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1. What is the Yiddish word that means both poultry fat and something 280820 overly sentimental? 2. In what year did the Titanic sink? today’s television 3. What city is known as the sugar capital of ? nine SEVEN abc sbs Ten 6.00 Today. (CC) 6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The 6.00 News. (CC) 9.00 ABC News 6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish 6.00 Ent. Tonight. (R, CC) 6.30 9.00 Today Extra. (PG, CC) Morning Show. (PG, CC) Mornings. (CC) 10.00 Brush With News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Farm To Fork. (R, CC) 7.00 Judge 4. What herb is sometimes 11.30 Morning News. (CC) 11.30 Seven Morning Fame. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Kurt Arabic News F24. (France) 12.30 Judy. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Bold. (PG, known as wild marjoram? 12.00 Desperate Housewives. News. (CC) Fearnley’s One Plus One. (R, CC) ABC America: World News R, CC) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG, CC) (Mav, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: A Teacher’s 11.00 Grand Designs Aust. (PG, Tonight. (CC) (US) 1.00 PBS 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, CC) 1.00 1.00 MOVIE: When Harry Crime. (Mav, R, CC) R, CC) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. News. (CC) (US) 2.00 The Point. The Living Room. (R, CC) 2.00 5. For Whom the Bell Met Sally. (Mls, R, CC) (2008) (CC) 1.00 The Great Acceleration. (R, CC) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. Ent. Tonight. (CC) 2.30 Judge Tolls and The Old Man (1989) 2.00 Between Two Worlds. (R, CC) 1.55 Fight For Planet A: (CC) 3.30 The Untold Story Of Judy. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 My Market and the Sea were written 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, CC) (Ma, R, CC) Our Climate Challenge. (PG, R, CC) Mesopotamia. (PG, R, CC) (UK) Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Everyday 4.00 Afternoon News. (CC) 3.00 The Chase. (R, CC) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons. (CC) 4.30 Britain’s Most Historic Gourmet. (CC) 4.30 The Bold And by which author? 5.00 Millionaire Hot 4.00 Seven News At 4. (CC) 4.10 Think Tank. (PG, R, CC) 5.10 Towns. (PG, R, CC) (UK) 5.30 The Beautiful. (PG, CC) 5.00 10 Seat. (R, CC) 5.00 The Chase Australia. (CC) Grand Designs Aust. (PG, R, CC) Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) News First. (CC) 6. What device emits a 6.00 . (CC) 6.00 Seven News. (CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) Analysis 6.00 Mastermind 6.30 The Project. (CC) A look clicking sound, which is 7.00 Rugby League. 7.00 Football. (CC) AFL. of the day’s news. Australia. (R, CC) at the day’s news. used to help keep music (CC) NRL. Round 16. Round 14. Western 7.00 ABC News. (CC) Takes a 6.30 SBS World News. (CC) 7.30 The Living Room. (PG, in time? Roosters v Bulldogs v Geelong. look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Secrets Of The Railway. CC) pays a Brisbane Broncos. 9.45 AFL Post-Game Show. 7.30 Gardening Australia. (PG, R, CC) visit to Barry Du Bois. 9.15 Friday Night Knock (CC) Post-game discussion (CC) Jane explores a 8.25 Greek Island Odyssey 8.30 Have You Been Paying 7. In 2010, who had a Off. (CC) Post-match and interviews. succulent garden. With Bettany Attention? (Malns, R, hit with the song Raise NRL wrap-up. 10.30 Armchair Experts. (M, 8.30 MotherFatherSon. (Mlv, Hughes. (PG, CC) CC) Lloyd Langford, 10.05 MOVIE: Platoon. CC) Experts discuss all CC) Having chosen their 9.25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Amanda Keller and Kitty Your Glass? (MA15+alv, R, CC) (1986) things AFL. sides, everyone digs Countdown. (Mals, R, CC) Flanagan, with show A young, naive soldier is 11.00 Farmer Wants A Wife. themselves in for the 10.20 SBS World News regulars Sam Pang and Ed 8. Australian athlete sent to Vietnam. Charlie (PGal, R, CC) Hosted by impending war. Late. (CC) Kavalee, compete. Sheen, Tom Berenger. . 9.30 Marcella. (Malv, CC) 10.50 The Late Session. (PG, 9.30 Just For Laughs Uncut. Ashleigh Barty is most 12.30 Law & Order: Criminal 12.30 Criminal Minds: Suspect (Final) Eric is taken in for R, CC) 11.45 MOVIE: The Trials (MA15+als, R, CC) Hosted famous for playing Intent. (Mav, R, CC) A Behaviour. (Mavs, R) questioning. Of Muhammad Ali. (Ma, R, CC) by Nikki Osborne. what sport? city auditor and his family The team search for a 10.20 ABC Late News. (CC) (2013) 1.25 The Most Dangerous 10.00 Just For Laughs. are murdered. judge’s daughter. Detailed coverage of the Man In America. (Malv, R, CC) (Mdls, R, CC) Hosted by 1.30 TV Shop: Home 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R, CC) day’s events. 3.00 Soundtracks: Songs That Tommy Little. Shopping. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 10.45 The Virus. (R, CC) Defined History. (PG, R, CC) 3.50 10.30 The Project. (R, CC)

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1. Schmaltz 2. 1912 3. Mackay Mackay 3. 1912 2. Schmaltz 1. Home shopping. R, CC) Peter Maneas AS HELL. (Ml, R, CC) WorldWatch. With Stephen ANSWERS 4.30 The Avengers. (PG, R) visits Pakos. 11.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) Colbert. (PG, CC) 5.30 A Current Affair. (R, CC) 5.00 NBC Today. (CC) 5.00 Rage. (PG, CC) Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 30 minutes earlier than this schedule. Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat. Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by the Networks. 9GO! 7TWO ABC COMEDY/Kids SBS VICELAND 10 BOLD 6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 Shopping. 7.00 The Yorkshire Vet In 6.00 Children’s Programs. 6.10 Love Monster. 6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 High Tech Airport. 6.00 Home Shopping. 8.00 Motorcycle Racing. 11.00 Dance Moms. 12.00 The Bionic Woman. Autumn. 8.00 Honey I Bought The House. 9.00 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 School Of Roars. 6.35 Rusty 1.00 Front Up. 2.00 Cut-Off. 2.55 Dead Set MotoGP. Race 6. Styrian Grand Prix. Replay. 1.00 Sliders. 2.00 Friday Night Lights. 3.00 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 12.00 Rivets. 6.45 Andy’s Safari Adventures. 7.00 On Life. 3.20 Yokayi Footy. 3.55 WorldWatch. 10.00 Jake And The Fatman. 11.00 MacGyver. Children’s Programs. 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle. House Of Wellness. 1.00 American Crime. Dino Dana. 7.15 Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And 5.20 Sloths Save The World. 5.45 The Joy 12.00 NCIS. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 2.00 Law 6.30 MOVIE: Inkheart. (2008) 8.30 MOVIE: 2.00 Honey I Bought The House. 3.00 Million Specks. 8.00 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Absolutely Of Painting With Bob Ross. 6.15 Forged In & Order: SVU. 3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 Diagnosis The Dark Knight. (2008) 11.30 Heroes. 12.30 Dollar Minute. 3.30 Mighty Ships. 4.30 Medical Fabulous. 9.00 The Office. 9.30 Black Books. Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Murder. 4.30 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.30 Star Rivals. 1.00 Robot Wars. 2.00 Dance Moms. 2.50 Emergency. 5.00 Escape To The Country. 10.00 Blackadder The Third. 10.30 Parks Countdown. 8.25 NITV News Update. 8.30 Trek: Voyager. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. Clarence. 3.00 Beyblade Burst Evolution. 3.30 6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 Better Homes And And Recreation. 10.55 Schitt’s Creek. 11.15 RocKwiz Salutes The Legends. 9.30 The Good 8.30 Walker, Texas Ranger. 10.30 Elementary. Ninjago: Masters Of Spinjitzu. 4.00 Pokémon: BW Gardens. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Workaholics. 12.00 Plebs. 12.25 Murder In Girls’ Guide To Kinky Sex. 10.25 Trigonometry. 11.30 CSI: Miami. 12.30 Home Shopping. 2.00 Rival Destinies. 4.30 Pokémon The Series: Sun & Selling Houses Aust. 10.30 Charlie Luxton’s Successville. 12.55 Sick Of It. 1.20 The Thick Of 11.15 Full Frontal With Samantha Bee. 11.45 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Car Crash Global: Caught Moon – Ultra Legends. 4.50 Polly Pocket. 5.10 Homes By The Sea. 11.30 Mighty Ships. 12.45 Air It. 1.50 Flowers. 2.15 News Update. 2.20 Close. Taboos And Subcultures. 12.35 Dragula. 2.30 On Camera. 4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. Rainbow Rangers. 5.30 Children’s Programs. Crash Investigation. 2.00 Late Programs. 5.00 Children’s Programs. WorldWatch. 7MATE ABC ME SBS WORLD MOVIES 10 PEACH 6.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 7.00 Creflo 6.00 Morning Programs. 9.00 Storage Wars. 6.00 Children’s Programs. 4.55 Secret Life Of 6.00 Bandslam. Continued. (2009) 7.15 Dean 6.00 Toasted TV. 6.05 Dora. 6.30 Blaze And Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 American Restoration. 10.00 Pawn Stars. Boys. 5.00 The Next Step. 5.25 Rise Of The Spanley. (2008) 9.10 Little Nicolas. (2009) The Monster Machines. 7.00 PAW Patrol. 8.00 10.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 11.30 My 10.30 Shipping Wars. 11.00 American Pickers. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 5.50 Cloudy With 10.50 The Cup. (1999) 12.35 Song Of The Sea. Totally Wild. 8.35 SpongeBob. 9.00 Crocamole. Favorite Martian. 12.00 Animal Tales. 1.00 Days 12.00 Ice Road Truckers. 1.00 Ink Master. 3.00 A Chance Of Meatballs. 6.00 Cleopatra In Space. (2014) 2.20 The Boy And The Beast. (2015) 9.30 Blaze And The Monster Machines. 10.00 Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless. American Grit. 4.00 American Restoration. 5.00 6.25 BTN Newsbreak. 6.30 MythBusters Junior. 4.35 Opal Dream. (2006) 6.10 Heart Beats Loud. PAW Patrol. 11.00 SpongeBob. 12.00 Charmed. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: Up The Storage Wars. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 7.20 Superfan. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 The (2018) Nick Offerman, Kiersey Clemons. 8.00 2.00 Seinfeld. 3.00 Raymond. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Chastity Belt. (1971) 5.25 The Rockford Files. Friday Night Countdown. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Penguins Of Madagascar. 8.00 Thunderbirds The Breaker Upperers. (2018) Madeleine Sami, Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Poirot. 8.40 MOVIE: We Are Marshall. (2006) 10.20 MOVIE: Are Go. 8.25 Good Game Spawn Point. 8.45 Jackie van Beek, James Rolleston. 9.30 Journey’s Friends. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.00 MOVIE: Divergent. Halifax: Retribution. 10.25 The Commander. Chappie. (2015) 12.45 Sarah Connor Chronicles. Voltron: Legendary Defender. 9.10 Fruits Basket. End. (2017) Paul Bettany, Sam Claflin, Stephen (2014) 11.35 The Late Late Show With James 12.00 MOVIE: Family Life. (1971) 2.00 My 2.00 American Restoration. 2.30 NFL. 2019 AFC 9.30 The Legend Of Korra. 9.55 Detentionaire. Graham. 11.30 Jealous. (2017) Karin Viard. 1.30 Corden. 12.30 Home Shopping. 1.30 Charmed. Favorite Martian. 2.30 Antiques Roadshow. 3.00 Championship Game. Kansas City Chiefs v New 10.20 Close. 5.30 Atomic Puppet. 5.40 Nightcrawler. (2014) 3.40 The Breaker Upperers. 3.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. TV Shop: Home Shopping. England Patriots. Replay. Children’s Programs. (2018) 5.10 The Boy And The Beast. (2015) 4.30 Home Shopping. 5.30 Joseph Prince. IMPARJA 7CENTRAL ABC NEWS NITV SBS FOOD 6.00 Today. 8.30 Today Extra. 11.00 Morning 6.00 Sunrise. 8.30 The Morning Show. 11.00 6.00 News. 8.30 ABC News Mornings. 11.30 6.00 Morning Programs. 2.10 To The Point. 2.15 6.00 Morning Programs. 12.00 Bake With Anna. News. 11.30 Desperate Housewives. 12.30 Seven Morning News. 11.30 MOVIE: A Teacher’s ABC News At Noon. 2.30 ABC News Afternoons. Big Freedia: Queen Of Bounce. 3.00 Cities Of 12.30 Come Dine With Me UK. 1.00 Poh’s On MOVIE: When Harry Met Sally. (1989) 2.30 Crime. (2008) 1.30 Between Two Worlds. 3.30 Afternoon Briefing. 4.00 Friday Briefing. Gold. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.55 Raven’s Quest. The Road. 1.30 Miguel’s Feasts. 2.00 Spencer’s Tipping Point. 3.30 Afternoon News. 4.30 Hot 2.30 The Chase. 3.30 Seven News At 4. 4.30 4.30 ABC News Hour. 5.30 ABC Evening News. 4.05 Coyote’s Crazy Smart Science Show. 4.30 Big 30. 2.30 Free Range Cook. 3.00 Lyndey And Seat. 5.30 News. 6.30 A Current Affair. 7.00 The Chase Australia. 5.30 Seven News. 6.30 6.30 ABC National News. 7.15 The Virus. 7.30 Musomagic. 5.00 Fraggle Rock. 6.00 Cooking Herbie’s. 3.30 One World Kitchen. 4.00 Cook’s Rugby League. NRL. Round 16. Sydney Roosters Better Homes And Gardens. 7.00 Football. AFL. ABC News Tonight. 7.45 Fireside Chat. 8.30 Hawaiian Style. 6.25 To The Point. 6.30 Kriol Pantry. 4.30 Cook And The Chef. 5.30 Lidia’s v Brisbane Broncos. 9.15 Friday Night Knock Off. Round 14. Western Bulldogs v Geelong. 9.45 AFL The Drum. 9.30 ABC Late News. 10.00 The Kitchen. 7.00 NITV News: Nula. 7.30 MOVIE: Italy. 6.00 Ready Steady Cook UK. 7.00 Oliver’s 10.05 MOVIE: Platoon. (1986) 12.30 Hayley & Post-Game Show. 10.30 Armchair Experts. Mix. 10.30 ABC Nightly News. 11.00 Close Of Monkey King: The Hero. (2016) 9.00 Bedtime Twist. 7.30 Mississippi Adventure. 8.30 Far Lauren’s Adelady. 1.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 11.00 Farmer Wants A Wife. 12.30 Criminal Business. 11.30 ABC Late News. 12.00 Friday Stories. 9.10 The Big Wet. 10.10 Intune 08: The Eastern Odyssey. 9.35 Bake With Anna. 10.00 3.30 Global Shop. 4.00 The Avengers. 5.00 A Minds: Suspect Behaviour. 1.30 Home Shopping. Briefing. 1.00 Late Programs. Flood Concert. 11.10 Bamay. 11.30 NITV News: Come Dine With Me UK. 10.30 Poh’s On The Road. Current Affair. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 3.30 My Greek Odyssey. 4.30 NBC Today. Nula. 12.00 Volumz. 5.00 Fraggle Rock. 11.00 Cook And The Chef. 12.00 Late Programs. V1 - NTNE01Z01MA