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Theyll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo Sparkman says Another school religious ruling bans smoking '(©UNG~N| the side confuses issue Conn. (UPD—Smok- HOODLUMS/; lighter GROTON, DICK ing has been banned at all town By WEST tieners. We figure that nature WASHINGTON (UPI) Sen. United Press International schools the Board of Educa- isn’t any too well balanced any- John Sparkman, D-Ala., says tne by WASHINGTON (UPI) _ Each way. tion. TAGM : t w o U. S. Supreme Court de- summer since I joined in the I put down the sprayer and Students at the high school had YOU'RE colonization of darkest I cisions relating to religion con- suburbia was balancing myself in the ham- rather than where been permitted to smoke in cer- it a I have grown a small | fused, clarified, J “victory mock when my wife came out and in back to draw tho line on governmental tain areas on the school grounds garden” my yard. asked I j why had quit gardening. of I recognition God. if had their parents’ perm is- Little things that I have heard “I’m weighing the benefits that | they read in recent “The Supreme Court has failed sion. and years lead will accrue to our radish from a j to draw a distinction between laws me to believe that the Victory spraying with an anti-tomtit solu- The board's action was taken which establish a religion and Garden campaign has been losing tion against the possible disturb- j ! Monday night after Dr. William laws which merely affect religion’’ momentum since the end of the ing effect that it might have on | | Farris, superintendent of schools, he said war. But I have continued to do the natural order of the universe Wednesday. said, “I cannot see how we can In a to the Hill some students 1/ _L my part. by driving away the tomtits,” I speech Capitol j give permission for LEMME People who have the stimulus told her. chapter and the younger lawyers to smoke and disregard 4he war to a committee of the Federal Bar As- medical evidence of the AT HIMi STRING GANGWAY/) of grow victory garden “I am glad to know that,” my j weighty ^ said a A belong in the same class with wife said. “It appeared to me sociation, Sparkman state j unhealthy effects of smoking.” HIM UP/ I required prayer outlawed by the KILL> ■^r f sunshine patriots, say. that you were taking a nap.” The new policy called for the GET A This however, we ‘I think better court “should not be construed as Bur TWE year, victory with my eyes suspension of students caught vi- LOAD OF THE gardeners find ourselves caught closed,” I explained. a governmental act establishing a olating the rule. horns of a church or religion. GOOD EXAMPLE BUM/ on the dilemma, which Later on, I tried to get my is the next worse thing to being mind of the problem by tuning “Where to draw the line on our1 TWEV SET WHEN caught on the horns of a water in the ball game. But there was official governmental recognition handed down,” he said. iTHE UMP CALLS buffalo. no escape. of God as our supreme being has ‘1 feel that we are in a danger- The dilemma got into the gar- As I watched the Washington been in somewhat of a confused ous era which may promote the AGAINST was atheism and secularism.” fONE1 den by way of Rachel Carson’s Senators sink deeper into the cel- slate since (This)...decision | cause of • ’£M-- widely discussed book “Silent lar of the American League, I couldn’t wonder i m Spring.” Either that or somebody help but if their left the gate open. inability to hit and catch base- Got Hooked balls was a result of the chemi- cals that the At any rate, I was spraying a groundskeeper uses i radish with an anti-tomtit tinc- on the outfield grass. If the Senators are ture (three parts tetraehyl to anything, j even more off balance than na- one part vermouth) when it ture is. Perhaps Miss Carson will PESTs hooked me. kSW in Suddenly I straightened up and explore this situation her next © King Features Syndicate, Inf., 1963, World rights reserved. “This I am book. THE said to myself spray Calt KIUE* is contributing MILLER PLAN WEEKEND TRIP using undoubtedly of ANNOUNCES A-TEST to the health and well-being Call him at A & M Pest Control WASHINGTON (UPI) Mrs. WASHINGTON (UPI) The Admission this radish, but how do I know for complete pest, rodent and Atlanta woman finds policy Jacqueline Kennedy and her two Atomic Commission an- family it is not the balance of Energy termite protection children were upsetting scheduled to leave nounced it detonated an at UA results nature?” Tuesday Thursday for Newport, R.I., underground nuclear test “of low after the death of her mother where Miss Carson, as you know, they will spend a long at its Nevada test site. in better raised a warning against the yield” grades weekend at her mother’s estate, 762-6292 MONTGOMERY, Ala. (UPI) of and said. Hammersmith Farm. headlong use pesticides An Atlanta woman, born and TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (UPI)-The Paul Martin on TEL. other horticultural chemicals lest Hugh Reilly, The First and 5, raised here but separated from Mrs. Mead said she was placed University of Alabama said Lady Caroline, “Lassie,” was born in Newark, today nature’s — and John w7ere it destroy equilibrum. 102 S. St. her mother at an re- in a foster home by the state wel- a more selective admissions Jr., 2, expected where his the late Magnolia Pascagoula early age, poli- has had a N.J., father, to leave from the farm 2 for Her message pro- turned to visit a fare bureau when she was six is in fewer July was once a Monday family cy resulting dropouts found effect us Hugh, Sr., congres- Cape Cod to the summer. upon victory gar- the had never known. years old. and higher grade averages at all spend sional candidate. > — ■■ She found the family only after Only when she was 23, did she levels at the school. receiving word her mother had find out about her family. Admissions Dean Hubert Mate died. “My mother was working in said averages for undergraduates 1960 1963 Mrs. Frankie Lucille Mead Tuscaloosa and I went and saw for the period through her one Mrs. Mead show increases mother of three, was surrounded briefly day,” postive annually. said. “That was the “With 2 B and 1 Monday night by cousins, aunts only time I point being ever saw She never saw her C the record shows 1960-61 and uncles—and a brother she did her,” point father. academic year, 1.3772; 1961-62, not even know she had. Mate said. Mrs. Mead was married to Wal- 1.3908; 1962-63, 1.4348,” It all came about when her par- VE said the EVER The school comparing OFFERED! Mr. and Mrs. Walter ter S. Mead Jr., a gunnery serg- ents-in-law, with that of last eant in the and moved freshman class 6. Mead Sr., read in a local news- Army, they year, 14.5 per cent went on aca- death of Mrs. to atlanta. paper about the this Janu- Mrs. Mead said she demic probation past Mary Lee Hill, 63, and of relatives probably with welfare ary compared to 17 per cent a who were trying to find her miss- agreed regulations year earlier. former Frankie that seek to keep family informa- ing daughter, the “It is obvious,” Mate said, “that Lucille Hill. tion from children in the case of adoptions. the University of Alabama has About 8 p.m. Mrs. Mead told a been an increasingly “But I was never adopted,” she admitting reporter who located her at a fu- caliber student to the uni- said, “and I feel that I should higher neral home here, she had been by that the students are per- have been told when I was old versity, the place twice hoping to meet better and ENJOY enough to understand. It worried forming academically, someone. that the are recognizing me quite a bit as I grew older.” faculty missed the **I guess I Just them,” “Sager said, “She won’t have to improved performance.” HEALTHFUL she “but I am look- said, although worry now. We have found her ing forward to seeing them, I TAILORS and we intend to make her a part MAC IRKS ECONOMICAL who are.” — don’t know they of the family from here on out.” TOKYO (UPI) Communist Lass than 30 minutes later, word China’s English-language Peking was COOKING reached the family that she DAR DENIES CHARGE Review took note today that Brit- NO DOWf1 at the funeral home. Within min- WASHINGTON (UPI) — The ish Prime Minister Harold Mac- MONEr utes she was hurried off to dinner Daughters of the American Revo- millan’s troubles include criti- E-Z VUE COVERS 50< WEEKLY and to visit half a dozen homes lution (DAR) Tuesday called cism from the tailoring industry. SELF SEALING around town. “misleading” charges they are The Peking Review said Lon- Army Sgt. William J. Sager, the using their tax exempt status to don’s Saville Row resents Mac- HEAT PROOF millan because “he wears eon of the brother Mrs. Mead did issue right-wing political propa- always 1 not know about said: ganda. the same suit and has even been known to wear ‘1 can tell you this is one fine Sen.