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by Thomas Conway freshman class. student must successfully com­complete a iiumaii iteiaiauus i M UlilVllW O A VS A IVV>Vpitlg On Friday, March 20th, the Education Department chair­ plete an academic major as well Program as well. program were that liberal arts Lawrence faculty voted on two man Kenneth Sager stressedas the certification re­ Students, moreover, have graduates are needed on the recommendations concerning that the phasing out of the pro­ quirements. shown declining interest in the elementary level, and that the Department of Education gram did not in any way It was felt that the mounting program. There were 23 par­elementary certification was made by the Committee on foreshadow the scrapping of therequirements interfered withticipants five years ago, but on­one of the few ways in which Academic Planning after a year department altogether. the pursuit of a liberal artsly 5 this year. students could acquire voca­ long study. The program will be ter­ course of study. The amount of money to be tional training as well as a It was decided that Lawrence minated primarily because of Under the latest re­ saved by cutting the present liberal arts background. will phase out its programthe steadily increasing re­quirements, those Lawrenceprogram will be meager. To It was also argued that leading to certification in quirements for certificationstudents desiring elementaryadequately handle the increase Lawrence graduates teaching in elementary education while demanded by the Wisconsin certification must, in addition in certification requirements,elementary as well as secondary rededicating itself to a strongDepartment of Instruction. to taking a broad liberal artshowever, the Education Depart­ schools would almost be an ex­ program leading to certification Unlike in the state schools, core of courses and to master­ment would have had to have tension of the admissions office in secondary education. where a student may fulfill the ing an academic major, take been expanded at a time when in that they would be in a good As a result of the vote, requirements through annine required courses in Educa­streamlining has become im­position to locatejtop students elementary certification will be Education major; at Lawrence a tion, Art, and Psychology and perative. and to ppemoie the university. last offered to the current

T h e L a w r e n t i a ^ a A Free Forum of the Lawrence People

VOL. XCV111* NO. 17 LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY, APPLETON. WISCONSIN 54911 FRIDAY. APRIL 3. 1981

Commentary Police interns

W h y a violent America? by Elli Kerlow There will be evacuation and The Appleton Police Depart­ relocation plans, too. The Police by Terry Moran catastorphic hunger for most ofand participation in the ment, assisted by three Department and other city W e are of a generation whosemankind, stupefaction from the political process, transformedLawrence students, is prepar­agencies will have a record of political awareness has beennarcotic of mass culture, andthat process into a weird dance ing a disaster contingency plan the city’s available resources, shaped by cataclysmic, violent bureaucratized dogmatism, a of shadows on the flickering to help the city better respond such as trucks, lifts and chain events—JFK, Martin Lutherspreading of mass myths...”cathode ray tube. Monday's to and cope with natural and saws. King, Bobby Kennedy, Viet­ (emphasis added). Robinson events can unfortunately only man-made catastrophes. "In the event of a tornado, nam, Chicago 1968, Kent State,Jeffers, in 1925, watchedbe expected with more regulari­ Appleton never has had a the emergency plan would tell George Wallace. This litany “ While this America settles inty in such a milieu. plan to respond to natural the Police and Fire Depart­ haunts us, echoes in ourthe mould of its vulgarity, The very coverage of the disasters. ments whom to call if power memories with the force ofheavily thickening into event by the networks reflected The Police Department-LU lines were downed, when to call myth. Last Monday, we faced empire...” There is a grave andthis fundamental separation plan will be included in the the Red Cross and how to clean once again the desperate bizarre distortion of reality infrom the reality of human ex­ Outagamie County appendices up the debris with the coopera­ realization of our nagging fears,this country, a distortion inperience. Over and over again, to the state emergency plans. tion of other departments, such the thick center of corruption ofwhich most people live their millions watched as four men “ Right now, if something as Public Works,” Ochalek our society. Why does thisdaily lives, through which they were shot, people panicked in happened, we'd have to rely on said. country regurgitate men suchview the world and its political fear for their lives, law enforce­the common sense of our com­ Air and water pollution, as John W . Hinckley, Mr., Lee events. John Warnock Hin­ ment officials pinned and manders,” said Appleton Police nuclear waste leaks, illegal Harvey Oswald, James Earlckley, Jr.’s attempted assasina-wrestled a suspect, and one Inspector James Cotter. "Youdumping, broken pipelines, Secret Service agent cocked a Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Arthurtion, apparently motivated by a can’t ‘wing it’ on a gut reaction. airplane crashes, and train Bremer and all the other sadgrotesque infatuation with a deadly-looking submachine You need some guidelines." derailments are some of the loners who seek some answer pubescentto movie star, is but angun. All in living color; all, at The Police Department is set­man-made disasters with which their inner torment through theintensification of this distor­times, in slow motion; all ting up those procedural the Appleton plan will be able public act of political violence? tion, a perilous twist of the brought to you continuously, guidelines for any emergency to deal. Some say the fabricated, disturbed imagination which without commercial interrup­ situation. City agencies and "W e have to be prepared in romantic frontier past ofsaw in a popular, acclaimed and tion. Every rumor, every detail, departments will be instructedcase a train carrying chlorine America, when distilled by a extremely violent movie- was seized on by the networks, in what steps to take first inderails," Cotter said. He said troubled mind, triggers a“ Taxi Driver” , a glorious,grasping for every mote of newsany disaster situation, CotterAppleton’s underground gas violent, response. Though thebloody deliverance from its as the day’s events unfolded, said. and oil lines could rip apart and concocted past of the American burdens. trying desperately to prolong The purpose of the plan is to endanger the whole city. West may be partly responsible Days before the attempt on and extend the drama they ap­ make warning, evacuation, and In the research process, Cot­ for at least the fervor of the gunhis life, President Reagan sat inparently feel they have to cleanup systems in a disaster,ter and the Lawrence students lobby, these acts are too frantic,the front row of Ford's Theater,heighten—and manufacture. an efficient process. said they are considering the too forlorn to be the product ofa few feet from the scene of Lin­ The most gruesome evidence of Appleton’s emergency pro­worst disasters that could occur any kind of historical sense,coln’s assasination. The placethis “ television journalism'' cedures are being coordinatedhere. The plan, for instance even a warped, mythologized has been turned into a shrine, a was the cruel botch of the three by Police Chief David Gorski, would list the measures to take one. The answer, the fault, liesmorbid affirmation of the event networks racing to be the firstCotter and Adrian Arens,if an Air Wisconsin or Republic not in our stars, nor in our past,that took place there 115 yearsto announce and confirm that Outagamie County emergency Airlines plane crashed. “ It but in ourselves, and in the wayago. With the Vice-President, Press Secretary Brady wasgovernment coordinator. would coordinate efforts to take in which we have chosen to the Senate Majority Leader, the dead. The human, emotional The three Lawrence studentscare of injured persons, firei view the world, in the reality we Speaker of the House and their reality of the scene was lost; the - Kathy Ochalek, Elizabeth and damage," Shoemaker said. have chosen to live in. wives. President Reagan watch­coverage was a super-fix for theShoemaker and Dawn Pubanz - The students said it is dif­ Andrei Sakharov, in Pro­ed the plastic soulless traves­addicted millions, one of whom were selected by the Police ficult to determine Appleton’s gress, Coexistence and Intellec­ty that passes for entertain­had taken the high to its logical Department to help put the available resources and the tual Freedom, published nearlyment in this country, while conclusion. emergency plan together on the emergency steps that should be thirteen years ago, assertedmillions watched him watching * ★ ★ ★ basis of their writing andtaken in each situation. They “ The division of mankind it. The drug of mass culture, In the evening, after the day research abilities. know the research is going to threatens it with destruction.promulgated primarily by the was done, after the news had "It surprised me that they'retake a lot of time, but they are Civilization is imperiled by: a medium of television, has swept across this campus like lettinga us do so much on our confident they can do it. The universal thermonuclear war,distorted citizen awareness of “cont. on pune 3" own,” Ochalek said. “ It’s like students went on to say they writing a big research paperare interested in the emergency that might have an impact if it plan because it will help the ci­ helps the Police Department or ty. And the research is giving London Prof visits campus someone in a disaster.’’ them an opportunity to work by Susan McGrath American Revolution,’’ will campus. Cotter said the Lawrence with their education, not just Alan Beattie, government draw parallels between the Mr. Beattie is currently a students are considering everyfor it. professor at the Lawrence Lon­Thatcher ministry and the new Senior Lecturer of Political natural and man-made disaster "Writing this plan makes me don Study Center, will be on the Reagan initiative. Reagan and Science at the London School of that could affect Appleton. The feel like I'm doing something Appleton campus for two weeks Thatcher share many of the Economics where he also servesemergency plan, he said, that will help people live more beginning today. same strategies, particularlyas Deputy Chairman of the Ad­ focuses on natural disasters:comfortably if they know what Beattie will conduct a Main concerning economics. missions Committee. His in­tomatoes, windstorms, bliz­to do in an emergcney—if they Hall Forum this afternoon at Other public appearances in­terests focus primarily aroundzards and flash flooding. ave one resource like this plan 4:00 in Room 109. His speech,clude a tea at 4:00 p.m. on Mon­the party system in Britain; its "They’ve started with tor­to turn to,” Pubanz said. entitled “ Crisis in Britishday, April 6 in the Ormsbytheory, history, and future nadoes because they occur most Cotter said he and the Government,’’ will address theLounge, and a discussion ses­direction. He is now working to often,” he said. Lawrence students may work rise of the new Social sion with the Public Policy Club complete a book entitled The Il­ In a tornado, Shoemaker said, on the emergancy plan for as Democratic party in Britain. He at noon on Tuesday, April 7 in lusions of Party Government: the emergency plan will include much as a year before it is will also speak at a UniversityDowner's Green Room. Beattie An Essay on English Constitu­a warning system that the Ap­finished, and added that he is Convocation on Thursday, will also address severaltional Thinking. This will be pleton Police and Fire Depart­ confident they will be able to April 9, at 11:10. His talk,Government, Economics, Beattie's first visit to Lawrencements can use in conjunction complete the plan and stay “ Mrs. Thatcher and the English, and Anthropology in his eight years with the Ixm- with the National Weather Ser­ within the Police Department’s classes throughout his stay don on program. vice. budget. Page 2 The LAWRENTIAN 3 April 1981

Member of the A Look To THE ASSOCIATED The “Necessity” of Budget Cutting on the LAWRENTIAN COLLEGIATE PRESS g | J “Reagan” Plan: Interview with a “Conservative” Vol. XCVIII—No 17Friday 3 April1981 voter who is now Reagan Supporter Phone«: Office: ext. 6768, Business mgr., ext 6863, Editor-in-chief, moves? Is the new deal dead? ext. 6881.Published weekly during the school year, except during C.B. with B.L. defense capabilities. W e ’ll need examinations periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. Q: What are the ‘‘Budget to spend nearly a trillion dollars A: Look around you: the age Printed by The Bulletin, Inc. of Appleton. Deadline for copy is 8 Cuts” as far as you see them, atin the next six years to refur­of economics determined by p.m. Wednesday night. All copy handed into the Lawrentian must least in their major outlines? bish and rebuilt both a Mr. Keynes is gone, dead; has be typed and double-spaced. All letters to the editor must be signed A: They are not actually creditable strategic (nuclear) been dead for some time now. If and typed, but names may be omitted upon request. Yearly sub­ “cuts” in the exact sense, but capability, and a very mobile we don’t move soon, try scriptions $9.00, overseas airmail $21, seamail $8. Second class something new, something postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. rather a shifting of budgetaryand very believable conven­ responsibility: the budget of tional force for use in times ofeven daring and “ revolu­ the United States could hardly crisis in any one of the many tionary,” the economy may, be “cut” in these times of infla­ “ world hotspots.’ under the weight of stagflation, tion, now could it? The Reagan Q: That sounds to me as if inflation, and all the rest of our plan is a plan to revitalize the we re going to spend one hell of -flations, just — just, well, self- 8 economy by a measured and a lot of money on guns. What destruct. No one wants that... “A careful tax cut of ten percent a about spending that money and yet, everyone’s going to the year for three years. here at home on the people who outhouse over the fact that the Q: Some economists say the earn it? Stockman said recently business people, yes, the big tax cut will be a highly infla­ that the people are not legally corporations, will feel the P e o p l e ’s tionary device. entitled to a return on their tax coolest and most refreshing A: Let me finish first. It dollars, what do you think he breezes from the so-called won’t be inflationary if people meant by that? Reagan budgetary “cuts.” Who can save at least part of the A: Well, I cannot, of course, do you think the major return they’ll be getting from answer for Mr. Stockman. We'll “employer” in this country is? P a p e r ? ” the cut itself. At any rate, the spend the money on a Q: Okay. But, isn’t the “new plan is designed purposefully tocreditable defense posture, anddeal” dead if the government help the class of people who in­ with respect to our ailing refuses to be what it’s been for vest part of their earnings,economy we’ll make the some forty years now, the so- without significantly damaging necessary fiscal changes as called I “ employer of last the “ safety net” of federal said which will revitalize the chance;;? Somewhere it was rumored that students get a liberaldollars for those who are actual­economy, putting people back A: What we must do is steer education at Lawrence. If this is indeed the case, it seemsly needy. Only the fat will be to work, more taxes'll come in, A W A Y from situations where a majority of students would be interested in discussingtrimmed from the social welfarewe’ll be seeing that amount “employers of last chance” are matters of pressing concern to our world in social con­dollars. W e simply cannot any returned to us in the form of a needed. W e must protect longer afford the costly social ourselves, our precious oil supp­ texts outside the classroom. Such discussion, however, is ten percent per year for three programs, such as CETA andyears . . . As I said, the budget ly pipelines, we must keep the rare and sometimes even frowned upon. Since many of several others. If we put ouritself will not be “CUT,” what enemy from our doorstep, and if the crucial problems that we face today (i.e. national faith in Mr. Stockman, return a is being slashed to the bone is that means stopping him as far economic priorities, foreign policy, concern for the en­few dollars to the public to the highly inflationary IN­ south of the border as possible, vironment, moral questions, etc.) are not always coveredprime the merchandising pump, CREASE in the federal outlays then we must do it. These and a few dollars to big in­ things are expensive. We have in Lawrence coursework, the student is expected to which is the cause of inflation dustry, the so-called “ Privateat its base. There, you let me to spend our money wisely. Peo­ become knowledgeable on these issues on his own. The Sector” of our economy, get the get it out... Uh — slashed that ple who are truly needy will be environment here at Lawrence is hardly conducive to ac­economy rolling again, get the is except for the needed defense taken care of U N T IL the tive discussion of political issues. Most students comejob markets opened again . . . increases . . . economy reasserts itself. Cer­ from similar backgrounds (2-car garage, 2.8 Q: You say trust Mr. Q: How is “big labor” going tain responsibilities for welfare children/family) and tend to hold political views similar to Stockman, just what do you to fare in these days of shiftedand the like will be returned to mean? the states, where it belongs; their parents. Moreover, the average student is essential­ budgetary emphasis? A: Mr. Stockman is President A: Fine, if they can hold the and that too will work out bet­ ly apolitical. The student of the 1980’s is too busy “get­ Reagan’s hand-picked officer in line in contractual negotiations, ter in the long run. If the cuts ting ahead” to be concerned with such matters. While charge of the budget cuts if that is, the administration work out, then what looks to be some students keep abreast on the issues, most do not.themselves . . . succeeds in selling its pro­“ not too equal” will be more Among those who are informed, few actively discuss Q: And yet you say that the market, pro-economy- equal than you now can see. budget “cuts” are really budget these matters much less put a pen to a piece of paper. stimulation plans . . . W e ’ll have to learn to shifts? I’m lost . . . “ manage” our economy, and Most students seem willing to let events in the world run Q: What will the social, the A: You will be lost without a “people” affects be from these our society. their course, perhaps because of a feeling of helplessness.very large increase in our It is clear that no one has the answers to the complex pro­ blems facing our society today. Getting as many perspec­ tives ass possible on a particular problem seems to beLetters the to the Editor most anyone can do for it. The problem may or may not be any closer to actually being solved, an understanding of the issue can be approached. Is London tough enough? Thus, it seems Lawrence students would benefit from a forum of political opinion that expresses viewpoints Lawrence University’s Lon­ The second part of this pro­Seeley G. Mudd have any of the from all sectors of the community. In response to thisdon program affords studentsblem concerns the manner in latter? Without accessto the the opportunity to study in a need, we have somewhat altered the thrust of the which classes are conducted. University of LondonLibraries, rich cultural environment and Winter term, one student who Lawrentian for Term III. Traditionally, the newspaper a priviledge lost toLawrence travel during scheduled took the average workload of students last year, theoppor­ has concentrated primarily in University issues andrecesses. Unfortunately, as three a classes in London, com­tunity for any seriousacademic Lawrentian having just return­ events with commentary on issues that have sometimes mented that only one of these work is minimal. Althoughthis ed from one term at the London been of marginal concern. This term, we hope to make the even remotely resembled a observer is not familiarwith center, I see two major(?) pro­ Lawrentian a "People’s Paper — a free forum of the typical course at Lawrence. the costs of maintainingthe blems currently afflicting this Curiously, this challenging and center, presumablyLawrence Lawrence people.” We encourage all members of the overseas branch of the Univer­ rigorous course was taught by coulda do better both in termsof Lawrence community, of any persuasion, to express theirsity. Lawrence professor. The otherliving accomodations and opinions and perspectives on issues concerning not onlyOne obvious setback to the two classes were dealt with in a library facilities. program must be the types of the University, but also on topics of broader concern. We very subjective and arbitrary There is little doubtthat the classes which are offered and hope that this approach will make the paper more in­ way. In one of these courses, foudation for an excellent first- the manner in which those students were evaluated upon rate overseas programIx>n- in teresting to read and encourage students to at least con­classes are conducted. The Lon­ a final exam and exten­ don exists. The centeris a great sider divergent opinions on a particular issue and perhapsdon curriculum offers a very sive term paper. These “tests ofasset to this institutionas it react to outside problems instead of accepting them. limited range of subjects and no knowledge” were returned to enables Lawrencestudents to courses in the natural sciences. students ungraded and un­ learn in a unique and less Consequently, those Sci-Hall marked. Yet, somehow isolated environment.Certainly majors interested in the pro­ my term in London might be gram are discouraged by theeveryone received a final letter for the course. considered, at the veryleast, a very nature and design of their fantastic learning experience Co Editors-in-Chief...... Phil Brick, Alan Gunn major fields of study. This past I he other major difficulty and one which will long l>{' Co-ordinating Editors...... Chris Butler, Tom Conway, term at least one science majorwith the London center, one remembered.Nevertheless, the David Weber, John Schmid was compelled to leave London which is strikingly ostensible, Business Managers...... Cathy Toressani, Pam Weber problems concerningclasses after 1 term and return toconcerns the facilities readily Sports Editor...... Brian Schneider available to the students. The and facilities in London Editorial Assitance...... Lee Ester Appleton for academic reasons. present accomodations in Lon­ preclude the program’scom­ Layout Editors...... Patty Quentel Although she had planned to re­ Hopeful that Photo Editors...... Sue Quentel, Lisa Wingfield main in London for two terms don seem hardly adequate to plete success. other students havesimilar Reporters...... Julie Collins, Anne Mullin, Dave Wille, an(* ^ e better Part of the sum­contain an expanding program. Andy Hazucha, Paul McComas, Kent Allen, Tim Clinch, Elli Ker- mer,“ miss science major” couldWhile situated in a good area, views on thismatter, we, the low, Paul Arbetan,Tim Melchert, Andy Larsen, Tom Barney, Terry not find any other way to meet I’addington, the Darwin Lodge Lawrence community, shouk Moran, Jim Hawkes. the requirements of her major.»oasts a limited living capacity concern ourselveswith impr<>^ Circulation Director...... Julie Thome and a single room which must ing the Iiondon program l<)r Cartoonists...... Tracy Coombs This raises an interesting ques­ tion; why wasn’t this student l)e used for teaching, eating, those students whoelect to properly advised about the re­studying and socializing’ reap its benefits inthe years quirements of her major beforeAnother smaller room containsahead. she departed for Undon? accumulated text books and Sincerely, travel brochures. Does the A ConcernedLawrentian Either Side 3 April 1981 The LAW RENTIAN Page 3 Delusions of Budget Cutting Of all the myths peddled on Reagan’s efforts to rehabilitate ment spending in most of the behalf of the Reagan economic it. other industrial nations con­ plan, the most offensive is the While it is true that some of stitutes a greater portion of the suggestion that the proposal the problems targeted for cuts Gross Nation Product—42% in C o n d e n s e d forces all Americans to “share do suffer from waste, fraud, and West Germany (whose inflation the burden equally.” Some of us mismanagement, this is a weak rate is much lower than ours) as will hear fewer programs on Na­ excuse for the kind of attacks compared to 34% in the US. It tional Public Radio. Others will proposed by the current ad­ also ignores a major element in have their food stamps cut off. ministration. The food stamp inflation: increases in wages N e w s . . . This adds a truly new dimen­ system may indeed be abused and costs, based upon infla­ sion to the meaning of “equal by “the not truly needy”. tionary expectations and ag­ sacrifice,” and yet many Nevertheless, it remains one of gravated by the budget cuts, Americans, both conservative the most successful federal will actually lead to greater in­ and liberal, are buying it, if only redistributive programs, vestment or to inflationary con­ because it assuages their guilt substantially reducing sumer spending, or, for that pangs as they accept a fun­ malnutrition among the poor. matter, that current taxation is 1 damentally inequitable plan. That it, of all things, should be so high that it discourages in­ Crucial to this myth is cut, while those who can afford vestment. And of course Reagan’s insistence that the to own two or three homes, the Reagan has left virtually un­ For condensed m inds cuts will leave intact a “safety administration, has decided not touched one inflationary ele­ net” for the truly disadvantag­ to end tax breaks for interest on ment in government expen­ J ed. True, some programs like second and third homes borders diture— military spending. That WEEKLY NEWS ing for all involved a speedy Medicare for the elderly, Social on obscene. Moreover Reagan’s worthwhile programs will be RECOUNT recovery. And no more in­ Security, veterans’ benefits, approach to the problem merely cut back is bad enough. That Very unfortunate news this stances of this kind... and a certain amount of reduces the number of reci­ they will suffer based on the week. In our nation’s eighth News from Poland: The unemployment compensation pients without curtailing the faith of David Stockman and assassination attempt the general strike scheduled for will be continued, mainly, one “waste” and “fraud” he insistshis group in this particularly President of the United States, this week was at the last suspects, because of the runs rampant in the program. controversial and uncertain Ronald Reagan, was shot in the minute barely averted by political clout of veterans’ Nor will Reagan’s attempt to brand of economics is even chest by a young, obviously Polish Government officials, groups and senior citizens. The lump various programs into worse. deranged assailant. The entire who promised in time to in­ real safety net, however, is be­ bloc grants to be handed over to Even if Reagan’s proposal is event was captured on video vestigate the incident, the ing pulled out from under the the states to administer, and to needed and would work as he tape by several news agencies beating of several Solidarity nation’s poor. Some of the slash the amounts of the grants predicts, the way it is being as the President, a top news Union members during a sit-in government’s most important by some 20-25 percent have any aplied, both in terms of the Ad­ aide, James Brady,, a secret ser­ strike in Northern Poland, and and beneficial programs, such effect other than to place ministrations priorities and its vice officer, and a D.C. members of the nation-wide as food stamps, Medicaid, and greater strain of state budgets methods, will cause the wrong policeman were gunned down in union early this week. Food CETA (Comprehensive Educa­ and, ineyitably, to curtail people to bear too much of the plain view in broad daylight on lines are reportedly lengthening tion and Training Act) pro­ valuable programs in educa­ sacrifice. It is downright a street in our nation’s capital. and the usual reports of Rus­ grams will be curtailed. People tion, health care, aid to the hypocritical for a society in The President had just finished sian and Eastern Pact troops on who are already among the handicapped, and local em­ which a majority can afford a speech to labor leaders and the border continue daily. “worse off” of our society are ployment. What Reagan what are, by almost any stan­ was about to return to the Back to murder: Another going to be made even worse euphemistically terms “greater dards. luxuries, to declare that White House. As he waved to child’s body was plucked from a off—able to receive even less flexibility” will actually mean it cannot afford to provide at the crowd and was about to river bed near Atlanta on Tues­ food, less shelter (subsidised hardship for those already bear­ least the basic necessities of life enter the Presidential limousine day. Autopsy reports are in pro­ housing benefits are due to be ing the brunt of current to all of its citizens. And yet the from three to six shots were cess to determine which miss­ slashed), less medical care, and economic ills. Reagan plan implies just that fired by a lone gunman who ing child this might be. Mean­ fewer job opportunities. The The real tragedy is that these one need only look at the was, mysteriously, standing in while, at the same location, Reaganites will argue that no sacrifices will be imposed in targets of his cuts. The fact the press line with such west of Atlanta, another body one will go hungry under their order to implement a program that other, less vital, but equal­ notables as Lem Tucker from has been taken from the river, plan. This is a charitable obser­ based on assumptions which ly worthy programs face cuts CBS news. this one that of a male negro vation and it may even be true, are, at best, questionable. does not make the plan any At this writing, Wednesday adult. Police are checking iden­ but it misses the point. The pro­ Reagan wants to cut govern­ fairer. Reagan’s defense of his eve, Mr. Reagan is reported in tities hoping for a break in this blem remains that the people ment spending, claiming that program rests on a rather stable condition and in the tragedy going on now for over a who are already paying the current spending is too high twisted idea of what con­ beginnings of a convalescence year. price for the failures of and the cause of most of the na­ stitutes an equal sacrifice. expected to take between six CBS News reports that the American capitalism are now tion’s economic woes. This ig­ by FRED BARTOL and ten weeks entirely. The fighting north of San Salvador going to pay the price for nores the fact that the govern- President was in surgery at has again intensified. Children George Washington Hospital in are dying from gunshot downtown Washington for wounds... some two hours to remove the bullet and fragments which had by B.L., C.B. and D.A. become lodged in the tissue of Thai and Indonesian com­ the left lung. Prognosis for the mandos stormed an Indonesian President is excellent. Not so airliner in Bangkok, freeing Mr. Brady, who was shot in the fifty-five hostages who were be­ left temple area. ing held by Indonesian hi­ Police have in custody a Mr. jackers. Three of the hijackers John W. Hinkley of Evergreen, were killed. Colorado. Of the scattered President Reagan signed the reports in thus far on the Dairy Price Support Bill Tues­ background and possible day, which prevented price sup­ motives of the assailant, most ports from automatically rising report him to have been recent­ on April 1. Estimated to save ly kicked out of one of our many $147 million a year, the bill is American Nazi parties. Due to viewed as an important victory the federal nature of the crime for the Reagan administration the FBI has received Hinkley agricultural policies. into their care and are holding A tentative contract was re­ him at a nearby Marine Base. jected in a national vote by the Reaction in the Nation has, of members of the United Mine course, been one of utter and Workers, sending union presi­ helpless despair. Congress went dent Sam Church, Jr. back to into immediate recess and the the bargaining table with the stock market closed down at soft coal operators. The week- the first news of the crime long coal strike will continue in which took place at approx­ the meantime. imately 2:30 ET Monday after­ The launch date of the space noon. Vice-President Bush, who shuttle “Columbia” was set for was in Texas at the time, flew April 10 following another suc­ back to Washington in a great cessful test last Monday. The Violence in America program has been repeatedly continued from page 1 hurry, and a flustered Secretary of State Alex Haig announced delayed because of problems dream of falling timbers, Uke a ritual of circus, the expected circus thinking of the children to a hurried White House press with the vehicle’s insulating gust of wind, after the networks lines, music, acts, had a more and of the Washington Hilton, briefing that things in tiles. had returned us to regular pro­ vital emotional impact, a truer, I remembered Yeats’s lines, Washington were "under com­ In Atlanta, another victim gramming, I went to a circus. A more decent impact, than all and they took on a new mean­ plete control,” i.e. his control. was added to the grim ledger small circus, but, I think, a real that had preceded it in my day. ing: Haig then proceeded to show when the body of a thirteen one— it even had a dog and pony If we are here for anything, it “The blood-dimmed tide is off his talents in Constitutional year old black youth was pulled show. It struck me, as I watch­ is to be able to sense the true, loosed, and everywhere Law, stating that he was third from a river south of the city. ed the wonder, boredom, joy, the real in life, and distinguish The ceremony of innocence is in line of succession to the Twenty-one children have been fatigue on the faces of the it from the fradulent, the drowned; president in times of crisis, just found slain there; another two children—and students spurious, the demagogic, the The best lack all convic­ two places off. Secretary Haig are still missing. —crowding around the perilous distortion and disorien­ tion, while the worst had recently embarassed the Carol Burnett was awarded magical ring, that all this, all tation in which we shall live. Are full of passionate intensi­ administration when he $1.6 million by a jury in her the tired jokes, age-old Armed with this, our chances of ty;” threatened to resign after libel suit against the National routines, good-natured improving this society for We must not lack that convic­ Reagan chose Bush over Haig Enquirer. The suit stemmed chicanery that is the timeless ourselves and our children are tion, we must sieze that passion to head the “crisis manage­ from an article printed five custom of “circus”, was more greatly enhanced. and intensity. Our time here ment” team. We add here our years ago by the scandal sheet. As I walked away from the demands nothing less. Burnett plans to give the real than what I had witnessed names to the list of those hop­ during the day. The human money to charity. Page 4 The LAW RENTIAN 3 April 1981

Toxic W aste The New Nightm are

by Paul Arbetan carcinogens. Some, such as mentaly retarded and had a If you are staunchly opposed hexa, are so potent that no safe double row of teeth on her lower to nuclear power because its limit has been established. It is jaw. Out of 36 residents tested, waste products are dangerous generally known to be 11 had abnormal chromosomes. and require indefinite storage, dangerous to humans at any Aside from the physical I have more good news for you. level over one part per billion. damage imagine the There is another waste dilemma In Mt. Vernon, Indiana, a waste psychological stress associated that many believe dwarfs the hauler dumped hexa into the ci­ with the fear of bringing a problem of nuclear waste. It is a ty sewers. The level of hexa in deformed, retarded child into sleeping giant just beginning to the sewers rose to a million the world and of possible awaken. The giant is toxic parts per billion contaminating cancers in yourself. waste. In the past several years four miles of sewer and causing How are we dealing with this chemical production has a two month shutdown of the problem? Most recently the dramatically increased. In 1940 sewage treatment plant. Plant EPA adopted the Resource only 125 million gallons of workers were stricken with il­ Conservation and Recovery Act benzene were produced. This lnesses such as pulmonary of 1976 which went into effect year, over two billion gallons edeman, respiratory distress, last November. It is a myriad of will be produced. In the past 15 memory loss, nausea, eye irrita­ regulations, most designed to years chemical production has tion and abnormal liver and halt the proliferation of dump ALTERNATIVES TO DOWNER? Photo: Lisa Wingfield increased over 700 percent. The kidney functions. sites. Unfortunately, the act Clean Water Act of 1976 re­ Other effects on humans have fails to have any provisions for quires the proper disposal of been clearly demonstrated at the clean-up of closed and aban­ waste chemicals from industry Love Canal at Niagra Falls, doned sites. Another problem New York. The city of Niagra the EPA faces is funding. They Internships: experience and commerce. Responding to forced the Hooker Chemical can only afford a fraction of the this need is a newly created in- by Dave Wille sites and when an environmen­ working off-campus. This time Spring break marked the ter­ tal threat is discovered the includes researching various mination of the Public Policy disposal company goes or is policy issues, gathering related The EPA estimates that only 7percent of Internship Program for the already bankrupt. Leaving the information, and observing 1980-81 school year. Five all toxic wastes are disposed of properly. EPA to pay for a clean-up it has bureaucratic functions. Addi­ Lawrentians participated in the no funds for. Former President tionally, those students involv­ program last term. These in­ Carter proposed a $1.6 billion ed in the program meet as a dustry, the toxic waste brokers. terns took positions at the Ap­ Unfortunately, the En­ dollar “superfund’’ to be raised group with internship director, in four years for emergency pleton City Planner’s Office Professor Jeffrey Miller. In this vironmental Protection Agency and Valley Bank in Appleton, (EPA) estimates that only 7 clean-up of oil and chemical weekly meeting new concepts and served as student directors percent of all toxic wastes are spills. A House subcommittee and problems are discussed of the Lawrence University disposed of properly. Waste cut it to $600 million. Do I need which may be applicable to one brokers can make greater pro­ to tell you what the short­ Social Survey. or several of the internship The purpose of these intern­ fits by disposing of waste im­ sighted Reagan administration projects. Aside from job re­ ships is to provide practical ex­ properly, charging 75 cents to did with this fund? Reagans ef­ quirements, the class re­ 150 dollars a drum and simply forts to stimulate the U.S. perience in several policy areas. quirements of the internship storing them. William Car- economy include a loosening of The program also enables program include individual con­ racino, former president of a the already inadequate toxic students to apply the sultation with Professor Miller, cartage firm and present prison waste regulations. theoretical concepts learned in and a final research paper. inmate described the operation It is not as though we lack previous government and The internship program is in Audubon magazine. “You go the technical know-how to solve public policy courses to real-life presently offered during winter out and rent a piece of property. this problem. We know how to decision-making processes. term; however, consultation Rent it, don’t buy it. Rent ten Worker of the future? store these chemicals and even While of special benefit to with Professor Miller can lead acres, twenty acres, get a per­ students completing the public to an internship at an alter­ mit to handle drums. Bring We know how to store these chemicals but policy concentration, the intern­ native time. The advantages of ship program can be of value to them on the property and just are unwilling to pay the cost.______offering the program second store them. As soon as the heat anyone entering the business term are two-fold. First, during world or continuing in graduate the fall term a search may be gets too great, just go Company to sell a poorly how to degrade and reuse many education; areas where efficient conducted for an appropriate bankrupt, get out of it.’’ designed and poorly con­ others, but we are unwilling to The more drums you can decision-making is necessary. structed toxic waste pit to the pay the cost. It can cost up to employment position. Second, store the more money you can Also, personal contacts are city. The city broke the asphalt $160 a ton for incineration and this format allows an extensive make so brokers can make more made which may be of some seal over the dump and built $110 a ton for chemical internship project to be con­ money by reducing their inven­ value in future years. homes. The effect on the people neutralization. Just dumping tinued through the spring term tory. Inventory reduction takes The format of the internship was devastating. The residents these wastes costs as little as as an honor’s project. many forms and is often program is quite flexible. The experienced a greater incidence $20 a ton. Guess which way our The Public Policy Internship creative. The drums are buried amount of time spent at the of miscarriages, kidney lawmakers want to go? These Program is a recent addition to in porous, shallow, improperly employment position is depen­ disorders, hair loss, nervous chemical residues are the pro­ the Lawrence curriculum. The covered pits often near sur­ dent upon the job respon* system disorders, respiratory duct of our high standard of liv­ program is still changing to face streams and subterranean sibilities and the intern’s class problems, and cancers. One ing which is high enough to af­ meet the needs of the students. aquifers. The chemicals are schedule. Typically the intern resident gave birth to an infant ford the proper disposal of toxic Interested students should con­ dumped on municipal trash and will spend three days a week with an irregular hearbeat, bone wastes. We must mobilize our tact Professor Miller. hauled to dumps not designed blockages in the nose, partial funds and our minds to destroy to handle toxic wastes. The deafness, deformed exterior the monster we have created or wastes are sprayed along rural 3 «t= = lB E ears, and a cleft palate. Later it succumb to its wrath. roadways and dumped in rivers. was discovered she was also One company has been accused of mixing nitrobenzene, a car­ It's Com ing Soon — cinogen, with waste oil and distributing it to to contractors and town commissioners to use Pre-C ollege as a dust suppressant on rural roadways. Drums dumped haphazardly, W e e k e n d stacked improperly, or exposed P U T to weathering, frequently break open, spilling their contents. Ninety-four percent of sites YOURSELF IN A p r i l 1 1 - 1 2 studied by the EPA have toxic waste leaks which are If you would be willing to host a stu migrating. A drum of toxic dent or want more info., please see: waste is a veritable Pandora s O U R P L A C E . Colman Deb Jaryszk ext 6885 Box containing dioxin, Sage ■ Alyson Hu ext 6889 nitroglycerin, tetraethyl lead, Trever - Linda Ferris exl 68b9 Plantz Jonathan Bauer ext 6852 hexachlorocyclopentane (hexa), Kohler Wendy Welch ext 6900 benzene, toluene, PCB’s, car­ The way we see it, a year or two of your time can make Cindy Jones bon tetrachloride, and many a world of difference to people who need help. And to Orsmby Ann Hodges ext 6870 more. Pandora's drum has been them, VISTA and Peace Corps volunteers are never out opened and these chemicals of place Whether it s improving fish harvests in Fiji or have escaped to wreak havoc neighborhood health care in Fort Wayne, our volunteers upon our world. help thousands of poor communities in the U S and The chemicals ooze out like over 60 developing nations If you ve got skills or are molasses or run like rivers mix­ willing to learn some, join us Have we got a place for ing and reacting with other you1 chemicals creating noxious C h a r l e s fumes and explosions. They the Florist seep into soil and rivers killing ’"'top in and visit the all life. Once in the environ­ ment, especially the ground­ T alk to R ecruiters A pril 8 q u a l it y f l o r is t water, they cannot be retrieved. •¿19 E. CollegeA ve . A p p le to n Many of these chemicals are Booth at Downers Common 734-8793 LO) 3 April 1981 The LAW RENTIAN Page 5

Visions of India Book Review by Tim Melchert people go hungry and poor . . . By now I am sure most of you become a guru’s devotee. One and that caste system. Why Friendly Fascism have discovered who those can go to see beautiful tradi­ would anyone want to go to In­ "new" students and faculty are tional Indian music, dance or dia?” Prof. Bertram Gross of Hunter President’s Council of here. And some of you are pro­ drama, or go to see a religious “ It’s cheap! But certainly the College and City University of Economic Advisors. He’s bably wondering why there are ascetic shove a knife through liberal, artsy, India program New York warns of U.S. In­ taught at Berkeley, Hebrew so many activities concerning his cheeks, walk on hot coals, or students aren't going for such a clination towards fascism... University, and at the Harvard India planned this spring. All stand on his feet constantly for mercenary reason,” (though He’s up, he’s down. No, he’s School of Business Administra­ these activities are meant to decades (while sleeping, too). there are many European kids up, he’s back down. Wait...If so­ tion. In 1978, Gross received a help prepare the India Program But more important than who go there for the sun and meone wrote a book, and let’s Fulbright travel grant, and has students for their trip to that these touristic brochure things, drugs, both of which are really say “someone in a position to continued as consultant to the exotic place on the other side of one can learn about this very quite cheap there). know”, wrote a book about UN Division of Public Ad­ the world. rich culture so fundamentally India is all the things stated How and When and Why the ministration and Finance, in ad­ There are 15 students, 5 from different from our own, and above, but it is so much more. U.S. may choose a turn to the dition to teaching respon­ Lawrence, leaving this June for begin to feel how a large propor­ The southern tip is just a few right, to the “real Right”, tosibilities...and more. Some their new homes in Poona, a ci­ tion of the world’s population degrees north of the equator, the fanatical right, the fascist would say: ‘‘Just another ty of 1 Vt million people, not far live their lives. One can begin to while in the north lay the right, how easily could a person crackpot taking cheap shots at from Bombay. For 6 months understand a totally different Himalayan Mountains with wanting to “read-up” on such athe nature and inclination of they will live with host families way of looking at life, and the their snow-capped peaks and subject find such a book???Government in America.” while studying at the universi­ world. Experiencing such Answer: The book’s been writ­ ty. Though many of the families Having read the book (out of things allows one to put one’s ten, and of course, it’s very dif­ print after only one very quick are Westernized, some of the life and one’s culture in better ficult, if not nearly impossible, listing, July 1980), it becomes students will be eating on the perspective, as well as allowing to find it. Why? Good apparent that Prof. Gross was floor, bathing with a pail of for a better understanding of question...Who listens to not always such a “radical”. A water and a little pot while sit­ how the different parts of the “learned” warnings? Better to ting on the floor, and par­ scholarly work, the book re­ world have affected and are af­ have all those ears tuned to the counts Gross’ travels through ticipating in the traditional fecting each other. We, as in­ strings of “just do this”, andCorporate-Conglomerate and religious rituals. Several will dividuals and as a society, have “then this” and then “things’ll become very close to their In­ Big Government America. so much to offer the world, but be just fine, and, and, better Gross refers to “authority in dian families (though in public often, lacking the knowledge even”. Such is the history of America” as “The iron fist in my family always referred to and/or the integrity, we only this planet. But here goes some the Velvet glove”, and then, me as “Meester Teem,” they make situations worse. old goat who’s had the courage always called me “brother” in unusually done in such cases, Americans are all too often to look around the corner and he provides the scholarly ap­ private). quite ethnocentric. This is not into tomorrow, and then come Besides the 15 ACM and paratus for his very timely only unfortunate, but can be back and report to the rest of us assumptions. German and Great Lakes Colleges Associa­ dangerous. The people prepar­ that we are dead-sure correct in tion students, there are 2 Italian and Japanese fascism, ing to go to India will enrich In­ being scared out of our says Gross, was immature, visiting professors helping with dian lives, as well as their own, trousers, our savings, our violent, both inwardly and out­ the program. Paul Axelrod, an and, in their own small way, dreams of the future, (not­ wardly, and necessarily self­ anthropologist from Ripon Col­ help forge a better understan­ withstanding the Dream of destructive. In his view, U.S. lege, is here to direct the pro­ ding between the peoples of the everlasting personal freedom Fascism could take off the gram as well as teach both an­ world. So, let Americans have upon which Lady Liberty now gloves whenever necessary, and thropology and an “orientation” all their films, concerts, lec­ stands with her consort, Uncle there ensues a more or less con­ Who doesn't fit? tures, and functions—these course. Maxine Bernstein, a Sam...). And yet, this is the only stant discussion of the role of very interesting person and students are doing something trekking opportunities. country in the world where a "The Military” in a free society. competent teacher (I was once very worthwhile. Parakeets and monkeys can be political-science (Public Policy) Why ‘review” a book which is told that she is the foremost seen in the trees, peacocks in You are encouraged to attend teacher is still able to do the nearly impossible to get hold Marathi scholar alive), has the fields, snakes underfoot, all the public activities planned research and then call all the of? Good question. But, if come from India to teach water buffalo and even for the India program. Several big-wigs in Big-Government you’ve asked such a question, Marathi, a language related to elephants and camels in the excellent films will be shown. names which amount to calling or, if the whole idea sounds Hindu, which is spoken in the streets. Street vendors offer (Three of Satyajit Ray’s films them “traitors”...This is apreposterous, seditious, silly or Bombay-Poona area. She was sugar cane or mango juice, or will be shown. This great In­ strange time, I ’m sure you’ve sick, not to say boring, bygone born and raised in Upper one can munch on guava or the dian director was one of only heard; here’s a strange book, baloney, then the book is not Michigan, and later moved to sweetest bananas I ’ve ever had, two people ever awarded an complete with footnotes, about for you and the author would India. She became an Indian and spend less than a quarter honorary doctorate in film by a getting-daily-stranger “us”,like to recommend Harlequin citizen 8 years ago. Jack doing it (and they even have red Oxford University — the other and, strangely enough, this is a Romances and7or introductory Stanley and' Minoo Adenwalla and blue bananas if you tire of was Charlie Chaplin.) There will book from which many of us classes in the arts and sciences of the Lawrence faculty, are the yellow ones). You can watch also be dance, music, art, and could well profit by reading. of “Government”. Not only is it also teaching courses that people collecting cow dung for lecture programs presented by Bertram Gross is a illegal to speak of bootlegged relate to India. future use as fuel (some great experts from Midwest colleges. Distinguished Professor of copies made on copy machines, “ So, why go to India food is prepared over a dung Some of the programs might be Public Policy and Planning in but also it has recently come to anyway? The place is dirty and fire) and turn around to see a a bit dull, but you can learn a the Urban Affairs Department the attention of this typist that the water unsafe, and there’s all nuclear power plant. One can great deal from all of them, so of Hunter College, and a Pro­ an English firm plans to run those cattle walking around the sunbathe on beautiful tropical give them a try. And, uh . . . fessor of Political Science in the another printing here in the streets while so many of the beaches, go elephant riding, or have a nice spring. Graduate Program of City U.S. soon, and, at any rate, one University of New York. Whew. may be sure to get a copy or in­ Impressive? Ha, Ha, we all formation on how to get in line know'how titles can fool you. on the list to get a chance to Get this: Not only was Gross an borrow and scare yourself half officer of the Roosevelt and to life with someone else’s copy, Truman administrations, and a from Sir Christopher R. Butler, partial author of the 409 Brokaw Hall, no appoint­ CONKEY’S Humphrey-Hawkins Full ments necessary. Or, perhaps Employment and Balanced you can find a copy. Friendly HOURS: Mon & Fri. 9-9 226 E. College Ave. Growth Act of 1978, in the file Fascism, by Bertram Gross. Tues. - Thurs. 9-5:30; Sat. 9-5 739-1223 you’ll also find that he’s been Good Luck, over and out... an Executive Secretary of the __C .B - ^ th JU ^

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The professor Gaines as Count von Ertzum, the rare art form of the cabaret Prize in Poetry, for the best since judging is done by faculty as the LU theatre department poem; The Alexander Reid members at another college.) presents The Blue Angel, April Prize, for the best sketch, defin­ (2) All manuscripts must be 9-11 and 16-18. This drama, set ed as a description or impres­ submitted in clean, black-and- in pre-war Germany, promises sion of a person, place, or thing; white, typed copy, either as to be enjoyable on both the The Wood Prize, for the best original typed copy or as carbon dramatic and technical levels. essay; The Tichenor Prize, for or xeroxed duplicate of same. The department decided to the best critical essay written Dittoed copies will not be ac­ move the production from the by any student enrolled in cepted. Music-Drama Center to the courses in English literature. (3) If a single piece is submit­ midst of student activity - the The Hicks, Reid and Wood ted for more than one prize, a Union * when director Fred Prizes are open to all students properly marked copy must be Gaines heard that the Office of of the University and the supplied for each competition. Campus Life planned to (4) All manuscripts to be con­ redecorate the Coffeehouse. Tichenor Prize to students tak­ ing one or more courses in sidered by the judges must be Original plans to modify the submitted no later than noon on Cloak Theatre into a cof­ English. feehouse were scrapped and the The poems, sketches, and Monday, 20 April, in the Facul­ production staff set about to essays may be of any length. ty Office (Main Hall). work with the new space. Except for the Tichenor com­ (5) Students who wish their Professor Richmond petition, for which a maximum manuscripts to be considered Friedlund. assisted by senior of three essays will be accepted, for publication by Tropos art majors, has worked to com­ there is no limit to the number should submit carbon or xerox­ plete the proposed design. The of entries any one contestant ed copies to the Tropos mail result is a more workable space may submit. All prizes will be box in Main Hall. than before, increasing the $100.00 Students are encouraged to possibility of the coffee house The following rules govern consult members of the Depart­ as a widely-used facility. the competition: ment concerning material The audience of The Blue which they may wish to submit. Angel will surround the players. Although there is a stage, much of the drama in­ volves the participation of the audience in a cabaret. The noise of the Viking Room will add to the cabaret atmosphere. WENDY WATSON as Lola-Lola. Photo: Brian Lipchik When asked why he chose this particular play. Professor Gaines replied that it was one loses all that he has for a mar­ Campbell Scott as Lohmann, of his favorite pictures (the riage that cannot last. and Leslie Kennedy as Frau 1930 version with Marlene The experimental production Heine. Trissa Ray-Milks is pro­ Dietrich), but was quick to add became enormous as Gains duction manager. a number of more concrete tried to recapture the at­ Tickets may be purchased in reasons. He explained that this mosphere of a cabaret. "There advance at the noon hour in the 105 E. College Ave. drama is an adaptation not of is a lot of singing involved,” Union. Admission is $1.50 for Appleton, Wisconsin 54911 the movie but of the novel by commented Gaines, “but it is Lawrence students, staff and (414) 734-3399 Heinrich Mann. The novel em­ not a musical but a play with faculty and $2.50 for all others. phasizes the feeling that people music.” The members of the This price includes the first of the pre-fascism period of Ger­ Static Disrupters provide the bratwurst and glass of beer. (Almost) many were ‘‘fools waiting for a music, of which only three Additional brats and beverages We Print Anything hero”; Gaines believes that this songs are vaudeville tunes. Jon (including soda) are available. situation is present today. Zilber composed a few songs to Showtimes for the weekend Lettering Screenprinting Transfers This “dark picture of humani­ fill the score. Pam Arnold is to performances are 5:30 and (We have Greek) (The Best) (Hundreds) ty” is revealed in Mann's work be praised for her work in 10:30 p.m. with food service and has presented difficulty in design, and Pam Brailey for her beginning on the half hour and the dramatic adaptation. costume work. performances on the hour. 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Your Exclusive LEVI Store (across from Gimbels) East M eets W est lif c S n e * * S f t ? * ,rom Around »«W orld 3 April 1981 The LAW RENTIAN Page 7 Classics Week schedule announced Sunday, April 5-Saturday, Downer Food Service at both have never seen a Fellini April 11, 1981 lunch and dinner on Monday. movie.” — Times. Worcester “Ancient Artifacts” exhibit. (Eonnfltatiuns Tuesday, April 7 Art Center. Lawrence University Depart­ 7:30 p.m. “An Archaeological Friday, April 10 ment of Classics collection of Tour of Greece: 1960 to 1980” 4:00-6:00 p.m. Classics Hap­ by Tim Clinch antiquities on display in the (slides and lecture). Carol py Hour. Greek wines will be Elayne Bornslaeger will pre­ coaching session and master Seeley G. Mudd Library, Lawton, Assistant Professor of available for sale. Wear a toga! sent a recital of music for viola classes are free and open to the Memorial Union Grill, and Art History, Worcester Art Viking Room. and piano at 8:00 this evening public. Tickets for the ensem­ Main Hall exhibit cases. Center. 7:00 and 9:15 p.m. Film, in Harper Hall. Elayne, a ble's performance at 8:00 Satur­ Monday, April 6 Wednesday, April 8 Federico Fellini’s Roma, $1.00 biology major from the day evening are available at the 11:05 a.m. President Warch 8:00 p.m. “Classical Sicily”admission. Worcester Art laboratory of Michael LaMarca Box Office. will officially declare this to be (slides and lecture). Thomas Center. and the studio of Franciska Classics Week with the pro­ Dale, Professor of English, Saturday, April 11 Koscielny, will perform J.S. clamation to be read from the Worcester Art Center. 7:00 and 9:15 p.m. Film, Bach’s Sonata in g minor with steps of Sampson House. Thursday, April 9 Federico Fellini’s Roma, $1.00 pianist Roy Underhill, and 4:10 p.m. “The Influence of 4:00 p.m. “Scenes and Songs admission. Worcester Art Franz Schubert’s Sonata fur Linguistics on Teaching Latin” from the Play, The Brothers Center. Arpeggione with pianst Mary (lecture). Gerda Seligson, Pro­ Menaechmi.” Entertainment a Classics Week is sponsored Manuel. fessor Emerita of the Universi­ la Carte, Riverview Lounge. by the Lawrence chapter of Eta The Dorian Woodwind ty of Michigan and Visiting 7:00 and 9:15 p.m. Film, Sigma Phi, Office of Campus Quintet will coach the LU Stu­ Dr. David Cook will be the Professor of Classics at Federico Fellini’s Roma (R), Life, Lawrence University Com­ dent Woodwind Quintet Satur­ guest speaker on the Conser­ Lawrence. Main Hall Forum, 1972. Italian with English sub­ munity Council, Viking Room, day, April 4, from 4:00 to 5:00 vatory Forum, to be held at Main Hall Room 109. titles. First time in Appleton. Main Hall Forum, and the p.m. in Harper Hall; from 5:00 11:10 a.m. Tuesday, April 7, in Greek meals will be served by Only $1.00 admission. “This is Lawrence Department of to 5:45, the members of the Harper Hall. Dr. Cook’s topic a Fellini movie for people who Classics. quintet will conduct master will be “The Physics of the classes in flute, oboe, clarinet, Miisical Scale”. The lecture is Play presented for deaf orn, and bassoon. The free and open to the public. Hearing impaired individuals follow the performance. will be offered a special oppor­ Margaret James, Interpreter tunity at the ninth annual Specialist in the Performing Com poser Crestón to visit Statewide Theatre Convention Arts, will also conduct on Fri­ by Tim Clinch at Lawrence University, April strumental combinations, Jubilee (commissioned by the day, April3,6:40p.m.a workshop Paul Creston, an American choral works, cantatas, an 3-5. Shorewood High School concerned with interpreting U.S. Army Band for its fiftieth composer whose works are oratorio, works for symphonic will perform The Miracle performances in sign language. anniversary), and the widely- known and performed band, and more than thirty or­ Worker at 2:00 p.m. Saturday, The session will introduce par­ known Celebration Overture, in throughout the nation, will visit chestral works, including five preparation for the recording April 4. The production will be ticipants to various techniques the Lawrence campus May 5-9 interpreted in sign language by and methods which may be in order to supervise recording Margaret James. There will be employed to make theatre ac­ sessions of his works as per­ no charge to deaf or hearing im­ cessible to the hearing impaired formed by the LU Wind Ensem­ paired audience members. community. Cultural implica­ ble. The Wind Ensemble, con­ The Miracle Worker is the tions of deafness as applied to ducted by Associate Professor well known dramatization of theatre will be stressed. of Music Robert Levy, has been the life of Helen Keller, a young Specific problems will be chosen by Golden Crest deaf and blind girl who at­ discussed followed by a ques­ Records to make the recording tempts to break through her tion and answer period. This as a part of that company’s own physical barriers. The play workship, however, will not be “Authentic Composers Series.” is principally concerned with signed. Although he is self-taught in the emotional relationship bet­ For those interested in deaf harmony, counterpoint, or­ ween the lonely teacher (Annie education and the arts, single­ chestration, and composition, PAUL CRESTON Sullivan) and the struggling event registrations of $1.50 can Mr. Creston’s work has brought strong minded girl (Helen be purchased for this workship him wide recognition and symphonies and fourteen con- sessions to be held on May 8 Keller). Eventual success comes at the Convention Head­ numerous awards, including certi. In addition to his com­ and 9. In addition, he will pre­ only after continual emotional quarters, beginning Friday, the Music Critics’ Circle positional endeavors, Mr. sent a lecture on the subject of confrontations erupt between April 3, in the Music-Drama Award, the Alice M. Ditson Creston has been active as a “Rhythm” at 11:10 a.m. Thurs­ the two. A discussion with the Center of Lawrence University. Award, the American Academy pianist, organist, conductor, day, May 7, in Harper Hall as a director and the interpreter will of Arts and Letters Music and lecturer, and has written part of the Conservatory Award, two Guggenheim two textbooks: Principles of Forum series. A special recital Fellowships, and First Prize in Rhythm and Creative Har­ of the composers’ music will be the Paris International Referen­ mony. held that evening at 8:30 in dum of 1952 for his First Sym­ During his visit, Mr. Harper Hall, featuring the phony. He has composed a wide Creston will supervise rehear­ Downer Chorus, the Concert variety of works, including sals by the Wind Ensemble of Choir, the Percussion Ensem­ compositions for piano, songs, five of his works: Zanoni, ble, and several chamber chamber music for various in- Anatolia, Prelude and Dance, groups composed of faculty and students. Both the lecture and the recital will be free and open Sextet receives honors to the public. The Lawrence University from Appleton, Wis., drums; Jazz Sextet was named the and Erich Late, a special stu­ most outstanding group of its dent from Fond du Lac, Wis., Wind quintet holds size at the Midwest College bass. Jazz Festival last weekend at The sextet competed against clinic this weekend the University of Wisconsin- groups from colleges and Members of the Dorian Wind Eau Claire. universities in Iowa, Min­ Quintet will give a two-part The sextet consists of John nesota, North Dakota, South clinic Saturday, April 4, bet­ Carlson, a senior from Dakota, Michigan, Illinois, and ween 4 and 5:45 p.m. in Wellesley, Mass., trumpet; Wisconsin. It was prepared for Lawrence University’s Music- John Caviani, a junior from the competition by Fred Sturm, Drama Center, 115 N. Park Manitowoc, Wis., trombone; director of jazz studies at Ave. The clinic is open to the Tim Tsukiyama, a junior from Lawrence. public at no charge. Honolulu. Hawaii, saxophone; The sextet was awarded a In the first part of the clinic Connie Trok, a junior from trophy and Carlson also won an in Harper Hall, quintet Ellsworth, Wis., keyboards; award for outstanding soloist. members Karl Kraber, flute, Ted Schievelbein, a sophomore Gerard Reuter, oboe, Jerry Kirkbride, clarinet, Jane Taylor, bassoon, and David & Jolley, horn, will coach a Lawrence student wind quintet in Harper Hall. Then, each member of the quintet will talk with players of his or her instru­ ment in rooms in the Music- Drama Center. At 8 p.m. Saturday in Harper Hall, the Dorian Quintet will present the third concert in the 1980-81 Chamber Music Series. Take a Break The musicians will play works by Antonin Reicha, Luciano From Downer Berio, Antonio Vivaldi and Carl Nielsen. Tickets are available at the Lawrence University Box 2 Blocks from Campus Office in the Music-Drama Center between noon and 6 p.m. & each day except Sunday. Page 8 The LAWRENTIAN 3 April 1981 Costello: M usic you can trust assuring us that it’s not as matter for individual judgment. serious as all that. But it is clear that Costello’s ef­ Some of Trust’s material is fort is expanding with his ex­ Player of tljc Week political—but not much. “Strict perience. Time” is a wonderfully sar­ In short, Costello sees more castic account of people kept than he used to. His songs celibate and frustrated by the reflect this broader spectrum, morals of modern society. But musically as well as lyrically. even as Elvis sings of “weekend Trust proved again the con­ witch trials,” he sees the humor siderable instrumental diversi­ in “ smokin’ the everlastin’ ty of Elvis and his Attractions cigarette of chastity.” Further­ as they move from the showy more, he acknowledges both “Clubland” to the percussion- sides of the political question: driven, almost tribal “Lover's JL in a later song, singing, “It’s a Walk,” and on to the country by Paul McComas bit more now than dressing up tune “Different Finger,” the On a recent Tomorrow Show dolly/Playing house seems so piano solo “Shot With His Own 4 H i interview, host Tom Snyder melancholy.” Gun,” and ten other tunes. suggested to Elvis Costello In “White Knuckles,” Costello’s roots are in New that the British recording artist Costello uses both words and Wave, and the influence is still may have “matured’’ in recent voice with great expertise to evident. But he has gone on to months. Costello discarded the describe the desperation of a create a veritable New Sea, idea, responding that Snyder battered woman. But again, he distinctly his own. made him “sound like cheese or takes no sides—or, rather, both One justifiable criticism of a something.” Although sides—singing of wife-beaters, Trust may be its apparent lack Snyder’s choice of words may “Maybe they weren’t loved of an over-riding theme. After have been less than tactful, he when they were young/Maybe Get Happy! and Taking Liber­ seems, surprisingly, to have they should be hung by their ties, each album containing Barney Haen and Greg “Norm” Greunert proudly correctly perceived something tongues.” With a single phrase, twenty good but brief, isolated share this week’s Player of the Week Award. They of a change in the he diminishes each side of the songs, many Costello fans long are shown here devouring the last Breakfast Special singer/songwriter’s argument to its simplest—and for the consistent, developed music—and, we can assume, in served at George Webb’s College Avenue Restaurant. most simple-minded—basis. themes of his earliest discs. the man himself. This change, Though saddened that this cornerstone of Appleton’s In “Big Sister’s Clothes,” They will find no such theme in though subtle, reveals itself on community has now become history, the Lawrentian Elvis sings, “It’s easier to say Trust, possibly because Elvis Costello’s latest of six albums, may not believe in themes any staff is proud to know that these Lawrentians will be ‘I love you’/Than ‘Yours Trust. longer. He sings: “Pretty words carrying this last remant of Webb’s with them forever. Sincerely,’ I suppose/All little Trust contains some of the sisters/Like to try on big don’t mean much any more/1 best lyrics of a fine songwriter. sisters’ clothes.” Behind this don’t mean to be mean much, Costello’s cleverness is evident vague, Dylanesque language, any more/All I see are snap­ in the unique metaphors he has he seems to be exploring decep­ shots, big shots/Dead spots, invented. “Yesterday’s news is tion and ambition, two core mug shots, machine slots...” In tomorrow's fish ‘n chips human thought processes, at short, Elvis Costello sees the paper,’’ he sings. There is a once—with concrete examples world. That may be enough of a D on’t miss these. pause in the score, begging for of each. Costello is aspiring theme in itself. Trust yourself contemplation: then the music higher than ever before. enough to find out; listen to this by Julia Collins begins again, bouncy as ever, Whether he reaches his goal is a album. “TESS” Screenplay Adaptation. This is Roman Polanski’s “Tess” is Robert Redford’s first attempt three hours of cinematic at directing. At times the ex­ pleasure. It received well cessive precision is annoying Daring lyrics aren’t different for Joe deserved Academy Awards in but his newness brings a Cinematography, Art Direction welcome sensitivity. Alvin jects of his wrath, and, unlike prise ending: after self- and Costumes. Nastassia Kin­ Sargent’s screenplay is based the ever-mysterious Costello righteously explaining to his ski, an Ingrid Bergman look- on Judith Guest’s novel, Or­ and the deliberately vague girl that his extra-marital ac­ alike, is Tess Durbeyfield. Her dinary People. It is a story of a Parker, Jackson even (gasp!) in­ tivities were strictly mean­ father learns, by accident, that family on the North Shore of cludes lyrics on the album ingless, she unexpectedly the poor Durbeyfields were Chicago. Throughout the movie sleeve. throws it back in his face (“Now once the wealthy d’Urbervilles. you can sense the tenseness. Similarities with Costello, that I know, I feel no shame / Tess is sent to the d’Urbervilles Something is the matter with though, cannot be avoided. The About Dave and Tony and Phil and becomes mistress to Alec these otherwise perfect people. clean, simple production and James...”). d’Urberville. Quite miserable, Donald Sutherland and Mary Jackson gives to this album The scope of his writing ex­ Tess leaves and finds true hap­ Tyler Moore are both strong in (particularly on side two) is not tends far beyond sexuality. He piness with Angel Claire. This their role as the parents. unlike the sound produced by sings about subjects as diverse doesn’t last long for Tess is a Timothy Hutton does an in­ the Attractions, although the and controversial as voodoo, victim of fate. If you don’t like credible job as the son. He won reggae and ska influences are organized crime, and racial ten­ an Academy Award for his role. stronger here than on any sions, with all of his songs car­ slowly progressing movies you by Andy Larsen Judd Hirsch as the doctor Costello work. Jackson’s conti­ rying ominous overtones. His should avoid “Tess.” If you Although Joe Jackson may seems to be the stereotypical nuing preoccupation with the usage of patterned rhythmic read Hardy's Tess of the lack the subtlety and wit of, say Jewish New York analyst. As negative aspects of heterosex­ backgrounds to accentuate his d’Urbervilles you will ap­ Elvis Costello, or the innate pop his character develops this uality is paralleled only by the vocal discourses is heard most preciate the well done adapta­ sensibilities of Graham Parker, tion. disappears. The movie’s works of his horn-rimmed con­ effectively on “Battleground,” his bouncy songwriting style “TESS,” Marc M I, 2621 strength lies in the dialogue. federate. Jackson, however, is a song protesting the growing and no-holds-barred lyricism The exchanges between Hutton much more prone to generaliza­ racial antipathy among the North Oneida, Appleton, 7:30, puts his neck much further out $3.50. and Hirsch are some of the best tions than the unabashadly self- youth of Britain. Although the on a limb than Costello or in the film. The film, though centered Costello, particularly lyrics occasionally sound as if Parker would ever dare, and the slightly overrated, is well worth when he laments the value we they were borrowed from a Len­ ORDINARY PEOPLE results have often been spec­ seeing. place on physical attractiveness ny Bruce monologue, the song “Ordinary People” received tacular. Beat Crazy, the latest “ORDINARY PEOPLE,” in “ Pretty Boys” (“Pretty Boysis successful, if not overpower­ four Academy Awards for Best offering on A&M from the now Picture, Best Director, Best Neenah Theatre, 114 Wisconsin sing and play guitars / Pretty ing. The opener on side two defunct Joe Jackson band, Supporting Actor and Best Ave., Neenah, 722-3443. boys get to be big stars / Pretty “(Don’t tell me that) Crime follows this pattern. From the boys on my TV screen I Don’t Pay,” is an un­ moment one lays eyes on the With blinding album cover to the mo­ their hair so white and teeth so characteristically melodic piece clean”). As on his earlier ment the needle lifts after the that could almost be called pret­ Conservatory to host albums he also recognizes his ty if it weren’t for the disturb­ last cut, Jackson’s songs have a unique appeal. Backed by the (and our) own human shortcom­ ing conclusions it draws about British composer/historianspunky syncopated rhythms of ings when confronted with that the presence of organized crime bassist Graham Maby, physical attractiveness. in our culture. Obviously this is Anthony Milner, distinguish­ Goldsmith’s College, Universi­ guitarist Gary Sanford, and “Biology,” a number paced by hardly the kind of album to ed British composer and music ty of London. He has often drummer Dave Houghton, the sparse accompaniment of play as background music at historian, will visit the visited America as lecturer at Jackson's bitter lyrical hooks Maby’s bass and Jackson’s own your mother’s bridge club get- Lawrence University campus various universities and music leave no doubts as the ob­ dispassionate vocals, even together, but it is pretty fun to on April 14 and 15. workshops. features an O. Henry style sur­ rock and roll to. On Tuesday, April 14, at 8 “Dr. Milner’s compositions p.m. in Harper Hall, Milner will are often strongly motivated by give a public lecture on his religious beliefs, and he “Clergy, Choirs, and Congrega­ shows unusual sensitivity to tions,” which deals with the the texts he chooses to set," ac­ Chaney to study in England shaping of the Western tradi­ cording to Professor of Music days at the Globe Theatre. medieval kingship.” tion of ecclesiastical music in James W. Ming. “There is often by James D. Hawks III From April through July, he the light of the social, in his music a suggestion of On April Fool’s Day, With a one term sabbatical hopes to pursue the life of for three successive years, Pro­ theological and historical fac­ spiritual and emotional forces Lawrence’s distinguished pro­ leisure and the life of the mind. tors that influenced it. The operating at deeper levels of fessor of middle age began a fessor Chaney will be gone Besides taking in the sights of winter term next year and fall public is invited to attend, and consciousness. A setting of his pilgrimage to the scept red isle England, Scotland, and Wales there is no admission charge. Mass, two symphonies, many of England. Professor William term in the 1982-83 academic and sampling British pub year. Milner received his training choral and chamber music Chaney, hoping to escape the culture, he plans to work on two at the Royal College of Music, works represent the versatility atrocities of Western Civiliza­ When asked whether he may scholarly pieces: firstly, an arti­ visit the European mainland, London, where he studied piano of this artist,” Ming said. tion (History 1) and to com­ cle which he will refine for Milner is currently working our resident anglophyle replied with Herbert Fryer, theory mence his sabbatical, will take publication entitled “The on a history of Catholic church that he was unaware that any with R.O. Morris, and composi­ asylum in the ivory towers of Sacred Space and the Medieval music and has published many culture existed across the Chan­ tion with Matyas Seiber. He is Oxford. The trip will be financ­ North”, and secondly, a huge articles and books on music ed by the money he receives nel. "Ah, this blessed plot, this a member of the faculty at the project which he calls his “con­ Royal College of Music and at theory and history. ushering Thursdays and Satur­ earth, this realm, this England. stantly unfinished book on Yes uh-huh! ” 3 April 1981 The LAWHENTIAN Page9

Summa* Seminars at Bjorkhmden Comic opera presented years, is the seminar offered for next weekend Ten week-long seminars in chairman of the Lawrence Art subjects ranging from art to the first session, June 21-27. Department, Aug. 2-8; “China’s Comic opera will dominate Lawrence University Sym­ energy and from Shakespeare Other topics and discussion Modern Ordeal,” with Assis­ the stage of Lawrence Universi­ to international politics will be leaders will be “Speaking of phony Orchestra. Frank Bab­ tant Professor of History ty’s Stansbury Theatre April bitt, a senior music and theatre- sponsored b£ Lawrence Univer­ 1'iction,’ with Elizabeth Porter, Franklin Doeringer, Aug. 9-15; 10 and 11 when Lawrence drama major, will be the stage sity this summer at its professor of English, June Music in Concert and in Con­ students and faculty members director of the Menotti work. Bjorklunden estate in Door 28-July 4; “ Shakespeare’s text," with Professor of Music present Giacomo Puccini’s Originally conceived as an Greatest Tragedies,’’ with County. Marjory Irvin, Aug. 16-22; “Gianni Schicchi” and Gian opera for radio, “The Old Maid William Shutte, professor of The non-credit seminars will "Meditation and Search for Carlo Menotti’s “The Old Maid and the Thief” was given its English, July 5-11; “The Aims be directed by a Lawrence Tranquility in Great Religions and the Thief.” world premiere by the National of Education, with Lawrence faculty member or another of the World," with John M. The two fast-paced one-act Broadcasting Company on President Richard Warch, July specialist. The seminars are Stanley, professor of religion, operas will be presented at 8 April 22, 1939. The action takes 12-18; l'he National Energy open to all interested persons Aug. 23-29. p.m. both nights. Tickets are on place in “the present” in a small Dilemma," with Norman M. age 18 and over, but enrollment Participants will be housed in sale at the Lawrence University town somewhere in the United is limited to 14 persons for each Clapp, an independent consul­ either the lodge or the studio on Box Office, 115 N. Park Ave. States. Subtitled by Menotti one-week session. The charge of tant in the energy field, former the 325-acre Bjorklunden Prices are $3 for adults and “A Grotesque Opera,” its gist $400 per person includes room, administrator of the Rural Elec­ estate. The estate, on the shore $1.50 for non-Lawrence is how a virtuous woman, family-style meals in the lodge, trification Administration and of Lake Michigan near Baileys students and adults over age played by Nancy Stowe, can tuition, and any books or sup­ former chairman of the Wiscon­ Harbor, was willed to Lawrence 62. Tickets may be reserved by make a thief of an honest man. plies that are required for the sin Public Service Commission, by the late Donald and calling 735-6749 during Box Of­ This reversal of usual morality, session. July 19-25. Winifred Boynton. fice hous, noon to 6 p.m. Mon­ which runs throughout, would “ Door County’s Natural “The World in the 1980s: Further information may be day through Saturday. leave a sour taste unless the Splendor,’’ with discussion Partners and Rivals,’’ with Mo- obtained by writing to The setting of “Schicch” (pro­ opera, in costumes, gestures leader Roy Lukes, resident jmir Povolny, professor of Bjorklunden, Lawrence Univer­ nounced SKI-key) is Florence, and singing is played in grotes­ naturalist and manager of the government, July 26-Aug. 1; sity, Appleton 54912, or by call­ the year is 1299 and the scene is que exaggeration. Ridges Sanctuary near “Drawing and Sketching: A ing (414) 735-6536 between 8 the bed-chamber of Buoso The other cast members are Baileys Harbor for the past 17 Sense of Place,” with Arthur a.m. and 5 p.m. Donati. He has been dead for Lawrence students Nancy Thrall, professor of art and two hours and, on reading his Elliott, Marilyn Fisher' and will, his relatives find he has Tony Andereck. left all to charity. Gianni Schic­ A native of Italy, Menotti chi, sung by Professor of Music came to the United States in John Koopman, who also the 1920s and studied and L U to host religious conference directs the opera, is called in taught composition at the Cur­ and consulted. A conference on the Bible and fessor of religion, said the con­ tis Institute of Music in Milwaukee, speaking on “The With the consent of the dead public morality, with one of the ference is “for all citizens with Philadelphia. As a composer, he Bible in National Politics.” man’s relatives, Schicchi hides country’s leading writers on an interest in the impact of is considered unique on the Neeval is co-founder and direc­ the corpse, gets into bed, and religion on politics and public American scene because he religion in American life as tor of Moral Alternatives in when the doctor calls, imitates morality in contemporary was the first to create American featured speaker, will be held at Politics. Donati s voice and pretends he Lawrence University April 10 American Life.” It is sponsored opera with such appeal to au­ Thompson will speak at 11 wants to sleep. A lawyer is sent diences as to become establish­ and 11. by Lawrence and the Greater a.m. on “Interpreting the Bible for, and Schicchi dictates a new Martin Marty, associate Appleton Area Clergy Associa­ ed in permanent repertory. in American Public Life.” will in favor of himself as sole Among his best-known works editor of the Christian Century, tion, with funding from Aid Thompson is author of “ Inter­ heir, to the consternation and will deliver the annual AAL Association for Lutherans, the are “The Medium,” “The preting Biblical Literature: A anger of the others, who dare Telephone,” “The Consul” and lecture Friday, April 10, at 8 nation’s largest fraternal More Fantastic Country,’’ not interfere. “Amahl and the Night p.m. in Lawrence Memorial benefit society. AAL’s head­ published by Prentice-Hall in In addition to Koopman, the Visitors.” Chapel. He will speak on “The quarters is in Appleton. 1978. cast includes Lawrence Puccini’s name is Bible in American Life.” The conference will open Fri­ “The Bible, Sex Roles and the students Gail Martin, Linda synonymous with great opera. Marty is the F.M. Cone day, April 10, at 4:20 p.m. in Family” will be discussed at Lutz, John Plier, Robert Ott, His works have found and Distinguished Service Pro­ Harper Hall of Lawrence's the 2 p.m. session by Robin Elizabeth Russell, Lynda Music-Drama Center, 115 N. maintained their place in the fessor at the University of Scroggs, professor of New Asleson, Peter Dulak, Steven repertory of every opera house. Park Ave. At 4:30 p.m., Thayer Chicago and author of many Testament at Chicago Clausing, Bruce Melchert, Lisa He is best known for “La Warshaw, associate director of books on American religious Theological Seminary. Scroggs Russell, Timothy Bruneau, Jay Boheme,” “Tosca,” and Indiana University’s Institute life. Among them are “The New is author of several articles on Kellner and George Smith. “Madame Butterfly.” The first on Teaching the Bible, will Shape of American Religion,” sexuality, women, and the fami­ The conductor for “Gianni production of “Gianni speak on “The Bible in Public “ Religion, Awakening and ly in the New Testament and of Schicchi” and “The Old Maid Schicchi” was at the Schools.” A former English Revolution,” and “Righteous “Paul for a New Day.” and the Thief” is Carlton Mc- Metropolitan Opera House in teacher in Newton, Mass., War­ Empire: The Protestant Ex­ A. Gregg Roeber, assistant Creery, conductor of the New York on Dec. 14, 1918. perience in America.” shaw is author of “Religion, professor of history at Marty was commencement Education and the Supreme Lawrence, will summarize the speaker at Lawrence in 1977, Court” and "Handbook for conference at 3:30 p.m. and when his son, Joel, was a Teaching the Bible in moderate a discussion by member of the graduating Literature Classes." members of the audience. class. His lecture on April 10 The Saturday sessions will After each lecture, there will will be open to the public at no start at 9 a.m. with Mary Ann be responses from a panel con­ Neeval, pastor of the Plymouth charge. sisting of Bruce Buursma, — W elcom e Back — Conference coordinator United Church of Christ in religion editor of the Chicago Iieonard L. Thompson, pro- Tribune; R. Dean Wisehart, Enjoy Spring Term minister of The Church of the Open Door in Milwaukee; and Stanley York, chairman of the Wisconsin Public Service Com­ mission. Questions also will be taken from the audience after each lecture. Sam m y’s Registration for the con­ ference is $5. Checks payable to Lawrence University should be sent by April 1 to Prof. Leonard L. Thompson, Main Hall, Pizza Lawrence University, Appleton 54912. 211 North Appleton Street Appleton, Wisconsin 54911

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Any stu­ April 24. $15 includes 2 50 MWF 1 30 p m than 5 p.m. April 10. The final ty guaranteed! See Corny, Joel, dent attending either junior or lower—grandstand ticket, bus, Wed June 10 8 30 MWF 8 30 a m 11 10 MWF 1 30 p m budget requests will be in the Dan, Susy, Lizzy, Leslie and/or senior college is eligible to submit beer, and food. Watch for sign-up Thurs . June 11 12 30 TT 8 30 a m LUCC office no later than 5 p.m. Holly. his verse. There is no limitation as at Downer. Mark your calendar 2 30 TT 1 30 p m April 24. Organization chairper­ to form or theme. Shorter works now! (sponsored by L.U.P.C. Rec. The last meeting of the Commit­ sons will be receiving more infor­ Sophomores and Juniors are preferred because of space Committee) tee on Administration before the mation shortly. Anyone interested in helping limitations. Each poem must be final exam period is June 4. 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Beattie ART SHOW If you can't make the meeting, ______Kate Pfeifer x6H70 ticut State College with an M.S. in please don’t think that you must be on Tuesday, April 7 at noon in the 5 April 1981 DIONYSIUS CONSTANTINOS Art Education, Craig is now a full asked to express your opinion in Downer Green Room. All members Sunday afternoon Demetropolous: Gads, what a time craftsman. His work was seen the paper or write about an issue of the Lawrence community are at the seeley G. mudd welcome. mouthful! But I love it - it’s so ... last summer at the Art Fair in City come see the that concerns you. We are in­ Park. ethnic. Your temple or mine? avant garde terested in getting the viewpoints W om en’s Week Begins ‘‘The shapes and markings on my ______Aphrodite efforts from all sectors of the Lawrence W ILLA , a production exploring W IZA R D OF SPEED and Time, work are a culmination of my of community. Articles or letters are the life of novelist Willa Cather, are you ready to roll? Lights! sculpture and drawing melinda curry, leslie schwartz, pam due each week no later than will be presented Sunday, April 12 background.” he says of his work. Camera! Action! Signed, brailey, pam arnold, sara wood, and Wednesday night, typewritten, at 8 p.m. by Illusion Theater of ______The Interviewer ‘‘The tight classic forms I believe becky devereaux. double-spaced. Minneapolis. Student tickets are to be a result of a year in Denmark $4.00 and are available with LU F R A N K —There once was a where 1 grew to appreciate classic identification at the Box Office. Frank named Weiner; on earth, Scandinavian design.” Sponsored by Downer Feminist there was no finer. For one long Craig’s exhibit opens to the QUOTE OF THE WEEK Council. week Tino missed the love he public free of charge on the 7th of couldn't resist, but now, he’s going April and continues through the “ I hope you’re all Republicans.” "It Happened One Night” to W einer and dine her.______Tino 30th. 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by Miles Toogo few overzealous freshmen, a were crippled from the outset. Weary from the grind of happy but exhausted team Indeed, the combination of finals week, the LU men’s and returned from a pleasant revisit talented opponents and the hot S p o r ts women’s track teams boarded a Florida sun proved devastating to childhood. bus last Saturday and departed As a change of pace, the team to the Vikes who, on this for sunny Florida. Twenty eight worked out on the beach on Wednesday hung their heads in hours later, the frazzled Thursday. Following the lead of shameful defeat. tracksters arrived at a lux­ the immitigable Joe Ahmad The experience proved to be urious Holiday Inn in scenic and his sidekick Todd Wexman, beneficial to the athletes from Sanford, where the damp and most everyone decided to run both teams. The Seminole gloomy weather fit the mood barefoot. Unfortunately Athletic machines, who are following the monotonous trip. however, these liberally awarded track scholarships to Happily both the mood and educated Lawrentians were ig­ attend the highly regarded in­ weather soon brightened and norant of the practical conse­ stitution of advanced educa­ the warm weather training that quences of prolonged bare­ tion, learned that people actual­ esteemed coach Davis had pro­ footed scampering on scorching ly run because they like to, and mised was underway. sand, and most of them ended the Vikings learned humility. The agenda for the week call­ up with sore, blistered feet. In­ Despite the humbling situation, ed for "strenuous’’ workouts in deed, so enfeebled were some of freshman Boyd Miller excelled the morning and the pursuit of the athletes that they were forc­ by setting a varsity record in various pleasures the rest of the ed to miss a few days of prac­ the 400 meters, and Joe Ahmad time. Between the backbreak­ tice. Said a chagrined Gary broke the freshman 5000 meter ing practices the Vikes visited Zlevor, “I came to Florida to record. Disney World, that intellectual run. It's humilating to have to On Friday, after an all too showplace only a Lawrence stu­ just lie here on the beach, work short week of fun and sun, the dent could appreciate, and the on my tan, and endure the com­ travelers again boarded their excellent training facilities of monplace infatuation these luxury coach and headed north beautiful New Smyrna Beach. women have with me.” to the balmy climate of Wiscon­ While in Disney’s Magic In addition to visiting Disney sin. The week was a good Kingdom, team members en­ World and the beach, the team change of pace from books and joyed all of the awesome sights had a meet on Wednesday with tests and has prepared the team and rides. “Gosh!,” exclaimed Seminole Community College. to battle Beloit and Ripon at According to ex-IM softball legends Vida Boas and dazzled freshmen Marcia Without spiritual leader and Whiting Field this Saturday. Admission is free and atten­ Bombo Mochalski, the "cool" sport of the 1980's is lacrosse. Mueller, “seeing Mickey has immensely talented John fulfilled my life long dream.” dance is appreciated. Lacrosse not only keeps misfits like these two off the streets, Blaser, however, the trackster’s Despite some digressions by a but it is a great spectator sport since the masks hide their prospects for a fine showing Ugly faces. Photo: Ted Chesky

Rugby club offers ... M en debut S a t u r d a y Following a week of workouts Bolgrien, who has performed Saturday’s meet will feature best of both worldsin Florida during spring break, well in the shot during the in­ an outstanding individual the Lawrence University men's door season. talent in the person of Beloit’s Brad Lang. In the recent by Spike and Ike sides together after a bruising track team will make its out­ Kent Allen and Joe Ahmad Midwest Conference indoor Though rugby football is match to share songs and drink door season debut this Satur­ give the Vikes a solid punch in meet, Lang broke three con­ rarely described as a picnic, it is beer?” asks rugger Dan day. The Vikings will host the mile run, while Boyd Miller ference records in the long a game not without its own Powers. Rugby players are Beloit and Ripon colleges in a and Joe Como do the same in jump, 60-yard high hurdles, and special rewards. The Appleton notorious for their unrestrained triangular meet at Whiting the 440-yard dash. Freshmen Rugby Club (ARC) has begun gatherings, both on the field Field beginning at 1 p.m. its ‘spring practices and is ac­ and off. The ARC is no excep­ Gene Davis, the dean of Lawrence coaches, begins his tively seeking both experienced tion. and inexperienced players. The ARC does not forget that 20th season as head track Practices are held Tuesdays playing rugby is what makes coach. He has assembled a and Thursdays at 4:30 on the their celebrations worthwhile. squad that is strong in the field I PC field across from Alex­ Matches are held weekly begin­ events and short to middle ander Gym. ning April 11 and continuing distance running events. Davis Lawrence students may find through June. The club tries to said the team’s biggest ques­ the ARC unique in a number of field both an A and B team so tion marks lie in the long ways. The club’s membership that all players get a chance to distance events, the high jump, consists of about three-fourths play every Saturday. “The best and the pole vault. Junior Ken Urbanski and Appleton residents with the re­ way to learn the game of rugby sophomore Scott Reppert head mainder made up of Lawrence is in a game situation. We en­ the list of top returning per­ students. Senior Joe Pahr can­ courage even the least ex­ formers. Urbanski is the defen­ didly points out that, “Ap­ perienced player to participate ding Midwest Conference pleton Rugby has allowed me to in the B games,” notes club champion in the discus and run- become better acquainted with president Ike Andrews. nerup in the shot put. Reppert Appleton and its citizens. It Picnic or not, rugby is a game placed second in the conference helps me remember that there which many people play well in­ meet last spring in both the is a real world which exists to their thirties. No one will long jump and the 100-yard beyond the campus.” The club claim it is safe, but many will dash. also plays weekend matches in argue that rugby players face The Vikes only other return­ m h m k w m such interesting and far-flung much less risk of major injury m ing conference placer is Mark places as Green Bay and than American football players. DEAN JOHN BLASER’S Finest Moment. Lisy, who placed fourth in the Milwaukee. If any of this interests you, 40-meter hurdles. Davis said the 300-yard dash. Besides traveling and the come to a practice or call Joe John Streibich and Pat Schulz Lisy will also compete in the “Beloit will be a strong team chance to meet new people, Pahr at extension 6876 for more have looked good in the sprints half mile. this year and Ripon is an up there is a social aspect to rugby information. If you are still un­ and Shawn Mclntire has come which many players seem to en­ The Vikes have depth in the on strong in the triple jump and and coming team with a new sure then why not pack up your coach,” Davis said. joy as much as the game itself. shot put and discus with two- long jump. Paul Loomis should basket some Saturday and “Saturday’s meet should be a “How many sports can you time letter winner Gary Van push Lisy for the top spot in the watch the ARC play. Berkel and freshman Dave good season-opening test for name which bring opposing 400-meter hurdles. ______J us.”

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M cG rath quits track Blasio leads Vikes - he knows not where terrain to arrive at Union The Women’s Track Team evening and explained her ap by Rebel of the fence.” In an effort to was dealt a crushing blow when parent lack of vigor. “I seem to “A ball is a strike,” the ever- University on Tuesday. There salvage some sort of respec­ last year’s co-captain and have lost my intensity toward profound Coach Agness in­ they faced yet another tability, Coach Rich Agness distance ace Sue McGrath athletic achievement since I at­ structed his hitters after their diabolical team which sent vir­ lifted Fallon in favor of decided to end her illustrious tained my two goals in life. I initial humiliation by an ex­ tually every Viking pitcher to a freshman zeppelin Kraig career prematurely in her last finally beat the girl with the perienced Tennessee-Martin painfully early shower. Com­ Krueger. Figuring that obesity year of eligibility. McGrath, three broken toes who finished pitching corps, ‘‘until it mented veteran second on the mound is cmcial to pit­ described as “the heart and ahead of me in my first race as a becomes a ball.” And with that baseman Dave “I ’m my own ching success, Aggie was soul of the team” by one ag-freshman, and I spent the sum­ sterling piece of' advice, the idol” Wille, “We must become justifiably shocked when bat­ mer in Green Bay. I guess it’s Lawrence Baseball team began imbued with evil ourselves to ted balls continued leaving the time to move on to greater their annual southern trip to overcome the utterly terrifying ballpark at an alarming fre­ things, like becoming a chemist Tennessee on a decidedly vice which awaits us on every quency. The Vikes were unable or an engineer so I can be hired philosophical note. “ If I had on­ diamond. We must flourish to pull out an upset despite the by Minnesota Mining.” ly thought of hitting that way where others have floundered — defensive heroics of freshman The loss of McGrath has both before,” commented a in the foul rag-and-bone shop of third baseman John Huber, shocked and saddened her characteristically frivolous the heart.” who was nearly impaled by a distance running cohorts. Susy Taking team captain Wille’s wicked line drive. “It was more Schultz, also co-captain last dubious advice to heart, the evil than I,” stated a horrified year, said, “I ’ve had to reassess Vikes scoffed at a quasi- Huber. my athletic values. Without virtuous Southwestern squad The Vikings take their less McGrath, those painfully mind- the very next day. Once-silent than impressive 1-5 record to shattering daily runs to Baskin- bats suddenly resounded with the beatific and more inviting Robbins just won’t be the the mad cacophony of solid confines of Whiting Field this same. ” John Blaser, the dean of contact as the LU offense Saturday, April 4 at 1:00 p.m. Lawrence track, regrets Susy’s geared up to provide freshman to wreak havoc on a newly absence because “she was the pitching phenom Clark Stalker formed Beloit team. The 1981 only person on the team who with the first win of the season. season home opener promises, would get a side ache before me Stalker, who has been gravely despite the absence of distance during cross-country races.” concerned with a rampant ace Sue McGrath, to be an ex­ M cG rath’s decision has weight problem all second term, greatly upset Coach Gene trudged dutifully, if not slowly, Davis as he will miss her consis­ to the mound each inning to tent fifth and sixth place dazzle the Southwestern hitters finishes which always ac­ with a myriad of off-speed junk counted for a vital point pitches. Explained the pudgy McGrath’s new sport. towards the total team score. moundsman, “The excess bag­ Photo: Ted ( 'hesk v gage I ’ve been toting around As the now wilting McGrath We can’t throw that far. quietly comtemplates her next Photo: Ted Chesky these days make pitching all rejection letter, however, the easier. When I push off the greived underclassman, began renewed hope for this year’s Bobby Blasio, “I would have rubber inertia makes my as a budding freshman four team has arisen. This glimmer quit baseball long ago.” massive body lurch forward in a years ago and worked her way is centered around the possible Indeed, the Vikes’ bats were helter-skelter, unorthodox man­ up to team leader by her junior comeback of former phenoms largely silent against their first ner. Batters must think an year only to forsake her lifelong Coralee Ferk, Cindy Boeye, and foe, the University of Ten­ avalanche is coming at them struggle for running excellence. Emily Hawkes, who are con­ nessee at Martin. Characterized every time I throw.” Despite admonishments from templating expansion of their not by worldliness or intellec­ The long awaited Viking vic­ friends and teammates, Susy Tuesday afternoon workouts to tual prowess, the Martin tory in game one was tempered sat calmly on her personalized benefit the entire Lawrence players dominated every facet by a loss in game two, as the stool at Jim's Place Monday community. of the game in an easy twin bill fired up LU squad was unable sweep of a fatigued, but urbane to sweep both ends of the insuf­ Lawrence squad. Starting pit­ ferably long and arid The Zeppelin. Photo: Ted Chesky chers Brian Fenhaus and Mike doubleheader. The second game Fallon were racked by an inter­ saw Mike “Back she goes” Lobbers face Green Bayminable barrage of hard line Fallon face a revised hilarating one as Aggie’s drives which wore down the Southwestern hitting lineup devilish boys will attempt to by Tom Barney looks forward to a successful speedy, highly touted Viking which provided center fielder maintain a high degree of The LU Lobbers have begun season with his new racket. outfield. The infielders were fair Graham Satherlie with many hatred between the white lines. another action packed season. Tom “Topspin” Barney also game for the Martin arsenal opportunities to test his blit­ “Look at it this way,” pro­ Months of dedicated training returns from playing abroad also, as third baseman and zkrieg reflexes. “Speed is im­ nounced the ever-embittered, have produced top-notch net- and is keen on playing a broad spiritual leader Blasio was material,” lamented a yet highly cultured left fielder ters eager to devour their op­ in Appleton, also. (Editor's eventually forced to don a chest distraught Five, “when the balls Andy Hazucha, “it beats hell ponents. Stoic veterans are Note: Dream on, Tom). protector and a mask to insure you chase land on the other side out of a violin concert.” presently defending their posi­ Several newcomers are poised his continued existence. “With tions against hyperactive for action as the season opens. Fen on the mound,” stated the upstarts who are zealously go­ Kirk “Kirk” Ryan drools at the bruised and bloodied Beta, “I ing after the varsity berths. thought of the top seed, and either hide behind the umpire or ANNOUNCING FOR Head Coach and chauffeur Doug ‘‘Where are you?” resort to prayer. Today my Mary Poulson eagerly an­ Westphall is visibly excited prayers went unanswered. Evil ticipates seeing her quality net- over this year’s action. is everywhere, vying to LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY ters form a cohesive unit. Her Freshmen David “Duck” submerge our ceremony of in­ team slogan, “Hit them and Drake and Ron “Where’s my 13 nocence in the quagmire of beat them,” is chanted year old?” Miles are also top human vice.” periodicaly during the many competitors eyeing the varsity Although flippant team hours of rigorous practice to positions. spokesman Blasio is often pro­ Dan Bern’s pleasurable guitar All this action begins at 3:00 ne to speak in hyperbole, his accompaniment. next Tuesday, April 7, when the assessment of the Vikes’ A recent press release gave Lobbers battle the U . W. Green troubles was for once a the scoop on those netters like­ Bay Thumpers on the home legitimate attempt at ly to entertain you this spring. courts. Fast action play con­ verisimilitude. Met not by vir­ Hard hitting Cam Jackson from tinues next Friday and Satur­ tuous opponents but by deca­ REP Eau Claire Memorial High day when Ripon and Carlton dent ones, the moralistic LU returns this year as does visit Lawrence. 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