LAST ISSUE WEATHER OF 1977 Partly cloudy and cold The Chronicle will today; lows this morning in the 20's, highs this resume publication on The Chronicle afternoon in the mid 50's. Duke University Volume 73, Number 70 Tuesday, December 13,1977 Durham, North Carolina Pye hints at cutbacks as tuition increases By Barry Bryant $300 and a constant enrollment of 4620 full-time A new tuition hike of up to $300 was authorized by the students or the equivalent about the current level. University Board of Trustees this weekend. While this projection does not differ markedly from The 8.5 per cent increase, which could raise tuition budget studies done in the past the economic reality from $3530 to $3830, is identical to the increase behind it has changed. authorized last year. Both Pye and Huestis have said that most noness Chancellor A Kenneth Pye said he thought the full ential items in the budget have already been cut Every increase would be needed uring the coming year to keep year for the last five years, the administration has made, the University from running a deficit small, selective cutbacks throughout the University. For Photo by Barry Rossman Last year, the administration did not use the entire example, Huestis cut about $1 million from the business authorization, raising tuition by $250. and finance division in one year. Charles Huestis, vice-president for business Break-even budget Pye has said on several occasions that the admin- and financial affairs, presented a bleak financial The administration has been directed by the trustees (Continued on page 7) picture to the Board of Trustees. to produce a break-even budget every year for both the hospital and non-hospital portions of the University. Charles Huestis, vice president for business and finance, presented a five-year budget projection showing Kudzu Alliance asks support that if the University continued to operate as it has in the last fiscal year, it would run a deficit of over $1 million in the next year and over $4 million five years in anti-nuclear power drive from now. Huestis stressed that the projection was not an actual By Ginger Sasser $4.2 billion power plant with $25 in funds." budget He said that it would be used to guide the admin Editor's note: This is the second in a series of However, Campbell emphasized that "our work istration in producing break-even budgets in the next articles dealing with nuclear energy in North several years. will raise the nuclear energy issue to a lot of people The budget projections are based on a number of Carolina. and make it more difficult for future plants." uncertainties, Huestis told the Trustees. These include The Kudzu Alliance, a local group hoping to According to Melanie Sheller, another member the rate of inflation, federal rules and regulations educate people about the hazards of nuclear of the Alliance, "The idea behind an organization imposed on colleges and universities and the return that energy, would like to get the Duke community like Kudzu is to find another means of expressing the University receives on investments and endowment involved in the fight against nuclear power. an opinion. Our position on nuclear energy was not income. Taking its name from a vine which covers equally represented at the hearings before the The projection assumes yearly tuition increases of embankments along North Carolina roads, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission." Alliance was formed in late October to try to block But, according to Mack Harris, head of corporate WDBS decision construction of the proposed Shearon Harris communications for CP&L, "the wonderful thing nuclear power plant at Apex, 25 miles southeast of about the United States is that it gives ample The Board of Trustees appointed a Trustee committee Durham. opportunity for people who have different opinions at their meeting last weekend to study the proposed sale "It's amazing the number of people who don't to articulate their views: it's the basis of a free of WDBS. know anything about the plant," said Corky Piwoz, society." The committee will report to the executive committee a Trinity College junior and member of Kudzu. "Beginning stage" of the Board of Trustees in January and to the full board David - Goliath Campbell sees the Alliance "in a beginning in February, if necessary. They were given the power .to Tom Campbell, coordinator of press relations for snowball stage—a core that will gather momentum ask the WDBS board to delay the sale of the station. Two the Alliance, said he is "personally the most pessi quickly." bids have been submitted. mistic member of the group" about the group's He said the group has about 35 "really involved Members of the WDBS board have said that they chances for stopping the construction of the would probable abide by any request that the Trustees people. Once we start doing public things, well get Carolina Power and Light (CP&L) plant. make about the proposed sale. much more attention, and probably grow in Committee members include: Kevin Moore, John Campbell said, 'It's David and Goliath magnif membership." Forlines, Tony Duke and Robert Fuqua. ied three times. We're talking about opposing a (Continued on page 2) Staying awake hints to help "heavy duty" studying By Karen Blumenthal feeling that you are more without a prescription. GUIDE FOR STAYING AW ARE You've got a big final awake." He added that Student tomorrow and you haven't He added that people Health does not distribute Amount Caffeine (milligrams) Legal Stimulant done any of the reading. As vary in sensitivity to "any controlled substance 1 tablet 200 No - Doz, Vivarin another all-nighter beams caffeine, so there is no defi- of the stimulant variety" Quick Pep, Caffedreine over the horizon, here are 'nite amount of caffeine that and that stimulants are the will guarantee alertness. 5 ounces 90-125 Regular Coffee some facts to help you out most strickly controlled Instant Coffee with that "heavy-duty" "There's a psychological drugs on the market." 5 ounces 60-80 element involved, too," he 30-75 Decaffeinated Coffee studying. 5 ounces Caffeine can help prolong said, "so caffeine affects "Stimulants will help (av., some are lower) fatigue, according to people differently." keep you more mentally 5 ounces 30-70 Tea ) Frederick Bernheim, a He noted that pills such alert," Vaughan noted, "but 12 ounces 45 Coco-Cola James B. Duke professor as No-Doz and Vivarin may if you crash during the 1 tablet 32.4 Midol emeritus of pharmacology. appear to be more effective exam, you'll forget 12 ounces 30 Pepsi-Cola He explained, "Cyclic because "you are taking a everything. You're better 1 ounces bar 22 Chocolate Bar adenosine mono- very concentrated amount off getting eight hours of 5 ounces Less than 5 Cocoa phosphates, a substance and that may make some sleep." formed in the cell as a difference." William P. Wilson, head Notes on Caffeine: result of a number of Stimulants of the division of biological Tom Vaugh an, a psychiatry, said that an Peak Blood level: 30 minutes after ingestion hormones, increases metabolic activity of all pharmacist for the Student all-nighter "will make you Maximum central nervous system effects: about 2 hours after intake cells, including brain cells. Health Clinic, explained tired, but the only danger is Half-life of caffeine: 3-5 hours Cyclic A&P has a short life that with the exception of if you fall asleep and don't Drug Dosage: One (two for Midol) every four hours span, but caffeine inhibits certain stimulants, in cold know it" Source: Drugs, Society, and Human Behavior, 1972, p. 115. its breakdown, thus giving medicines, caffeine is the "There is a fatigue you the bright and alert only stimulant you can buy (Continued on page 12) Page Two The Chronicle Tuesday, December 13,1977 ...Kudzu seeks aid in anti-nuclear power fight (Continued from page 1) Campbell said Lovejoy "was very helpful. He universities" once "the area in geneal is gave us some suggestions, but he pointed out that organized." "Right now, we're basically doing groundwork, we [Kudzu and Seabrook] are dealing with two According to Campbell, the Alliance has received organizational activities," said Campbell. "We've entirely different plants. Kudzu will have to support from professors at North Carolina State had three or four meetings and some committee develop its own tactics." University, the University of North Carolina at meetings to talk about future plans." According to Campbell, the Alliance "hopes to be Chapel Hill and Duke. Plans include raising funds for the group doing a lot" this spring when the Supreme Court While the professors at NC State and UNC are through a benefit concert in early January, rules on limiting the liability of nuclear interested in directly supporting the group, conducting a door-to-door survey in Apex to see power-plant operators. Campbell said the Duke professors are more casual what the townspeople know about nuclear energy in their commitment. "More or less, they're saying and how they feel about it and participating in a "Then is the time", said Campbell, "that the nuclear issue will be on people's minds." "We're glad you're doing this,'" national festival this spring to promote alternative PIRG view energy sources. Duke uninvol ved Nan Sterman, a Trinity College sophomore, said Debbie Atkins, head of Duke chapter of the Internal education she "was encouraged" by the Kudzu meetings. North Carolia Public Interest Research Group, "We're also working on our own internal 'They were well attended, but unfortunately not said, "PIRG can't make one blanket policy with education on nuclear power," said Campbell. "We many Duke students were there." regard to nuclear energy. Not everyone agrees on hope to present a program conducted by people who According to Sheller, Kudzu is not a university the issue. Some members feel we need nuclear have some sort of expertise in nuclear energy in project: "We want input from people in the Apex power if the energy situations get really tight, but January or February." area, so we haven't been focusing on the others are totally against it." Several members of Kudzu talked recently with universities." Nevertheless, Sheller said she "The only one opinion we share is a concern that Sam Lovejoy, an anti-nuclear activist famous for "would like to see Duke involved" in the anti- nuclear power is not abused and that safety is the singlehandedly toppling a 500-foot research tower nuclearnmovement. prime consideration," said Atkins. at a nuclear plant under construction in seabrook, Campbell said the group believes they will be Next: Duke professors speak out on nuclear N.H. getting "quite a bit of support from the local energy. SPECTRUM TODAY GENERAL
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Jr. case." naked eye in laboratory 18-month feeding study on Strauss, the president's special trade repres o 1977 NYT News Service The two pesticides are mice. mice used heptachlor. The entative, said following the first of a series of CHICAGO — The used under a variety of The federal indictment study had been approved by critical talks with Japan's minister of external Velsicol Chemical Corp. brand names as soil said that in June 1971 the the EPA. A similar study of economic affairs, Nubhiko Ushiba. Japan and six of its present or insecticides and have been Velsicol company, a divis chlordane was begun in proposed to cut tariffs on 300 items exported by former officers and marketed throughout the December 1971. the United States and Western Europe and to employees were indicted by country for more than 25 ion of Northwest Industries reduce nontariff barriers on various federal grand jury here years, according to a agricultural and industrial items it imports. The Monday on charges that spokesman for the Velsicol United States is demanding that Japan's $8.5 they conspired to suppress Corp. The two pesticides billion trade surplus be cut by one-third to 40 the results of tests that are principally used by percent within the next 12 months. Japan's allegedly show that two farmers and professional offer represented one-third of the American widely used pesticides exterminators against demand. produced by the company termites, certain fire ants may cause cancer in and the white-fringed humans. LONDON — Lady Spencer-Churchill, widow beetle. However, the of Sir Winston Churchill, died at her London The 11-count felony pesticides are widely home of a heart attack. She was 93 years old, indictments allege that available to consumers in a and had been married 56 years to Sir Winston "from August, 1972 to July, number of pest-control when he died in 1965. She was made a life 1975 the defendants used products sold in hardware peeress soon after her husband's death. the mails and conspired to and garden supply stores. "...Then I married and lived happily ever after," defraud the United States The government's case Sir Winston said in his autobiography, and conceal material facts hinges on whether the describing his marriage to Clementine Hozier. from the U.S. company knowingly Environmental Protection withheld information from Agency by failing to submit AMMAN, Jordan — King Hussein said that studies it had UPI photo data ... which tended to Jordan still would not participate in the commissioned during the The carcinogenic quality of several pesticides show that heptachlor and Egyptian-Israeli peace talks that start early 1970s that allegedly chlordane induced tumors has been questioned in a federal indictment Wednesday in Cairo, but he left open the strong showed that the pesticides against chemical company officials. possibility that "at a later stage, possibly in in laboratory animals and Geneva," Jordan would join the negotiations thus might pose a risk of East Germans penetrate NATO for a general Arab-Israeli settlement. He made cancer to humans." the statement following a meeting with Paul F. Hoffman, the Secretary of State Cyrus R. Vance in Amman. chairman and chief Spies gain top secret executive officer of the WASHINGTON — Forced retirement at age Chicago-based company, 60 is lawful, the Supreme Court ruled, provided termed the indictments "an By Eileen Lentz but the scope of their The newspaper said the e 1877 NYT News Service employers do it under a pension plan requiring outrage." Hoffman, who spying activities and the damage inflicted was WEST BERLIN — A trio that it was in effect before the 1967 federal ban was not among those extent of the secrets they greater than in the case of of East German spies in on age discrimination. In a 7 to 2 decision, the indicted, said: "We do not were able to steal became Gunter Guillaume, the Bonn had access to more majority held that United Airlines' 1941 plan for understand how the public knowledge only East German spy whose than a thousand top-secret involuntary retirement at 60 could not be government can complain Monday through a lengthy arrest in 1974 led to the about the delay in milit'ary documents, considered a subterfuge to evade the act. report in the conservative resignation of Willy Brandt submitting two inclduing NATO files and daily Frankfurter Allgem- as chancellor. JERUSALEM — Israel might accept partition scientifically insignificant, blueprints for Western eine Zeitung. According to the fragmentary and defense planning, the West of the lands of the west bank of the Jordan Capt. Kurt Fischer, the newspaper account, the incomplete readings when River, Foreign Minister Moshe Dayan said, if German Defense Ministry spokesman for the West woman Renate Lutze, a the authors of those that was what the Arabs wanted. He added that said Monday. German Defense Ministry, secretary in the Defnese readings have this solution had never been advanced by the The three, two men and a confirmed the newspaper Ministry, had a key to a subsequently stated they Arabs in the past and had not been considered woman, were arrested last report, saying the case was safe where secret files were were meaningless and in workable by Israel. It was the first discussion of year as Communist agents, "extraordinarily serious." stored, some of them this possibility by a major figure in the cabinet bearing West Germany's of Prime Minister Menahem Begin. highest security Desegregation focus shifts; classification. The paper said Mrs. Lutze was able to make copies of the HEW to pressure colleges documents on. an office photo-copying machine, a most states. Washington is wrong on this result of the ministry's one." "scandalous negligence in ATLANTA — The focus on desegr More desegregation handling military secrets." egation in the South is shifting from The Justice Department has taken Bad reputation primary and secondary schools to colleges Louisiana and Mississippi to court in an Bonn has long had a bad and universities. effort to get more desegregation reputation in security From Virginia to Louisiana, the compliance. Both states are resisting, matters among its allies on region's public institutions of higher particularly Louisiana account of the relative ease learning are under federal pressure to In Tennessee, a federal judge has with which East Germans integrate further, a development that has instructed the Nashville branch of the who posed as refugees, but infuriated some leading Southern University of Tennessee, a predominantly who were in reality been educators who feel that the region has white faculty, to merge with Tennessee sent across from the East as made good progress in campus desegr State University, a predominantly black agents, have gained access egation in the last decade. facility. Blacks had complained that the to officials positons. Scores These educators have become deeply white institution was being strengthened of arrests have been made concerned about government involvement more than Tennessee State. Many whites the last few years, on campus and are asking hard questions say they will drop out and enroll in other following the Guillaume about racial quotas, affirmative action, schools if the merger is upheld on appeal. case. Guillaume is reverse discrimination, maintenance of The Department of Health, Education currently serving a 13-year academic standards, remedial education and Welfare, prodded along by a federal prison term. and the survival of a number of judge who found the agency guilty of not Arrested along with Mrs. historically black institutions. enforcing antidiscrimination statutes in Lutze on espionage charges "The government is going where it the South, has ordered college and in June 1976 were her shouldn't go and making us do what we university systems in Virginia, North husband, Lothar Erwin shouldn't do," says William C. Friday, Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Arkansas and Lutze, who worked in the president of the University of North Oklahoma to increase black presence. ministry's seapons Carolina. "We've been making steady Predominantly white institutions must department, and Jurgen integration and academic progress. North UPI photo hire more black professors and admin Wiegel, a civil employee in Carolina now provides a college education Mosha Dayan, Israel's foreign minister, said his istrators and must raise black student the Navy's administrative for a greater percentage of its blacks than country may accept partition of the West Bank. enrollment by as much as 150 percent staff. Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Dear Santa, For Christmas we would like you to Hi! I hope you have a restful The Ladies of Epworth would like to give our best wishes to: summer on the beach in Ft. request for Christmas co-ed status so Bradley & Gordon in Mirecourt; Lauderdale. I have been a good girl that Warren Heitzenrater can finally and, in the political science this year, and have only one request for have his very own "loom with a view, " department — Debbie, Steve, Ron, Christmas. There is this cute man that and need not sleep in the parlour Bill, Al, Ole, Meg, Tom, Meri-Li, Al, I like very much (he has a beard anymore (or keep his toothbrush on the Dan, Dot, Hudson, Chip. something like yours, Santa) and I floor). Love, would like you to find him a job close For Jim Philipson, we would like Joan & Dave Campbell to Duke. He is 1500 miles away now. several sets of rFruit of the Loom" Geneva, Switzerland Also, take him a kiss from me when underwear, to aid in his flashing you visit his house on Christmas. endeavors, plus several reproductions Thanks, and a Merry Christmas! of the stag film, "Beaver Valley." Dear Santa Claus, . S. Bunker For Bonnie Philipson, we request a All I want for Christmas is for my lifetime supply of sock toes and family to be happy and for their wishes Dear Santa: Danskin leotards. to come true — this goes for my real I would like to tell you what I would And lastly, for ourselves, we would and school family. like for Christmas. I have this stocking • like a new blender in order that we not Love ya'all, which is IVz yards by Vz yard and I "bear our Warings down." F.A.T.B. would like anything and everything Thank you so much! which it takes to fill it. Yours in spirit and spirits, (Some of) Dear Santa— Love, Please bring me a handsome, snuggly, Renee James The Ladies of Epworth warm, intelligent, humorous, fun- P.S. and while you're at it, you can fill loving, sex-loving man with a beard. my husband's also (his is the same P.S. Skip the chimney routine — bring size). Dear Santa, directly to bedroom. P.P.S. I'll leave you some cookies and milk on the table. Sharon and Ann want Pegram.
Dear Santa Claus, Take a Study Break I would like to wish all my friends a safe and happy Christmas. I hope they ..Wednesday & all get what they really want (and ...Tonight need). To one special friend — / hope Thursday he gets rra little bit of this and a little of that" 7 & 9:00 p.m. Merry Christmas, 7:00 Love, f i ' Florence Bowens & THE BIGBeSl WITHDRawai 9:30 p.m. in HUG HISTORY! Dear Santa, It has been a while since I last wrote, but this Christmas I waht something really special. I have been looking for a special Duke female who is not afraid ...Friday of having a "serious" relationship, but to no avail. I have been a really good Dr. Strangelove boy this year, Santa, so would yon or point her out to me, if she exists ? How I Learned to Stop Worrying Frustrated Red-Headed & Love the Bomb Italian Stallion wvMKSiwar GEORGE C. SCOTT „,..™,™» 7 & 9:00 p.m. 'BANK SHOT-WCASSID. SO.E1B11 ATTENTION SENIORS!!!
Minority Student Recruitment For Graduate Study .Saturday & Sunday At UNC-Chapel Hill Paper Chase X If you are considering graduate study (in any j 8 major) and feel UNC-Chapel Hill to be a I 7 & 9:00 p.m. * possibility, please come by the Office of Black I * Affairs to fill out a brief form releasing your i I name to recruiters (Room 110 Allen Building). ! Page Auditorium jR Please respond as soon as possible. Quadrangle Pictures Admission $1.00 Tuesday, December 13,1977 The Chronicle Page Five Time-out for trivia: an exam period quiz To ease your burdens and relieve your troubled mind 1. What was the occupation of Mr. Spock's mother 18. Name the horse that corresponds to the 32. Who were the two women who played on "Star Trek?" following people: Catwomen on the "Batman" series? 2. What is the source of the majority of the a) Roy Rogers 33. What is the only sport Duke has ever won a methane gas in the earth's atmosphere? b) Lone Ranger national championship in? 3. What are Mrs. Terry Sanford's first names? c) Ton to 34. What was Roy Rogers' sidekick named? 4. Give the first and last names of the seven d) Dale Evans 35. What's green and skates? castaways on "Gilligan's Island." e) Hopalong Cassidy 36. Who was Swee' pea's magical friend in the 5. What is the motto of the Alfred Packer Society, f) Tom Mix 'Popeye" cartoon? named for the only American ever to be convicted g) Wilbur Post 37. How many ways did Wonder Bread allegedly of cannibalism? h) Panama Red build strong bodies? 6. Name the objects that a) kill a vampire; b) ward 19. Who_ is the brother-in-law of Bristol Maginnes, 38. When was the last time the above headline ran off a vampire. director of Duke labor relations? in The Chronicle? 7. What do you do at the formal prom when you get 20. What was the name of the Teddy bear ia the 39. Who sang the theme song on the "Hercules" "stuck" at the end of a dance and there's no hope of "Sally, Dick and Jane" series? cartoon series? your next partner's finding you in the mob and you 21. How old was dramatist George Bernard Shaw 40. Who is this man? know that your present partner must hurry to the when he wrote his first play? girl he is dancing with next? 22. Of Kukla, Fran and Ollie, which is human? 8. Name four brands of prophylactics. 23. What was Elvis Presley's first hit? 9. Name the boat in "The African Queen." 24. Who said "Shakespeare is the happy hunting 10. How long is the five-year term to which Terry ground of all minds that have lost their balance?" Sanford appointed Kenneth Pye as University 25. How did dancer Isadora Duncan die? Chancellor? 26. Who were Wally Cleaver's two best friends on 11. What do the letters in the word "snafu" stand "Leave It to Beaver?" for? 27. Who was Terry Sandford's business investment 12. How many vice-presidents of the United Sates partner just before he assumed the Duke have been named Johnson? presidency? 13. Name the hometown newspaper in the "Rocky 28. Name the only two people who have won Nobel 41. What did Little Black Sambo's mother do with the remains of the tigers Little Black Sambo and Bullwinkle Show." prizes in two different fields. captured? 14. From what school did Oscar Berninger, director 29. Name the Jestsons. of Duke Dining Halls, graduate? 30. What Harvard colleague of Henry Kissinger 42. What was Cocowoco? 15.Name the five kinds of kryptonite and the wrote to him in 1970 accusing him of betraying the 43. What happens to a raisin placed in a bottle of effects of each on Superman. people in his decision to invade Cambodia? coke? 16. What was Everyman's last name? 31. What was Isabel Peron's profession before she 44. How many rows of bean plants did Thoreau 17. What requirement for being certified a entered Argentine politics and became President of plant at Walden Pond? psychoanalyst did Sigmund Freud never fullfull? that country? 45. What's snoo? Answers •qiSua] ajitnjapui pus JBaX
in the public seating area were made available; about bagels. Before the contest, Howell appeared fully plan to re-enter monthly By John Sharpe outside The Bagel Place 300 were consumed by the Smullin claimed he had recovered Monday from his competition until the May With temperatures never near Five Points. contestants and spectators. made his way through somewhat bloated run -of f s; he woul d gi ve rising above 35 degrees, The object was to see who Coffee and water were also graduate school by winning condition following the someone else a chance... about 30 dedicated bagel could eat the most bagels in provided. bagel eating contests in competition Sunday. that is, unless some breakes eaters showed for the 30 minutes. Each Antoine Howell won New York. However, he said he did not his record. competition in Durham's contestant was provided a $100 first prize by eating 12 first outdoor public bagel bag of ten bagels with l/2bages(seebox). eating contest Sunday. The cream cheese. Second-place contestant contest began at 12:55 p.m. Altogether, 1,200 bagels Elliott Harvith, who ate 11 bagels, produced a picture of himself before the competition showing how he once weighte over 400 pounds. Now down to 210 lbs., Harvith claimed he had lost weight by eating bagels. Awarded a massage at the massage parlor of his choice, Harvith gave his prize to a bystanding friend whom he said needed it more than he did. Joel Frankell, owner of the Bagel Place, plans to hold future contests every month until May, offering the same prizes. There will be a run-off between the winners of the monthly contests May 7 for a trip to I Florida. Photo by John Sharpe The Duke faculty was Elliott Harvith, who was heavily favored to win, is shown gazing at The represented in the Snake' as he falls one bagel behind. Photo by Jon Sharp* competition by Frank Antoine Howell, otherwise known as 'The Snake' Smullin, sculptor and took an early lead in the competition with his instructor in the art special 'no chew, just swallow' technique which department. Smullin made him the current champion. placed their with eight Interviews for: COME FLY WITH US! Classes starting immediately Studeni Training Classes 10:00 a.m. e^ lump The Day You Train (Weather Permitting) First lump Course S40.00-Your Own Croup - Of 5 Or More $35.00 Per Person. Prices Include Logbook, All Training, all Equipment and First lump. Executive Secretary Parents Permission Not Required For Those IBOr Older FRANKLIN COUNTY SPORT Attorney General PARACHUTE CENTER pen Six Days-8a.m. Till Dark (Closed Mondays) phone: Louisburg 4%-9223 & ,rlh Of Raleigh. Half Way Between F,ank!inlon And louiibu.e, C •jirt rtrrrr^rrr^-rr-rxrcrr] other ASDU positions WANTED! will be held the Technical Writers Data General's new Research and Development facility in Research Triangle Park is expanding first week of classes rapidly and requires additional technical writers to document software systems. Writers are needed to work with Programmers and field support personnel to produce a variety of user manuals and marketing documents. The Research Triangle Park facility provides a relaxed environment for a small group of creative software specialists. Because writers and programmers are encouraged to explore new ideas as solutions to the problems constantly being posed, there is room for independent work and new projects. Data General also provides liberal educational reimbursements for study at any of the nearby universities. Sign-ups on the If you are an experienced technical writer or a programmer who has done any writing or documentation work, or if you have a background combining technical and verbal skills which you ASDU Door Now! feel qualifies you to train quickly as a software technical writer, call Glen Glendenning at 549-8421 for an appointment as soon as possible. \ Tuesday, December 13,1977 The Chronicle Page Seven
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The object of competition, three once sliced bagels with cream cheese, nearly 300 calories apiece.
ALICE'S RESTAURANT Antoine Howell said he had prepared for the competition with a day and a half of fasting and prayer. He also developed a bagel eating technique with the emphasis on swallowing instead of chewing. For his technique, he was dubbed The Snake' by his manager and promoter who accompained him during the competition. Howell weighs 120 lbs. and is 5'2" tall. He is vice president of his sophomore class at Durham High and works part time at the Bagel Place as a bagel slicer. Howell plans to use the $100 prize money to buy gifts for friends, make donations to the Salvation Army, and take a trip to his home in Ohio with his mother. (1969, 111 min.) Directed fay Arthur Penn Starring Arlo Guthrie. Penn takes Guthrie's song and expands it to include other themes of ...tuition increases the sixties society. Great soundtrack featuring Guthrie and |oni Mitchell. (Continued from page 1) •The amount of tuition increase THURSDAY PERFECT BIO-SCI *The "blind" admissions policy, 7:00/9:30 STUDY BREAK ONE DOLLAR istration will begin considering which does not consider the financial substantial cutbacks in the next need of an applicant when admissions couple of years. decisions are being made. He has hinted that these cutbacks * The athletic programs, IJWPWWXWWImm**\f*it* J wrfwwwj^mg nrw could include the elimination of particularly football and basketball. departments, programs and long *Pye has solicited the help of a standing University policies. committee appointed by the academic Areas to be examined council, composed of faculty members, Edward H. Benson Among the areas that Pye and to examine areas in the University other Unversity officials have said where budget cuts can be made. would be examined are: Pye said that he would make no *The graduate school major proposals to the Trustees this Awards Program •The enrollment level in Trinity year, but said that some substantial College cutbacks would probably be necessary in Art History •The four-year housing guarantee within the near future. SIZZLER'S SUPER SPECIAL 1978-79 Monday through Thursday only
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Box 4696 Duke Station Business: 684-3811 WASHINGTON — "I don't believe present graces that post. Durham, N.C. 27706 Newsroom: 684-2663 anybody is indispensable," President Why replace him3 Assuming the Third Floor Flowers Carter told his press conference, "...if I President to have been telling the truth should decide to replace Dr. [Arthur] when he said his views are in The opinions expressed in this newspaper are not necessarily those of Duke Burns as chairman of the Federal "harmony" with Burns (causing the University, itsstudents, its workers, administration, or the trustees. Reserve, then it would be incumbent on stock market to surge upward) it seems Unsigned editorials represent the majority view of the editorial council. Signed me to get someone who is competent pointless to search for a carbon copy letters, editorials, columns and cartoons represent the views of their authors. and who would arouse the confidence of when the original is available. the American people, including the Assuming, on the other hand, that the Many thanks on this final Chronicle eve to Lee, Roz, Barry, Geneva, Carletta, and business community." "Harsha to the Rescue." Sorry I missed the party, third floor Tabard, but it's the President was spoofing us, his intention thought that counts. It's been a challenging semester and I've enjoyed it. (even though Coined by Woodrow Wilson to dispar is to appoint a soft-money man inclined you wouldn't catch me "challenging" it again next semester.) Good luck to everyone inag e Theodore Roosevelt, the "no to follow White House orders, why exams and have a safe and restful holiday! Night Editor: Debbie Roche; Assistant: indispensable man" line is now being should Burns meekly go along with the Harsha Murthy; Substitute Ralph,- Howard Goldberg. used to grease the skids for America's politicization of the Fed? number one inflation-fighter. He does not have to. Though his The White House has been floating chairmanship ends next month, his seat out several names as potential on the board lasts six more years. If Out of print replacements for Burns, whose four- Burns chooses to stay on the board, his year term as Fed chairman expires Jan. decision would mean that nobody from Rape is one of the most stigmatizing addresses is socially and 31. the Second Federal Reserve District crimes in our society. For many years, journalistically irresponsible. One is Paul Volcker, now president of (which includes New York) could be women who tried to charge men with The principle behind the Herald-Sun the Federal Reserve of New York, chosen by Carter. rape were forced to give accounts of policy is that used in any other crime formerly Under Secretary of the More important, a Burns presence on their sex lives as evidence in court. It story; it calls for printing the name of Treasury. I'm always pleased to see a the board would make the President's was frequently assumed that victims of both the accuser and the accused. This former Nixon administration colleague choice for chairman a figurehead. There rape did something immoral to cause principle protects the interest of a considered for any assignment in is no rule that says that Fed chairman the rape, that they 'wanted if. person charged with a crime who, in government outside the prison system, is automatically chairman of its Many of these unfair laws and our system of justice, is innocent until but Volcker is remembered for his tall, Federal Open Market Committee, attitudes are changing. Society has proven guilty. tortured look while carrying out John which regulates the money supply and begun to recognize that the crime of This is a laudable principle, based on Connally's orders and not for his indep determines interest rates. The rape requires special consideration of one of the strengths of our system of endence of judgement. possibility exists that the Fed the rights of the victim. justice. However, it is being misused in Another is Robert Roosa, a New York governors, in secret balloting, would Part of this social consideration this case. We believe that the rights of investment banker who — in the Dillon choose Burns to head that committee — involves the press and the way the the victim in the case of rape must, in Treasury Department in the 1960s — and then the fat would be in the fire. press covers rape stories. Many certain respects, outweigh the rights of was the author of the interest- As a partisan who likes a scrap, I newspapers, notably The Charlotte the accused. equalization tax, now regarded as a way would fine it politically attractive to Observer and other members of the How many women will be to cover up balance-of-payments have a Carter populist as a handy Knight-Ridder chain, agree that the discouraged from reporting a rape problems. Worse, Roosa has recently target, as Burns fights from within to rights of the victim require that the when they know that everyone in town been crusading for "national economic keep the central bank from becoming a name of a formal charge has been filed will know their story, their name and planning" in which central government Presidential rubber stamp. Partisans and during the trial. address, simply by picking up the would control credit and allocate could then turn any economic downturn Unfortunately, Durham Herald-Sun morning paper and glancing at the resources, five-year-planning our way papers make a practice of printing rape front page? to Utopia. Close to home — stories in prominent places and The crime of rape still brings The third name being bandied about including both the name and address embarrassment to the victim in our is Rep. Henry Reuss, the Wisconsin of the victim. A recent story on the society. No victim should have to fear populist who heads the House Banking V front page of the second section in the shame and embarrassment as the Committee, a soft-money enthusiast Sun was replete with grisly details result of reporting a crime. whose drawbacks as a central banker including the names and addresses of Rape is unique in the psychological can be counted in double digits. Editors note: Howard Goldberg, a Chronicle the victims, ages 16 and 19. burden that it places on the victim. The Let us assume there are trial columnist since 1975, is aspiring to graduate Giving such prominence of the news Herald-Sun papers should recognize balloons, lofted by the White House to next week. pages to sensational violence and sex that fact and delete victims' names and get us thinking of men other than Everybody lives history, but few people stories is questionable from a news addresses from all stories dealing with Burns in the Fed chairmanship, but the are foolish enough to try to predict how the perspective; but we further believe that rape. air goes out of these balloons when the epochs in which they live will be viewed and the printing the victims' names and men are compared with the man who at labeled by future generations. The faces and places of my Duke experience are already starting to fade in my memory. Rather than devoting a farewell column to recollections, I have tried below to search for a historical perspective on my college years. Because I came to Duke shortly after the Nixon resignation, the most convenient label that comes to mind for this time is the "post-Watergate era." Distrust of politicians, cynicism about government corruption and concern about ethics, however, have not been shaping forces anywhere I've been. Officeholders' caution and media scrutiny have both increased, but this change has turned questions of public trust into mini- dramas, as short-lived and forgetable as TV crime shows. The Bert Lance case would have been no problem for President Carter if he could have seemed to solve it in an hour. Despite the intrigue of Watergate, future historians may look back on this epoch in terms of America's foreign relations. Won't it be a dirty trick on us Nixon-haters if they term it the "generation of peace"? More likely, people in the 21st century will recall the 1970s as a time of rapidly increasing international interdependence. I'm not sure what term the history books will use for this, but I suspect the phrase will be Arabic, and English writers will adopt it HOWEVER, WHILE REMAINING TRULY THANKFUL, I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO DRAW as with the age of the polisor pax Romana YOUR ATTENTION TO THE RIDICULOUS PRICE HEREOF!' ims William Safire into a roaring campaign issue. But such a prospect is unlikely. The probability is that Carter will choose someone to Burns's liking — Gabriel Hauge, now chairman of Manufacturers Hanover, comes to mind — with a track record of fiscal conservatism and personal independence, who would carry on the Burns tradition, especially vital in a time when the banking system is to come under much close scrutiny. The possibility remains, of course, that the President in his press conference was just drawing us off base, setting up a surprise whereby Burns becomes a famous Carter appointee. That would give business confidence a boost and at the same time deliver a kick in the teeth to partisans slavering at the thought of pinning a Carter label on economic bad news. * HE SAID H£ WANTO) ToSAYA LiTOf PRAYER & THE SUCCESS OF OR SAME, Not so far-fetched: Carter knows that 8UT 1 THINK, m GONE TD SLEEP.'' Burns is one of the few men in Washington with the temperate Observer temerity to disagree with him to his face, and with the even greater courage to say good things about the President Heehaw behind his back. Where can another be Russell Baker found who not only reades the Bible conduct the Sixth Symphony of Ludwig bank and put into the sound track of the - 1977 NYT News Service every night in Hebrew but has read van Beethoven (dead). A flick of the comedy after each gag, thus reminding Lord Keynes in the original impen Never in the long span of humanity radio switch brings a song from Bing the home viewer that something funny etrable English? have so many spent so much time being Crosby (dead) or Elvis Presley (dead), is afoot on the screen. entertained by so many who are dead. perhaps some jazz by Louis Armstrong The issue, then, can be simply drawn: And so it came about that Aunt Thanks to sound-recording and film (dead) or Duke Ellington (dead), or- a If Carter wants a man with the Emma had a macabre surprise one technology, you can now pass entire nostalgic session with Glenn Miller character and philosophy of Burns, why night in the early 1960s when she evenings enjoying the diverting (dead). turned on her television and heard not the real thing? And if he wants a company of the deceased. On television you can always tune in Uncle Parker's unmistakable heehaw. Fed chairman who will take soft-money After an hour spinning the records of orders from the White House — why not "The Maltese Falcon" or "Casablanca" At that time he had been dead 20 years, Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin (both and enjoy Humphrey Bogart, Sydney but there was no mistaking that laugh. urge Burns to stick around and fight dead), you can switch to a statelier beat the good fight? Greenstreet and Peter Lorre (all dead). Aunt Emma would doubtless have and hear Arturo Toscanini (dead) Just the other night I passed an agre fainted dead away — the approved eable two hours enjoying Clark Gable, social response of Southern ladies of her who, though dead, still made a era to evidence that your long-dead splendidly swashbuckling rogue of the husband may still be alive —if it hadn't Old West. Afterward I switched back to occurred to her that Uncle Parker had What era is this? the turntable and got into bed while pulled a fast one on her. Howard Goldberg Bruno Walter (dead) conducted the It took immense persuasion to rid her little night music of Wolfgang Amadeus I would prefer to think of this era as the part of an "era of liberation" I seriously of the notion that Uncle Parker had Mozart (dead) and read myself to sleep twilight of capitalism, a time of learning believe this epoch promotes a questioning of faked his death in 1941 so he could abs how to properly distribute the surplus value the human condition by the individual, and with Charles Dickens (dead). cond to Hollywood and spend his produced by labor. But at Duke, where I a search for explanations of repression and Many of the hardest working dead remaining days attending situation- have trouble getting to the door of the so- exploitation. entertainers are those unsung and comedy shows in solitude by the Pacific. called Social Sciences building because of Nationally and at Duke I see people, faceless laughers who toil nightly in After she finally accepted the explan the crowds of business students perpetually particularly women, but also workers, gays, television situation comedy. These are ation that she was simply hearing a gathered outside, I have to think socialism is disabled people and various minorities w the people whose laughter you hear record of Uncle Parker laughing ay off around a Herbert Hoover type developing and practicing new conceptions after the boffolas on shows that have himself half to death at Eddie Cantor or corner. and roles. The changes appear to be Joe Penner in the 1930s, she became a evolutionary and sometimes distressingly been filmed without audiences. I don't Marketing research conducted by suppose all these laughers are dead, but television nuisance. advertising agencies has revealed that the slow, but not fragile or reversible. The claim which sells products best is the liberation is transformation a lot of them must be by this time. The set played all the time and in the adjective "natural." Nevertheless, I can see For a capping irony I point to the "pro I know for a fact that at least one is, middle of conversations, she would this era being studied as "the unnatural family" women who are coming out of the because he is my Uncle Parker, who suddenly cry, "Hush! That's your Uncle age." Instead of getting energy from air, kitchen to oppose the Equal Rights died in 1941. He was famous in the Parker laughing on television." I still Water and sun, people actually fuse the Amendment, abortion and gay rights. These family for his distinctive laugh. pick up Uncle Parker's laugh now and nuclei of atoms so they can wear Dacron conservative women are going out and Furhing the 1930s he traveled to New then and lately —perhaps it is a sign of Polyester instead of cotton. fighting political battles instead of staying York and attended a radio show. Eddie encroaching senility — I catch myself Maybe contemporary America will be at home. As role models, they are teaching Cantor, Joe Penner, or somebody like calling it to the children's attention. tagged "the inflation nation"—not because their children what liberation is all about. 01 that — I don't remember — I was still "Hear that laugh?" I ask. "That's your rising prices, but because of bloating very young. Uncle Parker who's been dead 36 commodities. Coke bottles, which were once years." always eight ounces, are now sold in enorm As Aunt Emma still recalls, "Parker ous sizes, and those little fast-food laughed himself half to death." A The children think it's absurd that a hamburgers which one used to buy by the recording of that show with Uncle man so long dead should ^till be sack, have grown into MacFeasts and Real Parker's distinctive laugh must have laughing, and slightly alarming that I Burgers. been put in a studio attic and forgotten care about it even a little bit. And jjet, Someday a historian may decide this era for years until the birth of television what is so strange about being proud of *s dominated by one big lie, that everything gave birth to the situation comedy, the one person in your family who has ,s "convenient," including appliances that which gave birth to the so-called laugh gained the eternal life granted by come disassembled in impenitrably bound track, which put poor dead Uncle television? boxes. Future sociologists may find a way to Parker into millions and millions of In his special way, Uncle Parker Quantify the anxiety caused by "convenient" American homes. contributes as much to the happiness of credit plans, discount stores and automated services, and term this the "age of The laugh track's purpose is to take America as any of that tireless host of frustration." LM> the uncertainty out of comic writing. the glamorous dead still laboring to To conclude more optimistically, I shall Recorded snippets of ancient audience save us all from having to spend argue that my college years have really been laughter are taken out of a laughter evenings talking to somebody alive. We want the following for Christmas because we are greedy •toa violin case •toaplace in the sun bastards: 7) Monogrammed underw •tothe Hope Diamond Laplace on the Dean's List 1) A two by four, life-sized ear for Tiny Pinder and *a toe clipping from Idi •to that doll that cleans your poster of assistant basketball Tony Warren. Amin room & writes papers for you coach Ray Jones. 8) A lawyer who ,can read *a six pack of Billy Carter — complete with vacuum 2) A tougher football well enough to prosecute for Beer and typewriter schedule featuring Texas, the Maryland basketball •to some economy •toa chance to start over Oklahoma, and Notre Dame. team. Thanks, Santa. I'm leaving you some beer and ptetzels on the 3) An easier basketball 9) A rice diet for Jeff kitchen table, cuz it's going to be a long night. Love schedule featuring Butner Crompton. Amy State Correctional Institute, 10) A round basketball court Mo's Marauders, and North so Carolina can't go to the Carolina School for the four corners. Blind. 11) Case of Clearasil for 4) A new nickname for Gene Mike O 'Koren. ^VHY^IQHTITPffsi Banks. 12) Bowl games for Duke, 5) Twelve scholarships for Wake, and Virginia so they the baseball team. don't feel left out. Just Join Us at the I % 6) Someone to censor the 13) A picture of Ellison cheers at the basketball Goodall. games so Art Chansky will 14) A color coordinator to not rag on us. dress Norm Sloan. We'll leave you a six of beer and a Chronicle to read on the road and spread on the floor for your reindeer. Bill Collins r. c . r,i Jim Mazur Dear Santa Claus, This year I have been pretty good (well, maybe not so good. . . this year I have been pretty bad). However, I have tried hard, and that's what counts, right? Besides, if you don't give me any presents, I probably won't get anything except for a "whipping" from my parents when they see my semester grades. Before I tell you what I want, I would like to know one thing: how do you get from a street corner in NY down to Northgate Shopping Center and then to the Duke Tree Lighting Ceremony all in one day ? MY LIST *a human alarm clock *a Lacoste shirt with a real * another pair ofchopsticks MM3644 CHAPEL HILL BLVD. 15-501 BUSINESS alligator on it *a magnum pistol •T-across from S. Sq. Mall and Uzzle Cadillac - Olds. -¥-¥"¥• ENERGY CONTEST WINNERS East Campus -1 keg West Campus - 3 kegs JARVIS with an KILGO QUAD - with a incredible 33.9% commendable 13*3% decrease in power decrease in power consumption. consumption. Honorable Mention: Crowell - 7.3% Giles - 33.4% Few - 6.9% Aycock - 22.8% Edens - 6.1% Beer donated by - Durham Distributing Co. and Duke Gothic Services Tuesday, December 13,1977 The Chronicle Page Eleven Happy holidays from the arts staff...
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Erwin Rd. at East-West Expressway 2864118 Page Fourteen The Chronicle Tuesday, December 13,1977 Plainly Speaking Jet lag blues? Ed Turlington All that could be heard over the hum of grimace as their wives came in from Knieval and Telly Sevalas, both guests at they are disappointed after their two early the DC-eight jet was a strained version of Neiman-Marcus with an armful of the Sheraton, but, late that afternoon as season defeats, a 4-2 record (5-2 after "Dear Old Duke." They were approaching packages. Relationships between a the group gathered in the lobby, it was tonight) is nothing to be ashamed of. Blue home after a tiring, but enjoyable, five number of couples on the trip were apparent that they had come ready to see Devil doings...Tom Butters, athletic days of tra\{el across the United States. strained after the trip left Dallas, to say the Blue Devils defeat USC. director, spoke to Duke alumni gatherings Such was the scene on Sunday night as the least. Then there was the game. It was a in Houston and San Diego on the trip out 223 basketball players, University As United charter 5840 left Dallas-Fort struggle from the start but, Duke did not West. Main topics of discussion were the officials, and Iron Dukes returned to Worth, with a victory over SMU, the trip fold, even after they were down by 18 possibility of putting lights in Wallace Raleigh- Durham after a sojourn that was took a different attitude. In anticipation of points with just over 10 minutes to go. Wade Stadium and the extension of a new almost perfect, flawed only by a loss to the bright lights and glitter of Hollywood, That the Blue Devils would not give up in contract to Mike McGee. A crowd of 4,400 Southern Cal on Saturday night. people clogged the aisles of the plane, such a dire situation can only be attended the SMU game, while just over encouraging to all Duke partisans. The loss was a tough one for the team to forcing the stewardesses to ask them to be 4,000 were on hand in LA Many Duke take, especially after coming back from an seated before serving lunch. Foster's charges are also a young team fans attended both games in addition to 18-point deficit in the second half. But, by Upon landing in L.A., the group was and are still fusing their talents. Although the Iron Dukes on the charter. Sunday, the agony of defeat was transported to the Sheraton-Universal on beginning to fade from the mind of the the grounds of Universal Studios in North Duke players. Hollywood. Bill Foster and his team As for the Iron Dukes, their subsequently moved to the Sports Arena performance on the trip was admirable. I to practice and then to KNBC in Burbank Proudly never thought I would see the day when to see The Tonight Show. •jjhJEMsirtR Presents: this normally subdued group would leave If you are wondering how all those Duke their seats to greet the Blue Devils when people appeared on camera, it was largely they took their floor in Los Angeles. It was luck. Before the show as people were an effort worthy of any Duke student waiting to enter the studio, a NBC usher This group, with their blue and white asked if anyone had a joke they would like shakers moving rapidly back and forth, to tell on the air to stump Tommy VIRIDIANA made enough noise in Dallas to drown the Newsome and Ed McMahon. SMU band. That is quite an ac Sue Wenzel, wife of Duke assistant directed by Luis Bunuel (1961) complishment because the musical coach Bob Wenzel, and Larry Schmetterer, Mustangs are a rowdy group. a Duke cheerleader, both appeared on the Grand Prize, Cannes Film Festival Perhaps the Duke cheerleaders should show and told jokes. Schmetterer had the with Silvia Pinal, Fernando Rey arouse this group at every home game dubious honor of having part of a cheer because as they showed on this trip, they bleeped by the show's censors. Whatever are a force to be reckoned with, especially the value of the jokes, Duke received '"...Bunuel's most outrageous and devestating attack on religion I after visiting the hospitality rooms in the national publicity that it could not have and society. Viridiana, about to take her final vows i team's hotel. afforded to purchase. convent, visits her uncle, who tries to rape her and then hangs I himself. In atonement, Viridiana organizes a haven for society's I As for Dallas, the most enjoyable Saturday was spent by most people outcasts, but her attempts at Christian charity are disrupted by I activity was watching the husbands touring the area or looking for Evel an incredible orgy, which contains Bunuel's most famous I image — a beggar's feast turned into a blasphemous version of I the Last Supper. PLUS! the famous short, "The Andalusian Dog" directed by Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali Bio-Sci Auditorium Tuesday, Dec. 131 Shows 7:00/9:30 One Dollar J
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WALLACE FOWLIE The Menu One of Duke's most outstanding teachers, a writer and critic whose work has been called "the best criticism of contemporary French Holiday Punch literature now being written in America," has published his memoir. Fresh Oyster Stew with Oysteretts "This book offers a glimpse into the kind of approach to life, the attitude toward ideas, the concern with study, which go into, but lie Roast Steamship Round of Beef Carved to Order behind the scholarly life. Wallace Fowlie gives the history of the Baked Ham preparation of the heart and mind which makes the scholar. Many novelists have written about their own histories, and even about the Baked Idaho Potato with Sour Cream creadve process. Seldom has this been done by a scholar of Professor Green Peas with Mushrooms $295 Fowlie's stature." Jay Martin Yellow Corn "Wallace Fowlie is a humanist who gratefully affirms the role of his Congealed Salads and Relishes Person bi-lingual literary university, and esthetic experience in shaping his world, a world of high and exigent values. We surely need to be Assorted Breads reminded, as he reminds us, that art and literature can shape and Homemade Bavarian Stollen satisfy a sensibility." Germaine Bree Rum Tarts ** Cherry Tarts ** Fruit Cake
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By Bill Collins strength under the boards. After returning from the West coast with a loss Despite just coming off the disappointing loss to to Southern Cal and a win over Southern Southern Cal, the Devils should not have very Methodist, the Duke Blue Devils play host to the much trouble in disposing of the visitors. The University of Chicago tonight in their final home Devils will have a considerable height advantage game of the semester. with 6-11 Mike Gminski, 6-7 Gene Banks, and 6-7 When the Devils host the men from the Windy Kenny Dennard in the front court, and along with City, it will be their third game with a Division III their height advantage, the Devils are quicker than opponent of the season at home. the Maroons. The Maroons, just as Johns Hopkins and The game with the University of Chicago will be Washington College before them, are somewhat of Duke's last before the Holiday Doubleheader in a mystery team. They compiled an 11-9 record last Raleigh, December 28th and 29th against year and are, just as all teams are, looking to Duquesne and St. Joseph's, and their last home improve on last season's mark. game before the January 9th match-up against Chicago has four starters back from last year. Lehigh. John Angelus, Chicago's head coach, landed a 6-7 Duke takes on two ACC opponets on the road in Jim Tolf to complement the veterans, giving the early January, facing Maryland on the 4th in Maroons perhaps the strongest team in years. College Park and State in Raleigh on the 7th. Jay Alley is back for Angelus. Alley, who was The game with Lehigh will be the first game for Chicago's leading scorer a year ago, is joined by Bob Bender, who transferred from Indiana, the 6-2 Bret Shaefer and Daniel Haynes, both 6-6 front point guard not becoming eligible until the second linemen that provide the bulk of the Maroon's semester.
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yearbook was or could be. i discovered there was room for creativity in a yearbook." •:. "Besides traditional things li] Photo by Ken Shapiro sports or student sections, Th« Devil fans are hoping to see Mike Gminski jam Chanticleer also means feature some home when the University of Chicago comes to town on Tuesday. CHRISTMAS TENNIS SPECIALS The Duke Faculty Club Tennis Pro Shop has warm-up suits by Loom Tog, a line of tennis rackets, and tennis accessories for sale. anV:in college." Anyone is invited to come out to the Faculty "I enjoy photograph\ •-« I Club and browse through our selection of started taking pictures tor " In clothing, equipment, and accessories. Chanticleer. For me,..ccn;: Yonex (7500 & 3500) $45.00 strung to The Chanticleer has lu lp*?d in Yamaha (YFG— 30) 37.00 unstrung expressing mv self and Donnay (all-wood) 32.00 unstrung
understanding others." .: Fred Perry Shoes (leather) 20.95 Fred Perry Shoes (suede) 19.95 "The 4 iiau Fred Perry Shoes (canvas) 16.95 Bata Pancho Gonzales off expressing IIIJ Shoes (canvas) 18.40 50% off Loom Tog warm-up suits "Experience? You Duke Faculty Club, off Highway 751, next to Duke Golf Course be a Hemingway or contribute to'The C Hours: 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p,m. 684-6672 The staff .will teach skills That's half th learning ^hat if tak book It s §bi iwi.r COUPON contribute either!,N
The Chanticleer!;wil swing of production "Why not think «l PIZZA would likeio do for Chanticleer over the h Then come up to >04 TWO KS ONE .tower and talk to tilfl usually find someone _ about any hour or day; 16-inch excluded to our Thursday staff m< with coupon In the mean time, g0o&;iuc|f 4:30 PM TIL CLOSING 910 W. Main St. store only CHAflftl Coupon good through Dec. 31,1977 PIZZA ULLAGE • 910 W. Main St. 688-66/0 j \m J ! Open Monday thru Saturday Page Sixteen The Chronicle Tuesday, December 13,1977
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Fiddlemaking, springhouses, and Courage horse trading, sassafras tea, berry buckets, gardening and further Come diocoie, HUGH PRATHER affairs of plain living 50 black-and-white line drawings by Eugene Smith EDITED WITH AN *Jk Got/tic ^oohikof $3.95, paperback INTRODUCTION BY ELIOT WIGGINTON A moving, inspirational book in the AFTERWORD BY (Mb personal journal style of Hugh RICHARD DORSON Prather's bestsellers Notes to Myself S10.95, hardbound; S5.95 paperback and / Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me. In this volume he The latest addition to a unique and to offers his perceptive observations on remarkable series, FOXFIRE 4 the place of traditional values in contains still more affairs of plain living from the mountains of today's lifestyles: the role of love in Southern Appalachia, Here is all-new ^udito'iUm friendship, marriage and other material on water systems, fiddle relationships; the need for personal making, horse trading, logging, courage in the face of life's obstacles gardening, wood carving, cheese and changes. The hundreds of making, and much more — narrative SHERLodoiOLMES thousands of readers who loved interviews with old and new friends; Prather's earlier books will # an appendix updating much of the CALEND^RJB ,i 5 appreciate the ripening of his down- material from the first three to-earth wisdom in NOTES ON volumes; a list of related publications 1978 Jk LOVE AND COURAGE. and sources; and an Afterword by Hugh Prather is the author of Notes to the eminent folkiorist Richard Myself, I Touch the Earth, the llart-h Dorson, There are other collections Touches Me, and Wipe Your Face, You of folklore and crafts from Applachia — but all are judged by the Just Swallowed My Soul. He lives in standards of these delightful and Santa Fe, New Mexico. phenomenally popular Foxfire books.
Eliot Wigginton, faculty advisor to Foxfire magazine, teaches journalism at two schools in Rabun County, Georgia. Sherlock Holmes Calendar, 1978
This is an attractive wall calendar with the Sherlock Holmes theme. It contains 13 original drawings of typical scenes from the Sherlock Holmes stories and Victorian London. The calendar itself marks important events from the stories, as well as pertinent English holidays and events. It also serves its practical function with U.S. holidays indicated and large boxes for personal notations. The calendar is spiral-bound and individually shrink-wrapped.