! O B S E R V E R Thursday, March 9, 1995* Vol. XXVI No. 103 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Faculty ND/SMC relations examined at forum tions, we hope that the students and Notre Dame students dis­ Mary’s because they were not to receive S t u d e n t s of the two colleges will be able cussed their relations. accepted into Notre Dame. to better understand and The groups were led by facili­ This influences Saint Mary’s respect the different living tators involved in the student women to feel like second-class t o d i s c u s s styles of each campus, ” said El- government of one of the citizens when visiting Notre awards Ganzouri. schools. Dame," said Mike Flood, a By SARA WOODEN stereotypes The president of the Notre The discussions in each of the junior in Zahm Hall. News Writer______Dame Student Body, David groups addressed the relations Suggestions to improve these By CAROLINE BLUM Hungeling, also expressed the between Saint Mary’s and relations involve initiating Five faculty members of News Writer______importance of maintaining good Notre Dame women. The con­ inter-hall sports involving the Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s student relations between the clusions found extreme stereo­ two campuses, developing “sis­ College have been selected by Continuing to better the rela­ two schools. types embedded in both groups ter dorms ” between the cam­ the Lilly Endowment to receive tionships between Saint Mary’s He explained that through of women. The cause of the puses of Saint Mary’s and Notre four of sixteen awards in its and Notre Dame students is a calling together the leaders and stereotypes was alleged to Dame, and insisting on the end Summer Stipend program. major issue because of the long students of the two campuses, result from the warnings which to the spreading of stereotypes Professors Susan Duff and tradition between the schools, the future and present leaders Freshmen Orientation leaders during Orientation. Doris Watt of Saint Mary’s a c c o rd in g to S a in t M ary ’s will be able to hear from the fixate in the freshmen’s brains The conflict between rela­ were the recipients of one Student Body President Noha students and work to better right off the bat. These stereo­ tions is not strictly between the award, as was their colleague El-Ganzouri, who spoke at a their relationships with each types supply Saint Mary’s stu­ women of the two colleges, David Stefancic. Professors forum last night in Haggar other. dents with feelings of inferiori­ however. Rafael Tenorio and Jeanne Parlor at Saint Mary’s. The next part of the forum ty. “I have heard much worse “Through a forum on Notre involved dividing into small “The biggest misconception comments about Saint Mary’s Dame and Saint Mary’s rela­ groups. In the small groups, a about Saint Mary’s women is see FACULTY/ page 4 combination of Saint Mary’s that they are only at Saint see ND/SM C/ page 4 Committee addresses tolerance, awareness By HEATHER TOMLINSON According to Rucavado, how­ News Writer ever, there has already been much support shown for the The formation of a Toler­ committee by students and fac­ ance/Awareness Committee ulty alike. He also said the (TAG) to serve the Notre Dame Center for Social Concerns and and Saint Mary’s community groups affiliated with the cen­ was discussed at an organiza­ ter have been very supportive tional meeting last night in the as well. basement of the LaFortune TAG hopes to facilitate fur­ Student Center. ther support and communica­ TAG co-chairs, Gina tion on Notre Dame and Saint Rucavado and Chris Pagen, Mary’s campuses with an e- believe that Notre Dame and mail system through which Saint Mary’s lack an “all-inclu­ anyone interested may obtain sive tolerance group." They information about a variety of hope that TAG will be just such campus events. a group by acting as a “bridge Upcoming TAG events will in­ and a communication network clude the distribution of gray between the social concerns ribbons for students to wear, groups" at the schools. The signifying individual expression committee’s major goal is an of tolerance, in addition to a increased sense of community “diversity festival” supported at Notre Dame and Saint by Pax Christi and Amnesty Mary’s through tolerance, International with food and live awareness, and communica­ bands. Pagen said that the tion. Pagen and Rucavado feel group believes it can help to that the key to building such a alleviate “ignorance and quiet The Observer/Brandon Candura community is visible support. acceptance of" intolerance and New medical complications “A lot of support is invisible,” exclusion of groups at Notre said Rucavado. “Silence," Dame and Saint Mary’s. Dr. Gary Mitchell, a South Bend physician, discussed the new moral dilemmas that physicians mustadded Pagen, “isn’t really sup­ “The committee, ” Pagen said, face, including passive and active euthanasia. See story, page 3. port at all." “is very hopeful." Catholic colleges divided on gay recognition Editor's Note: This is the third tioned homosexual groups on garding GLND/SMC ignited an Rainbow Alliance, in 1991. The installment of a four-part seriesseveral occasions. ongoing dispute on campus group was aided by members of examining the dilemma of being Other Catholic colleges do not Gay and which has made international the school’s administration in gay and Catholic. afford the groups official recog­ news. The University adminis­ seeking its official recognition nition, but do offer them at Catholic tration says that GLND/SMC’s status, according to Julie Saker, By LIZ FORAN least some priviliges of other purpose is not compatible with assistant vice president and di­ Associate News Editor______officially recognized organiza­ Part 3 of 4 the teaching of the Catholic rector of student life. tions. Boston College and Church or the mission of the Boston College holds a similar Catholic colleges and univer­ Georgetown University are colleges and universities do not University. In 1985, DePaul attitude regarding the gay and sities around the nation are di­ universities who have taken officially recognize or provide Univeristy became the first lesbian group on campus, al­ vided in their response to gay this route. gay and lesbian student groups Catholic university to officially though by choice. “We’ve esen- and lesbian groups on campus, Georgetown University, how­ with recognition or priviliges, recognize a gay and lesbian tially done what Georgetown some even lacking the existence ever, was forced into granting but allow student support student group, according to has been legally required to do, of this type of group. its campus homosexual group groups to meet through their Peggy Clark, director of student not because we were legally Several Catholic schools offi­ the same rights and privilges as campus ministy functions. life. required to do it but because cially recognize gay and lesbian other campus organization Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s “They’re registered like any we thought it was the morally groups on campus, and they through the existence of the appear to be alone in their de­ other group," she said. “The right thing to do," said Robert are accorded the same rights Human Rights Act. Students cision not to officially recognize university’s stance on this Sherwood, dean of student de­ and privilges as other campus took the university to court in the gay and lesbian student group is that while the church velopment at Boston College. groups. Among these are De- the 1980s, and the Washington group on campus or to afford it does not support homosexual Other Catholic schools report Paul University and Loyola Uni­ Court of Appeals decided that any rights or priviliges of other activity, we believe the univer­ having no gay and lesbian versity, both in Illinois. Saint the university must provide gay groups, including meeting in sity does support homosexual group on campus. Included John’s University, Saint Louis and lesbian groups with the University facilities, advertising people." among these are St. John’s University and Santa Clara Uni­ same “tangible benefits” re­ in University or campus publi­ St. Louis University, a University, Regis University and versity do so as well. ceived by all other university cations, or receiving any fund­ Catholic school of 11,700, Duquesne University. Universities administered by groups. ing from the school. granted recognition to their gay The South Bend Tribune con­ the Society of Jesus have sanc­ And several other Catholic The University’s action re­ and lesbian student group, the tributed to this report. page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Thursday, March 9, 1995 m INSIDE COLUMN WORLD AT A GLANCE To all Two US diplomats killed in Pakistan, one wounded KARACHI, Pakistan gets for a host of violence-prone ele­ ments in chaotic Karachi, including The white Toyota van carrying Russla TAJIKISTAN Prank call employees to the U.S. Consulate halted drug barons, Muslim radicals and ter­ in the heavy morning traffic at a red rorists seeking revenge for last month’s 'V' light. A yellow Suzuki taxi also extradition of the man accused of mas­ recipients... stopped, and two men with AK-47s terminding the World Trade Center leaped out. PAKISTAN bombing in New York. Sunday morning, still The gunmen methodically sprayed Americans who work at the con­ groggy from an overrun the van with bullets, firing first into the 01 sulate, already under a heightened cold and, in search of the front windshield, then into the back. AFGHANISTAN Islamabad security because of almost daily gun kleenex box, I answered When they sped away, two battles in the city, were advised the ringing telephone. Americans were dead or dying in the Two U.S. govt, Wednesday to stay home for safety. An unfamiliar male voice PAKISTAN van’s blood-drenched, blue-grey interi­ workers killed, The attack couldn’t have come at a wished me good morning or. A third was seriously hurt. one injured in worse time for Ms. Bhutto, who is try­ and asked if I would No one claimed responsibility for a m b u s h ing to rekindle the close relations mind answering a few Wednesday’s attack, which Prime Pakistan had with Washington when it questions for a survey . Carolyn Wilkens Minister Benazir Bhutto called “part of was funneling aid to Muslim guerrillas Without thinking, I Viewpoint Copy a well-planned campaign of terror­ ND A in Afghanistan in the 1980s. answered yes, then L ,. ism.” Nor was the motive clear. Ms. Bhutto plans to visit Washington realized that he hadn’t ______Karachi President Clinton called it a “cow­ next month. Before that, Hillary identified himself. ardly act. ” The FBI sent an anti-terror­ 200 mites Rodham Clinton is to visit Pakistan — “I work for the Homer Project for the ism team to Pakistan to help investi­ although not Karachi — as part of an greater Chicago area. We are conducting sur­ gate. 200 kd> Arabian Sea Asian tour. The White House said her veys to help kids stop having kids,” he said Americans are seen as potential tar- AP/Alex Sibirny trip would not be affected. and then smoothly moved onto simple ques­ tions about today’s American family. I answered him absentmindedly as I looked Suicide suspected in death by lions Taco Bell sued for alleged tainted food around the room for a tissue. Then, quite suddenly, the stranger’s ques­ WASHINGTON TERRE HAUTE, Ind. tions took a more explicit turn. Frankly I The woman found dead inside the lions’ pen at the A Terre Haute couple stricken last year with hepatitis A wasn’t in the mood to hear about this National Zoo over the weekend committed suicide, the is suing Taco Bell Corp., alleging they contracted the dis­ stranger’s genital size, and, in darned annoy­ medical examiner ruled. Margaret Davis King, 36, of ease from eating tainted food. Amy Shell, 28, says she ance, I slammed down the phone. Little Rock, Ark., died of massive blood loss after being was afflicted so severely she had to have her gallbladder It was then that I realized that I should have mauled by one or both of the lions housed in the pen, Dr. removed. The Shells were two of 14 cases of hepatitis A listened to my grandmother. She hated prank Joye Carter, chief medical examiner for the District of in Vigo County reported by county health department callers with a passion, and wasn’t content to Columbia, said Tuesday. King’s mutilated body was dis­ officials last July. Twelve of the 14 people reported eat­ stand by and let them get the best of her. So covered early Saturday morning by a zoo keeper. She ing at a Taco Bell at 3132 Wabash Ave. in Terre Haute, she had a planned counter-attack, a gem of was not identified until Monday because parts of her and the other two had family members who ate there, an idea, that came in the shape of a small sil­ arms had been chewed away and fingerprinting was according to an Indiana State Department of Health ver whistle. Grandma kept this whistle in the impossible, Carter said. She could not determine how report. The customers fell sick between May 1 and June top dresser drawer next to the phone so that, long the victim suffered before succumbing to her 4, and the cases were reported to the county health day or night, she would be ready for those injuries, but “it was certainly a death that occurred over department in June 1994 by physicians and hospitals. “smart-aleck whipper-snappers. ” several minutes, ” Carter said. Records show the victim Blood tests given to Taco Bell employees last June turned Imagine the drama of it, if you will. The had a history of mental health problems. The outdoor up a worker who showed positive for hepatitis A.In their phone rings and Grandma answers noncha­ lions’ pen is separated from the public viewing area by a suit, they are alleging negligent food preparation. lantly. The gravelly voice at the other end of 3 1/2-foot wall that drops nine feet into a water-filled Hepatitis A can be contracted from fecal contamination the wire rasps away with enough crude moat. Carter said it appeared King jumped over the wall. of food by an employee who fails to wash his hands after remarks to send the prankster to deepfreeze a trip to the bathroom, health experts say. hell, free of charge. But she’s ready for this obnoxious creep. Quicker than a cowboy at a showdown, Grandma whips open the drawer, House passes limit on stock lawsuits Limiting lawsuits flips out the whistle into her waiting palm, WASHINGTON Key points of the Republican package of bills and fires away into the receiver. to change the nation’s legal system Culminating a five-year effort, the House passed major SHHHHHRRRRRRRRnilllllEEEEEEEE!!! ATTORNEY ACCOUNTABILITY ACT changes to federal securities laws Wednesday aimed at Good-bye prank-call addiction. Hello blastout r W H B W * Parties who refuse a settlement offer and get less through a trial eardrum . restricting fraud lawsuits filed by shareholders. would be required to pay the other side's legal tees This “loser pays' The bill, the “Securities Litigation Reform Act,” passed ^ 1 rule would apply to slate claims filed in federal court involving parties I don’t doubt that Grandma and her trusty ■ from different states. whistle reformed many a hopeless PGA by a strong 325-99 margin after eight hours of debate ■ Losing parties would pay no more than they spent on their own (prank-calling addict). At first glance, this that stretched over two days. The margin exceed the “2Jattorneys. Courts could limit ht legal fee awards. scrap of indented metal may not have looked votes necessary to override a presidential veto, which has ■ Saenhho opinions barred unless "scientifically valid and reliable." like much, but it had the sounding impact of a been hinted by the White House. * Sanctions would be applied against lawyers who file frivolous lawsuits. thousand sharpened fingernails clawdrawn in House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., called the margin astonishing, “given all the resources of the trial lawyers SECURITIES LITIGATION REFORM ACT ragged succession across a shrieking black­ # Losing parties who file frivolous lawsuits would pay winner's fees. board. (opposing the bill).” Liberal Democrats, joining consumer groups in claim­ I Defines "reckless conduct" by executives. To be fair, gentler ways of dealing with ■ Investors must specify misconduct when they allege fraud. prank callers do exist. Take the story of a ing that the bill damages investors’ rights, tried to dilute it with six amendments, all handily defeated. Two ■ The instances in which companies defraud the entire market woman, a deeply religious lady, who | would be written Into taw. answered the phone one evening to hear the amendments proposed by moderate Democrats were polluted profanity of a scratchy-voiced adoles­ approved by a voice vote. COMMON SENSE LEGAL STANDARDS REFORM ACT cent. Politely, the woman waited until the The securities litigation reform bill is one of three ■ Limits punitive damages awarded in most state and federal civil lawsuits, not just product liability suits. caller had paused from his stream of insults “Contract With America” measures that would make far- reaching changes in the nation’s civil legal system. ■ Punitive damages would only be awarded in cases where intention too take in a fresh supply of useless air. to cause harm Is proven. Critics contend the measure is a wish list for corporate Then, with the devout serenity of a saint, she ■ Business liability would be limited to a company's share of harm interests. suffered. Damages could be reduced if product is altered or misused, sweetly informed him, “You know God still barred if accident is caused by'by drug drug or oalcohol ra' ' abuse. ' ' loves you very much. In the name of Jesus Accountants and high technology firms contend they’re being hammered with an increasing number of securities ■ Would protect marmanufacturers from being sued (or damages more than 15 years alter Christ, I forgive you as well.” they made a product,duct, unless the product caused a chronic illness. fraud lawsuits, which can cost millions of dollars to Through the wire was only dazed silence; AP/Wm. J. Gastello then a sharp click, followed by the dial tone. resolve. We can assume that this prank caller was reformed as well. Lucky him, he got to keep his eardrum. INDIANA WEATHER NATIONAL WEATHER In all seriousness, prank calls are no fun, Thursday, March 9 and, as Grandma used to say, “a menace to Accu-Weather® forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The Accu-Weather® forecast for noon, Thursday, March 9. society.” She invested in a whistle to solve the MICH. problem. Someone else invested in God for 4 0 S Lines high tem perature zones for the day. the answer. I assume that there’s a whole S o u th B end 35_Ji 20s legion of people out there with their own cre­ 20s. ative ways of dealing with prank callers. |_Fort^Vayne|j3frJ More power to them for trying. 50s The views expressed in the Inside Column | Lafayette 37° | 30s are those of the author and not necessarily 60s those of The Observer. 7 0 s , | Indianapolisj 39° |

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Colum bus 37 18 Minneapolis 30 -1 St. Louis 46 21 Thursday, March 9, 1995 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS page 3 Doctors explore ethical questions of medicine By NICOLE SHILKOFSKI versity Medical Center in Indi­ tinctions between active and Mitchell said that “the bound­ In conclusion, Mitchell and News Writer anapolis. passive euthanasia. He said aries of moral behavior are Fromm agreed that the “law is Fromm has served as chair­ that involuntary, direct eu­ changing rapidly ” in our society no substitute for reason.” In The question of whether or person of the Memorial thanasia is vastly different from today. making an ethical decision, a not doctors should help Hospital Medical Ethics Com­ indirect euthanasia, the pri­ Both physicians agreed that physician must take into con­ patients die a “good death" was mittee for ten years. mary goal of which is to relieve a patient should be given sideration legal aspects, but explored last night by Dr. Gary pain and suffering, but has the autonomy in judging his or her must also assess the goals and Mitchell and Dr. Gary Fromm, Both speakers addressed the side effect of hastening a pa­ quality of life and in deciding decision-making capabilities of established members of the issues of advance directives, tient’s death. whether or not to continue liv­ the patient and their family, medical field. living wills, physician assisted He said that passive euthana­ ing with a terminal illness. they said. In order to do so, a Mitchell is a clinical professor suicide and euthanasia. sia was easiest to follow when But there is great potential medical care giver should have of medicine at the Indiana Uni­ Fromm elaborated on the dis­ coupled with an advanced di­ for abuse of this decision a close relationship with his or rective defined, which he process by both patients and her patients, and should em­ labeled as “directions for a physician. phasize the role of communica­ physician and a patient’s family tion within this relationship, as to what to do in the event Another ethical dilemma pre­ according to Mitchell and that the patient can not speak sented was this: Does a physi­ Fromm. The Observer for himself." cian have a duty to end human The lecture was part of the Due to the increased publicity suffering, even if it means tak­ Mini Medical School Series pre­ given to physicians like Dr. ing a life? Or is aiding a sented by the Indiana Uni­ Jack Kevorkian, and the patient to hasten death a pro­ versity School of Medicine and is now accepting applications for: advanced technology available fessional betrayal of a physi­ the South Bend Center for to health care providers, cian’s oath to heal? Medical Education. Accent Writers Rotary scholarship available Accent Music Critics By PEGGY LENCZEWSKI All scholars would be ex­ Dam e and S aint M ary’s s tu ­ News Writer pected to appear before Rotary dents would be excellent candi­ Club foundations in their host dates and would also be excel­ Accent Literary Critics Students in the Saint Mary's countries to spread amiable lent ambassadors.” and Notre Dame community feelings. 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course, “Game Theory in Dame students to want to come pants in the forum. Faculty Business.” Tenorio, who ND/SMC over to Saint Mary’s. “Guys just can’t pop over and already teaches “Strategic This complication is derived see us at Saint Mary’s, and then continued from page 1 Decision Making,” stated that continued from page 1 from Saint Mary’s inability to stop and see someone else. “most top business programs in broadcast events at Notre They’re required to be escorted Kilde were the recipients from the country have courses like women from Notre Dame men Dame. at all times, which supplies Notre Dame. these.” than Notre Dame women,” said them with feelings that they are The winners receive $5,000 “We need something in this Flood. Jill Broemmel, the represen­ unwelcome," said Saint Mary’s to develop new courses for area of our curriculum if we The problems in relations tative from Saint Mary’s Board sophomore Emily Ruffner. their universities. want to remain competitive,” between Notre Dame men and of Governance, said, “Saint The forum ended with the At Notre Dame, faculty mem­ said Tenorio. Saint Mary’s women stem in Mary’s needs to inform the hope to discontinue the stereo­ bers were requested to submit Kilde will be developing a their social relationships. Most community of their great facili­ types and to begin greater a proposal which was then re­ course entitled, “Everyday Life of the men at Notre Dame only ties, such as Dalloway’s, Angela friendships between the men viewed by a committee from in Early America - Colonization interact with the women of Athletic Facility, or the cozy and women of Saint Mary’s and the Provost’s office, chaired by to the Civil W ar”. Saint Mary’s during the week­ library. We know what Notre Notre Dame. Isabel Charles. The office sub­ “It will be an intradiciplinary ends at parties or bars, making Dame has to offer us, but Notre mitted the chosen proposals to study of everyday life, how or­ their relations with each other Dame does not know what Some ideas included the Lilly Endowment, where they dinary people lived through the strictly social. Saint Mary’s has to offer them.” meeting of the class councils of competed with other proposals period, ” according to Kilde. The discussion of the alcohol each college every month, the from around the state for six­ Kilde, who already teaches The way to improve these policy at Saint Mary’s was also working together of women on teen awards. Nineteenth Century Cultural relations, participants in the addressed. Many students said major issues, and the discontin­ Duff and Watt of Saint Mary’s and Architectural History, said forum decided, is to incorpo­ that the reason for the absence uation of the spreading of will be developing a course she felt that this would “help to rate Notre Dame and Saint of Notre Dame students at Saint stereotypes. entitled, “Environmental round out the American studies Mary’s students in more per­ Mary’s on the weekends is the El-Ganzouri left the forum Science.” Watt said that her program .” sonal situations. The freshmen campus’s inability to throw with a reminder of the colleges’ current interests and work “We want to cover the colo­ classes of Notre Dame and parties. heritage. with the Biology Club are re­ nial period,” said Kilde. Her Saint Mary’s have both stepped Another factor harming rela­ “Notre Dame and Saint flected in the course topic. The course will be cross-listed in in this direction with their tions is the “jailhouse” that Mary’s have such a long history Biology Club recently adopted the History and Gender Studies recent “ND/SMC Ski Trip.” Notre Dame men feel they and tradition together, so why 16 acres of rain forest and who departments. Another popular issue enter into when visiting Saint should we sit and let that be hold a special display in the According to Lilly involved the desire for Notre Mary’s, according to partici­ abolished?” said El-Ganzouri. library entitled “The Rainforest Endowment Vice President in Your Living Room” Ralph Lundgren, “the “There are a lot of students Endowment recognizes that asking for environmental sci­ time constraints imposed on ence courses," according to faculty during the academic The Observer Watt. “I’m hoping that this will year may be overwhelming. help to lead the way” to more However, the opportunity to courses in this area, she said. develop a new course can be a Viewpoint is now accepting applications “State and Nation Building” valuable form of professional will be the title of the course renewal for faculty and can for the following paid positions: developed by Stefancic. provide fresh perspectives for Tenorio will develop the students.” Recycle the Observer Assistant Viewpoint Editor

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G O D ’S r a i n b o w tears, softly illumined by the glow of candles’ light, as they knelt in the quiet of the Grotto at night. " The falling rain dissolves into mist, and the thunder begins to die. As the sporadic lightning fades, an arch o f colors pours from ” the sky. For Vinny and his dear ones, a rainbow burst upon them— the powerful light and warmth of human love. Students at the airport, a Vinny Ferrari, a young man from Rochester, New York, came to Notre complimentary room at the Morris Inn, visits, jerseys, and signed Dame this past weekend. He had endured some mighty storms in the pictures from athletes, student tour guides, Bengal Bout tickets space of a few months. Gloom and grey descended upon him when his sacrificed by students, TV and newspaper interviews, friendly strangers doctor discovered the source of his severe migraines and falling grades: on campus stopping to talk, a cap and book signed by Coach Holtz, an inoperable brain tumor. When I received a phone call from his along with a private pep talk usually reserved for players. And on parish priest, he asked me if Fr. Malloy and Coach Holtz might fax Sunday, Vinny entered Notre Dame stadium for the first time, and Vinny some words of encouragement— anything sent by mail might found the rainbow’s gold. Dark grey skies and a fine mist shrouded the not reach him in time. stadium in an eery, almost magical aura as Vinny slowly walked across the field. He was handed a jar of gold dust, given him by a student His wish had been to attend the University of Notre Dame. This hope trainer, the kind used to paint the football helmets. Vinny could not was dashed once the x-rays were held up to the light and the tumor contain his excitement. discovered. Vinny went straight to Intensive Care, and almost did not Before going to the airport, we prayed, and tears of gratitude fell softly leave there. With radiation treatments, however, Vinny’s condition as each person was handed a little card entitled “God’s Rainbow.” It’s stabilized. A window of opportunity opened up, and his scoutmaster, closing lines read: “When you feel battered by life’s storms, and you are family, and friends secretly arranged a trip to Notre Dame for him. filled with doubt and dismay, just remember God’s rainbow is coming. When they finally told him last week that he was going to see Notre For its blessing you have only to pray.” Later, as his plane disappeared Dame, they had a hard time calming him down. into the clouds, I felt immense gratitude to God and to the people at Notre Dame. I thought of the words one student shared with me: “To Vinny came with his mother, father, and sister, and nine other friends. think that a few days here is a young man’s greatest wish, and I am here His first glimpse of the University came from the air, from a golden for four years. ” Vinny shared with us all a little light from God’s dome as brilliant in the sun as any rainbow. His second glimpse was in rainbow, and helped us see clearly so much that we take for granted in the bright faces of twenty students, earring pom poms and gifts, who life. I leave you with the simple words of gratitude that he had signed came to the airport to receive him. Vinny’s scoutmaster, overwhelmed for me on the back of the rainbow card: “Thank you very much. Love, by the sight, said to me, “Is this what Notre Dame is all about?” Vincent M. Ferrari. 3-6-95.” Fr. Pat Neary, C.S.C. Back at the Morris Inn, Vinny gave me a ribbon for my lapel with the colors of the rainbow. A symbol, he said, of the hope inspired by the ______SECOND SUNDAY OF LENT______trip. How appropriate, the rainbow being the sign of God’s promise W eekend Presiders a t Sacred H eart Basilica that he will guide us through any storm. Before me sat a group of Sat. Mar. 11 5:00 p.m. Rev. Robert Moss, C.S.C. people who had already weathered a mighty storm. I could see it in their faces. Sun. Mar. 12 10:00 a.m. Rev. Robert Moss, C.S.C. 11:45 a.m. Rev. Thomas Gaughan, C.S.C. I observed the faces of these visitors all weekend, expressions as varied as the the rainbow with its colors both dark and bright. Try as they might Scripture Readings fo r This C om ing Sunday to hide it, their faces betrayed the grief, despair, and dismay in their hearts, but gave way to excitement and unbelief when they met Notre Genesis 15:5-12,17-18 I Dame football and basketball players, had lunch with Fr. Malloy, and (actually sat in Coach Holtz’s office. I watched peace and calm come Etg&dlnimg Philippians 3:17-4:1 lover them as they sat in the Basilica, and beheld faces streaked with Luke 9:28-36 VIEWPOINT page 8 Thursday, March 9, 1995 THE OBSERVER N otre D ame O ffice: P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 631-7471 Sa int M ary 's O ffice: 309 Haggar, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 284-5365 1994-95 General Board Editor-in-Chief Jake Peters Managing Editor Business Manager John Lucas Joseph Riley

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As most of my readers know, I try to Where’s Urkel when I need him? he is a walking corpse, and there is Bob, against keep this column on lofty subjects. I 2. Bruce Springsteen’s Greatest Hits. still wearing sunglasses and rasping out stay above the fray. Squalid topics, like Youngsters today are fooled into think­ those ironic, wise, sagacious lyrics. the OJ trial or Republican politics, find ing that the mumbling, muscle-bound They wrote Bob off in the mid sixties, no home here. But there has been so goof whose moans and groans are col­ when he had already produced half a injustices much pop culture stuff demanding com­ lected on this new album has something dozen albums, each one more brilliant Dear Editor: mentary that I have decided to break to do with Bruce Springsteen. Listen, I than the last, and each with more mem­ This letter is in response to Mike with my usual densely-reasoned and went to Atlantic City High School in the orable songs than anybody else’s Perrone’s suggestion that students early 80s, and the advent of Bruce as a Greatest Hits. He came back with two who have come to Notre Dame buff pop-star was as unexpected and or three more, and disappeared again. "chose to relinquish certain privi­ unwelcome to us as it is natural to you. And then produced, in Blood on the leges in return for a Catholic educa­ The skinny, skeevy, romantic prodigy of T ra cks (1974) and D esire (1975) tion." Greetings From Asbury Park. NJand arguably his two best albums. And then Perrone criticizes the students Josh 0 The Wild. The Innocent, and The E- In fid e ls in 1983, and “Blind Willie who, in light of the current Street Shuffle was as real to me as McTell” a few years later, a dance on GLND/SMC affair, feel strongly that myself— if not more so. He was a fixed Bruce’s grave. And now “Dignity,” a the administration’s decision is Ozersky point in my moral universe, an out- multi-verse Dylan epic in the classic wrong. Since when is standing up landishly talented, preposterously vul­ style, just when everyone thought that for what you believe in wrong?” nerable, heroically honest elevation of Bob had croaked his last couplet. Perrone suggests that if people my simple male adolescent nature — a With all respect to Charlie Rice and don’t feel comfortable at Notre nature which, as I have hinted in the the American bishopric, these sort of Dame, they should search for a erudite defenses of Catholic orthodoxy, past, I still think my best self. Born to pop culture issues, and not any the- more liberal and accepting school. and address them in order. Run elevated that persona into Olympic We as students must change, not 1. Friends. My attention has been proportions, and Bruce’s next (and last) run away from, injustices in the sys­ directed to this show, and I have to say I album, Darkness on the Edge of Town. ut how much worse that tem. and we as Christians have an don’t like it one bit. I have a lot of took the same persona through a obligation to question the adminis­ reservations about this kind of Gen-X Garden State Gethsemane, emerging as Bthey inflict all these mind- tration when we believe that their dreck, but foremost among them is a a grimmer, wiser, still hopelessly boggling models to titillate my question that I shouldn’t even have to romantic Bruce. After that he was actions are wrong and detrimental infantile desires and torment my to the student body. When the uni­ ask: what's with all these hot chicks? spent. The song “The River” was the versity “denies certain freedoms to If it weren’t distracting enough having last Bruce moment. The whole decade babe-addled mind. I’m only a certain people," the Notre Dame all this eye candy on Melrose Place and chronicled on the recent “Greatest Hits” man, dammit! Don’t be screw­ family, acting out of compassion and Models, Inc., now they have to invade album is the work of a golem, a ghost, respect for all people, must not tol­ prime-time comedies? I think I speak an automaton, a John Cafferty ing around with my sitcoms. I erate such discrimination. for most 18-to-3 5 males when I say that impersonator, a body-snatcher. I weep want weird, unattractive people I Mr. Perrone. I urge you to let go of supermodels and centerfold types are at the loss. And how typical that your ignorance and to listen to the about as funny to me as cancer. Make Courteney Cox, the most frighteningly can feel superior to!’ voices of change that are calling for no mistake: I would hate the show any­ beautiful of all the starlets on Friends, a more accepting and a more way, with its formulaic I Love Lucy plots should have begun her career at the diverse (and yet Catholic) Notre and mechanically inserted TV-trivia ref­ moment — the Dancing in the Dark ological abstractions, are the guiding Dame culture. Speaking out against erences. (It’s good to know that obese, video — when Bruce first sold his soul. stars of my life. Portis, Nabokov, Frank injustice doesn’t weaken Notre elderly TV producers now know about 3. There’s only one Bob.Luckily, the Sinatra, Bob, Neil Young, the early Dame; rather, it unifies and aspect of my life, so they can ruin it too. great triumvirate of rock music still Bruce, Reservoir Dogs, Olivier in strengthens an effort to bring every­ But I don’t blame Quentin! They were endures. Jerry Garcia is on tour, Neil Richard III, DeNiro in The King of one together to fight for a common bound to catch on sooner or later.) But Young just produced another fine Comedy, Brando in anything — that’s cause. Isn’t resisting intolerance how much worse that they inflict all album, and Bob Dylan has just coughed what keeps me going from day to day. part of what being Christian is all these mind-boggling models to titillate up yet another deathless, inimitable I know that’s nothing to boast about, about anyway? my infantile desires and torment my lyric. Sometimes I lay awake in bed and but what can I tell you? KATRINA WORMAN babe-addled mind. I’m only a man, think to myself, over and over, “there’s Senior dammit! Don’t be screwing around with only one Bob.” Bruce was hailed, like Josh Ozersky is a graduate student in Pangborn Hall my sitcoms. I want weird, unattractive so-many others, as “the New Dylan” in history. His e-mail address is people I can feel superior to! 1973, almost eighteen years ago. Today joshua. a.ozersky. 1 @nd. edu

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—A lexander Ham ilton Thursday, March 9, 1995 page 9 ■ Music Critic CMJ College Cuts Melting Hopefuls beam in from outer space Top 20

This Last Artist/Title Week W eek 1 1 Stone Roses “Love Spreads” 2 3 “Bright Yellow Gun” 3 - PJ Harvey “Down By The Water” 4 2 Bush “Everything Zen” 5 5 Bettie Serveert “Ray, Ray, Ray” 6 8 Wolfgang Press “Going South” 7 - Quicksand “Delusional”

Photo courtesy of Kevin Monko/ BigPop Records 8 9 Ass Ponys By ROB ADAMS harmonies prove to be a pleasant surprise. Although “Little Bastard” Music Critic ______she sounds like she is chewing on caramel toffee during 9 4 Belly the entire time she is singing, she pulls it off with child­ like grace. “Now They’ll Sleep” (out of five) “Pulling an Allnighter on Myself” begins, “1 went up 10 11 Simple Minds Melting Hopefuls— Space Flyer to his apartment/He never showed up at the park/There “She’s A River” he was/Alone in the dark/Sitting on his hardwood - floorAVith his pants down to his knees...” The lyrics tell 11 Fossil n today’s rock world, a new band’s directory of “Moon” influences can be as feared as it is revered, serving the story of a girl who gets stood-up because her date as either a testament to a lack of originality or as a would rather stay at home and express his love for 12 R Live Iwondrous combination of great music past and present. himself. Melting Hopefuls’ most celebrated song for “Lightning Crashes” obvious reasons, “Pulling an Allnighter on Myself” uti­ Throughout their short half-decade history, Belleville, 13 20 Rage Against The New Jersey’s Melting Hopefuls’ comparisons have run lizes soaring guitar licks, thick, distorted bass and the gauntlet from Throwing Muses to Smashing LuBoe’s heartbroken, conversational vocals. As the Machine Pumpkins to The Go-Go’s. song comes to a close, LuBoe’s vocal moans meander “Year of the Boomerang” The three-women, two-men outfit is led by breathlessly through the background. 14 14 Pearl Jam singer/songwriter Renee LuBoe, whose gorgeous whine An acoustic guitar is hushed by battling feedback as ranges from biting and cynical to hopeful and timid. In the song “Mouth ” begins. Eventually, the quick-paced “Better Man” the meantime, Melting Hopefuls’ music takes its cue tempo of the song takes over. The ever-changing beat 15 7 Dink from those vocals and travels north, south, east and of the song proves to be very effective as it magnifies the grief of a worried mate. When LuBoe yelps “I’m “Green Mind” west of Power-Pop City. 16 15 R.E.M. Drummer Ray Ketchem and guitarist Max Siebel starting to sound like my mother,” it’s hard to decide started the band and auditioned 43 different singers whether to feel sorry for her or welcome her to woman­ “Bang and Blame” before they found LuBoe, who has proven to be well- hood. 17 13 Siouxsie & the Banshees “Hanging” features only LuBoe and an acoustic gui­ worth the wait. Despite her sometimes waif-like voice, “O Baby” this woman is no fairy. During a show in Hoboken, tar resulting in a superb ballad. It expresses a slight New Jersey, LuBoe became enraged with a particular yet uncanny resemblance to Lenny Kravitz’s “Sister.” 18 6 Portishead member of the audience who would not stop taunting Imagining late Replacements rock combined with “Sour Times” her. “It was either be bothered by him or hit him, ” Andrea’s Darling Buds vocals as well as the vocal 19 18 Oasis LuBoe says, “so I hit him.” melodies of Buffalo Tom is the sanest way to describe Melting Hopefuls debut, Space Flyer, expresses a the insane “Coming,” a song about someone facing a “Live Forever” wide array of emotions and music with the ease of problem head on and going forward with life. 20 12 Green Day established veterans. Their sweet and tangy music Sometimes it is impossible to classify a band without “When I Come Around” captures a raw and edgy feel even though Ketchem’s listing influences or similarities, and it seems as if production is polished and nearly flawless. Melting Hopefuls are one of those bands. It is definitely not a testament to their unoriginality, however, as their The initial feedback with which the album begins Source College Music Journal moves from soft and serene right into the rough feel of sound is as fresh and squeaky clean as a brand new “Gondola. ” Against this backdrop, LuBoe’s beautiful automobile. Rob Adam's Music Reviews appear every Thursday.

C ybersurf Welcome Home: The IMotre Dame Personal Home Pages By AARON (always a party) and a sample of the to see existing home pages, you are pieces to be used as clickable “execu­ V1LLARUZ touching Mariah Carey ballad probably smart enough to create your tion spots” on the page (page viewers Accent Writer “Dreamlover.” own. There is an extensive Help File need only click on the text to execute a Mark Kane’s page features a link to located in the Personal Hompages task). It is this feature which gives ext tim e the La Jolla Surfing Home Pages (access Browser on the Notre Dame Web which “Hyper Text” its name. y o u to surf conditions and pictures of the describes in detail everything you need After all this is set up, the files must Nlaunch biggest kahunas you ever did see) and a to know to get started. be stored on the user’s APS space. All of Netscape, make picture browser of his family and The home page is basically a set of us here at the University of Notre Dame your way over to friends. code in a language that can be recog­ have our own little space on the Andrew the Notre Dame Cruise over to Andrew Caspersen’s nized by programs such as Netscape. File Server, and it is here that we can Home Page and check out all those page and you can get to the Notre Dame This language, known as HTML (Hyper place our files, pictures, text and tidbits Personal Home Pages. See all those Football Web, the legendary Yahoo Text Markup Language), is fairly simple for all the world to see. names? These are the ranks of the cut­ Server, and his favorite Beer Page, ded­ to learn, and provides instructions for Then, after informing the Powers ting edge elite who have carved out icated to the praise and recognition of the interface programs (i.e. Netscape, That Be that you have put this all to­ their own little spot on the World Wide the yummiest beverage around. Mosaic) which display text, size and gether (through an executable found on Web. Dozens have jumped on the band­ The Notre Dame Band has it’s own stylize the text, load in pictures, link to the Personal Home Pages page) and wagon, and maybe your time is now. home page, which features sounds and other documents, and do almost any­ after changing some access privileges Your own personal home pages can pictures of the illustrious Band of the thing else you would want your home on your space, you are ready to go. contain almost anything and nearly Fighting Irish, a written history of the page to do. Once you get the hang of it, There it is. Give it a try. It’s fun to tell everything. Pictures, sounds, text, links band, and links to the home pages of HTML is a cake walk, and with a little your friends that you have scanned in to other pages, files that people can the Notre Dame Band Sections. It seems time invested in some coding, you can embarrassing pictures of them and that download, even animated movies of the Saxists and the Trumpeters are have a decent page up and running in anyone in the world can see them. yourself dancing a jig. especially enthusiastic about this whole no time. Besides, potential employers love to A sampler: Joern Meissner includes Internet thing, as they each maintain The Page Making Process, in essence, hear, “Why, if you have Internet access, pictures of his hometown, his favorite their own separate sites on the Web. is three fold. First, the pictures, sounds, I could refer you to my on-line resume sights in Vancouver, and pictures of his Even the Knights of Columbus have and other knick-knacks you want fea­ located on my World Wide Web Site at homemade cakes (free advertising!). their own home page. tured in your page are recorded, the following address ...” Being impres­ Kevin Chee put up an enormous picture One may ask, “How do. I, the common scanned, or whatever it takes for it to sive has never been easier. of a beach in Hawaii, a link to the user, produce and maintain my own be in a computer-usable form. Next, the Aaron Villaruz is a computer geek Computer Science and Engineering home page?” The answer is simple. If text for the page is entered and convert­ wanna-be and maintains his own Home Functional Programming Home Page you are smart enough to use Netscape ed to HTML format. HTML allows text page athttp://www.nd.edu/~avillaru . page 10 The Observer • SPORTS Thursday, March 9, 1995

NFL NFL may deny Rams’ Buccaneers lure Harper Associated Press ______player on the Bucs. Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman move to St. Louis “A few people said Why are in the Cowboys’ offense. In four TAMPA, Fla. you going to Tampa Bay?’” seasons in Dallas, he caught month and may ask the By R.B. FALLSTROM The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Harper said at news conference 124 passes for 2,486 yards and Associated Press ______league for a rebate. signed wide receiver Alvin announcing the deal. “That’s 18 touchdowns. “It did not get that specif­ Harper on Wednesday, snag­ fine. I can bring something to “Hopefully, I can be the focal Seven years ago, NFL own­ ic,” Browne said. “You could ging the biggest free agent this team. Then when we start point,” Harper said. "They ers quickly gave their read between the lines.” catch so far this year with a winning, it will special.” have a lot of good young re­ approval to Bill Bidwill when Rams president John Shaw four-year deal worth a report­ Money was apparently not ceivers. I think we are going to declined comment, but he wanted to move the ed $2.5 million a season. the only issue in the deal. In have a great group and get a spokesman Rick Smith said Cardinals to Phoenix. Harper, who repeatedly has addition to Harper’s desire to lot done.” the team wasn’t surprised by Getting the OK for the Rams said he wanted to play near his play close to his hometown, the Despite the prospect of leav­ to move from Los Angeles to anything Browne had to say. hometown of Frostproof, also Bucs have running backs coach ing the two-time Super Bowl St. Louis at next week’s NFL “I think our people have felt considered offers from the Kippy Brown, who recruited champion Cowboys to join a along we’d get the vote,” owners meetings will be more Arizona Cardinals, Washington him to the University of franchise that has lost 10 or difficult. Smith said. “We’re prepared Redskins and New York Jets. Tennessee. more games for 12 straight In addition to the idea of for any eventuality.” The deal includes a signing Harper, who earned seasons, Harper said in a visit abandoning the nation’s No. 2 bonus of at least $3 million and $868,000 last year, played in Feb. 21 that he liked the idea of TV market for the 18th, the The Rams, who made their makes Harper the highest-paid the shadows of Michael Irvin, playing for the Bucs. league also has to deal with plans official in January, have concerns from Los Angeles’ been in Southern California remaining team. for 49 years. Last month, Raiders owner A1 Davis has when Rams owner Georgia complained that the L A. Frontiere updated owners on Coliseum is not a suitable the move, some teams repre­ senting the league’s old Bowe planning Tyson fight venue, and the NFL is so de­ termined not to leave guard, including Pittsburgh By ED SCHUYLER JR. ing right out of the box and Saturday night at the MGM Southern California altogether Steelers president Dan fighting Bowe. Or, he can take Grand Garden and go on to a it has discussed building a Rooney, were dubious. Associated Press ______some fights against tomato cans June fight against Jorge Luis new stadium. A proposed change in voting and risk looking less than awe­ Gonzalez, a Cuban fighting out “It’s one issue if there are bylaws could ease the LAS VEGAS some and having the bloom of Las Vegas. two team s in the Los Angeles process, however. The San Riddick Bowe says he isn’t come off.” Another future opponent for area, ” league spokesman Joe Francisco 49ers want to looking past Herbie Hide, but Bowe, however, feels Tyson Bowe could be Evander Browne said Wednesday. “It’s reduce the requirement for there’s no question he is look­ should have a tuneup or two, Holyfield, from whom Bowe a different issue if there’s only passage on major issues from ing forward to seeing Mike since in June it will be four won the undisputed title. one team. Frankly, zero three-fourths of the 30 own­ Tyson. years since Tyson last fought. Holyfield won the rematch. teams in Los Angeles would ers, or 23, to 70 percent, or And, to fighting him. Bowe also thought Tyson Then, of course, there’s probably have to be unaccept­ 21 votes. Bowe plans to visit Tyson at should take a couple of months Tyson. able." The 49ers’ proposal is unre­ the Indiana Youth Center at lated to the Rams’ situation Plainfield, Ind., Monday. Tyson and just relax. Newman said he has talked “Certain fights are meant to with a group of pay-per-view Browne said the Cardinals’ but is being raised simply is scheduled to be released be,” Newman said. "A Bowe- exhibitors who have guaran­ move to Phoenix, made seven because it’s so easy for a from the prison, where he is Tyson fight is going to happen.” teed 2 million homes for a years ago during meetings small group of owners to serving a sentence for rape, on "I’m just taking it all in Bowe-Tyson fight, with $35 of also held in Phoenix, was a block any measure. March 25. stride,” said the 27-year-old each sale going to the promo­ different scenario because the Browne said the voting re­ Accompanying Bowe will be Bowe, a former undisputed tion. The pay-per-view would TV markets are similar. quirement could be changed Rock Newman, his manager. heavyweight champion. “Right be priced at from $69 to $79, Phoenix is the No. 20 televi­ before a vote is taken on the “I think Mike should be made now, the important fight for me according to Newman. sion market. Rams’ move and the sale of aware of what is available for is Herbie Hide.” He also said the fight might The Fox television network, the Tampa Bay Bucs to him,” Newman said Bowe is a big favorite to win be shown on closed-circuit TV, which has three years left on Malcolm Glazer, the other Wednesday. "The dilemma the WBO title from the un­ with a delayed pay-per-view its four-year deal with the major issue to be discussed at Tyson faces is that he can make beaten Hide, of Britain, telecast at $29. NFL, objected to the move last the meetings starting Monday. $55 million or $60 million com­

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■ B a s e b a l l ■ C ollege B a sk etb a ll Baseball promoting Devil unflappable worship in Tampa Bay By BETH HARRIS the atmosphere in Freedom wouldn’t be able to hear him Hall — jammed with a record over the noise, anyway.“We By PAT LEISNER to be awarded to Phoenix Suns crowd of 19,872 — to a second came right back down and ran Associated Press owner Jerry Colangelo. They LOS ANGELES or third-round tournament a play, got the ball to Ed would be the Arizona If the regular season is just a game. O’Bannon and he got fouled,” TAMPA, Fla. Diamondbacks, named for a dress rehearsal for the NCAA The Cardinals got within Harrick said. “The next three Overjoyed at the prospect of desert rattlesnake. tournament, then top-ranked four points of the Bruins late out of four possessions our landing a major league base­ “I think it will help to have a UCLA is looking unflappable in the game before UCLA defense got them to turn it ball team, fans in Tampa Bay Southwestern flair,” said Scott for the biggest show in college pulled away for a 91-73 victo­ over. Our players really dug are outraged at the proposed Blanford, the director of mer­ basketball. ry, its 11th straight triumph. down and I was glad to see nickname — the Devil Rays. chandising for the Suns. The Bruins (23-2, 14-2 Pac- “When they made their run that I didn’t have to call time “Devil? It just puts in your “That’s why the All-Star Game 10) sampled the kind of pres­ at the end of the game, I out and settle them down. mind that it’s no fun,” Tampa logo was so popular, it had sure, excitement and noise thought about calling time out, “I wanted them to make the resident Dan Sampson said that Southwestern flair. People that surround tournament (but) I said, T want to watch adjustments and not the coach. Wednesday. “It sounds satanic will identify with it. That’s the games when they played at my team under pressure,’’’ They’ve got to do it them­ or something.” Arizona baseball team because Louisville last Sunday. Harrick said. selves. That's the way it’s On the eve of an owners’ it looks Southwestern.” Coach Jim Harrick compared He knew the players going to be down the stretch.” meeting likely to award one of two expansion franchises to the area, fans- were in a fury about naming the club for a E a till e Kii uM y e n sinister looking fish with a L e g a l A ssista n ts n e e d e d horned-shaped mouth. SMC class o f‘96 “Team name Rayses a for proposing revisions to ruckus,” said the headline in From: The Tampa Tribune. Killamey, London, and Long Beach Du Lac . A sign pictured in the St. The whole family joins togther to extend Petersburg Times chided own­ ership leader Vince Naimoli for Congratulations and Best Wishes Open to all persons his apparent choice. “Devil Rays? Terrible Name. Come On on your Vince. We Can Do Better," interested in assisting the read a sign in front of a local 1 21st Birthday business. Legal Department Committee In a call-in poll by Tampa television station WTVT, 98 M arch 9,1995 in proposing changes to Du Lac . percent sounded a resounding with special love from no to the proposed name. The count was 1,300 against and Mom, Dad, Charles, Auntie Peggy and Maggi only 26 for by noon on I f i n t e r e s t e d , c a l l Wednesday. •* There have been no such complaints about the likely Dave Horan at 1-6283. nickname of the team expected

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M WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Continuing the domination By THOMAS SCHLIDT Sports Writer

There is no turning back. This is the last chance they will get and they are confident. In the seven seasons since joining the Midwestern Collegiate Conference, the Notre Dame women’s basket­ ball team has won four regular season titles and five confer­ ence tournament champi­ onships. The only year they did not win the MCC tournament was at the end of the 1992-93 season. Tonight the number one seed Irish (18-8, 15-1) will take the first step towards their sixth tournament championship The Observer/Eric Ruethling Although Beth Morgan has only played 18 minutes in the past five when they battle the eighth games and has been limited in practice, the Irish expect her to play seed Musketeers of Xavier at tonight. 5:30 p.m. in DeKalb, Illinois. With this being the last sea­ Carey Poor said. “We want to son for the Irish in the MCC show th e MCC th a t w e ’re a before joining the Big East, it level above them.” will be the last time they get to QUARTERFINAL MATCHUP dominate their MCC foes. This confidence is justly de­ Notre Dame vs Xavier “This team is very confident served. The Irish have won all DeKalb, Illinois at 5:30 p.m. but one conference game this going in,” sophomore forward TOURNAMENT OUTLOOK Beth Morgan said. “We should season and their one loss came This will b e th e third m eeting this dominate the conference tour­ against a team they had de­ season for the Irish and Musketeers (14-13, 7-9 MCC). The Irish took nament. We’re the best in MCC feated by 22 points earlier in the first two gam es easily against the season. an out manned Musketeer squad. and we want to leave the Look for the Irish to continue the impression that we’re the When the Irish face the trend and advance in the tournament behind a balanced best.” Musketeers it will be for the attack. T h e w inner will face th e The Observer/Eric Ruethling winner of the Northern Illinois vs. “We want to win going out (of third time this season. In the Wisconsin- Green Bay game. The One of the more interesting match-ups tonight will face Irish forward Irish could face Butler in the finals. Carey Poor against a former high school teammate. the MCC),” junior forward see MCC / page 13

N MEN'S BASKETBALL Looking for an invitation excitement, and every team, performances to enhance their Irish would rank whether conference leader or case for post-season play. doormat, knows that a string The Friars are the most dan­ among bottom of victories will extend its sea­ gerous squad coming into the son. tournament. Coming off two four seeds Previous Big East history upset wins over No. 6 UConn By TIM SEYMOUR supports this claim. Last sea­ (72-70) and No. 13 ‘Nova (71- Associate Sports Editor son, the fourth seeded 70), Providence will need a big Providence Friars, at best a effort from all-Big East first March Madness. An epidem­ “bubble” team for the Big team forward Eric Williams to ic that sweeps college campus­ Dance, rode senior leadership defend its title. es as diverse as Gonzaga to the tournament title and a The top seeds also have University and North Carolina berth in the NCAAs. much on the line, as their posi­ - Chapel Hill. This year’s tournament has tioning in the NCAAs depends Amidst this mania, the Notre the potential to be much the on their performance in this Dame men's basketball team same. It will be the last one weekend’s action. must anxiously watch and before the conference expands Connecticut has perhaps the wait, its fate to be determined with the addition of Notre most at stake. The Huskies by the fallout of conference Dame, West Virginia, and have an outside chance at the tournaments and the whims of Rutgers, and boasts numerous No. 1 seed in the East power brokers in Manhattan. “bubble” teams who need a Regional, but will need help in But the Irish will only be left strong performance to con­ other conference tournaments out of the fun for one more vince the NCAA selection com­ as well as a convincing cham­ year. Joining the Big East con­ mittee of their merit. pionship run in their own tour­ ference will provide Notre The top four seeds in the nament. Dame with the opportunity to tournament - Connecticut, At 16-2, the Huskies have play its way into the NCAA Villanova, Syracuse, and been nearly invincible in con­ tournament by winning the Georgetown - are virtual locks ference play, but their two conference’s automatic bid. for NCAA bids. However, sec­ losses have both occurred to­ The beauty of the conference ond tier teams like Providence, wards the end of the season, Seton Hall, and possibly Miami courtesy of the Big East Conference tournament format is that it Point guard Kevin Ollie leads a talented backcourt for the number gives every team a taste of the and St. John’s all need strong see MADNESS / page 14 one seeded Connecticut Huskies.

HANDLING THE PRESSURE of note. . . Ex-ND hoops coach Digger Can Jim Harrick’s UCLA team handle Phelps will coach the 55 year-old the pressure of March Madness? contestant for the million-dollar see page 12 three-point basket promotion.