Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun Dec 18, 2011
06:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
06:30 BROTHERS IN LAW 1956 Repeat WS G
Brothers In Law
Two men, partners in a Law firm, vie for the affections of the same girl.
Starring: Richard Attenborough, Ian Carmichael, Terry Thomas
08:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL 1953 Repeat WS G
Isn't Life Wonderful In Edwardian England, a family tries to accustom itself to the latest modern inventions - things like the bicycle and the motor car.
Starring: Cecil Parker, Robert Urquhart, Eileen Herlie, Donald Wolfit
11:15 HOLIDAY ON THE BUSES 1973 Repeat WS PG
Holiday On The Buses Fired from the bus company, lazy drivers Stan and Jack land cushy jobs at a posh holiday resort. But there's trouble in paradise when the two discover their old nemesis is the new camp security chief.
Starring: Reg Varney, Doris Hare, Michael Robbins, Anna Karen
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
13:00 PENELOPE 1966 Repeat WS PG
Penelope
Comedy about a flighty, bored, kleptomaniac wife of a banker who robs her husband's bank of $60,000.
Starring: Natalie Wood, Ian Bannen, Dick Shawn, Peter Falk
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Best Things To Do In Australia
Premiere special event highlighting more than 20 of the best ways to experience the wonder of Australia from camping in a national park, swimming with whales sharks, hot air ballooning, chopper flight over Uluru; staying in a 5-star hotel; sailing the Great Barrier Reef; climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge; visiting the Gold Coast theme parks; attending a game at the MCG and many more.
16:00 AN AMERICAN IN PARIS 1951 Captioned Repeat WS G
An American In Paris
Gene Kelly and Leslie Caron star in this classic musical romance, the winner of 6 Academy Awards. Jerry Mulligan, a struggling American painter in Paris, is "discovered" by an influential heiress with an interest in more than Jerry's art.
Starring: Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS G
Chester Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G With Lionel s father and step-mother off yak-riding in Mongolia, Jean and Lionel decide to head off for the Pargetter country home.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell
20:00 YES MINISTER WS G
The Quality Of Life Sir Humphrey uses Jim's promise to keep a popular city farm project open to get special permission for an additional nine floors on a proposed skyscraper. 20:30 MUST LOVE DOGS 2005 Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Must Love Dogs
A newly divorced woman is cautiously rediscovering romance with the enthusiastic but often misguided help of her well-meaning family. As she braves a series of disastrous mismatches and first dates, she begins to trust her instincts and learns that it's never a good idea to give up on love.
Starring: John Cusack, Diane Lane, Elizabeth Perkins, Christopher Plummer, Dermot Mulroney, Stockard Channing
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
22:40 FEARLESS 1993 Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Fearless
San Francisco architect Max Klein miraculously survives a plane crash and emerges a changed man. When Max's bizarre behavior alienates his wife and son, airline psychiatrist Bill Perlman puts Max in touch with a fellow crash survivor who lost her 2-year-old in the disaster.
Starring: Jeff Bridges, Isabella Rossellini, Rosie PEREZ, Tom Hulce, John Turturro
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes
01:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Baby Shower Rachel panics during her baby shower when she realises how totally unprepared she is to care for an infant. Meanwhile, news from Rachel's mother panics Ross.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Cooking Class
When Monica's cooking at the restaurant is harshly criticised by a newspaper, she goes to desperate measures hoping to convince the reviewer to reconsider his opinion. Meanwhile, Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross, as they shop for baby supplies.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G
The Tower
Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Dec 19, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat HD WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Is Late Rachel's baby is late, causing for a very irritable mother-to-be, willing to try absolutely anything to bring the delivery on.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 1
Rachel waits in the hospital maternity ward with the anxious Ross. However, numerous other pregnant women are wheeled in while Rachel's painful labour continues. Also at the hospital, Monica and Chandler find themselves inspired.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
How To Make A Killing Without Really Trying
Jessica is trying to learn to invest, but this wasn't the best day for it.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 A TIME TO REMEMBER 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
A Time To Remember
Returning to her wealthy family's home for Thanksgiving, struggling artist and single mother Britt Calhoun steels herself to deal with the turbulent past she shared with her mother Maggie. The reunion takes a troubled turn when Britt learns Maggie has Alzheimers disease.
Starring: Dana Delany, Doris Roberts, Louise Fletcher
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
14:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G With Lionel s father and step-mother off yak-riding in Mongolia, Jean and Lionel decide to head off for the Pargetter country home.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell
14:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G
The Quality Of Life Sir Humphrey uses Jim's promise to keep a popular city farm project open to get special permission for an additional nine floors on a proposed skyscraper.
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Mixed Messages
Marcus suspects Heath is cheating on Grace. Or is jealousy clouding his judgement? Grace starts to question Heath's love for her, until Heath surprises her with an amazing gift. Kate makes a bold decision to impress Stevie and get promoted to overseer. Ingrid proves indispensable to Marcus, as a vet and a friend.
Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Sick And Tired - Part 2
A very upset Dorothy turns to Harry, seeking advice on her illness. After calming her fears that she might really be crazy, he sends her to a virologist, Dr. Chang. Meanwhile, Blanche has been awake for 72 hours writing her romance novel and is delirious with exhaustion.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
The Accurate Conception
Blanche's daughter Rebecca has decided on artificial insemination, but Blanche can't begin to conceive of the idea. Mortified, Blanche asks her, "Why would you do something like that? To hurt me?" She refuses to have anything to do with it and tells Rebecca to "wait until I'm dead."
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP HD WS PG
Whipsnade Zoo
Michaela arrives at Whipsnade Zoo in Bedfordshire and learns about a pioneering conservation programme to protect one of Britain s most threatened birds, the Corncrake. Meanwhile, PhD student Penny Hudson tries to solve the mystery of why the Cheetah is the fastest animal on the planet.
JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 20:30 GUIDANCE Repeat WS PG
Continuing her investigations into commonly held parenting beliefs Jo s big event demonstrates the link between sugar and hyperactivity. Many parents think that eating sugar makes their children bounce off the walls but is it scientific fact?
21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA
12 Chefs Compete The two teams must compete to see who can prepare the most pasta for the evening dinner service, with a trip to Santa Monica for the winners. One contestant winds up in the hospital after an accident in the kitchen.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA Belle's back! But with a new business proposition, an uninvited house guest in a new home, a challenging client and the all-important question hanging over her head should she commit to best friend Ben?
Starring: Billie Piper
Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:00 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA
Has Belle taken on more than she can chew? As the reality of being a Madam at the agency, a girlfriend to live-in boyfriend Ben, a chaperone to Stephanie's daughter Poppy and a high-class escort hits home, Belle struggles.
Starring: Billie Piper
Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow 00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
How To Make A Killing Without Really Trying
Jessica is trying to learn to invest, but this wasn't the best day for it.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Sick And Tired - Part 2
A very upset Dorothy turns to Harry, seeking advice on her illness. After calming her fears that she might really be crazy, he sends her to a virologist, Dr. Chang. Meanwhile, Blanche has been awake for 72 hours writing her romance novel and is delirious with exhaustion.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
The Accurate Conception
Blanche's daughter Rebecca has decided on artificial insemination, but Blanche can't begin to conceive of the idea. Mortified, Blanche asks her, "Why would you do something like that? To hurt me?" She refuses to have anything to do with it and tells Rebecca to "wait until I'm dead."
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Dec 20, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Fixer-Upper
Jessica's niece, who is a real estate broker, arrives at the mansion and finds a body instead of a buyer.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 CHARLEY MOON 1956 Repeat WS G
Charley Moon Max Bygraves stars as Charley Moon, a small-time music-hall performer with an eye for the ladies. A string of lucky breaks, and a little bit of ruthlessness on Charley's part, allows him a chance at the Big Time in London.
Starring: Max Bygraves, Dennis Price, Florence Desmond, Shirley Eaton, Lou Jacobi
13:55 EXPERIENCE EUROPE Repeat WS G
14:00 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP Repeat HD WS PG
Whipsnade Zoo
Michaela arrives at Whipsnade Zoo in Bedfordshire and learns about a pioneering conservation programme to protect one of Britain s most threatened birds, the Corncrake. Meanwhile, PhD student Penny Hudson tries to solve the mystery of why the Cheetah is the fastest animal on the planet.
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Silent Night
It's Christmas Eve, and Alex makes a surprise return from Argentina to visit Stevie. Grace finds proof of Heath's infidelity and breaks off her engagement. Kate and Riley finally admit their attraction to each other when they kiss under the mistletoe. Christmas day ends tragically when Grace, Riley, Tayler and Patrick are involved in a shocking car accident at the flooded river. Who will survive?
Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Rose Fights Back
Rose receives a letter from her late husband Charlie's company explaining that her pension is being cut off due to bankruptcy. Because she doesn't make enough money at the grief centre to live on, she decides to find a new job.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Love Under The Big Top
Dorothy is dating a dashing, top-notch lawyer, Kenneth Whittingham, who's so perfect; he even dresses up as a clown on weekends and entertains kids at the hospital. Ken calls Dorothy, saying he needs to talk to her about "something very important" and the ladies congratulate Dorothy on her marriage proposal they're sure is coming.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Emma Cries
Joey's futile attempt to gain Ross's forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him results in an emergency hospitalisation. Meanwhile, an exhausted Rachel desperately searches for a remedy to quell baby Emma's nonstop crying.
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Paediatrician Joey and Phoebe agree to find each other partners for a double date. When Joey forgets to do his part, he panics and invites a stranger. Meanwhile, Rachel faces the ultimate rejection.
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel unexpectedly receives a letter from ex-wife Margaret. But when he and Jean meet with her, Margaret is far from the frumpy woman Lionel remembers.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell
20:00 YES MINISTER WS G
A Question Of Loyalty Jim and Sir Humphrey pass the buck to protect each other when they appear before a select committee investigating charges of waste in Hacker's ministry, until Jim's higher loyalties are called upon.
20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M
Star Turn
Brenda tries to hit all the right notes when investigating the puzzling disappearance of a stage father whose daughter's new single is ready for release. On the flip side, new and potentially hopeful developments emerge in Brenda's civil suit.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett
21:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M
Fresh Pursuit The team digs for clues in the shooting death of a deputy sheriff. Meanwhile, Brenda's civil case comes to a head when the judge must make a crucial decision.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett
22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M
Money for Nothing
The eldest brother in a Boston Brahmin family is found dead in the harbor after an apparent sailing accident. But Maura s close connection with the family and Jane s resentment over their wealth threaten to derail their investigation.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Emma Cries
Joey's futile attempt to gain Ross's forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him results in an emergency hospitalisation. Meanwhile, an exhausted Rachel desperately searches for a remedy to quell baby Emma's nonstop crying.
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Paediatrician Joey and Phoebe agree to find each other partners for a double date. When Joey forgets to do his part, he panics and invites a stranger. Meanwhile, Rachel faces the ultimate rejection.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Fixer-Upper
Jessica's niece, who is a real estate broker, arrives at the mansion and finds a body instead of a buyer.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Rose Fights Back
Rose receives a letter from her late husband Charlie's company explaining that her pension is being cut off due to bankruptcy. Because she doesn't make enough money at the grief centre to live on, she decides to find a new job.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Love Under The Big Top
Dorothy is dating a dashing, top-notch lawyer, Kenneth Whittingham, who's so perfect; he even dresses up as a clown on weekends and entertains kids at the hospital. Ken calls Dorothy, saying he needs to talk to her about "something very important" and the ladies congratulate Dorothy on her marriage proposal they're sure is coming.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Dec 21, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Emma Cries
Joey's futile attempt to gain Ross's forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him results in an emergency hospitalisation. Meanwhile, an exhausted Rachel desperately searches for a remedy to quell baby Emma's nonstop crying.
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Paediatrician Joey and Phoebe agree to find each other partners for a double date. When Joey forgets to do his part, he panics and invites a stranger. Meanwhile, Rachel faces the ultimate rejection.
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Big Show Of 1965
Twenty five years after a show in which a stabbing occurred, the cast is reunited and a mystery woman reappears, seeming to accuse Barry.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 WE JOINED THE NAVY 1962 Repeat G
We Joined The Navy A young naval officer asks too many embarrassing questions and after being bounced from one station to another, winds up the hero of a revolution.
Starring: Kenneth More, Lloyd Nolan, Joan O'Brien, Mischa Auer
14:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Lionel unexpectedly receives a letter from ex-wife Margaret. But when he and Jean meet with her, Margaret is far from the frumpy woman Lionel remembers.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell
14:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G
A Question Of Loyalty Jim and Sir Humphrey pass the buck to protect each other when they appear before a select committee investigating charges of waste in Hacker's ministry, until Jim's higher loyalties are called upon.
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Aftermath
It's been five days since the accident, Grace, Patrick and Tayler have survived but Riley is missing, Kate fears that his body was dragged away by the river.
Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Dancing In The Dark Rose and Sophia are escorted home from a ballroom dance by Rose's partner, Miles Webber. After Sophia explains charging the "old geezers" ten cents a dance, Miles invites Rose to a party at his house.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Not Another Monday Martha Lamont, one of Sophia's close friends, is tired of the physical pain and suffering in her life and wants to kill herself.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Sharks
Chandler is in Tulsa Oklahoma on a work assignment. When Monica surprises him in his hotel room, she mistakenly frets that he has a bizarre sexual fetish. Meanwhile, Joey becomes upset when his date doesn't remember previously having sex with him.
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Celebrating Phoebe's birthday party at a fancy restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are left to wait alone for a long period of time as unusual circumstances hold up the other friends from arriving on time.
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 CONNIE & CARLA 2004 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Connie & Carla
After accidently witnessing a mafia hit, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town to LA where they go undercover as singers working the city's dinner theatre circuit.. as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra weird when Connie meets Jeff - a guy she'd like to be a woman with. Starring Nia Vardalos, Australia's Toni Collett and David Duchovny.
Starring: Toni Collette, Nia Vardalos, David Duchovny
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Violence, Drug References, Mild Coarse Language
21:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG
Kerrylea/Lauren
Kerrylea and her husband Geoffrey are face to face with imminent foreclosure on a pair of homes. Having filled their first home with stuff she's hoarded, she convinced her husband that the best thing to do is to buy another home.
22:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG
Lauren used to be addicted to drugs and alcohol, now she s addicted to extreme bodybuilding. She works out up to six hours a day, six days a week, complimenting her physical regimen with bottles of supplements, powders and topping it off with injections of Human Growth Hormone.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug References
23:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Rebecca worries about her shoes when they are away from her. She believes all of her two hundred plus pairs have feelings and she calls them her babies.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Big Show Of 1965
Twenty five years after a show in which a stabbing occurred, the cast is reunited and a mystery woman reappears, seeming to accuse Barry.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Dancing In The Dark Rose and Sophia are escorted home from a ballroom dance by Rose's partner, Miles Webber. After Sophia explains charging the "old geezers" ten cents a dance, Miles invites Rose to a party at his house.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Not Another Monday Martha Lamont, one of Sophia's close friends, is tired of the physical pain and suffering in her life and wants to kill herself.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Dec 22, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Sharks
Chandler is in Tulsa Oklahoma on a work assignment. When Monica surprises him in his hotel room, she mistakenly frets that he has a bizarre sexual fetish. Meanwhile, Joey becomes upset when his date doesn't remember previously having sex with him.
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Celebrating Phoebe's birthday party at a fancy restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are left to wait alone for a long period of time as unusual circumstances hold up the other friends from arriving on time.
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Murder--According To Maggie
The producer of a police drama investigates the murder of a programmer who differed with her.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 TAKE ME HIGH 1973 Repeat WS G
Take Me High
A successful and ambitious young financier is transferred to a small industrial town in Britain and meets a beautiful restaurant owner, who after resenting him because of a business disagreement, falls in love and become partners in a new business venture.
Starring: Cliff Richard, George Cole, Hugh Griffith, Debbie Watling
13:55 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD PG
Christina Aguilera
Music Special.
14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG
Julie is about to embark on a challenge no-one should have to endure. Scans have revealed cancerous tumours in her brain and other parts of her body. But this bright and positive twenty-three year old flight attendant has incredible strength. In part one of her story, she prepares for the fight of her life and draws on her family who she refers to as her wolf pack for support.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Pitfalls Of Love
Grace and Marcus are trapped at the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft meanwhile Kate helps Father Dan by caring for an elderly woman, who makes her life a misery. Tayler is nervous about taking her relationship to the next level and Phil goes to extreme lengths to woo back Moira.
Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
That Old Feeling
Blanche falls in love with her late husband's brother Jamie.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Comedy Of Errors After a high school classmate dies unexpectedly, Dorothy decides to fulfil a long-forgotten dream of being a stand-up comedian.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Male Nanny
In the Emmy Award-winning comedy's 200th episode, Ross jealously mocks Rachel's choice of an oversensitive male nanny. Meanwhile, Chandler feels threatened by Monica's constant chatter about a male co-worker whose sense of humour outwits his.
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
When Monica's ex-boyfriend intends to sell his apartment, insecure Chandler persuades Joey to help him secretly inspect it. The guys are aghast to discover an old videotape that might feature Monica having sex with the old flame.
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.
20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.
20:30 THE LAKE HOUSE 2006 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Lake House
After moving away from her peaceful lakeside home, a lonely physician begins writing letters to a frustrated architect who now occupies the building, only to discover that they're living two years apart. They must try to unravel the mystery behind their extraordinary romance before it's too late.
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Christopher Plummer, Dylan Walsh, Sandra Bullock
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
22:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Steve Buscemi
Actor Steve Buscemi delves into his family tree to unearth information about possible rogues and rebels in his genealogy. His quest takes him to Philadelphia and Virginia, as he puts the focus on the secrets of his great-great-grandfather.
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Murder--According To Maggie
The producer of a police drama investigates the murder of a programmer who differed with her.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
That Old Feeling
Blanche falls in love with her late husband's brother Jamie.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Comedy Of Errors After a high school classmate dies unexpectedly, Dorothy decides to fulfil a long-forgotten dream of being a stand-up comedian.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Dec 23, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Male Nanny
In the Emmy Award-winning comedy's 200th episode, Ross jealously mocks Rachel's choice of an oversensitive male nanny. Meanwhile, Chandler feels threatened by Monica's constant chatter about a male co-worker whose sense of humour outwits his.
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
When Monica's ex-boyfriend intends to sell his apartment, insecure Chandler persuades Joey to help him secretly inspect it. The guys are aghast to discover an old videotape that might feature Monica having sex with the old flame.
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
O'Malley's Luck
An Irish detective does not believe the death of a real estate mogul was suicide.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL 1974 Repeat WS G
All Creatures Great And Small Story of a young veterinarian's apprenticeship to an eccentric older vet in the English countryside, and his hesitating courtship with the daughter of a local farmer.
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Simon Ward, Lisa Harrow, Brian Stirner
14:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.
14:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Wild Ride
Stevie's wild-at-heart former rodeo Mate Sharon visits Drovers and turns everyone's lives upside down. Marcus sacrifices his chances in a major horse endurance race to save Ingrid from an abusive rider meanwhile, Kate is feeling increasingly dissatisfied with her life.
Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
All That Jazz
Dorothy's son Michael moves in with her after his wife kicks him out.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Ebb Tide Blanche and her sister Virginia clash at Big Daddy's funeral, which Dorothy also attends. Meanwhile, Sophia takes advantage of their absences to rent their rooms out to boarders.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Christmas In Tulsa Chandler must remain in Tulsa during Christmas because of a big deadline at work. Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy.
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave. Meanwhile, Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set.
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 RICHARD HAMMOND'S INVISIBLE WORLDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Off The Scale (*Series Final*)
We explore the astonishing miniature universe all around us, revealing that small is not only beautiful, it can also be very, very powerful. From seeing the microscopic changes to ice crystals that can trigger an avalanche, to watching in horror the invisible aftermath of a sneeze on a commuter train and learning how the surface of an ordinary-looking plant hides an astounding secret that will make walking on the moon safer.
20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M
Menace
An apparent suicide turns out to be murder as Briscoe and Curtis investigate the death of a woman who jumped from a bridge (in front of numerous bystanders) to avoid a crazed attacker with whom she was apparently involved in a fender-bender.
21:30 THE COMMANDER Captioned Repeat WS AV
The Devil You Know
This thrilling drama follows the Metropolitan Homicide Officers as they investigate 150 murders a year in London. All of them come under the review of the Commander of the Homicide Division. Stars Amanda Burton and Mark Lewis Jones.
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
02:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
O'Malley's Luck
An Irish detective does not believe the death of a real estate mogul was suicide.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
03:00 MANUELA 1957 Repeat PG
Manuela In a South American port, the engineer of a tramp steamer smuggles aboard a girl who the disillusioned captain falls in love with. Stars Trevor Howard, Elsa Martinelli, Pedro Armendariz and Donald Pleasence. Starring: Guy Hamilton, Trevor Howard, Elsa Martinelli, Pedro Armendariz Jr, Ivan Foxwell, Donald Pleasence, Warren Mitchell
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
All That Jazz
Dorothy's son Michael moves in with her after his wife kicks him out.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 05:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Ebb Tide Blanche and her sister Virginia clash at Big Daddy's funeral, which Dorothy also attends. Meanwhile, Sophia takes advantage of their absences to rent their rooms out to boarders.
Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan Sat Dec 24, 2011
06:00 ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL 1974 Repeat WS G
All Creatures Great And Small Story of a young veterinarian's apprenticeship to an eccentric older vet in the English countryside, and his hesitating courtship with the daughter of a local farmer.
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Simon Ward, Lisa Harrow, Brian Stirner
08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA 1958 Repeat WS PG
The Old Man And The Sea An old Cuban fisherman's dry spell is broken when he hooks a gigantic fish that drags him out to sea. Based on Ernest Hemingway's story.
Starring: Spencer Tracy, Felipe Pazos, Harry Bellaver
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
10:45 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Always A Thief Insurance investigator Dennis Stanton, who uses his skills as an ex-thief to solve crimes, returns to investigate a theft and two murders.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
11:45 BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE 1948 Repeat WS G
Bonnie Prince Charlie Amongst the grandeur of 18th Century Scotland, Prince Charles Stuart rallies his fellow countrymen to seize the throne of England.
Starring: David Niven, Margaret Leighton, Jack Hawkins, Judy Campbell, Morland Graham, Finlay Currie
14:15 GONE WITH THE WIND 1939 HD WS PG
Gone With The Wind American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent love affair in the American south during the Civil War and Reconstruction.
Starring: Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia De Havilland, Leslie Howard
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence
CHRISTMAS WITH THE AUSTRALIAN 19:30 WOMEN'S WEEKLY Captioned Repeat WS G
Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski, this week we bring you even more ways to celebrate the festive season. Julie Goodwin cooks the tastiest turkey ever. There s super-stylish decorating ideas for your Christmas table. Plus, a simple but spectacular seafood smorgasbord and a scrumptious twist on your traditional Christmas desserts.
20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Obsession
The CSIs must find who or what killed a man who was found alone in his apartment. With no identification on the body, Mac and Stella have to go on the evidence at the apartment to solve this case. Meanwhile, Danny finds out more about New York's version of the Iditarod - the "Idiotrun" where a young man has been found dead.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo
21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Resurrection The CSI team will stop at nothing to find who shot Horatio and the evidence leads them to some of the most dangerous people in Miami, including one of their own.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M
For Warrick The CSI team discover the shooting of Warrick after hearing the gunshots. Unknown to them the perpetrator could be walking amongst their ranks. Stars William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger and George Eads.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence 23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
01:50 A KIND OF LOVING 1965 Repeat M
A Kind Of Loving
A young man, inching his way up from working-class traditions via a white-collar job, finds himself trapped by the frightening reality of his girlfriend's pregnancy and is forced into marrying her and moving in with his mother-in-law due to a housing shortage in their Northern England town.
Starring: Alan Bates, Thora Hird, June Ritchie, Bert Palmer, Gwen Nelson
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References
04:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG
Whatever Happened To G. Foster
Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.
05:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Always A Thief Insurance investigator Dennis Stanton, who uses his skills as an ex-thief to solve crimes, returns to investigate a theft and two murders.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams