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(CC) CC) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. News Tonight. (CC) (US) 1.00 R, CC) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG, CC) Show. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: A Father’s (CC) 1.00 Marcella. (Malv, R, CC) Al Jazeera. (CC) 2.00 First 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, CC) 1.00 The contains the line, ‘silver 1.10 The Block. (PGl, R, CC) Nightmare. (Madv, R, 2.00 Parliament Question Time. Civilisations. (Mav, R, CC) 3.00 Masked Singer Australia. (PG, R, bells and cockle shells’? Hosted by Scott Cam and CC) (2018) (CC) 3.10 ABC News Afternoons. Alex Polizzi: Chef For Hire. (R, CC) CC) 2.15 Ent. Tonight. (CC) 2.30 Shelley Craft. 2.00 Criminal Confessions. (CC) 4.00 Charlie Pickering: (UK) 4.05 Railway Journeys UK. Judge Judy. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 5. Who was captain of the 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, CC) (Mlv, R, CC) My Guest Tonight. (PG, R, CC) (PG, R, CC) (UK) 4.35 Britain’s My Market Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 4.00 Afternoon News. (CC) 3.00 The Chase. (CC) 4.10 Think Tank. (PG, R, CC) Most Historic Towns. (PG, R, Everyday Gourmet. (CC) 4.30 The Australian Davis Cup team 5.00 Millionaire Hot 4.00 Seven News At 4. (CC) 5.10 Grand Designs Australia. CC) (UK) 5.30 Letters And Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, CC) from 1995 to 2000? Seat. (CC) 5.00 The Chase Australia. (CC) (PG, R, CC) Numbers. (R, CC) 5.00 10 News First. (CC) 6.00 Nine News. (CC) 6.00 Seven News. (CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.00 Mastermind 6.30 The Project. (CC) 6. Which 1998 novel by 7.00 A Current Affair. (CC) 7.00 Home and 7.00 ABC News. (CC) Australia. (R, CC) 7.30 The Masked Singer Barbara Kingsolver tells 7.30 The Block. (PGl, CC) away. (PG, CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 6.30 SBS World News. (CC) Australia. (PG, the story of a missionary 8.45 Celebrity ioU. (PGl, CC) 7.30 Farmer Wants A Wife. 8.00 Australian Story: 7.35 The Blitz: Britain On Fire. CC) Hosted by (New Series) Brad Pitt (PGal, CC) (Final) Hosted Beating The Blues. (CC) (PG, CC) Part 3 of 3. Osher Günsberg. family named the Prices? surprises his friend. by Natalie Gruzlewski. 8.30 Four Corners. 8.30 Miniseries: 8.40 Have you been Paying 9.45 Nine News Late. (CC) A 8.30 9-1-1: Lone Star. (Mav, (CC) Investigative The Salisbury attention? (Malns, 7. Which English 80s pop look at the latest news CC) A memorial service journalism program. Poisonings. (M, CC) CC) Lloyd Langford, and events. takes a turn for the worse. 9.15 Media Watch. (PG, CC) 9.25 Miniseries: Hungry Amanda Keller and Kitty group had hits with 10.15 100% Footy. (M, CC) 9.30 Chicago Fire. (Mv, CC) 9.35 Q+A. (CC) Ghosts. (Mahl, CC) Flanagan, with show Victims and Church of the 11.15 Lethal Weapon. 10.30 The Latest: Seven 10.40 ABC Late News. (CC) 10.30 SBS World News. (CC) regulars Sam Pang and (MA15+av, R, CC) News. (CC) 11.10 Fight For Planet A: 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Ed Kavalee, compete. Poison Mind? 12.05 Tipping Point. (PG, R, CC) 11.00 Absentia. (MA15+av, CC) Our Climate Challenge. Criminal Games. 9.40 Just For Laughs Uncut. 1.00 A Current Affair. (R, CC) 12.00 Black-ish. (PGl, R) (PG, R, CC) (Mav) (France) (MA15+als, CC) Hosted 1.30 TV Shop: Home 12.30 Black-ish. (PGa, R) 12.15 Wentworth. 12.45 Transfer. (MA15+v, R) by Nikki Osborne. Shopping. (R) 1.00 A Moveable Feast. (Malsv, R, CC) 4.00 Full Frontal With 10.10 Just For Laughs. 2.30 Global Shop. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 Parliament Question Samantha Bee. (Mls, R, CC) 7. Culture Club Culture 7. 3.00 TV Shop: Home 1.30 RSPCA Animal Time. (CC) (MA15+als, R) 10.40 The Project. (R, CC) Bible Poisonwood The Newcombe 6. 6. Newcombe Shopping. (R) Rescue. (R, CC) 2.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 Great British Railway 11.40 The Late Show 5. John John 5. Mary, Quite Contrary Quite Mary, 4.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Gardening Journeys. (R, CC) With Stephen Mary, Mary, 4. Bossy Miss Little Zimbabwe 3. 3. Zimbabwe 2. Zambia and and Zambia 2. Men Good Few A 1. 1. Show. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 NBC Today. (CC) Australia. (R, CC) 5.00 WorldWatch. Colbert. (PG, CC) ANSWERS 5.00 News Early Edition. (CC) 5.00 Seven Early News. (CC) 4.30 The Drum. (R, CC) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Today. (CC) 5.30 Sunrise. (CC) 5.30 7.30. (R, CC) Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs 4.30 CBS This Morning. (CC) 30 minutes earlier than this schedule. Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat. Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by the Networks. 9Go! 7TWo abc coMEDY/KidS SbS VICELAND 10 bold 6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 Shopping. 7.00 The Yorkshire Vet In 6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.50 Peppa Pig. 5.55 6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 Look Me In The 6.00 Home Shopping. 8.00 Motor Racing. 11.00 Dance Moms. 12.00 Ultimate Rush. 1.00 Autumn. 8.00 Honey I Bought The House. 9.00 Noddy Toyland Detective. 6.10 Little J And Big Eye. 12.55 Front Up. 1.55 American Boyband. Supercars C’ship. Round 6. Darwin SuperSprint. The Xtreme Collxtion. 2.00 The A-Team. 3.00 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Cuz. 6.20 Bluey. 6.30 Kiri And Lou. 6.35 Rusty 2.50 Cyberwar. 3.45 Dateline Shorts. 3.55 H’lights. 9.00 Planes Gone Viral. 10.00 Jake And Children’s Programs. 6.00 Malcolm In The This Rugged Coast. 11.30 Better Homes. 1.00 Rivets. 6.45 Andy’s Safari Adventures. 7.00 Dino WorldWatch. 4.20 This Week With George The Fatman. 11.00 MacGyver. 12.00 NCIS. 1.00 Middle. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 7.30 Territory American Crime. 2.00 Honey I Bought The House. Dana. 7.15 Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. Stephanopoulos. 5.15 Where Are You Really NCIS: Los Angeles. 2.00 Law & Order: SVU. 3.00 Cops. 8.40 MOVIE: Twins. (1988) 10.50 The Big 3.00 Million Dollar Minute. 3.30 M*A*S*H. 4.30 8.30 The IT Crowd. 8.55 W1A. 9.30 Intelligence. From? 5.45 The Joy Of Painting With Bob Ross. Bondi Rescue. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 4.30 Star Bang Theory. 11.15 Malcolm In The Middle. 12.15 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 9.50 Get Krack!n. 10.20 Parks And Recreation. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Trek: Enterprise. 5.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.30 Miami Vice. 1.10 Robot Wars. 2.10 Dance Moms. Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.45 Schitt’s Creek. 11.10 Workaholics. 11.55 Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.25 NITV News Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 9.25 Law & Order: SVU. 3.00 Beyblade Burst Evolution. 3.30 Ninjago: 10.40 Mafia’s Greatest Hits. 11.50 Brit Cops. Plebs. 12.15 Murder In Successville. 12.50 The Update. 8.30 Taskmaster. 9.25 Difficult People. 11.20 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15 Home Shopping. Masters Of Spinjitzu. 4.00 Pokémon: BW Rival 12.50 A Crime To Remember. 1.50 A Crime To Office. 1.20 Please Like Me. 1.45 Alan Davies: As 10.15 Sex Toys For Grown-Ups. 11.15 Harlots. 2.15 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 6. Styrian Destinies. 4.30 Pokémon The Series: Sun & Moon Remember.