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Try saying that about a new SUV. . SAVE UP TO 40% O'N TEXTBOOKS. I . WIDENER SWIMMING IN Top FORM Michael Sager was time for one of the biggest and anticipated STAFF WRITER challenges of the season against neighbor Swarthmore. After the hard fought events What can you expect from the Widener Pam Gargano away with the road victory. The Pioneers led 36- were all said and done, Swarthmore came away STAFF WRITER 20 at the break but was outscored 40-28 in the swim team last year? A win perhaps. Well. after with a 1 17-87 victory for the men and a 113-91 second stanza. Cabrini trimmed Widener ' s lead the men winning the MAC conference and the victory for the women. I could not get an inter Winning their first two games of the season to one point on three ocGllsions in the final eight women much improved last year, the last thing view with any of the swimmers to talk about minutes but was never able to take the lead. against Ursinus and Centenary, the Pioneers you should expect is a loss. Widener opened the rest of the season because they are too lost a close game to John Jay. Widener shot.just With six seconds remaining and Widener up up the season on November 10- with a crush busy practicing for the upcoming events with 39.5% from the field in the second half and by three, Cabrini attempted to tie the game with ing win over Beaver College. Both the men and squandered a 5·point half time lead. John Jay a three-pointer but a missed shot and a subse Franklin and Marshall, Susquehanna and women had over 50pt victories in the meet. In took advantage of Widener's millaps and fired quent rebound by Shaun Waples sealed the vic Washington. in 16-of·24 second half shots on route to the tory. Frank DeLuca led the Pioneers with 12 part to the victory; freshman Nicole Seward ' s come from behind victory. points. TlJTI Whalen also reach double figures, time of 1:05.81 in the 100 yard backstroke, was The Pioneers fought back in their next game scoring 11 all in the first half. Mike Sinchta also the third fastest all-time. A week later, the tallied 11 points. Waples had a team-high nine against Cabrini. Widener squandered two sec· women took the stage against a decent Bryn ond half leads of 19 points but managed to come rebounds. Mawr team and beat them rather easily. Then it STAFF WRITER At the Franklin & Marshall Tipoff Tournament Widener looked phenomenal. In the opening game again Rosemont, Lauren Potcbak scored a career Connection, with the high rt points. But Potchak was only one of four to ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Rock discussing his tally dou ble digits. The final score was 90·73. In the The final match was Triple H & ding, to no one ' s surprise. On his favorite types of pie. Rikishi Fatu • championship game against Franklin & Marshall, X-Pac vs. Test & Shane McMahon. "wedding night", Test fought made a return to the WWF, by sit Kim usually only write All Triple H and won, thanks to a Roony scored a game·high 23 points and ting his ample behind on Joey night, food had been brought Melanie Weindel added 22 points and 17 rebounds Entertainment reviews but this out ringside for a "traditional" mystery referee wearing a really week I ' ll do my best to fill in for Abs and then doing a choreo to lead the Pioneers in a 82-70 victory. Weindel was WWF Thanksgiving feast. This cool Vince McMahon mask. Also, our regular WWF reporter graphed dance with Too Cool. named tournament Most Valuable Player. In match ended in a hilarious food "real athlete" Kurt Angle contin Ivory and Jacqueline fought in a Widener's visit to Ursinus last Tuesday; they came Jessica. Both SmackDown! and fight, with almost every WWF ued his surprising undefeated RAW had incredibly memorable ridiculous Gravy Bowl match, away with a 6561 victory. Three starters reached superstar in streak. The New Age Outlaws & events in the past week. On the double figures. Corinne Gawason had a doubledou· ring. X-Pac battled The Rock, Mankind, Thanksgiving episode of ble for her second time this season. With away and Kane, to the displeasure of Al SmackDown!, the show began games through middle December after the game Snow. Snow cost them the match with The Big Show successfully against Morqvian on November 30, verse Delaware to the DX-ers, when he interfered. defending his WWF title against Valley, Susquehanna and Albright, playing home This greatly upset the Rock, who Chris Jericho, then vanished for games late in the season is critical. So, if you are proceeded to give Snow the the rest o(the show. There was an looking for a team that is excited to watch and that People ' s Elbow and further drive unfunny ongoing story where 0- is going to be in the MAC championship hunt, come a wedge in the friendship Generation X rounded up some out and cheer for your lady Pioneers who will be in between Mankind and Al Snow. homeless people, brought them very hot contention this year! All night, we were being shown inside, tempted them with a seemingly pointless flashbacks to Thanksgiving dinner, and then '~o Stephanie's bachelorette party. them 'SmackDown!. At the end of the night, we finally of the build- On Monday got to the wedding. Unlike the One high night, we had classic SummerSlam wedding of of the Raw Is Love! The long-awaited "Macho Man" Randy Savage and was the with Miss Kitty as the ref. Miss wedding of Stephanie McMahon Elizabeth, this one didn't end Kitty ended up choking on a of the & Andrew "Test" Martin, which happily. After we saw a handful of mushroom from the gravy. and Sock everyone knew OX would mess the younger WWF stars arrive as up in some way. the escorts for the wedding, and· This actually the wedding began. There was a Washington won the coin toss had one of the boring long song performed and STAFF WRITER in overtime and James Thrash's best and most Test sweat a lot. And of course, 4B-yard return put tihe ball on the surprising end we get Triple H interrupting the Kicker Brett Conway and the Philadelphia 46. Brad Johnson ings in quite a wedding to show us a video on Washington Redskins, finally got found Albert Connell wide open while on WWE the TItanTron. Apparently, the But first, once bartender at the bachelorette it right on the third try Sunday over the middle for a 20-yard gain again, we get party was in cahoots with Triple against the Eagles. and receptions of eight and nine the Big Show in H and drugged Stephaniel Thple After missing a yards by Larry a match ri~ht H then took her to a cheesy; drive yard field goal at the Centers and off the bat. If through Vegas chapel and mar of regulation, Mitchell gave Conway a chance he's the WWF ried her! So the show ended with kicked a 27yard Champion, he Test and Vince yelling at Triple H goal 4:27 into overtimp for redemption. Looking up for should be in while standing next to the new to lift the Redskins much higher Stephanie HELMSLEY! A great, 20·17 victory over the Eagles was Rookie quarterback profile matches. surprise ending for a goo~ week Philadelphia Eagles. OX ofWWE Conway had missed Donovan McNabb of·12 field goals· includ· was 16-of28 for 172 ing his attempt yards and two went wide right as f o urth-q u arter experienced in the touchdowns for quarter- before spliLung Philadelphia (3-9). the upright on McNabb also led down to put Washington .,.,. the Eagles with 71 (7-4) one game ahead yards on eight car ries. I3uce Staley ~~t ~!~ ~~:y~~~ j:iiiil::" . :. i had 44 yards on 19 East. On third down rushes, leaving him Conway lined up for a 19·yard 14 yards short of his field goal, but quarterback Brad second straight l,qoD-yard season. Johnson fumbled the snap and fell on it. 1 Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin 2 Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd 3 American Pie Don Mclean 4 Layla Derek & The Dominoes 5 All Along The Watchtower Jimi Hendrix 6 Hotel California Eagles 7 Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd 8 Sympathy For The Devil Rolling Stones 9 Keep On Rockin In The Free World Neil Young 10 Dream On Aerosmith 11 More Than A Feeling Boston 12 Space Oddity David Bowie "LIGHT MY' 13 Touch Me The Doors "WHATCHA 14 Yesterday The Beatles 15 November Rain Guns 'N' Roses FIRE" 16 Time Pink Floyd WANT" 17 Nights In White Satin Moody Blues BY THE DOORS 18 Knockin On Heavens Door Bob Dylan BY THE BEASTIE BOYS 19 Bohemian Rhapsody Queen 20 Bom In The U.S.A. Bruce Springstien 21 Let It Be The Beatles 22 Paint It Black Rolling Stones -APRIL ZIEGLER 23 Elderly Woman Behind The ...... Pearl Jam -JEFF GUARINO 24 Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix, 25 Piano Man Billy Joel 26 Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel 27 Come As You Are Nirvana 28 Don't Look Back In Anger Oasis 29 Dyer Maker Led Zeppelin 30 Crash Dave Mattews Band 31 One U2 32 Dust In The Wind Kansas 33 Jeremy Pearl Jam 34 Rocketman Elton John 35 Landslide Fleetwood Mac 36 Good Vibrations Beach Boys 37 Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana 38 Band On The Run Paul McCartney 39 Do You Feel Like We Do Peter Frampton 40 Over The Hills & Far Away Led Zeppelin 41 Logical Song Supertramp 42 Margaritaville Jimmy Buffet 43 Another Brick In The Wall II Pink Floyd 44 Touch of Grey Grateful Dead "SWEET 45 Brain Damage & Eclipse Pink Floyd "BORN IN THE 46 Light My Fire The Doors 47 Sweet Child Of Mine Guns 'N' Roses EMOTIONS" 48 Joker Steve Miller Band USA" . 49 Sultans Of Swing Dire Straits BY AEROSMITH 50 Hey Jude The Beatles BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN 51 For What It's Worth Buffalo Springfi eld 52 God Only Knows Beach Boys 53 Break On Thru The Other Side The Doors 54 Take Another Piece Of My Heart Janis Joplin -CHRIS BARNES 55 Shooting Star Bad Company -TAKIA MARTIN 56 Imagine John Lennon 57 Free Fallin Tom Petty 58 Born To Run Bruce Springstien 59 Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac 60 Man On The Moon REM Brought to you by: 61 Fortunate Son Credence Clearwater 62 Feel Like Makin Love Bad Company Mike Roakes 63 All Of My Love Led Zeppelin 64 Long & Winding Road The Beatles and 65 White Room Cream Dan Giordano 66 Peace Of Mind Boston 67 Changes David Bowie Queen What a better way to start of our new column 68 We Will Rock You & We Are The ... James Taylor and the new newspaper than with a list of the 69 Fire & Rain Elton John greatest rock 'n' roll songs of all time. Before 70 Goodbye Yellow Road Mamas Papas you go reading this list, just know what the 71 Califomia Dreaming & qualifications are for a song to be on the list. The 72 Teach Your Children Well Crosby, Stills, & Nash song must have been released more than two 73 Like A Rolling Stone Bob Dylan Jimi Hendrix years ago. The reason for this is because for a 74 Hey Joe The Doors song to be considered it must with stand the test 75 People Are Strange Dave Mattews Band of time. A song that was just released, "scar tis 76 Ants Marching U2 sue" or "smooth" has yet to stand that test. Also 77 Wth Or Without You Steppenwolf for you fans of other kinds of music, they were 78 Magic Carpet Ride The Monkeys not considered either. So no pop (Madonna, 79 .I'm A Believer Michael Jackson), no rap (Biggie, 2-Pac) , no rag- . 80 Cats In The Cradle Harry Chapin gae (Bob Marley), no disco (Bee-Gees), and no 81 Sweet Home Alabama Leonard Skynard Credence Clearwater country' (Garth Brooks). 'This is a rock and roll 82 Who Stopped The Rain Grateful Dead list, sojust rock and roll songs were considered. 83 Casey Jones Metallica Also, not even considered is the album's sales, 84 Unforgiven Radiohead the song's longevity on the Billboard charts, or 85 Creep Bad Company even critics choices didn't matter. We went the 86 Bad Company ELO songs that make you think (Simpathy For The 87 Livin Thing Allman Brothers Devil), the songs that move you (More Than A 88 Jessica Feeling), the songs that you know by heart 89 Under The Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers (Piano. Man) and even maybe some songs that 90 Inagodadivita Iron Butterfly Jon Bon Jovi change your life (Imagine). Songs that mark a 91 Livin On Prayer James Taylor point in time in your life when all you did was 92 Carolina In My Mind Credence Clearwater play them (Smells Like Teen Spirit). The songs 93 Have Seen The Rain The Byrds that motivated you to buy the CD just for that 94 Tum! Tum! Turn! song (American Pie), and that you fall in love 95 You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC Roy Orbison with the band. The songs that are genuinly 96 Pretty Woman Journey works of art (Nights In White Satin), and songs 97 Anyway You Want It Bob Dylan that blow your mind away with the ta1aent the 98 Hurricane Metallica they posses (Layla). Enjoy the list and we hope 99 Nothing Else Matters REVIEW Doobie Brothers you like it. 100 Black Water 101 Midnight Rider Allman Brothers COMING SOON