Mamaroneck High School • Mamaroneck, NY • Volume XXXVIII, Number 6 • April Fools 2021 MHS to Introduce Social-Distancing Bubbles full capacity? Principal Clain nated circle, using their personal By FATIMAH KHAN says, “While this is certainly an bubbles as bumper cars. untraditional safety measure, As for the bubbles themselves, April 8th, the day we were unprecedented times call for all teachers, staff, and students will all waiting for, has arrived - the unprecedented measures. Here be required to wear them at all day that Mamaroneck High at Mamaroneck High School, we times when on the MHS premises. School returned to a new level of are nothing if not creative and At around $60 each, they will not (somewhat) normalcy, returning resilient.” The MHS administra- be easy to acquire and distribute. to 100% capacity for full days of tion has laid out a detailed plan Therefore, a new club has been instruction. In yet another unex- for implementing these inflatable created at MHS - the Bubble pected turn of events, this change plastic six-foot distancing bubbles Fundraising Club. This club will came as President Biden an- starting next week and thankfully, be responsible for bake sales, car nounced that there will be enough the Globe has exclusive permission washes, and other fundraising ef- vaccines for all American adults by to share these measures with you! forts to purchase the bubbles for a the end of May. Students, parents, Each student will be required safe return to school. All students and community members alike to take an introductory Tiger are encouraged to join the club, still have dozens upon dozens of Bubbles How-To class Thursday or participate in fundraising efforts, questions. “Are we still safe?” we Friday during lunch, or over the and donate to the cause if possible. wonder. weekend. This will appear on final Thanks to this comprehensive That concern is well mean- high school transcripts and will and flawless plan, we can rest as- ing, but it is ultimately misplaced. count towards graduation credits. sured that our continued return to As usual, the MHS administra- In this innovative new class, school will be safe and full of fun. tion has devised an ingenious and students will learn how to walk to Out of all the trials of the last year, creative plan to solve this issue. class in these bubbles, climb up it truly seems as though there is a Introducing…. the Tiger Bubbles! stairs, and of course, navigate the light at the end of the tunnel, and We’ve all seen the hours of fun overpass. This class will have an from here...and it seems as though this As Seen On TV product can extra credit bubble competition, the light is made of six foot inflat- inspire, but how will they help where students will have to try to able distancing bubbles. Bounce us continue to transition into push each other out of a desig- safely MHS! FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE

MHS President Gent Malushaga Revealed to Have Faked Deep Voice of Olaf in Disney’s Frozen. He also By MARK YUKELIS has a faint Italian accent, though “Tuba Man.” he claims to have no Italian blood. Coined by MHS senior Char- I’ve even heard him say phrases like lie Randall, this nickname has “badabing badaboom” completely stuck for MHS School President unironically. Gent Malushaga. A former host of So how do his friends feel MHS info, Malushaga has made about it? his deep voice known throughout “I don’t know what to say. All the halls of our school. Whether this time I’ve thought he was this the news was about a football game super cool guy, but now he seems or a PACE performance, he was like he’s a minor character on “The sure to announce it a few octaves Sopranos.” Not even like a cool character, one that is weak and dies very quickly,” said Malushaga’s girl- friend, Riley McMullen. “Tuba Man” “It feels like I’ve been lied to. Since sixth grade he’s had a deeper too deep. In a way, this voice made voice than all of us. I even ques- Malushaga an icon at MHS. Sure, tioned my masculinity at times. In he was frequently mocked, but as a way it’s a relief. But he’s definitely they say, “all publicity is good pub- way less cool now,” said Marko licity.” When it came to the elec- Kecman, Malushaga’s close friend, tion season, Tuba Man was elected and notable member of the highly- president, and it seemed like he fi- rumored group Malushaga has re- nally had better days ahead of him. ferred to as “PD.” However, I, one of his best “Yeah I totally knew that it friends, cannot stand by and hold was an act, ” said Charlie Randall. the truth back any longer. The real- What’s next for the Malushaga ity is that Malushaga’s deep voice presidency? Punishment? Impeach- has been an act this whole time. ment? Who knows? Regardless, it His voice sounds very similar to is now clear that this current ad- that of comedian Josh Gad, voice FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE ministration has lost the peoples’ trust. 2 2

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Cohort A and Cohort B Conflict Upon Return After coming back to full capacity, the two cohorts must learn how to co-exist once again (without breaking into violence).

expect, I just want people to love said that the situation arose when By TISTA GOSWAMI each other,” said an anxious Ms. Cohort B students started asking Silverman. teachers which group they liked Tensions are ripening in the One might wonder: what better, and in the process, bad- halls of MHS. After over a year at is the root of such hostilities? mouthed Cohort A students. distance, Cohort A and Cohort B Sophia Soropolous (‘22), a proud In order to be considered students began attending school at Cohort B student said, “Cohort A “the superior cohort” students the same time, on April 8th, 2021, students have such a superiority have gone as far as to ask their otherwise known as “the day of complex. Just because the letter teachers which group does better confrontation.” A is first in the alphabet doesn’t on exams, is better behaved in It’s no secret that the argu- mean that they are the best, most class, and has the most cameras on ment about “which cohort is best” has been ongoing since school’s opening in September. At first, administrators and faculty “Cohort A students have such a superiority members thought the dispute was CAITLYN CARPENTER/THE GLOBE complex. Just because the letter A is first in The junior physics classroom where the tension first errupted. a harmless squabble between a few students. However, after a the alphabet doesn’t mean that they are the on edge as April 8th drew near, out to put an end to the madness. sternly advising all students to be After a quick, inspirational speech recent altercation in a junior-level best, most coveted students.” physics class, this optimism has on their best behavior. When the from Clain about how the cohorts been reversed. Faculty members - Sophia Soropolous (‘22) day came, MHS Seniors who ar- should “unify for the good of the became wary of the merger. Some rived early to get a parking spot in school” and “band together to teachers are concerned that fights the Senior lot began to gather in support going to 100%,” tensions will soon break out both inside groups of Cohort A and Cohort diffused and students made their coveted students.” According to during Zooms in order to top the B. As the groups grew, teachers way to class, almost like nothing and outside of the classroom, thus Cohort B, Cohort A students have other cohort. Teachers, who wish interrupting instructional time could hear trash talk being shout- ever happened. a snobby attitude given their “A- not to escalate the conflict, don’t ed across the parking lot. But, at However, the question still and the relatively peaceful school level excellency.” disclose such information, fearing atmosphere, without the option about 7:50, Principal Mrs. Clain stands, and MHS may never know, Cohort A students disagreed that they might “fuel the fire.” and other administrators, after which is the superior cohort? of simply pressing “mute.” and claimed that the Cohort B While this conflict is nowhere “I didn’t know what to hearing of the growing animos- Or… do the remote students top students are fudging details. They near settled, administrators were ity in the front of the school, ran them all? 3 3

J-Row Parking to be Closed as of September 2021 Crisis on Juniors’ favorite parking road leads town to ban parking there for good.

1, 2021, J-row will no longer be By REBECCA HERZBERG open to the public for parking. “No parking” signs will be placed Finding parking near MHS along this stretch to prevent stu- has always been an especially dif- dents from parking and silence the ficult task for juniors because they inevitable disagreements. There lack a designated parking lot like seniors and MHS staff. In lieu of a parking lot, juniors have taken over a portion of streets known “McQuillen as J-row (Carpenter Street and instantly jumped the portion of Rockland Ave next to the Town Center). Securing a out of her car and spot on this coveted row can be extremely competitive and often unapologetically results in both physical and verbal brawls between students. Private gave Prevost residents who live along this street have become increasingly frus- a piece of trated with the students who park there because of the noise they her mind.” bring in the early morning hours. Recently, a particularly nasty will be no exceptions to this rule. disagreement broke out between CAITLYN CARPENTER/THE GLOBE Violations of this law shall be MHS juniors Alta McQuillen and The current J-row. It won’t look this full in the fall! punishable by 100 dollars or 24 Caroline Prevost. As McQuil- a piece of her mind. The yelling an early hour, both Prevost and rounding homeowners decided continuous hours of community len was performing a perfect between the two students lasted McQuillen explained that this was they had finally had enough. Nu- service devoted towards beautify- parallel park, backing into her for nearly 20 minutes, waking up the only way to ensure that they merous noise complaints were ing MHS grounds. favorite spot, Prevost simultane- nearby residents, as it was only could get the “best” parking spot, filed to the local police. The Town The Globe wishes the class ously pulled into the spot tap- 5:30 am, and drawing them from located a mere 50 feet away from Board of the Town of Mama- of 2023 and those that follow the ping McQuillen’s car. McQuillen their homes. When asked why the Palmer entrance. roneck had no choice but to take best of luck in finding a parking instantly jumped out of her car they had arrived to park at such Following this incident, sur- decisive action. As of September spot their junior year! and unapologetically gave Prevost

MHS Administration Sells Zoom Recordings to Colleges Seniors blame recordings for their rejections to colleges and universities as the administration cashes in.

which is worth any expense. After being actively used in the admis- By ABBY TUCKER all, the money isn’t coming from sions process. Many students are our pockets,” said a representa- threatening to sue the district and Mamaroneck High School tive from NYU. A Binghamton universities for privacy invasions. has been caught selling Zoom admissions faculty member claims, One senior has already filed a recordings to colleges and univer- “Most of a college application is lawsuit, arguing, “I haven’t turned sities. Despite student outcry, the just an applicant telling and show- my camera on in months, and that school administration has yet to ing us how they learn and perform was the only reason I got rejected change this policy. Teachers are from Harvard.” Another senior coordinating with guidance coun- was rejected from SUNY Purchase selors to send these recordings to for making a sandwich during her where seniors have applied. Col- “What if they math midterm. “I was hungry,” leges are also buying the record- she explains. A student was re- ings for any underclassman who saw me when I jected from UNC after wearing a FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE has demonstrated interest in their Duke T-shirt during class. (Duke, school. School faculty are pocket- wore a however, has accepted his applica- ing these funds, many hoping to tion). Many more students are secure an early retirement. Ms. bathrobe to worried their Zoom etiquette will Clain has bought a house in the hurt their chances. “What if they Bahamas, Ms. Gellert is saving for class?” saw me when I wore a bathrobe a Stradivarius, and Coach Chiap- to class?” one girl questions. “My parelli bought tickets to the next - MHS Student bed is always unmade in the back- five World Series. ground!” another student worries. Universities are using these “Will they judge me for my Bernie recordings to see how prospective in a school setting. Why wouldn’t virtual background?” Many MHS students engage in the classroom we want videos of this to add to students will never know if this and whether they would “fit” in their application?” policy influenced their admission their school. “We’re trying to build Seniors are particularly wor- chances. PHOTO COURTESY OF @FIVESTAROSAKA ON INSTAGRAM the best student body possible, ried, as these Zoom recordings are 2020-212 STAFF 4 Editors-In-Chief Mark Yukelis Caitlyn Carpenter Study Shows Mr. Madin is the Sela Breen Managing Editors Fastest Texting Teacher Rebecca Herzberg By SELA BREEN & fast given the unusual circumstances of the It is important to note that the nature Brandi Ritter KATE SOLOMON pandemic where Madin could not easily of using Remind to keep in contact with approach them to discuss assignments in students makes it easy for teachers to Kate Solomon A study conducted by Mamaroneck person. respond quickly. Still, compared to other High School’s OSR (Original Science Sydney Girvin When talking about the results of the teachers who use Remind, Madin was way Research) students came out last week study with Madin’s young journalists, Senior ahead of the pack. For example, Joe Liberti, regarding teacher email and Remind text Elsa McElroy said she “was not surprised at the OCRA and AP Government teacher Editorial Directors response rates. The goal of the study was to all.” As a student in Madin’s AP Language had a response time of three hours to his Chris Ciulla evaluate how teachers and students interact, and Composition class as a Junior and now Remind texts. and how to improve these interactions, but Tess Lepelstat a Senior in Journalism, she stated that she When approached about the study, a the study yielded other fascinating results. “expects upwards of five texts from Madin smile spread across Madin’s face that was While most teachers had a response time a day.” visible even through his mask. He explained Multimedia Director of between six and twelve hours, English Ali DeLaet (‘21) was in complete the “pride that he takes in his connec- Lulu Tantillo teacher Evan Madin was hours ahead of agreement with McElroy. She described tion with students” and desire to be easily other faculty members, with a response the constant messaging as, “stressful and reachable for all students. When finishing Hannah Rogoff time to Remind texts of less than seven overwhelming at first” but notes that she the interview, he challenged other teachers Sascha Melamed seconds. is appreciative of him answering all of her to “step up their game” and beat out his Anna Daum This comes as no surprise, as Madin is questions in a timely fashion. “I always record of average response time. “Good notorious for his quick and witty responses know I will get a response from Mr. Madin teachers are available for their students at all to students. Seniors in Madin’s College if I have a question,” DeLaet says, “no mat- hours of the day, so I guess we know what Art and Photography Journalism can vouch for this firsthand, as ter how sassy it may be.” the study says about me.” Directors they had to get used to the rapid responses Fatimah Khan Kim Wei Business Manager Vincent Jacobe de Naurois Copy Editors Taylor Ferrarone William Anderson Emma Kearney Arts and Leisure DaBaby Henry Bova Lulu Tantillo, Kira Walter Features Tista Goswami Emma Kearney, Taylor Ferrarone News Abby Tucker MHS Principal Clain Spencer Wolff William Anderson, Sam Young Caught “Zoom-Bombing” Opinion the whole Zoom that everyone should have should not be taken lightly if one happens By SAM ROSUCK their cameras on. And, while teachers have to enter your class. Zoom bombing has been Nadia Suben been appreciating the encouragement to widely discouraged in our school and the Over the course of the school year, turn cameras on, it has been a distraction to administration has seemed to make a large Jamie Soropolous there have been several incidents of Zoom students trying to focus and learn while in effort to prevent them, so, it has been disap- Sarah Colbert, Hannah Macrone bombers entering Mamaroneck High School class. pointing to find out Ms. Clain may be the class Zooms. And, recently, new informa- The Zoom bomber “Ms. Clain” has culprit. tion has been uncovered that the MHS Sports been entering and leaving the Zoom very The school must band together in order Zoom bomber could be our very own prin- quickly, making it almost impossible for to prevent Ms. Clain and other Zoom bomb- Sydney Susswein cipal Ms. Clain. teachers to catch her. Even after many safety ers from coming into our schools Zooms Evan Epstein In the past few weeks, students have precautions were taken, like changing vari- and disturbing our classes. If you ever see Simon Worth been spotting a black square appear on their ous Zoom links in Google Classroom, said a black rectangle with the name Ms. Clain, Zoom with the screen name “Ms. Clain”. Zoom bombings are still happening with or a person that looks like Ms. Clain on your The so-called “Ms. Clain” has been persis- no new repercussions. Even though Zoom Zoom, report it to your teacher immediately, Spotlight tently messaging students to turn on their bombings are widely regarded as funny by so they can be stopped! Madison Rosen cameras during class, and announcing to Michaela Loughran many students, they are still very serious and Felix Zehe, Hannah Rogoff Health and Wellness Maia Glazer Olivia Daly Sascha Melamed Faculty Advisors Darren Bosch The Globe is Mamaroneck High School’s student produced newspaper. Articles represent The Globe and its editors as a whole. For advertising and subscription information, contact the Globe email at [email protected]. To subscribe by mail, send a letter Craig Goldberg to MHS care of Mr. Bosch, Mr. Goldberg, and Mr. Madin with a check for $15 payable to Mamaroneck High School, 1000 W. Boston Evan Madin Post Road, Mamaroneck, NY 10543. 5 5

Popular Band Maroon 5 to Build Mansion on the Mamaroneck Baseball Field The famous band has found Mamaroneck to be an ideal spot for their next getaway.

and both sides are happy.” This is sion will be like any other mansion By WILLIAM ANDERSON clearly true at-a-glance, as Maroon that comes to people’s minds Yesterday, it was officially de- 5 gets a huge mansion, and MHS when they think about them. The cided that a mansion will be built gets 15 million in profit (from mansion will have a bedroom for on MHS’s baseball field for the Maroon 5), even after all building every band member, and a big Maroon 5 band. The idea was met costs are accounted for. Other living space and all other rooms with approval by all MHS staff, benefits for MHS include at least necessary. Maroon 5 wanted this who think it’s good for publicity. two free concerts a year for all stu- done because they “want to be Here is how this happened: dents and staff, beehive installa- higher than any other band.” At It started last year when tions on the outside of every floor the top there will fly a large flag Maroon 5 visited Mamaroneck. of the mansion to compensate for (50 ft by 100 ft) saying “Maroon According to reporters, “they re- the loss of the original beehives, 5 is the best.” There will also be ally liked Mamaroneck, especially and free drumming lessons from a small landing pad for a helicop- MHS.” Being a band who travel band member Matt Flynn. ter, and this is an extra benefit to around and are only getting older, MHS because Mickey Madden FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE they believe “it’s time to settle said “we won’t use it a lot, just call Maroon 5 poses next to their new development. down, and the MHS baseball field me if you want to use it, and if I is just right.” They like the field “It’s time to settle say yes, it’s all yours for the day.” so much because “it can be like a Construction begins in a castle. If a building were built, it’d down, and the month, according to construction be surrounded by MHS on three officials doing the work. It will sides, so it’d be protected from MHS baseball only take eighteen months, which invasion.” After that, it was only field is just right.” is impressive since the Burj Khal- a matter of negotiating a contract ifa took more than three years approving the building of a man- - Maroon 5 to build. The only disadvantage sion. is that the MHS baseball teams The negotiations between Band Member lose their field, but the good news MHS and Maroon 5 took three is that they’ll have access to the months. There were many is- mansion’s top floor for a whole sues to resolve, including piping, month after it’s complete. electricity, zoning laws, and WiFi The other thing that’s so Overall, MHS and Maroon 5 (there’s hardly any on the field). remarkable about the mansion is will become much more famous. It was hard to determine how to that it will be a skyscraper, tower- As Adam Levine said yesterday, fix these problems, but as Adam ing over MHS at 4,000 ft. Height “building our mansion on the field SELA BREEN/THE GLOBE is the only thing remarkable about will be a smashing success for The current baseball field. Looks like there’s a lot of space for a mansion. Levine said “we got through it, the mansion. Otherwise, the man- everyone.”

“Ye” Reality in Former-Rye Teacher Tweets! Kanye West has seriously purchased the town next door.

By OLIVIA DALY & MICHAELA LOUGHRAN

It turns out that the rumors are true… hip hop legend Kanye West has, in fact, made a multi- million-dollar offer to the City of Rye to drop the “R” in its name and take on the new name of “Ye”, West’s well-known nickname and the name of his eighth studio album. And better yet, the city has accepted this offer. As of April 22nd, the town formerly known as “Rye,” will officially be called Ye. While Ye’s mayor declined PHOTO COURTESY OF @BABIOUSB ON INSTAGRAM to comment, our inside source at city council says that some of being kicked out of his Calabasas utives to get Westchester County Kanye’s donation will go towards home prior to his divorce with changed to “West County” and getting the R’s removed from Kim Kardashian West. with Mayor Bill De Blasio to turn all local signs. In fact, a whole “She’s suing for the ranch and the city into “New Ye City”, but committee has been put together Kanye needed a place where he only time will tell if these amount to help make the transition from would feel welcomed,” writes Chi- to anything. There has also been Rye to Ye as smooth as possible. cago. “He wasn’t sure what he was buzz about Kardashian West We could not get a hold of the looking for when he first started attempting to change the name head of the transition committee searching, but once he saw the of Croton-on-Hudson to “Kar- (North West), but her secretary opportunity lying in the name, he dashian-on-Hudson,” and Chicago Chicago West reports that Kanye knew it was the place for him.” As comments that she, “wouldn’t put needed a new place to live after for future plans, it’s rumored that it past her.” Kanye is in talks with county exec- (All tweets by Mark Yukelis) 6 6

MHS Calculus Teacher Ms. Valdez Will Host New Real Estate Reality Show Ms. Valdez has come to dominate the Hudson Valley real estate business. Now her talents will be showcased on TV!

ovens at the properties that Valdez By SPENCER WOLFF shows, Bravo executives view this as cooking and living for a new The Bravo television net- age. work, home of such riveting Since the announcement, in and thought provoking televi- A208, Valdez’s classroom, there sion shows as Below Deck, Summer has been a presence of more House, and various iterations of desks and a higher density of Real Housewives, has announced desks, in addition to a new pizza that Calculus teacher, Ms. Valdez, oven surrounded by plexi glass. will become host of a new spinoff TMZ reporters believe that this of their hit real estate show, called was to increase value as there will Million Dollar Listing Hudson Valley. be more space to have guests over As a new host, Valdez will be fea- and entertain. The reporters also believe that this move was forced “Valdez has racked by Bravo executives not only to increase her profile and profits, up billions of dollars but also to show what her priori- as part of ties will be when her show begins. Bravo’s parent company, her real estate em- NBCUniversal, has been needing to fill a void of reality TV talent pire in the Hudson since the announcement that Keep- Valley with her real ing Up With The Kardashians will end on the E! Network after 20 estate agency Taylor FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE seasons on TV. Valdez will slide into Bravo’s schedule and help to Series International of dollars as part of her real estate Rockland, should be featured on shows to her clients, which will fill that void. From Nyack to New empire in the Hudson Valley with their network. They see Valdez, be a unique selling point on the Realty.” Rochelle, as the host of Million her real estate agency Taylor Series who has been in the business for television show. As more and Dollar Listing Hudson Valley, Valdez International Realty. As more and a number of years, as an opportu- more people stay home and don’t will be the most high-profile real- tured as one of the realtors in the more people move to the suburbs nity to show high-end real estate commute to their jobs in the city, tor that this area has seen in quite show, showing high-end proper- from New York City, Bravo has outside of city lines. they get comfortable with life a while. ties to her exclusive clientele. realized that properties outside of Valdez’s specialty is pizza at home and cooking at home. Valdez has racked up billions the city, such as in Westchester or ovens within the properties she Because there will be wood pizza

Mr. Bosch Adopts Mindfulness in Lessons Now, with 100 percent capacity classes, the MHS English teacher will devote significant classtime to mindfulness.

Fortunately for Mr. Bosch, outside to the Japanese garden. By REBECCA HERZBERG the transition to full in-person This untouched garden will be learning on April 8th has provided the perfect location for Mr. Bosch Students who have taken one him with an opportunity to test to teach his students to embrace of Mr. Bosch’s English classes out his new plans for meditation. nature, meditation, and even prior to this year can attest to his In each class he instructs, 25 per- yoga. Students will recite passages passion and devotion towards the cent of the period will be devoted from classic American literature practice of mindfulness in the towards practicing meditation. including Emerson’s Nature, classroom. They reflect fondly He plans to interject discussions striking expressive poses such as upon their walks outside and long of meditation into classics like the one-legged pigeon or down- periods of meditation in his class. The Crucible and Shakespeare. Was ward dog and repeating passages Unfortunately, COVID-19 and the schedule changes that ensued put a serious dent in his path towards training his students to become “Standing on the bare ground,--my head Zen masters like himself. CAITLYN CARPENTER/THE GLOBE bathed by the blithe air and uplifted into The MHS football field lit by a mindful sunrise. In previous years, the sched- ule allotted a few minutes in the infinite space,--all mean egotism vanishes. I how innocent people really were the surroundings, on school, and, in the Age of Innocence, he plans most importantly, on life itself.” first and post-lunch periods to become a transparent eyeball; I am nothing; mindfulness. While most teachers to have his students listen to the Although some teachers have accepted the 2020-2021 schedules I see all.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson melodious pre-recorded sounds expressed concern about his abil- that lacked mindfulness minutes of the soothing sitar in his zen ity to complete the required cur- without a second thought, Mr. garden. riculum following these additions To vary the mindfulness of meditation, Mr. Bosch remains Bosch was taken aback. After tak- King Lear really mad? Or could such as “Standing on the bare ing a few days to come to terms activities, each Friday he plans to enthusiastic about the return of a period of mindfulness each day ground,--my head bathed by the have his students scale the large mindfulness and his planned re- with this new change by free writ- have helped him and averted the blithe air and uplifted into infinite ing in both prose and poetry, he cherry tree in the middle of Palm- purposing of the Japanese garden. tragedy all together? space,--all mean egotism vanishes. er circle and hang upside down After the school year, he plans vowed to bring back meditation to After May 1st, Mr. Bosch I become a transparent eyeball; I its last year’s glory and emphasize from its limbs. According to Mr. to take a one year sabbatical in plans to return to his beloved am nothing; I see all.” Bosch, this will “increase blood Kathmandu, Nepal, to take part in it once again in his teaching as and deeply missed Palmer Wing Taking deep, meditative soon as the schedule permitted it. flow to the brain while providing a no technology, silent meditation by transferring his classroom breaths as students contemplate a refreshingly new perspective on retreat. 7 7 Fugiaecu lparum nis acc Vendam, si as sita consectus simagnati remol

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Plastic Maze Prom? Apparently. MHS Senior Prom to be held on the football field wihin a unique plexiglass maze to enforce social distancing.

maze. “We’ve had a great time By TAYLOR FERRARONE trying to formulate a perfect way for students to have fun and stay It might sound like something safe.” straight out of Greek mythology After much debate over avail- or a 2014 dystopian novel, but it’s able space and weather concerns, true. While we may have missed the Social Events Committee se- fall football, what we know and lected the football field as the best love as the turf field will soon be candidate for this year’s festivities. completely transformed just in The football field, as the largest time for another beloved tradi- space on campus, maximizes so- tion--prom. While countless refer- cial distancing as well as allowing ences have been made comparing for a more complex configura- high school to a maze, this time tion for the maze itself. With six it will become reality when the entrances and one main hub, the clear plexiglass dividers soon to maze splits off into dozens of be featured in all MHS classrooms corridors perfect for spending are used to create the first ever time with friends and getting lost social distancing maze for Prom in, while still remaining socially Night 2021. distanced. “The corridors will Amid environmental con- create a sound tunnel similar to cerns about the excess waste woodwind instruments,” Mr. produced by the new plexiglass Nobles added, “which will create FATIMAH KHAN/THE GLOBE dividers, the administration a dance floor that isn’t confined to decided to reuse the plexiglass for just one place.” perfect backdrops for all of your influencers attending the festivi- parallels we’ll see unfold under their festive fun house. “There’s The school has also an- photo op needs. A majority of ties. the stars on this special night. only so many uses one can have nounced they’re cutting back funds have instead been devoted With an idea seemingly taken Remember to stay safe, keep your for mass amounts of plexiglass,” on the photo booth and other to purchasing hundreds of yards straight from the plot of the Maze mask on, and if you get lost, you’ll said Mr. Nobles, the architecture expenses, citing that the warped, of LED lights to create a colorful Runner series, we can only hope find your way out at some point. teacher who helped create the transparent walls will provide atmosphere perfect for any and all that’s the last of the dystopian

New History of Mamaroneck Class Option ‘Excites’ Students This new riveting history elective will be available to students starting fall 2021 and is sure to be a hit.

this course as well. With the help By KIRA WALTER of a new textbook published by the Larchmont Historical Soci- With spring practically here, a ety just this year, students will lot is taking place at Mamaroneck have the opportunity to observe High School. Vaccines are in the old yearbooks, classic Starbucks process of being distributed, containers, early fidget spinners, students have shifted away from and other artifacts of old Ma- hybrid learning, and exams once maroneck. All knowledge will be seemingly far in the distance are tested in a final report on how to only a month away. Still, we can’t improve our town at the end of forget that there are some final the year. decisions to make. For juniors and When first informed about sophomores, this means choosing the exciting new course option which courses they want to take as available here, students imme- upperclassmen. As schedules are diately got excited. Upon being being set, it is imperative that we asked to express her enthusiasm take a new course into consider- for the class, Junior Maya Gadlin ation. responded, “That’s an option? The History of Mamaroneck LOL, sounds lame.” Meanwhile, has never been offered at the High Marissa Lazarus was eager to School before but, rumor is, it will CAITLYN CARPENTER/THE GLOBE consider it a potential addition to be here for many years to come. The Mamaroneck Harbor - a centerpiece of Mamaroneck’s history. her senior year education. “I love It is a full year class that covers boring and easy classes,” she said. everything to happen in this town farming, fishing, lumbering, and ics. (It appears that they now Additionally, the class is “And History of Mamaroneck fits from John Richbell’s arrival here milling businesses now complete resort to Florida instead). Mean- taught by iconic A.P. U.S. History the mold.” Other students who in 1661 to all the legendary feuds with overpriced restaurants, lavish while, in the 20th century, we teacher Craig Goldberg, who, expressed glee at the prospect that take place between concerned boutiques, mini-markets, and a may study how Boston Post Road upon being asked which classes of this new course were quick to parents via NextDoor Larchmont. surprising number of hair salons. became such a treacherous place juniors should take during their contact counselors and make their The class offers an enriching During the 19th century, it is fasci- to drive with postwar traffic and senior year, responded, “Just take interests known. We may live in a experience as we see this town nating to observe how a simple the addition of our high school what you like.” His sarcastic jokes tiny town yet its past is rich with transform into the 18th century, town grows into a luxurious sum- to accompany it. It’s an expansive and interesting anecdotes will pair secret treasures. It’s never too late the streets once occupied with mer residence as New York City’s course and will completely change uniquely with some of the pri- to excavate them. elite flee polio and other pandem- your perspective on our village. mary sources being studied during