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The Workin' Man "The Workin' Man" by Alex Conway Chalkboard Joke: Bite My Butterfinger. Couch Joke: The Simpsons run into the living room to find that the couch is only one foot high. Scene: Kwik-E-Mart (Homer walks in) Homer: Howdie Apu. (Sirens go off around the store and cenfeti falls from the celling) Homer: What is going on, I didnt rob anything...or did I? Apu: Dont worry Mr. Simpson you didnt do anything, your just my 1,000th customer! Homer: Really, I feel so happy. (Looks like Homer is about to cry) Apu: And just for being my 1000 customer you recieve and free Super Thick Mondo Slush! (Apu hands him a really big cup with some blue drink inside) Homer: Oooo lala. (Homer is mesmerized by the big drink) Homer: Well I better get to the coal mines. Apu: Coal mines? Homer: The Plant. Apu: Oh. Scene: Sector 7G (Homer walks in with the drink in his hand) Homer: This thing is so thick I cant get anything out of it! (Homer sucks the the straw so much he turns purple) Homer:*sucking noise* Ah, I cant get anything out of this stupid thing. (Homer throws the drink at his computer desk) (The drink finily comes out exept on the computer and sparks fly everywere) Homer: AHH! What have I done! (Smithers walks in) Smithers: Mr Simpson I just want...GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Homer: It wasnt me, it wasnt me, it was...that monkey behind you. (Smithers picks up a monkey that was standing behind him) Smithers: This monkey's name is Dufually and he was supposed to help you out because saftey inspector is a big job but I guess he is working full time until we find a replacement. Homer Simpson, your fired! Homer: D'oh Scene: Simpsons Kitchen Homer: I'll never find another job. Marge: Dont worry, you have been fired dozens of times and always got your job back. Homer: Yea, but this time they have that monkey, he probubly works twice as hard as me. Bart: Yea, and that shouldnt be that hard because you dont work at all. Homer: Shut up boy! Lisa: Maybe its time you get a new job, you know something your good at. Homer: Something Im good at eh? Cant think of a thing. (Homer thinks) Homer: I got it, maybe Moe can help me out. Scene: Moes Tavern Homer: Come on Moe you got to help me out! Moe: Im sorry Homer but I just dont have a job for ya. Homer: Ah Moe, Im just a good bar tender as you...watch. (Homer takes a cup and filles it up with beer but overflows and goes on the floor) Homer: ups Moe: Im sorry I just dont...wait I know. I got a letter a few days ago saying that I could work at the Duff Brewery because for Outstanding Bar Tending. Homer: So? Moe: If you say that your Moe Szyslak, you got a job. Homer: Why dont you take the job? Moe: Because I have a successful business to run here. (They look around Moes to only see two people, Barney who is wasted and Sam who sitting there mindlessly) Homer: Ah Moe- Moe: Yea I see it, just take the letter. Scene: Duff Brewery (Homer walks up to some guy) Homer: Hey hi Im Hom- I mean Moe Szyslak. The Guy: Hello, my name is Walter Colrine. Im the manager around here. So your Moe eh, you dont look a lot like your picture. Homer: Well the camrea does add ugliness. Walter: I see that. Anyway, lets take a walk to were you will be working. Scene: Other Section Of Duff Brewery Walter: You will be working here and- wait a sec. (Walter walks over to Gil) Walter: Gil, I thought I told you to get out of here. Gil: O give me a break Walt. I've got a wife and kids and they said they would leave me if I get fired one more time. Walter: Gil, like I said before, your fired! Gil: Ah Gil is in a lot of trouble now. (Gil leaves) Homer: Getting fired from his job, what a looser. Walter: Sorry about that, you will be having his job. Moe Szyslak you are our new beer inspector. Homer: Wait untile I tell Moe the good news. Walter: What was that? Homer: I said ah...WooHoo Scene: Inspection Room (Homer is sitting in a chair watching bottles of beer go by on a convear belt) Homer: This is so boring, why does beer need to be inspected anyway. Its always so good. (On the convear belt goes a beer bottle with a rat inside) Homer: I cant take it anymore, I just watch beer go past me, bottle after bottle, I got to drink some! (Homer gets up a starts drinking all the beer that comes by) (Walter walks in) Walter: Szyslak what are you doing! Homer: Im just- Walter: Your not supposed to be drinking the beer! You should know better being a bar tender and all. Im just going to have to fire you, NOW GET OUT! Scene: Simpson Kitchen Bart: I dont beleive that you could be fired twice in one week. Homer: Me either. Acually I was pretending to be Moe so technically Moe got fired. Marge: That doesnt matter now, what matters is getting your job back. Homer: Well the Brewery was kinda boring. Marge: No, your Power Plant job. Homer: Oh, that job! But You are right. Im going to march right up to Mr. Smithers to get my job back! Lisa: Maybe you should have done that in the first place. Scene: Smithers Office (Smithers is on the phone) Smithers: Im sorry Mr Burns is in a meating and cannot be disturbed. (Smithers hanges up the phone) (Homer walks in) Smithers: Simpson what are you doing here, I thought I fired you. Homer: You did, but I was kinda woundering if you could maybe posibly higher me again. Smithers: Well I guess so, no one took the job of saftey inspector and Dufually got real sick from licking up the mess you made with that drink. (Scene cuts to the monkey on the computer desk moaning and cring) Homer: So what your saying is I have my job back? Smithers: Yes, Im going to have to. Homer: Thanks, You wont regret this, I'll work harder then ever befor. Scene: Sector 7G (Homer is a sleep in his chair snoring) THE END .
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