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ENTERTAINMENT Parents - Alumni - Fans 5 Music: Mudhoney Subscribe to 6 . Music: Metallica NEWS 7 Building Notre Dame C 0 astic CAMPUS LIFE 9 From Sorin to Malloy Notre Dame's Weekly Student Magazine SPORTS Follow the Fighting Irish 15 'It is Time to Play Ball' and keep up with calnpus events as 18 National Champions : 1924 Scholastic celebrates our 125th anniversary! DEPARTMENTS Your subscription includes our annual football review issue, published in February 1992. 2 Editor's Notes 3 Editorial· ~------~Please send years of Scholastic to: 4CampusWatch Name: ______12 Coming Distractions Address: ______19 an Other Campuses ,20 Behavior Modification City: ______State: __ ZIP code: ___ '21' Week In Distortion Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine for $25.00 x __ years = $__ 22 Glancing' Back Please send this form with payment to: Business Manager 24 Final Word Scholastic Magazine 303 LaFortune Student Center On The Cover: Clockwise fro"" upper left: Fr. Sorln, Fr. Moreau, Notre Dame, IN 46556 Fr. Hesburgh and Fr. Malloy. Artwork by Jeanne Naylor SEPTEMBER 12, 1991 E D ITO R 'S NOT E S EDITORIAL In This Issue Crime Hits SCHOLASTIC This week kicks off a year-long celebra As always, our weekly departments are NOTRE DAME'~ STUDENT MAGAZINE tion for our university's sesquicentennial. sure to keep you chuckling - find out Executive Editor Patricia Doyle details the which college campuses permit stadium Vol. 133, No.3 Home people responsible for this weekend's anni beer consumption! Mr. Manners would also September 12, 1991 versary eucharist and picnic, which marks like to make an appeal for decent mail. He N otreDame students have always joked about South Bend. The Disce Quasi Semper Victurus the official opening of the academic year. It has threatened the editorial board that he weather, the ethanol, the residents - all have been fair game Vive Quasi eras Moriturus promises to be a spectacular and historic won't submit a column next week if there is as Domers complain about the "South Bend-Mishawaka Regional event, one that is sure not to be missed. Other no good mail in his box! Area." Founded 1867 planned occasions are also highlighted, in South Bend, quite simply, is not a college town. Unlike cluding a long missed official homecoming Georgetown, Ann Arbor, Austin or elsewhere, the university EDITOR IN CHIEF Anything You'd Like to Ian Mitchell weekend. campus is not surrounded by welcoming shops and comfortable The frrst ceremony of the sesquicentennial Say? housing aimed at the affluent college student. MANAGING EDITOR year is the dedication of the Joan B. Kroc Notre Dame's campus is fairly isolated, set apart from the blue Mari Okuda Institute and the Hesburgh Center. These We always welcome suggestions, com collar city of South Bend. Notre Dame students take great pride in ments, criticisms, and even gossip. Let us EXECUTIVE EDITOR completed structures are one of many cam Lhe fact that we have our own post office - the university is Patricia Doyle pus additions. Scholastic's news staff re know what's going on, who's doing what or officially located in "Notre Dame, Indiana" - not South Bend. ports on the further expansion of Notre what you're enraged about. Our office is Contrary to the commercials, South Bend-Mishawaka has not NEWS EDITOR 303 La Fortune Center, open every weekday Kate Manuel Dame as it enters its 150th year - a far cry been" Alive with Pride" lately. Rather, it has been alive with crime. from the tiny log chapel of 1842. from 2-5 and the phone numberis239-7569. Within the last few months, Drive-by shootings, pipe bombings, SPORTS EDITOR Recovering from the euphoria of Notre Want to see your name in print? Join us! crack houses and brutal gang murders have all painted a picture of Jon Paul Potts Dame football's first season victory, Sports We encourage enthusiastic writers, photog a crime situation that's spiralling out of control. raphers and artists to lend us their talents. SPORTS ASSISTANT Assistant Jim Kuser then pondered the iden Recent incidents involving off-campus students and sports Jim Kuser tity of the man at the pep rally. NO's new Or, if you've got a personal concern you'd celebrities have only served to highlight the issues of crime and men's basketball coach, John MacLeod ral like the campus to know about, write a Final police conduct. More and more, the world beyond the Dome has ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR lied the Irish fans for Lou Holtz and now Word. It's your chance. to get your voice become a dangerous one. Elizabeth Graner reveals his hopes for his own team and why heard. Call us for deadline details and But students can't just stay on campus and congratulate DEPARTMENTS EDITOR he was meant for Notre Dame. specifics. Lhemselves. Crime doesn't stop when it hits the 46556 zip code. A Michael Owen In Entertainment, Jeff Jotz explains the crime problem in South Bend means, inevitably, a crime problem at "seminal" impact Mudhoney contributes to MariOkuda DEPARTMENTS ASSISTANT Notre Dame and Saint Mary' s. Criminals can walk those few blocks Kim Cenedella the music scene with their new cut, "Every Managing Editor as easily as students. Good Boy Deserves Fudge." In contrast to Cocooning on campus doesn't prevent trouble, it just delays it. Interested in being PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Jotz' progressive taste, reviewer Pete Concrete· steps need to be taken now to keep the situation under Paul Webb McGullicuddy gives a "heavy" recommen control. cOpy EDITOR dation for Metallica' s latest release. Neigborhood watches, increased police patrols, giving out more Scholostic·s Margaret Kenny information to students on crime and how to avoid it, meetings between off-campus students and police - these simple steps could SYSTEMS MANAGER Kevin Hardman help to reduce off-campus problems. On campus, the university's current efforts - to install more ADVERTISING MANAGER lighting, add emergency phones, educate students as to safe cartoonist? David Chmiel behavior, continue SafeWalk and increase the security force-must BUSINESS MANAGER be stepped up to meet the need. Scott Ecker South Bend is no longer ajoke, no longer funny. Crime has turned the city's shortcomings into serious problems. Submit three samples of your ~i GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER I Hiding on campus isn't the answer. Studies, committees and task Jeanne Naylor Ldler, 10 ScIrolllsllc.·1I\1ISI lie Iyptd iIitd incllUk 1M work to 303 LaFortune TUrillr's _,lIIIdress tmd plumen"in"". Unitllrsily sllldenis sIro"1d forces take too long: What is needed is cooperative, swift and ,I mcIlUklheirFlnsdrDolll1l4aJll4gl. F=ullymembnsmldlncllUk comprehensive action by student leaders, city residents, South Bend SdtDlizsti: is J1I'b1ishtd rJJU1dy lmo"glrollJ 1M sdrDol F ucepl dllring I1relrdeptzrlment. AUldllrslll1lSlllesignd. N_will IlewillWldllJlOn -by 5 p.m. tomorrow _lMIl1mtmd rxu:1ll1lm periDdsllllM UlfiwtsilyofNolrcDII1M,Notr, rtJifUSl in urlIIin InsIII1Ices. . politicians, university adminstrators and police officers on and off -I DII1M,IN,46S56tmdprlnledlll 'I'MPIIpm,lnc.,MUfarrl,IN46S42. 'I'M Scholizst/c rlSmll!S 1M right 1o rejed Idlers INzl /Ire ,"bscripilim rille is $2S.00tyur 11114 '.lddss,", lit, IlflIliWk III $1.25 I /ibe/owJ or ollsane by 1M Itnus of 1M United 511lJts. Sclrolizstic IIIso will campus. copy. The opinitms t!:tpf'tSSed in SrJrolizstk lit, l/us of 1M iJlUMrS 11114 edil for copyfiIling, grllllll/llUirill or spelling mar. tmd ScIrolilslic styl4. edilImll1l4dolllJI1IeU5SIltIIyreprttnll"'opinJorIsoflMlIIlIr,r:diIoIVl IleanisI of.,.ce, Scholilslic _IIIJI ,mid ~Ildlm reteiwl. Fornine months of the year, at least, Notre Dame students are not botd. Rqrod~/km NoIr, DIlmI, IN 46556 in ilNl4 or in ptzrl willrold TUrilIm ptnn/ssID1I is prohibiled. - Scholastic 2 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12, 1991 3 J -- - - - ~~-~~--. ------E D ITO R 'S NOT E S EDITORIAL In This Issue Crime Hits SCHOLASTIC This week kicks off a year-long celebra As always, our weekly departments are NOTRE DAME'~ STUDENT MAGAZINE tion for our university's sesquicentennial. sure to keep you chuckling - find out Executive Editor Patricia Doyle details the which college campuses permit stadium Vol. 133, No.3 Home people responsible for this weekend's anni beer consumption! Mr. Manners would also September 12, 1991 versary eucharist and picnic, which marks like to make an appeal for decent mail. He N otreDame students have always joked about South Bend. The Disce Quasi Semper Victurus the official opening of the academic year. It has threatened the editorial board that he weather, the ethanol, the residents - all have been fair game Vive Quasi eras Moriturus promises to be a spectacular and historic won't submit a column next week if there is as Domers complain about the "South Bend-Mishawaka Regional event, one that is sure not to be missed. Other no good mail in his box! Area." Founded 1867 planned occasions are also highlighted, in South Bend, quite simply, is not a college town. Unlike cluding a long missed official homecoming Georgetown, Ann Arbor, Austin or elsewhere, the university EDITOR IN CHIEF Anything You'd Like to Ian Mitchell weekend. campus is not surrounded by welcoming shops and comfortable The frrst ceremony of the sesquicentennial Say? housing aimed at the affluent college student. MANAGING EDITOR year is the dedication of the Joan B. Kroc Notre Dame's campus is fairly isolated, set apart from the blue Mari Okuda Institute and the Hesburgh Center. These We always welcome suggestions, com collar city of South Bend. Notre Dame students take great pride in ments, criticisms, and even gossip. Let us EXECUTIVE EDITOR completed structures are one of many cam Lhe fact that we have our own post office - the university is Patricia Doyle pus additions. Scholastic's news staff re know what's going on, who's doing what or officially located in "Notre Dame, Indiana" - not South Bend. ports on the further expansion of Notre what you're enraged about. Our office is Contrary to the commercials, South Bend-Mishawaka has not NEWS EDITOR 303 La Fortune Center, open every weekday Kate Manuel Dame as it enters its 150th year - a far cry been" Alive with Pride" lately. Rather, it has been alive with crime. from the tiny log chapel of 1842. from 2-5 and the phone numberis239-7569. Within the last few months, Drive-by shootings, pipe bombings, SPORTS EDITOR Recovering from the euphoria of Notre Want to see your name in print? Join us! crack houses and brutal gang murders have all painted a picture of Jon Paul Potts Dame football's first season victory, Sports We encourage enthusiastic writers, photog a crime situation that's spiralling out of control. raphers and artists to lend us their talents. SPORTS ASSISTANT Assistant Jim Kuser then pondered the iden Recent incidents involving off-campus students and sports Jim Kuser tity of the man at the pep rally. NO's new Or, if you've got a personal concern you'd celebrities have only served to highlight the issues of crime and men's basketball coach, John MacLeod ral like the campus to know about, write a Final police conduct. More and more, the world beyond the Dome has ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR lied the Irish fans for Lou Holtz and now Word. It's your chance. to get your voice become a dangerous one. Elizabeth Graner reveals his hopes for his own team and why heard. Call us for deadline details and But students can't just stay on campus and congratulate DEPARTMENTS EDITOR he was meant for Notre Dame. specifics. Lhemselves. Crime doesn't stop when it hits the 46556 zip code. A Michael Owen In Entertainment, Jeff Jotz explains the crime problem in South Bend means, inevitably, a crime problem at "seminal" impact Mudhoney contributes to MariOkuda DEPARTMENTS ASSISTANT Notre Dame and Saint Mary' s. Criminals can walk those few blocks Kim Cenedella the music scene with their new cut, "Every Managing Editor as easily as students. Good Boy Deserves Fudge." In contrast to Cocooning on campus doesn't prevent trouble, it just delays it. Interested in being PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Jotz' progressive taste, reviewer Pete Concrete· steps need to be taken now to keep the situation under Paul Webb McGullicuddy gives a "heavy" recommen control. cOpy EDITOR dation for Metallica' s latest release. Neigborhood watches, increased police patrols, giving out more Scholostic·s Margaret Kenny information to students on crime and how to avoid it, meetings between off-campus students and police - these simple steps could SYSTEMS MANAGER Kevin Hardman help to reduce off-campus problems. On campus, the university's current efforts - to install more ADVERTISING MANAGER lighting, add emergency phones, educate students as to safe cartoonist? David Chmiel behavior, continue SafeWalk and increase the security force-must BUSINESS MANAGER be stepped up to meet the need. Scott Ecker South Bend is no longer ajoke, no longer funny. Crime has turned the city's shortcomings into serious problems. Submit three samples of your ~i GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER I Hiding on campus isn't the answer. Studies, committees and task Jeanne Naylor Ldler, 10 ScIrolllsllc.·1I\1ISI lie Iyptd iIitd incllUk 1M work to 303 LaFortune TUrillr's _,lIIIdress tmd plumen"in"". Unitllrsily sllldenis sIro"1d forces take too long: What is needed is cooperative, swift and ,I mcIlUklheirFlnsdrDolll1l4aJll4gl. F=ullymembnsmldlncllUk comprehensive action by student leaders, city residents, South Bend SdtDlizsti: is J1I'b1ishtd rJJU1dy lmo"glrollJ 1M sdrDol F ucepl dllring I1relrdeptzrlment. AUldllrslll1lSlllesignd. N_will IlewillWldllJlOn -by 5 p.m. tomorrow _lMIl1mtmd rxu:1ll1lm periDdsllllM UlfiwtsilyofNolrcDII1M,Notr, rtJifUSl in urlIIin InsIII1Ices. . politicians, university adminstrators and police officers on and off -I DII1M,IN,46S56tmdprlnledlll 'I'MPIIpm,lnc.,MUfarrl,IN46S42. 'I'M Scholizst/c rlSmll!S 1M right 1o rejed Idlers INzl /Ire ,"bscripilim rille is $2S.00tyur 11114 '.lddss,", lit, IlflIliWk III $1.25 I /ibe/owJ or ollsane by 1M Itnus of 1M United 511lJts. Sclrolizstic IIIso will campus. copy. The opinitms t!:tpf'tSSed in SrJrolizstk lit, l/us of 1M iJlUMrS 11114 edil for copyfiIling, grllllll/llUirill or spelling mar. tmd ScIrolilslic styl4. edilImll1l4dolllJI1IeU5SIltIIyreprttnll"'opinJorIsoflMlIIlIr,r:diIoIVl IleanisI of.,.ce, Scholilslic _IIIJI ,mid ~Ildlm reteiwl. Fornine months of the year, at least, Notre Dame students are not botd. Rqrod~/km NoIr, DIlmI, IN 46556 in ilNl4 or in ptzrl willrold TUrilIm ptnn/ssID1I is prohibiled. - Scholastic 2 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12, 1991 3 J -- - - - ~~-~~--. ------NEWS COMMENTARY MUSIC Camgus Watch MUDHONEY . BY THE GIPPER GREAT, GREEN GOBS OF GOOD, GRUNGY, GUTSY ROCK AND ROLL

labels as being influenced by a "seminal" blatantly stupid lyrics in his trademark Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo punk or new wave band (which of course, is coarse, snotty voice, alternating between a the Sex Pistols, the only punk band RS ever grinding drone and a warbly buzz. Messrs. heard of). Now the reduced-calorie band Matt Lukin (bass), Steve Turner (guitar), wears bola ties, hair mousse and tours and Dan Peters (drums) all combine simple renovated ballrooms with whirlwinds such but fierce hooks with decidedly uncomplex as the Milltown Brothers. rhythms for a tasty musical Milk Bone. Bookstore Revenge This Was Not Classified Mudhoney has been classified as a "Something So Clear" relies on a distorted "seminal" band.' Many of us feisty rock cycle creates a mental image of a mortal rock Finale a Good Idea Information critics cite Mudhoney as the band which band thrown in a food processor and pureed The Gipper is pleased to announce the One caller this week asked the Gipp about brought the legendary grunge sound of to perfection. "Shoot the Moon" is a frantic, winner of the "The Bookstore Took My the identity of the "lizard king" who keeps Seattle into the living rooms of America. fuzzed torrent of dreamy voc8Is .. and Money and Now I'm Mad, Really, Really, showing up in that other publication's Now you high-octane hipsters out there may dastardly guitars. Like "Check Out Time," .Mad" contest. Of the two leading candidates classified personal column. The Gipp is say that pre-Mud bands like Mother Love "Don't Fade IV" also displays the Stooges' Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge Is the Bqne, Green River and Soundgarden were me~tioned last week, Senior PLS major toying with the idea of printing. a guide to new one from Mudhoney stamp, and the reworked version of ,'Thorn" Gina Bacigalupi came out on top: she spent more seminal than Mudhoney in defining has been much improved from its humble understanding and decoding the personals, by JeffJotz $363.20 on 32 books (as mentioned last but has thus far thought better of the idea. the rebirth of Motor City Madness in the release as a single B-side last year. week, 16 of those were sold as "used"). As One thing any newspaper reader must know One of the wotds that we music writers great Pacific Northwest, but for the sake of Mudhoney played last Friday with the of this writing, however, the only award the is that the paper's staffers get free classified seem to take pleasure in writing is clarity, we'll call Mudhoney "seminal" for Poster Children to a packed house at the "seminal." Not related to male germination Gipp has to bestow on Ms. Bacigalupi is Ute ads; any long-running or large ads are now. Besides, how many of you really care Cabaret Metro in Chicago, and their usually or any tribe of Florida Indians, is great honor of seeing her name in print and usually by employees either goofing off or seminal who came first? frenetic combination of grunge and garage the undying fame which results. (The Gipp filling space. While the Gipp misses AG's usually used in music articles to describe Mudhoney's long-awaited new album, left the long-haired crowd in an air guitar toyed with the idea of awarding a bookstore daily greeting since her graduation,he is how a band has had a major impact on a Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge, roars out type mood. Instmments were smashed, gifi certificate, but quickly thought better of sure the lizard king is an adequate substitute. specific genre o~ subgroup of music; i.e. of the Columbia River Basin with an attack clothes were ripped off and bodies, beer and the idea.) The unnamed engineering student The Gipper hastens to explain thin the only they define or have originated a certain of fuzz, fuzz and fuzz. Launching intO a bouncers flew through the crowd. Simply musical style, be it in classical, jazz, rock with the 64-dollar book who came in second reason he picks up the other publication is pounding instrumental ("Generation put, it was magnificent. and roll, etc. . For example, the bell will simply have to labor on in anonymity. for' the crossword puzzle, which he Genocide") and ending in an organ-melted To sum it all up, Every Good Boy .~I bottomed, feathered-haired writers of the groove ("Check-Out Time") slightly However, as with Miss America, if for any generally completes iri under seven minutes. Deserves Fudge isn't a seminal album. It's seventies loved to call Yes a "seminal" band reason Ms. Bacigalupi becomes unable to Since only 500 Michigan football tickets are In pen, he might add. reminiscent of Ute Stooges' ''We Will Fall," truly an awe-inspiring LP but not seminal.· discharge the duties of her office, the fIrst available, the Gipp is pleased that in the once-mighty world of progressive EGBDF captures the complete Mudhoney. However, Mudhoney is a seminal band, and runner-up will take the crown. alternative entertainment for the weekend rock. They became a major influence on Generally sPeaking, EGBDF (remember from the looks ofthings, the seeds that they has been arranged. Howard Helmer many bands of yesteryear, bands like the guitar lessons as a youngster ... see the have planted are taking root across. the promises to teach students how to make their Rossington-Collins B_and and UFO. connection?) is a rougher, rawer Mudhoney, country as some good, grungy, gutsy rock Question of the Week own omelette. Better hurry to register When punk spiked its way into the closer in style to 1988's Superjuzz BigmujJ and roll. 0 though; to quote the poster: "Open to Tips for the Gipp? consciousn~ss of music writers, feathered E.P. than their last self-titled LP. Besides the All right, so Father Malloy's nickname is students on Notre Dame board plan only - The Gipper has heard a lot of rumors lately, hair was traded in for colored hair, and the Stooges' comparison, the end guitar riff for Jeff Jotz is back, and as oftoday, he is still "Monk." What's his middle name? student I.D. required. Registration fIrst and knows more than he tells ---'" but he'd like word "seminal punk band" has been floating Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl" commences the immature Music Director ofWVFI. He Everything the Gipper has seen identifies come, fIrst-serve basis -limit of 200 people to hear more. If you have news or around the music writers' cosmos ever since the tune "Broken Hands," and "Fuzzgun hopes that like last year, many alert readers the prez as "Father Edward A. 'Monk' each day." The sessions are held at 10:00 information for the Gipp, leave a message: like some cosmic plague. Rolling Stone '91" is defmitely a garage-borne product of will accuse him of being "pathetically self Malloy." What's the "A" stand for? If you a.m. "sharp," and the Gipp is just sure that call 239-7569 any time, stop by the writers, in their video-soaked universe of hanging out with England's own R & B serving." know, call the Gipp at 239-7569. Note to four hundred ND students will be getting up Scholastic office between two and five, paparazzi 'and Lodensms, love to describe punker, Billy Childish of Thee Headcoats. It dedicated CampusWatchers: don't bug at that hour on Saturday and Sunday for a Monday - Friday, or write him at 303 any lite 'n' bubbly "alternative" band is definitely obvious in EGBDF that Monk about this; that's too easy. lecture on egg preparation. Really. LaFortune. 0 coming off the presses of the major record Mudhoney Singer Mark Arm belts forth 4 SCHOLASTIC SEPI'EMBER 12,1991 5 NEWS COMMENTARY MUSIC Camgus Watch MUDHONEY . BY THE GIPPER GREAT, GREEN GOBS OF GOOD, GRUNGY, GUTSY ROCK AND ROLL

another fish swimming in an endless sea of confusion and dismay of one faithful A ne hundred and fifty years ago, the good equipment, the building was becoming obsolete. pop-oriented-glamour-metal bands, but listener. Although "Don't Tread On Me" is \...IHoly Cross brothers constructed the constructed as a temporary structure about The primary focus of the summer move instead has made each song on Metallica musically commendable, its lyrics are the first building on the Notre Dame campus fifty years ago," he said, "Actually, the into the new facility was the relocation of the unique in its own right. Rock, if anything, one weak link on Metallica. the Old College. Its bricks were of clay dug building, I believe, was left over from the laboratory's five wind tunnels. The two has helped to put more punch and precision The album's only ballad, entitled from the bottom of St. Mary's Lake, and it building that was erected during the second subsonic wind tunnels and three supersonic into Metallica's sound. "Nothing Else Matters;" is about as close was built without be,nefit of the heavy-duty, World War. The department actually tunncls range from 15 to 25 feet in lerigth and The album's opening cut, "Enter as Metallica ever has and, most likely, ever diesel-powered cranes and trucks now moved their equipment into the building in weigh up to 20,000 pounds each. The move Sandman," is a heavily distorted, thrusting will get to recording a love song. "Nothing found at the many construction sites on 1947." even allowed for slight modifications to the bedtime song that translates the nighttime Else Matters" includes a crisp, intuitive campus. According to Batill, an addition was made wind tunnels, the renovation of a 56-foot fears of every child into a nightmare of acoustic guitar line and believable lyrics Once again __ or perhaps continuously, to the building in 1964, and it has suffered long atmospheric tunnel a~d ,_ the mammoth proportions. "Sandman," with that are a far cry from those usually as it seems to the upperclassmen, who have since then "from many of the problems of a construction' of an anechoic facility - a the potent vocals of Hatfield and the eerie produced by heavy bands taking a stab at returned each, fall to new buildings and building that was 50 years old and chamber free of.echoes in which acoustic moans of guitar virtuoso Hammet, brings.to sensitivity. Even on this, the most subdued renovations - Notre Dame is "under constructed as a temporary structure and intcnsity can be measured. lVIetalllca's Metalllca Is their .. mind easily forgotten childhood anxieties. tune on Metallica, however, the listener is construction. " built out of wood and asbestos." He also said Thomas J.' Mueller, the chairman of . newest release From thereon in, Metallica takes you "off to still reminded by Hammet's echoing riffs, The· campus' newest addition is the the old facility did not allow its users to'do aerospace and mechanical engineering, said never never land" on a trip through power tucked away deep within the song, that Hessert Center for,Aerospace Research, a some of the things they needed to do and was that there was a need for the' project. ust when you thought Metallica metal heaven. "Sad but True," a grinding Metallica is a metal band at heart. former power plant building just north of J couldn't possibly get any angrier, the death march and "Holier than Thou," a Have no fear speed metal fans, for along Ave Maria Press. The structure that is now reigning lords of metal are back to prove you comment on religious hypocrisy, pick up with the songs mentioned above, Metallica the Hessert center was renovated early this wrong. With their self-titled fifth album, where the "Sandman" left off, in the offers a feast of fast paced, high strung, summer and occupied in July. A $1.6 this explosive quartet shows that it can still traditional. Metallica style. The ferocious tracks, complete with million gift from Thomas J. Hessert, a thrash and grind with the best of them while synchronization of Jason Newstead's bass, maddening guitar solos and menacing bass member of the pniversity's engineering pulling no punches. From the thunderous lines with the speeding riffs of Hammet and lines. At high volumes, songs like "Of advisory council" allowed the Aerospace drums of Lars Ulrich and the crystal clear Hatfield and the resulting "chug-chugga Wolf and Man" and ''Through the Never" Engineering Laboratory to move from its . picking· of Kirk Hammetat the opening of chug" effect that made the band famous,' is storm through the .stereo like a hungry former home in the Aerospace Engineering "Enter .Sandman" to the final teeth-grinding ubiquitous in these songs and throughout the beast unleashed, rounding out Metallica's Building. riffs of "The Struggle Within," Metallica, album. finest work to date. The old AeroSpaceEngineering Building, with few exceptions, is musically tight, . "Wherever I May Roam,", a blues If you claim that you don't like which was demolished over the summer, lyrically convincing and masterfully oriented metal song (is it possible ?) arid Metallica, either because they're too heavy was located. next to. the baseball field and engineered. "The Unforgiven;" an unforgettable anthem for your refined ears or because of their bad was supposedly 'a'· temporary building Metallica, unlike any of the band's of self-examination, come next, allowing boy image, r urge you to pick up a copy of constructed during World War II. Stephen previous releases, has more of a mainstream the listener to take a breather from the faster Metallica today, tum it up loud, and enjoy M. Batill, ~m associate professor of rock structure to it, in contrast to 1986's paced songs that open Metallica. I was the work of one of contemporary music's aerospace and mechanical engineering, said Master ofPuppets and 1988 's ... AndJustice surprised when I examined the lyrics of the ,most important bands. 0 there was adefinite need for the new facility' for All ,which are closer to concept albums. next song, "Don't Tread on Me." Could this and added; "The aerospace and mechanical This is perhaps due to the choice of Bob really be a pro-war song coming from a by Peter McGillicuddy engineering departments have had a degree Rock (Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet) as a Metallica? After vehemently opposing war program for over fifty years now and it's one joint producer along with Ulrich and lead in songs like One, from ... And Justice for of those better recognized programs in the Nick Spangler singer James Hatfield. The addition of Rock All, it seems that MetaUica is practicing United States. The Hessert Center for Aerospace Research is "going to be, If not the best, one of . by no means has made Metallica into hypocrisy in broad daylight, much to the "While the facility that used to be over on the two best laboratories of Its kind around the country," according to Thomas J. Juniper Road actually housed some very Mueller, chairman of aerospace and mechanical engineering. 6 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12,1991 7

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Metalllea: BUILDING NOTRE DAME Constuction over the summer once again offers The New Self-Titled Release new sights for students returning to campus. From the Legendary Angry-men by Scholastic News Staff another fish swimming in an endless sea of confusion and dismay of one faithful A ne hundred and fifty years ago, the good equipment, the building was becoming obsolete. pop-oriented-glamour-metal bands, but listener. Although "Don't Tread On Me" is \...IHoly Cross brothers constructed the constructed as a temporary structure about The primary focus of the summer move instead has made each song on Metallica musically commendable, its lyrics are the first building on the Notre Dame campus fifty years ago," he said, "Actually, the into the new facility was the relocation of the unique in its own right. Rock, if anything, one weak link on Metallica. the Old College. Its bricks were of clay dug building, I believe, was left over from the laboratory's five wind tunnels. The two has helped to put more punch and precision The album's only ballad, entitled from the bottom of St. Mary's Lake, and it building that was erected during the second subsonic wind tunnels and three supersonic into Metallica's sound. "Nothing Else Matters;" is about as close was built without be,nefit of the heavy-duty, World War. The department actually tunncls range from 15 to 25 feet in lerigth and The album's opening cut, "Enter as Metallica ever has and, most likely, ever diesel-powered cranes and trucks now moved their equipment into the building in weigh up to 20,000 pounds each. The move Sandman," is a heavily distorted, thrusting will get to recording a love song. "Nothing found at the many construction sites on 1947." even allowed for slight modifications to the bedtime song that translates the nighttime Else Matters" includes a crisp, intuitive campus. According to Batill, an addition was made wind tunnels, the renovation of a 56-foot fears of every child into a nightmare of acoustic guitar line and believable lyrics Once again __ or perhaps continuously, to the building in 1964, and it has suffered long atmospheric tunnel a~d ,_ the mammoth proportions. "Sandman," with that are a far cry from those usually as it seems to the upperclassmen, who have since then "from many of the problems of a construction' of an anechoic facility - a the potent vocals of Hatfield and the eerie produced by heavy bands taking a stab at returned each, fall to new buildings and building that was 50 years old and chamber free of.echoes in which acoustic moans of guitar virtuoso Hammet, brings.to sensitivity. Even on this, the most subdued renovations - Notre Dame is "under constructed as a temporary structure and intcnsity can be measured. lVIetalllca's Metalllca Is their .. mind easily forgotten childhood anxieties. tune on Metallica, however, the listener is construction. " built out of wood and asbestos." He also said Thomas J.' Mueller, the chairman of . newest release From thereon in, Metallica takes you "off to still reminded by Hammet's echoing riffs, The· campus' newest addition is the the old facility did not allow its users to'do aerospace and mechanical engineering, said never never land" on a trip through power tucked away deep within the song, that Hessert Center for,Aerospace Research, a some of the things they needed to do and was that there was a need for the' project. ust when you thought Metallica metal heaven. "Sad but True," a grinding Metallica is a metal band at heart. former power plant building just north of J couldn't possibly get any angrier, the death march and "Holier than Thou," a Have no fear speed metal fans, for along Ave Maria Press. The structure that is now reigning lords of metal are back to prove you comment on religious hypocrisy, pick up with the songs mentioned above, Metallica the Hessert center was renovated early this wrong. With their self-titled fifth album, where the "Sandman" left off, in the offers a feast of fast paced, high strung, summer and occupied in July. A $1.6 this explosive quartet shows that it can still traditional. Metallica style. The ferocious tracks, complete with million gift from Thomas J. Hessert, a thrash and grind with the best of them while synchronization of Jason Newstead's bass, maddening guitar solos and menacing bass member of the pniversity's engineering pulling no punches. From the thunderous lines with the speeding riffs of Hammet and lines. At high volumes, songs like "Of advisory council" allowed the Aerospace drums of Lars Ulrich and the crystal clear Hatfield and the resulting "chug-chugga Wolf and Man" and ''Through the Never" Engineering Laboratory to move from its . picking· of Kirk Hammetat the opening of chug" effect that made the band famous,' is storm through the .stereo like a hungry former home in the Aerospace Engineering "Enter .Sandman" to the final teeth-grinding ubiquitous in these songs and throughout the beast unleashed, rounding out Metallica's Building. riffs of "The Struggle Within," Metallica, album. finest work to date. The old AeroSpaceEngineering Building, with few exceptions, is musically tight, . "Wherever I May Roam,", a blues If you claim that you don't like which was demolished over the summer, lyrically convincing and masterfully oriented metal song (is it possible ?) arid Metallica, either because they're too heavy was located. next to. the baseball field and engineered. "The Unforgiven;" an unforgettable anthem for your refined ears or because of their bad was supposedly 'a'· temporary building Metallica, unlike any of the band's of self-examination, come next, allowing boy image, r urge you to pick up a copy of constructed during World War II. Stephen previous releases, has more of a mainstream the listener to take a breather from the faster Metallica today, tum it up loud, and enjoy M. Batill, ~m associate professor of rock structure to it, in contrast to 1986's paced songs that open Metallica. I was the work of one of contemporary music's aerospace and mechanical engineering, said Master ofPuppets and 1988 's ... AndJustice surprised when I examined the lyrics of the ,most important bands. 0 there was adefinite need for the new facility' for All ,which are closer to concept albums. next song, "Don't Tread on Me." Could this and added; "The aerospace and mechanical This is perhaps due to the choice of Bob really be a pro-war song coming from a by Peter McGillicuddy engineering departments have had a degree Rock (Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet) as a Metallica? After vehemently opposing war program for over fifty years now and it's one joint producer along with Ulrich and lead in songs like One, from ... And Justice for of those better recognized programs in the Nick Spangler singer James Hatfield. The addition of Rock All, it seems that MetaUica is practicing United States. The Hessert Center for Aerospace Research is "going to be, If not the best, one of . by no means has made Metallica into hypocrisy in broad daylight, much to the "While the facility that used to be over on the two best laboratories of Its kind around the country," according to Thomas J. Juniper Road actually housed some very Mueller, chairman of aerospace and mechanical engineering. 6 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12,1991 7

--.-~-- , - ---.-~-- CAMPUS LIFE Although the actual construction did not university libraries) had been saying for ~ee us play. We beat those teams (including

! I', occur until this summer, proposals for the some time that new library elevators were LSU, the numberone team in the nation) and project have been around since 1978, when necessary, and somehow the administration the students don't even know about it," Fitzpatrick Hall of Engineering was was able to squeeze some money out of their Murphy said. constructed. budget." "If we brought the sport on campus, 1think "This is going to be, if not the best, one of The Fort Wayne branch of the they'd have a better chance of getting behind From Sorin to the two best laboratories of its kind around Montgomery Elevator Co. began work on our program, and we'd get a great following. the country. This one, because it's brand May 22. Each of the four elevators installed: Covalesky Stadium is a $12 million facility new and has unique facilities," he said, "I will cost approximately $100,000, and it's beautiful, but it's not ours, and it's think it's the best one you'll find in any according to Moorman. downtown. Students don't want to go university in the country." The new elevators will meet current downtown, so we've got the approval to Malloy: As for the site of the former Aerospace standards for code, technology and user build a stadium on campus," he added. The I Engineering Building, Don Dedrick, expectations, as well as enhanced baseball team presently plays at both I director of the physical plant, said that it will accessibility for the handicapped. Moorman Covalesky Stadium and on Jake Klein Field. I be turned into additional parking spaces. said the elevators are controlled by a The stadium will be part of a general •I A second campus construction project is microprocessor that will dispatch cars to and redevelopment of the university's Notre Dame celebrates its sesquicentennial less noticeable from the street. Since there from a floor depending upon the needs of intramural and intercollegiate playing fields are no bulldozers, cranes or mounds of dirt that floor. They also have twice the carrying and will feature a lighted, grass playing field outside, the change becomes apparent only capacity and will cut the time between stops with 1,500 permanent and 1,500 temporary when one goes to use the elevators in the from 44 seconds per stop to 28 seconds. scats. $1 million for the stadium's library. John Moorman, the manager of Blackstead said that, even during construction come from Franklin E. Eck, a special projects for the physical plant, said renovations, two elevators have always been Notre Dame alumnus and chairman, that the library was thirty years old and its available for use by library patrons. "Just as president and chief executive officer of ~levators needed to be upgraded in order to the Montgomery Elevator Company Advanced Drainage Systems of Columbus, keep up with current codes for capacity and promised, the two new elevators do as good, Ohio. Eck also underwrote construction of By Patricia Doyle include academic speed. . . if not a smidgen better, than the four old the Eck Tennis Pavillion, an indoor symposiums in Katharina Blackstead, the library ones, she said. "And the people on the recreational tennis facility. W hen Fr. EdwardF. Sorin founded the colleges and de advancement officer, had a simpler thirteenth floor are smiling." All of the construction on campus ties into University of Notre Dame in 1842, partments, student neither he nor anyone else, would know how explanation: "the old elevators were barely . All four new elevators should be installed the Notre Dame sesquicentennial, in fact the activities, and far the university would come how long it making it; they were getting things like by mid-to late September,Moorman said. first sesquicentennial event wiil be the or meetings .such as would last. This year, thanks to Fr.Sorin "bless you" from the people on the thirteenth The campus also benefitted from road September 13-14 dedication of the new the Indiana Col and .the other leaders that followed him, floor." She added, "Bob Miller (director of improvements over the summer: Juniper Theodore M. Hesburgh Center for lege English Asso Road between Edison and Dorr Roads was Internalional Studies. The Hesburgh Center, Notre Dame is celebrating its sesquicenten ciation meeting closed from April 20 to mid-August to which was also completed this past summer, nial anniversary. which are not al- . permit completion of the Juniper Road houses both the Joan B. Kroc Institute for Long before most people were thinking ways held here. Safety Project, which was begun the International Peace Studies and the Helen about the sesquicentennial, the provost The key words asked Dr. Roger Schmitz, vice president and previous summer.with work between Dorr Kellogg Institute for International Studies. that have been assistant provost of the university to head and Douglas Roads. Sidewalks were added, Father Theodore. Hesburgh, Notre adopted to charac the Sesquicentennial Committee. lighting and pedestrian crossings were Dame's president emeritus, and Kroc, the terize the univer- . "Most of the work has been carried out by improved,andJ:uniper Road itself was widow of Ray A. Kroc - founder of the sity, its history, its a steering cOinmitee which is a subgroup of resurfaced. McDonald's fast food 'chain, whose $12 present and its fu that committee," said Schmitz, who also ture are inquiry, The temporary closing ofDorr Road also million gifts to the university made possible chairs the steering committee, which has allowed for the installation of a waterline to both the peace studies program and the belief, and com planned most of the events which will be the DeBartolo Classroom Facility, a new Hesburgh Center - will take part in the munity. Inquiry "quad" located between the football stadium dedication. occuring over the next 14 months relates to the aca and the post office. The DeBartolo Quad has One hundred and fifty years after they set The SesqUicentennial year starts with the demic nature of been under construction for some time and is the whole process in motion, Notre Dame's dedication of the Joan B. Kroc Institute for the university; be not yet completed. founders would have a hard time Peace Studies and the Hesburgh Center for lief to what the International StudieS as well as the formal If the DeBartolo Quad is a construction recognizing their -original mUd-brick school stands for opening of the school year and will conclude project not yet completed, the Frank E. Eck building amidst all the construction that has religiously and next October with the dedication of the Stadium is a construction project not. yet -and still is-going on. Yet, those who are community to the Edward J. DeBartolo classroom building, begun. Yet, Patrick T. Murphy, Notre here now, undoubtedly would be surprised, . sense of family Sesquicentennial symposium and academic Dame's head baseball coach, is very much returning in a hundred and fifty years, at all fostered through looking forward to its completion. convocation. out the history of Nick Spangler of the new buildings which had been "We've been a top-20 team for the last "In between there are a large number of the university. Il...... The Hesburgh Center for Internal constructed. Notre Dame's continuous events of all types - academic, social, ath Five topics have Studies will be dedicated on September three years, and our students don't even growth and construction has been a sign of letic," explained Schmitz. These events 13 and 14. know that or have an opportunity to come also been posed by -, its vitality throughout the years. 0 8 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12,1991 9 CAMPUS LIFE Although the actual construction did not university libraries) had been saying for ~ee us play. We beat those teams (including

! I', occur until this summer, proposals for the some time that new library elevators were LSU, the numberone team in the nation) and project have been around since 1978, when necessary, and somehow the administration the students don't even know about it," Fitzpatrick Hall of Engineering was was able to squeeze some money out of their Murphy said. constructed. budget." "If we brought the sport on campus, 1think "This is going to be, if not the best, one of The Fort Wayne branch of the they'd have a better chance of getting behind From Sorin to the two best laboratories of its kind around Montgomery Elevator Co. began work on our program, and we'd get a great following. the country. This one, because it's brand May 22. Each of the four elevators installed: Covalesky Stadium is a $12 million facility new and has unique facilities," he said, "I will cost approximately $100,000, and it's beautiful, but it's not ours, and it's think it's the best one you'll find in any according to Moorman. downtown. Students don't want to go university in the country." The new elevators will meet current downtown, so we've got the approval to Malloy: As for the site of the former Aerospace standards for code, technology and user build a stadium on campus," he added. The I Engineering Building, Don Dedrick, expectations, as well as enhanced baseball team presently plays at both I director of the physical plant, said that it will accessibility for the handicapped. Moorman Covalesky Stadium and on Jake Klein Field. I be turned into additional parking spaces. said the elevators are controlled by a The stadium will be part of a general •I A second campus construction project is microprocessor that will dispatch cars to and redevelopment of the university's Notre Dame celebrates its sesquicentennial less noticeable from the street. Since there from a floor depending upon the needs of intramural and intercollegiate playing fields are no bulldozers, cranes or mounds of dirt that floor. They also have twice the carrying and will feature a lighted, grass playing field outside, the change becomes apparent only capacity and will cut the time between stops with 1,500 permanent and 1,500 temporary when one goes to use the elevators in the from 44 seconds per stop to 28 seconds. scats. $1 million for the stadium's library. John Moorman, the manager of Blackstead said that, even during construction come from Franklin E. Eck, a special projects for the physical plant, said renovations, two elevators have always been Notre Dame alumnus and chairman, that the library was thirty years old and its available for use by library patrons. "Just as president and chief executive officer of ~levators needed to be upgraded in order to the Montgomery Elevator Company Advanced Drainage Systems of Columbus, keep up with current codes for capacity and promised, the two new elevators do as good, Ohio. Eck also underwrote construction of By Patricia Doyle include academic speed. . . if not a smidgen better, than the four old the Eck Tennis Pavillion, an indoor symposiums in Katharina Blackstead, the library ones, she said. "And the people on the recreational tennis facility. W hen Fr. EdwardF. Sorin founded the colleges and de advancement officer, had a simpler thirteenth floor are smiling." All of the construction on campus ties into University of Notre Dame in 1842, partments, student neither he nor anyone else, would know how explanation: "the old elevators were barely . All four new elevators should be installed the Notre Dame sesquicentennial, in fact the activities, and far the university would come how long it making it; they were getting things like by mid-to late September,Moorman said. first sesquicentennial event wiil be the or meetings .such as would last. This year, thanks to Fr.Sorin "bless you" from the people on the thirteenth The campus also benefitted from road September 13-14 dedication of the new the Indiana Col and .the other leaders that followed him, floor." She added, "Bob Miller (director of improvements over the summer: Juniper Theodore M. Hesburgh Center for lege English Asso Road between Edison and Dorr Roads was Internalional Studies. The Hesburgh Center, Notre Dame is celebrating its sesquicenten ciation meeting closed from April 20 to mid-August to which was also completed this past summer, nial anniversary. which are not al- . permit completion of the Juniper Road houses both the Joan B. Kroc Institute for Long before most people were thinking ways held here. Safety Project, which was begun the International Peace Studies and the Helen about the sesquicentennial, the provost The key words asked Dr. Roger Schmitz, vice president and previous summer.with work between Dorr Kellogg Institute for International Studies. that have been assistant provost of the university to head and Douglas Roads. Sidewalks were added, Father Theodore. Hesburgh, Notre adopted to charac the Sesquicentennial Committee. lighting and pedestrian crossings were Dame's president emeritus, and Kroc, the terize the univer- . "Most of the work has been carried out by improved,andJ:uniper Road itself was widow of Ray A. Kroc - founder of the sity, its history, its a steering cOinmitee which is a subgroup of resurfaced. McDonald's fast food 'chain, whose $12 present and its fu that committee," said Schmitz, who also ture are inquiry, The temporary closing ofDorr Road also million gifts to the university made possible chairs the steering committee, which has allowed for the installation of a waterline to both the peace studies program and the belief, and com planned most of the events which will be the DeBartolo Classroom Facility, a new Hesburgh Center - will take part in the munity. Inquiry "quad" located between the football stadium dedication. occuring over the next 14 months relates to the aca and the post office. The DeBartolo Quad has One hundred and fifty years after they set The SesqUicentennial year starts with the demic nature of been under construction for some time and is the whole process in motion, Notre Dame's dedication of the Joan B. Kroc Institute for the university; be not yet completed. founders would have a hard time Peace Studies and the Hesburgh Center for lief to what the International StudieS as well as the formal If the DeBartolo Quad is a construction recognizing their -original mUd-brick school stands for opening of the school year and will conclude project not yet completed, the Frank E. Eck building amidst all the construction that has religiously and next October with the dedication of the Stadium is a construction project not. yet -and still is-going on. Yet, those who are community to the Edward J. DeBartolo classroom building, begun. Yet, Patrick T. Murphy, Notre here now, undoubtedly would be surprised, . sense of family Sesquicentennial symposium and academic Dame's head baseball coach, is very much returning in a hundred and fifty years, at all fostered through looking forward to its completion. convocation. out the history of Nick Spangler of the new buildings which had been "We've been a top-20 team for the last "In between there are a large number of the university. Il...... The Hesburgh Center for Internal constructed. Notre Dame's continuous events of all types - academic, social, ath Five topics have Studies will be dedicated on September three years, and our students don't even growth and construction has been a sign of letic," explained Schmitz. These events 13 and 14. know that or have an opportunity to come also been posed by -, its vitality throughout the years. 0 8 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 12,1991 9 dollar each or six for fIve dollars. They will cheerleaders will ride. Since so many Dame. "The winners should be dedicated, Malloy to be examined during the sesqui be sold by dorm representatives, at the alumni should be in town for this weekend, determined, motivated. They should be lead centennial: Notre Dame and the under LaFortune information desk and at Senior there will be banners by decade so that the ers, not necessarily presidents of groups ... standing of its past, Notre Dame and Catho Bar. Prizes include two Purdue football alumni can participate in the parade as well. but people who have that drive and determi lic education in the United States, Notre tickets, two footballs autographed by the The parade should last one to one and one nation, that's what we're looking for. We Dame and the life of the mind, Notre Dame coaches, and dinners at local restaurants half hours depending on how many groups want the caring person, the person who is and the creative imagination, and Notre such as Francesco's and Spaghetti Works. participate. Notre Dame," stated Pamenter. The winners Dame and the social and ethical issues of an Homecoming events will begin Thursday, The pep rally for the Navy game will take will be voted on by the student body, ques interdependent and technological world. October 31, on Halloween. ''This is right place at 7 p.m. in the football stadium. "It's tioned by a faculty panel and then voted on by Schmitz said he was concerned with after fall break, so we think a lot of people different, and that's why [we're having the the student body again. The winners will at making the year diverse and not focusing on should be able to get involved with the pep rally in the stadium]. Sesquicenntenial the pep rally along with the winners of the one single subject so that everyone could events,"said Pamenter. For students under Homecoming weekend is supposed to be floats. fmd something they like about the year long 21, a Halloween dance will take place from something different to celebrate 150 years Saturday, prior to the game, there will be celebration. Doug Hemphill, former Army 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Thursday night in ... We're expecting parents back because bands on the quad provided by Student commander of Notre Dame ROTC, is the Stepan Center with a live band. The inside it's parents weekend, alums because it's Government. Active members of the past executive director of Sesquicentennial Year of Stepan will be decorated along the Hal- such a big event, students, and a direct football teams who are Monogram Winners and will be working with Schmitz through - loween theme. It will be a costume party invitation will go out to the community to have been invited to a luncheon and will be

out the year to see things through, deal with which is different than SYRs at which stu join us," said Pamenter. 0 signing autographs prior to the game. The new developments and follow through on dents cannot wear costumes. Lou Holtz will speak at the pep rally with football players who return will be incorpo events and programs. "We defInitely want to encourage people some of the football players. The featured rated into the halftime show. After the game, "Our intention in laying it [the Sesqui to come up with the most creative cos- guest speaker at the pep rally will be Rocky student government will feature their annual

centennial year] all out was that the opening o tumes," said 0 Pamenter Prizes will be Blier, a Notre Dame football player from dessert reception in South Dining Hall. and closing events would be big. Both of awarded for the most creative costumes and 1965-67, captain in 1967, former NFL ''We've done all of the planning, it's up to them surround a dedication of a new build Senior Stephanie Ferry, Homecoming Chairperson, discussed plans with Katie door prizes will be given out as well. In player, and member of the Superbowl the students now to make this weekend spec Pamenter last spring for the weekend of November 1-2. ing ,., Both events make big statements addition to this, the Senior Formal Commit Champion Pittsburgh Steelers. The Notre tacular and to make it what it can be," said about the university - what it is about and tee always holds an event at Senior Bar and Dame Porn Pons and Cheerleaders will Pamenter. where it is going," Schmitz said. correspondences between the two men about activity. "Eating is all part of a celebra the Sesquicentennial Committee will be perform together to music. Second semester, Sesquicenntenial stu This weekend is the official opening of the establishment and founding of Notre tion-both around the eucharistic table and working with them on this event. The event Also featured at the pep rally will be Miss dent week will take place from March 16-20. the 150th school year. This will take place Dame. Fr. SteveGibson,C.S.C.,PetePran something we could do as a university at Stepan Center will be very short, a "let's and Mr. Notre Dame, similar to a home This will include Tuesday, March 17, St. in conjunction with the formal opening of ika,andSusan Wood helped put together this community such as a picnic," said Rocca. get your evening started type of event," coming king and queen. All the dorms and Patrick's Day. "We're working to bring back the school year mass on Sunday, September audiovisual presentation featuring the The picnic dinner will follow mass east of according to Pam enter. campus organizations have been invited to some-special guests for St. Patrick's Day," 15. This mass was planned as part of the voices of Fr. Andre Leveille, rector of Cava the J ACC and Cartier Field. Live entertain The Homecoming parade will take place nominate a candidate. The criteria is that said Pam enter mysteriously. opening day events by a committee headed naugh Hall, and Fr. Gene Gorski, rector of S t. ment, games of chance and a concert by onFriday,Novemberl,at4p.m. Theparade the person embody the spirit of Notre (continued on page 14)

by Fr. Richard Warner. Edward's Hall. Clutch will accompany the picnic. The o will step off from Goodwill Plaza at the The mass will take place at 5 p.m. in the The faculty and many student leaders have event will conclude with a fifteen-minute comer of Howard and Eddy streets. The south dome of the Joyce Athletic and Con been invited to process in together. Several fIrework presentation. parade route runs down Notre Dame Avenue vocation Center. Fr. Edward "Monk" Mal families from the university community In order to promote the mass and festivi to Dorr Road which passes by the stadium. loy, president of the university, will be the have been invited, with their children, to ties on Sunday, Sacred Heart and most ofthe The theme for the ,whole weekend is "Spir celebrant. bring up the gifts at mass. A musical piece dorms have cancelled their masses. The its." All the dorms have been paired together Fr. Peter Rocca, C.S.C., assistant vice was commissioned to be written for the ses mass will be. videotaped by Heritage Ca to buiIdfloats for the parade to encourage president for student services was ap quicentennial by Richard Hillert. The text blevision (channel 31) and retelecast on · students to meet students on other quads. ! pointed to head the subcommittee planning used is Revelation 15:3-4, a hymn that is September 16 at 9:30 p.m. and September 18 Campus organizations have been invited to the mass. He was chosen because of his sung at a heavenly banquet. This piece will at 8:30 p.m. "We're making this a real build floats or perform in the parade, but background in liturgical studies. He said his be performed as the offertory song. university/community event. We're invit they will not be allowed to just march with a

. i committee was 0 given a "blank check" to Fifteen special banners have made made ing not only the students, but the faculty and · banner. This way, groups will be showing come up with ideas for kicking off the for this occasion and will be hanging from their families, staff, administrations, and what they do on campus. Some community celebration. the rafters in the JACC. Nine liturgical retired staff," said Rocca. organizations have also been invited to par- One goal of the committee was to make dancers, who "will help creative sort of a Senior Katie Pam enter, a Breen-Phillips · ticipate in the parade such as clowns, Ronald the mass special and different from a typical festive setting and tone for the celebration," resident, is the current chairperson of the McDonald and area high school bands;

Sunday mass. An audio-visual presentation Rocca said. There 0 will also be a choir of Sesquicenntenial Committee for student There will be multiple grand marshalls be-

o will be featured at the opeing of the mass. about 250 students including: the Glee Club, activities. Her former co-chairperson, Jen · cause "Notre Dame is such a tremendous

The founding of the university wiU -be por the Liturgical Choir, Chorale, Women's nifer Salmon, graduated last year. Follow place and there 0 are so many different trayed through the eyes ofFr. Sorin and the Choir, and Voices of Faith, accompanied by ing the opening of the sesquicentennial year, people," said Pamenter. the founder of Holy Cross order, Fr. the Concert Band. a raffle will be held from September 16-21 to The Alumni Association will also playa Moreau, who sent Fr. Sorin to America to To keep with the idea of a festive opening, raise money for other sesquicentennial · big role in Homecoming Weekend. They

found a school. The text will consist of eating together seemed like an appropriate events. The cost of raffle tickets will be one 0 will have a float on which the Notre Dame

10 SCHOLASTIC SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 dollar each or six for fIve dollars. They will cheerleaders will ride. Since so many Dame. "The winners should be dedicated, Malloy to be examined during the sesqui be sold by dorm representatives, at the alumni should be in town for this weekend, determined, motivated. They should be lead centennial: Notre Dame and the under LaFortune information desk and at Senior there will be banners by decade so that the ers, not necessarily presidents of groups ... standing of its past, Notre Dame and Catho Bar. Prizes include two Purdue football alumni can participate in the parade as well. but people who have that drive and determi lic education in the United States, Notre tickets, two footballs autographed by the The parade should last one to one and one nation, that's what we're looking for. We Dame and the life of the mind, Notre Dame coaches, and dinners at local restaurants half hours depending on how many groups want the caring person, the person who is and the creative imagination, and Notre such as Francesco's and Spaghetti Works. participate. Notre Dame," stated Pamenter. The winners Dame and the social and ethical issues of an Homecoming events will begin Thursday, The pep rally for the Navy game will take will be voted on by the student body, ques interdependent and technological world. October 31, on Halloween. ''This is right place at 7 p.m. in the football stadium. "It's tioned by a faculty panel and then voted on by Schmitz said he was concerned with after fall break, so we think a lot of people different, and that's why [we're having the the student body again. The winners will at making the year diverse and not focusing on should be able to get involved with the pep rally in the stadium]. Sesquicenntenial the pep rally along with the winners of the one single subject so that everyone could events,"said Pamenter. For students under Homecoming weekend is supposed to be floats. fmd something they like about the year long 21, a Halloween dance will take place from something different to celebrate 150 years Saturday, prior to the game, there will be celebration. Doug Hemphill, former Army 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Thursday night in ... We're expecting parents back because bands on the quad provided by Student commander of Notre Dame ROTC, is the Stepan Center with a live band. The inside it's parents weekend, alums because it's Government. Active members of the past executive director of Sesquicentennial Year of Stepan will be decorated along the Hal- such a big event, students, and a direct football teams who are Monogram Winners and will be working with Schmitz through - loween theme. It will be a costume party invitation will go out to the community to have been invited to a luncheon and will be out the year to see things through, deal with which is different than SYRs at which stu join us," said Pamenter. 0 signing autographs prior to the game. The new developments and follow through on dents cannot wear costumes. Lou Holtz will speak at the pep rally with football players who return will be incorpo events and programs. "We defInitely want to encourage people some of the football players. The featured rated into the halftime show. After the game, "Our intention in laying it [the Sesqui to come up with the most creative cos- guest speaker at the pep rally will be Rocky student government will feature their annual centennial year] all out was that the opening o tumes," said 0 Pamenter Prizes will be Blier, a Notre Dame football player from dessert reception in South Dining Hall. and closing events would be big. Both of awarded for the most creative costumes and 1965-67, captain in 1967, former NFL ''We've done all of the planning, it's up to them surround a dedication of a new build Senior Stephanie Ferry, Homecoming Chairperson, discussed plans with Katie door prizes will be given out as well. In player, and member of the Superbowl the students now to make this weekend spec Pamenter last spring for the weekend of November 1-2. ing ,., Both events make big statements addition to this, the Senior Formal Commit Champion Pittsburgh Steelers. The Notre tacular and to make it what it can be," said about the university - what it is about and tee always holds an event at Senior Bar and Dame Porn Pons and Cheerleaders will Pamenter. where it is going," Schmitz said. correspondences between the two men about activity. "Eating is all part of a celebra the Sesquicentennial Committee will be perform together to music. Second semester, Sesquicenntenial stu This weekend is the official opening of the establishment and founding of Notre tion-both around the eucharistic table and working with them on this event. The event Also featured at the pep rally will be Miss dent week will take place from March 16-20. the 150th school year. This will take place Dame. Fr. SteveGibson,C.S.C.,PetePran something we could do as a university at Stepan Center will be very short, a "let's and Mr. Notre Dame, similar to a home This will include Tuesday, March 17, St. in conjunction with the formal opening of ika,andSusan Wood helped put together this community such as a picnic," said Rocca. get your evening started type of event," coming king and queen. All the dorms and Patrick's Day. "We're working to bring back the school year mass on Sunday, September audiovisual presentation featuring the The picnic dinner will follow mass east of according to Pam enter. campus organizations have been invited to some-special guests for St. Patrick's Day," 15. This mass was planned as part of the voices of Fr. Andre Leveille, rector of Cava the J ACC and Cartier Field. Live entertain The Homecoming parade will take place nominate a candidate. The criteria is that said Pam enter mysteriously. opening day events by a committee headed naugh Hall, and Fr. Gene Gorski, rector of S t. ment, games of chance and a concert by onFriday,Novemberl,at4p.m. Theparade the person embody the spirit of Notre (continued on page 14) by Fr. Richard Warner. Edward's Hall. Clutch will accompany the picnic. The o will step off from Goodwill Plaza at the The mass will take place at 5 p.m. in the The faculty and many student leaders have event will conclude with a fifteen-minute comer of Howard and Eddy streets. The south dome of the Joyce Athletic and Con been invited to process in together. Several fIrework presentation. parade route runs down Notre Dame Avenue vocation Center. Fr. Edward "Monk" Mal families from the university community In order to promote the mass and festivi to Dorr Road which passes by the stadium. loy, president of the university, will be the have been invited, with their children, to ties on Sunday, Sacred Heart and most ofthe The theme for the ,whole weekend is "Spir celebrant. bring up the gifts at mass. A musical piece dorms have cancelled their masses. The its." All the dorms have been paired together Fr. Peter Rocca, C.S.C., assistant vice was commissioned to be written for the ses mass will be. videotaped by Heritage Ca to buiIdfloats for the parade to encourage president for student services was ap quicentennial by Richard Hillert. The text blevision (channel 31) and retelecast on · students to meet students on other quads. ! pointed to head the subcommittee planning used is Revelation 15:3-4, a hymn that is September 16 at 9:30 p.m. and September 18 Campus organizations have been invited to the mass. He was chosen because of his sung at a heavenly banquet. This piece will at 8:30 p.m. "We're making this a real build floats or perform in the parade, but background in liturgical studies. He said his be performed as the offertory song. university/community event. We're invit they will not be allowed to just march with a

Sunday mass. An audio-visual presentation Rocca said. There 0 will also be a choir of Sesquicenntenial Committee for student There will be multiple grand marshalls be- o will be featured at the opeing of the mass. about 250 students including: the Glee Club, activities. Her former co-chairperson, Jen · cause "Notre Dame is such a tremendous

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~II '"H :1 i Thursday Friday Saturday !·Coming istractions September 12· September 13 September 14 Picks of the Pop Pianist: Ariel, Pop Pianist: Ariel, Football: Notre Dame 8:10p.m., Washington 8:10 p.m., Washington vs. Michigan at Michigan Week: 1 1 day c a I e n d a r Hall, $8. Hall, $8. Film: "Silence of the il Movie: ''The Lost Boys, " Film: "Silence of the Lambs," 7:15 and 9:45 :1 Go to the 1 8:30 and 10:30 p.m., Lambs," 7:15 and 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. 'I Cushing, $2 .. p.m., Snite, $2. Movie: "Mortal Michigan game! ,I Make sure your event gets listed -- send information (including date, Lecture: Photographer Movie: "Mortal Thoughts," 8:30 and Il time, and cost) to: Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, La4 Simmons, 7 :30 Thoughts," 8:30 and 10:30 p.m., Cushing, $2. ' No doubt II 303 LaFortune, orcall Kim Cenedellaat239-7569. The next Coming p.m., I~nite. 10:30 p.m., Cushing, $2. Concert: Pomerium about it d Mus~: ''The Drovers," Musices, 8:00 p.m., II Distractions calendar will appear in the September 19 issue. Theodore's, 7:30 p.m., $5 Sacred Heart. it will be advance, $6 door. 'I incredible! ! II Sunday Monday Thesday Wednesday September 17 September 18 Sept~mber ·19 September 20 September 21 Tim Settimi, an 1.I,! ~:t=:!:!al ~!~:!:: 16 Films: "Women in Entertainer: An evening Movie: ''The Karate Kid," Film: "The Grifters," 7: 15 Home Game I: Mass, JACC, 5 p.m. Ilusion," 7:00 p.m., Snite, Hollywood Series," 7:00 of mime, music and 8:30 and 10:30'p.m., . and 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. (vs. Michigan entertainer i Picnic Dinner $2. p.m., Snite, $2. mayhem with Tim Settimi, Cushing, $2. Movie: "Misery, "8:30 and : State) ~ppearing at 1 Fireworks Film: "Scarface" ('32), Film:· "Manhunter, " . 9:15 8:00 p.m., Washington .' 10:30 p.m., Cushing, $2. p.m., Snile, $2. Hall, $3 at Lafortune Show: ShenaniglqlS, I 9:15 p.m., Snite, $2. Washington Hall ~.~:~~e~i~:!:~r: Information Desk. 10:45p:m., JACC. I I Exhibition , Film: "The Grifters, " on September 18, Recollectioris," 1:30 7:15 and 9:45 p.m., Snite, p.m., Snite. $2. , was chosen as Movie: ~'Misery," '8:30 and 10:30 p.rp.., Cushing, the perfomlerof ~he $2. year in 1988. His hilarious

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'I fest" in south dining hall for class night The dining hall will be divided in four parts for ~Ofr ~® lf~ffi@ ,:1 each class and the classes will provide enter fr@ ;1 i tainment, such as bands or hypnotists, and for 1:1' an entrance fee of one dollar, desserts will be II II :l~:~:~~riu:Ut~h ~! ~:~::~gb~;~: Ii year, a government speaker will be featured [f)O@w ~@OOij li on Thursday. A nationally renowned come- 1,~I' dian will perform on Friday. Saturday will I feature Nazz, the campus band festival, in New Notre Dame coach John MacLeod ~I Stepan Center. By working with SUB, it will Courtesy of Notre Dame Sports Information feature two stages for the bands, but for a arrives in South Bend single admission price there will be all-you ready to begin a new can eat concessions stands. era ofIrish basketball

By Jim Kuser ast Friday, at the Indiana pep rally, LNotre Dame's new basketball coach John MacLeod received a raucous wel- ' come from an extremely energized crowd , at the Joyce ACC. MacLeod concluded his pep talk to the crowd by saying, "It is • great to be here at Notre Dame, to belong , to the Notre Dame family. We will make . every effort to maintain the Notre Dame i mystique on the basketball court as it has , been maintained on the football field." ; And so the John MacLeod era of Notre • Dame basketball began. The JACC is the home of the Notre Dame basketb8n team, but the night be "The whole, goal with sesquicenntenial longed to the Notre Dame football team. student activities is to plan the bigger events MacLeod saw the admiration that Notre so things that don't normally happen here on . Dame has for football coach Lou Holtz. campus [can take place]." The He witnessed the enthusiasm and the Sesquicenntenial Committee will also be spirit that surround Notre Dame football. working with the AnTostal committee. Now all that MacLeod needs to do is Humanitarian week will take place with the duplicate what Holtz has done: He needs to revitalize a program that has plunged i Alumni Association from April 18-25. Fri from the top of the collegiate ranks. . day night will be Notre Dame Night with closed-circuit radio and television programs He has the tools to do just that featuring Fr. Malloy broadcast nationally to He has the coaches. He has the players .. alumni clubs. The week will be a service He has the fans. Come November, when oriented week. Notre Dame starts its basketball ~n, "The only thing we can stress is to defi MacLeod, like Holtz, will try to wake up nitely participate. Have fun with it," said the echoes, shake down the thunder and' Pam enter. "It's up to the students now. lead Notre Dame's loyal sons onward to We're so excited, we've been planning for a victory. j' year and a half now .. .it their show now." 0 MacLeod is meant for Notre Dame. As~ a student at Holy Trinity Elementary in, l14 SCHOLASTIC SEPrEMBER 12, 1991 "15; 'II i New Albany, Indiana, he was instructed by seven years at Oklahoma, only one of my need the support of our students because forward LaPhonso Ellis - "We The mere pres the nuns to pray for the success of the Notre players did not earn his degree. I will im they exude the class that we are looking for. are looking for LaPhonso to have the best ence of MacLeod Dame football team on Friday fall after prove upon this fact at Notre Dame because "We are going to put our best product on year of his college career. He is in fme has altered the atti noons. He is a fiesty Irishman, once serving we seek perfection here." the floor each and every time that we play," academic standing, having achieved an tude of Notre Dame as a sparring partner for former heavyweight Cotton Fitzsimmons, coach of the NBA's he continued. "We are going to play up impressive 3.4 during summer school. He basketball players. champion Jimmy Ellis. Throughout his col Phoenix Suns, sung MacLeod's praises in a tempo on offense and man-ta-man on de will dominate the boards at both ends of the "We are looking legiate coaching career at Oklahoma Uni Sports Illustrated article which appeared in fense. We are going to be entertaining. We court" forward to running versity and his professional coaching career late April i991, shortly after MacLeod's will win if the Notre Dame student body Sophomore guard Brooks Boyer, sopho the ball, to pressing with the Phoenix Suns, the Dallas Maver hiring. packs the JACC like sardines in a can. The more center Joe Ross, sophomore forwards on defense, to cover icles and the New York Knicks, the prospect "There was a time when Notre Dame students are our driving force because we Carl Cozen and Jon Ross - "Our sopho ing the court fast and of coaching at Notre Dame burned in the could just point a finger and any coach represent them. We want to blow the lid off mores will influence our team tremen furiously," said back of his mind. would say, 'I'll come coach them.' But that of the JACC so that every Notre Dame dously. They will see plenty of playing Sweet. "Coach MacLeod arrived under the Golden Dome time, and they will be counted upon to MacLeod knows our with a reputation for turning around pro produce big stats." strengths and weak grams down on their luck. And in keeping Freshmen guards Lamarr Justice and nesses. He has had a with the Notre Dame ideal, he brought a "We are going to be Jason Williams, freshman center Nathion positive influence on squeaky clean resume with him. Gilmore and freshmen forwards Malik us from day one. The "Success in sports is relative," said entertaining. We will Russell and Billy Taylor - "We are count three other seniors MacLeod. "If you win. the game fair and win if the Notre Dame ing on our freshmen to develop and to on the team and I square, you deserve to be proud. If you win student body packs develop quickly. Big-time college basket know that this is our by cheating, you should never have played ball is far from high school basketball. The last chance to prove thegame." the JACC like sar freshmen know this, the upperclassmen what we can do. We MacLeod was hired in ·the wake of the dines in a can. The know this, and the coaches know this. want to win for awkward departure of Richard "Digger" Nevertheless, we wiIIlook for the freshmen Notre Dame, and Phelps, the man who coached Notre Dame students are our driv to contribute significantly, hopefully by the Coach MacLeod basketball for 20 years. Despite .the bad ing force because we beginning of the season." wiII show that we publicity surrounding Phelps' departure, the luck of the Irish· proved prophetic when represent them. We Macleod hopes that Ellis will, ..... dominate at both ends of .the MacLeod, one of the best in the business, want to blow the lid off court." Marl Okuda was signed to a five-year deal. In looking for anew basketball coach, the Notre Dame ath of the JACC so that letic department discoveted that the prestige every Notre Dame stu of the position was not as glorious as in years dent is proud." gone by because the team records had de Marl Okuda clined, the attendance had dropped and the -John MacLeod Bennett Is antlcapatlng fun season feels that Macleod has success of the Notre Dainefootball·team had established a ..... healthy relationship with the players." stolen the show. COurtesy of NoIre Dame Sports Information .Big-time names in the col1ege basketball have what it MacLeod hopes to have a positive influ coaching· ranks like Jim Calhoun of Con was before many. of the col1ege· coaches student is proud." takes." ence on all aspects of his players' lives' - necticut, Bobby Cremins of Georgia Tech, became so lucrative," Fitzsimmons told As for a run-down on the players with The other half of not just their hoops game and their athletic Pete GiIIen of Xavier and Mike Krzysewski Sports Illustrated. "A lot of guys don't want whom MacLeod will be working, here is the "Texas Ex exploits: of Duke surfaced as possible replacements to give that up just for the prestige of coach MacLeod's early impressions of the 1991- press," Elmer Ben "In life, you have to prioritize," he said. ; for Phelps. But, after a long search, the ing at Notre Dame. John, though, had be 1992 Notre Dame basketball team: nett, echoed the "In col1ege life, your priorities are fust aca- i athletic department settled on MacLeod. come disillusioned with the big money. He Senior guard Elmer Bennett - "A pre . sentiments· of demics and second athletics. We preach this ; . Dwing Phelps' 2O-year tenure, he took 14 likes what Notre Dame stands for." mier point guard with great athletic ability, Sweet. and we mean this. If you want to excel, you I teams to the NCAA tournament (including And so MacLeod says he has come to he can shoot from outside and drive inside as ."We are pleased have to be dedicated to success. This in-.:. one Final Four appearance), graduated &1154 Notre Dame because only here can a coach well as· get the job done on defense. His to have him. He cludes never looking back. playerS who completed their eligibility and teach his players the game of life as well as quickness and agility are stupendous." has established a "For example, LaPhonso will not look . toppled countless basketball powerhouses the game of basketball. Senior forward/guard Daimon Sweet - healthy· relation back to academic problems over the lasttwo . on national television. MacLeod's respect "It wiII be fun to work with players who "A consistent big time scoring threat whose ship with the play years. He is back on track," he explains. , for Phelps is evident are trying to get somewhere, as opposed to range is wide. In top physical condition, he ers. His up-tempo . ''The team will not look back to its records . "I hope to live up to the legacy that players who are already there," said will be a big man and a scorer in our offen- style will enable us over the last two seasons. These things are [phelps] established at Notre Dame," he MacLeod. "Notre Dame portrays a certain sive scheme." . to have fun, and, behind us now. The future is ahead of us and ' said. "His accomplishments are noteworthy image, an image that many look to as a Senior center Keith Tower - "We are like Coach the future looks bright because he epitomized what we are trying to model for how things ought to be done. It is looking for productivity out of him. He is a MacLeod says, fun "We are a team. We are Notre Dame. It is : do at Notre Dame - to teach our students an image of class. If we are going to revital big body that can outmuscle many. Look for is a very important time to take control of ourselves. values, be they in academics ot athletics. In ize the basketball program, we are going to Keith to come on strong." priority." "It is time to play balJ." 0 l6 SCHOLASTIC . SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 17 . New Albany, Indiana, he was instructed by seven years at Oklahoma, only one of my need the support of our students because forward LaPhonso Ellis - "We The mere pres the nuns to pray for the success of the Notre players did not earn his degree. I will im they exude the class that we are looking for. are looking for LaPhonso to have the best ence of MacLeod Dame football team on Friday fall after prove upon this fact at Notre Dame because "We are going to put our best product on year of his college career. He is in fme has altered the atti noons. He is a fiesty Irishman, once serving we seek perfection here." the floor each and every time that we play," academic standing, having achieved an tude of Notre Dame as a sparring partner for former heavyweight Cotton Fitzsimmons, coach of the NBA's he continued. "We are going to play up impressive 3.4 during summer school. He basketball players. champion Jimmy Ellis. Throughout his col Phoenix Suns, sung MacLeod's praises in a tempo on offense and man-ta-man on de will dominate the boards at both ends of the "We are looking legiate coaching career at Oklahoma Uni Sports Illustrated article which appeared in fense. We are going to be entertaining. We court" forward to running versity and his professional coaching career late April i991, shortly after MacLeod's will win if the Notre Dame student body Sophomore guard Brooks Boyer, sopho the ball, to pressing with the Phoenix Suns, the Dallas Maver hiring. packs the JACC like sardines in a can. The more center Joe Ross, sophomore forwards on defense, to cover icles and the New York Knicks, the prospect "There was a time when Notre Dame students are our driving force because we Carl Cozen and Jon Ross - "Our sopho ing the court fast and of coaching at Notre Dame burned in the could just point a finger and any coach represent them. We want to blow the lid off mores will influence our team tremen furiously," said back of his mind. would say, 'I'll come coach them.' But that of the JACC so that every Notre Dame dously. They will see plenty of playing Sweet. "Coach MacLeod arrived under the Golden Dome time, and they will be counted upon to MacLeod knows our with a reputation for turning around pro produce big stats." strengths and weak grams down on their luck. And in keeping Freshmen guards Lamarr Justice and nesses. He has had a with the Notre Dame ideal, he brought a "We are going to be Jason Williams, freshman center Nathion positive influence on squeaky clean resume with him. Gilmore and freshmen forwards Malik us from day one. The "Success in sports is relative," said entertaining. We will Russell and Billy Taylor - "We are count three other seniors MacLeod. "If you win. the game fair and win if the Notre Dame ing on our freshmen to develop and to on the team and I square, you deserve to be proud. If you win student body packs develop quickly. Big-time college basket know that this is our by cheating, you should never have played ball is far from high school basketball. The last chance to prove thegame." the JACC like sar freshmen know this, the upperclassmen what we can do. We MacLeod was hired in ·the wake of the dines in a can. The know this, and the coaches know this. want to win for awkward departure of Richard "Digger" Nevertheless, we wiIIlook for the freshmen Notre Dame, and Phelps, the man who coached Notre Dame students are our driv to contribute significantly, hopefully by the Coach MacLeod basketball for 20 years. Despite .the bad ing force because we beginning of the season." wiII show that we publicity surrounding Phelps' departure, the luck of the Irish· proved prophetic when represent them. We Macleod hopes that Ellis will, ..... dominate at both ends of .the MacLeod, one of the best in the business, want to blow the lid off court." Marl Okuda was signed to a five-year deal. In looking for anew basketball coach, the Notre Dame ath of the JACC so that letic department discoveted that the prestige every Notre Dame stu of the position was not as glorious as in years dent is proud." gone by because the team records had de Marl Okuda clined, the attendance had dropped and the -John MacLeod Bennett Is antlcapatlng fun season feels that Macleod has success of the Notre Dainefootball·team had established a ..... healthy relationship with the players." stolen the show. COurtesy of NoIre Dame Sports Information .Big-time names in the col1ege basketball have what it MacLeod hopes to have a positive influ coaching· ranks like Jim Calhoun of Con was before many. of the col1ege· coaches student is proud." takes." ence on all aspects of his players' lives' - necticut, Bobby Cremins of Georgia Tech, became so lucrative," Fitzsimmons told As for a run-down on the players with The other half of not just their hoops game and their athletic Pete GiIIen of Xavier and Mike Krzysewski Sports Illustrated. "A lot of guys don't want whom MacLeod will be working, here is the "Texas Ex exploits: of Duke surfaced as possible replacements to give that up just for the prestige of coach MacLeod's early impressions of the 1991- press," Elmer Ben "In life, you have to prioritize," he said. ; for Phelps. But, after a long search, the ing at Notre Dame. John, though, had be 1992 Notre Dame basketball team: nett, echoed the "In col1ege life, your priorities are fust aca- i athletic department settled on MacLeod. come disillusioned with the big money. He Senior guard Elmer Bennett - "A pre . sentiments· of demics and second athletics. We preach this ; . Dwing Phelps' 2O-year tenure, he took 14 likes what Notre Dame stands for." mier point guard with great athletic ability, Sweet. and we mean this. If you want to excel, you I teams to the NCAA tournament (including And so MacLeod says he has come to he can shoot from outside and drive inside as ."We are pleased have to be dedicated to success. This in-.:. one Final Four appearance), graduated &1154 Notre Dame because only here can a coach well as· get the job done on defense. His to have him. He cludes never looking back. playerS who completed their eligibility and teach his players the game of life as well as quickness and agility are stupendous." has established a "For example, LaPhonso will not look . toppled countless basketball powerhouses the game of basketball. Senior forward/guard Daimon Sweet - healthy· relation back to academic problems over the lasttwo . on national television. MacLeod's respect "It wiII be fun to work with players who "A consistent big time scoring threat whose ship with the play years. He is back on track," he explains. , for Phelps is evident are trying to get somewhere, as opposed to range is wide. In top physical condition, he ers. His up-tempo . ''The team will not look back to its records . "I hope to live up to the legacy that players who are already there," said will be a big man and a scorer in our offen- style will enable us over the last two seasons. These things are [phelps] established at Notre Dame," he MacLeod. "Notre Dame portrays a certain sive scheme." . to have fun, and, behind us now. The future is ahead of us and ' said. "His accomplishments are noteworthy image, an image that many look to as a Senior center Keith Tower - "We are like Coach the future looks bright because he epitomized what we are trying to model for how things ought to be done. It is looking for productivity out of him. He is a MacLeod says, fun "We are a team. We are Notre Dame. It is : do at Notre Dame - to teach our students an image of class. If we are going to revital big body that can outmuscle many. Look for is a very important time to take control of ourselves. values, be they in academics ot athletics. In ize the basketball program, we are going to Keith to come on strong." priority." "It is time to play balJ." 0 l6 SCHOLASTIC . SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 17 . SPORTS 'ON OTHER CAMPUSES

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Courtesy of Notre Dame Sports InformatIon Coach: Knute Rockne. October 4 W Lombard 40-0 H 8,000 PLEA$E, PLEA$E Come to Our University Let it Flow Captain: Adam Walsh. October 11 W Wabash 34-0 H 10,000 Colleges and universities around the country facing dwindling Some schools just don't like rules that infringe upon fun. Colorado Notes: The hish fmished at 10-0 to earn what is considered by October 18 W Army 13-7 N 55,000 applicant pools are using some new and downright tacky methods to State University in Fort Collins will continue to sell beer in the most to be their first consensus national title. Pennsylvania led one October 25 W Princeton 12-0 A 40,000 greet newly accepted applicants, reports the Stanford Daily. Such stadium during football games, according to the College Press Serv poll, but Notre Dame garnered the top spot in the other three November 1 W Georgia Tech 34-3 H 22,000 schools claim that they are merely being more personable with the ice. Trouble began to "brew" after several students became intoxi national polls ... This was the season that Grantland Rice coined his November 8 W Wisconsin 38-3 A 28,425 prospectives. Lucky students have received letters with salutations cated and caused problems. Students will now be able to purchase famous nicKname, the "Four Horsemen" in his story of Notre November 15 W Nebraska 34-6 H 22,000 such as, "Splendid, Christina," "Bravo, Marla" and "Super, Jenny" only one beer at a time and sales will halt at halftime. Other schools Dame's victory over Army ... The squad boasted four All-Ameri November 22 W Northwestern 13-6 N 45,000 at schools such as Brown, Georgetown, Princeton, and Yale. that are allowed to sell alcohol in the stands include California State cans in QB Harry Stuhldreher, HB Jim Crowley, FB Elmer Layden November 29 W Carnegie Tech 40-19 A 35,000 Obviously these sound just a tad too Politically Correct for such University-Fullerton and the University of Hawaii. With the way (three of the fabled Horseman) and the center who blocked for (9-0-0) snobby schools. Letters and phone calls should begin with greetings Hawaii plays football, they're going to need Valium dispensed. them, Adam Walsh ... Oddly enough, the fou~ Horsemen, Don such as "Beautiful Rendition, Constance" or "Exemplary Perform Miller, led the team in rushing with 763 yards on 107 carries but 1925 Rose Bowl ance, J. Danforth." Notre Dame reportedly still greets prospectives was not an All-American ... The Faculty Board of Athletics was (at Pasadena, California) with the form letter "Welcome to Mecca, Michael/Mary." created to oversee the academic progress of student athletes. January 1 W Stanford 27-10 N 53,000 MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK American Studies This Is Not FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Is study time infringing upon your social life? Rolling Stone now has a guide to some of the easiest courses around. The "Guide to the Guts" offers courses that "even your dog could pass." These include Supervised Reading (Cornell), Circus (NYU), Fairy Tales and Ever After (Northwestern), Psychology and Photography (Tulane), His tory of Rock Music (Texas) and Surfing (pepperdine). Those of you who had to choosebetwccn here and Northwestern may be glad to know that students up there actually participate in a course called "Choosing a Life."

Catch Me Pole Patrol Here's a touchy topic if there ever was one. Recently, a student at Some students at Penn State got a little over-excited after their the University of Connecticut filed a sexual discrimination com opening victory over Georgia Tech reports the Weekly Collegian. plaint against the school reports the Penn State Weekly Collegian. Hundreds of students broke into the stadium to celebrate and ended The school has a 125 lb. weight limit for its female cheerleaders yet up tearing down. the goalpost. Such a malicious and potentially does not have one for its male cheerleaders. Penn State also has harmful crowd was met with cans of mace by the police force. Once weekly weigh-ins for its majorette squad. One angered student again, football, fans, and police make for an overreaction by the Kenyon Meyer: Meyer, a senior from Louisville, KY, scored one Alicia Turner: Turner, ajuniorfrom San-Diego, CA, nailed 26 kills stated, "If uniformity is the only issue, how about a unifonnly fat ,police. Sound familiar? 0 of Notre Dame's three goals in a scrimmage this past weekend as oveF two days as the Notre Dame women's volleyball team split squad?" Hmmm. Obviously, she won't be the one tossing them in the men's soccer team defeated the club-level Michigan Wolver their two matches over this past weekend at the Big Four Classic in the air. ines, 3-0. The team captain scored early in the fIrst h81f, and the Louisville, KY. Turner was named to the all-tournament team for Irish ne~ed two more goals in the second half to put the game away. her efforts as the Irish defeated Louisville 5-15, 15-13, 154, 16-14; Edited by Michael Owen Meyer leads the Irish into action tomorrow against the Billikens of ,but lost to 22nd-ranked Kentucky 15-7, 15-8, 15-3. Turner also St. Louis University in St. Louis as the soccer season gets, rolling. recorded 20 digs over the two days and had fIve service aces in the victorY over the Cardinals.

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18 SCHOLASTIC SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 19 e BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION WEEK IN DISTORTION Donlt Buy Them Candy Bars Birkenstocks: Hippie Chic at Notr. Dame Dear Mr. Manners: After all, I'm you're number one fan, Mr. MANners. I just wish you would stop using thatoogie language all the time. Ifyou I'm usually quite sympathetic to various 'causes' around want me to, I'll terminate Athena for you. Okay, we've all got our J. Crewardrobe called the "Arizona," I discovered, and gen months ensue and the Birk bearers add col here. I have T-Shirts ranging from the ND Anti-Acne Kissing matched and organized? What is the erally runs about $75. Have those of you who orful rag wool socks i~ the ensemble. Booth Fund Raiser in '89 to the Fund to Retain Digger. I even final step for hippie chic at Notre Dame? weren't aware of the fat price for trendy What happened to those great 69¢ drug bought this year's "The Shirt" because I heard they got a little Love, Birkenstock footware, of course. comfort picked your jaws up off the floor store flip flops? You wear them around in greedy and ordered like 9 bizillion of them. (Wollder what the Your Number One Fan For those whose fashion knowledge yet? the summer, get stupid, try to run in them and siblings of SUB members will be getting this Christmas?) Annie Misery doesn't venture below the ankle, Birken So who can afford these things on a student have a blow-out, but even if you have five Lyons Hall stocks are those fat-strapped suede Jesus budget? That's where what we call TFHs blow-outs a summer for ten years, they're However, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's those pesky sandals from Germany that every Notre come in, Trust Fund Hippies, whose parents still cheaper. little tikes who run up behind you shouting "Wanna buy my $2 Dear Annie: Dame poser possesses. Though they've just fund their groovin' and maybe sort of ecol The only Birk bearers that deserve respect candy bar? Please?!" Every time it happens I go through a Thank you for your support. However, you are totally psychotic. . become a bona fide trend here in the last few ogically conscious lives between Grateful are Lhose who can honestly say they've had massive moral dilemma. I ask the kid what the cause is and he Imitation is no reason to kill someone. You can torture them, years (even a few professors and grad stu Dead shows. I saw examples of this sort last them since before trend usurped the flip flop or she will tell me it's for their school. Mr. Manners, this is a though. I find it downright flattering that the other publication on dents stride to the head of the classroom June: long flowing dresses (with Birks peek and paid for them with their own sweat C.atholic elementary school they attend. Should I not buy the this campus resorts to such tactics. Anyway, take your Fatal wearing them), they've probably been ing out below, of course), long stringy hair So what do I wear in attempt to find candy bar hoping their school will close so they don't have to Attraction schtick somewhere else, Annie. around about as long as Jesus, the only irony and a Georgia license plate on a somewhat comfort and style at Notre Dame in Septem suffer the ruler knuckles and fear of clergy that I did? Or should is that Jesus probably couldn't afford a pair dusty, but nonetheless swank Ford Taurus ber? The heinous truth is BIRKEN I buy it and hope they can afford new teachers? So far I've Sometimes I get the feeling this column is becoming just too popular of these odd-looking sandals. broken down at a gas station in southwest STOCKS. Any hell to be distributed in my direction is deserved, they're only a month purchased 72 of them, gained 212 pounds~ and depleted my as it is worshiped in classrooms, offices, and stalls across this Most people think they're ugly, which is savings. What to do? campus. Everyone just take a deep breath. Mr. Manners is still here not surprising considering that in the past, or so old and I asked for them for my 21st and still the coolest. people had doctor's orders to don those cork birthday present from mom'n dad. Kathy Cocoa, Junior, Knott Hall soles to correct foot problems. Y~h, I'm still .. Indeed, they are comfortable (and getting waiting for the white-vinyl nurse shoe craze more comfortable as they mold to my feet) to catch on, but it's true, everyone who ever and I think I'm winning points with my Dear Kathy: wears them claims, "they're soooo comfort Theology professor, but I am truly ashamed Dear Mr. Manners: able." to have succumbed to the NO groover trend. So you want to look like some weird Jesus Some girl passed me in the hall, her eyes All I can tell you here, Kath, is to "just say no." Any school that My boyfriend bet me that if I pluck my eyebrows and get forces six year-olds out in the streets to pounce on the guilty impersonator just for comfort? Come on, went from my face to my Birks. Definitely a tatoos reading 'Notre Dame' ·in the spaces, he might sell me a fashion before comfort-don't you remem thing that makes me go "hmm ... " re,actions of older Catholics deserves some modification. Besides, Michigan ticket that he got for free. Should I do it? I heard there's Ex-Lax Chocolate in them. ber Fernando? "It is much better to look good Last Saturday, though, I think they were than to feel good, dahling." truly broken in at Chisel's sizzling final Meg, Junior, Breen-PhiUips But somehow, as the trade winds offash South Bend performance. At the edge of the ion blow, over the past five years or so, the writhing pit of dedicated Chiselheads, my Dear Meg: , eye of the beholder's opinion has mutated to Colorado. faithful Birkenstocks endured puddles of Dear Mr. Manners: perceiving those hideous sandals as good The pattern works as such: "like, mom, muddy condensation, spilled keg beer and Do it! Do it! Michigan is a kickin' time even if you don't go to the looking. these are like great shoes, y'know, and like I sweat. One daylast week I was eating my lunch in South Dining Hall game. However, when you end up transfering there after all the fun, I don't recall a single pair loping about know they'rekindofexpensive, like, just for So my toes are still a little muddy, and and I almost lost it (mylunch, that is). Itwas this column, I guess, you may look a little out of place. - 0 campus when my class landed here in the fall sandals, but I hear they, like, last for ten perhaps my cousin who found his pair next that sounded like it was imitating you. But it was a girl and she of 1988, then last year they began to covertly years, so that's only, like, $7.50 a year, toadumpsterinWyoming,therebywaiving had all these funny names for the people who wrote these letters. creep onto campus, in fact a lot of the people right?" And mom lovingly withdraws the the ridiculous price, deserves the most re I don't think people even wrote those letters. Dear Readers: I hang. around with or smile the routine Visa/MC/Amex from her purse and hands it . spect (or award for great luck), but, "they're "what's up?" to were wearing them, saying, over. soooo comfortable"- I think mine are Mr. Manners, will our campus now be divided between those Mr. Manners is getting a littledepressed about the lack of decent "Dude, they're soooo comfortable, ya' gotta Opulent indulgence simply to catch the ready for a Dead show. 0 who support and worship you and this person? Are we choosing mail coming in. Write to me at 303 LaFortune, Campus Mail with get a pair." . ND groover trend. A mountain bike is also between Coke and Pepsi, Apple and mM, and Sonny and Cber? all of your pointless complaints, limericks, and haikus. If you do, But the PRICE. A severe wallet diet at very cool, but a bit more pricey for looking Nate FitzGerald is an off-campus Senior. This looks like civil war to me. you'll get a free "The Shirt". (Just kidding). anywhere from $60 to $100 depending good and feeling good. He is currently unable to sport his Birks as where you fmd them and what model you Soon, the fashion competition will be the left one is missing. buy. The old reliable, 2-strap suede model is come even more fierce when the cooler

20 SCHOLASTIC SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 21 e BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION WEEK IN DISTORTION Donlt Buy Them Candy Bars Birkenstocks: Hippie Chic at Notr. Dame Dear Mr. Manners: After all, I'm you're number one fan, Mr. MANners. I just wish you would stop using thatoogie language all the time. Ifyou I'm usually quite sympathetic to various 'causes' around want me to, I'll terminate Athena for you. Okay, we've all got our J. Crewardrobe called the "Arizona," I discovered, and gen months ensue and the Birk bearers add col here. I have T-Shirts ranging from the ND Anti-Acne Kissing matched and organized? What is the erally runs about $75. Have those of you who orful rag wool socks i~ the ensemble. Booth Fund Raiser in '89 to the Fund to Retain Digger. I even final step for hippie chic at Notre Dame? weren't aware of the fat price for trendy What happened to those great 69¢ drug bought this year's "The Shirt" because I heard they got a little Love, Birkenstock footware, of course. comfort picked your jaws up off the floor store flip flops? You wear them around in greedy and ordered like 9 bizillion of them. (Wollder what the Your Number One Fan For those whose fashion knowledge yet? the summer, get stupid, try to run in them and siblings of SUB members will be getting this Christmas?) Annie Misery doesn't venture below the ankle, Birken So who can afford these things on a student have a blow-out, but even if you have five Lyons Hall stocks are those fat-strapped suede Jesus budget? That's where what we call TFHs blow-outs a summer for ten years, they're However, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's those pesky sandals from Germany that every Notre come in, Trust Fund Hippies, whose parents still cheaper. little tikes who run up behind you shouting "Wanna buy my $2 Dear Annie: Dame poser possesses. Though they've just fund their groovin' and maybe sort of ecol The only Birk bearers that deserve respect candy bar? Please?!" Every time it happens I go through a Thank you for your support. However, you are totally psychotic. . become a bona fide trend here in the last few ogically conscious lives between Grateful are Lhose who can honestly say they've had massive moral dilemma. I ask the kid what the cause is and he Imitation is no reason to kill someone. You can torture them, years (even a few professors and grad stu Dead shows. I saw examples of this sort last them since before trend usurped the flip flop or she will tell me it's for their school. Mr. Manners, this is a though. I find it downright flattering that the other publication on dents stride to the head of the classroom June: long flowing dresses (with Birks peek and paid for them with their own sweat C.atholic elementary school they attend. Should I not buy the this campus resorts to such tactics. Anyway, take your Fatal wearing them), they've probably been ing out below, of course), long stringy hair So what do I wear in attempt to find candy bar hoping their school will close so they don't have to Attraction schtick somewhere else, Annie. around about as long as Jesus, the only irony and a Georgia license plate on a somewhat comfort and style at Notre Dame in Septem suffer the ruler knuckles and fear of clergy that I did? Or should is that Jesus probably couldn't afford a pair dusty, but nonetheless swank Ford Taurus ber? The heinous truth is BIRKEN I buy it and hope they can afford new teachers? So far I've Sometimes I get the feeling this column is becoming just too popular of these odd-looking sandals. broken down at a gas station in southwest STOCKS. Any hell to be distributed in my direction is deserved, they're only a month purchased 72 of them, gained 212 pounds~ and depleted my as it is worshiped in classrooms, offices, and stalls across this Most people think they're ugly, which is savings. What to do? campus. Everyone just take a deep breath. Mr. Manners is still here not surprising considering that in the past, or so old and I asked for them for my 21st and still the coolest. people had doctor's orders to don those cork birthday present from mom'n dad. Kathy Cocoa, Junior, Knott Hall soles to correct foot problems. Y~h, I'm still .. Indeed, they are comfortable (and getting waiting for the white-vinyl nurse shoe craze more comfortable as they mold to my feet) to catch on, but it's true, everyone who ever and I think I'm winning points with my Dear Kathy: wears them claims, "they're soooo comfort Theology professor, but I am truly ashamed Dear Mr. Manners: able." to have succumbed to the NO groover trend. So you want to look like some weird Jesus Some girl passed me in the hall, her eyes All I can tell you here, Kath, is to "just say no." Any school that My boyfriend bet me that if I pluck my eyebrows and get forces six year-olds out in the streets to pounce on the guilty impersonator just for comfort? Come on, went from my face to my Birks. Definitely a tatoos reading 'Notre Dame' ·in the spaces, he might sell me a fashion before comfort-don't you remem thing that makes me go "hmm ... " re,actions of older Catholics deserves some modification. Besides, Michigan ticket that he got for free. Should I do it? I heard there's Ex-Lax Chocolate in them. ber Fernando? "It is much better to look good Last Saturday, though, I think they were than to feel good, dahling." truly broken in at Chisel's sizzling final Meg, Junior, Breen-PhiUips But somehow, as the trade winds offash South Bend performance. At the edge of the ion blow, over the past five years or so, the writhing pit of dedicated Chiselheads, my Dear Meg: , eye of the beholder's opinion has mutated to Colorado. faithful Birkenstocks endured puddles of Dear Mr. Manners: perceiving those hideous sandals as good The pattern works as such: "like, mom, muddy condensation, spilled keg beer and Do it! Do it! Michigan is a kickin' time even if you don't go to the looking. these are like great shoes, y'know, and like I sweat. One daylast week I was eating my lunch in South Dining Hall game. However, when you end up transfering there after all the fun, I don't recall a single pair loping about know they'rekindofexpensive, like, just for So my toes are still a little muddy, and and I almost lost it (mylunch, that is). Itwas this column, I guess, you may look a little out of place. - 0 campus when my class landed here in the fall sandals, but I hear they, like, last for ten perhaps my cousin who found his pair next that sounded like it was imitating you. But it was a girl and she of 1988, then last year they began to covertly years, so that's only, like, $7.50 a year, toadumpsterinWyoming,therebywaiving had all these funny names for the people who wrote these letters. creep onto campus, in fact a lot of the people right?" And mom lovingly withdraws the the ridiculous price, deserves the most re I don't think people even wrote those letters. Dear Readers: I hang. around with or smile the routine Visa/MC/Amex from her purse and hands it . spect (or award for great luck), but, "they're "what's up?" to were wearing them, saying, over. soooo comfortable"- I think mine are Mr. Manners, will our campus now be divided between those Mr. Manners is getting a littledepressed about the lack of decent "Dude, they're soooo comfortable, ya' gotta Opulent indulgence simply to catch the ready for a Dead show. 0 who support and worship you and this person? Are we choosing mail coming in. Write to me at 303 LaFortune, Campus Mail with get a pair." . ND groover trend. A mountain bike is also between Coke and Pepsi, Apple and mM, and Sonny and Cber? all of your pointless complaints, limericks, and haikus. If you do, But the PRICE. A severe wallet diet at very cool, but a bit more pricey for looking Nate FitzGerald is an off-campus Senior. This looks like civil war to me. you'll get a free "The Shirt". (Just kidding). anywhere from $60 to $100 depending good and feeling good. He is currently unable to sport his Birks as where you fmd them and what model you Soon, the fashion competition will be the left one is missing. buy. The old reliable, 2-strap suede model is come even more fierce when the cooler

20 SCHOLASTIC SEPl'EMBER 12,1991 21 football game in the stadium tomorrow Heart Church .... afternoon." "The Blue network of the National Broadcasting Company carried the sermon September 25,1942: Scholastic returned to of the Right Rev. Monsignor Fulton J. the tradition of reprinting verbatim sermons, Sheen, ... His sermon: "Keeping Faith With Compiled~MariOkuoo G Ia n c i n g. B ac k this time one given by then Notre Dame God and America" was delivered with all of president, the Rev. Hugh O'Donell, C.S.C., Monsignor Sheen's eloquence and perfect T his weekend kicks off Notre Dame's strength and heroism that are invincible .... Yet, there was one speech -in that 1892 at the offIcial opening of the academic year diction. [Scholastic, surprise, did NOT year-long sesquicentennial celebra (2) A filial devotion towards the Mother of issue that was not recorded verbatim (save - a solemn mass on September20 in Sacred transcribe this eloquence -Ed] tions with a high mass, fun-fIlled picnic God .... (3) A deep knowledge of men. Like one line), unfortunately: "we lament more Heart Church. "After the Mass the Most Rev. Joseph E. dinner and pyrotechnic spectacular. Napoleon, he quickly discerned the thaL we cannoL give Father Sorin's speech as "One hundred years! A long time in the Ritter, D.D., Bishop of Indianapolis, Scholastic recorded our alma mater's capabilities of each individual, and he delivered it in reply to the tributes and life of man, though a short span in the life of Senior Ball, September 1942: "Rockne dedicated the commemorative plaque of the golden jubilee (50th) and centennial (lOOth) accordingly assigned to each of hi"s greetings from the students and friends a university! But what a change there has would have smiled at such sport." Centenary in the vestibule of the Church. commemorations. subordinates the position best adapted to his present. ... He said though he could not speak been since Father Sorin fIrst saw the log The plaque, designed and sculptured by In true nineteenth century style, capacity and character.... (4) The purest at length, on accoUnt of his feebleness, that cabin in the woods south ofSt Mary's Lake, Notre Dame of Father Sorin and his worthy Eugene Kormendi, will hang permanently in Scholastic "reporters," on December 3, patriotism. As soon as Father Sorin landed on this memorable day, dear to him a in which there were a chapel and one living successors." the vestibule of Sacred Heart Church. 1892, described (in brief) the salute to the in the United States he thoroughly identified thousand times, his memory carried him room. What a change there has been from "Following this there was a procession, Founder, the solemn PontifIcal mass (and himself with the institutions and interests of back to the meagre begimiing of this his life the Old College, still standing as a reminder Notre Dame was televised nationally on composed of the student body, the student who attended) and the dinner following. his adopted country. When about to found work. And when, following up the years, he of our humble origin. Now, more than forty NBC (what some now consider its own representatives, the lay faculty and the What was actually recorded for posterity ,in Notre Dame he declared he would build not thought of the many who had helped him so fIve buildings on our 1,500-acre campus are station) - but this time· it was not the clergy, to the monument of the founders at honor of its "literary worth," were the a French, nor an Irish, nor a German, but a zealously, and felt he was compelled to say devoted to the five colleges and the graduate proverbial gridiron telecast. Scholastic the site of the old Log Chapel. This was near complete transcripts of the opening address purely American College! ... (5) An a few words. 'Not to me but to God do you school. The number of courses offered has featured this great event in the November the exact spot where Father Badin, fIrst by Mr. Quinlan, '93, and the entire text of owe your feelings of gratitude.' He said he been multiplied many times over, and the 27,1942 issue: priest ordained in the United States, had his Rev. Timothy 0' Sullivan's solemn sermon. could have never withstood the many faculty is larger than the student body was "On Nov. 25, 1842 a weary band of parish; and where Father Badin is buried For your reading ease, Scholastic highlights hardships and difficulties that fell to his lot only thirty-fIve years ago. 30,000 young French religious arrived in the wilderness of Here the Very Rev. Albert F. Cousineau, these scintillating speeches. as the builder of Notre Dame had it not been men have been trained under the Golden Northern Indiana and muttered the prayer C.S.C. conducted the service for the Mr Quinlan: "The pleasure with which for that supernatural aid." Dome. that gave birth to the University of Notre deceased members of the faculty; as well as the students have ever looked forward to "Notre Dame changes but remains forever Dame. praying for Father Sorin and his faithful occasions on which they can testify the Scholastic's September 18, 1942 issue the same. Notre Dame still emphasizes the "Notre Dame commemorated that event helpers. The Rev. J. Hugh O'Donell, C.S.C. respect and love cordially entertained for headlined a special celebration, set in the discipline of the spiritual, the intellectual, in honor of the Founder, Edward F. Sorin, concluded the ceremonies by giving a short Notre Dame's venerable Founder is Rockne Memorial, for the school's 100 year and the moral. Here you will always fInd C.S.C., and his six devoted Holy Cross talk, in the form of an eulogy, praising the appreciably increased by the fact that to-day anniversary. applied the fIrst principles from which all Brothers this Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, founder of the University." 0: is· not an anniversary of mere passing "Centennial Ball To-Night For Seniors true development proceeds. This is still the with a Solemn Pontifical Mass in Sacred significance, but one destined to be And Guests memorable in the annals of our college Arrival at Notre Dame In 1842. "A century-old pulse will quicken at ten home .... o'clock this evening when 300 Seniors and "Here, where two and a half score years enthusiasm tempered with practical good their guests christen the first and only ago was naught but the wooded banks of a sense. It is the men of enthusiasm who have Centennial Ball. This .time the Seniors are frozen lake and the lonely hut of a savage, affected all the great social, political and double-lucky: they dance in the three now towers a lofty temple of religion arid religious movements or revolutions of decade tradition of Senior Balls and at the education over which are extended in history .... In all his understandings Father . same time pay tribute to the sturdy career of motherly protection the arms of the Sorin was slow in counsel, but quick and Notre Dame .... Patroness, and wherein the young man is enthusiastic in action .... (6) An indomitable "But the Ball is not all. .Springing from it trained to be the scholar, the patriot and, patience. Like all the great servantS of God, is a Saturday afternoon two-to-five Tea above all, the Christian." ·Father Sorin has had to tread in the footsteps Dance at the Chain 0' Lakes Country Club, Rev. Sullivan: "If we now ask what were of his crucified Master .... a one o'clock permission for Seniors the qualities or characteristics that enabled "One more touch to this imperfect Saturday night and a group atteridance at ten one man to accomplish so much for the glory portrait, and I have done: I mean his life o'clock Mass in Sacred Heart Church where of God and the good of his fellow men in long devotion to education -broad, free the center-aisle pews will be reserved for such a comparatively brief period of time I and complete; not the narrow training of the Ball-goers .... For those who prefer to miss would say (1) a living faith which, realizing intellect or head alone, but the generous nothing, there is time for a one-quarter Centenary Solemn Mass, September 1942: "The procession of the .clergy, naval officers, and facuHy wends Its way from the the things of the invisible world, gives a culture of the will and heart." inspection of the annual Varsity~Freshman Main Building to the Sacred Heart Church." 22 SCHOLASTIC SEPrEMBER 12, 1991 23 football game in the stadium tomorrow Heart Church .... afternoon." "The Blue network of the National Broadcasting Company carried the sermon September 25,1942: Scholastic returned to of the Right Rev. Monsignor Fulton J. the tradition of reprinting verbatim sermons, Sheen, ... His sermon: "Keeping Faith With Compiled~MariOkuoo G Ia n c i n g. B ac k this time one given by then Notre Dame God and America" was delivered with all of president, the Rev. Hugh O'Donell, C.S.C., Monsignor Sheen's eloquence and perfect T his weekend kicks off Notre Dame's strength and heroism that are invincible .... Yet, there was one speech -in that 1892 at the offIcial opening of the academic year diction. [Scholastic, surprise, did NOT year-long sesquicentennial celebra (2) A filial devotion towards the Mother of issue that was not recorded verbatim (save - a solemn mass on September20 in Sacred transcribe this eloquence -Ed] tions with a high mass, fun-fIlled picnic God .... (3) A deep knowledge of men. Like one line), unfortunately: "we lament more Heart Church. "After the Mass the Most Rev. Joseph E. dinner and pyrotechnic spectacular. Napoleon, he quickly discerned the thaL we cannoL give Father Sorin's speech as "One hundred years! A long time in the Ritter, D.D., Bishop of Indianapolis, Scholastic recorded our alma mater's capabilities of each individual, and he delivered it in reply to the tributes and life of man, though a short span in the life of Senior Ball, September 1942: "Rockne dedicated the commemorative plaque of the golden jubilee (50th) and centennial (lOOth) accordingly assigned to each of hi"s greetings from the students and friends a university! But what a change there has would have smiled at such sport." Centenary in the vestibule of the Church. commemorations. subordinates the position best adapted to his present. ... He said though he could not speak been since Father Sorin fIrst saw the log The plaque, designed and sculptured by In true nineteenth century style, capacity and character.... (4) The purest at length, on accoUnt of his feebleness, that cabin in the woods south ofSt Mary's Lake, Notre Dame of Father Sorin and his worthy Eugene Kormendi, will hang permanently in Scholastic "reporters," on December 3, patriotism. As soon as Father Sorin landed on this memorable day, dear to him a in which there were a chapel and one living successors." the vestibule of Sacred Heart Church. 1892, described (in brief) the salute to the in the United States he thoroughly identified thousand times, his memory carried him room. What a change there has been from "Following this there was a procession, Founder, the solemn PontifIcal mass (and himself with the institutions and interests of back to the meagre begimiing of this his life the Old College, still standing as a reminder Notre Dame was televised nationally on composed of the student body, the student who attended) and the dinner following. his adopted country. When about to found work. And when, following up the years, he of our humble origin. Now, more than forty NBC (what some now consider its own representatives, the lay faculty and the What was actually recorded for posterity ,in Notre Dame he declared he would build not thought of the many who had helped him so fIve buildings on our 1,500-acre campus are station) - but this time· it was not the clergy, to the monument of the founders at honor of its "literary worth," were the a French, nor an Irish, nor a German, but a zealously, and felt he was compelled to say devoted to the five colleges and the graduate proverbial gridiron telecast. Scholastic the site of the old Log Chapel. This was near complete transcripts of the opening address purely American College! ... (5) An a few words. 'Not to me but to God do you school. The number of courses offered has featured this great event in the November the exact spot where Father Badin, fIrst by Mr. Quinlan, '93, and the entire text of owe your feelings of gratitude.' He said he been multiplied many times over, and the 27,1942 issue: priest ordained in the United States, had his Rev. Timothy 0' Sullivan's solemn sermon. could have never withstood the many faculty is larger than the student body was "On Nov. 25, 1842 a weary band of parish; and where Father Badin is buried For your reading ease, Scholastic highlights hardships and difficulties that fell to his lot only thirty-fIve years ago. 30,000 young French religious arrived in the wilderness of Here the Very Rev. Albert F. Cousineau, these scintillating speeches. as the builder of Notre Dame had it not been men have been trained under the Golden Northern Indiana and muttered the prayer C.S.C. conducted the service for the Mr Quinlan: "The pleasure with which for that supernatural aid." Dome. that gave birth to the University of Notre deceased members of the faculty; as well as the students have ever looked forward to "Notre Dame changes but remains forever Dame. praying for Father Sorin and his faithful occasions on which they can testify the Scholastic's September 18, 1942 issue the same. Notre Dame still emphasizes the "Notre Dame commemorated that event helpers. The Rev. J. Hugh O'Donell, C.S.C. respect and love cordially entertained for headlined a special celebration, set in the discipline of the spiritual, the intellectual, in honor of the Founder, Edward F. Sorin, concluded the ceremonies by giving a short Notre Dame's venerable Founder is Rockne Memorial, for the school's 100 year and the moral. Here you will always fInd C.S.C., and his six devoted Holy Cross talk, in the form of an eulogy, praising the appreciably increased by the fact that to-day anniversary. applied the fIrst principles from which all Brothers this Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, founder of the University." 0: is· not an anniversary of mere passing "Centennial Ball To-Night For Seniors true development proceeds. This is still the with a Solemn Pontifical Mass in Sacred significance, but one destined to be And Guests memorable in the annals of our college Arrival at Notre Dame In 1842. "A century-old pulse will quicken at ten home .... o'clock this evening when 300 Seniors and "Here, where two and a half score years enthusiasm tempered with practical good their guests christen the first and only ago was naught but the wooded banks of a sense. It is the men of enthusiasm who have Centennial Ball. This .time the Seniors are frozen lake and the lonely hut of a savage, affected all the great social, political and double-lucky: they dance in the three now towers a lofty temple of religion arid religious movements or revolutions of decade tradition of Senior Balls and at the education over which are extended in history .... In all his understandings Father . same time pay tribute to the sturdy career of motherly protection the arms of the Sorin was slow in counsel, but quick and Notre Dame .... Patroness, and wherein the young man is enthusiastic in action .... (6) An indomitable "But the Ball is not all. .Springing from it trained to be the scholar, the patriot and, patience. Like all the great servantS of God, is a Saturday afternoon two-to-five Tea above all, the Christian." ·Father Sorin has had to tread in the footsteps Dance at the Chain 0' Lakes Country Club, Rev. Sullivan: "If we now ask what were of his crucified Master .... a one o'clock permission for Seniors the qualities or characteristics that enabled "One more touch to this imperfect Saturday night and a group atteridance at ten one man to accomplish so much for the glory portrait, and I have done: I mean his life o'clock Mass in Sacred Heart Church where of God and the good of his fellow men in long devotion to education -broad, free the center-aisle pews will be reserved for such a comparatively brief period of time I and complete; not the narrow training of the Ball-goers .... For those who prefer to miss would say (1) a living faith which, realizing intellect or head alone, but the generous nothing, there is time for a one-quarter Centenary Solemn Mass, September 1942: "The procession of the .clergy, naval officers, and facuHy wends Its way from the the things of the invisible world, gives a culture of the will and heart." inspection of the annual Varsity~Freshman Main Building to the Sacred Heart Church." 22 SCHOLASTIC SEPrEMBER 12, 1991 23 p

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magine for a moment that you are donate the cost of each meal skipped ($.92) to skip lunch because they don't get up in I walking alone through the woods, totheWHC time for breakfast. Our response to this is around St. Mary's lake on a beautiful sunlit We in turn, distribute the money among two-fold. First, waking up a little earlier afternoon and up ahead you notice a child several hunger relief· organizations each Wednesday isn't too much too ask. who appears to be drowning in waist-deep throughout the world. By abstaining from Second, the purpose of the fast isn't to see water. Assuming that no one would ever lunch once a week (a task simpler than how much physical pain we can endure. We learn of your deed, would you go through saving a drowning child) you are feeding aren'.tmasochists! If you can't control your with the task of saving this child? If your hungry children. . own temptations you're not going to be answer is no, than you need not read any In 1990 alone, the WHC raised excommunicated from the WHC. An apple further. $13,692.96. We sent funds to the following or banana· to 'tide you over' is OK. Whether we recognize it or not, every one grass-root development projects: However, we strongly discourage the of us is faced with a similar scenario each day Chol-Chol Fowrdation: helps educate 'Huddle' as an option. We would rather of our lives. Consider the millions of people peasant farmers in Central. and South have you not fast at all. Keep in mind that who lived through this day without anything America so they may one day be able to live . our goal is to make ourselves more aware of Distributed by Tribune Media Services 10 eat. Are wenotjustas obliged to help them and feed themselves independently. hunger and its effects. ~~~/f!.- as we are that helpless child drowning? Yet Caritas: runs educational and vocational The WHC accomplishes the two-fold goal @/ so often we let the days pass us by without training projects in impoverished areas of of providing relief to the hungry and making making even the smallest effort to do Bangladesh. Most recently provided relief the Notre Dame community more aware of something about world hunger. Please don't to the victims of the devastating typhoons world hunger through·more activities than let another day slip away. that hit Bangladesh earlier this summer. just the Wednesday Lunch Fast. To name a So many people ask themselves, "What Mar del Plata: located in Argentina, this few: Thanksgiving and Easter Food Baskets can I do? How is one person going to make small soupkitchen has doubled the number delivered to single-parent families in South a difference?" For starters you can join the of children it feeds since our group began Bend; Crop Walk; 24-hour fast/retreat; and· , - ~ .. Wednesday Lunch Fast sponsored by the sending funds. a periodic newsletter sent to all those on the . . . World Hunger Coalition here at Notre Feeding these children enables them to go to fast. Dame. school instead of having to work. In the long A man approached a child standing on a The Fast requires that you abstain from run they will be better equipped to educate beach as ·thousands of fish washed ashore. eating for a few hours each Wednesday of their children. The child threw the fish back into the water the semester, from the time the dining halls Last semester 575 students took part in the one by one in order to keep them alive. The close for breakfast until they open for dinner; Lunch Fast. If enough people join this man asked, "what are you hoping to . The purpose of fasting is to make ourselves semester, perhaps we can get a little more accomplish? Do you really think it will a little bit more aware of what it is like to go than $.92. from the dining hall. (Everything make a difference? The child replied, "it without food. Of course we realize that the else has gone up with inflation, why will make a difference 10 this one," as he 'hunger pains' we might experience are only shouldn't this?!) It is estimated that $5.00 threw another fish back into the water. 0 .a fraction of what others experience over will feed 2 adults (2 meals a day) for 7 days , much longer periods of time. However, our in Bangladesh. Just think of how many by EdMiehle with Craig Anzilotti. on behalf. efforts are still greatly appreciated. people you'l1 be nourishing by giving up just of the World Hunger Coalition. Sign-ups In return for our sacrifices, the University one meal a weekI for the WHC's Wednesday Lunch Fast will of Notre Dame Food Services agrees to Many students claim that they can't afford be held next week. 24 SCHOLASTIC p

Distributed by Tribune Media Services Save l\~~ the Fish \Ts rut NOMiNATION I! f~l The World Hunger Coalition challenges students to make a difference magine for a moment that you are donate the cost of each meal skipped ($.92) to skip lunch because they don't get up in I walking alone through the woods, totheWHC time for breakfast. Our response to this is around St. Mary's lake on a beautiful sunlit We in turn, distribute the money among two-fold. First, waking up a little earlier afternoon and up ahead you notice a child several hunger relief· organizations each Wednesday isn't too much too ask. who appears to be drowning in waist-deep throughout the world. By abstaining from Second, the purpose of the fast isn't to see water. Assuming that no one would ever lunch once a week (a task simpler than how much physical pain we can endure. We learn of your deed, would you go through saving a drowning child) you are feeding aren'.tmasochists! If you can't control your with the task of saving this child? If your hungry children. . own temptations you're not going to be answer is no, than you need not read any In 1990 alone, the WHC raised excommunicated from the WHC. An apple further. $13,692.96. We sent funds to the following or banana· to 'tide you over' is OK. Whether we recognize it or not, every one grass-root development projects: However, we strongly discourage the of us is faced with a similar scenario each day Chol-Chol Fowrdation: helps educate 'Huddle' as an option. We would rather of our lives. Consider the millions of people peasant farmers in Central. and South have you not fast at all. Keep in mind that who lived through this day without anything America so they may one day be able to live . our goal is to make ourselves more aware of Distributed by Tribune Media Services 10 eat. Are wenotjustas obliged to help them and feed themselves independently. hunger and its effects. ~~~/f!.- as we are that helpless child drowning? Yet Caritas: runs educational and vocational The WHC accomplishes the two-fold goal @/ so often we let the days pass us by without training projects in impoverished areas of of providing relief to the hungry and making making even the smallest effort to do Bangladesh. Most recently provided relief the Notre Dame community more aware of something about world hunger. Please don't to the victims of the devastating typhoons world hunger through·more activities than let another day slip away. that hit Bangladesh earlier this summer. just the Wednesday Lunch Fast. To name a So many people ask themselves, "What Mar del Plata: located in Argentina, this few: Thanksgiving and Easter Food Baskets can I do? How is one person going to make small soupkitchen has doubled the number delivered to single-parent families in South a difference?" For starters you can join the of children it feeds since our group began Bend; Crop Walk; 24-hour fast/retreat; and· , - ~ .. Wednesday Lunch Fast sponsored by the sending funds. a periodic newsletter sent to all those on the . . . World Hunger Coalition here at Notre Feeding these children enables them to go to fast. Dame. school instead of having to work. In the long A man approached a child standing on a The Fast requires that you abstain from run they will be better equipped to educate beach as ·thousands of fish washed ashore. eating for a few hours each Wednesday of their children. The child threw the fish back into the water the semester, from the time the dining halls Last semester 575 students took part in the one by one in order to keep them alive. The close for breakfast until they open for dinner; Lunch Fast. If enough people join this man asked, "what are you hoping to . The purpose of fasting is to make ourselves semester, perhaps we can get a little more accomplish? Do you really think it will a little bit more aware of what it is like to go than $.92. from the dining hall. (Everything make a difference? The child replied, "it without food. Of course we realize that the else has gone up with inflation, why will make a difference 10 this one," as he 'hunger pains' we might experience are only shouldn't this?!) It is estimated that $5.00 threw another fish back into the water. 0 .a fraction of what others experience over will feed 2 adults (2 meals a day) for 7 days , much longer periods of time. However, our in Bangladesh. Just think of how many by EdMiehle with Craig Anzilotti. on behalf. efforts are still greatly appreciated. people you'l1 be nourishing by giving up just of the World Hunger Coalition. Sign-ups In return for our sacrifices, the University one meal a weekI for the WHC's Wednesday Lunch Fast will of Notre Dame Food Services agrees to Many students claim that they can't afford be held next week. 24 SCHOLASTIC Site" :111 <.1:1): Parl\' all ni!,.!lu. NeH'r gn)w·()ld. :"Jl'\l'r dil' rn, fun 10 he ME1S STUDENT M G ZINE

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