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Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 1, 1984 Volume 24, Number 19

Inside Tuffy to tackle T.O.

chances Laurier Taking Knight resigns after 19 years at Another casualty has occurred by Theresa Kelly at the comer of University and Dave "Tuffy" Knight resigned last week as Hazel and if something is not WLCJ's athletic director and head football itself. done history may repeat coach to take on a position as director of player

for the Toronto 3 personnel Grey Cup champs page Argonauts.

The unexpected announcement, made at a

Bette scorned conference last weekat the WLCI Athletic press

Complex, marks the end of a long career with

Education minister Bette the Golden Hawks.

was a and Stephenson given rough After 19 years as athletic director 18 the 300 students who head football the ride by years as coach, WestVirginia

to hear her at native fond memories of came speak said he holds very

last week. "It this McMaster WLXJ. goes without saying that was the decision of life and after toughest my only

4 careful deliberation and consultation with page my

wife was I able to make this decision," said

Knight. Violence and women The announcement left some unanswered

questions about why the popular and A four-person panel discussed successful coach would accept this offer after some of the implications of having turned down others in the past. Knight violent crimes committed said that it was time for a "new chapter" in his against women and the life. !t seems a difference of opinion had problems that victims can have developed over whatroles he was to perform at in facing a suspicious public. Laurier.

5 page "1 felt I could not continue to coach for the

to next 15 18 years and the administration felt that these positions (athletic director and Signing out football coach) could not be split," said Knight.

Although Knight indicated that he would have | The W.L.G. library will be been willing to stay on as athletic director, the implementing a new administration refused to separate the dualjob computerized sign-out system "At into two positions. a small university, most for the next fall. people have to do a variety of jobs," said WLG page 9 president Dr. John Weir.

Knight received three job offers before he Threesomes submitted his resignation to Peter Venton,

WLU's vice-president: finance. The other two photo by Carl Van Landschoot Breeding Ground, Alto in Moda, offers were an assistant coaching position and the Dave Howard Hawks season over Singers upset, the CFL and a head coaching job at West

a wave feast for provided new Virginia's Fairmont State College, which is The it all. Dave Banton this shot a determinedWestern Waterloo fans. picture says (16) was stopped on by Knight's alma mater. Knight said he decided and three other The rest of the was much the same. Hot 11 goalie players. game goaltending page to accept the post with the Argos because he in best of three series two to and a determined Western squad defeated the Hawks a games wanted to get out of coaching. 17. in the third was 3-2 one. The final score game . Story page Gilbert and Sullivan S continued on page 3

The revue at G of W featured

many of the popular duo's

opera songs. 14 but softer page CFS getting stronger

Wrestler fourth In a recent interview, Travers said - this OTTAWA (CUP) In the tense 20 already won four campuses year recent successes have come at the the federation's step from minutes before referendum results — UPEI, Laurentian University in price of its principles. Travers, vice away Carmine Tullio, Laurier's sole controversial issues makes CRS were announced, Mark Lenihan Sudbury, the University of Regina president of the left-leaning student in representative wrestling students. of more attractive to She said thought the Canadian Federation and the University of Alberta. council at Guelph, is urging students finished fourth in his weight she still supports the concept of a Students was doomed at the They will likely win at least five to vote no in the March 12 class at the CIAG finals held in national student organization to of Prince Edward Island. more the end of the term, putting membership referendum. Saskatoon. University by interests of federation's defend the students, but "I think we blew it,"the their full membership at 33. "They don't want to have policy," 18 page DFS is dead. Atlantic fieldworker confessed when the Travers said after from a politically At first glance, it appears returning fears November She Guelph students are not the only polls closed Feb. 8. His were federation is capturing the hearts general meeting. ran traditional CFS supporters who have B-ball team bounced based on last minute opposition by and minds of Canadian students. for federation chair on an activist turned cold the the in but lost toBeth self- to organization. student councillors who called Last year CFS was a very platform, Olley, a of Trent students will likely was a $47,000 moderate from the University The men's basketball team federation's political wing ineffectual, precarious position, with proclaimed the this and go to polls term, eliminated from the playoff non-representative of Atlantic deficit, an unhappy membership, University of Saskatchewan. members of the student council interests unfocused. on don't want to discuss other picture after a 93-77 quarter and and a radical image campus. "They will take an executive say they not GPEI students came Students the dealt the student women's final loss to Western last But through. across country movements, rights official stand the issue. Observers of the of on Tuesday. One hundred and eighty-two federation a series disastrous or disarmament; they don't want to this would be tantamount to a students voted to the say page 16 university's 1,700 losses, including the all-important challenge status quo," she said. kiss of death for the federationat that join CFS, while 140 voted no. About University of Toronto. Mow CRS is At that general meeting, delegates campus. 19 of the voters cast has a voted down a motion to condemn per cent eligible financially solid, strong its But even if CFS loses some of ballots. membership base and faces little the U.S. invasion of Grenada, cuts the federation "I'm but still withdrew official CFS in traditional supporters, Funding frankly surprised, very internal dissent. Right-wingers participation will at least remain stable. Its finances Lenihan blurted when he the but at most the Peace Petition Caravan, refused B.C. universities pleased," oppose federation, are facing in its — assistants are order, policies with focus heard the news. don't have enough to support teaching drastic cuts and the athletic campuses they on accessible education — His referendum. a with the quality, surprise was not necessary. power to kill a having contract dispute programs at some schools are do not offend Canda's increasingly The (JPEI referendum followed a On the surface, the federation is University of B.C. administration, and being cancelled—completely! its the federationwill referred abolish all CFS conservative students, and predictable pattern operating smoothly. a motion to

17 the of the activities — lobbying — do page for rest the term. Ann Travers of the on "non student issues" to mainly likely enjoy But, says policy not require participation. The two-year-old organization has University of Guelph, the federation's federation's central committee. Student Career Advisor Search On

The benefits include help with Aside from giving direction to

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news

Hazel and University Dead man's curve?

by Chuck Kirkham In November of that year, Memorial student Judy

The of Hazel and for Ford to four-lanestreet that corner University Avenue, years a Lynn attempted cross a runs

safety concern among Laurier students because of the through campus. Ford was hit by a car and killed. A five-

lack of a crosswalk, has claimed yet another casualty. day sit-in by students following Ford's death completely

from main halted traffic As The corner, across the entrance to the on that road. a result, a joint university,

site WLU campus, has been the of a number of city and provincial government action had two sky-walks road. accidents in the past involving cars, cyclists and built over the four-lane

This in which pedestrians. accident, a WLU student was In 1982, a University of Ottawa student was hit and

hit a is the first accident there this while to Ottawa's Laurier Avenue. by car, reported year. injured trying cross Last in year, during a two-week period, the comer was the This street, like the Hazel and University corner of threeaccidents Laurier unsafe scene involving pedestrians or Waterloo, was considered by students, yet the

cyclists. city refused to install lights because a nearby

that two intersection had and The accident occurred weeks ago sent already lights a crosswalk. After a

Laurier student Tim Taylor to the Kitchener-Waterloo morning demonstration by students that completely

Hospital with minor injuries. Taylor was released later halted traffic on the downtown street, traffic lights were that night. No charges were laid. installed. house Hazel and WLUSU president Kevin Byers has repeatedly The corner of University has been a spaghetti

Laurier supported the need for safety measures at the corner, concern of students at for some time. A large l

and has been in contact with officials to the of WLU students have residences city discuss portion off-campus 103 KING ST N, WATERLOO

Officials have informed north of the school and are cross that problem. Byers that a safety required to daily at 886-1010or 886-1011 intersection. study is doneat that corner on a yearly basis. The city is

not yet convinced that there is enough traffic at the In the recent Student Union elections, both Byers and Delivery on campus $1 00

Barb to make the corner to warrant a crosswalk. The next study is planned Mlot campaigned corner safe, as have

for the spring or fall. a number of board members. DELIVERY PHONE THE ABOVE in said FOR HOME At Memorial University St. John's. Newfoundland, a In his election campaign. Byers that "regardless

similiar incident occurred in 1980 with a somewhat of the established criteria, we all know that something different conclusion. must be done...'' Tuesday Special

Humanities seminar Buy one panzerotti at regular price and get another

Concern for curriculum of equal value or less for just While that historicism. "Museum scholarship" Doyle believes by Ruth Demeter "research alone (Grant's terminology for historical cannot lead to aa Take out Last Tuesday, WL(J held its first he does research studies) should be a "means to education," see as annual humanities seminar, entitled to the eat in not a substitute for it," Grant a complement education CJ)I.UU or "Lament thought, for a University." maintained. Grant did not favour system. Man must not neglect seminar The was based on the historical studies because he knowledge of the past, and Doyle educational theories of George P. > believed they provide learning only observed that researchers provide Grant, a modern Canadian writer and and it. this link. He cited of his about the past not from one personal professor (recently deceased). Grant Lorimer refuted Grant's theories, areas of interest, Canadian literature, was opposed to the computerization saying that he, as an historian, did as one that shows the value of INTRODUCING of education and the resulting research. that while learn from the past, and that he Doyle explained depersonalization and compart- provides information for others to do we have no significant break- mentalization of universities. He also in our the same. He does agree with Grant throughs literary past, studying had a personal bias against historical what has interested Canadians and that there is a with the research, which he believes does not problem curriculum in that it does not always what the writer discusses provides teach anything about the past. NEW deal with the student's future in valuable insight into the country. Dr. Michael Moore of the WLCI society. English department chaired the Lorimer suggested, however, in a panel, which included lecturer Dr. good education we must believe in John Ferns from McMaster, Dr. Graduate SUBMARINES two things — the reasoning Douglas Lorimer from WLCJ's history capability of humans, and the department, and Dr. James Doyle freedom to follow the dictates of that from the WL(J English department. elections TONY reason. ASSORTED The idea of having the seminar Grant was to what he saw After another - mortadella (Italian BOLOGNA was to broaden the participants' opposed exhilirating Italian as a of election with low voter boloana), salami, "liberal'' idea freedom; he incredibly M outlook the led mortadella by examining . ... ~ -qri I hot or mi d capicolla, ~112 . , . . equated freedom' with 'master'. turnout, the new Grad Class with implications of Grant's ideas for ■ Italian bologna lettuce, onion, tomato, ; , u Lorimer, said that Executive has been chosen. , . fried m-ushrooms and curriculum, said Moore. to disagreeing, as "Contrary cheese and dressing on The Grad Class Executive is , , cheese on a sesame seminar long as man is master over his life, or rumour, this is not a a sesame seed bun. . , seed bun for „ - over the role of chance, responsible the t Q( Bette mastery can organizing * conspiracy against $3.65 do nothing but Lorimer also events surrounding this year's Stephenson or anyone else," he said good. addressed Grant's selective view of commencement. CHICKEN to an amused audience. SINGLE for The elected to the Dr. Ferns focussed reverence that group plan - breaded chicken history, one - of expressly on saying your choice of one events for the weekend Dave sauce, Grant's articles and books. Ferns must consider all aspects of history are: the above meats with breasts, tomato cheese and learn from Docherty, Rose Pulis, lettuce, onion, tomato, parmesan explained the critic's theories on to really it. Grant, by president; mozzarella cheese on a vice Kim cheese and dressing on computerization by offering this suggesting selectivity, defeated his president; Carter, sesame seed bun. a sesame seed bun. Karen quote from Grant: "To be awake in own purpose, said Lorimer. secretary; Douglas, $3.35 $375 of focussed his lecture treasurer, and Dr. Thomas any part our educational system is Doyle on of the School VEAL MEATBALL to know that the desire for these Grant's views of historical research, Diggory of Business elected machines these institutions and as a who is dedicated was honorary - shapes person to - breaded veal, tomato sliced meatballs, meat 231 of their this he with Grant's president. a possible 1300 cheese and cheese a at heart, in their curriculum." milieu, disagreed sauce, parmesan sauce, on

votes were cast. and mozzarella cheese sesame seed bun. Ferns expanded on Grant's ideas. Grant suggested that thereis a

on a sesame seed bun. $3.50 negative views towards techno- split in those who do research Although Docherty has no $4.00 logical advances and between those who do it for major changes planned for the depersonal- power 40

the Park. see construction of an athletic One that resigns and to change Docherty Tuffy complex, develop an athletic

would like to is program that would give WLCJ see the Wednesday Special continued from page 1 cancellation of the Grad respect across Canada. pub on

contract with in the Knight's multi-year No decision has been announced the Thursday night

the late March. Turret. Docherty feels that not Argos begins in His on by WLCJ the hiring procedure for a Buy one SUB at the regular duties will include enough students will return to recruiting both replacement.' The administration warrant Canadian and American as making the night just a players plans to begin an elaborate and wide price and get another of well as night. Instead assisting Argo president search in order to continue the grad Docherty would like Ralph Sazio. to see more value less tradition of excellence at Laurier. emphasis equal or for just Except for the on the winning College Venton said that it would be "a placed Friday night Bowl, I feel that I have attained all of festivities and possibly hold a challenge" to replace Knight. my goals set back in 1965," said party in the quadrangle before the Twice named CIAU Coach of the k Knight. The three up objectives were to grads head to the Turret. Year, Knight is second in wins in up put WLU $I.oogfi on the football Graduation map against CIAG this year will be coaching history, with a record LY 'big league" schools like held on 27 at the Kitchener McGill, of 109 victories, 49 losses and five May Toronto, Western and Auditorium. Queen's, to ties. 4 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

DR. G.A. GRANT news DR. Y.J. GRANT

DR. D.C. LUTZI i

DR. J.E. HOHNER Speech at Mac

OPTOMETRISTS Hostile students petition Bette 232 King St. N.

who chairs the WATERLOO could not Lan Nelmes, restructuring plans. HAMILTON (CUP) —Ontario them to travel, Stephenson Ontario of the Canadian CFS-O a "week of action" on there would be no region plans Education Minister Bette give assurances across from the WLU Federation of Students, attended the Ontario March 19-23 to dislocations. "There is no campuses Stephenson faced about 300 hostile major and said he the the Commission Athletic Complex that have have a meeting thought protest Bovey students at McMaster University doubt one may to students were well informed. He said mandate. The federation has called little more she said. recently when she tried to explain the mobility," of them for over her mandate to the three-quarters appeared Stephenson's resignation mandate she's given to a Despite for call to the restructuring issue. appointments the commission to increased opposed Stephenson's commission on reshaping study for the she 885-2574 province's universities. specialization universities, said she did foresee Stephenson said the recom- not major at McMaster. mendations of the newly formed course changes Student consulting office She said the Commission Commission, expected next Bovey y///yys//sy/y'/ay/s y/y Bovey y/. in November, will be implemented with will produce an "options paper"

* SWAP y, and sensitivity. early summer, after which hearings insurance needs creativity, logic surveys She said academic ' But about 2,000 McMaster will be held. f •excellence still the ultimate of Y Make Your Holiday Work! students opposed the commission's is goal by David M.D. Digout

v CFS has a way to help you cut union the universities. mandate in a petition student The Small Business Consulting Office, a Laurier student-run rY Y travel costs and gain valuable Fallis blamed funding cuts has small businesses in the and president Terry presented to Stephenson organization, helped many area, is Y work experience abroad Yj on federal claiming the minister. the government, currently assisting a local business in determining the market insurance Y You it to to owe yourself Vj transfer to the provinces Stephenson was not impressed. payments policies for students. find out about the y , reduced "Did know what for education have been by & Associates of Waterloo have in the Student Work Y really you Wright Moog attempted past to y you ' $5 billion in the last five Abroad Programme signed?" she asked the crowd. years. introduce coverage for students for life, theft, fire, and damage insurance

Y Y Several the the of Waterloo. failed "a (SWAP) She also discredited figures cited placards denouncing at University This due to poor responseand no S Ms Commission were raised student vice Bovey by concept," said of Laurier's Small Business y by president Tony marketing Ralph Hyatt 'Y, Y members of the audience at the end NAME Palmer to show post secondary Consulting Office. One read education does of the hour-long meeting. The Office, in determine the market ADDRESS not enjoy high Consulting attempting to possible

"Hold a reference to with the the Mustard", for to conduct in class. priority provincial Wright Moog's product, plans a survey, possibly Commission member Fraser government. Bovey The questions determine what type of insurance the respondent holds. PHONE Palmer's Mustard, a former vice president of Stephenson said figures If the survey indicates a large enough market, the Consulting Office will old and the the health sciences faculty at 2 are three years suggest possible marketing strategies, says Hyatt. Yj Mall to: y completedcoupon McMaster. have since feels that insurance for conditions changed. Evidentally, Wright Moog coverage students is 2 Going TRAVEL she "there's no of "Students do not realize that liable for g "But," added, pot important. they are any damage or CUTS Stephenson was invited to the end of the rainbow." theft that in the interior of a rented said y gold at occurs space," Hyatt. Although McMaster the Young Progressive The travel CFS and resident by with Y company of When part-time students can be covered by their parents' insurance, certain policies, for TRAVEL CUTS TORONTO Conservative club. She spoke // y. concern that "most of for students expressed Hyatt says students are not aware the need insurance while in of T 44 St. St Y then Vj U George about 20 minutes and fielded restructuring could prevent them school." 416979-2406 from the audience. y McMaster questions angry from studying at and force

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news EXAM SKILLS

WORKSHOP 'Silence can kill you'

rape victim tells group

for by Mark Hall For Helena Pakarski there was no the courts will be a little easier the

is of the most to discuss her fears Joanne Bilton. /tip* Rape one rapidly outlet, nobody victim," says Under the old the victim had increasing violent crimes in our with. Her husband was very law, sexual intercourse society, yet the issue remains sympathetic immediately after the to prove that took vliaMUtP Tuesdays clouded by public misunderstanding attack, but later he would not talk place. The 1983 legislation states of and myths. Sexual assaults don't about it at all, referring to it as her that there need only be proof of of always take place in dark alleys and, "little accident.'' assault a sexual nature on one (3 sessions) the offender is hurts is what three levels. Level includes in most cases, not "What really people one

sexual need. Thevictim close to do to from a on the bottom motivated by you you," says everything pat

is and Pakarski. "You the who to actual rape. Level two adds threat not always young attractive, were person

a March 13 & 20 and her assailant is not necessarily a was hurt, but all the other people are to use weapon or cause bodily 6,

And victims and sensitive that cannot come harm. If the victim is wounded, heinous savage. so they Room P3117 maimed in offenders may be acquainted before up to you and say, How are you or disfigured any way assault the assault. getting along?" during the attack, the falls

For the victim, the most harmful Gary Nyp, who has written features into level three, "aggravated assault,"

belief that number of sensitive issues which carries a life sentence. Are frustrated bv that misconception may be the on a you exam performance

hushed sexual finds that There no need for should be up. Family including assault, is longer a reflect studied and rape does not what you have and friends often consider it most victims will Welcome the corroboration or back-up evidence. learned? The EXAM SKILLS PROGRAM something which is better left opportunity to share their feelings. The law also disallows the defence

examines several reasons why this happen: unspoken. Nyp believes that the media have an argument that the victim did not may

kill obligation to bring issues such as the assault immediately after "By silence, people you," says report specific difficulties with certain types of exams into view "to Helena Pakarski, a victim of sexual rape public make the attack. (multiple choice, essay, math), faulty study victim needs at aware that can't "There is an of assault. "What a rape people they bury now understanding and in sand." preparation, exam anxiety, memory lapses, first is somebody coming up and their heads the why the woman may not come

some but talks "Some call it sensation- forward for some time," Bilton. focus will be on that showing pity, nobody people says so on. The strategies help is to This is the thing that really alism, but I call it reality," says Nyp. Psychological trauma and denial better with the demands you. you to cope intellectual

— the victims frustrating in our society this "We may believe we are doing often prevent from and of exams. the competitive pressure inability of others to cope." humane thing by leaving victim approaching the police right away,

But the most of these Pakarski was raped ten years ago alone. thing she says.

in while her husband victims is of her own home emphasize a feeling The defense can argue that the INSTRUCTOR: was out of town. Her assailant was isolation. No one will sit down and offender believed the woman

in in married, had two children, sang listen a non-judgmental way. consented to have sexual but the law states that it his church choir, and did not look There is no one to tell them it's not intercourse,

must be informed consent. JOHN VARDON like a sexual deviant. their fault."

first victims find The new also makes it Pakarski says her thought Rape are not likely to legislation difficult of the after was "to that as to bring the attack assure that non-judgmental listener they aspects STUDY SKILLS PROGRAM

husband would not be that the and victim's into the defense. my hurt, go through investigative past history take there would not be If She no has to the stand any publicity. judicial process, says Sharp. longer

is to answer about her the name appeared I felt it would be a "The victim offended once questions

terrible thing for him." during the assault. But there is a background.

But Pakarski's life changed double act of violence when the But some aspects of the legal

dramatically. Her husband left her institution—the police, the courts, process haven't changed.

and in two years later she suffered a the hospitals—deal unsympathetic- The police, compiling evidence,

victim. still victim for nervous breakdown. She has, ally with the They may react must press the life information. however, turned her around by with disbelief and make a lot of This means asking DARE TQ | openly discussing her experience, judgmental statements." pointed questions, some of which

and she devotes time to her of now helping Canadian laws concerning sexual may deepen feelings guilt.

other victims with their in of rape cope assault were changed January "Detectives are very good

problems. last in part to focus on the investigators," says Bilton. "That COMPARE year,

Pakarski was one of four panelists violent aspect of the crime rather doesn't mean they are sensitive | in a seminar on violence against than its sexual nature. interviewers." A deluxe finish held the Paul package ;! women in Martin The other intent was to protect the This can make the victim's need j|

Centre on 18. The February seminar, integrity of the victim. "The hope is for support and understanding even j; cropped, retouched, with lacquer jl The sponsored by Cord Weekly as that the experience of going through more crucial. finish in folders of or dry mounted jl part a conference of the Ontario j: Region of CanadianUniversity Press,

also featuredJoanne Bilton, director

of the Waterloo Regional Police Department's Victim Services; Gary Sexual offenders are not Nyp, a features writer for the

Kitchener-Waterloo Record; and Deb Sharp, a caseworker with always 'heinous savages' hi:," $47 00 Community Justice Initiatives. * * • VfVf 8 wallet size 4* "In our society, we assume the j; \

sexual Mark Hall aspect of rape is the most by

traumatic," says Sharp, who has

organized self-help and support "Without an understanding of who the offender is, we cannot appreciate Reorders of same for for both sexual what the victim the groups asssault goes through," says Deb Sharp of Community Justice j| pose !;

victims and their assailants. Initiatives. To achieve this of understanding, Sharp brought a group sex !; same price or less as originals !; "The traumatic the offenders the for most aspect is into self-help group rape victims run through Community fear of dying." The victim will often Justice Initiatives.

feel a total loss of control and The she power experiment, says, has been generally successful. Some of the 3 class with !; colour, photo any over her life, victims says Sharp. were somewhatapprehensive at first, thinking of the men as heinous

fear is in class or 20 "Another that, some of the men were the actual assailants of of the over students way, savages. (None any women !; group she provoked the But rape." involved.) the women began to see that, like themselves, the offenders These fears cannot be overcome were suffering psychological and emotional problems which needed to be

alone. Family and friends, brought out.

particularly a victim's husband or "Both (the victims and the offenders) were struggling with the same kinds

boyfriend, must be of of really supportive things—feelings guilt, fear, powerlessness.Jnadeguacy, inferiority," says and Forde her encourage to talk about the Sharp. "A numberof the victims really started to identify with theoffenders as attack, Sharp says."It is most human beings."

important to relieve the victim of The is often articulate and any rapist well-educated, physically attractive, Sharp sense of that she His handle and guilt may have." says. inability to the stress demands of his own life

But family and friends often circumstances lead to don't may his committing the assault. Or he may not have a Studio know how to deal and with the problem good relationship with women lacks the warmth and compassion that and they fail to provide the other men have.

and "Their attack compassion understanding the really was out of desperation and emotional turmoil," she victim needs her life "All of to put back in the men in our group have talked a lot about feeling out of says. 78 Francis St. N. !; order. control." !;

"They shun the Seldom does fill the sexual of "Sex may victim rape serve to needs the assailant. is used (Block of Weber, Water and because j; King) ;! they see her as somehow as a the to weapon against woman degrade and humiliate her," Sharp says. different," Sharp "Or About 70 cent of all sexual assaults fall into what "the says. they per Sharp calls power Kitchener || become overprotective. They want to category". In these cases, there is no intent to harm the victim. The assailant take over her life and control her and pamper her, wants to hopes she will be overwhelmed by his sexuality. 745-8637 and her of "The feelings powerlessness made them feel more rape dominant," says Sharp. "Sexuality are set in deeper." becomes evidence of a conquest." 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

comment the CORD weekly

Thursday, March 1, ] 984

Volume 24, Number 19 Clever women

Jackie Kaiser

Editor out Miss-ing Chuck Kirkham hews Editor

Karen Thorpe on marriage? Entertainment Editor

Theresa Kelly of who like the that For those you to indulge in notion sexism is a Sports Editor thing of the past, here's some sobering news. Not only is sexist dogma

alive and well our traditional old but it is among society's dogs, rampant Ruth Demeter in the well. minds of our province's young women as Copy Editor 1979 of Ontario and In a study young women attending grades 11,12

80 cent of those the belief that 13, an appalling per questioned expressed Michaela Reicht obtaining a university degree would ruin their chances of getting married. Production Manager Yes, it's true. The fear that "boys don't like girls who are smarter than

them" continues to pervade our society to the point where the Adriaan Demmers of to be overwhelming majority our province's young women seem Bruce Arculus compromising their aspirations and abilities. Apparently, the fairy tale Production Assistants ideal of living happily-ever-after in matrimonial bliss is as strong a force as

ever — in spite of an ever-rising divorce rate, and in spite of numerous Karim Virani studies indicating that marriage is a positive, "healthy" experience only for Photo Manager husbands, and a physically and emotionally detrimental experience for

wives. Yes, the sex-role dogma that society works so diligently to enforce Rod McNaughton within the psyches of our young men and women has continued quite Photo Technician successfully, in spite of our best efforts to the contrary.

Looking a little closer at the statistic, what becomes really appalling is Paul Gomme of the idea that a distinct thought process led to the conclusion these Arts Technician the Graphic high school students. Where do young women get idea that education is at odds with marriage? Artist's conception of CORD editorial Amanda Bramall Certainly from the time I was it was gravely apparent to me that young cartoonist to meet post -Reading Week trying Circulation & Filing Manager scholastic success was an ideal to be worked towards at any cost, and deadline. most definitely something to be proud of — that is, if you happened to Miles Chesher be a boy. don't well feel the Advertising Manager Now, get me wrong; probably many boys as as girls

incredible pressure not to be too brainy, since everyone knows smart kids

eccentric Bev low are usually and invariably dull. We are all familiar with the Big And, that and letters Head Typesetter Poindexter image. granted, having parents support

their their talents make all the encourage daughters to pursue can Francine difference in the aspirations and attitudes of young women. But the fact Clohosey

is that, by and large, the forces against success are much greater for girls Wendy Chapelle

than they are for boys. Liz Young of who hard the fact that Nestle lifted Wendy For those you are having a time accepting boycott Zenchyshyn

from success moreso than their young women are discouraged brothers, Typesetters

think Most the to own life situation. of young women in try beyond your The leaders of a called the For of group many us in Canada, the end

this world — or in this province, for that matter — do not come from International Nestle Boycott of the Nestle boycott might suggest educated, professional, middle class backgrounds. They come upper Committee recently announced that that the problem of Third World from class families that have ethnic ties to dictate the working strong had decided to call an end to a infant The Cord is they malnutrition has finally gone Weekly published "proper" course for their women. This translates to and of the Nestle fall young marriage six-year boycott away. But it's important to realize that weekly during the and winter and childbearing, certainly not to higher education. academic Editorial company's products. the Nestle boycott never addressed terms. of the Think back to school class for a minute. How its your high many The group reached decision the real problem. To a great extent, opinions are independent of the knew back then married, or even young women you are already after a series of meetings with Nestle the real problems in the Third World University, WLUSU, and Student the divorced? You've to believe that in of these cases reason and CINICEF got many representatives in the still have to be tackled. Publications. The Cord is a of for has to do with the In marrying so young all-powerful expectations (Jnited States. a statement issued (Jnited Nations officials have member of the Canadian

— the — 80 it would seem society. For many women per cent, to the news media, the estimated that the world's young boycott population University Press news the female is clearly states that real measure of success being committee commended Nestle for will from message leap its present level of four cooperative. Eight-month, 24- "chosen" for marriage. a role within the billion to six billion taking leadership approximately issue subscription rates are Little learn on that it is not their place to excel; they must infant formula the girls early industry. within next 17 years. Tragically, $12.00 for addresses within Even the who dare to their leave that to the little girls pursue To a broader understand- of these in job boys. provide most births will be Third Canada and $15.00 for the not to let it show too much. This is then talents are sure suppression ing of this issue, Nestle has World countries where mothers and United States and Europe. Girls be — cheerfully labeled the virtue of modesty. are to adequate booklets that review published two their children must often struggle to

neither — don't draw too much too smart nor too stupid so they the involvement in this survive in the face of company's unsanitary living The Cord welcomes all attention The nice sits with her to themselves. girl quietly legs together drawn-out debate in a frank and conditions, poverty, widespread comments, criticisms and and content with the that, some nice will notice waits, hope someday, boy informative manner. illiteracy, and inadequate health suggestions from its readers. her. Each of the booklets deals with the facilities. Letters to the Editor should be what often as a result of this Tragically, happens suppressed a subject from different viewpoint. Theproblem of infant malnutrition typed and handed in to the is that girls acquire a learned contentmentwith second best, of competence "The Dilemma Third World has been described by the World Cord Editor prior to Monday and believe their own begin to feigned incompetence. Nutrition'' contains a detailed Health as one step- Organization of global noon. All letters must bear the Studies show that lose faith in their abilities their girls throughout by-step accountof the controversy as proportion and multi-faceted author's full name and That school no matter what their innate talents. girls are convinced it unfolded. years, The second booklet, complexity. It is not a problem that telephone number. The Cord of on — six, to one — boys' superiority early by grade according study "Infant feeding, understanding the can be solved by the boycott of a the reserves right to refuse any hints at the operation of a horrible, self-fulfilling prophecy. As early as problems," examines the key points single company. The situation can submission which it considers underestimate their own abilities so much that grade four, girls they of disagreement between the infant be improved only through the racist, sexist, or libellous in than themselves at when believe boys to be better an objective test, even formula industry and its critics. positive and constructive efforts of all nature. All letters are subject to scored than the they higher boys. During the last two years of the concerned. editing for length. A 1968 American social scientist Matina Horner found that Canadians less and less all of study by boycott, saw Naturally, us at Nestle are

feared much than did. Conflict over the idea this women success more men of dispute in the news. That's glad to see the end of this lengthy National Advertising for The of success was 62 per cent of females and 9 cent because there The is expressed by only per was a steady change dispute. company pleased to Cord fear of is provided by Campus of males. In explaining the success among women, Horner in public opinion after Nestle have been able to demonstrate its Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd noted the receive from commitment conflicting message young women society. While became the first company to to corporate Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S like that is desirable and will be rewarded the World Health and to have women, men, perceive success implement responsibility played an 2Z2.. For local advertising, call by society, women are faced with labels of being unfeminine, abnormal, Organization's guidelines for the exemplary role in this important 884-2990 884- The infant issue. (519) or (519) unpopular, or threatening to men. rejection that young women marketing of formula 2991. believe will leads to be to Nestle also the first As the success bring many young women motivated products. was world's largest its avoid success. company to announce support of manufacturer of infant formula, The is in Nestle has its Cord offices are located on The message clear: brainy girls will never be loved. And as long as these guidelines back May, 1981. repeated pledge to believe that band Another factor continue the 2nd floor of the Student young women are taught to a wedding is the only gold in the turning point working with international

continue done Union at Wilfrid Laurier at the end of the rainbow, then we'll to lose a lot of valuable was the work by the Nestle agencies, governments, and health Building

mindpower. Infant Formula Audit Commission. professionals in an effort to combat University.

This of scientists Jackie Kaiser group medical and malnutrition, ignorance, and the use of clergymen, headed by Edmund contaminated water. These Typeset by Student

In this and issue would like Muskie in the (Jnited remain the basic causes of infant and our purple gold we to express special thanks to some States, Publications, W.L.U., printed continues monitor the Nestle in nations. We Kitchener. of the people who have worked up here. First ofall,in the gold corner wearing the to mortality developing at Fairway Press, infant formula that with purple trunks-Peter Lear,Mike Kacmar.and Richard Cousins. And in the purple company's marketing hope everyone concerned the Cord duo of in the Third World. the health of infants will in corner wearing gold shorts,the tag team Fred Taylor and policies The join us our Copyright 1984 by Student commission efforts. Wilfrid Andrew Miller. We would also like to thank Tuffy for giving us so much to write publishes quarterly Publications, Laurier

about. Mot in this issue but in the well. At of which available Yours only years gone by as this time we reports, copies are sincerely, University, Waterloo, Ontario,

to the from the Nestle R.H. Peterson would also like top express our disappointment with the hockey team for not public N2L 3C5. No part of this

Western. Our front around You Affairs in V.P. Affairs beatring page was planned your victory. blew it Corporate department Corporate publication may be reprinted

staff never Toronto. Nestle Ltd. without editor. for us and our production will forgive you. Enterprises permission of the THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984 7

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"Real Feminists are..."

her life will be by Nancy Naylor some point in and one out of 17 raped. Chuck's Ground from the Silhouette Reprinted Real Feminists continually face the criticism that they for Maureen McTeer Feminists would vote over don't for — there who Real speak all women that are women

Mila Mulroney day. don't and even attributed any support oppose positions to 1 thought I could do it. I really did. I thought that I could go this Feminists support the neutralization of the Real the Feminist movement collectively. But women are entire year without writing one sports column. This column ends and know that words like English language chairperson exposed to exactly the same socialization and those long sought after dreams. Today I write about three things: natural after sound perfectly a little as men and female doesn't practice. conditioning process being Laurier sports, an editorial in the University of Waterloo's Imprint

A Real Feminist hates to see her little sister her conform skip grant any escape from the pressures to to paper, and Tuffy Knight.

swim to watch her certain the the own practice boyfriend's hockey roles that are exerted by media, The familiar background you are all with by this time. Tuffy game. educational and the social structures we live process last week while we were all ourselves resigned away sunning or when with Real Feminists hate it they out people lot of mental to break out of those go with. It takes a energy lost discovering long relatives over Reading Week. The fact that he sexism movie and and run into blatant on a billboard or a of of the of this Real patterns thinking. Many opinions retired itself in could have been enough for me to break down and aren't all the men turnto themand say, "Well, you mad?" Feminist have reversed over the past few slowly years write this column. I fought back that urge, however, and left the Real Feminists "Aren't with to more and more information. answer, you?" exposure to Theresa sports writing Kelly; that's her regime now. A Real Feminist has heard the line "The The final came when a course I was probably impact taking Then the struck. That feared of Imprint publisher press releases women's movement has no of humor" a million studied statistics to Canadian in the sense relating women from down the street that on one hand prints a supportive article force. The information times and probably won't be impressed when you use welfare system and the labour about the Church of Scientology and on the other refuses to from Statistics Canada that as a comeback when he or she out that came from the 1981 census data points your candidates in a student election. support any Yes, the very same

isn't — feminist Real feminists sexist joke very funny. not your average lobby group. that all material paper claims is subject to editing but that spelling Real Feminists wonder why people who would never aren't born, they're educated. and grammar mistakes will not be corrected, had an editorial dream of a racist have no such In Real Feminists are an diversified repeating joke qualms short, incredibly in its appear pages last week that slammed the Laurier athletic sexist the In broad-based social movement there will about humor which uses same generalization group. any program. and attitudes that be entire of and process perpetuates are just as always an spectrum approaches The editorial claimed, much to my disbelief, that Laurier's

unfounded and as to all of us. to the addressed. Martin just damaging responses problems being athletic in program was not respected Canada, let alone within the Real Feminists get when hear that for Luther King and Malcolm X spoke for the same cause. depressed they city of Waterloo. The editorial further claimed that our program was in dollar men women earn 60 cents, and even The extremism of the latter no discredited the every earn, way at times "bush league." It when male and female in Canada are adjusted for of King and thousands like him. should be wages legitimacy For some bizarre reason the author felt that in evaluating the civil and qualifications, there is still a to see the analogy between the of age, seniority easy rights quality our university athletic program, one must disregard that between 10 and 25 and feminism. What is unjustifiable per movement important to completely gap football, hockey and soccer programs. He then used examples of

cent. remember is the virtue of remaining open-minded — where our program was lacking. He pointed to our cross country, has his or her own and and Real Feminists get sad when they hear that one outof every person story opinions rugby, tennis, and women's basketball teams. If you are talking five Canada will be abused in them. every women in sexually at they're justified holding what of respect, I would like to know any these teams has done not

to gain the respect of their peers, fans, or people at the Imprint.

The rugby team, for instance, is an example that we should all be

did proud of. Although they not have a great first year on the field,

Chuck? it is their determination that there even exists a team. What's up only through The at the not people Imprint may respect them, but many people

around the province certainly do.

by Chuck Tatham MUSIC ASSOCIATION—a fun-loving collection of What the author refused to do in his editorial was look at our

should thank Jane and these crank out music for all entire The first he did off three of the Before I say anything, I kooks, people to hear. program. thing was slough Club for Florida a state that all must teams in the in their This is Melissa making my trip to most requirements opera singers strongest country, respective sports.

would have been without have beards the men. not a to start an weak To this in enjoyable one. I quite lonely —including great way already argument. point

and the film turns out and doesn't NDP ASSOCIATION—not to be confused with the the concerned with the of you, I just hope his argument author seemed more record Karl Marx Fan this the that get confiscated. Club, collection of politically- our teams, not respect they rightly or wrongly deserve. the author Anyway, let's categorically consider the clubs on oriented academics seeks to enlighten W L(J students Finally, gets to points of respect. He slams our

I'm for trouble, but I'm to on the virtues of a based less on athletic for two incidents that occured at one basketball our campus. asking going society capitalism, program

frank of what think of each and more on salt mines. earlier this between Laurier and the of give you my opinion I game term University

the name of the club. OFFCAM—this club seeks Waterloo. To start the the Laurier staff would one, just by reading to get off-campus game coaching not

AIESEC—run by degenerates. Hugh Carr-Harris students involved in WLU activities. I was in Offcam let the infamous Waterloo band into the A.C.. There were two and Mike Smith involved with with other first evidenced are it, along year, as by my police record. reasons. One, the last time the band was in the A.C. they marked

Avoid all that notorious lobotomy candidates. at costs. PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB—always working to find new and scuffed basketball floor with their equipment after being

ANTHROPOLOGY CLUB—not familiar with it, but of these kids are for asked not to the floor. Point two; by- ways taking pictures, looking even go near whenever the Laurier

definition it's the "science of human Sounds new members all the time, those who beings." particularly cheerleaders or spirit band started up with anything, they were

disrobe demand. it fishy to me; probably involves some hefty Vaseline on They might dress funny, but completely overpowered by the louder and more obnoxious

bills. all comes out with the airbrush. Waterloo band.

can't this kind of club. POLITICAL SCIENCE ARCHAEOLOGY CLUB-1 dig CLUB-allegedly trying to The other "bush league" manoeuver we were accused of was

aren't No bones about it. different theories, these The-people deep enough. study political mixed-up taking Peter Savich to a grievance committee because of his high

CHI ALPHA—a Christian club; I'll burn in kooks have been known to that probably college wear armbands flying elbows. How is bush? I do not understand. If a team's

Hades if cut it No, the and walk Have a to around what I up. seriously, keep up good funny. tendency hang starting guard is struck down by is seen to be a rather high, work heh heh. beer halls. hard take the channels have guys, elbow, why not it through proper to know PROGRESSIVE I CHINESE STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION-I CONSERVATIVEPARTY-need justice served? The league found Savich guilty of a charge of

its more? some of members personally, and they are fine, say They've been known to hold their unsportsmanlike conduct. Again, I ask, how is this bush league?

am a bit bitter meetings with the Poli Sci Club. a coat and upstanding individuals. However, I Wear tie Tuffy and I will disagree on quite a few points probably, but one

about refused to all meetings, unless want to serve being membership. vou the drinks thing that I am in complete agreement with Tuffy on is the fact that DRAMA of in and the door for has CLUB—Many my acquaintances are open everyone. our school respect around the country. Tuffy has done that drama because known the the club, but I'm PSYCH as Sirhan much for His than unhappy they SOClETY—formerly us. department, more any other, has put Laurier refuse Sirhan to listen to ideas. I a one-man Club, these people are on the my thought really psycho. map. Some may fee! that this is not important. I do; so,

version of "Deep Throat" would be SCIENCE FICTION CLUB interested in do other who work pretty popular. —particularly apparently, people on university newspapers.

ENGLISH CLUB —I'm in this club, and that means bizarre, unbelieveable tales of fiction. A favorite Before the loses of the big Imprint any more respect they have left,

it's If over four feet tall, was the short "I" Had A Meal Card—And pretty discriminating. you're story', they should maybe try to recognize "bush league" on a more local in fill an application. "Ours is not to reason why," and Survived!" basis. all that rot. SK] CLUB—we all know what these hedonistic

ENTERPRENEURS' off a barbarians do—sit around the CLUB—got to shaky start lodqe and swap social Chuck Kirkham with their Billboards for the Blind project last year, diseases. Disgusting. If only I could ski. but should their losses with Vatican SOCAN—this recoup a new club is for sociology/anthropology

City Abortion Clinic. students. I don't want to sound stereotypical, but

GAYS WLU—a OF lot of trouble came up when they these people can be pretty dull. Not recommended

applied for club status, but I don't know why for those who enjoy staying conscious.

so in arms. These folks will bend everyone got up SOCIAL WORK STUDENTS ASSOCIATION - all

over backwards for you. the people in this club are big cheeses. They receive GERMAN CLUB don't think know this —I I anyone in training for their future work in social and domestic

club, and don't think it's was Child 1 very big. Membership problems. prostitutes and muggers are brought seriously affected when loosened its in Argentina from area high schools on an hourly basis. laws. immigration — STOCK MARKET CLUB these people want to be HISTORY CLUB—an old and established these stock but if follow their club; brokers, you advice, you just

know how wind guys really to have fun. Keep your ears up broke. Members are easily identified by their open for their re-enactment of the JFK assassination slurred speech, Sally Ann clothing, and disheveled in the Concourse. appearance.

INTERNATIONAL — AWARENESS-these people work TAMIAE a big club. An exciting club. A club with

hard, but I'm not sure about idiotic their cause. Because of a lot of members. Business men and women this, I will not heavily malign them. of the future, the members of this club drink heavily

LAURIER CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP—whiIe bit and have a sex on a bi-annual basis, usually with an old heavy on the booklets and brochures, these folks high school sweetheart. work hard, and make most of us feel guilty as hell. UNITED NATIONS CLUB — not to be confused with

LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT—another the Computer Club. That's all I know. of religious — group, course named after the famous WLU NAVIGATORS this is a religious club for

black leader who was assassinated in Memphis. airplane pilots, I think. Nearer my God to thee, eh?

MARKETING ASSOCIATION — —heavily involved in WRITERS' CLUB a tremendous club that I,

this club seeks to turn WLU marketing, students into obviously, am not a member of. Seminars on a

store workers. on can- basis exemplary grocery Workshops regular include topics such as "Why F. Scott

stacking, and are shelf-straightening bag-packing Fitzgerald Slept With a Ruler" and"The Advantages held weekly. of Being Able to Quote D.H. Lawrence". 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

in brief

'evicted' Trent rape crisis centre

excludes all sorts of This includes gay — their VANCOUVER (CUP) People must see people.

in said NDP common interest fighting for human rights, people," provincial leadership

of B.C.'s David Vickers, one of several says the president of the University hopeful speakers

at various gay and lesbian group. workshops. The 130 delegates representing about 30 "Particularly in B.C. it is important. The right organizations passed a resolution calling for forces there divide the wing are out trying to up inclusion of sexual orientation in the B.C. left wing community," Rob Summerbell said at human rights code and for labour to include the close of the first and ever province-wide gay similar protection in union contracts. lesbian conference at the University of B.C. Delegates also discussed legal topics like Feb. 10 to 12. child custody, lifestyles, organizing skills and

"The win let of lesbian and culture. Socreds are going to if people aspects gay

kind division in." Summerbell said the main of the that of creep purpose

conference was to issues and B.C. government "restraint" legislation bring up open lines of communication between includes abolishing the human rights groups' commission and rentalsman office. Delegates attended from the University of

"The social order set by this government Victoria, Western Washington and (JBC.

Human rights supported by gays

PETERBOROUGH, Ont. (CUP) - The One collective member said calls have

of Trent administration in two University has quadrupled years, following the recent eliminated office space for the student-funded upsurge in sexual assaults across Ontario.

crisis centre and the and Earnshaw the look ON rape campus gay suggested groups more lesbian organization. seriously at outside funding sources such as The sold the the United for university recently building Way to get money rent. But

which houses the the and lesbian centre Colleen "We centre, gay representative Day said, and the the Photo group student newspaper, Arthur. It could never get money from United Way, Finishing has offered alternative to Arthur. unless we If we don't only space stoppped being political.

have / a political function, we might as well close Vice president of administration John down." Earnshaw said while the "an ROLL SIZE Vt Sp.d.i newspaper is vL Students involved in the evicted We JHB groups integral of Trent", the other are of use 12 Exposure $5.99 2.99 part groups charge the administration wants to rid of "secondary" get 21 Exposure 10.99 5.49 importance. Cr them because they are involved with 36 Exposure 14.99 7.49 contentious issues. "They're pulling the rug right out from under disc Ex 7.29 3.64 15 p said Women crisis us," centre collective member Pauline involved with the rape centre N" L'm " on Quantity Process: Sizes 110. 126. 135. dlisC Film "If conflict -(C4l Only) Duffett. we lose office space it will totally point to a in views between themselves Offer expires: March 10, 1984 and committee set to jeopardize our operations." a university up study

The created sexual harassment and centre was by the university on campus

administration in 1977, after five women were recommend grievance procedures. While the

WLU on The centre is funded the centre insists harassment is a labor issue | raped campus. by seen Trent student union, colleges and city hall. in the context of power between boss and I BOOKSTORE | Until now the administration has provided employee, the university prefers to deal with

harassment an unfortunate be space. as perversion to

Centre McLean dealt with when it becomes representative Marilyn says too overt. instances of sexual violence have increased "What is the difference between professor-

since 1977. "If there was a need in 1 977, there secretary relations or even professor-student

relations and is more than one now: our crisis calls are employer-employee relations?"

increasing all the time." said the centre's Margaret Johnson. FRIDAY NIGHT Student attacks smoker AT THE at U of T

TORONTO — A student at of (CUP) University any violation the residence code of

has been on for behaviour immediate College put probation may mean expulsion. ofthe hand ofanother grabbing a cigarette out Macauley said he will appeal the decision,

did MOVIES student. arguing he not "twist, squeeze, push or

Rob Macauley, a renowned anti-smoker at pull," Becker.

the college, was put on probation after Amy Becker said she thinks probation is too Becker complained to the Dean of Men about lenient.

the incident, which took in a residence The incident has students at the is place polarized Chariots of Fire a wonderful film. It will thrill you

common room with a "No One witness said if Becker was a and exalt tears. rare Smoking" sign. college. man, and delight you very possibly you to A film its and had asked Becker to out the would have dared act." that will surprise you with beauty magnificence of spirit. Macauley put "Macauley not to

Nt-ASAeeil J t Kr> 11 i(> cigarette, but she told him to "fuck off' and Another student said he supported continued smoke. took hold of to Macauley Macauley in principle, but not the act, even By the film s end. you are riveted totally enthralled her wrist and removed the butt. "about and cheer like >. it is time non-smokers asserted you crazy. j.~ w«» though Under probation, the resident is warned that their rights."

Students vote on military research

MONTREAL(CGP) — Students at Montreal's Representatives of both universities all CI IAKIOTS OF FIKt: say two universities will decide in March research is English open knowledge. According to whether they want military research conducted McGill Research Grants officer B.J. Gick "all

on their the work we're is campuses. doing here publishable, every L Project Ploughshares initiated the McGill damn bit of it." referendum, while the Quebec Public Interest The Concordia student association : Research for the the g^mmm Group fought question to opposed referendum because the appear on Concordia ballots. too questions were vague, but a student- Neither referendum will be binding on the initiated petition garnered enough signatures

university administrations. to force the question onto the ballets.

Grad student wins labor grievance

"I TORONTO (CUP) — This month Pat Suksi got was discriminated against because of my

in a cheque for $2,760 the mail and she didn't excellence," Suksi said.

have to work a day for it. The department said Suksi shouldn't get a

Suksi is a former teachinq assistant and $4,500 full time teaching assistantship even

PhD student in the University of Toronto's though recipients of Ontario Graduate

Department of Spanish and Portuguese, and Scholarships worth $6,000 were rehired. In chariots her union settled out of court with the the settlement, the university agreed to

% N s N ht N C l-\ 11-\KI SO Kil lIUI KS . ( 111 Kt \ lfhl •\l K KKKiI after the the differencebetween Suksi's -M..'> M.J • < I • I I ( I I I university department refused to pay scholarship N % )"* N ** is •v s,.„x I l \ l)» KSt •Dl ( MKlMoril! K • Kil I I> W I COK I • l'»KAI) I)U

li s (1 N S and what I'l II K I *.r\"* •MK ( ill I tjl •I \ IHM 1 • I'M KH K M-V il I rehire her violation of she would have made with a >t| in apparent the collective N . ,UM n VM I I \ D N..5.. I 1^ and N combined OGS '.. . i DODI lAM |> ... 1.. • • . I»W ID l*( I I VI ■■... . 11l (ill ill DM> agreement. TAship. G of T Labor Relations Officer John Parker

The Canadian said could Union of Educational the university not have won the case

in Workers launched a grievance against the arbitration and so decided to settle. He said

RM IEI $2 in BPM university September, 1982, when the the problem arose because a new department

department decided not to rehire Suksi. Her chair was adjusting to his job.

March 2nd bid to be rehired was rejected because she had "It was a matterof of Friday, differing interpretations received a scholarship worth $8,500. the collective agreement," Parker said. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984 9

news Question

of the Week Library to automate circulation

by Amanda Bramall photos by Karim Virani Book borrowing simplified

been by Jackie Kaiser able to acquire automation For those of who blame the you your through university computer

late on the tedious and has the cost toa Week? essays system helped keep What was the most satisfying thing you did over Reading sometimes unbearable of minimum. process signing out books at the WLCI library, "From the student point of view it

its take heed; your alibi will soon lose looks like we're not doing anything," "But validity. An automated circulation ' says Schultz. behind the scenes

in system is expected to be operable there has been a lot going on." The the WLG fall, has been the of library by next says library in process University Librarian and Archivist becoming automated for the last

Erich Schultz. several years, says Schultz. Currently, The automated will 85 new system per cent of the library's holdings

eliminate the need for students to are in the data base, and the serials

Checked out a nude beach in the sign out each book manually, as a printout, government documents, Bahamas. laser scanner will read the student and acquisition file have all been Gaye Sabo and book bar codes to record the computerized. Automation of the 3rd Year Gypsy Hexes transaction. The shouldbe circulation is the in process a system next step

significant timesaver for those who the library's move to computeriza-

wish books well as for tion. rush to sign out as when the assignment of bar

the library circulation staff, says Returning students will be codes to new students and the final

in Schultz. No reduction circulation bar codes as as next of the for assigned early preparation system use will staff is foreseen week in for the fall requirements by preparation create more than enough confusion.

Schultz as the time in one The office A table will be set in savings changeover. registrar's up the

area will be transferred to new needs. that students will Concourse from predicts 2,200 9:00 a.m. until 5:00

Total cost of the system by the preregister next week for the 1984- p.m. on March 7, 8 and 9 and from

time it is will reach 1985 academic 7:00 until 10:00 implemented year. By assigning p.m. p.m. on March

between $25,000 and $30,000, bar codes these students the 8 so students says to now, can register with the the Schultz. The fact that library has library hopes to avoid a September library. Shaving my beard off after 18

years.

Prof. Rod Preece

Professor, Political Science Schilling

Bought a pair of shoes!

Laura Lee Amirault

2nd Year Psychology

.

. r

Sorry, I can't remember her name!

Alex Drennan

2nd Year Psychology

ll^^\llLL

Went to G of T to visit a friend —

this was exciting considering I

worked the rest of the week!

Doris Kraske

1 st Year Honours French and

German

We found our intellectual G-Spot!

Mark Czerkawski

2nd Year Gynecology and

Bell n 1. An that combines sla Cathy (shne'ing), enjoyable activity apres excitement

2nd Year Psychology with the cool minty flavour of Hiram Walker Schnapps. For schniers,

the is taste a cool blast of freshness that feels like they never left the slopes!

HIRAM WALKER SCHNAPPS.

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A NAME MAKES. 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

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to be...to be... to be...to be... to be...

from about Dr. Colin of will the a guest -mm -» McLeod, Department The English Department present representative panel w,, •»y*a q in the field! I nurs. /V\ar. J. Psychology, U of Toronto's Scarborough film "EffiBriest" in Rm.2E7 at 12:30p.m. jobs j HUTS* O

will But at campus, speak on "Forgotten and 7 p.m.. Not Gone: Savings on Long Term J Music at Noon will feature Che Anne will music This \I/p Mar *7 Music at Noon present organ Memory." lecture will be held in Rm. VY CU* I ldl • f pvi . — Leowen, piano, in the T.A.. Everyone is of J.S. Bach, Jan Overduin 3—201 at 2:30 performed by p.m.. Everyone is | UGS* ]VJar O welcome and admission is free. in the Keffer Memorial Chapel. welcome and admission is free. # Masters Club will meet at 7 The Toast __ •

Photography Club Meeting at 7 in in Rm. P2081. p.m. Free introductory lecture on the benefits EXAM SKILLS WORKSHOP (3 p.m. 00001X11110

the Campus Clubs room, SUB. anc j technology of the transcendental Sessions): are you frustrated by exam £_

meditationand T.M.-SIDHI To performance that does not reflect what programs. The students and staff of St. Jerome's Jhe FaGu)ty Concert Series features The Romance Languages department be held the in CIW Campus Centre Rm. you ave s u le an earne is . Terrence Kroetsch, piano, and Irene and St. Mary's High Schools inKitchener presents the French filmMadame Bovary \ 35 at 8:30 p.m.. For more information program examines several reasons why £ T A at 8 announce their of in ? e p.m.. proudly production English at 4 p.m. in Rm. Free 886-8766. this dificult.es • 4-201. ca || may happen: specific with Music "West Side Story." This production will be admission and everyone is welcome. of * certarn types exams (mult.pie choice, he|d . a M % new d b| f WLU of Music math), exam ' mui/i/muo>i the essay, ' anxiety, Faculty presents 1 memory' aju ■ , .. i March 14 to March 24. Adults The History Department Canadian f .. presents of "The Motherof Us lapses, faulty study preparationand so on. , . . • premiere c- ADDICTED TO FOOD? OVEREATERS and Seniors $6. Professor Naomi R. Goldenberg of the (J All" To be held 3:304:30 by Virgil Thompson. Performed by Tuesdays, p.m., of ANONYMOUS will Rm. P3117 Ottawa, speaking on Feminism and meet in WLU opera students and the WLU March 6, 13, and 20 in Rm. P3117. from 5:30-6:30 For info call 579- Psychoanalysis: Abandoning Jung and Orchestra. p.m.. Starting at 8 p.m. in the T A a The Department ofEnglish presentsThe Turning to Freud." This lecture is to be 300 (Tickets only-no free The WLU Stock Market Club admission.) presents a Contest. Please in Major Shelley Poetry held at 4 p.m. the Paul Martin Centre. na P U M submit ems lease> to CrntreTomT2 The Eckankar Centre of Kitchener P° P tiom noOTnoon L30IJU D m TheI he p.m.. u -r-u. or to Ed „ „ _ office nt ai \*/a>; ifo ic English Department Science Fiction Club: The D & D presentsrir c The UniversalrC Way (T'lLife is a will feature WLU , seminar , . _, ■ , o, grad Murray Je nskln M for has been until understand that V campaign today delayed I^l3r» Heniot of Richardon Greenshields of mystery, we we

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by Ruth Demeter

about You have to be suspicious

a evening when get to your you The three student pub at 10:00 p.m. and you l||

seat. can still get a front row Despite bands provided the that, and typical CJW Bent delays,

new both and CIA Roadshow was a delicious energy

wave feast. talent for the

Dave Howard Singers music-loving crowd

at the Waterloo When the Dave Howard Singers

began to set up around 10:30 p.m., Motor Inn. nobody paid much attention. This

group' is actually Dave Howard

alone, with help from Max (his drum

machine) and an electric keyboard Alto Moda whose name escapes me. Dave was

the only person all evening who used

electric keyboards in a set.

Using a lot of echo technique and Max's after his drumrolls jokes, Alto Moda started their set with a

Howard soon but managed to capture tape deck, which seems tacky, audience. the attention of the they were apparently trying for a big Howard which sat in a wheelchair, entrance. These people were

didn't seem to make much sense nonvisual and the dancefloor soon

because he didn't move from his bacame crowded. The lead female choreographed movements and

keyboard position. However, towards didn't exude much beyond skin, and meaningful lyrics. (A line from their

the end of his he thrilled us all with of of the band Reunion "I could look set the charisma the rest hit is at you In his daredevil wheelchair backflips. was not great. spite of the fact forever and still not know what to that This is definite no one wanted to watch man a lunatic, and he them, say.") They're one of the few new

does it well. He seems to have they did a picked produce viable brand of wave bands I know that can

a lot of and danceable, up energy creativity upbeat, reggae-wave. I effectively do a slow song. The lead with since his doubt, though, that make it in (along intriguing lyrics) they'll singer takes care of that by making it

time as a member of Kinetic Ideals. videos. who an intimate momenttor anyone have watches him. You may heard "I'd like to be like Darrin Stevens" Reunion (the bass player called it is a tribute to the "Bewitched" man Ground Breeding "the number one disco hit that most of the crowd appreciated, which like all their especially since the resemblance is everywhere"),

music features a lot of bass. Don't noticeable. (Just kidding, Dave!)The The band was worth the name — it's not disco-like in the least. and most he worry longest interesting song wait. Breeding Ground undoubtedly Be sure to watch for performed was "I am a child any most had the best (and, for some, CIA Roadshows or new molester," which started off upcoming of the with Dave recognizable) sound night. wave nights Howard or innocently enough with a nursery- is The image they've worked up Breeding Ground, because they like "This is Freddy the mouse." The put fascinating. The lead singer has an a good show together. dialogue with the little girl leads to a incredibly expressive face and a crashing musical interlude and then look that with the the man's confession. stylized competes Blue video styles of groups like Peter Nobody was brave enough to From top left, clockwise: 1) (for fans of that group you'll dance to Howard's music, which is Breeding Ground; 2) Alto Moda; undeniably like Breeding Ground as unfortunate because it is suited to 3) Dave Howard; 4) Dave Howar that well). activity. However, the man The most unique feature of the himself was such a performer that it is their refined Mo group energy. seems everyone just wanted to Mark Lussier aimless about for these All photos by watch. bopping

— courtesy of the Imprint men, but well-played music with 12 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

■ Ijp- —■ entertainment YUKON JACK ATTACK!

The Snake Bite. The Mother of Us All — an

2 fluid ounces of

opera premiers in Canada

by Eric Fahn women in the United States "male inhabitants...2l of gained years age with In collaboration Festival their voting rights at the turn of the and citizens of the United States." in the Laurier, students opera century. The main character in the The exclusion of C S t^e a °'< women from of the WLCJ of Faculty opera is Susan B. Anthony, whose ' I program voting rights soon became her main Music will TheMotherOf Us produce original concerns were about slavery. concern. She wrote, lectured, taught, iS| work All, the last collaborative by The of the Fourteenth lobbied passing tirelessly, and her History of Gertrude and poet Stein composer Amendment of the Constitution in fip§ Women's Suffrage is a product of Virgil Thomson. 1866 was of concern to this zeal. In Anthony 1872, she led a women's

The The story is basically about how since it granted voting rights to black sheep ofCanadian liquors. Concocted with fine Canadian Whisky. only demonstration on the polls in Rochester, New York, testing the For more Yukon Jack recipes write: MORE YUKON JACK RECIPES, voting laws. Box 2710, Postal Station "U," Toronto, Ontario MBZ SPI. Unfortunately, her move was

Entertainment resisted the women in the Quiz by area and Anthony was later arrested. Her

struggle continued and in 1920— 14

after her 1. What 1981 Squeeze hit did Elvis Costello produce and provide years death, the "Anthony Amendment" which background vocals for? granted voting

rights to females was made of 2. What animated group meets in the Hall of Justice? part the United States Constitution as the 3. Who angrily demanded to know "Who put lemonade in my Nineteenth lemonade"? Amendment.

The in 4. Who is calling whom when the Caped Crusader phones the Man of opera was premiered New the Steel? York during spring of 1947. It has become of few What one a successful 5. drug researcher played with his group Clover on Elvis Costello's American other than first album before going on to more newsworthy endeavors? operas Gershwin's Porgy and Bess in the 6. Who regulary battled Overeat? sense that it reflects the experience 7. What Canadian hard-rocker produces albums under the name of his and heritage of the American first guitar teacher, Thomas Morley Turner? culture. ￿ 8. Who said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca? *i^y» There will be of \Uitv\s two performances TV 9. What comedy program almost ended up being called Owl- the March 2nd opera on and 3rd. On ' Stretching Time, Vaseline Review, and The Whizzo Easishow? opening night, the himself I composer 10. Whose only spoken part in The Graduate was "Should get the cops? is going to be there watching this to call the * Do you want me cops?" Canadian As Mr. Thurs Night: premiere. well, will Thomson give a lecture about his

Hour collaboration with Gertrude Stein on

Friday the 2nd in the T.A. at 3:00

Lieuf'ln, Curtain for L| disc Answers p.m.. time the opera is «wr 50% °unt for the is 8:00 for Sffoiyjr opera p.m. both Dreyfuss Richard 10. Lewis Huey 5. nights in the T.A.

Lots of 'New Music' w Circus Flying Python's Monty 9. Superman to Batman 4.

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SPORTS

Tuffy's resignation shocks WLU

by Theresa Kelly

After emotions 19 years at Laurier, Tuffy Knight has mixed about leaving.

But he said at the conference last as press week, he does not want to "burn With his of added that any bridges." typical sense humour, Knight with a grin "I be back here might some time as president."

Although Knight said he has several regrets, failing to win the College Bowl

after three is of them. the Vanier he attempts not one Winning Cup, says,

"would have been like the cherry on top of the sundae. It doesn't really bother me."

is WLCI he has close Knight's biggest regret leaving those people at grown

he is forward to the and to over the years, though he says "looking change of this life." challenge new phase in my

One difference Knight noted is that he will be starting at the top by joining

the 1983 Grey Cup winners, the Toronto Argonauts. When he joined the staff

at Crooksville high school and WL(J, both schools were smaller than their

competition and near the bottom of their leagues.

The mainly administrate job at the Arg'os will be "an open-ended job" that of football. will give him an opportunity to work on the other side Perhaps in

but the time he said two or three years he may return to coaching, at present

that "it was time for a change."

in wife Connie After living Canada for 19 years, Knight said that he and his

had "no real interest in moving back to the States. The job at Fairmont was a

real good job and the time was right," but he added that it would have been

strictly a coaching position.

His family had different views on his decision. Knight's 13-year-old son

— Brian — a constant figure on the football sidelines was, Knight said,

WLCI." His about "violently opposed to my leaving 19-year-old son was quieter

the situation, joking that he would now be able to talk to his father on Friday nights.

Knight said he feels satisfied when his opinions have been "respected" by feels of his peers at CIACI and OGAA meetings. He also a sense

"when in life successful their accomplishment I see my athletes out being in

chosen professions." What makes him proudest is "the respect we get back

from other athletic directors and other schools."

It 12 the Hawks all their wasn't always that way. Only years ago, played

in facilities. The which doubled games the T.A.'s very limited dressing room, of theTA. football 50 as a weight room, was in the basement During season,

three showers in the windowless or 60 players had to fight over room.

In 1971, after Knight was appointed to the Campus Planning Committee,

the plans for building an Athletic Complex surfaced. The committee, which

included staff, administration and students, was organized to decide whether

to build a Fine Arts centre, a Business and Economics building, or an Athletic

Complex.

of showed that 90 cent in favour of A survey students over per were an

Athletic Complex where they would have a chance to use the facilities for

well for The $2 million recreational purposes as as varsity competition. Athletic Complex opened in 1973.

Toronto sneered at at first "People respect Laurier's athletic program. us the Hawks the last nine of 14 but they respect us now." Considering that won

the CJ of T has reason to feel of his games against Blues, Knight good proud accomplishments at Laurier.

CORD File Photo All hail the conquering Knight!

the field of An ecstatic Tuffy Knight is seen being carried off by some his football players after Laurier seeks 100th The Hawks won that 1982 the Wilfrid securing his career victory. September, game against

University of Toronto Blues by a score of 17 - 3. replacement for Knight

by Theresa Kelly

How that has WLCJ's athletic director head Coach's record Tuffy Knight resigned as and outstanding football coach, the administration is faced with the problem of finding a

successor. by Theresa Kelly the has not been elaborated both WL(J over as football coach after the late Gees, the Hawks were surprised by Although hiring procedure on, Tuffy Knight, who led the WLCJ President JohnWeir and Vice President: Finance Peter Venton that Bob Celeri retired. During his first the Huskies 19-17 in a brawl-filled insist only Golden Hawks to the football playoffs one individual will be hired to has been interested in season as head coach, the Hawks final. In 1978, the Hawks came one replace Knight. Knight for the 11 of 12 leaves past years, reached the Bowl the the athletic College but lost 40- game short of the College Bowl after splitting job, retaining only directorship. Laurier the as second winningest Neither Weir Venton believes there full- 14 to St. Francis Xavier. losing 25-16 to CBC in the Western nor is enough work tojustify a coach CIACI in Don time history. Only Two later athletic director on the Laurier one individual has years the Hawks Bowl. campus. Traditionally, retired Loney, coach of St. Francis been both head coach and athletic director order returned to the College Bowl after In 1979, after leading the Hawks to football in tokeep costs low. Xavier, has more football victories defeating St. Mary's 37-7 in the a first place, undefeated season in Weir said that he is not sure whether the new athletic director will be a football than Knight. Atlantic Bowl. The coach other Hawks lost the league action, Knight was named or will have duties within the athletic department, but the Knight came to Laurier in 1965 as Bowl will College by almost the same CIACI coach of the year for the incumbent definitely have dual responsibilities. athletic director and basketball time is score, 42-14, but this to the second time. A year later, he was Venton said that inside promotion one hiring option that WLU will coach after six spending years Queen's Golden Gaels. OCIAA The named coach of the year. consider. university does have a policy to promote current employees and at teaching coaching a high Over the have years the Hawks had before looking elsewhere, he said. Again in 1972, the Hawks school in Crooksville, Ohio. He three first-place finishes in the No date for Knight's official resignation has been set but it will likely fall continued the football earned his B.A. in education winning physical have reached five between and June. The administration find league, league April hopes to a successor soon at tradition their third Fairmont State and later obtained by making playoff championships and four since the athletic department is currently in the midst of football recruitment. Bowl in his M.Sc. at the of West College appearance seven University CIACJ semi-final berths. The Hawks Venton said he hopes the situation will be resolved within a week so that That Virginia. years. year, Knight was named have been ranked number one recruits can be informed aboutWLG's coaching style for the season. CLAG coach of the coming year. Since 1966 Knight has led the the in three nationally during season Laurier has lost the recruiting edge over Guelph, York, and Western, who, After an easy defeat of St. Mary's Hawks to bowl different 1979 seven games years: 1973, and like WLG, are all currently looking for head football coaches. Some are 50-17 in the Atlantic Bowl, the Hawks including three 1983. College Bowl concernedthat recruits will decide to accept offers at universities that have an again gained a College Bowl berth, appearances. Surprisingly, Knight During Knight's career at Laurier, established coaching staff. this time against the Alberta Golden began his Laurier 35 of his coaching career players have gone on to the "Laurier has a long tradition of excellence in football and I intend to Bears. The Bears won that final 20-7 on the basketball court. CFL. Twenty-one Hawks have been maintain that excellence," said Weir. Wilfrid Laurier should not be wet made solely on a field that a running Despite Knight's limited named to the all-Canadian team. interested in the football said that WLCJ has shown almost program, Weir, noting basketball game impossible. experience, the men's After a 3-3-1 record disappointing excellence in hockey, basketball, volleyball, and other sports. 1965 basketball team won 12 In 1973, the Athletic in 1982, led the Hawks to Complex Knight Laurier supports a "go for the excellence" approach to athletics, said

straight games on their to became the new home for the another first-place finish in theOGAA way Venton, and not a mere participation approach with lower costs and less

the Ontario "That a clinching title. was Hawks, after years of playing varsity with 6-1 record. The Hawks lost to student involvement. v a in the T.A.. satisfying year," Knight said of the games the McMaster Marauders in the semi- Both Weir and Venton firm that were in denying rumours Tuffy was pushed 18-6 Hawks. "The team The same the Hawks St. finals, last shot accomplish- year, met ending Knight's at into resigning from WLU. ed lot." a Mary's Huskies in the Atlantic Bowl. winning the only championship that "Tuffy was not forced out of here," said Weir. People often try to look for In After 1966, Knight reluctantly took a 484 rout over theOttawa Gee has eluded him: the Vanier Cup. mysterious reasons when a high profile individual leaves his post, he added. 16 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 1, 1984

sports BOP £ M Post season ends at j/L BARON hands of Mustangs

by Lisa Schildroth

The Wilfrid Laurier University Golden Hawks

saw their play-off hopes come toan early finish

FRIDAY in on THURSDAY, London February 21 as they lost to the Western Mustangs by a score of 93-77 in & SATURDAY CXJAA quarter-final action.

The game got off to a slow start with both

teams having difficulty settling into the match. * WITH VIDEOS Each team made four to five unsuccessful

shots before the Mustangs finally sank the first * NEW SOUND SYSTEM! basket, giving them a lead which they n6ver lost.

* NO CO VER Western jumped ahead 20-9 only eight minutes into the half, but the Hawks managed

to cut the leadtojust two points with the help of accurate foul-shooting by Dave Byckand Dave

Tour alterna tive MacMeil, and baskets by Steve Forden, Tim Boisvert and Doug Aitchison.

NITEKLUB However, the Mustangs were able to work around the defensive intense pressure applied the thus by Hawks, widening the gap to eight

points again as the last minute of play

approached. With no time left on the clock, THE made Byck a sensational looping shot from RED BARON the field to bring the score to 53-42 at the half. The second half saw theMustangs continue dominate to play, although the Hawks once Downstairs at the CITY HOTEL again brought the score close on several Waterloo Across from Square occasions. After two rapid turnovers early in

the half Laurier cut the lead to ten on a basket

by Byck. Fat Keane then moved the Hawks

closer to 61-53, but Western's Ross Hurd

and Doors open at 8:00 p.m. matched his contribution the point spread was back to ten.

Another turnover in Western's favour

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The rest of the half belonged to the While the of Mustangs. pace the game

increased towards the end, the Hawks were

unable to catch Photo Karim Virani up and the game ended by jPMlH——ff~~ finish with the team on the losing end of a 93-77 place last year. Despite the statistics, decision. Coulthard is pleased with the team's m A NEW WA YOF ENTERTAINMENT/ m Byck, playing his final gamewith the Golden development this season. racked "We Hawks, up an amazing 28 points and were a better team than last year. The 14 and had was good on 12 of freethrow attempts. team was quicker more depth in the

Other scorers MacNeil Our record the top were with 14, guard position. pre season was

Forden and Mark Polischuk with ten each, and best it's ever been." Coulthard also cited the

Aitchison with seven. Forden was selected to fact that their conference containeda number

l OCIAA in the second all-star team, recognition of nationally ranked teams, including the

I I of his consistent play during the Waterloo Warriors, which made it regular highly

Vide° season. competitive. Coach Chris Coulthard agreed that the The loss to the Mustangs is probably easier Hawk's was not as effective as it take that the rebounding to considering Mustangs went on could have defeat been. "They (the Mustangs) to second-place Brock last Friday in annihilated the he us on boards, said. semi-final action and upset the Warriors in a

- I I But one of the Monday Sports Night aspect game which pleased thrilling triple overtime final on Sunday. The Coulthard was the lack of fouls called on the quality of these teams, Coulthard feels, is an indication of team. Despite very aggressive full-court the improvement of university

the Hawks drew fouls basketball in Ontario in recent pressing, only eight years. Tues.& Wed.-Twin I I compared with Western's 14. This for next is Video Night represents Recruiting year's team taking a marked over their improvement early season place at the moment with the coaching staff when often ran into foul play they trouble by looking for size in an effort to improve the the end of the game. team's performance in the "big man"

"The was effective but press we were unable positions. A number of this year's players will - I to make the conversions," said Thursday Singles Night Coulthard. be returning to lend the benefit of experience

on the Hawks' Reflecting regular season in OCIAA so the look No Cover For Ladies Men $1 I I league play, team can record, it at first appears disappointing glance forward to an exciting and challenging season with the team dropping to sixth from a fourth- in 1985.

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photo by Theresa Kelly Assistant News Editor Loss to Western Entertainment Editor

Hawks eliminated Sports Editor

As into the pass. Sheppard and Konings slid by "Sandy" Sanderson Copy Editor boards together it was Konings and the puck The end is always bitter. Especially when it that came out ahead, allowing Western to comes as unexpectedly as it did last Monday. move on 3-1. of know the 1983-1984 top Production As most us by now, Manager Vintage Hawk play returned for the second varsity hockey season is over for WL(J. The and third The Hawks a total when the periods. pumped sudden crunch came last Monday Production Assistant of 34 shots on Western's Chris Jackson while Hawks lost the third of the best of three game 12. the Mustangs could only muster up The semi-finals to Western by a score of 3-2. second period was scoreless due to the Photo After the series last Manager winning opener Friday acrobatic saves made by the goalies. with a convincing 8-5 score, the series was In the final 20 minutes of play, the Hawks quickly tied at one each with Western's 6-3 pumped out 18 of the 45 total shots on the net. Photo Technician triumph last Saturday. Game two was The Hawks were stymied by a sudden inability anybody's game until midway through the to score. With two minutes 20 seconds left to third period, when Western scored two quick Arts Technician play, Dave Bogart got the Hawks second goal. Graphic to the at 5-3. The goals pace score game's and The team continued to press Western, was finished with a Western scoring late-period tie the appeared to game with just ten and stinger. Circulation Filing seconds left, but the puck failed to completely final seconds then ticked The stage was firmly set for yet another cross the line. The

Hawks' as the classic Western-Laurier showdown. Both away to end the one-year reign Manager and OU.A.A. teams were well-prepared played very league champions.

sound hockey. The Hawks got an early The Hawks by no means finished on a sour of Advertising Manager psychological setback as they lost first team note. Their final game on Monday was one

all-star Steve Bienkowski from the net with a the best performances the team has putout all The asked commission separated shoulder. Back-up John Sheppard year. team did everything that was (part-time, got the nod and played the remainder of the and did it effectively, but were denied by the game. indescribable Mustang goalie. selling) first - Kevin had a tremendous in The period was fairly even with $hots 11 Casey night three 10 in Laurier's favour. Western was fortunate game one, scoring goals and assisting to score two quick goals just 19 seconds apart on three others. The Hawks finished the Head Typesetter season second in to take an early 2-0 lead. Tim Glencross regular play points, second

stormed back for the Hawks ten minutes later in scoring, and second with goals against. The and began to get the Hawks rolling. University of Toronto Blues were first. WLG Looton Manager

Western's third goal came with only 18 also had two second team allstars named—

seconds remaining, as a sprawling John defenceman Wilf Rellinger and centre Todd

forced in who in the Business Manager Sheppard was out of his net his Stark, played outstanding hockey

attempts to beat Kevin Konings to a breakway last four league games. Assistant Business Manager B.C. athletics in jeopardy Assistant Handbook Editor

KELOWNA, B.C. (CUP)—Extramural sports institution," he said, citing the linkage between Yearbook Editor teams are to students for at turning survival the university's reputation and corporate where athletics low for campuses is a priority funding in general. tight-budgeted administrations. But student society president Stephen But direct for often faces Howard funding teams said the decision gives special status from students who the opposition to one faculty. "This is an decision in say important Please submit application preferential treatment is unfair, and others who terms of priorities." feel is a Board it is to: sports funding government members say a priority, but not or resume responsibility. for the operating budget. Andrew Miller, President In a of period severe government restraint Like SFU, at proponents Okanagan say and fights user and extra fees for athletics Publications against are important to give the public a Student

courses in 8.C., the issue goes beyond good impression and create school spirit. basketball Office) courts and board rooms. If (Cord we are not in the Totem conference next The is debate on at two B.C. institutions. we would 1984 year, be one of the two largest by March 2, Funding cuts at Okanagan in college campuses with no intercollegiate Kelowna will force that school's teams eight participation," Redfern says. out of the Totem conference college league, But student executive member Robena

says student council member Lawrence McClaren says the fee is unwarranted.

Redfem. "I don't feel students should have to pay for A of group students will at the propose college responsibility," she says. student annual society meeting that students She Tomorrow says government cuts are to blame for Deadline $10.62 a pay year maximum to keep the shortfall and the college doesn't try to Okanagan in the league. pressure the government for funding. And Simon Fraser at theboard of This could be the thin in University, wedge a user pay governors offset a $90,000 cut to athletics and system, McClaren says. recreation a $9 fee to by imposing mandatory Okanagan students plan to use the fee for replace the $6 refundable fee Jan. 24. bare essentials, including travel. But at SFU, At the packed board SFU alumni board John Toor meeting rep questions how

administration William much students would end president Saywell up paying. argued athletics EBB benefits the "Does it at $30? it university. get set Is going to be a 50 The department to for helps get money the per cent increase next year?" March 1984 18 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, 1, sports Nominations Open

for the Position of Wrestler

Sideline fourth

Special to the Cord 6 Student by Theresa Kelly Carmine Tullio, Wilfrid Laurier The two biggest stories this past week in sports were Tuffy's University's single-member wrestling resignation and the hockey team's unexpected loss to Western in team, placed fourth at the CIAU Senators last Monday's semi-finals. Both stories were big news because there wrestling finals at the University of

— but was an element of surprise and shock surrounding them Saskatchewan last weekend. Tullio, that's what usually makes the sports world so interesting, the competing in the 76-kilo weight unexpected. division, placed third at the OUAA in Tuffy's resignation was shocking to those involved athletics at finals in Guelph the previous WL.CI as well as those whosupport the Hawks. No one expected Tuffy to weekend to qualify for the Canadian He leave because he's been here so long. represents the Hawk meet. dynasties of the past, and people assumed he would lead the Hawk Because Tullio is the only wrestler Which 4 2 terms football teams of the immediate future at least. says something year from WL(J, he trains and travels with about change and how we all become so used to something — in this the University of Waterloo team.

— is not to case, to the winning football tradition that change easy 2 1 terms "The UW coaches are really good year accept. about it,"says Tullio, adding that the And what always comes with the unexpected is rumour. Since Waterloo players treat him like a Tuffy announced his resignation last week, I have heard countless member of their own team. he leave. rumours as to why decided to Some people I've talked to Before the current wrestling feel it was due to "inside politics." Tuffy was forced into resigning Election March 19 season began, Tullio found that because he wanted to improve both the facilities and the athletic there were not enough participants and the administration was against it. March 24 1984 program, they say. WL(J have to or interest at to a Laurier Then there was the rumour about Tuffy having misappropriated team. The lack of a WLU coach left funds, and, again, that he was forced to resign. After hearing both Tullio to find a coach on his own. these rumours I decided to find out the administration's opinion on Luckily, University of Waterloo Nominations Close (Tomorrow) the matter. coaches Patrick Rigg and Egan Bilor Dr. After talking to both Weir and Peter Venton ! was convinced have agreed to let Tullio train with March 2 1984 4:00 Friday p.m. that the scandals people were talking about were just emotional their team while allowing him to fact reactions to the situation. People were unwilling to accept the represent WLU at meets. that there is life beyond the grid iron at WLCI. After Tuffy's Transportation toand from meets illustrious career at Laurier, it's unfortunate that rumours of this is usually provided to Tullio at no

have surface that are left Information available sort to so people wondering. when the UW expense team rents a Laurier, York, Guelph and Western all have something in bus for its own travel. For the W.L.U.S.U. office in head in the common these days, as they are all the market for football Saskatchewan competition, coaches. It is not known for sure that the new WLG athletic director Tullio however, was required to pay will also be the new head football coach. the airfare out of his own pocket. He Promoting someone from within the university would probably is hopeful, however, that WLU will be the ideal situation for reasons: the individual would know many reimburse him for his travel

the school, know the staff and more than have been involved likely and has saved his expenses, receipt. in coaching the football team. Fewer waves would be caused in Chief Electoral Officer adjusting to a new coach if had already been on campus.

One possibility would be to promote Rich Newbrough who has

assistant been at the school for 15 years as Tuffy's on the football Women field (as defensive coach) and assistant athletic director. Tuffy

himself put his support behind Newbrough when he resigned.

Newbrough seems to be quite interested in the job and wants to curlers

continue on with the winning football tradition, himself a big believer in tradition. finish 3rd Of course, if the administration decided to look outside the

school, who can count out Darwin Semotiuk, athletic director at by Alison McLauchlan Western? After one year of coaching football and being athletic On the first weekend of Reading director there, Semotiuk is now just athletic director — and rumour Week the women's varsity curling has it that he wanted to continue doing both jobs. Now, wouldn't it team went to Guelph to compete in GOOD TIMES EMPORIUM be ironic if Tuffy's nemesis suddenly showed on Laurier's up the Ontario Women's Curling Finals. to for the position? Hmmm. doorstep apply The team finished third overall. INVITES YOU TO JOIN US IN OUR In their first game they defeated

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Six Hawks scoreboard CFL picks

Special to the Cord Hockey Semi-Finals Toronto 7 Guelph 2 Six members of the 1983-1984 (best of three) Toronto 13 Guelph 4 football team were selected CFL Laurier 8 Western 5 Toronto wins series by in 6 Laurier 3 teams last week's college draft Western OCIAA finals held in Toronto. Western 3 Laurier 2 Western vs Toronto wins series The top Laurier draft choice was Western March 2-4 kicker Roy Kurtz who finished

second in the CXJAA scoring race. Men's Volleyball Kurtz was selected as the 17th pick in OCIAA Final: Waterloo vs York Get Men's Basketball Experience... the second round by the British 11-15, 15-11, 15-6, 15-5 OCJAA Playoffs Columbia Lions. The 18th in Waterloo wins 3-1 player Semi-finals the same round was Hawk defensive Western 73, Brock 55 back Dave Lovegrove, who was Waterloo 74, McMaster 58 Student chosen by the Toronto Argonauts. York 95, Ottawa 77 Coach of the Tight end Dave Black was picked Final year by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers as Western 93, Waterloo 88 (3 OT) Career The OUAA West all-star volleyball the 25th player in the third round. Consolation team for 1983/84 consists of: (in The last Hawk selected in the draft Brock 91, McMaster 78 order of voting results) Villas Ozols was defensive end Joe Brouwers, the Advisor (Guelph), Bill Killean (Western), Paul 35th in the third round. League Championship pick Craven Pete Western at York (Waterloo), Curry Two Hawk players also signed

(Western), Owen Jones (Waterloo), as free March 1, 2:00 p.m. contracts agents. Running and Jim Cooke There (Waterloo). back Randy Rybansky signed a Applications now available in P.C.S. was a tie for OGAA west coach of the contract with the Argos. Kicker lan between Don Smith of Laurier Dunbar year signed with the Ottawa Deadline March 12 and Dave Husson of Waterloo. Rough Riders.

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