"'. UNIVERSITY OF Wbt Miami hurricane Since 1927 VOLUME 69, NUMBER 14 MASTER THIS. BABY! FRIDAY. OCTOBER 25.1991 INSIDE UM's Master Plan passes first test • The plan is approved by the "We, as a University, should enforce rules." Coral Gables Commission, UM representatives held several meetings with concerned residents in an attempt to despite complaints by residents. reach a compromise. Robert Taboas, 1521 Matero Ave., said he By MARY LEA HARDESTY only heard about one meeting that was to be Associate News Editor held, as he pleaded for UM's plan not to be The Coral Gables City Commission gave approved. preliminary approval to the University of Miami's Master Plan. In a four to one vote, Attorney for the residents, John G. Fletch­ the plan passed the first of the two part er, said the next meeting the residents will approval process. "hit them (the University and commission) AccorrJing to Coral Gables ordinances, two harder." readings of the plan are required for final "We are starting to move this mountain. At approval. The second reading could come as the next meeting we will eliminate these early as Nov. 11. offending uses," Fletcher said. Rafael Peruyera, director of Facilities Boone Carey, 1545 Mataro Ave., said resi­ Planning and Design, told the commission that dents and their attorney will take this matter the University's needs are constant and will to court. not change. "We will be going to court to get this "I know we have a good plan. Enough peo­ reversed, depending on what happens at the ple believed in it. I think it's good for the Uni­ next meeting," Carey said. "The hearing will versity, as well as the community," Peruyera not be in South Florida because judges either said. graduated from UM, or had gotten gifts from Residents opposed to the plan said they are them. /Vnd that just wouldn't be fair. I am very still not satisfied with the proposal, despite dissatisfied about the outcome of the event." FALL BALL the changes made. John Duncan, 1301 Campo Sano Dr., David Lieberman, senior vice president, UM concluded its fall baseball season at taught at UM for several years and said the said he was very pleased about the approval, plan is unacceptable. but not surprised. Mark Light Stadium on Wednesday with "A massive garage will be built 200 feet "We have a good plan and there is no rea­ four special guest coaches. wide. A garage filled with two miles of auto­ son for the city not to approve (it)," Lieber­ mobiles. Is that compromising with resi­ man said. • Sports — page 7 dents?" Duncan said. President Edward T. Foote II expressed his concern about the noise problem residents have complained about. He said, although ' We have a good plan and there THE CITY OF THE FUTURE CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE/ Photo Editor youthful excess is inevitable, the young and SPEAKING OUT: Mary Helen Cambell-Shaw, wearing a button that the old can behave in a civilized way. is no reason for the city not to reads "I don't get med, I get even," spoke against the University's Mas­ A UM architecture class designed a "We will be setting up a permanent neigh­ approve it' ter Plan during Tuesday's Coral Gables City Commission meeting. borhood committee that will include officers self-sufficient model city that is Although many Coral Gables residents, like Cambell-Shaw, were of the University, people from student affairs David Lieberman, environmentally correct. opposed to the plan it was passed by the City Commission by a vote of and administrators, who will handle com­ senior vice president • Accent — page 5 4to1. plaints of a University matter," Foote said.

NEWSBRIEFS Athletic DEATH AT THE ROCK Pikes banned from Rat housing In response to last week's fight at the Rathskeller between members <>f Sigma Chi and Pi Kappa Alpha fra­ ternities, the Pi Kappa Alpha members have temporari­ on the ly been banned from the Rathskeller, according to the managerial staff. Francisco Crez, the assistant manager of the Raths­ keller, stated that the Pi Kappa Alpha brothers are no way out longer allowed to come into eir buy food at the pub. Associate Dean of Students Richard Walker said that By JASON MOLINET the ban is temporary. "The Pikes fraternity were tem­ Stall Writer porary banned from the Rat, pending further investiga­ The University of Miami began to tion," said Walker. integrate student athletes into gen­ The fight, which occurred last Thursday night, began eral housing this fall, in accordance because an ex-girlfriend e>f a Pi Kappa Alpha member with NCAA regulations. was asked to a "closed" Sigma Chi party, according to According to President Edward witnesses. T. Foote II, all athletes, except foot­ "Basically, we were having a closed party on Satur­ ball players, have been integrated. day and this girl was on our guest list. When one of our pledges trieel to ^ive- the' girl the invitation, her ex-boy­ "The football team will be inte­ friend, a Pike, came up to the pledge and started a grating with the freshman class next fight," said John Regan, vice president of Sigma Chi. fall. We will begin integrating the Regan said that he and some of his brothers decided freshmen and continue until the to help break the fight up as soon as it started. entire team is integrated," Foote A second fight occurred later in front of Stanford said. Residential College. Members of Pi Kappa Alpha Earlier this year, the NCAA refused to comment on the incident. Walker said that approved a proposal calling for the disciplinary action will be taken as soon as the adminis­ elimination of athletic dormitories trative investigation is completed. by 1996. — PAMELA WILFINGER Before the NCAA rule was announced, UM had agreed to a sim­ Burglar found in Stanford ilar proposal in October. JC. RIDLEY/Staff Photographer "The subject had been under con­ LISTEN: Members of the National Organization of Women (NOW) gathered at the University Center Rock to raise social A 16-year-old female student walked into her Stan­ sideration for some time. I con­ sulted with many people and consciousness about women's health issues Wednesday afternoon. From left to right: Simone Woung, Kathie Driskell, ford Residential College dorm room last Tuesday night Karen Kruesser, Jayme Mackaill and Leslie Miller participate in the event. For more information, see Accent — page 5 to find a burglar inside, Department of Public Safety thought about it," Foote said. "I reports said. decided it was time to eliminate that The student left the door of her room open to go to distinction between student athletes the floor's lounge. Upon her return, she found an and other students. I don't think ath­ unknown male inside her room. When the suspect saw letic dorms are justified, and I don't Unpaid bills get students purged the student, he fled the scene with the student's Citi­ think it's a good idea. It deprives SG NEWS student athletes the opportunity to bank ATM card. messages two or three time in A friend of the girl, who also lives in Stanford, saw learn from other students." • Although the "An awful lot of the University advance," Ingold said. the suspect walking in the lobby after the incident. University instructs Ingold said it takes one day to get The suspect, reportedly named Bernard, has been experience is the richness of learn­ ing from each other," Foote added, professors to bar purged reinstated after a canceled student described as being a black male, with brown hair and settles his debt. brown eyes. According to Public Safety, he is approxi­ "and when students are segregated, students from attending it's much more difficult to do that. Students such as Dania Garcia, mately five feet, eight inches tall and weighs 170 sophomore, disagree. She had her pounds. He is allegedly a busboy in the Stanford/Hecht Therefore, the education is not as classes, most say they full as it might otherwise be." classes canceled and said the prob­ Dining Hall. don't bother. lem is not so easily solved. — PAMELA WILFINGER Not all coaches and athletes agree "It's really annoying, because mainstreaming should be done. ByDARLENEPOMALES once you do pay, it takes a while to "I've never been in favor of that," Staff Writer get registered again. You have to TODAY'S FORECAST Head Football Coach Dennis Erick­ What happens to students when wait in the Office of Student son said of the phasing out of the COUP: Members of the Student Liberation they don't pay their registration bill? Accounts forever. Not to mention athletic dorms. Organization (SLO) held the weekly Student Chances are students will be sent that your professor now knows your WINDY "I think it (living in athletic Government Cabinet meeting hostage Wednes­ warning letters and are then even­ business," Garcia said. HIGH: 85 LOW: 75 dorms) helps, because you're day with water pistols as they presented their tually purged from class rosters. Other students complain about Chance of rain 30% always around the guys. You play list of demands. For more information, see When a student is purged, his pro­ the fact they've lost a lot of valuable with them, and I think it brings you News — page 2. fessors are notified and told by the class time and it's hard to catch up. Source National Weather Service closer together as a team," junior Office of Enrollment Services that There are some professors who quarterback Gino Torretta said. the student should not be allowed in simply ignore the whole process and "If you're going to meetings, or class and should not take any exams, allow students to continue going to the other guys see the workouts SG Senate passes according to Scott Ingold, assistant class. Many professors say it's a that you're doing, it rubs off on the dean of Enrollment Services. waste of time, because purged stu­ younger guys. They realize what Although many professors usually dents usually do get their registra­ they need to do to become a good SAFAC referenda follow this procedure, it is not a tion reinstated, but by then they've player," Torretta said. written University policy. Profes­ missed many assignments and per­ ByMATTGUY sors are encouraged to stop the stu­ haps even a midterm exam. Ron Fraser, head baseball coach, Statt Writer dent from attending class, Ingold Many students did not receive said he believes mainstreaming may The Student Government Senate voted Wednes­ said. The professor is not forced to deficiency reports this past week be best for students in the future. day on six different referendums to be placed on the expel them and the student is not because they were no longer on the "I would've liked to stay in athlet­ 1991 fall ballot. forced to stay out of class. class rosters. ic dorms, to stay together in apart­ The Student Activity Fee was the major topic of Ingold, who prefers to use the Top administrators in the School ments for baseball, but you know, if debate. Referendums on the activity fee were voted term "canceled", said, although the of Business Administration and the it can't be ..." Fraser said. "We play en — ranging from an increase in the fee, to allow­ situation can be difficult, students College of Arts and Sciences did not at night, and they (baseball players) ing the student body to make the Student Activity should still get their financial status want to be quoted on their views, lead a different schedule than a nor­ Fee Allocation Committee (SAFAC) a part of SG. fixed as soon as possible to avoid but they agreed canceling students mal student. They probably are • The senate passed the referendum allowing being purged. is something the University has to making the right decision, and it'll "Why do students take so long to do in these situations because stu­ work out well for the student. Please see page 2/SG resolve the situation? I understand dents have more than enough time That's the most important thing." HIRAM HENRIQUEZ / Graphic Artist it's a dilemma, but students get to pay their bills. Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, October 25,1991

MORE NEWSBRIEFS CAMPUS more information, call 284-4922. Students BRIEFS • HOMECOMING BLOOD U DRIVE will be from Oct. 29 to Nov. take over 1 in the Flamingo Ballroom. The • STUDENTS CONSIDER­ American Red Cross is sponsoring ING transferring into the School of the drive. SG meeting Business Administration from any • "SEX, RACE AND POLI­ other school or college should be TICS in America," is a four-part Masked students, armed with properly advised before registering series of panel discussions and lec­ squirt guns and a list of demands for spring classes. The Office of tures, jointly sponsored by National broke into the Student Govern­ Undergraduate Academic Services Organization for Women, Students ment Cabinet meeting and held it will make an appointment for you for Social Justice and the Black Law hostage for 15 minutes Wednes­ with a transfer adviser. Call Student Association. Public policy day. 284-4641 to make an appointment. litigator John Mattes will speak on "If everybody listens, nobody • COMMUTER AFFAIRS will the CIA, drug smuggling and the gets wet," the masked leader of have a table set up in the UC "October Surprise" on Oct. 28 at the group said. Breezeway today for the signing of a 12:30 p.m. in room 110 in the The perpetrators, calling them­ petition to implement a left turn sig­ School of Law building. There will selves the Student Liberation nal on Stanford Drive or U.S. High­ be an open-panel discussion on femi­ Organization (SLO) broke into the way 1. For more information, con­ nism featuring five panelists on Flamingo Ballroom of the Univer­ tact Jason (Jordan at 284-3082. Tuesday, Oct. 29 at 8 p.m. in the sity Center, dashed to the front of • ALL SENIORS who have still UC, room 245. For more informa­ the room and pointed their water not taken their yearbook picture are tion, call Jaymie at 279-2831. guns at Winston Warrior, SG vice asked to call the Ibis yearbook office president, demanding their list of at 284-6385 and make an appoint­ • UM'S ROSENSTIEL eight complaints be addressed. ment. Seniors who have not had SCHOOL of Marine and Atmo­ "I guess our meeting is being JC. RIDLEY/Staff Photographer their picture taken by today will not spheric Science (RSMAS) will be held hostage," Warrior said. COUP: Speaker Pro-Tempore of the Student Government Senate Eddy Pereira, Vice President Win­ appear in the 1992 Ibis. hosting its tenth annual auction ston Warrior and Executive Secretary Jimmy Fox watch as the weekly SG Cabinet meeting is taken m GRAMMAR AND TYPING from 6 to 11 p.m. Nov. 15 in the — LYNETTE MALINGER test required for admission to CNJ Walton Smith Commons, 4600 over by a group calling themselves the Student Liberation Organization (SLO). 111, CNJ 216 and CAD/CPR 162 Rickenbacker Causeway. The auc­ will be at 8 a.m. on Oct. 26 and on tion is to benefit the school's non­ Nov. 2. For more information, call profit Marine Science Graduate Stu­ Alan Prince at 284-2265 or dent Organization to provide Senate 358-0644. student loans, travel expenses to RAISE $500 $1000 $1500 • HAUNTED HOUSE, built by scientific conferences and to spon­ members of the Mahoney Program sor student activities. Admission is puts ¥ O O L Council, will be open in Mahoney $1 at the door. For more informa­ Residential College on Tuesday, tion, call Siobhan McCready at U-M-] J 1992 Oct. 29 from 7 p.m.-9 p.m., on 361-4014. SAFAC on Wednesday, Oct. 30 from 7 p.m.-9 • DR. MARK SOLOWAY, pro­ p.m., and on Halloween from 6 fessor of urology and chief of urolog- Student Travel p.m.-8 p.m. ic oncology at the University of Ten­ fall ballot RAISING • LAKESIDE BISTRO, spon­ nessee Center for Health Sciences For your IraUtrnity, soror'rry, Imam Catalog! sored by the UM Program Council, in Memphis, will become professor or other campus organization. SG/From page l will be located lakeside, behind the and chairman of the Department of ABSOLUTH.Y NO Everything you need to know about: stage. There will be free food, fun, Urology at the UM School of Medi­ students to vote on an invisrmtNT utou 1 mot and music on Tuesday, Oct. 29 from cine on Nov. 1. Soloway, who has ••f.HlB ••H-'r.-E rrnrrrwm 8 p.m.-9:30 p.m. published 140 journal articles and increase in the Student Activity Fee • Student Travel • Student/Teacher Air Fares • EARTH ALERT will present 22 books, will be replacing Dr. Vic­ by a vote of 16 to 3. Amy Creekmur, the founder of Citi­ tor Politano, the department's foun­ The referendum proposes that zens of South Florida, to speak on ding chairman. ' the fee be increased by $2 per stu­ • Rail Passes • Car Rental/leasing the topic of "Global Wanning and its • EPIPHANY, the UM arts and dent per semester for the next five Effects on South Florida's Environ­ literature magazine, is accepting years. The increase will generate WOMETCO & ment." The lecture will be held on artwork, poetry, photographs and approximately $12,000 to be allo­ THEATRES •Work Abroad Wednesday, Oct. 30 at 8 p.m. in the prose for the fall 1991 issue. Origi­ cated to the University's Band of V.2.. classrooms of Mahoney/Pearson nal submissions, which must be the Hour for the purchase and = MJDNIGHT MANIA Residential College. accompanied by a cover page and a repair of instruments. — EVERY FWOAY e> SATURDAY •Study Abroad • PUMPKIN PURSUIT 5K phone number, can be dropped off at "Our band doesn't match up with KENDALL 9 other quality programs our school run and walk is looking for a few the desk of any residential college, 59* 5000 the apartment area or the Epiphany competes with," Michael Mann, •Int'l Student & Teacher ID runners and walkers to compete in WHORE INC 171 ||4| this year's race that will be held on mailbox in the English department band director, said. "We see an OTHER PfOPlE'J HeOKIY (*)* 12:11 COOl AS ICE (PCI II ml & MUCH MORE!!! Wednesday, Oct. 30. Nearly 750 on the third floor of the Ashe Build­ increase in the size of the band over LITTLE HUN I»IE (PO)* 11:39 ing. Deadline is Nov. 6. For more the next five years, and our current SKITTERED (Rl 12:19 people are expected to compete — THE FISHER KING (Rl 12 10 CALL for your FREE copy! many in costume. The race begins information call Todd Curtiss at funding will not cover that." He said HOUSE PORTY 2 (R) 12:19 CURLT SUE (POr II e(l at 8 p.m. on San Amaro Dr. in front 284-4197. $18,000 of the $20,000 they NECESStRT ROUGHNESS (PG13I 12:10 of Hecht Athletic Center. Awards • APPLICATIONS ARE avail­ receive yearly from the School of will be presented to overall male and able in the UC room 221 for editor Music has already been spent. female runners, walkers, and wheel­ in chief of The Miami Hurricane Mann said increased funding will HettnClvlleeell • HOMICIDE (R| Council Travel chair participants and to the top and business manager for The Hur­ improve the quality of the band. 11 30 IHE BUTCHERS WlfE IPG13I* 12:00 11 Park Place South, Atlanta, GA 30303 three age-group winners in the run ricane and the Ibis yearbook for the "As it is now, we can't fill up the THE FISHER "ING (Rl 1200 12:15 and race-walk divisions. Awards will spring semester. sound of the Orange Bowl at the OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY (Rl* 1-800-877-CIEE also be presented for the top three Applicants must be full-time football games," said Mann. costumes. To register, call undergraduate students with a mini­ The senate passed the vote with 284-3253. mum 2.5 grade point average. the stipulation that the referendum • NOMINATIONS FOR the Editor in chief candidates must will not cause a reduction in future Vice President's Award for Service, meet with Dr. Bruce Garrison, funding by the University. The ref­ which recognizes students, faculty senior adviser to The Hurricane, erendum, if passed, will take effect members and employees of the Uni­ and business manager hopefuls this spring. versity for service in Greater must meet with Raymonde Bilger, • A referendum to determine Miami, are due Nov. 6. Nominations the paper's financial adviser. whether the student body supports BECOME A TEACHER! are available in the Ashe Building, Elections will be held at 2 p.m. on making SAFAC a part of SG was Open the rooms 244 and 325, UC 224-B, the Nov. 19 in the UC room 245. For passed by the senate by acclama­ Ferre Building, room 210, the Law more information, come to The Hur- Door tion. to a -§ Building 212 and RMSB 128. For ricaneotiice- in UC room 221. Irwin Raij, SG president, said it Nothing to Lose and a would take at least a year to get a Whole CAMPUS CALENDAR proposal to implement SAFAC with­ Whole New career to gain. New in the SG. Career! SATURDAY: • University Bible Studies invites all "I'm looking at other schools to • Organization of Jewish Students students to attend the "Fresh Start" see how they do it," Raij said. "If Students in Arts and Sciences can have a will be holding an overnighter with meeting that will be held at 6:30 p.m. the students feel it is worthwhile, food, films and fun beginning at 9 p. m. in the UC, room 237. For more infor­ then all three branches of Student second major/minor in the SCHOOL OF EDUCATION. Cost is $2 for sponsors and $3 for mation, contact Richard Wagner at Government would have to work nonsponsors. 554-0749. together to make it happen. There • All-Sports will be sponsoring a • College Night '91, sponsored by will have to be checks and balances Here's How To Get Halloween softball tournament at 10 UM, will feature over 75 colleges rep­ to prevent a takeover of SAFAC." On the Path Toward Teacher Certification a.m. Entry feae is $15 and is due by 4 resentatives from 7-9 p.m. in the Ibis Raij said SG should not do this p.m. on Friday, Oct. 25. Cafeteria in the UC. For more informa­ alone. "We need input from the stu­ • The UM Sailing Club is inviting all tion, call 284-4323. dent body. This is important," he ELEMENTARY EDUCATION Arts & Sciences Major students for a day of sun and fun. WEEKLY: said. Everyone is to meet outside the Cam­ • Amnesty International meets at 7 Raij said the process will begin if Education Second Major pus Sports and Recreation Building at p.m. on Mondays in Mahoney/Pear­ the student body feels SAFAC 9 a.m. Members are to bring their son classrooms. For more information should be a part of SG. (teach grades 1-6) dues. call Karen Mahar at 284-6428. "I say let the student's decide — MONDAY: • Baptist Campus Ministry meets we can't go wrong if we let them PRIMARY EDUCATION Arts & Sciences Major • Organization of Jewish Students at 8 p.m. every Thursday in the Bap­ decide," said Raij. will be holding a lecture and presenta­ tist Student Center. For more informa­ Education Second Major tion by Walter Zanger, an Israeli tour tion call Liana Puscas at 667-1066. • The student body will also decide the fate of the frozen funds of 2 Early Childhood Courses guide, author, and political analyst at • Rotaract, a volunteer student the Open Door, a student-run sup­ noon in the Flamingo Ballroom of the organization, meets at 7:30 p.m. on port group which closed last year (teach grades K-6) UC. Lunch is not provided. Mondays in the UC. room 245. For due to a lack of support. • Quest seminar on "Student more information call Danielle at SECONDARY EDUCATION The referendum will allow stu­ Arts ft Sciences Major Leadership and Ethics" will be held 284-5576. dents to decide if the $.50 per stu­ from 4-5:15 pm. in the UC, room 211. • UM Juggler's Club meet every Education Minor (teach dent allocation from last year will be Speaker will be Henry Minich. Monday at 8 p.m. in the Lane Recre­ reverted back to the General Alloca­ grades 6-12) TUESDAY: ation Center For more information tion Pool. • French Club will be having a pro­ call Paul Bickford at 284-3729. "I brought up the referendum fessor from the University de Pau giv­ • Rabbi Feldstein will teach SPECIAL EDUCATION when I realized that the funds were — Psychology Major Education ing information about the Study "Excursions Through Exodus" from frozen, and that only another refer­ Abroad Program at 7:30 p.m. In 6-7 p.m. each Thursday at Hillel Jew­ Second Major (teach Special endum would get the funds back to Mahoney/Pearson classrooms. ish Student Center, 1100 Stanford SAFAC's allocation pool," Raij, who Education grades K-12) • Kip Darcy, the director of Admis­ Drive. For more information call Rabbi is the author of the bill, said. sions at Washington University Feldstein at 665-6948. Raij said this was one of the ways FOREIGN LANGUAGE School of Law, will be on campus at 3 • Chess Club meets at noon on — Foreign Language Major he saw SG could help an already p.m. in the Memorial Building, room Tuesdays, at 3:30 p.m. on Fridays, 3 strained SAFAC budget. EDUCATION Education Minor (teach 218 Darcy will be discussing admis­ p.m. on Saturdays and 4 p.m. on Sun­ "Cutting the pie differently will sions and the law program at Wash­ days in the International Lounge or grades K-12) hurt other organizations. You're ington For more information, call UC, room 237. Call Ped Bunsongsikul going to decrease the amount allo­ Students majoring in Music education in the School of Music can Pre-Law advising at 284-5176. for more information at 284-4078 cated to other organizations, and • Quest seminar on "The Hidden • National Organization for Wom­ take courses in the School of Education to complete their certification eventually the Student Activity Fee Minority: Gay and Lesbian Issues" will en meets at 8 p.m. on Tuesdays in will have to be raised somewhere be held from 7-8:15 p.m. in the UC. UC, room 245. For more information, requirements. down the road," Raij told the sen­ room 211. Speaker will be Robin call Jaymie at 279-2831. Buhrke. ate. Minors are available in: Exercise Science, Sports Management, Sports Medicine. 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he equation is very simple. You don't pay your bills, ] BABE'S 7 your classes get canceled, and the probability factor T is very high that you will then suffer a semester of complete frustration. We all know that it is never this easy, however. Numbers and figures that come out of the Office of Student Account Services seem to have a life of their own sometimes. Financial aid sometimes doesn't come in on time. Parents forget. The mail never works fast enough. It is not always the students' fault. A simple lack of payment is often an over-simplification. And, it can often come as quite a surprise when they discover they owe thousands of dollars, or even a few pennies. But no matter how small the bill is, they can still have their classes canceled — when they are purged from the class rolls. The Miami Hurricaneis unimpressed with the manner in which the entire burden of proof is laid upon students when the computer systems of Student Accounts, the cashier windows and the Office of Financial Assistance Services sometimes do not even agree on the what the student's bottom line is. While we recognize that purging (or canceling) is necessary, we would request that the University have as much understanding and patience as possible. And, we applaud those professors that do not bar purged students from attending classes. Most of them do, in the end, clear up their financial difficulties, and a week — or more — of missed classes can truly hurt. It is up to the students to clear up these problems. Media provides for acceptance of rape They know this. Few of them want to be purged. So, we She wants to be like the cute girls need full, luscious, kissable lips. obstacles for them to overcome. should do everything we can to help them continue their on television and so acts out com­ But we have- After all she's been through, a education here at UM. mercials and TV shows. This Although men haven't been told survivor — even one who did all she doesn't make her cute; it makes her that they need to "put their faces could to prevent the incident — obnoxious. on" before they go out, men have feels she was responsible. She I think women as a group have been told some alarming things in thinks because she was dressed to Mid-term status been doing the same thing, only it's the print media. look sexy, she was asking for it. But not obnoxious; it's "feminine." We Successful men are detached who goes on a date purposefully have been told for some time now from the wives and kids, and mascu­ dressed in a way that will keep her n light of the recent, but often completely unfair that our natural selves are not line power has been overdone and date from ever being sexually dissemination of mid-term deficiency reports, The attractive enough. Even if the "nat­ over-glorified. attracted to her? Or to keep our­ I Miami Hurricanefeels it is time the administration ural" look is in, we have to buy this For example, men are told by one selves from getting raped do women and other University of Miami officials get a dose of the KATHLEEN DRISKELL product and that product to achieve advertisement to "put their gun into need to dress like Mother Teresa? COLUMNIST "natural beauty." something soft" by a women in a It is because of these attitudes medicine they dole out twice every academic year. Let's Men have not been told to worry tight sweater. And according to var­ towards survivors of rape that rapes start with the bad... about masculine itch and odor or to ious perfume ads, women love this are not reported as often as they remember, as a child, reading take this pill or that pill for those romantic stranger/rapist lurking in should be. After all, if we are to DEFICIENCIES Ramona the Great. In the not-so-pleasant days of the month. the shadows. believe these ads, we really did want • The scum in Lake Osceola is there because of all I book, Ramona fills her time They haven't been told that they It is advertisements like these it anyway. pretending she's the star of a film, have unwanted hair, that their skin that influence public opinion, place Kathleen Driskell ts a freshman the pesticides and fertilizers used on the grass around the and that there is constantly a cam­ tone must be evened out, their eyes such stigma upon rape and sexual majoring in philosophy and sociolo­ lake. Killing the lake in order to get rid of a few harmless era on her. lined and shadowed or that they assault survivors and create great gy bugs and growing "greener than green" grass is not acceptable. — Grade "D" LETTERS TO THE EDITOR • While the berry-dropping trees hanging over the were numb with shock. The winds of diversity of personalities, interests University of Miami has been a Eaton Residential College parking lot look great, Sig Ep leaves change had finally come. and ambitions — these are the depository of government docu­ repainting your car is not. These trees could be Sigma Phi Epsilon has long been a unseen components of Sigma Phi ments for many years. transplanted to another area. renegade legacy chapter of controversy on this cam­ Epsilon that will be sorely missed. These documents are housed on pus: loved and hated, but never Sigma Phi Epsilon has long held the third floor of the Otto G. Richter — Grade "D" The following was written by a • Speaking of Grade D, the quality of meat we get in ignored. Our pre-prohibition parties an adversarial relationship with the Library. Students, faculty and staff representative of all the Sigma Phi were among the wildest; our off- administration, a tradition of defi­ have unlimited use of these materi­ the cafeteria is frighteningly substandard — even most Epsilon brothers who were purged campus gatherings have clearly ance dating back to our rechartering als. The use of the government doc­ from their chapter earlier this been some of the high points in in 1982. Our risk management poli­ uments is, by definition, public. doc food is made with Grade C. month. social life at the University of cies regarding alcohol policies had — Grade "F" To the editor: Miami. All persons not in possession of a historically been liberal. UM identification card are required • Coral Gables residents: remember those kids in Oct. 7 — we call it Black Sunday. Yet, it will not be these bygone Our pledge programs also dated kindergarten that wouldn't share their blocks? They all The words of our chapter counsel­ fests that linger in memory. Rather, to purchase a library user's permit back to the early 1980s. We were an at the rate of $5 per day. I was told grew up and moved to across the street from the or rang loudly among the assembled it is the company of characters and anachronism, a rowdy vestige of the brothers and pledges. "An advisory the friendships we made through by a member of the library staff that University. We apologize for ruining your property greek system before Tad Foote the public could use the government alumni counsel has been appointed the process of pledging and attain­ (President Edward T. Foote II) and values, but the University was here long before you to take immediate control of the ing brotherhood that is the real loss documents free of charge, provided six-pack alcohol policies. We contin­ that visitors informed the clerk sell­ moved in. You should have known better. Florida Gamma chapter of Sigma because of this house-cleaning. ued our traditions for partying that Phi Epsilon. All brothers and pledg­ ing the permits of their intentions to Contrary to popular belief, we became more and more dated as — Grade "F" es are suspended from student remain on the third floor only. were far from a drinking club. The national changes regarding alcohol member status." The employee I spoke with went PROGRESS REPORTS pride taken in tradition and in nur­ policies and hazing were construct­ on to say that this fee waiver was All of us standing in our suite turing individuals, our tremendous ed in greek systems around the • Student Government's petition to put a left-turn not advertised because the library country. signal on the corner of U.S. Highway 1 and Ponce de Leon did not have the staff to institute an On this campus, tensions steadily Boulevard is a great idea. (We suggested it last year, but internal system of monitoring visi­ WESTER* mounted between our chapter and tors. that's OK.) Let's hope somebody listens. •W»RX.l>. the administration and our national — Grade "A+" until it came to the recent house- Free access to the documents • To those who took the SG Cabinet meeting cleaning; we had become a liability should not depend upon individual hostage Wednesday: bringing people back to earth is rather than an asset as an organiza­ initiative, but should be available as tion. unsolicited public information. important. Perhaps we all take ourselves a bit too Certainly our friendships will I request that public access to seriously. endure, but the Sigma Phi Epsilon government documents be clearly — Grade "A" as it was known will be no more. posted and stated on the taped mes­ • The Hurricanes (so far) have become a kinder, To those of our brothers who sage. gentler football team this season. And, with a 6-0 record, have weathered the storm and face Carol Weir, the arduous task of rebuilding, we graduate student what could be better? There is still room for wish you the best of luck. improvement, however. To those who loved us, goodbye. A quiet plea — Grade "B+" It was fun. To those who hated us, burn in hell. We have no regrets. To To the editor: CUBA: CAccottPIN* fo Fioet) IN DANGER OF FAILING those who tried to ignore us, you I am addressing this letter to a few • Budget planning for next year has begun. In order A CoNWUHKT DlCTeVTolUWiP don't know what you missed. visitors to the Otto G. Richter to pass, the Administration must continue to decrease the WAM16D VI •"»£ JBOPlfc Mike Stelnicki, Library who make a lot of noise in percentage that tuition increases (like they promised). If junior study areas. the percentage increase goes up again, the budget will I would like to beg you to be quiet. Library obscures For many students, including fail, as will the administration. Less than 7.98 percent is myself, the library is the only resort the goal. free public service for studying. Please do not ruin our • Saving the arboretum was a necessary and vital only quiet haven by speaking loudly move on the part of the University. To keep your grade Ot~E*« To the editor: or playing your tape recorders in Recently, I have become aware of a the library. point average, let's get it fixed up. Fix the walkways. situation that concerns us all and Ali Moztarzadeh, Replace the signs. Clean it up. U^WVMlldii^ m\ WieUII HotWAWET deserves prompt attention. The junior

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RED, WHITE AND BLUE: The Project Columbus American Poster will be on display at the Mark K. Wheeler Gallery Oct. 30.

• A reception will be held to honor the designers of the official Project Columbus A mrrican Poster at 7 p.m., JC RIDLEY/Staff Photographer Oct. 30 at the Mark K. Wheeler Gallery. The crew members of Project Columbus America, the American NEW AND IMPROVED: Professor Harold Hays and his ARP 596 class have designed a self-sufficient, completely recyclable model city. entry into the Whitbread 'Round the World Race, 1993-94, will be present. The Gallery is located at 1799 S.E. 17th St. FLICKS • Tonight, the Cinematic Arts Commission presents Sex Nite at the University Center with the presentation of Hotly llcalat 9:30 p.m. and 9 1/2 Wceksat midnight. • On Oct. 29 at 2 p.m. the Bass Museum of Art pre­ The CITY sents a screening of the film The Legend of Sleepy Hol­ low, the classic story of the timid Ichabob Crane and his fateful encounter with the headless horseman. ARTS Shakespeare in sneakers

• The Reduced Shakespeare Company (the other TRSC) take a humorous look at Shakespeare's plays tonight at 8:15 p.m. in the Amaturo Theater at the Hroward Center for the Performing Arts. The show. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridgedj, is a trio of modern vaudevillians dressed in hightop sneakers and a variety of slip-on costumes who conceptual and planning a city which would the lifestyle that most Americans lead makes this take 37 of Shakespeare's works and pare them down to Self-sufficient "replace specialization with multidisciplinary study necessary. A lack of concern for the short skits full of slapstick and melodrama. The integration." environment and the damage being caused will Broward Center for the Performing Arts is located at As part of the project, students designed a soon force us to go to extremes to preserve it, 201 S.W. 5th Ave. For ticket information, call model city model of what is called a Unitown Structure. they say. 462-0222. Their representation showed a large center city If these radical changes do not begin, life on leading to several smaller ones. The Unitowns Earth as we know it may not be possible. By the Long Way is environmentally are constructed to be pedestrian oriented and are year 2020 there will exist such a public outcry for Off debuts designed so effectively that automobile Unitowns, there will be no marketing gimmicks correct transportation would no longer be necessary. needed, said Hay. • A Long Way Furthermore, the city is intended to be Hay said that there are many aspects of the Off From By KIM SANOBORN pollution-free — there will be no gas, electricity, Unitown plan that are simply essential to M o I i e r e Stall Writer oil or fluorocarbons used in heating or cooling. preserving our environment. Each Unitown is debuts Oct. 31 Instead, the internal environment will be self-sufficient in addressing problems such as at 8 p.m. at the ith the recent trends in environmental controlled through the use of roof-pond recycling and efficient waste management. Each Minorca Play­ awareness, one may be driven to technology. The cities are encapsulated and a town would also be responsible for its own water house, 232 W believe that the future looks rather dim. constant temperature and environment is to be supply. Minorca Ave. However, University of Miami School of maintained within the structure. The idea is for Architecture Professor Harold Hay and his maximum self-sufficiency in energy, food and The SOCCO model may one day help to • On a more traditional note, The Florida Shake­ "Beyond Creativity: Uniqueness, ARP 596" economic resources. preserve life as we know it. Although radical, it is speare Theater begins its 1991-92 season with Lettice class are working towards a brighter future. "I like the idea. It's concerned about the a design that may herald the community of the and Lavage, trom Oct. 29 through Nov. 7. The play, by In conjunction with this class, students worked future of our cities, especially with population and future. It is an attempt not only to correct the Peter Shaffer, is a tale about an actress-turned-tour on a project study called "Save Our Cities and industrial growth, but it takes a lot of getting harm we have done to our environment, but is guide that bends history to spice up her tours, and Communities Ourselves" (SOCCO). The project used to," said Michael Alpert, a senior majoring also a necessary change that will allow our meets her match in a stodgy government official. The was headed by a team of students in various fields in architecture. children to live comfortably and in a safe and play is being shown at the ^/linorca Playhouse, 232 of study. They were given the challenge of All that are involved with the project feel that healthy environment, Hay said. Minorca Ave. Call 446-1116 for information and ticket reservations. Espanola opens with ceremony • The City of Miami Beach, the mayor, the city com­ Women's health issues dramatized at Rock missioners and The Espanola Way Association will begin the official ribbon cutting ceremonies of The black coffin to the somber tunes of a funeral • NOW By LESLEY ABRAVANEL "College students will pay attention to something Opening ofthe New Espanola Way, at Espanola Way and Staff Writer dirge. as radical as this. It is an outreach to students Washington Ave., at 4:30 p.m. today. An open house and members One by one, they came forward and began to about AIDS, cancer and other women's health party will commence at 5:30 p.m., featuring dressed in "People with AIDS need love and understand­ tell the stories of young women affected by vari­ issues. Young people have an immoral attitude PACE/Southern Bell Jazz Showcase Artist George Tan­ ing. Don't turn your back on AIDS. Find out ous health problems. After each monologue, the and think it can't happen to them." dy. black for a more." women dropped to the ground and "died." "We didn't want people to shy away from this, Reciting cases from the American Cancer • Internationally known pianist, Ivan Davis will lead live street f you were brave enough to "Face Death at so we decided to keep this all a secret. We're Society, American Red Cross and the Journal of off the Miami Chamber Symphony's season, performing the Rock" on Wednesday afternoon, this was theater here to raise social consciousness about women's the American Medical Association, they dis­ three works for piano and orchestra. The concert takes I just one of the things you may have heard cussed botched abortions, AIDS, cancer and eat­ health issues," UM NOW president, Jaymie place at the Gusman Concert Hall on Monday, Oct. 28 at depicting during the National Organization of Women's Mackaill said. ing disorders. 8:15 p.m. Ticket prices vary. Call 662-6600 for infor­ AIDS and (NOW) presentation of live street theater. "This was very effective because it was harsh. mation. All week, people were curious to know the "Face Death at the Rock" was to "shake the cancer. campus up," according to Mackaill. Mackaill I think they need to be harsh, because these are meaning of the flyers posted across campus that important issues and they are ignored," senior Humberto di.scus.ses art at Bass simply read, "Face Death at the Rock." described it as a die-in to make people aware of women's health issues. Amy Barry said. • The Bass Museum of Art will host artist Humberto On Wednesday afternoon, at the University "NOW's purpose started as a non-violent, civil "I'm really in shock. It really hit me. I know a Calzada on Sunday at 3 p.m. Calzada will be speaking on Center Rock, a group of women from the UM and disobedience. Street theater is one aspect that lot of people who have AIDS — I'm a recovering his art and the progress of its development. The discus­ Dade County branch of NOW, dressed all in black, will hopefully shock people to listening," Leslie addict. People need to know about these things," sion will take place in the Exhibition Gallery and is free marched through the UC Breezeway, carrying a Miller, co-president of Dade County NOW, said. hot dog vendor Pam Cedeno said. with Museum admission of $2. The museum is located at 2121 Park Avenue, Miami Beach. COMICS • Visitors to the Miami Museum of Science will have the opportunity to explore the scientific mind of Leonar­ do da Vinci with Inventions From the Mind of Leonardo. The show opens this weekend and runs through Febru­ OF lice OArT H6A/S® By* ft»-vy ftBoy/72 ary. The Museum is located at 3280 S. Miami Ave. Call 854-4247 for more information. ^

• The WVUM Top Ten foK TH6 PfosecuT/o/v 1. Smells Like Teen Spirit — Nirvana 2. Can't Truss It — Public Enemy 'SrcH^se 3. Sexuality— Billy Bragg -AfPEASS.... 4. Sheriff Fatman — Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine 5. Mama Told Me Not To Come— Wolfgang Press INttDft p,u 6. Give It A way — Red Hot Chili Peppers CACTUeViy, ITS 3U&T 7. Groovy Train — The Farm 8. So You Think You're In Love— Robyn Hitchcock •"•i.PH,Ti« emrte 9. My Love Life — Morrissey IHtTfiWL. •SL»nt> FUTURE) *&g\ 10. Happy— Ned's Atomic Dustbin SPORTS PAGE 6 Wi)t Miami hurricane FRIDAY. OCTOBER 25.1991 HURRICANE NOTEBOOK Golf takes fourth in tournament MEN'S GOLF SCORES Here is a list ot the results Irom By TERRY CERNUTO Winship said he was happy with the 211 total (70-69-72). Senior David Rowley the Dixie Intercollegiate goll Staff Writer team's performance. posted a tie for fourth with a score of 212. Chuck Winship claimed his last national "We were able to make a charge on tournament held in Columbus. title in 1987 at the Bull Creek Golf Club in good teams during the last round," Win­ Other Miami finishers included Jim Ga.: Columbus, Ga. when he was skipper for the ship said. Granat (233), Brendan Hester (219) and 1. Auburn 854 University of Tampa's golf team. The golfers faced a field of 18 teams Ryan Parnell (224). 2. Columbus 861 Winship returned to the course of including Auburn Alabama and Central 3. Alabama 863 Florida. Auburn's Jimmy Green won the tourna­ 4 Miami 866 where he had one of his greatest triumphs ment's individual title, shooting 207. The Oct. 19-22 as the fourth-year head coach Winship said being familiar with the 5. Central Florida 867 course was a benefit. He said challenges on 16th-ranked Tigers shot 854 to claim the 6. Georgia 868 of the University of Miami's men's golf team title. squad. the par 72 course included the par three 7 Illinois 872 Miami entered the Dixie Intercollegiate holes and the hills. "Basically, I think we've been playing Ga Southern 872 ranked 18th nationally, the team's first top "The greens were a lot slower than much better, because we've got more 9 Miss. State 874 20 ranking since 1986. The Hurricane what we're used to putting on," Winship experience this year. We're playing up to Tennessee 874 golfers finished fourth with a tournament said. our ability and not making the same mis­ total of 866. Miami's Guy Hill tied for second with a takes as last year," Parnell said.

KEVIN BROCKWAY SPORTS EDITOR CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE/Photo Editor EXHAUSTED: Sigma Chi's Hal Webb takes a breather during Tuesday night's football champion­ Offense gets ship against Zeta Beta Tau. passing ZBT takes title grade in controversy at midterm In Tuesday's issue. Sports Editor Kevin Brockway grades the defense. The intramural Closed-Division Football Playoffs t's that dreadful time of the concluded Wednesday night with Zeta Beta Tau "A" year again — the time when we defeating Sigma Chi in overtime by 2-yards. I all try to figure out how to kill The game was marred by controversy, however, due our local mailmen. to a rules violation by Sigma Phi Epsilon who defeated No, it's not a mass mail order by Zeta Beta Tau 14-12 in the semifinals the night before. the Ronkin Education Group, it's J.C.RIDLEY/Statf Photographer midterm deficiency time again. And Zeta Beta Tau protested the game after it was found NEW ATTITUDE: UM cross country runner Micah Gardner, stretching, has put less pressure on himself and is enjoying his luckily, I have no midterm deficien­ out that some players on the Sigma Phi Epsilon squad cies this semester, which means my were ineligible to play. finest season. mother will not call me until Decem­ "The points are too important," Zeta Beta Tau intra­ ber (she usually calls once, to bitch mural director Greg Roth said. "It's tough to compete about my midterm deficiencies and for the President's Cup if you don't get any points in ignore my desperate pleas for mon­ football." ey.) Anyway, here are some midterm The winner of the championship received 15 points grades for the offense of the Univer­ towards the Cup while the runner-up was awarded 10 sity of Miami football team, who are points. at the halfway mark of the season Zeta Beta Tau quarterback Jeff Kurtz threw a 9-yard (six games down, five to go.) strike to receiver David Greenberg for the winning pass. The completion countered Sigma Chi quarterback Quarterbacks: "A-" Hal Webb's 7-yard scamper on the previous play. • UM head coach Dennis Erick­ Gardner to lead UM into Big East son must have had some pretty good "I didn't think I was open. I was looking to see if I was foresight when he named Ginee Tor­ over the line after I caught the ball," Greenberg said. retta the starter in August. "Sigma Chi played real well. They were a lot better complaining," Gardner said. "I've gone over the race in my Torretta has emerged from a team then I thought they were." Gardner is humbled by the mind. I'm just going to line up on question mark into a Heisman Tro­ attention he receives, because he the starting line, wish my team­ phy candidate, amassing 1587 yards Sigma Chi opened the scoring on the second play of • UM By SHERRI LEWIS feels he hasn't met the expecta­ mates good luck, and from the passing and tossing 12 touchdowns. the game when Webb hit Mar Demarin on a 50-yard cross Staff Writer tions of everyone. sound of the gun, I'm going to run Although he's not necessarily accu­ pass for a touchdown. The two-point conversion was country hen Micah Gardner was Coach Zell said he, "still feels as hard as I can until I cross the rate (.555 completion percentage) intercepted, giving Sigma Chi an early 6-0 lead. a freshman, he felt the that Micah has a lot more poten­ finish line," Gardner said. he's shown a big-play arm (almost runner tial, and that it is a matter of get­ 16 yards a completion.) The game remained that way until midway through W animosity of the older Although the Big East is the second half when Zeta Beta Tau's Kurtz hit Green­ Micah runners competing against him. ting it out." The shaky play of backup Frank However, Zell has noticed a dra­ extremely competitive, Zell has Costa drops the grade a minus. Cos­ berg on a 30-yard touchdown pass in the corner of the Now, as a senior, he and the confidence that Gardner will do end zone to tie the game at 6-6. The conversion attempt Gardner team have discovered a comfort­ matic improvement this year. ta has yet to toss a touchdown pass has Gardner's attitude has changed. well. Zell thinks Gardner has a and has thrown three interceptions. was unsuccessful. able unity that will lead the team good chance to finish in the top 25. into their biggest meet of the sea­ According to Zell, he lacked the In the women's division the Heartbreakers defeated learned to self confidence in previous years, Receivers: "A" Hot Chocolate 16-0 to capture the championship. The son. According to Zell three of the enjoy This weekend Gardner and but this year he is showing confi­ top 10 teams in the nation are in • Six UM receivers have already Heartbreakers outscored their opponents 174-0 dence in his running. gained over 100 yards receiving. throughout the season. running Miami will compete in the Big East the Big East, and probably 15 of Cross-Country Championship. His Zell noted that Gardner began the runners Gardner and UM Lamar Thomas has four touchdown — MARTIN EMENO again. goal is to show the rest of the to have fun running. After running compete against, will finish in the receptions and 367 yards receiving, country that the Hurricanes are a five miles, Zell commented, it is top 30 in the nation. leading the group in both catego­ serious competitor that must be not the best thing in life to do. ries. Savage injures left knee dealt with. "I found God, and a faith in Gardner has confidence in his Kevin Williams and Horace Cope­ Gardner has been the most con­ myself and life. I want to set an teammates as well. Though the land have proven they can burn any sistent Hurricane runner finishing example, to be happy and have competition is among the nation's cornerback deep and Darryl Spen­ first in all but one of the meets this fun," Gardner said about his best, he feels that the competition cer and Joe Moore have been valu­ Women's basketball stand-out Frances Savage change. will bring the best nut of them. able short receivers. underwent arthroscopic surgery at Doctor's Hospital to season. remove debris from her knee Monday. Team surgeon "He has come a long way, par­ The one thing that Gardner is "We have the talent to do it," Running Backs: "B-" Dr. John Uribe performed the two-hour surgery on an ticularly this year. His times may looking forward to in his final year Gardner said. • The next two games will be out-patient basis. not be indicative of his improve­ at UM is the track season. He critical, due to the loss of Stephen Savage will miss the exhibition games against the ment, but he has gotten much bet­ wants to continue the vigorous In some ways, UM will be at a training from cross-country to disadvantage, Zell said. All of the McGuire. Before suffering the knee Czechoslovakian National Team and Amateur Athletic ter both in his mental approach injury, McGuire was hampered with Union's Florida Flamingos, but is not expected to miss and his self confidence," Cross­ track and hopes for a strong per­ other teams have run the course formance in one of the Hurricanes' and the infamous Cemetery Hill, ankle problems and it showed in his much of the regular season. country Head Coach Bob Zell said. numbers. He gained 364 yards in six She damaged her left knee last season when she suf­ "In spite of himself, he has track meets in Texas. It will be the best known for being the downfall first time that his real father, who of many runners. games — not McGuire-like. fered a tear of the cartilage in Miami's second game of become a team leader." Martin Patton has been an effec­ the year against the Purdue Boilermakers. Although Gardner finds it hard he just met a few vears ago, sees him run. Despite Cemetery Hill, Zell and tive receiver, but needs to run more — MARTIN EMENO to be labeled a leader, he has Gardner look forward to this in the middle of the field to be an accepted this role among his team­ "I want to show him how I run. weekend's meet. Their goals and effective rusher. Larry Jones and mates. This is what motivates me to go the teams' goals stand together. Donnell Bennett have been pleasant "Being labeled a leader puts out there in the mornings and run surprises. pressure on you. Last year, I was while everyone is still sleeping," "We have two goals for the Big the captain and academic captain Gardner said. East Championships. One, we Offensive Line: "A-" FOOTBALL of the team. I felt separate. This While track season is still far want to show them that we belong, • A question mark early in the year, I look at it as being a part of away, this weekend's Big East and two, we are going with the season, this is probably the most the team. I try to set and example Championship looms heavy on his intent to be proud of the job we improved aspect of the team. The STANDINGS by having fun running and not mind. do," Zell said. starting five — All-American candi­ CONF E RE N As of 10/23/91 date Leon Searcy, Mario Cristobal, SCHOOL ALL CONF PTS OPP Kelvin Harris, Rudy Barber and Miami # 2 6-0 0-0 226 46 Claude Jones — have given Torret­ Syracuse* 19 5-2 1-0 196 144 ta more than enough pass protec­ Pittsburgh # 25 5-2 2-1 157 130 Men's basketball team in need of M.A.S.H. unit tion. The run blocking needs a little Rulgers 5-2 1-0 149 146 work, hence the minus. West Virginia 5-2 2-2 140 127 By JASON MOLINET 7-foot-3 center, Popa will be out two to "They've done very well. They're basi­ Virginia Tech 3-4 1-0 175 130 Staff Writer four weeks. cally just kinda making the transition in Special Teams: "A+" Temple 2-5 0-2 94 152 • Trevor Burton has been out with the what we're trying to teach them, as far as • Kevin Williams has become a Boston College 1-5 0-2 118 140 If you noticed a red cross tent outside the Knight Sports Complex, that's because flu. The team's Most Improved Player dur­ offense and things like that," Assistant "Rocket Ismail-like" threat, return­ the first few weeks of practice for the ing the 1990-91 campaign, Burton will be Spe>rts Information Director John Hahn ing two punts for touchdowns and SATURDAYS GAMES men's basketball team have been anything out at least a week. said. gaining 555 total yards on punt and but normal: "It's been a real learning experience, kickoff returns. Carlos Huerta's #2 MIAMI at Arizona "It's been kinda tough because a lot of the guys have been helping me out a lot, WEST VIRGINIA at Penn Sate # 11 • Joseph Randon underwent surgery the guys are hurt," freshman Ochiel Swa­ extra point streak ended at 157, but everyhiody is learning right now," Swaby he has made eight of nine field goals. on his right foot on Oct. 11. A fourth year by said. "We're trying to make the best of said. # 19 SYRACUSE at RUTGERS senior who started 18 games at power for­ it — it's hard to practice with only nine The punting of Paul Snyder (39.0 # 25 PITTSBURGH at East Carolina # 24 The basketball team opens pre-season avg.) has also improved. ward for the Hurricanes last season, Ran­ people — but we're makin' the best of it." action against Czechoslovakia at the Miami BOSTON COLLEGE at Army don was suffering an irritation of a tendon. For freshmen Michael Gardner, Pat He will be out four to six weeks. Arena on Nov. 4 at 8 p.m. Louisville at VIRGINIA TECH Lawrence and Swaby, these opening "This is the period of time where you Kevin Brockway is a junior • Freshman Constantin Popa suffered weeks have been a time for learning the make the most progress," Head Coach majoring in broadcast journalism SOURCE: The Big East JULIO FERNANDEZ / Graphic Artist a partially collapsed left lung on Oct 15. A different systems. Leonard Hamilton said. and political science. Friday, October 25,1991 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 VfcGuire sprains knee, may be gone for FSU First college start

ly KENY FELIX and second-year freshmen Larry There's no definite that McGuire able. taff Writer Jones and Donnell Bennett will be will be back in time for the Miami- doesn't phase Patton When second-ranked University backups, in that order. Third-year FSU game. James, who broke his left wrist f Miami (6-0), plays Arizona (2-4) sophomore Jason Marucci may also "I have no clue," Erickson said. against Penn State, had a screw 106 yards this season, scoring By KEVIN BROCKWAY four touchdowns. >aturday at 10:07 p.m. EST at Ari- get more playing time. "We would like to think that he'll be placed in the wrist last Friday. He Sports Editor ona Stadium, the Hurricanes' lead­ Erickson said team doctors didn't ready for West Virginia." practiced with the team Wednesday Standing 6-foot-l and weighing With leading rusher Stephen 196-pounds, Patton relies on ing rusher Ste­ realize the severity of the injury Larry Jones, who's second behind with a big cast, which was to be McGuire hobbled with a sprained phen McGuire, until McGuire was given a magnetic McGuire in rushing yardage this reduced during the week. Siegler speed and elusiveness to make the knee, an average fan would think big play. He is the fastest running will probably be resonance imaging test on Monday. season with 158 on 24 carries, can aggravated a thigh injury in Tues­ the University of Miami run watching the McGuire, a fourth-year junior, relate to his teammate's injury. day's practice after being 100 per­ back on the team, clocked with a offense would time of 4.39 seconds in the 40. game on televi­ didn't think it was as serious either After gaining 969 yards and 12 cent, according to Coach Dennis be in trouble. sion in Miami. when he injured the knee midway touchdowns as a junior in high Erickson. "Steve is more of a north-south Enter run­ runner because he can run over McGuire, who through the first quarter against school, Jones suffered a torn anteri­ As for Saturday's game, Erickson ning back Mar­ will not be trav­ Long Beach State. But the knee or cruciate ligament in his left knee people," teammate Donnell Ben­ said, "We've got to continue to tin Patton. nett said. "Martin is more of a eling with the swelled on Sunday. a week before the opening game of improve offensively. I'm not happy The red­ team today to On the play in which he sustained his senior year. He was out the speed-finesse guy who can catch with our consistency. We're not as shirt sopho­ passes. He's elusive and can get Tucson, the injury, McGuire gained seven whole season. consistent as we need to be. Hope­ more from sprained the out­ yards to put UM at the Forty- "McGuire, his (injury) isn't that around people." fully we could make it through them Missouri City, Patton also adds the dimension side ligament of niners' one-yard line and then serious. Hopefully, he will be back," on offense this week. Texas, says he his right knee scored on the following play. He also Jones said. "It's more of a mind of being a receiving threat. He has won't feel any caught 15 passes for 203 yards last Saturday scored on another one-yard run in thing than a physical thing." "We've played well on the road. I jitters before jainst Long Beach State, and will the second quarter of the 55-0 blow­ "(Running back coach Alex Wood) this season. One of his four touch­ expect us to play well on the road starting his downs was a pass reception. be out for at least two weeks. His out. said everyone will have an opportu­ first game against the University of Arizona. Patton "Teams are going to have to injury may also keep him off the field The two touchdowns moved him nity to play but you'll just have to be It's going to be a lot bigger contest against Arizo­ when Miami plays Florida State into second place on UM's career ready," said Bennett, who's gained play us more honest," Patton said. than people think." na. "Teams won't jam up the middle. Nov. 16 list with 28 touchdowns behind Mel­ 78 yards on 15 carries in five "It's going to be just like any vin Bratton's 32. He has rushed for games. "A few things I've got to When Stephen comes in they "There are two ways to handle other game," Patton said. "I just expect the run." this," UM head coach Dennis Erick­ 364 yards on 79 carries and scored work out, but I'll be ready." will be out there in the beginning son said of McGuire's injury. "Sur- seven touchdowns this season. Erickson says he has great confi­ NOTES: instead of the middle of the McGuire's injury may be Pat- gery or let it go and hope the scar "There's a possibility that he will dence in his fullbacks. • Kevin Williams earned his game." ton's fortune. tissue will heal it up." play against West Virginia. That's Junior strong tackle Diego Lon­ fourth Big East Special Teams Play­ "It's gonna feel pretty good," Miami opted to go without sur­ what were are waiting for," Erick­ don is also out with an injured knee er of the Week honor for his perfor­ UM head football coach Dennis Patton said of his upcoming start. gery, which, if undergone, would son said. "There's a possibility it sustained in last week's game. Cor- mance against Long Beach State. Erickson said Patton will start "I might get to show some of leave McGuire out for eight weeks. may be longer than that." nerbacks Herbert James, a fifth- He amassed 120 yards in punt-re­ tomorrow in place of the injured these folks why they recruited me Third-year sophomore Martin Pat­ Miami has a bye next week and year senior, and Dexter Siegler, a turn yardage, including one touch­ McGuire. Patton has rushed for as a ballcarrier." ton will replace McGuire at fullback will play West Virginia on Nov. 9. third-year sophomore, are question- down. Guest coaches star CHRISTY'S in baseball finale Barber & Hair Design just got to push it hard, because if y JASON MOLINET you push it hard now, when the sea­ itafl Writer son comes, we'll be ready." Head Coach Ron Fraser had four Meanwhile, the Orange starting ew coaches in action Tuesday pitcher, freshman Kenny Hender­ ight as the baseball team wrapped son pitched seven scoreless innings, p its fall practice schedule with an allowing only four hits to his Green range versus Green intrasquad counterparts. rimmage at Mark Light Stadium. Several Hurricane football play- "They're all impressive. Hender­ Men's H/C Women's H/C rs unstrapped the pads and donned son is a new rookie, Fadule Arrieta Shampoo, Blow Dry Shampoo, Blow Dry easeball garb for the scrimmage. and Chad Rupp — so many of them, $10 w/UM ID - Reg. $15 $18 w/UM ID - Reg. $25 uarterback Gino Torretta, place- they're all impressive," Fraser said. (long hair hliphth more) icker Carlos Huerta, linebacker This was the culmination of three ichael Barrow and kick return- weeks of practice for the UM base­ r/receiver Kevin Williams took to ball team. • Manicures 665-3186 he coaching boxes and stood toe to "It was not a real good situation," • Pedicures 7364 Red Road oe with the umpires as the Orange Fraser said of the weather during South Miami • Acrylic Nails eam shut out the Green 3-0. the fall practices. "We worked hard 2 blockl south of Bakery and we had some good intrasquad Outfielder Johnathen Smith • Silk Wraps Center — across from ored, following a stolen base, on games, but we had rain. We missed n Alex Miranda two-out double to about three days of practice and • Waxing Gardener's Market ive the Orange a 1 -0 lead in the top you're limited, you can't make those f the second inning. practices up. So we ended up prac­ Miranda, sophomore, singled in ticing — instead of 18 days — 15 the fourth, went to second on a days." passed ball, went to third on a Gregg Coleman single and scored on Luis NOTES: Hernandez's bunt single, for a 2-0 • Former UM baseball players COR Eves lead. Alex Fernandez, who pitched for the "Right now is the fall and we just Chicago White Sox last season, and have to start getting ready for the third baseman Jon Leake of the OPTICAL season. It's kinda tough sometimes 1985 national championship team, ( to come out here everyday, knowing will be two stars playing in the alum­ CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE/Photo Editor CONTACT LENSES we've got a break again before the ni game at Mark Light Stadium TO THE PLATE: Senior Jeff Alkire allowed two runs in the final fall teason," Miranda said. "But you tomorrow night at 7:30 p.m. baseball scrimmage Tuesday night. Cooper Clear, Softmate 'B'. Criterion D.W., UltraFlex & UltraFlex Thin. 2 pr. 1*69 Wesley Jessen Durasoft III L. T., UM participates in Bausch & Lomb O Series. Softmate II, Criterion F.W., & Hydron SofBluc Zero 4. 2 pr. 1*89 largest aerobics class We've Been Bausch & Lomb Natural Tints & Vantage Accents. k Tinted contacts which enhance the color of your eyes. 2 pr. 1*99 By CRAIG GELMAN third annual Timex Fitness Week Stall Writer which began Wednesday and will Mugging People DuraSoft Colors or Complements. The University of Miami joined continue through Sunday. The pur­ Contacts which change the color of your eyes. $119 150 colleges and universities across pose of the fitness week, presented the country to conduct the World's by Reebok, is to improve the exer­ Largest Aerobics Class. Students, cise habits of American college stu­ FASHION EYEGLASSES dents. In Coral (Sbles For faculty and staff Choose from our Fashion Collection members partic­ To promote exercise and partici­ with single vision prescription lenses. ipated with an pation, the Campus Sports and Rec­ There is never an extra charge for plastic, estimated reation (CSR) aerobics instructors Over 45 Years. oversize, photogrcy, or tinted lenses. 2 pr. 1*79 30,000 people offered demonstrations from 11 nationwide a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday at the Wednesday University Center Patio. Other EYE EXAMS night at the Domestic mui li clubs represented were martial Available on premises by independent Optometrisi. Lane Recreation arts, juggling, dance, SCUBA div­ Center. ing, cricket, lacrosse, sailing and MIAMI (305) 665-9789 LAIDERHILL (305)741-2500 The class last­ fencing. ed for an hour MIAMI (305)667-0200 FT. 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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI COMMUNICATION LAW DAY STUDIES A Graduate Admissions THURSDAY OCTOBER 31, 1991 representative from Boston University's 10:00 AM-3:00 PM College of Communication International Lounge, 2nd Floor will visit the University of Miami on Whitten University Center Thursday, October 31 in the •Representatives from Law Schools across the country will be on hand to meet with UM students Career Planning & Placement Office For more information, please contact: The Office of Pre Law Advising Ashe 202, Ext. 5176 Building 37R Sponsored by: The Office of Pre-Law Advising For more information, call Career Planning & Placement at 284-5451 and the College of Arts and Sciences CLASSIFIEDS

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THINK BANANA Boat pool events Thursday OROUP. 667-0004. __ AGAIN - HOMECOMING KSig. PATIO NOVEMBER 1ST AT 7PM 'FRH ' November 7th BANANA boat MR UM RISUMIS Prolessionally Prepared By HORIZON EAST 10 MINUTES FROM "ANOTHER HURRICANE PRODUCTIONS SLEEPING WITH THI ENEMY Novem- Nov 6 BETHEREIII Ol AFFORDABLI TYPING SERVICE Your CAMPUS. 2 BED/2 BATHS. FULLY FUR­ SAM VOLLIYBALL IS BACK! UT " NISHED. TENNIS-SWIMMING POOLS. 24 bor 16th LOST IN STUDENT UNION PRESCRIPTION Wi Word Processing Center All editing by a 5th Annual Suntplath Bath - this week AEPHi GET PSYCHED FOR SUNDAY'S HOURS SECURITY RENT $620 OR PUR- FANTASTIC UM SPICIAL GUYS CUT SUNGLASSES. REWARD 284-5217. PhD TEL.i667-359*6 end ot SAI. RETREAT CHASE. 534-5888, 667-9367 GLORIA. $10 GIRLS CUT $15 (THIS PRICI IS LOST: BEEPER DURING PROMO AT STUDINT TYPING. SPECIAL RATES. Sig Ep - Glad you made it. long live the Pan DPhiE HOMECOMING GOING FOR PROFESSIONAL DEPENDABLE. FOR FIRST TIMI CUSTOMIRS. RON IS THE RAT. REWARD OFFEREDI CALL m ACROSS UM IN THE RED ROOFS! NOW AT HOT HIADS AT HOIDAY INN hellenk! • TKE. FAST. CALl 441-8669 THREE I 2B4-30S7. fo LOVELY, LARGE, 2-BEDROOM OPPOSITE UM METRORAIL STATION CAll SAM SOCCIR IS BACKI PHI'S ARE PHINOMINALI fo 2-BATHROOM APARTMENT, WITH 667-5611 HOT HEADS AT HOLIDAY INN SUNSPLASH - THIS WEEKEND WRAPAROUND BALCONY, ON TOP 1350 SOUTH DIXIE HIGHWAY "& ASK FOR DON'T MISS THE BANANA BOAT SDT toplatt carwathl Thit Sunday 10-2. ACI TUXEDO "THE OFFICIAL HOME­ FOR SALE • ABIS AT THE POOL NOV 6. AT THE FLOOR, DISHWASHER, DISPOSAL, buy tickets in advance Irom any SDT. COMING TUX SPONSOR" WILL RENT HOT HEADS". PATIO - NOV 7 DESIGNER NAME CLOTHING PARTY WASHER-DRYER IN APARTMENT, YOU ANY TUX, ANY STYLE $39 95 NEXT to SAI - SUNSPLASH. 'NUFF SAID. Jodee Kurry, Congratulations on Rho lamb­ A COCKTAIL DRESSES ALL SIZES - REPAIR INSURANCE ON ALL APPLI­ SAM BASKETBALL IS BACK da! We're very proud ol you! Love, DPhiE. TO RIVERIA 665 6797 pc GREAT PRICES VISA/MASTERCARD ANCES AND PLUMBING, OVER­ IF YOU THINK IT TAKES A HOUSE, THINK SDT, THANKS FOR AN AWESOME MIXER SUNSPLASH - THIS WEEKEND CALL ELLIN 595-9370 LOOKS POOL, BRIGHT, AIRY, LIGHT AGAIN • HOMECOMING KSig. ~Elvli llvatl ON THE BEACH LOVE SAM RITA G HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY! YOU ARE HAVI A GRATIFUL DAY. BUY YOUR FROM THREE SIDES. WALKING DIS­ HALLOWIIN COSTUMES 226-4806 DON'T WALK ALONE. CALL PUBLIC str THE LAKESIDE BISTRO IS BACK!! COME THE GREATEST ROOMIE t. FRIEND EVER! HURRICANI BEACH ClUB DANCING TANCE TO CLASSES. $950/MO. TWO 1407 S.W. 107 Avenue, Across from F.I.U SAFETY FOR A SECURITY ESCORT. 7 AND ENJOY FRII FOOD, FUN, AND WE LOVE YOU! CeCe, HEIDE, AND LEAH pai MONTHS' SECURITY A MUST. APART­ EVENINGS A WEEK 6:30pm - 3:00am. BIAR T-SHIRTS TODAY. 666-2344. GRIIK BONUS POINTS AND GRIIK MENT 303, 800 SOUTH DIXIE HIGH­ MUSIC OCTOBER 29 ON THE LOADING CALL XB-6666 FUNK YOUI UM THE SPIN DOCTORS Ha FOR SALE: 85 OLDS CIERA. ALL WAY AT GRANADA. TO VIEW APPARIL CLUB AT ALL SPORTSI DOCK FROM 8*9;30PM! AND LUCY BROWN ARE COMING TO THE POWIR, A/C, AM/FM, GOOD CONDI­ SAVE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS USE PLEASE RING AT APT. 306. WATCH OUT, THE MOBSTERS OWN ILLUSIONS FLORISTS 50% OFF ALL PATIO NOVEMBER 1ST AT 7PM 'FREE' TION. $2800. CALL 270-8739, LEAVE COLLEGE COUPONS USA 663-1620. HOMECOMING 91 KSig. CORSAGES AND BOOTINEERS 6108 S "ANOTHER HURRICANE PRODUCTIONS MESSAGE. DIXIE HIGHWAY ACROSS FROM S. MIAMI HOMECOMING BALL IS NOV 7 GET THAT CONCERT." HOSPITAL 621-0000 SPECIAI SOMEONE A DOZEN ROSES AEPHi GET PSYCHED FOR SUNDAY'S ARRANGED WITH GREENS IN A BOX WHAT DO FRII FOO0, FUN.AND RETREAT. te • ONLY $25.00 PURCHASE IN BREEZEWAY MUSIC HAVE IN COMMON THE LAKE­ DPhiE • HOMECOMING - GOING FOR SIDE BISTRO ON OCTOBER 29 - LOCAT­ MON. OCT 28 • NOV 4. THREE! th. ED ON THE IOADING DOCK FROM HURRICANE EXPRESS T-SHIRTS - casa ot ufc Trucos 8-9.30PM! X4279 __^_ PHI'S ARE PHINOMINALI i ACE TUXIDO "THI OFFICIAL HOME­ ORIGINAL UM ABSOLUT T-SHIRTS - SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY Novem­ i COMING TUX SPONSOR" WILL RENT X4279 ber 16th 1 YOU ANY TUX, ANY STYLE $39.95 • NEXT Over looo uEfomes **• IF YOU THINK IT TAKES A HOUSE, THINK FANTASTIC UM SPECIAL GUVS CUT tt 1 TO RIVERIA 665-6797. AGAIN • HOMECOMING KSeg $10 GIRLS CUT $15 (THIS PRICE IS FOR FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS. RON IS t> 1 saie> or rwrtai. casrpm-rtwit IMAGINE being there at mitt um 1991 is WATCH OUT, THE MOBSTERS OWN NOW AT HOT HEADS AT HOIDAY INN ei 1 crowned on Sunday Nov. 3 Tickets are on HOMECOMING designs also available. sale in UC 236 $2 Students, $5 general OPPOSITE UM METRORAIL STATION CALL w 1 admission. Read the tombstone... on epitaph for the liv­ 667-5611 HOT HEADS AT HOLIDAY INN ing 1350 SOUTH DIXIE HIGHWAY "& ASK FOR 1 DPhiE pledes - you guys are doing great. ^.3M3$*W.^.£*reet- HOT HEADS". He 1 • We love you! SAI - SUNSPLASH, 'NUFF SAID. He 1 it's too bod SAI let in a few bad eggs! The SAI - SUNSPLASH, 'NUFF SAID. th 1 Yolks on youl 5th Annual Suntplath Bath - this week- e&w s.w. Mo*. j>j£EAr WANTED: For all yours/costume needs Your Halloween Headquarters Female Models e Wild & Crazy Costumes ages 16-24 e Authentic Vintage Costumes 1900's-1960 s Student photographer (Gangsters. Flappers, etc.) needs models for e Accessories school projects. — Will (Masks. Wigs and much more) exchange photos for e Reasonable Rales (Irom $25.00) |A Second Chance Costume time. Call 271-4196. Leave Message DUST & GUTTER Shop 'INTAGE CLOTHING ACCESSORIES FURNITURE JEWELRYS ANTIOUES CHAPEL OF THE VENERABLE BEDE >863 Sunsel Drive / South Miami / (305) 667*4025 Episcopal/Anglican 1150 Stanford Drive • Halloween • Masquerade • Santa Claus • Rentals • Wigs THE SUNDAY BEFORE ALL SAINTS DAY Rites ot Christian Initiation and Mass • Make-Up • Beards 10AM EST Miami Hurricane The Rt Rev James L Duncan. D.D. University of Miami Non-Proflt Organization First Bishop ot Southeast Florida Box 248132 U.S. Poilags Paid We Also Rent Celebrant Coral Gables, FL 33124 Miami, FL The Rev Tyler Alan Strand. M. Div Permit #438 Vicar ot the Chapel ol St Nicholas, Finland, and St Andrew's Chapel. Moscow, USSR. Tables • Linen • Chairs • • Bars • Dinnerware • Tents Guest Preacher The Rev Canon Henry N F Minich J D Chaplain 17 Years in Business! 10% Discount with School ID! Enormous Selection! The Rev Robert J Vaughn. MSW Deacon Dr Dale E Willoughby. Music Director Supporting Student Musicians Julia Wharton. Violin, David Goudy, Cello; Mon.-Fri. 9:30-7:30 and Glenn Josetiak, Trumpet 12105 S. Dixie Hwy Sat. 9:30-6:00 Music will include selections by Mi FI 33156 Clarke, Bach, and Giordam Sun. 12:00-5:00 The Chapel is across trom Mahoney Res College Phone 661-4859 tor more information. Please join us for this special liturgy. For Authorized Use 22!