December 2009 Sometimes Known As Christmas Day 1 the Warbler the Magazine of the Woking Referees‘ Society
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PATRON:- Pam Wells 01483 833394 PRESIDENT:- Peter Guest :- 01483 771649 [email protected] CHAIRMAN: Roy Butler 07747 800687 VICE-CHAIRMAN:- Colin Barnett 01252 328953 SECRETARY, TREASURER 01483 423808 & MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY:- Bryan Jackson 1 Woodstock Grove, Godalming, Surrey, GU7 2AX TRAINING OFFICER:- Vince Penfold SUPPLIES OFFICERS: - Tony Price 01483 836388 / 07766 973304 R.A.. DELEGATE:- Brian Reader 01483 480651 HONORARY AUDITOR:- Ken Chivers COMMITTEE:- Ricky Green - Youth Development 07793 205023 Officer Derek Stovold Christopher Cook Meril Readett Corin Readett—Minutes Secretary WARBLER Editor—Mac McBirnie, 16 Robins Dale 01483 835717 / 07770 643229 Knaphill Woking Surrey GU21 2LQ [email protected] INSIDE THIS MONTH’S WARBLER Page 1: Agenda Page 2 : From the Chair Page 3 : Youth Academy Meeting Page 4 : Mac’s Musings Page 5/6 : September Minutes /Accounts Page 7/8 : Murphy’s Meanderings Page 9 : New Year’s Dinner Menu Page 11: Graham Poll—Referee Crisis Looming Page 15 : Keep on whistling at 83 Page 16 : What would you do? Page 18 : Membership Page 20 : It’s not all black in Scotland Page 21 : Guest Speakers Page 22: This month’s speaker Page 24 : Plum Tree Page 26/27 : My Adventure with Refereeing—A Polish view The Warbler The Magazine of the Woking Referees‘ Society Meadow Sports Football Club Loop Road Playing Fields, Loop Road, Kingfield, Woking, Surrey, GU22 9BQ 7.30pm for a prompt 8pm start AGENDA CHAIRMAN’S OPENING COMMENTS OUR GUEST SPEAKER Steve Tomlinson BREAK DISCUSSION CORNER SOCIETY BUSINESS ANY OTHER BUSINESS NEXT MEETING MONDAY 4th January 2010 Guest Speakers Peter Kirkup and Mike Mullarkey THE MAGAZINE DEADLINE The deadline for the January Warbler will be Friday 25th December 2009 sometimes known as Christmas Day 1 The Warbler The Magazine of the Woking Referees‘ Society Ladies and Gentlemen, Well what an absorbing meeting we had in November when we had Gary Willard and Martin Bodenham as our guest speakers. Whilst we had the projector and screen available for them both, they certainly did not require them as they kept us enthralled for nearly 90 minutes with their talk on both Assessing and Coaching at Football League, Panel and Contributory Levels and also Martin‘s new role involv- ing both this and being a first Class Umpire. The change of the white ball now used in Floodlit games at so many overs was also an interesting fact. Thank you both for your visit and our good wishes are sent to you both!!! Talking about Guest Speakers, we do have the pleasure of one of our own members, Steve Tomlinson, as our speaker for our next and Christmas Meet- ing on Monday, 7th December 2009 starting at 8 p.m. His talk is entitled "Whose line is it anyway" and I am sure that as a new speaker (to us at least) it will provide an interesting evening for us all, and the committee are hopeful that you will attend and enjoy. Being as it is nearly Christmas, our patron Pamela Wells will be provid- ing her usual array of nibbles and sandwiches, etc on the evening, and we will be having our Christmas Raffle as well. Whilst our secretary will be arranging assorted prizes for this raffle, if any members wish to donate any gifts towards the raffle, please kindly bring them along on the evening to give to Bryan or myself. I‘d like to remind members of two forthcoming events which usually occur around this time of the year both happening during the second weekend in January 2010 1. 9th January is the fourth Woking Referees Society Christmas Dinner which is once more being held at the Worplesdon Place Hotel. Without stealing any of Mac‘s thunder, please support this event as it is the time of the year to bring the good lady (or feller) out for a three course meal for under £20 each including our own private suite for the evening. Please give your names to Mac as soon as possible. 2. 10th January is the Sussex 6 - a - side Football Competition at Haywards Heath. The kick-off time is unknown at present but anybody wishing to play or sup- port the society please contact Corin Readett as soon as possible to give your name. For our first meeting in the New Year, we have the pleasure of Mike Mul- larkey and Peter Kirkup, who have represented England at the European Champi- onships as well as being assistant referees at the Cup Final in 2008. We are sure that this will be a wonderful evening for the Society so remember the date, Monday January 4th 2010. Again we hope you will support the Society, as we do try to vary the Guest Speakers for you all to enjoy. 2 The Warbler The Magazine of the Woking Referees‘ Society I do not feel the need to comment on the Handball goal on Wednesday night suf- fice to say that once again, we, in England, still have the best officials in the Euro- pean Union bar none, as it is a known fact that Mr. Henry would not have got away with it in England. Whilst you would not expect the referee to spot the inci- dent, an assistant referee would have surely flagged for it. Whilst again he ad- mitted the offence, isn‘t it possible also that there was an offside before the hand- ball as well? I feel that FIFA have got away by covering themselves by asking if the two nations wish to replay the game, they might look into it. No chance, I say as I cannot think for one moment that France would agree to a re-match as they don‘t have too. I do hope your games are going well for you all, and I now look forward to seeing you all on the 7th December. With all my best wishes, Roy A small boy was crying his eyes out at a football match. Seeing his plight, a po- liceman came up to him and asked what the problem was. "I've lost my dad," cried the boy. "What's he like?" asked the policeman. "Beer, fags and women," said the boy. Woking Referees Society Academy A meeting of the Woking Referee‘s Society Academy will take place on Monday 7th December 2009 commencing at 7.15 at Meadow Sports Football Club Loop Road Playing Fields, Loop Road, Kingfield, Woking, Surrey, GU22 9BQ Ricky Green – Youth Development Officer 39 Mowbray Avenue, Byfleet, Surrey, KT14 7PF Mob – 07793 205023 3 The Warbler The Magazine of the Woking Referees‘ Society By the time you read this dear members, I shall hopefully be some where between Lisbon and Northern Spain having with a bit of luck, soaked up some Canaries sun and put back on all the weight I‘ve been trying to loose since our last cruise. Need- less to say, please accept my apologies for absence on December 7th and hope you all have a great meeting. I‘d also like to wish you all a wonderful Christmas and a healthy and prosperous New Year. My thanks also to Tony who has stood in as postmaster this month. You will find the menu for our New Year‘s Dinner in this edition, which is to be held once again at Worplesdon Place. I‘d be grateful if you could e-mail me your choices by the January meeting at the latest. I have developed a theory that the nicer a manager is to you when you first speak and/or meet, the greater the chance he (or she) will be giving you grief in equal measure by the end of the game. The friendly voice on the phone, e mails with maps, directions and post codes for that curse of modern driving—the SAT NAV- ; a warm greeting at the club; nice clean changing room; a cup of tea; what a great initiative the Respect Campaign is; what a great bunch of lads he (or she) has in the team; only want to get out their and play football; what a pleasure it is to have a proper referee; and so it goes on. This, my fellow referees, is all a ploy; a ruse, a stratagem to lull you into a false sense of bonhomie. For beware, the players will be the biggest bunch of whingers on the planet. Complaining when they think they‘ve been fouled, throwing their hands in the air in disbelief when you dare to award a decision against them. The constant badgering, gradually starts to wear you down. Eventually you issue a card for dissent. Again the wide eyed incredulity, the garbled name. ( ―how do you spell that‖ I always ask—even if it‘s Tom Smith) Then the manager starts up. No more Mr Nice Guy. You‘ve all been there—heard it all I‘m sure. Did anyone watch the Man U v Chelsea game a few weeks back? Rooney was booked for dissent and at the end of the game walked up to Martin Atkinson who was standing with his assistants shaking the players hands. Martin held his hand out but Rooney didn‘t appear to take it, possibly he made some comment (he was later reprimanded by The FA for mouthing ―12th man‖ to the cameras) but it was Martin‘s dismissive wave of the hand at Rooney which I thought was pure class. In last month‘s Guildford Referee‘s Magazine I spotted an article by Mike Ballard, the magazine‘s editor and editor also of the Surrey FA Newsletter. Now I‘m sure many of you know Mike personally or like me through his editorials but I loved his, what I‘ve called ―A month in the Life of Mike‖ I can only presume that Mike is re- tired and it makes me think ―I can‘t wait‖ but unfortunately I‘ll have to put in a few more years yet.