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THE M N BREEZE DOW JONES Be« Non-Daily Student Newspaper V the Countty B R CN3 u N z E *&1«,413.7« E R S THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2000 o »5 A DEADLY DISEASE Eating disorders take toll on college students BY JEN BONDS above normal weights for significant bulimic behaviors, news editor height and age factors. Victims Stefancin said. also have an intense fear of After the death of a JMU Smith said, "An episode of gaining weight binge eating is characterized by student because of an eating "Anorexia nervosa is an eat- disorder, campus awareness of eating in a discrete period of ing disorder characterized by a time an amount of food that is the dangers of disorders has distorted body image," said increased. definitely larger than most peo- Ron Stefancin, director of ath- ple would eat in a similar peri- According to Linda Smith, letic training service. "People od of time. Those who suffer associate director of the Uni- suffering from this disorder versity Health Center, about 5 from bulimia feel like they lack have an irrational fear of control and cannot stop eating to 15 percent of all college-age becoming fat or determination during the episodes." women suffer from an eating to be thin." disorder. Smith said bulimics use "inappropriate compensatory While students with cer- behavior to avoid weight gain, tain eating disorders are seen usually self-induced vomiting." by college medical and coun- People suffering... have According to Stefancin, seling staffs, many students symptoms of bulimia include have complex disorders and an irrational fear of irregular weight loss, eating have never been treated or are becoming fat... binges and disappearance after having relapses, she said. binges, substance abuse, dental Sophomore Leslie George — Ron Stefancin problems, use of laxatives and died of bulimia-related condi- director of athletic training service diuretics and problems with tions at the University of Vir- the throat, esophagus, stomach ginia Medical Center on Sept. »— and colon. Sold out with 29. George spent more than six hours in surgery for sepsis, Smith said those suffering Body image an infection caused by stomach from anorexia usually are med- Eating disorders affect toxins that leaked into her ically underweight, but think mostly young women, abdominal cavity. She had suf- 1 they are overweight although men have also report- empty seats fered from bunmia and anorex- Stefancin said symptoms in ed suffering from disorders. ia nervosa for four years. anorexics include weight loss, "There is a l-to-10 male to According to UHC physi- obsession with exercise, social female ratio of those who have Game has no tickets, no-shows cian Mouline Etre, 10 to 20 per- withdrawal, restriction of food an eating disorder," Etre said. BY TOM STEINFELDT had been available at the Convo cent of people suffering from intake and denial of , The media is often blamed news editor/ since school began. an eating disorder die each avoidance of social eating situ- for perpetuating ideal images But, like Villanova's defen- year. ations and abnormal reproduc- of women, as most women are The demands of an improved sive strategy, not everything tive functioning. depicted as young, thin and football team with a greater fol- went according to plan. Anorexia beautiful. Stefancin said society lowing required a new scheme to The policy was one ticket per About six in 1,000 young Bulimia "reinforces eating disorders. accommodate this year's Home- student, but Mike Carpenter, an women suffer from anorexia Bulimia is described as a Thin is in." coming game crowd, always one athletic ticket manager, said the nervosa, an eating disorder binge/purge emotional eating of the season's biggest draws. ticket office lacks JAC card scan- which causes patients to refuse disorder. Five to 10 percent of see EATING, page 7 For the first time, students ners and couldn't stop students to maintain body weight at or females ages 12 to 24 display had to pick up tickets in advance, from getting multiple tickets. free of charge, which designated "We were hoping for student 73 seat assignments in the student honesty," he said, but acknowl- oms of eating disorders > section. The plan was to guaran- edged that several students like- tee a free ticket to all students ly broke the rules. who picked up the hot item ANOREXIA ^^ BULIMIA e■v The imperfect ticket policy -Obsession with exercise -Irregular weight loss o before Thursday of Homecoming contributed to further problems r- week. A similar method will be as the Convo ticket office tem- -Social withdrawal -Eating binges O used for Parent's Weekend. C/) porarily ran out of student tick- -Avoidance of social eating -Disappearence after bingeiSS Tickets were available at a ets before the pick-up deadline. satellite booth in Warren Hall According to Carpenter, situations -Substance abuse -1 and the Convocation Center tick- 6,100 total student tickets were -Unhappiness -Self-injury 3- et office. Tickets were not avail- distributed, 2,300 more than the able in Warren during Home- (A 3,800 tickets originally set aside -Peculiar, ritualistic eating habits-Excessive chewing coming week, however, which -Abnormal reproductive functioning -Dental problems confused some students. Tickets see TICKETS, page 7

Them's Fighting Words 1 Survivors! li:i*'.'nl Bands Galore Women's soccer beat George Mason Tuesday I Taking advantage of what the Valley has to Raiting Awareness Indie rock is alive and well. Lesser- A mother speaks on the alco- known rock thrives as WXJM adds night in a tough game that featured the ejec- offer, UREC offers exciting and adventurous tion of the Mason coach and three players. hol-poisoning death of her to their repertoire of bookings in the programs that give JMU students a taste of son on his 21st birthday. 'Burg. Page 21 Page 27 the great outdoors. Pages 18-19 Page 3 ■■ mm

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THURSDAY, OCT. 12 SGA 9 Death penalty vigil 9 • Bachelor of Individualized Studies Infor­ • Campus Crusade for Christ "Primetlme" large group mation meeting, noon, Paul Street meeting, 8 p.m.. Warren 4th floor, contact House, call x5824 Shelby at 442-1650 OPINION

• Yoga Club, 5 p.m., Taylor 302, e-mail House Editorial: Kal at safranka MONDAY, OCT. 16 Students show maturity that • A cappella concert featuring the JMlj Overtones and the faculty member lacked 12 * Baptist Student Union large group Pitchforks, an all-male group from Duke University, 8 p.m. praise and worship, 5:30 to 7 p.m.. Taylor Down Under, free, call Jane at 437-5357 Spotlight: What was your Baptist Student Center (corner of favorite homecoming moment? 12 Cantrell and Main streets) Darts and Pats 13 • Young Democratic Socialists gen­ TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: E-mail Richard at The Breeze eral meeting, 8 p.m., Taylor 311, call at saksharh with the information (event, date, location, contact into, Class of 2000 graduate defends etc.) Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday for a Michael or Aaron at 433-6411 constitutionality of Turf Thursday issue. by Courtney Crowley 13

In defense of Bush's ABM plan by Sean McWeeney 15 POLICE LOG FOCUS WEATHER ASEY BONDS r UREC adventure program 18-19 liipolice reporter Today STYLE Sunny Liquor laws were reportedly Underaged Possession of High 70 Low 40 violated on Oct. 7 at 1:22 p.m. when Alcohol Restaurant review 21 an officer allegedly observed a • Allison Mann, 18, of Poolesvllle, tapped keg with numerous people "Celtlcfuslon" 21 Md., was arrested and charged with High Low standing around It consuming underaged possession of alcohol at Smokin' Grass & The Larry alcohol In C-4 lot. the Godwin bus stop on Oct. 7 at Scattered clouds 73 45 Keel Experience 23 The party responsible for the keg 1:23 a.m. Is unknown and the keg was • Brian S. Wynne, 18, of Sunny 75 49 Knows 25 claimed as abandoned property Alexandria, was arrested and Partly cloudy Box office report 25 until Identified. charged with underaged possession 74 48 No arrests have been made. of alcohol at the G-lot bus stop on Cloudy Oct. 7 at 1:46 a.m. 67 42 SPORTS Drug Violation • Kyle T. Proehl, 19, of Virginia • A JMU student was judicially Beach was arrested and charged Women's soccer 27 referred for a drug violation when a with underaged possession of baggie with a small amount of plant MARKET WATCH alcohol on Oct. 7 at 3:30 a.m. at Wednesday, Oct. 4,2000 Football takes on Rhode Island 27 material was reportedly found In a Gibbons Hall. Karia Gessler 29 book bag that was left In Gibbons • Myrlam A. Fusilier, 18, of DOW JONES AMEX Hall between 3 and 3:45 p.m. on Manassas, was arrested and 110.61 Picks of the week 31 Oct. 6. charged with underaged possession 6.87 close: 915.55 • Myrlam A. Fusilier, 18, of of alcohol on Oct. 7 at 3:30 a.m. at dose: 10,413.79 Club sports 31 Manassas, was arrested and Gibbons Hall. charged with possession of NASDAQ S&P 500 LIFESTYLES marijuana on Oct. 7 at 3:30 a.m. at 75.05 22.43 Gibbons Hall. see POLICE LOG page 7 close: 3,168.49 close: 1,364.59 Comics 33 Horoscopes 34 INFORMATION Crossword puzzle 34

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"At the time, I may have done c Light candles for life exactly what his friends did." Students gather for second CINDY MCCUE execution vigil of the year speaker Page 9 see below Celebrating responsibly: B.R.A.D.'s tale urges students to party safe to live to 22 McCue emphasized the need for students to recognize would do in any medical emergency and call 911, BY KC GARDNER the signs and symptoms of alcohol poisoning and how to she said. contributing writer take appropriate action. According to McCue, after her McCue reminded students they could go to her orga­ nization's Web site, zmmv.brad21.org for more information More ttian 350 students attended an alcohol aware­ son Bradley passed out, his friends put him in bed on alcohol poisoning. ness lecture Monday night in PC Ballroom that kicked off and laid him on his side to prevent him from choking In Bradley's case, most of his friends with him the JMU's new program to help students celebrate events if he vomited. "At the time, I may have done exactly what his night of his death were of legal drinking age. However, safely and drink responsibly. they failed to seek medical assistance simply because Speaker Cindy McCue co-founded alcohol awareness friends did," McCue said. they didn't realize his life was at stake. organization B.R.A.D. 21, which stands for "Be Responsi­ "Our family deals with grief everyday," McCue said. ble About Drinking." "And Bradley's friends deal with grief and guilt." The organization was started by McCue's friends and Be Responsible About Drinking McCue also discussed the polarizing effect statistics family after her son Bradley died of alcohol poisoning and perceptions of drinking have on young adults. while celebrating his 21st birthday almost two years ago. According to a survey she quoted, high school students He was a junior at Michigan State University. U.K.A.I). vkiiN fiHtiukd by '.A.-, perceive that almost 90 percent of college students drink McCue focused on pertinent situations and realities the family uikJ Irioiuls i>l excessively. However, McCue said the actual percentage that college students face about drinking. She also llr.»4llcy McCuc. a MKhigan of students who binge-drink on college campuses is clos­ armounced JMU's participation in the B.R.A.D. 21 Birth­ er to 43 day Card Program, an effort to remind students to cele­ Slate UnhxTsily junior, who percent. p«nsomng after w McCue describes these perceptions as the disparity brate responsibly on their birthdays. between the increase in consumption rates of students Bradley died as a result of what McCue called "a ivicbrstlit^ his 2P' l>ifihtlay. % who drink in contrast to the overall increase in the num­ ritual across the country to drink your age in shots on ber of students who choose not to drink at all. your birthday." According to the UHC, in the CORE alcohol and The University Health Center and the Office of Stu­ • 'It is our hojx' thttl k* II drug campus-wide survey conducted last spring, the dent Affairs are sponsoring the B.R.A.D. 21 Birthday ethicaliiMial infirrimiliori majority of JMU students have between zero and five Card Program, which will begin next week. Every JMU student turning 21 throughout the year will receive a disiribiilcti by the tx^uniAition will prevent drinks per week. Amid the facts and figures, McCue's tragic story card on or near their birthday. oilier lamilies from sulTcring the loss wc spoke to students on a more personal level. The cards feature Bradley's photo, and brief back­ have .stiMainctl." "It's more reality-based when you hear it from some­ ground information on his story and the B.R.A.D. 21 graphic courtesy of B.R.A.D. one who has had that kind of experience," sophomore Jill organization. The card reads, "You're turning 21 ... We want you to turn 22 ... Celebrate responsibly." Sutton said. Junior Erika Bennington said, "It was very personal­ McCue said the decision to place Bradley's image in To her, this highlighted the importance of educating ized since she has seen the most negative result of exces­ the card was a difficult but meaningful gesture. "Putting young adults and their parents about how to deal with sive drinking. Students don't think enough about how Brad's picture in the card was a way to make people real­ excessive use of alcohol by others. harmful and dangerous it can be to drink too much." ize he was just like them and that it can happen to any­ McCue made it clear that "passing out" and "sleeping it off" aren't the same thing. Knowing the difference is For students like freshman Kristin Von Kundra, one," she said. McCue's lecture made a lasting impression. "It was an JMU is now the first university in Virginia and the crucial. eye-opening experience and I think most students 36th nationwide to start the B.R.A.D. 21 Birthday Several warning signs that an intoxicated person is here tonight will think twice about drinking next Card Program. in danger include unconsciousness or semi-conscious­ Ann Simmons, director of UHC, said the cards serve ness, slow breaths of less than eight per minute, and time," she said. McCue's main goal was to help students recognize as a reminder to drink and celebrate carefully. cold pale skin. and understand that they are not immune to the conse­ "Take care of your friends and yourself," she said. If someone exhibits one or more of the symptoms, quences of choosing to drink excessively. "The alcohol is "Recognize alcohol problems or situations you should McCue urged students not to hesitate to ask for help even not the evil, the abuse is," she said. remove yourself from." if they are underage. Students should do what they UHC gears up for flu vaccinations follow the CDC's distribution recommen­ BY JEANINE GAJEWSKI This summer, the Cen- i/irmiUTT The University dations when designing its flu vaccination staff writer ters for Disease Control Health Center p M I U /\ [ ( 1 M A I campaign this season. Remember the last time you had a bad based in Atlanta, has been "We're on top of the situation in terms case of the flu? High fever, chills, body Ga., predicted • Mon. Nov. 1.3 - Wed. Nov. 15 1! a. m. - 5 p.m. ISAT 2002 of talking with the manufacturer and the aches, persistent cough and respiratory CDC," said Smith, who is heading the trouble probably kept you miserably con­ Nov. 20 - Dec. 15 M-F lower production Health Center's distribution efforts. She fined to bed for at least a week. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. University Health Center said the Health Center has received opti­ The good news is that beginning in close contact mistic reports from its vaccine provider as mid-November the University Health yeaS'vacSie. C^led with other with the vac- manufacturing problems, the CDC expect­ g cine's manu- recently as last week. Center will be offering a flu vaccine. Smith said the UHC distributed a The vaccine is "not 100 percent, but ed this could lead to a substantial delay in facturer and total of 1,800 doses of the vaccine last very effective in preventing influenza the distribution of the flu vaccine and pos­ le CDC. season and has ordered 2,000 doses for infections," said Linda Smith, associate sibly fewer doses available than last year. In previous years, the CDC has rec­ Threats of delayed distribution due to ommended receiving the vaccine between this year's season. director of the Health Center. Dorm residents are particularly sus­ UHC will make the vaccine available vaccine production problems led the CDC October and mid-November, before sea­ ceptible to catching and spreading the flu. to students, faculty and staff between to issue several precautionary recommen­ sonal flu actively begins. This year, the Smith said because of the "close, commu- Nov. 13 and Dec. 15 this year. As in previ­ dations to health care providers to ensure CDC is urging health care providers to those at high risk of infection would have delay immunization programs until mid- ous years, the vaccine will cost $5 for stu­ see FLU page 11 dents and $2.50 for faculty and staff. timely access to the vaccine. November. The Health Center plans to 41 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, OCT. 12.2000 NEWS

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Proudly Presented by Students for Minority Outreach NEWS THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 20001 THE BREEZE | 7 Tickets an easy sell, tough draw TICKETS, from page 1 Although some students school game atmosphere where Government Association to Carpenter said complemen- couldn't get in, about 700 pos- they could come in and do what- develop methods to increase stu- tary seating in Section 5 on the for students. But with nearly sessing the prized pass didn't ever they wanted." dent participation at athletic student section side, reserved for double the anticipated amount of attend the game, Carpenter said. Despite some student incon- events. recruits and guests of players, students grabbing tickets, he said Despite selling 13,200 tickets, veniences, he said many fans Bourne said he would like to coaches and cheerleaders, may all student tickets were distrib- up 700 from last year, the esti- enjoyed not having to battle for start discussing potential be moved to the JMU side to uted on the afternoon of the Oct. mated body count was 11,500, their seats, particularly the alum- changes in early January and open more student seating. He 4 deadline without fulfilling all according to Bradley Babcock, ni. But for the most part, seat finalize decisions by February. also suggested returning the stu- requests. the executive associate athletic assignments in the student sec- Pete Swerdzewski, SGA vice dent section to general admission "That's where we ran into director. tion were not enforced. president of administrative seating while maintaining the some confusion," he said. "We Official attendance is based Although recognizing the affairs, said student suggestions advanced ticket policy to prevent didn't really run out. We just on the number of tickets sold, not social aspect of Homecoming as have been well received by the overselling the game. But Car- weren't sure of our student allot- the amount of people at the well, Athletic Director Jeff athletic department in the past penter said such changes are pri- ment." game. An exact number of stu- Bourne said encouraging student and SGA will continue to help marily made by the athletic By Oct. 2, the student section dents there was not known. interest in the game is a main make any necessary adjustments. department. located in Sections 1-4 on the "It was kind of disappointing goal. Changes could be made to Considering the more con- press box side of Bridgeforth Sta- to see all 6,000 (students) weren't "We need the support of the reduce the amount of fans stand- trolled environmentof the Par- dium sold out, accounting for there," Carpenter said. But he students on our side, the athletes ing between the fence and seats ent's Day game, the same poli- about 4,000 seats, Carpenter said. understood students' last minute need them, " he said. on the student section side. cies will be implemented for the The 1,600 tickets for the green decisions to miss the contest for On the whole, both Bourne Although no standing room only season's other main draw. bleachers near Godwin Field the other Homecoming hoopla. and Carpenter said they were tickets were sold, about 1,000 "Parents won't want the free- sold out two days later, leaving Like many students, junior pleased with how things went. people roamed this area during for-all that the student section some students empty-handed. Cindy Adams said, "I didn't "I think overall, the (ticket) the game. entails," Carpenter said. But he Carpenter said the ticket even have a plan of what I was handout went really well," Carpenter said no great effort does expect many students. office evaluated the seating on going to do for Homecoming." Bourne said. was made to disperse the stand- Students have through Oct. the lakeside side of the stadium She said many students don't He said collaboration ing crowd so not to disgruntle 27 to pick up free reserved tickets and decided to print out more stay for the whole game, opting between students and the athletic Homecoming celebrators. "We for the Nov. 4 contest. Carpenter student tickets to distribute on for activities on Godwin Field or department via the Madison just kind of let it slide," he said. said 3,500 student tickets were Oct. 5-6. He said 500 to 600 tick- Greek Row and then returning. Athletic Committee will help Bourne said the chief concern reserved and about 2,600 remain. ets for Section 8 were given to "There were some com- decide if changes to the system is maintaining a clear path for Tickets to the public have sold those denied a ticket on the origi- plaints," Carpenter said. "People are needed. The MAC was emergency vehicles to reach out and the waiting list numbers nal Oct. 4 deadline. were used to kind of the high formed last year by the Student injured players on the field. 200 people requesting 800 tickets. Eating disorders a threat for many women EATING .from page 1 tidisciplinary treatment team including, loved one is suffering from an eating dis- depression screening as well as physical but not limited to, a physician, nurse, psy- order to confront the issue head-on. "Let examination," Smith said. Etre also said eating disorders often co- chologist, nutritionist and an athletic coor- them know you are concerned and that Stefancin said the team can make rec- exist with other psychiatric problems dinator," Smith said. you care," she said. "Even if the person is ommendations to patients at weekly meet- including depression, anxiety and Obses- Once a person takes the first step and not ready for help, it plants a seed." ings, including hospitalization, but they sive Compulsive Disorder. realizes he or she has an eating disorder, UHC has brochures and staff willing to can't provide medical care. "Sexual abuse has been reported in 20 recovery can still be slow and arduous. provide counsel to students who would "Referrals to off-campus professionals to 50 percent of eating disordered "The longer disordered eating habits like to help friends or family members may be needed," Smith said. patients," she said. are practiced, the more resistant they are to they feel are in danger. Etre said, "Students who are severely Stefancin also said athletes participat- treatment," Stefancin said. "The condition affected from their eating disorder need ing in any sport that judges body image as has to be managed psychologically and Local resources structured inpatient treatment at a special- well as performance are also susceptible to nutritionally. There's not an instant cure Since 1982, JMU has had a Multidisci- ty clinic." eating disorders. "Gymnasts, divers, track by a lifestyle change, it may take years." plinary Team for Eating and Exercise Kirsten Ryan, coordinator of group fit- or swimming athletes, where extra Smith also agreed recovering from an Behaviors (MTEB) comprised of faculty ness and wellness at UREC, also provides weight can slow you down are common eating disorder can be difficult. and staff who provide information and those with eating issues educational sup- groups," he said. "There have been many "People can be cured, however, it suggestions for those who feel they have a port through Student Advocates for Body documented cases." depends on multiple factors including the problem with eating behaviors. Acceptance, a student-run organization. motivation of the individual to get better "The team provides a safety net for "We have all types of women ...," Roads to recovery and the severity of the illness," she said. students by providing them with weight Ryan said. The group is planning to orga- 'Treatment is best provided by a mul- Smith also advises those who suspect a checks, dietary monitoring, fitness testing, nize programs for February.

POUCE LOG, from page 2 underaged consumption of alcohol on the The phone is made of black plastic with notice was placed on the non-student. Lakeside service drive on Oct. 7 at 3:35 am. a silver face. • Gregory T. Downer, 18, of Charlottesville, • A JMU student was judicially referred for Intimidation was arrested and charged with underaged underaged consumption of alcohol and theft Destruction of Property • A victim reported a student used abusive possession of alcohol on the Lakeside ser- on Oct. 8 at 2:45 am. in Potomac Hall. The • JMU employees reported unknown per- and insulting language in Potomac Hall on vice drive on Oct. 7 at 3:35 a.m. student had reportedly stolen two city signs. sons removed vehicle emblems from four Oct. 6 at 2:30 a.m. different vehicles in H-lot between 10:30 The student reportedly became angry Underaged Consumption of Alcohol Petty Larceny a.m. on Oct. 4 and 3:15 a.m. on Oct. 6. when he was asked to quiet down. • A JMU student was judicially referred for • Two JMU soccer signs were reportedly Mazda, Toyota, Dodge and Blazer underaged consumption of alcohol and stolen from the sidewalks near CISAT and emblems were reported stolen. Computer Misuse non-compliance with an official request on the Lakeside area on Oct. 7 between 7 a.m. • Unknown persons reportedly kicked out • A JMU student was judicially referred for Oct. 7 at 1:23 a.m. at the Godwin bus stop. and 11 p.m. vents of two bathroom doors in the locker sending harassing computer messages in • A JMU student was judicially referred for • An unknown person reportedly removed room at Godwin Hall between 2 a.m. on Wampler Hall on Oct. 5 at noon. underaged consumption of alcohol on Oct. a JMU parking hangtag from an employee's Oct. 7 and 4:10 a.m. on Oct. 8. 7 at 1:46 a.m. at the G-lot bus stop. vehicle in G-lot on Oct. 9 between 8:15 Number of drunk in public charges since • Two JMU students were judicially a.m. and 2:30 p.m. Assault Aug. 28:32 referred for underaged consumption of alco- • A student reported a cell phone stolen • A student and a non-student were hol on Oct. 7 at 3:30 a.m. at Gibbons Hall. from his vehicle on Oct. 7 between 6:30 involved in a domestic dispute in Hillside Number of parking tickets issued between • A JMU student was judicially referred for and 7:45 p.m. Hall on Oct. 8 at 3 p.m. A trespassing Oct. 2 and Oct. 8:676 NEWS 81 THE BREEZE| THURSDAY, OCT. 12,2000

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The Place to Be! NEWS THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 2000 I THE BREEZE | 9 Sports changes, group funds addressed BY JAMES DAVID contributing writer JMU is hoped to increase fan interest, he than an hour, the SGA overwhelmingly "A couple of years ago I had tried to said. Road games would be played closer passed the Agape Christian Fellowship start a magazine but getting advertisers is Impending changes in university to more students' hometowns and in areas Finance Bill, giving the interdenomina- next to impossible unless you are a bigger sports went up to bat during a guest where more alumni live, making it easier tional Christian organization the $868.87 it publication," he said. speaker presentation at Tuesday's Student for the Dukes faithful to bring the ruckus. needed to purchase musical equipment StSter Speak has a great opportunity to Government Association meeting. Another topic sure to raise future con- for use at its services. raise the level of awareness regarding Athletic Director Jeff Bourne spoke to troversy was briefly discussed. Although Spotswood and Converse Halls' Sen. important issues that affect not only the Senate about how the athletic depart- offering few details, Bourne addressed the David Clementson, noted the work the women, but all of us concerned with the ment wants to "find more opportunities to rumors that several sports teams will be cut organization did and the "high road val- health and safety of our James Madison be more interactive and involved." He from the JMU ros'ter in the near future to ues" the organization practices. community," Arts and Letters Sen. Keith asked for student leaders to help, urging avoid Title IX violations. Title IX prohibits A Sister Speak Finance Bill also over- Markel said. them to act as "ambassadors and commu- w h e 1 m i n g 1 y "I am proud to see the SGA supporting nicators" to the university and beyond. passed after being worthwhile organizations such as this Regarding sporting event tickets, -Ml S M*|1IM1N I tabled last week in group that will continue to work to benefit 6> STUDENT Bourne said he wants to organize a committee. the entire university through education T7T GOVERNMENT group of students to work on the seating Update Sister Speak, a and awareness." 111 ASSOCIATION and ticket policy during this time of student publica- Agape Christian Fellowship is an "trial and error." Athletic Issues tion, strives to offer organization comprised of many groups "Students should have a say on tick- a positive venue that provides a place of worship and fel- ets," he said. "We need a system that is • Student group to address ticket policy suggested for feminist ideas lowship for all people who seek to know manageable, has equity and can be used • Football moving to new conference? through different more about Jesus, said senior David Lu, year in and out with consistency." creative outlets, leadership coordinator of ACF. He suggested using JAC card scan- • Potential changes in sports teams according to their Clementson said, "Anyone who's ners to keep a more accurate record of Financial Bill mission statement. attended any of their meetings could not attendance. That way the school knows •Agape Christian Fellowship receives $868 The bill allocat- deny how vital the music is, and how how many tickets to make available for ed $1,000 to help talented the musicians are. Now they students. • Sister Speak receives $1,000 the group reach are in debt, they've come to us as a Beyond tickets, another suggested the $2,301 needed financially struggling organization, change called for adding football to the sex discrimination in any educational pro- to stabilize the three-year-old publication. needing our help to buy adequate music Colonial Athletic Association. While gram or activity that receives federal funds. The talk of a publication reminded equipment." most other JMU sports are in the CAA, The Centennial Sports Commission, some SGA members of the recent contro- Lu and other ACF members the football team plays in the Atlantic-10 comprised of alumni, staff, faculty and versy over Turf and some senators feared researched to find the lowest prices possi- Conference. students, has worked on a report about the SGA would be accountable for content. ble for musical equipment and had low- Bourne said joining CAA football JMU sports teams, but it has not been In support of the bill, Arts and Letters ered their original asking amount from would enable the Dukes to play more released to the public. Sen. Amanda Klein said, "Be objective, the $980 to $868.87. away games closer to Harrsionburg. JMU Decisions regarding the future of sev- past events are not equal or parallel." Clementson wanted to help student uusually has to make two trips to the eral sports will largely rely on the report, Sister Speak members had tried to get organizations and offered his assistance Northeast each season to battle two of the but "there will be a large window of local businesses to advertise their maga- in helping ACF prepare materials for A-10's five New England teams. CAA opportunity to respond to the report zine, but after contacting 40 potential the bill. football would not include such schools. before it is presented to (JMU) President advertisers, they only received one ad. Clementson also got involved when The change would pit the Dukes (Linwood Rose)," Bourne said. "I am not They attempted other fund-raising, such Lu expressed how vital music was to against schools such as the University of going to make a decision without consult- as a football stadium clean-up, but failed fellowship. Delaware, Hofstra University, Drexel Uni- ing people. We don't make decisions to gather the necessary funds. "I am happy for Agape and I hope a lot versity and Towson University, Bourne behind the line." College of Business Sen. Mike Parris of people get to know this great organiza- said. The move would also cut the team's Other issues were tackled during the related the problems Sister Speak had to tion better," Clementson said. "I am also travel expenses. Tuesday night meeting. problems he encountered in the past, glad to see the SGA was able to contribute More games in a closer proximity to After an intense debate lasting more which prompted him to support the bill. money to such a good organization." Respect Life vigilant of execution

BY KILEY WALAWENDER everyone should give some thought to. Everyone contributing writer should become more educated and conscious of what Respect Life held a vigil Tuesday night to remember is going on here." the life of Bobby Lee Ramdass and his victim Mohammad This has been the second execution vigil this year at Kayani. Ramdass was the 21st inmate to be executed in JMU. The first was held in September to remember Derek Virginia in the past two years, in accordance with the Barnabei. More than 50 students attended the first vigil. death penalty. "Coming out tonight is showing a respect for all Fliers and pamphlets were handed out to students human life," Frank Viscomi, JMU senior mechanical engi- around campus to let them know of the evening's event neer said after the vigil. "One of the important factors is "We are trying to create an awareness on campus, in to always allow individuals time for spiritual growth to hopes that JMU students will at least become somewhat seek their own forgiveness." more educated, if not involved in this serious issue," said To receive the death penalty in Virginia, a person sophomore Lori Krizek, coordinator of the vigil and head must commit a murder under one or more special cir- of Respect Life, a student group run through Catholic cumstances. These circumstances include crimes such as Campus Ministry. robbery or attempted robbery, rape or attempted rape, a The vigil began at 8:45 p.m. in front of Wilson Hall. multiple homicide, murder for hire, murder while incar- Ramdass was scheduled to be executed by lethal injection cerated, murder of more than one person in a three year at 9 p.m. at the Greensville Correctional Center. period or murder of a victim who is less than 14 years old About 40 students gathered in a circle with candles in by a perpetrator 21 or older, according to the Virginians remembrance of Ramdass and Kayani. for Alternatives to the Death Penalty (VADP). Virginia has carried out more than 1,300 executions in Ramdass was sentenced to death for the Sept. 1992 SARAH PRATT/< OUtributing pholo^ruplwr its history, which is more than any other state. The death robbery and murder of 7-Eleven store clerk Kayani. Ram- Students reflect on an execution Tuesday night. dass was 19 years old when he committed the crime, and penalty was stopped in 1976, but resumed in June 1982. had been on Death Row since April 6,1993. "Hopefully this event has brought awareness to many There are still 29 individuals on Death Row in Virginia, As the clock atop Wilson Hall chimed 9 p.m., vigil people of different backgrounds and opinions as we according to the VADP. participants bowed their heads in silence as Ramdass' remember Ramdass and his victim tonight," freshman More information regarding the death penalty is avail- sentence was carried out. The silence was followed by a Kris Gillen said. able on the VADP Web site at wivw.vadp.org. period of time where anyone was welcome to voice their Freshman Leslie Patterson said, "I think that the Krizek said the best way for someone interested in thoughts or emotions regarding the issue of the death question 'Why do people kill people who kill people to helping to end the death penalty to get involved is "to penalty or the events of the evening. show that killing people is wrong' is something that write to (Virginia) Governor (Jim) Gilmore (R)." 101 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 2000 NEWS

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Faculty Senate hears concerns Addressing the dart, Sullivan said, "I Faculty Senate members received a would like to see you all, the professors, Flu vaccinations soon to be dose of student concerns regarding recent write a response directed to the students controversy at their Oct. 5 meeting. saying all professors do not think in that The controversy centered on two manner about students." available at Health Center recently published items — Turf and the and is effective in preventing influenza Moving to another matter, Sullivan FLU, from page 3 derrogatorty dart toward students from a urged faculty members to send a condo- type A. It does not prevent the common professor in the Oct. 2 issue of The Breeze lence letter to the family of sophomore nal setting students live in, we strongly cold or gastrointestinal diseases, which Student Government Association Presi- Leslie George who died Sept. 29 of recommend (students receive the flu) produce similar symptoms and are often dent Mark Sullivan spoke to the senate bulimia-related conditions. vaccination." mistaken for the flu. about both items. The senate's other major item of dis- There is also no way to predict the "Each year there is a real misunder- "I was really cussion focused on JMU's budget. severity of the upcoming winter flu sea- standing of what influenza symptoms upset about how < "I feel that some departments are being son. According to the CDC, there are cur- actually are," Smith said. In Brief poor JMU stu- overlooked as new buildings and technolo- rently four anti-viral drugs approved by High fever, extreme fatigue, head and dents are being gy are being added," Nikitah Imani, an the Food and Drug Administration to body aches, vomiting, diarrhea, chills, represented (in Turf)"Sullivan said."I was assistant professor of sociology, said. The treat acute influenza. However, these cough, nasal congestion, red eyes, short- under the impression that it was ... not a budget is too focused on adding more and drugs are not a substitute for the vaccine ness of breath and other respiratory prob- magazine to degrade us." not repairing what we already have." and should not be used as such. lems are all warning signs of influenza. Many Faculty Senate members agreed, Members said no renovations would Smith believes the delayed timing of Flu symptoms generally last seven to 10 saying it was an inappropriate portrayal of be made unless there is a variety of the vaccination campaign may even days. JMU students. Others said they were departmental input. provide greater protection. The effects The CDC said that influenza is a stunned by the magazine, but thought that of the vaccine will last the entire flu very serious disease, resulting in may be how some JMU students really act. — contributing writer Tarra Holman season, which ends in March. Smith approximately 20,000 deaths and said in previous years, many have 110,000 hospitalizations per year in the opted not to receive the vaccine until United States. early- to mid-November to extend cov- UHC encourages students to seek Colleges erage into late March. vaccination and to visit their Web site, UG Student Trampled At Football Game The vaccine contains three different www.jmu.edu/liealthclr for more informa- strains of inactivated influenza virus tion and continuing updates. An 18-year-old student was trampled and seriously injured at a University of Georgia football game Saturday, Oct. 7, after thousands of fans rushed the field at the game's end. Doctors upgraded Kristine Yu's condition to good Monday, Oct. 9, after she spent the weekend in the intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital, a hospital spokeswoman said. Yu suffered head injuries as she was caught in the stampede of several thousand Need pra<^m 6oo«? fans that rushed the field after Georgia's 21-10 victory over University of Tennessee, said Asa Boynton, director of public safety at UG. Fans tore down both goal posts, which is not tradition after a UG victory, Boynton said. Ca(( Jen foi* or Rlcharc/ Only one other student reported an injury from the melee — a sprained ankle. The 5 end-of-the-game melee surprised on-duty officers, who had reported a quiet afternoon at tfce news desk x6699 for arrests. — from wire reports

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Editor Gina Montefusco Managing editor Alison Manser Ads manager Haylie Lum Photo director Carrie Klinker News editor Jen Bonds Nexos editor Tom Steinfeldt Asst. news editor Richard Sakshaug Opinion editor Steve Glass Style editor Julie Sproesser Focus editor Amanda Capp Aist. style/focus erffto Meghan Murphy i Sports editor Andrew Tufts Asst. sports editor Travis Clingenpeel Copy editor Jennifer Surface Asst. copy editor Kristen Petro HOUSE EDITORIAL Photo editor Xris Thomas Photo editor Cindy Tinker Graphics editor Ryan Pudloski Students show maturity that faculty member lacked Advisers Flip DeLuca As silly as it may seem, Darts and products of parents who should be people. Especially those who can make Alan Neckowitz Pats are a pretty powerful means of ashamed for making life too easy for a sweeping generalization like this and communication on this campus. As them." hide behind a Dart, avoiding the reac- with any form of communication, a cer- Pheww. tions to their ludicrous claims. Making EDITORIAL POLICY tain responsibility lies within the state- Usually the Darts and Pats don't gener- this bold statement anonymously is a ments. The majority of Darts and Pats alize the entire student body and persecute cowardly thing to do. The house editorial reflects the opinion of the spawn from weekend mishaps, random them based on unfounded accusations. Student responses to the Dart editorial board as a whole, and is not acts of kindness or roommate jokes. seemed to take the high road. As necessarily the opinion of any individual staff opposed to the name-calling and finger member of tiie Breeze. The Oct. 2 Dart from an "annoyed fac- ulty member," however, appeared to -it -pointing employed by the Dart sender, EDITORIAL BOARD: have spawned from pure hatred. Student responses to the students submitted letters to the editor Gina Montefusco... editor The lengthy Dart read, "A 'we'11-all- in reaction to the Dart. Alison Manser ... managing editor start-taking-you-seriously-when-you- Dart seemed to take the Senior Michael Basgier concluded Steve Glass ... opinion editor start-acting-better' dart to JMU students, high road his Oct. 5 letter to the editor by saying, who want to be treated like adults but "Let it be known that the bulk of the Letters to the editor should be no more than throw rocks at HPD officers, urinate in student community will continue to do 500 words, columns should be no more than public, lie drunk in vomit, destruct per- n what it has always done, work dili- 800 words, and both will be published on a sonal and university property, incur gently towards its goals and respect a space available basis. They must be delivered to Apparently, this faculty member needs fine city and even finer university and The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. weekly alcohol poisonings requiring The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity hospitalization and exhibit overall inci- to take leave from JMU ... "and don't let I'll put my name on that." and space. vility and laziness in our classrooms." the door kick you on the way out." Junior Justin Ferguson also wrote on The opinions in this section do not necessarily It was sent in, "From an annoyed It is unclear why JMU would hire a the topic. reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, faculty member who thinks most JMU faculty member with such a negative These students put their name on or James Madison University. students are spoiled brats with too attitude — our community doesn't these reactions and they stood behind much money and time on their hands, need to be filled with these types of their pride in our student body. Spotlight Question: What is your favorite Homecoming moment?

I don't renumber "I was painted "I chased a bus "I accidently Homecoming purple and gold from Godwin climbed a tree." iveekcnd." when I was about 10feel and CAMPUS passed out." then I kicked it." Corey Minors Bobby East Reese Gibbs Jake Edwards SPOTLIGHT freshman, SMAD sophomore, computer science junior, psychology r sophomore, CIS BRENNABAILEY/jMJ0 /'''"'"S''''/''"'' OPINION THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 20001 THE BREEZE |T3 BREEZEREADER'S VIEW COURTNEY CROWLEY Class of 2000 graduate defends Constitutionality of Turf After four years at a JMU that had fall- gasp! — such a magazine. So because he's allocation of university funds for the pub- hiding? Seems to me that it's pretty well en into a lethargic complacency, I was outraged, are we supposed to get in a lication of this magazine, which appeared out in the open. It pushes the envelope of overjoyed to hear that the first issue of prosodic line and let the SGA president as a supplement in The Breeze. 'We're not taste and expression, but then, so did Turf had come out, and excited to find decry a publication he literally put his there to censor, we are just taking up for and rock'n'roll music, Mark Twain and out it had created such a stir. However, own name on? His denial about knowing students' concerns.'" Jack Kerouac. after reading the fallout and digesting the the content of a publication that he will- First of all, if Congress shall make no There is a fundamental, age-old battle letters, my joy receded into a pit of gut- ingly put his name on is ludicrous. Any- laws abridging these freedoms, then SGA going on here between those who advo- wrenching disappointment and anger. one, whether public figure or private con- has a lot of nerve thinking it can. Tin- cate freedom of the press and those who Both the patriarchal tone of the accusato- tributor, has a personal duty to know Breeze is a self-sufficient entity. It does seek to suppress expression out of a fear ry letters and backpedaling done by what they are getting into when they sign receive funds from the university, but the of offending anyone or being offended some student government officials are far on the proverbial dotted line. It doesn't newspaper is not as dependent upon themselves. At the heart of the Turf battle more reprehensible than anything Turf matter if you're contributing to Turf or funding as, let's say ... the SGA. There is a lies freedom of the press, which is being could ever come up with — these actions signing a mortgage contract. Sullivan reason that the student media outlets are exercised by the Turf staff, but also free- are dangerously closed-minded and must should take responsibility for his actions governed by the JMU Media Board and dom of speech, which is being applied by be addressed. instead of hiding behind the fact that he not the SGA: Student leaders get their those who have taken umbrage with the First, I'll begin with SGA President supposedly had been duped. feathers ruffled too easily and threaten to satirical publication. Those who have Mark Sullivan, who was Turfs first guest You want to talk about duplicity crush the student media while saying, been accused of hiding behind the First editor. He contributed an article about though? Sullivan is calling for Turf to tone "We're not there to censor." Uh-huh, Amendment and those who have taken traveling to Burma and the plight of its cit- itself down while he is out trying to save right. Turf to task are invoking the same free- izens. Sullivan's photo, taken behind oppressed Burmese citizens under the But getting back to this problem we're dom. Sometimes irony is a real killer. Anthony-Seeger Hall, and signed by the same umbrella journalists use to expand having with the First Amendment. Sulli- James Madison University was guest editor, also ran in Turfs table of con- the critical thinking capacities of their van didn't shock me too much by misun- named for the author of the Bill of tents. Seems to me that this guest editor- readers: the First Amendment. You can't derstanding the very freedoms that define Rights, a man who in 1789 was so moved ship required some commitment to a pro- embrace it when trying to help Burmese our independence and uphold our democ- by the precipice of oppression under ject that Sullivan must have known some- citizens and degrade it by entertaining the racy. No, he is still learning. But when I British rule, he ensured Americans thing about, right? idea of trying to force The Breeze's editors read SMAD professor Marilou Johnson's would never have to endure persecu- "Had I known that derogatory themes to censor Turf. The next time Sullivan letter to the editor, I nearly had a stroke. tion. The man that we are "All Together were to be included in Turf, I never would wants to save the Burmese citizens, he Johnson writes in an Oct. 5 letter to the One" trying to identify more with gave have contributed my story or pho- should remember that freedoms of speech editor: "I know that the writers, editors, us 10 enduring Amendments. Within tographs," Sullivan wrote in an Oct. 5 let- and religion are inexorably linked under photographers and other participants in that First Amendment alone, we have ter to the editor. the First Amendment. He should also note the production of Turf may choose to hide five personal freedoms: speech, press, Said Sullivan at SGA's Oct. 3 meeting: that it is the duty of those in positions of behind The First Amendment.'" A SMAD petition, assembly and religion. In the "While I submitted something to Turf, I leadership to accept responsibility for professor putting the First Amendment in spirit of identifying more strongly was unaware of some of the other things their actions instead of hiding and saving quotations? How can she trivialize such with James Madison, what better way in there." face. an important freedom? To deny the First to commit to his ideals than to open Sullivan contends that he didn't know The Oct. 5 Breeze article goes on to say: Amendment is to deny all our freedoms. his Burma article would be a part of — "Sullivan expressed his concern over the By the way, where are these Turf staffers see CROWLEY, page 15 Dart- Dart... Darts A "go-back-to-high-school" dart to the freshman class An "open-your-mind" dart to my professor who for its ad in Monday's Breeze. referred to homosexuals in the same breath as drug Sent in by a senior who thinks you should be here not dealers. only to get an education but a sense of humor as well. Sent in by a student with gay friends who aren 7 and Pats "socially deviant" and can't stomach your ignorance. Darts & Pals are submitted anonymously and printed on a space-available basis. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given Pat... situation, person or event and do not necessarily Pat... reflect the truth. A "thanks-so-much-for-your-generosily" pat to the A "thanks-for-being-so-cool" pat to our waiters at three girls who decided to let my friend and me have IHOP who recognized our slight Homecoming hang- the last two tickets to the midnight showing of "Equus" overs on Sunday and gave us free food. on Friday instead of splitting them amongst themselves. From two broke sophomores who loved the sundaes Sent in by a student who hopes that all of you were and truly appreciated the random act of kindness. able to see the show Saturday night and who also hopes that he will some day be able to return the favor.

Dart... Dart... A "don't-be-so-hypocritical" dart to the SGA for using A "way-to-ruin-Homecoming" dart to my physics pro- student funds to buy a full page ad in The Breeze fessor for giving an impossible take-home exam on denouncing Turf when you could nave written a letter to Homecoming weekend. the editor for free. Sent in by a stressed out student who doesn 't need the Sent in by a Turf supporter who thinks SGA mem- F she will now get from trying to balance Homecoming bers need to pull the sticks out of their butts and spirit with physics cramming. stop whining. Pat... A"you-saved-a-rough-Sunday-moming-from-getting- Pat... oh-so-much-worse" pat to the girl who found my JAC A "ihanks-for-the-memories" pat to all of those D-hall card in Blue Ridge last weekend and was nice enough workers who worked this past Homecoming weekend. to take the time and effort to get it back to me. Sent in by a still-recovering student who enjoyed see- Sent in by a forgetful but grateful sophomore who ing your faces, even if he was seeing two of them. only wishes he could have taken you out to lunch to E-mail Darts and Pals to [email protected]. return the favor, fuzzy pink slippers and all. 14 | THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, OCT. 12,2000 OPINION!

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BREEZE READER'S VIEW SEAN MCWEENEY JR. CROWLEY.from page 23 our minds and embrace the laws that allow us to be tree instead of fraudulently manipulating them when it works to our In defense of Bush's AMB plan advantage? 1 wonder what the man on Rusty Carlock's attack on Republican the ballistic missile capabilities of terror- nuclear arms race is ridiculous, at best. the new logo would think about every- presidential candidate George W. Bush's ists are presently deemed very low, the Russia has not "made great strides one's malevolent reaction to Turf. Likely, missile defense plan in the Oct. 5 issue of threat that a terrorist group with access toward peace by dismantling much of its he would think little of narrow-minded- The Breeze ("Bush's plan could start anoth- to massive funds and strong ties to anti- once vast nuclear arsefial," as Carlock ness. er Cold War") is wrong, uninformed and American governments could gain these pointed out. The Russian government Higher education is about more than misleading, and that's being kind. Car- capabilities in the future is very real. simply has not had the necessary books and class. It's about holistic learn- lock asserts that electing Bush would Powerful groups, such as Osama bin resources to maintain its military or ing. We can only grow into beings who "recklessly" plunge the world into a sec- Laden's terrorist organization, already nuclear capabilities. The Wall Street journal can think critically — and adults who can ond Cold War. Many of his basic argu- exist and pose a daily threat to American reported last August that an intelligence think for ourselves — if we are exposed to ments, however, are incorrect and no security. report sent to President Clinton predicted things that we are both comfortable with mention was made to the fact that democ- As former Clinton National Security the opposite of a Russian nuclear build and repulsed by. How many books and ratic opponent Al Gore also supports a Advisor Anthony Lake put it, "Deter- up. "Jf anything, we think the Russian other publications through the years that national missile defense system. rence is probably good enough. But arsenal will continue to shrink, as have enriched our lives were once banned The incomplete, ineffective, $60 billion when the stakes are so high, I'm not sure Moscow has little money to maintain it because they were offensive? Journalists Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense System Car- 'probably' is good enough." How would current stocks," said one U.S. official have a social responsibility to help effect lock attributes to former President Ronald the ability of the United States to protect familiar with the report. change. In other words, you might not Reagan is actually the plan devised by the its interests and allies be affected if these There is also an apparent fear of a like Turf, but the fact that this new publi- Clinton administration. Reagan's "Star hostile nations gained the ability to strike nuclear arms race with China as well. cation provoked such an outcry shows Wars" proposal was never initiated, United States soil? When did Beijing earn a veto over popu- that it is indeed doing its job. rather it is largely attributed to helping lar U.S. initiatives? The same intelli- At institutions of higher learning, Turf and other alternative publications protect- end the Cold War. -« gence report predicted a limited Chinese Protecting the United States from arms build up over the next 15 years, ed by the First Amendment are essential "rogue states" is not a Republican fanta- Protecting the United States regardless of any American missile tools to help students make the effort to sy, but an idea created by the Clinton defense proposal. expand their intellectual horizons. We administration. "Dealing with the rogue from "rogue states" is not a Robert Kagan, a senior associate at the don't leam with books and classes alone. states is one of the great challenges of our Republican fantasy... Carnegie Endowment for International Expanding our modes of thought by time," stated Secretary of State Madeleine Peace, wrote in The Washington Post on sparking potent opinions we might not K. Albright in September 1997. "They are May 21, 2000 that China's main objective otherwise reach, which Turf has done, there for the sole purpose of destroying )f- for protesting a U.S. missile defense plan makes the publication a vehicle for intel- our system," she said. The fact of the is to deter American support for Taiwan. lectual expansion. Isn't that exactly why matter is, building a national missile If Saddam Hussein possessed ballistic China has repeatedly warned that a mis- we go to college? defense system is a popular initiative missile capabilities a decade ago, would sile attack on the United States would be The constitution The Breeze's editors supported by members of both parties in the United States and its allies have considered if the United States intervened and Turf staff must have for sticking to Congress, and there are many reasons entered the Persian Gulf War if it meant militarily on Taiwan's behalf. Building a their guns in the face of such unfriendly why we need one. likely retaliation? How much aggression national defense system vastly under- fire from so many sides is immense. Gina Carlock suggests that rogue states, would Hussein need to show in the Mid- mines these warnings. Montefusco and Alison Manser have such as North Korea, Iran and Iraq, are dle East before it became necessary for Failure to build a defense system to stood up for the First Amendment and highly unlikely to build nuclear missiles the United States to use force and risk a protect our nation from a ballistic missile their staff, two uncommon feats for edi- capable of reaching the United States. ballistic missile attack from Iraq? attack is the irresponsible decision, not tors under such pressure. Turf editors Where is this information coming from, The assumption that the United the other way around. Bush strongly Alex Vessels and Deborah Armusewicz and why wasn't it cited? Every intelli- States has an obligation to adhere to the supports such a plan and wants to were put on trial, accused of the high gence report released in the last five years 1972 U.S.-Soviet ABM (Anti-Ballistic explore more effective ways of imple- crimes of kicking people out of their com- indicates that all three of the hostile Missile) Treaty is false. According to menting one. placent little bubbles and putting into nations just mentioned are currently University of Virginia Law Professor Gore supports the current, highly print what others say in private but developing long-range missile capabili- Robert Turner, when the Soviet Union ineffective, Clinton administration pro- wouldn't dare admit in public. In other ties. The 1998 Rumsfeld report declared collapsed into Russia and several smaller posal and plans to seek Russian and Chi- words, bald honesty — a cardinal sin at that "concerted efforts by a number of nations, the obligation to adhere to the nese approval that will never materialize. JMU. Satire is often the best way to overtly or potentially hostile nations to ABM Treaty collapsed with it. Only a On Sept. 1, President Clinton left the address thorny issues. Controversy is a acquire ballistic missiles with biological two-thirds vote by the U.S. Senate can decision of a national missile defense sys- catalyst for exploration. Discussion is the or nuclear payloads pose a growing keep it lawfully in effect. tem up to the next elected president. On most effective form of discovery. threat to the United States" and suggested A main argument of Carlock's is the Nov. 7, you decide who the responsible Epiphany produces a much more probing that some of these countries could have Russian protest of an American missile candidate is on this issue, do not let and brilliant mind. And in this case, it all these capabilities by 2003. defense system. When did Moscow earn a America down. started with a Turf battle. Imagine that. I Carlock also states that terrorist veto over popular U.S. initiatives? The can't wait for the next issue. groups have an "almost zero" chance of suggestion that an ABM system built in Sean McWeeney is a senior quantitative Courtney Crowley is a graduate of the gaining access to such weapons. While the United States would spawn a Russian finance major. class of 2000. Want to work for the best non-daily student newspaper in the country? Well, now's your chance. 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Happy ■ 1 rails STORY BY CONTRIBUTING WRITER TIM SAUNDERS Opportunities abound in the UREC Adventure Program for the adventurous spirit in us all

Barreling down Guy DeBrun, graduate assis- Massanutten tant for URECs Adventure Mountain Program, said, "My job is to on a mountain integrate outdoor ethics of bike, scaling a crag leave-no-trace camping into at Hidden Rocks or great trips." This type of canoeing Compton camping emphasizes leav- Rapids on the ing the natural environ- Shenandoah River are ment exactly as you all adrenaline-charged found it. experiences available JMU created through URECs URECs Adventure Adventure Program. The Program to get stu- program's creed is to dents excited about "teach the JMU communi- the outdoors. ty to enjoy the outdoors in Freshman Sarah a safe and conscientious Wylly went on the manner" through its five Sept. 24 climbing key components: outings, trip to Hidden Rocks climbing wall, reference in George Washing- desk, clinics and equip- Adventure Program brochure ton National Forest, a ment rentals. 30-minute drive from

campus. "The trip leaders are great," "I was very excited to try Carrick said. "The program is climbing, not scared," she said very interpersonal and they of her first foray climbing out- really care about safety. All the doors. All her previous experi- participants start out at ground ence came from practicing on zero and work themselves up URECs indoor rock wall. The through progressively more dif- wall is open to all students no ficult climbs." matter their experience level. The trips are very economi- The wall is open from 3 to 9 cal. UREC does not use these p.m. Monday through programs to make a profit. -■-• -^..^J j*Sl Thursday and Saturday until 7 The trip to Hidden Rocks cost p.m. Most students, however, only $12. Wylly and Carrick have never actually harnessed both thought it was money up and climbed the wall. well spent. Inexperienced climbers can "For $12 I can climb all day," use the wall any time two Carrick said. "Where else can I UREC climbing instructors are go out and have a great time for present. After gaining experi- '12 bucks.'" He is even contem- ence and passing a competency plating becoming an intern with test, reservations for the wall the adventure program. can be made. Freshman Chad Heddleston, Freshman Jon Carrick, an an experienced climber, said, intermediate-level climber, also "The wall can be made chal- climbed Hidden Rocks. He said, lenging" and is looking forward "there was this one wicked crag to checking out gear from the MATT CARASELLA/senior photographer where you had to climb up to a rental desk to go out on his own ledge, execute an overhand adventure. The Shenandoah Valley is known for Its natural beauty and the various adventure programs move and push yourself up In addition to basketballs, offered by UREC take advantage of the surroundings by getting students into the outdoors. and over." students can check out canoes, THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 2OO0J THE BREEZ^ 19

When prospective students visit JMU, UREC's rock wall, far left photo, Is a major selling point. Any interested student can participate In a First Climb, where you can learn the basics. Then, there is a competency test that you can take that will allow you and a partner to climb and belay for each other.

Senior Heather Lynch, left, helps students at the rock wall. Completed in June of 1998, the wall stands 32 feet high and 25 feet wide and stands impressively In front of the main entrance of UREC.

If a student is really stoked about climbing but is also curi- ous about canoeing, he or she can just scan the upcoming out- door programs, sign up at the UREC adventure desk and come out to the planning meet- ing. The guides take care of the rest. While working out and being physically fit helps when participating, there are activities that are geared toward begin- ners as well. This is the first time UREC is offering three mountain biking Trips packages. The first trip, on Sept. 1/20 Day hike to Rip Rap Falls 15, was level one, geared 2/10 Day hike to Hone Quarry toward beginners. The next two tripswill be directed toward 2/17 Ski trip to Snowshoe, WV more experienced riders. One of 2/24 Third Annual Reach Out Climb (open to the public) these took place on Sept. 23 and 3/3-3/11 Spring Break canoe trip to Florida (in collaboration the next one will be on Oct. 22. "The trips are more danger- with Alternative Spring Break) ous than hiking" Deschamps 3/23-3/24 Rafting the New River said. However, "on the first trip 3/27 Banff Mountain Film Festival and Charlottesville Photo courtesy ot UREC it was great to see how people new to the sport were enjoying 3/31 Rock Climbing at Lower Hidden Rocks themselves. The best part of my 4/7-4/8 Overnight backpacking in Shenandoah National backpacks and stoves for sever- job is watching students take an Park al days of outdoor fun. The active interest in the outdoors 4/14 Canoe the South Fork of the Shenandoah (Luray security deposit is taken off while having a blast at the same time." section) of FLEX. "We do not market towards One of the best and most Free Clinics one sex but typically see more underutilized resources for Dressing for the outdoors females than males on our 1/16 learning about the outdoors trips," DeBrun said. 2/12 Canoe strokes clinic around Harrisonburg DeBrun UREC's Adventure believes, is the adventure 2/27 Outdoor cooking Program is notjust doing but 3/16 Bouldering clinic library located at the equipment also learning. The outdoor check out center next to UREC's cooking clinic on Nov. 28 will 3/20 Top rope clinic locker rooms. teach students how to prepare 4/12 Leave no trace/land management Students can peruse guide- creative cuisine suitable for the books, maps and brochures for outdoors, such as Thai pasta hiking, biking and canoeing with peanut sauce. All trip and clinic dates are subject to change. destinations. If one has the han- 'Too many students think Please contact UREC Program Registration at x8700 kering to defy death in raging outdoor cooking is throwing a or go to www.jmu.edu/recreation for more information. white water, there are steak on the grill," deBrun said. brochures on rafting companies. Unfortunately, building a cook- 3NPUDLOSKl/^^,or Or if your idea of fun is more ing fire is environmentally laid-back, check out the book on degrading. And in Shenandoah local hikes at Massanutten National Park, it is illegal. Mountain. Having fun, learning about Senior Eric Deschamps, a the outdoors and taking care of first semester Adventure the environment are the prima- Program intern said, "The ry goals of the Adventure UREC program is an excellent I'rograms. Although all of the place to meet like-minded out- spots are filled for this semester, Upcoming adventures doors people and investigate look for information on all the new sports." activities for next semester. 201 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, OCT. 12,2000 STYLE . "«r - >^< Ethnic and "Gently Worn" Clothing izz ^ "a unique and exciting store" l(^^ *m ATOUCH Caribbean Tan OF THE EARTH New assortment of FALL BREAK SPECIAL CRYSTALS, INCENSE and BOOKS to sooth body, mind and spirit FREE 10 minute session to anybody! 163 South Main Street 432-1S94 for Hours and Information Tapestries • Drums Get a full 20 minute session for only $2.50 Special tanning packages offered for DID YOU KNOW that Fall Break Only (Oct. 13th & 14th) Brooklyns has ABC on? 6 tans for $20 10 tans for $30 1 month unlimited $35 The Largest Tanning salon \r\ Harrisonburg

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Led by BY MARIA MONSALVE on bass, Jimmy Lehner on drums, promote their new release. world champion step dancer Liam Harney, "Celtic- contributing writer Christopher Sprague on guitar, The Mercury Program, formed in fusion" will burst onto the Wilson Hall stage at 8 Independent rock, also known as Stephen Swesey on the keyboards, and the summer of 1997 in Gainesville, p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 14. indie rock, is, according to its fans, Jimmy Lavelle on guitar, was born Fla. has established itself as one of the This presentation, a Masterpiece Season Box Office some of the best but least known, three years ago and has rapidly most energetic bands to come out of event, is unique, blending traditional Irish music and music on the planet. Three up-and- become one of San Diego's most talked Florida in a long time. dance with their contemporary counterparts. coming indie rock bands, Engine about bands according to their official The Mercury Program is a The "Celticfusion" dance troupe has a history of Down, Tristeza, and The Mercury Web site at Tigerstylerecords.com. "moody, jazzy rock that incorpo- famed performances under its wing. Featured in the Program will soon be revealing their The band members put time in sep- rates your normal setup (drums, MGM motion picture "Blown Away," and with per- musical talents live in Harrisonburg. arately to play in other bands before bass, guitar) but also has an organ formers Sinead O'Conner and The Chieftans, among WXJM is sponsoring the three coming together to form Tristeza. and vibraphone player," said Comp- others, the troupe has gained recognition and bands, one of which has toured Tristeza went on several tours to ton of Engine Down, who toured delighted audiences across the globe according to the nationally. The bands are scheduled promote its first single, which hap- with The Mercury Program for two troupe's press release. to play at 9:30 p.m. weeks last summer. Liam Harney has exceptional credentials in his on Oct. 19 at the Art The group initially field. After starring in "Riverdance," Harney partici- ful Dodger, located began with three pated in "Grand Famine Suite" and "Flight From the in downtown Har- people and lacked Hungry Land." In addition to his performance reper- risonburg. the "complemen- toire, Harney has choreographed a number of widely Engine Down tary effects of their recognized pieces. At present, Harney's most nation- consists of members trademark vibra- ally recognized work is seen in an Irish dancing current JMU senior phone," band mem- advertisement for Folgers Coffee. Matthew Compton bers said on their If you attended any recent productions of "River- and non-students Web site, but soon dance," do not miss "Celticfusion," a worthy com- Jonathan Fuller, grew into a group of panion to the Irish dance experience. Jason Wood and four including Tom Keeley Davis, Reno on guitar, A Celtic Celebration formed four years vocals and bells, ago in Harrisonburg. David Lebleu on the Their sound is that vibraphone, percus- Saturday, Oct. 14, 8 p.m. of "moody rock sion and triangular in Wilson Hall music" according to department, Sander tickets on sale at Warren Hall Qox Office Compton, who goes Travisano on bass by the name "Corn- guitar and percus- bread." A graphics sion, and Whitney $24 adults, $22 senior design major, Corn- Travisano on the $12 children and wl^JAQ card bread is the drum- electric piano, vibra- mer, pianist and phone and bells. vibraphone player in The eclectic set of Engine Down. instruments leads to "The band's pri- a very diverse mary inspiration is sound that separates trying to create a it from several other tone or mood for the bands in its genre. audience to be 'They are currently engulfed by," very popular on the Compton said. indie rock scene and The band's abili- have a ton of record- ty to maintain a ings out," Deppen constant mood and said. Recently the tone structure no matter when or pened to become Bottlenekk distribu- decision was made by the band to where they're playing is one of the tion's top selling single of 1998. begin making efforts to tour national- things they said sets their band apart Tristeza's first record is "a brilliant ly and internationally. from the rest. The band often uses blend of colorful, mildly psychedelic This show featuring Engine Down, special red lights to keep the dream-rock," as described on their Web Tristeza and The Mercury Program is "flow"of the mood and music going. site. Since the first release they have had another installment of WXJM'S con- They just finished a full U.S. tour other extremely successful ventures cert series this fall. Coordinators said along the East and West coasts that including their CD/EP "Insound Tour they are very proud to present these took seven weeks starting last June. Support Series" and the promotion of three bands and are putting lots of "Engine Down is one of the more their new single "Macrame" on their effort into promoting a big audience nationally respected demo, hardcore album Rocket Racer. turnout. Tickets are $3 at the door and bands in the indie rock scene," said One of the many things which sep- doors open at 9:30 p.m. senior Laurel Deppen, MACRoCk co- arates Tristeza from other bands is its During the week of the concert coordinator for WXJM. The band is incorporation of smooth beats with there will be a few radio ticket give-a- Phulu Courtesy of CAPITAL INTERNATIONAL currently supporting their second jazz tempos and its use of a variety of ways on some of WXJM's progressive The "Celticfusion" dance troupe will bring its release on Ix)vitt records. guitar notes laid out over synthesized shows so tune in to WXJM for your toe-tapping Irish dances to JMU in a perfor- Tristeza, featuring Luis Hermosillo hums. 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Advice for life on love & relationships parties she'll be going too ... 1 don't even want to think stopped. His affections were then directed towards my about it! How does anyone know what is going to hap- beautiful cousin who I also considered my best friend. oS9 ¥ Rose/r pen at those parties? My girlfriend is getting really mad Even though I asked her not to hook up with him, she at me ... do you think I'm overreacting? did so anyway, completely betraying me. They flaunted \* •S/ — Worried in Wayland their relationship in front of me the whole week, and it took all my strength not to "tramp" every time • Dear Worried, she walked by. Now that the summer is over, they are I definitely think you're overreacting. If you love and still together and discussing marriage! I still have a lot of Io ROSE trust your girlfriend, then you'll have faith in her and animosity towards her and would like to drop her a line c (D trust her judgment. I agree with you that parties with and tell her how I really feel. Or should I just be the "big- 3 alcohol may pose problems, but that's true with any ger person" and praise her new-found love? What party situation, not just Greek ones. This is obviously should I do??? WklOWSi" something she wants to do and you really have no right — Betrayed in the 'Burg to tell her not to. If I were you, I would be the best boyfriend possible so that she won't be tempted to hook Dear Betrayed, s > ;o0 * \s*° up with one of those "frat boys" you're so worried about, I can't believe that a family member, let alone a, sup- or better yet, go with her to a few that aren't closed and posed best friend would do that to you. Your cousin check out the situation for yourself. Just have faith in Send Rose your questions must not think much of herself if she's taking her your girlfriend and you'll be fine, OK? Good luck! cousin's leftovers! If I were you, I would write her that to [email protected] letter. You can't keep all that hatred, hurt and disappoint- This column is for entertainment purposes only. Dear Rose, ment bottled up inside. The harshness of the letter is Two summers ago I slept with my cousin's best completely up to you. You can tell her that you think Dear Rose, friend. It was special because he was my first, and of she's a tramp for doing this to you or you could just say My girlfriend is pledging a sorority right now and I'm course I developed a complete infatuation for the guy. So that it hurt you a lot. Either one will be effective in its really worried about all the frat boys she'll be hanging when my parents told me that he would be coming with own way. That was an awful thing for your cousin to do around. I have a feeling that with all that temptation, my cousins on our family vacation, I was ecstatic. All of to you, but don't forget that the boy wasn't innocent in all she'll hook up with every guy she meets which would be my cousins are my age, so of course they all knew about this either. It takes two to tango! Write your letter and a serious problem in our relationship. I mean, there's what had happened the summer before. We flirted a lot choose your words carefully. I hope everything works nothing wrong with frat boys, but with all the mixers and and even kissed the first night at the beach. I was expect- out! ing a lot more to happen, but suddenly, all the flirting — Rose is a junior SMAD major 'Parents' punish 'Titans'; Stiller makes 'Meet the 'Carter' gets third place Parents' worth meeting

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FftTDAY, QCTt I?: out a 1-0 win over the visiting George Dukes' prized freshman. Not one to be Taking the attack on their teammate Mason Patriots. bullied on her home field, Metzker personally, the Dukes immediately Volleyball hosts VCU in Sin- Junior Jamie Miller scored the retaliated by offering up some south- stepped up both the intensity and the clair Gymnasium at 7 p.m. game's only goal off a penalty kick in ern hospitality of her own. The action offensive pressure. the 82nd minute, effectively running didn't make it out of the first round For the next 20 minutes, Mason was the Dukes' season record to 7-6, good though, as both players were pulled forced to expend all their energy just - Women's tennis begins play in enough for second in the conference. to keep the ball out of their own net. It the East Coast Athletic Confer- Despite not putting any points on wasn't easy though. Burgess began the board, the Dukes were very active ence Championships in Prince- abusing the defense with her passing, ton, N J. throughout much of the first half. once going between a defender's legs, Senior captain Beth Burgess put on an and later flicking a ball over her own awesome display of ball-handling head, hitting a teammate in stride. In skills, whether breaking down the the prettiest series of the night, junior Mason defense with her dribbling, or Katie McNamara connected with creating opportunities for others with junior Teri Joyce, who one touched the her precision passing. But Burgess had ball to Lemme right in front of the net, help, as a host of her freshmen team- for what was almost a beautiful goal. SATURDAY. OCT. 14- mates continually applied pressure to The Patriot defense could only the Patriots' defense. withstand this kind of onslaught for so - Football travels to Rhode While redshirt freshman Marisa long. With just under eight minutes Lemme made frequent runs at the Island to avenge a 28-21 loss in left in the game, freshman Sara Sharp 1998. Mason defenders, freshman standout collected a bouncing ball around mid- Christy Metzker was content to fire field and hit a streaking freshman rocket shots from any angle possible. Kelly Wildeman going down the right - Women's soccer plays at Vir- Helping the offense were freshmen side. Clearly beaten, the visiting ginia at 7 p.m. defenders Bryant and Abby Karpinski, defense was forced to foul Wildeman who calmly put a halt to any type of inside the box, which lead to a JMU threat the visitors tried to mount. ROBERT NATT/semor pholonrupher penalty kick. - Men's soccer hosts East Car- All this was just a prelude to the Freshman Christy Metzker controls the olina at 7 p.m. real action that broke out midway ball in the Dukes' 1-0 win over GMU. see DUKES, page 28 Cross country (B team) com- JMU to face off against petes in the W&M Invitational. Women's tennis continues at struggling 0-5 Rhode Island the ECAC Championship. BY TRAVIS CLINGENPEEL offenses put onto the field by Delaware assistant sports editor vided nearly impenetrable coverage and New Hampshire. that allowed Berry to take whatever The last time the Dukes went on the URI's defense has allowed just 2.8 time he needed. road to play an Atlantic 10 foe with a los- yards per play on the ground, just two- The featured offensive player of the ing record, they were shocked by Maine tenths of a yard more than the Dukes. day, however, was running back Delvin 26-20, a loss that cost them sole possession "They're a lot better on defense than I Joyce, who become the I-AA all-time lead- of the A-10 crown last season. want them to be,"Matthews said. "They ing punt returner. SUNDAY, QCT, ft Coach Mickey Matthews will use that have a better defense than Villanova does. "Delvin is a joy," Matthews said. as motivation this week as he prepares his They've got our attention." "Above all else he is an unbelievable com- troops for Rhode Island, an 0-5 team The Ram defense may be one that petitor. He does not want to go down." Field hockey sticks around the searching for their first win. forces the Dukes away from their With 140 more receiving yards, Joyce 'Burg to host W&M at 1 p.m. "No one is ever as bad as you think bread-and-butter play of the past few will become the second player in college they are," Matthews said. "Rhode Island weeks, the option. football history to have 1,000 yards in is a pretty good 0-5 team." "I don't think we'll make a lot on the rushing, receiving, punt-returns and kick- - Cross country competes on The Rams are in their first year under option," Matthews said. "Tim will have returns. Matthews is almost awe-struck by the Michigan Inter-Regional at coach Tim Stowers, formerly the head those guys lined up right." that statistic. 11 a.m. coach of Georgia Southern teams that JMU suffered a key loss defensively "They've been playing college football twice won the Southern Conference against Villanova when senior linebacker since 1869 and he'll be the second player - Swimming and diving takes Championship and in 1990 won the I-AA Zeb Clark suffered a dislocated shoulder. [to do that]," Matthews said. "That is an national championship. He is expected to miss three weeks. amazing statistic. on the Pirates of ECU at 5 p.m. "Tim has made some attitude adjust- Against Villanova, the Dukes were "I've coached Heisman trophy win- in Greenville. ments around there,"Matthews said. able to rack up a lot of yards offen- ners and first-round draft picks ... and "Those kids are playing a lot harder than sively thanks to the play of a veteran have never had a guy place that high in - Women's tennis completes their they did a year ago." offensive line. those categories." The cornerstone of Stower's club is its "The best player we had on Satur- The Dukes also received what could be participation in the ECAC Cham- stifling defense. The Rams are currently day was [senior] Jason Innskeep," very good news when sophomore offen- pionship in Princeton, N J. ranked higher in rushing and total Matthews said. sive tackle J.P. Novak declared that he defense than preseason favorite Massa- Along with Innskeep, junior Zach chusetts despite having played against the Annon and senior Grant Clarke pro- see JMU, page 32 SPORTS 28 |THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, OCT. 12,2000

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Dukes top George Mason in slugfest, 1-0 DUKES, from page 17 College Park-Ashby Crossing Enter Miller. "There wasn't any doubt about that kick," Miller said. "I knew it was going in as soon as I stepped up to the ball. There wasn't really any other choice but to make it." Where am I Sure enough, Miller sent a bullet of a going to live next shot into the lower left corner of the goal, sending the Dukes faithful into a year? cheering frenzy. Coincidentally, the shot also sent Mason coach Jac Cicala into a frenzy of his own. Cicala, who had disagreed with the officiating all night, finally reached the end of his fuse. What followed was a verbal assault the official will not soon forget, and an ejection that Cicala will not soon forget. "The game got way out of control, and that's the official's fault," Cicala said. "That's the worst officiating I've seen all year. It wasn't soccer out there tonight." JMU coaches also agreed that the ref- erees had an off night, though they saved their criticisms for after the game. "Some of the calls were pretty ridiculous," assistant coach Carrie Proost said. "The ref had missed some calls earlier that could have gone for us, so maybe that penalty kick was a make- up call." -».— t Though heavily disputed, the goal would stand, and that was all the Dukes would need. Goalie Suzanne Wilson capped off a terrific night with a pair of stellar stops in the final two minutes. Wilson notched nine saves en route to her second complete game shutout of the year. Happy to have this game out of the way, head coach Dave Lombardo is anxious to see how the rest of the sea- son will play out, as the Dukes have set themselves up for a top bid in the CAA It's a hard decision! postseason tournament. "It's been a youth movement out there this year," Lombardo said. "But a lot of the green has been falling off, and We Can Make it Easy Hours: it should be an interesting rest of the 1191 Devon La M-F 8:30a.m.-7p.m. Hamsonburg,VA 22801 Sat 10a.m.-7p.m. (540)432-1001 Sun. lla.m.-7p.m.

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Karla Gessler Senior Karla Gessler recorded her 1,000th career kill Sunday against Virginia Tech

BY ERIN BURNS team honors as a senior. JMU single season record in this was important for me to step up through. As for being a student contributing writer In addition to volleyball, she category her junior year. This and fill that position this year," athlete, she struggles to find After reading over notes, let- enjoyed success competing in season, she was voted MVP at the said. enough time to sleep. But her ters, and pages and pages of track and field. She also earned the Dukes' Invitational and has Gessler has certainly filled love for the team aspect of the senior Karla Gessler's achieve- All-Conference status as a junior dominated in the shoes well, game and the "feeling of togeth- ments, one quickly realizes that and senior. She was also a state kills in numer- and Johnson- erness" she gets when playing she is a lot more than a volley- qualifier in the mile relay, set ous games this «— Garner is allows her to continue to com- ball star. school records in the long jump season. quick to point pete. "The first thing that I noticed and was a two-time Most Valuable "Karla is the She has a real artistic that out. Although Gessler does not see about Karla is her unique mod- Award recipient for field events. most consistent talent and knack for "Karla found herself coaching professionally in esty," sophomore Jessica Evers Gessler is not only recog- contributor to herself in an the future, she might try coaching said. "She nized for her JMU volley- making people feel at interesting a club team and play a bit in her doesn't make athletic tal- ball's success," • role by losing spare time. you feel awk- u ents, but was three-year ease. three seniors, "Unfortunately, there is not ward about also valedicto- teammate* yet she wel- that many opportunities to play complimenting rian of Salem junior Larissa — Larissa Daily comed the volleyball competitively after col- Karla s... presence is volleyball player her, but takes it High School in Daily said. "She challenge and lege," Gessler said. with such one that calms everyone Indiana. is a confident, has done a The marketing major wants to humility." At JMU, dominant play- wonderful job open her own business. If she Gessler's down in crazy Gessler contin- er with great leading the puts as much effort into her seventh grade situations, and pumps us ues to raise her versatility. At the net Karla is team, she said. "She is the career as she has put into volley- science standards. agile, explosive and smart." hardest worker on the team — a ball and her education, she will teacher, later up when we are down. Immediately, Evers said, "Karla's on-the- true competitor — who is a very undoubtedly be successful. her high she made her court presence is one that calms loyal student athlete with great school coach, — Jessica Evers presence felt everyone down in crazy situa- discipline. She teaches the introduced her volleyball player on the volley- tions, and pumps us up when we younger players how to juggle to the sport. In ball court. are down." the busy life of a student athlete the beginning, »— Coach Disa One might think that all of and still bring their best game to her height Johnson-Gar- this success might go to the court." made her a standout. She fell in ner described Gessler as "a stal- Gessler's head, but it does the Evers called Gessler the "epito- love with volleyball right away wart in the middle for the Dukes exact opposite. This is easily me of what a captain should be." and continued to dominate since her freshman year." noticed in the way she noncha- Obviously, Gessler has throughout high school, where She is a three-time All-CAA lantly recorded her 1,000th embraced the role as captain and she was a three-time All-Mid first team selection and began the career kill this weekend. leader, yet her most amazing Southern Conference player fall season ranked 11th national- "I don't really feel as if I attribute is her attitude and per- and earned All-State second ly in attack percentage. She set a should be honored," she said. sonality outside of volleyball. "It is my role to get kills, and I Johnson-Garner describes Gessler should be expected to have at as "a super person to begin with. least that many by now. I appre- For a young player she sets great ciate everyone's congratulations, examples." though. It's been a pleasure play- Gessler calls her teammates ing at this level for the past three her "circle of friends." Outside of years or so, and I expect even volleyball, Karla likes hanging better things as this season goes around JMU and doing outdoor on from myself and the rest of activities at places like Bluehole the team." where she climbs and hikes, Evers said, "She always among others. makes it a point to spotlight Daily described the off-court another's accomplishments so as Gessler as "very unique. She has to overshadow her own. She is a real artistic talent and knack for the kind of teammate that I've making people feel at ease. Her always wanted on my team." pleasant demeanor and creative Gessler's modesty makes her humor makes for some very role model for all of her team- interesting bus trips." mates. Gessler has had a huge When asked about challenges leadership role to play this sea- she has faced in volleyball, son since the team lost three Gessler was quick to say that strong seniors to graduation preseason is always very diffi- JESSICA FOSSETTIsiaffpholonrapher last year. cult. But she loves the game and Gessler has 60 blocks this season, moving her career total to looked- to the seniors last along with her teammates, she Gessler has 105 career 360, which is third on JMU's all-time list. year as role models and so it finds the ability to power blocks, second all-time at JMU. 301 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 2000 SPORTS

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MEN'S TENNIS The Dukes participated in the East 16-9 on Sunday. Goals were scored by VERY IMPORTANT Coast Collegiate Invitational in Norfolk Men's Soccer junior Erin Burlovich (6), sophomore Susie MEETING over the weekend. Welsh (4), senior Becky Keller (3), junior Junior Andrew Lux was the winner of The men's club soccer team defeated UVa. Beth Hamilton, and freshmen Joan Barker the singles "A" flight consolation finals. this weekend 2-1 in sudden death overtime. and Alice Keany. Welsh was the game Lux defeated Chris Erickson of William Senior Sean Mannion scored both goals. standout with solid defense and four goals. IT'S BASKETBALL and Mary 6-1.6-1 for the win. Barker and Keaney also scored their first SUPPLEMENT TIME Sophomore Bryan Knehr was another Equestrian goals this weekend. top performer for JMU as he advanced to KIDS the flight "D" semifinals before falling to The equestrian club won the small organi- Mauricio Delgado of Winthrop 6-3, 6-2. zation category for the Homecoming Field Hockey In doubles action, senior Luis Rosado parade. MONDAY and Knehr teamed up and advanced to Club field hockey beat UVa. 1 -0 on Friday. the flight "B" semifinals before being Sophomore Sarah Thomas scored the only OCT. 16 defeated by Ryan Ariko and Charlie Brig- Women's Basketball gs from W&M 9-8. goal. Freshman goalie Megan Anderson 4:00 The Dukes compete in the South Car- and junior midfielder Kristie Betegh were olina Invitational on Oct. 20-22. Women's club basketball beat Virginia Tech named MVPs of the game. Undefeated at home on Sunday by a final score of 54- club field hockey plays at Virginia Tech on WOMEN'S TENNIS 48. Key players were freshmen Brandi Saturday. Wright, Megan Carney, Laura Sullivan and JMU participated in the East Coast BREEZE OFFICE Jess Nadeua and sophomore Katie Collegiate Invitational over the weekend. Cranston. Their next tournament is the BASEMENT Senior Sheri Puppo led the Dukes with Outing stellar play that took her into the flight "A" weekend of Oct. 28 at NC State. ANTHONY-SEEGER semifinals before she fell to Old Domin- This weekend the Madison Outing Club ion's Ana Radelijevic 2-6,6-2,6-3. Women's Volleyball traveled to Fayetteville, WV to white water Senior Lauren Dalton advanced to raft the Upper Gauley. The Upper Gauley is the flight "A" quarterfinals before falling Its time to get your "JMU, THE University of rated fifth in the world for commercially run to Radelijevic 6-0, 6-3. Virginia" T-shirts. Help the women's club white water rafting trips. The group of nine NEW WRITERS In doubles play Dalton and Puppo volleyball go to their national tournament. T- camped out Saturday night in the chilly WELCOME teamed up to advance all the way to the shirts are $18 and sweatshirts are $22. weather and got on the river Sunday morn- flight "A" finals. ODU's Radelijevic and Contact Kathy at [email protected] if you ing around 8 a.m. when the weather was a Nataly Cahana won the match 8-2. are interested. frigid 25 degrees (30 degrees cooler than The Dukes will next compete in the the water temperature). The video of the Eastern College Athletic Conference Women's Water Polo trip will be shown this Wednesday at the DONT GO BREAKIN' Championships in Princeton, N.J. on Outing Club's weekly meeting at 6:30 p.m. Oct. 13-15. The women's water polo team beat UVa. in Keezel G2. TUFTS' HEART 32|THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, OCT. 12, 2000 LIFESTYLES

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If you don't know them yet, you will. Clockwise from top left: Chloe Sevigny • Jason Biggs • Sarah Policy * Chris Klein • Mena Suvari * Freddie Prinze Jr.

Also in this issue: American Story Project Angry Little Asian Girl RPG game renaissance Online voter registration KRS-One and Brenda Russell Feature review: Casting call web sites Also reviewed: memoware, artcyclopedia, mrshowiiiz. cooljons, 20q, ggower, Dharma, belief net. iisports, harcourt, experience, sissyfight. PERSONALITY PROFILE On the Verge of Superstardom Young Hollywood actors with the makings of success. By Erin Dionne

DOB: January 8, 1979 Latest Films: Love Comes Down, The Claim This Canadian is as well known for her fierce devotion to political activism as she is for her acting. Polley, the daughter of actors, got her start appearing in commercials, plays and television shows. Her big breakthroughs in America were The Sweef Hereafter (1997) and Co (1999), in which she played a churl- ish supermarket checkout clerk. Polley moved into her own apartment at age 15, and dropped out of high school to embrace a number of Canadian political causes. She still writes editorials about the political apathy and sexism that run rampant in Hollywood. She even helped crew members strike on the set of her film Guinevere (1999). "When people ask me what I do, acting is the furthest thing from my mind," Polley told a Canadian newspaper. Visit young-hollywood.com/sarahpolley.htm. —a DOB: November 18, 1974 Latest Film: American Psycho Sevigny has been heralded as the "It Girl" in the New York social scene for years. Born and raised in suburban Connecticut, as a teenager she gravitated to the New York rave scene, where she was "discovered" as a model. She was also scooped up as an intern at Sassy magazine, where her sense of style influ- vi* enced many a young raver. She is a dedicated fashionista, and did the costuming for the movie Cummo (1997), written by her sometime boyfriend Harmony Korine. Another Korine film, Kids (1995), was Sevigny's first entree into the indie film world. In •-*> Kids she played a young teen who discovers she's HIV positive. It was Sevigny s latest role as a small town girl in Boys Don't Cry (1999) that has brought her the most attention—and an Academy Award nomination for best supporting actress. Co to chloe.netorom.se to see more about Chloe Sevigny.

— DOB: March 14, 1979 Latest Film: Here on Earth Klein is the quintessential American guy: clean-cut, bright-eyed and mostly innocent. He looks like the quarterback on your high school football team— which he was. Klein, born and raised in the midwest, was discovered acting in a high school play by Alexander Payne, who directed Election (1999). Klein's portrayal of Paul, the not so smart but very sweet football player who is pushed into running against Reese Witherspoon in the student council elec- tion, was dead on. Klein's next project was—of course—American Pie (1999). When not acting, Klein, a devout Christian, attends Texas Christian University in Fort Worth. Tex. Though he only has two films under his belt, it's a sure bet that Klein will not be disappearing from the big screen anytime soon. Check him out at young-hollywood.com/chrisklein.

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American Film Institute (CA) with a famous parent—his father was Freddie Prinze, comic and star of the TV show Chico 5. California Institute of the Arts and the Man (he committed suicide when 6. Columbia Freddie Jr. was 10 months old). After graduating 7. (tie) Art Institute of Chicago from high school, Prinze Jr. headed west from 7. University of Texas-Austin New Mexico to Los Angeles, and landed his first 9. (tie) Florida State role opposite Claire Danes in To Gillian on Her 9. Northwestern 37th Birthday (1996). Roles in films such as 9. Temple The House of Yes (1997), / Know What You 12. (tie) Rochester Institute of Technology Did Last Summer (1997) and She's All That 12. San Francisco Art Institute (1999) quickly followed. His next project is 12. University of California-San Diego Summer Catch, with Jessica Biel. due in 2001. 15. (tie) San Francisco State University Check out freddieprinzejr.com 15. University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee 17. (tie)Ohio University nil 17. Southern Illinois University DOB: February 9, 1979 17. Syracuse University Latest films: Loser, American Virgin Mena Suvari is best known as the rose-petal Source: covered beauty in 1999s American Beauty She usnews.com/usnews/edu/beyond/gradbank debuted in the indie flick Nowhere in 1997, but the roles in American Beauty and American Pie (1999) launched her career. Now married to Gadgets Guide cinematographer Robert Brinkmann, whom she High-Tech Toys: Better Living met when she was filming Sugar and Spice (to be released in 2001), Suvari is adjusting to the through Technology whirlwind her life has become. She told the Ceiva Picture Downloader: $299 Toronto Sun. "It's extremely surreal for me. I The world's first Net-connected picture have so much to learn. Sometimes, I think frame makes it easy to change the pictures about it and say, like, 'Why did this happen to on your wall. It looks like an ordinary me?' It's so mind-boggling." Co to wooden frame, but stores ten electronic celebprofiles.com/actresses/menasuvari photographs of your choosing. Ceiva (ceiva.com) uses an ordinary telephone E-n-3 line to download DOB: May 12, 1978 pictures in the mid- Latest Films: Loser, Boys and Girls dle of the night, Biggs, the guy who really likes apple pie in tying up the line for American Pie (1999), got his break on "As The approximately 5 World Turns" in 1994-95. His latest movie, minutes. Loser (2000) with Mena Suvari, is about a dorky NYU student who falls in love, and has WMP-IV MP3 Audio Wrist Watch: placed Biggs on the hot list. His main chal- $249.95 lenge in the future will be moving past the For those who must have their MP3s infamous apple pie scene, but with roles in the with them all the time, Casio has created the upcoming films Prozac Nation (2000) and *s world's first watch/MP3 player hybrid. The Saving Silverman (2001)—neither of which MP3 Audio Wrist feature pastry—he should have no problem. "I Watch WMP-1V love laughing and making people laugh at (casio.com) can something that I did. But at the same time, the play up to 44 min- feeling that I get when I am so deep into an utes of music at emotion is equally rewarding for me. I hope near-CD quality. that I can do both for the rest of my career," Stereo headphones Biggs said during a recent interview. Co to included. young-hollywood.com/jasonbiggs.htm -Kathryn Yu

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An American Tale 11 students bus across the country to create an Internet political documentary. By Erin Dionne Eleven students. Four months. One bus. teers waiting to receive documentary Sounds like "Road Rules" meets "Survivor," footage to upload onto the site. only instead of being in front of the cameras, A project this big requires two main these students are behind them. Most of the things: organization and money. group is from Simon's Rock College (a small American Story has both. They've been liberal arts school in Massachusetts), planning their trip since February, and although other members attend Duke and they have a lead car that precedes the the University of Chicago. Born of late-night bus by a day. The people in the lead car STS: Why put this project together? chats about politics and the upcoming elec- (they rotate) set up interviews and make ASP: We wanted to give people a platform tion, the group decided to take their conver- hotel arrangements. The money— that's not covered in the media, provide sation to the road. $100,000 of it—comes from a combina- space for people to have a say without Their adventure is called The American tion of investors: some from Simon's Rock reducing it to sound bites. Story Project. Student volunteers are inter- faculty members, some from grants and STS: What do you hope to find out with viewing people in 32 communities across the funds, and some comes from Eastman the interviews? country to find out what influences their Kodak and Paul Newman's daughter, who ASP: Well, we have no set list of questions, political beliefs. The interviews will then heads up the Newman's Own foods branch. but we do have a set interview style. We're appear on the group's web site, american The bus is packed with Newman's Own looking to make connections between pri- story.org, and this winter the site will be snack foods—the group has already gone vate lives, community life and local and redesigned so that users can access film through 50 pounds of "Fig Newmans." national issues. We ask people about their footage, interview transcripts and still photos Their converted school bus is a mobile past, like where they grew up, and that leads based on whatever topic interests them— workstation. It has work tables and bench into current events and politics. We want to from gun control to skateboarding laws. seats, bunk beds, coolers on rollers that get a broad spectrum of ideas, not neces- slide out from under sarily enter into a discussion about specific "Were looking to make connections between private seats, bikes under tarps, candidates. tables that convert to lives, community life and local and national issues. STS: What's the response been like? beds, and pieces of wire We ask people about their past, like where they grew ASP: It's funny—some people think there's up, and that leads into current events and politics." and electronic equip- no connection [in their lives to politics). ment everywhere. Then you ask them about skateboarding, if The students are doing all the work for Steamtunnels spoke to three of the proj- they're into that, and where they can and the project on the road: they have a network ect volunteers—pictured below—at their can't skateboard. They see how politics server hooked into the bus' generator, cellu- stop in Boston, the first leg of their journey. affects their everyday life and community. lar modems in their laptops, and other volun- STS: How did you go about choosing | what communities you were visiting? | ASP: We're trying to emphasize areas that aren't in the media and don't get as much exposure. For instance, San Francisco and San Jose are in the media, but Oakland doesn't get that much [media attention]. STS: What was the motivation for the interactive web site? ASP: This whole thing is native to the Internet. It can't be done normally because it's a non-linear documentary. We wanted the users to be able to follow the lines of content that interest them on the site. And we want it to be a catalyst for communica- tion—not issue politics. This is about lives, places and communities. STS: What about the political apathy that's seemed to grip people lately? ASP: We're obviously not apathetic. We're getting out there, trying to get into things. This whole project was born out of our frus trations with the political system. •

6 steamtunnels.net ""■'■■"' In the past year- Si .9% attended a religious service Forgot to register? Online 26.0% discussed religion registration is a breeze 45.9% participated in organized demonstrations 74.2% performed volunteer work By Tamar Maor 62.9% read the editorial page in the daily newspaper Election time is just around the corner and that means you 14.0% discussed politics need to register to vote. If you're not into politics you proba- Source: The American Council on Education and the UCLA Higher bly don't even know what Bush's stand on the defense policy is, Education Research Institute. let alone who's running for county sheriff or railroad commission- er. The Internet has a solution for those of you who don't have time to read the politics section of the paper every morning. Behind the site Registering to vote could never be easier once you visit Democracy Net (democracynet.org) and click on "register to Angry Little Girls vote.'' Your computer will automatically download a printable ver- sion of the voter registration application complete with instruc- , the mind behind Angrylittlegirls.com, is a cartoonist, tions and deadlines for your state's absentee ballot. (The applica- actress and writer in Los Angeles. The site is a collection of comic tion is in PDF format; if you don't have Adobe Acrobat Reader you siiips and short movies about Lee's posse of underdogs: six girls can download it for free at adobe.com.) Once you mail that from different ethnic backgrounds, all of whom have problems and envelope in you are ready to participate in the 2000 elections. aren't afraid to show it. Visitors can ride to school with the girls, par- If you don't want to send in an absentee ballot, or you're not ticipate in a chat room and buy T-shirts on Lee's site. registered at home, register to vote as a resident where you attend A sister site, Angrylittleasiangirl.com, college. The Democracy Net PDF lists voter eligibility for each was launched in April 1998, but the seeds state. Some states have registration deadlines, so check soon. of the animated cartoon were planted in Before you find yourself voting for the guy with the cooler 1994 while Lee was a sophomore at UC- name, you might want to become a little more informed on the Berkeley. She attended an animation festival candidates in your area. Once again go to Democracy Net and with a friend and realized she didn't relate enter your zip code. A list of your candidates will appear along with to any of the cartoons there. their stand on popular issues. A little time surfing this site can make "I was angry at the cartoons' subject you a much more informed voter and a much happier citizen. matter. Most were male oriented with male humor about feces, women's humiliation These sites all have links to register to vote and provide a and drug trips," said Lee. -..•...,_•... wealth of information on candidates and issues. So she stayed up all night with a box of crayons, drawing the first strip in the series, which now can be seen online in animated Voter.com form. Voter.com lets you register to vote, "Alag" is about a little Asian girl and—of course—her anger. check out what the candidates Anger at her mother, her classmates, prejudice and just about stand for and track campaign con- everyone and everything that crosses her path. tributions in your state. STS: What was your site launch like? Rockthevote.com LL: Building the site was an enormous undertaking. I thought it This is the official site of the would be simple but it proved to be complicated especially since I perennial MTV campaign. It covers the standard issues as well as knew nothing about computers. The amount of emails and hits I which music artists are rocking the vote and how you can get got was amazing. I guess I hit a nerve. involved. STS: Do you have help? LL: I only have help when I really need it. It's really still like a Opensecrets.org hobby for me, it's out of my apartment so I try to keep it small. Opensecrets posts how much each candidate (presidential and STS: What's your hit count? congressional) has raised and where the money comes from. LL: I don't know and I don't care! Enter your zip code to find out who is making big donations in your area. STS: What kind of feedback do you get? Vote-smart.or LL: It's usually positive, occasionally I This ambitious site aims to track every person holding office or get a person who doesn't get what I'm up for election in the U.S. It provides lists of campaign contribu- angry about. tors, voting records and interviews every candidate filing for STS: Do you have another job? office on the issues they are likely to face for their constituen- LL: I'm an actress too, and have cies. Take their test to see which candidate comes the closest to appeared in several independent films matching your views. • and television shows. -Molly Delano

steamtunnels.net 7 RS-One and Brenda Russell By Tony Green KRS-One Brenda Russell A Retrospective Paris Rain (Jive) (Hidden Beach Recordings) KRS-One's wildly contradictory and I once got into a discussion with a often half-baked proclamations noted jazz musician about have earned him his share of critical "smooth jazz." He pointed out that barbs. Sometimes when an artist smooth jazz was not bad per se; changes so much, critics that are only just miscast—much of it was actu- comfortable with someone they can ally fairly good R&B/pop, sans sum up in one sentence get put off. singer (and song, for that matter). Calling it jazz was a disservice That said, bad press never diminished his legendary status. not just to jazz, but to itself. First off, thematic consistency and philosophical authenticity Grammy-nominated Brenda Russell, for example, is a massively aren't prerequisites for pop stardom. And his declaration "I am accomplished singer-songwriter whose jazz fluency and high- hip-hop" can simply be seen as his way of interpreting his career. octane musicianship place her out of the pop category in many Just as hip-hop is a mass of conflicting, divergent approaches, minds. Which is a shame, because Russell has been producing KRS-One's career has included phases of philosophy and gang- some flat-out gorgeous pop music for years. Remember '80s sterism, self-reflection and opaqueness. tunes like "Piano in the Dark"? (And no, Luther Vandross didn't Even shaved down to its essentials, as it is on this 16-track write "If Only for One Night.") But in a world where pop/R&B best-of collection, KRS-One's body of work exhibits more variety sophistication means knowing more chord changes than Sisqo (not to mention more beats-n-rhyme skills) than most artists can (Brian McKnight. Eric Benet and Kenny Lattimore excepted), using hope to achieve in three careers. Prototypical beef/boast tunes live musicians and having an expressive set of pipes makes you a like "South Bronx" and "The Bridge Is Over" (where he scorches hardcore jazzer. rivals like MC Shan and Marley Marl, not to mention the entire Russell's latest, Paris Rain, is like most of her others—a borough of Queens) contrast the cautionary, self-reflective model of near flawless pop consistency. Aided by top-shelf band "Love's Gonna Getcha." His social commentary could be silly— members (drummer Vinny Colaiuta, percussionist Paulhino see the safe sex advisory "Jimmy"—or deadly serious, as on DeCosta, bassist Jimmy Haislip), Russell waxes poetic on the "Black Cop" and "Sound of the Police." And even though he has disc-opening "Ideal World," channels Afro-Brasilia on "She's In gone overboard on the didactic side, tunes like "Why Is That" and Love" and "Please Felipe," then gets mellow with the smoky disc "You Must Learn" are rap benchmarks. KRS is one of the few rap- closer "Baby Eyes." The range of material demonstrates this pers whose tracks have heft—you can still get on the radio by artist's formidable skills, which, after nearly 20 solo years, show covering "I'm Still #1." KRS is an artist who, through force of will no signs of diminishing. • and skill, has alloyed his towering flaws and strengths into an overpowering, house-rocking whole. Rcadio The return of the Steamtunnels 24-hour .. live deejay broadcast. A seamless mix of funky house, crunchy techno and -^ jazzy trip-hop. Join us on a rhythmic trip... A faster-than-56k net connection is required (such as DSL, cable, or Tl). Tuning-in is as easy as a single mouseclick!

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