THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 17. 1987 c DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM. NORTH CAROLIMA CIRCULATION: 15.000 VOL. 83, NO 15 Soviet lauds economic reforms
By RAE TERRY Three Soviet economists spoke to ap proximately 40 people in the Biological Sciences building Wednesday on the eco nomic reforms initiated by Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Vasily Presnyakov, senior researcher at the Central Economic and Mathematical Institute of the Academy of Sciences of the Soviet Union, said Gorbachev's new economic reforms allow the Soviet eco nomic system to move toward private en terprise and trade. These advancements will give factories more independence from the ministries and allow people free dom in forming small corporations. "Our national economy is in transition," Presnyakov said. "This system will open the way. There still remains some possi bilities for it to reverse, but our task is to make the transition irreversible." Under the new system, there will be fixed prices on "biological necessities," BRENT CHRISTENSEN/THE CHRONICLE and everything else will be at competitive Vasily Presnyakov prices, he said. In response to a student's suggestion that the new reform system is bachev's reforms, according to Pres a retreat from Marxism and Leninism nyakov. "The majority are for new condi and a return to capitalism, Presnyakov tions," he said. The opposition to the said, "It is not. necessary and is maybe program comes mainly from conserva wrong to say that Marxism and Leninism BRENT CHRISTENSEN THE CHRONICLE tives and factory managers, he said. "The regret competition . . . Conditions are dif most serious problem in the reforms is the Hidden objects ferent now. and that's why special tech preparedness of the personnel at all levels It's fairly easy to find the aerobie in this picture, but this puzzle's for experts. niques to deal with them are different." to work in a position of independence," Also find a baseball, an empty beer can, a statue of Joan of Arc and a pizza. The Communist Party is behind Gor- See SOVIETS on page 3 • Bork attempts to Group plans on publishing deny radicalism women's guide next year
By ERIC MARTIN copies for distribution to freshmen women WASHINGTON — Judge Robert Bork To help prepare incoming women for and incoming graduate students. The backed away Wednesday from positions ,ife at the University, the Women's Coali guides will be availible free of charge. he has taken on key aspects of free speech tion has initiated a project to publish a Although the University publishes and women's rights as he insisted he is women's guide to Duke. other booklets on health and welfare con not the extremist portrayed by opponents Approximately 30 people have begun cerns, Vickers said the new guide is nec- of his confirmation to the Supreme Court. work on a proposed 100-page comprehen cesary because it will deal specifically On the second day of his confirmation sive guide dealing with issues such as with women. "There are many concerns of hearings, the nominee asked members of health concerns, sexual harrassment and women that aren't adequately dealt with the Senate Judiciary Committee to judge women's organization. in existing guides," she said. him not by what he called his The product is hoped to be "a central The section on area women's organiza "speculative" writings as a law professor, ized source (which] will increase the use tions will focus attention on lesser known but by his behavior as a practicing lawyer of campus resources for women that now women's groups on campus. The guide and solicitor general and in his current exist," said Trinity senior Susan Vickers, will also feature comments by students on job as a federal appellate judge. spokesperson for the guide project. The their experiences with various organiza Judge Robert Bork guide will first be distributed next fall. In those roles, he said, "I have not been tions, Vickers said. extreme in anyway." The idea for the women's guide was in Project members have not secured spe The comment came in response to ques "You've gone through a lot of changing spired by similar guides published at cific sources of funding for the guide, al tions from Sen. Howell Heflin, an Ala ideas," Heflin said. "I wish I was a psychi other institutions such as Oxford Univer though the group will request financial bama Democrat who is one of the crucial atrist rather than a lawyer and member sity in England and Stanford University. assistance campus and community orga uncommitted Senators on the committee. of this committee to try and figure out In addition to listing campus and com nizations, according to Vickers. The bud Bork also said there are "a few other what you would do if you get on the Su munity resources for women, the guide get is not expected to exceed $4,000. things I have grown out of," a reference to preme Court." The senator wondered will include informational articles on The project members expect the guides legal views he has abandoned. aloud, in a jocular tone, whether Bork topics such as rape and birth control. "The to be well-received. "There has been a tre While Bork's testimony Wednesday, changed his views "only when a carrot is purpose of the guide is to enhance self- mendous amount of response from stu delivered in a relaxed, often genial tone, dangled before your eyes." awareness among women," Vickers said. dents, men as well as women," Vickers appeared to be aimed at reassuring sena "This would contribute to an increased said. "The woman will know she can turn "I can assure you that's not the way I sense of control and personal power." tors who worry that he is a conservative operate," Bork replied. to this guide and find out what she needs ideologue, his disavowal of previous posi While Heflin was often jocular, the At a meeting earlier this year, the 30 to know ... |it will| encourage a sense of tions provoked skeptical responses from other two undecided senators who ques project members decided to publish 2,000 sorority among Duke women." Heflin and two other undecided members tioned Bork were not. ofthe committee. Under hostile questioning from Sen. Sens. Arlen Specter, (R-Penn. I and Howard Metzenbaum, D-Ohio, Bork also Dennis DeConcini, (D-Ariz.i challenged Inside defended his actions 14 years ago in dis past statements by Bork that in their Weather missing the Watergate special prosecutor. view construed certain constitutional 0 you healthy devil: Those nutty Archibald Cox, rights too narrowly. student health people have put out an Highs in the 80s: We hold this Bork said he now believes that the Con Specter expressed particular concern other edition of "Healthy Devils," fea weather to be self-evident. Yeah, it's stitution bars some forms of sex discrimi about Bork's views on free speech and pri turing more sex and drugs than last the wrong document. Forgive us for nation and sometimes permits people to vacy, while DeConcini spoke about his year. Get the behind-the-scenes story, taking liberties. advocate the violent overthrow ofthe gov views on civil rights, women's rights and page 3. ernment. • < .*«••«•• privacy. THF.CHRON.CLK THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17,1987 World & National Newsfile International plan to save ozone reached
Progress made towards summit: U.S.-So protocol itself, in many cases because delegates did not viet efforts to set the stage for a summit meeting were have the authority. said to have made modest progress as foreign minis MONTREAL — Hailing a milestone in international Before coming into force, the agreement must be ters and aides held long meetings in Washington on cooperation to safeguard the global environment, dele ratified by at least 11 nations, representing at least two- arms control, human rights and regional conflicts. gates from rich and poor nations approved an agreement thirds of global use ofthe chemicals. U.N. officials here Wednesday to protect the earth's fragile ozone shield. said they expected all major producing nations to ratify Laurel resigns: Differences in Manila deepened Under the agreement, participating nations will first it. as Vice President Salvador Laurel said his resigna freeze and later roll back their consumption of widely Lee Thomas, administrator of the Environmental tion as foreign secretary was final. He accused Presi used chemicals that, according to emerging scientific Protection Agency, who signed the ozone protection pro dent Corazon Aquino of excluding him from her inner consensus, destroy ozone molecules in the upper atmo tocol for the United States, described the agreement as circle. sphere. "truly significant" because "it has the potential to serve The ozone shields the earth by blocking some ofthe ul as a model for other international actions as we increas traviolet radiation from the sun. Any increase in that ingly learn there are global environmental problems Israel enaCtS Sanctions: Israeli actions radiation resulting from a thinning of the ozone layer that have to be dealt with on a global scale." against South Africa approved by the Cabinet in will cause skin cancer and other harm to humans as well Jerusalem include sanctions affecting trade, in These are the major provisions ofthe protocol: as damage to crops, forests and other natural systems, vestment, cultural exchanges and tourism, Israeli of • In 1989, when it takes effect, participating nations scientists say. ficials said. are to freeze use of chlorofluorocarbons at levels of 1986. "This is perhaps the most historically significant in • By 1994, the consumption must be rolled back by 20 ternational environmental agreement," said Deputy As percent. Soviets test for AIDS: Moscow has begun AIDS sistant Secretary of State Richard Benedick, the chief - By 1999, consumption is to be cut 30 percent more, tests of foreigners entering the Soviet Union. The U.S. negotiator here. "For the first time the in for a total reduction of 50 percent. British Embassy said 41 newly arrived British stu ternational community has initiated controls on prod • Use of halons, chemicals used as fire suppressants, is dents were tested for infection by Soviet doctors. uction of an economically valuable commodity before to be frozen at 1986 levels by 1994, but further rollback there was tangible evidence of damage." would not be required. Biden accused of plagiarism: Joseph Biden While the agreement was reached only after "very While all ofthe developed countries must must limit Jr. was accused of plagiarism at Syracuse Law complex and difficult" scientific, economic and geo and then roll back to increase their use of these chemi School, according to academic officials. Biden is chair- graphic issues were resolved, he said, "it shows that the cals if it will help their economic development. To meet nan ofthe panel that is considering Bork's nomina world community can sit down and engage in in posible needs of poorer countries, producing countries tion to the Supreme Court. ternational risk assessment and risk management." would be able to increase their annual production of Flnvironmentahsts here, while praising the CFCs by as much as 10 percent a year over the next 10 Pope forbjdS diSSent: Dissent is not compatible agreement, expressed concern that it did not go far years. with being a good Roman Catholic. Pope John Paul II enough to restrict emissions of the damaging synthetic Thus, while all of the major producing countries are said to bishops who had asked him to appreciate the chemicals. expected to adhere to the protocol, total emissions ofthe freedom that Americans prize to speak their mind. The chemicals, called chlorofluorocarbons or CFCs,. chemicals could decline by something less than 50 per are used in a wide variety of applications including air cent by 2000, depending on how much is used by poor Sex discrimination in military: Sexual ha conditioning and refrigeration, aerosol sprays, foam in countries. rassment, discrimination and "morally repugnant be sulation, packaging and solvents. U.S. officials here, however, said that because the havior" in the Pacific region is condoned by the Navy Twenty-four nations plus the European Community tough restricttions of CFC use would force industry to and Marine Corps, according to a report by senior signed the protocol Wednesday. Forty-nine countries develop safe alternatives quickly, it was just as likely Pentagon advisers on military women. signed a document approving the meeting's actions, but that the chemicals could be forced off the market by sub some — including the Soviet Union — did not sign the stitutes oven more rapidly than envisioned by the protocol.
ARE YOU READY TO A Talk By STOP SMOKING? THE REVEREND JERRY FALWELL "Where Does The Church Go From Here?" QUITTING TIME CAN HELP! October 15, 1987 7:30 p.m. CALL THE Page Auditorium "RECRUITING OFFICE" 684-2756 Tickets will be distributed to students TODAY on the Bryan Center Walkway from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. More tickets will be available to both the general public and students on a first come basis tomorrow in Page Box Office from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
STUDENTS: free GENERAL PUBLIC: $5.00 There is a limit of 2 tickets per student. © 1985 by Robert Shipley You must have a ticket to attend. NEXT CLASS: SEPT. 29 SPOSORED BY Erriployee Occupational Health Services :-.v.y,y.v THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17,1987 THE CHRONICLE New 'Healthy Devils' book Texas students has better info on sex, drugs up for illegally By DON JOHNSON entering office may be found on campus, such as co When students received this year's caine, LSD and Ecstasy. "It is an at copy of "Healthy Devils" at the end of tempt to give information of interest to last week, they found tips for better the students and our duty to give out Ivory Towers health and fitness as well as expanded as much current and correct informa sections on sex, sexuality, contracep tion as possible," Gringle said. From staff reports tion and substance abuse. Four years ago, the Student Health Sixteen students at the University of Though the format of this edition is Advisory Committee (SHAC), an Texas at Austin face trials for taking over similar to the prototype of four years ASDU committee of graduate and un the university president's office last Octo ago, the additional information reflects dergraduate students, made a commit ber as part of a divestment protest. changes in health issues, according to ment to give students more informa The group, known as the UT 16, barri Rob Gringle, assistant director of stu tion on the health issues that affected caded themselves in William Cunnin dent health. the University, Gringle said. These is gham's office intending to stay until the "New information about AIDS is in sues cover a wide range of topics, from university vowed to divest its stocks in cluded in this issue. In the first edition, exercise to AIDS testing. Conse [Healthy Devils] is companies operating in South Africa, ac there was about a paragraph," Gringle quently, SHAC devised "Healthy Dev cording to the Daily Texan. But univer said. There are more in-depth articles ils." an attempt to give sity police entered the building after on sexually transmitted diseases Gringle supervised Student Health's information of about 20 minutes and arrested the stu (STDs) and contraception. "A number compilation of "Healthy Devils." He dents. of things have changed. There is a said, "We [Student Health and SHAC1 interest to the One student was recently cited for con larger emphasis on STD prevention divide articles and have them reviewed tempt of court after she asked a pros and there may be a larger emphasis on students and ... to for accuracy. We want the articles to pective juror if the juror knew about a effective methods and proper use of reflect what is going on and of interest give out as much similar incident that ocurred in 1975. At contraceptive methods," Gringle said. to the student body." current and correct that time, all the students involved were The increased emphasis on the sexu granted amnesty. ality section does not reflect an in Gringle said, "It is the only hand information as crease of sexual activity on campus, book where medical students and staff, possible. Condom dispensers installed: Gringle said. "We assume the informa University students and staff, are all Machines that dispense condoms will be tion will be useful to students some involved in the writing. Other univer installed in dormitories and restrooms at time in their life, during college or sities use health books, but not like Rob Gringle Washington University, according to the shortly thereafter." this. It's unique in this way." Gringle campus paper, Student Life. An AIDS The drug and alcohol section is said Rensselaer Polytechnic and the Assistant director of task force said that although condoms are larger as well, he said. There are spe University of Virginia have used por student health already sold at two campus stores, the cific articles on individual drugs that tions of "Healthy Devils" as a resource. privacy of dispensers may help students overcome possible embarrassment of pur chasing them, thereby encouraging more students to use them. Soviet economist lauds Gorbachev's reforms Students don't think about sex: Students think about sex only about one percent of the time, according to Eric • SOVIETS from page 1 to bring technology to a world level,". necessary if the Soviet Union is to retain Klinger, a psychology professor at the its superpower status, he said. Presnyakov said. See TOWERS on page 5 ^ The new system would also allow for Economic growth is "Maybe on the world market there will eign corporations to invest in the Soviet be some dangers for [the United States]," Union on a 51-49 basis, said political sci sometimes better for Presnyakov said "Don't worry about it Correction ence professor Jerry Hough after the speech. The corporations would own 49 power than tanks. Because of an editing error, a page percent of their Soviet holdings and the Two other Soviet microeconomic spe three story in Wednesday's paper gave Soviet Union would own the remaining 51 Vasily Presnyakov cialists, Vjatcheslav Danilin and Nikolay the incorrect names for North percent. Hough said this is crucial for So Makhrov answered questions from the Carolina's signers of the U.S. Constitu viet economic growth. Soviet audience in Russian. tion. The signers were William Blount, rrucroeconomist "Richard Dobbs Spaight and Hugh Wil "Gorbachev is explicit in saying that if The economists' visit was sponsored by liamson. The persons named in the ar the Soviet Union is to be a worthy power the Duke University Center on East-West ticle signed the Declaration of In in the 21st century, they are going to have Hough said. The economic reforms are Trade, Investment and Communications. dependence. The Chronicle regrets the error. SfiTiSFfKTfoti Restaurant and Bar DUKES FAVORITE OFF-CAMPUS HANGOUT "It's elite pizza, the very best/ -The Chronicle
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A\rssj-jrJ-f3&£rtxxxr&%~. THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1987 Regional Duke Power and CP&L in top Falwell may lose control of PTL
20 for emergency shutdowns CHARLOTTE (AP) — The Rev. Jerry He reiterated his belief that Bakker Falwell is prepared to abandon PTL if a couldn't bring PTL out of the financial bankruptcy court insists that PTL part troubles that mounted while Bakker and CHAPEL HILL (AP) — Duke Power Paul Viggiano, a spokesman for ners gain majority representation on the his wife, Tammy, led the ministry. Co. and Carolina Power & Light Co. Duke Power, said none ofthe incidents television ministry's board. The Charlotte "Bakker's return to PTL would simply were among utilities whose nuclear cited endangered the public health. Observer reported. mean that the court will not need an ex plants ranked in the top 20 for the "We feel Nader's report misleads the In a story in its Thursday editions, the aminer, but an auctioneer," Falwell said. number of emergency shutdowns in public," he said. "Utilities are required Observer reported that a source told the One source said Robinson had recom 1986, according to Ralph Nader's Pub to report many things to the NRC, and newspaper on Wednesday that Falwell mended to Judge Reynolds that he add lic Citizen group. they may, indeed, have no bearing on will seek assurances that U.S. Bank seven new members — all representing the safety ofthe plant." Three of the worst near-accidents in ruptcy Judge Rufus Reynolds will not al PTL "lifetime partners" and contributors the "1986 Nuclear Power Safety Abnormal occurrences at Duke low supporters of ousted PTL founder Jim — to the existing seven-member board, Report" occurred at nuclear plants Power plants included an abnormal Bakker to gain control. which was appointed by Falwell. The operated by Duke Power. Those acci cooldown and depressurization at its Falwell confirmed that he will meet source said Robinson also recommended dents, classified by the U.S. Nuclear Catawba 2 plant in Clover, S.C, in with PTL's executive committee and with Falwell "resign graciously" by Jan. 1. Regulatory Commission as "unusual June; loss of low-pressure service the full board Tuesday to seek their back occurrences," are those the NRC con water systems at its Oconee 2 plant in ing, and then ask to meet with Reynolds. Since Falwell is one of the seven cur siders most significant and includes in Seneca, S.C, in October and degraded rent board members, such a plan would an annual report to Congress. safety systems at the Catawba and Falwell said he is concerned the court- put "Bring Bakker Back" dissidents in appointed examiner handling PTL's In addition, the group's report says McGuire plants, also in October. control ofthe ministry, the source said. bankruptcy case, William Robinson of Duke Power's two Catawba plants Calls to Robinson's Columbia office Columbia, S.C, is "spending so much time ranked eighth and 11th in number of The degraded safety systems at the Wednesday night went unanswered, and with a few lunatic fringe dissidents" who emergency shutdowns while CP&L's Catawba and McGuire plants involved no home phone number was listed. back Bakker. Robinson 2 plant in Hartsville, S.C., valves in systems driven by electric Hovis, Bakker's attorney who earlier ranked 16th. Duke's McGuire plants motors. The report said the cause of Falwell also said Robinson's "close asso sought to have PTL attorney Roy Grut were listed 18th on a list of the 19 the problem was poor communication ciation with (Ryan) Hovis, Rev. Bakker's man removed from the bankruptcy case, worst-managed nuclear plants, based between the motor manufacturer and attorney, also is bothersome to our disputed Falwell's claim that he and on an NRC rating system including the utility. board." Robinson were close associates. Bakker resigned in March after admit such factors as plant operations, con Viggiano said all the problems have Falwell said he was "impressed with ting a one-day extramarital sexual en trols, emergency preparedness, fire been corrected. Duke Power paid a fine the integrity and astuteness" of Reynolds counter and turned the ministry over to pretection, outages, licensing and levied as a result ofthe Catawba prob but was disturbed by what he said was Falwell, who rebuffed Bakker's subse training. lem but "disagreed with it," he said. Robinson's activity with people Falwell quent attempts to return. "I think Duke Power has an undeser The fine was one of three totaling said were PTL dissidents. A new PTL board designated by Falwell vedly good reputation," said Joshua $125,000 that the NRC levied against asked the bankruptcy court to hold off Gordon, a nuclear analyst for Public Duke Power in 1986 for problems at six The source said Falwell feels Bakker's creditors while the ministry reorganizes Citizen's Critical Mass Energy Project. of its seven plants. renewed involvement would jeopardize its finances. PTL's relationship with potential lenders. "It does not live up to its reputation Two Duke Power plants were among "Our board is not willing to spend an If Falwell does not receive assurances and does not operate its plants any the worst 15 listed for failures or other few months fighting a hopeless bat that Bakker allies won't gain control, the more safely than other utilities across breakdowns of plants systems or proce tle if, in fact, Robinson's counsel becomes source said, Falwell is ready to pull out of the country." dures. law," Falwell said. PTL quickly.
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DONATELLO AT CLOSE RANGE Monday, September 21 East Campus Open House: Friday 11-4 3:30 pm Saturday 10-1 Hanks Lobby - Bryan Center Sunday 2-5 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1987 THI-CHRONICLE Student minds out of gutter Sandinistas to declare cease fire
• TOWERS from page 3 Pope evicts students: The visit top contra leaders. But it left open the University of Minnesota. Klinger out of Pope John Paul II to Columbia, S.C, possibility that they would agree to meet fitted 39 students with beepers and forced the temporary eviction of stu MANAGUA, Nicaragua — A senior with second-level contras who might act had them record what they were think dents from some University of South Sandinista official said Wednesday that with tacit approval from their superiors. ing when they got a" signal from the Carolina residence halls for security his government is preparing to declare a devices. reasons. Campus security and U.S. Se cease-fire in its war with United States- A spokesman for the contras, Bosco cret Service agents inspected all the backed rebels. Matamoros, dismissed Carrion's an Students spent about 20 percent of rooms in the affected dormitories for "It will be a sovereign and unilateral nouncement as "a very clear effort to their time thinking about a "task at explosives after the students had left. act by the government of Nicaragua," said divide and conquer." hand," 14 percent "just looking at or The residents had been advised of the the official, Deputy Interior Minister Luis "They want to show a flexibility that is listening to something," 6 percent visit last spring. Carrion Cruz, who is a member ofthe rul not there, and to depict us as a force that "problem-solving," 3 percent in "self ing Sandinista National Directorate. "We has no command and control evaluation," 2 percent "telling them Parking problems abound: stu are not considering a negotiation with the cohesiveness," Matamoros said in a tele selves what to do," and 1 percent "in dents at the University of Nebraska at leadership ofthe counter-revolution." phone interview from Honduras. anger," Klinger found. The study, Omaha are angry about a new 50 cent Carrion said the govern tne nt would reported by the College Press Service, parking fee. But the problem isn't that seek to contact chiefs of contra units in According to the pro-government press, found the remainder of students' time the fee is too high; the Gateway reports side Nicaragua and offer them amnesty local Sandinista officials in war zones is spent thinking about "other people." that the fee has caused a garage to be under terms ofthe new Central American have been meeting with relatives of con overfilled. peace accord. He said these lower-ranking tras in an effort to use the relatives as in contra leaders could negotiate termediaries to persuade contras to sur "independent of what the counter-revolu render. But Carrion conceded Wednesday tionary leadership decides." that there has been no major increase in Carrion's formula preserved the Sand- the number of contras turning themselves DUKE CHAPEL inista's longstanding refusal to meet with UNIVERSITY WORSHIP Sunday, September 20,1987 StM^sp^' RENT TV 9:45 a.m. Dr. Willimon's course on "Christian Ethics and Everyday Life", continues in Room 211, Old 19" COLOR T.V. with Remote Control Divinity. Visit from Dr. Stanley Hauerwas. ,95 All are invited. Reg. 21.95 @ month ONLY $19. Student Special 11:00 a.m. University Worship. Special Music by Ben Smith (that's only 67C per day) and the Duke Chapel Choir. Dr. Willimon preaching on Phil. 1:12-24, "Choices". 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Pro-choice ac 200 more years The largely ceremonial visit was tivists, gays and divorcees have been voic Catholic Americas first hazy glimpse ing their concerns to the pope in Two hundred years ago, 55 repre them from Paris. Nor could they see through binoculars at the fledgling pope. demonstrations throughout his tour. But .Since then, John Paul has solidified his all the pope's stands on sexual ethics have sentatives from 13 troubled states 200 years into the future. There are positions on issues as American Catholics been consistent with preserving the right met at the State House in Philadel many current social issues they could dissent with Church teachings more and to life and sexual intercourse as a phia to solve problems of interstate not have envisioned in the 18th cen more vocally. procreative act within the context of mar trade. After a summer of discourse in tury. Legal abortion, for example, John Paul assumes the image of a riage. While the validity of the steamy courtroom, those dele was inconceivable in 1787. moral tyrant in many Catholics' minds. homosexuality, masturbation and artifi gates did more than repair the Arti In other cases, the Constitution left The most common reaction to Catholicism cial birth control needs to be seriously cles of Confederation; they created a many important aspects of govern on campus is, "Can't deal with all those reconsidered, the Vatican first has to be flexible framework for American gov ment, like foreign policy, vaguely rules." convinced these stances are consistent Actually the rules of being Catholic are with the body of Church doctrine, or it ernment which has lasted for two defined. loses credibility. centuries. few. and they don't have much to do with Some authorities claim the Consti the pope. The rules are all there, simple Part of the flexibility of the Consti tution should be remodeled to ad and sweet, in the Catholic profession of tution is a figurative "self-destruct" dress modern issues. A convention faith, the Nicene Creed. On a good Sun button. To avoid an imbalance of called to address a balanced budget day, the congregation can say the whole If after consideration power, the Framers devised a way to amendment would leave delegates thing in less than a minute. If a Catholic amend the Constitution without the opportunity to clear up am does have problems with something in the of Church teaching, a going through Congress: A two-thirds biguities in the original document. creed, he micht feel better taking a walk. Catholic still disputes majority of state legislatures can call Yet it is precisely the ambiguities of But the creed says nothing about abor moral matters, the for a new convention, and a three- the Constitution that have kept the tion, war, premarital sex or capitalism. frurths majority can approve any rec- U.S. Government thriving. Through Those issues are "matters of conscience." Church can only say, If after careful and prayerful consider r mmendations it makes. precedent and political tradition, the ation of Church teaching, the Catholic "We think you're Recently, the possibility of a second United States has been able to adapt still disagrees on any of these matters, sticking your neck convention has arisen from debate to new dilemmas and new challenges. the Church can only say, "We think you're over a possible amendment requiring Change in itself is not frightening: sticking your neck out in a big way." out." a balanced budget, which failed to Since 1776, the United States has It is not hypocritical then for an pass through Congress. Thirty-two been changing and adapting to new American Catholic to welcome John Paul states have called for a convention to situations. But changing the central with a smile, though he thinks on some is push through the amendment and document of American political tradi sues the pope is dead wrong. A poll con The least defendable ofthe pope's posi only 34 are required. As such, the tion would mean altering the vital ducted recently by Gallup and the Na tions is his stubborn refusal to ordain flexibility it affords. The government tional Catholic Reporter shows a majority women. Forbidding women to become flaws of the document have been of Catholics feel they can dissent with priests confuses a social circumstance of placed under careful scrutiny. would in effect be swallowing the Church teachings and still remain faith Jesus' time with the non-sexist spirit of The 1787 delegates were not "demi seed that produced it. ful Catholics. his teaching. The pope is undoubtably gods," as Thomas Jefferson described Keep the living document alive. Dissent you may, the Vatican says, but quite virtuous, but on this point he's also don't teach against official doctrine. Rome quite thickheaded. The cardinal who told Fr. Charles Curran he could not chairs the pope's Congregation for the CWafe teach as a Catholic theologian because he Doctrine of the Faith, Joseph Ratzinger, included his dissensions in lecture at sent a letter last year to an Episcopal Catholic University. But as Curran him bishop explaining the Vatican's reason for self wrote in a National Catholic Reporter not ordaining women. It was an argument essay, he only lost his job. Now a member holier — read: fuller of holes — than most of the Protestant theological faculty at explanations of official Church doctrine. Cornell, Curran has not been excommuni The pope did not explicitly comment on cated, or had his priestly privileges the ordination of women when it came up ..•nWsTVESEOM revoked, or been silenced or defamed as a at a gathering of priests Friday. He also theologian. He just won't get the bishop's MiR-CWOlH^'CS hasn't fully supported the Vatican II VJHo JpapT THE. stamp of approval on his books. teaching that marriage is as fine a voca iSFUL-ei'TVcf — The other American clergyman to be tion as celibacy, still calling celibacy a T£ACMQ50(WP(.W- challenge to "deeper and more universal ROUES--. deposed, Seattle Archbishop Raymond Hunthausen, was fully reinstated before love" than the married life. When ap the pope's visit. proached about letting priests marry, he When a Catholic becomes disillusioned said, "I have a song in mind: 'It's a Long with the Church, it's usually not because Way to Tipperary.' " he disagrees with the creed; often he is understandably frustrated with the local To his credit, John Paul is talking with parish. The northeastern states from people — black Catholics, Hispanic where many Duke Catholics come, for ex Catholics, health professionals and ample, have a lamentable reputation for Protestant and Jewish leaders. He's not uninspired liturgies. A Catholic in this talking primarily on sexual ethics, which THE CHRONICLE established 1905 situation might visit other parishes before would be more than a little short-sighted, giving up on the Church altogether. but on social issues like consumerism, Rocky Rosen, Editor Other wavering Catholics say they poverty, harboring illegal immigrants, Therese Maher, Kathleen Sullivan, Managing E agree with everything the Church teaches AIDS and Jewish nationalism. Barry Eriksen, General Manager except papal infallibility. They might find The pope disconcerts Americans De- Ed Boyle, Editorial Page Editor it comforting that the doctrine of papal in cause he is one leader who talks as fallibility is not infallible. Furthermore, though there really is objective right and Dan Berger, News Editor Laura Trivers, News Editor it's been used rather sparingly in the his wrong. Speaking to a group of theologians John Senft, Sports Editor Gillian Bruce, City & State Editor tory of the Church. Once, to be exact. In Saturday, he said pluralism "rightly Jon Hilsenrath, Features Editor Liz Morgan, Associate News Editor 1950, Pius XII declared infallibly that the envisions" respect for all beliefs but Heather Barnhill, Business Manager Jeff Diamond, Contributing Editor mother of Jesus was taken bodily into wrongly implies there are no answers to Deana Gomez, Student Advertising Manager Peter Aman, Photography Editor heaven. the big questions of human existence and Sue Newsome, Advertising Manager Heather Elliott, Production Editor Papal infallibility was not formulated every belief is as valid as the next. Carolyn Haff, Advertising Production ManagerLind a Nettles, Production Manager to make the pope a dictator of Catholic American Catholics confuse tolerating faith. Rather, the doctrine affirms the different beliefs with accepting all beliefs The opinions expressed in this newspaper are not necessarily those of Duke University, its idea, based in scripture, that the Church as equally good guesses at What Is Right. students, workers, administration or trustees. Unsigned editorials represent the majority view of will not go wrong in matters of faith be In reality, if you believe in God at all, the editorial board. Columns, letters and cartoons represent the views of their authors. cause it is guided by the spirit of God. there is one belief for every issue that Phone numbers: Editor; 684-5469; News/Features; 684-2663; Sports; 684-6115; Business Even Hans Kung, the German theologian most closely fits God's opinion on the mat Office; 684-6106; Advertising Office: 684-3811: Classifieds: 684-6106 whom John Paul II asked not to teach as a ter. Catholics believe that the Church's Editorial Office (Newsroom): Third Floor Flowers Building; Business Office: 103 West Union Roman Catholic because he disputed Building: Advertising Office; 101 West Union Building. teachings are the best set of guesses on c 1987 The Chronicle. Box 4696. Duke Station, Durham, N.C. 27706. All rights reserved. No papal infallibility, agrees with the idea the market. part of this publication may be reproduced in any form without the prior, written permission of behind the doctrine. the Business Office. The "pelvic issues" have been on Julie Byrne is a Trinity sophomore and American Catholics' minds since the 1968 Chronicle staff reporter. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17,1987 THE CHRONICLE Letter Koppel should stay off soapbox
To the editor: I won't press the issue by raising the ob For those who missed reading Marc vious question: Whose dogma would Car Carpenter's letter of September 15, I'd penter and Koppel have us adhere to? like to quote some of it. for it is well worth Theirs? Ours? It seems that one day, quoting: these civic-minded, moralistic, finger- "Thank you, Ted." Mr. Carpernter thus pointing supermen sat together drinking uses valuable newspaper space to express iced tea and toasting Jesse Helms, when an affectionate thank you note to Ted one came up with a brilliant idea: Koppel. That's really quaint and sweet. Wouldn't the world be a better place if we He praises Ted — can I call him "Ted," did away with individuality and freedom too? — for telling "Duke students, and all of choice? Wouldn't it be nice if everyone the rest of humanity" what they need to acted in the same, approved way? hear. Namely, that our society hasn't got Unfortunately, I grew up in America, the stomach for truth. We can't under and all this freedom must have gone to stand there are certain things in the my head. It makes me happy to feel free world that are inherently "wrong," and to do what I please; and nauseous to think other things that are inherently "right." I cannot. This individual morality jazz is for the birds. What the world needs now is to fol Ed Partee low a specific, ethical doctrine. Trinity '90 On the record We the people ofthe United Stales, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Ihe United States of America . . . Done in convention by the unanimous consent of the states present, the 17th day of September, in the year of our Lord 1787. and of the independence of the United States of America the 12th. In witness whereof we have hereunto subscribed our names. George Washington, President and deputy from Virginia
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Unmotivated students, disappointed teachers need focus Few (Duke undergraduates I are oriented enough to Cause: Professors are not teaching ward the worlds of learning and scholarship to be inter • Dogs that don't bark Bennett, Bloom and company go too far in promoting ested in how a professor's mind works . . . Those who are the myth that all professors really care about is research committed to pre-med, pre-law. pre-business school are Robertson Barrett and a tenured post in a prestigious environment. Give merely marking time until they get over the hurdle into them some credit: Most people can't teach all day and what they consider their real academic training. This tenure in the academic world or its suitability as a place not mean it. The view Richardson seems to espouse, naturally tends to promote showmanship and self-diver in which to live or retire after a successful career el however, does not involve meeting all students halfway. sion in professors faced with classes in which the percent sewhere. Many students, or, more sadly, their parents, A more realistic model might go something like this: age of such students is high. I doubt that when they eye the University's marketability and social value — Problem: Many undergraduates are not motivated to graduate more than two percent ofthe undergraduates at "hot college" — and place the nuts and bolts of the learn the material in their courses, but are nevertheless Duke have any inkling of what a liberal education might educational opportunity here second. in college. They have very little idea which courses they be, or will ever know what they have missed. In light of Richardson's statement, pre-professional might like or benefit from and have not developed an students who really are "marking time" until they overriding commitment to a certain academic area. Such is the message of Lawrence Richardson, James receive their diploma can't even be accused of taking an Many professors find these students less than compel B. Duke professor of Classical Studies, in the Chan extraneous course for more than "entertainment." Other ling. ticleer distributed this week. Richardson, one of the Cause: Most college-bound students understand they most distinguished academicians ever to tread Duke must have a diploma to succeed or merely participate in soil, has struck what may be a raw nerve among the society, depending on their background or values. They University's best scholars and teachers. He has said How can a man dedicated to know that whether they want to pursue a Ph.D. or not, what many students who have not yet had the compunc the college diploma is the necessary ticket to a career tion to bury themselves in books and "achieve" fear their the pleasures of the intellect they will not hate. admired professors are really thinking. sit back and watch the wasting The unfortunate burden all professors should assume The problem with Richardson's characterization of is not to blame students for a lack of focus or devotion to Duke undergraduates is not that it is false; it is the of so many minds. a particular field when they enroll, but to do their best to sense that life goes on for the Duke professoriate once lend an ear to what a student may be searching for and these benighted undergraduates are gone and working to help them find a focus. The Alien Building gang and for Proctor and Gamble. One wonders how Richardson, UFCAS are not fooling anybody: The pre-major advising or more fairly, the group of professors who may hold this students are downgraded who, regardless of their career center never has done and never will do this. No one, attitude, can so astutely watch it all go by and let it keep plans, want to incorporate the knowledge they get here especially a professor, should let 98 percent ofthe under happening. It is curious that a man so admirable and so into some aspect of their lives, who are aware they are graduates pass through here without "any inkling of visibly beholden to the pleasures ofthe intellect can be expanding the way they think. what a liberal education might be." While Professor content to observe, in the view he seems to put forth, the If we take the statement seriously, it seems that stu Richardson may well be referring to students other than wasting of so many minds and lives. dents in both groups who have not developed the com his own when he writes that these forsaken Duke The pre-professional undergraduate will obviously be mitment to be a prodigy in any particular academic field graduates may never know what they have missed, I im hurt by such a view and may get the impression that his may be cheated by their professors' low expectations. agine — and hope — he contributed his comments to the or her professor would rather be teaching somewhere The blame for whatever lack of devotion to learning yearbook with a tinge of regret. other than here, a pre-professional breeding ground. It Duke students may have should not fall squarely on the Rumors say Duke undergraduates have an impressive may help to look at the different reasons many students professors' shoulders. Education Secretary William Ben degree of raw intelligence without the means to develop and outstanding professors come to Duke in the first nett and Allan Bloom, author of "The Closing of the or direct it. The means is here, but unless you are a place*— it seems they don't come here to find each other. American Mind," characterize the situation,- somewhat department's obvious Rhodes scholar candidate, it may Thiprofessor'rhby'want'fobe hfei^forlflelMSWfsity's" unfairly, like this: •be an uphill balth'tu gel it. pronuinincg-'aa a iu.n-.aiill inatitutjuii, tlw TtOuc-nf Duku Proh4eni-'St«defttS'are-H*,t:-leariiing . . Robert son. Barrett is-a Trinity nenivr... - • • THE CHRONIC ^THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17.1987 Comics
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ance each other," Byrd said. As he spoke, of the House, asserted that one lesson of tary presence in the Persian Gulf, where in a nearby hearing room, the Senate Ju America's past was that "nobody here is hostilities between Iran and Iraq have WASHINGTON — President Reagan diciary Committee was questioning Judge above the law." threatened oil shipments. highlighted a celebration ofthe Constitu Robert H. Bork, the president's nominee Several fellow House members, who ar Both congressional leaders are Demo tion on the steps of the Capitol Wednes for the Supreme court. One of the central gue that Reagan is not abiding by the War crats, another reflection of the system of day by leading the nation's schoolchildren matters facing the panel is how to balance Powers Act, are now suing him in federal checks and balances fashioned by the in the Pledge of Allegiance and warning founders. Even though Reagan traveled Americans not to become complacent the country last year, urging voters to about their freedoms. elect a Republican Congress. Democratic On a day filled with pageantry, thou majorities were returned in both cham sands of dignitaries and children joined bers. the president in reciting the pledge and Reagan, in a playful jab, pointed out millions of others followed the proceed that when George Washington first be ings through radio and television. came president, the country had about 4 The Commission on the Bicentennial of million people. "Today there are over 5 the United States Constitution, which million federal employees." he said with a sponsored the event, estimated that 66 smile. "Times have changed." million students in 110,000 schools tuned The president has long accused the in the celebration, a cross between a cam Democrats of favoring bloated and waste paign rally and a civics lesson. ful government programs, and one of his It was the sort of event Reagan loves, a great crusades in almost seven years in chance to play one of his favorite roles — office has been to reduce the Washington the nation's master of ceremonies. In his bureaucracy, at least outside the Penta brief remarks, Reagan said: "For over 200 gon. years, we've lived with freedom under The day also belonged to school law, and perhaps we've become compla children, and Reagan leaped to his feet to cent about it. We should never forget how applaud 5-year-old Alisan Porter after she rare and precious freedom is." sang, "This Is My Country." According to While the warm-hearted and bipartisan her Hollywood press agent. Alisan has tone of the day was rare for Washington, made 20 national television commercials the political battles swirling around the and taped a Christmas television special capital were never far from center stage. with Walter Matthau and Lucille Ball. Sen. Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia, UPI PHOTO Stephanie Petit, the 14-year-old winner the majority leader, reminded the audi This huge flag made of red, white and blue balloons is part of Philadelphia's of this year's National Spelling Bee. said ence that the framers ofthe Constitution celebration of the bicentennial of the Constitution. that her parents, both born outside the argued for many weeks, and ended with a United States, had taught her "to appreci compromise in which "power would be the power ofthe president to nominate a court. The act requires a president to no- ate and cherish the greatness of divided and shared" among the three justice against the power ofthe Senate to tify Congress when he introduces troops America." Her mother and father, both branches of government. approve that selection, int0 a battle zone; Reagan insists that the naturalized citizens now living in Bethel "Even today, we must check and bal Rep. Jim Wright of Texas, the speaker act does not apply to the American mili Park. Pa., are from Hong Kong and Chile.
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Sci Debbie. 682-4920 for ASDU At-large Representative LIBRARY in Durham for a part-time making pizza for Duke on-campus Hoof TV Horn general membership interviews which will be held today Campus Drive, evening of Sept. 9. library clerk. 15 hours weekly. delivery service. Delivery people meeting Thurs. 9>17 al 5:15 m and Friday. Pick up an application 1986. Call 286-9686 to claim. Tuesday. Thursday, and Sunday ESSAYS. REPORTS. 16.278 also needed. No e • GOLDBERG from page 11 Turning away from the players and to the crowd, in it when he sees it. more). "We're gonna beat the hell out of you (dah dah timidation is no longer the question. The object of yelling The point is, we should be aware that the line does ex dah dah — hey)" is another. There is no longer a at fans or mascots is to have fun. Then again, the people ist. That might make it easier to stay on the tasteful side "dearth" of good lively songs. sitting behind the parent ofthe visiting player were also of it. Using the logic of an 84-year old document, there ir- no probably trying to have fun. When you get 8,564 people together in one building for need for the "personal, low sort of guying." When the Blue Devi! was fraternizing with high the same reason, you're going to have a good time. An I am not suggesting that Duke fans revert to a turn-of- school cheerleaders at the Colgate game and the crowd absence of obscenities won't affect that good time. the-century mentality. "(Jo to hell Carolina" isn't mali started yelling, "jailbait." I thought it was pretty funny. cious or dehumanizing. Some t'f'the people around me didn't. There is a sign perched high in Cameron Indoor Stadi But a lot of things we cheer are. You can't define the line between clever and vulgar. um. The sign is on the scoreboard. It is above the adver William Griffith, vice president for student affairs. When asked to describe vulgarity, Butters talked about tisements and above the score. It is equal with the word told me about fans at a men's basketball game last year the man who can't describe pornography but who knows "DUKE", The sign says "GUEST." who yelled to a parent of a visiting player: "I screwed your girl friend last night and she loved it." Mure creativity and less crudeness is in order. Making fun of people in the crowd ("Stupid — Hat") is great, as long as it is not done in a way that dehumanizes some one, especially someone who has been invited to Duke to watch or participate in an event. Athletics Director Tom Butters was on the mark when he said Wednesday in a telephone interview. "We have, in my judgment, the finest spirit of any student body in the country." Enthusiasm is important. It is difficult to accomplish anything without it. However, enthusiasm for some thing that hurts people should be discouraged. Because of its inappropriate behavior in the past, the living group BOG may be moved from its seats behind the visiting bench at men's basketball games. Griffith, who will make a decision about BOG's seats soon, said he was impressed that BOG admitted it did something wrong and wants to do something to change it. Griffith also said BOG was singled out because it is the only identifiable group in Cameron. It isn't just BOG. At_ almost every athletic event the fans switch from cheering for Duke to cheering against the opposition. In Little League, my coach told the team we should cheer for our team whether we were on the bench or in the field, but that we shouldn't yell at the other team. People can't act the way thev do in Cameron and then walk away three hours later as 100 percent caring peo ple. It is impossible not to carry a little of what you say with you in your life. I know that my most painful expe riences have been verbal, not physical. But at events like men's basketball games, where many fans are present, people don't act the way they presented themselves on their applications. "It's almost as if they [fans] go into another realm of operation," Griffith said. Think about what you would and would not yell at an opponent if you were alone. Also, the intimidation probably doesn't work. Griffith, who has seen a lot of basketball games, said that when fans get on opposing players those players seem to play their best games in Cameron. In a Feb. 26, 1987 R&R interview. Coach K said, "When you get on most guys, they play better. The best thing a good competitor can do is jam it square up your STAFF PHOTO'THE CHRONICLE fanny." Sometimes fans forget to draw the line between what is clever and what is tasteless. I From page 10 LENDER - Tor MOVIE POSTERS!!! rfjlsow iltingtobet Movie Posters'!' Movie Posters!1! this Is list s me big mlx-up. At Apocalypse Now Breakfast Club WANT TO GO TO UVA"? 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At first listen, Grammy awards, 38.5 million copies of it's hard to even distinguish this song as a Thri.ler and more record-breaking prece duet since Ms. Garrett sounds uncannily dents than any other artist in history, like Jackson. Although the lyrics are Michael Jackson has finally released Bad, somewhat cliche, the energy and convic his third solo project. tion with which Michael and Siedah vo According to "Rolling Stone," Michael calize (heir need for each other saves the hopes that this album will sell 100 million song from becoming trite. copies. Yes, that's right, 100 million: al most three times as many records as Thril ler. This 29 year-old Howard Hughes-like eccentric has his work cut out for him. Did success go to Some may say Bod is a perfec! album, but Michael's head? He for all its musical perfection, technical ex cellence and sheer listenability, it has to has had extensive literally blow away every conceivable facet of the music public to do better than plastic surgery, and Thriller. Do you suppose the pressure Mr. Jack has been frequently son felt after the phenomenal success of his second solo album went to his head? asked whether his Bad will inevitably and unfortunately be skin has been compared to Thriller. It's still a Michael SPECIAL TO R&R Jackson album and his style has not chemically A retouched Michael Jackson. Bad? Just dressed that way? changed. Consisting mostly of dance tracks, Bad gleams with a sheer intensity bleached. Change." from start to finish. Due to Quincy Jones' "Dirty Diana" and "Smooth Criminal" crisp, clear, paternal production, this digi are by far the best cuts on the album, as tal recording has some of the brightest, Garrett also co-wrote one of the album's well as being the most danceable tracks. most dynamic sound in the business. most powerful tracks, "Man in the "Dirty Diana" highlights Michael's vocal The opening cut, "Bad," literally jumps Mirror." With background vocals pro expressiveness as he knowingly sings to out of the speakers with its brilliant horns vided by the Winans and the Andrae the hypnotic heartbreaker of the title "She R&R, and percussion, while the synthesizer Crouch choir, it's easy to be convinced of looked me deep in the eyes/She's grinds out a most infectious beat. Sound Michael's sincerity and sympathy as he touchin' me so to start/ She says there's eally ing very self-assured, Michael convinc sings "It's time that I realize/ That there no turnin' back/ She trapped me in her R ingly belts out "And the whole world has are some with no home, not a nickel to heart." The song "Smooth Criminal," to/ Answer right now/ Just to tell you loan/ Could it be really me, pretending which is the second full-length video from E xcellent. once again/ Who's bad...." "Liberian that they're not alone?" The only song on the album following Martin Scorsese's 15- Girl," one of the album's most emotional the album with a true moral message, it's minute long video for "Bad," actually nd ballads, begins with a seductive Swahili gospel feel only adds to its intention as starts off with a recording of Michael's A chant: "Naku penda piya - naku taka piya Jackson soulfully sings "If you want to heartbeat. Concerning the life of a murder - mpenziwe." 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In "Hotdogs and Hamburgers," Mellencamp picks up an In Mellencamp lights dian hitchhiker and tries to give her a kiss. She jumps into the back seat, accusing him of "tryin' to get someth ing for nothing / Like the pilgrims in the olden days.'* He sociocultural fires spends the rest of the song feeling increasingly ashamed of himself and his race. A good deal of this aibum deals THE LONESOME JUBILEE with Ibe maturation of a man who has recently woken up John Cougar Mellencamp to discover (in "Cherry Bomb"} that "Seventeen has turned thirty-five." Polygram Records With this sense of perspective and maturity. Mellen camp offers an uncompromisingly honest view of the by Brock Bair world around him. "Check it Out," "The Real Life," and "Hard Times for an Honest Man" deal with the everyday quick scan of ihe track listing from John Cougar problems of Mellencamp's everyman. "Empty Hands" AMellencamp's new release. The Lonesome Jubilee.. tells a tale of blue-collar hardships. All are without reveals that this is no light fare. "Down and Out in polish or glamour, but all are beautiful — folk poems en Paradise," "The Real Life We Are the People," "Hard cased in mid-tempo Appalachian rock. Times for an Honest Man:" Mellencamp's writing definitely has taken a greater turn toward the serious. A The songs work so weil because of their simplicity. It's growing social consciousness, begun on 1983's Uh-Huh incredibly difficult to make music that sounds this fresh, and expanded on 1985's Scarecrow, is now the dominant and to make it simple, too. Mellencamp pulls it off. The theme in Mellencamp's work. The Lonesome Jubilee, a instrumentation is perfectly suited to the subject matter. ten-song treatment of the downtrodden in the heartland Don Gehman and Mellencamp's production is right on SPECIAL TO R&R and Mellencamp's own process of maturation, is target — it neither sacrifices the traditional Mellencamp Looking overwhelmed by social thought. weighty, burdened from start to finish with the problems sound nor ignores that sound as a slave to the new in Mellencamp sees in the society around him. It is also his enough to readopt his given name with the release of Uh- strumentation. What we get is a record (hat sounds uni best work to date. Huh. "Crumblin' Down," "Pink Houses," and "The que, but immediately familiar. But most important is The climb to commercial and critical success has been Authority Song" all became hits, and were Mellencamp's Mellencamp's singing. Strident, but not overly so. his a slow one for John Mellencamp. He began his career most mature works to date. The critical community performance never slips into the trap of over-emoting, bashing about in several psychedelic and glitter units in began to take notice. 1985's Scarecrow continued the which is no mean feat considering the nature of the writ the late sixties and early seventies. In 1972, he was process of musical growth. Its sometimes haunting, ing here. The distance is maintained. The singing, too, is signed by David Bowie's management company, Main sometimes joyous tales of small-town life, the misfor right on target, passionate enough to reflect the impor Man. There, Tony DeFries, the mastermind behind tunes of everyman, and rock-and-roll redemption were tance of his songs, but restrained enough not to distract. received with near-universal enthusiasm. Scarecrow was The word "tasteful" comes to mind in describing almost John Cougar Mellencamp's masterpiece. all aspects of this album. And The Lonesome Jubilee is a better record. In fact, the only real weaknesses of The Lonesome Mellencamp offers an The first thing you notice is the sound. Something new Jubilee are in the last two songs, "Hotdogs and uncompromisingly honest is introduced in the opening track, "Paper in Fire," and Hamburgers" and "Rooty Toot Toot." Both suffer lyri continues throughout the album. The song's layers of cally from weak choruses. But that is a small price to pay view ofthe world around violin, hammer dulcimer, and accordion interrupt the for an album as fine as this. simple guitar-and-drum beat and serve as the instrumen There are those who will say this record treads too him. tal exclamation point to Mellencamp's vocal line. Gone closely on Bruce territory, and this is its fatal flaw. I must is the simple guitar-bass-drum lineup of Mellencamp's strongly disagree. The Lonesome Jubilee is heartland previous work. Fiddles, accordions, banjos, dulcimers, rock ai its best. Both Springsteen and Mellencamp have a Bowie's career, gained control of Mellencamp's image. and soulful female back-up voices are now added. The clear vision of their country, of the America that the Thus, the Johnny Cougar character was born. DeFries sound is pure back-porch America. Thus, the songs President never seems to see. If both wish to express lhat wanted to create an arrogant, American descendant of never take off in rock-and-roll abandon; there is no vision in their work, so much the better. iR&ffl Ziggy Stardust, by way of James Dean. Mellencamp "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." here. That song served as a resented both the role and DeFries, but still released two musical life-vest for Scarecrow, holding the listener's in albums, Chestnut Street Incident and The Kid Inside, as terest through the more serious subjects. There is no Johnny Cougar. Both failed miserably. such break in the tension on The Lonesome Jubilee. Nothing detracts from the subject at hand. A risky way to By 1979, Mellencamp had shaken free of DeFries and make a record, but Mellencamp succeeds. The Lonesome Main Man. and had signed with Riva/Polygram. Still, Jubilee is not really music to dance or chug brews to, but the name "Cougar" stuck, as record executives would not it does reward careful listening. Not to say that this al accept calls from some guy named John Mellencamp. bum isn't hot; it is. but it never burns. It smolders. That same vear. John Cougar was released. This record, too. wes a flop, hut "I Need a Lover" did garner some Side two kicks off with "We Are the People," a state rock station airplay, and became a hit For Pat Benalar, ment of solidarity between Mellencamp's band and the helping to establish Mellencamp as a writer. American oppressed. As each new group is named — The next album, 1981's Nothing Matters and What If It blacks, the homeless, the lonely — Mellencamp intones. Did?, was a bit more successful, on the strength of the "May my thoughts be with you." This is what sets The single "Ain't Even Done With the Night," but it was not Lonesome Jubilee apart: Mellencamp's own self-perspec until the next year that Mellencamp hit paydirt. tive. He knows thai he is not a part of the America thai American Fool, with the hits "Hurts So Good" and the he writes about, and unlike so many other artists. number one "lack and Diane" was the breakthrough, the Springsteen included, he doesn't try to pretend he is. He biggest-selling album of 1982. Still, even as Mellencamp is strictly an observer, a disturbed observer, and The became one ol rock's major stars, the critics continued to Lonesome Jubilee is his current catalog of observations write him off as nothing more than a pop-fluff on the trials ofthe American underclass. Springsteen wanna-be. 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Bork has been called a "right wing must rest heavily on bis judicial record. zealot" by his foes, ond a "brilliant schol R&R: Is (he controversy a function of ar" by his supporters. Criticisms include his rigid Constitutional interpretations Fish: Bork would have been controver •nd his tendency to come off as on ex sial! at any time. It is especially sensitive tremist in his writings. It is ironic that now because lie will shift the ideological Borks's testimony conies during the same, tilt of the court to the right, and the Senate week which marks the 200th birthday of and Senate judiciary Committee are in the our most revered piece of parchment, (he hands of the opposition. The long period Constitution ofthe United States. R&R in between nomination and confirmation terviewed political science professor and has also given the Senate a lot of time to Constitutional .scholar Peter Fish about pore over his record. current controversies surrounding the R&R: Bork believes there is no Constitu Constitution ond its interpretation, as tional right to privacy, thus Roe vs. Wade well os the Bork nomination. [abortion ruling) is invalid. Is he right? R&R: What do you think of all the Fish: ll depends on interpretation. Is the hoopla surrounding the anniversary? Constitution frozen, or is it changing? On JIM FLOWERS/R&R Fish: For me, the cerebral nature of the the changing basis, privacy has become Professor Peter Fish grins about the birthday of his favorite document. celebration is most important, and will increasingly difficult. The need for pri come out in the hearings on judge Bork. vacy is more important in the modern R&R: Bork has said he doesn't believe R&R: Do you think Bork will get the The very nature of the Constitution and perspective. When the Constitution was the first amendment protects obscene or nomination? the role of the Supreme Court will be dis written, you could escape your neighbors. subversive demonstrations. Wouldn't that Fish: It depends on his performance cussed, without the distractions of per- Now, your neighbor can set up a parabolic limit the freedom to the court's view of before the committee. It is important for onal issues, as in the Rehnquist hearings. microphone and bear every word you say "obscene" or "subversive"? him to demonstrate an even-tempered, ju R&R: Bork is extremely well-qualified without leaving his back yard. The right of Fish: Obscene material is outside the dicious nature. as a scholar. Has a Supreme Court nomi privacy has now afforded a greater sensi protection of the First Amendment. The R&R: If Bork is rejected, then what? nee ever been rejected on purely ideologi tivity to the individual. question is really what is obscene? There Fish: The White House has floated warnings that the next nominee will not cal grounds? R&R: Is Bork a strict Constitutional con is no mechanical standard. Bork is always be as well-qualified. Fish: Hanesworth. a Nixon appointee in st rue tiona list? looking for a mechanical standard. He is R&R: We are two states away from call 1970, was met with much "ideological" Fish: Bork takes a broad view of the role looking for a broad definition of ing a Constitutional convention on the is opposition, but the issue was clouded. of precedent. He feels that if the Constitu obscenity, but that would be on a case-by- sue of balanced budget amendments. Do Many of these rejections are like the tion is interpreted erroneously, the case standard, depending on state law. you favor such a convention? What would Nixon library issue at Duke. In both cases, decision must be overturned. However, he Subversive demonstration is a more se happen? animosity against Nixon was represented has taken a narrow interpretative view on rious problem. Bork's position would cer as ideology. issues such as monopolies. He will have tainly increase the court's restriction on Fish: Even though it is only two states It will be interesting to see how much to explain that contradiction in the hear radical political expression, and thus away, the wording |on the budget! varies Bork retreats from his speeches and arti ings. move it further away from state control. See Constitution on page 6 NOW. SEE. HEAR BRING YOUR VALID DUKE STUDENT I.D. FOR A FREE MEMBERSHIP! 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Gilberl lived 200 years ago, and while Ihe Constitution was Thus, almos all being ratified, he was experiencing col lege life in America —colonial si vie. He and his peers wenl Ihrough what we This vrus II) ! schedule sent bv tilth i lurv college. shirlenl Samuel Beach lo his all do, the universal truths of college — 7 bad food, too much alcohol, and not porenls. Do -ou believe il Jlo-H does!)t enough time lo study. 5l0ue^y4carjeUT^uY CArc«es m si£a.e CWtzZ-' Criped one Class of 1782'student, "We ' And you thought the Fits was eat ... very indifferent dinners, such as bad. Although only two percen! of the popu least spark of sobriety among the colle knew the true meaning of defending one's lation went to college, these students had gians; profaneness and obscenity were rights. The typical Harvard student was an At Harvard one quite an impact. Seventeen out of 56 sign their chief conversation." He probably atheist. Their spirit of rebelliousness, ers of the Declaration of Independence would not have become a Greek. unique to American colleges, lives on to student were graduates of American colleges. In Undoubtedly though, he spoke it. What this day. complained, "As addition, 18th cenf ury college students set do the names Xenophon. Thucydides, and Their spirit of fashion lives on today the precedents for today's college life Catullus mean to you? They meant re too. Stephan van Rensselaer was noted to soon as I entered styles. quired reading to students at King's Col have paid 367 pounds for the making of Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is. lege- These students knew nothing of Cal one green suit of clothes from Philadel college, I was in the Dr. Mead's Anti-Dyspeptic Stomach Pills culus 31, Plant Life of North Carolina, or phia. Apparently, he did not have the con provided such relief after a hard night of Econ. 2457. They pored over Latin. Greek, venience of a colonial Northgate Mall. midst of young drinking. Orange shrub, the real man's Hebrew, and Rhetoric. After all, they at Between the years 1782 and 1802 there predecessor to the Fuzzy Navel, was the tended college to become gentlemen were 19 colleges. And although Duke was devils." drink of the day. The recipe included dark scholars, and what is a gentleman without not among them it continues to live under rum, orange juice, and lots of sugar. They a basic knowledge of Xenophon? the influence of America's earliest college did OK even without kegs. However, these same "gentlemen" students. We may not have our own bed- lean, tough, boiled fresh beef with dry po Yet every class has a prospective mem found it necessary to occasionally shoot makers or butlers and we don't have to tatoes! And if this deserves to be called ber of the A.L.E. 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This relates back to the calling of the 1787 for censorship, fn the 1930s it was decided exceptions convention to deal with the issue of interstate trade. might be made for troop movements and other military Once the convention convened, it reorganized the na information. tional government. This is the aspect that concerns peo ple. They could undertake to redefine the freedom of R&R: How would the shreddings in the Iran-Contra speech, the freedom of religion, the balance of power be mess be handled by these Jaws? tween the state and federal government, and so on. Fish: The category there is obstruction of justice. The R&R: f would like you to comment on some proposed Administration is claiming "executive privilege." It is a alterations to the Constitution. Would a line-item veto power struggle between the executive and the judiciary. give the president too much power on legislative specif If chief prosecutor Walsh can show that these items were PETER AMAN/R&R ics? shredded with intent to prevent their use in criminal The Twilettes let all hang out in Page Fish: With a domestic battle over legislation, it is very proceedings, we could have a prosecution similar to hard to hold the budget line because congressmen tack Watergate. on their own projects, like shiny balls on a Christmas tree. It is often hard for the president to veto the whole R&R: in 1984, evidence illegally seized in good faith Jeffrey combines bill because of its overall importance. This kind of veto was able to be used in a court of law, seemingly violating power would help prevent Congress from overrunning the exclusionary rule of the Fourth Amendment. The the budget, though the president could be held more di Reagan Administration advocates expansion of this in jazz with gospel rectly responsible for budget deficits. terpretation. Wouldn't that promote underhanded evi R&R: President Carter advocates one six year term for dence gathering by overzealous law enforcement offi the presidency. Is that a viable suggestion? cials? by Ed Shanaphy Fish: The desirability of it would be thai the president Fish: This was an attempt to bypass the exclusionary would not have to campaign once in office. However, if rule for aberrations such as a warrant that expired, or ospel and jazz, two distinct musical forms, were it was a single six-year term, he would be a lame duck bad the wrong address for the house, etc. Officers who, Gcombined in one performance on Sunday, Sept. 13, from the first day. The question is would his political in good faith, had gone ahead with the search anyway in Page Auditorium. Paul Jeffrey, the evening's host and capital decline because he could not run again? Unless it would then be able to use the evidence. Thus, it is only a director of the Duke Jazz Ensemble, was a promoter of were part of some major reforms, this revision would not broad construction of the good faith exception that the the experimental concert along with Mr. Nichols of the give any advantage. If the president could run for an Reagan Administration is looking for. They are not open gospel group The Twilights. "Jazz Meets Gospel" was the other six year term, then he would have two additional ing the door for illegal seizures. title of the three-hour extravaganza, which featured four years to implement his policies before running again. A gospel groups and two jazz groups. more valid suggestion might be a six year term for Con Although gospel and jazz are separate musical forms, gressmen. The current term is two years, so they barely R&R: The Constitution is a far-sighted document. they have many similarities, Jeffrey said. Dionne War get started and they have to turn around and campaign However, do you feel it should have to answer to some of wick and Sarah Vaughan both began singing gospel and again. A six year term would also save a lot of money. today's hottest issues, such as a woman's right to an later moved to the top of the jazz and pop charts, accord abortion? ing to Jeffrey. The Jazz Ensemble's director also gave his R&R: .Should the president be allowed to appoint con Fish: This issue goes back to [the first] Chief Justice reason for having the concert. "I like the idea of having gressional members to the Cabinet? John Marshall. He said it was not a code. It was a docu the Durham community coming to Duke." he said. Fish: That would be contrary to the separation of ment thai was to be adapted to the various crises of hu powers doctrine, and closer to a parliamentary system. Attendance for the concert was noticeably small. Page man affairs. So even Marshall, who was of the Constitu Auditorium's box office made only 50 advanced sales for The president would have members of Congress ar tional era, felt that within its four corners could be found ticulating bis policies on the floor. the performance, and estimated that close to 100 specific answers to specific questions, with a broad in watched the show. Jeffrey, commenting on the size of the R&R: Hoi* would limited election spending alter our terpretation. )ames Madison, on the other hand, felt tbe audience, said, "Next time we do this. I hope there are no campaigns? Would they be fairer? document left open-ended many questions that would empty seats, but it's our first endeavor." Fish: That would realty interfere with the first amend have lo be answered in tbe future. It really relates to your Bobby Pender and Light was the first group to take the ment freedom to express one's political views through conception of interpretation,. The reason tbe Constitu stage. Pender was the lead vocalist, with Emily Brown donations. The hope would be that a cap on spending tion is so great, and the reason we are celebrating it singing back-up and Sandra Perry accompanying on would strengthen the party organization and have spe today, is that il is not a 400 page document. It is a body of piano. The group's sound was a mix between gospel and cial interest groups represent their policies, not candi concepts, not specific rules. For instance, laws concern folk. Pender finished his segment of the program with a dates. ing "commerce" have grown from regulating ox-carts song special to him titled "I Need To Be Still." and sailing ships to space-transferred messages. Cer tainly that was not in the conception of the framers. If "I believe sometimes we just have lo slow down and the Constitution is to endure, it has to be adaptable.|ff&R| let God into our life," Pender said, "and I think this song says just that." ProType See Jeffrey jazz on page 7 presents: RESUMES 'The Typeset Look Without the Price" Our Resume Package includes: • 24-hour turnaround • $1 Career Professional • 10 FREE copies Objective changes on bond paper • 1 Year free storage Eye Care We also do cover letters, reports, papers, briefs, and theses. offanylSKring. Examination & Treatment of The Eyes Brightleaf Square Contact Lens Specialty Care &. Problem Solving Upstairs near Morgan Imports Therapy For Vision Related Learning Difficulties 682-4628 $3at&' Amblyopia & Eye Coordination Problems The Princeton Review GMAT Course Special Services For The Multi-handicapped & Visually Impaired We Do More Than Just Talk About It Every prep course talks about its program. 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September 29 & 30 9 AM--5 PM We Score More 5115 Academy Road, Durham, North Carolina 27707 (919) -,93-7456 Deposit: $10.00 Dr. Dale D. Stewart The Princeton Review DukeUnivfitsity, Store 502 South Duke Street, Durham, North Carolina 27701 ©19) 6: _J__ THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1987 R&R WEEKLY MAGAZINE THR CHRONICLE / PAGE 7 A gospel singing group with two male and four female singers took the stage next. "The Living Light Ensemble" Jeffrey jazz has been together since 1981. Their presentation was the most religious of all the gospel groups appearing. The six From page 6 performers are all from the Durham area. They sang to a Bobby Pender and Light perform mainly in the Dur prerecorded accompaniment. ham area, and have performed at Duke before in The 26 piece Duke Jazz Ensemble filled the auditori Cameron Indoor Stadium. The gospel trio will appear um's stage, and gave a rousing performance. With Jeffrey next at Centerfest on Sunday, Sept, 2IJ. conducting, the ensemble performed "Groovin* Hard," The Twilettes were the next group to appear on Page's which featured a ten-strong saxophone section. Stand stage. This gospel ensemble was composed of four fe outs were soloists Paul Titus on tenor saxophone and male singers, one lead male vocalist, keyboards, bass gui Greg M'cKinney on alto saxophone. tar and drums. They performed three selections: "You "Uncouth and Unkempt" was the ensemble's next Gave Me Love," "You and 1 Can Walk Together or We number, which included an excellent solo by trombonist Can Walk Alone" and "You Can't Live In My Life." The Curt Sea worth. The rhythm section for this particular drums for this group had a muddled, heavily synthe number was especially strong. Senior Jon Hersch on sized sound. The bass drum did not provide a driving drums, freshman Mike Romano on piano, and Howell on beat, which took away from their upbeat tunes. bass provided the rhythm section for this particular The Paul Jeffrey Quintet followed. "1 believe in having number. Horace Silver's "Room 608" concluded the en students involved," Jeffrey said. With senior Jason Stope semble's portion of the program. The ensemble had an on drums and sophomore Michael Howell on bass, Jef excellent dynamic range and the brass players performed frey fulfills that belief. Former Duke music student in control, and did not drown out the others. Susan Emory is the quintet's vocalist. She performed a "Duke has a great football team, bul it also has a great relaxed, but tasteful, rendition of "Embraceab.e You." jazz ensemble." Jeffrey said at the end of his group's per Pianist Chip Crawford played some beautiful lines formance. The ensemble is slated to perform on Friday. during Bud Powell's "Hallucinations." Jeffrey said he September 18 at 8 p.m. in Baldwin Auditorium. Admis hopes to have Crawford become part of the music faculty sion is free. at Duke, and judging by his performance, he would have The Twilights of Durham were the last group to per much to offer as a faculty member. Jeffrey is the lead in form. Four male singers were accompanied by a five strumentalist of the quintet on saxophone. piece band including keyboards, two guitars, bass guitar, The quintet as a whole was well balanced and rythmi and drums. This gospel group performed the most up cal^' tight. Drummer Stope was very impressive. He beat selections of all the gospel groups, and actually PETER AMAN/R&R maintained a perfect beat as he traded four measure solos brougfit the crowd to its feet during "Have You Got It Paul Jeffrey lets out his sound. with Jeffrey and Crawford. Like The Bible Says." Unfortunately, their excellent four-part harmony was partially smothered by the band. The lead vocals and keyboards were often drowned out EXTRA LATE SHOWS by the guitar, which was playing too loudly in the same harmonic range. 30 FRI. & SAT. \B______M^: The finale for the entire evening included all the per formers. Everyone came back on stage and sang "That's "AWILDLY FUNNY CULT HIT FROM JAPAN! What Friends Are For." The Duke Jazz Ensemble, along ALTHOUGH IT'S ABOUT NOODLES with the Twilight's band, provided the musical accom IT'S RICH ENOUGH TO BE DESSERT!'" paniment. Susan Emory led the vocals. The two types of music became one during the finale, with all par- _ Juzo Itami's ^a •y ticipating. 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JEAN Production Steve Brotman Writers Michele Estrin Make your Reservations Early! Brock Bair d Chip Bales Call 684-3596 Ed Shanaphy Seating inourair-amditioncd dining room is limited to 60 Artists Laurie Goldman Open Tuesday - Friday East Campus Union FLOR Mark Mikula Ted Rex RESERVATIONS REQUIRED YVESMONTAND GERARD DEPARDIEU DANIEL AUTEUJL Paste-up, etc! Roily Miller A FILM BY CLAUDE BERRI IS 2:00 • 4:25 • 7:00 • 9:25 PAGES / THECHRONICLE R&R WEEKLrMAG^JNE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1987 FROM THE ASYLUM by Mark Mikula A DEDICATED PLAYER "Let's play ping-pong!" Phil said. "No. you're too good." said Eliot. "I'll play with a handicap," said Phil. "I won't use a paddle. I'll stick my hand into one of these toaster slots and hit the ball with the toaster." That seemed fair. And so they began to play. The toaster was cumbersome on Phil's hand, but he got used to it. Soon, he built up a 16-4 lead. "Ha! Ha!" Phil said, "I'm piaying with a toaster on my hand, and I'm still killing you!" "Plug it in!" Eliot said. "Plug it in, and depress the iever." That seemed fair. There were only five more points to go. And so he plugged if in, depressing the lever as he reinserted his hand. At 17-4 his hand was warm. At 18-4 it was tepid. At 19-4 it was hot. At 20-4 it was scorching. At 21-4 it was . . , I've run out of applicable synonyms. ROGET'S THESAURUS lists MOLTEN as a workable substitute, but MOLTEN doesn't capture the proper feel ofthe narrative. Oh well, on with the story; At 21-4 his hand was (for lack of a better word) molten. "1 won! I won!" Phil said, "and with my hand in a plugged-in toaster!" Eliot had the last laugh, though. Eliot had the garden hose. Proper paddle execution Ended in electrocution. THE BOY WHO MADE EXCUSES "Where is your homework?" the teacher asked Lee. "My dogate it." Lee said. "Now Lee," Ihe teacher started, "this is Ibe third day in a row you have used lhat excuse. Do you have anything to say before I give you a 9.000 word penalty?" Lee was speechless, Al home that night. Lee stayed up until four in the morning, writing a thousand times: "I will never say "My dog ate if again." Rising in the morning alter a short sleep. Lee went downstairs to the kitchen ta ble. His penalty wasn't there, so he questioned his dog about it. "Yeah, i ate it." Miffy said. "It was a lot better than those math homeworks you've been bringing home. Bring home more penalties." That day at school Lee's teacher asked Lee where his penalty was. What could he say? Steppin' Out/Calendar Exhibits On Sept, 19 and 20, downtown Durham will take its cue from the changing foliage, as it explodes into a mass of color and light with the arrival of CenterFest through October 31 at the Triangle Dinner Theatre at '87. The arts festival will feature over 100 artists and ar Music the Governors Inn. The performance follows an all-you- tisans. In addition, over 35 performance groups and in can-eat buffet banquet of continental cuisine. Doors dividuals will entertain on stages located at First Fed Duke Jazz Ensemble with Paul Jeffrey as conductor open at 6 p.m., dinner is served at 6:45 and the show eral Savings and Loan Parking Lot and Corcoran Street. will present a concert in Baldwin Auditorium on begins at 8:15 p.m. For reservations call toll free from In a special evening performance, Sun Ra and his Friday. Sept. 18. at 8:15 p.m. Raleigh, Durham or Chapel Hill 549-8631 (ext.566) or Arkestra will be presented in concert on Saturday, 549-8951. Inside N.C, 1-800-1229 or, outside N.C, Sept. 19 at 8 p.m. at the Carolina Theater. Classical Concert of the North Carolina Symphony, phone toll free 1-800-982-3431. featuring Durham's own Nicholas Kitchen on the vio lin. Friday. Sept. 18. 8:15 p.m.. in Page Auditorium. Metal Sculptor Dan Murphy will exhibit his work in Tickets are available by calling Ann Craver at 489-8779, Hollywood producer David O. Selznick, the creative a show at The Ninth Street Gallery, 624 Ninth Street, Amelia Thompson at 493-7214 or 489-9332 or Page Box force behind "Gone With the Wind" and 63 other fea Durham, Sept. 19 through October 16. There will be an Office al 684-4059. ture films, wil! be the focus of a Friday evening series at opening reception Saturday evening. Sept. 19 from 6 the North Carolina Museum of Art. The Films are until 9 that is open to the public. The Ninth Street Gal The North Carolina State University Blues & Blue- scheduled Sept. 18-Oct. 30 at 7 and 9:15 p.m. Films in lery's hours are Tuesday through Friday from 10 a.m. grass Festival will take place Saturday, Sept. 19, from 2 cluded will be "The Garden of Allah" (1936), "A Star is until 6 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. and by ap to 7 p.m. on the University Student Center Plaza at Born" (1937), "The Prisoner of Zenda" (1937), pointment. Phone 286-5486 for further information. NCSU. Admission is free, "Intermezzo" (1939). "Rebecca" (1940), "Spellbound" An exhibit of works by Irving Nach will open Sept. Fleetwood Mac and James Taylor will be in concert (1945) and "Duel in the Sun" (1946). Tickets are $9 for 25 at The Duke Power Outreach Gallery of The Arts in the Dean E. Smith Center at the University of North seven films or $2 at the door. For information call the Center in Carrboro. The public is invited to view the Carolina at Chapel Hill in October. Fleetwood Mac, museum at 833-1935. exhibit, which runs through Friday, Nov. 25, at Duke who recently released the album "Tango in the Night," Power, located on Homestead Road in Chapel Hill, be will perform Oct. 9 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $17.50 per per tween the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. For more information, call 942-2041. son. Taylor, who was raised in Chapel Hill, will per "Juggernaut," a science-fiction sfiow about how 21st form Oct. 16 at 8 p.m. The $16.50 tickets will be avail century scientists try to prevent a collision between the able Friday, Sept. 18, at 10 a.m. Cash only will be ac Earth and a mysterious celestial body, runs through cepted for tickets on sale at the Smith Center box office Nov. 16. Narrated by "Star Trek" actor William Shat- Lectures and area Ticketron outlets. Visa. MasterCard and Amer ner, the program shows daily at 8 p.m. with weekend "From Pyramids to Pop." a 24-week lecture series on ican Express will be accepted for telephone orders to 1- matinees at 1 and 3 p.m. "To Fly," a film about man's the history of Western art, will be presented for the fifth 800-233-4050. attempts at flight, is shown 7 p.m. Tuesdays and year at the North Carolina Museum of Art. The first Thursdays and 4 p.m. "The Great Barrier Reef," a film eight-week session is scheduled on Thursdays, Sept. that examines the natural wonders of the Australian 24-Nov. 12, from 11 a.m, to 12 noon. Tickets for the lec reef, will be shown at 7 p.m. Saturday through Monday tures are $20 for each eight-week session, $50 for all 24 Movies/Plays and Wednesday and 2 p.m. weekends. "Sky Rambles," lectures or $3.50 at the door. Participants in the docent The play "Greater Tuna," a hilarious visit to the third a live-narrated tour of the current night sky, is featured program receive a.full refund when they begin giving smallest town in Texas, opened September 11 and runs- every Friday at 7 p.m. tours. For information, call the museum at 833-1935.