.-----, " .:.__~ T~H~E~~M~·~'A~G~A~Z~I~N~E-~P~R~O~G~R~A~M~M~E=-.:. THE MAGAZINE-PROGRAMME I~~~~~~~~~~ffiffi~ffi~~ffi~~~ffiffiffi~ ~ffiffiffiffiffiffi~ffiffiffiffiffiffi~ffiffiffi~ffiffil I London Amusementsi I WOMEN I B3 B3' I By MARGOT CARROLL. B3 ffi~~ffiffiffiffiffiffiffiffiffiffiffiffi~ffiffiB3ffiffiffiffiB3B3ffiB3ffiB3B3ffiffiffiBffi~B3 3~B3ffiB3ffiffiB3~~ffiB3B3ffil ALDWYCH. THE WHITE-HEADED BOY The. Perfect Day.-The jolliest Easter Evenings 8.30. Mats.: Thnrs. & Sat. 2.30 party I saw was three pretty actresses Stations: Covent Gdn., Tern., Ald. Gerr. 3929 in sporting kit on a sidecar. One in breeches and a leather jerkin steered AMBASSADORS. TH"E CURATE'S EGG the motor-bike, one was cosily en- Evenings 8.30. Mats.: Tuesday & Friday 2.30 Stns.: Tot. Ct. Rd., Leices, Sq. Gerr, 446U sconced in the car and the third perched at the back. "Bye-bye, Margot, off APOLLO. THE WHEEL to Brighton. Cheerio!" and the three Evenings 8.30. Mats.: Tues., Thurs. & Sat. 2.30 Stations: Piccadilly Cir., Leices. Sq. Gerr. 3243 Graces were gone! For Luck.-I love Easter shopping, COMEDY. don't you? Hats and frocks so fresh OTHER PEOPLE'S WORRIES and alluring, and if red doesn't intrigue Evenings 8.30. Mats. : Mon., Thurs. & Sat. 2.30 Station: Piccadilly Circus. Gerrard 37i4 you there's Mary blue, or engaging little brown straw turbans with a saucy quill GARRICK. or two to cause trouble when it gets in OF THE MAN IN DRESS CLOTHES PRINCE WALES the way-what? Evenings 8.30. Mats: Thurs. & Sat. 2.30 Stns.: Leicester Sq., Trafalgar Sq. Gerr. 951:3-4 Help ?-Isn't man's idea of packing priceless? One of the Best volunteered HIS MAJESTY'S. CAIRO to help me and turned up with a huge Evenings 8. Mats.: Wed. & Sat. 2.15. Special Matinee Easter Monday, 2.15. Chocolat Lambert Easter egg under one St.ations : Picced illy Cirv.Trufulgur su. Gerr.1777 arm and a box of 100 No. 11 Abdullas under the other, just as I was squeezing THEATRE KINGSWAY. THE YELLOW JACKET Special Matinee Easter Monday at 2.30. the absolute minimum of necessaries Evenings 8.15. Mats: 'I'ues. & Sat. 2.30 into a minute suit case, Stations: Holborn, IHuseUI1I. Gerrard 4_LJ;~:'! A New Departure.-Not content with LONDON PAVILION. scouring two continents in quest of new THE FUN OF THE FAYRE beauty methods, the enterprising Helena Evenings 8.15. Mats. Tues. & Sat. 2.30 Rubinstein has started a monthly maga- Station: Piccadilly Circus. Gerrard 704-5 zine-" Loveliness through the Letter NEW OXFORD. Box "-which she kindly offers to send MAYFAIR AND MONTMARTRE free every month to my readers, so Evenings 8. Mats. : Wed. & Sat. 2.30 post your names and addresses to her Station: 'I'ot.tenham Court ltd. Museum 17-10 at 24 Grafton Street, W., if you're keen PRINCE OF WALES. A TO Z on a good complexion. Evenings 8. il'lats.: Wed. & Sat. 2.15 ANDRE CHARLOt'S Station: Piccadilly Circus. Gerrard 74~2 OppOSite the R.A.-Wonder if the aroma of freshly-ground coffee is as irre- PRINCES. sistible to you as to me. They are HARRY LAUDER'S SEASON always putting newly gronnd berries REVUE First performance Easter Monday, at 8.15. through their paces at the Kardomah, 186, Evenings 8.15. Mats.: Wed., Thurs. & Sat. 2.1:, Stns.: ·.l"ot.Ct.l{d.,llolbn., Cov. Gd n. Gerr.34U0·J Piccadilly, and the coffee after the excel- lent little lunch is often an encore number. SAVOY. Tea at the Kardomah seems the fashion PADDY THE NEXT BEST THING -;1l1d very nice, too, as George Robey Evenings 8.15. Mats.: Mon. & Sat. 2.30 "A TO Z." Stns.: Ald., 'I'em., Strand, Char. X. Gerr.3366-7 says. SHAFTESBURY. TONS OF MONEY The Ring and the Book.-Have you Evenings 8.15. Mats.: Wed. & Sat. 2.:30 spotte.d the latest setting for a big Special Matinee Easter Monday at 2.30. sapphire or emerald-very finely cut Stns. : Leicester. :-)4., Piccuduiy urr. Gerr. 6666 steel? Iris Marshall wore one at a ST. JAMES'S. THE BAT recent first night, and the tiny points Evenings 8.15. Mats.: Wed. & Sat, 2.30 sparkled like diamonds. Wrapped in Special Matinee Easter Monday, 2.30. Stns. : Dover st., Piccadilly Crrcus. Gen. 3003 a lovely tailless ermine coat she told me her new Spanish novel is well on the wav ST. MARTIN'S'. LOYALTIES to completion. • and SHALt.: WE JOIN THE LADIES The Magician.-If not naturally slim Programme. Evenings 8. Mats.: Mon., Fri. & Sat. 2.15 it's a case of art steps in where nature r Stns.: Leices. Sq., Tot. Ct. Rd. Gerrard 1243 fails, and Mme. Shirley Shotter has the STRAND. THE LOVE MATCH knack, a plump pal. told me, of enabling Evenings 8.15 Mats.: Thurs. & Sat. 2.30 the portly to wear the slender frocks of Stns. : Covt. Gdn., Ald., Temp. Gen. 3800, 3452 the moment. Many an actress owes her WINTER GARDEN. SALLY slim shape to the skilful corseting at Evenings 8. Mats.: Thurs. & Sat, 2.15 Special Matinee Easter Monday, 2.15. 76 New Bond Street, ';Yo (1st floor), which Stns. ; cove. '-'du., Holun., Musm. Gerrard 416 doesn't mean tight-lacing by any means. ! I ·:·,------~L-A-K-.-MA-N~&~l~U~C~K~.R~,~L-T-D.-,~P~R-I-N-T'-R-.,~2~6,~L-O-N-G~A~CR-'~W~.C~·~.2-.------THIS PROGRAMME INSURES YOU FOR .£100. GUARANTEED BY THE GRESHAM .:. . FIRE AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE SOCIETY, LIMITED. 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A. YOUNGman arrived at a party, and BIllTHPLACE: Essex. (Specially contributed 10 this Programme.) made his way to the hostess, zrectins her Which is your favourite theatre? BIRTHD"AY: t st October. People were talking about Lord De and apologising for his latenes~. '" The one which gives the play I'm in CAREEn: Mr. Stanley Holloway made "Awfully glad to see you, Mr. Bones," the longest run, Luce. '"' His name was connected at his first appearance on the stage in ] 905 the clubs and in the park with that of ''Vhich is yoill' favourite play? said the hostess. "So good of you to come. at the age of fifteen as a boy contralto, Mme. Bertha, the celebrated milliner. But where is your brother? " ~, The one which gives me the best part. since which time he has played a variety Now as everybody knows, Lord De " He was unable to come. You see, we of parts: His most interesting cngage- ''Vhat is vour carliest.· recollection? Luce having had nothing but his title are so busy just now that it was impossible ment of recent years 'was at the Palace Sympathy for m) self at realisiug wherr to live on, had married no less an heiress (or both of us to get away, and so we tossed Theatre where he appeared in ] 9] 2 with I was. . that the daughter of old Warnford; lip to see which of us should come." i\Ir. Leslie Henson in :.'>]cssrs. Herbert Vl'hich is vour Iavom-itc sport? and this astute millionaire soon got to " How nice! And you won? " Burney'S and Wolsclcy Charles's pro- "Sporti~lg lny oak." hear what people were saying about "No," replied the voung man absentlv . duction entitled "Nicely Thanks." He Which is your I'H\'ourite hobby? • De Luce, Bertha and the bonnet shop. " I lost! "-I'it-Bits. • - , then sailed for South America and the Studying my fellow creat urcs. He was no fool, and the last man in ,"Vest Indies, where he toured with the the world to try and make a scandal. Which are your favourite cigarettes i "Grotesques." On the outbreak of war, Still this bonnet shop business worried YOUNG VI'IFE: "Dear me, what a silly " Yellow Perils." he joined thc army as an officer in the him more than a little. After delibera- blunder the Post Office people have made." What would yon do to make Londo. Connaught Rangers in which regiment ting over the position, and having satis- FnIEND: ""Vhy, what's the matter? " brighter? (htlllgc li!c (';j·lIwte. he served with the British Expeditionary fied himself that Lord De Luce was really YOUNG '''lIFE: "I've just got a letter What is your ideal holiday'! Force. His first engagement after the financial backer of Madame Bertha, from Harry, post-marked. Brighton, and "Far from the madding crowd." demobilisation was at the ''Vinter Garden he took the bull by the horns and called he's working in London."-London Mail. Who is your favourite dressmaker Theatre in 1919, under the management upon that lady at her bonnet shop near" The one who makes me look tile Lcst , of Messrs. Grossmith and Laur+Ilard , Hanover Square. . Which is yom lucky day? "VIFE: "Every husband owes a great He there appeared in "Kissing Time," He was somewhat surprised to find her The Day of Days. deal to his wife" playing the pa.rt of Captain ,"Ventworth. a plain dumpy middle-aged person. Which is your {',tvourite restaurant? HUSBAND: "And generally still more to He again played at this theatre in 1920 "My dear . lady, I don't want to find The one whcre I dine most wisclv , I, her dressrnaker.v-v ztnszoers. - , . in the part of Rene in "A Night Out," fault with you in any way, but the fact most well. " also under the managemcnt of Messrs. is that my son-in-law is getting himself What is your favourite dish '? Grossmith and Laurillard , His next talked about in connection with you." '''lITH hisses and groans the audience Le plat du jour. engagement was with the Co-Optimists Madame Bertha said: "You mis- greeted the principal scene of the new What is your greatest ambition '! Pierrotic Entertainment at the Royalty understand the position. Lord De Lucc drama. All hope, then, was at an end. To make others happy. Theatre in "A Midsummer Nizlrt's is no;thing more to me than -- " "It's hard to tell just what the public 'Vhich is your favourite motto? Scream,'.' in 1921. He is also ;el'y " A banker, Jet us say," suggested Warn- wants," murmured the heartbroken play- " To thine own self be t.ruc." interested in art, and practises a little ford. "Come, what will you take to exe- wright. When do you feel at your worst? in an amateur way. cute, release-in short, to get rid of him ? " "It's easy enough to tell in this case," When I know I'm not at my best. HOBBIES: Golf and Cricket. "ean I 10 so without his lordship's said the manager grimly. "It wants it.s When do you feel at your best? HOROSCOPE: A decisive nature. -Great consent? " •• money back."-Pearson's JiVeekly. When I'm conscious I'm not at I"~ foresight and intuition. Thoroughly "I will guarantee that," said Mr. worst. practical. A judicial disposition. Very Warnford. And so terms were arranzed What would you do if you were Pi i MAN (at insurance office): "I wants to studious. Colour: Blue; Birthstone: Opal. Mr. Warnford agreed to pay so n{'uch take out a porlicy." Minister for a day? Try to forget, Next week's Who's Who: Miss Dorothy Minto. in cash, and Madame Bertha agreed to CLERK: "Yes-Fire, life or marine ? " What is your opinion of bri.lge ? renounce all claims against Lord De Luce." MAN: "All the lot. I'm goin' for a None whatever. And so it was signed sealed and stoker in the Nivy."-Punch. STAGE HANDWRITING What is your favourite pet? delivered. I haven't one. I just 10 e animals. by (Delineated Calligro.) What is your pet aversion? WARNFORD: "My dear De Luee, I A NEW YORK school-boy, who has mar- No. 131.-JUNE. Narrowness of outlook. have some good news for you. I was not ried his 45·year-old teacher, says he will The handwriting of June indicates What, if you were not connected with going to see you ruined and my daughter complete his education. He will!- great terpsichorean aptitude and a the stage, would you prefer to be? made unhappy, so I stepped into the Little Rock Arkansas Gazette. passion for outdoor life and great personal Almost anything. breach." activity. Ambition is shown tozether Which is your favourite Christian name? DE LUCE: "I don't understand." with the necessary self-confiden~e to It depends on the person, A JUDGE once said to a Grand Jury, in WARNFonD: "You are free from that ensure success. A sense of humour. is RUTH MAC"AY. the customary manner: "Gentlemen, harpy, Bertha. I have seen her and there. Literary talent is indicated and you will be pleased to take your ac- Next week's Confession: Mr. Gregory St.rond. got her to release you entirely." should be encouraged as it may lead to DE LUCE: "Release me!" customed place in the Court," Ten of I great events.. An inherent love of them crowded into the docIe-Sunbeams. WARNFORD: "I have given her £2,000 I home life stands out clearly in this and she has let you off. You have noth- handwriting. Fond of children and AFTERNOON TEA ing further to do with her or her business." animals. Has a liking for the zood DE LUCE: "You are an irrterferinz old THE CHAY[PIONSNAP SHOT A Special Service 01 TEA things of this world. Very kind-he:rted (freshly made for each order) fool. I was getting £3,000 a year O~ltof "I want. some cigars, please, for my and generous. Methodical, loyal and is served at Matinees ill aU Saloons and in the Auditorium. that business, and now you have left me husband." of a loving disposition. 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MR. CLIFFORD GRi::Y. All cornrnunica- GUINNESS AT tions clo Chappell. Harms & Co., 185 Add;so~ A'LL oAUKES Avenue. New York City. m Bottle BARS & co. MORLAND HAY, Entertainer at the Piano. From Meskelvne's. Concerts, At HO':TIes, &c. Phone Dalston 3354. SOFountayne Road, Stoke Newing- ton, N. 16. PROFESSIONAL GOSSIP w " Any Day Conversation." MAD GEM A KIN S, lOa Torrington By EDWARDSUTION. Place. W.e.1. Museum 4291. Versatile; from Steinway Hall.-A joint recital. of special interest to Drama to Low Comedy. Any Lady •• DOUGLAS FURBER all music lovers, will he given at Steinway Hall on T ues- .Any Other Lady,. TEDDIE GERARD A U LI NET H E U R E R, Songs at the day evening, April 25th, by the brilliant new pianist, P Miss Dorothy Callendar, and Mr. Frank Bilbe, the young Harp. Concerts. Recitals. Dinners, etc. Phone violinist. There is no doubt that these two artistes· will X "My Alco-Holiday." Hampstead '5094. All communications to 126 New Bond receive a good ovation, as on the occasion of their last By RONALDJEANSand KENNETHDUFFlELIl Stree •. W. I. recital the press spoke very highly of them, and they will JACK BUCHANAN and CHORUS. both become eminent performers. Miss Callender will GurLDHAL~rpor~S~9~~dc2F MUSIC play several notable pianoforte solos. among which The dresses in this scene painted by JEANNINECHARLOT. will be the Italian Concerto, by Bach, and four of Principal SIR LANDON RONALD. Chopin's compositions, whilst Mr. Bilbe's violin solos y .< Why the income Taxis Six Bob in the Pound" PRIVATE LE-SSONS in all musical subjects and will include Grand Concerto No.4. by Vieuxtemps, and STAGE TRAINING;n Elocut;on. Gesture, Stage Danc- the Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso by Saint-Saens. By R. P. WESTON& BERTLEI! ing, Fencing, Dalcroze Eurhythmics. Miss Eileen Bellamy. the well-known teacher of GERTRUDE LAWRENCE, DOUGLAS FURBER and GUY GRAHAME. COMPLETE MUSICAL EDUCATION at inclusive dancing, has two Academies under her control. All kinds fees. £9 9s. and £12 125.• comprising principal and of dances are taught and expert tuition is given in st age secondary subjects, Harmony, Sicht Singing & Orchestra or and operatic dancing. Z " Night May Have Its Sadness." Opera Class. Special Training for Cinema or Film Artists. ••The Curtain" is a chatty little paper which sb.ould By COLLIEKNOXand IVORNOVELLO. Victoria Embankment. E C. 4_ be read by all interested in the theatre. It is published reI. ; Central 4459. H. SA)

Street, W~I, and 361 BII..,;to.1 i ccad, S.W. Phone: This is my own, my native land? " Prince of Wales 17th April, 1922. Brixton 1148. But however often he says it to himself or to the attendant, he cannot buy an ice or a chocolate in a theatre atter 9.30. EVERYONE INTERESTED IN THE THEATRE •• We must be free or die who speak the tongue SHOULD READ That Shakespeare spake." But when you listen in the theatre to the tongue Extracts from the Rules made by the Lord Chamberlain.-l.-The name of the actual H E C U R T A that Shakespeare spake you are not free to buy and responsible Manager of the Theatre must be printed on every playbill. 2.- The N an ice or a chocolate after 9.30. Public can leave the Theatre at the end of the .performance by all exit and entrance doors. T which must open outwards. 3.-'-Where there is a fireproof screen to the proscenium THREEPENCE MONTHLY. " Be thou chaste as ice, as pure as snow, than shalt not escape calumny." .• epening it must be lowered at least once during every performance to ensure its being All Specimen Copy will be sent on application to the Editor. And be thou as chaste as ice, thou canst not buy in proper working order. 4.-Smoking is permitted. in the auditorium. 5·- Iwentv-one Gallery. Adelphi, Strand, London. W.C. L. one iu the theatre after 9.30. gangways, passag-es and staircases must be kept free from chairs or any other obetrucrices, GEO. R. Snrs. whether permanent or temporary.

••• OPERA CLASSES MAY BE HIRED FROM THE THEATRE ATTENDANTS.