All Computer Slang

 # Twitter hashtag Number  #1 Number one  $ Dollar, money  $_$ Has money  %) Drunk, giddy  &APOS;S Wrongly displayed 's  >< Frustration  >,< Angry, annoyed  >.> Suspicious, wary  >.< Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain  >//< Embarrassed, blushing  >3 Evil but happy Hate (opposite of <3)  >:( Angry  >:) Evil Grin  >:D< Hug  >:O Angry  >O< Yelling  >_> Looking left, shifty look  >_< Frustrated  &HEARTS; HTML code for a heart  <# Misspelling of <3  <> Not equal No comment  <>< Fish  <.< Shifty look  Grin  <_< Sarcasm, look left  'EM Them  (!) Sarcasm  (8) Musical note (MSN)  (: Happy  (A) Angel (MSN)  (H) Cool dude emoticon (MSN)  (K) Kiss (MSN)  (L) Love heart (MSN)  (N) Thumbs down (MSN)  (S) Seriously  (U) Heartbroken  (Y) Thumbs up (MSN)  (YN) Fingers crossed (MSN)  (^^^) Shark  (_8^(I) Homer Simpson  * Indicating a spelling correction  *$ Starbucks  *$$ Starbucks  *<:-) Clown  *.* Every file on a computer  *G* Grin  *O* Confused, surprised, shocked  *S* Salute  *_* In love, dazed  +1 Partner Me too  +REP Boost reputation on XBox Live  +_+ Dead man  -.- Annoyance  -_- Annoyed, tired  .-. Sad, unhappy  .BIZ Top level domain for business  .CO Alternative to .COM  .COM Top level domain for commerce  .EDU Top level domain for education  .GOV Top level domain for governments  .MIL Top level domain for the military  .NET Top level domain originally for network providers  .ORG Top level domain for non-profit organizations  // Love, I love you  /B/ 4chan's random image board  /O/ Happy, arms in the air  /O\ Frustrated, hands on head  /R/ Requesting  /S Sarcasm  /THREAD End of a thread on a forum  /W Whisper  0.0 Surprise  0.O Raised eyebrow, WTF  0/ Waving  012 Forever  0_0 Shocked  10 Perfect looking woman  10-1 Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'  10-2 Radio code for 'Receiving well'  10-4 Understood, OK  101 Basic introduction  10CHAR Padding where at least 10 characters are required  10Q Thank you  10X Thanks  11 One louder than 10  111 Excited  112 European emergency number  12 The police  120 LOL! (101! = 5! = 120)  123 I agree  1234 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You)  1314 Forever (Chinese)  1337 Elite  133T Elite  143 I Love You (letters in each word)  14344 I Love You Very Much (letters in each word)  1437 I Love You Forever  153 I Adore You (letters in each word)  180 Turn around, 180 degrees  187 Police code for murder or death  1AAT One At A Time  1D One Direction (band)  1UP Extra life in a game  2 To  21 Quit  211 Police code for robbery  212 Speak with someone  22 A .22 caliber handgun  220 Second To None  224 Today, tomorrow, forever  24/7 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week  241 Two For One  250 Stupid person (Chinese)  2B To Be  2BH To Be Honest  2DAY Today  2EZ Too Easy  2G Too Good  2G2BT Too Good To Be True  2K10 2010  2K4U To Cool For You  2K9 2009  2L8 Too late  2M Tomorrow  2MI Too Much Information  2MORO Tomorrow  2MOZ Tomorrow  2MRW Tomorrow  2NITE Tonight  2NYT Tonight  2U To You  2U2 To You Too  3 The letter E  3 WHEELIN Driving with one wheel off the ground  3> Hate (opposite of <3)  30STM 30 Seconds To Mars (band)  313 Area code for Detroit  333 Half evil  360 XBox 360 Complete circle  381 I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning)  39 Thank You  3DG Three Days Grace (band)  3G Third Generation mobile phone network  3Q Thank You  4 For  4/20 April 20th, WEED smoking day  401K Retirement investment plan  404 Page not found error Clueless  411 Information  419 Nigerian Email Scam  42 The answer to life, the universe and everything  420 Weed, Pot  420 FRIENDLY Person who likes smoking pot  4221 4ever 2gether 2love 1another  4377 Hell in LEET  44 .44 Magnum  459 I Love You (phone digits for ILY)  4CHAN Internet message/image board  4COL For Crying Out Loud  4E4 Forever  4EVA Forever  4EVER Forever  4G 4th Generation  4GET Forget  4GM Forgive me  4M Forum  4RL? For Real?  4SHO For Sure  4SRS For Serious?  4U For You  4WD Four-Wheel Drive  4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle  4YEO For Your Eyes Only  5 LOL (5=101 in binary)  5 BY 5 Loud and clear, fine  5 HOLE Gap between goalie's legs in hockey  5! LOL! see 120  50 Police (from Hawaii Five-O)  5150 Police code for crazy person on the loose  520 I Love You (Chinese)  555 Thai for HaHaHa  5N Fine  5X5 Loud and Clear  637 Always and Forever (letters in each word)  666 The Number of the Beast  6_6 Looking down Suspicious  72 72 hours, 3 days  721 Love You (7 letters, 2 words, 1 meaning)  73 Best regards (Amateur Radio)  730 Crazy  7DAW Seven Days A Week  8) Cool  8* Kiss  8-) Cool (sunglasses)  8-| Nerdy (wearing glasses)  808 Police code for disturbing the peace  80S The Eighties, 1980s  81 Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter)  823 Thinking Of You  831 I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)  86 Get rid of something  88 Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter)  881 Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation)  886 Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese)  888 Ate, ate, ate  88888888 Clapping  8BALL 1/8 ounce of cocaine  8D Manic  9 Parent watching  911 US emergency number  93 Rough suburb of Paris  99 Parent stopped watching  999 UK emergency number  9JA Nigeria  9_9 Rolling the eyes  :$ Embarrassed  :& Tongue tied, speechless  :> Mischievous smile  :< Sad, frowning  :'( Crying  :') Crying with joy  :( Unhappy, sad  :(:) Pig  :(|) Monkey  :) Happy  :* Kiss  :-( Sad  :-) Smile  :-* Kiss  :/ Sarcasm  :0 Surprised, shocked  :3 Cute/goofy face  :9 Yum, licking  :? Confused  :@ Angry  :B Buck teeth  :C Very Sad  :D Happy  :DD Very happy  :F Drooling  :J Smirk  :K Vampire teeth Snake's tongue  :L Laughing  :O Surprised  :O) Clown nose smiley face  :P Sticking tongue out  :Q Smoking  :S Confused  :T Side smile  :X Zipped lips  :[ Sad Vampire  :] Happy  :{) Happy with a moustache  :| Disgust, disapproval, not funny  ;( Crying  ;) Wink  ;-) Wink  ;D Wink  ;O Joking  ;P Winking and sticking tongue out  =) Happy  =* Kiss  =.= Tired  =/= Not equal to  =0 Surprised, shocked  =3 Cute/goofy face  =D :D  =F Vampire  =I Indifference  =P Sticking tongue out  =S Confused  =W= Weezer (band)  =X No Comment  =[ Sad  =] Happy  ? What?  ?4U Question For You  ?? What?  ?_? Confused, lost  @ At  @.@ Confused, surprised  @@@ Warning of parents nearby  @_@ Hypnotized, dazed  @}--->---- A rose  A&F Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch  A&R Artists & Repertoire  A/N Author's Note  A/W Anyway  A1 Top quality  A3 Anywhere, Any time, Any place  A7A Frusration, anger (Arabic)  A7X Avenged Sevenfold (band)  AA Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association  AAA American Automobile Association Battery size  AAB Average At Best  AAC Apple Audio Compression  AAF Always and Forever  AAK Alive And Kicking  AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact  AAP Always A Pleasure  AAR At Any Rate  AARP American Association of Retired Persons  AAT And Another Thing At All Times  AAWY And Also With You  AAYF As Always, Your Friend  ABBO Aborigine  ABBR Abbreviation  ABC American Born Chinese  ABD Already Been Done  ABDC America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)  ABF All But Face  ABG Asian Baby Girl  ABH Actual Bodily Harm  ABO Aborigine  ABP Already Been Posted  ABS Absolutely  ABT About  ABT2 About To  ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United  AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current  AC/DC Rock Band  ACAPELLA Vocal music without instruments  ACC Actually  ACCT Account  ACE Excellent, great  ACK Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement  ACLU American Civil Liberties Union  ACME A Company that Makes Everything  ACP Automatic Colt Pistol  ACT SAT type test  ACTA Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement  ACU Army Combat Uniform  AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)  AD HOC For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu  ADAD Another Day Another Dollar  ADD Attention Deficit Disorder  ADDY Address  ADED All Day Every Day  ADEROL Drug that helps you focus  ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven  ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder  ADL All Day Long  ADM

 ADMIN Administrator on forum, network etc  ADN Any Day Now  ADR All Due Respect  ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights  ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line  ADTR A Day To Remember (band)  AE American Eagle (clothing)  AEAE And Ever And Ever  AEAP As Early As Possible  AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned  AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned  AFAICS As Far As I Can See  AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell  AFAIK As Far As I Know  AFAIR As Far As I Remember  AFAP As Far As Possible  AFC Away From Computer  AFF Affirmative  AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels  AFI A Fire Inside (Band)  AFK Away From Keyboard  AFL Australian Football League  AFN All For Now  AFP Away From Phone  AFRL Away From Real Life  AFRO Hairstyle from Africa  AFS Always, Forever and Seriously  AG Aggressive  AGC Automatic Gain Control  AGG Cool  AGGY Aggitated  AGH Ain't Gonna Happen  AGM Annual General Meeting  AGP Accelerated Graphics Port  AGRO Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble  AGT America's Got Talent (TV show)  AGW All Going Well  AHA Expression of discovery or realization  AHEM Throat clearing sound  AHO Idiot (Japanese)  AHT Out  AI Artificial Intelligence As If  AIB Am I Boverd?  AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome  AIGF All In Good Fun  AIGHT All right  AII Alright  AIIC As If I Care  AIIT Alright  AIKRN All I know right now  AIM AOL Instant Messanger  AIMBOT Trageting script in games  AIMH Always In My Heart  AIMO Idiot  AIN'T Am not/are not/is not  AINEC And It's Not Even Close  AINT Am not/are not/is not  AIO All In One  AIR Blanked, ignored  AIRHEAD Stupid person  AISB As I Said Before  AISI As I See it  AIT Alright  AITE Alright  AITR Adult In The Room  AITYD And I Think You Do  AIUI As I Understand it  AIYA Cantonese expression of exasperation  AJ Apple Juice  AK AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska  AK47 Assault rifle  AKA Also Known As  AKI Autumn, fall  AKML Avada Kedavra My Life (Harry Potter)  AKS Ask  AKTF Always Keep the Faith  AL Alcohol  ALA In the style of (French)  ALAP As Late/Long/Little As Possible  ALAS Expression of regret, sorrow  ALCO Alcoholic  ALF Animal Liberation Front  ALG Ain't Life Grand  ALI Best Friend  ALIE Init  ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life  ALK Alcohol  ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation  ALLOW Let it be, forget it  ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud  ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life  ALPHA Head person of a group  ALRATO Later  ALT Alternative character in RPG  ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit  ALV Asta La Vista, goodbye  ALWP Actual Laughter Was Produced  AM Ante Meridiem (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)  AMA Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice  AMAA Ask Me Almost Anything  AMAP As Much/Many As Possible  AMC American Motors Corportation  AMD Advanced Micro Devices  AMEX American Express  AMG Ah My God  AMIGO Friend  AMIRITE Am I Right?  AML All My Love  AMN Any Minute Now  AMOG Alpha Male Of Group  AMP Amplifier Ampere  AMPED Excited, fired up  AMT Alpha-Methyltryptamine  AMTRAK American passenger railroad corporation  AMV Anime Music Video  AMW America's Most Wanted (TV show)  AMZ Amazing  AN Author's Note  ANC African National Congress  ANF Abercrombie & Fitch  ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor  ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different  ANIME Japanese style animation  ANO Anorexic  ANON Unknown person  ANS Answer  ANSI American National Standards Institute  ANTI Against  ANTM America's Next Top Model  ANY1 Anyone  ANYWHO Anyhow  ANZAC Australian and New Zealand Army Corps  AO Adults Only  AOB Any Other Business  AOD All Of Day  AOE Area Of Effect  AOK Age of Kings (game) All OK  AOL American Online  AOM Age of Mythology (game)  AON All Or Nothing As Of Now  AOS Ahead Of Schedule  AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things  AOTA All Of The Above  AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show)  AOW All Out War  AOYP Angel on Your Pillow  AP Associated Press  APB All Points Bulletin  APC Armoured Personnel Carrier  APE Mad, crazy  API Application Programming Interface  APM Actions Per Minute  APO Authorized Personnel Only  APP Application (computer program)  APPROX Approximately  APPS Applications (software)  APR Annual Percentage Rate  APT Apartment  APU As Per Usual  APYR As Per Your Request  AQ Adventure Quest (game)  AQAP As Quickly As Possible  AQF Ay Que Funny, LOL  AR Assault Rifle  ARD Alright  ARE Misspelling of 'our'  AREA 51 Top secret military base in Nevada  ARF Laugh  ARG Alternate Reality Gaming  ARGH Expression of frustration or anger  ARIGATO Thank You (Japanese)  ARK Act of Random Kindness  ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)  ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)  ART Alright  ARVO Afternoon  ASA And So On  ASAIC As Soon As I Can  ASAIK As Soon As I Know  ASAP As Soon As Possible  ASAS As Soon As Sensible  ASAT As Simple As That  ASAYC As Soon As You Can  ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order  ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange  ASD Sequence of letters on many keyboards  ASDFGHJKL; I'm bored  ASF And So Forth  ASG Asgarv (Swedish for LOL)  ASIC Application Specific Integrated Circuit  ASL Age, Sex, Location  ASLP Age, Sex, Location, Picture?  ASN Any Second Now  ASO I see  ASP At Some Point  AT&T American Telephone & Telegraph  ATA Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival  ATAP Any Time, Any Place  ATB All The Best  ATC Air Traffic Control  ATD Attention to Detail  ATEOTD At The End Of The Day  ATF All Time Favorite  ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)  ATH All Time High  ATI Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker)  ATK Attack  ATL Atlanta, Georgia  ATM At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)  ATMO According To My Opinion  ATN Any Time Now  ATOY Always Thinking of you  ATQ Answer The Question  ATST At The Same Time  ATT At This Time All The Time  ATTN Attention  ATTT Ain't That The Truth  ATTY Atomizer from electronic cigarette  ATV All Terrain Vehicle  ATVB All The Very Best  ATW All The Way  ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive  ATX Austin, Texas  ATYS Anything You Say  AU Alternate Universe Gold  AUD Australian Dollar  AUO I don't know  AUP Another Useless Post Acceptable Use Policy  AUS Are You Serious?  AV Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video  AVA Angels and Airwaves (Band)  AVG Average  AVGN Angry Video Game Nerd  AVI Audio Video Interleaved (media format)  AVO Afternooon  AVPM A Very Potter Musical  AWA As Well As  AWD All Wheel Drive  AWESOME Amazing, wonderful, cool  AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet  AWK Awkward  AWKS Awkward  AWKY Awkward  AWNP All Work, No Play  AWOL Absent Without Leave  AWP Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle  AWS As We Speak  AWSM Awesome  AWW Any Which Way  AX Ask  AYB All Your Base  AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us  AYBRB2U All Your Base Are Belong To Us  AYC At Your Convenience  AYCS As You Can See  AYE Yes  AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience  AYFR Are You For Real?  AYFT Are You Free Today?  AYK As You Know  AYKM Are You Kidding Me?  AYL Are You Listening?  AYO Hey, You  AYOR At Your Own Risk  AYPI And Your Point Is?  AYR Are You Ready?  AYRTON Tenner, ten pounds  AYS Are You Serious?  AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?  AYT Are You There?  AYW As You Wish  AYYO Hi, hello  AZN Asian  B Bro Be  B& Banned Band  B&B Bed & Breakfast  B&E Breaking And Entering  B&M Bricks and Mortar  B&W Black and White  B) Smiley with sunglasses  B-DAY Birthday  B/C Because  B/W Between Black and White  B2B Back To Back Business To Business  B2C Business To Consumer  B2W Back To Work  B4 Before  B4MV Bullet For My Valentine (Band)  B4N Bye For Now  B4U Before you  B4YKI Before You Know It  B7 Banned (B7=B&=Band)  BAAS Boss  BABYSITTING Holding the weed too long  BAC Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance  BACS Bankers Automated Clearing System  BAD Good  BADASS Cool, confident person  BADMAN Gangster  BAE Baby  BAG Get  BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing  BAH Bored As Hell  BAHAHA Evil laugh  BAI Bye  BAIL Leave  BAIRN Child, baby  BAIT Blatant, obvious  BAK Back At Keyboard  BAKA Fool, idiot  BAKE Smoke marijuana  BAKED Stoned, Wasted  BALLER Successful ball player  BALLIN Playing basketball Living the good life  BALLSY Courageous, manly  BAM Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness  BAMA Person lacking style  BAMN By Any Means Necessary  BANDWIDTH Amount of data through an interface over time  BANGER Great party Old car Sausage  BANGING Very beautiful, sexy  BANGTIDY Sexy, fit  BANJAX Break, destroy  BANTER Playful, witty chat  BAO Be Aware Of  BARBIE Barbecue  BARE Lots of, very  BARF Throw up, vomit  BARKING Mad, crazy  BARN Barnacle, person who latches on  BASER Drug user  BASIC Uncool, boring  BATE Obvious  BAU Business As Usual  BAY Baby  BB Big Brother Be Back  BB4N Bye-Bye For Now  BBALL Basketball  BBAM Be Back After Meal  BBB Bugging Beyond Belief  BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman  BBC British Broadcasting Corporation  BBE Babe  BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy  BBFL Best Buds For Life  BBFN Bye Bye For Now  BBG Best Be Going  BBIAB Be Back In A Bit  BBIAF Be Back In A Few  BBIAM Be Back In A Minute  BBIAS Be Back In A Sec  BBK Boy Better Know  BBL Be Back Later  BBM Blackberry Messaging  BBML Be Back Much Later  BBN Be Back Never  BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick  BBR Blonde, Brunette, Redhead  BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System  BBT Be Back Tomorrow  BBV Brags Beats and Variance (poker)  BBW Big Beautiful Woman  BBWL Be Back Way Later  BBY Baby  BBZ Babes  BC Before Christ  BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow  BCC Blind Carbon Copy  BCD Behind Closed Doors  BCE Before Common Era (like BC)  BCF Best Cousin Forever  BCG Birth Control Glasses  BCNU Be Seeing You  BCOS Because  BCS Bowl Championship Series  BD Big Deal  BDAY Birthday  BDN Busy Doing Nothing  BDOML Best Day Of My Life  BDONG Bad and Wrong  BDRIP Blu-ray Disc RIP  BDU Brain Dead User Battle Dress Uniform  BEANS Ecstacy  BEAR Large man with body hair  BEAST Person/thing that is good, awesome  BEASTLY Being good at something, cool  BEB Babe  BEBE Babe  BEBO A social networking site  BEEF Problem, fight, argument  BEF Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend  BEG Big Evil Grin  BEH Expression of disinterest, IDC  BELF Blood Elf (WOW)  BELLIG Belligerant (when drunk)  BENJAMIN $100 bill  BENT Dishonest, corrupt  BENZ

 BER Beyond Economical Repair  BERK Idiot, fool  BESITOS Little kisses (Spanish)  BESO Kiss (Spanish)  BESOS Kisses (Spanish)  BEST Best Regards  BESTIE Best Friend  BESTY Best Friend  BET Black Entertainment Television  BETA Pre-release version Better  BF Boyfriend Best Friend  BF2 Battlefield 2 (game)  BF4L Best Friends For Life  BFA Best Friends Always  BFAM Brother From Another Mother  BFB Better From Behind  BFF Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female  BFF4L Best Friend Forever For Life  BFFAE Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity  BFFE Best Friends Forever  BFFL Best Friend For Life  BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever  BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part  BFFN Best Friend For Now  BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits  BFK Big Fat Kiss  BFMV Bullet For My Valentine (band)  BFN Bye For Now  BFP Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant  BFTP Blast From The Past  BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow  BFWB Best Friend With Benefits  BG Bad Game Baby Gangster  BGD Black Gangster Disciples  BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend  BGL Big Game License, likes fat people  BGM Background Music  BGT Britain's Got Talent (TV show)  BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head  BHD Bad Hair Day  BHH Bless His/Her Heart  BHM Big Handsome Man  BHO Barak Hussein Obama  BHS Be Home Soon  BHUM Sexy, fit  BIAB Back In A Bit  BIC Believe It Comrade  BICBW But I Could Be Wrong  BIDDIE Good looking girl  BIDDY Girl, woman  BIEH Best I Ever Had  BIFF Best Friend, BFF  BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life  BIFFLE same as BFFL  BIG Great, really good  BIG TIME More than usual  BIG UP Expression of respect  BIL Brother In-Law  BILY Because I Love You  BIM Barbados  BIMBO Stupid girl, usually pretty  BIN Buy It Now  BING But It's Not Google  BINGO Here it is, similar to Voila  BINS Glasses, binoculars  BIO Biological (toilet) break  BION Believe It Or Not  BIOS Basic Input Output System  BIRD Cocaine Young woman  BIS Best In Slot  BISCUIT Attractive person Cookie  BISLY But I Still Love You  BISOU Kiss (French)  BIT Binary digIT - 1 or 0  BITTIE Girl  BITW Best In The World  BIZ Business  BK Burger King  BKA Better Known As  BL Bad Luck Bottom Line  BLAD Brother/friend (from 'blood')  BLAH Nothing to say  BLANK Ignore  BLAR Expression of boredom, BLAH  BLARG Expression of boredom  BLAST Damn Good time  BLATES Blatently  BLAZE Smoke Weed  BLAZED Stoned  BLAZING Smoking weed  BLD Bad Life Decision  BLEEZY same as BLUNT  BLEH Expression of boredom  BLEM High on marijuana  BLG Boys Like Girls (band)  BLICK A very black person  BLIM Small piece of HASH  BLIMEY Expression of surprise, OMG  BLIND In love  BLING Flashy Jewelry  BLINK Blink 182 (band)  BLK Black  BLL Bud Light Lime  BLNT Better Luck Next Time  BLOG Weblog, online diary  BLOKE Guy, man  BLOL Big Laugh Out Loud  BLOOD Gang member Close friend  BLOOPER Mistake, embarrassing moment  BLOTTO Drunk  BLOW Cocaine  BLOWN High  BLT Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich  BLTN Better Late Than Never  BLUD Mate (from blood brother)  BLUE Sad  BLUE CHIP High-quality, low-risk  BLUEBERRY Form of marijuana  BLUF Bottom Line Up Front  BLUNT Marijuana cigar  BM Bowel Movement Black Man BMW  BM4L Best Mates For Life  BMAK Blow Me A Kiss  BMB Bebo Me Back  BMBO Blow My Brains Out  BME Body Modification Ezine  BMFE Best Mates Forever  BMFL Best Mates For Life  BMG Be My Guest  BMI Body Mass Index  BML Bless My Life  BMOC Big Man On Campus  BMP Image file format (bitmap)  BMS Bitchy Men Syndrome  BMT Before My Time Basic Military Training  BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band)  BMTTVE Best Mates 'Til The Very End  BMUS Beam me up, Scotty  BMV Be My Valentine  BMW Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)  BMX Bicycle Motocross  BNB Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter  BNF Big Name Fan  BNG Blow And Go  BNI Batteries Not Included  BNIB Brand New In Box  BNOC Big Name On Campus  BNP British National Party  BNR But Not Really  BNWOT Brand New Without Tags  BNWT Brand New With Tags  BO Body Odour  BOBBA Replacement swear word  BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch  BOD Beginning Of Day Person, DUDE  BOED Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)  BOF Whatever  BOFFIN Technical expert  BOG Toilet  BOGAN Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)  BOGO Buy One Get One  BOGOF Buy One Get One Free  BOGSAT Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking  BOH Gunshot sound  BOHO Bohemian  BOI Boy  BOILER Ugly woman  BOKE Gag, almost vomit  BOL Best Of Luck  BOLO Be On The Lookout  BOLSHY Bolshevik, communist Argumentative  BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper  BOM Bro, dude, friend  BOMB Something really bad Something really good  BOMBSHELL Very attractive woman  BOMM same as BOOMM  BONE UP Learn about, revise  BONG Water pipe for smoking dope  BONKERS Crazy  BONZA Brilliant, excellent  BOO Boyfriend/Girlfriend  BOOGER Dried nose mucus  BOOHOO Crying  BOOK Cool (predictive text )  BOOM Great, amazing  BOOMERS Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms  BOOMM Bored Out Of My Mind  BOOMS same as BOOMERS  BOOMTING Good looking girl  BOON Someone who has been a NOOB for ages  BOOT Vomit Inexperienced person  BOOZE Alcoholic beverages  BOOZER Public House, bar  BOS Boyfriend Over Shoulder  BOSS Cool, awesome  BOT Back On Topic  BOTCH Mess up  BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor (band)  BOTOH But On The Other Hand  BOTS Robots, automated processes  BOTTS Back On To The Subject  BOTW Blog Of The Week  BOUL Bull  BOUT About  BOWL Part of a marijuana pipe  BOWS Elbows  BOXORZ Boxers  BOYO Friend, mate  BOZO Incompetent person, idiot  BPM Beats Per Minute  BPS Bits/Bytes Per Second  BQ Be Quiet  BR Best Regards  BRAH Bro, friend  BRAT Annoying, spoilt child  BRAVO Well done  BRB Be Right Back  BRBK same as BRB  BRD Black Rock Depths (WOW)  BRE Sexy girl  BREAD Money  BREDA Boy, man, dude  BREDRIN Friend  BREDRINS Close friends, brothers  BREH Brethren, brothers  BREKKIE Breakfast  BREW Beer Tea Brother  BRGDS Best Regards  BRH Be Right Here  BRICK 1 kilogram of a drug Very cold  BRICKS Drugs, dope  BRILL Brilliant, cool  BRITCHES Pants, trousers  BRO Brother, buddy, friend  BROAD Woman  BROCHACHO same as BRO  BROHAN same as BRO  BROLLY Umbrella  BRONY Fan of My Little Pony  BROSKI Bro  BROWN Heroin  BROWN BREAD Dead  BRT Be Right There  BRU same as BRO  BRUDDA Brother  BRUH same as BRU  BRUH BRUH Brother, friend  BRUK Broken  BRUV Mate  BRUVA Brother  BSA Boy Scouts of America  BSB Backstreet Boys  BSC Bachelor of Science (university degree)  BSER Back Stabber  BSF But Seriously Folks  BSG Battlestar Galactica (TV show)  BSL British Sign Language  BSNS Business  BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)  BSOF Big Smile On Face  BSOFN Big Smile On Face Now  BST But Seriously Though  BSTL Bam, Said The Lady  BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry  BSU Boring Status Update  BT BitTorrent British Telecom  BT DUBS same as BTW  BTA But Then Again....  BTAIM Be That As It May  BTB By The By  BTBAM Between The Buried And Me (band)  BTD Bored To Death  BTDT Been There Done That  BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt  BTDUBS same as BTW  BTE Best Time Ever  BTGOG By The Grace Of God  BTHO Beat The Hell Outta  BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!  BTK Back To Keyboard  BTL Between The Lines  BTM Be There Moment  BTN Better Than Nothing  BTO Bachman Turner Overdrive (band)  BTOBS Be There Or Be Square  BTR Better  BTS Be There Soon  BTT Bump To Top (forum posts)  BTTF Back To The Future  BTTT Back To The Top  BTU British Thermal Unit  BTW By The Way  BTWITIAILWU By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  BTWITIAILWY By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  BTY Back To You  BU Backup  BU2M Been Up To Much?  BUB Buddy, friend Champange  BUBS Babe  BUBZ Pet name for BF or GF  BUCK Fight Money  BUCKS Dollars, money  BUD Marijuana  BUDDY Friend  BUEY similar to DUDE  BUFF Good Looking  BUG Bother, annoy  BUGLE Cocaine  BUH Expression of dismay, disgust  BUL Man, dude, boy  BUMMED Disappointed, upset  BUMMER Bad Luck  BUMP Bring Up My Post  BUN Smoke marijuana Ugly  BUN IN THE OVEN Pregnant  BUR same as LOL  BURD Bird, girlfriend  BURE Girl, woman  BURK Idiot, fool  BURMA Be Upstairs Ready My Angel  BURNED Insulted  BURNT Out of it, having smoked too much pot  BURR Cold  BUSKING Playing music in public for money  BUSTED Very Ugly Caught  BUTCH Masculine  BUTT DIAL Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket  BUTT HURT Offended, upset  BUTTER FACE Girl who is good looking except for her face  BUTTERS Ugly  BUTTERZ Ugly  BUZZ Excitement Feeling when high  BUZZ KILL Ruin a special moment  BUZZ OFF Go away  BUZZED Tipsy, slightly drunk  BV Bad Vibe  BVB Black Veil Brides (band)  BVM Blessed Virgin Mary  BW Beautiful Woman Black and White  BWC But Who Cares?  BWDIK But What Do I Know?  BWL Bursting With Laughter  BWOI Friend, buddy  BWT Misspelling of BTW  BWTH But What The Hell  BWW Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant)  BYAM Between You And Me  BYKI Before You Know It  BYKT But You Know That  BYO Bring Your Own  BYOB BYO Beer  BYOM BYO Music BYO Meat  BYP Beg Your Pardon  BYT Bright Young Thing Before Your Time  BYTM Better You Than Me  C See Computer language Speed of light  C# Microsoft programming language  C&C Command and Conquer (game)  C&P Copy & Paste  C'MON Come On  C/D Confirm/Deny  C/O Class Of ...  C1 Affirmative, Roger that  C2C Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam  C4 Plastic explosive  C4C Comment for Comment Cam for Cam  C: Very happy  CAAC Cool As A Cucumber  CAB Misspelling of CBA  CACHAI Do you understand?  CACHE Store for temporary computer files  CACTUS Broken, dead  CAD Computer Aided Design  CADDY Cadillac  CAKE Kilo of cocaine  CAKING Flirting  CAL Cyberathlete Amateur League (gaming)  CAMEL Brand of cigarettes  CAMO Camoflauge  CAMPER Player who lies in wait for a target  CAN DO It will be done  CANON Original, official  CANTO Cantonese  CAP Shoot  CAPISH Do you understand?  CAPO Captain, Mafia boss  CAPS Bullets Mushrooms  CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart  CARD Amusing, eccentric person  CARDY Cardigan  CARE I don't care  CARPE Vomit, throw up  CARRIED Told off, DISSed  CARTY Party in a car  CASJ Casual  CAT Cool person Computed Axial Tomography  CAUSE Because  CAVE Give up, give in  CAZ Crazy in a nice way  CBB Can't Be Bothered  CBBC Children's BBC  CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation  CBD Cute But Dumb  CBH Child Bearing Hips  CBI Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry  CBR Captive Bead Ring (body piercing)  CBS Can't Be Stuffed  CBT Cognitive Behavioural Therapy  CC Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control Country Code  CCC Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).  CCG Collectible Card Game  CCIE Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert  CCL Couldn't Care Less  CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate  CCR Creedence Clearwater Revival (band)  CCTV Closed-Circuit Television  CCW Counterclockwise Carrying a Concealed Weapon  CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser  CD-RW Compact Disk Rewritable  CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock  CDMA Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)  CDN Canadian  CDP Calm Down Please  CDR Compact Disc Recordable  CDROM Compact Disk Read Only Memory  CE Casual Encounters  CEEB same as CBB  CEEBS same as CBB  CEEBZ same as CBB  CELL Cellphone  CELLY Cellphone Prison cell mate  CEO Chief Executive Officer  CEPT Except  CEREAL Serious  CES Consumer Electronics Show  CET Central European Time  CEWL Cool  CFC Chlorofluorocarbon  CFL Canadian Football League  CFN Ciao For Now  CFO Chief Financial Officer  CFV Call For Votes  CG Computer Graphics  CGA Color Graphics Adapter  CGI Computer-Generated Imagery  CHA Yes  CHADROOL Stupid person  CHAMP Uncool  CHAMPION Good, great  CHAO Goodbye (Spanish)  CHAP Man  CHAV Poorly educated, vulgar youth  CHAW Chewing tobacco  CHEA Yeah  CHEAP SKATE Mean/stingy person  CHEDDA Cash, money  CHEDDAR Money  CHEERIO Goodbye  CHEERS Thanks Goodbye  CHEESE Drug, starter heroin Money  CHEESY Corny, lame  CHEEZ Cheese  CHELA Beer  CHEM Chemistry  CHEVY Chevrolet  CHI Chicago Life force, energy  CHIB Stab  CHICK Girl  CHICKEN Kilogram of cocaine  CHILAXING Chilling and relaxing  CHILL Relax, hang out  CHILL OUT same as CHILL  CHILLAX Chill and relax  CHINK Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person  CHINWAG Chat  CHIO Sexy, good looking, girl  CHIPOTLE Mexican-style restaurant  CHIPPY Fish and chip shop  CHIPS Money Weak, corny  CHIRP Insult  CHIRPSE Flirt  CHIZ Swiz, swindle  CHIZZ Chill out, relax  CHOICE Nice, great  CHOLO Mexican Gangster  CHONG Good looking, attractive, cute  CHOO You  CHOOB High level player who acts like a noob  CHOONG Good looking, buff  CHOP IT UP Talk  CHOPPER AK-47 assault rifle  CHOUT Chill Out Watch Out  CHOW Bye Food  CHP California Highway Patrol  CHU You  CHUG Drink Offensive term for a Native American  CHULA Cute, sexy  CHUNDER Be sick, vomit  CHUNG Good looking, buff  CHUTIYA Mild Indian expletive  CHYA Yes, yeah  CHYEA Yes, yeah  CI Confidential Informant  CIA Central Intelligence Agency  CIAO Italian for Hi or Bye  CIB Complete In Box  CIC 'Cause I Can  CID Acid, LSD  CIG Cigarette  CIGGY Cigarette  CIHY Can I Help You?  CINI Cinema  CIO Check It Out  CIR Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)  CITA Caught In The Act  CK CRIP Killa  CKI Chair-Keyboard Interface  CKL Chuckle  CL Chain Letter Craig's List  CLAP Gonorrhea, STD  CLAPPED Shot  CLARET Blood  CLASS Cool, excellent  CLEO Chief Law Enforcement Officer  CLI Command Line Interface  CLICK Kilometre  CLIQUE Group of friends  CLM Career Limiting Move  CLOCK Look at Hit  CLOUD The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)  CLOUD 9 Feeling of euphoria, high  CLT Currently Listening To  CLUBBING Visiting nightclubs  CLUBHEAD Person who goes to clubs a lot  CLUT Clumsy person  CLUTCH Perform under pressure  CLWY Can't Live Without You  CM Call Me  CMAR Cry Me A River  CMB Call Me Back  CMC Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)  CMD Command  CME Close My Eyes  CMEO Crying My Eyes Out  CMHO Cry My Heart Out  CMI Count Me In  CMIIW Correct Me If I'm wrong.  CMIYC Catch Me If You Can  CML Call Me Later  CMN Call Me Now  CMNT Comment  CMOS Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor  CMS Content Management System  CMT Comment  CMU Cracks Me Up  CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK  CNA Certified Nursing Assistant  CNC Command and Conquer  CND Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament  CNN Cable News Network  CNY Chinese New Year  CO Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company Counter Offer  CO2 Carbon Dioxide  COA Certificate Of Authenticity  COALBURNER White woman that dates black men  COB Close Of Business  COCK UP Mistake, mess  COCKY Thinking too highly of yourself  COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty  COD4 Call Of Duty 4 (Game)  CODE Computer program Write a computer program  COED Coeducational (men and women together)  COG Coalition of Gears (game)  COKE Cocaine Coca Cola  COL Crying Out Loud  COLA Top bud of a marijuana plant  COMMANDO Without underwear  COMMY Communist  CONDO Apartment  CONGRATS Congratulations  CONT Continued  CONVO Conversation  COO Cool  COOKIE Small file relating to a website  COOL Awesome, great  COOL BEANS Cool, awesome, great  COOLIN same as CHILLing  COP Officer of the law Close of Play  COPACETIC Cool, OK, excellent  COPY THAT I understand  COPYCAT Someone who copies someone else  COPYPASTA Post that has been copied and pasted  COR God  CORNY Uncool, overused  COS Because  COSPLAY Costume Play  COTCH Relax, chill  COUCH POTATO Lazy person who sits all day watching TV  COUGAR Older woman looking for a younger man  COUGER Older woman looking for a younger man  COUGH Confess, come clean  COUPLE Two people in a relationship  COURSE Of course, certainly  COW Offensive term for a woman  COYB Come On You Blues  COYG Come On You Gunners  COYOTE Person who smuggles immigrants  COYS Come On You Spurs  COZ Because  CPC Cost Per Click  CPI Consumer Price Index  CPL Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)  CPM Cost Per Thousand  CPP C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language)  CPR Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation  CPT Colored People's Time  CPU Central Processing Unit  CQB Close Quarters Battle  CQC Close Quarters Combat  CQTMS Chuckle Quietly To Myself  CR Credit Copyright Carriage Return  CRAB Derogatory word for a CRIP  CRACK A form of cocaine  CRACKA Offensive term for a white person  CRAIC Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)  CRAY Crazy  CRAY CRAY Really crazy  CRBT Crying Real Big Tears  CRC Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle  CREASING Laughing  CREEP Weird, undesirable person  CREEPER Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact  CREPS Trainers  CREY Cry  CRIB House, residence  CRICKETS Said after a lame joke to break the silence  CRIMBO Christmas  CRIP Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member  CRM Customer Relationship Management  CROAK Die  CROW Marijuana  CRT Cathode Ray Tube  CRUNK Crazy and drunk  CRUSH Infatuation, attraction  CRUSTY Dirty, unwashed person  CRV Compact Recreational Vehicle  CS Counter-Strike  CSA Cheap Shot Artist  CSB Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)  CSI Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)  CSL Can't stop laughing  CSM Client Side Modification  CSS Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet  CST Central Standard Time  CSU California State University  CSV Comma Separated Values  CTC Call The Cell  CTD Crash To Desktop  CTF Capture The Flag Claim To Fame  CTHU Crack The Hell Up  CTM Chuckling To Myself  CTN Can't Talk Now  CTO Check This Out  CTR Click Through Rate  CTRL Control (key)  CTRN Cant Talk Right now  CTS Chuckles To Self  CTU Counter Terrorist Unit  CU See You  CUCKOO Mad, bonkers, crazy  CUDDY Buddy, friend  CUFF Overprotect, smother  CUFFED Taken, has a BF or GF  CUG Closed User Group  CUH Cousin, homie, bro  CUIAB See You In A Bit  CUL See You Later.  CUL8ER See You Later  CUL8R See You Later  CULA See You Later, Alligator  CULO Ass (Spanish)  CUOL See You On Line  CUPCAKE Soft, loving person  CUPPA Cup of (usually) tea  CUS Friend  CUSH High grade marijuana  CUSHTI Good, great  CUSS Curse, swear  CUT See You Tomorrow See You There  CUTCH Snuggle up  CUTE Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way  CUTIE Cute, attractive person  CUTY Cutie  CUWYL Catch Up With You Later  CUZ Because  CUZZ Friend, cousin  CUZZO Friend  CV Curriculum Vitae, resume  CVV Card Verification Value  CW Clockwise Continuous Wave  CWB Crazy White Boys  CWOT Complete Waste Of Time  CWT Hundred Weight, 100lbs (112lbs UK)  CWTCH Hug or cuddle  CWTCU Can't Wait To See You  CWTSY Can't Wait To See You  CWUC Call When You Can  CWYL Chat With You Later.  CYB Count Your Blessings  CYBI Can You Believe It?  CYDI Can You Dig It?  CYDM Check Your Direct Messages  CYE Check Your Email  CYF Cross Your Fingers  CYL Catch You Later  CYL8R See You Later  CYM Check Your Mail  CYO See You Online  CYOOT Cute  CYT See You Tomorrow  CZ Condition Zero (game)  D BO Steal  D&D Dungeons and Dragons  D&M Deep and Meaningful  D'S Dayton rims  D-DAY 6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence  D/C Disconnected  D00D Dude  D12 Dirty Dozen  D2F same as DTF  D2M Dead to Me  D8 Date  D: Suprised, shocked  D:< Angry  D; Crying  DA The District Attorney Dad  DA BOMB Excellent, the best  DAB Digital Audio Broadcasting  DADA Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)  DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell  DAE Does Anybody Else  DAFUQ same as WTF  DAG Damn Unfashionable person  DAGGY Uncool, not trendy, untidy  DAGO Offensive term for an Italian  DAM Don't Ask Me  DAMAGE Cost of something  DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know  DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This  DANG Damn  DANK Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome  DAP Touching of fists greeting  DAQ Don't Ask Questions  DARE Drug Abuse Resistance Education  DARL Darling  DARN Damn  DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency  DAT That  DATO Dining At The Orifice  DAVID Cool guy  DAW Digital Audio Workstation  DAWG Close Friend  DAYUM Damn  DB Douche Bag  DBC Dime By Comparison  DBD Don't Be Dumb Death Before Dishonor  DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read  DBF Dat Be Fair  DBI Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It  DBJ Don't Be Jealous  DBMS Database Management System  DBNT Don't Bother Next Time  DBR Damaged Beyond Repair  DBS Don't Be Stupid Don't Be Sad Don't Be Scared  DBT Doing Big Things  DBZ Dragon Ball Z  DC Don't Care  DCF Department of Children and Families  DCI Drum Corps International  DCOI Don't Count On It  DCT Dream Come True  DDB Deaf, Dumb, Blind  DDF Drug and Disease Free  DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous  DDI Don't Do It  DDMMYY Day Month Year  DDOS Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)  DDR Dance Dance Revolution (Game)  DDT Don't Do That  DE The  DEA Drug Enforcement Administration  DEAD ASS Serious  DEALING Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs  DEAR Drop Everything And Read  DEB Don't Even Bother  DEBO Steal  DEC Decent  DECENT Good, awesome  DECK Cool Punch hard  DED Dead from joy, hilarity etc  DEEC Decent  DEECE Decent, cool, great  DEETS Details  DEEZ These  DEF Cool, great, excellent  DEFF Definitely  DEFFO Definitely  DEFO Definitely  DEFS Definitely  DEGT Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)  DEH same as DOH  DEKE Avoid, fake, decoy  DELISH Delicious  DEM Them  DEN Then Private room  DENCH Awesome, cool  DEPT Department  DER Duh!  DERE There  DERO Derelict, loser  DEROB Very bored  DERP Reply to stupid comment or action  DERR same as DUH  DESI Someone from the Indian subcontinent  DESPO Desperate  DESU It is (Japanese)  DET Don't Even Trip  DETAI Don't Even Think About It  DEUCES Peace  DEVO Devastated  DEY They  DF Dumbass Frankenstein WTF  DFE Dead Fish Experience  DFF Don't Forget to Flush  DFI Don't Force It  DFLI Don't Feel Like It  DFO Done Fell Out  DFS Dating For Sport  DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome  DFTS Don't Forget to Smile  DFTSYP Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers  DFTT Don't Feed The Troll  DFW Down For Whatever  DG Don't Go  DGI Don't Get Involved Don't Get It  DGK Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)  DGOT Don't Go Over There  DGT Don't Go There  DGTWM Don't Go There With Me  DH Darling Husband  DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol  DHL Shipping Company  DHMU Don't Hit Me Up  DHS Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services  DHTML Dynamic HTML  DHV Demonstration of Higher Value  DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath  DIAF Die In A Fire  DIAO Cool, hip  DIBS A claim  DIC Do I Care?  DIDDO same as DITTO  DIDO same as DIDDO  DIG Understand Enjoy, like  DIGG Social bookmarking website  DIGITS Telephone number  DIGS Home, lodgings  DIKU Do I Know You?  DIKY Do I Know You?  DIL Daughter-In-Law  DILLIC Does It Look Like I Care  DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?  DIME $10 of a drug Very attractive person  DIMER same as 10  DIMM Dual In-line Memory Module  DIN Do It Now  DIN DIN Dinner  DINERO Money  DING Just hit new level in RPG  DINGBAT Stupid person, idiot  DINK Dual Income No Kids  DINKY Tiny, small Dual Income No Kids Yuppie  DINLO Stupid person  DINT Did not, didn't  DIP Leave  DIPPED Fashionable  DIQUE Supposedly  DIRT Low grade marijuana Gossip  DIS Did I Say  DISO Desperately In Search Of  DISS Disrespect  DISSING Being disrespectful  DISTRO Distribution (software, music, etc)  DIT Details In Thread  DITD Down In The Dumps, sad  DITTO The same, me too, I agree  DITZY Acting dumb and innocent  DIV Stupid person  DIVA Talented, but arrogant, female performer  DIVX Video format  DIY Do It Yourself  DIZZY Crazy, mad  DJ Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket  DJM Don't Judge Me  DK Don't Know  DKDC Don't Know, Don't Care  DKFS Don't Know For Sure  DKM Don't Kill Me  DKNY Donna Karan New York  DKP Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)  DKY Don't Know Yet Don't Kid Yourself  DL Down Low Download  DLAM Don't Laugh At Me  DLB Don't Look Back  DLC Downloadable Content  DLL Dynamic Link Library (computer file)  DLN Don't Look Now  DLS Dirty Little Secret  DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite  DLTBGYD Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down  DLTM Don't Lie To Me  DLV Demonstration of Lower Value  DM Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message  DMAF Don't Make A Fuss  DMAL Drop Me A Line  DMB Dave Matthews Band  DMC Deep Meaningful Conversation  DMCA Digital Millennium Copyright Act  DMG Damage  DMI Don't Mention It  DMIID Don't Mind If I Do  DMML Don't Make Me Laugh  DMN Damn  DMS Dirty Money Syndicate  DMT Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug)  DMTA Dirty Minds Think Alike  DMV Department of Motor Vehicles  DMW Dead Man Walking  DMX Dark Man X (rapper)  DMY Don't Mess Yourself  DMZ De-militarized zone  DN Doing Nothing  DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply  DNB Drum And Bass  DNC Democratic National Committee  DND Do Not Disturb  DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care  DNE Do Not Erase Does Not Exist  DNF Did Not Finish  DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll  DNK Do Not Know  DNM Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful  DNO Don't Know  DNP Do Not Post  DNR Do Not Resuscitate  DNS Domain Name Service Did Not Start  DNT Don't  DNTK Don't Need To Know  DNW Do Not Want  DOA Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach  DOB Date Of Birth  DOBE Idiot  DOC Doctor Drug of Choice  DOD Day of Defeat  DODGY Of questionable legality, morality, integrity  DOE Depends On Experience  DOF Depth of Field  DOG Telephone Ugly person  DOG FOOD Heroin  DOGG Friend, buddy  DOH Expression of frustration, realization  DOHC Dual Overhead Cam  DOI Duh  DOJA Marijuana, weed  DOKE Diet Coke  DOL Dying Of Laughter  DOLO Alone, solo  DOMO Thank you (Japanese)  DOMS Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness  DON Top man, Mafia boss  DONE Finished Drunk, intoxicated  DONNO I don't know  DOOBIE Marijuana cigarette, joint  DOOD Dude  DOODE same as DUDE  DOOFUS Stupid person  DOOM Classic FPS  DOPE Heroin Cool, awesome  DORB Adorable  DORK Silly, socially inept person  DOS Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder  DOSH Money  DOSHA Marijuana  DOSSER Lazy person Vagrant, Tramp  DOT Damage Over Time  DOTA Defence Of The Ancients  DOUCHE Idiot  DOUGH Money, cash  DOUGIE Swagger Dance style  DOW Dawn Of War (game) Dow Jones Industrial Average  DOWNER Someone or something that brings the mood down  DOWNS Downs-Syndrome  DOX Documents  DPI Dots Per Inch Don't Push It  DPS Damage Per Second (MMORPG)  DPU Data Processing Unit  DPYN Don't Pick Your Nose  DQ Disqualified  DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job  DR Double Rainbow  DRAG Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint Dressed as a woman  DRED Cruel, bad  DRINKY POO Alcoholic drink  DRIVE BY Recce, check out  DRM Digital Rights Management  DRO HyDROponically grown marijuana  DROVE Mad, angry  DRT Dead Right There  DS Darling Son  DSD Do Some Damage  DSL Digital Subscriber Line  DSLR Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)  DSP Digital Signal Processing  DSS Department of Social Services  DST Daylight Saving Time  DT Down Town  DTA Don't Trust Anyone  DTAM Death To All Men  DTB Don't Text Back  DTC Down To Cuddle  DTD Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death  DTE Down To Earth  DTH Down To Hang  DTL Does The Look  DTM Doing Too Much Dead To Me  DTMS Does That Make Sense?  DTP Disturbing The Peace  DTR Define The Relationship  DTRT Do The Right Thing  DTS Down The Shore Down To Snuggle  DTT Don't Touch That  DTTC Don't Text The Cell  DTTM Don't Talk To Me  DTYT Don't Take Your Time  DU JOUR Of the day (French)  DUB Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)  DUB DUB DUB WWW, World Wide Web  DUB SACK A $20 bag of marijuana  DUBS Twenty inch wheels  DUBSTEP Music genre  DUCES Goodbye  DUCWIC Do You See What I See?  DUCY Do you see why?  DUDE A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)  DUDETTE Female dude  DUDS Casual clothes  DUECES Misspelling of DEUCES  DUFUS same as DOOFUS  DUH Of course  DUI Driving Under the Influence  DULM Do You Love Me?  DUN Son  DUNNO Don't Know  DUNZO Done, over, finished  DUPA Ass  DUPE Duplicate  DUR Duh  DURS Damn, You Are Sexy  DUS Does  DUSS Run away  DUST Angel dust, PCP  DUSTY Ugly  DUTCH Joint Split the cost  DUTTY Dirty  DVD Digital Versatile Disc  DVDRIP Video copied from a DVD  DVI Digital Visual Interface  DVR Digital Video Recorder  DW Don't Worry  DWA Driving While Asian  DWAG Misspelling of DAWG  DWAI Don't Worry About It  DWB Driving While Black  DWBH Don't Worry, Be Happy  DWBI Don't Worry 'Bout It  DWEEB Dork, nerd  DWEET Do it  DWF Divorced White Female  DWI Deal with it  DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do.  DWL Dying With Laughter  DWM Divorced White Male  DWMT Don't Waste My Time  DWP Drunk While Posting  DWT Driving While Texting  DWTH Don't Work Too Hard  DWTS Dancing With The Stars  DWU Don't Wait Up  DX D-generation X  DXC Deathcore (music style)  DY same as DWAI  DYD Don't You Dare  DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?  DYJ Do Your Job  DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...  DYK Did You Know  DYKT Did You Know That?  DYKWIM Do You Know What I Mean?  DYL Do You Like...?  DYLM Do You Love/Like Me?  DYM Do You Mind Do You Mean  DYOR Do Your Own Research  DYS Do You See?  DZ Drop Zone  E Ecstasy  E> Heart like <3  E&OE Errors and omissions excluded  E-DATING Online dating  E2EG Ear To Ear Grin  EA Electronic Arts  EAS End of Active Service  EB Eyeball  EBCAK Error Between Chair And Keyboard  EBD End of Business Day  EBM Electronic Body Music  EBONY Dark skin tone  EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer  ECG Electrocardiogram  ECO Ecological Enconomical  ECT Misspelling of 'etc'  ECW Extreme Championship Wrestling  EDD Estimated Delivery Date  EDDRESS Email address  EDGY Cutting edge  EDJ Energy Drink Junkie  EDM Electronic Dance Music  EDT Eastern Daylight Time Estimated Delivery Time  EEC European Economic Community  EEE Expression of excitement  EEG Extremely Evil Grin  EEK Expression of surprise, distress  EEPROM Erasable EPROM  EFA Edited For Accuracy  EFG Epic Fail Guy  EFL English as a Foreign Language  EFT Electronic Funds Transfer  EG For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin  EGL Elegant Gothic Lolita  EH What? Huh?  EI Eat It  EL Chicago's elevated rail system  ELBOW A pound of marijuana  ELE Everybody Love Everybody  ELF Every Lady's Fantasy  ELITE Skillful, quality, professional  ELLO Hello  ELNS Eller noe s  ELO Electric Light Orchestra (band)  ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud  EM E-Mail Them  EMA E-mail Address  EMAW Every Man a Wildcat  EMCEE MC, Master of Ceremonies  EMO Emotional  EMOTICON Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)  EMP Electromagnetic Pulse  EMS Emergency Medical Service  EMT Emergency Medical Technician  ENC Enclosure  ENDZ Area where you live  ENE Northerner  ENIAC Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer  ENNIT Expression of agreement  ENO Awesome, cool  ENT Isn't  EOB End Of Business  EOC End Of Conversion  EOD End Of Discussion  EOE Equal Opportunity Employer  EOF End Of File  EOG End Of Grade  EOL End Of Lecture  EOM End Of Message  EOR End Of Rant  EOS End Of Show  EOT End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)  EOTW End Of The World  EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It  EP Extended Play  EPIC Extremely awesome  EPIC FAIL Total failure  EPIN Epic Win  EPL English Premier League  EPROM Electronically Programmable ROM  EQ EverQuest (game)  EQE Easy Quick Efficient  ER Emergency Room Indicating hesitation  ERB Herb, Marijuana  ERK Irk, annoy  ERM Awkward conversation filler  ERO Erotic  ERP Erotic Role-Play  ESA European Space Agency  ESB Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)  ESC Escape key  ESD Electro-Static Discharge  ESE Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)  ESH Donkey (Armenian)  ESKI Type of urban music  ESL English as Second Language  ESOL English for Speakers of Other Languages  ESP Extra Sensory Perception  ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network  ESQ Esquire  ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board  EST Eastern Standard Time Established  ESTD Easier Said Than Done  ET Extra Terrestrial  ETA Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add  ETC Et Cetera (and so on)  ETD Estimated Time of Departure  ETF Escape The Fate (band)  ETHERNET same as LAN  ETID EveryTime I Die (band)  ETW Enjoy The Weekend  EU European Union  EUA End User Agreement  EUC Excellent Used Condition  EULA End User License Agreement  EV Expected Value  EVA Ever  EVL Evil Laugh  EVS Whatever  EVT Ei Voi Tiet  EVVK Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)  EW Exclamation of disgust  EWBA Everything Will Be Alright  EWE Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter)  EWW Expression of disgust  EX Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc Example  EXE Windows program file  EXP Experience points in games  EXPO Exposition, large-scale public exhibition  EXTRA Over the top, excessive  EY Hey  EYEBALL Look at Estimate measurement by looking  EYO Hey, yo(u)  EZ Easy  EZPZ Easy peasy, very easy  E_E Tired, exhausted  F1 Formula One  F2F Face To Face  F2P Free To Play Files To Peers  F2T Free To Talk  F5 Refresh  F8 Fate  F9 Fine  F@ Fat  FAA Federal Aviation Administration  FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard  FAB Fabulous  FABU Fabulous  FACE PALM Slap forehead with the palm of your hand  FADE Kill, disgrace Haircut  FADED High, stoned, drunk  FAE From  FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)  FAG Cigarette  FAI Forget About It  FAIK For All I Know  FAIL Suck  FAM Family  FAMALAM Family, close friend  FAMBO Family, close friend  FAMO Friend, dude, family member etc  FAMS Family  FANNYING Wasting time, messing about  FANTABULOUS Fantastic and fabulous  FAO For Attention Of  FAQ Frequently Asked Question  FASHO For sure  FAT File Allocation Table  FAT32 32 bit File Allocation Table  FAUX PAS Social blunder (French for 'false step')  FAV Favorite  FAVE Favorite  FBC FaceBook Chat  FBF Facebook Friend  FBG Fat Bottomed Girl  FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation  FBM Fine By Me  FBO Facebook Official  FBTW Fine, Be That Way  FBW Fly by wire  FC Fingers Crossed Full Combo  FCFS First Come First Served  FCOL For Crying Out Loud  FCS For Christ's Sake  FDA Food and Drug Administration  FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt  FE Fair Enough  FEAE For Ever And Ever  FEAT Featuring  FEDEX Federal Express (shipping company)  FEDS FBI agents, police  FEDZ Police  FEE Female  FEENING Craving, wanting really badly  FEH Expression of dismissal, disgust  FELLAS Close friends  FELLER Fellow, man  FER For  FETCH Cool, trendy, awesome  FF Final Fantasy  FF5 Family Force 5 (band)  FFA Free For All  FFFA Fit From Far Away  FFI For Further Information  FFL Falling From LOLing  FFN Farewell For Now  FFR Flash Flash Revolution (game) For Future Reference  FFTL From First To Last (band)  FFWF Fight Fire With Fire  FFX Final Fantasy 10 (game)  FG Fat Girl Family Guy  FGJ For Great Justice  FGS For God's Sake  FHE First Hand Experience  FHM For Him Magazine  FI Forget It  FIC Fanfiction  FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less  FIDDY Fifty  FIF Fifth Amendment  FIFA Federation International de Football Association  FIFO First In First Out  FIFY Fixed It For You  FIL Father-in-law  FILO First In, Last out  FIN Finished  FINA About to do (something)  FINK Snitch, informer  FINNA Going To  FINO Failure Is Not an Option  FIO Figure It Out  FIRM Gang of soccer hooligans Organised criminal gang  FIRME Cool, good, nice  FISH First In Still Here  FIT Good lokking, hot, sexy  FITB Fill In The Blanks  FITE Fight  FITTIN TO About to, getting ready to  FIVE O Police  FIX A dose of drugs  FIXIN TO About to, getting ready to  FIZZLE Fool  FJ Foot Job  FKA Formerly Known As  FL Fake Laugh  FLA Florida  FLAFF Foot Loose And Fancy Free  FLAG Bandana  FLAGGED Banned  FLAKE Unreliable person  FLAKE OUT Cancel at the last minute  FLAKY Unreliable  FLAME Insult someone over the internet  FLBP Future Lower Back Problems  FLEX Show off  FLIR Forward Looking Infra Red  FLK Funny Looking Kid  FLOG Sell  FLOSS Show off  FLOSSING Showing off  FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States  FLS Flu-Like Symptoms  FLUFF Humorous/romantic fan fiction  FLY Zipper Awesome, cool  FLYFF Fly For Fun (MMORPG)  FM Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)  FMA Full Metal Alchemist  FMCG Fast Moving Consumer Goods  FMDIDGAD Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn  FMH For Him Magazine  FMI For More Information  FMJ Full Metal Jacket  FMLA Family and Medical Leave of Absence  FMO For Members Only  FMOT Follow Me On Twitter  FMTKFYTFO For Me To Know, For You To Find Out  FMV Full Motion Video  FNA For Necessary Action  FNAR For No Apparent Reason Snigger  FNB Football And Beer  FNE Free And Easy  FNO From Now On  FNX Thanks  FO SHO For Sure  FO'SHIZZLE For Sure  FOA First Of All  FOAF Friend Of A Friend  FOB Fresh Off the Boat  FOBR Fall Out Boy Rock (website)  FOC Free Of Charge  FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing  FOF Full of Fail  FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing  FOFO Fourty Four caliber gun  FOI Freedom Of Information  FOIA Freedom of Information Act  FOLDED Drunk, wasted  FOM Far Out Man  FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing  FOMO Fear Of Missing Out  FOMS Fear Of Missing Something  FON Freak Of Nature  FOO Fool  FOOD Marijuana  FOOPA Fat in belly area  FOPS Fake cops (security guards etc)  FORTE Area of expertise, strength  FOSHO For Sure  FOT Fat, but HOT  FOTB Fresh Off The Boat  FOTC Flight of the Conchords  FOTD Friend Of The Day  FOTM Flavor Of The Month  FOTR Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)  FOV Field Of View  FOX Sexy, attractive woman  FPS First-Person Shooter (video game term)  FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name  FR For Real  FRAG Kill  FRAK Swear word from Battlestar Galactica  FRAP Frappuccino  FRAT Fraternity  FREEBIE Item or service one gets for free  FREEBSD Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS)  FRESH Very good, cool  FRESHIE Imigrant  FRIED High on drugs  FRILL For Real  FRL For Real  FRO Afro hairstyle  FROG Offensive word for a French person  FRONT Pretend, falsely represent  FRONTING Misrepresenting oneself  FROOB Free Noob. Non-paying player  FSAS Famous Stars and Straps (clothing)  FSB Front Side Bus  FSBO For Sale By Owner  FSCK File System (Consistency) Check  FSHO For Sure  FSM Female Seeking Male  FSOT For Sale Or Trade  FSR For Some Reason  FSU Friends Stand United  FTA From The Article  FTAO For the Attention Of  FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet  FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart  FTC Favorite, Thumbs up, Comment  FTD Fresh To Death  FTF First To Find  FTFT For The First Time  FTFY Fixed That For You  FTH For The Horde (WOW)  FTJ Fuel The Jet  FTK For The Kids For The Kill  FTL For The Loss Faster Than Light  FTLOG For The Love Of God  FTM Female To Male  FTP File Transfer Protocol  FTR For The Record  FTSE Financial Times and the London Stock Exchang  FTSK Forever The Sickest Kids (Band)  FTTB For The Time Being  FTUW For The Ultimate/  FTV For The Victory  FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition  FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief  FUBU Fouled Up Beyond Use Clothing brand  FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt  FULL MONTY Whole way, whole thing  FUMA Fake Puma shoes  FUTAB Feet Up, Take A Break  FUTCH FEMME + Butch  FUZZ Police  FW Forward  FWD Foward (Email)  FWIW For What It's Worth  FWP Friend With Privileges  FWT Flying With Turban  FWTD Fate Worse Than Death  FX Effects  FYA For Your Amusement  FYC For Your Convenience For Your Consideration  FYE For Your Entertainment  FYEO For Your Eyes Only  FYI For Your Information  FYM Free Your Mind  FYN Fine  FYP Fixed Your Post  FYR For Your Review For Your Records  FYT For Your Time  G Grin  G'DAY Good Day, hello  G2B Go To Bed  G2E Got To Eat  G2F Got To Fly  G2G Gotta go  G2G2B Got To Go To Bed  G2H Go To Hell  G2K Good To Know  G2R Got To Run  G2S Go To Sleep  G3G One better than G2G  G4U Good For You  G8 Great  G9 Good Night  GA Go Ahead  GAC Guilty As Charged Get A Clue  GAFF House  GAFIA Get Away From It All  GAFM Get Away From Me  GAG About to throw up Joke  GAGA Crazy, infatuated  GAH Expression of frustration  GAJ Get A Job  GAL Girl Get A Life  GAL PAL Man who hangs around with girls  GALDEM Group of girls  GAMER Person who plays video games  GAMMD Go Ahead Make My Day  GAMS Female legs  GANJ Ganja, marijuana  GANJA Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed  GANK Steal Gang kill (MMORPG)  GARMS Clothes  GAS Flatulence Guitar Acquisition Syndrome  GASSED Have a high opinion of yourself  GASSING Talking  GAT Gun  GAWD God  GAWJUS Gorgeous  GAWJUSS Gorgeous  GB Great Britain Gigabyte  GBFN Goodbye for Now  GBH Grievous Bodily Harm  GBML Good Bye My Love  GBNF Gone But Not Forgotten  GBP Great British Pounds (Sterling)  GBTM Get Back To Me  GBTW Get Back To Work  GBU God Bless You  GBY God Bless You  GC Good Contition  GCF Good Clean Fun  GCSE General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK)  GCWOK Gay Couple Without Kids  GD Gangsta Disciple  GDAY Hi  GDGD Good Good  GDI God Damn It  GDP Gross Domestic Product  GE Good Evening  GED General Educational Development  GEEZ Jesus  GEEZER A guy, a bloke, a person  GEG Interrupt a conversation  GEN Information  GENIOUS Misspelling of 'genius'  GEOCACHE Scavenger hunt destination point  GET Git  GET DOWN Party, dance  GETCHA Get You, understand Get Your  GETTO Ghetto  GEWD Good  GF Girlfriend  GFA Grenade Free America  GFAK Go Fly A Kite  GFC Global Financial Crisis  GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear  GFF Grenade Free Foundation  GFI Go For It  GFN Gone For Now  GFP Good For Pics  GFU Good For You  GFX Graphics  GFY Good For You  GG Good Game  GGA Good Game All  GGBB Good Game Bye Bye  GGG Good, Giving, and Game (in bed)  GGL Giggle  GGN Gotta Go Now  GGNORE Good Game No Rematch  GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here  GGS Good Games  GGW Girls Gone Wild  GH Guitar Hero  GHB Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)  GHD Good Hair Day  GHM God Help Me  GHOST Leaving  GHZ Gigahertz  GI Government Issue American Solider Good Idea  GIEF Give  GIF Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format  GIG Live performance Gigabyte Job  GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out  GIMME Give me  GIMP Uncool/Stupid person  GINGE Person with red hair  GINGER Person with red hair  GINGRICH Hypocrite  GINNEL Alley, passageway  GIS Google Image Search  GIT Idiot  GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.  GIY Google It Yourself  GIYF Google Is Your Friend  GJ Good Job  GJOAC Go Jump Off A Cliff  GJWHF Girls Just Wanna Have Fun  GK Good Kid  GKY Go Kill Yourself  GL Good Luck Good Looking  GL HF Good Luck, Have Fun  GLA Good Luck All  GLAG Giggling Like A Girl  GLAMPING Glamorous/luxury camping  GLD Good Life Decision  GLEAK Spit  GLEEK A fan of the TV show Glee  GLF Group Looking For  GLHF Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches  GLIRL Good Luck In Real Life  GLITCH Error, mistake  GLOCK Semi-automatic pistol  GLOMP Hug very hard  GLOTR Good Luck On The Rebuild  GLTA Good Luck to All  GLTY Good Luck To You  GLU Guys/Girsl Like Us  GLUCK Good Luck  GLWS Good Luck With Sale  GLWT Good Luck With That  GM General Motors Good Morning Genetically Modified Good Move  GMA Good Morning, America  GMAB Give Me A Break  GMAIL Google web email service  GMBH Gesellschaft mit Beschr  GMC General Motors Corporation  GMH Gives Me Hope  GMO Genetically Modified Organism  GMOD Garry's Mod (Game)  GMT Greenwich Mean Time  GMTA Great Minds Think Alike  GMV Got My Vote  GMY Good Man Yourself  GN Good Night  GNARLY Extreme  GND Girl Next Door  GNE Good Night and Everything  GNFB Good Night Facebook  GNITE Good Night  GNK Glitch No Kill (gaming)  GNO Girls/Guys Night Out  GNP Gross National Product  GNR Guns 'N Roses  GNSD Good Night, Sweet Dreams  GNSTDLTBBB Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite  GNU GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS  GOAT Greatest Of All Time  GOB Mouth  GOBLIN Gangster  GOD SPEED Good luck  GOG Person from north Wales  GOI Get Over It  GOK God Only Knows  GOKIL Crazy (Indonesian)  GOL Giggle Out Loud  GOLD DIGGER Person who loves someone just for their money  GOM Idiot, fool  GOMD Guy/Girl Of My Dreams  GOMEN Sorry  GOMER Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient  GOMF Get Outta My Face  GOML Get On My Level  GON Go on Going to  GONNA Going to  GOOG Ecstasy pill  GOOH Get Out Of Here  GOOK Offensive term for a Korean  GOOMF Get Out Of My Face  GOOML Get Out Of My Life  GOON Stupid Tough guy  GOONER Supporter of Arsenal Football Club  GOP Grand Old Party  GORG Gorgeous  GORM Gormless person  GOS Girlfriend Over Shoulder Game Of Soldiers  GOSH Exclamation of suprise or shock  GOSU Skillful person (Korean)  GOTCHA I got you, I understand  GOTTA Got to ... Have you got a ...?  GOTY Game Of The Year  GOU Good On You  GOW God of War (Game) Gears of War (Game)  GOWM Go Out With Me  GP General Principle  GPA Grade-Point Average  GPC Generic Pack of Cigarettes Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)  GPL General Public License  GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself  GPOYW Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday  GPRS General Packet Radio Services  GPS Global Positioning System  GPU Graphics Processing Unit  GQ Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine) Suave, well dressed man  GR Gotta Run  GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking  GR8 Great  GRAF Graffiti Paragraph  GRASS Marijuana  GRATZ Congratulations  GRE Graduate Record Examination  GREEN Unexperienced Marijuana Environmentally beneficial  GRENADE Ugly girl in a group  GRILL Tooth Jewelry  GRL Girl  GRO Guest Relations Officer  GRODY Disgusting, nasty, gross  GROK Fully understand  GROM Grommet, young surfer  GRONK Idiot, fool  GROOL Great and Cool  GROOVY Cool, awesome  GROSS Unpleasant, disgusting  GROUSE Great, amazing  GRR Anger, frustration  GRRL Girl  GRUB Food  GRULE Hard work, nuisance  GSD Getting Stuff Done  GSM Global System for Mobile communications  GSOH Good Sense Of Humor  GSR Gun Shot Residue  GSTQ God Save The Queen  GSW Gun Shot Wound  GT Grand Touring Gran Turismo  GTA Grand Theft Auto  GTBOSH Glad To Be Of Some Help  GTD Getting Things Done  GTG Got To Go  GTGG Got To Get Going  GTH Go To Hell  GTHBA Good Times Had By All  GTHO Get The Hell Out  GTI High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf)  GTK Good To Know  GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry  GTLD Generic TLD  GTM Giggling To Myself  GTO Gran Turismo Omologato  GTOG Got To Go  GTR Getting Ready  GTRM Going To Read Mail  GTS Good Times  GTSY Good To See You  GTTS Got The T-Shirt  GTW Got To Work  GU Grow Up  GUAP Money  GUCCI Good, awesome, high quality  GUD Good  GUFN Grounded Until Further Notice  GUH Annoyed, angry  GUI Graphical User Interface  GULLY Rough, raw, unpolished  GURL Girl  GUTI Get Used To It  GUUD Good  GUV Guvnor, boss  GV Good Vibes  GVG Guild Versus Guild  GW Good Work  GWAAN Go on  GWAP Money  GWARN Go On  GWAS Game Was A Success  GWC Guy With Camera  GWG Girl With Glasses  GWI Get With It  GWK Game Winning Kill  GWOP Money  GWP Gift With Purchase  GWR Guinness World Records  GWS Get Well Soon  GWTF Go With The Flow  GWTP Get With The Program  GYAL Girl  GYALDEM Group of girls  GYC Get Your Coat  GYFS Get Your Facts Straight  GYNO Gynecologist  GYO Get Your Own  GYPO Gypsy  GYT Get Yourself Tested  GZ Congratulations  H Hug  H&K Hugs and Kisses  H/O Hold On  H/T Hat Tip  H/U Hook Up, make out  H1B US employment visa  H1N1 Swine flu virus  H2CUS Hope To See You Soon  H2G Had to Go Honest To God  H2H Heart To Heart Head To Head  H2IK Hell If I Know  H2O Water  H2T Head To Toe  H3 Halo 3 (Game)  H4X Hacks, cheats  H4X0R Hacker  H5 High Five  H8 Hate  H8R Hater  H9 Really hate (H8+1)  HA Sarcastic laugh  HABBO Online community/game  HABIBI My darling (Arabic)  HAC Hot Asian Chick  HACER Hacker  HACK Break into computer systems or software  HAFL Heart Attack From Laughing  HAFTA Have To  HAG Unattractive old woman  HAGD Have A Good Day  HAGE Have A Good Evening  HAGL Have A Good Life  HAGN Have A Good Night  HAGO Have A Good One  HAGS Have A Great Summer  HAGT Have A Great Time  HAI Hey, hi Yes (Japanese)  HAISTK How Am I Supposed To Know?  HAIZ Sigh  HAK Hugs And Kisses  HALP Help  HAN Alone (Han Solo)  HAND Have A Nice Day  HANDLE Half a gallon of liquor Nickname, alias  HANG Hang out, spend time with  HANG UP Inhibition, emotional difficulty  HANL Have A Nice Life  HAPA Mixed race  HAR Sarcastic laugh  HARD LINES Bad luck  HARF Vomit, throw up  HASH Marijuana  HASHTAG Label on Twitter to aid searching  HASIAN Hot Asian  HATERZ Enemies  HAWK Knife  HAWT Hot Having A Wonderful Time  HAWTSOME Hot and awesome  HAX Hacking, Hackers, hacks  HAXOR Hacker  HAXX0R Hacker  HAXXOR Hacker  HAY How Are You  HAYD How Are You Doing?  HAYT How Are You Today?  HAYWIRE Crazy  HAZE Type of marijuana  HB Hug Back  HB Hurry Back  HBCU Historically Black Colleges and Universities  HBD Happy Birthday  HBK Heart Break Kid  HBN How About Now  HBO Home Box Office  HBP Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)  HBT How 'Bout That  HBTU Happy Birthday To You  HBTY Happy Birthday To You  HBU How About You?  HBY How About You?  HC Holy Cow  HCDAJFU He Could Do A Job For Us  HCIT How Cool Is That?  HCO Hollister  HD High-Definition  HDCP High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection  HDD Hard Disk Drive  HDF Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German)  HDL Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)  HDMI High Definition Multimedia Interface  HDU How Dare You  HDY How Dare You  HDYK How Do/Did You Know?  HE Happy Ending High Explosives  HEA Happily Ever After  HEADS People  HEADS UP Advance notice  HEAT Gun(s)  HEAVY Awesome, good Serious, intense  HECK Mild expletive  HECTIC Cool, good  HEH Cynical laugh  HEINA Girlfriend  HELLA Really, very  HENCH Strong, muscular, well built  HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet  HEP Hip, cool  HERB Stupid person  HESHE Person of unidentifiable gender  HEX Hexadecimal (base 16) Curse  HEY Hello, hi  HEYO Hello  HEYY Hey You  HF Have Fun  HF Have Fun  HFFA Hot From Far Away  HFGL Have Fun, Good Luck  HFY Here For You Happy for You  HG Holy Grail  HGB Hellogoodbye (band)  HGH Haters Gonna Hate  HGI How Goes It?  HGV Heavy Goods Vehicle  HH Ha-Ha  HH Holding Hands  HHIS Hanging Head In Shame  HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking  HHOK Ha-Ha, Only Kidding  HHVF Ha-Ha, Very Funny  HHWW Holding Hands While Walking  HI Hello  HI5 Social networking site  HICKEY Love bite  HICKY Love bite  HIG How's It Going?  HIIK Hell If I Know  HIMYM How I Met Your Mother (TV show)  HINKEY Strange, unusual  HIP Cool, stylish, contemporary  HIPSTER Person who is HIP  HIR Gender neutral possessive pronoun (his/her)  HIT A LICK Get a lot of money very quickly  HIT ME UP Call me later  HIT YOU UP Call you later  HIV Human Immunodeficiency Virus  HIWTH Hate It When That Happens  HIYA Hello  HJNTIY He's Just Not That Into You  HK Hong Kong Hostile Kids  HL Half Life (game)  HLAS Hook, Line And Sinker  HM Thinking  HMB Hit Me Back (reply)  HMF same as HMPH  HMIHY How May I Help You?  HML Hate My Life  HMP Help Me, Please  HMPF Sound made when irritated  HMPH Expression of apathy or disagreement  HMS Her Majesty's Ship (UK)  HMU Hit Me Up  HMUL Hit Me Up Later  HMV His Master's Voice  HMWK Homework  HNG Horny Net Geek  HNK Hugs and Kisses  HNOS Home Network Operating System  HNR Hit 'N' Run  HNY Happy New Year  HO Hold On Head Office  HOAS Hold On A Second  HOAY How Old Are You?  HOBO Itinerant worker  HOF Hall Of Fame Heavy on Flag  HOG Harley Owner Group  HOH Head Over Heels Hard Of Hearing  HOLD Borrow (money)  HOLD UP Wait a minute  HOLLA Used by a man to express interest in a woman  HOLLA BACK Get Back To Me  HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies  HOLLER Shout  HOLS Holidays, vacation  HOMEBOY Closest friend  HOMEDOG same as HOMEBOY  HOMEGIRL Closest female friend  HOMES Homeboy  HOMESLICE Homeboy  HOMEY Homeboy  HOMG same as OMG  HOMIE Homeboy  HOMMIE misspelling of HOMIE  HON Honey  HONKIE White person  HONKY same as HONKIE  HOOAH same as HUA  HOOCHIE Over made up woman with trashy dress sense  HOOD Neighborhood, ghetto  HOODIE Hooded sweatshirt Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt  HOOK ME UP Share with me  HOOKED Addicted  HOOPS Basketabll  HOOROO Goodbye  HOOT Good time Funny person  HOP Heroin  HOP OFF Leave me alone  HORNY Turned on  HORSE Heroin  HOS Husband Over Shoulder  HOT Very good looking, sexy  HOTTIE Attractive person  HOVA Jehovah, God  HOWDY How Do You Do?  HP Harry Potter  HQ High Quality  HQF same as LOL  HR Human Resources  HRC Human Rights Campaign  HRH His/Her Royal Highness  HRU How Are You?  HS Headshot  HSBC Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation  HSH Home Sweet Home  HSIK How Should I Know?  HSIT How Sad Is That  HSL Hue, Saturation, Lightness  HSM High School Musical  HSP Highly Sensitive Person  HSPDA High Speed Packet Data Access  HSV2 Herpes Simplex Virus 2  HT Hat Tip (Thanks) Home Time Handheld Transceiver  HTBT Had To Be There  HTC Hit The Cell  HTE Hard To Explain  HTG Hard To Get  HTH Hope That Helps How The Hell  HTHFYS Hope To Hear From You Soon  HTM Hand To Mouth  HTML Hypertext Markup Language  HTSYS Hope To See You Soon  HTTP Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol  HTTPS Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure  HTTR Hail To The Redskins  HTX Houston, Texas  HU Hollywood Undead (Band)  HUA Heard Understood Acknowledged  HUBBY Husband  HUCKLEBERRY The man you're looking for  HUD Heads-Up Display  HUFF Low grade weed  HUGGLE Hug and snuggle  HUH Confused sound  HUN Honey  HUNDO Hundred (dollars)  HUNNED Hundred (dollars)  HUNNIT Hundred (dollars)  HUR Here Hair  HURT Ugly, unattractive  HUS Hustler  HUSPAZ Hurray (texting)  HUZZAH Expression of triumph, joy  HVAC Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning  HVD Happy Valentine's Day  HW Homework  HWB Hottie With Body  HWGA Here We Go Again  HWK Homework  HWP Height Weight Proportional  HWSNBN He Who Shall Not Be Named  HWU Hey, What's Up?  HWYD How Was Your Day?  HXC Hardcore (music)  HY Hell Yes Hi  HYB How You Been?  HYD How Ya Doing?  HYDRO Hydroponically grown marijuana  HYFB Hope You Feel Better  HYG Here You Go  HYH Have You Heard Hold Your Horses  HYIP High Yield Investment Program  HYNA Good looking girl (Hispanic)  HYP Harvard, Yale, Princeton  HYPER Over energetic  HYPH Hyperactive, crazy  HYPO Hypodermic needle/syringe  HYS Have Your Say  HYU Hit You Up  HYUK Lose, despite having a good lead  HZ Hertz (frequency)  I<3U I Love You  I'MA I am going to  I/O Input/Output  I18N Internationalization  I8 Aight, aite, alright  IA I Agree  IAB I Am Bored  IABW In A Bad Way  IAC In Any Case  IAD It All Depends  IAE In Any Event  IAG It's All Good  IAK I Already Know  IAL I Ain't Laughing I Actually Laughed  IAMA I Am Mildly Amused  IANAD I Am Not A Doctor  IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)  IAS In A Second  IAU I Adore You  IAW In Accordance With I Agree With  IAWTC I Agree With That/This Comment  IAWTCSM I Agree With This Comment So Much  IAWTP I Agree With This Post  IAY I Adore You  IB I'm Back  IB2D I Beg To Differ  IB4TL In Before The Lock  IBAN International Bank Account Number  IBB I'll Be Back  IBID Ibidem (In the same place)  IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard  IBL In Before Lock  IBM International Business Machines  IBMTS I've Been Meaning To Say  IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome  IBTD In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ  IBTL In Before the Lock  IBU Ibuprofen  IBW I'll Be Waiting  IBYP I Beg Your Pardon  IC I See  ICAM I Couldn't Agree More  ICAY I Care About You  ICB I Can't Believe...  ICBB I Can't Be Bothered  ICBI I Can't Believe It  ICBINB I Can't Believe It's Not Butter  ICBM Intercontinental Ballistic Missile  ICBSST I Can't Believe She Said That  ICBW It Could Be Worse  ICC Ice Crown Citadel (WOW)  ICCL I Couldn't Care Less  ICE Diamonds Crystal meth Kill  ICK same as UGH  ICP Insane Clown Posse (band)  ICQ I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)  ICR I Can't Remember  ICSL I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing  ICSTAY I Can't Stop Thinking About You  ICT Information and Communication Technology  ICU Intensive Care Unit I See You  ICW In Connection With I Can't Wait  ICWUDT I See What You Did There  ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know  ICYMI In Case You Missed It  ID Identity  ID10T Computer error caused by user  IDBI I Don't Believe It  IDBY I Don't Believe You  IDC I Don't Care  IDD Indeed  IDDQD Cheat code for Doom  IDE Integrated Development Environment Integrated Device Electronics  IDEC I Don't Even Care  IDEK I Don't Even Know  IDEKY I Don't Even Know You  IDEM The same, me too  IDEWTK I Don't Even Want To Know  IDFG I Don't Feel Good  IDFLI I Don't Feel Like It  IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn  IDGI I Don't Get It  IDHAC I Don't Have A Clue  IDI I Doubt It  IDK I Don't Know  IDKE I Don't Know Either  IDKFA Cheat code for Doom  IDKW I Don't Know Why  IDKWTD I Don't Know What To Do  IDKWYM I Don't Know What You Mean  IDKY I Don't Know Why  IDL I Don't Like ...  IDLE Inactive  IDLI I Don't Like It  IDLT I Don't Like That  IDLY I Don't Love/Like You  IDM It Doesn't Matter Intelligent Dance Music  IDN I Don't kNow  IDNK I Do Not Know  IDR I Don't Remember  IDRC I Don't Really Care  IDRK I Don't Really Know  IDST If Destroyed, Still True  IDT I Don't Think  IDTS I Don't Think So  IDU I Don't Understand  IDUNNO I Don't Know  IDW I Don't Want  IDWK I Don't Wanna Know  IDWT I Don't Want To  IDWTAI I Don't Wanna Talk About It  IDWTK I Don't Want to Know  IE Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer  IED Improvised Explosive Device  IEEE Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers  IEP Individualized Education Program  IFF If and only if Identification: Friend or Foe Internet Friends Forever  IFFY Dodgy, unreliable  IG Ignorant  IGG Ignore I Gotta Go  IGGY Ignore  IGHT Alright  IGI I Get It  IGM I Got Mine  IGMC I'll Get My Coat  IGN In Game Name  IGNB I'm Going Now, Bye  IGNTS I've Got Nothing To Say  IGS I Guess So  IGTG I Got To Go  IGU I Give Up  IGWT In God We Trust  IGY I Get You  IGYB I've Got Your Back  IH8U I Hate You  IHDK I Honestly Don't Know  IHM I Hate Mondays  IHML I Hate My Life  IHNC I Have No Clue  IHNI I Have No Idea  IHO In Honor Of  IHOP International House of Pancakes  IHS I Hope So  IHT I Hate This  IHU I Hate You  IHY I Hate You  IHYDM I Hope You Don't Mind  IHYSM I Hate You So Much  IIB Ignorance Is Bliss  IIGHT Alright, OK  IIH If I'm Honest  IIL I'm In Love  IINM If I'm Not Mistaken  IIR Idiot In Room  IIRC If I Remember Correctly  IIS Internet Information Services  IITUWUTMAS If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?  IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You  IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?  IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?  IIUC If I Understand Correctly  IIWII It Is What It Is  IIWY If I Were You  IJ I'm Joking  IJAF It's Just A Fact  IJDK I Just Don't Know  IJG I Just Giggled  IJL I Just Laughed  IJS I'm Just Saying  IJWTK I Just Want To Know  IK I Know  IKE same as DUDE I Know, Eh  IKEA Swedish furniture store  IKH I Know, Huh?  IKHYF I Know How You Feel  IKLY I Kinda Like You  IKM I Know Man  IKMTY I Know More Than You  IKR I Know, Right  IKT I Knew That  IKTR I Know That's Right  IKWUM I Know What You Mean  IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer  IKWYL I Know Where You Live  IKWYM I Know What You Mean  IKY I Know You  IKYP I'll Keep You Posted  IL In Love  ILD Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)  ILH I Love Him/Her  ILI I Love It  ILL Cool, tight, etc  ILLEST Best  ILLY Fresh, cool  ILM I lige m  ILML I Love My Life  ILMO In Loving Memory Of  ILS Inflated Lat Syndrome  ILT I Like That  ILU I Love You  ILU2 I Love You Too  ILUM I Love You More  ILUSM I Love You So Much  ILUT I Love You Too  ILY I Love You  ILY2 I Love You Too  ILYA I Love You All  ILYAAF I Love You As A Friend  ILYAM I Love You As a Mate  ILYB I Love You Both  ILYF I'll Love You Forever  ILYG I Love You Guys/Girls  ILYK I'll Let You Know  ILYL I Love You Lots  ILYLAS I Love You Like A Sister  ILYLT I Love You Long Time  ILYM I Love You More  ILYSDM I Love You So Damn Much  ILYSM I Love You So Much  ILYSMB I Love You So Much Baby  ILYSMM I Love You So Much More  ILYT I Love You Too  ILYVM I Love You Very Much  ILYWAMH I Love You With All My Heart  IM Instant Message  IMA I am going to  IMAHO In My Absolutely Honest Opinion  IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion  IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol  IMB I'm Bored  IMBA Imbalanced  IMBO In My Biased Opinion  IMCO In My Considered Opinion  IMD In My Defence  IMDB Internet Movie Database  IME In My Experience  IMEO In My Educated Opinion  IMF International Monetary Fund  IMH In My Head  IMHO In My Humble Opinion  IMING Instant Messaging  IMK In My Knowledge  IMMA I'm Going To  IMMAO In My Most Arrogant Opinion  IMMD It Made My Day  IMML It Made Me Laugh  IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion  IMO In My Opinion  IMOO In My Own Opinion  IMP It's My Pleasure  IMPO In My Personal Opinion  IMR I Mean, Really  IMS Irritable Male Syndrome  IMSMR If Memory Serves Me Right  IMU I Miss You  IMUSM I Miss You So Much  IMVU Instant Messaging Virtual Universe  IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know  IMY I Miss You  IMYA I Miss You Already  IMYM I Miss You More  IMYSM I Miss You So Much  IMYT I Miss You Too  IN THE BAG Definite  INAH I Need A Hug  INB I'm Not Bothered  INB4 In Before (already mentioned)  INBD It's No Big Deal  INC Incoming  INDIE Independent music  INDY Independent  INFO Information  INIT Isn't it? Initialization  INK I Never Knew Tattoo  INKED Tattooed  INNIT Isn't It  INO I Know  INORITE I Know, Right?  INPO In No Particular Order  INR same as IKR  INRS It's Not Rocket Science  INS I'm Not Sure  INSIDER Inside joke  INT Isn't it  INTEL Intelligence CPU manufacturer  INTK I Need To Know  INVU I Envy You  INWLY I Never Wanna Lose You  INY I Need You  IOAB I'm On A Boat  IOC International Olympic Committee  IOH I'm Outta Here  IOI Indication of Interest I'm Over It  IOIC If Only I Could  IOKIYAR It's Okay If You're A Republican  IOM Isle Of Man  IOMW I'm On My Way  ION In Other News  IONO I Don't Know  IOU I Owe You  IOW In Other Words  IOYK If Only You Knew  IP Internet Protocol Intellectual Property  IPA India Pale Ale Internet Protocol Address  IPC Ignore Post Count  IPO Initial Public Offering  IPOD MP3 player from Apple  IPSEC Internet Protocol Security  IQ Intelligence Quotient  IR Infrared Injured Reserve  IRA Irish Republican Army  IRAH Insert Relevant Acronym Here  IRC Internet Relay Chat  IRCOP Internet Relay Chat Operator  IRDC I Really Don't Care  IRDK I Really Don't Know  IRIE Feeling good, alright  IRL In Real Life  IRLY I Really Like You  IRMC I Rest My Case  IRS Internal Revenue Service  ISA Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK  ISB I'm So Bored  ISBN International Standard Book Number  ISDK I Simply Don't Know  ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network  ISH Shit Suffix indicating vagueness  ISHK I Should Have Known  ISLY I Still Love You  ISO In Search Of  ISP Internet Service Provider  ISS International Space Station I'm So Sorry  ISSN International Standard Serial Number  ISTATOY I Saw This And Thought Of You  ISTG I Swear To God  ISTM It Seems To Me  ISTR I Seem To Recall  ISWYDT I See What You Did There  ISWYM I See What You Mean  IT Information Technology  ITA I Totally Agree  ITAI I'll Think About It  ITALY I Trust And Love You  ITC In This Channel In That Case  ITE Alright? (Hello)  ITF In The Future  ITIAILWY I Think I Am In Love With You  ITIKY I Think I Know You  ITILU I Think I Love You  ITILY I Think I Love You  ITK In The Know  ITM In the Mouth  ITMA It's That Man Again  ITN I Think Not  ITO In Terms Of  ITOY I'm Thinking Of You  ITP Inside The Perimeter  ITS I Think/Thought So  ITT In This Thread  ITTET In These Tough Economic Times  ITV Independent TV (UK)  ITWYM Is That What You Mean?  ITYF I Think You'll Find  ITYL I'll Tell You Later  ITYM I Think You Mean  ITYS I Told You So  ITZ It's In The Zone  IUSS If You Say So  IV Four (Roman) Intravenous  IVF In Vitro Fertilization  IWALY I Will Always Love You  IWBB I Will Be Back  IWC Internet Wrestling Community  IWHI I Would Hit It  IWID It's What I Do  IWIK I Wish I Knew  IWM It Wasn't Me  IWTD I Want To Die  IWU I Want You  IWY I Want You  IYA Hiya, hello  IYAM If You Ask Me  IYBTYBA If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything  IYD In Your Dreams  IYDK If You Didn't Know  IYDM If You Don't Mind  IYF In Your Face  IYH In Your Head  IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean  IYL If You're Lucky It's Your Life  IYO In Your Opinion  IYQ I Like You  IYSS If You Say So  IYSWIM If You See What I Mean  IYT All right  IYTE All right  IYTT If You Think That  IYW If You Want/Will  IYWW If You Were Wondering  IZ Is, it's  J Joking  J CAT Category J - mentally unstable person  J DUB Jehovah's Witness  J/K same as JK  J2LUK Just To Let You Know  J2LYK Just To Let You Know  J4F Just For Fun  J4L Just for Laughs  JA Yes (German)  JACK WAGON Loser  JACKASS Stupid person, idiot  JAF Just A Friend  JAG Socially inept person  JAH God, Jehovah  JAILBREAK Crack an iPhone  JAJA Spanish laugh  JAM Just A Minute.  JAMBO Hello (Swahili)  JAND England (Nigerian)  JANK Worthless, useless  JANOE I Know  JAP Jewish American Princess Person from Japan  JAPAN Just Always Pray At Night  JARRIN Annoying  JAS Just A Second  JAT Just A Thought  JATQ Just Answer The Question  JAVA Programming language Coffee  JAWN Thing  JAWOHL Yes, affirmative  JB Jail Bait Jonas Brothers  JBH Just Being Honest  JBT Jack-Booted Thug  JBU Just Between Us  JBY Just Be Yourself  JC Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling  JD Jack Daniel's  JDI Just Do It  JDLR Just Doesn't Look Right  JDM Japanese Domestic Market  JEAL Jealous  JEET Did you eat?  JEEZ Expression of annoyance Jesus  JEJE Hispanic LOL  JEJEMON People who type stupidly  JEL Jealous  JELLO Jealous  JELLY Jealous  JERK Idiot  JEST Joke  JET Leave quickly  JEWFRO Curly Jewish hair style  JFF Just For Fun  JFK John Fitzgerald Kennedy New York airport Just For Kicks  JFN Just For Now  JFT Just For Today  JFTR Just For The Record  JFY Just For You  JFYI Just For Your Information  JG Juicy Gossip  JGB Just Got Back  JGH Just Got Home  JGI Just Google It  JGL Just Get Lost  JHC Jesus H Christ  JHEEZE same as OMG, wow  JI Very, sort of  JIC Just In Case  JICYDK Just In Case You Didn't Know  JIFF Cocaine  JIFFY Short period of time  JIP Rob, rip-off  JIT Young gangster Just In Time  JJ Just Joking  JJJ Australian radio station  JK Just Kidding  JKD Jeet Kune Do (Martial Art)  JKL Just Kidding Loser Just Kidding, LOL  JKN Joking  JKS Jokes  JKZ Jokes  JLO Jennifer Lopez  JLS Jack the Lad Swing (band)  JLT Just like that  JLUK Just Letting You Know  JLY Jesus Loves You  JLYK Just Letting You Know  JM Just Messing  JMA Just Messing Around  JMHO Just My Humble Opinion  JML Just My Luck  JMO Just My Opinion  JMS Just Making Sure  JMT Just My Thoughts  JN Just Now  JO Yo  JOANING Putting someone down, making fun of  JOCKER Someone who copies another's style  JOHN DOE General term for a man  JOINT Rolled marijuana cigarette  JONES Craving, desire  JONESING Craving, wanting really badly  JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity  JORTS Jean shorts  JP Just Playin'  JPA Just Playing Around  JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group Image file format  JPG Image file format  JPOP Japanese pop music  JROTC Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps  JS Just Saying  JSU Just Shut Up  JSUK Just So You Know  JSYK Just So You Know  JTB Just Too Bad  JTC Join The Club  JTLUK Just To Let You Know  JTLYK Just To Let You Know  JTM Je t'aime (I love you)  JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud  JTOY Just Thinking Of You  JTTY Just To Tell You  JTUSK Just Thought You Should Know  JUAD Jumping Up And Down  JUGGALO Fan of ICP  JUICE Respect, power  JUICED Happy, excited  JUJU Magic, luck  JUNGLE FEVER Attraction between people of different race  JUNKIE Addict  JUZ Just  JV Junior Varsity, amateur  JW Just Wondering  JWAS Just Wait And See  JWD Job Well Done  JWG Just a Wild Guess  JWTK Just Wanted To Know  JWTLYK Just Wanted To Let You Know  JWU Just Woke Up  JWW Just Was Wondering  JYEAH Cool version of Yeah  K OK  K1 The best, awesome  K33L Kill  K3U I Love You (I <3 U)  KAFM Keep Away From Me  KAM Gorgeous, sexy  KAWAII Cute, pretty (Japanese)  KAY Okay  KB Kind Bud Kilobytes  KBPS KiloBytes per second  KD Kraft Dinner  KDR Kill/Death Ratio  KEED Kid, joke  KEEL Kill  KEK LOL in WOW  KEN Know (Scottish)  KEW same as KEWL  KEWL Cool  KEWT Cute  KEY Kilogram (of drugs)  KEYGEN Software serial number generator  KEYS Kilogram (of a drug)  KF Kinda Funny  KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken  KG Kilogram  KGB Russian secret police  KGO OK, Go  KH Kingdom Hearts (RPG)  KHUF Know How You Feel  KHYF Know How You Feel  KHZ Kilohertz  KI Kilogram (of cocaine/crack)  KIA Killed In Action Know It All  KICKS Shoes Thrills  KIFF Cool  KIG Keep It Gangsta  KIK A mistyped version of LOL Smartphone app for free chat  KIKE Offensive term for a Jew  KILLA Good quality weed  KIM Keep It Moving  KINDA Kind Of  KINGS Drinking game  KINO Physical flirting, touching  KIO Knock it off  KIP Sleep Bed  KIR Keepin' It Real  KIRF Keeping It Real Fake  KIS Keep It Simple  KISA Knight In Shining Armour  KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid  KIT Keep In Touch  KITE Mail received in jail  KITTEN Woman who dates older men  KIU Keep It Up  KIV Keep In View  KIWI A person from New Zealand A small brown bird from New Zealand Kiwifruit  KJ Killjoy  KK OK, cool  KKK Ku Klux Klan  KKKK Korean LOL  KKZ Okay  KL Cool  KLK Que lo que? (Spanish for What's Up?)  KLKL Cool Cool  KLM Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (Royal Dutch Airlines)  KLUTZ Clumsy or stupid person  KM Keep Mum  KMFC Keeping My Fingers Crossed  KMK Kottonmouth Kings (band)  KML Killing Myself Laughing  KMN Kill Me Now  KMP Keep Me Posted  KMS Kill Myself  KMSL Killing Myself Laughing  KMT Kiss My Teeth  KMU Keep Me Updated  KNO Know  KNOCK IT OFF Stop it  KNOCKED Caught (selling drugs)  KNOCKED UP Pregnant  KNOCKOUT Stunning person or thing  KNOT Roll of paper money  KNP OK, No Problem  KO Knock Out OK  KOD Kiss Of Death  KOI Koibito (Japenese for lover)  KOKO Most important thing  KOL Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)  KOO Cool  KOOL Cool  KOOLIO Cool  KOOLS Mentholated cigarettes  KOS Kill On Sight  KOSHER Good, OK  KOTC Kiss On The Cheek  KOTH King of the Hill (game)  KOTL Kiss On The Lips  KOTOR Knights Of The Old Republic (Game)  KP Korean Pride  KPC Keep Parents Clueless  KPI Key Performance Indicator  KR Kind Regards  KRAM Smoke weed  KRO Keep Right On  KS Kill Steal  KTB Ok, Thanks, Bye  KTBPA same as KTBSPA  KTBSPA Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive  KTF Keep The Faith  KTHNXBI OK, Thanks, Bye  KTHX OK, Thanks  KTHXBAI OK, Thanks, Bye  KTHXBI Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)  KTY Ok, Thank You  KUDO Misspelling of KUDOS  KUDOS Respect and recognition  KUL Cool  KUSH High grade marijuana  KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work  KVM Keyboard, Video, Mouse  KW Kilowatt  KWAM same as KWIM  KWEL Cool  KWIM Know What I Mean?  KWL Cool  KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed  KYOOT Cute  KYP Keep You Posted  KYS Kill Yourself  KYSO Knock Yourself Out  L Laugh  L2M Listening To Music  L2MS Laughing To Myself  L2P Learn To Play  L2PK Learn To Player Kill  L2R Learn to Read  L337 LEET in LEET speak  L33T Elite  L4D Left 4 Dead (game)  L4D2 Left 4 Dead 2 (game)  L7 Square  L8 Late  L8ER Later  L8R Later  LA Cantonese Exclamation  LAA Lad, mate  LABTOP Laptop  LAD Guy  LAFS Love At First Sight  LAG Slow response (computer, internet)  LAGG Defeat, PWN  LAL Laughing A Lot/Little  LALB Laughing A Little Bit  LAM Leave A Message Run  LAMBO Lamborghini  LAME Stupid, Unoriginal  LAMEO Lame Person  LAMER Annoying person  LAMO Mispelling of LMAO  LAMP Hit  LAN Local Area Network  LAND MINE Ugly, skinny girl  LANK Very  LAPD Los Angeles Police Department  LAPPY Laptop computer  LARP Live Action Role Play  LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool  LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation  LAT Living Apart Together  LATA same as LATERS  LATE Missed a period, possibly pregnant Dead  LATERS See you later, goodbye  LATERZ See you later, goodbye  LATM Laughing At The Moment  LAU Laughing At You  LAV Lavatory, toilet Love  LAWD Lord  LAWL same as LOL  LAWLS same as LOL  LAWLZ same as LOL  LAX Lacrosse  LBC Long Beach, California  LBD Little Black Dress  LBDN Look Busy Doing Nothing  LBH Let's Be Honest Loser Back Home  LBM Little Big Man  LBNL Last But Not Least  LBR Loser Beyond Repair  LBRS Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW)  LBS Laughing But Serious Pounds (weight)  LBVS Laughing But Very Serious  LBW Leg Before Wicket (cricket)  LC Lower Case  LCD Liquid Crystal Display  LCTS Let's Change The Subject  LD Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)  LDA Long Distance Affair  LDH Long Distance Hug  LDI Let's Do It  LDL Long Distance Lover  LDN London  LDO Like Duh, Obviously  LDR Long Distance Relationship  LDS Latter Day Saint  LE Limited Edition Law Enforcement  LEAF Marijuana  LED Light Emiting Diode  LEDGE Legend, legendary  LEES Very Attractive Man/Woman  LEET Chat room language Elite  LEG IT Run away  LEGGO Let's Go  LEGIT Real, legal  LEKKER Cool, sexy  LEL LOL  LEMME Let Me  LENG Weapon, gun  LEO Law Enforcement Officer  LEV Low Emission Vehicle  LEVA Traitor  LEWL LOL  LF Looking For  LF1M Looking For One More  LFDY Live Fast, Die Young  LFG Looking For Group  LFM Looking For More  LFMF Learn From My Fail  LFP Looking For Party (in MMORPG)  LFTI Looking Forward To It  LFTSU Look Forward To Seeing You  LFW Looking For Work  LG Little Girl  LGD Let's Get Drunk  LGFB Looks Good From Behind  LGMH Love Gives Me Hope  LGO Life Goes On  LGT Link Goes To ...  LGTM Looks Good To Me  LH Living Hell  LHH Laughing Hella Hard  LHM Lord Have Mercy Lord Help Me  LHR London Heathrow airport  LHYW Like Hell You Will  LI Laughing Inside  LIB Liberal  LIC Like I Care  LICKED Drunk or high  LID Ounce of marijuana  LIEING Misspelling of 'lying'  LIEK Like  LIFO Last In First Out  LIFTED High  LIG Let It Go  LIGIT Legitimate  LIH Laugh In Head  LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose  LIITA Love Is In The Air  LIKE Introduction to a quote same as UM  LIKKLE Little  LIL Little  LILABOC Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates  LIMB Laughing In My Brain  LIME Hang out, socialise  LIMH Laughing In My Head  LIMM Laughing In My Mind  LIMO Limousine, luxury car  LINE A line of a powdered drug  LINGO Language  LIPSING Kissing  LIQ Liquor  LIRL Laughing In Real Life  LIS Laughing In Silence  LIT Intoxicated, stoned  LITE Light  LITS Life Is Too Short  LIU Look It Up  LIVE Exciting  LJBF Let's Just Be Friends  LK same as LOLK  LL Laugh Loudly, LOL  LLAP Live Long and Prosper  LLC Limited Liability Company Laughing Like Crazy  LLH Laughing Like Hell  LLL Loony Liberal Left  LLN LOL LOL Neanderthal  LLO Misspelt LOL  LLOL Literally LOL  LLZ same as LOLZ  LM Loud Mouth  LMA Leave Me Alone  LMAD Let's Make A Deal  LMAM Leave Me A Message  LMAP Leave Me Alone Please  LMC Let Me Check Let Me See  LMCO Laughing My Cats Off  LMG Light Machine Gun  LMGTFY Let Me Google That For You  LMHO Laughing My Head Off  LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life  LMK Let Me Know  LML Love My Life  LMO Leave Me Alone  LMOA Misspelling of LMAO  LMPO Laughing My Pants Off  LMR Last Minute Resistance  LMS Like My Status Last Man Standing  LMSO Laughing My Socks Off  LMT Let Me Think  LMTAL Let Me Take A Look  LNIB Like New In Box  LNT Leave No Trace  LO Hello Little One  LOA Leave of Absence  LOADED Drunk, intoxicated Rich  LOAF Head  LOB Throw Line Of Business  LOC Library Of Congress  LOCAL Local public house, bar  LOI Laughing On the Inside  LOK LOL OK  LOL Laughing Out Loud  LOLAGE The act of LOL  LOLAK Lots Of Love And Kisses  LOLCAT Cat picture with silly caption  LOLED Past tense of LOL  LOLING The act of laughing out loud  LOLK LOL+OK  LOLL Laugh Out Loud Literally  LOLLY Money  LOLO Lowrider Crazy  LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud  LOLV Lots Of Love  LOLWUT What?  LOLX same as LOL  LOLZ Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)  LOLZA same as LOL  LOMB Lying On My Bed  LOML Love Of My Life  LOMO Lights Out, Missionary Only  LOO Toilet  LOOL Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud  LOONY Crazy  LOOT Money (often stolen)  LOP Stupid person  LOPL Misspelling of LOL  LOQ Laugh Out Quietly  LORL Laugh Out Really Loud  LOS Line Of Site  LOTD Link Of The Day  LOTI Laughing On The Inside  LOTR Lord of the Rings  LOTRO Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)  LOTTA Lot of  LOUD Good quality marijuana  LOVL Laughing Out Very Loud  LOW Unfair, immoral  LOW IT Allow It, don't worry  LOW KEY Quiet Don't tell anyone  LOWE Don't bother, forget it  LOWRIDER Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled  LOZ Legend of Zelda  LP Long Play (record)  LPG Liquefied Petroleum Gas  LPL Misspelling of LOL  LQ Liquor Lover's Quarrel  LQI Laughing Quietly Inside  LQL Laughing Quite Loudly  LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself  LQTMS Laughing Quietly To Myself  LQTY Laughing Quietly To Yourself  LRF Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance  LRG Lifted Research Group (clothing)  LRL Laughing Really Loud  LS Lovesick Life Story  LSA D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD  LSAT Law School Admission Test  LSD D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide  LSE London School of Economics Low Self-Esteem  LSH Laughing So Hard  LSHIC Laughing So Hard I'm Crying  LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts  LSI Limited Social Interaction  LSMIH Laughing So Much It Hurts  LSP Love Sick Puppy  LSR Loser  LSS Last Song Syndrome  LSTM Laughing Silently To Myself  LTB Looking To Buy  LTD Live/Living The Dream  LTG Learn To Google  LTH Love Truth Honor  LTIC Laugh Til I Cry  LTL Living The Life  LTM Laughing To Myself  LTMA Less Talk, More Action  LTMQ Laughing To Myself Quietly  LTMS Laughing To Myself  LTNC Long Time No Chat  LTNS Long Time No See  LTNT Long Time No Talk  LTP Lost The Plot  LTR Long term relationship  LTS Laugh To Self  LTY Laugh To Yourself  LU Love You  LUA Love You Always  LUB Love  LUBB Love  LUBE Lubricant  LUFF Friendly Love  LUH Love  LUI Living Under the Infuence  LUL Lame Uncomfortable Laugh  LULAB Love You Like A Brother  LULAS Love You Like A Sister  LULS same as LOL  LULZ same as LOL  LUMI Love You, Mean It  LUMU Love You Miss You  LUNCHBOX Bulge in a man's pants  LURK Read a forum but never post  LURKER Forum follower who never posts  LURV Love  LURVE Love  LUSH Drunk person Great, brilliant  LUSM Love You So Much  LUV Love  LUVVIE Stage actor  LUWAMH Love You with All My Heart  LUX Luxury  LV Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level  LVL Level  LW Lucky Win  LWKM Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)  LWKMD Laugh Wan Kill Me Die  LWM Laugh With Me  LWP Laughing With Passion  LWT Look Who's Talking  LWWY Live While We're Young  LXG League of Extraordinary Gentlemen  LY Love You  LY2 Love You Too  LY4E Love You Forever  LYA Love You Always  LYAAF Love You As A Friend Love You Always And Forever  LYB Love You, Bye  LYF Love You Forever  LYK Let you know  LYKE Like  LYL Love You Lots  LYLAB Love You Like A Brother  LYLAF Love You Like A Friend  LYLAS Love You Like A Sister  LYLC Love You Like Crazy  LYLMB Love You Like My Brother  LYLT Love You Long Time  LYM Love You More  LYMI Love You, Mean It  LYMY Love You, Miss You  LYMYWY Love You, Miss You, Want You  LYR Love You Really  LYSM Love You So Much  LYT Love You Too  LZ Landing Zone  M$ Microsoft  M&D Mum and Dad  M&M Small chocolate candy  M&S Marks & Spencer  M/F Male/Female  M/O Make Out  M2 Me Too  M2AF Message To All Friends  M2D Make my day  M2FP My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People  M3 BMW sports car  M33T Meet  M4W Man looking for a woman  M8 Mate  MA Mom alert Master of Arts  MAC Media Access Control Macintosh  MACHING Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)  MACK Flirt  MAD Really, extremely  MADD Mothers Against Drunk Driving  MAG Magazine  MAGGOT Fan of the band Slipknot  MAH My  MAJ Major  MAL Mean, bad, evil  MAMAW Grandmother  MAMI Sexy, Baby  MAN U Manchester United Football Club  MANC Person from Manchester  MANDEM Group of men, boys  MANDO Mandatory  MANDY MDMA, ecstasy  MANG Man  MANKY Nasty, dirty  MANU same as MAN U  MAP Man-Alien-Predator  MARK Target, sucker  MARY JANE Marijuana  MAS Mildly Amused Smirk  MASC Masculine  MASH UP Song made from bits of other songs  MATE Friend  MAUH Kiss  MAUI WOWIE Marijuana, weed from Hawaii  MAW Might As Well  MAWOY May Angels Watch Over You  MAYN Man  MB Megabyte  MBA Masters of Business Association Married But Available  MBF My Best Friend  MBFAM My Brother From Another Mother  MBM Married Black Male  MBN Must Be Nice  MBO Must Be Off Management Buy-Out  MBPS MegaBits/Bytes Per Second  MBR Master Boot Record  MBT Masai Barefoot Technology (trainers)  MBW Married Black Woman  MC Master of Ceremonies  MCD McDonald's  MCL Much Clown Love  MCP Male Chauvanist Pig  MCR My Chemical Romance (band)  MD Doctor of Medicine Managing Director  MDA Drug related to Ecstasy (MDMA)  MDF Medium Density Fiberboard  MDK Murder Death Kill  MDMA 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy)  MDR Mort De Rire (LOL in French)  MDW Memorial Day Weekend  ME GUSTA I like (Spanish)  ME2 Me Too  MEAN Cool  MEATHEAD Muscular, but thick, person  MEC Dude  MED Medication  MEDS Medications  MEEP An exclamation for any situation  MEETER Person who likes to look at fat men  MEG Megabyte  MEGO My Eyes Glazed Over  MEH Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug  MELT Idiot  MEME An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc  MENTHOL Mint flavored cigarette  MEP Member of the European Parliament  MER Expression of boredom, nonchalance  MERC Mercenary Injure or kill  MERK Kill  MERT Mate  MESOS Currency in the game Maple Story  MESSRS Messieurs (plural of Mister)  METH Methamphetamine (drug)  MEX Low grade marijuana from Mexico  MFC Mildly Fat Chick Microsoft Foundation Classes  MFEO Made For Each Other  MFG Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)  MFL Marked For Later  MFW My Face When ...  MG Machine Gun Milligram  MGBY May God Bless You  MGD Miller Genuine Draft  MGM Male Genital Mutilation  MGMT The Management (band)  MGS Metal Gear Solid (game)  MH Map Hack  MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You  MHM same as MHMM  MHMM Yes, sure, OK  MHO My Honest Opinion  MHOTY My Hat's Off To You  MHR Many Happy Returns  MHZ Megahertz  MI6 Military Intelligence Service 6  MIA Missing In Action  MIB Men In Black Mint In Box  MIC Microphone  MID Mid grade marijuana Mobile Internet Device  MIDI Musical Instrument Digital Interface  MIFF Annoy  MIH Make It Happen  MIHOP Made It Happen on Purpose  MIL Mother In Law  MILEAGE Value for money  MILL Million (dollars)  MIMBO Male BIMBO  MIMO Multiple Input Multiple Output  MIN Minute  MINES Mine  MINGA Minger, ugly person  MINGER Ugly person  MINGING Dirty, disgusting, ugly  MINT Nice, cool  MINTED Rich, wealthy  MINX Cheeky, mischievous girl  MIP Minor In Possession  MIPS Million Instructions Per Second  MIRIN Admiring  MIRL Meet In Real Life  MIS Miserable  MISB Mint (condition) In Sealed Box  MISC Miscellaneous  MISH Missionary position  MISO My Internet Shut Off  MISSION Arduous or boring task  MIT Massachusetts Institute of Technology  MIXOLOGY Study of mixing drinks  MIZ Miserable  MJ Michael Jackson Michael Jordan Marijuana  MK Mm OK  MKAY Okay  MKZ Facebook (derogatory)  ML Much Love  MLAS My Lips Are Sealed  MLB Major League Baseball  MLG Major League Gaming  MLIA My Life Is Average  MLIB My Life Is Bro  MLIG My Life Is Great/Good  MLIM My Life Is Magic  MLM Multi-Level Marketing Middle finger (mlm)  MLP My Little Pony  MLS My Life Sucks  MLTR Multiple Long Term Relationships  MLYP Much Like Your Post  MM Married Man  MM2 Message Mode 2 (CS)  MMA Meet Me At...  MMAMP Meet Me At My Place  MMC MultiMedia Card  MMD Make My Day  MMI Me Myself and I  MMJ Medical Marijuana  MMK Mm OK  MML Made Me Laugh  MMM Expression of pleasure or contentment  MMO Short for MMORPG  MMOFPS Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter  MMORPG Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game  MMS Multimedia Messaging Service  MMT Makes Me Think  MMV Mileage May Vary  MNC Mobile Network Code  MNF Monday Night Football  MNM Eminem (rapper)  MNT Maybe Next Time  MO Modus Operandi (method of operation)  MO PO Mounted Police  MOAB Mother of All Bombs Massive Ordnance Air Blast  MOAR More  MOAS Mother Of All Secrets  MOBA Multiplayer Online Battle Arena  MOBBING Bullying  MOBO Motherboard  MOC Marriage Of Convenience My Own Creation  MOD Modification 1960s youth culture  MODEM Modulator-Demodulator  MOE Fetish, mania, taste  MOH My Other Half  MOI Me (French)  MOJO Sex appeal Charm, spell  MOL More Or Less  MOLL Gangster's GF  MOMO Annoying person, idiot  MON Man  MONG Complete idiot  MONROE Piercing between nose and upper lip  MOO Matter of Opinion My Own Opinion  MOOK Idiot, JERK  MOOLA Money  MOOLAH Money  MOP Hair on head  MOQ Minimum Order Quantity  MORF Male or Female  MOS Mom Over Shoulder  MOSH Push/shove at rock/punk concert  MOSS Relax, chill  MOT Ministry Of Transport test for car safety  MOTA Marijuana, weed  MOTD Message Of The Day Match Of The Day  MOTKU Master Of The Known Universe  MOTO Master Of The Obvious  MOTWYW Make Of That What You Will  MOU Memorandum Of Understanding  MOW Eat very fast  MOXY Courage, confidence  MP Military Police Member of Parliament  MP3 Music file (MPEG Layer 3)  MP4 Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)  MP5 Heckler and Koch submachine gun  MPA Music Publishers' Association  MPAA Motion Picture Assosciation of America  MPE My Point Exactly  MPEG Moving Picture Experts Group Audio/visual file format  MPG Miles Per Gallon  MPH Miles Per Hour  MPO My Personal Opinion  MPOG Multiplayer Online Game  MPOS Multiple Positions  MPUA Master Pick Up Artist  MPV Multi-Purpose Vehicle  MR Mentally Retarded  MRA Man bra  MRE Meal, Ready to Eat  MRI Magnetic Resonance Imaging  MRP Manufacturer's Recommended Price  MS Microsoft Maple Story (MMORPG)  MSDN Microsoft Developer Network  MSDOS Microsoft Disk Operating System  MSF Male Seeking Female  MSFAM My Sister From Another Mister  MSG Message Monosodium Glutamate  MSI Mindless Self Indulgence (band)  MSM Mainstream Media  MSN Microsoft Network  MSR Mulder/Scully Romance  MSRP Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price  MST Mystery Science Theater  MT Mistell (Gaming)  MTA More Than Anything  MTB Mountain Bike  MTBF Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)  MTBMW May The Best Man Win  MTC More To Come  MTD Month To Date  MTE My Thoughts Exactly  MTF Male To Female  MTFBWU May The Force Be With You  MTFBWY May The Force Be With You  MTG Magic: The Gathering (game)  MTH Month  MTL Montreal, Canada  MTLBWY May The Lord Be With You  MTO Media Take Out (gossip website)  MTUK More Than You Know  MTV Music Television  MTW Mum's the Word  MTYK More Than You Know  MU Multi User  MUA Make-Up Alley (website)  MUAH The sound of giving a kiss  MUAHA An evil laugh  MUAHZ Kisses  MUAK same as MUAH  MUCHO Much, very  MUCK Ugly  MUD Multi-User Dungeon, MMORPG  MUD DUCK Ugly woman  MUDKIP Water Pokemon  MUDSHARK White woman dating black men  MUFC Manchester United Football Club  MUFFIN TOP Fat spilling out over the top of pants  MUG Rob someboby Face Idiot  MUGSHOT Head and shoulders picture  MUH Me/My  MULA Money  MULE Person who carries something for someone else  MULLET Hairstyle  MULTI Player with multiple online accounts  MULU Miss You, Love You  MUM Mom  MUNG Mash Until No Good  MUNTED Drunk, intoxicated  MUNTER Ugly woman  MUPPET Stupid person, idiot  MURK Kill, murder  MURKED Badly defeated, killed  MURSE Man purse Male nurse  MUSH Friend  MUSM Miss You So Much  MUVM Miss You Very Much  MUX Multiplex  MV Music Video  MVA Motor Vehicle Accident  MVP Most Valuable Player  MW2 Modern Warfare 2 (game)  MW3 Modern Warfare 3 (game)  MWA Kiss  MWAH Kiss  MWC Married With Children  MWF Married White Female  MWHA Kiss  MWI Mad With It (drunk)  MWM Married White Male  MX Motocross  MY Miss You  MY BAD (Flippant) apology  MY BOO My Boyfriend/girlfriend  MY FOOT Expression of disbelief  MY SIZE My type of girl  MYB Mind Your Business  MYCH Maybe You Can Help  MYF Miss Your Face  MYGGWY May Your God Go With You  MYL Miss You Loads  MYMP Make Your Mama Proud  MYOB Mind Your Own Business  MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Business  MYSM Miss You So Much  MYSPACE A social networking site  MYT Meet You There  N And  N/A same as NA  N/C Not Cool  N/T No Text (subject says it all)  N00B Newbie  N1 Nice One  N2B Not Too Bad  N2G Need To Go  N2K Nice To Know Need To Know  N2M Not Too Much  N2MU Nice To Meet You  N3 No Name Noob  N4P Noob  N8 Night  NA Not Available Not Applicable Not Announced  NAA Not At All

 NAB NOOB  NABD Not A Big Deal  NAC Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter)  NACKER Irish gypsy, traveller  NACKERED Tired, worn out  NADA Nothing  NADDA Nothing  NAE No  NAFF Poor quality, uncool Substitute swear word  NAGL Not A Good Look  NAH No  NAHMEAN You know what I mean  NAIJA Nigerian  NAIL IT Complete, get right  NAK Nursing At Keyboard  NALGO Not A Lot Going On  NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That.  NAMASTE Sanskrit greeting  NAMBLA North American Man/Boy Love Association  NAMEAN Do you know what I mean?  NANA Grandmother  NANG Cool, wicked, good  NAO Now  NAP Not A Problem  NAPES No  NAPSTER File sharing site  NARF Random interjection  NARK Informer  NARP Non-Athletic Regular Person  NARU Not A Registered User  NAS Network Attached Storage  NASA National Aeronautics and Space Administration  NASCAR National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing  NASDAQ National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation  NASL Name, Age, Sex, Location  NATCH Naturally  NATI Cincinnati  NATM Not At The Moment  NATO North Atlantic Treaty Organization No Action Talk Only  NATTY Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool  NATTY LIGHT Natural Light beer  NAW No  NAWF North  NAWM Know What I Mean?  NAWT Not  NAY No  NB Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note)  NBA National Basketball Association  NBB Never Been Better  NBC National Broadcasting Company  NBD No Big Deal  NBF New Best Friend  NBG Nasty But Good  NBK Natural Born Killers Never Been Kissed  NBM Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight  NBSB No Boyfriend Since Birth  NBT Nothing But Trouble  NBTD Nothing Better To Do  NC No Comment No Choice  NC-17 No Children under 17 (movie rating)  NCAA National Collegiate Athletic Association  NCB Never Coming Back  NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)  NCMO Non-Committal Make Out  NCNS No Call, No Show  NCO Non-Commissioned Officer  ND And  NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement  NDE Near Death Experience  NDI Neither Do I  NDN Indian  NDP New Democratic Party  NDR Non-Delivery Report/Receipt  NDS Nintendo DS  NE Any  NE1 Anyone  NEA National Education Association  NEAT-O Cool  NED Non-Educated Delinquent  NEDM Not Even Doom Music  NEE Maiden name indicator  NEEK A cross between a Nerd and a Geek  NEET Not in Education, Employment or Training  NEF Person who posts pointless messages on forums  NEFIN Anything  NEG Negative  NEGL Not Even Gonna Lie  NEI Not Enough Information  NEL No (Spanish)  NEOCON Neo-conservative  NER Non-Existent Relationship  NERD Intelligent but socially inept person  NERF Weaken  NES Nintendo Entertainment System  NET Internet  NETIQUETTE Etiquette on the internet  NETWORK Two or more connected computers  NEW Clueless  NEWAY Anyway  NEWB Newbie  NEWBIE New Person  NEWFAG Newcomer  NEWPORT Cigarette brand  NEY No  NF Not Funny  NFA No Further Action  NFAA Not Funny At All  NFI No Freakin Idea  NFL National Football League  NFM No Further Message  NFN Normal For Norfolk  NFS Not For Sale  NFSW Not For Showing Wife  NFT No Further Text  NFY Not Fixed Yet  NFZ No Fly Zone  NG No Good  NGH Not Gonna Happen  NGL Not Gonna Lie  NGO Non-Governmental Organization  NGU Never Give Up  NH Nice hand (poker slang)  NHB No Holding Back No Holds Barred  NHD No Harm Done  NHF No Hard Feelings  NHL National Hockey League  NHN Not Here Now  NHOI Never Heard Of It  NHS National Health Service  NHTB Never Heard That Before  NI No Idea  NIAMY Never In A Million Years  NIB New In Box  NIC Network Interface Card  NICE National Institute of Clinical Excellence  NICKED Stolen Arrested  NICKER Pound, quid (British currency)  NID Never In Doubt  NIHAO Hello (Chinese)  NIK Now I Know  NIKE American sportswear company  NIMBY Not In My Back Yard  NIML Never In My Life Not In My Lifetime  NIMROD Stupid person, idiot  NIN Nine Inch Nails  NINJA Japanese warrior  NIP Derogatory term for a Japanese person  NIR NOOB In Room  NISM Need I Say More?  NIT New In Town Idiot, nitwit  NITE Good Night  NITM Not In The Mood  NITW Not In That Way  NIX Destroy, kill Nothing  NIZZ No  NJ Not Joking Nice Job  NK No Kidding Not Known  NKOTB New Kid On The Block  NKT Expression of annoyance  NKZ No Kill Zone  NL Netherlands No Limit  NLA No Longer Available  NLI Not Logged In  NLM No Laughing Matter  NLOL Not LOL  NLT No later than...  NLYG Never Let You Go  NM Never Mind Nothing Much No Message  NME New Musical Express (magazine)  NMF Not My Fault  NMG No Mames Guey (OMG)  NMH Nodding My Head  NMI Need More Info  NMJ Not My Job  NMJC Not Much Just Chat  NMJCU Not Much, Just Chillin', U?  NMN No Middle Name  NMO Not My Opinion  NMP Not My Problem  NMR Not My Responsibility  NMS Not My Style  NMT Not My Type  NMU Not Much, You?  NMW No Matter What  NMWH No Matter What Happens  NMY Nice Meeting You  NN Night Night No Need Not Nice  NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order  NNTO No Need To Open  NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol  NNTR No Need To Reply  NO Misspelling of 'know' No Offence  NO BIGGIE No big deal  NO WORRIES OK, no problem  NO-BRAINER Something that requires no thought before deciding  NO1 No-One  NO1CURR No-One Cares  NOC No One Cares  NOCAL Northern California  NOD Doze off  NOH New Overhauled  NOI No Offense Intended  NOK Not Okay No One Knows  NOLA New Orleans, Louisana  NOM No Offence Meant  NOMB None Of My Business  NOMMY Good, delicious  NOMNOM Sound of eating  NOMS Food  NON Now Or Never  NONG Idiot, twit  NONY Anonymous person  NONYA None of Your (business)  NOOB New, inexperienced person  NOOB TUBE Grenade launcher attachment in COD4  NOOBLET Young NOOB  NOOPS Backward spoon  NOP Not Our Problem No Problem  NOPE No  NORCAL Northern California  NORLY No, Really?  NORM Normal  NOS New Old Stock  NOSA No Sir, just kidding  NOTA None Of The Above  NOTB None Of Their Business  NOTTIE Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE  NOTW Not Of This World  NOU No, You  NOUT Nothing (northern UK)  NOV Novice  NOWT Nothing  NOYB None Of Your Business  NOYDB None Of Your Damn Business  NOZ Nitrous oxide (laughing gas)  NP No Problem  NPAA No Problem At All  NPC Non Player Character (MMORPG)  NPI No Pun Intended  NPNT No Picture, No Talk  NPO Never Pull Out  NPR National Public Radio No Purchase Required  NPS No Problems  NPW No Problem Whatsoever  NPZ No Problems  NQAT No Question About That  NQR Not Quite Right  NR No Reply No Reserve  NRA National Rifle Association  NRE New Relationship Energy  NRFB Never Removed From Box  NRG Energy  NRI Non-Resident Indian Non-Repairable Item  NRL National Rugby League  NRN No Reply Necessary  NSA No Strings Attached  NSAW Not Saying A Word  NSF Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast  NSFA Not Safe For Anyone  NSFL Not Safe For Life  NSFTBC Not Sorry For The Broadcast  NSFV Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans  NSFW Not Safe For Work  NSM Not So Much  NSN Not So Nice  NSPCC National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children  NSW New South Wales  NT No Thanks  NTB Not That Bothered Not Too Bad  NTBCW Not To Be Confused With  NTD Nothing To Do  NTFS New Technology File System  NTH Nothing  NTK Need To Know  NTL NeverTheLess  NTM Not Too Much Nothing Much  NTMU Nice To Meet You  NTMY Nice To Meet You  NTN No Thanks Needed  NTR Nothing To Report  NTS Nothing To Say Note To Self  NTSC National Television System Committee video standard  NTT Name That Tune Not Touching That!  NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That  NTTU Not Talking To You  NTW Not To Worry  NTWF Neopian Times Writers Forum  NTY No Thank You  NU No  NUB Someone who should know better  NUBE same as NOOB  NUF Enough Nothing  NUFF Enough  NUFFIN Nothing  NUG High quality bud of marijuana  NUH No  NUKE To attack with a nuclear weapon  NUM Tasty  NUMPTY Idiot  NUN Nothing  NUNYA None of Your (business)  NUS National Union of Students  NUTCASE Crazy person  NUTZ Nuts, crazy, insane  NUU No  NV Never  NVM Nevermind  NVMD Never Mind  NVMS No Visible Means of Support  NVN Not Very Nice  NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained  NVRM Never Mind  NW No Way  NWIH No Way In Hell  NWIM Not What I Mean  NWJ No Way Jose  NWLY Never Wanna Lose You  NWM No Worries Mate  NWNC No Woman, No Cry  NWO New World Order  NWOT New Without Tags (eBay)  NWS Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content  NWT New With Tags  NY New York  NYC New York City  NYE New Years Eve  NYERK Replacement swearword  NYF Not Your Fault  NYK Not Yet Known Now You Know  NYOB Not Your Own Business  NYPD New York Police Department  NYSE New York Stock Exchange  NYT Not Your Type New York Times  O Ounce (of drugs)  O RLY Oh, Really?  O&O Over and Out  O-O Shock  O.O Wide eyed  O/ High five  O/\O High five  O7 Salute  O:) Innocent, angelic  O:-) Innocent, angelic  OA Over Acting Over Achiever  OAN On Another Note  OAO Over And Out  OAP Old Age Pensioner  OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject  OAUS On An Unrelated Subject  OB Oh, Brother  OBBY Oh, Baby  OBE Overcome By Events Out of Body Experience Order of the British Empire  OBGYN Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)  OBHWF One Big Happy Weasely Family  OBO Or Best Offer  OBQ Oh, Be Quiet  OBS Obviously  OBTW Oh, By The Way  OBV Obviously  OBVI Obviously  OBVS Obviously  OBVZ Obviously  OBX Outer Banks North Carolina  OC Of Course Original Character Orange County  OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder  OCH Oh (Scottish)  OCN Of Course Not  OCO Oh, Come On  OCR Optical Character Recognition  OCT On Company Time  OD Overdose Over Doing it  ODAAT One Day At A Time  ODEE same as OD  ODG Oh Dear God  ODL Oh Dear Lord  ODST Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)  ODT On Dis Ting  OE Outlook Express Operator Error  OED Oxford English Dictionary  OEM Original Equipment Manufacurer  OFAY Offensive term for a white person  OFC Of Course  OFH Old Folks' Home  OFOC Overwhelming Feelings of Concern  OFWGKTA Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)  OG Original Gangster Old Git  OGIM Oh God It's Monday  OGK Only God Knows  OGM misspelling of OMG  OH Other Half  OHAC Own House And Car  OHAI Oh, Hi  OHIM Oh Hell, It's Monday  OHK Oh,Ok  OHKO One Hit Knock Out  OHN Oh Hell, No!  OHS Operator Head Space  OHT One Handed Typing  OI Hey  OIC Oh, I See  OIK Unpleasant, unpopular person  OIY Hey  OJ Only Joking  OJD Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder  OJT On Job Training  OK Only Kidding  OKC Oklahoma City  OKEY DOKEY OK  OKI Okey Dokey, OK  OKIES Okay  OKW/E OK What-Ever  OL Online Office Lady  OLD BAG Grumpy old woman  OLD LADY Wife, GF  OLDFAG Long established member of an online community  OLED Organic Light-Emitting Diode  OLLG One Less Lonely Girl  OM Old Man  OM NOM Sound of eating  OMA Oh My Allah  OMB On My Break  OMD Oh My Days  OMDB Over My Dead Body  OMDZ Oh My Dayz  OMFSM Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster  OMG Oh My God  OMGA Oh My Giddy Aunt  OMGD Oh My God Dude  OMGNA Oh My Gosh, Not Again  OMGSH Oh My Gosh  OMGZ same as OMG  OMJ Oh My Jonas (JB)  OMJC Oh My Jesus Christ  OML Oh My Lord  OMS Oh My Science  OMSJ Oh My Sweet Jesus!  OMT One More Thing  OMW On My Way  OMWH On My Way Home  OMZ Oh My Zeus  ON Drunk, high  ON ONE Under the influence of drugs  ON9 Stupid (Chinese) Online  ONCO Or Nearest Cash Offer  ONE One Love, goodbye  ONG Misspelling of OMG  ONION Ounce of a drug  ONL Online  ONNA Oh No, Not Again  ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again  ONO Or Nearest Offer  ONOZ Oh No  ONS One Night Stand  ONTD Oh No They Didn't  ONUD Oh No You Didn't  ONYD Oh No You Didn't  OO Object Orientated Suprised  OOA Out Of Ammo  OOAK One Of A Kind  OOBE Out Of Body Experience  OOC Out Of Control/Character/Context  OOF Out Of Office  OOFT Sound made when impressed by something  OOH Out Of Here  OOI Out Of Interest  OOM Out Of Mana (MMORPG)  OOMF One Of My Friends/Followers  OOML Out Of My League  OOO Out Of Office  OOP Out Of Place  OOPS Word said after doing something wrong  OOS Out Of Style  OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind  OOT Out Of Town  OOTB Out Of The Box  OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment  OOTD Outfit Of The Day  OOTO Out Of The Office  OOTW Out Of This World  OOYL Out Of Your League  OP Original Poster  OPA Greek exclamation  OPB Other People's Business  OPK Other People's Kids  OPM Other People's Money  OPPA Older brother, male friend  OPPS Misspelling of 'oops'  OPS Operations Oops  OPSEC Operations Security  OREO Black on the outside, white on the inside  ORG Online Reality Games Organization  ORITE Alright, hello  ORKUT Google's social network  ORLY Oh Really  ORN Oh Really Now  ORO Expression of confusion  ORZ Frustration, despair  OS Operating System  OSFA One Size Fits All  OSLT Or Something Like That  OSM Awesome  OSO Other Significant Other  OSS Open Source Software  OSSIM Awesome  OST Original Sound Track  OT Off Topic  OT3 One True Threesome  OTA Over The Air  OTAKU Obsessive fan  OTAY Okay  OTB Off The boat  OTC Over The Counter  OTD On The Dot Out The Door  OTE Over The Edge  OTF Off Topic Forum  OTFL On The Floor Laughing  OTG On The Go Off The Ground  OTH Off The Hook  OTK Over The Knee  OTL like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees Out To Lunch  OTLTA One Thing Led To Another  OTM Of The Moment One Track Mind  OTN On That Note  OTOH On The Other Hand  OTOOH On The Other Other Hand  OTP One True Pairing  OTR On The Run  OTS On The Side  OTT Over The Top  OTTH On The Third Hand  OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head  OTW On The Way  OTW On The Whole  OTY Over To You  OTZ same as ORZ  OU Open University  OUAT Once Upon A Time  OUCH Interjection said when experiencing pain  OUGHTA Ought to  OUNCE 28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana)  OUTTA Out Of  OVA Original Video Animation  OVNO Or Very Near Offer  OVO Obviously  OW Ouch Other Woman Oh, Well  OWLING Crouching and staring like an owl  OWN Beat, dominate (gaming)  OWNED Dominated  OWNM Oh Well, Never Mind  OWS Occupy Wall Street  OWT Anything  OWTTE Or Words To That Effect  OX Sharp blade  OXY OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller  OY Oh Yeah  OYB On Your Bike  OYE Listen up  OYG Oh Your God  OYO On Your Own  OZ Australia Ounce  O_O Confused  P Penny, pence  P!ATD Panic! At The Disco (band)  P&C Point and Click  P&L Profit And Loss Peace And Love  P&P Party And Play Postage And Packaging  P) Pirate  P/U Pick Up  P/X Part exchange  P12 Childish person  P2C2E Process Too Complicated To Explain  P2P Peer To Peer Pay To Play  P2W Pay To Win  P45 Employment severance form (UK)  P4P Pound For Pound  P90X Type of workout schedule  P911 Parent Alert  PA Personal Assistant  PABX Private Automatic Branch Exchange  PAC Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur  PAD House, room  PADDY Offensive term for an Irishman  PAF Phone A Friend  PAKI Offensive term for a Pakistani  PAN Personal Area Network  PANSY Sissy, unmanly person  PANTHER Woman who likes older men  PANTS Rubbish Trousers Underpants  PAPARAZZI Photo-journalists  PAPER Money  PAR Disrespect  PARA Paralytic, very drunk  PARE Friend, pal  PARTY POOPER A person who ruins the mood with their attitude  PATCH Correction applied to a computer program  PATD Panic At The Disco (band)  PATT Party All The Time  PAU Finished, done  PAW Parents are watching  PAX Peace  PAYCE Peace  PAYE Pay As You Earn  PAYG Pay As You Go  PB Personal Best  PB&J Peanut Butter and Jelly  PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly  PBQ Please Be Quiet  PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)  PBS Public Broadcasting Service  PBUH Peace Be Upon Him  PBWU Peace Be With You  PBWY Peace Be With You  PC Politically Correct Personal Computer  PC 4 PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment  PC4PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment.  PCB Printed Circuit Board Please Come Back  PCD Pussycat Dolls  PCE Peace Goodbye  PCI Peripheral Component Interconnect  PCM Please Call Me  PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association  PCMIA Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor  PCP Phencyclidine, Angel dust  PD Public Domain  PDA Personal Digital Assistant  PDBAZ Please Don't Be A Zombie  PDEA Public Display of Elderly Affection  PDF Portable Document Format  PDG Pretty Damn Good  PDOA Public Display Of Affection  PDP Pretty Darn Precious  PDQ Pretty Damn Quick  PDT Pacific Daylight Time  PE Physical Education  PEACE Goodbye  PEACE OUT Goodbye  PEAK Humiliating  PEANUT Pet name for BF or GF  PEAR Pear shaped, wrong  PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer  PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard  PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair  PEEPS People  PEEPZ People  PEER TO PEER Computer network without a central server  PEERS People in the same group, equals in age, background etc  PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract  PEN Penitentiary, jail, prison  PENDEJO Idiot, fool  PENG Good looking person  PENG A LENG Really sexy, very fit  PEON Low ranking person  PEPS People  PER SE By or in itself, intrinsically  PERF Perfect  PERO But  PERV Pervert  PERVING Flirting in a creepy way  PERVY Perverted, creepy  PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals  PEWPEW Laser sound  PFA Please Find Attached  PFB Please Find Below  PFC Private First Class  PFF Expression of disagreement  PFFT Expression of dismissal  PFP Picture For Proof  PFT An exlamation of disbelief  PG Parental Guidance  PG-13 Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)  PGA Professional Golfers' Association  PGDA Pretty Goddamn Awesome  PGM Pro Gamer  PGP Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)  PH Pantyhose  PHAIL Fail  PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting  PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)  PHD Doctor of Philosphy  PHEW Expression of relief  PHISHING Scamming method used to get personal information  PHOAR Expression of lust, physical attraction  PHONY Fake object or person  PHP Personal Home Page  PHR33 Free  PHU Potential Hook Up  PHWOAR Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot  PI Greek letter Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference  PIBE Play It By Ear  PIC Picture Partner In Crime  PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer  PIECE Gun, weapon Work of graffiti (masterpiece) Pipe for smoking drugs  PIF Marijuana  PIFF Purple weed  PIG Police officer  PIGEON Woman using a man for personal gain  PIGS The police  PILLOCK Idiot, fool  PIMPL Pee In My Pants Laughing  PIN Personal Identification Number  PINCHED Caught, arrested  PING Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)  PINK TOE White girl  PINNER Thin marijuana cigarette  PINOY Filipino man  PIPA Protect IP Act  PIPS Easy, not difficult  PIQ Person In Question  PIR Parent In Room  PISSED Angry Drunk  PISSED OFF Mad, angry  PITCH Contribute money  PITME Peace In the Middle East  PITR Parent In The Room  PIX Pictures  PJ Poor/Personal Joke Cheap alcoholic beverage  PJ'S Pyjamas, night wear  PJS Pajamas  PK Player Kill (MMORPG)  PKB Pot, Kettle, Black  PKI Public Key Infrastructure  PKIT Please Keep In Touch  PKMN Pokemon  PKS Painkillers  PL OK (typo)  PL0X Please  PLA People's Liberation Army  PLANK Idiot, stupid person  PLANKING Lying face down in an unusual place  PLASTIC Credit Card  PLC Public Limited Company  PLD Poor Life Decision  PLEB Commoner, inferior person  PLH Peace, Love and Happiness  PLI Potential Love Interest  PLIES American rapper  PLIX Please  PLL Pretty Little Liar  PLMA Please Leave Me Alone  PLMK Please Let Me Know  PLONK Cheap wine  PLONKER Idiot  PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder  PLOX Please  PLR Private Label Rights  PLS Please  PLU People Like Us  PLUMBUM Plumber's crack  PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect  PLX Please  PLZ Please  PM Private Message Post Meridiem (afternoon)  PMA Positive Mental Attitude  PMB Private Message Box  PMC Post Meal Cigarette  PMD Put Me Down  PMF Pardon My French  PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In  PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!  PMJI Pardon My Jumping In  PMT Pre-Menstrual Tension  PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn  PNC Point and Click Partner in Crime  PNG Image file format  PNL Peace And Love  PNP Party and Play  PNR Passenger Name Record  PNW Pacific North West  POA Plan Of Action  POCKET DIAL Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket  POCKO Pocket  POD Passed Out Drunk  POF Plenty of Fish (dating site)  POI Point(s) Of Interest  POIDH Pics Or It Didn't Happen  POKER FACE Expressionless face  POKEY Prison  POLY Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time  POM Australian name for an English person  POMG Oh My God (variation)  PON On same as PWN  PONED Powerfully owned, dominated  PONR Point Of No Return  POOL SHARK Good pool player  POP Popular (music)  POP A SQUAT Sit down  POP3 Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)  POPO Police Officer(s)  POPPER Amyl Nitrate  POPPERS Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)  POPPIN Going on, happening  POPPING Dance style  POPS Father  PORCH MONKEY Person who sits on their porch, lazy person  POSE Suppose  POSS Possibly  POST Hang out  POT Mariujana  POT HEAD Person who smokes WEED  POTC Pirates Of The Carribean  POTD Post Of The Day  POTO Phantom Of The Opera  POTS Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)  POTUS President of the United States  POTW Patient of the Week (House M.D.)  POV Point Of View  POW Prisioner of War  POWN same as PWN  POZ HIV positive  PPB Parts Per Billion  PPC Pay Per Click  PPD Post Potter Depression  PPL People  PPLE People  PPLZ People  PPM Parts Per Million  PPPW Per Person, Per Week  PPS Post-Post Script  PPT Microsoft PowerPoint  PPU Please Pick Up  PPV Pay Per View  PQ Party Quest (game)  PR Public Relations  PRANG Scared  PRATT Stupid person  PRAWN Girl who is good looking except for her face  PRC People's Republic of China  PREE Watch, stare at  PREGGERS Pregnant  PREGGO Pregnant  PREGO Pregnant  PREP Prepare  PRESH Precious Awesome, cool  PRESSIE Present, gift  PRI Pretty  PRIT Ugly  PRO BONO For (public) good (Latin)  PROB Probably  PROBS Probably  PROBZ Probably  PROC Programmed Random Occurrence  PROD Protestant  PROG Progressive rock music Program  PROJECT same as HOOD  PROLLY Probably  PROMO Promotional material  PROPS Respect, recognition  PROXY Agent, middle man  PROZZIE Prostitute  PRW Parents Are Watching  PRY Probably  PS PhotoShop Play Station Post Script  PS & QS Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous  PS/2 Computer port for keyboard or mouse  PS2 Play Station 2  PS3 Play Station 3  PSA Publice Service Announcement  PSB Please See Below  PSD Photoshop Data file  PSH Dismissive expression  PSHAW Expression of disbelief, scepticism  PSI Pounds per Square Inch (pressure) Greek letter  PSM Personal Short Message  PSN Playstation Network  PSP PlayStation Portable  PSR Pretty Standard, Really  PST Please Send Tell Pacific Standard Time  PSTN Public Switched Telephone Network  PSU Power Supply Unit  PSYCHED Excited, pumped up  PT Phantasy Tour Physical Training  PTB Powers That Be Pass The Buck Please Text Back  PTDR Pete De Rire (French for LOL)  PTI Pardon The Interruption  PTL Praise The Lord  PTM Please Tell Me  PTO Paid Time Off  PTP Pay To Play Peer To Peer  PTSD Post Traumatic Stress Disorder  PTT Push-To-Talk  PTW Play To Win Professional Time Waster  PTZ Pan-Tilt-Zoom  PUA Pick Up Artist  PUB Public house, bar  PUFF Marijuana  PUG Pick Up Group  PUKKA Genuine, top quality  PULL Make out with  PUMA Woman who dates younger men  PUMPED Exhilarated, fired up  PUNK Music genre  PUNTER Customer  PURDY Pretty  PURP same as PURPLE  PURPLE Strong marijuana  PUSH Sell (drugs)  PUV Public Utility Vehicle  PV Promotional Video  PVC Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl  PVE Player versus Environment (MMORPG)  PVM Player Versus Monster  PVP Player v Player  PVR Personal Video Recorder  PVT Private  PWD Password  PWEASE Babyish form of Please  PWN Own, dominate  PWND same as PWNED  PWNED Owned, dominated Perfectly Owned  PWNT same as PWNED  PWOR Proceeding With Orders Recieved  PWOS Parents Watching Over Shoulder  PWP Plot? What Plot?  PWT Poor White Trash  PYP Play Your Position  PYT Pretty Young Thing  PZ Peace  Q Thank You  Q&A Question and Answer  Q/A Question and Answer  Q1 First Quarter Quake 1 (Game)  Q4U Question For You  Q8 Kuwait  QA Quality Assurance Question and Answer  QANTAS Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service  QB Quarter Back  QC Quality Control  QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)  QFE Quoted For Emphasis  QFP Quoted For Posterity  QFT Quoted For Truth  QI Quite Interesting  QK Ninja  QL Cool Quietly Laughing  QLD Queensland  QNA Question and Answer  QNO Quiet Night Out  QOS Quantam Of Solace  QOTD Quote Of The Day  QOTSA Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)  QP Quarter Pound (of weed)  QQ Crying Quit  QQ4U Quick Question For You  QR Queer  QSL Confirmed  QT Cutie  QTPI Cutie Pie  QTR Quarter  QTY Quantity  QUACK Doctor  QUE What?  QURL Girl  QVC Quality Value Convenience (shopping channel)  QWERTYUIOP Bored  R Are  R&B Rhythm And Blues  R&D Replicate and Duplicate Research and Development  R&R Rest and Relaxation  R5 Region 5 (DVD region)  RA Resident Advisor Resident Assistant  RAC Rock Against Communism  RACHET Crazy, nasty  RACKS Money (in thousands)  RAD Radical, cool  RADAR Radio Detection And Ranging  RAFL same as ROFL  RAGE Party very hard, get wasted  RAGO Whatever, OK  RAH Pompous or superior person  RAILS Lines of cocaine  RAINCHECK Postponement  RAK Random Act of Kindness  RAM Random Access Memory  RANDOM Unexpected, unpredictable  RANGA Redhead (derogatory)  RANK Disgusting, gross  RAOK Random Act Of Kindness  RAP Music genre  RAPID Cool, excellent  RAPPER Urban poet  RAR File compression type  RAS Remote Access Server  RASTA Rastafarian  RAT Snitch, telltale  RATCHET Undesirable, coarse woman  RATM Rage Against the Machine (band)  RATS Damn  RAWK Rock  RAWL Roll Around While Laughing  RAWR Right Answer, Wrong Reason  RAZZ Make fun of Get drunk  RBAU Right Back At You  RBAY Right Back At You  RBG Revolutionary But Gangsta  RBTL Read Between The Lines  RBV Red Bull and Vodka  RC Random Chat Radio Controlled  RCH A very small unit of measurement  RCON Remote Console  RCT Roller Coster Tycoon  RD Real Deal  RDJ Robert Downey Jr.  RDM Random Death Match  RDO Regular Day Off  RDR Red Dead Redemption (Game)  RDRR Har-de-har-har  RDY Ready  RE Regarding  RE-GIFT Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else  REC Recreation (ground)  RED COAT British soldier Holiday camp worker  REDBONE Light skinned colored person  REDNECK Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA  REDONCULOUS Ridiculous  REEFA same as REEFER  REEFER Marijuana  REEM Gorgeous, sexy, nice  REF Refugee  REG Regular  REGGIE Regular weed  REGS Regular Low quality marijuana  REL Relative Irrelevant  RELLIES Relatives  REM Rapid Eye Movement Rock band  RENTS Parents  REP Represent Reputation Repetition  REQ Request Required  RES Resin  RESH Depressing  RESTECPA Respect (Ali G)  RETRO Old fashioned style  REV Make an engine go faster Reverend  REZ Indian reservation  RFC Request For Comment  RFI Request For Information  RFID Radio Frequency Identification  RFP Request for Proposal  RFQ Request For Quotation  RFT Right First Time  RFYL Run For Your Life  RGB Red, Green, Blue  RGDS Regards  RGR Roger  RH Road Head  RHCP Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)  RHD Right Hand Drive  RHI Rumour Has It  RHINO Older man looking for a younger woman  RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges  RIB Make fun of  RICE Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements  RICK ROLL Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video  RIDIC Ridiculous  RIF Reduction In Force  RIFRAF Common people, trailer trash  RIH Rot In Hell  RINGTONE Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call  RINO Republican In Name Only  RIP Convert music/video on CD to MP3s Rest In Peace  RIPPED Well defined muscles Stoned  RIS Received In Swap  RITE Right Write  RIYL Recommended If You Like  RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms  RL Real Life  RLF Real Life Friend  RLTW Rangers Lead The Way  RLY Really  RLZ Rules  RM Remake  RMA Return Merchandise Authorization  RME Rolling My Eyes  RML Read My Lips  RMR Remember  RMT Real-Money Trading  RMV Results May Vary  RN Right Now Registered Nurse  RNA Ribonucleic Acid  RNB Rhythm And Blues  RNG Random Number Generator  RNR Rock 'N Roll  RO Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)  ROACH The end of a JOINT  ROAR Right Of Admission Reserved  ROCKBAND Music video game  ROCKIN Awesome  ROCKS Crack cocaine  ROE Rules Of Engagement  ROF Rate Of Fire ROFL  ROFC Rolling On Floor Crying  ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing  ROFLCOPTER LOL, ROFL etc  ROFLOL Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud  ROFTL Misspelling of ROTFL  ROG Really Old Git  ROGER THAT I Understand, OK  ROH Ring of Honor (wrestling)  ROI Return on Investment  ROLF Rolling On Laughing Floor  ROLL Experience the effects of Ecstasy  ROLLED Robbed, beaten  ROLLIN High on drugs  ROM Read-Only Memory  ROM COM Romantic Comedy  ROOTS Type of Reggae music  ROR Raughing out Roud  ROS Right On Schedule  ROSES Money  ROTC Reserve Officer Training Corps  ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)  ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason  ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing  ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud  ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing  ROTK Return of the King (Tolkien)  ROTM Run Of The Mill  ROW Rest Of the World  ROX Rocks  ROXOR Rocks, Awesome  ROXORZ Rocks  ROY Relative of yours?  ROZZERS Police  RP Role Play  RPC Role Playing Chat  RPF Real Person Fiction  RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade Role Playing Game  RPM Revolutions Per Minute  RPS Rock Paper Scissors (game)  RQ Random Questions (Livejournal community)  RR Restroom  RRD Rick Rolled  RRP Recommended Retail Price  RRR Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic  RS RuneScape, a MMORPG  RSA An encryption algorithm  RSI Repetitive Strain Injury  RSN Real Soon Now  RSPB Royal Society for the Protection of Birds  RSPCA Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals  RSRSRS same as LOL  RSS Rich Site Summary Really Simple Syndication  RSVP Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)  RT Retweet Real Time  RTA Road Traffic Accident  RTB Return To Base  RTD Ready To Drink  RTE National broadcaster in Ireland  RTF Return The Favour  RTFAQ Read The FAQ  RTFI Read The Flipping Instructions  RTFM Read The Flipping Manual  RTG Ready To Go  RTHX Thank you for the Retweet  RTM Read The Manual  RTO Radio Telephone Operator  RTR Roll Tide Roll  RTS Real Time Strategy  RTV Rock The Vote  RTW Ready To Wear Round The World  RU Are You?  RUA Are You Alone?  RUCA Girlfriend  RUDEBOY Gangster Ska fan  RUGGER Rugby  RUH ROH Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style  RUKA Gangster girl, MOLL  RUKM Are You Kidding Me?  RUMBLE Brawl, fight  RUO Weak (Chinese)  RUOK Are You OK?  RUS Are You Serious?  RUT Are You There  RV Recreational Vehicle  RVB Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)  RVR Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)  RW Read-Write  RWL Roaring With Laughter  RWNJ Right Wing Nut Job  RWP Random Wall Post  RWYS Reap What You Sow  RX Prescription  RYC Regarding Your Comment  RYN Read Your Note Regarding Your Note  RYO Roll Your Own  RYT Right, alright  S&D Search and Destroy  S&M Sadism and Masochism  S&P Salt and Pepper  S/ Substitute first word with second  S/B Should Be  S/N Serial Number  S/O Shout Out Significant Other  S/T Self Titled  S2 Love (heart shape)  S2G Swear To God  S2R Send To Receive  S2S Sorry To Say Safe To Say  S2U Same To You  S4S Support For Support (MySpace)  SA Sibling Alert  SAB Smoking A Blunt  SACK Bed  SAD Pathetic Seasonal Adjustment Disorder  SAE Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope  SAF Single Asian Female  SAFE Something or someone good  SAFM Stay Away From Me  SAG Wear trousers low around the waist  SAGE Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped  SAHD Stay At Home Dad  SAHM Stay At Home Mom  SAHN Son  SAHW Stay At Home Wife  SALA Idiot, moron  SALAM Peace (Arabic)  SALTS Smiled A Little Then Stopped  SALTY Upset, annoyed, embarrassed  SALUT Hi  SAM Stop Annoying Me  SAMEFAG Person with multiple aliases on forums  SAN Japanese name suffix, Mr or Ms  SANGA Sandwich  SANK Something  SANS Without (French)  SAP Sad And Pathetic Fool  SARCY Sarcastic  SARGE Chat up  SARKY Sarcastic  SAS Special Air Service  SASE Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope  SAT Scholastic Assessment Test  SATA Serial Advanced Technology Attachment  SATC Sex And The City (TV show)  SATS Standard Attainment Tests  SAUCE Misspelling of 'source'  SAUCED Drunk  SAVAGE Brutal but awesome  SAVVY Do you understand? Knowledgeable, well informed  SAWP same as SUP  SAYONARA Goodbye (Japanese)  SB Somebody  SBD Silent But Deadly  SBF Single Black Female  SBI Surrounded By Incompetence  SBJ Sweet Baby Jesus  SBM Single Black Male  SBS Step By Step  SBT Sorry 'Bout That  SC StarCraft (game) Silent Chuckle  SCA Scandal  SCALLY Low life, trailer trash  SCAM Rip off Make out  SCART Audio/Video TV connector  SCH School  SCHEMIE Someone from a council estate  SCHWAG Low grade marijuana  SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist  SCO San Fransisco  SCOFF Food Eat fast Sneer  SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States  SCOUSE Relating to Liverpool  SCOUSER Person from Liverpool  SCRAM Go away  SCRAN Food  SCRAP Fight  SCREB Dirty, scruffy person  SCRILLA Money, cash  SCRIM Practice game  SCRUB Loser who thinks he's something  SCSI Small Computer System Interface  SCUBA Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus  SD Sweet Dreams Secure Digital (memory card) So Drunk  SDA Seventh-Day Adventist  SDK Software Development Kit  SDRAM Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory  SDSL Symmetric DSL  SE Special Edition  SEC Second  SED Said  SEEDS Marijuana seeds Children  SEEN I see, understood  SEHR Very  SEKC Sexy  SEKKLE Calm down  SELFIE Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself  SEM Search Engine Marketing  SENIOR MOMENT Lapse of memory, logic or mental function  SEO Search Engine Optimization  SEP Somebody Else's Problem  SERP Search Engine Results Page  SES Marijuana  SESH Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)  SET Division of a gang  SETE Smiling Ear To Ear  SETI Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence  SEVIE Seventh Grader  SEXPOT Sexy Person  SEXT Send suggestive text messages  SF Science Fiction San Francisco  SFAM Sister From Another Mister  SFLR Sorry For Late Reply  SFO San Francisco International Airport  SFP Sorry for Partying  SFR Smiling For Real  SFSG So Far So Good  SFTBC Sorry For The Broadcast  SFW Safe For Work  SFX Sound Effects  SG2M Sounds Good To Me  SGO Let's Go  SGT Sergeant  SGTM Sounds Good To Me  SH Same Here  SHADDAP Shut up  SHADE Casual, disrespectful  SHADES Sunglasses  SHADY Shifty, sly, sneaky  SHAFT Screw, rip off  SHANK Homemade knife Stab  SHAWN Attractive man  SHAWTY Young girl/woman  SHEILA Woman  SHELL-LIKE Ear  SHERM Cigarette dipped in PCP  SHH Be quiet, shut up  SHILL Decoy, person in on a scam  SHINNY Informal game of hockey  SHIOK Expression of happiness, pleasure  SHIP Romantic relationship  SHIV Home made knife  SHIZZLE Sure  SHK Should Have Known  SHM Simple Harmonic Motion  SHMILY See How Much I Love You  SHO Sure Super High Output  SHOOK Scared, frightened  SHOOP Photoshop  SHOOTER Gun Person who fires a gun  SHOPPED Photoshopped, manipulated  SHORTY Girlfriend, attractive girl  SHOTGUN Front passenger seat  SHOTTA Thug, gangster Drug dealer  SHOULDA Should have  SHRINK Psychiatrist  SHU Secure Housing Unit  SHUBZ House party, rave  SHUCKS Expression of modesty or disappointment  SHUG Sugar  SHUP Shut Up  SHURUP Shut Up  SHUSH Shut up, be quiet  SHUX Shucks, expression of modesty  SHWE Should We  SI Stop It Stupid Idiot  SIA Sorry I Asked  SIAP Sorry If Already Posted  SIAS Say It Ain't So  SIC Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake  SICK Awesome, cool  SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering  SID Acid, LSD  SIDK Sorry, I Didn't Know  SIDS Sudden Infant Death Syndrome  SIF As If  SIFS Secret Internet Fatties  SIG Signature  SIGH Exhale depressedly  SIK same as SICK  SIKE Indicating the previous statement is false Psyche  SIKED Psyched, excited about  SIL Son-In-Law  SIM Subscriber Identity Module  SIM CARD Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone  SIMMER Relax, chill  SIO Bye  SIP YEP in Spanish  SIS Sister  SIT Stay In Touch  SITD Still In The Dark  SITREP Situation Report  SITTING DUCK Vulnerable, helpless target  SITU Situation  SIV Bad goalie in hockey  SIW Someone Is Watching  SIWOTI Someone Is Wrong On The Internet  SIZZLE Drug OC, oxycontin  SJ Society of Jesus San Jose  SK8 Skate  SK8R Skater  SKANKIN Form of dancing  SKEED High  SKEEN I See, Seen  SKENG Knife, blade Gun, firearm  SKETCH Unusual, dubious  SKEWL School  SKI Spend Kids' Inheritance Snort cocaine  SKI INSTRUCTOR Cocaine dealer  SKIDADDLE Go away  SKINNY Information, gossip Thin  SKINS Cigarette papers TV teen drama  SKINT Broke, having no money  SKITTLES Drugs  SKITZ Schitzophrenic  SKL School  SKN OK, cool, whatever  SKOOL School  SKRILLA Money  SKU Stock Keeping Unit  SKUX A guy who's good with women  SKYPE Internet telephone  SL So Lame  SLA Service Level Agreement  SLAB Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car  SLAP Sounds Like A Plan  SLAPPED Drunk  SLD Second Level Domain  SLEW Cut down, kill  SLF Sounds Like Fun  SLFN So Long For Now  SLH Santa's Little Helper  SLI Scalable Link Interface  SLICE Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana  SLICK Sharp, cool, smooth  SLM Salaam (hello)  SLOB Lazy, untidy, dirty person  SLOL Seriously Laughing Out Loud  SLOSHED Drunk  SLR Single Lens Reflex (camera)  SLT Salut, hello  SLUGS Bullets  SLY Still Love You  SMACK Heroin  SMACKED High on marijuana  SMAD Sad and mad  SMDH Shaking My Damn Head  SMDHE Some Mothers Do Have Em  SME Small/Medium Enterprises  SMEG All purpose swear word  SMEXI Smart and Sexy  SMEXY Smart and sexy  SMFT So Much For That  SMG Sub-Machine Gun  SMGDH Shaking My God Damn Head  SMH Shaking My Head  SMHID Shaking My Head In Despair  SMIDSY Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You  SMIZE Smile with your eyes  SML Screw My Life Story of My Life  SMN Shoot Me Now  SMOG Sweet Mother Of God  SMOOCH Kiss  SMOOSH Hug, squeeze  SMS Short Message Service  SMT Sucking My Teeth  SMTH Something  SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol  SMURF Experienced gamer posing as a newbie  SN Screen Name Side Note  SN1 Spare No One  SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up  SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage  SNAIL MAIL Regular postal service  SNAKE Snitch, back stabber  SNAKE OIL Fake medicine  SNAKING Flirting  SNAP Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc  SNC Social Network Check  SND Search And Destroy  SNES Super Nintendo Entertainment System  SNF So Not Funny  SNIDE Fake or counterfeit  SNIFF Cocaine  SNIPE Bid on eBay just before the auction ends  SNITCH Person who tells on someone  SNK Video game company  SNM Say No More  SNOG Kiss  SNOOKIE Pet name for BF or GF  SNOUT Cigarette  SNOW Cocaine  SNR Signal To Noise Ratio  SNSD Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group  SNU What's New?  SNYK So Now You Know  SO Significant Other Shout Out  SO SO Neither good nor bad, average  SOA State Of Alert (band)  SOAD System Of A Down (Band)  SOAG Son Of A Gun  SOCKPUPPET Person using a false identity  SOCOM Special Operations Command  SOD OFF Go away, get lost  SOE Sony Online Entertainment  SOF Soldier Of Fortune (Game)  SOFT Powdered cocaine  SOG Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)  SOH Sense Of Humor  SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure  SOI Statement of Intent  SOIDH Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen  SOK That's OK  SOLID Cool, awesome  SOML Story Of My Life  SOMSW Someone Over My Shoulder Watching  SON Close Friend  SONAR SOund Navagation And Ranging  SOO So  SOOC Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)  SOOD Cool  SOOTB Straight Out Of The Box  SOP Standard Operating Procedure  SOPA Stop Online Piracy Act  SORN Statutory Off Road Notification  SORTA Sort of  SOS Save Our Souls (Help!)  SOTA State Of The Art  SOTD Song Of The Day  SOUND Cool, awesome, good  SOUR Strong WEED  SOW Female police officer  SOWIE Sorry  SOX Socks  SOY Shame On You  SOYW Something On Your Wall  SOZ Sorry  SP2 Service Pack 2  SPAG Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar  SPAM Unsolicted email  SPANNER Idiot, fool  SPARK Set light to (marijuana)  SPAT Fight, argument, tiff  SPAZ Spastic  SPCA Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals  SPECTRE Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion  SPED Someone who needs special education  SPEXY Sexy with glasses  SPF Strictly Platonic Friend  SPIC Offensive term for a Hispanic person  SPIM Instant Messaging SPAM  SPINS Effect of drinking too much  SPIT GAME Act of flirting  SPITAL Hospital  SPLIF A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis  SPLIFF same as SPLIF  SPM South Park Mexican (rapper)  SPN Supernatural (TV show)  SPOC Single Point of Contact  SPOILER Something you would've prefered to find out yourself  SPOOF Tube used to reduce smoking smells  SPOON Cuddle  SPOT Lend money  SPOT ON Absolutely correct, perfect  SPQR Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the people of Rome)  SPROG Child  SPRUNG Obsessed with someone, in love  SPST Same Place, Same Time  SPUN Under the influence of methamphetamine  SPURS US Basketball team UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur)  SQ Sound Quality  SQL Structured Query Language (for databases)  SQTM Smiling Quietly To Myself  SQUARE Cigarette  SRH Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing)  SRM Stark Raving Mad  SRO Standing Room Only  SRS Serious  SRSLY Seriously  SRT Street and Racing Technology  SRY Sorry  SS Screen Shot  SSA Subject Says All  SSBB Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game)  SSBHM Super Sized BHM  SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual  SSD Solid State Drive  SSDD Same Stuff Different Day  SSH Secure Shell (Unix program)  SSID Service Set Identifier  SSL Secure Socket Layer See Subject Line  SSWA So Say We All  ST Something  ST00F Stuff  STA Surveillance and Target Acquisition  STACK $1000  STAMP OK  STAN Stalker Fan  STANDARD Of course, goes without saying  STANG Ford Mustang  STAR Friend, buddy  STAT Immediately (from Latin statim)  STATS Statistics  STB Soon To Be  STBE Soon-To-Be Ex  STBX Soon-To-Be Ex  STBY Sucks To Be You Sorry To Bother You  STC Subject to Change  STEAL Punch  STEEZ Style with ease  STEEZE Style with ease  STELLA Flirty girl  STELLAR Awesome, excellent  STEM Mix of STUD and FEM  STET Let it stand (Latin)  STEXT Sexy text message  STG Swear To God  STH Something  STHG Something  STHU Shut The Hell Up  STK Shoot To Kill  STM Short Term Memory  STMF Stay Thirsty My Friends  STML Short Term Memory Loss  STN Spend The Night  STNY Same Time Next Year  STOKED Very happy, excited  STOPE Awesome, cool  STR Strength Short Term Relationship  STR8 Straight  STRAP Gun  STROP Sulk, tantrum  STS Smirk To Self  STSP Same Time Same Place  STTN Sleeping Through the Night  STUNNER Good looking person  STW Search The Web  STY Same To You  STYL Speak To You Later  SU Shut Up  SUBS Subwoofers  SUCKS Is bad, is rubbish  SUFI Super Finger  SUGAR DADDY Rich older man  SUH Sir  SUIT Businessman, boss  SUL See You Later  SULA Sweaty Upper Lip Alert  SUM Some  SUM1 Someone  SUMFIN Something  SUMMAT Something  SUP What's Up  SUPER Very, really  SURE Yes (often sarcastic)  SUS Suspect, suspicious  SUSS Discover, understand Suspicious  SUV Sport Utility Vehicle  SUX Sucks  SVP S'il Vous Plait (please in French)  SVS Someone Very Special  SVU Special Victims Unit  SW So What? Star Wars Street Worker  SWAGG Style, coolness, confidence  SWAGGA Style or personality  SWAGGER A person's style  SWAK Sealed With A Kiss  SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss  SWAMBO She Who Always Must Be Obeyed  SWANK Cool, classy Single Woman And No Kids Second Wife And No Kids  SWAT Special Weapons And Tactics  SWEAT Like, love  SWED Smoke Weed Every Day  SWEET Awesome  SWEETIE Pet name for BF or GF  SWEETY same as SWEETIE  SWEXY Sweet and sexy  SWF Single White Female  SWIDT See What I Did There?  SWIFT Awesome  SWIM Someone Who Isn't Me  SWIR So Wrong, It's Right  SWISHER Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs  SWIY Someone Who Isn't You  SWIZ Con, rip-off  SWIZZLE Sweet  SWK Star Wars Kid  SWM Single White Male  SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed  SWND Sound  SWOG Uncoolness, opposite of SWAGG  SWOL Well built, muscular  SWOLE Muscular, in good shape  SWOT Person who is always studying  SWPF Single White Professional Female  SWPM Single White Professional Male  SWT Sweat Sweet  SWTOR Star Wars: The Old Republic (game)  SWW Slippery When Wet  SWY Sowwy (sorry)  SWYD Sleep When You're Dead  SXE Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)  SY Sincerely Yours  SYA See You  SYF Shut Your Face  SYG Shut Your Gob  SYIH See You In Hell  SYITM See You In The Morning  SYK So You Know  SYL See You Later  SYLA See You Later Alligator  SYM Shut Your Mouth So You Mad?  SYMBIAN Mobile phone OS  SYNC Synchronize  SYNT See You Next Time  SYOTOS See You On The Other Side  SYRS See You Real Soon  SYS See Ya Soon  SYSOP System Operator  SYT See You Tomorrow See You There  SYTYCD So You Think You Can Dance  SYWISY See You When I See You  S^ What's Up  T-T Crying  T.T Crying  T2M Talk To Me  T2T Time To Talk  T2UL Talk To You Later  T2YL Talk To You Later  T4P Thanks For Posting  T4T Tit For Tat Thanks For Trade  TA Thank you  TAB Acid, LSD Cigarette  TABOO Forbidden, not talked about  TAC Cannabis resin  TACKY In bad taste  TAD Small amount  TADA Exclamation when something is finished  TAE Trial And Error  TAF Tell A Friend  TAFF Person from Cardiff or Wales generally  TAFN That's All For Now  TAG Personal signature  TAGL There's a good lad  TAHT That  TAI Think About It  TAKS Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills  TAL Thanks A Lot Try Again Later  TAMW That Awkward Moment When ...  TANJ There Ain't No Justice  TANK Large person, heavily built  TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch  TAPPED Crazy  TAR Not very pure heroin  TARD Retarded person  TARDIS Time And Relative Dimentions In Space  TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up  TASTY Good looking Cool, awesome  TAT Tattoo Rubbish, junk  TATA Goodbye  TATO Alright, OK  TATT Tattoo  TAV Marijuana  TAW Teachers Are Watching  TAY Thinking About You  TAZE Annoy, irritate  TB Text Back  TBA To Be Announced  TBBH To Be Brutally Honest  TBBT The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)  TBC To Be Continued  TBCH To Be Completely Honest  TBD To Be Decided  TBE To be Edited  TBF To Be Fair  TBFU Too Bad For You  TBH To Be Honest  TBM Tactical Boyfriend Mention  TBMS To Be More Specific  TBNT Thanks, But No Thanks  TBQF To Be Quite Frank  TBQH To Be Quite Honest  TBR To Be Real  TBS Tablespoon To Be Specified  TBSS Too Bad, So Sad  TBT Truth Be Told  TBTF Too Big To Fail  TBTG Thanks Be To God  TBTP That's Beside The Point  TBU To Be Updated  TBX To Be Exact  TBYS Think Before You Speak  TC Take Care  TCB Taking Care of Business  TCBY The Country's Best Yogurt  TCCIC Take Care 'Cause I Care  TCFC Too Close For Comfort  TCFN Take Care For Now  TCFS Too Cool For School  TCG Trading Card Game  TCGB Take Care, God Bless  TCH Sound of disagreement, frustration  TCK Third Culture Kid  TCL Tool Command Language  TCOB Taking Care of Buisness  TCP Transmission Control Protocol  TCP/IP Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol  TCTC To Close To Call  TD Touchdown  TDDUP Til Death Do Us Part  TDDWP Til Death Do We Part  TDF To Die For  TDG Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band)  TDH Tall, Dark, and Handsome  TDI Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection  TDL To Do List  TDM Team DeathMatch  TDOT Toronto  TDS Technical Dificulties  TDWP The Devil Wears Prada (Band)  TDY Temporarily Deployed for a Year  TE AMO I love you (Spanish)  TEAL DEER same as TLDR  TEC Tec 9 handgun  TECH Technician Technology  TEE T-shirt  TEEF Steal Teeth  TEEN Teenager, teenage  TEH The Used to emphasise the next word  TEHO To Each His/Her Own  TEK Tek-9 machine pistol Technique  TEKKERS Technique (in sport)  TEMP Temporary (worker, file, etc.)  TEN Person with a perfect body  TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It  TERRIBAD Terrible and Bad, awful  TEVS Whatever  TEXT An SMS message sent between cell phones  TF2 Team Fortress 2 (Game)  TFA Thanks For Asking  TFCD Time For Compact Disc  TFFW Too Funny For Words  TFL Tip For Life Transport For London  TFLMK Thanks For Letting Me Know  TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share  TFLN Texts From Last Night  TFM Total Frat Move  TFM2KAU2FO That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out  TFP Thanks For Playing  TFRM Thanks For Reminding Me  TFS Thanks For Sharing  TFT The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III) Thin Film Transistor  TFTA Thanks For The Add  TFTC Thanks For The (Geo)Cache  TFTI Thanks For The Info  TFTL Thanks for the Link  TG Thank God Transgender Too Good  TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally  TGE Misspelling of 'the'  TGFI Thank God For the Internet  TGFL Thank God For Life  TGI Thank God It's ...  TGIAF Thank God It's Almost Friday  TGIF Thank God It's Friday  TGIM Thank God It's Monday  TGIO Thank God It's Over  TGIT Thank God It's Thursday  TGOD Taylor Gang Or Die  TGP Thumbnail Gallery Post  TGTBT Too Good To Be True  THA The  THABTO Two Heads Are Better Than One  THANG Thing  THANQ Thank You  THANX Thanks  THAR There  THC Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana  THE BOMB Really cool  THE NICK Prison  THICK Well proportioned, not fat or skinny  THIS I agree  THIZZ Ecstasy  THIZZING Tripping on Ecstasy  THIZZLE Esctasy tablet  THN Then  THNX Thanks  THO Though  THOU You  THRASH Thrash metal (music style)  THRU Through  THT That  THTH To Hot to Handle  THUG Violent criminal Person struggling to make something of their life  THUMBNAIL Small version of a picture  THUMBS DOWN Sign of disapproval  THUR There  THURR There  THWU To Hell With You  THX Thanks  TI Texas Instruments Rapper from Atlanta  TI AMO I Love You (Italian)  TIA Thanks In Advance  TIAB To Infinity And Beyond  TIC Tongue in Cheek  TID Take It Down  TIDY Cool, good  TIE Take It Easy  TIEF Thief, thieve  TIEM Misspelling of 'time'  TIF That Is Funny  TIFF Argument, disagreement  TIGHT Close Miserly  TIIC The Idiots In Charge  TIL Until Today I Learned  TIM Time Is Money  TIME Tears In My Eyes  TINA Crystal Meth  TINAG This Is Not A Game  TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion  TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation  TING Thing  TINSTAFL There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch  TINWIS That Is Not What I Said  TIOLI Take It Or Leave It  TIPSY Slightly drunk  TIRF That/This Is Really Funny  TIS It Is  TISA That Is So Awesome  TISNF That is so not fair  TITCH Small person  TITCR This Is The Credited Response  TITF Take It Too Far  TITT Throw In The Towel, give up  TIX Tickets  TJA Hi (Swedish)  TK Team Killer  TKD Taekwondo  TKM Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)  TKO Technical Knock Out  TKS Thanks  TKT Don't worry (French)  TL Talk Later True Love Team Leader  TL;DR same as TLDR  TL;DW same as TLDW  TLA Three Letter Acronym  TLC Tender Loving Care  TLD Top Level Domain  TLDNR Too Long; Did Not Read  TLDR Too Long; Didn't Read  TLDW Too Long; Didn't Watch  TLGO The List Goes On  TLI Too Little Information  TLK Talk  TLND True Love Never Dies  TLOL Truly Laughing Out Loud  TM Text Message Text Me Trademark  TMA Take My Advice  TMAI Tell Me About It  TMB Text Me Back  TMBG They Might Be Giants (band)  TMD Damn in Chinese Too Much Detail  TME Too Much Effort  TMF Too Much Forehead  TMH Touch My Hand  TMI Too Much Information  TMK To My Knowledge  TML Thank Me Later Text Me Later  TMM Tell Me More  TMMS That Made Me Smile  TMN Touch Me Not  TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  TMO Tomorrow  TMP Tactical Machine Pistol  TMR Tomorrow  TMRW Tomorrow  TMS Too Much Swag(ger)  TMSIDK Tell Me Something I Don't Know  TMT Too Much Tuna  TMTC Too Many To Count  TMTH Too Much To Handle  TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It  TMTS Too Much Too Soon  TMTT Too Much To Text  TMW Tomorrow  TMY Tell Me Why  TMZ Celebrity news  TNA Total Nonstop Action  TNB There's Nothing Better  TNBM True Norwegian Black Metal  TNF That's Not Funny  TNG The Next Generation (Star Trek)  TNL To Next Level  TNLN Took Nothing Left Nothing  TNO Trust No One  TNOP Totally Not Our Problem  TNOT Take Note Of That  TNSL Took Nothing, Signed Logbook (geocaching)  TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch  TNT Til Next Time  TNTM That's News To Me  TNX Thanks  TO Time Out  TO BOOT As well, also  TOASTIE Toasted sandwich  TOC Table Of Contents  TOD Time Of Death Time Of Day  TOEFL Test Of English as a Foreign Language  TOFT Take One For the Team  TOFTT Take One For The Team  TOH The Other Half  TOKE Inhale marijuana smoke  TOL Thinking Out Loud Thinking Of Laughing  TOM Time Of Month  TOMBOUT Talking About  TOMBOY Girl who behaves like a boy  TOMO Tomorrow  TOMOZ Tomorrow  TON One hundred  TONG Asian gangster  TONK Strong, muscular  TOOC Totally Out Of Control  TOODLE Goodbye, toodle-pip  TOOL Person of low intelligence, a fool  TOON Online character in RPG  TOOTLES See you later, goodbye  TOOTSIES Toes, feet  TOPPER Person who always has a better story  TOPS Wonderful, fantastic  TOS Terms Of Service  TOT Small child  TOTB Think Outside the Box  TOTE Carry  TOTES Totally  TOTES PRESH Totally Precious  TOTEZ Totally  TOTGA The One That Got Away  TOTM Time Of The Month  TOTS Totally  TOTT Think on These Things  TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States  TOTZ Totally  TOUCH Beat, kill, rob  TOUCHE Said when admitting opponent has made a good point  TOW The Other Wiki (Wikipedia)  TOWIE The Only Way Is Essex  TOY Thinking Of You  TP Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2)  TPAM The Person Above Me  TPB The Pirate Bay  TPE Total Power Exchange  TPK Total Party Kill  TPS Totally pointless stuff  TPT Trailer Park Trash  TPTB The Powers That Be  TQ Thank You  TQM Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)  TR Triple Rainbow  TR00 True, loyal  TRA Bye  TRAW Thick, Rich And White  TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks  TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face  TREE Marijuana  TRG Tiny Rascal Gang  TRICKIN Spending money on a girl  TRIFE Trifling, unimportant  TRILL True and Real  TRIP Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug  TRIPPING Under the influence of drugs  TRM That Reminds Me  TROL Police patrol  TROLL A deliberately provocative message board user  TROLLING The act of being a TROLL  TROLOL LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING  TROTW The Rest Of The World  TROUT Older man looking for a younger woman  TRU True  TRU DAT That is True, I agree  TRUFAX True Fact  TRYNA Trying To  TSA Transportation Security Administration  TSB True Story Bro  TSF That's So Funny  TSIA Title Says It All  TSK Sound of annoyance  TSM Thanks So Much  TSP Teaspoon  TSTB The Sooner The Better  TSTL Too Stupid To Live  TSUP same as SUP  TT Telegrahic Transfer Till tomorrow  TT4N Ta Ta For Now  TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge  TTC Trying To Conceive  TTD Textually Transmitted Disease  TTEOT Till The End of Time  TTFAF Through The Fire And Flames (song)  TTFL Ta Ta For Later  TTFN Ta-Ta For Now  TTFW Too Tacky For Words  TTG Time To Go  TTGG Time To Go Girl  TTH Trying Too Hard  TTIUWP This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures  TTIWWP This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures  TTJASI Take This Job And Shove It  TTL Thank The Lord Time To Live (network cache)  TTLY Totally  TTM Talk To Me  TTML Talk To Me Later  TTO Time To Own  TTOTM That Time Of The Month  TTP To The Point  TTR Time To Relax  TTT Third Tier Toilet (bad school)  TTTE Thomas The Tank Engine  TTTH Talk To The Hand  TTTT These Things Take Time  TTTTY Time To Talk To You  TTUL Talk To You Later  TTUS Talk To You Soon.  TTUT Talk To You Tomorrow  TTUTT To Tell You the Truth  TTY Talk To You  TTYF Talk To You Forever  TTYIAB Talk To You In A Bit  TTYITM Talk To You In The Morning  TTYL Talk To You Later  TTYM Talk to You Ma  TTYN Talk To You Never  TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon  TTYS Talk To You Soon  TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow  TTYTT To Tell You The Truth  TTYVS Talk To You Very Soon  TT_TT Crying  TUDE Bad attitude  TUFF Rugged  TUL Tell You Later Text You Later  TUNE Flirt  TURF Area, part of the neighborhood  TUVM Thank You Very Much  TUX The penguin Linux mascot Tuxedo  TVD The Vampire Diaries  TVM Thanks Very Much  TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name  TWD Texting While Driving  TWEAKED High on drugs  TWEAKING same as SPUN  TWEEKER A methamphetamine user  TWEET A post on Twitter  TWEETER Person who posts on Twitter  TWF That Was Funny  TWFAF That's What Friends Are For  TWHS That's What He Said  TWIMC To Whom It May Concern  TWISTED High and drunk  TWIT Foolish person That's What I Thought  TWITA That's What I'm Talking About  TWITCON Profile picture on Twitter  TWITTER A social networking site  TWITTER JAIL Having reached your tweeting limit  TWLOHA To Write Love On Her Arms  TWOC Taken Without Owner's Consent  TWONK Idiot, fool  TWOP Television Without Pity  TWOT Total Waste Of Time  TWS Typical Woman Syndrome  TWSS That's What She Said  TWT Time Will Tell  TWTMC To Whom This May Concern  TWU That's What's Up  TWYL Talk With You Later  TX Thanks  TXT SMS message  TY Thank You  TYB Try Your Best  TYBG Thank You Based God  TYFAYS Thank You For All Your Support  TYFE Thank You For Everything  TYFYT Thank You For Your Time  TYG There You Go  TYJ Thank You Jesus  TYL Text You Later  TYLJ Thank You Lord Jesus  TYM Thank You Much  TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested  TYPO Typing mistake  TYS Thank You Sir  TYSM Thank You So Much  TYSVM Thank You So Very Much  TYT Take Your Time  TYVM Thank You Very Much  T^T Crying  T_T Crying  U You  U.U Expressing sympathy  U2 You Too  U2B YouTube  U2U Up To You  UA4I You Asked For It  UAE United Arab Emirates  UAK You Already Know  UARK You Already Know  UAV Urban Assault Vehicle  UB2 You Be Too  UB3R Uber, very  UBD User Brain Damage  UBER Ultimate, best (German for above)  UBRS Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW)  UC&P Up Close and Personal  UCAP Up Close and Personal  UCLA University of California at Los Angeles  UDI Unidentified Drinking Injury  UDK You Don't Know  UEFA Union of European Football Associations  UES Upper East Side (of Manhattan)  UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship  UFG Up For Grabs  UFO Unidentified Flying Object  UG Ugly  UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding  UGC User Generated Content  UGG Ugly  UGGO Ugly person  UGGS Brand of boots  UGH Expression of disappointment or disgust  UH Expression of hesitation  UHF Ultra High Frequency  UHM same as UH or UM  UHQ Ultra High Quality  UHT Ultra High Temperature  UHU Misspelling of HUH  UI User Interface  UIN Unique Identification Number  UK Are You OK? United Kingdom  UKWIM You Know What I Mean  UKWUR You Know Who You Are  UL Upload  ULT Last month (from Latin ultimo)  UM Expression of hesitation  UMAD Are You Mad?  UMBJ You Must Be Joking  UMML You Make Me Laugh  UMTWTM You Mean The World To Me  UN United Nations  UNCE Sound of club music  UNDIES Underwear  UNESCO United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization  UNI University  UNICEF United Nations Children's Fund  UNIX Computer operating system  UNK Crackhead  UNO You know  UNTZ Sound of a pulsing beat  UO Ultima Online (game)  UPS United Parcel Service Uninterruptible Power Supply  UPT Uptown  UR Your You Are  URA You Are A ...  URAQT You Are A Cutie  URGH Expression of annoyance, displeasure  URI Uniform Resource Indicator, URL  URL Uniform Resource Locator, internet address  URM You Are Mad  URP Vomit, throw up  URW You Are Welcome  URYYFM You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me  US United States  USA United States of America  USAF United States Air Force  USB Universal Serial Bus  USBM United States Black Metal  USC University of Southern California  USCG United States Coast Guard  USD United States Dollar  USER Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage  USMC United States Marine Corps  USOA same as USA  USP Unique Selling Point  USPS United States Postal Service  USS United States Ship  USSR Union of Soviet Socialist Republics  USW Und So Weiter (German for etc)  UT Unreal Tournament  UTC Coordinated Universal Time Under The Counter  UTD Up To Date  UTE Utility vehicle, pickup truck  UTF Unicode Transformation Format  UTFL Use The Force, Luke  UTH Up The Hoods  UTI Urinary Tract Infection  UTO Unable To Obtain  UTP Up-Town Projects  UTR Under The Radar  UTS Under The Skin  UTT Under The Table  UV Unpleasant Visual  UW You're Welcome  UWS Upper West Side (of Manhattan)  UY Up Yours  V Very  V-SAFE Had a vasectomy  V.V Sad  V/R Very Respectfully  V4V Vote For Vote  V8 Engine type Vegetable drink  VA Various Artists  VAC Valve Anti-Cheat  VACA Vacation, holiday  VAIR Very  VANILLA Unexciting, conventional  VAT Value Added Tax  VATO Dude (Mexican)  VBG Very Big Grin  VBL Visible Bra Line  VBR Variable Bit Rate  VBS Very Big Smile  VC Voice Chat  VCARD Virtual (online) business card  VCD Video Compact Disc  VCR Video Cassette Recorder  VDU Visual Display Unit  VEEP VP, Vice President  VEETA Money  VEG Sit around and do nothing  VENT Ventrilo (internet chat program)  VERLAN French reverse slang (from l'anvers)  VERS Versatile  VET Veteran  VEXED Angry, annoyed  VF VampireFreaks  VFM Value For Money  VFX Visual Effects  VG Video Game Very Good  VGA Video Graphics Array/Adaptor  VGC Very Good Condition  VGG Very Good Game  VGL Very Good Looking  VH1 Video Hits One (TV channel)  VHF Very High Frequency  VHS Video Home System  VIBE Atmosphere, ambience  VIBIN Hanging, chilling  VID Video  VIG Interest paid on a loan  VIN Vehicle Identification Number  VIP Very Important Person  VIXEN Attractive woman  VIZ Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin)  VJ Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video)  VLOG Video Log  VLOGGER Video blogger  VLSI Very Large-Scale Integration  VM Voice Mail  VMI Virginia Military Institute  VN Very Nice  VNC Virtual Network Computing  VNDS Very Near Dead Stock  VNH Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)  VNS Very Nice Shot  VNSFW Very NSFW  VOA Voice Of America  VOD Video-On-Demand  VOIP Voice Over IP - internet telephony  VOM Vomit  VP Vice President  VPL Visible Panty Line  VPN Virtual Private Network  VR Virtual Reality  VS Versus, against  VT Video Tape  VTL Visible Thong Line  VTPR View To Permanent Relationship  VTR Video Tape Recorder  VV Very Very  VVN Very Very Nice  VVV Refering to comment below  VW Volkswagen  VWP Very Well Played Very Well Put  W George W. Bush  W'EVER Whatever  W/ With  W/E Whatever  W/O Without  W00T Hurrah  W2F Way Too Funny  W2G Way To Go  W3C World Wide Web Consortium  W4M Woman looking for a man  W8 Wait  W8AM Wait A Minute  WA Wife Agro  WA GWAN What's Going On  WAA Crying  WAAB Weak As A Bitch  WAAM What's going on, what's up  WAAN Want  WACK Low quailty, lame  WADR With All Due Respect  WAEFRD When All Else Fails, Read Directions  WAFFLE Pointless talk  WAG1 What's Going On?  WAGS Wives And Girlfriends  WAGWAN What's Going On?  WAGWARN What's Going On?  WAGWUN What's Going On?  WAH Working At Home  WAHM Work At Home Mom  WAJ What A Joke  WAK Weird, awful  WAL What A Loser  WALAHI I swear to God  WALE Rapper  WALLA Voila (French for 'here it is')  WALLAH I swear to God in Arabic  WALLHAX Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)  WALLY Stupid person  WAM Wait A Minute What A Mess  WAMH With All My Heart  WAMHAS With All My Heart And Soul  WAML With All My Love  WAN What A Newb  WANNA Want to  WANNABE Someone who wants to be what they are not  WAO Wow  WAP Wireless Access Point  WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil  WAREZ Cracked/pirate software  WAS Wait And See  WASH Waste of time  WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant  WASTE MAN Someone who is a waste of time and space  WASTED Drunk, stoned  WASTEMAN Worthless person, waste of space  WAT What  WATP We Are The People  WAU What About You?  WAUD What Are You Doing?  WAVEY Drunk, high  WAVY Well dressed Very nice  WAW What A Wanker What A Waste  WAWA Convenience store  WAX Without Any Experience  WAY Where Are You?  WAYD What Are You Doing  WAYDRN What Are You Doing Right Now?  WAYLT What Are You Listening To?  WAYOA What Are You On About?  WAYTA What Are You Talking About  WAZ UP What's Up?  WB Welcome Back Write Back  WBM Wanna-Be Moderator  WBN Would Be Nice  WBR With Best Regards  WBS Write Back Soon  WBT Will Be There  WBU What About You?  WBW White Boy Wasted  WBY What (A)bout You?  WC Welcome Water Closet, toilet  WCB Will Call Back  WCD What Chu Doing?  WCG World Cyber Games  WCIS What Can I Say  WCS Worst Case Scenario  WCW World Championship Wrestling  WCYD What Can You Do?  WD Well Done  WD40 Multi-purpose lubricant  WDC What's Da Craic?  WDE Worst Day Ever  WDIC What Do I Care?  WDITOT Why Didn't I Think Of That  WDMB Will Do My Best  WDOML Worst Day Of My Life  WDTM What Does That Mean?  WDUD What Do You Do?  WDUM What Do You Mean?  WDUT What Do You Think?  WDY Why Don't You?  WDYE What Did You Expect?  WDYG Where Did You Go?  WDYM What Do You Mean?  WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?  WDYS What Did You Say?  WDYT What Do You Think?  WDYW What Do You Want?  WDYWFM What Do You Want From Me?  WDYWT What Did You Wear Today?  WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About?  WE Whatever  WEB World wide web, internet  WEBA Welcome Back  WEBINAR Web based seminar  WEE Small  WEED Marijuana  WEEE Exclamation of excitement  WEF With Effect From  WEG Wicked Evil Grin Wide Evil Grin  WEHT What Ever Happened To?  WEIN What Else Is New?  WEL Whatever, Loser  WELC You're Welcome  WELL Very, so  WELP Well  WEML Whatever Major Loser  WENG Good looking  WEP Wireless Encryption Protocol  WEPA All right, cool, yeah!  WERD Expression of agreement  WERK Expression of approval, praise  WET BACK Illegal immigrant  WEVA Whatever  WEWT Alternative spelling of WOOT  WEY Dude, buddy  WFH Working From Home  WFM Works For Me  WFYB Whatever Floats Your Boat  WGAT Misspelling of 'what'  WGC Wild Goose Chase  WGO What's Going On?  WH Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)  WH40K Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game)  WHA What  WHACK Bad  WHALE Punch, beat  WHATCHA What are/do you ...  WHEEL Chat up, pick up (a girl)  WHEELING Picking up women  WHEW Expression of relief or amazement  WHIP Expensive car  WHIPPED Controlled by girlfriend/wife  WHISKEY TANGO WT, White Trash  WHITEWASH Act like a white person  WHIZ Talented person  WHO World Health Organization  WHOA Expression of surprise Slow down  WHS What He Said  WHT What  WHUT What  WHYB Where Have You Been?  WHYD What Have You Done?  WIA Wounded In Action  WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If  WIC Women, Infants and Children World in Conflict (game)  WICKED Very, extremely Cool, great  WID With  WIDOW same as WW  WIF With  WIFEY Serious girlfriend, wife material  WIFF With  WIFI Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet  WIGGER White person pretending to be black  WIGO What Is Going On?  WII Nintendo Game Console  WIIFM What's In It For Me  WIKI Collaborative web site  WIKTT When I Kissed the Teacher  WILCO Will Comply  WIMP Weak, cowardly person  WING MAN Person who looks out for you  WINRAR Winner  WIP Work In Progress  WIR When It's Ready  WIRED High on stimulants Online  WIT With  WITH Where In The Hell  WITW What In The World  WIUWY What Is Up With You?  WIV With  WIWWU Wish I Was With You  WIWWY What Is Wrong With You?  WIYP What Is Your Problem?  WJD What Jesus Did  WK White Knight  WKD Wicked  WKND Weekend  WKS Well Kept Secret  WLAN Wireless LAN  WLD Would  WLM Windows Live Messenger  WLTM Would Like To Meet  WLYB Who Loves You Baby  WLYK Will Let You Know  WM Woman Marine  WMA Windows Media Audio  WMD Weapons of Mass Destruction  WMF Wagging My Finger  WMG Warner Music Group  WMJ Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?)  WML Wish Me Luck  WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!  WMP Windows Media Player With Much Pleasure  WMV Windows Media Video  WN Why Not? What's New?  WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before  WNL Within Normal Limits  WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before  WNTT We Need To Talk  WNWY What's New With You?  WOAH misspelling of WHOA  WOAT Worst Of All Time  WOB Waste Of Bandwith  WOC Women of Color  WOE What On Earth  WOF While On Fire  WOG Offensive term for a black person A foreigner  WOLS Slow  WOM Women Over Mates  WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time  WOMP Low bass sound  WONGA Money  WONK Expert  WONKY Weird, not right  WOO HOO Expression of excitement  WOOK Dirty hippy  WOOP WOOT  WOOSE same as WUSS  WOOT Hurrah (Wow, Loot!) Want One Of Those  WOP Offensive term for an Italian  WOR Our  WORD Ok, I agree, hey  WORD UP OK, I agree  WORDS Response to something you don't care about  WORM Malicious computer program  WOS Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder  WOT What  WOTAM Waste of Time and Money  WOTCHER What are you up to? WU?  WOTLK Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW)  WOTS Word On The Street  WOW World Of Warcraft  WOWZER Exaggerated Wow  WOZ Was  WP Wrong Person Well Played  WPA Wi-Fi Protected Access  WPM Words Per Minute  WPW Misspelling of 'wow'  WPWW White Pride World Wide  WR Warm Regards  WRT With Regard To  WRU Where Are You?  WRUD What Are You Doing?  WRUTA What Are You Talking About?  WRYD What Are You Doing?  WRYTA What Are You Talking About?  WSA Wow, Strong Arms  WSIC Why Should I Care?  WSM Woman Seeking Man  WSP What's up?  WSS Why So Serious?  WST We're Still Friends  WSUL Will See You Later  WSWTA What Shall We Talk About?  WT What  WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?  WTA Winner Takes All  WTB Want To Buy  WTBS With That Being Said  WTD What The Deuce?  WTDT What To Do Today  WTDTA Where They Do That At?  WTFT What The French Toast (polite WTF)  WTG Way To Go  WTGP Way To Go, Partner  WTGP? Want To Go Private?  WTH What/Where/Who The Hell  WTHC Who The Hell Cares?  WTHIGO What The Hell Is Going On?  WTHIT What The Hell Is That?  WTHIWWY What The Hell Is Wrong With You?  WTHN Why The Heck Not?  WTHRU Who The Hell Are You?  WTII What time Is It?  WTK Want To Know  WTL Will Talk Later  WTLW Welcome To Last Week  WTM What's The Matter?  WTMI Way Too Much Information  WTMW Welcome To My World  WTO World Trade Organization  WTP What's The Point?  WTT Want To Trade  WTTC Welcome To The club  WTTIR When The Time Is Right  WTTJ Welcome To The Jungle  WTTM Without Thinking Too Much  WTV Whatever  WTW Walk Through Walls (gaming) Walk this Way  WTY Why, Thank You  WTYO Whatever Turns You On  WU What's Up  WUA What You At?  WUB Love  WUBU What You Been Up to?  WUBU2 What Have You Been Up To?  WUD What You Doing?  WUF Where are you from?  WUG What You Got? Where You Going?  WUGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?  WUH What?  WUL Watched User List  WULA What're you Looking At?  WUM Woman Wind-Up Merchant  WUN Bye  WUP What  WUS Wimp  WUSS Wimp, coward  WUT What  WUU2 What are You Up To?  WUUP2 What are You Up To?  WUUT same as WUU2  WUV Love  WUW What You Want?  WUWCB What do You Want to Chat about?  WUWH Wish You Were Here  WUWT What's Up With That  WUWTA What You Wanna Talk About?  WUWTB What You Wanna Talk 'Bout?  WUWU What's Up With You?  WUZ Was  WW White Widow (strong marijuana) White Woman  WW1 World War One  WW2 World War Two  WWA Wiggers with attitude  WWBD What Would Batman Do?  WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do?  WWE World Wrestling Entertainment  WWF World Wildlife Fund World Wrestling Federation (now WWE)  WWIT What Was I Thinking?  WWJBD What Would Jason Bourne Do?  WWJD What Would Jesus Do?  WWOTW Wicked Witch Of The West  WWU Where Were You?  WWW World Wide Web  WWWY What's Wrong With You?  WWY Where Were You?  WWYD What Would You Do?  WWYDT Why Would You Do That?  WY Why Would You  WYATB Wish You All The Best  WYB Watch Your Back  WYBD What've You Been Doing?  WYBMV Will You Be My Valentine?  WYCM Will You Call Me?  WYD What You Doing?  WYDN What You Doing Now?  WYF What's Your Favorite ...?  WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?  WYK Would You Kindly  WYL Whatever You Like  WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?  WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?  WYLION Whether You Like It Or Not  WYLSCWTW Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?  WYLT What You Listening To?  WYM Watch Your Mouth What You Mean?  WYMM Will You Marry Me?  WYN What's Your Name?  WYP What's Your Problem? What's Your Point?  WYR Would You Rather  WYS What You Said  WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get  WYTA What You Talking About?  WYUT What You Up To  WYWH Wish You Were Here  WYWTA What You Wanna Talk About  W^ What's up  X Kiss  X) Happy, mischevious  X.X Exasperated, irritated, annoyed  X3 Cute face  XAXA Ha Ha  XB XBox  XBF Ex-Boyfriend  XBL XBox Live  XC Cross Counrty  XD LOL  XHTML Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language  XKCD Web comic  XL Extra Large  XLNT Excellent  XLR8 Accelerate  XLS MS Excel file extension  XM Extreme  XML eXtensible Markup Language  XO Hugs & Kisses  XOX Hugs & Kisses  XOXO Hugs & Kisses  XP Windows operating system  XS Excess Extra Small  XT Cross Training  XTC Ecstasy  XVID Video format  XX Kisses  XXX Kisses  XYZ Examine Your Zipper  X] Happy  X_X Dead  Y Why?  Y/N Yes/No  Y/Y Yes/Yes  Y2K Year 2000  YA You Yes Young Adult  YAAR Dude, mate (Hindi)  YACC Yet Another Compiler-Compiler  YADA And so on, blah  YAGB You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD)  YAHOO Yob, lout  YAHWEH The name of God in hebrew  YAK You Already Know  YAL Girl (Hispanic)  YALDI Expression of excitement  YALL You All  YALLA Hurry Up (Arabic)  YALLAH Let's Go (Arabic)  YAMP Young tramp  YANK American  YANKEE American  YANNO You Know  YANO You Know  YAP Steal, rob Young Asian Professional  YAR Yes  YARD Home  YARDIE Jamaican (gang member)  YARLY Yeah Really  YAS Emphatic Yes You are Sexy  YASNY You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet  YAT Gril, woman Where You At?  YATB You Are The Best  YATK You Are Too Kind  YATLOML You Are The Love Of My Life  YAVW You Are Very Welcome  YAW You Are Welcome  YAWA Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems  YAWN Boring  YAY Cocaine Exclamation of approval  YAYO Cocaine  YBS You'll Be Sorry  YBTJ You Be The Judge  YBW You've Been Warned  YBWM You Belong With Me  YC You're Cool/Cute/Crazy  YCMIU You Couldn't Make It Up  YCMU You Crack Me Up  YDEK You Don't Even Know  YDG You Dig?  YDI You Deserve It  YDK You Don't Know  YDL Yellow Dog Linux  YDMS You Don't Make Sense  YDMT You Don't Mean That  YDS You Don't Say  YDU You Don't Understand  YDWK same as YDWTK  YDWTK You Don't Want to Know  YE Yes, yeah You  YEA Yeah, yes  YEAP Yes  YEH Yes  YELLO Hello  YELLOW BONE Light-skinned black woman  YEP Yes  YER Your Yes  YERP Yes, what's up, ok  YESH Yes  YEW You  YEY same as YAY  YEYO Cocaine  YEZZER Yes Sir  YF Your Friend  YFW Your Face When ...  YG Young Gangster  YGG You Go Girl  YGI You Got It  YGLT You're Gonna Love This  YGM You Get Me? You've Got Mail  YGP You Got PWNED!  YGPM You've Got Private Message  YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding  YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me  YGTR You Got That Right  YH Yeah  YHA Youth Hostel Association  YHBT You Have Been Trolled  YHBW You Have Been Warned  YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem  YHL You Have Lost  YHM You Have Mail  YHNI You Have No Idea  YHU You  YID Yes I Do  YIK Yes, I Know  YIKES Expression of shock or surprise  YIM Yahoo! Instant Messenger  YINS You guys, you all  YITB Yours In The Bond  YJLTG You Just Lost The Game  YK You're Kidding  YKIMS You Know It Makes Sense  YKK Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer)  YKW You Know Who  YKWIM You Know What I Mean  YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying?  YKYLM You Know You Love Me  YL Young Lady  YLM You Love Me?  YM Yahoo Messenger Your Mom  YMBJ You Must Be Joking  YMCA Young Mens Christian Association  YMCMB Young Money Cash Money Billionaires  YMMD You Made My Day  YMML You Make Me Laugh  YMMS You Make Me Smile  YMMV Your Mileage May Vary  YMW You're Most Welcome  YN Crossed fingers (MSN)  YNK You Never Know  YNT Why Not?  YNWA You'll Never Walk Alone  YO Your Hi Years Old  YOB Hooligan, thug  YODO You Only Die Once  YOKED Well built, muscular, ripped  YOLA Cocaine  YOLO You Only Live Once  YOMB You Owe Me Big  YOO You  YOOH You  YOUNS You guys, you all  YOUS You, you guys  YOUSE You (plural)  YOYO You're On Your Own  YP Your Problem Yes, Please  YPU Misspelling of 'you'  YQ I Like You  YQW You're Quite Welcome  YR Yea, Right.  YRG You Are Good!  YRMV Your Results May Vary  YRO Your Rights Online  YRS Years  YSI You Stupid Idiot  YSK You Should Know  YSL Yves Saint Laurent  YSMTU You So Made That Up  YSS You Suck Severely  YT Are you there?  YT? You Think ?  YTB You're The Best  YTD Year To Date  YTM You're The Man  YTMND You're The Man Now, Dog (website)  YTO You're The One  YTP YouTube Poop  YTTM You Talk Too Much You Talking To Me?  YUCK Expression of disgust  YUCKY Disgusting, gross  YUH Yes You  YUM Said when something tastes good or is attractive  YUMMY MUMMY Attractive mother  YUO Misspelling of 'you'  YUP Yes  YUPPERZ Yes  YUPPIE Young Urban Professional  YUS Yes  YUSH Yes  YUTE Youth  YVW You're Very Welcome  YW You're Welcome  YWCA Young Women's Christian Association  YWIMC Your Wish Is My Command  YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some  YWU? Yo Waz Up?  ZA Pizza  ZAIN Beautiful (Arabic)  ZECH Energy, life  ZED Zombie  ZERG Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill  ZIG ZAG Cigarette paper  ZILCH Nothing, zero  ZIMBO Person from Zimbabwe  ZING Owned  ZIP Ounce of marijauna  ZIT Spot, pimple  ZOMB Zombie  ZOMFG OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key)  ZOMG Same as OMG  ZONG BONG with a Z shaped tube  ZONKED Very tired or inebriated  ZOOT Spliff, joint  ZOOTED High on drugs  ZTA Zeta Tau Alpha  ZUP What's up?  ZUT Damn it (French)  ZZZ Sleepy, bored or tired  \M/ Horns, metal salute  \O Waving  \O/ Happy, arms in the air  \\// Peace Vulcan salute  ^.^ Happy  ^.~ Wink  ^5 High five  ^O^ Hurrah  ^W^ Happy  ^^ Happy  ^^^ Reference to line above  ^_^ Happiness, satisfied  |O| same as LOL  }:-) Devilish smile