to each poem. shot to death by a member of the Oester of the Department of Biology. There is no restriction on subject opposition party, Aprista. Stay At Statler matter or presentation other than The special coach on the New York originality of content and forceful- Central Railway arrived in Detroit, ness of style. By a vote of 64-20, the Senate passed the combined farm bill, farm Monday morning. May 1. At the mortgage bill, and the Thomas infla­ terminal the students were met by New Ideas Preferred tion amendment. The House con­ members of the Parke, Davis and Co. In general, however, the editors curred with Senate action on the sales department. A special bus took will favor new, experimental material measure. Conservatists think the cur­ the group to the Hotel Statler, their, of a nature not found in magazines. rency amendment will be ineffective residence while in Detroit, and then Psychological stories, stories of char­ much the same as past inflationary out to the pharmaceutical plant acter rather than situation are de­ measures of our own and other coun­ where breakfast was served in the sired. In both anthologies the editors tries. Those who back the bill do not cafeteria. desire to foster new literary forms promise inflation to be a sure cure, Immediately following breakfast the rather than to perpetuate existing but they do feel confident that it will men were divided into small groups, ones. It is the purpose of these two be a factor towards recovery. and were conducted through the man­ volumes to call literary attention to ufacturing division by trained guides. the most worthy new writers who Some of the more interesting depart­ have not as yet achieved widespread Although no definite agreements ments Anisited were the following: the publication and to jirovide a meeting were reached in the International warehouse, with its millions of place for ideas and expression that conferences held in Washington, they pounds of crude drugs; the ampoule might not otherwise receive a hearing. served their purpose in allowing and capsule manufacturing units President Roosevelt to ascertain for­ where scientific precision and clean­ Contributions are welcomed from eign policies. Knomng the attitude liness are applied to million lots; the undergraduate students who are as­ of foreign powers will enable us to percolation rooms where huge copper sured of thorough reading and prompt form an intelligent policy for the tanks are used to extract drug prin­ attention. Students desiring to sub­ coming World Economic Conference. ciples; the tablet and pill depart­ mit to either or both anthologies may (London, June 12th.) ments with their complicated ma­ send manuscripts directly or write chines; and finally, the weighing floor for a prospectus detailing the full where all ingredients are accurately rules for submission. Hostilities are imminent between prepared for compounding. Russia and Japan. The Russians Prizes Come To $300 charge Japan with failure to protect Banquet Monday • Six prizes totalling ?800 will be Soviet interests in Manchukuo, and That afternoon, having had lunch given for the three best contributions the Japan-Manchukuo combine de­ in the firm's cafeteria, the members to each anthology. As substitute mands from Russia the return of were taken through the analytical awards for the poetry anthology the locomotives and other rolling stock of and research laboratories in the Re­ publishers will issue, on a royalty the Chinese Eastern Railway. Dis­ search Building. basis, individual volumes of verse by patches claim that Moscow has Monday night, Parke, Davis and the two most outstanding contributors warned its border citizenry to be Co. provided a banquet for the stud­ if the winners have enough poems ready to evacuate, and other dis­ ents in the Statler. Entertainers ob­ of consistent merit to warrant such patches report Japanese troops vol­ tained for the occasion included a publication. untarily withdrawing from the ad­ Detroit Civic Opera tenor, a girl voc­ The final date for contributions is vance on China, in preparation for alist recently with Ben Bernie, and July 1st, 1933. All manuscripts and an early conflict with the Reds. a professional violinist and master of inquiries should be addressed to Mr. ceremonies. W. Keene, Sec'y, in care of the Gal­ The Black Bill, proposing a 30- Mr. W. F. Glass, assistant domestic leon Press, 15 West 24th Street, New hour week, is resting for the time be­ sales manager, acted as toastmaster York City. ing. . . . (Continued on Page 11) May 5. 1933 Eleven JOHN QUIRK IS ELECTED FAIVER EDGENE BURKE PRESIDENT OF CHICAGO DUNNIGAN IS ELECTED TALKS TO JOURNALISTS CLUB WEDNESDAY NET CLUB PRESIDENT Chicago Club elections held last "Ave Maria" Editor Offers Tuesday night ended with the presi­ Defeats Doerfler by 34 Votes; Advice to Writers. dent's gavel going to John Quirk, the Bracken Vice-President. vice-presidential cloak falling on the Keeping- a "commonplace book," shoulders of Bob Hanley, the secre­ James J. Dunnigan, a junior in the developing the memory, and training tary's quill being left to John Jordan, College of Arts and Letters, was the. powers of observation were the and the treasury mite coming under elected president of the Metropolitan aids for writers suggested by the the guardianship of Tom Dugan. Club at a meeting of -that organiza- Hanley, the new vice-president, tied with George Eeese for that office, and won when the flip of a coin de­ cided the successor to this year's of­ fice holder. John Jordan, varsity basketball man, received the secretaryship with the unanimous backing of the entire club. The executive committee is to be appointed by the president at the beginning of the school year next September.

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the amount learned each day, many JAJIES J. DUNXIGAN of the program. Those who spoke af­ A jyresident on Skates ter the banquet were Father Wen­ ninger, William Kenny, President of tion last Thursday. Jack Bracken, the Pharmacy Club, Mr. F. 0. Taylor, also a junior, was elected vice-presi­ chief chemist with Parke, Davis and dent. EE\'ERENn EUGENE BURKE, C.S.C. Co., Mr. Baldinger, and Mr. Oester. Dunnigan, succeeds Al Ripley as Tuesday morning, the group was For your memory: "a com,mon head of the New Yorkers. Ed Kosky taken in a special bus to Parkdale, was president of the group for the 2)lace book." the biological farm of Parke, Davis greater |)art of the year, but was Eeverend Eugene Burke, C.S.C, ed­ and Company. The entire morning succeeded by Eipley when he left the itor of the Ave Maria, in his lecture was spent in inspecting this 700 acre University this spring. to the members of the Department of farm. At Parkdale, in the most san­ One hundred and seventy club Journalism, Thursday afternoon, itary conditions, hundreds of horses members turned out for the meeting. May 4. and cattle are kept to yield the valu­ Art Doerfler, nominated to run op­ able disease-preventing serums. The posite Dunnigan, was defeated, 102 A "commonplace book" modeled process of getting diphtheria anti­ after Nathaniel Hawthorne's "Amer­ to 68. John Ffrench, president of the toxin, from disinfecting the horses to sophomore class last year, was de­ ican Notebook," in which the writer withdrawing the final substance was may keep sentences, paragraphs, feated for the office of vice-president, shown. Of particular interest at 8.5 to 78. essays, or even a chance word, that Parkdale was a horse, "Tess" by might some day prove to be the basis There are more than 200 niembers name, which produced one half of all in the Metropolitan Club. It is the of a story plot, an editorial, or an the tetanus antitoxin used in the essay topic, would indeed prove in­ second largest organization of its World War. kind on the campus. valuable, Father Burke emphasized. The students returned to Notre "A real artist will never work Dame late Tuesday evening. without a model. Why? Because he History Majors cannot remember shadows. So writ­ The comprehensive examination for ers are always keeping the kind of Disciplinary Regulation majors in the Department of History material found in a commonplace Students are forbidden to take will be held at 10:00 a. m. Monday, book for that same reason—they can University Blankets to the bathing May 8, in Eoom 1 of the Main Build­ Avrite more accurately," the Ave beach. ing. Maria editor brought out. "In one's mind should be stored up words and phrases mil be added to ELECTION NOTICE! a supply of adjectives, nouns and the vocabulary, and will later prove Final Class Elections have been verbs, of course. By memorizing a priceless. It takes courage and will, postponed until Tuesday, 3Iay 9. few lines each day from the essayists, but it can be done," Father Burke Voting will take place in the base­ Shakespeare, the Scriptures, or any stated regarding the training of the ment lobby of the Dining Hall. ^ similar worthy source, and increasing memory. Ticelve The Scholastic May 10 is Final Date For T. VINCENT GROUP TV DR. Nl&HON ADDRESSES $5.00 Student Deposit ITALIANS ON "DANTE" OBSERVE CENTENNIAL Owing to some misunderstanding of the change in regulations, the final Relation to St. Thomas Aquinas Mass and Breakfast to Mark date for making the S5.00 deposit Is Discussed. with the Registrar has been post­ Local Celebration. poned to include Maj/ 10, 1933. 'Dante Alighieri and His Relation The $5.00 so deposited will be cred­ Plans for observation of the cen­ To the Philosophy of St. Thomas ited to the student's account and will tennial of the founding of the St. Vin­ Aquinas" was the subject of a talk permit him to secure his class sched­ cent de Paul Society were discussed given by Dr. Francis McMahon of the ule from his Dean on or before Mai/ at a meeting of the society in Walsh Department of Philosophy to mem­ 19. A penalty of SIO.OO attaches to hall Tuesday night. There will be a bers of the Italian Club Tuesday eve­ pre-registration with the Registrar high mass at nine o'clock Sunday, ning, May 2, in Room 2 of the Main after Man 10 or with the Deans after May 7. Members of the conferences Building. May 19. No exception may be tnade of South Bend and Mishawaka will "The religious ideas of the great to the foregoing. attend the Mass here with student 13th century inspired not only the The $10.00 penalty is an additional members. mass but also the great men, the in­ charge and is not credited to the After the services, a breakfast will tellectual giants," said Dr. McMahon. student's account. For obvious reas­ be served to the members in the din­ "Dante and Aquinas were both prod­ ons students should not wait until the ing hall. The meal and other arrange­ ucts of that century, one which gave final date to see either the Registrar ments are looked after by Mr. Con­ rise to the controversy as to whether or their Deans. nolly. It will be what is termed as a or not faith and reason could be rec­ "Poor Man's Banquet," in accordance onciled. St. Thomas established his Room drawing lists will be posted on the Main Building bulletin board with the principles of the society. The system of Thomism after carefully charge is twenty-five cents. distinguishing between the sphere of as soon as possible after May 1. reason, and pointing out the harmony Another Magazine Drive between them. Dante in his 'Divina At the meeting it was also an­ Landscaping Continues on Commedia' is fundamentally but not nounced that there will be another altogether Thomistic." Notre Dame Grounds drive to collect magazines before the Hold Elections end of school. In line with this drive Richard Prezebel painted some at­ Following Dr. McMahon's address, Work started last week by the tractive posters for the society. the annual club elections were held in University workmen in improving the A general report of the activity of which the four offices were filled by campus has been greatly increased Notre Dame in the Society will be unanimous vote. Emilio J. Gervasio, this week. Trees in front of Dillon, sent through the St. Joseph's confer­ sophomore in the College of Arts and and Alumni halls have been cleared ence in South Bend to the central Letters, was elected president; Joseph away except those which fringe the ccnference of "the St. Vincent de Paul Bucci, vice-president, Joseph Costa, walks and line the upper part of Notre Dame avenue. Society in New York. The report will secretary, and Andrew W. Maflfei as include an account of the magazines treasurer. In addition to the work done to delivered and clothes collected and The next meeting will be held Wed­ Dillon and Alumni lawns, similar lab­ the number of men who have an­ nesday evening, 'May 10, at 6:30 ors were performed on the lawns of swered the call for candidates. o'clock in the band room of Washing­ the Law building and Gushing hall of ton hall. Mr. Russel Stemper, Glee Engineering. The road connecting Club soloist, will offer a program of the Post Office with Eddy street road Colorado Students Help Italian songs including the 'Prologue has been torn up and graded for a With Hoover Dam Problems from Pagliacci." la\\'n. A new strip of road for the use of automobiles now extends from Fort Collins, Colo.—^In the hydrau­ the rear of the Dining Hall, running lics laboratory of the Colorado Agri­ Light on Dome Causes parallel to the rear of the Law and cultural College professors and stu­ Speculation Tuesday Eve. Engineering buildings. dent aids are developing new theories and practices to help solve the prob­ The parking lot for cabs formerly Heavy and low-hanging layers of lems which confront the builders of located alongside of the Post Office clouds produced a low ceiling over the mammoth Hoover Dam. the campus Tuesday night. The arc- has been established in the rear of the Law building. According to Dr. Elwood Mead, light from Sacred Heart Church shone writing in the April issue of Scientific on the Dome and the Dome in turn Monthly, the college data "have shone on the sky. The golden reflec­ Financial pressure coupled with proved valuable and conclusive in con­ tion thus created caused much specu­ active hostility in some quarters nection with the design of a number lation. makes it important that we avoid of outstanding hydraluic structures, Some seemed to regard it as an anything that can furnish our oppon­ including the spillways for Cle Elum omen, others asserted it was a me­ ents with even a semblance of an ex­ Dam, under construction in the state teorological phenomenon, while one cuse for attacking the college.—Dr. of Washington, for Owhee Dam in held out for a community miracle. It Morton Gottscliall, acting dean of Oregon, and for Madden Dam in the wasn't any of these. It was merely a City College, New York, advising ag- Panama Canal Zone," as well as at natural result from a natural cause. against student peace poll. Hoover Dam. May 5. 1933 Thirteen

Sermons For Wednesday FAIBER TIERNAN GIVES May Devotions Announced UNIVERSITY "BULLETIN" TALK TO IRISH CLUB RELEASED THIS WEEK The Reverend John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, Prefect of Religion, announces 'Australia' Subject of Address Announcements, Regulations, that the following priests will deliver by Former Missionary. the sermons at the Wednesday night And Courses Given. May devotions: May 10, Reverend Eugene P. Burke, C.S.C, editor of The Reverend John J. Tiernan was The general University Bulletin for the Ave Maria; May 17, Reverend the guest speaker at the meeting of the scholastic year, 1933-34, has been Thomas Burke, C.S.C, associate edit­ the Irish Club this week, when he released from the University presses or of the Ave Maria; May 24, Rev­ talked about Australia where he spent and is ready for distribution to pres­ erend Thomas A. Lahey, C.S.C, asso­ a number of years in missionary ent and prospective students. More ciate editor of the Ave Maria. work. than 12,000 copies of this 409 page book have been printed. "Australia," according to Father Last Wednesday night. May 3, Tiernan, "is a land of opposites." The Reverend Thomas P. Irving, C.S.C, The Calendar on page three of the large cities on the coast are little dif­ assistant superior general of Holy Bulletin announces that the next ferent from American cities of the Cross, gave the sermon. Last Sun­ schoolyear will open with registra­ same size, but the inland bush region day, April 30, the opening sermons tion on September 12-13, and the is quite primitive. The country, in for May Devotions were given by formal opening will be on Sunday, the opinion of the speaker, will never Reverend Patrick J. Carroll, C.S.C, Sept. 17. The map of the Notre be able to support a large population, and Rev. John J. Reynolds, C.S.C Dame campus pasted in the front of because of the limited area available the book shows the changes being for cultivation. made on the grounds. Argue Question of Beer People Lazy Ads in College Newspapers Revising Cut System The following pages of the catalog The people are of an indolent na­ give a history and statistical report ture, because of the ease with which Huntington, W. Va. — Whether the on Notre Dame's enrollment since they have been accustomed to earning college papers which are members of 1905. Requirements for admission to a living. For a long time, it has been the West Virginia Intercollegiate the various colleges of the University the El Dorado of those who seek Press Association shall accept and and a general information section re­ great wealth with little effort. All publish beer advertising is to be garding fees and expenses can be forms of gambling and speculation threshed out this week at the meeting found on the subsequent pages. are popular; even the parochial of that organization at Concord State Under the department devoted to schools are maintained largely by College at Athens, W. Va. proceeds from horse races sponsored Academic Regulations, is a notice re­ by the government. Charles McGhee, former editor of garding the permission for class ab­ the Marshall College Parthenon here, sences. It reads: "The regulations in The aborigines, or native Australi­ and president of the press association, regard to absences of students from ans, are rapidly dying out. At pres­ is prepared to introduce a motion at classes are at present being revised. ent, they do not exceed two hundred the convention calling for the accept­ The new regulations will be pub­ thousand in number. Although black, ance of advertising by college papers lished in the Undergraduate Manual, they are more closely related to the from brewers and retailers of the a copy of which is given to every whites than to any other ethnological legal brew. student at the opening of the school- group. year." At present, a student is al­ Commenting on the refusal of some lowed twice, plus one, times the num­ Relations With U. S. college papers to accept such adver­ ber of semester hours in each class. Father Tiernan stressed the fact tising, McGhee said: "I do not think that Australia's interests are more the stand taken by college papers on A. B. Section closely bound up with those of the the beer question is at all worthy of Next in order comes the announce­ United States than with any other na­ a group that has existed on a liberal ments of the College of Arts and tion. He ventured the hope that an basis heretofore." Letters. A noticeable change in this ecnomic alliance between the two college is in the Department of Eng­ countries may eventually be effected. lish where many previous semester Their allegiance to England, he said, Cununins To Speak courses have been expanded and is almost entirely nominal, and the John Cummins, Walsh Hall, will made into full year courses. Under economic ties between them are neg­ give a talk on the Life of Pope Pius the Arts College are the Department' ligible. XI to a parish club of St. Bavo's of Art, Music, Speech, and Journal­ Parish, Mishawaka. The date set for ism. The curricula leading to the the talk is Monday, May 8. degrees of Bachelor of Fine Arts, In event of war women should be Bachelor of Music, Master of Music, drafted for service on an equal basis as well as Bachelor of Arts with cer­ with men. It seems to me that unless I made some money back in 1924- tificates in Music, Speech, and Jour­ you ladies are willing to bear arms 25 and it knocked me out for two nalism, are given in detail. for your country in war you should years. I have a whole new picture of not adopt resolutions favoring in­ life when I have some money, and it The College of Science curriculmn creased armies and navies—Amelia isn't a change that is good for me.— is given on the next 28 pages. There Earhart, to the D. A. R. congress. Sherwood Anderson. (Continued on Pajre It) Fourteen The Scholastic Politics Students Enjoy UNIVERSin "MILLEnN" RELEASED THIS WEEK Eventful Trip to Capital (Continued from Page 13) By Thomas Proctor are six Departments in the Science School, that of Biology, Chemistry, If anyone had prophesied the count­ Memorial, the Capitol, and across to Physics, Astronomy, Mathematics, less scenes, sights, and inspiring in­ Virginia. Next we visited the Pan- and Pharmacy. cidents that awaited us the four days American Building, the White House, Five phases of Engineering are de­ following that bright Sunday after­ and the old and new Smithsonian In­ scribed fully under the College of En­ noon of April 23rd, we would have stitutes. Two weeks wouldn't have gineering. The degree of Bachelor of accused him of possessing a rampant been sui!icient for an exploration in Science in Civil Engineering is of­ imagination. Yes, life seemed mighty these museums; we barely glanced fered to all students fulfilling the re­ good to us, thirty Politics students, over Wright's aeroplane, Lindbergh's quirements of the Department of and Professor Paul C. Bartholomew, plane, the first autogyro, thousands of Civil Engineering, the degree of "boss" of the tour; but we never guns, swords, uniforms, antiques, Bachelor of Science in Mechanical dreamed what was in store. relics, the first automobile, replicas of Engineering is . offered to students every type of man, prehistoric ani­ After leaving South Bend we ob­ fulfilling the requirements of the De­ mals, (Miller and Cronan liked the partment of Mechanical Engineering. served nothing of interest through Pterodactyl), and a host of other Indiana, Ohio, or West Virginia, but The degrees of Bachelor of Science in things. Smithson wasn't even an Electrical Engineering, Mining En­ Pennsylvania gave us something to American. get enthusiastic about: famous Horse­ gineering and Chemical Engineering shoe Curve, at the crest of the Al­ Impressed By Mt. Vernon are offered by the respective depart­ leghany Mountains near Altoona. The ments. After luncheon we set out for Mt. group particularly enjoyed this spec­ Vernon. Down 16th Street . . . Em­ Other Colleges Follow tacle between mouthfuls of roast beef, bassies and Legations . . . Henderson courtesy of the dining-car. Then . . . Degrees of Bachelor of Science in Castle . . . former home of Charles darkness . . . improvised beds (take Metallurgy and Bachelor of Science Dawes . . . Rock Creek . . . the Zoo­ your foot out of my face) . • . Mal- in Architectural Engineering are of­ logical Gardens (360 species) . . . lett annoying us with his knickers fered by the Departments of Metal­ Chevy-Chase . . . historic George­ and songs. lurgy and Architecture respectively. town and Charles Carroll's home '. . • The Department of Mechanical Visit Annapolis across Francis Scott Key Memorial Drawing, headed by Mr. Francis X. Bridge to Ft. Myer, Virginia .... Ackermann, offers training in projec­ "Arrive Baltimore, Maryland—1:13 Arlington Cemetery. We entered the tion and topographical drawing. p. m., our tour-sheet said. Baltimore Cemetery behind a funeral cortege; The Colleges of Commerce and is quaint but historical. First the visited the ancestral home of Robert Law complete the catalog. In the bus took us to the home of the pres­ E. Lee and the Shrine of- the Un­ College of Commerce, courses are of­ ent Archbishop Curley, . where we known Soldier. On the stone of this fered that lead to the Degrees of paused to honor the remains of Car­ monument are these words, "Here Bachelor of Philosophy in Commerce dinal Gibbon, and Bishops Spaulding rests in honored glory an American and Bachelor of Commercial Science. and Carroll. We prayed in the beau­ soldier—^known but to God." We were The College of Law confers the de­ tiful Cathedral of the Assumption of reminded of the verses, "And so sep­ gree of Bachelor of Laws and the the Blessed Virgin. From there . . . ulchred in such pomp dost lie. That degree of Juris Doctor. Merchant's Shot Tower . . . General Kings for such a tomb would wish to The remainder of the Bulletin is Butler's Hill . . . white steps ... Ft. die." McHenry, where Francis Scott Key devoted to graduate studies, details of wrote the national anthem in 1814. Mount Vernon, home of Washing­ the summer session, the degrees con­ ferred last year, and the register of At the Naval Academy, Annapolis, ton, impressed us deeply. The spirit of Washington has been preserved in students for the scholastic year, we watched Uncle Sam's defenders in 1932-33. the making. The gobs wondered if that peaceful retreat. It seemed to we had come to scout their football us that the sun must always shine on team. "Rip" Miller wasn't around, but Mt. Vernon — that skies are always French Club In Session blue there — that the Potomac slows Christy Flannigan and Johnny O'Brien Salvatore Ferrari was toastmaster were there, carrying on for Notre its muddy current in reverence as it passes that sanctuary on the bluff. of the program presented at a meet­ Dame. All aboard for Washington! ing of the French Club held Last In the Capitol City at last, after a Wednesday we were taken to visit week in Washington Hall. Joseph healthy slumber, we headed for the Catholic University of America. A MacDonald, a member of the club, Bureau of Printing and Engraving. royal welcome was afforded us there opened the meeting with a talk on Tour-conductor Hall got us in at by Dr. Wright, head of the Politics sports in France. once, but we hated to come out. How Department. He conducted us about Reverend C. L. Doremus, C.S.C, of there can be so much money in one the campus and to the Shrine of the the French Department, delivered the place is a mystery. They wouldn't Immaculate Conception. We left re­ principal address of the evening. give us souvenirs. From the top of gretfully and proceeded to the Fran­ Father Doremus discussed the Ro­ that slender shaft known as "Wash­ ciscan Monastery. In the catacombs mantic writers of French history. He ington's Monument," 800 feet high, of this monastery are replicas of the briefly reviewed and praised Henry we CO aid see all of the city, Lincoln's (Continued on Page 15) Bordeaux's book, "La Peur De Vivre." May 5, 1933 Fifteen POLITICS STUDENTS Kentuckian Tells of Col. HONE ntON CAPITAL (Continued from Page 14) Bradley's Derby Hopes By Mattingly Spalding Ascension, of the Birth of Christ, and of other events of great religious "Oh, there's Colonel E. H. Bradley The Colonel seldom disappoints his significance. in his box!" said a flimsy sweet young Kentuckians and that is why his Back to Washington. In the Sen­ thing, decorated in fashion. "He o%\-ns following is legion. He is their ate, Reed of Pennsylvania was orat­ Burgoo King and Brother Joe. . . I pride and joy and his name has be­ ing against dictatorship and inflation. wonder if it is he?" come almost a tradition. His gen­ There were Carter Glass, William "I don't care, I want to see the erosity is felt after every great vic­ Gibbs McAdoo, Joseph Robinson, and tory. All of those in his employ from others. In the House, Speaker Rainey Derby," from her escort, equally spring-looking in his decorations. manager and trainer to lowly colored was presiding over the hustle and stable boys receive special presents, bustle of important business, eager* The bugle call! Everybody's on and anyone about the farm who can members, and stirring times. The Su­ edge, straining, tingling, excited— in any possible way maneuver and preme Court had adjourned, but we "They're coming on the track!" jumble the letters of his name so that visited the chamber. The parade. The balking at the they are headed by a B (the names Meet Mrs. Roosevelt barrier. Then— of all the Bradley horses begin with "THEY'RE OFF!" The uncon­ B, except some three or four not The real treat of the perfect tour scious roar of thousands. bred at Idle Hour), will eventually came when we went back to the enjoy a namesake among the racing White House. Representative Pet- "Can you see—Burgoo King's run­ ning third!" string. And any reflections on Black tengill, his secretary, John Chester, Mosie's or Brother Rank's four- "There they go around the turn!" Senator Van Nuys, of Indiana, and legged god-child will be challenged we suspect Postmaster-General James "Look! Look! Come on—come on!" by "Put up or shut up!" even if it A. Farley, had arranged for us to takes that bottom dollar. meet Mrs. Roosevelt. We broke prec­ Why Kentuckians Like Bradley edent by driving up to the very steps And now they're entering the The Liberal Colonel of the Mansion, and entered the blue stretch. The Colonel's liberality is one of room. Mrs. Roosevelt spoke to us. "Here they come—Burgoo King's the marks of his fine character. He She was charming. The President's in front—he is—he is—^he is! Oh, has given many of his racers to the wife is taking the responsibility for hold me up, so I won't miss it— United States cavalry, recent ones all social engagements, while Mr. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! He WON!!!" being Buckeye Poet and Battering Roosevelt manages the nation's af­ Ram, the former a starter in the fairs. Lights burn in the presidential Can Colonel Bradley pull another 1930 Derby. I knew four roommates offices nearly all night. thoroughbred streak out of his oat at a boarding prep-school who wrote bag this year? Well, maybe. He has For Only $32.75 a letter of good \\-ishes to Mr. Brad­ a beautiful, powerful, and promising ley just before the 1926 Derby: We ignored another tradition and colt in Broker's Tip.—And don't be ate in the private dining-room of the "Here's to Bubbling Over, Bagen- surprised if the good ole Cunnel baggage, and Boot to Boot. May they Senate. Washington apparently likes pauses over his mint julep to turn Notre Dame. run first, second and if possible, magician for a couple of minutes on third. They say that we ignored tradition, May 6 at Churchill Downs. that we broke precedent, but we saw (Signed) Washington as it has never been seen Why do Kentuckians favor Col­ The Domicile before—for $32.75. onel Edward Riley Bradley? I once P. S. We smoke Camels." heard a sportsman tell, and 1 know it's true, that there is no Derby so Boot to Boot was a doubtful start­ Cracow Club Holds spectacular as one won by a Ken­ er when the letter was written, and Smoker In Walsh Hall tucky owned horse. Kentuckians are he was later withdraA.\-n. What the sentimental folks, the most loyal peo­ other two did is now history. And a In observance of the 142nd anni­ ple on earth. They are Kentuckians letter the following week to the Dom­ versary of the adoption of the Polish first, and then Southerners, or cit­ icile: "Buy yourself some Camels," Constitution, the newly formed Crac­ izens of the United States. Frosty bearing a |20 bill, is also history to ow club of the University held a headed old ladies, stooped old gentle­ four young men. smoker this week in Walsh Hall. men cry over such a victory; prim Charles Dewey, Jr., son of the for­ ladies, proper-looking gents raze Rochester Club Will mer financial adviser to Poland, their throats with wide flung cheers; Hold Session Tuesday- showed a set of movies taken during fair debutantes forget their dig­ his stay in that country. nity and poise, disheveled and Peter J. Connelly, president of the Speakers for the evening included screaming; bedraggled non-de-scripts Rochester Club, has announced that Fathers Lisewski and Gierut, Frank howl. And they will all tell you that the election of officers in the club for Czyzewski of the South Bend Tribune only on soil where the bluegrass the coming school year will be held and Professor Charles Phillips- of the grows and blows can the thorough­ next Tuesday evening. May 9 in the English Department of the Univer­ breds run, and only there can you Law Building at 7:45. All members sity. find THE DERBY. of the club are asked to be present. Siccteen The Scholastic No Unanimity on Causes NEWSPATER AT BROWN U. STARTS PEACE CAMPAIGN Of The Business Cycles 'Daily Herald' Begins Petition By Walter Johnson Against Arm-Bearing. The primary tenets of economists, They explain the eternal "why," by and they are many, supporting a saying that in the beginning of pros­ Providence, R. I.—^In an effort to "money" theory of the business cycle perity some of the money received by help unite the students of the coun­ is that for a healthy, normal, level producers goes to other producers for try against war and militaristic prop­ period of industry and industrial pro­ capital goods; moreover, money is aganda, the Brown Daily Herald, un­ duction, there must be an even flow spent for governmental projects. dergraduate newspaper at Brown Uni­ of money from producer to consumer, Since these latter products are not versity, has inaugurated a nation­ and from consumer to producer. That for consumption, the consumer at first wide peace movement in which it is is, the manufacturer must return to has purchasing power in excess of seeking the aid of 14.5 colleges and the public, in wages, dividends, in­ supply of consumption goods, and universities. terest, and rent, just as much as he prices rise. But immediately produc­ A petition has been sent to these receives in return for his product; tion of consumption goods is in­ colleges and universities, with the and conversely, the consumer must creased, and that slack is soon taken hope that students will sign it and purchase to the full extent of his in­ up. forward it to Washington. The peti­ come. Let's see what some of the The modern business can't in the tion reads: particular men have to say. long run, pay out in wages, salaries, Resolution and consumers" incomes, all that it re­ The May Theory ceives, because it must provide for "To the President and Congress of the United States: E. E. May, a German econom-ist expansion, that is, "to plough part limits himself to a consideration of of the profits into the business." Whereas: We believe that it is to wages, assuming that they constitute Moreover, even consumers fail to do the best interests of the United States the largest part of the income stream; their part and spend their whole in­ and other nations that peace be main­ his second assumption is that wages come, for savings are necessary, under tained, and increase less rapidly than the aggre­ the present system. Thus an equi­ Whereas: We believe that war is gate of goods. This excess continu­ librium between consumption and pro­ futile and destructive and should be ing for a period of several years pro­ duction seems to be impossible. abandoned as an instrument of inter­ national action, and duces a situation where available pur­ The Martin Outlook chasing is definitely unable to take Whereas: We believe that peace off the market the supply of produced Finally, P. W. Martin, of the Inter­ can be maintained by open opposition goods. Overproduction is realized (or national Labor Office in Switzerland, to the selfish interests that promote is it under consumption?), and de­ summarizes his theory as follows:- w^ar, and pression follows. May's study indi­ "So long as the community's buying Whereas: We believe that the in­ cates, at least, that some of the other power is used exclusively to pay for creasing militarism and nationalism factors are exploiting labor—and that goods if equilibrium between the flow in the United States must be opposed someone is getting too much of the from time to time industry must in­ by united action, and money paid for produced goods. crease its liquid capital. This means Whereas: We believe that war is that part of the community's buying justified only in case of invasion of Professor Emil Lederer, of Heidel­ power, which is needed to pay for the mainland of the United States by berg, after a study of the cycle, in­ goods if equilibrium between the flow a hostile power, and troduced the idea that prices run all of buying power and the flow of Whereas: We believe that the around incomes—^that during depres­ prices is to be maintained, goes in­ united refusal of the youth of Amer­ sion they drop more rapidly than stead to induce the production of ica to bear arms, except in case of wages, salaries, and incomes of prop­ more goods for sale. As a conse­ invasion, will do much to prevent erty owners; and during prosperity, quence, goods are produced for which war, they increase more rapidly than do no buying power exists." those incomes. Thus the cycle offers We, the undersigned students of a chance of reversion to equilibrium All of these theories explain to a — University pledge our­ periodically. But he doesn't explain certain extent the business cycle— selves not to bear arms, except in why. they tell why, and not what. And case of invasion of the mainland of from them we can work out, possibly, the United States, and to work active­ Problem Of Adjustments some plan for solution or elimination. ly on the organization of the world on a peace basis." Catchings, Foster and Hastings, Leaders in the movement point out basing their theories on the tenet that Professor Charles B. Lipman, who that since most of the officers of the disbursements must equal income for recently discovered that. meteorites army are furnished in time of war by both producer and consumer say that contain living bacteria of possible ex­ college students, a united agreement this essential is disregarded in actual traterrestrial origin, does not believe on their part not to go to war would practice—^and that apparent overpro­ this discovery proves the theory that help a great deal in making the coun­ duction is only a monetary phenome­ life may have been brought to earth try's political leaders hesitate in plac­ non, and can be prevented by mone­ by transportation of living matter ing the country in the position of tary adjustments. from some other planet. having to declare war. May 5. 1933 Seventeen mmm NAY ASSIST Old Boys May Not Know PRIVATE INSTITDTIONS Their Alma Mater in June Governor Would Help Schools By J. D. Porterfield Not State Supported. At Commencement time, it is the at his shrine before the first class. Oklahoma City, Okla.—William H. custom for the old boys to return to Accountants moved to the Commerce Murray, Governor of Oklahoma, re­ the campus of their Alma Mater if Building and walked carefully to cently announced a comprehensive possible. A worthy tradition it is, and avoid slipping on the new corridors. plan for the co-ordination of state in­ long observed. But what must be (I dunno; they're leather or rubber or stitutions of higher learning. He em­ the thoughts of the old boys as they something.) phasized the debt which tax-supported v.'under slowly down the road from Across the road lawyers were al­ educational institutions of the state the new cab stand? There are many ready deciphering inscriptions over owe to the independent colleges, and old familiar features. But where are the doors of their new building. proposed a Greater University of as many more? Freshmen wandered into the library Oklahoma Foundation to "solicit and Time marches on, and the old gives and thought 'what a place to throw receive gifts and bequests for a fund way to the new. The pyramids are a dance.' Lawyers strode in and mur­ to be used by both the state and the crumbling and the tombs of kings are mured 'peace at last.' independent institutions." forgotten. But we digress—Philoso­ Engineers had their own troubles, phy class meets Tuesday morning at finding rooms in the new and some­ If Private Schools Fail ten. And meanwhile new improve­ what disconcerting Engineering Building. The old Engineering Labs The Governor stressed the point ments are springing up while we tem­ were torn down to make room for the that "perhaps as high as 75% of the porize. new dorms. Alumni and Dillon, men and women who today are the The Progress Of Badin largest dorms in the world, they tell backbone of state-supported higher me, went up, and Lyons and Morris- education, received all, or the greater Let us recollect the changes that sey and Howard yielded the crown. part, of their training in these inde­ occurred here just in the last two The Off-Campus office moved into pendent institutions. These represent years. There are many of them. Re­ Alumni, and the Employment Office a contribution of ability and brains at member the draining of the famous left the vicinity of the dining halls no expense to the State. Badin chain-o'-lakes and the grading of the new la^vn ? They tore down the and faced the postoffice, whence the "Yet, if the State allows these in­ steps of Badin Hall too, and gave OfT-Campus office had just moved. dependent colleges to go to the wall, Badin the fii'st balcony on the cam­ Bill .Moves it is plain that the burden of the tax­ pus. payer must needs be increased. He Bill's barber shop went west and What the well-dressed man will will have to take care of thousands of Badin once more became the new wear on Wednesday afternoon was students who now cost him nothing." home. Last year's Collier's now re­ learned in the old campus shop of side in a refined atmosphere of green In selecting the Most Reverend Max Adler, then situated right be­ paint and hair trimmings. At the Francis G. Kelley, Bishop of Okla­ side the candy store next to Wash­ same time the telegraph office moved homa City and Tulsa, as one of his ington Hall. Later Livingston became to the old campus shop hangout, and co-ordination committee. Governor the campus fashion leader, but with with that Washington Hall ups and Murray paid tribute to the contribu­ the passing years left the old loca­ had the- old steps torn down and a tion which religious institutions have tion for the new shop in Badin Hall, new interior set erected, supposedly made to the cause of education in the where sophomoi-es may gaze longing­ so the second-nighters would not have state. ly at the svelte tu.x in the window. to wait in the rain on Saturday night. Well, they think it's swell. The Religious Side Of It Filling Badin ground floor, the "Another advantage," Jie stated, And The Off-Cam pus Office laundry ser\nce moved into the north "would lie in giving the independent The bookstore went Badin too, and wing, and no more did freshmen get colleges that are under religious con­ the forsaken quarters in the Main lost among the transepts and apses trol additional freedom to enforce Building- were occupied by the "Lost of the church. their own tested ideas of discipline. and Found." (Brother, the Monogram The animal building beside the Phy­ Far from discouraging them for giv­ Men sent me over to see if anybody sical Education Building was torn ing their students moral training and had found the key to the curtain. do^vn, and still more forgetful of old instruction, I would encourage them "High Jinks" goes on tonight.) traditions Freshman Hall was razed. in both; always keeping in mind the The palace was no more and the old Southward went the campus, and boys wept. rights of the personal conscience. As the Gold Coast once more shifted. a matter of fact, too little attention They moved the old observatory (Re­ Old Power House Tumbles is now paid to character-forming in­ member, Napoleon's gift?) over by The power house gave way to a fluence in State education." Cartier Field and put up a new Com­ new one, and many a lab was cut merce Building in front of Chemistry while the old smokestack fell accord­ . To man propose this test: Thy Hall. The Main Building no more ing to scientific methods and bellowed body at its best, how far can it pro­ saw Brother Cyprian hurrying down directions from the cameramen. ject thy soul on its lone way?— at 7:30 to fill the inkwells in the Ac­ The Editorial offices of the Dome Browning. counting. Room and put fresh flowers (Continued on Pa-ie 30) Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

A NEW DRAFT grades are "barren of personality." "It is the A radio is used to relieve the tension of band of *C' students who move the world," one work in the drafting room at the University of declared. Another said "A" students are freaks. Illinois.

PATER? THESE ARE THE DAYS— Men at the University of Utah insist that These are the days when the delightful the best girls are taken before they reach col­ pleasure of daydreaming commences. These lege, and that the coed is uninteresting, unintel­ are the wonderful days when serious minded ligent, and expects nothing but patter. students pouring over their books, suddenly be­ come aware that their minds are on the tennis courts where they are slamming over aces much WHO'S WHO? to the chagrin of their opponents. Students at Northwestern University must To the students of a less serious mind, these hand in their photographs with their notebooks are the days when type in their text book is a so that the profs will know who's who as he mere blur of black horizontal lines. They think grades them. of possible trips to other scenes, of tugging fish lines, of swimming pleasures, of easy chairs under shady trees where they can sleep, sleep, HOLY SMOKE! sleep. Breathing is prolonged and all conversa­ Because the school is largely supported by tion develops into languid grunts. earnings from the tobacco crops, North Caro­ lina students are allowed to smoke in classes, To the dreamy minded students, these are even in exams. the days of soft and wonderful dawns when T the sun slowly and gloriously arises, being accompanied in its majestic orientation by the A NEW FIVE YEAR PLAN! songs of the many birds. These days begin the A University of Texas undergraduate will many when it is difficult to hurry along. Sun­ trade five years of his post-graduate life for sets become more and more beautiful; their $3,000, another new way of financing a college former orange glow becomes a deeper and education. deeper crimson. Calm and hazy are the eve­ T ning dusks. LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE Anything with a touch of romance to it Georgetown University has adopted a new becomes exceedingly distracting. The airplane system of cuts, leaving the matter to the con­ flying overhead, the locomotive whistling, the science of the individual. river packet hooting, all seem too much to be able to endure for the remaining five or six T weeks. PERSONALITY BARONS Thoughts of semester finals cause the flesh According to several professors at Wash­ to roughen on the spine. Yes, these really are ington University students who aim for "A" the days.—Xavier University Neivs. May 5, 1933 Nineteen EDITORIALS

BROWN'S PACIFISM tre Dame's graduates. A student of economics, a protagonist in the field of social justice, and an A country-wide movement against the bearing eloquent forensic artist, he will be welcomed to of arms for any reason other than home invasion has been recently undertaken by the student Notre Dame. newspaper at Browoi University. The appeal is With the accompanying news that Alfred E. being directed chiefly to the students of 145 uni­ Smith, Margaret Anglin and several other cele­ versities in the United States. They are asked brated Laetare Medallists vnW .be present at the to sign a resolution stating emphatically that they reunion to be held at commencement time for all will refuse to carry a gun except in the event of living winners of the annual award, Notre Dame the above mentioned attack by a hostile power. is expectant as host to the country's distinguished. The whole affair raises some nice question: Can one be an American citizen and flatly refuse to bear arms if his country calls on him? Will ST. VINCENT DE PAUL the movement itself be effective? Supposing every If you have any magazines, books or clothes collegian in America signs the resolution: Will that are no longer in use, the St. Vincent De Paul that in itself get at the basic cause of war? Have Society of Notre Dame will gladly pick them up the proponents of the drive realized that many at your room. The group, newly organized by the people who will not sign the petition are as equal­ Reverend John Kelley, C.S.C., is meeting regu­ ly surfeited with militarism and know perfectly larly, planning drives to aid South Bend indigent, well the futility of slaughtering a million men to and all in all is doing a really exemplary bit of make the world safe from war? work. The members are grateful for the help re­ It might prove interesting if the student body ceived to date from the student body and ^vill ap­ would take a stand on the matter. THE SCHOLAS­ preciate further cooperation. TIC offers its 'Voice' as a battle ground. A January copy of Commonweal, or a deter­ iorated text book might be the salvation of some sick person's spirits. Give anything you possibly can. COMMENCEMENT GUESTS

The announcement in THE SCHOLASTIC today that Governor Paul McNutt of Indiana will be Commencement Speaker, and that the Reverend GOLF MANNERS Charles Coughlin will deliver the baccalaureate The University golf course, we are told, repre­ sermon calls for little comment. Anybody who sents an investm.ent of over $54,000. Improve­ attended the football testimonial banquet on the ments are being made daily. Though the course campus this year knows perfectly well the ora­ is in its best condition at present it.is improbable torical ability of the state's chief executive. He that it wil remain that way if some of the current is, besides being an able speaker, a man of broad abuses continue. experience. He was at one time dean of the School of Law at the University of Indiana and Bags are dropped on the greens, divots are is a past commander of the American Legion. not replaced, and many a short cut is made through a trap. Ignorance of golf etiquette? Yes, Father Coughlin, famed for his radio sermons, but such people should be put behind Freshman will give a practical, pertinent, timely talk to No­ hall. Tiventy The Scholastic

Three Meets Here Tomorrow N.D. TRACK TEAM PLACES Track, Golf, and Tennis Varsities TWICE IN DRAKE RELAYS To Face Michigan State Squads 4-Mile Team Loses in Stretch; NEXT WEEK'S SPORTS V. Murphy Ties for Second. Irish Golfers Favored In First CALENDAR Home Meet; Spartans Look (All times given are C. S. T.) One second place and a four-way Best in Other Events. tie for another were the only points Saturday: Track—Michigan State registered by the Notre Dame track Bj' James S. Kearns on Cartier Field, 2:00 p. m. squad in the Drake Relays held at Varsity athletic activity returns to Golf—Michigan State on Wil­ Des Moines last Friday and Satur­ the campus in grand style tomorrow liam J. Burke course, 10 a. m. day. when a caravan of athletes from Tennis—Michigan State on Uni­ With Indiana definitely outclassed Michigan State college appears here versity courts, 1:30 p. m. in the four-mile relay and Eddie against three Irish varsities. The Baseball—Northwestern at Ev- King holding a 25-yard advantage Spartans will furnish opposition for anston. with about 30 yards remaining, things looked like they were all Notre the local sports element in tennis, Tuesday: Golf—Northwestern at golf and track. Dame. Then out of nowhere came Evanston. Outstanding in the three-way Pilbrow of Grinnell, who passed Ed­ carnival will be the first outdoor ap­ Wednesday: Baseball — Iowa on die and led him to the tape by five pearance of Coach John Nicholson's Cartier field, 3:00 p. m. yards. It was a thrilling race all the track squad on their home cinder Thursday: Baseball — Iowa on way and the fact that the local quar­ circle. The invading Spartans are Cartier field, 3:00 p. m. tet let a commanding lead slip out of strong favorites to cop the dual meet, its hands in the last 30 yards doesn't help things any. When Clyde Rob­ principally on the basis of their stand of the year when Captain erts took the baton from the first showing in the recent indoor season. Johnny Montedonico leads his bril­ Irish runner, he was five yards be­ liant golf team in pursuit of its third State Has Many Stars hind the leader. straight factory. Such sterling performers as Ted The top-heavy trimnph scored at Young Builds Up Lead Bath and Ken Liberty, hurdlers, Otto Purdue last Saturday, and the qual­ Pongrace, middle distance man, and ity of the play that made it possible, Joe Young took his place on the Tom Ottey, mile and two-mile runner, are eloquent reminders that Notre track and grabbed the baton from will lead the State squad in its at­ again has a golf squad that can meet Clyde just before the other men tempt to duplicate its feat of last the best in collegiate circles without passed the stick on to their team­ mates. Speedy little Joe stretched spring when they nosed out the Irish asking handicaps. 64 2-3 to 641-3 in a meet at East out and when his bit of running was Lansing. To Use Same Lineup over the Irish were enjoying a 25- Against that array of talent Coach It is probable that the same five yard lead which they held until Pil­ Nicholson w'ill pit his most mediocre men who waded through Loyola and brow put on his act. squad of recent years. The team is Purdue on the last two Saturdays "Vince" Murphy was the only other not without valuable performers, with the loss of but five and one-half Notre Dame man to place. "Murph" however, and the Irish may be points out of 36 will face Michigan tied with four other men for second counted on to be in the running for State. place in the high jump. The Irish most of the meet. Barring the possibility of an un­ ace injured his leg as he cleared 6 Clyde Roberts, Joe Young, Jake expected shift in the line-up, Vince feet, 2 inches. Coach Nicholson Bowers, Vince and Fran Murphy, Fehlig, Johnny Banks, Billy Cole, thought it best that the big Irish lad Jim Fagan, and Chuck Finkel should Captain Montedonico, and Bill Veene- call it a day unless the injured stem be well up near the top of the list man wall compose the squad for to­ become seriously affected. of point-makers when the last event morrow's match. Only four men will is completed. be used as the match will consist of Willie Ward, winner of the event, On the William J. Burke Univer­ but one 18-hole round. At the request might consider himself fortunate that sity golf course, another Notre Dame of Michigan State, the local golf Vince was injured because Murphy team will be making its first home (Continued on Page 21) (Continued on Page 30) May 3, 1933 Tiventij-one MICHIGAN STATE WHIPS Golfers Swamp Purdue IRISH TENNIS TEAH 8-1 15-3 With Brilliant Play Chreist-Kelly Doubles Team Scores Lone N. D. Win. PACE SETTER 75 IS HIGHEST SCORE By Edward Van Huisseling Boasting a shutout over Valpa­ Fehlig Scores 143 for 36-Hole raiso in their first attempt this year, Honors; Irish Sweep First the Notre Dame tennis squad jour­ Five Matches of Day. neyed to East Lansing last Saturday and was handed a thorough beating Vince Fehlig, number one man on by Michigan State, 8 to 1. the Notre Dame golf team, picked The consistent combination of Cap­ last Saturday, with Purdue as the op­ tain Louis Chreist and Dick Kelly ponent and the Golf Club of La­ saved the squad from a complete fayette, Indiana, as the course, to slaughter with their brilliant victory. play his best golf of the year. Teamed For any who might be interested, it with Bill Veeneman in the foursomes, might be stated that this was the Fehlig went out in par 35, came in in sixth triumph in seven starts for this the same score for a brilliant par pair. Their only defeat came last card of 70. Notre Dame won the spring at the hands of a Chicago match 15-3. doubles combination. Weitz and Link This match, which was supposed to were the victims Saturday, 6-8, 3-6, have been one of the hardest that 6-3. Notre Dame would face all year, Irish Win But Four Sets turned out .to be a disappointment as So completely were the State men far as the keen competition that Pur­ masters that they allowed the Irish due had promised went. Purdue, one netters to win only four sets. Be­ of the two teams to defeat Notre side the two taken by Chreist and Dame last year, was never in the Kelly in the doubles. Jack O'Hanlon running Saturday. ViNCE FEHLIG and Kelly forced their singles oppon­ Bill Cole Beaten ents to play three sets before win­ -35 All of the Notre Dame men were in ning. O'Hanlon bowed to Loose in In:. .i3.'f 45i 533—35—70 fine fettle. Bill Cole was the only three sets only after a brilliant fight, Notre Dame man to lose his match, 6-3, 4-6, 6-3. Dick Kelly's play in his dropping three points in his after­ singles match was steady although he THREE EVENTS TOMORROW noon singles. In the foursomes, too suffered defeat. (Continued from Page 20) however. Cole played brilliantly, go­ It was the third consecutive victory ing out in 37 and coming in in 36 over the Irish by Michigan State, the authorities have agreed to have both for a card of 73. lads from East Lansing having tri­ the singles and doubles matches- de­ umphed twice last year. cided in a single round. The players The Notre Dame team had no diffi­ The summaries: will be sent out in foursomes with culty in collecting the six points Singles singles match play and best-ball available in the morning best-ball AVeitz (MS) defeated Lukats (ND) doubles scores being kept at the same doubles matches. Fehlig, teamed with —6-0, 6-3. time. Bill Veeneman, measured Reitemier Norris (M S) defeated Chreist The final event of the Notre Dame- and Hobbs easily, while Johnny Banks (ND)—6-0, 6-4. State carnival day will be the tennis and Cole handled Russeau and Skin­ ner in about the same manner. Loose (MS) defeated O'Hanlon engagement on the campus courts. (ND)—6-3, 4-6, 6-3. Last week at East Lansing the Spart­ In the singles matches Notre Dame Link (MS) defeated Kelly (ND) — an racquet crew stroked their way to swept through the first three to be 6-4, 4-6, 6-2. a decisive 8-1 triumph, losing only completed. Fehlig took the first nine Goodwin (MS) defeated Staley four sets while they won 17. 3 and 2, the second nine one up, and ' (ND)—6-0, 6-2. Playing on their own courts, the the eighteen 3 and 2 as he upset Nordwall (MS) defeated Weldon Irish are expected to render a better Reitemier. Banks, four strokes under (ND)—6-3, 7-5. account of themselves against the his opponent in medal score, was at Doubles powerful, well-trained visitors. Some least that far ahead in match play, Norris and Goodwin (MS) defeat­ change in the Notre Dame lineup winning the nine 2 and 1, the second ed Lukats and O'Hanlon (ND)—7-5, may be-made from that which played nine 2 and 1, and the eighteen 4 and 6-0. - last Saturday. 3, to gamer all the points. ^Chreist"and Kelly (ND) defeated However, it is quite certain that Captain Johnny Montedonico, play­ Weitz and Link (MS)—6-3, 3-6, 6-3. Captain Louis Chreist, Jack O'Han­ ing only in the singles, turned in a Loose and Stonebreaker (MS) de­ lon, Nick Lukats, and Dick Kelly will 75, four strokes under Neuman of feated Staley and Weldon (ND) — play the first four positions for the Purdue. In sweeping the scoring the 7-5, 6-0. Irish. (Continued on Pajre 30> Twenty-Uco The Scholastic Freshman Gridders Beat MICHIGAN STA1I NINE Varsity 6-0 On Long Run DEFEATS IRISH 5 TO 3 Jim Leonard Loses Pitching Duel to Pemberton. ELSER GOES 95 YARDS downs on runs by Pilney, Elser, Lay- den, and a pass from Elser to Peters. By John D. Carbine Giant Yearling Back Returns But the varsity started to appease their injured dignity and hurled the "Pem" Pemberton, Michigan State's Opening KickofF For Only Freshmen back for a fifteen yard loss star hurler, held Notre Dame's base­ Touchdown of Game. as the quarter ended. ball team to six hits and three runs The Frosh kept up their peppery in a game played at East Lansing By Howard Waldron attack in the next quarter and, after last Wednesday. As a direct result With Varsity men playing like in­ Layden had picked up four yards by of Pemberton's activities on the experienced freshmen, and with fresh­ running to the wrong side, Elser mound, the Irish dropped their fourth men playing like seasoned veterans, plunged over center for another first game of the intercollegiate season to the Freshman team avenged a defeat, down. The varsity got the ball but Michigan State by the score of 5 to incurred at the hands of the varsity not for long. Fred Solari, green cen­ 3. last fall, on Thursday when they ter, intercepted a pass from Johnny Once again George Keogan shook rang down the curtain on Spring Young intended for Hughie Devore, up his lineup in an attempt to find Practice with a surprise victory, 6-0. and the Freshmen began again. a winning combination. Frank Pal- From the opening whistle, when The Green second team was in­ misani was still at third base and got Don Elser raced 95 yards for the only serted at the half and was pushed two hits in three times at bat. White, touchdown of the game, to the clos­ back to its ten-yard line by a new the erstwhile third sacker, played ing gun, the Freshmen out-ran, out- Blue team. The Blue advace was led most of the game at first in place of charged, out-thought, and out-fought by Fred Staab, who made two first Al Costello. Hugh Devore appeared the supposedly far superior varsity downs, and Joe Beach, who made an­ for the first time this season in the team. During the sixty minute skir­ other first down. The regular Green role of a pinch hitter for Velcheck in mish, the varsity was not able to team entered and the Blue were held the eighth. gain a first down by rushing the ball, for downs by these huskies. Neither Score Two In First they did get a first down from two team could do much in the remainder penalties, but the Freshmen made five of the quarter and the first Blue or Notre Dame got off to a fast start first downs. The varsity, with the ex­ Varsity team returned to action. by scoring two runs in the first in­ ception of Tom Gorman, were pep- Summary: ning. Cunha, the first man up, sin­ less and had little fight. Freshmen (6) Varsity (0) gled. McGrath sacrificed him to sec­ Millner LE Vairo ond, and White reached first safely. Races Through Varsity I^atz LT Krause Church LG Sehiralli Palmisani drove both runs across with Don Elser, gigantic fullback, took Solari C Gorman a hard single to center. Frank Laborne's opening kickoff on Smith RG Pivarnick The Irish did not score again until Michuta RT Roach his own five-yard line, and set off up the eighth. In this inning, Costello, the center of the field behind his rap­ Peters RE Devore Mazziotti QB Bonar who had taken White's place at first, idly-forming wedge. He had gath­ Pilney LH Laborne reached first on an error by Pember­ ered full speed at the twenty-yard Layden RH Tobin ton. He went to second on Palmisani's line and seeing a gap to the left, he Elser FB Melinkovitch Score by quarters: sacrifice and scored a moment later swung in that direction. He sped on a single by Matthews. through right tackle Roach, past Scoring: Touchdiwn—Elser. Tobin at right halfback and outdis­ Substitutions: Freshmen—Stilley for Katz, Michigan State .scored a single run Shakespeare for Pilney, Ream tov Millner, tanced Bonar, the safety-man, to in the first on a base on balls to Faw- Martin for Church, Dunn for Solari, Shay for cett and a triple to Eliowitz. They pound down the field and cross the Smith, Sullivan for Michuta, Scafide for Pet­ goal line untouched. His ninety-five ers, Fromhart for Mazziotti. scored again in the si.xth, added an­ yard run provided the winning mar­ Varsity—Quinlan for Vairo, Nabicht for other in the seventh and scored their Krause, Shamla for Schirrali, Wituck for final run in the eighth. gin for the freshmen and ended the Gorman, Shrinker for Pivarnik, Becker for scoring for the day. Andy Pilney Roach, Davis for Devore, Gaul for Bonar, In the sixth, McCann was hit by the missed his try for the extra point. Beach for Tobin, O'Brien for Laborne, pitcher, and Moore was safe on an The Freshmen then kicked-off to Staab for Melinkovich, Caldwell for Gaul. error. Both the runners advanced on the Varsity or Blue team. The only Norton's sacrifice, and McCann scored Varsity threat of the afternoon oc­ Freshman Orators Must after Langers' long fly to left. Faw- curred at this time. George Melinko- Report By May Tenth cett singled in the eighth stole second vich dropped back from his fullback and scored on Rouse's single. post and tossed a fifty-five yard pass Professor William J. Coyne, foren­ Norton opened the eighth with a to Johnny Tobin, husky right-half­ sic director, announced plans for- the double. Pemberton was safe on Cos- back, who had raced past the green annual Freshman Oratorical Contest tello's err<>r. Fidler's bunt scored defense and was in the clear, but this week. Norton, and Pemberton scored on an Tobin didn't get full grasp of the Mr. Coyne asks all freshmen inter­ error by Kane. ball and the threat ended. ested in this contest to report to him Jim Leonard pitched the entire The Prosh made three straight first by Wednesday, May 10th. (Continued on Page 26) May 5, 19 33 Ttventy-three FRESBHAN HALL TAKES Baseball Team Gains Tie, INTERHALL LEAGDE LEAD Victory In Purdue Series Frosh Shut Out Howard 10-0 For Third Straight Win. Members of Fencing SCORE 8-7 TRIUMPH By Nick Connor Squad Give Exhibition At Monogram Club Show Frank Palmisani Adds Batting The second and third rounds of the interhall soft ball league were run Punch as Keoganites Annex off last Sunday and Tuesday after­ Notre Dame students had an oppor­ First Win of Season. noons. A few of the teams were un­ tunity last night to see in action two able to play on 1?uesday, consequent­ members of the University fencing By John D. Carbine team, who are appearing in "High ly those games will be played later One tie game and one victory. That on in the season. Jinks." John Caresio and David Ryan, foilsmen on the squad, offer an exhi­ is the record which the Irish baseball The first year men from Freshman bition match in their specialty as a team brought back from Lafayette hall are the only team that have feature in the Monogram Club's pres­ after a two-game series with Purdue played three games and have yet to entation. last Friday and Saturday. The first see defeat, in fact they have to come Meanwhile Coach Pedro deLandero game, played on Friday, resulted in a even near defeat. Their scores include 9 to 9 deadlock, and Saturday's game a 7 to 5 victory over Carroll, a 19 to is drilling his men for a number of exhibition matches to be held the lat­ ended in a 8 to 7 victory for Notre 3 win over Brownson and a shut out Dame. over Howard 10 to 0. Bill Ream, ter part of next week. The exact date, either Friday or Saturday, will Coach Keogan injected some new hurling for Freshman, Tuesday scored blood into the lineup in the person of the first shutout of the year when he be made kno^vn in a few days. Mr. Delmar Roos, former Cornell Frank Palmisani who, up to last Fri­ found little opposition from the jun­ day, had been spending most of his ior hall, Howard. University swordsman, who has vol­ unteered his services to assist de­ time on the bench. In the Purdue Carroll Rally Fails Landero in coaching the team, has series, Frank replaced White at third base, and was, in no small measure,, In Sunday's games Alumni cut been unable because of sickness to responsible for the Irish success. He short a last inning rally of Carroll's report for any of the practice ses­ got four hits in six official trips to and beat them by an 11 to 9 count. sions this week. If he is in shape by the plate during the series. One of Freshman breezed through the weak the time of the exhibition matches, his hits was a long triple which barely defense of Brownson's to win 19 to 3. he will engage Coach deLandero in a missed being a home run. Corby went on a slugfest and easily special match. This bout will give defeated Lyons 19 to 2. Morrissey the spectators an opportunity to see .Score Three In Seventh a skilled south-paw, Roos, match bunched hits in the first and fourth It was a late rally which' gave the thrusts with an experienced right­ innings to win from Dillon 12 to 3. Keoganites a tie rather than a defeat hander. The most entertaining game of the in the first game. Purdue had run up day was won by Sorin, when they dis­ a 7 to 1 lead in the first six innings, posed of St. Ed's 3 to 2. when Badin meets Sorin on diamond and the Notre Dame cause looked al­ Freshman's whitewashing of How­ number four. St. Edward's drew a most hopeless. But in the lucky sev­ ard 10 to 0, featured Tuesday's bye and will have a week in which to enth the Irish bats began to lace out games. The nine from Morrissey marshall their forces for their come­ hits. When the dust of the rally had thumped St. Ed's in a heart-breaking back. cleared, the Keoganites had scored game 10 to 6. Sorin won another three runs and had put themselves SUNDAY'S GAMES thrilling game from Corby 4 to 3, and back in the ball game. the team from Brownson failed to put Alumni 11, Carroll 9 The Boilermakers picked up a sin­ in an appearance in their game with Carroll grabbed a three run lead in gle marker in the seventh, but a four Alumni. their half of the first inning, but two run rally in the ninth shoved the Now that most of the teams have markers by Alumni cut the lead to Irish into a 9 to 8 lead. Purdue came three games to their credit there one. The junior hall scored three back to tie the score, but Huisking should be some exciting encounters runs in the third stanza and two in was rushed into the box to relieve played this Sunday,May 7th. On dia­ the fourth to lead 7 to 3 at the end Leonard and responded by striking mond number one, Howard and Alum­ of the inning. But Carroll garnered out the final batter. ni will match bats. On number six, four markers in the next inning and At the end of the ninth inning the Brownson and Carroll will meet for the game began to get exciting again, game was called on account of dark­ the championship of the Main Build­ when Alumni chalked up four more ness. ing. Teams from Off-Campus and markers. A last inning rally staged Smith started the pitching duties Walsh will meet on field two. Fresh­ by the freshmen fell short by two for the Keoganites. He got by the man hall drew a bye this week-end. runs. Summary: first inning safely, but the Boiler­ On field five, Lyons and Dillon will Alumni 203 240 x—11 makers nicked him for six hits and clash, while on diamond three, Morris­ Carroll 300 040 2—9 seven runs during the next three in­ sey and Corby will come together for Batteries: Carroll: Tobin and Gi- nings. Leonard took up the twirling the first time this season. The jun­ ruzzi. Alumni: Quirk and Kiep. assignment in the fifth and pitched iors will have it out with the seniors (Continued on Page 26) (Continued on Page 31) Twenty-four The Scholastic

He talked for some time before we began to get the drift of the conver­ INTRODUCING W*M John Montedonico sation. I listened intently, but the only words I could make out were By T. S. things like "gouplzk" and a lot of soft, furry sounds which I am told I talked to Montedonico. Sat there like that. That was my first mistake are indigenous to the Memphis bluff. yammering my head off, talking to —the first I have made in seven The Man Named Keams had caught Montedonico. Making words, breath­ years. a fly and begun to pull its legs off, ing sighs, gesturing with my delicate So we went up and talked to Mon- laughing softly the while. Still Mon­ artist hands, talking to Montedonico. tedonico talked. I talked too, but the I had made my first mistake earl­ Captain's soft brown eyes merely ier in the evening. I was tying my looked at me uncomprehendingly, and dress tie preparatory to calling on he went on purring. Mr. Montedonico for an interview— And let us leave him there, and precious interview! — which he had tell something about the man. He is promised me three years ago when I golf captain of a team with a splen­ ran across him in Paris, when the did golf tradition behind it. For door opened, and The Man Named three years here Larry Moller Keams came in. "I'll see you later reigned supreme. In the fall of 1930 Jim," I said. "I'm going to call on he won the Medal Play tournament, Montedonico." and a stocky youth named Monte­ "That's all right," said he, "I'll go donico was not far behind him, in along." Jim was always saying things third place. This latter youth was a freshman, and could not go out for Pr*X. the team. And then, in the spring WATCH YOUR DOLLAR of 1931, came a Saturday when Freshman Montedonico went out to tedonico. John Scott Montedonico, of play Senior Moller, and attempt to the Memphis Montedonicos, golf cap­ end his rule. tain '33. We stared at each other ROW! Toward the end of Saturday morn­ for some moments. Then he said a funny thing. He said, "Y'all cumon ing's 18 they came to No. 18 and the Follow the in." Then he saw The Man Named great Moller was all square with Keams, and his face fell. "Ah kain't John Scott Montedonico. They played "50 TIMERS" convurse long," he said, "on accoimt 18. Montedonico got a birdie. Moller of Ah'm stiddyin'." We that's-all- got an eagle. They advanced to 19. righted him airily, and walked into Montedonico got a birdie. Moller got his chambers, which he shares with an eagle, and finished his reign in EUROPE a person whose name, for obvious comparative peace. Montedonico broke It's worth knowing . . . this little reasons, he didn't want made known. (Continued on Page 30) vacation trick the "50 Timers" know so well . . . those veteran voyagers who have chosen W hite Star's mighty liners 50 times and more! Tbey know that today the luxury . . . the thrill of a trip to Europe in White Star Tourist Class costs less than ever! For Europe is cheaper, travel is cheaper—now's the time togoacross! Here are the "50 Timers'" favorites: LEMOIIT^a The Majestic, world's largest ship; famous Olympic; Georgic (new) and Britannic, England's largest motor Optometrists liners; and the favorite Adriatic. 222% S. Michigan Street 102 W. Washington Street

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turned in by the Irish in eight 18-hole rounds. The team average was but SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX a shade over 73. That the tradition will go on By James S. Keams is also evident. The first five players of the present varsity TRADITIONS to play tennis often, a decided ad­ will return next year. And the It has long been our opinion that vantage in the development of a freshman team is strong. It few, if any, forces in intercollegiate strong team. seems that the tradition looks athletics are more powerful factors But most of all we noted the after its own sport. for success than a tradition of victory, interest. Even a grizzled old The third instance was the perform­ and a tradition of interest. For an caretaker knew a lob when he ance of an individual: Keith Brown saw one, recognized signs of example close to home we cite the of Yale, who vaulted 14 feet and one- weakness and strength, esti­ Notre Dame football teams. half inch for a Penn Relay mark. mated—and accurately—^flaws in Since the days when 12 feet 6 Last Saturday we saw one example court strategy. He was only one inches was a phenomenal vault, of the strength of tradition and read of many in an intelligently in­ Yale's track teams have boasted of two others. Two of the three in­ terested gallery. good vaulters. The New Haven volved Notre Dame teams, one as a Item No. 2 had its locale on the winner the other as victim. school produced Sabin Carr, golf course at Purdue. Notre Dame cream of the indoor vaulters, the At Michigan State College we won 15-3 in that affair. first man to clear 14 feet indoors. saw a balanced, well-trained ten­ We have a strong golf tradi­ nis team drub the Irish court tion here. Whence it came is a In the next year appeared Fred squad 8-1. Seeing the facilities, mystery, for golf is comparative­ Sturdy, Carr's equal out of doors, and the enthusiasm for the team and ly new here, newer by some years practically that good inside. Now, in the game, and the popular ac­ than tennis. But since the first another generation, comes Keith ceptance of tennis as an impor­ year of Larry Moller and Louie Brown. tant sport, we had no delusions O'Shea and the brothers Beaupre, There's something to this tradi­ left about the probable outcome Notre Dame links squads have tion thing. of the match. been fit opponents for any college CARNIVAL Iteam. State is well equipped with courts: Tomorrow Notre Dame will play her teams have room for practice, un­ That the heritage is in safe hands host to practically the entire athletic impeded by sand traps in the back is evident from last week's scores. force of Michigan State college as the courts; her student body has room Two 75's were the highest cards (Continued on Page 30) O. A. CLARK'S SOUTH SHORE LINE RESTAURANT Bargain Excursion Sunday! ROUND TRIP 104-1C6 North Michisan Street $ 2 South Bend to South Bend's Oldest and Most Reliable Eating House CHICAGO 'x. One day rate good going on trains leaving South Bend at 6, 6:50, 8, 9, 10, 11 a. m. and 12 noon. Tickets good returning any time up to 11:45 p. m. the same day. (Daylight Saving Time). Catering to Week-end Rate NOTRE DAME MEN ROUND TRIP (or over thirty years $'2.40 South Bend to 3 CHICAGO Eate good going Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Good returning any time up to 11:45 p. m. Monday Complete Dinner 35c to 50c night.

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FRESHMAN HOLDS LEAD STATE 5, N. D. 3 (Continued from Page 23) INTERHALL BASEBALL (Continued from Page 22) STANDING Freshman 19, Brownson 3 game for the Irish. He held the Spar­ Brownson's highly touted diamond GROUP I. W Pet. tans to five runs and seven hits, which pastimers failed to live up to expecta­ Badin 1 1.000 is the best game pitched by a Notre tions as they fell before the bombard­ Morrissey 2 .666 Dame twirler thus far this season. Sorin 2 .666 Box score: ment of hits and runs of Freshman, Corby 1 .500 19 to 3. Freshman's best inning was Dillon 1 .500 Mich. State (5) AB R H PO .A. E in their half of the third stanza, wh6n St. Edward's 1 .333 Langer, ss 2 0 0 0 0 1 they collected twelve hits and made Lyons 0 .000 xFidler, ss 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 eight runs. Summary: GROUP II. W Pet. Kircher, If 3 0 1 1 0 Fawcett, rf 4 2 1 0 0 Brownson 100 002 0—3 Fresliman 3 1.000 EUiowitz, lb 4 0 1 1 1 Freshman 128 404 x—19 Walsh 2 1.000 Rouse, 3b 4 0 1 4 0 Alumni 2 1.000 McCann, 2b ....'. 2 1 1 1 0 Batteries: Brownson: Barber and Brownson 1 .333 Morse, c 3 0 0 0 0 Paul. Freshman: Ream and Gannon. Howard 0 .000 Gaffner, cf 2 0 0 0 0 Carroll 0 .000 xxNorton, cf 1 1 1 0 0 Corby 19, Lyons 2 Off Campus 0 .000 Pemberton, p .... 3 1 1 9

Corby found no opposition in their Totals 28 10 near white washing of Lyons, as they St. Edward's 020 000 0—2 X Fidler batted for Langer in fifth. clubbed them into submission, 19 to 2. Sorin 000 021 0—3 XX Norton batted for Gaffner in sixth. The seniors scored in every inning Batteries: St. Edward's: Leonard Notre Dame (3) AB R H PO A E but the fourth. The big, and for that and Simpson. Sorin: Misterly and Cunha. ss 4 1 2 0 2 0 matter the only scoring inning of the Uprichard. McGrath, cf 4 0 14 0 0 sophomore hall was in the fourth, zRobinson 1 0 0 0 0 0 TUESDAY'S GAMES White, lb 3 1 0 5 0 0 when they had two runs to cross the 1 Sorin 4, Corby 3 Costello, lb 0 1 0 5 0 plate. Summary: Palmisani, 3b ... 3 0 2 0 2 0 With Misterly on the mound and Matthews, rf 3 0 0 2 0 0 Corby 323 023 6—19 0 Uprichard behind the plate Sorin's Seidl, rf 1 0 1 0 0 Lyons 000 200 0—2 Kane, 2b 4 0 0 0 2 1 Batteries: Corby: Seivek and Tev- nifty indoor ball team gave another Velcheck, If 3 0 0 4 0 0 erleck. Lyons: Walsh and Cosgrove. exhibition of the national sport, when zzDevore 1 0 0 0 0 0 they defeated the diamond squad from Powell, If 0 0 0 4 0 0 Morrissey 12, Dillon 3 Corby 4 to 3. The score would lead O'Neill, c 3 0 0 4 0 0 xUnderkofler 1 0 0 0 0 0 The Dillon nine failed to down the one to believe that the game was very Leonard, p 3 0 0 0 4 2 sophomore hall from Morrissey, as close, but the visitors, under the guid­ xxRascher 0 1 0 0 0 0 the second year men dropped the ing hands of Misterly and Uprichard, z Robinson batted for McGrath in ninth, freshies 12 to 3. Although Dillon was were safe the entire afternoon. Both zz Devore batted for Velcheck in eighth. teams played practically errorless x Underkofler batted for O'Neill in ninth. the first of the two teams to score, XX Rascher batted for Leonard in ninth. •Morrissey pushed across five tallies in ball, each making but two misplays. NOTRE DAME 200 000 010—3 their half of the first stanza. The Score: MICHICGAN STATE 100 001 12x—5 sophs scored in every inning but the Sorin 020 110 0—4 Summary: Two-base hits—Palmisani, Nor­ second. The timely hitting and field­ Corby 010 200 0—3 ton. Three base hits—Eliowitz. Sacrifice hits ing of Ferrell, Morrissey's backstop, —McGrath, Palmisani, Langer, Fidler, Nor­ was the feature of the game. Sum­ Batteries—Sorin: Misterly and Up­ ton. Stolen bases—Cunha, Kircher, Fawcett, mary: richard; Corby: Seveick and Tever- Morse. Hits—off Pemberton 6 in 9 innings; leck. off Leonard 7 in 8 innings. Struck out—^by Morrissey 501 411 x—12 Pemberton 4 ; by Leonard 2. Base on balls— Dillon 101 100 0—3 off Pemberton. 1 ; off Leonard 3. Hit by pitch- Freshman 10, Howard 0 ei"—McCann by Leonard. Batteries: Dillon: McKernann and Bill Ream, from the sunny shores Manning. Morrissey: Nuss and Fer­ of California, pitching for the first Morrissey 10, St. Edward's 6 rell. year men from Freshman hall, pitched After trailing 6 to 5 at the end of the first shut out game of the current Sorin 3, St. Edward's 2 the sixth inning, the Morrissey nine season by stopping the vaunted dia­ The best game of the day was mond luminaries from Howard, 10 to delivered the punch necessary to win staged on the diamond behind Fresh­ 0. Ream received wonderful support a nip and tuck battle, 10 to 6. The man Hall between St. Edward's and from his teammates, as not one of winning blow was contributed by Fer­ Sorin. Both teams played flawless the freshies made a fumble in the rell who connected for four sacks with ball. Sorin scored a run in the last field. Allen, Mortell, and Hause of the bases loaded in the first half of half of the sixth frame and this the Freshman team connected for cir­ the last frame. This proved too much proved their margin of victory, as cuit blows. for St, Edward's as they seemed to the score had already been tied at lose heart from this stage of the two all. Sorin won 3 to 2. The bat­ Score: game on. Relief pitcher Viviano from tery of Misterly and Uprichard Freshman 031 051 0—10 St, Edward's 201 120 0—6 worked like a couple of professionals; Howard 000 000 0—0 Morrissey 301 100 5—10 this was Sorin's main factor in down­ Batteries—^Freshman: Ream and Batteries — Morrissey: Nuss and ing the talkative sophomores. Sum­ Batrow; Howard: Sandera and Pask- Ferrell; St, Edward's: Leonard, Vivi­ mary: wietz. ano, Emmerling, and Simpson. May 5, 1933 Tiventy-seven

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INTRODUCING "Pardon me," I said, determined to GOLFERS SWAMP PURDUE (Continued from Page 24) sift this matter to the bottom, "just (Continued from Page 21) what language was it you were .speaking this evening?" the course record -mth a 71. Moller "Sh-h!" he said, while we got the Irish leader won the first nine 3 and blasted the course record wdth a 70. Man Named Keams, who had sur­ 2, the second, one up, and the eight­ And that year Moller and the Beau- rounded himself with a cordon three een ,3 and 2. The Cole-Hobbs match pres were graduated, and Monte- inches deep of legless, suflFering flies, wound up the day's list of matches. donico was foremost among those well out of the room. "I never say The complete summary: left to carry on their fine reputation anything before that man," he re­ for Notre Dame. Doubles: Fehlig, 35-35—70, and plied, in perfect English. Veeneman, 37-37—74, (ND) defeated That he has done so, and in rare Hobbs, 40-39—79, and Reitemier, 39- good fashion, is attested by his scores 39—78 (P), 3-0. Banks, 39-36—75, and wins. A consistently fine player, SPLINTERS (Continued from Page 25) and Cole, 37-36—73, (ND), defeated his form and timing are things of Russeau and Reitemier (P), 3-0. beauty. His irons, both long and Spartan track, tennis, and golf teams short, are the mainstay of his game, Singles: Fehlig (ND), 37-36—73, appear here. and when he is hot with a putter he defeated Reitemier (P), 41-37—78, Having seen the State track is hard to beat indeed. But there is 3-0. Banks (ND), 36-36—72, defeated team in action indoors and the more to Montedonico than his golf Russeau (P), 38-38—76, 3-0. Monte­ tennis team perform last week, donico (ND), 37-38—75, defeated game. His charm of manner and we pick the visitors to win those Neuman (P), 40-39—79, 3-0. Hobbs rare gentlemanliness combine with events, but to the Irish we con­ (P), 38-34—72, defeated Cole (ND), his athletic achievements to make you- cede the golf match. 39-37—76. think that golf is the game to play All of the events promise out­ if it can do that to a man. But it standing attractions. The Notre Dame isn't golf. It's Montedonico. golf team will be making its first PLACE TWICE AT DRAKE Not only did John Scott Monte­ home start and they're plenty good. (Continued from Page 20) donico have Notre Dame golfing tra­ On the track, such performers ditions to carry on, but also family as Vince Murphy, Eddie King, was seeking revenge for the beating ones. His brother, Louis Montedon­ Clyde Roberts, and Joe Young of given him at Butler by Ward. ico, was Tennessee state champion in Notre Dame, and Ken Liberty, In the other events, Eddie Gough 1926, and has long been rated as one Ted Bath, Otto Pongrace, and was the only other man to qualify for of the South's leading amateurs. He Tom Ottey of State will be in the Blue and Gold. Eddie's broad taught brother John the game when action. he could get the latter to listen to jumping fell off a little bit in the The tennis match will feature Jack him, for the Captain never took golf finals, however, and he failed to O'Hanlon against Bill Loose in a re­ very seriously until he came to Notre place. newal of a terrific match played last Dame. Despite this he has won gobs The one mile relay team and the week. The State man took that of tournaments in Michigan, where two mile crew narrowly missed earn­ match but only after a long, hard he spends his summers, and in Mem­ fight. Nick Lukats, Louie Chreist, ing the right to compete in the finals. phis, his home, which he visits on Dick Kelly, and the others will all be In the 100 yard dash, Francis Mur­ occasion. He numbers among his after revenge against a fine group of phy was set back a yard for jumping friends Billy Howell, the famous players. the gun. In such a fast field of Richmond star, and numerous well- On the golf course pick out any sprinters, this was an immense han­ kno^vn golfers. one of the five Notre Dame men, dicap and Frank was unable to catch I still talked to Montedonico. And Vinny Fehlig, Cap'n Montedonico, the field when the race finally got he still purred r-less and g-less Johnny Banks, Billy Cole, or Bill under way. sounds, intelligible to no living hu­ Yeeneman, and you can't go man. I rose to go, still talking. wrong. CAMPUS CHANGES (Continued from Page 17)

and THE SCHOLASTIC moved back to NILES AVENUE RESTAURANT the Press Building into renovated 601-603% N. Niles Avenue Phone 3-0678 quarters, and Room 222 of the Main Building was left to the Philomathean We Serve You Society. GENUINE ITALIAN SPAGHETTI And still time marches by. New roads are being built. Old roads are forming new lawns and the new quadrangle is fast following the old TRY OUR SPECL4L SUNDAY DINNERS one in pursuit of beauty. Road maps will be furnished pres­ Spaghetti and Meat Balls ent graduates returning in five years. Roast Chicken And the old boy stops a freshman in Raviole — Braciole the Main Building and asks him: Complete Diimer including Beverage.. 50c "Say, where do you fellers eat now­ adays?" May 5, 1933 T',irty-one

TIE, WIN AT PURDUE Costello, lb 3 0 0 9 1 0 Second Game *->Robinson, lb .. 0 0 0 1 0 0 Continued from Page 23) Notre Dame (8) AB R H PO A E Velcheck, If 2 0 0 0 0 0 xPowell 1 0 0 0 0 0 Cunha, ss 5 1 2 2 3 1 Kane, 2b 5 0 1 2 3 1 four and two-thirds innings. Leonard Seidl, If 1 0 0 1 0 0 McGrath, cf 4 0 0 1 0 1 Velcheck, If 5 1 1 3 0 0 held Purdue to four hits and two runs. xxRascher, cf ... 1 1 0 0 0 0 Palmisani, 3b ... 3 2 2 1 0 2 Huisking was called in to finish the O'Neill, c 3 1 \ 7 2 0 Matthews, rf 5 0 1 2 0 0 game and struck out the final batter. zDunn, c 1 1 1 2 1 1 Seidl. rf 0 0 0 0 4 4 Smith, p 1 0 0 0 0 0 McGrath, cf 4 1 1 1 0 0 The second game was a see-saw zzLeonard, p 4 1 1 0 1 0 Dunn, lb 3 0 0 9 1 2 battle all the way, but the Irish final­ Huiskinjr, p 0 0 0 0 0 0 Costello, lb 1 0 0 1 0 0 ly put the game on ice with two runs O'Neill, c 3 1 0 6 2 1 Totals 36 9 10 27 13 4 Huisking. p 4 1 1 0 G 0 in the final frame. To beat Purdue in Sagartz, p 0 1 0 0 0 0 this contest, the Irish had to beat * White batted for Matthews in the seventh. ** Robinson batted for Costello in the ninth. Lefty Grifiin, the Boilermaker's star Totals 3S 8 9 27 12 7 X Powell batted for Velcheck in the seventh. hurler and one of the leading pitchers XX Rascher batted for McGrath in the ninth, Purdue (7) AB R H PO -A. E in the Big Ten Conference. z Dunn batted for O'Neil in the ninth, Peel, rf 2 0 0 4 0 0 zz Leonard batted for Smith in the fifth. Get To Griffin In Second Lang, rf 1 0 1 0 0 0 Purdue (9) AB R H PO A E Zelko, 2b 5 2 1 2 3 1 The Keoganites, however, lost no Smith, 3b 4 2 4 0 3 0 Duff, c-lf 5 3 3 4 1 1 Cherico, If 4 1 0 2 0 1 time in getting to Grifiin. In the sec­ Zeldo, 2b 3 2 1 2 2 0 Fehring. c 2 1 0 5 0 1 ond inning they touched him for three Smith, 3b 4 0 2 2 2 2 Craig, ss 4 0 0 1 2 0 Cherico, rf 4 1 2 3 0 0 hits and four runs. Palmisani started Campbell, lb 4 I 1 8 1 1 Husar, lb 3 0 0 9 0 0 the inning by working Grifiin for a Olsen, cf 3 0 0 3 0 0 Craig, ss 4 0 0 1 3 0 Griffin, p 3 0 0 2 2 0 walk. Matthews filed out to the cen- Lang, If 2 1 0 0 0 0 terfielder, but McGrath lined a single Fehring, c 1 0 1 4 1 0 Totals 32 7 7 27 11 4 to left sending Palmisani to third. Olsen, cf 2 1 0 2 0 0 xAnderson 1 0 0 0 0 0 Notre Dame 040 020 002—8 Dunn struck out. O'Neill drew a free Purdue 000 311 002—7 ticket to first, and Huisking hit a Williamson, cf ... 0 0 0 0 0 1 Huml, p 3 1 1 0 2 0 Summary: Two-base hit. Campbell. Three- hard single to score Palmisani. Cunha Hartmann, p 0 0 0 0 0 0 basa hits—Cunha, Palmisani, Smith. Stolen came through with a terrific triple to zWebker 0 0 0 0 0 0 bases—^Matthws, Zelko, Smith. Base on balls;— deep center which scored McGrath, off Huisking, 3; off Sagartz, 0; off Griffin, 3. O'Neill, and Huisking. Kane ended Totals 32 9 10 27 11 4 Hit by pitcher—Cherico by Sagartz. Struck X Anderson batted for Olson in eighth. out—^by Huisking, 7: by Sagartz 0; by Grif­ the inning with a fly to right. fin. 5. Hits—off Huisking 7 in 7 innings: z Webker batted for Hartmann in the ninth. In the fifth the Irish picked up off Sagartz 2 in 2 innings; off Griffin 9 in 9 Notre Dame 100 000 314—9 innings. more runs when Velcheck singled and Purdue 013 300 101—9 Palmisani sent him home with a Summary: Two-basehits—^Palmisani, Smith, triple. Frank scored a moment later O'Neill. Home run. Duff. Sacrifice hits—Kane. on Matthews' single. Stolen bases—Kane, Smith. Cherico (2). Base on balls—off Smith, 2; off Leonard, 3: off UNIVERSITY MEN WANTED Irish Score Twice In Ninth Huml, 6. Struck out—by Smith, 3; by Leon­ Good opportunity for this summer. ard, 3; by Huisking, 1 ; by Huml, 7; by National organization desires men Notre Dame picked up their final Hartmann, 2. Hits—off Smith, 6 in 4 innings; interested in earning a good in­ two runs in the ninth. Sagartz got to off Leonard 4 in 4 2-3 innings; off Huisking, come during summer vacation. Ap­ 0 in 1-3 inning; off Huml 9 in eight innings ply at once. Mr. Eder, Universal first on an error by Zelko, the Pur­ (none out in ninth) ; off Hartmann 1 in 1 Protective Association, 124 North due second baseman. Cunha singled inning. Hit by pitcher—Olsen by Smith; Cos­ Main St.. Rooms 206-7-8, South to send his pitcher to third, and Kane tello by Huml. Wild pitch—Huml. Passed ball Bend, Indiana. drove both Sagartz and Cunha across —O'Neill. Umpire Rife. the plate with a hard single to left. The Boilermakers gathered three runs in the fourth on a single, an error, a base on balls and a double by Campbell. They collected single A New Store for Notre Dame MenI f tallies in the fifth and sixth and scored their final two runs in the ninth. After Duff had been retired, A COMPLETE SPORT SHOP FEATURING THE Zelko singled and scored on a triple ENTIRE LINE OF A. G. SPALDING & BROS. by Smith. Smith scored on an error by Palmisani. Sagartz, who had re­ lieved Huisking, quelled the rally by forcing Craig to send an easy fly to Stocked with the latest in Slacks, Velcheck, and Campbell to hit a slow grounder to Kane for the final out. Sweaters, Golf Socks, Golf Shoes. Box scores: First Game Notre Dame (9) AB R H PO A E Cunha, ss 3 2 2 2 2 1 MIKE KELLY'S SPORT SHOP Kane, 2b 3 1 1 3 2 0 Palmisani, 3b 3 1 2 0 4 0 209 N. Michigan Phone 3^702 Matthews, if 3 0 0 1 0 0 «White, rf 2 1 2 0 0 1 Thirty-Uvo The Scholastic

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