You'll Miss Lots of Fun When You're Married (1890) Words by Edward M
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You'll Miss Lots of Fun When You're Married (1890) Words by Edward M. Taber Music by John Philip Sousa, 1854-1932 1. Matrimonial life is productive of bliss, As any sane man will admit. And he who don't seek it is surely remiss, And has neither wisdom nor wit. For when a man's single, he'll find life is bleak. A desert that's barren and arid, And I would advise him a partner to seek [Spoken: Still] You'll miss lots of fun when you're married. 2. Now what could be sweeter and better in life Than avoiding its weary turmoil, And be welcomed at home by your own little wife, When you've finished your diurnal toil. Of course you must give up you bachelor ways. And the style that you always have carried, And think with remorse on your old reckless ways. [Spoken: Nevertheless] You'll miss lots of fun when you're married. 3. O why should a man seek to fresco the town, Or stay out all night and play draw, When he at his home might sit peacefully down, And converse with his mother-in-law. For love and contentment are better by far Than a conscience by wickedness harried, And unhappy, therefore, all bachelors are, [Spoken: Notwithstanding which, however,] You'll miss lots of fun when you're married. 4. Now please do not think for a moment, my friends, This is a satirical song, Of that in its sentiments anything tends To views that are worldly or wrong. For when you are wed you so happy will be You will wish you had not so long tarried, And then, I suppose you will villify me, [Spoken: But, all the same,] You'll miss lots of fun when you're married. This program is available in larger print. Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen / Christina Calvit Patrick Young From the Dean and Vice Principal Academic, Jane Eyre Charlotte Brontë / Johanson Ralph Small University of Toronto Mississauga … 2004/2005 The Play’s the Thing Skinner, Durang, Frayn Paul Brown Alarum Within: theatre poems Kimmy Beach / Company Ralph Small I am delighted to welcome you to the 22nd season of Theatre Erindale, with a Unity (1918) Kevin Kerr Patrick Young focus on the theme of "Uppity Women!" My congratulations to the students, Women Beware Women Thomas Middleton Sue Miner Love’s Labour’s Lost William Shakespeare Heinar Piller staff and faculty of the UTM-Sheridan Theatre and Drama Studies Program for providing superlative theatrical productions in an intimate setting that lets us 2005/2006 Picnic at Hanging Rock Lady Lindsay / Shamas Laurence Follows observe the finest nuances of the dramatic art of our performers. Our program The Immigrant Years Barry Broadfoot / Company Alex Fallis Thirteen Hands Carol Shields / Chris Dawes Ron Cameron-Lewis combines professional dramatic training with a broad academic perspective, Constant Players & The Dispute Marivaux / Watson & Lester Mimi Mekler and attracts extremely talented students across Canada and internationally. The Country Wife William Wycherley Patrick Young 2006/2007 Radium Girls D. W. Gregory Ralph Small As a member of the audience tonight, whether you are a Theatre Erindale Canadian Kings of Repertoire Michael V.Taylor / Company Ron Cameron-Lewis Patron or a single ticket purchaser, you are in for a real treat. 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The Trojan Women & Lysistrata Ellen McLaughlin versions Catherine McNally – Amy Mullin 2008/2009 A New Life Elmer Rice Scot Denton Murderous Women Frank Jones / Company Marc Richard From the Artistic Director … Bonjour, Là, Bonjour Michel Tremblay Terry Tweed The Taming of the Shrew William Shakespeare Mimi Mekler The Taming of the Tamer John Fletcher Patrick Young “Uppity Women?” Yikes! Why title a season with a laughable expression for those of the female persuasion who speak out, who break the rules, who refuse 2009/2010 Widows Ariel Dorfman Bill Lane Don’t Drink the Water Brenda Lee Burke / Company Marc Richard & to spend their lives saying ‘yes sir’ and ‘no sir’? Well, because this season is Suzanne Bennett especially about them, and even by them. 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From the girls whose hysteria turns Salem upside down, to a feminist 2010/2011 Jane Eyre Brontë/Robert Johanson Scot Denton crusader and icon; from the Canadian adaptor of a French farce, to a comic Child of Survivors Bernice Eisenstein/Company Ralph Small novelist whose plays were concealed for 200 years, to the first woman ever to Witches & Bitches Shakespeare & Friends Kelly Straughan earn her living with her pen – we have them all on board this season, and we The Women Clare Boothe Luce Terry Tweed The Winter’s Tale William Shakespeare Mimi Mekler know you’re going to find them thought-provoking, moving, inspiring and hilarious! 2011/2012 Nicholas Nickleby Part 1 Dickens/David Edgar Peter Van Wart & Kevin Bowers Today we bring you our very first venture into French farce, with a play 1917: The Halifax Explosion Nimbus Pub./Company Meredith Scott Goodnight Desdemona Anne-Marie MacDonald Daniel Levinson originated by the great master farceur Georges Feydeau, then translated and (Good Morning Juliet) adapted to Montreal first by Brian Blakey and then by Dorothy Lees-Blakey. 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Thanks to Year Title Author Director _________ you, our grads are starring on CBC and at Second City and Soulpepper, running 1993/1994 The Farm Show Theatre Passe Muraille Patrick Young theatre companies across the country, writing award-winning plays, and Pericles, Prince of Tyre William Shakespeare Mimi Mekler mentoring the next generation of young performers. This season is going to be 1994/1995 1837: The Farmers' Revolt Theatre Passe Muraille Terry Tweed another wild ride and once again you are wanted on the voyage! We can’t wait Lion in the Streets Judith Thompson Katherine Kaszas to see you back at the theatre! The Scams of Scapin Molière Mimi Mekler The Relapse John Vanbrugh Patrick Young Sincerely, 1995/1996 Six War Years Barry Broadfoot / Company Cameron & Frid The Rimers of Eldritch Lanford Wilson Jim Millan Les Belles-Soeurs Michel Trem Mimi Mekler The Revenger's Tragedy Cyril Tourneur Patrick Young 1996/1997 Story Theatre Paul Sills / Grimm Brothers Mimi Mekler The Gut Girls Sarah Daniels Katherine Kaszas From the Director … 7 Stories Morris Panych Patrick Young Mycenae (from The Greeks) John Barton, et al Simon Johnston In the final year of my undergraduate studies (twenty years ago!), I was 1997/1998 A Harvest Yet to Reap Savage&Wheeler / Company Mimi Mekler fortunate to be able to work on George Feydeau’s classic farce A Flea in Her The Hot L Baltimore Lanford Wilson David Ferry Ear. It was everything that we students needed at the time. 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