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ED 040 660 DOCUMENT RESUME College Admissions Policies DOCUMENT RESUME ED 040 660 HE 001 545 TITLE College Admissions Policiesfor the 19701s. INSTITUTION College Entrance ExaminationBoard, New York, N.Y. PUB DATE 68 NOTE 181p.; Papers delivered at theColloquium on College Admissions Policies, Interlochen,Michigan, June 18-23, 1967 AVAILABLE FROM College Entrance ExaminationBoard, PWilications Order Office, Box 592e Princeton,New Jersey 08540, ($3.00) FARS PRICE EDRS Price MF-$0.75 HC Not Availablefrom EDRS. DESCRIPTORS *Administrative Policy, *Admission(School), *Admission Criteria, *CollegeAdmission, College Environment, Disadvantaged Youth,Federal Programs, *Higher Education, JuniorColleges, State Programs ABSTRACT The papers included in thiscollection are (1) "Problems and Issues Confrontingthe Admissions Community"by Clyde Vroman; (2) "Frozen Assumptions in Admissioni"by B. Alden Thresher; (3) "The Effect of FederalPrograms on Admissions Policies"by John F. Morse; (4) "State Plans for Higher. Educationand Their Influence on Admissions" by Charles W. Sanford; (5) "Clear Institutional Objectives Essential to AdmissionsFunctions" by John D. Millett; (6) "Recognizing the Expanding Roleof Junior Colleges in Higher Education" by Edmund J. GleazerJr.; (7) "Not the Traditional Student but Almost Everyone Else" byJack N. Arbolino; (8) °Reci7uiting the Disadvantaged: An Urgent Need" byHenry S. Dyer; (9) "On the University, Admissions, andInternational Education" by AlbertG. Simms;(10) "Campus Environmentas a factor in Admissions" by Theodoer M. Newcomb;(11) "Candidate Overlap Studiesand Other Admissions Research" byDean K. Whitla; and (12)"A Look from the Twenty-first Century" by GeorgeH. Hanford. (AF) College Admissions Policies for the19705 Papers delivered at the Colloquium on College Admissions Policies, Interlcchen, Michigan, June 18-23, 1967 "PERMISSION TO REPRODUCE THISCOPYRIGHTED MATER IA1. By MICROFICHE ONLY HASBEEN GRANTED BY TO ERIC AND ORGANIZATIONSOPERATING UNDER AGREEMENTS WITH THE U. S. OFFICE OFEDUCATION. FURTHER REPRODUCTION OUTSIDETHE ER IC SYSTEM REQUIRES PERMISSION OFTHE COPYRIGHT OWNER." College Entrance Examination Board, NewYork 1968 U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH, EDUCATION S WELFARE OFFICE OF EDUCATION THIS DOCUMENT HAS BEEN REPRODUCED EXACTLY AS RECEIVED FROM THE PERSON OR ORGANIZATION ORIGINATING IT POINTS OF VIEW OR OPINIONS STATED DO NOT NECES- SARILY REPRESENT OFFICIAL OFFICE OF EDU CATION POSITION OR POLICY Copies of this book may be ordered from College Entrance Examination Board, Publications Order Office, Box 592, Princeton, New Jersey 08540. The price is $3 per copy. Editorial inquiries regarding this book should be addressed to Editorial Office, College Entrance Examination Board, 475 Riverside Drive, New York, New York 10027. Copyright r 1968 by College Entrance Examination Board. All rights reserved. Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 68.29081 Printed in the United States of America Contents Authors Clyde Vrornan: Introduction Clyde Vroman: Problems and Issues Confronting the Admissions Community 1. B. Alden Thresher: Frozen Assumptions in Admissions 9 John F. Morse: The Effect of Federal Programs on Admissions Policies , 23 Charles IV. Sanford: State Plans for Higher Education and Their Influence on Admissions 40 John D. Milieu: Clear Institutional Objectives Essential to Admissions Function 52 Edmund J. Gleazer Jr.: Recognizing the Expanding Role of Junior Colleges in Higher Education Jack N. Arbolino: Not the Traditional Student but Almost Everyone Else 84 Henry S. Dyer: Recruiting the Disadvantaged: An Urgent Need 96 Albert C. Sims: On the University, Admissions, and International Education . 115 Theodore M. Newcomb: Campus Environment as a Factor in Admissions 126 Dean K. Whit la: Candidate Overlap Studies and Other Admissions Research 137 George H. Hanford: A Look from the Twenty.first Century 166 Authors Jack N, Arbolino Executive Director, Council on College.J.evel Examinations College Entrance Examination Board Henry S. Dyer Vice President, Educational Testing Service Edmund J. Gleazer Jr, Executive Secretary, American Association of Junior Colleges George H. HanforJ Executive Vice President, College Entrance Examination Board John D. Mil lett Chancellor, Ohio Board of Regents John F. Morse Director, Commission on Federal Relations American Council on Education Theodore M. Newcomb Professor of Sociology and Psychology, The University of Michigan Charles W. Sanford University Dean of Admissions and Records Emeritus University of Illinois Albert G. Sims Vice President, College Entrance Examination Board B. Alden Thresher Director of Admissions Emeritus, Massachusetts Institute of Technology Clyde Vroman Director of Admissions, The University of Michigan Dean K. Whitia Director, The Office of Tests, Harvard University Introduction The growing importance,scope, and diversity of higher education in America, and indeed throughout the world,make it imperative and timely for colleges and universities in thiscountry to give serious at- tention to the problems and issues inherent in theiradmissions policies, for these paciesare the major factor in determining the ultimate size and makeup of their student bodies. In 1957, the Fifth Annual Colloquiumon College Admission', of the College Entrance Examination Board hadas its topic, "Planning Col- lege Policy for the Critical Decade Ahead." In hisForeword to the published papers from the Colloquium, Ho 11,43 G. Robertssaid: " .these addresses make crystal clear the fact that thereis no room for complacency in the admissions picture. Anti theimplication arises again and again in the addresses that the primere-ponsibility for the establishment of a clearly stated, educationally andphilosophically sound admissions policy, along with its interpretationand its practical and ethical application, rests sciaarelyen the shoulder of the college admissions officer."' The decade since 1957 has been memorable. Thatwas tl year of Sputnik I. The Advanced Placement Programwas beginning to hit its expansive stride. Then in 1961 the first "tidal wave" ofstudents reached the colleges,many of which were ill-prepared to meet their admissions problems. The past, decade indeed has beena period of tre- mendous growth and evolutionary change in American education. This invitational Colloquiumon College Admissions Policies, co- sponsored by the College Bond and The University of Michigan, brought together 80 professional admissions officers from allover the country in order to lay a foundation of ideas, information, andper- spectives to be used in planning for the decade ahead. Thepurposes of the Colloquium were to help undergraduate admissions officers and administrators: Understand the social, psychological, and educational significance of their responsibilities. Understand the growing diversity and complexity of higher educa- tion at the campus. state, and national levels. 11.0Assess and improve their admissions policies and practices. 1. Planning College Policy for the Critical Decade Ahead. New York: College Entrance Examination Board, 1958, p. vi. vii Give leadership and assistance to their superiors faculties, college officers, and governing boardsM the formulation and implementation of college admissions policies, Build admissions policy structures that will be appropriate for the decade ahead. The major rationale for the Colloquium was, first, the belief that the foundation of a successful college admissions program begins with the policies that govern its operation and, seconds the belief that the ad- missions officer is primarily responsible for the creation of desirable and effective admissions policies for his institution. The procedural method of the Colloquium revolved around prepared papers presented by natioAtally known authorities on topics of key importance to planning college admissions policies for the decade ahead. Those papers constitute the body of this publication. It is hoped that the reader will gain, as did the participants in the Colloquium at Interlochen, new insights into the evaluation and improvement of his or her institution's admissions policies and criteria for the decade ahead. Members of the Colloquium Committee were Robert L. Jackson, director of admissions, Oberlin College; Hollace G. Roberts, director, Midwestern Regional Office of the College Board; Charles W. Sanford, dean of admissions and records, University of Illinois; Rixford K. Snyder, director of admissions and financial aids, Stanford University; and B. Alden Thresher, director of admissions emeritus, Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Clyde Vroman Chairman, Colloquium Committee Director of Admissions, The University of Michigan viii Problems and Issues Confronting the Admissions Community Clyde Vroman There are many complex and growing problemsand issues in the plan- ning of undergraduate admissions policiesfor, this country's colleges and universities, be they publicor private, large or small, old or new, Eleven major problemareas that have important implications for plan- ning appropriate and effective college admissions policiesfor the decade ahead are presented below. 1. College enrollments. A recent report, Projections of Educational Statistics to 1975.76,1 points out that, whereas by 1975-76 the overall school enrollment in the United States will increase by 12percent, the projected jump in college enrollment is 49percent. Colleges and uni- versities are expected to enroll about nine million degree-seekingstu- dents in 1975.76, compared with 6.1 million enrolled in 1966-67. Fig- uresand 2, from that report, show
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