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Vol. 18 - Issue 9 • September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018

Inside: Winery Guide Geneva Grape Jamboree Sept. 29th & 30th Remembering Fred Grupe Interviews and Movie Reviews

Entertainment, Dining & Leisure Connection Read online at www.northcoastvoice.com North Coast Voice OLD FIREHOUSE

5499 Lake RoadWINERY East • Geneva-on-the Lake, Ohio Restaurant & Tasting Room Live Entertainment 7 Days! (See inside back cover for listings) Hours: Sun- urs Noon to 7pm, Entertainment Fri & Sat Noon to 11pm Tasting Rooms 1-800-Uncork-1 all weekend. (see ad on pg. 5) V FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND Kitchen Open! EVENTS, SEE OUR AD ON PG. 7 Summer Hours: Mon. - Closed Hours: Mon 12-4 wine sales Tue., Wed. & Th ur. Noon – 7 Tues. Closed Fri. & Sat. Noon - 11 Wed 12-7 • Thurs 12-8 • Fri 12 - 9 Sun. Noon - 7 Sat 12-10 • Sun 12-5 834 South County Line Road 6451 N. RIVER RD., HARPERSIELD, OHIO 4573 Rt. 307 East, Harpersfi eld, Oh Harpersfi eld, Ohio 44041 WED. 12 - 7, THURS. 12-8 440.415.0661 216.973.2711 SAT. 12- 9, SUN. 12-6 www.laurellovineyards.com www.bennyvinourbanwinery.com WWW.HUNDLEY CELLARS.COM [email protected] [email protected]

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Summer Hours Tasting Room: Mon. - Tues. 10-5 pm Wed & Thurs. 10-8 Open Mic every Monday 7-9 pm! Fri. & Sat. 10-10 pm • Sun. 1-6 pm 4316 Park Ave., Ashtabula, Oh Restaurant: Wed. - Thurs. 12-8, Fri. & Sat. 12-10 pm Check website for hours Sun. 1-6 pm PARKAVENUEWINERY.COM 5585 N. River W, Geneva, Ohio 44041 (440) 466-8466 www.ferrantewinery.com 216-401-4941 Fall Hours 636 State Route 534, Harpersfi eld Mon.-Thurs. 12-6 • Fri. 12-8 440.361.4573 Sat. 12-9 • Sun. 12-7 kosicekvineyards.com LIVE MUSIC SATURDAYS 5-8PM Don’t miss our Fall is the best time to take in the sights and smells of our colorful vineyards. 2nd Annual Tasting Our deck, surrounded by vineyards, is a great spot! in the Vines! October 7th at Sat. 9/8 Maria Petti 5-8pm Sat. 9/29 Just Like That 5-8pm Kosicek Vineyards. Sat. 9/15 Jim Ales 5-8pm Sat. 10/6 Rhythm Connection 5-8pm (call the winery for more information Sat. 9/22 Alex Bevan 5-8pm Sat. 10/13 Ron Yarman Duo 5-8pm 440-361-4573) Please follow us on Facebook! Estate Vineyards & Award-Winning Wines OHIO WINE COUNTRY WINERY GUIDE 2 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice THEATRE

Th e Fine Arts Association’s 2018-2019 Th eatre VSeason off ers something for everyone Th e season opens with “Xanadu,” the musi- One Act Festival -”Ten Below!” (April 5-14, cal comedy that both spoofs and pays homage 2019) One acts, selected from submissions to the 1980’s roller skating craze. It runs from received from all over the world, are adult fare Sept. 21 through Oct. 7. Th e Broadway pro- that include comedies and dramas with topics duction earned an Outer Critics Circle Award ranging from fun to poignant. Th e festival is for Best Musical and a Drama Desk Award for guaranteed to arouse post-theatre conversa- Best Book. tion. Families are invited to continue their tradi- Th e 2018-2019 theatre season concludes tion of spending quality time together during with the enchanting children’s literature the holidays at Fine Arts. Th e beloved produc- classic “Th e Secret Garden.” (June 7-23, 2019) tion “Annie” (Nov. 23-Dec. 16) opens the Based on the novel by Frances Hodgson holiday season, followed by the spectacular Burnett, this musical tale is one of forgiveness Sept 21 - Oct 7, 2018 Nov 23 - Dec 16, 2018 Brass Band of the Western Reserve’s Holiday and renewal. Pops Concert (Dec. 8). On Dec. 15, Th e Coast- For complete information and to purchase liners of the North Coast Men’s Chorus return tickets for the 2018-2019 Th eatre Season, with their unique blend of lush harmonies and visit www.fi neartsassociation.org or call Fine campy comedy holiday songs. Arts at 440-951-7500. Save up to 20% with Children and parents alike will adore the season tickets! Discounted group rates are Yarnell Youth Th eatre Company’s performance also available. of “Honk!” (Feb. 15-March 3, 2019). Th is is the Th e Fine Arts Association is located at Dec 8, 2018 Dec 15, 2018 musical version of Hans Christian Andersen’s 38660 Mentor Avenue in Willoughby. Fine fairy tale “Th e Ugly Duckling.” It is a lovely Arts is barrier free. Secure on-site parking is story of tolerance and acceptance. free. Sign interpreted performances are avail- Fine Arts is bringing back their celebrated able on specifi c dates. Richmond Trolley, Limousine & Transportation Feb 15 - Mar 3, 2019 Apr 5 - 14, 2019

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star with eight top 10 hits including; “19 Visit the 55th Annual Something,” “Wish You Were Here” and VGeneva Grape JAMbo- “Don’t Laugh At Me”, all of which re- ceived nominations for Single, Song, and ree September 29th & Video of the Year by the Country Music 30th Association. Wills won the Academy of Th e annual Geneva Grape JAMboree is Country Music award for Top New Male always held the last full weekend of Sep- Vocalist in 1998. In 2002, his single “19 tember. Th e Jamboree is a celebration Something” spent six consecutive weeks of the grape harvest. Visitors may taste at No. 1 and was Billboard‘s top country grapes, freshly squeezed grape juice, hit of the year, as well as the second grape pies, wine and various other grape most-played song of the decade in 2009. products. All grandstand entertainment Sunday evening at 7:45 High South is free. Th ere are two giant parades: Sat- takes the stage and will take you back urday at 1:30pm and Sunday at 2:00 pm. to the 70s. Th ey are an international re- Th e art show, craft show, wine tasting, cording group reminiscent of the Eagles and other interesting exhibits make the and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. JAMboree an entertaining, JAM-packed For those of you who aren’t from the weekend for the entire family. area; Geneva is in Northeastern Ohio, Headlining on the grand stand 2 miles north of I-90 at exit 218. Visit Saturday night at 8:30 is Mark Wills, a www.grapejamboree.com for more in- multi-platinum selling country music formation or call 440-466-JAMB.

2018 Halloween Season Monster Crawl September 14 - October 27 Join the venues at Geneva on the Lake for the fall season of another "Crawl". Th e fall crawl goes from September 14 and cul- minates during the resort-wide "Halloween Costume Contest" on Saturday, October 27. Please join us for an extended vacation or just spend a For more information about the costume contest or other activi- weekend in the northeastern most portion of the state! ties at Geneva on the Lake visit www.VisitGenevaontheLake.com 1-800-862-9948

September 15, 5 pm…FAMILY CONCERT AT THE PARK Phil Collins Not Dead Yet, Live! Conneaut Township Park October 18th Quicken Loans Arena Sept. 21-30, Friday, Saturday, Sundays, 7:30 pm…“PROOF” First Major North American Concert Tour in 12 Years Tickets still available! Arlene’s Broadway on Buffalo Th is limited engagement by the legendary performer will feature Phil Collins Sept. 26, 5:30 pm…FLEA MARKET FLIP • Conneaut Public Library accompanied by longtime guitarist Daryl Stuermer, keyboardist Brad Cole, bassist September 23, 8:30 am…ZOMBIE 5 K RUN • Conneaut Twp. Park Leland Sklar, percussionist Luis Conte & his 16 year old son Nicolas on drums along with a horn section and backup singers. A fi tting sequel to his recently released and Oct. 5-7…OCTOBERFEST RETURNS TO CONNEAUT! much-awaited memoir “Not Dead Yet” Phil Collins Not Dead Yet, Live! will be a cel- Downtown District ebration of his epic career. Oct. 19-28, Friday, Saturday, Sundays, 7:30 pm… Kicking off October 5th in Ft. Lauderdale. the singer-songwriter will make stops “LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS” Arlene’s Broadway on Buffalo in Washington, Philadelphia, Boston, Toronto, Newark, Brooklyn, Montreal, Cleve- Oct. 6-7, 11 am…WESTERN HARVEST FESTIVAL • South Ridge Academy land, Columbus, Minneapolis, Chicago, Oakland and Las Vegas before the fi nal performance October 28 at the Los Angeles Forum. With 100 million record sales June-September: Lockwood Rentals • Hourly rentals of jet skis and kayaks. and an unstoppable catalogue of Number 1 albums, Collins is one of the world’s most 11am-7pm daily. Port of Conneaut Sand Bar • Conneaut, 440-665-8462 acclaimed hit makers. Thursdays: Lighthouse Cruisers Cruise-Ins • Conneaut Township Park 6pm Purchase tickets at www.ticketmaster.com Saturdays: Farmer's Market - Park Ave. - Moose Parking Lot 9-noon Continued on page 13 www.visitconneautohio.com • FB: VisitConneautOhio North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 5 North Coast Voice HARVEST HAPPENINGS

SPA Vineyard and Bed & Breakfast Th e smell of grapes will soon be in the air and local SUITE Call for Spa Suite Room Reservations ROOMS Vwineries have a great line-up of events. Tastings will be done in the vineyard alongside the varietal the wines were WINERY TASTING ROOM September 5th & 19th Ferrante Winery, Grand River Cel- Woof Wednesdays made from. Taste the grapes and taste LIVE MUSIC 6-9PM ON THE PATIO! lars Winery & Restaurant, Laurello the wine. Th ey will off er vineyard walks Bring your 4-legged friend out to , and . Vineyards St.Joseph Winery to take in the fall foliage. 9/7 ... Jesse James Weston Debonne’ Vineyards for a relaxing night Taste the release of their 1018 Cask Tasting fee $10 for 8 wine tastings 9/8 ... Simply Us listening to music. A portion of all Wine paired with food sourced from along with the grapes. RSVP at the 9/14 ... Jay Baumgardner wine and food sales will be donated local farmers. Noon-5 pm $6 pp at each winery 440-361-4573 and pay the day of 9/15 ... Paul Nared to a local rescue. winery. 9/21 ... Carol Procas event. (In case of inclement weather the September 7th September 22nd event will be held in the wine cellar and 9/22 ... JOIN US Harvest Picnic Harvest Hot Air Balloon Night Glow Crafts & Corks Crawl on the crush pad.) Ethan Legere SEPT. 22 Join us for the most unique craft show Join Debonne’ Vineyards for one of Sept. 19th, 26th, Oct. 3rd & 10th HARVEST in the state. Two wineries fi lled with 9/28 ... Take II the last nights of glowing hot air bal- Wine Wednesday Crush Tasting & PICNIC! juried crafters! Visit Debonne’ Vineyards 9/29 ... Mark Morris loons across the fall sky. Live music, Tour. and their sister winery Grand River Cel- 10/5 ... Joseph Hosey food, wine and beer - A perfect combina- Join Debonne Vineyards and Grand lars listen to music, sip wine, enjoy a bite tion. A special dinner is also available River Cellars for a mid-week adventure. 10/6 ... The Legend – Matt Carducci to eat and shop with the many crafters. to purchase in advance. See website for Enjoy a food and wine pairing at GRC Visit both wineries and drop off your Follow us on Facebook details. including 2 samples of fresh grape juice for event times & details crawl card to be entered into a drawing. September 8th from that weeks’ harvest. Th en drive to 518 Gore Road • Conneaut • 440-593-5976 Noon-7 pm Cask, Corks & Forks Debonne for another tasting of wine and www.bucciavineyard.com A progressive Food and Wine Tasting Sunday, October 7th fresh pressed juice along with a tour of Tues-Thurs: 5-8pm • Fri & Sat Noon-9pm at area wineries including Debonne, Kosicek Vineyards 2nd annual the winery and production facility. 1 pm Tasting In Th e Vines Event 12-5pm $20 pp.

Open 7-Days-a-Week 403 S. Broadway • Geneva DEER’S LEAP WINERY for Lunch & Dinner 440.466.5560 Full Bar • Large Selection www.theoldmillwinery.com Steak & Seafood Gift of Domestic, Imported Certificates TRY OPEN 7-DAY-A-WEEK THROUGH SEPTEMBER! Restaurant make great & Craft Beer gifts! OUR NEW Fri. 9/7: Ageless Band MENU! WEDNESDAY OPEN MIC IS BACK!!! Sat. 9/8: Sam and Gary Live Bands Daily Specials at the Winery! JOIN US EVERY WEDNESDAY, Fri & Sat! && RESTAURANTRESTAURANT Sun. 9/9: Mike Edgerly 7-10 SUNDAY: Delicious BBQ Sundays Hosted by Mitch Larson, 6-8pm! MONDAY: Quesadilla & Fajita Specials Fri & Sat: 7:30-10:30 • Sunday Open Mic 4:30-7:30 Stop on out & show us your talent! Fri. 9/14: Thunder Creek Thurs, Sept 6: Tom Todd TUESDAY: 2.00 off Gourmet Burgers Fri, Sept 7: The O'Needers CELEBRATING GENEVA’S Sat. 9/15: Porch Rockers Sat, Sept 8: Lost Sheep Band WEDNESDAY: Our famous BOGO Wings, Sun, Sept 9: Open mic w/Jimmy Ales Grape Jamboree Fri. 9/21: Elvis Tribute! Thurs, Sept 13: Lyle Heath and now ... BoGo Boneless Wings with Fri,Sept 14: High Horse September 29 & 30 Las Vegas act Mike Kennedy Sat, Sept 15: TBA LIMITED MENU ON SATURDAY • NO RESERVATIONS your favorite Wing Sauce! Sun, Sept 16: Open mic w/Mitch Larson $3 Parking fee during parade times, Sat. 9/22: Black Jack Gypsies Thurs, Sept 20: K-roll Procass Sat & Sun (to benefit Geneva Food Pantry) THURSDAY: Create your own Fri, Sept 21: Swamp Rattlers Fri. 9/28: Thunder Creek Sat, Sept 22: Ernest T Band Pasta Dish or Grilled Pizza Sun, Sept 23: Open mic w/Tom Todd Burger of Month: Jambo Burger Fri. 10/5: Ageless Band Thurs, Sept 27: Mitch Larson Pizza of Month: Grape Pizza FRIDAY NIGHT: Fish Fry Fri, Sept 28: The Facemyers Beer of Month: Great Lakes Burning River $2.50 Sat. 10/6: Lost Sheep Sat, Sept 29: Burnt Valves 2:30-5:30 SATURDAY: Prime Rib Special Face Value 7-11pm Enjoy Acoustic Thursdays! Sun, Sept 30: Bobby Hayes & H20 Band 3:30-7:30 STOP IN & TRY OUR NEW MENU!! 1520 Harpersfield Road Thurs, Oct 4: Jim Ales Geneva • 440-466-1248 DAILY SPECIALS FOR Fri, Oct 5: Route 86 Winery Hours: Mon-Thurs: 3-9 pm Geneva Exit off I-90, S. on SR534 • 2/10 mile Fri: 3-Midnight • Sat: Noon-Midnight • Sun: Noon-9 pm Sat, Oct 6: Stone River Band Hours: Sun-Thurs: 11:30-8pm • Fri & Sat: 11:30-11pm THE LUNCH CROWD TOO! Kitchen Hours Mon-Thurs: 4-8 pm Sun, Oct 7: Open mic w/Lyle Heath www.deersleapwine.com SPECIALS CHANGE DAILY Fri: 4-10 pm • Sat: Noon-10 pm • Sun: Noon-8 pm 6 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice Uncork, Unwind & Enjoy the Music!

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8 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice had been developing his chops in front Friday 4:00 - Midnight of rowdy audiences at juke joints and Saturday 2:00 - Midnight blues festivals throughout the ‘70s, Sunday 1:00 - Dark he didn’t begin his recording career in earnest until he signed with the Ichiban label in 1988. His stylish and poppy albums Wrong Side Out (1988), Winners Beach Bar & Grill! Never Quit (1991), and What I Know LAKE Best place to watch ERIE the sunset on the Lake. Right Now (1992), were, incredibly, LAKE WALLEYE! Book us for your Special Event! released while Haddix continued his job ERIE as a postal worker in Ohio. PERCH! As his popularity continued to grow, Fri, Sept 7 ...... ELM STREET BLUES ...... 8:00 Travis Haddix at Nave’ in he began traveling to Europe several Sat, Sept 8 ...... RACHEL BROWN & THE BEATNIK PLAYBOYS ...... 8:00 times a year and won numerous blues Sun, Sept 9 ...... ALEX BEVAN ...... 5:00 Ashtabula Sat., Sept. 8th Fri, Sept 14 ...... TBA...... 8:00 (See ad on page 17) awards in both Europe and the States. Sat, Sept 15 ...... ALAN GREENE BLUES BAND ...... 7:30 Blues guitarist Travis Haddix was Haddix resumed recording in 1994 Sun, Sept 16...... ROSS NICKERSON - BANJO PLAYER EXTRAORDINAIRE...... 2:00 born on November 26, 1938. A native with the formation of his own publish- MARIA PETTI ...... 5:00 of Walnut, Mississippi, Haddix began ing company and his own record label Fri, Sept 21...... THE WOODPECKERS ...... 7:30 playing the piano at the age of seven. Wann-Sonn Records. In 2002, Haddix Sat, Sept 22 ...... HORSEFEATHERS ...... 7:30 even became an author, releasing Caught Sun, Sept 23...... MEGAN ZURKEY ...... 5:00 He was inspired in his early years by Fri, Sept 28 ...... REMEMBERING MAGNOLIA ...... 7:30 B.B. King’s broadcasts on WDIA out of in the Middle, a book of his musical Sat, Sept 29 ...... ERNEST T. BAND ...... 7:30 Memphis, and switched to guitar. Years memoirs. Sun, Sept 30...... STEVE AND PHIL MADEWELL ...... 5:00 later, the Haddix family moved to Mil- Haddix has received rave reviews in Fri, Oct 5...... THE MASON DISTRICT ...... 7:30 waukee, Wisconsin where Travis, now Living Blues Magazine, Blues Revue, Sat, Oct 6 ...... BENEFIT FOR BREAST CANCER.....DD AND THE KNOCKERS ...... 7:30 a budding star, continued to refi ne his Real Blues, Big City, Jeff erson and Audi- Sun, Oct 7...... TBA ence Magazine, and he has toured Eu- Fri, Oct 12 ...... AUSTIN WALKIN' CANE...... 7:30 craft by singing and playing throughout Sat, Oct 13...... ALEXIS ANTES ...... 7:30 the North. Th e original “Moonchild”, he rope since 1992, performing in twenty- earned the nickname from his beaming one countries. He has recorded 10 CDs 6827 Lake Road West • Geneva • 440-466-9127 presence on stage and his always broad under his Wann-Sonn label: Dance to smile and energetic, sexy performances. the Blues, Signs of the Times, Shootum 2-1/2 miles west of Rt. 534 and Geneva State Park In 1959, Travis moved to Cleveland, Up, Old & Easy, Milk & Bread, Com- Corner of County Line Rd. and Lake Road West. Ohio, where he joined the D.L. Rocco pany is Coming, Blues from Staghorn Band and achieved regional notoriety StreetMean Ole Yesterday, Daylight at that led to a prominent spot with the Midnight and Mud Cakes, recorded live Little Johnnie Taylor group. Travis also in Osnabruck, Germany. contributed material to fi ve albums Travis Haddix’s is a real pro – his style by Artie “Bluesboy” White. His mate- evokes the sounds of the great Stax-Volt rial is also covered by Artie “Bluesboy” days, when the likes of Sam & Dave White, Dickie Williams, Jimmy Dawkins, ruled the urban blues roost. A quote Michael Burks, Charles Wilson, the late Travis Haddix uses to close out many of Son Seals, and Lee Shot Williams. In his performances sums up his positive Cleveland, Haddix developed into a fi ne philosophical attitude: “I am the best modern bluesman and songwriter with that I can be, and since no one else can an original and soulful touch. While he be me, there’s none better.”

Aretha Franklin March 25, 1942 – August 16, 2018 With the passing of , the world has lost not only one of its greatest voices, but a cultural icon and civil rights activist whose infl uence on countless singers is beyond measure. Much has been said about the Queen of Soul, who acquired thirty-fi ve Grammy nominations during her career, win- ning eighteen of them, and was the fi rst woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. For those who want to dig deeper into the life of this incredible woman: Continued on page 10 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 9 North Coast Voice Continued from page 9 & TRAILS LEAD TO THE Aretha: From Th ese Roots Hardcover “Aretha, why don’t you sit down and play?” S ATM GRAND RIVER Mastercard VISA D NETWORK ® 1999 Taking a seat at the piano, Franklin quickly

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But it can be Watch NFL Football and MLB playoff games on our Big Screen! SPECIALS! of rare wit, willing to share with us her viewed on the internet. passion for great music, great food, and Th e doc contains interesting interviews great love aff airs. Her book does more than with Cecil Franklin, her brother and two illuminate some of the most exciting songs sisters, Erma and Carolyn Franklin. Th ere ever sung; it lets you into the heart and is a great deal of footage of Aretha in Grand River Manor mind of the mesmerizing woman who sang performance and at the piano. Th ere are them. brief comments from Dionne Warwick and EVERY TUESDAY I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love Whitney Houston. It also sheds light on You: Aretha Franklin, Respect, and the her friendship with Martin Luther King. Wing Night Live! Making of a Masterpiece Franklin’s impact extends well beyond By Matt Dobkin music into cultural and political realms. Macmillan, 2004 - 256 pages She gave the civil rights movement, OPEN MIC, 7-10 I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You, already well under way in 1967 when the Aretha Franklin's fi rst album for Atlantic album came out, a passionate call to arms Thurs. Sept. 6, 8-12 Records and famed producer Jerry Wexler, with “Respect”-along with providing the High Tide was a pop and soul music milestone that burgeoning feminist movement with an jump-started Franklin's languishing enduring theme song. career. Almost overnight, Aretha became a “American history wells up when Aretha Fri. Sept. 7, 7- 9 top-selling recording artist and a cultural sings,” wrote former US President Barack Unionville Tavern icon. But the album almost didn't happen. Obama. “She reminds me of my humanity, Matt Dobkin has unearthed fascinating what’s essential in all of us.” Sun. Sept. 9, 4:30-7:30 details about the recording session in Footnote: Th is year, at Clive Davis’ pre- Muscle Shoals, Alabama: about the volatile Grammy party, the legendary producer Old Mill Winery Open Mic behavior of Aretha's manager/husband, dropped a surprise. Davis tonight introduced Ted White; about Aretha's reaction to the Oscar and Grammy winner Jennifer Hud- Sat. Sept .15, 5-8 lack of black musicians in the session; and son to sing a couple songs, and then told the Kosicek Vineyards about how tempers and alcohol almost audience that Hudson will be playing Aretha derailed the session with only a track and Franklin in an upcoming biopic about the Jim Ales half in the can. life of the Queen of Soul. Hudson was in fact Thurs. Oct. 4, 6-8 On January 24th, 1967, Aretha Franklin hand- picked by Franklin to play the role. Acoustic Fun! Old Mill Winery Acoustic Night was struggling to record the title track, her Producing the fi lm will be Straight Outta ~The softer side of Jim Ales fi rst project for Atlantic after several years Compton‘s Scott Bernstein and music produc- recording more conventional material for er Harvey Mason Jr., who has worked with Columbia. Something with the studio mu- Franklin. Production has not begun yet on the Call me at (440) 417-2475 or find me on Facebook sicians wasn’t clicking until someone said, fi lm, but watch for a release date in 2019! 10 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice

RememberingBy Sage Satori & Friends Fred Grupe … “Did you hear the joke about...?” was Fred always made me feel good about usually one of the fi rst things Freddy myself and gave me inspiration to continue Grupe would say when I was fortunate to be kind and inspiring to others. I loved enough to sit and have a conversation his sense of humor and we always shared with him. He was enthusiastic about any a laugh. Although we were a generation topic on the table, a fun-loving guy with apart, Fred would include me in any events great faith and a soul full of music. he organized and welcomed me to his home. Fred Grupe was born in Cleveland, on ~ Jim Ales – Th e Lost Sheep Band March 19, 1951, and passed away Au- Th e following are some of the current gust 3, 2018, at age 67. He and Nanette, members of Abbey Rodeo, who pay hom- his “bride” as he always referred to her, age to their friend and bandmate: have resided in Austinburg for many Bob Yocum ~ If I could send a message to years. He was a devoted and loving hus- Fred in Heaven it would be... Fred, if I told band, father, grandfather, brother, and you once, I've told you a hundred times... I friend to many. In August 2000, Fred don't have a dog! And Fred, there will be was diagnosed with cardio-myopathy many times I let your memory rest a mo- and was given a prognosis of three ment on my mind. Th anks for the smiles, months to live. With faith, family, and laughs and joy you brought to this world. “I took this picture of Fred Grupe on June 12, 2011 on stage at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's, Chef's music, Fred far surpassed that forecast Enjoy Heaven, it's a place where even mushy Jam that year. Afterwards, Fred told me how happy he was that he and his band, Abbey Rodeo, were by 18 years. green vegetables taste great! to be able to play the event.... Jeff Hace.” Fred proudly retired from Lake Coun- Jim Bonfanti ~ “Fred was one of the scene, and it was Fred who made it happen. that he was our #1 fan. He was a great ty Employment and Training as a Job gentlest men I ever knew. His strong faith So that's an aspect of Fred, the Master supporter and a friend who will always Placement Coordinator. Over the years and kindness impacted my life in a profound Marketer and my dear friend who brought be missed with a smile. he enjoyed coaching basketball and way. I will miss him. RIP my friend.” so much joy to my life. I loved him like a A Celebration of Life is being held softball. Music became his passion and, Verne McClelland ~ I've known Fred brother. for Fred Grupe on Sunday, Septem- through the years, he shared that pas- since the late 70's when I was introduced Chris Butcher ~ I was recently going ber 9, from noon – 3:00 at the Beach- sion through songwriting and as a bass to him by a friend because I was looking for people to form a band. He was known as through some old lyric sheets and notes land Ballroom. guitarist with several bands including from when Fred and I were writing songs Inner City, Patchwork Blue, Th e Girls, “FA” then, and was very, very cool - I was not. We wound up forming Patchwork Blue together. He used to call me Sensei… I guess Bobo, Th ose Guys, and the Mary Taylor I taught him a little bit about the technical Brooks Band. Most recently he accompa- and had some good fun for a couple of years and great gigs because Fred knew how to side of music and recording. He was a good nied regional favorite Abbey Rodeo, of and passionate learner. But really, he was a which he was a founding member. "sell" a band into a club. And believe me, we needed some selling. Sensei too! He taught me how to keep things Debbie Daniels was an Abbey Rodeo simple and down to earth. band member with Fred from 2003 – When Abbey Rodeo was formed, with Fred as a founding member, he brought I found an unfi nished song that we had 2010, and she shared a memory and fun worked on. It’s called ’Til Th ey Lock the photo with us. those same skills to the band. It was Fred who built the great crowd of friends we Door. Th e second verse’s lyrics are pure www.Abbeyrodeo.com Freddie G genius… have today, and he did it from day one with Sunday, September 9th creative ideas to bring people in to wherever “Come on everybody, you remember "Fred Grupe: we were playing. In our fi rst shows, Fred when, A Celebration of Life" would have three teenage or even younger We sang the songs of innocence, with Abbey Rodeo & others performers open our shows and their Remember way back then?” BEACHLAND parents and grandparents (our target audi- “Tonight we’ll be together, we’ll do it all BALLROOM & TAVERN ence!) would come out in force to see them once more. 12:00-3:00 pm play. Th is ensured that we had a full room ’Til the last song at midnight 15711 Waterloo Rd. CLE from day one and he continued doing it for ’Til they lock the door.” 216.383.1124 a couple of years until we got Abbey Rodeo Th e songs on the following link are some beachlandballroom.com off the ground and we've had good crowds that Fred and I wrote prior to forming the ever since. Abbey Rodeo band. He was feeling a little Saturday, September 22nd When booking Abbey Rodeo, Fred knew down so I made this video with some of our CEBAR'S MADISON that a band like ours would draw people songs and some photos in it. He was very 8:30 pm - 11:00 pm who wouldn't want to be out past midnight, happy and proud to hear it and to see them 6884 North Ridge Rd., on You Tube. Madison, OH and he felt it should be more of a show than cebars.com grinding out a typical four-hour bar gig. So, www.youtube.com/watch?v=w680S-d6d9g he was able to convince club owners and Fred was featured on the cover of the Abbey Rodeo is: Jim Bonfonti, Chris Butcher, private parties that we would only play two North Coast Voice in April 2003, and Verne McClelland, P. J. Philips, “Fred and I would always joke a lot in the “back with Abbey Rodeo in February 2005. I row” of the band, and a fun memory was when sets for 2 1/2-3 hours max and we wouldn't Bob Yocum and Chuck Citraro. we showed up at a gig in “matching” tie dye play past midnight - EVER! Th ese concepts believed at times, because of his word- Check out the Abbey Rodeo video at: shirts”. were revolutionary in the local bar/band of-mouth marketing for the publication, www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwWk_2hELk North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 11 North Coast Voice

1920s. I looked into songs that might’ve been on a jukebox back in those days, NOW WE’RE TALKIN or songs played in the earliest days of record and radio. So, the album became ■■■ By Pete Roche kind of a snapshot of what really was the earliest form of rock—the music that A chat with John Oats ahead of Arkansas Tour came to be known as “pop,” even back in those days. VJohn Oates is feeling his roots again eled ‘90s, but independent eff orts like Do VOICE: You mentioned John Hurt, these days. Th e Philadelphia-bred musi- It for Love and Our Kind of Soul kept Hall whose infl uence was a big catalyst cian set new standards for blue-eyed & Oates on the radar in the early 2000s. for you here. What would you like soul in the ‘70s and ‘80s with partner Th e hirsute, harmonious singers were people to know about Mississippi , with whom he’d eventually inducted into the Songwriters Hall of John that made him so special? sell some 50 million records (six certifi ed Fame in 2003 and were named BMI icons JO: He was unique, fi rst of all. I got a gold, seven platinum) around the world. in 2008. Th ey were inducted into the chance to meet him and see him play in Together, Hall & Oates notched a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2014, and the ‘60s, when he was rediscovered. He string of unforgettable chart hits, includ- played a Spring benefi t concert for the came out to the folk festivals and cof- museum. Two years later, they received a ing six #1 smashes, like “Rich Girl,” “Kiss of rock’s early pioneers. feehouses in the northeast, when I was star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On My List,” “,” We rang John this week to discuss Ar- living there. A lot of people just lumped So, what does one half of the most “Private Eyes,” “I Can’t Go for Th at,” “Out kansas and his forthcoming tour, which him into that big category of Delta blues. successful duo in pop history do for an of Touch,” “Maneater,” and “Adult Educa- stops by the Rock Hall itself on Septem- But even though he was from Missis- encore? “Go full circle,” says Oates, who tion.” Th ey became radio staples and ber 15. sippi, he wasn’t from the Delta area; he still tours regularly with his old pal. MTV regulars in the Reagan era, packing VOICE: Hi, John! Tell us a bit about was from hill country. He represented a Following a musical course plotted arenas for their rhythmic romps behind Arkansas—what inspired it, and how certain niche style. Hill country blues, years ago on 1,000 Miles of Life (2008), albums like Voices, Private Eyes, H2O, it follows the themes established I guess you’d describe it! He played in a Mississippi Mile (2011), and Good Road to and Big Bam Boom. Th ey participated in by Mississippi Mile and Good Road to style that was reminiscent of ragtime, USA for Africa’s “We Are the World” in Follow (2013), Oates’ latest eff ort—Ar- and of ragtime piano. He had a unique kansas—fi nds the formerly mustachioed Follow. 1985, played Live Aid in 1986, and still : I think in a way Arkan- picking style, which appealed to me— pop star stretching back to his acoustic found time to record a live album with sas kind of follows Mississippi Mile more and which I learned how to do over the roots for a well-balanced helping of origi- their idols, Th e Temptations. Th eir stars than Good Road. I think that one paved years. I found him to be unique among nals and covers that pay tribute to some waned a bit in the grunge and glam-fu- the way for this record. I kind of went the rediscovered bluesmen of the ‘60s. back and revisited some of my earliest VOICE: Th ere’s a nice publicity infl uences, back in the early days of rock photo fl oating around of you with BOOK ‘n’ roll with Chuck Berry and Curtis May- Hurt’s Guild acoustic guitar. PARTY YOUR fi eld. I did a Coasters cover. But I also JO: Yes! Th at’s the actual guitar that HOLIDAY he was given in the early 1960s. Around ROOM PARTY did a Mississippi John Hurt version of AVAILABLE! NOW! “Make Me a Palette on Your Floor,” which 1963. It was when he was about to I actually revisited again on Arkansas, perform for the fi rst time at the New- but with a fresh arrangement. Th e record port Folk Festival. I guess he didn’t have started in a unique way. I went into the a very good guitar—or any guitar at Come for the Food ... Stay for the Entertainment recording studio and was just going all, really. So, they took him to a local to record guitar and voice on a couple music store called Fretted Instruments Sat. Sept. 22 Comedy Night is Back! Mississippi John Hurt songs—songs I’d in Greenwich Village and let him pick been playing for years. But I felt like it a guitar off the wall. And that was the 8:00 Sat. Oct. 13th • 8pm had been done before, and that I didn’t guitar he chose to play. Subsequently, need to do another version of that. Still, the guitar was given to one of my guitar ” something about the songs appealed to teachers, who was a friend of Mississippi ABBEY “ me, and I wondered how it would sound John when he passed away. I played that Squishy Man if I put together a band. So, I assembled guitar on a couple of the earliest Hall & a band of these unbelievably talented Oates records in the ‘70s. My teacher RODEO A Licensed musicians. I had a cello, pedal steel … brought it to New York and asked if I (Dinner Reservations required) Psychotherapist, Motiva- instrumentation you wouldn’t neces- wanted to play it on the albums, which tional & Inspirational sarily think of when you think of Delta I did! Th e guitar was then sold to a guy blues and ragtime. I began to record in Colorado—I’m making a very simple CLAMBAKES Speaker, and Professional those same songs, except with a band. I’d story very complicated—but it was sold COMING! Comedian on the National never heard them done that way, and it to a collector in Colorado, who has since sounded unique and cool. So, we decided passed away. Th e estate was being sold September Comedy Circuit. to carry on and do the album. And as off , and through some mutual friends the the album progressed, instead of being word got out that I’d played that guitar & October Tickets only $5 in advance and $7 at the door! 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Live versions of Lunch Sandwich Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” and “Go Your Sept. 6 Own Way” round out the album, but Jim Ales Special Lindsey Buckingham is widely consid- the most thrilling tracks come in the Acoustic Fun 8p-12a M-F 11:30-1:30 ered one of the greatest guitarists and form of two new songs that have never songwriters and musical expression- been released, “Hunger” and “Ride Th is ists of our time. A Rock and Roll Hall Road.” of Fame inductee and 3-time GRAM- Th is fall Lindsey Buckingham will MY winner, Buckingham is best known head out on a North American Tour • 8p-11a as the producer, guitarist, vocalist and in support of his Solo Anthology. Th e Sept. 7 chief songwriter for Fleetwood Mac tour kicks off at Revolution Hall in The Rhythm Connection and as a widely celebrated solo art- Portland, OR on October 7th and high- Band ist. His forthcoming Solo Anthology lights include the Orpheum Th eatre - Th e Best of Lindsey Buckingham is a in Los Angeles on October 12th and comprehensive record of this illustri- Town Hall in New York on December • 8p-12a ous career. Out October 5th on Rhino 4th. Tickets for the Canton Palace Sept. 8 Records, Buckingham’s Solo Anthology Th eatre concert are on sale now. Every Larry, Daryl, will be released as a 3-disc set on CD ticket purchased online for the Lindsey and digitally and will also be available Buckingham tour includes a CD or Daryl & Sheryl as a single disc abridged release. A digital copy of the single-disc version 6-LP vinyl release is slated for Novem- of the new Anthology. Fans will receive ber 23rd. Th e album is available for instructions via email on how to re- pre-order now. deem the album after ticket purchase. Sept. 9 • 6p-10p...Tyrone's Tunes Solo Anthology - Th e Best of Lindsey Tickets begin going on-sale this Friday. Buckingham includes album, live and Please visit www.lindseybuckingham. Halloween Crawl starts com for further information. alternate versions of some of Lindsey’s September 14th - October 31st Th e Kent Stage Welcomes Leftover Salmon w/ Halloween Wagon Rides Th e Rumpke Mountain Boys • September 15th Wednesday, October 3rd • October 6th Colorado-based jam band Leftover and festivals from coast to coast, • October 20th Salmon has established itself as one released nine albums, and maintained of the great purveyors of Americana a vibrant voice in the music world. VisitGenevaOnTheLake.com music, blending infl uences of rock Th e evolution of the band's music Check Out... & VisitAshtabulaCounty.com and roll, folk, bluegrass, Cajun, soul, is infl uenced by co-founders Drew SEND US AN EMAIL TO RECEIVE OUR MAILINGS! zydeco, jazz and blues into an organic Emmitt (mandolin/vocals) and Vince whole that has enchanted audiences Herman's (guitar/vocals) keen musical Two Facebook Pages: HighTide Tavern and Betty's HighTide Fun for more than 25 years. instincts, and follows a musical path Email: [email protected] Formed in Boulder, Colo. in 1989, started when they fi rst formed the 5504 Lake Road • On the Strip Leftover Salmon has headlined shows Continued on page 14 Geneva-on-the-Lake, Ohio • (440) 466-7990 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 13 North Coast Voice Continued from page 13 Boys is that there's a fundamental group along with the late banjo player honesty in their presentation. This is Mark Vann. The addition of new band something they share with my other members over the years has nurtured heroes, Donna the Buffalo and the an unmistakable evolution and fresh- Grateful Dead. They don't make set ness in Leftover Salmon's sound, and lists ahead of time, they don't rehearse has added an edge to the long-lasting their songs to a fare-thee-well-- they power of the band's music. perform in real time. All four of them Now fueled by the rhythm section of write, which is very important, and drummer Alwyn Robinson, keyboard- they draw songs from a tremendous ist Erik Deustch and longtime bassist variety of sources... being a musician Greg Garrison, the band is currently is a life-long learning experience, if enjoying a creative renaissance. The you're doing it right, and they are." front line trio of Emmitt, Herman and Like playing around a campfire, the prodigious banjo player Andy Thorn are Boys take turns calling the next tune, continually challenged and pushed in distilling shows from a sea of infinite new directions as the band collectively notes created from years of jamming. searches for new spaces and sounds Drawing upon a growing catalog of within their extensive catalog of songs. originals and and an ecclectic mix of If you haven’t heard Leftover Salmon covers, the Rumpke Mountain Boys take a listen at www.leftoversalmon. blend music like a fine Irish whis- com key-- the result affectionately dubbed The Rumpke Mountain Boys com- Trashgrass. The Boys titled their 2012 bine signature vocals, a unique com- album release with the same name, mand of string instruments (acoustic followed by their 2013 release, Moon, guitar, mandolin, upright bass and which was recorded at the famed Roy- banjo) and dynamic special effects into al Studios in Memphis. 2016's High a singular musical experience. An emo- Time, Low Tide marks the release of tion filled musical stream of conscious- their 4th self-produced album. ness with no setlist, minimal structure, Find more at https://rumpkemoun- and intuitive improvisational flow. In tainboys.com this way, they summon the energy of General admission tickets are $25 Join Cougar 93.7 for our the crowd as their guide in linking just in advance, $30 at the door. The show the right music to precise moments in begins at 8:00 p.m. with doors open- time. ing at 7 p.m. FREE ATLAS Grateful Dead Hour host David On sale now at www.thekentstage. Gans proclaimed, "One of the things com MOVIE NIGHT! I love about the Rumpke Mountain Susan Hill’s The Woman In Black To Kick Off “Small Foot” The Cleveland Play House 103rd Season Allen Theatre Production Running September 15th – October 7th Cleveland Play House (CPH) is proud to kick off its 2018-2019 Season with the spine October 3rd tingling tale of Susan Hill’s The Woman in Black. Hill’s gothic ghost story, adapted for the stage by Stephen Mallatratt, will star 6:30 PM Bradley Armacost as Arthur Kipps and Adam Wesley Brown as the Actor in the show that It’s a family movie fun night! Daily Mail called, “A nerve-shredding experi- ence.” Director Robin Herford will recreate his original staging from the London West You must be pre-qualified End. The American premiere of the West End Production is produced by PW Produc- Listen for your chance to win tions and Pemberley Productions. Previews begin on September 15th, with press open- ing on September 21st at the Allen Theatre TO LISTEN LIVE AND WATCH OUR LIVE COUGAR CAM in Playhouse Square. Presenting sponsor for this production is DLR Group|Westlake Reed WWW.COUGAR937.COM Continued on page 26 14 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice

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North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 15 North Coast Voice LYLE HEATH THE MULTI-INSTRUMENTAL, WHAT’S ON THE SHELF VERSATILE MUSICIAN Musician for hire! Inquire about ■■■ By Helen Marketti music lessons. Also booking private parties, weddings, nursing homes, and lots of other things! Fri. 9/7 • 2PM-5PM Rhonda Nelson, A Diff erent Life COVE NITECLUB • THUNDER ON THE STRIP VTh e wife of Wayne Nelson (Little River into consideration.” Sat. 9/8 • 7-10PM Band) shares her thoughts on life, career, A Diff erent Life includes many of DUBLIN DOWN IRISH PUB & EATERY, ASHTABULA and being married to a famous musician Rhonda and Wayne’s life events. Many Sun. 9/9 • 12-2PM • HEATH BROS. in her book, A Diff erent Life. are joyous and happy while others are YANKIES BAR GRILL, GOTL We often see celebrities on television, tragic and full of sorrow. in the movies, or onstage. It’s natural to It is not one big long Thur. 9/13 • 6PM-8PM think a celebrity must have a life that party as some may think. OLD MILL WINERY ACOUSTIC THURSDAY, GENEVA we can only dream about or that their Rhonda shares the im- Fri. 9/14 • HICKORY GROVE GOLF CLUB spouse must certainly have the good life portance of friendships, CHAMBER OF COMMERCE GOLF OUTING and never have to work for anything. being close with a parent, Th at would be a quick and unfair judg- adopting pets who are Wed. 9/19 • 6:30-7:30PM SAYBROOK LANDING HEALTH & REHAB ment, however. special needs, and favorite In her book, A Diff erent Life (Half recipes and photos. It is Fri. 9/21 • 5:30-8:30PM Nelson Press), Rhonda Nelson discusses all rolled into a special LUISA'S MEXICAN GRILL, GENEVA book that readers will en- many of life’s events that all of us experi- read. It comes from the heart. joy, and perhaps identify Sat. 9/29 • 12-4PM • HEATH BROS. ence. “Th ere is such a perception when I wanted people to experience with their own life experiences. OLD FIREHOUSE WINERY, GOTL your name is, dare I say, attached to a what is true. I wanted to pull the curtain Rhonda loves to cook. Th e recipes in rock and roll star. A lot of that perception back and let others know our lives are Sun 10/7 • 4:30-7:30PM • OPEN MIC the book are some of her favorites. “A is very inaccurate. I wanted to write this real just like anyone else. We do not live OLD MILL WINERY, GENEVA new project that Wayne and I are work- book so people can see who Wayne and I in an artifi cial bubble. We experience the Now booking for fall, winter and 2019 ing on is called ‘Sound Bite Kitchen.’ Th is really are and what our lives are like,” ex- same highs and lows of life. Th at was my Call/text 440-381-3736 or 'like' me on Facebook combines music and food, which are the plains Rhonda. “My book is not a diffi cult main focus for writing the book. two universal languages of the world. It “I think it’s important to have your is something everyone can relate to and own identity. I never thought I only understand. Musicians from other bands want to be known as the wife of so and come in the kitchen and we prepare a 4618 Main Avenue • Ashtabula so. Yes, that is one role I have that I take dish. Th en we sit in the studio living 440-992-3013 • www.dublindown.pub very seriously but I am also me. I have room. Th e guests will sing some of their Hours: Kitchen open Mon-Sat 11am-10pm brains. I have run several businesses on Bar open til 11 Mon-Thurs & Midnite Fri & Sat hits and Wayne will sing a song or two my own, including a restaurant and inn. Closed Sunday. from the Little River Band. We are just I think that sometimes once women pass getting this project started and are ex- age fi fty, we need to reinvent ourselves. WEDNESDAYS...Open Mic Night... cited,” said Rhonda. Every line in my skin and every gray hair It’s HOT, HOT, HOT with local talent FIRST FRIDAYS! Sometimes Rhonda will travel with Join us for on my head are from life experience. It Wayne on tour. She has been on the road hosted by Mike Brown! 7-10pm First Fridays and enjoy comes from the wisdom we learn along with him several times over the past the way. I think we have a lot to off er and Chuck Ditri 7-10p twenty years. “What I love to see is the pass on to the younger generation. It’s families bringing their kids to a show important,” said Rhonda. St. Halfrick’s and over time those kids are bringing 7-10pm “Wayne and I have been together for Day Party their kids! Everyone knows the words Sept. 8th Lyle Heath twenty years. I am a little guarded when to the songs. I think Little River Band Sept 22nd!! meeting people. I don’t like to be that The Fun Starts At 11am! music has a way of reaching the soul and way but sometimes you have to be care- Sept. 15th Mark Morris Wear Your Green & Enjoy, allowing people to connect. It’s fun to ful because you may question why some- Bag Piper, Irish Menu see the multiple generations attend the one wants to know you. Do they want Sept. 22nd ST. HALFRICK’S Including shows. Th at is what keeps Wayne going. to know you for YOU or because you Corned Beef Hash, He turns 68 this year and it is his pas- are attached to a famous person? Not Bailey’s Pancakes, sion for sharing the music with people DAY PARTY!! & More, plus everyone you meet has sincere inten- and letting them re-live some awesome tions. Being in the public eye, you have Plaid Sabbath memories of their own.” to respect yourself and the reputation Daily Homemade Lunch www.rhondaraves.com 7-10pm! of the band. Th e longevity of the Little & Dinner Specials! 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and look forward to it comin' out. It Brooks said fans can hear more of the was really important to me to be a part fan reaction or more of the band play- KICKIN’ IT of it being released, and I'm excited to ing with the mix. "You can choose to celebrate with everybody." be in the middle of thousands of voices Th e title track was released August singing every word or rush right up disc was mainly recorded at the Cash 22nd. on stage and hear the concert the way Cabin Studio in Hendersonville, Tenn. "Wouldn't It Be Great?" is the last the band and I do." "It is intense. It will V with producers Patsy Lynn Russell and song Loretta wrote for her late husband, wear you out," Brooks said. V John Carter Cash. Oliver "Doolittle" Lynn. Brooks has announced his concert Th e disc was supposed to come out "Well," Lynn said, "my husband liked at Notre Dame, presented by Amazon in 2017, but was delayed because Lynn to drink a lot, and that's where that Music, will be on Saturday, Oct. 20 at 7 was ill. song comes from... 'Say you love me just p.m. eastern. Tickets go on sale Friday, "Wouldn't It Be Great" debuts new one time, with a sober mind'... I always Sept. 14 at 10 a.m. eastern. songs - "Ruby's Stool," "Ain't No Time liked that song, but I never liked to sing Th e show will feature in-the-round To Go," "I'm Dying For Someone To Live it around Doo." staging. Th ere will be an eight ticket For" - alongside newly recorded rendi- "Th at song just always meant so limit per purchase. Tickets can only be tions of recent compositions ("God much to me," said their daughter (and purchased at www.ticketmaster.com/ Makes No Mistakes," from Lynn's 2004 album co-producer) Patsy Lynn Rus- garthbrooks or either Ticketmaster Grammy-winning Jack White-produced sell, "because of the lyrics, you know, Express 1-866-448-7849 or 1-800- Lynn Releases New "Van Lear Rose") and immortal classics 'when my fancy lace couldn't turn your 745-3000. Tickets are $79.95 plus a $4 like "Coal Miner's Daughter" and "Don't face,' it was just so powerful and was a facility fee and a $15 service charge for Album song that needed to be recorded for this Loretta Lynn is releasing her long- Come Home A' Drinkin' (With Lovin' a total of $98.95. All seats sold are best album with Loretta. It shows just how delayed disc, "Wouldn't It Be Great" on On Your Mind)," her fi rst of 16 career available. masterful my mom is with writing down Sept. 28 on Sony Legacy Recordings. number 1 country singles. Th ere was no information where the her feelings." Comprised entirely of songs writ- "Th is new record means so much to songs were recorded. ten (or co-written) by Lynn, the album me, but this last year I had to focus on Brooks' fi rst live record was his two- premieres new compositions alongside my health and I decided to hold up the disc album "Double Live" recorded dur- reinterpretations of her classics. Th e release," said Lynn. "I'm feelin' good ing the 1996 - 1998 World Tour. Bryan plays the farms Luke Bryan will hit the farms once again this fall for the 10th annual Farm Tour 2018. Bryan will take the tour to six cities this fall setting up stages in the fi elds of local farms from Ohio to Florida. Join- ing Luke as guests this year are Chase Rice, Jon Langston, the Peach Pickers Brooks goes "Triple and DJ Rock. Live," plays Notre More than 100,000 fans have attend- ed the tour each year since its incep- Dame tion in 2009. Bryan will award college Garth Brooks announced today he scholarships to students from farming will release a triple live CD this fall, but families who are attending the local he said fans can enjoy a fan-mixed off er college or university near the tour stops. of the set for free through Ticketmaster. To date, more than 50 scholarships have At a press conference on August 27th, been granted. Brooks also announced the date - Oct. Tickets for the "Bayer Presents Luke 20 - of the fi rst country show ever at Bryan Farm Tour 2018" are on sale now. Notre Dame Stadium in Indiana. Tour dates are: After three years on the road, 6 mil- Sept. 27 Irwin, OH Ayars Family Farm lion tickets sold 'Triple Live' is coming Sept. 28 Pesotum, IL Atkins Farm to retail this fall," Brooks said on his Sept. 29 Boone, IA Ziel Farm website. Th e 26-song set will contain Oct. 4 Archer, FL Whitehurst Cattle more than 100 minutes of music. Company "Th e fan-mixed version can be yours Oct. 5 North Augusta, SC Misty absolutely free today," Brooks said. "I Morning Farms guarantee it's going to take you right Oct. 6 Ringgold, GA Doug Yates back there," Brooks said of the release. Farms 18 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice

Monty Python meets Frank Zappa & the Th e Waitresses (“I Know What Boys Mothers of Invention. Or what might’ve Like,” “Square Pegs”) refl ected on the joys NOW WE’RE TALKIN happened had King Missile’s John S. Hall of working with his longtime friend, and conspired with late Chicago audiovisual shared a few fun stories from the past. ■■■ By Pete Roche artist Wesley Willis. NORTH COAST VOICE: Hello, Yeah, Unsung Holidays is zippy and Chris! Th anks for talking with us. Songs for Unsung Holidays off beat, but these tunes have the noblest Tell us how this whole Unsung Holi- intentions: “Introduce a Girl to Engi- Some holidays are reli- days project started. V neering” is a glass-ceiling-shattering CHRIS BUTLER: Well, Ralph called gious in nature. Others are #MeToo anthem whose vociferous verses me up a couple years ago and said, “How days of legally-sanctioned call for gender equality in the work- come there are no more silly bands?” And commemoration - or of cut- place. Meanwhile, bleaker dirge “Day I wondered, “Yeah, how come?” Because throat corporate opportun- of the Dead” fi nds Butler and Carney we love the silly stuff : Bonzo Dog and ism. Some people love cer- confronting their own mortality. Th e Randy Newman—who is more sarcastic tain holidays, while others sentiment behind that song, and others than silly, but he can be silly. “Short would prefer to dispense examined on the delightful disc, becomes People” is silly. But he can be dark. But with them entirely. Regard- more poignant in the wake of Carney’s anyway, Ralph had done a song for the less of which side you’re on, unexpected death in December 2017. solstice and I guess I took it one step you’ll probably agree that Th e prolifi c saxophone player, and uncle further and did a quick Google search, holidays are getting out of of Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney, and all these ridiculous holidays kept hand. You see it on social shared stages and studios with such popping up on Facebook. It was kind of a media nearly every other distinguished and diverse artists as Tom no-brainer. It’s just a goofy kind of thing morning: “Happy National Waits, Th e B-52s, and Les Claypool, and that we could do. And I had pretty good Sibling’s Day!” announces enjoyed a modest solo career with his luck with Th e Waitresses with “Christmas Instagram. “Happy Donut Serious Jass ensemble. Wrapping,” and people had said for years Day” trumpets Facebook. We spoke with Butler by phone last that I should write an Easter song or a Well, Ohio-bred Chris week about his kooky collaboration with Th anksgiving song, which I thought was Butler and Ralph Carney, Carney and colorful past in Tin Huey. Th e pretty dumb. But what the world needs is both formerly of avant- Kent State alum, Numbers Band (15-60- garde ‘70s outfi t Tin Huey, 75) co-founder, and creative force behind Continued on Page 20 have a few holiday hypotheticals they’d like to add to your calendar. And the the praises of “Penguin Awareness Day,” Akron natives have already started the “Gorilla Suit Day,” “Polka Day,” “Bath process by recording theme songs and Safety Day,” and “Salami Appreciation crackpot carols to celebrate their pro- Day.” Too smart to be dismissed as mere posed occasions. novelty, the humor-peppered platter, Out September 7th on Frank Mau- which references scientist Charles Bab- ceri’s Chicago-based, Cleveland-friendly bage and quotes biblical passages from Smog Veil label, Songs for Unsung the Book of Ezekiel, nonetheless makes Holidays is a sixteen-track tour de force for plenty of laughs … and more than a whose exquisite aural off erings sing few metaphysical head-scratches. Th ink HEATED STORAGE OHIO CARS – BOATS – TRUCKS – RVS – JET SKIS – ATVS – ETC. 440-63-STORE NEW ROOF YOU CAN’T BEAT OUR PRICES! 2017! 4FIRE SPRINKLERS 4CBS BUILDING 424/7 MONITORING www.HEATEDSTORAGEOHIO.COM CONVENIENTLY LOCATED AT GATEWAY PLAZA IN CONNEAUT, OH TAKE EXIT 241 OFF I-90 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 19 North Coast Voice Continued from page 20 that he uses on, I think, “Bubble Wrap CB: I was so lucky to find a congrega- CB: There’s no lawn to mow. It’s all “Bubble Wrap Day” or “Salami Apprecia- Day.” He was a monster eclectic guy. He tion for sampling! And there’s the Mel forest. It’s essentially modern. That’s tion Day!” That’s how it came about. had all these weird percussion things. Blanc thing at the end. Mel Blanc imitat- kind of where I grew up. It’s a very nice VOICE: The instrumental cen- We just sent tapes back and forth, and ing Jack Benny’s car, which was as silly as house. It’s too bad there’s this stigma. terpiece of the record is a Baldwin what a joy it was to open up some new one could get! Thanks for listening and I’ve had TV shows and all this wanting to organ, which you and your friend tape from Ralph with some weird thing for getting it! But we’re not that smart come in with their psychics. I did it once, inherited. on it by Ralph. Mainly he’s a reed guy. [laughs]! and it was such a joke. It’s such baloney! CB: The Fun Machine, yes! It lights You know, it’s really hard using the past VOICE: I also took the liberty of It was fun, but in a very weird kind of up! A friend gave it to me. It was at his tense. What a drag. It’s about as big a looking up the Bible quote on “Bi- way, watching these psychics. I’m not grandmother’s house and they were get- drag as it can be. I miss him very much, cycle Day,” the one about the spirit a believer. It’s just ridiculous! There’re ting rid of her stuff. It’s a push-button and I wish he was here to talk about of the creatures in the wheels. And definitely no bad vibes here. There’s no organ with presets and has this ridicu- it, because he’d put another spin on it’s a real quote! residual ectoplasmic, whatever. No ghost lous boom-chicka-boom kind of crappy it. I wind up speaking for him. It’s not CB: It’s a real thing! I found a liturgy ladies wandering the halls with heads on drum machine. I had never written on a uncomfortable, but it’s not as good as online. A lot of the lyrics were rip-and- platters, no lost souls looking for passage keyboard very much. I usually write on stuff coming from the source. But yes, as read from trade organizations, and stuff to the afterlife. guitar. But I decided to try writing on many different instruments as possible. that’d already been written. Stuff that VOICE: I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask keyboard, and decided that this push- I even did some sampling. I sampled comes out as wacky poetry. The whole about your “Devil’s Glitch / Infinite button thing would help me. It’s pretty myself from my own record on another “Salami Day” thing is pretty much from Glitch” project. It’s the Guinness much the only keyboard I used on the project, and I used a Keurig coffee maker the brochure! How to cure it, but also Book of World Records-certified lon- record. There are a few synth pads, but for the sound effects on “Day of the how to celebrate it! The idea of dunking gest song ever. Are you still accept- that’s the go-to keyboard for this project. Dead.” And that one is actually a mis- salami in hot butter -- I’m not sure that ing submissions to add to the piece? It lived up to its name! It was a Fun title. It’s should be “Remember You Die would be a very pleasurable experience CB: I’ve had so many people promis- Machine! Day” or “Memento Mori Day.” Somehow [laughs]! ing to come up with bits, but I have to VOICE: Ralph was known for his it got changed, but that’s alright. VOICE: “Gorilla Suit Day” has some browbeat them to follow through. I think saxophone work, but I also hear oboe VOICE: I was raised Catholic, so I references that are distinctly north- its four hours and forty-five minutes and flute on the album. really identified with the call-and- east Ohio in nature. now. Way too short! I want this thing to CB: Oh, he did everything! Ralph had response church stuff on that song. CB: Yep, right! “Gorilla Suit Day” really run for days! More often than not people all these ethnic instruments. There’s a There’s a lot of stuff in the lyrics I dates us, because that’s a gag from MAD come through. But yeah, I want it to keep strange one-stringed thing from Vietnam had to look up…heady stuff! magazine. That’s Don Martin. He had all going. It’s just too damn short. those wonderful sound-effect balloons, VOICE: I’m tempted to bust out my and the cartoon characters had hinged old four-track. Or maybe I’ll use an feet. He did “Gorilla Suit Day.” We grew eight-track. up reading MAD, which taught you how CB: Oh, please! Absolutely! Open to be a New York Jew, basically! That and invitation! Ghoulardi pretty much corrupted us! I VOICE: Are there any live events or play in a surf band called Purple Knif, concerts planned around the release and we’re all from Northeast Ohio. So of Unsung Holidays? guess who we grew up watching! CB: There was no plan on doing any- VOICE: Derf Backderf did the cover thing live. Ralph being gone kind of ends art. I know he also did art for Ralph’s that. Seriously… Was that the connection, VOICE: I also wanted to mention or was it from his work on the Jef- that I watched the Square Pegs sit- fery Dahmer graphic novel? com back in the early ‘80s. I always CB: Derf also did a couple things from enjoyed your theme song. Did you Tin Huey. He did a poster for Tin Huey, get other TV or movie offers? and a couple record sleeves as well. We’re CB: It wasn’t common. I did an audio all in the same circle down here in Akron. story about how The Waitresses got to Derf and I knew each other back in the record that on my site at http://future- day. But I live in Jeffrey Dahmer’s child- fossilmusic.com/myalbum/square_pegs. hood home. And Derf wrote My Friend html. It did not end well [laughs]! To Dahmer, which they made into a movie. put it bluntly! At the time, for the baby They shot the movie here, so we became bands or mid-level bands—which was as pals. He was a natural choice to do the far as we got—there wasn’t much TV at cover art. I would’ve loved to have had the time. We weren’t well-known enough My Friend Dahmer done as an animation to go on any of the variety shows. And instead of live action, using Derf’s style. there weren’t that many to begin with. It Wouldn’t that have been something? was to Anne Beatts’ credit—the show’s VOICE: I haven’t seen the film yet, creator—to get Devo and us and, I forget but I know Derf’s book and saw pho- who else, on the show. But for that I’m tos of the house. It’s a nice house, grateful. It got us some exposure. despite the history. Available at www.smogveil.com

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of which involved Nazi Germany during the time of the Holocaust. Many years ago MOVIE REVIEWS in Psychology 101, the idea was fl oated that only human beings and rats will fi ght ■■■ By Westside Steve Simmons with each other for no reason. Whether or not that’s true, when madness overtakes War II, a group of very secret Israeli opera- thousands or millions of people, I think it’s V tives have a plan to go to Argentina capture human nature to turn attention toward a Westside Steve Adolf Eichmann (Ben Kingsley), the handful of individuals and tell ourselves September 7-9 • Fri- Sun reported mastermind of the Final Solution that without their leadership, regular folks (the plan to transport millions of Jews to could never be convinced to participate in The Keys • Put-in-Bay their deaths in concentration camps), and or support or even ignore such things. We Friday 8-11 • Saturday 2-4 & 8-1 the transporting the Nazi offi cer to Israel are embarrassed and ashamed when we do. Sunday 2-4 to stand trial. Th at particular exercise isn’t In the words of John Milton: “Th ey also very exciting. He is apprehended with a serve who only stand and wait.” Saturday, Sept. 22 • Last day at small amount of trouble and spirited away To humanize Adolf Eichmann is a The Keys, Put-in-Bay to a hiding place awaiting transportation controversial step and during his con- Westside Steve wraps up his out of Argentina. Th e problems start when versations with Malkin you will question 30th year on the island. T-shirts, that transport is delayed, and Eichmann whether he is singularly responsible for the snacks, and drink specials! Operation Finale will remain a captive until suitable trans- atrocities or just a cog in the machinery of MGM|PG-13|123 min portation can be found. For some reason, mass insanity. Of course, in the fi nal analy- Saturday, Sept. 29 • 4:30 PM I have a feeling that OPERATION his captors have decided they need him sis there can be no absolution and regard- Old Firehouse Winery to sign a form and it’s the negotiations to less of how hard anyone tries to conduct FINALE will have a problem fi nding its Geneva on the Lake audience and that’s not because of any get that done that make up the bulk of the the trial fairly, the outcome is inevitable. fault with the movie or the acting. From fi lm. It’s left up to the viewer to decide whether Check Westside Steve Simmons on Facebook for changes. Th e only agent to have contact with the trial brings closure, justice, or mere To purchase Westside Steve Simmons the previews, I think the public would newest CD A Pirates Life visit expect an action thriller, an account of an Eichmann is Peter Malkin (Oscar Isaac) revenge. But, at the end of the day, that’s www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons historic military operation a la Argo, but and it’s the back and forth between him something for everyone to think about. while there is that element, I thought it and the prisoner that make up the bones Th e reason this fi lm is important is that it www.westsidesteve.com was more of a psychological drama with of the story. gives us the opportunity to do that. Just a controversial and thought-provoking Since mankind has walked upright, don’t go in expecting an action thriller. twist. periods of stunning evil have poisoned B Fifteen years after the end of World the minds of human beings, not the least WSS closest to me were the Cedar Lee and the down a puzzle store in the city, where she Chagrin Cinemas but PUZZLE is opening fi nds an ad with the phone number of a this week at many more major outlets. man looking for a partner with whom to PUZZLE is an understated yet engrossing enter a jigsaw competition. Th ey eventually story of a simple woman living a life of meet, and she becomes more and more in- quiet desperation. Let me repeat the word trigued, not only with the upcoming event quiet. but with this odd man. Kelly Macdonald plays Agnes, a mousy Since the two must practice a couple little woman dedicated to serving her hus- times a week to sharpen their skills, she band and two teenage boys and keeping has to take time away from her duties at her small dreams in a box her entire adult home and has to lie about where she is. life. Her husband Louis (David Denham) Th anks to a well-crafted script that isn’t really a bad guy, just a working stiff walks the tightrope between tragedy and who brings home his paycheck to support hope, we are never quite sure if this is an Puzzle the family. He’s never mean or abusive but actual ticket to paradise or simply the glit- Sony Classics|R|103 min he expects his errands to be run, his house ter of Fool’s Gold. Th at’s the question she Friends, I often complain about to be clean, and his dinner when he wants will struggle with, along with the members the great wasteland of summer movie it. Little things that might make Agnes of the audience. Extremely well done and releases. Mostly it’s crap to attract kids happy just aren’t his top priority. Th e line extremely emotional, the fi lm will leave who don’t have to go to school, while the separating love from dependence kind of everyone with nearly the same emotional studios save the quality fi lms for as close blurs between him and his wife, and makes questions as the characters in the fi lm. I to Oscar nomination time as they can, lest the love part harder to distinguish. won’t tell you the ending, but I thought the Academy forget about them. Here it is Meanwhile, Agnes is something of a sa- it was the perfect, though not completely the beginning of September and I’ve just vant, not to the extent of Dustin Hoff man committal, ending of a wonderful story. seen the fi rst fi lm of the year I consider in RAINMAN but she does have a very A worthy of an Oscar nomination. And it’s keen grasp of mathematics, making her WSS a surprising fi lm. It’s not on very many amazingly good at solving jigsaw puzzles. screens at the time of this review. Th e After receiving a favorite puzzle, she tracks Continued on page 22 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 21 North Coast Voice Continued from page 21 geous debauchery that goes hand-in- years and put together a scheme to at- clear exactly who kills who but when hand with unbridled greed and the tract investors. These investors are the one of the friends turns rat we know excessive wealth that we all secretly aimless sons of wealthy Beverly Hills who takes the fall. long for. scions, many of whom yearn to prove BBC is certainly not an actual clone Politics and art seem to go hand-in- themselves to their fathers. The invest- of any of the other Wall Street flicks, as hand too often, and this genre of film ment group, dubbed the Billionaire it eventually morphs into a crime flick seems to pop up whenever Hollywood Boys Club, gets underway by means of and becomes somewhat more interest- decides a little wealth shaming is in an accidental Ponzi scheme. With po- ing. Unfortunately, except for Kevin order. That has nothing to do with tentially millions to be made, the boys Spacey, it doesn’t have a very strong whether this film is good; it’s just that take the idea to hot shot entrepreneur cast, exacerbated by second-rate writ- V it really feels that ‘well, it’s been done Ron Levine (Kevin Spacey), who has ing. The rise to the top and the eventu- before.’ faith in the boys and hooks them up al crash all seem to be performed with Whether it’s because of the redun- with access to a $250 million swindle. a noticeable lack of emotion. I’m guess- dancy of the topic, or over-the-top When the quarter-billion-dollar ing that could have been helped at least political correctness, this flick opened boondoggle comes crashing down, the a little by director and co-writer James Billionaire Boys Club on relatively few brick-and-mortar kids find out their good buddy Levine Cox. I really wanted to like this one Vertical entertainment|R|108 min screens. But it is available on Amazon is actually a crook. The BBC’s world of more, but… If the BILLIONAIRE BOYS CLUB Prime and other streaming services glamour comes tumbling down in a C+ sounds familiar, it probably should. should you decide not to take a drive. flurry of murder and panic. As it was WSS That was the nickname of a fiduciary Here’s a little bit of a spoiler coming with the original story, it’s never 100% scandal back in the 80’s, and those so make your decision now. types of crimes have been a relatively Despite the common themes of poor and then picking up the now tenderized popular subject for films recently. THE boy makes it rich swindles a bunch beef from the rocks below. That’s when WOLF OF WALL STREET, BOILER of people, does a lot of blow, and gets something goes horribly wrong. The ROOM, WALL STREET, and many oth- the girl, it does have its own distinct Chief’s kid falls off the cliff to a stony ers have been exposes of the excesses storyline. ledge below and is presumed dead. But and dirty dealings of high-powered Taron Egerton and Ansel Elgort play wait, there’s more. After dad and the financial wizards. The Great Unwashed high school classmates Dean and Joe, a tribe commiserate for a short period of loves to hate the rich, but just can’t hustler and a bright but honest finan- time, they go home, leaving the corpse keep their eyes away from the outra- cial guy, who hook up again after a few to the buzzards, but the joke is on the carrion birds when they find out the kid is still alive. Through a series of mi- raculous strokes of luck, Junior is able to mend his leg and start on a perilous journey on a seemingly impossible road Alpha home. Keda is chased into a tree by a Sony|Pg-13|96 min pack of hungry wolves, who get bored I’m not sure why, but it seems like of waiting and move on, leaving one of I recall hearing someone say this is their injured mates behind. This, then, a film about Cro-Magnon man and is the real basis of the story as Keda his struggles with . . . whatever the and the wolf, who he names Alpha, hell Cro-Magnon men struggle with. bond and make the perilous journey as I assumed that would be finding food a team. They learn to keep each other and shelter and getting laid, surviving, safe from predators, hunt as a team, pretty much the same crap we worry and become friends. I’m guessing the about today. But no. film would have been a lot better had It’s about European natives from there been more excitement, suspense, 200,000 years ago, give or take a few or wi action, but the heart-pounding weeks. European natives apparently moments only slightly elevate the blood operate quite similarly to American pressure. Still, it’s an enjoyable film natives, in this case a lot of hunting and you will find yourself rooting for European buffalo, except that they are the boy and his wolf to make it home Caucasian and more closely resemble alright. I won’t tell you what happens the cast of SONS OF ANARCHY than at the end but just between you and HOW THE WEST WAS WON. The me and the millions reading The Voice, story begins with Chief Tau (Johannes I was caught off-guard in a pleasant Haukur Johansson) taking his eldest way. It’s not great but it is something son Keda (Kodi Smit-McPhee) on his different. first buffalo hunt, which consists of B- stampeding the buffalo toward a cliff WSS

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No expense was spared—but some Festival and candid interviews (from butting of heads occurred between Gra- Sunday, Sept. 9 • JLT Duo You don’t hear much then and now) with show ham’s hardworking crew and Wozniak’s about the 1982-83 US Festi- organizers and top-tier “gold pass”-accredited guests, who unwit- Old Firehouse Winery • 12-4 vals anymore. artists (and special guests), tingly got in the way. “Rock stars need Maybe that’s because, director Glen Aveni pres- their space!” says an exhausted-looking Sun. Sept.16 • JLT (full band) unlike Woodstock and ents a clearer, more compre- Graham. Old Firehouse Winery • 12-4 hensive retrospective of the Altamont, the Steve And how about those musicians? weekend-long precursor to Wozniak-sponsored US Fest Police drummer Stewart Copeland, Friday, Sept. 21 • 7-10 featured that era’s greatest Live Aid and Lollapalooza who shot some backstage footage on pop-rock acts rather than than the haphazard TV his Super-8 camera, reports that most Halcyon • Ash. Harbor up-and-coming stars, and specials and documentaries of the bands on the roster were already wasn’t marred by mud baths of the past. in mid-tour, which meant they were Sat. Sept. 29 • 5 - 8 (Woodstock) and mayhem Already recognized, and already in ripping form. But Th e Police, Kosicek Vineyards unfathomably rich, for his (Altamont). By comparison, Talking Heads, and B-52s were playing Harpersfield US Fest was meticulously- work with Apple Comput- to their biggest audience ever, so the planned, well-organized, ers, 32-year old visionary pressure was on to not blow it in front and smoothly operated. Injuries and Steve “Woz” Wozniak brainstormed of hundreds of thousands of sun-weary For bookings call Scott 440-812-3772 arrests were scarce, given the number the US Fest during a 1981 sabbatical onlookers, and their own musical peers. of people who attended the three-day from Silicon Valley, following a plane Fleetwood Mac’s Mick Fleetwood recalls Featuring: Scott Treen, San Bernardino bash over Labor Day crash. Th e science wiz knew he was more weekend 1982. dreamer than doer, so he reached out Continued on page 24 Chuck Ditri & Gary Slovensky No news was good news. to a cadre of experts in various fi elds to But Wozniak’s mega-concert / tech- help bring his wacky house-party idea to MITCH LARSON fair is worthy of remembrance—not life. “We knew he wasn’t kidding after Insurance just because it laid the groundwork for he gave us a starter check for $2 million,” for the ‘90s and ‘00s shows like Bumbershoot, remembers legal advisor John Collins. Bonnaroo, and Coachella, but because Dr. Peter Ellis was named head of rest of us. the artists who played those sweltering Wozniak’s UNUSON (Unite-Us-In-Song) summer shows already ranked among Foundation, and CPA Carlos Harvey was music’s biggest and best. Most went on put in charge of funneling dollars to all to greater glory, with some persevering the proper assets and resources. A show even today, becoming Rock and Roll Hall of this magnitude had no precedent, so the team had to work from scratch to Open mic every of Fame inductees and global icons. Wed. at Old Mill Winery 6-8 Auto Home Business Life Moreover, the US Festivals were no settle on a location for the festival, then mere hippy-hangouts and hillside hul- scramble to book acts with the star- Sept. 9 • 2-5 • Hundley Cellars We Offer the laballoos. Th ey were specifi cally designed power to draw a million-strong audience. Personal Service to bring people together through music. Sprawling, 500-acre Glen Helen Regional Sept. 13 • 7-10 • Local Tavern Fish Bar You’ve Missed Lately And its initials stood not for “United Park was designated ground zero, but the rugged terrain required heavy-duty Sept. 16 • 4:30-7:30 AUTO • HOME States,” but rather for us—as in “we, the Open Mic Old Mill Winery people”—everyone everywhere around landscaping … and seemingly every move BUSINESS • LIFE the world. made by workers required a permit from Sept. 27 • Thursday 6-8 Available August 10 from Icon a politician or approval by law enforce- Old Mill Winery Acoustic TREEN Television Media / Plum Music, Th e Us ment. A fl eet of bulldozers was brought Generation: Th e Making of the 1982 in to shape the hilly topography into a Sept. 30 • 1-4 INSURANCE US Festival tells the story of how the natural bowl between two major inter- Wool Jamboree Lake Farmpark 1484 State Route 46 N. • Suite 8 states. 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North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 23 North Coast Voice Continued from page 23 with rock fans in Moscow, Russia. A marveling at the “sea of people” upon his doubting Graham poo-poos the attempt, Rated #1 arrival by helicopter. but the nerds do eventually connect Fortunately, most of the bands turned with their Cold War contemporaries in a in good—if not great—sets. fi rst-of-its-kind transatlantic handshake With Northcoast B-52s keyboardist Kate Pierson shares between nations. Local musician Joe her onstage experience. Eddie Money Sharino, who played Woz’s wedding, ex- Women! reminisces about delaying Sting with an plains how his pal’s US invite went from impromptu stop at a hot dog stand. Ra- a pair of complimentary tickets to an mones members Joey and Johnny mar- actual appearance on the massive, 325- V vel at the fans’ diversity and dedication. foot long main stage. Confusion ensues Carlos Santana compares the spirituality when Sharino and his band mates try to of the US Fest with that of Woodstock convince Graham that yes, they’re Sat- before and after playing a sizzling “Black urday’s opening act, but the guys acquit Magic Woman.” Oingo Boingo synth themselves nicely despite the odds. man (and future fi lm composer) Danny Like the concert itself, Aveni’s rocku- Elfman is taken aback by the scope and mentary is well-paced, action-packed, scale of it all. and, at several points, intriguing. Sure, Tom Petty and Th e Heartbreakers rock nostalgia is a key ingredient here—but into the night with “Refugee,” Th e Cars the interviews with acts, organizers, and Today's Best bedazzle with “Bye Bye Love,” and Th e enthusiastic US attendees provide a truly Police kick ass on “Can’t Stand Losing fascinating social study. You.” Jimmy Buff ett serves up a “Cheese- Here’s hoping Aveni whittles a com- burger in Paradise,” while Fleetwood Mac panion fl ick about the 1983 fest, whose unleashes “Th e Chain.” Grateful Dead four-day lineup included even bigger percussionist Mickey Hart discusses his names—Van Halen, Judas Priest, U2, band’s early Sunday-morning appear- INXS, Scorpions, David Bowie, Stevie Enjoy Great Savings With “Discount Deals” ance, dubbed “Breakfast with the Dead.” Nicks, Ozzy Osborne, Stray Cats, Men Meanwhile, Wozniak’s team of techni- at Work, Flock of Seagulls, Pretenders, cians tries to establish a live video feed and a host of other New Wave, rock, and Online: www.mix971FM.com metal marauders. Off The Wooden Spool an Etsy shop Unique quilted gifts from the heart

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If You Can Dream It, and see a bunch of glue smeared all over I Can Build It. the back. STAY IN TUNE Finally, I have a pretty nice Sigma guitar. It’s a OM style with a cutaway ■■■ By Luthier Patrick Podpadec and the owner didn't like the pickguard, so he removed it. I can't say that I blame Custom Designs It's Labor Day him because it was quite ugly and did not Guitars Basses weekend already ier to carry on with look good on that style of guitar. When V Acoustic and another beauti- our own missions the pickguard was removed it left what Electric ful summer is reach- of life. Lately I have is known as a "tan line" on the top. Th e Mandolins ing its end. Th ey go been concentrat- owner tried to sand the top and realized Double Necks by so fast any more ing on doing more he had gotten himself into a pickle. I Harp Guitars

that one season construction work, have to refi nish the top and replace the Major Repairs Fast, Reliable Turnover Reliable Fast, for Working Musicians Working for Restorations “The Dreamcaster” seems to fl ow right because I'm trying pickguard with one more suitable for the Custom built Refinishing for Brian Henke into the next. I'm to stay ahead of the guitar. Usually I remove the bridge when Refretting looking forward to bills and trying to I'm refi nishing the top of an instrument, Intonation Adjustments September because help with college because it's so much easier to sand and Acoustic Pickup Installs usually the weather expenses. It does cut buff out the top without the bridge in the FALL SPECIAL is a bit less humid into the time that I way. I've decided that I'm going to spray $10 OFF and the temps are would much rather the top with a high gloss lacquer. I have ANY REPAIR be spending on With mention of warm in the day- done this once before with some sur- this ad. time and cool in the guitar repairs, but as prisingly good results. You must watch evening. I hope to for now it is a neces- out for runs and sand between coats as Patrick Podpadec get in a few weekends of camping before sary evil. Speaking of repairs, I have re- normal and with a light buff , the fi nish Luthier it becomes too cold to want to enjoy the ceived a few things in the shop lately that turns out very well. 440.474-2141 outdoors. I have been working on. I have a Martin I also have a couple of basic "setup" Before I go on any further, I would DXRAE in the shop for a top crack repair. projects in the shop. One is a pretty new [email protected] like to take a moment to honor our good Th is is one of those newer Martins with Epiphone Les Paul copy. Because there www.liamguitars.com friend Mr. Fred Grupe. If you were not the laminated back and sides. I have had is very little play on it, the frets will be aware, Fred passed through the gates a few of them come in because the sides a breeze to level out and re-crown. I did of Heaven on August 3, 2018. I can say seem to de-laminate themselves from the notice a small hump in the fi nger board that with certainty because, through kerfi ng on the inside. Generally, this hap- where the neck meets the body, so it may the years of knowing Fred, I witnessed pens to the backs from the side rather take a little more fi ling than I suspect. fi rsthand his devotion to God, his family, than the top from the sides. Anyway, With a good fret leveling and truss rod and to each and every one of his dear this one is fi ne in that regard, it just has adjustment it should play like a dream. I friends. about a 2-3" crack near the lower bout on have another guitar in the shop for a ma- Fred had struggled for years with a the treble side. It looks as though it could jor cleaning and setup work - an Ibanez debilitating heart disease that would have been caused by an impact of sorts. S series. It is a pretty nice guitar, but it's AgeLess Band have stopped most humans in their All in all, it's going to be a routine crack got a tremolo, and a locking nut system agelessband.com tracks, Fred rose above that and lived his fi x with a couple of cleats attached to on it and they tend to be a real pain in Formerly Whooz Playin' life by sharing his gratitude and love of the inside to ensure that it doesn't come the %*#.! I know they were popular in the life with each and every one that he met. apart again. late 80's and early 90's with the metal Sat. 9/15 • 3:30-7:30PM Anytime you would see Fred, you could I also have another real nice Martin shredders and the big hair bands, but I'm "feel" his love. Even when he was not with a couple of loose braces in the back. not a big fan. Not too many guitar play- Debonne Vineyards having one of his best days, he was able It is a 1996 Special Edition. It's got real ers are playing that style these days and Ageless Trio to share his graciousness with everyone East Indian Rosewood back and sides they still go out of tune no matter what around him. His talent for music and his and is, for the most part, in immaculate you do to them. At any rate, I shouldn't love of his creator has been an inspira- condition. It's rare to see loose braces complain. After all, I was the one who Fri. 9/28 • 8:00-11:00PM tion to me and to all of us who were on any Martin guitars, especially on the decided I was going to fi x instruments lucky enough to cross his path. I Th ank back. You might think that regluing back for a living. Rider's Inn God for having the opportunity to meet braces would be easier than top braces, I hope all is well with you in the music Fred and to enjoy his friendship. It is a but you would be mistaken. It's diffi cult world and that you all had a wonderful rare experience to meet a person with to see what you’re doing because you can time on your Labor Day weekend. Please Sat. 10/6 • 7:00-10:00PM such character. He will truly be missed only look into the sound hole and can't "Stay in Tune" and tell all your friends to Benny Vino Winery by all who knew him. Th ank You Fred see the bottom brace very well. It's also read that really cool "free" entertainment Grupe for showing me what friendship diffi cult to work backwards when you are magazine called the Voice. Ageless Duo means! trying to use a prop while waiting for the It is hard to move past our losses but glue to dry. You must also try to tape off To Book: 440-796-3057 Keep Smiling! www.agelessband.com knowing that our friends and loved ones the areas surrounding the braces because Liam Guitars /Smoking Hot Guitars lie in comforting hands, it becomes eas- no one wants to look inside their guitar Check out our videos! 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Continued from page 14 Leskosky bonding as each night the audience goes Halloween comes early this year with a on a wild ride together. They will experi- bone-chilling story that will shake you to ence the endorphin rush that comes your core. Arthur Kipps never believed from being scared as well as the cathartic in the supernatural until he came face release of collectively exorcising our to face with evil. Tonight—desperate fears of the unknown, all from the safety to exorcise his demons—he will tell his of their seats!” haunting tale…no matter the conse- “CPH is excited to be launching the quences. For over 28 years, The Woman national tour of The Woman in Black V in Black has thrilled audiences on Lon- that has been delighting audiences don’s West End. Now, CPH is proud to in London’s West End for the past 28 launch the North American tour. years,” Kepley continues. “Clevelanders Susan Hill’s novel, The Woman in will be proud to know that the set that Black was originally published in 1983. will be traveling with the show on the Stephen Mallatratt adapted the book for North American tour was constructed the stage in 1987 as a holiday show at entirely in Cleveland.” the Stephen Joseph Theatre in Scarbor- TICKET INFORMATION ough, U.K., where Herford was Artistic The Woman in Black will be performed Director. The play transferred to Lon- in the Allen Theatre at Playhouse Square don’s West End in January 1989. The September 17th – October 7th, 2018. classic chiller was released as a major Tickets range in price from $25-$97 motion picture starring Daniel Radcliffe each, $12 rush tickets for currently in 2012 and soon became the highest enrolled students under age 25 with grossing British horror film in 20 years. valid student ID, and Young Profes- “Ghost stories are such a tantalizing sional discounts available with YP-CPH and enduring part of our culture because Membership. To order single tickets they allow us to explore the possible please call 216-241-6000 or visit www. mysteries, terrors, and intrigue of the clevelandplayhouse.com . Groups of 10+ afterlife in a safe and fun way,” says CPH save up to 50% off single ticket prices; Artistic Director Laura Kepley. “The ex- call 216-400-7027. perience of The Woman in Black is very

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Bell’s, Deschutes collaborate BREW NEWS to celebrate Oregon ■■■ By Sage Satori brewery’s 30th Anniversary Bell’s Brewery is honored to celebrate another independent craft brewery’s 30th Sierra Nevada Can 12-Packs in the GLBC gift shop Anniversary. Tim Gossack, Bell’s Production V beginning Th ursday, September 6, and Manager, was one of eight former Deschutes Hazy Little throughout the entire GLBC distribution brewers invited back to Bend, Oregon to Th ing IPA footprint beginning Monday, September brew a special, unique one-time collaboration We found this beer 10. brew to help celebrate Deschutes Brewery’s over the summer and ABV: 5.5% IBU: 30 incredible milestone. thought it to be note- Pairs with: Roast chicken English Schwarzbier is a Dark Lager with an ABV worthy. cheeses, and dancing shoes. of 6.4% and IBU of 25. Th is limited release Th e brewers get the ON THE LABEL: Prowl across Moon- will be available on draught and in 12 oz. privilege of sampling dog Ale’s label to sniff out a vintage tick- cans packaged in 6-packs. the beers straight from the tanks in all et stub from the era that established our Deschutes’ Founder, Gary Fish takes pride their raw glory. Some beers need a little hometown’s rep as a rock ‘n’ roll hotspot. in the success of the collaboration brewers polishing to get ready to go out into the Host to what’s widely considered the fi rst after their time at Deschutes because they world, while others—the hop-heavy, rock concert, Cleveland’s been shaking, all, continue to make major contributions to rowdy, crowd-pleasers—should just be rattling, and rolling ever since. the craft industry. “I’m glad they are pursu- left alone. Th ey wanted to share this ing their passion and have all been successful brewery-only treat with you, so Hazy at it,” Fish said. “It speaks to their talent Little Th ing, the unfi ltered, unprocessed Innis & Gunn and perseverance. Every single one of them IPA, went straight from the tanks and Brewery off ers makes really good beer, and we’re proud of into the can. all of them.” Very drinkable for the pallet that likes Rum and Bour- Gossack was Head Brewer at Deschutes the complexity of an unfi ltered IPA. It bon Barrel Aged from 1990 until 1996. Th e recipe is a modi- pairs well with sweet BBQ, white ched- fi ed version of a recipe Gossack created after dar and pineapple upside down cake! Ales leaving Deschutes. 6.7% alcohol 40 IBU We just have to recom- “Deschutes Brewery launched my career in mend these barrel aged brewing and I have been forever grateful to yummies from Scotland’s Innis & Gunn. have worked there. I was hired for my science Barrel Aged Blood Red Sky background and cursory knowledge of beer ABV: 6.8% brewing and beer styles, Gossack said. “But, Blood Red Sky sets a scene. Warm Ca- I think I was truly hired for my strong back ribbean sand, fl ickering candles, cold beer and hardworking farmer boy background. I and anticipation of the night to come. could shovel mash, move full kegs and carry From this place came the inspiration for two bags of grain up the stairs at a time!” this brew. Jamaican rum barrels meet Th e beer started shipping to Deschute’s Scottish red beer in an explosion of cool, distributors in late August in states that spicy rum notes, vanilla and rich fruit. Bell’s does and does not currently distribute Great Lakes Moondog Ale We brew Blood Red Sky using our to. Th e can will include the Bell’s logo and the unique barrel into beer method, turning story of this collaboration beer. hitting store shelves in the traditional beer into barrel process on Th e Deschutes Brewery 30th anniversary September its head without losing any of the wonder- collaboration “family tree” also includes A longtime GLBC pub favorite is ful fl avors and aromas from the barrel. John Harris, Deschutes Brewery’s original running wild, just in time for our 30th Barrel Aged Th e Original brewmaster with Ecliptic Brewery, Frank Anniversary! Moondog Ale, our easy- ABV: 6.6% Appleton a brewing consultant responsible drinking, award-winning, tail shakin’ Our newly branded fl agship beer, for creating the recipes of Deschutes’ beloved brew is returning to the moonlit spot- the one that started it all. Our unique brands such as Black Butte Porter and light in 16 oz. cans! Inspired by our rock bourbon barrel ageing process brings Cascade Golden Ale, Tony Lawrence from ‘n’ roll city, Moondog’s smooth body and fl avors like vanilla and toff ee and we've Boneyard Brewery, long time brewer Mark undomesticated hop bite set the stage combined this with the malty character of Vickery, Paul Arney from Th e Ale Apothecary for late night howling. A 3-time Gold our Scotch Ale to create an incredible taste and Cam O’Connor and Larry Sidor, now Medal winner at the World Beer Cham- experience. with Crux Fermentation Project. pionships and Gold Medal winner at the We brew Th e Original using our unique Deschutes and Bell’s off a wide selection of Great American Beer Festival, the sensa- barrel into beer method, turning the delicious Brews are available in most states. tionally crushable Moondog Ale has the traditional beer into barrel process on its www.bellsbeer.com and www.deschutes- pedigree to become your Best in Show. head without losing any of the wonderful brewery.com Look for Moondog Ale in 16 oz. fl avors and aromas from the barrel. North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 27 North Coast Voice Th ose actual core don’t see it as being that distinct. I know memories. Cleveland was a major stop guys who played on the world does. But for me it’s the legacy for us in the early, early days of Hall & the album will be of what pre-dated rock ‘n’ roll and paved Oates. When Daryl and I fi rst started with me. Th ey’re a the way for it to become what people touring, we kind of made our bones in great group of guys, now think it is. So that’s my sweet spot. Pennsylvania and Ohio. New York and guys I’ve been play- When I go back to it—whether I’m play- New Jersey, too. We played the state ing with for a long ing giant arenas with Daryl or the small colleges. We played the Agora. And we time. We have a clubs for solo shows—it’s all a continu- played them frequently, like, every time great synergy and a um. I’m comfortable with both pairs of we’d come through. Th at was where we great sound. It’s re- shoes, as you put it. I like your analogy! created our live show and our sound, by ally raw. We do a lot VOICE: I know you lived in Colo- playing those gigs in those early rock of stuff , and we’re rado for a long time. How do these venues in the east and northeast. very spontaneous. diff erent environments aff ect your VOICE: Your fi rst major “hits” col- It’s an incredible musical aesthetic, going from Philly lection with Hall & Oates was Rock group of musicians. to Aspen, and now Nashville? Is ‘n’ Soul Part 1, back in 1983 or so. VOICE: Can you the approach more organic, more You guys never did a Part 2, although talk about what natural, say, than some of the synth- there have been a few hits packages Continued from page 12 sets this rootsy Americana music based stuff you did in the early ‘80s? released since then. Usually a “best VOICE: Th at’s a great story—and apart from the soulful pop you do JO: When I left the east coast in of” marks the end of a chapter for a with a happy ending. John Fogerty with Daryl? In my mind it’s like dif- the late ‘80s, I moved to Colorado and band, or even the end of the line. But and Peter Frampton had lost-and- ferent pairs of shoes: You have your lived out there for twenty years. Th en I a name like Part 1 suggests there’s found guitar stories like that, too. sneakers, then you have your boots. migrated to Nashville in the early 2000s more to come—as if you both knew JO: It’s amazing! I mean sure, there’s a JO: Well, the thing is that even though and eventually made it my home. Living you weren’t done yet. slight regret that I didn’t have it in time I’m known for the music I’ve done with in Nashville for the past few years, I’ve JO: Yeah! We never got around to Part for the album. But I got it almost im- Daryl Hall, I started playing guitar at six been embraced by the Americana roots 2 [laughs]! It’s as simple as that! But mediately after the album was done, so it years old. By the time I met Daryl—I was music community. And it’s all about yes, obviously, that was the idea: “Who was almost like a reward or a gift! 19 or 20 years old—I’d been playing for a natural playing. I love that! And to be knows where the future lies?” But over VOICE: You’re touring with your good ten or twelve years. So, I was play- honest with you, even the music I’ve the years recording has become less im- Good Road Band. Are these the same ing mostly folk music and blues. Th e type done over the years has been like that. portant for Daryl and I. We’re more into fellows who played on Arkansas? of music you hear on Arkansas was my We’ve always been about playing, and playing live. Th e music has really taken JO: Not the entire band that played on meat and potatoes. And then the R&B, of with surrounding ourselves with great on a life of its own, and there’s a younger the album, but the core rhythm section. course. It was all blended together. So, I musicians and instrumentalists. And generation that wants to hear it. Th e even though we were always open to the big arena shows we’re doing—like the “modern” technology—be it synthesiz- tour we did with Train—we’re playing ers or whatever—the core of what we’ve to a predominantly younger audience. done has always been about performance And they want to hear that music. We’re and playing. proud of it, so we’re happy to play it! VOICE: Sure, you can hear it in the We’re playing our legacy, is what we’re old Hall & Oates songs. doing. JO: Mmm-hmm. It peeks out here VOICE: And you are reaching new and there. I think really what happened audiences. My kids know your mu- was, when I met Daryl Hall, this tradi- sic—and would probably know all the tional acoustic blues and roots music was hits even if their dad wasn’t a huge what I brought to the table. He brought fan. Th ey’re just timeless songs, and the gospel and church infl uence, and they’ve seeped into the culture. You a bit more of an R&B infl uence to the can hear the bass lines for “Ma- table. We blended it together, so none neater” or “Can’t Go for Th at,” or of it came out pure. It came out as this the keyboards intros to “Kiss On My amalgam, this sound we’d created for List” or “You Make My Dreams” and ourselves. But I’d never lost that love for you know exactly what they are. roots, and for the authenticity of it. I’m JO: We’re lucky the songs still reso- just bringing it out front a bit more! nate with this diff erent generation. I look VOICE: You have lots of fans in out in the audience and see teenagers Ohio, and you’ve certainly made a and pre-teenagers and people in their lot of stops in Cleveland in recent 30s, 40s, and all the way up! So, I feel years. You were inducted into the very fortunate that people still enjoy it. Rock Hall here in 2014, did a tour for your autobiography, and played with John performs at the Rock Hall from Tears for Fears last year, and more 2 – 5 on September 15th . Th e concert is recently you and Daryl did a concert included with General Admission price to with Train. Your scrapbook must be the museum. getting thick! www.rockhall.com/inductee-john- JO: Well, I have lots of Cleveland oates-performance 28 North Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 North Coast Voice Cuyahoga Valley Scenic Railroad becomes rare EATING OUT steward of original Zephyr railcars Can you fi nd the hidden words? Th ey may be horizontal, Cuyahoga Valley Scenic Railroad (CVSR) vertical, diagonal, forwards or backwards. marked a major accomplishment in its AL FRESCO, fi rst-ever capital campaign with the BANQUET, acquisition of four historic Zephyr railcars. BARBECUE, Th is addition to the fl eet enables CVSR to BARS, BISTRO, provide new programming and experiences BRASSERIE, within Cuyahoga Valley National Park, BREAKFAST, including 360-degree views in two of the BUFFET, CAFE, Vista Dome cars, and off er a new heritage CAMPFIRE, rail experience that exemplifi es cross-coun- CANTEEN, CLUB, try travel during the 1940s-1960s. COFFEE HOUSE, CVSR’s ongoing capital campaign began COLLATION, in late 2016. Th rough the generous support DINER, DINNER, of individuals, corporations and founda- the post-war streamlined railroad era DRINK, tions CVSR’s vision to expand, enhance, About the California Zephyr EATING HOUSE, and preserve its fl eet will create new Dubbed "the most talked about train FEAST, FOOD, programs for visitors of all ages and back- in America,” the California Zephyr made GRILL, HOTEL, grounds as they experience the beauty and its inaugural eastbound run on March 20, LUNCH, MEAL, wonder of Cuyahoga Valley National Park’s 1949 with service between San Francisco MOTEL, PICNIC, river valley, canal, and historic villages. and Chicago that covered 2,525 miles and PUBS, REPAST, RESTAURANT, “Th e acquisition of the Zephyr railcars took an average of 2.5 days to complete. Th e ROTISSERIE, was a once in a lifetime opportunity,” said train off ered an unparalleled leisure travel experience that is perhaps best demonstrat- SANDWICH, President and CEO Joe Mazur. “We not SNACK, SUPPER, only are preserving history, but giving ed in this 1950s promotional fi lm: https:// archive.org/details/70922CaliforniaZephyr TAVERN, hundreds of thousands of people the op- TEA SHOP. portunity to have one more way to travel . Th e California Zephyr off ered sophisti- through and experience Cuyahoga Valley cated dining experiences with linens and National Park.” china; sleeping compartments that ranged Th e four-car Zephyr trainset consists of from the elegant staterooms complete with two Vista Dome cars, a sleeper car and a bathrooms, showers, drawing rooms, and baggage car. CVSR already owns the Silver bedrooms, to the cozier “roomettes”; and Bronco, another Vista Dome observation Vista Dome cars with windows on every car that was part of the original California side—including the ceiling—to provide Zephyr trainset. With this acquisition, breathtaking panoramic views of the pass- CVSR becomes one of the nation’s8/30/2018 few ing mountains, rivers, and countryside. ThUSp132sol e railroads in possession of four cars from California Zephyr operated as a passenger the original California Zephyr fl eet. train for 20 years, and its 77 cars were later Th e Zephyr railcars, which currently are sold to diff erent companies and private located in Los Angeles, will be transported owners. Over the years, the majority of via Amtrak and arrive in Cuyahoga Valley these stainless-steel cars have all but disap- in mid-September. Th e public’s fi rst op- peared from America’s railways, having portunity to ride these historic railcarsHome will| Crosswordbeen sold Menu off| Standard(often toUS foreign Crosswords countries), Vol 2 be at Steam in the Valley, where they will scrapped, or simply left in storage and fallen be pulled by the Nickel Plate Road steam intoSolution complete - usp132 disrepair. locomotive no. 765. Th e Zephyr cars will remain on the train being pulled by the 765 for the duration of the Steam in the Valley event (September 21, 22, 23, 28, 29 & 30). Th ey will then be used for CVSR’s excur- sions and special events. In addition to the acquired Zephyr cars, this fi rst-ever campaign includes: - Th e addition of an Edu-trainment Car that will provide interactive exhibits, pro- gramming, and activities for children ages birth to 12 years of age - An upgrade to an existing dining car to ensure ADA accessibility - Th e preservation of CVSR’s fl eet of vintage railroad equipment representing Puzzle ChoiceNorth Coast Voice Magazine | northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 | September 5, 2018 - October 10, 2018 29

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