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Non-profit Org. FREE U.S. Postage Pazd TUESDAY Newark, DE Permit No. 26 Volume 122, Number 21 250 Student Center, University a~ Delaware, Newark, DE 19716 November 14, 1995

T_he players may not have been the only losers Saturday University asks state gov't for$87.2M The annual budget request for fiscal year 1997 is4 percent more than last year

BY KRISTIN COLLINS the state wi ll give at least as much as Adminislrtllh·e Nt!W.'i Editor th e previous year, and asks the DOVER - The university made its university to present only the special first play in th e annual budget game Jines increases they are seeking. Thursday, aski ng the state for a total The uni versity's requests for of $87.2 million in o perati o ns special lines increases, whi ch do no( funding for fiscal year 1997. include the general operations sum, Administrators expect the school were divided into four areas : to receive an approx imate 4 percent sc holarships, teaching, research and - or $3.4 million - increase over service to the community and state. last year's state funding. The requests must be prioritized Senior Vice President David because the state rarely gives Hollowell said there is more reason everything the to be optimi stic thi s year because the univers it y asks state normally predicts an increase of for, and a THE REVIEW I A li sa Colley only 3 percent. What's more, for the specific amount During Saturday's march of the brigade, Delaware mascot YoUDee steals a cap from a Navy midshipman, an act first time the state budget office of increase mu t viewed by a majority of the booing crowd as a glaring faux pas. The ceremony took place prior to the Veterans Day asked the university to s ub mit be requested for Delaware-Navy football game, the Hens' first loss of the season. funding requests for an additional 2 each program. percent, in case they are able to give The top a 6 percent increase. budget priority "We' re hoping there's a little w a s more money to send o ur way thi s scholarships, for Roselle year," Ho ll owell said. "but we' re not w hi ch they taking it to the bank yet." requested a $298.800 increase. Of Dole dogs Delaware, favors New Hampshire State funding composes that s um . $100 ,000 will go to approximately 20 pe rcent of the scholarships for women· s athletics. university budget. Hollowell said the President Davi d P. Roselle said in Only 4 of 10 Republican presidential candidates will visit the First State for the primary amount has fallen from about 33 his presentation to the state budget percent because of the state's fai lure BY DEREK HARPER Delaware is at the losing end of H am p sh ire primary. The announcement, Merrill gave his director that the university was to keep up with inflation and National/Stare Neu s Ed /lor an ongoing skirmish with New govern or of New H ampshire, official support to the Dole attempting to comply with Title IX , university expansion. Sen. Bob Dole has become the Hampshire over the timing of the Stephen Merrill, had complained campaign . The Manches ter which requires equal athletic Hollowell said most of the state's latest in a growing field of primary. about the date of D e laware's Union Leader reported his money is used for general see BUDGET page A9 Republican presidential Dole's announcement annoyed voting, claiming New Hampshire support came with a promise by operations, which means_ it is given candidates who have forsaken many local po litical figures who needs a full week to ensure their Dole not to enter into the to the universit) in a lump sum with campaigning in Dclawarc· s Feb. do not like DelawaTe being st::1t1; " •' r;.··t primary of the Delaware primary. Ri <.:Is denies no mandated use. The uni versity 24 presidential primary in favor unappreciated as an earl y pre ~,de r,u,, <~m pm gn . this. uses this mo ney mostly for of New Hamp hire 's Feb. 20 p nmary. New H aP1pshire state officials .. That is absolutely false ," Student professors ' salaries a nd gene ra l pnmary. " I think Delaware will be a have "'id th, y would not support Rivers said ... There is no deal instructional support. Wedne day·s announceme nt place that you really need to a candi date that campaigned between Dole and Merrill. Do le This year, the general operati ons put Dole ( R - Kan . ) in the win," said Basil Battaglia, state here, s..ty ing they have a tradition has not campaigned in Delaware, stabbed on request amounted to $70.5 million. company of three other Republican chairman. He said to uph o ld that goes back 75 has not a ppeared in Delaware, The university must s how a Republicans who ha\'e said they the s tate has a diverse mix o f years. and Merrill's endorsement has pecific need for any extra money wi II not campaign in the state people from around the country "New Hampshire has pledged nothing to do with that." Academy and explain in its proposal which when Delaware holds its first who have s uccessfully voted for to keep their primary first in th e Neither s tate can offer much in programs, call ed special lines, A 20-year-old male universi ty presidential primary next year. the winner of every presidential nation. Now, you can take that the overa ll reckoning of require thi s addi ti onal funding, student was stabbed while walking Additionally , Dole has n ot contes t si nce 1948. whatever way you want to," said delegates. Of the I ,98 1 wh ich comprises $ 10.2 mi Ilion of past the Academy Street basketball filed in the s tate to be on the Delaware 's primary IS Jim Rivers. Gov. M e rrill 's press Republican delegates, Delaware thi s year's request. courts early Saturday morning, ballot and will not be on th e scheduled to be the second in the se<. retary. has only 12 , or 0.6 percent of the Hollowell said the board assumes according to Capt. Jim Flatley of On the same d ay as Dole ' s primary ticket in February. nat io n, four days after the New see DOLE page A8 Universi ty Police. According to Flat ley. at approxi mate ly I :20 a.m. the victim was walking a lo ne past the UMass basketball courts when he heard running footsteps behind him. He watched a male suspect pass We'll be him and then fe lt a pain in his upper speech arm, Flatley said. As the uspect walked away, the victim realized he there for TV, was bleeding. proposal The victim proceeded to the corner of Amstel Avenue and hanging out Orchard Road where he encount ered three passers-by who notified under fire police. he said. The victim was transported to and java Christi ana Emergency Room with BY PHILIP SHOZDA an apparen t knife stab wound, Sran Reporter Flatley said. A proposal at the University of With a 40% lead, 'Friends' . ' . Po li ce gave the fo llowing Mas achusetts at Amherst designed - surprzse, surprzse - zs description of the suspect: a 6-foot to b roaden protection agai nst white male with a thi n build and hara s ment has been criti cized as the university's favorite straight brown hair. The uspect was unconstitutional and stining of free wearing a red sh irt and jeans at the peech. BY MATT MANOCHIO Adminisrmtivt! News Ediror time of the incident. If adopted. the policy, written by a The TV lo unge in the basement of Police a re continuin g to graduate student collective Sypherd Hall reeks of pizza buried deep in investigate the incident. bargaining unit and a small group of admini s trato rs, would expand the carpet. This is where about I 0 students THE REVIEW I Dominic Savini have gathered to watch their favorite show, "Friends'' dea ls with s tx fl ock to, "The Simpsons .. is o ne of the -Amanda Talley existing federal definitions of those "Friends." twentysomethings who Jive in New York favorites. who could seek punishment against City and go through the trials and trouble The show captured about 30 percent o f harassment. When "Friends"' Ross and Rachel finally .------INDEX ----. of life together. To pping o ut a t number th e most popular show vote around campus, According to the proposal, which locked lips. college students across the Campus Calendar ...... A2 seven on the Nielsen Chart. it is one of the mostly because of its sarcastic humor and was drawn up by UMass' Graduate nation watched with undivided attention. Police Reports ...... A2 most watched shows on TV and has even satire on American culture. Employment Organization, the new People barricaded themselves into their World ews ...... A3 rooms and refused to talk. Take-out orders logged its way into an Internet newsgroup. "The Simpsons pokes fun at Americans," guide lines would penalize "any Ediroriai ...... A I 0 were placed. Schoolwork was a distant Dr. Elizabeth Perse, professor of said Bruce Mackay (EG SO), a native of conduct which hinders free Comics ...... B5 memory. People all over campus ended up communication, explained the philosophy Scotland. " I can relate to it because I am participation of any member of the Classified ...... B6 talking about it the next day. networks use when dealing with younger non-Ameri can. 'The Simpsons' has a way of Sports ...... B 12 The various sitcoms and dramas that viewers. making fun of the way the United States absorb the nation on a weekly basis simply "Networks like dealing with Generation commercializes everything. They want ---Also inside: --- See editorial on page 10. enthrall students. X," she said. "Friends" is appealing because everything bigger, better and faster and they Women in Jaw ...... A 7 Locally, about 50 university students it resembles a student's living envi ronment, don' t care whose feelings they hurt in the New church ...... A3 such as a dorm room or apartment, she said. process." University community in the system were interviewed and asked about the one All of the st udents who watch the show "ER," the fast-paced hospital drama, is Smoke our...... A6 of free inquiry and expression at the show they would risk missing open-heart · agreed it appeals to them because of the also popular with students, rounding out the Rugby ...... A3 University." surgery to watch. " Friends" led the poll s humor it presents. third spot of most-watched shows. The GEO's li st would offer with about 40 percent. "In 'Friends,' th ings always work out," "ER" grips you," Perse said. "Men desire protection on grounds of citizenship, " We ' ve all had the same type of said David Mandelbaum, a psychologist in action in a program and women want to see culture, HIV status, language , experiences with relationships and dating," said Terry Magee (AS JR), in reaction to Wilmington who also enjoys watching the drama. 'ER ' has both of these along with a parental status, political affiliation or Ross and Rachel's encounter. The feelings show. '"Friends' -s hows activities that continuous story line." belief, and pregnancy status. explored by this circle of friends, not much college students usually go through, such as Also, the characters on the show are in GEO negotiator James Delle said older than the students at the university, hits working together, living together and their early thirties, which has appeal to the the policy is not a "speech code" but ho me with students who may be hanging out,'' he said. " A student cou ld yo unger generation, Perse said. an '·anti-intimidation" code designed ex periencing the same feelings with their think, ' maybe this will happen to me. "' "Networks try to target young audiences," to protect what he understands are own group of friends. Among the other shows students tend to Fourteenth Amendment rights to see TV page A 7 equal individual access to law. lndian Student Association, page AS see UMASS page AS

\ • ~-A2. T H E REVIEW . November 14, 1995 A star is born: scientists witness creation of stars with Hubble BY LEO SHANE ill we're gelling rid of a lot of the generalities called pho toevaporatlon. Thi s is when Researchers said one of criti cal bits of surrounding stars forming nearby, cutting Staff Reporter and replacing them with s pecific ultrav io let light fro m large, nearby stars information the pictures have given them is off that 'star's "food suppl y" of gases. If the Clouds of gas 7,000 light years away are information." heats the gas along the surface of the EGGs, clues about the rate at which stars grow. photoevaporation eliminates too much of the makin g scientists on this planet feel light­ NASA announced in a recent press burning it away layer by layer and revealing Until now, scient ists said they were gas surrounding a new star, the star will headed. conference that researchers discovered stars what is hidden underneath. unsure what limited the accumulation of cease to expand or not even form . Astronomers are excited by the new forming inside of large evaporation gaseous mass and expansion of stars. Isolated star The information discovered from the pictures of interstellar gas pillars in the globu les (EGGs). The EGGs are large growth is often uninhibited; if neighboring pictures, Shipman said, is not limited to far Eagle Nebula, taken by the Hubble Space pocket s of gas so dense they often collapse stars are not close enough to affect them, away galaxies. Te lescope. These photos have given into themselves because of their weight. IScience &Technology I stars grow until nu clear fu sion in their core " It 's like being in a mystery novel," said astronomers new information about ho w Thi s collapse is the firs t ste p in the halts growth. Shipman. " If we find informati on about the tars a re fo rmed , said Henry Shipman, formation of a star, which accumulates mass The stars seen by the Hubble Telescope, forming of planets around stars, it could be astronomy professor. and expands. Shipman said the pictures have given however, grow only to a certain size before the most important clue of all. "The quest for our origins is one of the Researche rs said the newly born stars sc ie nti sts a signifi cant amount of ne w photoevaporation limits further growth. If a " This discovery won't answer most basic questions in science," Shipman found in the Eagle ebula became visible to information, but it will take a while before nearby star emits a great deal of ultraviolet everything," Shipman said, " but it is an said . "Every o ne is excited because now the Hubble Te lescope through a process they can determine exactly what it means . li ght, researchers said, it burns away gases important clue in answering our questions." Prof first Judicial system scrutinized American after complaints of unfairness BY VANESSA ROTHSCHILD about judicial review. the current system. to receive Staff Reponer "I was also concerned about th e "Rationale tries to determine the A task force organized by the extraordinary level of activity in the purpose of the system as well as look university in September to review system," he said . at suggestions for improvement," UK award the judicial system as a result of He explained there have been a · Lawson said. student complaints will reconvene in number of incidents repo rted and · While Smith thinks the current December to recommend changes in that they occur throughout campus. judicial system is fai r and "one of Robert H. Wood's the system. Since they have taken place on this the better systems in the country," he research on salt The review began in early largely residential campus, Smith created the tas k force to address September after several reports were said , that may explain the high student concern s. solutions brings him made last year and, according to volume of judicial cases. Smith At this point, Smith said, he has recognition · Assistant Dean of Students Nancy added that the incidents most "no reason to believe the system is Ge ist Giacomini , a question frequently documented are alcohol not fair." He explained, however, concerning the fairne ss of the related. tha t o ne o f the task force sub­ BY STEVE GIVENS di sciplinary system was rai sed. Smith, who was initially committees will be comparing their Stuff Reponer "It's kind of a neat committee; it responsible for th e review, appointed c urrent system to those at other It's the scientific equivalent is made up of students, faculty and Director of Residence Life Cynthia universi ti es. of winning the Cannes Film staff," Gi acomini said. She Cummings to chair the task force. According to Smith, the task force Festival. explained that the task force is split " Smith has established a new has had several meetings and is A university c hemistry and into several sub-committees. Each mission for Stude nt Life," " well along with the deliberations.'' biochemistry professor sub-committee looks at a different Cummings said . Smith established The task force wi II report their recentl y got to step into to the part of the system, she said. the task force out of a desire to be findings to Smith for the first time in lim.elig ht of European Vice President for Student Life fair to all st udents, she said. The December, he said. The results will academic acclaim. Roland M. Smith said as a result of review is a "way of bringing student th en be s hared with the Faculty Professor Robert H . W ood last semester's Dionne Daisey (AS organizati ons together," she said, Senate and uni ve rsity admini stration. was the first Am er ic a n JR) uproar, many black students since many groups are involved in "We will have broad discus ion selected by the Royal Society questioned the fairness of th e the task force. and delibera tion about it of Chemistry in Engla nd to be j udi c ia l sy tern. The situation The tas k force wi II determine the recommendations," he said, although the R .A. Robinson Memo ri a l occurred when Dai sey was stre ngths a nd weaknesses o f the it is not guaranteed they will make Lecturer. threatened fo r expressing her anger current system, Smith explained, and th e c ha nges th e task force The award ho nors scienti sts over the display of a confederate flag will reco mme nd c ha nges if reco mmends. who do research o n sa lt in front of Kappa Alpha fraternity necessary. Cummings added that while a solution s and the ir chemical house. Bill Lawson, c hairm a n o f the report will be made to Smith in properties. "That was one of the issues that philosophy depa.t1ment , is a member December, it is more of a progress W ood said he was cho e n to surfaced," Smith said , ma4ntaining of th e task force. Hi s sub-committee report. "I don' t expect to give a full be the recipient because of his that several o ther issues brought is designed to look at the rationale of report until mid-spring." experi ments with salt solutions a t high Courtesy of Public Relations/Jack Buxbaum temperatu res. Chemistry professor Robert H. Wood was the first American ''I am ex tremely honored," selected by the Royal Society of Chemistry in England to be the Wood said about being named R.A. Robinson Memorial Lecturer. Fourth Republican challenges Biden the recipient. BY MAUREEN BERESTECKY about the burden the national debt tanding young men with good The R.A. R obi n son award , Staff Repont'r poses for our children. A child today ideas," but that they simply lack the g i ve n every two yea r s, i s avoided if it were possible to " H e is one of the smartest Raymond J. Clatworthy, a Dover is born $18,000 in debt, according to involvement and experience that •named after a pioneer in the predict and contro l the p eo pIe around,'" B r i II said. businessman with a mil itary Clatworthy. Inte re st inc luded, the come with age. ·tudy of sa lt so lut ions who chemistry th a t cau ses the " H e ha s high standards a n d background, declared his number climbs to $177,000 over 18 "When I was 31 or 32 'year old, 1 lived in Southeast Asia, W ood corrosion. gives good critical analysis 10 Republican candidacy fo r th e U.S. years. was not prepared to tackle said. W ood joined the universit y his work.'" Senate Nov. 7. "Thi s is wrong to do to o ur something like this," Clatworthy The original purpose of the faculty in I 957 after receiving The award that Wood s I S Clat wonhy. 51, said he has a very children," Clatworthy said. said. "I have g rown children, and · award was to .inspire work in his bachelor's degree from honored with was created different perspective on issues than Since Delaware is full of business I've worked o n hospital boards, the stud y of salt sol utio ns in California In s titute of when R obinson, u pon hi s Sen. Joseph Biden (D- Del.). and industries, Clatworthy said he Eng land and Southeast Asia, Techno logy. ·He received hi s d ea th , left hi s money to a education boards and veteran "Thi s is not goi ng to be a bitter believes that th e businessmen will he said. which is why th e doctorate at the Univers ity of coll eague who turned it over board s." He said this experience got war," Clatworthy said. "We simply throw their support to him. nomination of ho n o rees was Califo rnia at B e rke ley. to th e R oya l Society of him prepared fo r wo rking in the have very different fundamental "They want one of th eir own ," public arena. restricted to those areas. Fe ll ow c hemistry professor .Chemistry, he said. be liefs.'" Clatworthy said . " They want This year was the first time Thomas Brill described W ood The society then established Clatworthy feels th at the people Running against someone with someo ne who unders tand s th eir the award was given without as a pioneer in the field of the R. A. Robinson M emorial want a ci ti zen legislator and not thermodynamics . L ecturer A ward. Biden' s impress ive political record problems and can take action to fix someone who has made a career out rega rd t o the country of may see m ri s ky fo r a po litica l them:· residence, W ood sa id , Brill explained that sa lt The winner r ece 1ves a of politics. novice like Clatworthy, but he said Clatworthy moved to Dover after a lthough he was not s ure why so luti o n experiments medal. a reward of 500 " When I get up in front of he is not worried. serving fi ve years in the M a rine the R oyal Society decided to conducted a t hi gh pounds sterlin g and the everyone, my bacon is on the line ," ''I'd reall y rathe r be in my Corps. He has set up businesses in ma'ke the c hange. temperatures are h a rd to chance to give a lecture in · Clatworthy said. "We can whine a.tld position than like someone with hi s the areas of real estate, restaurants, Hi s s tud ies examined the control, which makes front of the Royal Society , compl ain about problems, or we can voting record to uphold,'' and radio and financial services. corrosive effects sa ltwate r obtai nill g accurate data W ood sa id. get together and do something about Clat worthy said. There are three other Republicans olutions have on metals. difficult. W ood was flown to Eng la nd i l." Biden is one of the top I 0 biggest seeking th e Senate no minati o n. The effects of those D espite that fact , Wood has and delivered the lecture in J o hn Clatworthy, 25 , fiscal spenders on budget and he has Colin Bonini, a state senator from o lution s causes corrosion of been ab le to produce precise fro nt of the Royal Chemical Clatworthy's son, said th at hi s father voted against a balanced budget two Dover, Vance C. Phillips, a Laurel ' water heaters a nd pipes in result s with hi s high S ociety in Sheffield o n Sept. has been preparing for th is race for o r three times in th e pas t. farmer, and Wilfred Pl omi s, an o il homes, W ood aid. Th a t temperat ure experiments, 6. the past five years. Clatworth y, a fi scal conservative, and gas industry consultant fr o m corrosion costs taxpayers $ 1.5 which is what bro ug ht him to W ood said hi s lec ture, " My father has a deep concern said Biden recently voted in favor of Brandywine Hundred, are all vying · billion per year. the R oyal Society's a ttenti o n , which detailed hi s that America is not the same country a balanced budget because he was for the seat. H e sa id the cost could be Bri 11 said. experiments and their he grew up in ,'' J ohn said. "'H e up for re-election. Clatworthy said he thinks the wants to make a difference.'" Clat wo rthy said he is worried other candidates are all " fin e, up- .. Campus Calendar ------=-·Police Reports-- BATHROOM FIRE AT RODNEY opened and protective bars were pried MISSING CHILD FOUND PTTP TO PERFORM IN AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL .DINING HALL back, resu)ting in $150 in damages , FRIDAY EVENING - HARTSHORN HALL TO MEET IN SMITH HALL A fire bro ke o ut in the first floor police said. . A 3-year-old boy was found at the PTTP will perform Eric Amnesty International will host bathroom a t the Rodney Dining H a ll According to police, change had been mtersection of Willa and Lehigh roads O vermyer's " On The Verge" at a meeting in 201 Smith Hall at 9 Friday, according to Capt. Jim Flatley removed from the cash register and by two residents of P ark Place 7~30 p .m. o n Wednesday and p .m . on Tues day. For more of University Po li ce. additional money removed from another Apartments Friday evening Newa rk Thursday in Hartshorn Hall. information, call 837-6450. The fire was ignited in a trash can location. in the store. Police said. ' ·· Three PTTP alumni will be and c a u sed s moke to filter into -the Nothing else appeared to be removed According to police, residents featured in a benefit show, dining hall, he said. o r damaged, police said. wrapped the child in a blanket because " Broadway Melodies," at 7:30 SPRING REGISTRATION According to Flatley, the trash can he ~ppeared to be cold, and called the p.m . on Tuesday in Hartshorn BEGINS THURSDAY was taken outside and the fire was FIR ES IGNITED BY pollee. H al l. Tickets are $35 and Reg istration for Spring extinguished. MISCHIEVOUS YOUTHS After a 90-minute search of the reservations a re required. For Semester begins Thursday . Two unknown yo uths set fire to a surrounding area to determine if anyone mote information, call 831-2204. Students' advisers schedule NEWARK MAN ATTACKED bush outside McDonalds on Main Street knew the boy, he was taken to the request forms are due to the ON MAIN STREET and s tarted a fire in a laundry room at Newark Police Department where RESEARCH ON WOMEN registrar in the Student Services A Newark man was assaulted by two Colonial Garden Apartments on East off1cers contacted Family Services who LECTURE OFFERED IN Building by Dec. 1. · unknown suspects early Friday morning Main Street Friday morning, Newark beg_an looking for an emergency shelter, • STUDENT CENTER behind CVS on Main Street, according Police said. pollee satd. Karen Bauer, assistant director ADAM SANDLER TO to Newark Po lice. According to police, a McDonalds' However, at 2:30a.m., 911 received a oi· in s titutional research a nd PER FORM AT THE BOB The victim, Joseph Long, was treated employee ran outside and saw the two phone call from an alarmed pa rent who planning, will present her lecture, Former Saturday Night Live at the Christiana Hospital Emergency boys flee from the scene. stated her child was missing. "Personal Perceptions of Graduate comic, Adam Sandler, will Room fo r contusions to the head and Shortly after that incident, a fire was Pohce said the woman told them she Student Sexual Harassment," in perform at the Bob Carpenter face and released the same morning, reported at Colonial Garden put her child to bed at 8:30p.m. and she • .UJe Ewing Room of the Perkins Center at 8 p.m. on Thursday . police said. Apartments, police said. went to bed at I I :30 p .m . However, : Student Center at 12:20 p .m. on Tickets are $20 for the public, $15 Accordin g to police, Long was A small amount of recently-burnt w~en her husband returned home to the ~ Wednesday. For more for unive rsity faculty and $10 for unable to identify his attackers and paper was found on the floor of the unit block of Shaull Drive from work, t information, call 831-8474. full-time university students. For police interviews were unsuccessful in laundry room in Building G , police he found that the child was missing. \ ticket informat ion, call UD I­ determining the names of the suspects. sajd. ~ Po_llce determined the boy reported as : C~REER WOR KSHO PS HENS. According to police, an officer miSS ing was the same child found by ~ OFFERED IN RAUB HALL BURGLARY AT PATIO PIZZA searched the area in his police vehicle t~e Park Place residents earlier that ~ " How to Find a Job in - compiled by Lisa /ntrabartola Unknown s ubjects broke into Patio and on foot, but was unable to locate n1ght. The child was returned to his ~ Business" will be offered in Raub Pi"zza on Main Street early Friday the suspects, who were described as parents, police said. ' Hall at 2 p.m. on Wednesday. morning and sco le an undisclosed teen-age males wearing down Eagles ~ ·'Resume I" will also be offered amount of cash, accordin'_:r to Newark jackets and black pants. -compiled by Angela Andriola ~ 1n Raub Hall at 3:30 p.m. on Police. ~ Wednesday. For more The rear window of Patio Pizza was -l ntormation, call 831-8479.

'I t • November 14, 1995 • THE REVIEW. A3 World You win one game, you lose one game News For the first time since its birth 3 years ago, the women's rugby Summary club is among the best in the region BY LESLIE R. MCNAIR WORLDWIDE REACTION SHARP TO Sraff Reporrer NIGERIAN EXECUTIONS When the women 's Rugby Club prac ti ced JOHANNESBURG , South Africa Friday, the cold, blustery wind blasted across the Governments around the world m oved field behind Carpenter Sports Building and it dramatically Saturday to s u s p e nd or c urtai l seemed as though all of nature trembled. With the diplomatic ti es with Nigeria's repressive military speed and stamina of Olympic athletes, the club regime in angry response to the executions of nine went un affected by the howl of old man winter. minority-rights activists. For the first time since it s birth approximately The European Union's 15 natio ns and several three years ago, the women's rugby club is among other countries recalled their a mbassadors. And the best in the Mid-Atlantic region. A season of the 52-nation Commonwealth group took the determination and tenacity landed them an unprecedented step of sus pending Nigeria as a invitation to the Mid-Atlantic Rugby Football member until it complies with charter principles Union Championships in Virginia at Mary of human rights and democracy. Washington College. The almost universal condemnation of Gen. Michael McClay, fa culty advisor for women's Sani Abacha's government for hanging prominent rugby, sai d rugby clubs are organized into unions, a utho r K e n S aro-Wiwa a nd eight other Ogoni whic h are equivalent to leagues. The top two nationalists Friday despite worldwide pleas for winners of the Eastern Pennsylvanian Union, the clemency isolated the rule rs of Africa's most University of Delaware and Princeton Universi ty, populous nation. and the top two teams in the Virginia-Potomac Although the country has lurched from crisis to Union, James Madison University and Virginia crisis in recent years, the international furor over Technical Institute, faced off this weekend. the exec utions is arguably the most seriou s The University of Delaware played again st THE REVIEW I Ali sa Colley challenge to Nigeria's govern m ent since the Virginia Technical Institute Saturaday and lost 5-0 The University of Delaware women's rugby club played against Virginia Technical Institute Saturday devastating 1967-70 civil war over the but came back th e next day to defeat J ames and lost 5-0 but came back the next day to defeat James Madison University 24-7. secessionist state of Biafra. Madison University 24-7. The club is now the third But analysts said the diplomatic measures are best on the East Coast behind defending champs faced an old adversary, Princeton University. Ever since ··Hughie'· Kenny and John Carthwright, and McClay, who largely symbolic, intended to show disapproval Princeto n and second-place Virginia Technical the un iversity has had a women's rugby club, Princeton's are al l die-hard rugby aficionados. · and to embarrass the government rather than to Institute. women's rugby club has been an admirable but tough Both Kenny and Carthwright are former members of attempt to force its o usting. And for now, they "We had a good season," McClay said,"and we nemesis, she said. the Wilmington Men's Rugby Club and they volunteer said, the ruling generals appear determined and finished on a high note." Team co-capt ain Alli so n Melville (HR SR) has been what free time they have to the women's rugby club. capable of weathering the bitter storm. Club President Julie Green (PE SO) said team with the club since its inception nearly three years ago. Phil Piper (AS JR) is a member of the men ' s rugby In the most dramatic action Sat urday, the effort has been one of the most important and She said she was confident in the club's ability to ri se to club. and he said that there is a regular support system Commonwealth voted to suspend Nigeria from integral philosophies of the tightly knit group. the occasion and do well. between the two clubs. membership and warned it might be expelled if it "If you want to have any sort of success, you With the championship over. the women's rugby club Member,s of the men's rugby c lub regularly attend the does not restore democracy and release political have to be very fam il y ori ented," she said . "That's is now on haitus until the spring when they wil l play women's practices to share strategies and skill s where pnsoners. what we've done this year. You have to reall y be games against schools outside th e Eastern Pennsylvanian needed. able to come together as a team." Union. 'They're always doi ng whatever they can to help us, so SERBS SIGN AGREEMENT TO RETURN Green said the level of excitement among the Team member Laura Houle (AS SO) said a big pan of we do what we can to help them,'' Piper said . REGION TO CROATIA team was inexpressible this weekend because they the team's success can be attributed to coaches Hugh W ASH1NGTON - In a major breakthrough that U .S. officials say boosts the chances of a peace settlement throughout the former Yugoslavia, rebel Serbs signed an agreement with Croatia Sunday to return the Eastern Slavonia region, Legislation may IFC passes second which was seized by the Serbian dominated Yugoslav army at the beginning of the war. A U.S. official said key details of the agreement restrict gifts were worked out in face-to-face negotiations fraternity party between Serbian President Slobodan Milosevic and C roatian President Franjo Tudjman in the to Congress Balkan peace talks near Dayton , Ohio. The guest policy agreement itself, however. was concl uded BY CHAD MOROZ between local negotiators in the Croatian town of Staff Reportt:r Erdut. As early as next week the House could vote on Brothers are required to print and distribute a The agreement provides for a tran s itional a proposal introduced by U.S. Rep. Michael Castle period of up to two years duri ng which the region, (R-Del.) that would limit the amount of money set number of invitations prior to parties members of Congress could receive from Castle which was the scene of exceptionally heavy BY COLLEE ' MCCREIGHT on them. lobbyists. fighting in the fall of 1991 , will be administered ski trips. is prohibited. Staff Reporter Werde said the guest li st policy In July , the Senate unanimously passed that by the internatio nal community. It also includes "Too many people in this country think th at The Inter-Fraternity Council reall y didn't help identify people in proposal- known as the "gift ban bill"- to ban guarantees designed to protect the interests of the lobbyists and special interest groups have the passed its second proposal this year emergencies. but simply narrowed gifts as well as to strengthen lo bbyi st reform local Serb minority. upper hand when it comes to influencing members in an attempt to create a workable down the possibilities of who was at requirements, according to Kristin ol t, Castle's The planned return of Eastern S lavonia resolves of Congress," Nolt sa id. 'The time has come to fraternity party guest policy, Inter­ parties. press secretary. the sole remaining territorial dispute between end the problem and clear up the perception." Fraternity Council President Bill According to Wenle , the new One of th e requirements clarifies that an Croatia and Serbian-led Yugoslavia and paves the The gift ban law would also ban lobbyi sts' gifts Werde (AS SR) said. · invite system will make individual has a right to petition the govern ment way for the two countries to establish diplomatic and meals to members and offices, olt said. The new policy, instated on Nov. identifications easier because the without infringing upon his or 'her right to relations with each other. It also was viewed by The Lobbying Disclosure Reform Act defines a 6, requires brothers to print and policy '·encourages brothers to have participate in grassroots activities, Nolt said. U.S. officials as an essential precondition for a lobbyist as any individual who expects to receive di stribute a set number of invitations people in the house they know." The gift ban proposal was enacted with the help comprehensive B alkan peace settle ment and the or does receive a total income of more than $2.500 prior to parties. The number of In addition, the new invite system of a bipartisan panel, which is a group of lifting of the United Nations trade embargo and whose total expenses are expected to, or do invitations is established according will be more in accordance with Republican and Democrat representatives who against Yugoslavia. exceed $5,000, she said. to the c ity of Newark's maximum FIPG guidelines. We rde said, work together to reform the way Congress "I think we have experienced the start of the Many of the gifts, given by lobbyists, include occupancy limits for each house. because o nl y frate rnity emblems, conducts its business, she said. end of the war in the ex-Yugoslavia," U.N. tickets to events, trips and charitable contributions. Wcrde said . not adverti sement s, wi II appear on mediator Thorvald Stoltenberg told reporters in Since the introduction of this proposal June 28, Gifts from people other than lobbyists are also The replaced policy, instated last the invite . Castle has proposed other reforms with the help of Erdut following the conclusion of the peace deal. prohibited, Nolt said, except if the gift is a meal, March. required non-G reeks to go to "The invite system before was that panel, ca lled the Bipartisan Reform Team. personal hospitality on the premi ses of an the house of the party they planned c loser to an o pen-party system,'' According to Nolt, Castle said, "I am proud to NOSTALGIA FEEDING COMMUNIST individual or a contribution to a legal defense fund. to attend and sign their names and Werde sa id . " It wa n ' t easy to join with my Democrat and Republican colleagues COMEBACK According to Susanne Smith, Sen . Joseph social sec urity numbers on a guest account for who had invites because and say that while we are from different parties MOSCOW If Russ i a n Communists, Biden 's press assistant, Biden (D-Del.) said he is li st. people would s how up without and parts of the country, we are united by a nationalists and forces hostile to current political very supportive of the gift ban law. In addition, Greek students were them.'' common goal: we believe in c le aning up and economic p o licies s torm 10 v ictory in Although university political science and issued sti ckers which wou ld allow The new system is significantly Congress.'' elections next month and take control of the international relations professor Mark Huddleston the m ad mittance to fraternity different, Werde said, '·in that .it The gift ban bill cleans up Congress by parliament, as is widely projected , it wi ll be said he thinks the ban is a good idea, he sa id he parties. limits the distribution of invites to restricting the following: largely because of the politics of nostalgia. doesn't be li eve it will pass through Congress. Tha t po li cy had replaced the brothers." • An annual limit of $100 in total gifts from any That spells trouble For the self-proclaimed Some of the other re forms of the bipartisan long- time tradition of distributing ''People won ' t be coming to th e one source to a member of Congress or staff forces of reform. While Russia ' s second free panel include reducing the franked mail budget. an unlimited number of invites houses for invites anymore,'' Werde member. leoislativeo elections are five weeks away, public- which would ban the trans fer of office expense or through brothers and at th e houses said, which will help eliminate the •I ndividual gifts, includ in g entertainment and opinion polls and political analysts suggest that clerk hire funds into franked mail, e na cting them se lves. stereotype that on ly attractive meals, may cost no more than $50. parties hostile to free markets, civil liberties a nd lobbying reform measures. and reduc in g " Ba icall y th e guest li st system freshman girls can get invites. • Free travel to events, including charity golf and the West will increase thetr already-considerable campaign contributions. was to ta ll y imprac ti cal.·' Werde Di stribution of invites by brothers strenothe in the 450-seat Duma, or lower house of said. alone will also eliminate problems Parliament. Jeff Northey (AS JR). president at parties because attendants will be­ With President Boris Yeltsin hospitalized Fo r of Alpha Tau Omega, agreed with people the brothers know, Werde heart problems and the few remaining prominent . Werde. said. Guests will the refo re have reformists in the government a lready o n the New Ark Church " It just kinda fe ll apart,'' Northey some idea of fraternity party policy. defensive , a new parliament dominated by said of the guest li t policy. " It got " I know I' m more comfortable Communists and nationalists could slow - and hard and it got to be a pain to have knowing the people at my parties,'· attempt to reverse - the changes made so far. people come sign the lists.'· Werde aid. There is no chance that even the most comes to Main Street According to Werde, the guest On the other hand, Northey said backward-looking forces could bring back the list policy also caused ''big back-ups he feels that by printing a set Soviet Union or a command economy. Y et the BY BETH ASHBY with capital funds rai ed by church members. outside houses" while students number of invites and distributing mere attempt to roll back or retard such moves as Staff Reporter The goal of the fundraising was $200,000, waited to find their names on the them through brothers only. the size mass privatization or liberalized trade rules would The New Ark Uni ted Church of Christ is though in a little over s ix month s the lists. Those back-ups led to noise of fraternity parties will decrease. be Fraught with instability, said forme r Pnme moving to Mai n Street thi s summer, ending 15 congregation was surprised to raise $330,000, violations and other problems. "They' ll probably be a little bit Ministe;-Yegor G ai dar. years of dependence on oth er congregati ons he said. "The g ue t list system didn ' t smaller and much more exclusive:· Althouoh the economy is beginning to grow and groups for use of their buildings, the According to Susan Yetman, a 12-year really solve any problems, it just Northey said of the parties. and there ~re plenty of signs of new wealth in the congregation's pastor said. church member. the entire congregati on is created new ones,'' he said. Student reactions to the newest larger cities, not many Russians are happy with According to the Rev. Peter Wells, the !50- involved in pl anning the relocation. Dean of Students Timo thy F. policy are mixed. the course of events. Younger people, who tend to member congregation is optimisti c about the "I think people have come to realize that a Brooks said he was not surprised by ''I'm really glad they changed the be more optimistic and adaptable, are also the move. drawback of not hav ing a facility of our own the most recent change in policy. system back,'' a non-Greek student lea t likely to vote, by far. And some of the most ''I' m excited, no t so muc h that we're was that we were not able to plan our own ··very clearly in [IFC member ' ] Courtney Farina (AS SO) said. "It aggri eved people- retirees whose meager getting a place,'' Wells said, "but because of mi ssion ," she said. " We were always minds, the new policy was not makes things a lot easier." pensions barely last them the mo nth - are the where it ' s located and the potential of that dependent on other congregations and groups workable," Brooks said. Chi Omega sorority member most reliable voters, and are most likely to vote location." to do programming. The guest li st policy was in tated Debbie Mathis (BE JR) said she for the Communists. The church, founded in 198 1, will move "The congregation's hope for this facility is to help identify party-goers in case doesn\ think any of the policies into the building currently occupied by the that it will be a place where we can worship of emergencies and also to eliminate make a difference to Greeks. ISRAELI INTELLIGENCE FAILED TO Newark Senior Center. The Newark Senior and also provide space for the congregation th e vio lation of the Fraternity " Being Greek, it doesn't affect FOLLOW TIPS ON ASSASSINATION PLOT Center will be moving to Marrows Road. and community groups to do programming In s urance Purchasing Group's me either way," she aid . " We JERUSALEM - Israel's vaunted secunty service The congregation now worships at the th at wi ll be a benefit to the Newark guidelines caused by the distribution [Greeks] wouldn' t have had to sign­ suffered new e mb a rrassments Sunday · From Masonic Lodge on East Delaware Avenue, community," she said.''[ think that's what has of invites with party adverti'sements up before parties anyway.'' revelations it oot an advance tip of the plot to and leases office space from the Unitarian gotten people so excited." assassinate Pri~e Minister Yitzhak Rabin. . Universalist Fellowship church on Wi II a To keep the congregation focused on the The Shin Bet , o r internal secunty service, Road. attainment of a worship facility, Wells offered received a warning five months ago about the plot The new locati on is ideal because of rich guidance in the October newsletter. and a description of the assassm , but Faded to find o pportunities to service the Newark "I am looking forward to the months ahead, him, the service acknowledged 111 a state ment community, Wells said. The congregation is but not without some concern ," he wrote. "It Today in Sports Sunday. . di scussing programs ranging from child care will be easy for us to get so caught up in The disclosure is another blow to Shm Bet, to temporary housing for homeless families, discussions and debates and decision making The Review takes an inside, often advertised as the best in the world_, and adds he said. that we could forget where it is we want to get .. : ' to the security shortcomings revealed by the Nov. Although Wells expressed satisfaction with to. 4 assassinatio n of the prime mm1 ster. the Main Street facility, adjustments will need "We need to consciously an d inten ti onall y look at gambling at the , to be made to its structure to accommodate the keep the vision and missio n of our church ' -compiled from Th e Was hington Post/Los needs of the congregation. before us ,'· Wells said, "using it as a compass Angeles Times News Service by Da v1d A. Newsom Renovations, such as raising the roof of the ·to keep us headed in the right direction." university. See page B 11. :' room intended for worship, will be paid for ~4. THE REVIEW. November 14, 1995 a ~-faculty Senate questions ~:Conflict of interest policy

':• BY JENNIFER TALLMAN professor has a biased opinion." who has strictly good intentions. S1ajf R(puner Anderson went on to explain that Neeves is currently enrolled in one ~· . The university could possess the the relationship between the student of her father's 400-level physical "':"t:fght to restrict swdems from taking a nd professor whether education courses. Although the sses in which the professor and romantically or family oriented - course is not required for her major, udent have familial or amorous ties, allows roo m for an advantage over she said she is taking it to understand ·~cording to a new policy under other students. It could be something and learn more about her father's fie ld ft~iew in the Faculty Senate. as legitimate as receiving extra help at of interest. • . • ~ • on Nov. 6 , t h e po 1·1cy was home or as dishonest as touching up a "Ever si nce my freshman year, I've ;huroduced to the Senate after grade. wanted to see him in his profession,'' -...~ ·mmittee deliberation. The personal David Colton, president of the Neeves said. She is taking her father's ... onflict of interest policy wou ld university's chapter of the American c lass for her own personal ..... trict faculty members from serving Association of University Professors, enrichment. ~f\,evaluating roles with any kind of said that in principle, the policy is She is also taking the class as a :;;r;tnilial or amorous relationship, said consistent with AAUP guidelines. pass/fail option to avoid :-:··Margaret Anderson, vice provost. Some of these guidelines state that complications with other students and !., ·~· The conflict of interest arises when in a familial relationship, "professors grading. " I didn' t want io make it !.. student enrolls in a course taught by should neither initiate or participate in unfair for anyone else in the class," • -ajlarent or significant other. institutional decisions involving direct she said . •: ~ If a student has personal relations benefit of immediate family." Professor Robert Neeves of the .. - 'th the professor of a class required The guidelines are also specific in physical education department said he "'!Zffir degree completion. under the new personal relationships between two believes if a student pays the money THE REVIEW I A lisa Colley :• policy a department chairperson must consensual adults. In the relationship to go to classes, it is discriminatory Amateur radio, also known as HAM radio, enables anyone with a radio operating license to speak ~ e noli fied in order to make between the student and teac her, for the university to restrict them. to other people all around the world. Above, John Korman and his toys. • • ·aJternative grading measures, "faculty is expected to be of th eir Her fathe r explained, " In no :- Anderson explained. professional responsibility and to instance does the child get a break . :!iO _; Anderson said that the Senate, split avoid a conflict of favor itism or It's actually quite the opposite. It ends -.: _!ly indecision, sent the policy back to biased opinion." up being more pressure on the student .Students talk from the 'Shack' :<., the review committee for further In other words, in order to avoid to succeed." '~ ... revision and consideration. any problems down th e line , Anderson said she is concerned . . . UD's amateur radio club experiences with worldwide communication ..,.• " The heart of the poltcy IS to professors should not participate in with the appearance of fai mess to all ~ - eosure fairness," Anderson said. " It the promotion, evaluati on or grading students. "Since there isn't a grade ~ really protects the faculty members of a relative or significant other. being given," she said , " I would say BY LEANNE MILWAY said for those interested in joining up. "You do not have ... t>ef:ause that way there is no room for This policy would be effecti ng it sounds OK." Mana;tillj! News Edaor to be a li censed radio operator." ~- Dthe r students to think that the people like Mary Neeves (AS SR) It' s all about radio . SfT!all ones, big ones, homemade Korman has had hi s li cense for two years, and he ones. takes it out with little prompting. "You should always Thursday night, five guy s arc sitting around a table, carry it with you," he said. di sc ussing hand-made transmitters, what to do when the For $5, anyone can become a licensed radio operator. lights go out in the Sh ack and , of course, radios. Korman said members of the club would be glad to help Out-of-wedlock births. are up, report says This is the amateur radi o club at the university . 'those interested study for the 30-question te t. There is no music on these radios, no commercials. It There are 15 advancing levels of licensing and wi th is just people of all ages from across the world talking each one, an operator can communicate across larger and Community members debate merit of single-parent families about anything and everything. larger band widths. Club president John Korman (AS FR) said the goal of Amateur radio, unlike CB radio, is regulated by the BY OAKLAND L. CHILDERS today know nothing about taking According to Macris , the the club is for more than making contact with other radio Federal Communications Commission. "It's civilized," A.uistwu Entarainmerll Editor responsibility for their actions." number of people seeking birth operators. "Our purpose," he said, "is to maintain a Hanavin said, " more organized.'' Each li censed operator Out-of-wedlock births are According t o H arr, the contr ol services, particularly station for emergency communicati on. recruit and has a personal call sign listed in a directory. Korm an's is quickly becoming the norm in implications of the rise in single­ single ado lescents, has increased educate students, faculty and staff on becoming HAMs N3RDC. America and the rest of the parent homes has several negative considerably in the past 10 years. and wovide volunteer communication for the public." ''I'm always listening," he said. For Korman, th e world, accordin g to a Census effects. "What we begin to see Yet, solving the problem may Amateur radio, also known as HAM rad io, enables biggest thrill of amateur radio is the different people he Bureau report released Nov. 8. are the pro blems that we have not be as easy as implementing anyone with a radio operating li cense to speak to others According to the census, the today: a lack of respect and a lack government programs, Harr said. over the airwaves and allows communication with number of c hildren born to un­ of educatio n. We've lost a sense " Reform will only go so far people all around the world. "'I could make one call and get four wed mothers in the United States of shame." unless we change the way we act One of the primary uses o f amate ur radio is for has risen 30 percent in the last The issue of out-of-wedlock and gain responsibi lity for o ur emergency si tu ati ons when pho ne lin es or other forms of responses in 10 minutes." communication arc non-operable. decade, as well as 33 percent in births is one of few that isn ' t actions." -John Korman France, 46 percent in Denmark, divided by political party lines. When we s tart g iving away Chuck Hanavi n. university electronics specialist, club and as much as 50 percent in Ke v in Cerullo (AS JR), a parental respons ibility and the member and 20-year HAM operator said when Hurricane Sweden. member of the College government is a ll owed to take Hugo demolished Fl orida a few years ago all the phone has met through the radio waves. Other people, th ough, ·. In De laware. suc h births have Democrats, said he feels th e same over th at role, he said, problems lines were jammed, and HAM radio operators provided are drawn to the club for dijferent reasons. .risen fro m 25.7 percent in 1986 as H arr about the problem wi th l ike th e ri s ing rate of s ingle­ the area's sole communicati on . Club Treasurer Andrew Wi IIiam s (EG JR) said. "I , to 31.3 percent in 19 93, out-of-wedlock births. parent fami li es are inevitable. Though there has no t yet been any need to use the don' t like to talk much. I've been fixing the equipment according to a survey conducted " It 's certainly not helping," Cerullo said Americans should university HAM equipment for emergenc y purposes, and working on the computer. It 's still fun." by the Divisi o n of Hea lth a nd Cerullo said. " It is decaying our take a look at what Dr. Henry Hanavin said they have just been lucky. Another selling point of HAM radio, club members Social Services. society.·· Foster, a forme r candidate for "Last weekend. a guy call ed up on the radio from hi s say, is that it can be operated from anywhere. "You can That is a trend that some see as Others a re not as strongly U.S. Surgeon General from car after seeing a bad accident,'' Hanavin said . " He asked have a hand-held receiver," Hanavin said, "walk aro und sad and unacceptable, because it opposed to the idea of single­ Tennessee said is the solution. me to call 91 1. It happens a lot." in the woods with it and talk to Philadelphia." ·· shows a re- s h a ping of th e parent families. Martha Macris, Ce rull o said Fos ter ' s plan But the majority of time is spent hanging out with One club member, Andy Misera (EG GR). is from ',.oLradi ti onal American family. director of Planned Parenthood in in vo lves making abortion safe, other radio operators - over the airways. " I feel Germany. With his HAM license, he can call his father ·' It 's unfortunate," sa id Wilmington , said not all out-of­ legal and fair, w hile increasing someone is always li stening," Ko rman said. " I could at home - free of charge. , Thomas Harr (BE SR), president wedlock births are bad. education and job training. That make one call and get four responses in I 0 minutes." The club is trying to recruit new members because of the College Republicans. " We Macri s said Planned will he lp ease the problem of out­ Every Thursday night after the club meeting, then the group wi II be able to participate in contests and , need to stop say ing that single Parenthood's goal is to reduce of-wedlock births, he said. members go up to the uni versity HAM "shack.'' as it is field day events. , parent familie are ideal. W e ' ve that number of unintended births, " Obviously , individuals need affectionately known, a small room on the top noor of Currently, Korman is trying to organize a HAM crew .• allowed it to be no big deal." but says that some out-of­ to take responsibility for their DuPont Hall. A computer and a locked cabinet full of for a 26-mi le run on Dec. I 0. Amateur radio operator ,. The trend in s ingle-parent wedlock births are intentional. . acti ons," Cerull o said. "The role radios litter the room. Doors open onto the roof, and a are needed to stake out the route and report any injuries, families, Harr said, stems from a " Children should be wanted," of governmen t is to do for 30-foot antenna towers over the bui !ding. alert people up ahead to watch for runners and one ' lack of father figures and male Macri s s aid. " Some of those individuals what th ey cannot do Here, club members can usc the equipment to talk to person to ride in the ambulance. ·,_ -.;ole models. " It 's not just ingle c hildren [born to unwed mothers] for themselves,'' he added. other people, play with the computer interface or· just But why are they known as HAMs? The group of ~· . mother s," he said. " Many men are pl a nned and wanted." joke around. guys lets out a laugh. "I knew that one was coming," "Ail it takes is to attend one of th e meetings," Korman Hanavin said. 'The truth is- nobody knows.·· '· ' ,Local.arcade company ::: takes over rival, o o o COMING SOON 000 ·becomes third largest :-:J Pocket Change Amerzca• In c. took over ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ·more than 75 arcades Nov. 6 from Edward J. UPCOMING SPECIALS & EVEHTS IH THE IMBER lANTERN: . ' DeBartolo Corp. , an Ohio developer TUESDAY 11/14 2-For-Tuesday - Two Appetizers for the price of one!! BY CATHERINE HOPKINSON currently operates the Jolly Time A.ni.·amJI Enruurinmenr Edaor arcade in the Dover Mall...... -...... _,,, ...... _.,, ...... 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Pocket Change America Inc.. popular games, Zaben said . ,. took over more than 75 arcades Some of these hot games ri g ht FRI.- SUI TRY A CHEESY DEAL - Npv. 6 from Edward J. DeBartolo now , according to Z aben, are 11/17·11/19 a WHOLE PIZZA FOR JUST 6. 99!! Corp., a Youngstown , Ohio , M o rtal K ombat III , Tekken II, developer. Dayto na and Wrestlemania. In ...... -...... , ______,.,,. ., ...... •... .•. '·We' ve effectively doubled our addition to re g ul ar video games, : s ize," sa id Lee Zaben , a Zaben said PCA fi ll s its a rcades MOIDIY 11/20 MoNDAY NIGHT FooTBALL - Watch the excitement on the BIG SCREEN and create ~ ~pokesman .for PCA, which now with kiddie rides and skill-based your own with 1/2 Price Appetizers! , .o}Vns arcades in 30 states. The games like Skeeball...... ···············--·-··················· .. i company would not .'release The goal of the improvements ······ ·-···-·························· .. ······························-······ financial details of the deal. is to ma~e PCA's arcades appeal .. Although PCA has made to all ages. " We like to give the MONDAY 11/27 MoNDAY NtGHT FooTBALL- After your first day back from Thanksgiving stop in for our -: acquisitions in the past, the latest appearance of a family BIG SCREEN TV and lOC Buffalo Wings! ' was " the first purchase of this entertainment center, so that ages 3 to 60 fee l comfortable," Zaben -~. magnitude, " Zaben said. The Specials are for c~stomers eating in the dining room only. ~ .. company doesn' t have anything said. i.. else in the works right now, he Despite the competition faced ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 'i added. from h ome tech nology , Zaben I Corporate takeovers can be a said the arcade industry still lives good way for a com pany to because people "don ' t want to OPEN 5:30P.M. TO MIDNIGHT ·:. expand its market share without stay home all day long." engagi ng in competition , aid Another reason he cited for the !ames L . Butkiewicz, associate surviva l of the industry was th e EVERY NIGHT .-: THE AMBER ,. dean in the College of Bu iness constant arrival of new games. and Economics. "There will always be a place for SALADS • CHEESESTEAKS • PASTA • NACHOS ~ PCA probably "wanted to grow this kind of market,'' Zaben said. ... and more! 'r' without opening up new arcades,'' He added that PCA has hired a LANTERN ,, Butkiewicz said. few more people to work in its ,- None of the newly acq uired Newark headquarters, wh ich •' arcades are in Delaware, but PCA currently employs about 40. - ,,- I

( November 14, 1995 • T H E R EVIEW • AS Indian student group celebrates Hindu new year BY JODY BERWICK different talents to fight baules at his side, Staff Reporrer symbolizing "the model for unity and true About 50 members of the Indian Students success." Association celebrated Diwali, the Hindu New " We need to rely on others wi th different Year, in a colorful presemation of song, dance strengths and talents,'· Banerjee said. "I hope and dialog Sunday. after this the community feels more like getti ng Brightly dressed in orn ate costumes of their involved and working together. Not j ust the !SA, heri tage, members of the group recreated India's but the university as a whole." ex treme enthusiasm for the new year with Among the acts, four students performed a traditional dances and a fas hion show. short scenario portraying the cultural problems In their fifth annual program, the !SA gave "a encountered when Indians who come over from very li vely and very intense," sold-out, twelve­ India socially interact with those born in act performance in Pearson Hall, according to America. executi ve member Raman Battish (AS SO). "The skit had a good message," Banish said. The !SA met in the beginn ing of September "It displayed some prejudices that do exist." and divided into sections representing different There are about 300 students of Indian origi n states of India, said Neha Patel (BE JR), cultural on campus who often feel this tension, Parikh coordinator responsible for the event. The said. sections then choreographed their own acts over The !SA was formed about 20 years ago to the followi ng four weeks. unite those of Indian descent, according to "Each dance represents the diversi ty of Parikh. " II gradually expanded to where it is India," !SA Secretary Anuj Parikh (AS SO) said. today," he said. " Every movement to each dance has special During intem1i ssion, the audience was se rved significance to it." spicy Indian appetizers: somosa, pokodas, "Like the one I'm doing," said Alpesh Patel kadiouri and sev. The snack was sponsored by (AS GR), !SA treasurer. "In the state of Gujarat, India Food and Appliances of Newport, Del. it's a typical dance fo r the celebration of the The !SA's next big event will be in the spring navarati, the birth of the Hindu Prince Rama." at Holi, the festival of colors, celebrating the Neha Patel said, "We wanted the program 10 harvesting season, Parikh said. be basicall y a representation of each of the 27 'The dances were done real! y well. It went a states of India. At least, we wanted to represent lot better than last year,'' dancer Nei I Shah (EG the major states." SR) said, as he gave an account of last year's Diwali means "festival of lights" in Hindu. calamity. The audience had to be evacuated Based upon a lunar calendar. Diwali usually falls when the smoke used in the perfonnance set off at the end of October. the fire alarm. Shah said. According to legend. it is also the day that ··we worked hard,.. Parikh said . "This was the Prince Rama returned to his kingdom, and the highlight of the year for our association." THE REVIEW I Joseph Mikulas (all photos) people of India celebrated by lighting lamps. Banish said the show "was an example of Performers from the Indian Students Association !SA President Audreesh Banerjee (AS SR) what can be accompli shed when there is a celebrated Diwali, the Hindu New Year, with festive spoke of Rama' s employment of those with w mmon goal in a united group:· song and dance. Gay group Cosmopolitan club,spo nsors cultural festival organizes•

BY KEITH WINER representatives were dressed i n said. "There are a lot of students AIDS Swjj Reporter authentic clothing a n d had prepared that nobody would even know are From the hallways of the Perkins food from their nati ve coun tries . from other countries, but they are." Student C e nter, the aroma of The Interna t iona l Fo l k Danc i ng Norris s tressed the importance of fundraiser international dishes and the sound Club, whic h is open to students, organizations such as the of music from all over the world faculty and commun ity members, Cos mopolitan Club. In certain ways, BY CATHERINE NESSA filled the air on Sunday. performed var ious dances from she said, they provide a sense of Staff Reporter The university's Cosmopolitan around the world. security for foreign s tudents. Cuddly bears sent with good intention Club held their annual Festival of "We've been mak i ng a Jot of "Most of these people are away will be distributed 10 deliver hope to Nations in the Rodney Room to phone calls since t he b egi n ning of from home for the first time of their hundreds of Delawareans living with the proudly display their diverse the semester to ask org-anizations to life," Norris said. ·'They don't have HIV virus and AIDS, through the efforts backgro unds . come and join us," P h ommachanh family here and they don't know of the third annual Bear Affair. ··we are here to ce lebrate the said. anyone here. The event, held from Nov. I to Dec. I differe nt cultural diversities ·here on The Cosmopo l itan Club does " At least you know that a ll of in 1 cw Castle County, is designed to campus," said Banlusack more than ho l d festiva l s with these o t her students are going give people an opportunity to offer their Phommachanh (AS JR), president of da n cing, foo d a n d colo r fu l through the same homesickness that hope and encouragement to those the Cosmopolitan Club. "We invited exhibition s. you are,'' she said. afflicted with the disease through the gift of a newly purchased teddy bear, said all different cultural organizations "We h e lp inte rna ti o n al s tuden t s Festival participants said events atasha Ortega of the Delaware Lesbian to come and get involved in t h is." fi n d t ha t they a r e n o t alo n e o n like th is a re a positive step toward and Gay Healrh Advocates in According to Phommachanh, campus," said Pho mmach a nh, who understanding other cultures. Wilmington. some of the groups that were asked is original ly fro m L aos . "They d o "A l ot of times, people don't Ortega is a member of the support have people f rom the ir sam e c ulture understand othe r people and bad to take part in this year's festival group with DLGHA that is sponsoring things can build up," said Sarah were Hola , the Hispanic student as well as people f r o m o ther the event, and has worked closely with different c ultures h ere to support Budd, a sen ior from St. Mark's High group, th e Turkish Studen ts THE REVIEW I Joseph Mikutas its founder, Tom Daughtry, since its Association and the Korean them. Eve Nilenders (AS SR) represented School in Newark who hosted the inception. "We help the s tudents get used to tab le from Italy. "Everyone is Undergraduate Student Estonia in the Cosmopolitan Club's According to Ortega, the first Bear Organization. campu s life in America," he said. differen t, and we all have different World of Nations gala. Affair was organized in 1992 by Several of the other countries Cosmopoli t an C lub V ice personalities." Wilmington resident Daughtry, who died represented by students were Egypt, P resident Natasha Norris (EG S R ), "There are a lot of different cultures A ndy Misera (EG .GR), a German of AIDS in August of thi year. Ortega Italy, Germany, Japan, Denmark and said the festival is estimated to be in here." represe ntative at the festival, said, said Daughtry wanted more compassion Estonia as well as organizations its 15th year of exis te nce. Dressed in a traditi o nal outfit " It's always good t o know how for people with HIV in the Delaware such as UNICEF and the "[The fest ival] was j u st one of the from India, orris said a lot of the another nationality live s . The area. university ' s Foreign Student ways that we tho ught t he u niversity university ' s culture is overlooked. differences betwee n countries and ··one of his biggest thrills was giving Scholarship Services. cou ld have its c u ltures s howcased to "I don't wear this everyday," she cultures are very important." to these people," she said. Many of th e student the other s tu den t s, Norr i s sa i d. A !though the bears are donated anonymously, Ortega said participants are urged to attach an unsigned note of encouragement before dropping off a bear at any of the seven locations in Newark and Wilmington. Some include Pbnned Parenthood on East Delaware Avenue, the Shipley Grill on Shipley Street in Wilmington and the DLGHA on Delaware Avenue in Wilmington. ina Bennell, facilitator for the B.A. STUDENTS COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCE support group _sponsoring the event, has offered to collect the bears personally if people are unable to come to Planned Parenthood to drop off the bears. She MATH PROFICIENCY TEST said she encourages students to participate becau se the recipient are very grateful for the gifts. FOR M114 "They can't believe that people would be so caring about people with You may fulfill the skills requirements for_a B.A. degree HIV," she said. Jen Lerner (BE JR) of the university's by passing this proficiency test Lesbian Gay Bisexual Student Union said the event is a great idea, but the • LGBSU doe not wanr to be labeled . Lerner said that in the future the TEST WILL BE GIVEN SATURDAY, LGBSU mighr participate in the event, but that the group is wary of being associated just with AIDS. Lerner is NOVEMBER 18TH concerned that many people link AIDS with homosexuals without a second thought. TIME : 9:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. "We've donated as much as possible to the AIDS cause," she said, "but we don't wan t to focus on that roo much ." PLACE : 104 PEARSON HALL According to Ortega, Daughtry distributed 200 bears during the progran1's first year, and a larger turnout WiUie "Sunnie" Prevo Students MUST register for the test by noon Friday, is expected this year. The bears will be Graduating:ju.ne4,1992. distributed to clinics and pri vate hbmes Killed: May 28, 1992 November 17, at the Dean's Office, College of Arts & on Daughtry's birthday Dec. 15. Cleveland, OH Ortega, who has been in rhe field of Science, 102 Elliott Hall support work for those with AIDS for four years, said she sees a lot of death, and experienci ng a flip side to her career . NOTE : Students. will be required to show their student is uplifting. ''It's nice to see some happiness," she I.D. to be admitted to the exam. Students will also need to said. "One of the thi ngs I enjoy seeing is joy from these people goi ng through If you don't stop someone from driving drunk. who will? Do whatever it takes. bring a scientific calculator and a #2 pencil. some tough times." · In one Wilmi ngton clinic, Ortega said an overjoyed patient told her. "No one I i ;i l!:l•f' •:.J:i I! 3I; ;ll :~:l•}i •] ;i \'1 j •] ;u1:1 :1 has ever given me anything so precious."

'· ~~.THE REVIEW. November 14, 1995 Newark church offers alternative Christmas shopping

BY DAN CLARK According 10 Wesley Foundation King wood Church, Wesley goes 10 charities:· bazaar because "peop le have a Ass;stanl Sporr.<\ Edaor II Campus Mini s try head, the Rev. Foundation, UMC Outreach Wilson. whose ministry is a si ting chance to donate omething to , The Newark United Methodis t Laura Lee Wil son, shoppers who Commission and the United in the market. sa id donations will someone less fortunate and your Church on Main Street will hold an want to purchase a gift for someone Methodist Women, Howard said the range from $1 for child care or money is used for something Alternative Christmas M arket thi s will receive a card they can give as a Church World Service Center, SERV. tutorial supplies to a $30,000 house worthwhi Ie." weekend, but its patrons will he more gift. The card will s tate that in the which i based in ew Windsor. Md., bought for a needy fami ly. According to Keiner , market likely to bring home cards than gifts. receiver's name. supplies have been will be on hand to sell crafts. A s customers enter the market. organizers hope that sho-ppers will ,; Steve Howard , a member of purchased and sent to needy people The crafts are made by people in which raised $6.000 last year. they realize there are many way to spend NUMC 's outreach commi sion and across the world. other countries including Kenya. will be given shopping lists in which their money othe r than throu gh c:;,hair of the alternative market, said "This type of Christmas market India, Paki tan and Nicaragua. All they can mark off the items they wish traditional gift giving. instead of purchasing a· material gift gives more meaning to a gift we the money raised wi II go back to the to purchase. ·'Christma is the season of at the market , customers will buy a traditionally receive." Wilson said. re s pective nat ions. "Basically." Wilson said, "we're giving," he said. ''There are a lot of cud that represents a specific local ··People have a chance to touch other I n this regard H oward said, their hoping people will realize in giving people that need donations more than tJr ·global charity to which their people's lives tn developing Christmas market differs from to one another through this type of I need a sweater." money will be donated. countrie and give them a better common Christmas Bazaars. Christmas market that more The market will be held at the :,r Donations will go 10 causes such chance of becoming self-supporting ··At bazaars you buy material gifts significance is in giving.·· United Methodist Church at 69 E. as hunger relief, medical assistance. and increase their quality of life." and only so me of the money goes Wesley Foundation member Louis Main St. on ov. 18 from 10 a.m. to child s urvival , education and the In addition to support from the toward a charity," he aid. '·But at Keiner (MS G2) said the Alternative 4 p.m. and ov. 19 from noon to 3 ewark-area welfare community. New Ark United Church of Christ. our Christmas market, all the money Christmas Market is nicer than a p .m.

·' .------Activities planned to encourage smokers to quit on Smokeout Day VOLUME ll I' , VOLUME II f. BY COLLEEN DONALDSON for the American Cancer Society in Technological High School in Sraff Reporra Delaware. Wilmington, will hold a program Your Full Service Bookstore ith free oral cancer screenings Chance said the Cancer Society about avoiding weight gain after anti-smoking programs for will be talking to grade-schoolers quitting smoking, said Rosemary c i·ldren , the American Cancer at 55 loca l schools about the LeNoir, Heart Association IN STOCK NOW!!! ~ iety will sponsor its 19th annual harmful effects of tobacco. The spokeswoman. V~eat American Smokeout Day society i targeting an audience that " We wi ll help people lose T ~rsday. has not been subjected to pressures weight by promoting healthy he Scrounge and Center Court of tobacco use and teaching them cafeteria foods such a carrots and offering a special deal for the that they are too smart to s tart other vegetables," she said. See wlud tke ~y th of November in honor of the smoking. Smokers, denture wearers and , said Robin Bellarmino. In addition to receiving those who drink more than eight ~ all cdt6ut ... keting Director for Dining bookmarks displayi ng the alcoholic beverages a week or have ·ces. Smokeout theme. participating a family history o f mouth cancer If you buy a large coffee you are encouraged to attend a free oral ~I get a regular s ize Dunkin · cancer screening sponsored by the Miss America or Otis Spunkmeyer Muffin Buy a large coffee Medical Center of Delaware at the Scrounge. and at Center Cancer Center and administered by by IJrl with every entree you will at the Scrounge local dentists and oral surgeons at ive a free slice or pie or cake,'' Wilmington Hospital. "THE" armino said. and get a donut or According to the Medical Some of the dining service Center's Public Affairs Officer, agers are smokers and they muffin free Martha Lodge, " These people they would want to cat should be checked regularly for HowARD STERN of smoking," he said . early signs of cancer because they Francolla (NS JR) said, ··As school children throughout the are at increased risk for oral cancer. ng major I read and see all co untry will gather at 2 p.m. and "If we detect cancer early, there Reg.~ Our P rice $22.00 harmful effects of smoking. I sc ream in protest of smoking. is much more of a successfu l thi s day is a great opportunity Chance said. treatment and sometimes a possible smokers to get some facts about ''This day could also be called cure,'' she said. ,...,,rr·n use to hopefully help them The Great American Smokeout With smoking accounting for . their long journey to stop Screamout day,'· Chance said. about 30 percent of all cancers, king." she said. To celebrate The Great Lodge said approximately II 0 new Our theme thi s year is. 'Too American Smokeout Day the cases of oral cancer have been To Start,· aid Kri s Chance, American Heart Association , in diagnosed, and 50 people have died 58 E. . MAIN STREET • 368-8660 of prevention programs cooperati on with Delcas tl e of the disease this year in Delaware I ".

November 14, 1995 • THE REVIEW • A 7 . ~ Women face discrimination in law, speaker says UD watches TV BY RANDI L. HECHT Stllf{ Reporta practice and place of Some of the court practices counties, an analysis of court employment. that the task fo rce referred to employees' pay rolls and several The Delaware justic.:c system continued from page A I and heavy metal. '"The expectation of women is were using terms of endearment other tactics. disc riminates against women '" Beavis and Butthead' are on that they will be treated equally, towards women and not men, and About 40 other states have with biased employment and she said. when I am up late studying. They but there is a sense of frustration applying the title "judge" with already implemented a task force treatment of women in the courts One other factor that has students do stuff I wish I could do," said when they are not," Del Pesco men more frequently than with to identify those biases, she said. a fe male Delaware Superio; watching dramas such as "ER" and Andrew McFarland (AS JR), ,who said. women justices. Also, according "In order for the legal system Court judge said Friday. "Law and Order" is students can watches the show on a regular An inverse relat ionship also to the summary, women said they to serve its function, the system Susan Del Pcsco explained the look to these shows which resemble basis. Some of the silly anties . exists between the prestige of the are issued work that is less likely must be perceived as fair," she res ults of the Delaware Gender a career they are studying or want to Beavis and Butthead are known court and the number of women to lead to advancement than men said. Fai rn ess Task Force, · which she study. for include dropping bowling balls employed, she said, insisti ng are. The task force hopes to follow co-chaired, to a class focusing on "I've worked in an ambulance off skyscrapers and playing frog· higher courts are dominated by "The purpose of the task force up with a study concerning race wo me n in the law in Willard and an emergency room," Cristina baseball. men. More women are in the was to identify these gender and ethnicity in the near future, Paoloni (AS FR) said. " 'ER' is a Watching these television Hall. fami ly courts while men are differences because th ings can't she said. According to the executive fairly accurate representation." programs allows for one moment· more frequently employed with be ignored once they've been Del Pesco has presided for "Melrose Place," "Beavis and in time - about a half hour or so sum ma ry of the task force , the Supreme Court. identified," she said, claiming the eight years as one of two women Qen de r bias undermines the Butthead" and "Seinfeld" were - for all troubles to disappear. The task force was formed in investigation will be an impetus on the Delaware Superior Court three of the other shows that had And it will happen again in dne Delaware court system. They 1993 by the Delaware Supreme for change. The commitment to of New Castle County. She has mass-appeal on the poll. week's time. · defi ne d gender bias as Court and the Delaware Bar equality and the effort of other a lso been the president of the discrimination based solely on "Melrose" attracts younger The sound is flicked off with ·a. Association to study gender states to issue these task forces Delaware State Bar Association. audiences and has the continuous few chuckles coming from inside sex . fairness in the employment of sparked the Delaware Bench and According to the executive story line of a soap opera, while the Sypherd TV lounge. Little by Specific results of the task court officials,. such as attorneys Bar' s in terest in having their own summary, the reactions to the Beavis and Butthead make a little the students fil!! out with force showed only 24 percent of and judges. The task force also task force. task fo rce were mixed. Some commentary· about society through hopes of better times and romantic the Delaware Bar are women, looked at the equality of court The task force began attorneys said that the task force the eyes of two warped teen-agers encounters ahead. and women court employees are . practices and the equal treatment researching those issues in 1993 overstated the issue of gender obsessed with "chicks," money l paid o nly 70 percent of the of individuals that interact within through surveys of Delaware bias while others said that these ave rage male salary. The salary the court system, such as legal employers, focus groups, issues were not given sufficient of officials depends on areas of witnesses or defendants. public hearings in different emphasis. 0 OF D COLLEGE NEW MIXER & Freshman Sophomore ' .

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continued from page A I \I ' J ! ~' \ ,, ,!i•;Delle said the policy is necessary th e task force has yet to be made, Non-point source The Interdisciplinary honor society .· '· W• f'>hsure a climate in which Costrcll said . TROUBLED pollution .. . oil J ' . . , ~ ffrlie nt s can learn w1tho ut Scou wi II form the task force, spills ... industrial waste .. . how 1 PHI KAPPA PHI ' i"l'titference, even though the slated to convene in January, thi s WATER much is too much to swallow? 1 • ~rbpbsal ci tes Amherst officials as month, Dell e said . It will in clude ~, ,; !Yel.ieving "s uc h ca1egori es a rc fac ult y, the GEO and Amherst staff announces , <\tl'Clldy protecled" unde r exisling and employees. J'f • For more info orl our majors, call 831 -2508. the thirteenth annual University of Delaware law,:· · According to Delle, the , '•'1\'ln hers t faculty are upse t uni versit y first worked to develop ,''' .. IJ~cuuse the proposal was developed a n a nti - ha rassment policy from UNDERGRADUATE RESEARCH 1: ·, ~t11dutthc faculty's knowledge and 1989 to 1993. That policy was never wll!r'!\ot offi ciall y dislribuled un1il instituted . ESSAY COMPETITION . , enrli'Cr thi s month, said Amherst When the GEO negotiated it s d -. " contract in 1993 , it in sisted o n 1 e\i0il'omics professor Robe rt • TWO $500 PRIZES t, i £:dstrell. including a clause which stated that ·... · ! -e:i~ing 1h e proposal's tone as if the administration did not have an vibl'i\ring. First A mendmcnt righls, an ti -harassment policy that the GEO • Open to undergraduates in all fields . Co ti-ell described i1 as '·vague, could accept by the spring semester • , broad-based. defined badly, anti- of 1994, the GEO would then be Research results must be reported in

,:· , afljliYing," and offers "very little entitled to participate in the pol icy's an essay written for a general, 1 The Aikikai Foundation of Delaware ;• .)de-a· of when someone would run production, Delle said. educated audience. flfoul " of its mandale. Delle admitted Amherst officials and the Aikido Club of UD , , :(!;bstre 'l insisled it would offer originall y believed it would enac1 its Invite You to An :; lii-~1~ in the way of protecling th e own policy before the clause could • Submission deadline is April 22, 1996. J ' }lonclt academic inquiry whi ch the be enforced. . ptop0sal alleges to Je fend. In None of the five admi ni strators Aikido Demonstration Award announced May 3, 1996 . arldil'lon, he said he is confident that involved with GEO negotiations I , the •proposal would fail a legal acid cou ld be reached for comment For more information, contact the Chapter Secretary, test'if'chall enged. yesterday. ' £the Amherst campus' legal Dean of s tudents Timothy F. ~ Dr. Joan Bennett, at the University Honors Program Tuesday, November 14th, 8:00pm ?ollflsel Sid Myer did not return Brooks at the University Delaware (Room 204, 186 South College Avenue). ~ :.c.al1·s·, to discuss the document's said Delaware has comprehensive Ewing Room, Perkins Student Center I po' S-sible constitutional validity. conduct a nd disruptive behavior , " Ce's trell also said Amherst codes detailed in the undergraduate fa c ulty members a re c uri ous to student handbook. , k'l1.o W- how one graduate st ud ent Brooks said the university deals orgamzation can assume the clout to with about 200 cases of harassment \orie:~ policy affecting speech and each year. The same policy has been 1 Congratulations to Golden Key • ~ b e h a-V ior throughout the entire on the books for at least I 0 years. ~- unive rsity community. Despite disrupti ve cond uct , ,CArt official announcement about mainly involving theft, trespassing ;,_:.ttye' '11illi- harassment proposal was and excessive noise, Brooks said National Honor Society's New Members! . ,.no f.- tiiade to th e Amherst campus university conduct codes such as · ·tinh'I•Oct. 18, Costrell said. The Delaware' s " don' t have to be as Heat her D. Sikora Can £: . Adair Jacquelyn M . DiFUlvLc David S . J enkina Leanne M. Mil way Ma rie LaSalle Si- :; --a~~6!incement , he said, followed 18 specific in detail as a criminal code ~•lie Ada to .Jennifer Dona~o Alicia R . Jot.n.on Scott David Ml ahler Bt"ecc £ . o\dan.a Na t-alie 8 . Donovan J" ill I , Johnaon Albert A. . ~han 1.aron Sin Micbol.. T . Siaofo I U mo nths of closed negotiations but c lear e nough for students to Creqory S. ~y Bri an Patrick Dougherty Jl:riati n Louie• Johnaton Bdwa rd Moore And r@ a Si11110n• All ...y•r Nancy Svift Dowdy J oaeph M. .:Jonea Maredith' t..a Moore arlen Chriatophar ~Jlaalnaki Kri•cin l'!arie 1\nd r•w• Eric T . Down• Matt hew F , .Jordan J anice M. Moser Jtathy A. s-alley between the GEO and the school's understand what an infraction is." Trhha .: . ..ith Henry 5 . A.a~ugh Mikalla Lynet.ta Draw ""rlna R . POfloare K-aplan Tracy Cbriatina Moyer Chriatopher Mro:r:lna ki Jaaie lroofite S.Oller atlministration. · He said no student organizations Laur a Art ica Bad;er 8ra~t. J . Duckworth Jill lAeley Jtartald Jennifer Lee Ba iley Barbera Prei • Dunc an Carolyn M. kamay Oa•id Lindley Murray Sr . lllu.beth Ann S.Ulhn ---·Tile negotiations stalled with an Heathe r li.. •alder P.aul c. Dwinnell Traci Dawn Kaae Edith M. Myera S.a.reh Conrad SOur• in Delawa re participate in He idi A.nn a.raont e Late suaan &geli Yuko Kaaug-a .Jaaaica L. Na rdo Chriatophar D. Sp.a.rka 1 Joan Rockwood 8apt i ata L.auren a . KicMA.nn Joanne Michelle Xend.iq .t..y Ri a• N.at.ban• on Rebecca E . •pit% impasse last August, and Amherst disciplinary proceedings. Brooks uren Darla Stanku• kich.a•l " · ..rlow Barbar.a 11 . sUer David L . Xeratetter True Tha nh Hguyen Liu. A. aartell Ti..othy Sric Rll i ott. Ta• IU Jtica Da v i d Ni chola Ellu .betl\ Rebecca Sta ple ton Chancellor David Scott insisted a has never heard of an attempt by Craig Al l an hnnett J a•ie Mn Ell•vorth Jt.a.ran Xing.an David A. Nichol a on Su.aa.na.a.b Joy •t-le Eric a . ~n~n XiWibe.rly • · Xirn Lawrence M. Molly Joaeptl P. 5t.a.p1en ta k force be formed to hear Delaware students to organize as a J ennUer Le igh a.van ~::\'. --:~i=~~k~n Jen.n i fer A. Xlet.nick k.r iatin Oldenhage AlaJiia a . Stern Jean Ma rie Bienkowaki c laire Joy Evan• Mel1aaa L . Xnlariat~. "ichael Mthony Olek.ay Steph.anh Lyn Stra jchar opposition to the proposal. bargaining force like that of the John A. llloodgood Barbara L . EKner Li aa M. Xondraachow T iffany L . ordille Kriatin Anne Streilein A.lliaon J. Blu"' Karan Fallo­ Daniel 0. ICoralek Adalberto Ort!1-Silva Holly Lauren St-roc An official announcement about Amherst GEO. Kenneth J o hn Bonar.o Jr. Joahu.a Fanell i Daniel Scott ltrauaa David .l . Oaborn ltabecea lt . &ulllv&A J a-.ea Todd Bone• Lyn n P . Farina Pnina.h Joy Krik Da vid John Owen M.attha-tt a: . s...-.ara Chriatlan R . Bonaall Cl~ ire F~u.at Brian £. ltru- Donna M. Pantal4!:o Pte l haa L . Su.raan Linda Ma ureen a ooae Bry.an A. P'e.an Edv1n s. Kuiper• Chad Harri a P.ark.er Mi a Hel ene Sutphin H4ihn Micola J a n e Booth Ktlllberly Mi chelle Fann V.an•••• W d aa lt.at.hlean Anne Parriah J a.an adVard S:r:yaala Nicole Chriatine Bourbonnai a El t aaa J . Ferrante Judith A. . Landi& Ca r a ,.aria Paraon• Jill ....ria sav-anakt Douql aa W. Bowar S t.ephani a A.n.ll Ferra r a Mel•nie Rae Lane Ruth Boulden Patteraon Laali.e Chriat1na Taliaferro Jeffery htar &racht Kc-htine P' i edlcr krht ie L . Lankford Mary Ellen P.a tt.e:raon-lt.appoael ll Evelyn lt . Taylor Alliaon &l'"ady .Julie Anne Pine Chr i at: lne: Linnea Laudorn Spencer Oran•ton Payne ltatherina Taylo r Kira Lynn llrady Rachel Job.&nn. Fink ttavin R . t.auerty T.ara Jtay Pelletier .:J a-ea D. 'Tavlor Jr. J affrey M. llrake Robert. S . Fink Ti1110thy Williaa W.yton J ennifer ~nnlng~on Cynthia v . ~on Cheryl Lynn Brandatedter R•becc a I.e• Pi.chb.ch Di .ane B. Leach Anaball a Crace Perea Kri a t 1n E. Throck...art.on Lauren J. Brooke "'*aneta Piacher Le•lle Allyaon Lear Joella Mari a J. Parry Mi chell• Lynn T ille y Ra~cc a Rut.h arooka O.yle Patricia S.ith Fitzgerald Jl:atherina Win-Y\1 Lee Tara Anne Perry Chriata It , Tokaraky Dole disses Delaware All leon Joy Leada: Trhha 11: . Perry a.arbara .J i ll Trafton Da vid. A. Bl'"own Kevin Anthony Pit:r:ai.ona ltebecea Parkall Brown Nigel Fl.ahart c arolyn Kli•aba.th lAea O.nlelle Marie Peter.an Darin Triolo Tracey Michelle Brown Diane Lynn Plack aact-1 Joy Leai an Eliaaa M. Pilo l..aura Louiae Troland Judith Ann Urban Bruna .,_.t.tbew J . Pouaa Michelle k . IAverln; .J .a.aon Clann Pl ndar ...nnyT\Ing from page A I Lynn M.I.Tg~arat Buckley Eric Andrew Fox O..yna t..vin Neil J. Poloao Mall•.. I , Van Hovan ~tenued._ ._... ~ Andrea It . lluckno Erlcka D. Fredrh:ka Mindy P . Levin carL••• Anne Powell lt:riat..an &litabeth VanRenaaala•r Darren tf. auaa Li nck 1.. . runaanaJc Nicol e- k . Levh Jt.at. hryn Jlt . Powell Chrlatopher Paul Va.rgo lt.elly Lynn Butl er Matt hav O.hrl•l• .Jo•eph F . Li ber-t-i Patricia Powera KatMrlne JVvt Veen•- Mil. New Hampshire, with 16 J ennilar Lynn 8 u tta Viaha.l a.rg Ka r e n Eliaabeth l.ippy John tf . Pratt ltri atan Lynn VQ9Al · Stephan j.. . Cain Beth Michele O.nner Debra L. . Lloyd Dl.ane M. Price Sr1l a t.ha Vuthaori vCiies and 0.8 percent, is o nl y Rachal Ca-ron Andc-ea LyPn Gebhart Fallcl.a A. t.o.bardo Jennifer s . Price kerr-i Michele Ma kefield sua.an KA.ria ca~ll ttill'lberly A. . Geib He a ther Lynn Lovelac e cla ire ow.na Prl eet er Na rtina llfa lton slifh,tly larger. These few vo tes, l.i u MicMLa C•ntor Jenni fer Gil.. n - Porta ayan D. Love Chriaty A. Pr-llu.taki Ca r a tlard Chriatina Ann Carino Dorothy Claa.on Anyi Lu Yo•hi•i Pugnat Kathy iUift Webb hoWever , belie th e importance Ke ith Mi chael Ca.ey Suaan Made Oolden Janni far Lutz Me lla•• lt . PUlak .U.aoa. Miche lle llfe i •• Ma ria Adriana Caa t- ro Darren Alan Ooode Bridget 11: . Lyons Jrl ichol.aa Saii!IUel Pullen A.ly••• a . w.t taa.an that the moment u m from a .J ulia A. . Cfllrniqlioro Gregory Goreki Anj.a L . C. Kaar lfillia• C . Ouinonea Wu:rie A . We.lldell Debora.h E . Cha ir.,off .Jeanine Anne Got.tko Afat A . ICA.arou.f kily J. Raabe CrL•t. i Ann llf ildonger victory in o ne of these early Oren Ch.apl i n Marc Mdrew Oreco Allry M.a ria Mach A.y Cla i-:• Rabi novitz .J.a1d e Jaywann Wil.on Tara 11111 . Cha plin S hari L . Oritflth Aln.anda Calaata Maqallanea Eric O.yrit Ra..ae Lau.ra llfUeQn ~rew P . C~ rnik Diane M. Oroody E1 habath Malan Tb• c . Rau~er Juatin Seth Wi naa ~~s could have. An early win Al -a S.th Cl a r k Ste:pMnie L. Groeal C•theri ne Mne Man:r:er A.ndr.w Chriatian Read Gra c • &Lhabeth wtrogU e l ct ~nda .Jean Clayt o n Jeni !ar Liane Gun~eraan Ai - •Hchelle Narahall Elil:.abeth Kenning llaad RebecC'a A. Molf cub'ld show s tre ngth a nd .J enn ifer Ann Colletti Ta-r D. Ma-r Karan A . Mer•hall J eaaic a I . Re•nlck Al.xa Wol te MichAel Vi ncent Colpo Matthew A. , Handling Robert 11 . M.artin tfichole 1.. . Rettew su:r:anne " , 'k)Oda orga nization, and could serve to Joie N. Contino Andrea L . Hanaan Jenni faT Mi chelle ,...rta M.ar i a R.aveni dle Michoallt llfri'Jht....a MArk Reade Copple George Ka..nt:r:opouloa Cathleen .:J . Marucci Mich.aal 1... Rich .:J•-• R. Wrlg:ley move the candidate ahead in the Monica C . Coyne Ker•dith A. Nart.on Chriatophor Ju.da Karulll Jr. o\ lliaon B . Rich.arde Urara Yaaaahita .Jeaaica L . Crook Craig D. Harvath Antoinette Maaura.k cynthia Lee IU Uen Jack llfil 1 i a~ Y.ant po,l:fulg. LOc-i a Ann Croaalend Fra nci a a . Harvey Ill Ellen 2 . McCarthy Elizabeth Ma l'Le Rigg Eric A. . Toungatra­ Karan Elh:.abeth Crowley lcthany L . M.au•er J e:an Carol McCarthy J' eaai.c a :irooka llobineon Pat.rici• F . Taunt ~epu bl icans aren ' t the o nly 1< e ri Lin Caencaita O.vid H . Heraan Jl:riatin Eli;ubeth "'=Ca.tin Shannon I.Aigh Roby La.r• M . z.t ..a Michelle Lynna CUllen S.ara L. M.Udabranclt Andrew Mc.Farland ltobert Da vid ftohrer Catharine J . ziwaar.an o nes suffering from the date o f Rachel J ane CUlotta Joanna A. Hildner Matthew foe . McGovern Ch.r i a tine lto.inie ck 1 Stephanie M. Zlaaney Matthew v . c unn ingha• AManda lAa Hodgaa Robyn Mari e McLain Aliaon E . Roee Heather Lorraine lrtbiec the primary. Del a ware Julia £ . CUrry Llndaay t.:liaabeth Hoehn "'-ri.a S . McLaughlin t..ur a Ann llyb.cha ~ l anneth S , J.rabi ec COurtenay W. Dau~a C'hrlat- i na M. Hol t-on All•- Mc:Mabb Anthony 1 . S.betti Democrats have been to ld that Kar i n Dan ialle Dean Jl:aith R. Hornberger Brendan J . Mc:Na..ara Trl aha L, Sa9etnUahl E li :r:ahe~h H. Deca.-.pli Traver Howard Dionne r:, MeN~• I R..acha.e l Beth S andbe.rg they will be reduced in delegates David DeFea Tracy Mu ang Eliaabeth A. Mc:TaJUWy s-L• sarrit Edlaund .J. oat.u•••r Ryan Patrick Hultgren J ulie E . Mee &annie E . Schl1rJghcyde from 22 to I 5, and wi ll have bad Chri a~y Mari • Monica o...-.io "'-rg-•ret D. Hurley My Lynn Meeker .:aren Ilene Schnitaer Chriat in~ Mari e Dete&a i Me9an E . Nut.ton ltaren Lynn Megginaon 8nanh!l d Seeg-er-di Mo•i Robert .Joaeph Devine £rica Iaquinto Abigail Lee Millar Erica J . Se i-del lodging and the worst seats a t Shannon L. DicKaon MiCh•el G. Illlber Mildred I . Millar kathryn R. Shoe.aker the_n a ti o nal convention, The Tiad Di ehl Kar•n D. Jacoba Hatalie A. M.ilatei n A. Ilit.abath Short e..Js Jo urnai reported Friday. Before this e lection, Delaware held caucuses to determine the Next general meeting: Tuesday, November 28, 6:00pm, 104 Pearson Hall recigient of the sta te's s upport. THE REV lEW I Kelly Benncn For more info or if you are interested in becoming an officer next year, contact Roger Cl~rk ([email protected]) This •was changed after the last Bob Dole at the New Castle election to e liminate inter-party fight ing and to boos t state County airport last October recognition . A new law supporting Sen. William Roth. designated the S a turday afte r New Hampshire's e lection as the date of Delaware's contest. Battaglia does not know what 158 e. Main St. : New · H a mps hire wan ts from 1_ Defiiware. Newark. DE. 19711 " We said , ' W e are n o t challeng in g you for firs t. We Ph 302-737-6100 want to be after you," ' he said. Delaware had supporte d New Fax 302-737-6199 Hampshire's right to be the first @ PC Publishing primary since the beginning, he said " Wha t i s the difference S M T w T s ~-~~~~----, ------~----~------betwee n four and seven days?" 1/t Price a.zz Monday Night 1 tfeou•lie Vudsz z PaataManla Ba ttaglia added that Merrill 's Wlngslvay Brunch 10-2 9-t2PM Fett Alfredo endorsement was no t fair. "All Football Free 'lllun•y .. Complimentuy Every Wed In Stuffed Shells Paatit we wanted was a level playing Mimosa And Pizza at Half & Nov Micro Nile ...... c-bomara field," he said , but added in a And More Eveav Sat release that he was glad M errill 's lim•n'tnrv Barefoot Blues covett;d endorsement has been s 8 For 9 Thur 10 Every Sat taken so other candidates could Blue Moon Micro $2.00 Shooters fri Nile 7-9 Afternoon After· reconsider their positions a nd Get Mooned At The Pet Dt~te:ctiive!sl lOth l?f 17Lh Every U Of D come to the state. Kales · 9-12 fealuring Don llome Game $1.25 The candidates themselves · Bottles Blue Hen have not jumped at the offer. Phi l Gramm ( R-Tex. ), B ob 11 Dornan (R -Ca. ), Steve Fo rbes and Alan Keyes are the o nly T -Shirts Posters current GOP candidates th a t P"mt Glasses 8-11 h ave braved the waters of Delaware. Except fo r Gramm, who is running second in ma ny 21 n$2.50 Stud polls. each candidate has stopped AasbernJ Red by only once. "Gramm has made a pro mise Ale to stop in all 50 states on his PIN 9-12 campaign," said Michael Fl ynn , Gramm 's coordinator for 29 Wear A Ruthle•a Delaware. 1/i! PricE Grouplea Or Patty'• Pennsy lvania Sen . Arlen Sup&r Nachos Roudlea T -shirt And Specter, who i s currently EvEry TUES.. Get $1.75 Don Pinta running third in most polls, ha ~ decided not to make an a-• appearance, according to Charlie Plan For Your F.obbins, his press secretary . Us A Call .,Specter will be on the ballot, but will not campaign in the s tate •.:···.Kat e.•s · "out of res pect to New Hampshire's first in the nation status."

J November 14, 1995 • THE 'REVIEW • .A9 Fiscal ·1997 budget request continued from page A I opportuniti es t'or women, to avoid DuPont Co. are collaboratin g on the amounting to $8.5 million. , , . . Hyou want to go to potential lawsuit s. project, which would help Delaware $4 million will comp.lete the The university is also seeking a agriculture by enabling scientists to addition and renovation of.,Golburn $130,000 increase to elevate breed disease-resistant plants instead Lah. The university also requested women's crew from a cl ub to a of spraying plants for disease. the third in stallment of $3 mij~iQn for graduate school, we'd like varsity sport, in another attempt to Roselle said thi s endeavor would con struction and renov,&tipn of comply with Title IX. "make us full partners in the Purnell Hall , which ·is sti)L jn the T he second budget priority was bi ological revolution." design stages. Rose lle !)aid the $150,000 more for library materials, The budget request a ll ocated a College of Business and Ew.n.omics which is needed because of a high $445 ,000 increase for material s has far out grown Purnell HaJJ, •. , to line you up with a inflation rate on journals and science. The university asked thj:, jinnual supplies. Roselle told the state board Other programs the university sum allo!!ed for facilitieSJ~ewal the university would use the money made a priority this year were: and renovation be increased frqm $1 to maintain its position as a " flagship teaching with technology million to $1.5 million this )!Car., library" in the state. ($300,000), funding for the College Roselle said they plan toJ~$6 the very attractive date. In keeping with the university's of Agriculture and Urban AffJ.irs money for lecture hall renov.ation in mission of service to the state , ($535,000), aid to the Center for Smith and Kirkbride ., .~H ·alls , Roselle requested funding for many Composite Materials ($200,000). and modernization of labs io: .Brown programs involving the training of research into multimedia Laboratory, and reinforcemeoLpf the public school teachers. Saturday, November 18, 1995 telecommunications ($260,000). infrastructure in DuPont HaLl, . v For example, Roselle requested an The remaining $6.5 million was "We have taken the phy ~ic&l : plan Wyndham Franklin Plaza • 17th & Race Streets • Philadelphia increase of $297,000 to train public requested in debt service, which will of the university and made ~t <\•major math and science teachers; he asked be used to pay" university debts. priority," Roselle said of the . ~pi tal The GRE Forum on Graduate obtaining fmancial aid and prepar­ for $22l,Sil0 to fund the training of Roselle also requested $2.3 budget. : :•.;, Education offers an ideal opporn.mity ing for the GRE Test - plus work­ library technology in public schools. million in one-time funding, which is Ro elle's presentation to-the state for grad school candidates to ask shops for minority and returning He also applied for $155,500 more to not included in the $87.2 million budget office in Dover was op.ly the representatives of over 100 graduate students. fund Summer School for Teachers, request, for five of the programs: first step in an eight-month pr-Qc~ss . schools about their programs. To get $2 off the $5 admission which allows public school teachers $50,000 for math and science The governor will m.ak.e, his You can also obtain catalogs and fee, just bring this ad to The Forum. to take summer session courses for education training; $ 1.2 million for recommendation in Januf!ty.; the application forms. It'll make your date economical, free. the molecular and biotechnology budget will then be passed Qn .IQ the In addition, there are workshops as well as attractive. Registration Although they were the lOth and project; $170,000 for women· s crew state's joint finance commiue~. · on various graduate disciplines, begins at 8 a.m. II th priorities respectively, Roselle s tartup costs; $65,000 for the The university will ,llfjike a petitioned for the largest increases to teaching with techno logy startup presentation to the cornm:ittee, For more information call (609) 951-1562 go to the molecular biology costs; and $800,000 for material arguin g for anything the gp.l(ernor depanment and the materials science science equipment. ;ndividuals who art! hearing impaired and wish to reques t an interpreter must has denied them, and the cQm,m'ittee contact ETS at least fo ur weeks prior to The Forum. program. Hollowell said the provost docs wi ll make its recommendation in Sponsored by the G RE Board and the Council o f Gr.tduate Schools. EDUCATION· A $400,000 increase is slated to most of the work in determining the March. ,•u .. Cl AL TESTING SERVICE, ETS, the ETS logo design and GRE are rt:'gistertd tr.ldt:· GRE. go to molecular bi o logy and marks o f Educational Testing Service. university's o pera ting budget The budget is then passed._t,o the biotechnology for a project which FORUMS priorities. He gathers input from the entire state legislature for deQaJ6, and involves gene insertion and deletion deans and ranks their requests the final budget, effective JuJy~ I, is in plants. The university and the accordingly. · approved within a few day s~ o(lhat The operating budget is, however, date. .., ...... only one part of the budget. The With a long wait in store f!JP..them, university mu st also request money administrators aren't getting . ex.~lted for the capital budget, which funds yet about the amount the un!ve(sity the renovation and expansion of wil l receive. 'Td be real surP,r.i~ if buildings. it's everything," Hollowell §~ \~ : "It This year's capital budget request never has been. "

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Li sting everyone ' from dwarves , l)qdcr a proposed harassment poltcy. tht s with green hai r to ou t-of-shape . 1 ·' .. ,IJI;jl <~vior would he expressly prohthttcd, and Midwesterners is stupid and impracti ca l. s~~~ t to disciplinary action . The message Some group will always be missed in the !~!1~cd? When checking into UMass, leave definition. And why docs a threat have to be yG!ltr·First Amendment right to free speech at add ressed to someone spccific'J Ju st call a thc:iMJor. threat a threat and leave it at that. ·• 1 Tire activities that arc prohibited hy this The main point of contenti on involves the ctMc' hre threats and intimidation, and verbal verbal harassment face t of the proposal. oi"' physical harassment. Additionall y. Insults do not fall under the term harassment. ", . ,! ~hal conduct ma y in c lude. but is not Repeated in sults. invasions of privacy, rlrilited to, epithets. slurs, negative stalking and threats arc what harassment . f~c~iyping, threatening language, or written refers to. Name-callin g, however stupid, rude or gf,itphte matcnal that serves to harass an and wrong it may he. just should not be ln'di'y io ual or group of individuals.'· leg islated . . •· ~ !1der the old pol icy. attacks base d on Attempting to sweep insulting opinions rae~ color. national or ethni c origin , gender, under the carpet won· t increase tolerance. ·~~~· ~ ~ j ori en tation. age. religion, marital Prohibitin g speech on ly promotes hostility status . veteran status or di sability were and polari zation, as well as impinging upon banned. The new proposal expand s thi s to academi c fr eedom. Fac ulty at UMass are im:lude ·'citizenship. culture, HlY ~ l a tu s . outraged at the possible regulati ons on their language, parental status, political affiliation lecture material , and ri ghtfull y so. Suppose a or belief and pregnancy status. " professor discusses the damaging effect This proposed action claims to be liberal ideology has had on our nati on. This cumhating into lerance and protec ting might offend a student. Should the professor academic freedom and even has the audacity be disciplined? Definitely not. t o-B~in with a rant on its comm itment to the Opinions, no matter how potentially First Amendment. Are they ktddtng wtth offe nsive, should not be censored in an Letters to the Editor this'? The po licy obviously damages all three in s titution of hi gher learn in g. Only by o'f.'llie6e virtues. discussing sens itive issues can arc haic More on cutting the NEA oversimplificati on. yo u do not want to envy men in our role in J I~ GMas is the latest in a receni strin!! of thought be dealt with . Pau l Smith Jr. is wrong. His Nov. 3 He proposes midni ght basketba ll leagues. relationsh ips. Bciieve it or not, we have as Stho;cfls to blatantly over-legislate in the n;me For those who engage in slurs and epithets column, 'The was te of the NEA and NEH" is free mu s ic al in struments, and a new much to lose as you do. Just otit of curiosi ty, iih:IJ \;ersity. Speech codes at the Uni versity - shame on you . Personal att acks an in vitation to destroy what remains of skateboard park for th ose who prefer "non­ when was the last time you asked a guy for a b'r' fViic higan. Wi sconsin. ew Hampshire accompli ;h nothing but shedding a li ght of American culture. Alt hough I re spect Mr. traditional" spo rt s. None of these thin gs, date'l Should we pose thi s ques tion to the however. wi ll provide skill s for kid s to get · entire student body, just to see how ofre n a <\n9,. Pennsylvania were passed, and stupidity on those who hurl them out. Smith's right to believe (a nd advocate) jobs. prov ide order on our streets. or instill a woman of the ' 90s lives up to the liberated struck down by courts. When But speech codes lend val idity to insults whatever he may desire. hi s reasoning is sHEj~q u ent l y missing sense of moral respon sibility. billing'l We risk everything, our dignity, our ~·[: ' peop l e going to learn that being mean is by creat in g a legal basis for discipline. dangerous - both for thi s nation. and fo r those who live here. Mr. Fai n is correct in assening that violent reputati on and our hearts, every time we get no1 a crime'7 Hopefully UMass's proposal will be trashed, First of all. the EA and the NEH are not crim e is a compli cated prob lem th at defies the nerve up to approach the cute blonde in .:'-A!reasonable, constitutional policy would and the student body won 't be treated like the 1 unconstitutional. (Because so mething cannot easy so lutions. But then, li ke a "quack" Anthropology or the gorgeous brunette at lle;, S:imple to construct. The first part of children its ad ministrati on assumes it to be. be found within the Constitution does not doctor. he proceeds to open hi s doctor's bag, Jam ' n & Java or the hot redhead at the UMass's proposal (threat and intimidation) is mean that it 's unconstitutiona l. ) Naturally. the pull ou t a scalpel, and open a vein . Scroun ge. And sometimes we lose even more I !•..J. f Constitution doesn't auth ori1c Congress to when we don 't get up the nerve. 'pend money on the arts, but it also docsn 't Tom Harr explicitly authotizc spending money on ot her BESR Kevin W Bo\'d government projects - a national ba.nk for ASSR ::t omputer literacy 101 Gender roles: a man's view instance. Yet. th ere hasn't been a lot of - :... ! ·~ complaining about the Federal Reserve since This lette r is in response to Co ll een Who made football king? Thi s uni versity thi s (lik e people who arc beyond Mll4 and Andrew Jackson's time . Guenther's co lumn "The games we play : I am writing in re ponse to recent letters one has one of (if M 115 ) will be able to test out of it , but th e Regardless of its constitutionalit y, most accepting gender ro les in re lati onships" su pporting foo tball as the quintessential not the) th e mos t maj ority of fre shm en would be req uired to imponant is that the abolition of the NEA and which appeared in th e Nov. 3 iss ue of The campu s ac ti vi ty, oft en at the expense of the I , :" sop hi s t icated take a cou rse that may actuall y be of great use NEH wou ld most likely ctipple academia and Re1·iell'. ans. As a former marching band member, I ,,'· .... co mputer sy;tems to th em in the next four years. the arts. A !991 study found that the NEH You kn ow Colleen, I do th ink about do in fact support the efforts of my at any coll ege in There wo uldn't be a need to add another provided 64 percent of avail able research gender roles too. And I think I'm probably at class mates. However, please do not be so th e nation . requirement compl etely. either. Ju st mandate funding for American humanities scholars. the same res ult yo u are: I' m hopelessly philistine as to assu me that the popularity or -·. Can't we htre a students take one fewer group D class upon The next highest si ngle provider came in at a confused. too. But then. I' m starting from a tradition of an event is a meas ure of its wonh. few he lp -staff completion of the bas ic computer ski ll s class. whopping 18 percent. Will the private sector different spot. And that spot is one of the Each week , thi s campus offers concerts, atlendants who are Educat ion must keep up with technology. pick up the slack once the NEH is gone? major points of misunderstanding abo ut the theatri cal productions, art exhibits, literary --Dream Land tn th e sa me And . whi le th e university is revising it s Don't bet on it. Try going to DuPont and differences between men and women, or, if read ings, educational colloquia, and a range -:- .~ =Jim Weaver efficiency range? co mputing poli cy. why don 't they improve the telling them that you'd li ke some money to you like. given our cutTent environment. boys of other programs which highli ght excellence •: . The university help staff? do research on the Middle Ages - maybe and girl s. Whereas yo u and virtu all y everyone among our faculty and student body. Many of ~ computing system There are three basic types of help staff you'll last 30 seconds before they laugh you else in this country be li eve that women are these ev ent s are organi zed by independent is great, o nce yo u know how to u ~e it. people: o ut the door. Funding for academia and more emotional th an men. I've co me to the student s who, moti vated only by perso nal However. learnin g the in s and outs of th e I) The type who acts as if cvetyone in the thi ng s like PBS wo n't be th ere if the be li ef th at thi s is backwards. And oddly dedi ,: ation. spend ho urs perfecting a ~sre h1 is next-to- impossible with the current uni verse shou ld know as much as they do. government bai Is out. As it is. no public enough. yo u even see m to argue this point in performance or work that gives a part of their system of compu ter ed ucati on and he lp These people arc imposs ible to deal wi th broadcasting station has enough money to yo ur co lumn . This despit e the fact that in inner se lf to the world. official s. when you have a se ri ous problem . Usually. be gi n with- that's why they're always yo ur pi ece yo u are appl yi ng fairly normal Sadly, such events are too often under­ -'! 'tlii: rece nt addit ion of th e Copland system they can hel p you. But they end up fixing it. having those annoying telethons. Gee Bob, as gender role acting to your own life. Your first atl end ed . Wh y? Does the football team sbr*c what had become the most glaring and the nex t time yo u have the same problem, a member of th e private sector, we should point alone proves my poi nt. Women are deserve an enormous, ecstati c crowd while ptotile m of the universi ty's computing - - cost. you don't have a clu e what to do. sponsor some thing that loses money like a more emoti onal, men are more rational. If this mu sicians presenting a stunning recital or A student is given $50 in "funn y money'' 2) The type who acts as if they arc the only sieve. Wake up. The pri vate sector wo n't is the case. then why do you make thi s next actors struggling to transform reali ty do not? I ~·~:;aC (l's' I emester .Cor use in the computer ;y,tem . person in th e world who has ever been within preserve publicly accessible thi ngs that aren't statement'1 " ... whe n a wo man ent ers a don 't think so. In fac t, there is no reason why Ond!!r the old systems it cost money to use e­ I 00 feet of th e co mpu ter. finan cially so lvent. And by the way. financial relationship, she weighs everything .... When the enjoyment of the arts and football should ITtai1:'·newsreader or mosaic. The amount of Condescending and snobbish. these people solvency does not eq ual wonhwhil c. a man enters a relatio nship . he plays it be mutually ex clu sive. Attend ance at one \no:n'e9 varied, and students had no idea what will start off trying to solve your problem with As for the be li ef that the NEA sponsors no moment by moment. ;. ow. I agree with your event does not have to signify a lack of s::rvh!cs cost how much money. I lo!!!!ed onto quest ions like ''I s the computer turned on·r or worthwhi le art. I'm happy that Mr. Smith depictions of the opening phases of a suppon for another. rlitii¥c when it was first com in g int;~u se . and "Is th e keyboard hooked up·)" The atti tu de of believes him se lf capable of judging what kind relationship . Nice choice of words, by the Look around campus. In the am orphous a'ftc'r' an hour of ervice , my account money these people makes most studen ts choose no of art is wonhwhil e for us. The great thin g way: "he plays it." But after all. as far as I' m mass of campus culture walks a poet, an pluit\'inetcd. The uni versi ty made a wi;e ;tcp help. rather than being talked down to. about ans in thi s country is that yo u can find concern ed, th e whole point of being in a actor, a musician, an anist and a composer. il)}i:!ting th e Copland system to avo id 3) The IB M junkie. The IBM junkie. any re latio nship is enjoying the presence of the These are students who. driven by a· deep love cbftfilsion. · somet hing you like . Don ' t like time yo u ask any question about a Macintos h. Mapplcthorpe·J Try the ph ilharmonic. If you oth er perso n. and bein g enj oyed by th at for thei r art and an unwillingness to submit to .': 'H oweve r, there is st ill little comput er wi ll rep ly somet hing along the lines of '·Well , arc o ffended by what's in an arti st' s signi fica m ot her. obstacles. create extraordinary beauty. This is l'!tri!Caii on required of students. The Electronic it' ;, a Mac intosh. it doesn't do much." ex hibition. it' s vety simple-- don't go . Yo ur second poi nt doesn' t hurt my a viable part of the larger campu s life, which, e'Otitrn unit y Citizenship Examinati on helps. These morons are so snobbish it makes me Of course. there is always going to be argum ent etther. Women romantic ize in its entirety, makes me proud when I speak bur:t'0nstdenng the power and information sick . Macintos h systems at the university are crit icism o f vi rtu all y any government everything. whilst men ignore what they of Del aware. Please consider it yourself when 'a.'ltaihlble to all students on campus, thi s is not better suited for graphics and web-surfing, the spendi ng - many said it was a was te of should be fee ling. To me , you are say ing that the football season is over. en\•iltgh. two main uses I have for a computer. If I ask a men fo ll ow th eir hearts, while women 1 money for Congress to purchase Thomas ' ~ the university has recently installed a true simple ques ti on that they can't help me with. Jefferson 's books. But, who now thin ks that attempt to place emotion in words or deeds Melissa Sclnveisguth \Htfutluctory computer class. whic h does not an "l don't know" would suffice . I don't need the Library of Congress was a waste of where it do.:sn't exist. Your friend with the HRSR foc us on programm ing, but in stead their attitude about how superi or th eir system taxpayer mone y? The abol iti on of the .NEA boy fr iend in jail actu ally seemed to not be cefl centrates on e-mail usage. what can be is to mine when I ask a questi on. and NEH is inherently foo li sh. No other doing thi s, she realized how he felt and Interfaith Discussion fb'ufld on th e internet and basic co mput er The uni versity needs to have basic tra ining allowed herself to get carri ed away. So did I want to thank The Review for covering tricks. nati on in the wo rld would think of for all thei r help staff. All questions can't be e lim inating funding for th e art s. If it's yo u. unti I an ther friend thought about thi s guy the Interfaith Di scussion panel sponsored by '! •Wlth the rate at which the university system answe red throu gh thi s, but attitudes of peop le funding Congress is look ing to cut , how and reminded yo u where he lived . He was the the Muslim Student Association. As one of isjmwing , and with how imponant of a role can be improved through trai ning. abo ut th e $7 billion that it gave to th e one who was able to overl ook the bad the panel members representing Inter- Varsity c"'mputers will pl ay in everyone's life when With the technology we 'lave, it's the least Pentagon - that the Pentago n didn 't even qu aliti es. With the help of yo ur one friend , Christian Fellowship, I made a statement that tl1e)t:igraduate, it 's time for th e universit y to the sc hool co uld do. want. the bad qualities are the onl y ones yo u see I wi sh I could take back. During the 1a'!re11'te next logical step. now. di sc ussion, I said that God is male. That is not •.1'£ike E II O and basic math, it is time to Jim Weaver is a columnist for The .. c, ·~ w . Mart hell' Gabriele Your di scussion about rating systems also true. God does reveal himself through feq-tlire every fre shman to take a basic Dream Land appears Tuesdavs. Send e-llw t. ASSR . see ms to point to a highly irrat ional tendency scripture specifically in the masculine gender. computer skills class. People who are beyond responses to [email protected] .. in men . "Beauty is on ly a light switch away," However, God is much bigger than a gender • d ~ . · : Simple solutions for crime does sound hi ghl y logic al, as far as the and mistakes such as mine can be dangerous. In his column 'The evils of boredom." method aims at a specific goal. But the goal The Bible says "God is spiri t, and his '··'.. ~J • The Review Nov. 7, Paul Fain uses the analogy of an 18th it self is so subjective, so bound up in worshipers must worship in spirit and in '· ':!:,J~ :J•.:i · ------century quack doctor who treated di sease by emotion, that the line ends up sounding like a truth." I erred on the truth side. I am thankful bad joke. Can you imagine a woman saying that God forgives me. I also do apologize to ,p l'o . Editor in Chief: Jimmy P. Miller Assistant Features Editors: bloodletting instead of curing the underlying Executive Editor: Heather Moore Karen Salmansohn illness to crit icize those who offer simplistic it ? Or better. can you imagine anyone saying those who are looking for answers, as well as Managing Features Editors: Tony Prado something like. "A nice home is only 30 my Christian community for my Joe McDevi tt solutions to complicated problems. 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' .. OP/ED November 14, 1995 • THE REVIEW. :A'l'"l What does it all. mean? Putting our experiences in conteXt . . In one of the We classical singers must and do take our upcoming game was to his team, said cosmic time frame. Let's say I discover the the machine is turned on, and it makes hinl many other lives I art very seriously, and sometimes I have to something to the effect that "there are billions cure for cancer tomorrow - an act that briefly but totally aware of his true place in live besides that of remind myself before that big concert that, of Chinese who don't care whether we win or would garner me a Nobel prize, get me on the cosmos. It shows him that he ·£-an a Review no, I am not going to become the pariah of lose." newspaper and magazine covers, and win me insignificant speck residing on an columnist, I'm a the universe if I blow that last high note. But Time is also a humbling factor for us a permanent place in human history. insignificant speck of a world, one of billions classical singer. then agai n, perspective is not such a dull lamp humans as we contemplate the universe. It 's Human history (as written down in of specks in one of billions of galaxies. Yes, I actually that it may only illuminate classical music in been around for about 20 billion years, and language) has only lasted for a couple Needless to say, this experience shatters the perform the music its revealing glare. our sun and solar system developed five thousand years. Given the exponential rate of victim's mind, leaving hi!ll a gibbl1iiing that most of this The universe is a big place. The observable billion years ago. In contrast, human growth for technology and information over lunatic for the rest of his sad life., T.he campus associates universe (astronomers think the whol past five hundred years, I assume that in important thing, Douglas Adams concludes, Holding the Center (if they've heard universe is probably infinite) is 15 billion another thousand mankind will either be is "that if life is going to exist in a univer' ' e of Evan Williford much of it at all) times as large as the distance it takes light extinct (the larger possibility I think, this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to L------...... 1 with caviar, thick to travel in one year. Our Milky Way either due to environmental have is a sense of proportion." '- British accents and galaxy, one of billions in the observable mismanagement or the accidental So where does this leave us ' pbor fat women with horns shattering hapless universe, contains some 10 billion stars. It explosion of some doomsday weapon), ephemeral human beings? On the cus'mic cry talware with loud high notes. is itself about 45,000 light years across. or we will be so far advanced that the scale, performing a Mahler art-song is•ji1SI The most damning thing one could say Indeed, saying that planets were idea of scientists peering into about as relevant as discovering the cur~ fur abo ut classical music, I suppose, is that it is discovered outside our galaxy (as a recent microscopes will seem as archaic to us cancer - i.e. not very much. Perhaps fundamentally a music of irrelevance ·- a Review headline read) instead of outside then as a picture of hunter-gatherers ephemeral beings like ourselves mtist•use minuet of dancing mummies disinterred by our solar systeJTI is kind of like ·telling bringing down a woolly mammoth with more ephemeral criteria for our achievemem:s. ove rzealous academicians and kept in a sort your friend that there's a party tomorrow spears seems to us now. It makes me happy to believe that ~ for of net her-life by aging, blue-haired socialites night in Ulan Bator, when you actually In a thousand years they will see the several minutes at least , I have crci).ted with lots of money. meant Elkton. It's a big difference. discovery of the cure for cancer not as a beautiful music (and very unhappy when I This is, in its own way, a true statement. Furthermore, our sun is quite a ways milestone in the progress of the human haven' t succeeded). It makes me happy.to The great majority of classical compositions away from the stars around it. In his book race, but as another small step in the think that I have told a story in song, a s.tory have been out-of-date to the listening public "Black Holes, Quasars, and the Universe," fight against disease and mortality. In which might touch and mingle with so,meom; for a while now, and some by 200 years or university professor Dr. Harry Shipman another thousand, if we are still around, else's life, coloring for a little while the way more . As popular style succeeds popular · has provided a way to think about this we will be so different that we probably they look at the grass, and the pavemeni:-1and t}le. music of previous eras gets buried distance: if the earth was six inches from won't remember it at all. the numberless stars in the sky. It' ~ i(tall deeper and deeper in the accumulating strata the sun, we would still be 28 miles away In conclusion, even relevance itself order, but such is relevance (along wllh' the of no tes, and comes to fulfi II specialized from the nearest star. becomes irrelevant in a disturbingly faint possibility of fame and lots of money) functio ns at best -such as filling out movie Translation for all these big numbers? short amount of time. In his "Restaurant for a performing artist. I can think of'·worse soundtracks (Carl Orffs bombastic "Fortuna However relevant an action of ours may be, it evolution occupies the last several million at the end of the Universe," Douglas Adams places to find one's relevance. •· • lmperatrix Mundi"' from his "Carmina is still not likely to affect more than a fraction years, and civilization a mere five thousand or does a satirical take on the need for '•" Buran a·· has come to serve as a universal of a fraction of an infinitesimal fraction of the so. Does anyone's 70-year lifetime seem so perspective. Evan Williford is a columnist for The Review. leitmotif for fate or grand actions), or for universe. long in comparison? In hi s fictional universe, the ultimate Holding the Centn appears every Tue.rday. >tudyi ng music (Mozart concertos work well It reminds me of one football coach who, Even acts of the most conceivable torture device is called the "Total Perspective Send e-mail responses to [email protected].,- fo r me). when asked how important he thought an relevance do not stand up well against the Vortex." The hapless victim is strapped in,

I • • Collective subconscious and the overhauling of our language ' In the arena of "breathing room," so that they may be used taken to s uch extreme lengths that it can "collective subconscious" sees certain things some achievements. If nothing else, p~ple intellectual debate, to construct arguments. Indeed, the collapse upon those who wield it. It is simple in a negative light, and holds a bias towards are generally more sensitive towa~d . the it is always much arguments are the things that must be to link any wo rd up to the dark, biased them, renaming these things with different variety of diverse groups in our society. ,But simpler to criticize judged. "collective subconscious."' Thus, an analysis descriptive epithets may not necessarily at times it can also emulate the deqater anothe r 's The political correctness movement has of words can turn into a verbal witch-hunt change our negative views. bickering about semantics. The paralh:l is argument than to many noble intentions. It is driven by the from which no word can escape. Some people object to the word "actress," two-fold: : · create one' s own. idea that phrases and words people use are One can look at some common p.c. terms, and prefer that the word "actor" be used in On one hand, debaters who endle's,s1ly Of course, rational frequently chosen without sensitivity to and find them in sensitive or unsuitable for its place. The difference between "ess" and scrutinize terms and definitions wltliout criticism is a vital certain groups or individuals. It leans on the use by applying the same form of argument "or" marks a difference in gender. It seems having alternative solutions to the issue of tool in developing argument that our language has been shaped which popularized them in the first place. To difficult to conceive of " actress" as a debate wield an objection beyond the scope Pardon the Elitism a r g u m e n t s . by deeply rooted bias ; a sort of dark say that a "dwarf' is not a "dwarf," but a derogatory word. Perhaps it can be argued of the debate. That is, virtually all word can Mark Radoff However, there "collective subconscious" (a term I will "vertically challenged'' person may lead one that si nce the neuter word for "one who acts" questioned and all terms can be manipulated L.______J comes a point coin). Certainly, language both influences to look at the word "chall enged: · Strictly is "actor", the language involved suggests to contradict one another, regardless of.their wh ere criticism is no longer driven by and is influenced by our beliefs. It cannot be speaking, the word "challenged," implies that a male, also called an "actor." is more context. Similarly, some p.c. activist who cou nt erpoi nt. The constructive process of denied that politically correct premises have having a harder time o f accompli shing closely and naturally construed as "one who scrutinizes the terms of every day language building arguments can degenerate into a some validity, and that they have led to some certain things. and this doesn' t seem to put acts.'' However, th e purpose in using many can always associate them with -~me morass of reductionist bickering. very positive changes. the dwarf on par with non-dwarve>. p .c. terms is to simply mask gender. negative aspect of the culture that uses t~m ; Commonly , people question the But the nature of the p.c. argument is such This example exposes -a certain weakness "Servers" at restaurants replace "waiters" indeed, any word can be found distastefrrT. defi nitions of various terms used in their that it gives its backers enormous in the quest to overh aul our language. Just as and " waitresses," and "spokespersons" Secondly, these sorts of debaters­ opponent 's arguments in order to expose argumentative power. When explaining why argumentary criticism, without support of an replace "spokeswomen" and "spokesmen." because they have no alternative solutions-­ logical weaknesses or contradictions within certain words are detestable, it is simple and alternative solution, can lapse worthlessly " Actress" a nd "actor" are merely offer blind criticisms that will not ameliorate th ose arguments. safe to cite the nebulou s "col lective into fussing over semantics, replacing certain descriptive terms. If the impetus behind the problems at hand. Similarly, some p:c. To a degree, scrutiny of terminology is a subconscious" behind a culture's use of words or phrases in our language may be not replacing words like these is to disassociate activists replace words and phrases in o:ur healthy exercise. But the point of these words . It's an easy argument to serve to extinguish the negative e le ment s people from their sex, it seems to me that language without solving the problems tl\at degene ration is reached when words and employ, not unlike saying that people act the behind th em, and the problems they incur. negative perspectives on women (or men) these words and phrases may represent. ter ms arc restricted from being allowed to way they do because of "sublimated sexual Replacement terms for th ose deemed are not changed, but escaped, by those build arguments in the first place. Terms urges." un s uitable are frequ e ntl y different propounding the use of sexle ss terminology. Mark Rado.ff is a columnist for The Review. ha ve to be given a certain amount of Furthermore, this quarrel can so easily be descriptio ns for the same things. If our The p.c. movement has certainly garnered I

Truthful politics and other oxymoryons. Safety in Morris LibrarY I~ ,.; A recent USA a day-old Scrounge burger. On one hand, I volume' Everyone knows guys had, say, a knife? . , Today poll can't be comfortable with cutting every When I asked her how cutting S I 0 billion it ' s not safe to It happened once. It could happen again. indicated that 83 social spending program within reach in from the budget could possibly increase loan walk alone outside And it could be much worse. ' · o rder to balance the budget , as the volume, she spit out a series of figures that at night. So what can be done about this? percent of I American voters Republicans would have you believe is would have befuddled Bill Gates. Now But did you know Well, the most obvious solution is gc1iing were in favor of necessary. Most of these programs, contrary granted, I am no CPA (in fact, as an English it also may not be more guards to patrol the library at ni~ht. voting for an to what some claim, have accomplished major, I have no business talking numbers), safe to be in the Especially for the second and third ~oprs, independent party exactly what they set out to accomplish. but no matter what she had to say, I just can' t library alone at where there are usually fewer people. ' ticket of the In 1965, when Medicaid was created, the see how spending less money would result in night? One guard can't be expected to patr9,1 an energizer bunny lowest income group in the country made 20 more loans. This is so typical th ough. Yes, you heard area as large as the library. It 's ridicul ou~. At One-Eyed Thoughts and Mr. Furley percent fewer doctor visits than any other The only fact agreed upon is that there is a Edge of Perception me ri g ht - the least one or preferably two more guards,'. are Bill Werde from " Three 's income group. By 1980, there was no longer $10 billion cut pending. From there we have library. M orris needed to make the library at least a .______J company" before a noticeable difference in the chance of a one party saying it will ruin the American '---]~_- 1_1 _c_o_rt_r_ig_h_t_...J Library. That moderately safe environment for learning'. supporting the member of any income group being able to academic world. and another party insisting seemingly safe And the existence of these guards sno11ld rh etoric of either the Democ ratic or consult a physician. Despite of this, the that the effects won "t be felt at all. In fact , it study-haven may act ually not be so safe. be more publicized. They should also 'be .. in Republican agendas. Democrats haven't come up with a suitable might benefit students. and besides, it really Why, you ask? some kind of uniform. Perhaps if student~ ' are alternative for balancing the bu,dget. is necessary to e liminate all these pesky Two weeks ago, one of my friends went to aware that a guard may be watching t~el)l , Before I get sued by any number of people Is balancing the budget important enough social spending programs if we are ever to Morris Library to do some research for one of they will be less likely to try something, like for emergency slashing? My c redit card balance the budget. So who do you believe? his classes. He went with friends, but needed stealing a guy' s necklace. Added seciJ~i ty for libel (most likely Energizer for soi.ling . ' thetr corporate reputation by tymg 11 to companies seem to think I should only spend The overwhelming response is to believe to go to the third floor for some books. could also help prevent students from Sle<\ling nati onal politics) I must say that the what I can afford, and in concept, I guess the no one. The reality is that every time an issue · His friends stayed downstairs, and he went jackets and other items from a student's ,wqrk aforementioned poll never existed, to the government should do the same thing. But is discussed, politicians use the rhetoric of upstairs by himself. He thought it was safe. area while he or she is searching for book ~­ best o f my knowledge. The day looms viewing deficit as a percentage of Gross extremes to illustrate their points. It must And why wouldn't he? It's the library, not Aiso, if the guards make their pre s~;nce .ominous however, when the USA Today will Domestic Product, Britain, Canada, France, stop. I could light a match in a movie theater some dark alley. visible, students will know that th.es.e. is ~m mortalize just such a stat via pictograph. I Germany, Japan and Italy all had larger and sc ream fire, and though I wouldn' t be He was up there searching the shelves for a someone they can go to if they., fee l feel it coming, and it scares me. deficits than America last year. So what's lying, there wo uld be a lot of pi ssed-off book he needed. Sure the lighting wasn't too uncomfortable or unsafe while in the library ' The American . people, by and large, have real? Do we need to throw grandma out of people. That is exactly what i going on in great in the area where he was, but he thought or if they need help. , lo t a lot o f faith in the ability of their the nursing home, and give Johnny a sub-par the political world today, and until it was safe. Students can take some steps to inqease natio nal government to accomplish anythi n,g educati on ? I don ' t know. And s ince politicians turn their attention to working on A few minutes later. he was proven wrong. their personal safety when they are -ill · the at all. And who can blame them? Today s Democra.ts and Republicans are at s uch the issues in stead of vilifying the opposing Two guys approached him. They were library. , , ,_ Ame rican political scene reeks of something opposite ends of the spectrum, I have no clue party, faith in the government will not return. considerabl y taller and bigger than he was Part of this simply involves b~ing .Gary Larson created by morphing together how to find out the facts. So as the U.S . government approaches a and this made him kind of nervous . constantly aware of your surroundings,)! js ,his favorite Monty Python film with a low­ Rhetoric and discourse abound, but fact ? shutdown because both Republican party One of them tapped him on the shoulder, easy to become so engrossed in your st,w;ljes :budget soap opera. It is the machinery of Political advisers' eyes light up at the leaders and Bill Clinton want to play John making him he even more nervous. The guy that you lose track of what is hap~en.ing rhetoric, and no fact is too small to be bent. prospect of twisting numbers and facts to Wayne, keep a very jaded eye. Know that it 's then demanded my friend ' s necklace and around you. Try to avoid this; look up, ey~ry · Events of the past political year have prove beyond a reasonable doubt whatever it all occurring because a presidential election tried to pull it off of hi s neck. My friend now and then to see who's around and .what completely soured me on bi-partisan politics, is they need to prove. ' is coming up, and both parties are feeling screamed and yelled. But nobody came to they' re doing. If you feel uncomfortabie)or as I have seen repeated evidence of a I know what you're thinking now. Let's pressured. Republicans lost some key seats help him. some reason, change your location. ,,, decrepit system. The nature of the game is to skirt the media, and go right to the source. last Tuesday, and no longer seem invincible, Lucky for him and unlucky for the two Another good idea involves applying the ,win at all costs. Issues? What are those? All Let's go to party officials, and get the real and President Clinton has the media induced guys, my friend knew self-defense and was same rules to the library that you would- to that matters is that Newt is slightly story. That' ll clear up everything, right? "wishy-washy'· tag and the massacre of the able to get out of there safely and ·with his walking alone outside at night: take ~ mbarrassed by his outspoken lesbian sister, Well, no. It won't. '94 elections to overcome. necklace intact. somebody with you. And that doesn't just ~ nd that Slick Willie didn't inhale but he Talking to Democrats and Republicans By the time you are reading this, hi story He returned to where his friends were, mean take that person to the door and then go probably did ... urn ... win Gennifer Flower's about issues is like watching Marcia and will already have recorded the results, and very upset. Of course he was upset- he had upstairs while they go to check e-mail in the I vote a few years ago. . , Johnnie ' s closing arguments: You would though I am no Nostradamus, in all just been assaulted and almost robbed in what basement computer lab. Keep that person Think for a moment, and you'll know tl s think they were talking about two entirely probability, Clinton will probably have to is supposed to be a safe place: the library. with you if at all possible, or at least on the true. How many of you were already familiar different occurrences. give in, because if the government does shut His friends managed to calm him down same floor. with tho'se juicy little tidbits about our Perfect Example: I called the Student Aid down, he will get blamed. It is much easier enough so that he could tell a library worker If this is impossible, then just do your bes! national ... urn ... leaders? Now how many of Hotline to voice my displeasure over any to scapegoat o ne person than a whole what happened. He asked why there wasn't to avoid being alone. Don't sit off in some ,You know the voting record of Newt legislation that would cut education Congress, and after all , he is supposed to be some kind of guard around. And he was isolated corner to study; sit near at least one Gingrich with any real accuracy, or the s pending. This was after reading a press the nation' s leader. informed that there was a library guard. or two other people. When going to the ~ ucces s of any of Clinton's programs? A~d release from Clinton ' s Secretary of But, if by some chance no one blinks in But that's where the problem lies: a library shelves, know exactly what you are looking tach November when you find yourself tn Education. It detailed the effects of the this ludicrous game of chicken, and the guard. One person patrolling not only all four for so you don't stay hidden among the I ' ~hat claustrophobic's nightmare, wha~ proposed $10 billion Republican cut in bureaucracy known as American government floors of the library, but also the surrounding shelves for any longer than necessary. mformation do you base your dectstons on· Education Spending, and in all honesty, really does shut down, I say we look to the area outside. Just be careful. :The media has taken over politics, and painted a picture so morbid and bleak that world of professional sports for the an'swer One guard is enough, right? I mean, how Once again, although this may seem to bti unfortunately, for many, the media is Vincent Price wou ld have been interested. - replacement players. The current starters often do things like this happen anyway? an isolated incident, it did happen. And comprised of such austere periodical as The The release spoke of loans being cut and o n the political field have become too It 's already happened too often; it something needs to be done before it happens Enquirer and The Star. C'mon people, you students unable to attend college all across smooth with the rules of the game. and have happened once. And once is too often. Okay, again. are ;;ollege students - the best and the rhe country. So I called the S.A.H. and they forgotten why they are playing. so my frienct-'wasn' t badly hurt. So the guys brightest - the hope of America. Pick up a patched me through to Bill Roth's office, didn't manage to get his necklace, which he Jill Cortright is a columnist for The Review., t'/ew York Times every now and then, and where a staff member courteously answered Bill Werde is President of the Interfraternity told me wasn't even an especially valuable Edge of Perception appears every pther ~ave The Enquirer for when you run out of my questions. Guess what?! I had it wrong Council and a columnist for The Review. one. Tuesday. Send e-mail responses to totlet paper. all along. Yes, there is a $10 billion dollar One-Eyed Tho11ghts appears eve/}' Tuesday. But what if he hadn 't known self-defense? [email protected]. l So the big issue on the table now is the proposed cut in Education Spending, but it 's Send e-mail responses to [email protected]. What if he had resisted more when the guys ~udget, and the whole affair reeks worse than actually going to increase student loan tried to take his necklace? What if one of the

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s early Thursday evening. Joe College is tired of the party 'The pool world's a small world;' McClain says. "If some­ cene, but Social Sally doesn't feel like sitting at home. By Dan Clark body had the big bucks and they were gambling, people would E Just what is it exactly about Don's that brings about notions Known to Delaware students for its easy access as well as its come from all over and bum like four or five thousand dollars." ally suggests pool. "Are you kidding?" Joe of an old-style pool hall? It may be the fact that you walk ·up a inexpensive rates, the Hen Zone is a practical and convenient McClain was quick to add, "It doesn't happen anymore replies, "It's the middle of set of rickety old steps in a dimly lit stairwell to a suspi­ place where students can feed their sporti ve craving for pool. because there's nobody really here to gamble with." November. We'll cious-looking room before viewing the tables, some of The Hen Zone is commonly cited by students as the best The sign on the smal (glass door that leads down to Q-Stix ' freeze!" What Joe which are over 50 years old, with pre-racked balls place to pl ay pool on campus. 'This place is nice and open;' numerous tables reads "No Gambling," but Scott admits an misunderstands is waiting to be broken. graduate student Adrian Peoples says. "I can catch a game if I innocent kind of betting goes on-their young patrons play for It could also be that upon entering the three­ want, or a popular TV show, and it's filled wi th people I have that Sally is talk­ iillill•.,js;od::as or hot dogs. ing about bil­ windowed room, which seems to be secluded something in common with -college students:· i Another employee of Q-Stix, liards, from the outside world, you pass the owner, In an effort to relieve themselves from their studies for sophomore Michelle swimming. Don McClain. He is perched atop his stool, a while, students wi ll often flock to the Zone, which Jordan, adds, "A lot of A f t e r keeping a watchful eye over his hall. is typically at its peak on Thursday evenings. make pool laughing off McClain, the owner since 1977, says his These pool players aren'tlooking to enter any lifestyle. It's a the initial hall is geared toward serious players who tournaments, they simply long for a recreation matter of practice misunder­ don't like to be bothered by outside factors that takes them away from the daily stresses of · when it comes standing, Joe ·such as blaring music and big-screen TVs. college life. Tournaments can certai nly be to pool. realizes that "Anybody that's a little more seri ous into found, but they're intended for those who "When pool is just the spon doesn't want to hear loud music," devote numerous hours to the mathematical you play the right way McClain says. "If you're trying to practice or discipline of billiards. These shotmakers pool, you to get out and play good, you don't want that . - - ­ tend to have their $100 to $1000 cue sticks need to play still relax. to bother you." · specially made. The poli shing of it a good 10- Now for the However, loud the wood can take anywhere 15 hours a tough part. Wnh pool music is a trademark from three months to four day. You have becoming an increas- today's generation years, because each stick . to make that ingly popular sport, Joe an ingredient is sought to be made your job. Sally's options of places to play popularity. without even slight When you play vary. Are they looking for a convenient, According to imperfections. that much, even­ inexpensive place to play, or a place where they can hang out employee Virgil Scott, They swagger in with tually, that's how and listen to some tunes while shooting a little stick? Better yet, who also gives . their hand-crafted sticks you make your are they looking for a place where the next George Thorogood lessons at Q-Stix in hundred-dollar genuine money - by playing in video might take place, with some serious, straggly pool play­ selection of music leather cases with names like tournaments and gam­ ers? one of the main di "Minnesota Fats," "Pool Hall bling:· Well, Joe and Sally, along with other potential sticksters, are ferences that sepa- Duke," "Hawaiian Brian," or "Q­ Of course, many people don't use pool lucky, because Newark has all three: the Hen Zone in the base­ rates his place BaU Wizard" branded across the as their main source of income, but as a way to relax and enjoy ment of the Perkins Student Center for the recreational pool work from other side. a competitive sport which requires accurate hand-eye coordi­ player; Q-Stix Billiards in Newark Shopping Center for the pool halls. They 're the type of playtBoston-based pop band, two members of October-released CD. the plea was ignored. After such an introduction the emergency room worker; she seems door behind him. which are originally from Delaware, had been on a The whole affair had an air of a large family band played timidly the rest of the evening. as though she has a million things Sue Pate, a nurse from the previ­ two-month national tour playing with the likes of reunion - and it didn't seem coincidental that It had to be one of the weirdest shows Papas going on at once yet is able to di s­ ous shift, explains that the "office" ls Urge Overkill and Guided by Voices when they Asthana's microphone was turned up higher than Fritas has ever played. With the majority of the play personal concern for every indi­ the doctor's sleeping quarters un~l scuffled shyly onto stage at the Amy E. duPont the lead singer and guitarist Tony Goddess. audience consisting of their drummer's relatives vidual. the patients start to shuffle throu" Music Building Friday. Goddess may be the songwriter of the trio, but in a and friends, who stayed in their seats for the dura­ This is a necessary skill when the door. How they sleep at all col,­ Most mothers might make a special dinner for concert organized by Asthana's mother and the tion of the performance, there was a certain lack of dealing with a patient strung out on tinues to be a mystery, as the noiJe the whole family when their daughter comes home Indian Student Association, he was a little outnum­ passion in the pop band's set. PCP who arrives at the center in hi s coming from the waiting room to visit, but not the mother of Shivika Asthana, bered. Despite the energetic nature of the songs and birthday suit, as has happened in the usually from intoxicated patrons Papas Fritas' drummer and back-up vocalist. Nix "Shivika just has tons of re latives," Goddess bouncy rhythms, the shy trio never really cut loose past. At the center, Cathy deals with makes it difficult to hear yours~ the dinner plans - mom throws a concert. comments. "I think they just wanted to organize a Friday, most likely due to the passive nature of the everything from drug abuse cases to think. "All my friends, they all know her," says Manjul gig they could come to." audience. Asthana was hesitant behind her drumset drunken mishaps. Once, she says, Ward has her own fraternity na Asthana of her daughter. "Well, we want to hear Asthana's sister set the tone for the evening the center got a visit from a man who her. Why don't they pl!!-Y here?" when she came up on stage to introduce Papas had accidentally lodged Tic-Tacs in \ see PAPAS F RITAS page 84 see EMERGENCY pag6-84 '

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Stray Tracks The Buzz Dark clouds surround Ahhh ... the smell of the crisp air wel­ "Extreme Measures," a California judge ' comes us into the heart of autunm as we has "granted" the ·"Nine Months" star an new Sunny Day release relish the crinkle, crush, crinkle of the ·extension. Sunny Day Real Estate last record these guys will ever put out - make leaves beneath our feet. And it's about Sunny Day Real Estate this opening song as morose and dismal as they time - for a while there, it seemed like FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN LEND THEM YOUR EARS Sub-Pop Records get. fall would never arrive. It's also time to Rating: "CrC"t -<.h'c"lj After you've listened to the first cut about 50 find out what's going on in other comers times in a row, you will realize that there are still of the world, so you and your friends have After the smash of Meadoaf's 1993 "Bat Out of Hell U," "Welcome to the BY OAKLAND L. CHILDERS eight more to run through your brain. The rest of something to talk about -other than your eighborhood" hits stores everywhere this A.ui.o;Wnt Entt'Ttllinment Editor the record isn't so obviously sad, but the despair is friends who aren't in the room. There aren't enough words in the English lan­ still there, evidenced in singer Jeremy Enigk's soft morning. The Comeback Ki'ng, as he has guage that mean emorional. But if there were a mil­ voice on songs like "Red Elephant." VITAMINB been dubbed by some, gave us a taste of lion such words, and all of them were used to The music may lift you up to a happy place for the new CD weeks ago with the single describe the second release by Seattle's Sunny Day a little while, but sooner or later Enigk's words are Just like M&M lovers everywhere have release ''I'd Die for You." It stinks for some of you who want to ~eal Estate, it might still be hard to get the point going to seep into your head and drag you back pondered the absence of ta!l peanut across appropriately. down to that lonesome place in the back of your M&Ms, poppers of Flintstones Vitamins see her, but tickets for Alanis Morissette For anyone who bought their first record, "Diary," mind that we all hate to admit exists. have wondered why Betty Rubble was at the Bob on Dec. I have been sold out left out of the multi-colored food supple­ Worse than that, Red Hot Chili or saw one of the band's live performances, the same Enigk's range is incredible. Some of his songs, comparison to what Mendel and Goldsmith accom­ ment mix. Peppers' drummer Chad Smith hun his problem might exist in describing what it's like to like "8," are whispered like lullabies, while others are plished with Enigk and guitarist Dan Hoerner as But wonder no longer, all you fans of hand, resulting in the postponement of know the band has called it quits. It might have been sung with such an honest tone of deferred hope that it Sunny Day. the wasp-waisted cartoon character. Come their Dec. 12 show at the Electric Factory easier on fans if Sunny Day had simply churned out a truly sounds like he is cry ing out in pain. Whatever possessed Sunny Day Real Estate to January, Betty will appear in chewable in Philly. 1 sloppy sophomore effort and let things go at that, but The tune "Theo B" picks up where Diary's break up could not possibly have been se rious enough form as Bayer, the company that manufac­ But fret not- Bob Dylan and Patti such is not the case. The band's self-titled second "Seven" left off. Both songs are passionate to the to warrant such a drastic action, not when music as tures the vitamins, throws caution to the Smith will be appearing at the Factory release is at least as good as, if not bener, than their point of tears while throwing in enough tempo and brilliant and affecting as theirs hangs in the balance. wind and allows Betty to join Rubble­ Dec. 15 and 16, and tickets cost only $25 . first. Obviously the band didn't break up for a lack of rhythm changes to keep things interesting as well as Rumors that Enigk has a solo acoustic effort in the hubby Barney in the bottle. creativity. somber. works have been circulating, but that does little to fill Unfonunately,just like the replacement OH, THOSE GLORIOUS MANES The record is not one for someone looking for a Last year, after finishing the new record, Enigk the void left by the foursome. of plain tan M&Ms by blue ones, the pick-me-up, good times, happy-go-lucky kind of became a born-again Christian and quit the band. He What they've left in their wake are two first-class Flintmobile will see its last days in pro­ While some of us live for a good-hai r album, and it wastes no time in delivering the emo­ eventually decided to give Sunny Day another go, hut recordings and a lot of disappointed fans who would duction with the advent of the Betty vita­ moment and others of us can't even dream tional rants that make the band so appealing to the not before drummer William Goldsmith and bass have liked to see the group reconcile its differences nun. of a good-hair day, a Supercuts survey of less-enthused among us . player Nate Mendel had teamed up with ex-Nirvana -and to make records that are emotional because of hair stylists nationwide has revealed this The first song, "Friday," is a lesson in melancholy. drummer Dave Grohl to tour with his project, Foo their contelll, not because the band who made the NEW RELEASES year's list of the be t and worst-tressed in The song is the kind of tune that makes you remem­ Fighters. Sunny Day Real Estate thus became a thing mu sic is gone for good. ber every breakup and bad day of your life. A lot of of the past even before its new record hit the stores. Hollywood. minor chords ·_ and the knowledge that this is the Foo Fighters is a top-notch outfit, but it pales in Only 12 hours after Howard Stem's Actors Val Kilmer of"Top Gun" fam e new book, ''Miss America," hit the stands and Jennifer Aniston of "Friends" received kudos for their styles, wlule song­ Temples of Boom Grinch last Monday, high demand for the King ol' Cypress Hill Grinch All Media's latest tome forced the book birds Neil Young and Courtney Love In the Stores were maligned for their mangy manes. Sony Music Enrerrainment Independent Release into its sixth printing. Rating: -<.'f"lj"lj Rating: -<.hhh'r The 479-page novel, which the author And as for Chicago Bulls forward Nuisance dedicated to his unpaid interns, features a Dennis Rodman, those surveyed suggest­ Menswe@r Cypress Hill's latest album, "Temples of Grinch's long-awaited new album, once promised photo of Stem and O.J Simpson- with ed he needs to make a hair color decision London the caption "Getting Away With Murder." and stick with it. Rating: "Cc-<.'r"lj Boom ," perfectly captures the essence of these for last May. is a I 0-song showcase of the band 's soul assassins- both their strengths and short­ unique sound and spontaneous jams. 1l1e CD, recorded On Stem's radio show Wednesday morning, quirky comedian Jon Stewart, THIS AND THAT • All hail Blur. Their 1992 "Parklife," ignored here, comings. live in State College, Pa., introduces nine new tracks, The album's power is its music. OJ Muggs all reminiscent of the band 's last release, "Wilbur.'' of the shon-lived "Jon Stewan Show," started a pop revolt against smelly grunge bands over revealed he is working on a movie. Come the new year, comics page main­ in Britain. Numerous bands have since taken Blur's carries "Temples" on his shou lders like a beast "Tucson-grand canyon," originally recorded on that "Wishful Thinking.'' due out sometime stay "Calvin and Hobbes" will become a lead to write poppy songs that are reminicent of the of burden. His beats are determined and album, is included in "Grinch" and epitomizes unflinching in their precision. Songs like Grinch's dazzling use of clean electric guitar, key­ next year, will also showcase the talents of thing of the past. Cartoonist Bill late '70s New Wave in Britain. Jennifer Beals of 1980s ·'Fiashdance'' Watterson announced his retirement Menswe@r is the newest of these new fab bands. "Stoned Raiders" and "Illusions" stand as a tes­ boards, bass and percussion (complete with bongo ) fame and Drew Barrymore, the once­ Thursday, marking the end of the road for This band crashes through ringing choruses, hyper­ tament to his skill. that makes them a favorite of Deadheads and Ph ish adorable Genie from the movie ''E.T." the 9-year-old strip, which featured the fast melodies, and the catchiest songs written in a long The problem with the album lies in its lyrics. enthusiasts. an tics of a lovable 6-year-old boy and his time. The songs on this album bounce, really. Thi s is Sen Dog is passively absent, and B-Real's nasal Their songs range from beautiful, floating melodies drawl grows annoying over the spread of the to energetic, swirli ng adventures like "1l1e Shape,' ' a TSK, TSK, TSK mischievous stuffed tiger. pure pop. Few songs make it past three minutes, and Even Pamela Anderson has it rough every one is laden with skads of sugary hooks scat­ entire album. song that gathered an enthusiastic response from the Actor Hugh Grant, caught this sum­ sometimes. The "Baywatch" star and wife teretl all over the place. Lightweight pop, but a splen­ Added to B-Real's tired vocal style is his one­ audience at a recent show at Mako's, with people mer having relations with prostitute of Motley Crue's Tommy Lee plunked did time nonetheless. sided focus. Marijuana-centered rap is losing its toward the stage dancing away and others just enjoying addictive appeal. But the Hill is still repulsively the sounds produced from Grinch's singular chemistry. Divine Brown, was supposed to complete down $500 for cosmetic concealers and rife with reefer rhymes . .an AIDS education program yesterday as cover-up at a California eiman Marcus puni shment for his indiscretions. department store. - Derek Harper -Steve Myers -Mark jolly However, because Grant has been in Europe working on his next film, -Alyson Zamkoff HOROSCOPES ~Book Nook

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These images are juxtaposed with the silence he Smith Hall (All movies St ) abilities will be impressed. not take advantage of you. Dawson begins by relating his feelings about shares with hi s ailing mother on her deathbed. - nei­ Die Hard' With a Vengeance 8 (Fri .). 10:30 leaving England to go live in Los Angeles with a ther of them ha any idea what to say. The result of (Sat. l inc Months 10:30 (Fri .), 8 (Sat.) SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) family he has never met. He recounts beautifully his this scene is a tender picture of a son losing his 21) It will be a good day to look You may find yourself in a sticky sit­ initi al reaction, as a 9-year-old, to his new family mother. Regal Peoples Plaza 13 (834-8510) ahead and begin to finalize plans uation today. Concentrate on your and other Californians. This part is one of the few that has any effective (All times good through Thurs. , Nov. t6) that will take shape in the future. primary objective, and don't get He describes his grandmother as having unde­ depth; it is the only time there is a sense that Dawson Home for the Holidays t, 4, 7, 9:45 trapped in a web of intrigue. fined features because he never gets a clear look at has made some emotional investment in his writing. Golddiggers 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 9:40 Copycat her face when thev first meet. This is because she In fact , it seems Dawson tip-toes around certain 1:20, 4:20. 7:20.9:55 Dead Presidents 1: tO , CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN. 19) CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) never looks directly at themes that would gtve his 4:10, 7:10. 10 Powder I, 4. 7, t0:05 Ace Trust in your discretion today. Do You may have to spend money to him. accounts some extra mean­ Ventura Two I. 2. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Get not hesitate to play an active role accomplish your agenda. Private He remembers his ing to the reader. Shorty 1:35 , 4:35 , 7:35 , t0 :05 Vampire in in any upcoming secret negotia­ negotiations may be necessary this uncle as vaguely resem­ His experience with an Brooklyn I : 15, 4:15, 7:15. 10:10 Seven t: 10, tions. evenmg. bling his father and bei ng African-American train 4:10. 7: tO. 9:50 Now and Then 1:05, 4:05. quite brash as he hurl s 7:05 , 9:50 Never Talk to Strangers 7:40. tO porter is not given enough insults at the grandmoth­ Maltrats t :40, 4:40 Fair Game I :30. <1 :30, LEO (JULY 23-AUG.22) attention, especially in AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.IS) er. The neighbor down the light of the racial preju­ 7:30. 10:10 An investigation may finally come A message will be delivered in your abscence and may contain essential street likes to walk dices of his American fam­ to fr uition. However, you may feel around the house nude ily. Cinemark Movies I 0 (994-7075 ) as though you are still lacking a infonnation. Make an effort to gath­ er the relevant facts as soon as possi­ without regard to the Also, the interesting (All times good through Thurs., Nov. 16) crucial element. Ace Ventura 2 12:55 , 1:25 , 3:05 , 3:35. 5:t5. ble. young boy getting an eye­ theme of Dawson's assimi­ ful of her robust body. lation into American cul­ 5:45 , 7:25, 7:55 , 9:40, 10:10 Vampire in PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH 20) Brooklyn t2:50. 3: tO. 5:30.7:45, 10:05 Fair VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) After that. the book ture seems all too quickly Game t. 3: I 0, 5: t 5. 7:25. 9:55 Get Shorty Try to avoid the kind of hazards In the past, you may have had diffi­ becomes laden with all­ pushed aside. t:l5, 4:15, 7:20. 9:45 Copycat 1:05, 4:15, and obstacles that usually slow culty advancing within your compa­ too-predictable accounts Dawson makes little of 7:'05 , 9:50 Powder I :20, 4:20. 7:10, 9:35 you down. You cannot afford to be ny, but today you can make signifi­ of boyhood antics. his being coaxed into say­ ow and Then 12 :45. 3:05. 5:25 . 7:40, 10 delayed today. cant headway and impress your Dawson's style in pre­ ing the pledge of alle­ Three Wishes l:t0,4:10, 7, 9:30Seveo 1:20. boss. sentin g his childhood giance by a narrow-minded 4:05, 7: t5 , 10 ARIES (MARCH 21 -APRIL 19) memories becomes more teacher. He reflects on it You can ensurea new project's LIBRA (SEPT. 23-0CT. 22) important than the story like a child not realizing Christiana Mall (368-9600) eventual success by getting under­ You may have to acquire some it se lf, which is boring at the significance of the pas­ (All times good through Thurs. , Nov. 16) way as soon as possible. A minor technical knowledge today in times. sage, which only detracts To Die For 2, 4: t5, 6:45 , 9: 15 Home for the error may have major repercus- order to take a necessary shortcut In recounting the stories, he tries to keep a child­ from the effectiveness. Holidays 2:15, 4:15 , 7. 9:15 Gold Diggers hood perspective but does so at the cost of losing He tries to capture these things through the sub­ 2:30. 4:30, 6:45, 9 Scarlet Letter 2, 4:50, sions. · toward accomplishing a major some valuable insight. tlety of hts story-telling. He so restricts the view­ 8:30 How to Make an American Quilt 3, personal goal. What saves this otherwise tedious story is the ease pomt of the book to that of a young boy that it is all 6 ~ 15, 9 with wbich Dawson switches between memories of the reader can see. Los Angeles and those of England. The ·settings of The book takes an interesting turn when Dawson each memory come to life through Dawson's vivid redefines hts relationship to his memories. descriptions told with the freshness of a child. As an adult, he_ becomes the memory for his He looks at mountaintops in the California coun­ father, who IS suffenng from Alzheimer's disease. As PLAJTERS THAT MAlTER: tryside that shine in the sun and thinks there is snow hts father begins to forget certain aspects of his life, on top of them. In England, he remembers the dark­ D~w so n tnes to fill in the gaps by retelling the mem­ ness and rain of a Yorkshire autumn. ones over and over. Alternative Albums Record Sales Club Sin~:les The movement between time and space is seam­ In the passages that deal with his father's illness, courresy oJWVUD's "Cuffing Edge" couriesy of Rainbow courtesy ofWVUD's "Club 91.3'' Jess. Dawson makes the jumps seem natural as each Dawson seems detached from any feeling. He ana­ memory is related to the next by clear and discerning lyzes the accounts he helps his father remember by I , Scare Your Roommate Compilation I. Mellon Collie and the In6nite I. Last Days detai I. attempllng to look at them as his father would . Various Arrists Sadness Onyx One of the best examples, and a more touching Howe~er, Dawson begins to realize that his own 2.' Me Me Me 2. Ice Cream Smashing Pumpkins moment in the book, is how Dawson describes his memory ts selective. He wonders if he is doing his ' Air Miami Raekwon 2. Jagged Little Pill mother's cancer-related death. father any good by remembering the past for him. 3: Washing Machine Alanis Morriseue 3. U Don't Know Part II He starts by retelling a memory of his mother's The end result _is an interesting look into the Sonic Yourh 3. Alice in Chains Old Dirty Bastard interaction with two funeral plot salesmen. From make-up of memones and how people change them 4. On Alice in Chains 4. The Natural this, it is learned by the reader that his mother wants through thetr own imaginations. Echobel/y 4. Liquid Swords Mic Geronimo to be cremated and have her ashes scattered on a part Despite various unoriginal accounts and the 5. The Flaming Lips The Genius 5. Liquid Swords of Dales in England. underdeve~?pment of certain ideas, "Living The Flaming lips 5. Ozzmosis The Genius The next sequence takes place at his mother's Backwards ts an excellent depiction of the inter­ ,. Ou.y Osbourne deathbed. Dawson jumps· back and forth between connectedness of a person's memories.

' \• November 14, 1995 . THE REVIEW . 83 NJ jokester goes public

onstagc." Comedian Ritch Shydner Shydner had not always aspired to be a comedian. After attending Gettysberg College, he got hi s degree from George makes funnies about the hills M ason law school in Washington. D.C. His first time at Comic Strip, a cl ub in New York City, he , and valleys of his past life saw live comedians perform. He knew he was funnier than alt but the fifth comedian, who turned out tu be Jerry Seinfeld. BY ERIN RUTH At 25, Shydner moved to New York, where he "did the Copr£diwr whole struggling thing." Ritch Shydher's theory on comedians goes something like In the early '80s, comedians were treated like rock stars, this: as children, they are either "beaten like dogs" or they are with their pick of women and drugs. He says he was a "slave "treated as gods." to the party." He then moved to Los Angeles. The comedian, who performed at the Comedy Cabaret in The crowd at the club is made up of mostly couples in their Wilmington on Saturday night, comes across as a driven, 30s and 40s and seems to know the enti re comedic history of I obsessive, fast-talking performer. The 42-year-old is good­ the comedian. looking despite hi s receding hairline, which he insists is a Shydner banters with the audience in a familiar, comfon­ "progressive forehead." able tone that makes it seem like Uncle Ritch is entenaining ' Onstage, Shydner is candid about his former cocaine addic­ the family with funny stories. The club is peppered with hi s tion and alcoholism. ''If it's funny," he later says, "it's not old high school and college friends. offensive." Shydncr grew up in Penn ville, N.J., (where Bruce Willis i He says that the flexible nature of his career choice (he typ­ from) and is frequently interrupted by beefy, pony-tailed ically performed only 45 minutes to an hour each night) working class men shouting inside jokes from his college' enabled him to continue hi s-cocaine addiction and drinking years, some of which he is not even aware. problem. "The lifestyle of comedy enabled me to do that "Do Canyon-man!" yells one audience member. 'Tell the longer without losing my job," Shydner says. For him, doing flagpole story! '" is another request. The disti nct mel! of stale comedy was a "desperate plea for survival," but most comedi­ smoke and strong aftershave lotion permeates the club. ans, like the revered, spoiled child, have a vulnerabi lity, a The hecklers' bellows range from "Did you ever get laid in "cuteness factor" that Americans are drawn to. the Eisenhower tower?"' to "Did you ever masturbate to Mrs. He'll talk openly about practically anything. In fact, the Eisenhower's picture?" only things that remain private are his 5-year-old and 4- Shydner has appeared on "The Tonight Show,'" "Late ight momh-old daughters and occasionall y his second wife. with David Letterman" and "Designing Women." He was Shydner leaves his children out of his comedy routine hired as a regular on "Married ... With Children'" but his char­ because "it's their life." Hi s latest career endeavor. writing for acter was dropped after a year. His movie credits include the hit comedy "Roseanne," has enabled him stay close to hi s "Beverl y Hills Cop 11 ." ·To Live and Die in LA" and family and home in California "Roxanne.'" During his college days in Pennsy lvania, Shydner got bids Comedy is a " lousy hobby'" because it · ~ a ··very obsessive to go to parties from people to entice him to their panies for thing," Shydner says. He would have to be onstage every night entenainment. to feel like he was wonhwhile. Friends encouraged Shydner to try hi s hand at comedy. His Shydner realized the dark and fast li festyle of touring first stage appearance was at the Iguana Coffeehouse in 1978, would catch up with him. "The way I was going. I was ei ther which was filled with "hippies waiting for disco tci die." He gonna die or end up with a miserable life;· he says. - followed a poet, and Shydner remembers to this day the last Shydner's life is more grounded now. He says he qui( line of the poem: "Like the mango, we are ripe for revolution." drinking and doing drugs I 0 years ago, now getting his highs Shydner says he bombed that night, but one unknown audi­ off creative writing. He is unapologetic about being an ob e - ence member repeatedly laughed at hi s jokes. After hearing sive person. "I' II always need that." he says. ··It 's pan of who THE REVIEW I Alan Smythee the laughter of someone he didn't know, he was hooked. I am." ' Ritch Shydner inspired laughter and audience participation at Wilmington's Comedy Every chance he got, he says, "I talked people into letting me Cabaret Saturday night. He sprinkled funny anecdotes with serious life lessons. A semi- 'Fantastick' rendition

BY LEA 1 E ~IILWAY they li ve, love and learn. while imploring David W. Strauss sits behind a g rand Mwwgitlj: Ne\t !i Editor the a udience to ··try to remember the piano on the side of the stage and pro­ A boy loves a girl. month of September. . ."' vides the accompaniment. A girl loves a boy. · At times, the story slows down, but The pseudo-feuding fathers in the play Their fathers arc feuding. the freq uent upbeat songs draw the a udi­ are characterized by Charles L. DeLong Will they ever be able to marry'l Will ence back in as the play tries to deliver a Jr. and Mark Siegel. The two men play they find happiness'l Will the harsh real­ message about the heartaches o f love. o ld cronies in a love/hate relationship ities of life kill their love'l This is most effecti vely presented by the and enjoy complaining about their chil­ The musical 'The Fantasticks'" sings character El Gallo. the narrator a nd ban­ dren. through this archetypal story of love dit, w he n he tells the viewers, " We must Though Siegel's voice may waver into found. lost and found again. all die a bit before we grow again." inaudibility a few too many times, over­ This rendition of the count ry's Performed hy Nay Barber, E l Gallo all their relationship is amusing to longest-running play is performed by the serves as a vehicle to break the boy's watc h. Any chance to see two men sing a B acchus Players. a professio nal commu­ spirit a nd the girl 's heart. In its combina­ comparison of vegetables to children nity theater group. under th e direction of ti on of cynicism and daring, B arber's s ho uld not be passed up. J. Adam Wyatt , a junior theater produc­ acting is reminiscent of the dread pirate Another unique aspect of this play is tion major. Roberts in the film "The Princess Bride."' the obvious effort to invoke a surrealistic Photo Counesy of JelfWilb:u11S Wyatt's directorial debut delivers a The young lovers, played by two uni­ atmosphere. Freshman Emily Nagoski Actor/director Bruce Fay and Linda Vodovis star in Randy Noojin's ''You Can't Trust _ production that is easy to watch and versity alumni Todd B. C ha ppe lle and plays a mute, who sets up the simple the Male;' one of three one-act plays in production at the Chapel Street Theatre. understand. Tho ugh it may not c hange Amy Gee, a re very talented s ingers stage decoratio ns and is available at any lives o r bring tears, it is a pleasant way whose voices a re heightened by the moment to hand an actor a prop, from a to pass the evening. s mall-theater acousti cs of Bacchus. plum to a sword. In the intimate atmosphere of the The score to th e "Fantasticks" is not With her presence - and El Gallo's One-acts miss their mall stage in Bacchus Theatre, the easy­ the most complex in musical theater, but frequent reference to " the play" - it is I to-follow musical carri es th e audience the songs a re enjoyable and adequately impossible for the audience to pretend a lo ng with the story of a boy and a g irl as set o n the small stage. Musical directo r the action on-stage is real. That keeps the upbeat spirit of the play intact even when chance to play up love the actors attempt to portray the darker aspects of life and love. - Humor colors most of the dialogue in BY CATHERINE HOPKINSON utters such lines as "I can tum a tiny lock and open the play, but the characters of Henry and Assisram Entenainmem Editor up your soul again'" with a remarkable lack of, well. Mortimer, two " hired" actors who stage In an unprecedented move for tile Chapel Street soul. abductions and battles for a cost, keep Players, opening night of their latest production, The actors were just too nonnal for the e eccen ~· the audience laughing. "Acts of Love,'' was based on audience participa­ tric parts. The lighting direction does need tion. The second vignette of "Welcome to the Moon"'' work, bec.ause at times the characters are Well, son of. was set in a saloon in the Old West. Though com­ shro uded in blackness, forcing the a udi­ At the end of the evening's performance. the plete with cowboys, whores, and bartenders. the best ence to strain in an attempt to discern audience members cast their ballots to decide which performance came from a non-stereotypical charac­ who is delivering the lines. At o ther of the one-act presentations would represent Chapel ter. As a girl who longs to get o ut into the world, moments, though , the lighting is very Street Players in the Delaware Theatre Association's Lanie Arnold invested her character with an optic effective; for example when the idealis­ annual one-act play festival in the spring. mistic yearning that overshadowed the cowboys' ti c boy is drenched in red as he heads It should have been a much hardec decision than bravado or the slut 's sexiness. toward the uncharted territo ry of the real it actuall y was. Hurst evidently wasn't saving the best for last world. l11e best play of tl)e three was the one thai with the final vignette, "A Lonely Impulse of Unlike the recent production of " West focused most on what was supposed to be the sub­ Delight.'" In it, two men arc standing by Central Park Side Sto ry" by Harringto n Theatre Arts ject of all of them -romance and relationships. lake as one of them looks for the love of hi s life, a Company, this show does not attempt Randy Noojin's "You Can't Trust the Male," the mermaid who li ves in the lake. complicated choreography. There are a second play presented, delved deeply into the uncer­ Dominic returned to the stage as Walter, but just ' few times when more movement is called tainties of meeting someone new. Laura and Harvey wasn't earnest enough for the part. He smiled too , for, but overall, the decision to keep the are New Yorkers who meet in a night school class­ much, and consequently never looked serious about actors stationary o n the stage is the best, room and slowly get to know each other. the longing he supposedl y felt for a mermaid. Mike especially with the audience seated at the It rums out he's her nosy mailman who's been Kranyak was good as Jim, displaying just the right base of the stage. Excess movement readi ng her personal correspondence, including a amount of incredulity at his friend's idiocy. • would have distracted from the mus ic Dear John letter she received from her ex. Hurst describes the vignettes written by John , and lyrics. Tracy Friswell, one of two actresses a lternating in Patrick Shanley as "surreal and abstract." While thi s , Any faults in the production are due to the role of Laura, balances a natural friendliness might be true, the actors did not seem comfonable the script itself, which at times wanders with conditioned New York suspicion. Director enough with these qualities for the vignette t9 off on a tangent that may be funny but Bruce Fay demonstrated the finest acting of the work. leaves the story line hanging. Also at evening, playing Harvey's vulnerability to the hilt, The third play in the festi val was an "old classi<; • times the script does not delve adequate­ complete with self-conscious mumbling and body with a twist,'' according to director Adam Zangara•• ly into the theme of living and learning language. The adaptation of Moliere's 'Tartuffe" was dorrc from life. Although very funny at times, the play also con­ Beverly Hills-style. When the boy returns, deflated and tains at least one pearl of wisdom. What might be Zangara calls the change "more relaxing anti broken from his time on the road, he the message of the play comes through when fun" than doing it the original way. says, "The world happened to me." This Harvey tenderly tells hi s crush, 'The only way out is The play centers around the tunnoil that ensues show won't fully explain why life can be through.'' when Orgon brings home his good friend, the pseu­ so heartless, but the playwright's solu­ Fay describes the play as "a slice of life." Harvey do-saintly Tartuffe, played sleazily by Raben tion is to find someone to love. and Laura's speech is realistically accented '\fld pep­ Schaefer. " Without a hurt, the heart is hollow," pered with profanity, a Ia Brooklyn. The lines were said in rhyme, Dr. Seuss-fashion, El Gallo sings, reminding the audience However, Fay says the coarse language was which was cute. l11e play also contained a lot of to find someone to love and stick with it, "toned down a bit for this crowd,'" which was com­ physical co.medy, especially by Kranyak, wh~ no matter what. prised mostly of older folks. played Orgon. ' And sing a lot, too. That a lways helps. The first play of the evening, "Welcome to the Though it was a bit long, 'Tartuffe"' was engag­ The musical will be performed Moon," presented in three vignettes, might have ing enough to keep the audience's attention to the Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights at been tough to accept for those looking for some­ end. 8:15p.m. thing they could follow. 'These shouldn't be taken No one will know which of the three plays will Tickets may be bought at the door, or literally," says director Gretchen Hurst. go to the one-act fe ti val until the board of directors ordered in advance at the Bob Carpenter Cenainly not. The first vignette, ''Down and considers all the factors, but the popular vote will be Convocation Center Box Office and Out," centers on a couple who are forced to live on the most imponant one. Perkins Student Center Box Office. beans and water because the husband, a poet, cannot The winner of the festival in Middletown will go Tickets are $5 for students, $10 for the sell his work. The plot consists of random comments on to regionals, and the winner of that will advance general public and $8 for senior citizens, traded by the two, interspersed with the periodic to nationals. THE REVIEW /Christine Fuller university faculty and staff. interruptions of a dark robed figure who enters their Chapel Street Players have "a fairly good chance University alumnus and Bacchus Player Amy Gee sang with emotion apartment to steal the poet's library card and soul. of winning" at the state level, says production man­ as the female lead in "The Fantasticks," the coun~ry's longest-run- Mario Dominic was not very believable in his ager Judith A. David. "We've won in the past," she ning play. destitute role, and Tracy Johnson (as his "love") adds. • B4ll THE REV IEW. November 14, 1995 Finding iconoclastic solace in the Black Sativa them, gives a crucifix or a star any student from a large state school south apparently over the large room's din, Obviously we didn't but, oh yes, receive the spiritual light this lone more credence than a unique meal of the Mason-Dixon line. This is as a voice and a fantastic light entered we would learn. It seemed our friend black tray possessed. speci fie as I care to get in terms of our new friend 's senses. As we was under the impression that experi- They would say, "Hold on for a tray? This tray has a story all to itself identification except to say that thi s walked through the rows of tables and encing this particular "sign" was the second; I' ll check in the back," and -isn't that enough? man, this figurehead, as he wi II short­ plastic chairs, he was singled out by dawn of a new way of thinking. It rep- we would all fall apart laughing at Perhaps someday the son of the ly prove to be, was befriended by my so me kind of obscure divinity. resented the beginnings of a new what was coming over the speaker­ man in the liquor store (the one who group of cohorts. He stood there. suddenl y filled sense of belonging within our group. phone. Sometimes it was, "We carry spent 20 minutes looking for Black BY CHRIS GREEN This friend rapidly moved up with silent purpose and meaning, and Essentially, a new religion came to that but right now we're all out." We'd Sativa beer) will remember the day Features Editor through the social ranks of our crew pointed to the stack of trays we were fruition, with our recently added hang up the phone, most satisfied with his dad told him the story about "get­ Just in cas'e my fami ly--type people by providing us with new subjects of about to dismantle in order to carry friend as a spiritual leader. the outcome as these people had no ting the Sativa call" that' changed his get a chance to read this, I feel as entertainment each day, it seemed. On our meals. "Look at that black one," He convinced us, in his own unique idea what they were talking about. life. That son could later go out to thoogh I should begin with a small Monday it could be a fake vomiting he said, eyes fixated on a lone black way, that this was for real and that he Nevertheless, the word was out in the build the first Church of the Black disclaimer: I am not currently under, episode out ide our residence hall tray si tting among nearly 300 tan had stumbled upon something much streets. Sativa to further the tradition. nor have I ever been under, any sort of while passers-by would stare in awe ones. "That's Black Sativa," he said. bigger than himself. He contended it This is when I began to ponder my Don't laugh; the likenesses don't strain or pressure to rebel against the of our shameless insolence. Tuesday We all laughed, but he didn't - he was bigger than any of us. own ro le in this task. Am I betraying stop there. Just as the Romans tore values I was brought up with. To per­ night we could find ourselves on a was si lent. We went along with his philosophy my own religion with my involvement apart towns in a hunt for Christians to ceive this writing as any kind of back­ quest to disturb every last person He approached the stack and care­ only for its comedic merits at first. in this new faith I'd found in a black eradicate their beliefs, Dining lash or post-adolescent traumatic attempting to study or tryi ng to con­ fully removed the black sheep from That's when we started noticing a lunch tray? l wondered if my own Services workers have launched simi­ reaction to my childhood would be a vince someone to deffocate from a the middle of the pile; all the while subtle pattern developing: each of us religion (which was largely responsi­ lar searches for the hidden tray. flagrant misinterpretation of my pur­ tree for a small price. His ideas were oblivious to the IS people behind him was becoming serious about spread- ble for instilling a value system in me Maybe they knew something about pose - in addition to making my fresh and they helped keep the group who were forced to hold off on thei r ing the good news of the Black Sativa from a young age) was any more Black Sativa no one else was sup­ mom cry (and I can't have that). lively. lunch until he was done with his to others. Our goal was to make it a viable than Sativa-ism. posed to know. Maybe it s~ared them. ,Now to dispose of the legal mambo WelL this brings us to October of " moment.'' household name. Of course, there are no easy If divine intervention, resistance jah11mbo and cut into a tale that, if 1993. One afternoon, a number of us During the 30 minutes we were We called every pet store in the answers to these questions. My feel­ from the establishment and oral tradi­ nothing else, is capable of raising attended the usual 12:30 p.m. lunch at there, he said nothing to anyone and yellow pages asking them if they had ing, though, leads me to believe that tion are some of the ingredients peo­ some very serious questions dealing the dining halL What transpired at this sat with the tray at his side. At this any endangered Black Salivas in just because one is brought up under a ple base their faiths on, I think it 's with existence and the viability of lunch became history (to us anyway). point, we knew something was going stock. Liquor stores would be quizzed certain set of beliefs, he or she owes it time people learn the lesson that there religion. This piece will also solve a As usuaL we entered and strode past on, so one of us piped up, "What's as to the process one would go to themselves to be open to other is no correct religion, as the e criteria mystery whose answer has been elud­ the tables of bobbing r heads, with you?" through to order a case of Black ideas. After all, who is to say which apply to many situations. All one can ing dining hall officials since the fall Jambalaya and colorful language He si mply replied, " I fin ally have Sativa. We determined from the reac- sect js the right one to get you to du is believe and accept what others of 1993. being thrown about. the Black Sativa. Do you know what tions on the other end of the phone where you want to go? think is holy. Jt all started with a certain transfer Unknown to the rest of us, and this means?" that these people too wanted to What, besides the story behind ----~------~------Papas Fritas comes home

continued from page B I The band's songs are so catchy you might just hate them. But then and Gendel loomed stiffly over his you'll probably be humming their bass. Goddess was the most confident songs in spite of yourself and liking of the trio, but unfortunately his gruff them anyway. The melodies are care­ voice couldn't be heard very well fully arranged with layers of vocal over Asthana's slightly off-key harmonies, driving the bouncy guitar (although charming) backing vocals. and bass rhythms and simple drum One word for the soundman: nepo­ beats. tism. " We ' re trying to be real musi­ Nevertheless, fun was had by all cians," Gendel says wiihout a hint of and the audience got a chance to hear pretentiousness. a little band with a big future in ihe Influenced by such classic rock making. beginnings as The Beach Boys and Papas Fritas was formed when A. the Beatles, Papas Fritas' simple aim I. duPont High School chums is to put the melody back in music. Goddess and Asthana went away to Goddess may have been timid on college at Tufts University in Boston stage Friday, but there is nothing shy and met bassist Keith Gendel. about him when he talks about his The band admits they weren't tak­ music. ing themselves seriously at first , they "I don' t think too many mu sicians were "just rocking," says Gendel, are really focusing on melody and when a friend of theirs from Sunday harmony and all that," he says. Driver Records took a liking to some "I think a lot of bands are just si t­ of the band's low-key vocal-driven ting around strumming,'' he contin­ pop melodies and put them on a 7- ues. "We're taking it beyond that. inch. Every moment of the song should be "We started taking ourselves seri­ just as important as the next in stead ously," Gendel says. of just occasional moments of bril­ Apparently, so did Minty Fresh liance." records, because last year they were Or as Asthana simply puts it, signed to the label and recorded a "We're pretty good at playi ng music full-length CD which was released that doesn' t hurt people's ears." last month. At the concert Friday night. The band learned a lot from their Asthana looked anxiously around at experience recording and touring .. people's faces and asked if thei r According to Goddess, "There 's a lot music was painful to anyone's ears. more to it than just plugging into your No one complained. guitars and strumming." Feasted on any delicious

THE REV fEW I Alan Smythee fiction lately? The Review The Newark Emergency Center on Main Street acts as an intermediary between Christiana Hospital and Student Health Services. A night with emergency room heroes needs book reviewers. cqntinued from page B I don't realize that alcohol ,sends a time vomiting in the NEC rest room. more at home. Call Lauren or Joe at message to your brain to stop The NEC is equipped to handle As the e/1/ollrage of girls exits the for those who enter in packs, as the breathing. everything from migraines to heart emergency room, they begin to real­ resu lt of some type of alcohol-relat­ The staff seems to express con­ attacks. lacerations and respiratory ize all the dangers life at college can 831-4629 ed incident: Drunken Friends of the cern for the well-being of visitors problems. really offe r. L Jnjured. and tries to deal with each incident. "Thi s is a full-service emergency The classic phrase, "I'll never Emerson says guys are usually Emerson says st ud ents need to real­ room; · Ward says. "We are prepared touch another beer again," illus­ funny, and tend to joke around with ize th e center is th ere for emergen­ like [the emergency care rooms at] trates the effects of someone 's first TO DAY'S each other, while girls just go from cies only. "Kid s have a grave mis­ Christiana. Most of the time, we will frightening encounter with alcohol. crying to throwing up when they conception about what th e emer­ stabilize patients enough for trans­ "These kids have to take respon­ CROSSWORD PUZZLE come to the center drunk. gency room is," she says. "It 's not an port to Christiana." sibility for their actions. You can't ACROSS 58 Plump "There is no love like the love of office visit. Ward also says they work with blame others for choices you' ve 1 Huff and puff 59 SurM>On up PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED one drunk for another." Ward laughs. · 5 Blower 60 Finales Jamie Powell, a very ambitious Laurel Hall to provide the kind of made," Ward remarks. "When you 8 Farm baby 62 Creep along The girls who came in like a pack and articulate university nursing stu ­ 12 Lab-cuHure 63 More malure support that allows st udents to feel drink to the effect of an accident, it's medium 64 Father · of wolves are now all standing out­ dent at NEC, agrees with Emerson. comfortable receiving treatment at your responsibility, not someone 13 Aid and.- 65 Monster in fairy side the rest room. asking their 15 Member of a tales "There is danger to students usin g NEC - sort of thei r home away else 's." judge"s panel 66 Poems intoxicated friend if she needs any­ the ERas a family doctor - there is from home. These bizarre and alarming inci­ 16 Irritate 67 Part of a SOCk 'II 17 Thunde~tgod 68 Playwright thing. and if she please let them in a lot of abuse in that," he says. The receptionist escorts the little dents would seem unusual in the 18 "LoolWUOh u 54Romanpoet 48 Chess Piece 26 Extinct bini 42 ~ 55 Nothin' doin"l 49 Flexible 28 Adantic or 43 l~ r.~• 57 - ol meaStJre 53 Areas Pacific ••' 61 Notice SfertoN 2 WOULD LfKt 10 Wf5H A55fgANf 56 BiHiard stick 29 Units 44 Pia onn r.-''"'1:1""""'1:-""'l'f""- l!""""''r-"'W"-48 Snub-nosed ENTff(fAfNHENT B)ffO~ HEArHER. LVNl!H AND

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FOR SALE "EXCELLENT CON,DITION" SPRING BREAK '96 - Call Mary Neal , 366-7060. for Grace Sev illa - Your Alpha Sig Co ll ege Park , 3 Br., i Ba CANCUN, BAHAMAS & interview/ information on ei ther fam il y loves you! Keep guessing. STUDENTS. I NEED YO UR For Sale 119.000. Dewey Beach $800.00, Call For More FLORIDA Parties, sight seei ng positi on. HELP. DO YOU COLLECT Cottage near Starboard on Bayard lnfonnation, Gol dsborough and morel!! Free trips or cash! TOYS 'l MODELS? HAPPY Ave . 2 bedrooms/ I bath. large Realty. 575- 1000. Find out how, call Vagabond Alpha Sigma Alpha- Open House MEAL PRIZES'l I AM DOl G yard/ lots of parking, w/d. shed. Tours (800) 700-0790. Babysitter needed; mornings, Thurs. I 111 6 46 Benny St. A STORY ON STUDENTS Call Pat Renau iL evenings, and weekends at Gold's 5-S pm . WHO COLLECT OUT OF THE :1-800-441-8090. ROOMMATES Gym , located on Kirkwood ORDINARY STUFF NOTHI G .• CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING - Highway. Please ca ll Maureen at IS TOO UNUSUAL FOR THIS Female Roommate needed to Earn up to $2000+/month 633-4653 . AEPhi tha nks Lori Macher for a STORY. .. CALL MATT ­ Plymou th Grand Fury 1982. 'hare School Lane Apt. from Jan. working on Crui se Ships or LanJ­ great fo nn al1 Administrative News Editor - @ Good Condition. Call 999-7435. I - May 31. Ca ll Jessica at Tour compani es. World travel. 837-8417 LEAVE MESSAGE. ~ 500 -!.15-9373. Seasonal & full -time employment Banquet Server/ Food Server Day avai lable. No experience & Even. temp. assign's avai l. in Alpha Xi Delt a's open house- necessary. For more in fonnation the Newark area. Bl ack pant s & 11116, 4-7pm at 135 W. Main Arc you 2 1 years old? Do you LA-Z-Boy Chair - Great Shape. Female roommate needed. call 1-206-634-0468 ex t C52912. shoes white button down shirt Street. All are welcome!! have a drivers license and a credit $65 OBO. 239-0453 . Towncourt APT. $ 150 + util. required. Ca ll Jod i 731-1 Ill. card? Enterprise Ren t - A - Car Leave M-;ssage. rlS-8986. Ca ldwell Staffing Sen·ices. want s to put you in ::t car. Lc:

-~------NATIONAL PARKS HIRING - Anniversary Bash at Down Under. Enterpri se drive you home thi Seasonal & full-time emp loyment Saturday. Nov. 18th 4pm-3am Thank sgiv ing with our extended AIRLINE TICKETS. Salt Lake Female Suhletter needed -Spring available at Nat ional Parks, Video Store- part time nights+ Free Buffet. Bands. DJ's/ week-end special. Call 292-05 24. City &/or Atlanta $150 each, to be Semester- call A.S.A.P Forests & Wildlife Preserve s. weekends. Apply to manager at Danci ng . Souvenir T- shirts. used prior to 12/3/95. Call 7.\3-0484 or 368- 1817. Benefit s + bonuses! VIDEO TAKEOUT, CHESNUT, 368-248 I for detai Is. Call 1-206-545-4804 ex t N52912. HILL PLAZA. EWARK. LOST - Delaware Volleyball Special Event for fre shm an anti Windbrea ker #33 + eycglas es. Roommate wanted Cleveland Ave sophmores - COLLEGE MIXER REWARD - Call 837- 1757. HOUSE FOR SALE: hi-leveL 3 Twnhsc. $333 lease til l May. Part-tim e job - Rea l- estate BALLOON TRAVEL BRINGS at Dow n Under. Reduced cover. Bdrm, I I /2 baths. art ~tud i o . rcc 'o9-.\4 24. ass istant. Flexible hours YOU SPRI G BREAK '96' No cover over 2 1 & Full service room, spacious Park setting, 733-7070. CANCUN, BAHAMAS, bar. Thursday 9PM DJ/ Dancing Typing- fast. accurate, unique backyard minutes JAMAICA, KEY WEST SOUTH to2AM dependable se rvice. (walking) to U of D 368-2481 . HELP WANTED PADRE. PANAMA CifY AND Close to U of D. 738-3745. Wanted!'! Individuals, Student DAYTONA . OYER 900 U of D $ 1750 weekly possible mailing Organizations to Promote STUDENTS-TRAVEL WITH BT ALANNA W. - Your Bi g sister <82 ACCORD, 5 spd ., 4 dr., air, our circu lars. For info cal l (30 I) SPRING BREAK Earn MONEY EACH YEAR' BT IS loves you 1 Have a great week. Wanted: 2 ticket to Alani s cassette. Good tires. Economical. 306- 1207 . and FREE TRIPS CALL INTER­ SPONSORED BY THE U of D dependable . ot a thing of Morrisette Dece mber I at the CAMPUS PROGRAMS PERKINS STUDENT CENTER. Bob. Please call 454-1 340. beaut y, but. what the hell , it's a 1-800-327-60 13 THIS IS OUR IOTH Get Psyched fo r KAPPA cheap car. $1000/ B.O. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED­ http://www.icpt.com ANNIVERSARY ' EA RN FREE DELTA"S Open House Wed. ov. Call Whit 738-5529. Males and fema les. 18 years or TRIPS AND CASH! !' COME 15th, 7- 1Opm , Ewi ng Room­ TYPING - $ 1.50 per page. older and in good hea lth , wanted VISIT US ON MAIN STREET Student Center. Come meet the LASER JET PRINT! G. to participate in clini cal PAID INTERNSHIP!'! (Next to Subway) OR CALL US sisters. 1978 BMW Old but in good EXCELLENT TURNAROUND. pharmacological stu di es Wilmington Adverti si ng Agency ANYTIM E 456-3357. KATHY - 455-1692. running condition. All new parts employing marketed anti (close to Wi lcastl c). Great resu me + new stereo. $1000. Call investigational drugs. Ca ll 2 15- experi ence. $6.50 pe r hour. KAPPA DELTA pledges get ready Michelle at 733-7593 before 4 pm. 823-3330 for detai Is. Flexible schedu le. PERSONAL,S for our white rose celebration. Want to lose weight, look great. or Please call 575-0981 . just feel great? CALL OW ' STUDENTS ' Do you coll ect 832-9708. FOR RENT ***FREE TRIPS & CAS H!!*** weird stuff? Star Wars toys? ANNOUNCEMENTS Find out how hundreds of students ATTENTIO N EVERYONE 1 Plas ti c models? Things other Houses for rent sp rin g semester/ arc already earning FREE TRIPS . $500.00 weekly from home/ do1m people might tind worthless hut ATTENTION ALL next year. Great Locations. and LOTS OF CAS H with Available Wordproce sin g folding ou r pamph let s' No you wou ld n't part wi th for your STUDENTS '!! GRANTS AND $1.75/ page. Anna 733-0629. 7:33-7070. AME RI CA'S # I SPRING Gimmicks' Materials Supplietl 1 life? I want to do a story about SCHOLARS HIPS ARE BREA K COMPANY' Sell on ly Serious Indi vidual s ca ll students who collect weird stu ff AVA ILABLE. BILLIONS OF $$$ 15 trips and travel free! Choose 1-800-484-8462 Extension 3970. and l need yo ur help. IN GRANTS. Like to JAM ? Like to Accoustic Furnished Room Available clo c Cancun. Bahamas, Mazatlan , or ANYTHING WEIRD OR OUT CALL 1-800-633-3834. to campus in large house. major Florida! CALL OW! TAKE A Guitar? Call Scott 456-3062 or OF THE ORDINARY. Debra 837-2354. appli ances. 1/5 utilities BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL ATTENTION STUDENTS ! Ca ll Matt- Administrative News $200/month . Contact Jason at 1 (800) 95-BR EA K TELEPHONE ORDER CLERKS 1 Editor- at 837-84 17. CAS H FOR COLLEGE. 900,000 302-455-1388. MAIN STREET OFFICE! Full or GRANTS AVAILABLE. 0 · AIKIDO DEMONSTRATIO . Part Time Days or· Evenings. REPAYMENTS , EVER. SPRING BREAK - Bahamas, Come see the martial art. aikido in Great Pay. Ca ll Now 452-03 15. Students: Need a part-time job QUALIFY IMMEDIATELY ac ti on. Demonstration will be On ~·a mpus 5 Bedrooms. 2 Bath s. Cancun. Jamaica; Packar:::s from that will bui ld yo ur resume·' Join 1-800-243-2435. Updated, walk ou t deck . ofT street 5299. Organize a gro up anti earn he ld in the Ewing Room of the the University 's Phonation. two Perk in s Student Center on parking. avail. immcd. Call Jeff a FREE trip plus commissions. NEEDED: MANAGING ni ght s/ week , 6:30- 9 p.m. on November 14th at 8:00. 998-1266. Call 1-800-822-0321. REPRESENTATIVES AND campus. Goals: Seek pledges for Free Aikido Classes. Tuesday, Sponsored by the Aikikai AREA COORD! ATORS. Delaware Annua l Fund and 8pm. Saturday. 12pm, Mat Room Foundation of Delaware and the FLEX IBLE HO URS. JIM or update alumni records . $5.00 per at Carpenter. Aikido Club of Aikido Club of UD. • GREG 800-646-6856 ex t. 18 19 . hour. Successful applicants wil l Delaware. Wear loose clothin g, be trained. Call weekdays everyo ne welcome. ' between I :00 antl5p.m. to PRESCHOOL ASSISTANT 2 FREE Cats io a good home. schedule telephone interview. Neutered males. Call 738-8496. needed for T/Th mornings now 83 1-8685. Free to good home. Tan. pan th roug h May. 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Help the Hun gry' Support the Need some Lewi s photos. CA NNED FOOD DRIVE wh ich Got any? Call Pablo at 837-1742. TONIGHT- Tuesday, Nov. 14 benefits the .Food Bank of Delaware Oct.l6- ov. 17, :Better Than ----- 1995. Drops il cs: 2 on each fl oor • in old Ali son Hall , I in Russell Think the world has gone PC? Dining Hai L Sponsored by the Call 837-3537 . .Ezra IN CONCERT JfBAleJ>r09er~ftlsf Nutrition & Dietetics Club. .wjDaveed & Super Drag · Come to all or part of TICKETS: the University ofDelaware~s $12.50 Advance • $13.50 Day of Show MBA Open Uouse.

• Attend a panel discussion that will address all the issues a potential MBA student needs to know. • Discuss the MBA program, one-on-one with cun·ent students, faculty, administrators and alumni. • Attend a mat·keting and/or a the K.EY to your future is ... management class. MR. GREENGENES • Tour the campus and see what is In Concert (10 pm) available to an MBA student. MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY!! •• EVERYTHING When: OPEN HOUSE • $1 Till 11 pm - Every Friday Saturday November 18; beginning at 9:30a.m. No registration necessary, bring your friends and **Refreshments will be served** family. Thursday, November 16th Where: McKinly Laboratory- 004,010,012 The Happiest Hours In Town 115 Purnell Hall, on the corner of Amstel and lit I. .; 2:09 - s.:ooem Early Bird Special (Every Saturday) Orchard Roads, Newark, Delaware 19716 ,.. 50¢ DRAnS • 50¢ SHOOTERS For further information, call 831-4596 Inquire about till 11 pm • $1 RAIL DRINKS or point your web browser to: T~ MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY http://www.udel.edu/alex/mba/mbapage1.html lJ In the department office LOVE SEED MAMA JUMP 050 McKinly Laboratory - 831-2849 www.udcl.edu/dlchman/ml.hlml

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Towne Court Apartments Did! Owner Frank Acierno has totally renovated Towne Court just for you! The hallways and apartments The apartments are much safer and quieter than others because they are constructed of concrete and have new carpeting and GE appliances. Also , a new student-~ensitive, U of D oriented man_agement masonry instead of wood. The hallways are enclosed and have steel stairs and concrete walls. AND THE team is now in place! In addition, he has added a complete f1tness center for your convemence. As RENTS ARE AMONG THE LOWEST .IN THE AREA. seen in the picture above, Mr. Acierno had his son, Golds Gym owner Frank Jr., consult with him to Just think ... wh il e attending the University you will not on ly develop your mind ... but your body too! help meet all your fitness needs. On site along with the fitness center there's a 25 meter Olympic pool, tennis courts, basketball Check us Out! - 368-7000 courts, baseball fields and covered picnic areas! • Oh, we forgot. .. Heat, Hot Water and Parking are all inclusive. So .. .for the Best rental in town, CAU NOW! . ~.THE RE~IEW. November 14, 1995

Take a Trip with the U of D Outing Club~

Fall, 1995: •Weekend trips still available

Winter Session,1996: •4-Day X-Country Skiing, Adirondacks • Backpacking •Canoeing Spring, 1996: •Better meetings and more great trips •Meeting room in Student Center •Caving •Climbing Plus: •Outings Every Weekend •Hiking •Day Trips •Informative, Weekly Meetings ' •White Water Rafting • Meetings every Tuesday at Spm in the ' Outing Club Office, Student Center. • For more info, stop by 202 Student Center ' or call 831-2606! • Become A Member T oda !

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Football UD STANDINGS CALENDAR Wed. Thur. Sun. Mon. : IS:'rOolc at the natiOnal Tues. Fri. Sat. Thru games of II/I3 11114 11115 11116 11118 11/19 11120 . $pOrts scene for the week 1 2 3 4 F YANKEE CONFERENCE 11117 OJ. Nov. 7-Nov. 13 DELAWARE 0 7 0 0 7 NEW ENGLAND DIVISION Navy 10 7 7 7 31 School YC Overall PF PA Sport W L T PCT. Women's X-Country- Home meets at White Clay Park · ,. Sll..VA, WROUPE URI 6- 1 7-3 196 173 wxc IO 0 0 1.000 •! REPEAT AS ., First Quarter UConn 4-3 7-3 259 193 M.Swim I 0 0 1.000 ,·~ MARATHON CHAMPS av y- McGrew 20 run (Covarrubias kick). UN H 4-4 5-5 185 '161 W.Swim I 0 0 1.000 So, isn't this just like 8:45 UMass 3-4 6-4 254 207 , . New York City? A fall Navy - FG Covarrubias· 26, I :31 Boston U. 1-7 2-8 196 264 Football 9 0 .900 Sunday afternoon better Second Quarter Maine 1-7 3-7 193 264 MXC 7 I 0 .875 meant for staying home, a Navy - Butts 18 pass fro m Fay Volleyball 23 12 0 .657 Ice Hockey- Home games held at Gold Ice Arena bunch of folks out for a nice (Covarrubias ki ck). 13:12 Towson Peon State little run and all of a sudden UD- Conti 52 pass from Hamlett . MID-ATLANTIC DIVISION TOTALS 51 14 0 .784 -beep! beep! - it's rush (Leach ki ck). :5 1 Delaware 7-0 9-I 343 ISO State 1 p.m. hour on Fifth Avenue. Third Quarter JM U 6-2 8-3 337 259 •' Navy- Fay 73 ru n (Covarrubias kick). 14 :07 Richmond 5-2 7-2-1 187 158 AU those people screaming. All those police Fourth Quarter Wm&Mry 5-3 7-4 276 184 4-6 188 213- policing. All those bodies Navy - McCoy 33 run (Covarrubias kick), N'eastem 2-6 Men's Basketball-Home games at Bob Carpenter 6: 15 Villanova 1-6 2-8 166 195 .- bustling and bmnping in the street. Gennan Silva and LAST WEEK'S GAMES Division 1-A Top 25 raul Evans, William Koech JMU 24, Connecticut 16 and Simon loPuyet. Johri Massachusetts 28, Boston U. 23 KagWe and ISaac Garcia; UD Navy New Hampshire 12, Villanova 9 As of 1111 3/95 Joaquim Pinheiro and First downs II 22 Nonheastern 31 , Maine 28 1. Nebraska ( I 0-0) Football - Home games at Delaware Stadium 'Thabisio Moqhali, Manuel 3rd downs 2· 13 9-21 William & Mary 27 , Richmond 7 2. Ohio State (10·0) Rhode Matias and Salvador Garcia Ru shes-yards 35-58 66-350 Navy 31 , Delaware 7 3. Florida (9·0) and Gert Thys. Passing yards 18.l 107 Hofstra 37, Rhode Island 3 4. Nonhwestem (9·1) Island 1:00 Who had ever seen Total yards 24 1 457 5. Tennessee (8·1) such a thing, such a traffic Return yards 26 42 THIS WEEK'S GAMES 6. Florida State (8- 1) • 8-24-0 Delaware at Rhode Island (I :00) · jam in a marathon - the Comp-Att 10-25·2 7. Notre Dame (8-2) Sacked-yards lost 5-35 0-0 UMass at Connecticut (I :00) 8. Kansas State (9· I) New York: City MW:athon, Women's Basketball-Home games at Bob Carpenter Center Punts 8 4 Richmond at Villanova (I :00) 9. Texas (7-1-1) of all things-after afJ ago­ 2-2 Boston U. at Buffalo ( I :00) nizing Fum bles-lost 4·2 I 0. Colorado (8-2) 25 miles? Pe nalties-yards 6-53 9-59 Maine at Central Florida (4:00) II. Southern Cal (8· 1· 1) No, there was no Time of Possession 23.02 36:58 Northeastern at UNH (12:30) 12. Virginia (8-3) wrong tum by Silva. the 27- 13. Michigan (8-2) year-old Mexican, who YANKEE HONORS: 14. Kansas (8-2) won last year, running off INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE 15 . Arkansas (8-2) the course, then winning RUSHING - UD. Coleman 6-38, Hebron WEEK: Frank Alessio of UMass 16. Oregon (8-2) Volleyball- Home games held at Carpenter Sports Bldg. after a quick. U -tum. There 7-25, Williams 9-21. Key 1- 10, Langan 3-(· 12), rushed for a Yankee Conference 17. Alabama (8·2) La Salle AC NAC waMontana (8·2) Dnenotes road game t '' '' I ~. Nonheastcrn 10 '16 1 316 I RUSHING Yds. TD Avg. 13. James Madison (8·3) Richmond 10 2863 2863 WOMEN TENNIS Tory Taylor. UConn 1224 6 122.4 14. Aorida A&M (8-2) Rhode Island 10 2830 283 PLAYERS MAY BOY­ Frank Alessio, UMass 1151 8 115. 1 15. Jackson St. (8·2) *Denotes conference game 16. Georgia Southern (7-3) COIT AUSTRALIAN Rene In gogli a, UMass 111 9 19 111.9 Total Defense (Yards) . OPEN Derek Fitzgerald, W &M 1223 7 111.2 17. Boise St. (7-3) School G Total Avg. 18. Richmond (7-2·1 ) A few weeks ago. Andre Pam. Maine 1103 8 11 0.3 Cross Country results New Hampshire 10 2586 258 .6 19. Middle Tennessee St. (7-3) !he Australian Open Minoso Rodgers, UR 846 6 84.6 Ri chmond 10 2826 282.6 Brian Vaughan. NU 748 6 77.7 20. William & Mary (7-4 ) announced it was increas­ William and Mary II 3239 294.5 21. Indiana St. (7-3) Women's results from ECAC Men's results from lC4A ing the men's prize money Connecticut 10 30 4 308 4 RECEIVING Rec. TD Yds. 22. Northern Ariwna (7-4) Championships in Boston: Championships in Boston: by 17 percent, but tbe Massachussens 10 3202 320 2 Ed Mantie. BU 74 0 823 23. Northwestern (La.) St. (6-4) Team Sta ndings: only per- women's by six I Nonheastern 10 326 1 326. 1 Jay Jones, JMU 54 7 7 10 24. Idaho (54) Top 20 Finishers: I. Geo rgetown 79 cent Officials explained the Delaware 10 3262 326.2 Cy Butler, URI 51 2 639 25. Northern Iowa (6-4) l . Jen Rhinese Villanova 16:34 2. Villanova 119 change as economically Rh ode Island 10 3409 340.9 Terry Hammons, W&M 50 3 756 2. Krista Sullivan Villanova 17:03 3. Wm & Mary 130 driven, saying . men's Villanova 10 3553 355 .3 Ron Stephenson, BU 46 5 592 3. Miosha Marzell G'Town 17: 11 4. JMU 152 matches consistently Maine 10 38 10 38 1 Bobby Apgar, URI 38 7 645 4. E:arrie Tallefson Villanova 17: 15 5. lona 176 earned higher TV ratings. Boston U. 10 3898 389 .8 Desmond Bellm , NU 37 4 459 VOLLEYBALL For a decade, the James Madison II 45 13 4 10.3 5. Kristine Jost Villanova 17:19 6. Penn St. 177 Thursday 6. Sue Yogielski St. Joe's 17:29 7.Anny 183 Ailsfalian Open had been SCORING G Pts. Scoring Offense 7. Charity Wachra W. Virginia 17:32 8 . Navy 185 awarding equal prize Rene In gogli a. UMass 10 114 Delaware School G Pts. Avg. 15 15 15 8. Donna Fidler Penn St. 17:40 9. Pri nce ion 266 money. 1be announcement John Coursey, JMU II 79 Towson St. 8 4 10 initially wa

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An open letter to the newest NFL scoundrel . ' Dear Art Modell , " ' of sense. asti c and crazed fans. stadium improvements. Whi le it is you as one of their own, so maybe the you did last week, pro football wi~~. You do n't know me, and you prob­ 1: Ba lt imore Uh , Art, don't know if you 've true that the ci ty's two other pro adoration from one ci ty can overshad­ soon become 30 individual entities • : : ably don't care what I think, but on Mayor Kurt noti ced, but you already have that last teams, the Cavaliers and fhe Indians ow the contemQt another feels for instead of a league. ' • : • behalf of loyal NFL fans everywhere, I Schmoke part. Monstrous Cleveland Stadium is recent ly received new stadiums, you you. Even though I'm not a native >ot:. : : 1feel obli gated to tell you what a total a n d almost always packed, and the claim that you gave Cleveland every You see, it's not just your moving Cleveland, it was pretty sickening Jo ·:; and complete traitor I think you are. M a ry la nd lunatics who inhabit the "Dawg chance in the world to keep the of the Browns to Baltimore that con­ see you on the cover of all the new;:.' ! ' No, I don' t know you personally, Governor Pound" each week are some of the Browns. cerns me and other football enthusi- papers this week, gririning like the i : and I admit my assessment is based P arr i s best fan s in any sport. Not true. You announced the jilting h.Sts. devil over your new deal with 1 : on your recent decision to move your Glendening In an era when owners move fran­ of Cleveland the day before the ci ti ­ It 's also the fact that in blatantly Baltimore. You looked like you didn' t J; footbal l team, the Cleveland Browns, offered you . chises when fa n support is lacking, ze ns of the cit y voted on a tax pro­ ignoring their fan s, football owners have a care in the wo rld . j • to Baltimore starting next year. One on One a deal that you're stealing a team from a city that posal that raised $170 million for sta­ are getting frighteningly close to Just remember something. l: Former CIA spy Aldrich Ames has w o u I d worships its team. dium renovations. resembling those lovable baseball Baltimore may love you, and your . j; got nothing on you, my friend. Your Michael Lewis m a k e You showed no respect at all to this You sold out , that's all there is to it. owners, who make no effort to con­ invest ment bankers may love you, but ! • Lnbelievable chutzpah in ripping out ------1 Monty Hall city whi ch you claimed to love and You could have gotten what you ceal their di sgust for their fa ns. millions of C levelanders will always j; the heart of a ci ty you claimed to love envious. They promised you a 30- hold dear to your heart. Hell , as wan ted, but you had to grab the cash. ' With guys like you and Jerry Jones remember the way you stole their f; in pursuit of a few million lousy year rent-free lease on an as-yet­ recently as last year, you proclaimed Now for all of your scheming, one try ing to separate the bridge between team like a thief in the night. • 1 • bucks is deplorable. unbuilt 70,000 seat stadium and 108 to the media that you'd never take the good thing comes out of all of this. In "what's good for me" and "what's People never forget, Art. They just j: No one says that as the owner, luxury boxes they guaranteed would team out of Cleveland. a billerly ironic twist , you gave good for the league," the NFL is even­ never forget. l · you're not entitled to do whatever you be sold. Your so-called reasons for depart­ Baltimore a team again, for they, like tually going to suffer the same sort of . ! : wan t with your team. They also swore that you'd have a ing also leave a lot to be desired. You Cleveland now, never deserved to lose fan disillusionment that baseball cur­ Michael Lewis is the managing sports .. And yes, as a businessman, mov­ jam-packed stadium each and every say the city of Cleveland never took a franchise in the first place. rently endures. editor for The Review. One on One ing to Maryland seems to make a lot week, filled to the brim with enthusi- you seriously in your demands for Thousands of old Colts fans now love If more owners start doing what appears Tuesdays. Gambling away a college education

BY RYAN LEONARD points, you sti II watch that game," he StaJf" Repo rt a said. "You keep watching that game The Gallup organization conduct­ unii l the clock says 0:00." ed a poll six years ago that stated 81 Final score: Saints 33 - Dolphins percent of the U.S. population gam­ 30. bled in some form or anoth er. More importantly, Pops scored £rperrs say that number is growing $200 as the Saints finally won. rapid/1; and they warn that college "Let's just say I lost that game," students are particularly susceptible. he said, as hi s joyous facial expres­ Cross How bad is the problem at sion immediately changed to one of Delaware? Probably worse than you dismay. "What would I do?" Country per­ think. Beginning today, Th e Review After taking a few moments to wi/1 be taking an investigative look ponder over the conditional decision, forms well in into the sports gambling underworld. he admitted, "I'd continue to keep Today's first part in a three part building on it (the deficit)." Boston series running in consecutive issues "If I'm down $300, I don't just say deals with the Life of.a student gam­ ' Here, I'm not betting anymore, bler. and the devastation that can here's $300, I'm done,"' he occur. explained. "I wanna try to get that The Delaware Note: Some names have been money down." women's and men's changed. When he began talking about his For many football fans that experiences as a gambler, Pops cross couqtry teams Sunday, it was just another boring denied any addiction to gambling. both perfonned well game which could only be seen in He often referred to himself as a con­ during their meets at Miami or New Orleans. The majority trolled gambler who knew when would probably not even consider enough was enough. the ECAC champi­ this week-seven match-up worthy of However, as the number of stories onships and the IC4A a McDonald's Game Break. he narrated increased, Pops had a championships, respectively. First in a three-part series on sports gambling The women were led at the university. week, placing their NFL bets as a sin­ "We ended up way down ... about Washington, for hope was the onl y by Chris Rolleri, who gle unit. $10,000! .. thing he had not yet managed to lose placed 18th overall Putting in a few hundred dollars a , Pau l said hi s one friend drained that weekend. But for at least one Delaware stu­ gradual•change.of,heart. •'!When I'm ,, with a tilll6of 1.8~ week to start, the rookies thought hi s entire savings account to pay off "Gambling's like russian roulette," dent. the Dolphins-Saints contest winning. I'm controlled," he said. they were quickly transformed into his share. he said. "You never really know Other top Delaware was definite ly the game of the week, "I'm addicted when I'm losing." veterans within a matter of week­ "He had like two cents left in his what's go nn a happen. If betting was a perhaps even worthy of Madden­ It seemed as though he was con­ finishers included ends. sav ings account," Paul remembered. guaranteed science, all the bookies in Summerall coverage. tent with this new compromise They got off to a rapid start, not "He paid like $3000. Boom - gone! the world would be broke.'' Sarah Cowles, who Although it was still relatively between fantasy and reality. losing a single game in the first six He was· like 'I'm done, no more.'" That Sunday night contest was an early in the football season, Pops, a He continued with a few more sto­ placed 27th with a weeks, catapulting the trio to an Similar to Paul. his other friend exciting one, with the final outcome chronic gambler, had already ries of past betting excursions, when time of 18:15, and incredible $6,000 plus figure. tried desperately to wi n his way back being decided on the game's last amassed a $375 deficit. Trying to it suddenly happened. Thei r headquarters was a dorrn out of this black hole. As a result, he pl ay. Tara Pointin; who knock this cumbersome figure down Pops finally had a moment of clar­ room that cou ld have passed for a grew further and further in debt. The Redskins' kicker lined up for substantially, he nervously decided ity. came in 32nd with a war room. His journey finally hit a dead end a 4 1-yard field goal with :I 0 left in to wager an additional $200 on the "I'm addicted, dude," he admitted, "We had about three TVs in the when he became part of a much larg­ regulation. time of 1.8:2.1. The Saints, plus seven points. as if saying it out loud for the first room on a regular Sunday," Paul said . er team - Gamblers Anonymous. If he hit it, Paul would be even. If women's teamfm­ "I had the great feel fo r that Saints time. "I'm addicted to gambling." "Sundays were pure football." "He ended up selling hi s car to pay he hoo ked it, Paul would be even game all week," Pops recalled. ished a respectable * * * "But we would be risky," he said. off his losses." Paul recalled. " He deeper in debt, lacking a resource '·Before the game I was like, 'I'm Today un iversity students are "We would be up $3,000 or $4,000 was all messed up.'' from which he could obtain the need­ eighth place overall gonna be down $ 175 today. I'm immersed in a world with no bound­ and we would let it all ride on "I won my way back out ," Paul ed funds. gonna be down $175.' I'm always aries, a sky with no limit, and a game Monday night." boasted . " ! ended up only having to was so stressed that game," Paul with no rules but a point spread and a ··r confident! I never lose hope in the Paul 's worst day as a gambler? He pay the bookie about $1000.'' said. "When that game came down to The men's team game." code word. remembers it like it were yesterday. Pau l admitted that he did not have that final field goal (attempt), I Welcome to Sports Gambling placed 20th overall in Consequently, yet another call "One Sunday I went skiing with a the money to cover his losses, but he clenched my fi sts so hard that my 101. t.heiC4A was made to a local bookie. bunch of people. I left a piece of insisted that if he lost, he would have nail s actu all y dug into my skin and I Although this course does not During the game, the Sai nts paper with my two friends before I come up with the money in time. started bleeding!" Championships, with appear on any st udef)t's schedule, scored early and often, quickly build­ went that had what games I liked and "I wou ld 've gotten it however I "Gambling's not reality until you many become so engaged in this phe­ sophomore ZaC:h ing themselves a comfortable lead. what games I felt we should bet on;· had to get it." he said. "If a dude's lose," he explained. "It's entertain­ nomenon that optical illusions may But in the fourth quarter Bernie he began. gonna break yo ur arm, you find the ment unti I you start losing. When you Chupa leading the appear as reality. "Fini shing ahead" Kosar got hot and began rallying hi s "I called them after ski ing for a money:· lose it 's reality." and "not being addicted" are two Hens with a 9lst­ troops back within striking distance. couple hours, and we were down In a separate instance, Paul was As the kick split the uprights, common fallacies among gamblers place finish. Jeremy As Pops described hi s fragile state major money. They weren' t doing down agai n. He was in the hole over Paul 's fantasy was extended. He that are not viewed as such until it is of mind and frantic emotions during what I said. $2,000. This tim e he had nobody to would not have to be threatened or Muratore placed 93rd too late. that gut-wrenching contest, he admit­ "I to ld them not to do anything blame but himself. Once again he did skinned for overdue payments. He and Dave Geesaman ted just how nervous he became * * * until I got back, because I planned to not have the money to cover. would not have to be at odds with an "I was out of control a few years im mediately after kick-off. bet on the late game that night. Feeling desperate, he decided to angry bookie, for he was finally even. finished 104th . . ago," said Paul, a senior and a resi­ Fortunately fo r Pops, Kosar final­ "I got back and they tried to win wager double or nothing. Again. "I was addicted," he said. "To a dent assistant at Delaware. ly struck out as he threw a key inter­ everything back on the 4:00 games, In an attempt to form their own The Redskins we re getting a point degree I st iII am." ception late in the game, spoiling a and they lost every damn game they and a half at Phoenix in a Sunday -Michael Lewis crucial Miami drive. team to compete, he and two friends played. night match-up. Paul put hi s hopes on "I don't 1 care if you're up 31 pooled their money together every

Basketball Ice hockey wins ! i continued from page B 12 continued from page B 12 puck in front of the goal, both Morrison and Collins said the points, and hit nine of 10 from the foul Damian Borichevsky took a pass Delaware defenders played well. ! line. fro m junior left wing Christian "Our defense did an excellent t. Perry said the scrimmage brought out Bellino in front of the net and job," Collins said. "Our forwards some of Delaware's weaknesses, mostly knocked the puck in to tie the weren't playing defense the way on the defensive side of the ball. game at one. they should be." I: "We had too many lapses where we "[The fi rst goal] kind of said to NOTES AND QUOTES: On l' · didn' t box out well, and we didn't have us , 'Hey, we're not playing as well Friday, Delaware lost to fourth­ good defensive heiJ1,'' she said. " I don't as we should. Let's pick things ranked Arizona, 6-4. think we kept up our defensive intensity up ,"' Morrison said . Although u ually prominent in the whole time." The other Delaware goal came the Delaware lineup, freshman Wojciech added that the team will in th e second period when fresh­ right wing Jim Flament and junior .' . need to work on its decision-making man left wing Greg Barber defenseman Rob Pat ton didn' t :. received the puck on a three-on­ appear in Sunday's game. when pushing the ball upcourt. ' 'The fast break was there for us, but at one breakaway with fresh man cen­ "We weren't happy with the :• · ti mes we just needed to know when the ter Mort Fetterolf and junior right way some individuals played sh01s were there and when they weren't." wing Marty Finnochario. against Arizona," Collins said. •l · NOTEs AND QUAustralia) score." teams are ahead of us in the rank­ "I l ­ Spanans at 6 p.m. 1be game ended too THE REVIEW/ Josh Wi1hers Despite Rhode Island's 35 shots ing, so if we knock them off, we' ll ( and the Rams' ease in bringing the get a lot of respect." I · late for print. Delaware junior left wing Chris Bellino tries a wraparound shot during Delaware's win J· over Rhode Island Sunday afternoon. I . l. -~·

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Hens' Athlete of the Week "!'!'_".£<''o\ This week in UD : 1) History iff&· :· . :-:. Christina Rolleri The Delaware women's cross country run­ On November 14, 1975, the University ath­ ner finished 18th in the ECAC letic board voted to permit freshman basket­ Championships last weekend, the highest ball eligibility. Delaware was the layt non-Ivy placing by a Delaware runner. League school to make the transition. Tuesday November 14, 1995 • Bl2 The streak that ended painfully Hens lose Hamlett, Bulicz in defeat

BY MICHAEL LEWIS nothing like a team ready for the ManaRing Sports Editor pl ayoffs. ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Nine and The Delaware offense stru ggled one isn' t so bad, is it? all day agai nst a Navy squad that That was about the best thing was extremely well-prepared, anyone associated wi th Delaware amassing only 58 yards ru shing in football could say Saturday the contest. Throughout the game, evemng. Hamlett, senior ha lfback Pat In a game where every single Williams and juni or fullback thing that could go wrong did go Norman Coleman were unable to wrong, the Hens' dreams of an use their customary speed advan­ undefeated season crashed to a tage and were held to small gains screeching halt as Delaware was all day. outgunned by Navy, 31-7. "This was as good a game as we "We got an old-fashi oned can­ have played th is year," Navy Head kicking, there's I)O other way to say Coach Charli e Weatherbie said. it," said Delaware Head Coach "We won every phase of the game." Tubby Raymond. "This was a hor­ The suddenly porous Hens rible situation, just awful. I could­ defense allowed Navy's ground ine us beino that bad." attack to pound the ball for 350 yards. Led by quarterback Ben Fay, the Midshipmen (4-5) ran left, right, and up the middle past Delaware defenders who seemed to forget how to .tack !e. On the cold, wet, grass of Navy­ "We came in too cocky, and we M arine Corps Stadiu m, the Hens mi ssed way too many assign­ (9- 1, 7-0 Yankee Conference) ments." said Delaware junior played worse than anyone could de fen sive tackle Mark Hondru . have imagined, performing miser­ "We made mental mi stakes that we ably in all aspects of the game. should never be making." Their running attack was non- exis­ The biggest dagger in tent , the passing game was erratic, Delaware's heart Saturday came and the defense pl ayed poorly for early in the second half. the first time all season. On the second snap of the third T HE REVIEW/ A lisa Colley Despite losing to a Di vision I-A quarter, Fay faked right and burst In a play that was a microcosm of the entire game, a Navy rusher eludes the grasp of the Hens' tacklers. The Midshipmen team, the Hens still dropped to through a hole up the middle of th e rushed for 350 yards en route to handing Delaware its first loss of the season. number eight in the I-AA poll. Hens' defense. Shockingly, the But the more seri ous, possibly quarterback wasn' t caught from long-term effect of Saturday's behind by anyone and hi s 73-yard game was the inj ury sustained by romp put Navy up 24-7. junior quarterback Leo Haml ett, "Our guys didn' t wrap up their Hamlett injured in Delaware setback who suffered a non-displaced frac­ tackles at all ," Raymond said. "But ture of his left middle finger. losing to Navy is no great embar­ Less than six minutes into th e rassment ; they' re an excellent foot­ BY DAN CLARK The actu al injury was termed a non-displaced If he is unable to go on Saturd ay, the duties will third quarter, Hamlett had led the ball team ." A:tJi."itani Sports Editor fract ure of the phalanx on hi s non-throwing hand. once again be handed over to senior quarterback Hens down to the Midshipmen The Hens don' t have mu ch time ANNAPOLIS, Md.-Third and goal earl y in th e Hamlett underwent successful surgery on . Keith Langan. three-yard line. On a third and goal to regroup from thi s debacle; next third qu arter; Delaware down 24-7; The ball lay on Sunday which temporari ly put a pin in hi s finger. Langan, who has only served in mop-up roles with Delaware trailing 24-7, Saturday's game at Rhode Island the Navy th ree-yard line. Hamlett's surgeon was team hand speciali st for the Hens thi s season, got his first taste of sig­ Hamlett tried a quarterback keeper wi ll determine the Yankee The Hens could have turned the game around David Sowa, who oper&ted on the quarterback's nificant playing time against Navy. around the right side and was tack­ Conference champion and the auto­ had junior quarterback Leo Hamlett led his team elbow earlier this summer to remove bone chips. The seni or tried to cap off the drive that Hamlett led by Navy's Fernando Harri s and matic bid to the I-AA playoff tour­ into the end zone. In addition, Hamlett will have to wear a spe­ started, but was not welcomed by obligi ng I Andy Thompson. nament. Not only were the Hens unable to break th e cially-made brace. Midshipmen. "I have no idea what happened," Even if the Hens lose Saturday, plane of the goal line in an attempt to get back into However, both Hamlett and Waninger see no On fo urth down Langan was slammed to the the Hens' signal-caller said. "I just they would probably still make the the game, but their star quarterback went down ground by Navy's Andy Person, who had three looked down and saw the blood playoffs, but their chances of play­ with an injury and would nor return fo r the rest of sacks on the day. gushing out of my finger." ing a first-round home game would the day. "I looked down at my However, an offsides penalty on Navy gave The tip of Hamlett's middle fin­ diminish greatly. In a botched quarterback sneak, Ham lett was Langan and the Hens one more chance to score ger, which according to Delaware "We're not fini shed yet. we till gang-tackled immediately by three Midshipmen finger... ; it was gushing from the Midshipmen one-yard li ne. team doctor Kevin Waninger was can accompli h a lot," said defenders. On an option left, Langan kept the ball and was "dangling" from the rest of his Delaware senior offensive guard "I looked down at my finger when I was tackled dragged down by Andy Thompson for no gain and hand, was immediately taped up on Shannon Trostl e. "We all just have and I saw that obviously something was wrong; it with blood." no Delaware points. the sidelines. Hamlett had surgery to sit down and think how this was gushing with blood," Hamlett said. Hens head coach Tubby Raymond defended his -Delaware junior quarterback Leo Hamiel! Sunday morning and is expected to coul d have happened.'' The tip of Hamlett's middle finger on hi s left senior's lackluster play, sayi ng that Langan pl ay next week. NOTES AND QUOTES: hand, his non-throwing hand, was partiall y cut off. entered the game under very tough ci rcumstances. In addition to Hamlett 's inj ury, Saturday was only the fifth time Dr. Kevin Wani nger, the team physician, graph­ reason why the leader of th e team won' t be in the "It was like throwing him into the li ons' den junior center Keith Bulicz separat­ thi s decade Delaware was held to ically described the gruesome injury he saw when lineup next week. As long as Hamlett can get used with a steak in hi s mouth ," Raymond said. ed hi s right shoulder in the first less than I 0 poi nt s. Hamlett came to the sideline. to taking snaps with the brace on, the quarterback Involved in the melee which sent Hamlett to the quarter and is questi onable for nex t Delaware gave up their first '1'he entire finger was avulsed, sort of hanging should see plenty of action in th e team's regul ar sideline was Navy defender Fernando Harri s, who week. first- quarter touchdown since ff by the pi eces of the skin," Waninger said. "You season finale in Rhode Island. coincidentall y knocked Notre Dame quarterback While Haml ett's inj ury was th e September 30. ould actually visuali ze the fracture. You could see Hamlett reassured reporters, "I' II definitely Ron Powlus out of the game the week before. most permanent damage that nside [with the tip of the finger] sort of dangling." play next week." occurred Saturday, the Hens looked

· ~ce hockey wins Hens lose game; gain experience lin final minute Women's basketball falls to Alliance in opener BY DAN STEINBERG and grabbing five rebounds in 20 minutes of Assistant Sports Editor action . BY ERIC HEISLER around to ti e the game. The Delaware women's basketball team And after a rocky start, freshman guard SpnrlS Editor But as far as Milota was con­ scrimmaged the Women's Basketball Alliance Kristen Stout tallied I 0 points in only 13 min­ With 3:56 left in the tied game cerned, the Hens shouldn 't have Saturday in a game in which mistakes didn' t utes, including a buzzer-beating NBA-range and a Rhode Island power play, the even needed his crunch-time play really matter. three pointer at the end of the first half. Delaware ice hockey team's best to come away with a win. It was a good thing. "Jackie played really well; she had some shot at victory Sunday seemed to "We should have beat them a lot The Hens took full advantage of the pre­ nice passes and nice shots inside," Perry said, ·be to force the game into overtime. worse than 4-3," he said of season opportunity to e>'T, stumbling their way adding that Stout also looked impressive once Three minutes and a killed Delaware's slow start. "We kind of to 23 turnovers and a 35 percent field goal per­ she relaxed. • Rhode Island scoring-opportunity pulled that one out at the end." centage in a 80-73 loss. 'The freshmen did a good job together," I later, fre shman right wing Jeff Aside from Milota, junior goalie "We didn 't have a complete effort," said said senior guard and co-captain Cami Ruck. ' Milota took what would become Bill Morrison also helped to save Delaware Head Coach Joyce Perry. "Because "We're going to really need them this year." I the Hens' best shot, sliding the the Hens during their early sloppy it is early, it was like that on both sides." . Senior guard Denise Wojciech, the team's puck into the Rams' goal to give play. Morrison made 32 saves, 18 other captain, led the Hens with 15 points. Delaware a 4-3 victory at the Gold of which came in the first period, Wojciech, who started all 27 games last year at Ice Arena. holding the game scoreless at the point guard, played the three-guard position break. Saturday, something she will be forced to do "Morrison was outstanding this year to compensate for the Hens' lack of today. If it wasn' t for him we size. would' ve lo st the game," said "We're not that big of a team, so we have to Delaware Head Coach Keith game. work harder on boxing out ,'~ Ruck said. "The puck just went back to the Collins. "He kept us in early until The half began with four missed shots and Wojciech agreed, and said proper execution · point and I went hard to the net," we got our act together." an errant Alliance pass that sailed out of can compensate for Delaware's lack of size. said Milota of the goal, which came Collins said the opening scoring bounds. On their ensuing possession, the Hens "When you box out well, it doesn't matter , off a face-off only 56 seconds drought was the result of what had two shots blocked, and committed a 30- how tall the other person is,'' she said. before the final gun. "I just worked seemed to be lackluster play on the second violation. One of the smallest Hens, 5-foot-seven­ to get a stick out and I tipped it part of Delaware. A Rhode Island Both teams managed to score on layups, inch point guard Keisha McFadgion, made her right through [the Rams' defend- goal off the stick of center Brendan but after the first three-and-a-half minutes, the Delaware debut on Saturday. The sophomore . er's] legs." O'Neill with 12:50 left in the sec­ teams had combined to score only four points, transfer started and played 30 minutes, record­ The final goal, however, was not ond period woke the Hens up to a missing seven of nine field goals, two of two ing nine points on four of 13 shooting. Milota's only contribution to the 1-0 deficit. free throws, and committing six turnovers. Delaware's other big scorer was sopho­ Hens' (7-2- 1) come-from-behind Only I: 16 later, Delaware There were some Delaware highlights amid more forward Shanda Piggott, who had I I THE REVIEW/ Joseph Mikulas win. With the Rams up 3-2, the responded when junior center the sloppiness. Freshman forward Jackie The.Delaware women's basketball came up first-year right wing hit a wrap- Porac played big in the paint, scoring II points see BASKETBALL page B II see ICE' page B II short in its first exhibition game of the season.