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M O VIES!! 2 A Friday, May 191989 Daily Nexus Inane Intro Next to television, sex is the most important activity in human existence. But if the cable’s been cancelled and your lover has left you for the tube of A The world of movie criticism is a tricky business. You never know another, there’s always the movies. when what seemed like today’s dog turns out to be tomorrow’s Which brings up the subject of this issue. classic. In honor of those brave souls who are willing to put future Of course, we all know that movies can serve as a embarassment on the line for the sake of greater truths, FM found substitute for television. But can it serve as a sub­ some goofy qoutes. stitute for sex? It seems that New York Times critic Frank Nugent (no relation to Ted) was one of those grumpy, rarely pleased types (kind of like our We say “yes.” staff) which was fashionable around the 1940s. So petulant was this In many ways, the rules are the same. 1) Both acts guy that he felt no qualms about finding fault in the special effects in should be done in the dark, 2) Don’t pay more than Wizard of 0?. $7, 3) Try not to get any sticky stuff on you, 4) It’s bad manners to fall asleep during the performance, 5) Smoking is only allowed before and after, and 6) “With their best of intentions they cannot make a Dispose of your cups and wrappers before leaving. munchkin or a flying monkey. ” So remember, just havefun. But be cartful. Frank (I’m no Ted) Nngent Why Junior High School Kids Go To Movies: — Girl/Guy you have a crush on is going with his/­ her friends. “ Those who lurk in the concrete caverns of Hollywood are often tripped in their flights of fancy by trailing vines of piano wire and — Whole family is going. outcroppings of putty noses. With the best of will and ingenuity, they — It’s raining. cannot make a munchkin or flying monkey that will not suggest a Why High School Kids Go To The Movies: Singer’s midget in a Jack masquerade. Nor can they, without a few — Don’t want to talk to date. jolts and split screen overlapping, bring down from the sky the great — Don’t have anything to say to date. soap bubble in which the good witch rides.” The same anal-retentive killer of children’s dreams is also — Like Tom Cruise/Kathleen Turner more than responsible for an ironic comment about the Technicolor production date. of Ted (colorization) Turner-owned Gone With The Wind: — Both you and date live with parents. — Nothing better to do with date. — Want to put arm around date. “Aquaman and Aqualad are two marine Marvel — Everyone else has seen it. underwater homosexuals. ” Why College Kids Go To The Movies: Rex Reed — Have to write a paper on book that movie is based on. “ We do feel that color is hard on the eyes for so long a picture.” — Want to look sophisticated (Foreign film). Fans of midnight movies who also despise L.A. Times critic — Don’t want to look sophistcated (American Robert Hilbum will relish his comment on The Song Remains the America’s beloved Rex Reed. film). Same. ‘it’s a nicer place to spend the summer than Geveland.’ But ob­ “ If in fact, lack of imagination is a charge that has often been viously not necessarily a better place to make good movies. I’ve seen — You live in a dorm. leveled against Zeppelin, The Song Remains the Same comes funnier ones come out of the American Legion Hall in Baton Rouge, — It’s a ‘cult’ film. dangerously close to self-incrimination. Lousiana.” (Isn’t Rex funny?) Why Real Adults Go To The Movies Of course he’s right, but Hilbum still sucks. On one of FM’s TV favorites, Aquaman: — Don’t like to talk to spouse. It also seems that petulant, unfun critics are really never out of “ Aquaman and Aqualad are two obvious marine Marvel un­ — Like movies more than spouse. style. Take, for example, some of the less pleasant quips from former derwater homosexuals.” Gong Show'¡nige Rex Reed: Fortunately, he didn’t stay away from television. On Here’s Lucy. — Like Tom Cruise/Kathleen Turner more than On Take the Money and Run: “ The only thing that saves this treacle is the absence of the spouse. “ An alleged comedy written by, directed by and starring Woody family’s wooly, cuddly dog.” — To see if their high-school-age kids really went Allen was filmed in San Francisco because, according to Mr. Allen, Oh well, maybe Rex isn’t that bad. “ to the movies.” — Adam Liebowitz FRANCISCO TORRES would like to thank the following businesses for contributing to CASINO NIGHT 1989:

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Make Your Own Horror Film How To Make Your Own Horror Film pleasantries are exchanged and each tells the Following the Quick’n’Easy formula below, other he/she is fine, the public servant innocently you can create all the essentials of a truly classic says something darkly prophetic of the impending horror film in minutes! They’re great for telling catastrophes with a close-up of his face. stories around a campfire, too! Just pick and choose, mix and match: It’s fun! 4. The camp counselors arrive at the campsite. They are all very excited and the girls talk about THE SETTING the guys and giggle while they clean off the 1. A generic, non-descript small town with a two- cobwebs in the kitchen. As they are cleaning, they word name (Sunny Haven, Little Creek, etc.) and find something “ strange” like a bloody chainsaw a movie theater called The Bijou. or a mutilated-beyond-recognition small forest animal. One of the girls runs out to get one of the 2. A summer camp for 25-year-old teenagers who guys (most usually the one she will sleep with later come to an all-boys camp to pick up on chicks. in the film) and he comes in and either: a) gives a Naturally, they are killed. Must be located deep lame explanation that seems to assuage the fear of in the woods and either have a two-word name the whimpering girls; or b) bravely sets out on an (Camp Sunny Creek, Camp Little Falls, etc.) or immediate search of the grounds with a couple of an ancient Indian name that means “ Satan” or his worried friends. “ Big Machete” in its native tongue (being built on an ancient Indian burial ground is optional). WHAT HAPPENS 3. A really big house located somewhere in the 1. Slowly, everyone is killed off except for the general environs of a big city like New York or hero and/or heroine. Boston. Inhabitants must take train to and from 2. Quickly, everyone is killed off except for the “ The City.” hero and/or heroine. 3. Mysteriously, everyone is killed off except for 4. A high school or college with extremely distinct the hero and/or heroine. cliques, where everybody seems really excited 4. Sickeningiy, everyone is killed off except for the about an upcoming event (prom, party, fraternity hero and/or heroine. initiation) that everyone will attend. 4. A savage demonic spirit whose wrath is OPENING unleashed at the mention of his name. Usually 1. Everything’s beautiful, birds are singing, some kind of Babylonian god or a satanist monk squirrels run rampant in the park gathering nuts SURPRISE ENDING EVIL PERSON of old. Experiment with chants like, “ Audi and friends discuss the local legend of “ Old Man 1. Hero runs to fat sheriff (Ned Beatty) who turns 1. A pathetic man/child who didn’t get nearly the Praecus Meus, Satana Blessed Be.” Parker” or “ The Grisby Twins.” Nobody around wielding a large knife and mutilates hero. love he needed when he was younger. It usually believes the old tale, but the most adventuresome 2. Heroine runs to hero for help. Hero tells her works better if everybody thinks that he died 20 of the bunch decides they should check it o u t... that he’s the killer and that he went on his years ago. (Even though he didn’t die, he carries HERO (optional) tonight. murderous rampage because everyone in with him the horrible physical deformities he 1. There’s only one choice here. Dark-haired guy grammar school teased him for being “ the fat suffered in “ the accident.” ) with a nose that’s just a little too big,«emi- kid.” goodlooking but whole-heartedly stupid, named 2. The film opens with a brutal massacre-type 3. Hero/heroine wakes up the next morning and 2. The ghost of a man who committed some Cameron or Steve. scene in which we learn why the murderer is so speaks with the fat sheriff (Ned Beatty). After disgusting act of horror upon his family as well as tormented by inner demons who force him to kill. discussing what happened, the hero/heroine asks his dog. He is translucent and can make viscous We recommend that this segment be shot in black what happened to the body of the evil person. The • liquids ooze out of odd places. HEROINE (required) and white, followed by a “ Twenty Years Later” fat sheriff looks dumb-founded, waits for closeup 1. There’s only one choice here, too. Blonde, thing, and then go directly into color. on his face, and says “ Evil person? We never 3. The teenage social outcast girl with straight pretty, has a tendency to get mud on her face, found an evil person!” shoulder-length hair that is immovably stuck tight must have taken Driver’s Ed at Sear’s, and likes 4. It was all a dream. to her head. Either an overbearing mother or to scream early on in the film at cats and 3. A seemingly pleasant small-talk conversation 5. 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Summer is no time for mere fun and games show the party chairman how to party Running for Love when it comes to movies. For your SI 1.95 you American style, but Frankie gets jealous as a Director John Hughes’ most recent touching demand the best in cinema. In order to save drunken Gorbachev makes moves on Annette. tale of teen love. She’s the prom queen. He’s you time and money, we put together this handy Frankie Avalon, Annette Funnicelo, Tiffany. got bowel problems. But with a box of Depends guide to all the summer’s best bets, in order of Cameo appearance by Deng Xiaoping. A joint and a little luck, he may just win her heart. their release date. Clip n * save! Soviet Union, Sid and Marty Kroft production. Stars: Molly Ringwald and Kirk Cameron.

La Gnarly Boheme Hello, Junkie! May 24 Luciano Pavarotti and Tom Curren star in Needle tracks, rock coke and catchy show the first surf opera. The corpulent tenor and the tunes add up to good fun in this screen My Bloody T.G. blond surf God take on the Pipeline challenge adaptation of the Broadway smash musical set There’s bloodstains on day-glow: Charles singing Italian arias in blissful harmony. Stars: in an L.A. crack house. Todd Bridges and Drew Manson becomes the latest Sigma Chi pledge. It Luciano, Tom, Tiffany. Barrymore star. Features the hit song, “ You started out as an innocent volleyball game, but Can Bleach My Needle (But You Can’t Bleach Charlie was serving up murder. Stars: Stephanie My Heart).” Zuniga, and Mickey Rourke as Manson. June 9 In an astounding move, Columbia will June 23 re-release "7 Brothers” on 954 screens Madge: The Motion Picture Ghost Busters II on August 12. The Palmolive lady debuts in this crime The boys are back, and this time they’re thriller. Armed with only a bottle of dish­ involved in litigation about their earnings from Major League Matzoh Mexican Army by running really fast. They washing detergent, a beautiful pair of hands and the original movie. As their grocery bills A big league baseball team learns an im­ take to the road, giving all their money her wits, Madge has to rescue a group of high skyrocket, these chubby paranormal slime- portant lesson about Jewish dietary laws. A to starving dirt farmers. school kids from an evil drug lord. Where’s the fighters go for it all in this courtroom drama. funny, touching story where baseball is a justice? You’ll be soaking in it. Stars Priscilla Raymond Burr guest stars as the overly- metaphor for life and the importance of Presley. defensive attorney. avoiding pork. Starring Henny Youngman as July 7 “ Gramps” and Wilford Brimley as Coach Lucy and the Hendersons Major League Moammar Quaker. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest II Lucille Ball is back from the grave - and th e Dodgers meet Ghadafi when Tommy Jack’s back, lobotomy and all, in this Sydney she’s a bigfoot! With just as much love and a Lasorda moves spring training to the Lybian She Can’t Lose It! Pollack vehicle about society’s insensitivity to little more fur, the postmortem queen of comedy desert. A funny, touching story where baseball Tina Yothers stars as a nubile teen bent on the Mentally Incapacitated. Randall P. Mc- wins the hearts of a bumbling suburban family. is a metaphor for life and the dangers of pissing “ doing it” for the first time. Her luck changes Murphy’s lost brother Ted (played by Robert Stars: John Lithgow, Lucie Araaz and Bea off fanatical Islamic leaders. Stars: Axl Rose in when, after several hilariously unsuccessful Downey Jr.) teams with the Chief to free Jack Arthur as Lucy. his screen debut as the untamed young pitcher, attempts, she decides to be herself and wait until from his physical incarceration. Albert Brooks as Moamar, Ed Asner as Tommy the right boy comes along. Also stars Eric Stoltz Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Lasorda. who dons his “ Mask” makeup once again to The Graduate II: Grad School Harrison Ford wears a hat and James Bond is play Tina’s boyfriend, and Tony Danza as her Hoffman returns after havng divorced his Dad. frantic Dad. Katherine Ross because of her insistent need to June 16 join the work force and suburbia. After 17 June 2 years, he’s on the edge of completing his Granny Does Dallas June 23 dissertation about the Oedipal Complex in Major League Madness The bifocals get steamy when the newest regard to mother-in-laws, but he fears ending In this innovative tale, a nutty, ne’er-do-well resident heats up a Texas convalescent home New Âge Warrior his childhood fantasy. Martin Sorscese directs. baseball team hires a down-and-out aging with her randy desires. Includes the titilating Shirley McLaine plays a super hero with manager and wins the World Series against all “ bed pan” scene. Betty White stars. laser-shooting crystal. Paradise Lost: The Motion Picture odds. A touching, funny story of courage and Francis Ford Coppola’s adaptation of the personal strength where baseball is a metaphor The Cyst Lots’a Balls Milton classic, with severe Italian-Catholic for life, and life is a metaphor for baseball. James Cameron, director of The Terminator Mickey Hatcher and Bob Uecker team up in overtones. In a career-capping role, Marlon and Aliens, has entered the shrink-them-down yet another zany baseball story. Mick and Bob Brando plays a shockingly passive and in­ Beach Blanket Bolsheviks genre. Lou Gosset, Michael Biehn, Sigourney are aging, washed-up baseball players wasting sensitive God, whose motives are as hard to Perestroika is turned upside down as Gorby Weaver and Kurt Russell fight menacing away in the minors, but off the field is where the interpret as His speech. Robert DeNiro as goes beachside. Annette, Frankie and the gang bacteria in a pustule cyst. real action takes place as the two sex-crazed Satan, Nicolas Cage as Belial, John Cusack — scam monsters take their shots at a bevy of hot on the heels of Say Anything — in his first teenage baseball groupies. Violence, nudity, and dramatic role as Adam, and Daryll Hannah as “ Crack-np city! ..2,000 troops couldn’t stop this much fun.” gratuitous use of phallic symbols. Eve, - George Bush Peter Pan July 14 In this rerelease of the Disney classic, Peter is a crack-dealing 12-year-old junkie who con­ Of Vice and Men NORIEGA DEVITO vinces his friends that they can fly. A new comedy trying to turn the animal/- buddy picture into a truly respectable film Die! Die! Die! genre. Nick Nolte stars as the commissioner’s Gene Shallit, Siskel and Ebert, are dead. personal driver, who, after being caught with Pieces of their their mutilated bodies wash up the commissioner’s wife, is kicked back to the on the beaches of Santa Monica, as police and Vice squad. The twist is that he’s teamed up movie stars alike are real baffled. In this life-like with a drug-sniffing elephant that talks. Louie murder mystery, detectives scramble to find a Anderson supplies the. voice of the elephant. band of drug-crazed, movie-going psychopaths before they get to Rex Reed. Reed, fearing for his life, holes up in an Armenian nudist colony July 21 in Southern Idaho. Violence, violence, and Paradise Lost: The Cartoon nudity. Hanna-Barbera recreates Milton. The Care Bears are the Angels and the evil Transformers Hallelujah! are the Demons. Voices of Mel Blanc as God, Dan Quayle is Jesus Christ, who has returned John and Joan Cusack as Adam and Eve. to Earth to restore peace, love and American Narration by Lucille Ball. values to a world gone awry. Dan teams up with a bunch of apostles (Danny DeVito, Catcher in The Rye Christopher Lloyd, Tony Danza, et. al.) and The adapt-a-classic craze continues this hits the evangelical trail. An unexpected turn of summer, as John Hughes brings J.D. Salinger’s events plunges the youthful Jesus figure into a coming-of-age novel to the screen. Starring torrid love triangle with Rob Lowe and Vanna Matthew Broderick. Also stars, Lisa Bonet and White. Lots’a nudity. Judd Hirsch. June 30

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