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The world is our campus; THE CALIFORNIA TECH the campus is our staff. Volume lXXXVII, Number 7 Pasadena, California Frida , November 8, 1985 Faculty, Student Conference: Topics Chosen by Bibi Jentoft-Nilsen 2) Core requirements. Art midterms/finals, ease/difficulty of A group of students and facul Duval, x9387. under-unitting, student load/ ty met last Wednesday evening to 3) Other requirements. graduation requirements). Ted continue planning for the Faculty a. Humanities/Social George, x3961. _ Student Conference. The con Science. Felice Borisy, x9136. These subcommittees need in ~ ference, which is scheduled for b. Educational computing. terested students to come and help .'" February, will consist of six one There is no chairperson for this one discuss and investigate these topics. <5 hour sessions. In each session, a yet. If interested, contact Lisa This conference has the potential of .£ panel consisting of members from Henderson, x3961, or Dave Brun making significant modifications to 2 different subcommittees will pre ing, 578-9971. student life at Caltech. It will give -€. sent a report on a particular topic, 4) Teaching quality (division the students a chance to work with I followed by discussion. After the ombudsmen, teaching assignments, the faculty and administration in definitions of goals for courses, areas ofinterest to members ofthe ASCIT's Chevy Van makes a pit stop conference is concluded, the sub committees will draw up some con better coordination between Caltech community. If interested, crete proposals to present to the ad courses). Jean Tang, x3775. contact the appropriate chairper ministration and faculty. 5) Undergraduate research. sons and sign up. Sign-ups will also The topics for the conference Saxy Workman, 578-9414. be available in each house. The ASCIT Van For Hire were selected at Wednesday night's 6) Student morale/vacation Master's office encourages all by Dave Parkinson may be used by any member ofthe meeting. The six topics chosen all scheduling (vacation periods and students to take this opportunity to Last January, under the direc corporation at a rate of 22 cents a hold great potential, and deal with length, semester vs. quarter involve themselves in campus tion of former Upperclass mile (including gas). For long important aspects of student life at system, reading/study week for affairs. Director-at-Large Theresa trips, a gas credit card is issued. Caltech. The following are the Solberg, ASCIT purchased a 1985 Reservations for weekends must be topics and corresponding chair Chevy Sport Van. The total cost made approximately two weeks in persons: was $12,020.19 and was paid for advance, but weekdays are usual 1) Student facilities (including with money from the ASCIT van ly open. For reservations or more the student center, shop, garage Parents Visit Tech fund, the Student Investment Fund, information, contact Dave and housing). Rod Van Meter, and an interest-free $5000 loan. Parkinson in Page 103, or at x3775. The van can seat eight with plenty x3774. by Diana Foss .. parents will have a little more time of room for cargo. The ASCIT van Okay; frosh, so you haven't now to see their kids, rather than spoken to your parents since you watch them run around turning the got on the plane to California. house into a replica of the Well, they're frantic to find out Cathedral of Notre Dame. what's happening to you. Oh sure, The day begins with coffee and The Fraud Squad they get vague hints. Someone a panel discussion on Life at else's son went to Caltech, and look Caltech. The Dean of Students, by Peter Parker undercover officer- involved a message from a dear, departed what's happened to him. Or maybe Master ofStudent Houses, ASCIT "Fraud and Bunco Schemes in pouring 'water' over the client's one (Niels Bohr); later, Mr. Alex they're subscribers to the fine President, IHC Chairman, and the Psychic World," sponsored by arms and holding a match to it to ander befuzzled one spectator with publication you're now reading. Associate Dean will comprise the the Southern California Skeptics see if it burned. That one went to sleight ofhand while letting the rest But, they haven't heard anything panel. and the Caltech Y, drew a crowd jail. of the audience (and Channel 7, about you. After all, you are tak- After lunch at the Athanaeum of over a hundred skeptical-looking Mr. Alexander, who is a good too) see just what he was doing to ing 64 units, and all the up- and a concert by the Caltech Glee people, mostly non-student, speaker and clearly enjoys it, the poor fellow. perclassmen are putting pressure Clubs, V.P. for Student Affairs non-Tech. followed Det. Riley's short talk, The wonderful Caltech on you to build this thing called will address the group. Then it's off The money spent on advertis delivering a half-hour of descrip facilities showed their spunk, too; Interhouse. on a guided tour of campus. The ing by fortune tellers in the LA tions of fortune tellers' techniques the sound system started doing ex Well, the Institute understands. day ends with an afternoon tea, area-some $140,000 annually with several crowd-pleasing periments in random impact noise And so, tomorrow, as they have sponsored by the Caltech Service suggests that fortune telling is a demonstrations. In one, a spectator towards the end of the hour, and for untold years, the parents of League, which all the freshman ad lucrative operation. LAPD Detec (Dr. Mu~ray Gell-Mann) received had to be put down. Caltech's freshman class have been visors and professors of freshman tive Pat Riley and the Skeptics' invited to tour the cam'{>us and find classes are expected to attend. magic consultant David Alexander, out just what's going on. All in all, 143 people, represen- discussed the methods used by for Beerball Mudd, According to Jeanne Noda, ting 78 families (out of a possible tune tellers to select victims and with Associate Dean of Students, 230) will attend Parents' Day. separate them from their money. by Sam Wang parents really want to know about Several are coming from as far Retirement home complexes, the daily lives of their children; away as the east coast. where illnesses, depression, It's not too late to sign up for beer-ball with Mudd! You've all seen the posters announcing this event around the houses. They tell most who Suzy's rooming with, what So, there's no hiding any more, gullibility, and money are com kind of food she's eating, and how frosh. Your parents are finally go mon, are often magnets for of the information about it: at Harvey Mudd College at the Claremont Colleges, Saturday, November 9. The starting time has been moved late she's getting to bed. To this ing to see what kind of a place fortune-telling operations; victims end, Parents' Day has been moved you've landed yourself in for the may lose their life's savings, leav to 12:30 in order to have the barbecue during daylight hours. This should be a really fun event; Caltech-Mudd beer-ball games from its traditional time ofthe day next n years. Let's hope they like ing them helpless. of Interhouse. Noda hopes that it as much as you do! People who go to fortune tellers were a common event until several years ago. The people at Mudd are often have nowhere else to turn. really psyched about it- they had over 90 people signed up for the game Personal problems lead them to alone, and had to have tryouts for the heaviest drinkers! In addition, answer advertisements claiming they have people from other schools who want to play, and "beer girls" that "Madam Sophia" can cure any from Scripps! illness, find lost items, tell the But wait, there's. more ... future, and remove curses. The transportation will be free, the beer is free (Lowenbrau), and after fortune teller/con artist sizes up the wards, a barbecue, with free food! So people who go will have a good client's gullibility and wealth, re time, even if they don't drink. It's not too late to sign up! jecting obvious skeptics or beg You can get a map from Sam in 220 Ruddock. If you need a ride, gars, and describes the client's pro the bus is leaving from the Ath parking lot at noon Saturday. If you blem, beginning with extremely have any questions, call Sam at x3691 or x6182. general statements. The client's specific responses allow more specific statements, and so on, un owe Wine Tasting til the client is convinced ofthe ar tist's psychic abilities. When the by Diana Foss client's trust is secured (perhaps The Organization for Women at Caltech undergoes its annual over several visits), the artist transformation into the Office of Wine and Cheese this evening as it reveals the cause of the problem, presents the long-awaited Fifth Annual Wine Tasting from 5 to 8pm and how to take care of it. in Dabney Lounge. For the first time, French wines as well as domestic Often, the cause is a curse. One will be included under the guidance of Trader Joe's wine mavin Pat test for detecting curses involves Andres. breaking open an egg brought from In addition to the wines, a selection of cheeses will be served. As th~ client's home; if the egg con if that weren't enough, the Cattlemens Restaurant has donated 12 tains a hair or some other damning bottles of wine, each of which will be given away in a free drawing.