In This Issue Thumbs Up And Blasted' By A Campus Reminder Down Billiken Calendar ...... page 2 The last day to drop a News Briefs ...... page 2 Movie Critic Jeffery Hill ;class is September 23. . Editorials ...... page 3 reviews the latest releases Features ...... page 5 The UM-St. Louis soccer of "The Package" and team suffers their second Classifieds ...... page 8 "Relentless". Sports ...... page g loss of the season with a 3- o defeat to the St; Louis University Billikens. . Seepage 5 See page 9

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UM- ,S t. Louis Gets· Largest Grant 'Ever by Kevin Kleine the human resources needed to expansion of the program tram and 85 teache.rs per year. It is editor support a technoliogcaIIy the city schools into the county esiimated that another 1,200 based community." school districts. students indirectly involved. A $3.7 million ' grant from the "We've been working on this Currently UM-St. Louis has The projects executive coun- National ' Science Foundation for three years," Granger said, expanded their Bridge program cil and co-principal inves- has . . been awarded to UM-St. "We finally put together a pro­ to include schools ion Nor- tigators are Robert Burton, Louis in cooperation with posal accepted by the NSF. The mandy University City and p~ofessor of chemistry at Harris -Stowe State College, St. other schools in the project will Wellston. Florissant Valley's Harris-Stowe State College; Louis Community College, UM­ be equal partners to move more Pilot program also included Adeyemi, at Florissant Valley; Rolla and the St. Louis Public students through the pipeline schools in the Ferguson- Floyd Harris, director of the Schools to es ablish a regional towards a carreer in science Florissant, Hazelwood and ·Minority Engineering program science and ·technology access and math." Berkley. For now the grant is at the University of Missouri­ center. Each member of the consor­ centered in the St. Louis Rolla; Harvest Collier, The grant will be distributed tium will handle different grade Public Schools. associate professor of chemis­ over a five yea r period. levels for the project. UM-St. · Granger said that the city try at UMR Edward Ortleb, The founding of the center Louis will handle students at schools provide an untapped science curriculum supervisor will be the first consortium the high school level, while resource for the program. The of Sf. Louis Public Schools; effort of its size in the St. Louis schools' like St. Louis Com­ program allows the students William Pearson, assistant area. The grant is the largest munity College will work with make a small wage and be superintendant for curriculum ever awarded to the campus. students just out of eighth involved with a science environ­ and instruction of the St. Louis " We must improve math and grade before their freshman ment for the summer. Public Schools; Lloyd science education to remain year in high school. The pro­ "It kind of takes tbe pressure Richardson, Associate pro- competati\'e in todays gram will be during the summer off them to get a summer job," fessor of biology and education economy, Chancellor and offers a different kind of Granger said. "It's scary to see at UM-St. Louis. Marguerite R. Barnett said. "We exposure to science and the small number of students The Grant from NSF also sup­ hope that the center will allow technology not found in the planning to major in science ports Harris-Stowe's spon­ us to move closer to our classroom. and math areas. It's estimated sorship of science and math goals." "The students have to be that there will be a shortage of clubs for middle-grade exposed to math and science in 675,000 people in the areas of stU dents in the city schools; Dr. Charles Granger, Pro- a way that is fun." Granger said. science math and engineer ing summer carreer exploration, fessor of biology and Books and Television sets offer· by the year 2006." he said. math and reading strengthen- educational studies at UM-SL no opportunity for th.e students The activities will directly Louis, will be the project direc­ to monkey <;lround .. serve more than 6.500 student s tor. The project is one of seven' see GRANT, page 7 HAPPYCHANCELLOR: UM-St. Louis recieved a $3.7 million grant simil ~ r one . across tbe nation, Granger s.aid that cor- but onl four of those will be pora(.iORS like Monsanto, nian from the National Science FoundationThe rant was anounced last fully funded like the program Electric, Anheuser-Busch, monday byCtlancellor Margu rite R. Bamett. (Currant Flle Ph oto) here. Atlanta, New York and Laclede Gas,Emerson Electric developed to encourage we had hands-on experience Puerto Rico are the other and 1NTERCO will provide an higher educatIOn. with DI A rsearch at Stu dent Brings Hispanic locations to be fully funded by opportunity for the students to "Our Pilot program r an for 17 Washington niversity," the NSF. experience what they are learn­ days last summer with hands on Adeyemi said. " We're taking "The funds from NSF will ing about first hand. Trips to experience in every s egme nt of the students to business and Flavor Back To Campus initiate an area-wide com­ their facilities and projects in the sciences, said Gl oria industry as well as teaching by Barbara Beaudean Hispanic students together to learn prehensive effort to motovate cooperation with the cor­ Webb Adeyemi, associate dean tnem in the classroom." associate news editor two la ngua g s ." and prepare young people for porations will add a hands-on of science engineer ing and carreers that require science dimension to the program. technology at Florissant Valley The organization began with 17 Adeyemi has expanded their Irma Banales started the and mathmatics skills," At SLCC-Florissant Valley, a and the co-principle inves­ members and successfully grew to program to include ail three Hispanic-Latino Association approximately 117 -plus members Granger said. ,. The programs of similar program to the UM-St. tigalOr of the NSF pr oject. ··W~ cam puses of the community (H1SLA) last April with the idea of the center are planned to tap Louis Bridge program has been had trips last summer 'in wich in ihe university and associates college and sees the further bringing "the Hispanic and non- (people in the communitv). The atiendance record is now 50-60 peo­ ple a t a meeting. Members come Bush's Drug Proposal Draws Negative Reaction from fa cultv, staff and CO-o!,onsors which inciude: 100 <1 Minority Affa irs. the Center of International by Thomas Kovach Some UM-Sf. Louis students. "Sa:;ing no doesri"t mean m uch." Studies. and the Women·s Center. news editor faculty and staff. however, disagree Pearson said. ·· r think's if s ,'We have alumni members this year and with Bush's proposal. They are call­ everybody's problem," so if you graduate yo u can still be a Deon Wortham George Bush Drug Proposal ing for the president to fight the war Scott Oecker. chairperson of the member. " Banales. the president. r:eporter against drugs by utilizing drug Administration of Justice at UM-St. CorrectJon!!1 Institutions ...... • "" .... , .. •... . , •...... $867" said. education and intervention. Louis. said ··law enforcement is tbe HISLA me ets once a month and In a nationally televised speech "1 think he's blowing smoke more major component of the Bush Military and oconomic aid ...... $199 there is no cost to join. To be con­ from the Whi te House. President than anything else.·' Dr. Edwin Fed­ approach. In our historica l experi­ sidered a n offici al m e mber an George Bush unveiled a $7.9 billion der. Director of the Center for Inter­ ence with the war on drugs. it [law State and IOelll gr!!nta...... " .... ,$200 indivi rLlla J ha to attend three proposal over a five-year period to national Studies and professor of enforcement] hasn't been Judiciary ...... , ...... : ....• $41 meet ings. This gives them recogni­ fight the war on drugs. Political Science. said. "He's play­ altogether a positive one." tion fo r ' Jt her things that are avail­ The plan also calls for drug test­ ing to the most attractive "If we look at the starting Other Law Enforcement ...... '" _. _...... $334 able to members. ··We ar e going to ing of workers in sensitive immediate political emotions of sequence of interdiction. the fl ow of have comm ittees fo rmed and we Prevention/EducatIon ...... , ...... , $233 positions, and for the institution of the m oment." drugs into the country is largely suc­ have ou r paper work done so that the drug-free policies at colleges and Fedder is questioning Bush's . cessfuL Official estimates put Trea tment ...... '" ...... $231 members can get involved for the univerSities. backed by the threat of commitment to the drug problem. cocaine interdiction at ten percent. program.'· Banales said. federal funding loss. He believes that there are more Insiders place it at two percent." • equals doUar figures In the millions. Th ere are two separate m eetings. " 1 know some will still say that we serious problems in America such Decker added that it would cost On e is the reunion which is for are not spending enough money. But Information provided by the S!. Louis Post-Dispatch. . as poverty. mental illness. $50 ,000 in capital costs to build a e v er~·one .. ·The reunions are con­ those who judge our strategy only by ignorance and illiteracy, single prison and $18.000-$2 0.000 to ducted in E nglish and they switch to its price tag simply don't under Fred Pearson, professor of PoliO­ house a single prisoner for one Spanis h. A lo t of people stay there to stand the problem."' Bush said. cal Science and a member of the year . . mood as such. it's unlikely [the learn better how to converse," "Let's face it-- we've seen in the dais "This Week With David Brin­ Center for International Studies. "The quality of education. roads. American pcople will] support such Banale said. past that money alone won't solve kly" hinted on ABC that American insists that slogans used to stop the bridges and social services in this large expenditures." The other is the junta for the our toughest problem." soldiers may train Peruvian and use of drugs aren't effective. country. combined with the anti-tax In recent weeks. the drug war has Bolivian anti-drug forces. offic"l's so that theycan put the pro­ raged in various South American Bennett. though. denied a gram together. "We encourage nations. The country of Colombia. Washington Post report that members to come to both meetings for example. has seen a presidential American forces would join other (0 participate."· Banales said. candidate assassinated. a judge patrols. ··They·re not going to seek This year's theme."The Future Is murdered. the bombing of a govern­ out combat or conflict. and we just Y0urS," was chosen because. "We ment news agency and many other hope that nothing befalls them."' hm'c two languages and two threats made to high-ranking he said. cultures, but w e are able to share government officials. "I would like to see them concen­ these two things with our mem­ But after a week of raids by trate more on the United States. bers.·· Banales said. Colombia's army. four dru'g traffic­ where I think the real problem is." One way they achieve this is kers. including Eduardo Martinez Carolyn S. Emerson, Acting through their reunions."We usually Romero who is being held in Atlanta Coordinator/Project Director of have speakers, films. entertainers. Georgia, are being extradited to the Special Services program at the and exhibitions from all countries United States. In addition. Peruvian UM-St.Louis campus. said. that are Hispanic-related." forces. along with U.S. Drug Enfor­ " For example. President Bus h Banales said. cement Administration agents, failed to mention what he was going Another way is by gathering infor­ completed a raid on three jungle to do to prevent money laundering mation. "We try to get information laboratories iii one day. within the United States. One of the from other Hispan ic organizations Peru is the world's major source things that keeps the drug issue a or groups in the community like the of coca leaves that are grown and problem is the fact that there are Embassies and the Councils and partially refined into paste by people in high places who are deeply church groups.'· Banales thousands of peasants. Thoseleaves involved. and who are directlv re­ continued. are then sent to Colombia for the sponsible for the drug probl~m ." ··One of our goals is to have an his­ final process of making cocaine. Emerson adds,"I think it is typi cal panic magazine in the library. A lot Colombia supplies 80 percent of of the U.S. to blame others for its of Ollr members appreCiate reading the cocaine reaching the United problems. and of course Colombia is that magazine and getting that States. &ceording to an Associated not to blame. I believe that drugs information. We want to have that Press story in the SL Louis Post­ could not enter the U.S. if the U.S. information available." Banales Dispatch on Monday. were fully committed to end the sa id. Although Bush has stated that he transport of drugs to its country." To those who lise two languages. doesn't want American military Bush's plan includes $1.6 billion lhe opportunity to meet and com­ troops to intervene in other coun­ for corrections; $250 million to municate with . others of simi liar tries' drug dilemmas, Drug Policy backgrounds is important. The JU,ST SAYNC?: President Bush wants to rid american campuses of drugs as part of hiS "War on drugs" cam- Director William Bennett on Sun- paIgn, (Photolilustr_ation by KeVin Kleine) · . . st'e DRUGS, page 7 see HIS LA, page 10 page 2 September 14, 1989 NEW SBRIEFS Campus Calendar Under the guidance of Dr. ODD September 18 Doris Trojcak. this fall will September 16 mark the second year for Aft~r placing 13th in the Access To Success [ATS], an United States last year at tne Dr. Michael Friedlander, a A doubleheader of soccer is A course called Introduction educational program for sixth, Pi Kappa National Tourna­ George Gefpakys, a world mis­ physicsprofessor at Was.hi.ngton sch'eduled for Saturday after­ to Newsletters will meet tonight seventh, and eight graders in ment. the 15 members of the sionary who travels from the University, will discuss about· noon and evening. The River­ andWednesdaysat6 p.m. Partic­ Normandy. Wellston, and UM-St. Louis Forensic and United States to Europe, will be reports that present major women kick off the games with a pants will learn the basics of University City School Dis­ Debate Club are preparing for the guest speaker for the Cam­ challenges to currently accep­ contest against the University of printing terms, layout tricts. The major emphasis of pus Bible Study Group tonight ted science at 3 p.m., Room B- Cincinnati at 4 p.m. The River­ possibilities, production another season of travel, and Friday. The first speech will the program is to help students speeches. and debates across 328 Benton Hall. A coffee will men then play Lewis University schedule, newsletter purpose start at 7:30 p.m. and will be held be held before the discussion, at 7 p. m .. Both games are at the and usage, and desktop publish­ improve their science, math, the country. in the J.C. Penny Building, ing. The course runs from Sep­ and foreign language skills. starting at 2:30 p.m., Room B- UM-St. L.ouis Soccer Stadium Room 222. Friday's session' will 516. and admission is free with a stu­ tember 18-27. . For more UM-St. Louis is now The organization, assisted by take place in Room 126 and also dent identification card. information, call 553-5961 . accepting applications for faculty members Scott Jensen. begin at 7:30 p.m. Two graduate students of UM- students in education to Dr. Tom Preston. and Larry become either a volunteer or a Williams, provides students paid program tutor for ATS. with the chance to enhance The Political' Science §eptember 15 September 20· Over 200 education majors par­ Academy will meet at Dean their skills in communication, Terry Jones home at 7:30 p. m. ticipated in the program last argumemtation and advocacy tonight to discuss the topic of The Hispanic-latino" winter and summer semesters. and develops self-confidence Association is having a meeting Can abortion rights suppor­ Starting today and continuing visory Certificate Training Most of them, according to ATS and openess to differing views. ters be politically effective In for interested members at the Program. The program is disnd officials. found the expereince through December 6 the office the State of Missouri? Maps Lookout at 1 p.m. There will be of Continuing Edcuatlon is spon­ to help supervisors strengthen very rewarding. are available in the Political a Hispanic related film and a sering a class called Super- their management skills. For For more information. call Students compete in Science office, 807 Tower, possible entertainer. more information, call Audrey 553-6510. ATS offices are individual speaking activities Nourse at 553-5887. located in 158A MariJlac Hall. and debate activities. Individual speaking events ODD include persuasive speeches. informative addresses, inter­ The Eldercare at UM-St. pretations of playscripts. shor Louis has received a $5,000 stories, and poetry programs. donation from the Employee Debate topics deal with cur­ Charity and Community Ser­ rent socio-political issues of vices Program [ECCSP] of global importance. This seme~ McDonnell-Douglas ter. the two topics are: Corporation. resolved: that violence is a jus The funds will be used for tified response to poltical the purchase and installation oppression and resolved: that of tile flooring in the recrea­ the Federal Government tion room. should adopt an energy policy "Employees who are which substantially reduces involved in the program have the non-military consumption cited aid to senior citizens as of fossil fuels in the United one of their top priorities in States. helping the community," Kay Hammond. ECCSP associate administrator, said. The group's season opens at About 73 percent of the com­ Johnson County Community pany's employees participate College followed by tour­ by payroll deduction in the naments at Loras College. charity program. The ECCSP Emporia State University. board is elected by employees. Bethel College. University of "We are tremendously grate­ Kansas. Wichita State Univer­ ful for the additional funding to sity. Sothern Connecticut State replace the concrete flooring." University. and Bradley Marilyn Maguire. director of University the UM-St. Louis Eldercare On Oct. 6-8. the club will Center. said. "This will finish host the fourth annual Gateway off the recreation room Forensic Tournament at UM­ beautifully. and will culminate St. Louis. Over thirty colleges the efforts of CHIP [Com­ and universitites will compete. munity Health and Involve­ including Cornell University ment Program lover the past and Old Dominion University. four years. The room will be much more usable and Due to the 'popularity of pleasant." audience debates last year CHIP member ~ are volun­ with Oxford University and the teers who have been providing Soviet U~ion. a parli~entary­ services such as painting. style debate with Central Mis­ office construction. and bluep­ souri State University is slated rint design since the Center for mid-October. opened. Negotiations are continuing Eidercare is an adult day-­ for audience debates with the care program that allows Dutch and Canadian Debate citizens to live at home while Societies. receiving daily supervision and Our way. nursing care at a cost below On December 7. individual that of a nursing home or speaking and literary inter­ residential care facility. pretations events will be per­ The facility is located at Mt. formed at the UM-St. Louis Providence School. 8351 S. Individual Events Showcase. Florissant Road. For more information, call the For more information. call Communcation Department at o.?4-0155. 553-5485. Discover Kinko's We can be your support staHl

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A short barreled .Colt .32 assumes, of course, that the poten­ revolver." _ (JoanllaCassidy). wh o is intr oduc ed as Ga llagher' s ex-wife. to help fin( tial reader wants to traverse over After a husband leaves his wife, Hanky. light years in terms of realities he futilely attempts to win custody J"hnnv and Eileen soon learn thl' unlike those we have corne to accept of his son and he winds up, " .. . star­ man lie brought back from German: as "com:rete." ing at the Heart video on a big­ is not Wa lter Han ky. but Thoma: Take, for instance, the' story screen TV in a bar. 'Look at that!' "Peaches For Mad Molly," written Jack said." Ro yete. a government llperativ(· w ho is working fo r the renegadl' by Steven Gould. This one reads like by Jeffrey Hill a movie script for a John Carpenter officers Th e real Walter Hanky ha, It used to be that a good science movie reviewer been sent by the same renegadv film. Like a roller coaster, the fiction stoty was chock full of scary author's words run full-speed­ officers to Chicago to infiltrate a space monsters who were coming to POlitical conspiracy in vo lving white supremacist organization. (J ahead as he describes unexpected Earth from someplace like Alpha renegade American and Soviet complications resulting from hous­ hupe your keeping up with all ot Centauri. Or maybe a swamp thing aficers is the plot of th e movie this.) 'T'he plan is to assassinaU ing shortages. or two could be found meandering brou ght to us from Andrew Davis. We are told that " ... the environ­ Soviet leader Gorbachev in order tc about in search of Earth women. The director of "Code Of Silence" and start a wa r and keep all thl ment is hostile." Something called Year's Best Science Fiction seems "Above Th e La w." "The Package" "fatigue toxins" prevent the \ nuclear ,\'eapons. to reflect other various themes. stars Gene Hackman as m aster Gene Hackman plays a very co n citizens from "thinking clearly," A variation on a popular theme is sergeant Joh nn y Gallagher. and the scenario is one of com- I'i ncing roJ e as the Americal( found in Brian Stable ford's "The As t he movie opens. Gallagher is sergeant ca ught up in an unpredict . parison and contrast as the poor and Man Who Loved the Vampire Lady." a,ssigned to a security patrol in West able mess. The role of Johl1n~ ' homeless are hopelessly crazed A biologist and sociologist, Brian Berlin for the beginning of while the rich remain dazed. Gallagher is very similar to that.o: Stableford projects a certain !1eg oti ations between America n and the role of Popeye Dolye iii "Thl' amount of British wit in his tale. Soviet leaders concerning nuc lear French Connection." " .. .1 saw a small crowd of formally More morbid than, say, a vintage weapons. While the country leaders Tommy Lee Jones is tremendou! dressed men and women on the west episode of "Dark Shadows," this are negotiating. renegade as the soldier who is just followin r terrace, sheltered from the story is poisonously grim. . American and Soviet officers are orders. Even the supporting cast 0 . northeast wind. Servants moved " .. .1 would destroy you alL I would making their ow n plans. J oanna Casssidy as, Ei leell among them with trays. Cocktail bring disaster, turn the world After supposed terrorists ki ll an Gallagher. Dennis Franz(from Hi l! hour among the rich, the influential, upside down ... " American Co lon el (who was unwill­ Street Blues and Beverly Hill ;; the cloudy." Shiner writes the brutal "Love in breasts seemed to hesitate before As far as the rest of the anthology, Ing to go along with the renegade BUllz) as police officer Delich. and Peasants cHmb tall buildings to Vain." they went along, like they were the stories range from the absurd officers) at the negotiations. John Heard as Co lonel Whitaker. steal "last season's peaches" from Full of imagery from such con­ proud, willful animals, just barely and super-normal to the brilliantly Gallagher is assigned to take Walter the lead renegade. give 'spectacular the obscenely wealthy. We are told temporary arenas as MTV , Shiner under her contro\." crafted "Our Neural Chernobyl" Hanky (Tom,llj Lee Jones). an 2nd convinc(ng performances. they" ... always hoard them." penetrates the psyche of one of his The "victim" isa small boy who is where author Bruce Sterling "shows .'Im erican soldier. back to America "The Package" is an exc iting Leaving the sociology of social "victims": lost in a world of peripheral junk. us that even the smallest actions to stand trial for hitting an off icer. ;Jcti'ln-thriller with hardly any pre · inequality behind, other stories in "He was watching MTV. They 'His mother is yet another victim of can have large, and often totally Upo n reaching Chicago. Hanky dictability. whi ch kept me intrigued this large volume follow their own were playing the Heart video where opulent twentieth-century sleaze. unexpected, consequences." escapes from Ga llagher and now he for the entire fi 1m . peculiar orand of muse. 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murders. Leo Rossi is detective Dietz. a hCrDler New York city cop who has just been transferred to homicide ~\nd begins hi s car eer with Buck Tct vlor's first victim. One nig ht as Buck Taylor is jog­ ging around the edge of the hotel fl'"ft op where he resides. he has a tlils hback of growing up with his "Re lentl ess" is the first CJj series demanding father forcing him to run (I f serial killer mo,·ies. "Sea Of an obstacle course while shooting Love" with AI Pacin , and Ellen live ammunition at him. The objec­ Harkin will be released ;:,n Se ptem­ tive of this scene wasn't to make the ber 15th and "Night Game" "\'i th Roy audience fee l sorrv for a cold­ bl ()u ded killer. but ' to understand " A clothing store in the Galleria Sheider and Karen Young later this "Doing dishes in Colorado in a him better. Mall because they gave me too month. "Relentless" stars Judd smelly cafeteria with just a One of the differences in the way much work and treated me like I ~els o n as Buck TayloL the son of bunch of Mexicans. No one .\rthur Taylor. a form er Los Angeles Buck kill s his victims as opposed to was twelve years old." --Rachel spoke English except me."--Kurt police officer. mal1\' other serial killer type movies Drone. so phomore. History. Hoffman. senior Marketing. Th e film opens with Bu ck rece iv ­ se en' is the way he has the victim ing a letter from the Lo s Angeles participate in th eir own death. In Police Academy turning down his Cine of the more suspesful scenes. application because he is psy­ Buck ha s broken into a woman's chologically un fi t. Bu ck th e n begins home by jumping through he: to ta lk to his fathers picture on hi s skyli gh t. Upon stalking her through dresser. who he believes is sending the housE'. he finds her hiding in t h!, him messages. He decides to kilJ all dryer an d strangles her with a pian!) the Arthur Taylors listed in tile lI·ire . .\s he str angles the woman. h,~ ph one bel uk. grips her hands to tile wire and Robert Loggia plays homicide makes it look as though she kille(j detecti ve 1\laloy. a veteran Los Ilerse If. .\n geles cop who seems to ~e more Judd Ne lson gives a powe rful per . "Wo rking fo r my dad mowing inlersted in the price of the vicims fo rmanc e as a psycho-pathic kill,·, lawns . It never turned out to be homes than in so lving the too muc h money per hour" -­ Paul Cunningham. junior. Account ing/ Management Informa­ tion Systems. Freshmen Measure Up '-&E~~~::;:! Wunning managed to maintain a Incoming freshman Kirk Patten by Brian Johnson high grade point average of Chesterfield received the Dis­ reporter througnout ner high school career, tinguished Scholar Award, also. as well as participate in many Patten is also a National Merit 1'hree incoming freshmen have finalist, maintaing excellent received Distinguished Scholar extracurricular acitivies. An avid music lover, she was a member of grades, and scoring very well on his Awards (D.S.A.)this year from the concert and marching bands, PSAT and SAT exams. UM-St. Louis. The Distinguished the symphonic orchestra, concert Scholar Award is given to those se­ choir and jazz ensemble, as well as •••• lect students who have excelled serving as' an accompanist for a academically in high schooL The vocal ensemble. When asked when Freshman, George Vedder, of SL D.S.A. entitles a stUdent to a full she had time to have fun, she Louis also received excellent PSAT tuition payment while at UM-St. stated, "my work is my fun." and SAT scores along with Louis. Wunning tentatively plans to superior grades during high •••• major in biology education at UM­ schooL Vedder, a graduate of "McDonald's. It was just horr- St. Louis, as well as continuing McCluer High, participated on the ible." --Jennifer Balsavias. One of the reCipients of the Dis­ music, studying trombone debate team, the math team and the sc)phomore, English/Education. tinguished Scholar Award is Sheila privately and participating in National Honor Society. George Wuning of Eureka, MO. Wunning brass ensemble on campus. stated that the reason he chose to is a National Merit Finalist and she Wunning sites a junior high excel in high school was that his also scored very high on her PSAT school biology teacher as a key "".parents pushed him and his and SAT exams. Mimi LaMarca, influence in her movtivation to four older brothers who were also Director of Admissions, exceL academic stars." encouraged Wunning to attend this university when she came for a •••• campus visit. mpl September 14, 1t~

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.. for more i·nformation call: . Captain Jon Boyl'e at553-5176 or stop by Room 4'4 of the \ Blue Metal Qffice' Building September 14, 1989 CURRENT page 7 Onuska Named Director Of Honors College At VMS l by Thomas Kovach Since 1979 the College ha-s examples towards making the pro­ mQre reading and writing. That i~. : Typi;:ally a stu.dent in the Ho.· .. fs news editor undergone various names, such as grG.!n run better. what makes the Honors College ' College is in the tO~1 ten percent of the Honors Program. This year it is • "College graduates must De , exciting," Onuska said. :: . the graduating class in high school. John T. Onuska Jr. has been now a separate part of the College of identified [with UM-St. Louis) so it On Sunday Sept. 17 from 4 to 6 .;' has a 3,6 grade-point average and appointed Director of the Pierre Arts and Sciences and is not a enilances the reputation of t he p.m .. the inauguration ofthe College •~. scores a 26 on the Amercian Lacledl' Honors College, which is degree-oriented postion. university. Every student will profit will take place in the Summit College Test. !: named after St. Louis's founding One of the main concerns that from it" Lounge, InaugraJ remarks wiTI be .­ But Onuska says that students father. Onuska sees is the funding for the • " Whenever there are made by the Chief Financial : • that don't meet the norm for accep­ The College, which intergrates program. The College is only innovations [in the program) ,they Officier of the May Company. ~~ tance in the College can be admitted dements of various academic fields operated by him and his secreaty can spillover to the general with.recommendations and writing Jerome T. Loeb. : curricul um." to increase the breadth and depth of Mary Martinez, so Onuska is looking samples. Also speaking will be Onuska. ~ a'stude,lIL's ~ducati6nal expereince, for other types of revenue. While Onsuka's sees his goals UM-St. Louis Chancellor f . Iotas seen c~,anges occur since last attainable, one of the ways he sees " It's not for every student. It's a Marguerite Ross Barnett and !. year. "I can't create miracles. The first the program to be profitable is if selective program. Students have to Blanche TouhilL Vice Chancellor : . " A lransistion committee began thing I have to do is to implentaton alumni of the College makes make the decision be ~ause there i~ [oJ' .,\,; ,demic Affairs. f last Septmeber to create a proposal Jf the proposal," Onuska pOints donations "We have to find ways to -..n ..... _...... , out. ::====,· ...... "..... ~- for this Honors Coilege. They pay it back and this is going to take a r r moved very quickly, The Board of And in order for the program to be while. It's a long process and it p' f~ Curators accepted it in March and sl;ccessful, according to Onuska, demonstrates that the Honors PUT YOUR t. tn~ alJPointment was in mid-July," students, alumni and the university College is vital to the .academic • John Onuska Onusk:. said. must work together. He cites two health at UM-St. Louis." CO LLEGE DEGREE .~:" I TO WORK. .. . :.. Air Force Office Training School r Students Not Getting Checks From Schools ~.. is an excellent stort to a ., (CPS)- \ ew federal rul es designed Kenneth Cook, aid director at the . who was taking out a Stafford Loan to 17 percent from 1987 to 1988, ,•. to minimize the studentdd:lUlt rate University of Wisconsin in Oshkosh, challenging career as an Air for the first time, a task that calls for The new anti-default rates, I"., at campuses across the country said, Farce Officer We offer greal . going throug'h records by hand. however. hav'e toughe, s tandards. '. have s lowed the process of deliver- "I find it overwhelming and dep- starting pay, medical core, 30 "This whole process is slowing They demand that some 1.800 ·,. ing Stafford Loans to students. ressing. especially when I t.hink of down our personnel from giving schools that have default rates days of vocation with pay each '" financial aid directors around the having to do this every semester." other students help." Bond said. year and management '... higher \Jlan 20 percent immediately :-r country say. Baylor· University aid director The aid counseling is part of an form 'new loan collectio~ opportunities . Contact on , " Students aren't liking it welL" David Bond said. attack on schools who don't collect · {" programs. Air Force recru iter Find out whot ~ Greeley Myers. aid d irector at New University officials. though. are loans from students, The plan .was .... UM-St. Louis has a 8.3 percent Officer Tra ining School can mean Mexico State Universit~l . ·said. promising that students who ~ unveiled. by Education Secretary default rate. for you . Coil ;. "Some students have already been receive no. check when school Lauro Cavazos on June 1. Starting in October. 1.040 schools .~ tl,rough this with their lender. begins will be given time to work "We must weed iout unethical with rates above 30 percent must .~• Here's one more round of bureauc- any problem out. schools." whose sole purpose is to USAF OFFICER PROGRAMS wait to release loan funds to first­ 618-624-4321 i­ ratic paperwork," "There could be some delays lin , profit at the expense of our students If' time borrowers until those students COLLECT .-; < Officials in financial aid offices paying tuitionj. but the university and taxpayers." Cavazos said, have gone to class for 30 da~ ' s ... say that the colleges didn't have will take a pretty lenient posture," As the default rate has grown. the !'- . enough time to implement the rules Lenthon Clark. dlrector of financial government has taken enormous efficiently The announcement that aid at the University' of Arkansas, l{) sses. In 1989. they will pay banks the rules 'would be in place for this added. $1.8 billion to cover bad student from page 1 ~emest er was published in ' the Most schools have resorted to .• loans. or about 37 cents for every GRANT Federal Register on August 24. offering groupsessions several dollar Congress appropriated for ing sessions for T at left many aid directors . times a day, using a video to warn student aid, . 9th grade scrambling to lind time and s taffing s tudents of their repayment On August 10. the Department of ~tudents at SLCC; and the pre­ to couns el students just as they were obligations and the conseCjuences Education. which overses programs freshman summer program for returning to schno!. of defaulting. like the Stafford Loans, reported the students admitted to study engineering at UMR. "Th ere was no way to plan ahead." Btl t aid officers had to id entify defau'lt rate weJ~t from four percent

from page 1 colleges and universities naticw­ expand tbe court system: $3.1 is nowhere near as Significant as it of federal monies come to colleges, wide to initiate drug-free policies billion for law enforcement: $1.2 is in the inner cities. While drugs are and now most campuses cannot • for students and faculty . . with the .. billion for prevention and educa' available to those who want them. [unction effectivly' without federal l- ti on: and $925 million for threat of the loss of federal monies particularly on residential cam­ dollars. It would be an interes ting i- treatment. fllr lion-compliance. pus es. he belives the threat of fund­ situation to see how the modes of ..~ This proposal brought strong ing loss is an overreaction, Bush a lso wants employers to compliance development and how • reaction from UM. St-Louis "There's a conside rable attitude ~ require drug testing of workers in much !attitude of what individual t officials, For instance. Decker does at this point and time ill the wa~ ' in campuses are getting." .. s afet~ ' -re l ated jobs and in sensitive · to not agree with the plan because the \\'hich college campuses choose to Terence Small. President of the pOSiti ons . He also wants l l' force drug problem on c011ege campuse s • c'o mpll' with th e ,\ct. .',.large number Student Gll vernment Association at ~.. . lVI-St.Louis adds that he "can't see .. htlw the America n people can blam ,,' the government and the univ er -it ies · **************** for the drug problem." He beli \'es COLOR TILE, INC. that beC' 3use we are a ll af eC led by THE NATION'S LARGEST"FLOORING RETAILER t il problem. we must tak it uplln fl ur ell'es til dll sf)methin~ ADVERTI~ E RS : WITH 700 LOCATIONS NATIONWIDE " QDioplooloQjopIQe!!D::JfqpfOOiocl::JD10olo::JtD O100 00 ::lP '--0 DoI01-'O;JIQPOOtOD id;)ioaIDolbJCJlpo!poloorgoloolOoloOlo010 o luEJl"' ~~ is looking for individuals for our coop. program, who are in­ terested in management as a career field. For sure Our corporate recruiter will be on Campus September 15th, from 9:00 to 4:00. RESULTS call 553 - For an appointment, call:

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i. -~ .:1' .'. :~- .' September 14,1989 CORREftT . page 9 N etters Take Red & Gold What's by Bar.b Braun Karen Ellingson, senior, won associate sports editor the title MIAA "Player of the Week" . The MIAA named As volleyballs were spiked, Ellingson "Player of the Week" set and served. the River­ last year also. She was also women fought their way into named 'Hitter of the Week" and first place at the Red and Gold ~i!VP for the to'lrnam~nt. Invitational last weekend. Wilson, Ellingson, Stephanie Hahn and Julie Boedefeld ' The team won their first three made the all-tournament team. matches and advanced on to the semi-finals. They then went on to play Southeast Missouri Silvester hopes the thrill of Nam,e? State for the championship. victory -will eliminate the fear of defeat from their next tournament. by Mike Van Roo Coach Denise Silvester was sports editor very happy with the results ' of the matches. "I think this championship Here we are again at the "I'm really pleased with the feeling will last when we play crossroads of another overlapping team and I'm especially ' glad this weekend at the Ft. Wayne sports season. With the baseball . that we were able to play all 11 tournament," she said. pennant races winding down. the players in the tournament last weekend. ,. . . start of both professional and college football, as well as the start of other college athletics such as The Riverwomen play at soccer and volleyball and the soon­ Geri Wilson, junior. was Purdue-Ft. Wayne Sept. 16-17 . to-be launching of basketball and named "Setter of the Week" by The other teams include, hockey--we are now inundated with the MIAA. This is an honor that Oakland. Glenn Valley. , the many colorful ' and well known Wilson received three times Northern Kentucky, Ferris . J. iVli ch"ei nicknames and acronyms of sports last year. State and Purdue. I GOT IT:Riverwomen Julie Boedefeld(11) and Pam Paule(1 0) reach for the ball in the Red & Gold Tournam ent. teams. The obvious and traditional still stand out; with your alphabet soup you can make UCLA, USC. BYU, SMU. LSU, VMI and VPI. Rivermen Fall To The sound ofrnicknames are pro­ Billikens bably more impressive with the likes of the Cardinals, Cubs. Mets. UM-St. Louis men's soccer UM-St. Louis has won the St. Yankees. Dodger~. Royals. Red Sox, teamed failed once again to capture Louis Cup only once. That was in A's and Brewers in basebalL the St. Louis Cup from their inter­ 1975. when they defeated the The Lakers, Celtics. Pistons. city rivals. the St. Louis University Billikens 4-2,. SLU has won 14 of the Bulls. Bucks and Knicks in Billikens. UM-St. Louis fell to the 15 matches since the two schools basketball. Bills 3-0 at St. Louis Soccer Park began competing for the Cup. The Football offers the 4gers. Bears. last Friday. Billikens lead the overall series 16- Bengals, Giants, Cardinals. Cow­ 2-1. boys, Eagles. Redskins and Packers. While hockey serves up the Blues. The Rivermen did pick up their "We've lost to two good teams." first win of the season last Wednes­ Blackhawks. Red Wings. North UM-St. Louis coach Dallas said, Stars. Maple" Leafs. Canadians. day with a 5-0 thrashing over an whose Rivermen lost the season Flames. Kings and Penguins. undermanned Harris-Stowe team. opener to Southern Illinois The college ranks have such time Universi tv-Edwardsv ille: honored names as the Fighting Warren Dey. Tim Gauvain. Craig Irish. the Crimson Tide. Tigers. Frederking, John Galkowski 'a nd Sooners. Trojans. Bruins. ·St. Greg Tieber scored for the River­ Wolverines. Corn huskers. Fighting Louis University has a very tough men. who outshot the Hornets 30 -3. Illini. Hurricanes. Jayhawks. and ve ry str ong team this yea r. We Pat :'I1ulvanev and Anthonv Gravek Hoyas, Tar Heels, Running Rebels, have pla yed them c lose r in recent combined fo~ the shutout. . . Hoosiers and Razorbacks. years ... Which brings us to the local team This was the s econd consecutive in question--The UM-St. Louis yea r that the Rivermen blanked the Rivermen and Riverwomen. more Harris-Stowe Hornets_ Last year. aptly known as "UMSL.'· This was the Rivermen's second -M-St. Louis registered a 6-0 win. I think it's time to switch the let­ loss of the vear to a CAA Di vision I The Rivermen have never lost a ters around on '·UMSL." maybe school. UM-St. Louis. ranked 13th in match to Harris-Stowe in the four change them to the acronym of the NCAA Division II pre-season times they h ave faced each other. ·MUSL." which would be pronoun­ poll. saw it's record drop to 1-2, for ced "muscle." And that could stand the year. The Rivermen's schedule for this for Missouri University-St. Louis. week is two home games: one At least the sound would give the against lo cal foe. Washington school a little more oomph' l"niversity on Wednesday(Sept. 13). Now I know the elders of the and Lewis llniversi ty on Sa tur­ university disapprove of the word day(Sept. 16). Starting t ime for both ·UMSL.'- They think it's a dirty four games is 7:30 p.m. letter word that should be written on a bathroom wall someplace. They would much rather have the school be known as " UM-St. Louis." although not as brief as "UMSL," and certainly not as popular and recognizable as a "UCLA." "USC." Barry U. Shuts Out Riverwomen etc., at least with a slang term as "MUSL," it would certainly attract some attention and maybe raise a But despite th'e loss. Head Coach by David Workman few eyebrows of our athletic and Ken Hudson was impressed with the copy editor academic competition. performances of some of his Because if anybody walks around players. The Ui'll-St. Louis Riverwomen this campus. or any campus for soccer team suffered a dissappoint­ Hudson said he was especially example, the conglomeration of ing 6-0 loss Sunday to Barry Univer­ impressed by the performances put "other" major universities written sity. Barrv started out the scoring out by Christine Berry and Anne " and scratched all over the students ea~ly whe~ Jessica Park booted the DeGunia. clothing. from the bottom of their ball in at 8:07 into regulation play. K~rin Steinmeyer impressed sweatpants to the top of their cor­ And that was not the only goal Hudson with her off-the-bench duroy baseball caps is most evident. Park would get on the afternoon. play. Unless I'm totally oblivious to this At 16:03. Park struck again, this But Hudson also said the loss fact. I rarely see "UMSL" adorning time with the assist going to team­ pointed out that some changes and the attire of the students. unless it's mate Lisa Keller. improvement still need to be on the school's team uniforms. Barry cashed in on yet another made. Now I know too. that to have this opportunity when they were awar­ Hudson remarked that the team changed over would take quite a bit ded a penalty kick at 23:46. Dawn was not moving to the spaces on the of doing and a whole lot of money. Wagner successfully completed the field. Healso said they need to work But I think it would be nice to pro­ sequence by scoring past UM-St. on moving to the ball. pose something like this in a Student Louis goalie Lisa Allen. With respect to goalkeeping, Hud­ Government Association meeting. The break came for the River­ son said, "Linda Allen should have At least this thought does have some women at 36:34, when Barry's Jen­ come out for the ball." merit. I don't expect the whole stu­ nifer Faccone was given a yellow dent population to go out and buy t­ card. Anna Poole was scheduled to start shirts with "UMSL" or "MUSL" or But the relief,was s hort-lived, for at goal for the Riverwomen, but she whatever printed on them. But I Barrv was not finished. Barry was was injured during practice think one should take pride in the awar'ded a free kick at 52:43, and Thursday. school they attend and maybe show Park struck once again. The goal Hudson was not too disappointed some type of enthusiasm on getting gave her'a hat trick with three goals in the loss Sunday. After all, Hudson into :;ome school spirit. so far in the game. said,"Barry is probably the best Steve Eschner Having been out of school for Park's fourth and final goal came team we will play all season." MIDFIELD CLASH: Riverwom<)n Anna Poole(2) tangles with a Barry University player Sunday. awhile prior to enrolling back here at 65:54. She scored on a centered at "UM-St. Louis." I have heard on pass by Lisa Howell, who got the occasion some not so complemen­ assist. tary remarks about the place. Such as taking the acronym "UMSL" one step farther and adding the letter 'D' The goal put the score at 5-0. W.ith WHAT'S NEXT: to the beginning of i t- hence. you get Hi minutes remaining in regulatlOn "DllMSL" and I think one can figure play. Allen made a charging save to Men's Soccer-HOME against Lewis U. Sept. 16, out what that's suppose to prevent another Barry goal. But the represent. effort was of no avail. 7:30 p.m. I also know that this is not Har­ At 77:49, Carol Ashmore of Barry vard. or Princeton, or Yale, but scored past Allen on a head shot. Women's Soccer- HOME aga inst Cincinnati; come to think of it, I've seen a lot Jennifer Shannon was gIven the more sweatshirts with those schools assist. Sept. 16,4 p.m. emblazoned on the front walking around the school grounds. then Women's VoHeyball-AWAY at The IPFW t hose with the red and' gold of Allen was then taken out of goal UMSL"". and replaced by Keliie Leach. . Budgetel Invitational in Fort W ayne, Indiana; As far as the nicknames of "River­ But Leach was never challenged Sept. 15-16. men" and" Riverwomen" go, they in goal. Barry ended up with a 6-0 may not be the most awe-inspiring. victoi'v over the Riverwomen. but maybe they too. could use a little The-teams ended up with a total of :pit and polish around the edges. 2,5 fouls. page 10 CORREftT September 14, 1~89 -HlSLA from page 11

majority of the members are bi- . her, grew up in such an envIron­ · Puerto ' Rico; but, she grew up in with people of my own culture. You . important to members of a Spanish don't have the pressure," Banales . lingual or bi-cultural. . ment. She had a Spanish heritage · Phoenix, Ariz. "Being a member won't find a large group of Hispanics heritage. Maria Fernanda Cohen, said. Virginia'George, an HISLA mem- . because her parents were from gives me a chance to communicate Vice President of HISLA, experi­ · - outside of st. Louis as easily," George said. enced this desire three years ago Those who are curious about the In comparison, Banales moved when she moved to the United States Spanish culture or language are also from Mexico to an environment from Ecuadore, South America. welcome. Samuel Moore is the per­ where Spanish is not spoken. "HISLA has helped me to under­ feet- example of this. "He has gone "HlSLA helped me. Spanish didn't stand the educational system better out of his way to learn Spanish. He 'Come as easily because it is not in the U.S: It also helped me adapt to reads books on his own. He is one of spoken at home anymore. The first . the university." Cohen said. . the members we are very prou d of," HISLA meeting was emotional Ballales said. because I was able to communicate Other HISLA members include what has been hidden in me all this students taking Spanish courses at On October 11 HIS LA will have its time. Although I live with my hus­ UM-St. Louis. "HISLA is different Hispanic-Latino Heritage Month. band, I still want to be bi-lingual and than the classroom where you have "The importance of this is to edu­ bi-cultural," Banales said. to take exams. It is much nicer to cate students about music, dance, The desire to learn English is also· learn in an enviro~ment where you . an~ food. " Cohen said. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO .BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. .

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