VOL. 94 NO. 45 UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, NEWARK, DELAWARE APRIL 1, 1972 Committee Names Gorgenstein As Provost By MEANIE BOUDOIR named Albert Gorgenstein to time on research into the life "tell the truth." "It has been succeed Dr. John Shirley as would feel sorry for him and a - chore these past few In an unexpected provost. and works of Thomas Hariot, hire him." a noted Elizabethan scientist. months trying to skirt the announcement yesterday, Dr. Gorgenstein will take Boner commented on the Students and faculty issue with former SGA Jan Olton, chairman of the office in September when great pressure that he expressed surprise at Provost Search Committee, Shirley resigns to work full received from students and president Kevin Feel and the Gorgenstein's appointment faculty to state just why the American Studies' majors," since his contract as an committee did not renew he said. assistant professor in the Gorgenstein's contract. "It Dean Rob Wrangler, a English department was was difficult to give any member of the Provost terminated last November. concrete reasons because Mr. Search Committee, felt that Gorgenstein has such an Gorgenstein's American Charlatan Boner, chairman excellent record. Finally I Studies' background is a great of the English department just said that the reasons were preparation for the provost's and of the tenure committee of a highly personal nature that role. He said "A provost which reviewed Gorgenstein's had to be kept secret. The needs expertise in all phases of case last fall, explained the Provost Search Committee American university life. committee's decision. "This asked me not to tell the Gorgenstein has also was the reason, that we university community that demonstrated his (tenure committee) did not Mr. Gorgenstein was being administrative ability by renew Mr. Gorgenstein's considered for provost; directing the very successful contract. We knew that he therefore, I could not reveal American Studies program was considered the strongest our true reason for firing and advising most of these candidate for the provost him." majors." position. We hoped that by Bill Meed, AS2, and Diane putting him out of work, the Boner expressed great Bon Journo, AS3, think Provost Search Committee relief at finally being able to (Continued to Page 5) Chairman Calls It 'Irrelevant' Chern Engineering Faces Death By JANET PUKO A DuPont company some other deserving The university's spokesman contacted for his department." department of chemical comments on the move, said, The move has caused engineering will be disbanded "Oh we're all for it. We think considerable turmoil among by the end of this year, Dr. it's a great idea." Asked if the the majors of the department, Edward Goings, dean of the company would cut its funds especially the graduate College of Engineering, to the university as a result of students. One student disclosed yesterday. the phaseout, he said, "I working for his master's Nice Try by Barly Grooper The department is being don't see why it should. We'll degree commented, "I guess THURSDAY NIGHT'S roast beef dinner has caused an phased out, according to just transfer the money W!! I'll just have to get into epidemic among dormitory residents. Main symptoms are department chairman Dr. were formerly giving to the something else. Oh well, it retching, diarrhea, and nose bleeds. Horace Messner, because chem engineering folks to was fun while it lasted." "Our technology is no loRger relevant in today's society." Rotten Roast Beef Dinner "We realize this is a sudden decision," he said, Smyth Hall to Go "but we feel it is the right Causes Epidemic Infection one under the circumstan as "'the infirmary has been ces." Citing pollution and By LOR IE GROSSCOUGH drained of its tissue supply." other environmental crises as Coed -Next Semeste-r In past editorial comment Gilbert Vomit, director of problems which · are "only By LINDA SHORT to live in Smyth. once it turns and letters to the editor, the food and housing, was aggravated by; present Effective next semester, co-ed. "It would be a definite dining hall food has been immediately notified of the methods," Messner said, Smyth Hall, the largest disadvantage for the other condemned as unfit for spreading virus. He said of the "We're going to stop the women's dormitory on students living on the floor," human consumption. These situation, "This puts all of us merry-go-round of progress campus will be converted into Snarkey commented. accusations were justified in this department in a tight and think it all over for a a co-ed unit, according to When asked about the when last night's roast beef spot. I'm sure the people who while." Stuart Snarkey, director of upcoming change, dorm and gravy caused an epidemic work in Russell are ''W~'ve got to decide residence life. director, Mrs. Dorothy on campus. trustworthy and of course, Snarkey said that due to Blarnes reacted, "I'm all for A viral infection has put where we're going before we would never serve the can decide how to get there," the lack of students applying it. It should do a lot for dorm 150 students in bed for spring students any bad meat. You, for rooms in co-ed dorms spirit. We won't be called the break. Russell Dining Hall's Messner said. He added that it see; we have to buy food on a is "only a matter of time such as Harrington A&B, 'Old maid dorm' anymore." Thursday night dinner has quantity basis, and all I can before the whole College of there had to be a different Students wishing to live in been deemed the source of promise is that next time Engineering becomes approach to co-ed living. "We the new dorm will be the sudden sickness. we'll cook it a little bit obsolete." He advised have decided to give co-ed required to have a signed Students flocked to the longer." engineering students to "get living a different aspect. statement of permission from infirmary and doctors were When President E.A. yourselves another major." Instead of having every other their parent or guardian, and busy all night. Blanche Trabooze was told of the Messner commented that room co-ed. we will now have also from their boyfriend More, nurse at , . . Laurel, epidemic, he shook his head no faculty will lose their jobs a male and female rooming and/or girlfriend. "We hope together." -Snarkey also warns anyone who ate dinner and commented, "This is one in the change but will be to prevent romantic ha51>les in Russell last night of the of the prime reasons my wife transferred to other . stated that, "It will definitely this way," explained Snarkey. symptoms: vomiting, and I never ask the dining hall departments in the university. be a new learning experience. Applications for the Women are now equal to diarrhea, and violent service to cater for our He said he sees art and home new dorm are now available men, and there is no reason nosebleeds. More said that private banquets. However, I economics as majors which in the Office of Residence why we shouldn't change our the campus clinic has done its do agree with the students will be "especially important Life in Hullihen Hall. A $26 attitude towards housing." best to prescribe for this wholeheartedly, of course, in the upcoming era of deposit is required and Unfortunately, married unknown virus, but she hopes that something has to be increased emphasis on the completed forms are due students will not be allowed that the epidemic ends soon,. done about the situation." humanities. April25. PAGE 2 UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, NEWARK, DELAWARE, MARCH 31, 1972 CHRISTIANA TOWERS---OPE-NING SEPT. 1972
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By DUSTIN HOFFMAN "will not be boring or mundane. It will be without Citing "academlc reform By selling termpapers, Boner hopes to encourage pressures or aggravation, and, and freedom" as his eventually will evolve to be motivation, Charlatan Boner, student use of the research services. He feels "most swift and effortless." chairman of the English Boner later mentioned that Department, revealed to the students have experienced the agony of research. They he is bargaining with university community Termpapers Unquestioned to yesterday his dealings with realize it is only a laborious rehash of a few shelved have one of their new Termpapers Unquestioned, a teletype computer outlets natio na I research and library books. "What we are striving for," installed at Delaware. "The reference materials chain, Boner elaborates, "is a sort of competition from other with headquarters in Boston. schools is tough," he Boner acknowledged that academic liberation. The old, time consuming, and painful explains, "since only a his most recent business methods must be limited number of the outlets transaction involved the sale are available, and their price of a block of twelve abandoned." This liberation, said Boner, is high. "quality" student termpapers However, Boner feels that to Termpapers Unquestioned. will become apparent in the form of a "catylyst" for many advantages are to be "They were selected from the shortening the time a gained from the outlets. "The first of the large multitude I student can acquire learning assigned this semester," he contemporary education takes. "Students, being free information directly from the said. machine," he said, "instead Boner noted that he is from the chore of writing, can get credits quicker and of having to rely on the receiving about a dollar a faster each semester." impersonal people in the page for the papers. "All the salesroom or over the proceeds are going to the phone." Boner's only fear is English Department to help When asked if his plan for academic reform would that the machine will be defray the incredible costs of under pressure from an teaching. Instruction is an improve the quality of education, Boner was overwhelmingly heavy expensive business, and this is demand for its use. "We may most certainly an economical explicit, "The new education," he predicted, have to move it to the English move," he added. Department area, or even to my office for security reasons," he proposed. Rathskeller Opens; Boner concluded by announcing that he hopes to Horl.v Groopt'r /)o~.·s It .·\,l.!ultl bring Will Wrote, the young, THE ORIGINAL intention was to feature Dr. E.A. Trahooze aggressive, and wealthy in this issue's "Personality Spotlight." However, after several president of Termpapers Faculty Tells Secret futile attempts at interviewing the President, it was discovered Unquestioned to the campus soon, "in the interests of that he has no personality. Alas. all we have to offer is this By LOR IE GROSSCOUGH dissolved all hopes for a reproduction of Trabooze "relaxing" in the privacy of his home. student bar. I feel this was academic reform and The Rathskeller made its the best way to make the freedom." debut last night in the Blue grand opening more shocking Cadets Given Hair Freedom and Gold Club. and pleasing to all. With the About 7 5 students danced apathy on campus, one has to to the music of Nashville resort to some reverse West and enjoyed glasses of psychology to gain student ROTC Lifts Restrictions draft beer for 20 cents. The interest." By GEN. KNOBBLESON DuPont in Wilmington. decreasE> of incoming student bar issue had been Thursday night seemed to Addressing over 150 delegates freshman cadets," Fearless under discussion for ten be a pleasurable one for In an unprecedented from Delaware, New Jersey said. "In addition, we have months now, and, by President E.A. Trabooze. move, the university ROTC and Pennsylvania, LTC Herald found that les·s than :{()'Y,. of majority vote, the faculty After treating Feel to a beer, program announced E. Fearless, acting chairman all freshman cadets go on to decided that the best place he said, "I knew the idea of a Wednesday the removal of all of the university's military complete the four year for atmosphere and pleasure Rathskeller was a good one restrictions on cadet hair science department, talked program. These facts have led was their own club. right from the beginning. length. about the new decision and us to consider program Kevin Feel, former student Kevin was correct for once in The announcement came the reasons behind it. "Since changes designed to promote government president, was suggesting this reverse during a special tri-state ROTC the instigator of the action. executive conference held 1967 our department has cadet morale and foster a He said, "I admit that I'd (Continued to Page 7) Wednesday night at the Hotel been faced with a significant more favorable attitude toward ROTC among students in general." Fearless stated that a detailed attitude survey conducted by the military science department last semester had revealed BIG WEEK A~TER VACATION SPONSORED BY STUDENT CENTER COUNCIL considerable student opposition on the iss\le of hair . length regulations. TUESDAY, APRIL 11 WEDNESDAY,APRIL12 THURSDAY, APRIL 13 SATURDAY,APRlL 15 Accordingly, a recent department faculty meeting endorsed a resolution calling JOHN KOLISCH MARIAN HARDING for the abolition of such DR. LYALL WATSON MENTALIST-HYPNOIST SOLO HARPIST rules. 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Saying you grew it, The vastly improved technr::logy of communication today one gave it to you, ·sold it to you and bought it or received it as a birthday facilitates almost any kind of interaction. It enables quicker and you didn't grow it yourseiL present are all, of course, dead ends. "I found it!" you cry triumphantly. more precise ways of transmitting ideas. But nothing in the technical Now this is the kind of legislation that enables the Government to do for For, through some oversight, there is aspect of communication tells a person how to interpret messages. us what it does for us best. What the absolutely nothing in the proposed The media, while acting as vehicles for information, are not simplistic Government does for us best is to tax legislation that forbids you from finding vehicles. They are only as complex as their audiences. Everyone has our ingenuity. marijuana. But, actually, that's a trap, to rely on his or her own ability and knowledge when it comes to Look at our building codes, our draft "Where did you find it?" says the separating fact from, opinion, truth from falsity, and right from laws, our income tax regulations. Look narc with a sly smile. at the inspired search that goes on day "On the corner of, say Third and wrong. and night for variations, dodges and Elm? In broad daylight?" We remind you of this important axiom of life, for today and loopholes. Probably at no time in "Ahah! The moment you picked it especially tomorrow, you may be called upon to exercise some gray history have the citizens of a nation up, you were guilty of possessing matter in deciding fact from fiction. It COULD prevent a lot of - devoted more waking hours to trying to marijuana in pubfic. Hand it over, Mac!" outwit their own government. misunderstandings. "Come to think of it," you say, For years, those who've succeeded in perspiring a little, "I found it behind the outwitting the Government have gone couch. I guess the previous owner left it on to fame, fortune and positions of there." leadership in the community. Those "When you bought the house, you who've failed have gone to jail. It's like bought the pot. Now if you'll just come Cheers and Jeers using a complex maze to weed out the quietly .... " stupider rats. "Wait, I remember!" you cry, as the Cheers: To Alice (Cooper) for playing his April's Fool's Joke Consequently, thanks to this process walls close in. "It rained. Only last early. · of natural selection, Americans today Tuesday it rained pot. As my wife said at Jeers: To the university for sending midterm grades out to the are the sharpest-witted, most creative the time, it sure was unusual, but.. .. " and downright ingenious people (with "Where," says the narc, looking parents of the freshmen, the week befor~ spring break. the possible exception of the French) grimly, '"'is the hole in your roof?" Cheers: To housing for promising to give a thorough cleaning to on earth. So because you forgot to cut a hole the dorms just like they promised over Christmas vacation. It's what's made America great. in your roof, the Government's got you Jeers: To all those professors who scheduled midterms and But there is some question that the again. hourlies today. Commission's proposed new marijuana Thus this legislation may be going legislation may have gone too far. too far. You know what happens to rats There you are, sitting in your easy in an insoluble maze: the frustration chair, puffing contentedly on a joint of drives them batty. 1};_---- Acapulco Gold, when, thanks to the What frustrates me is thinking about new No-Knock Law, your front door the level of intelligence of those who falls off its hinges. It's the narcs! propose our laws. How come it's so 1 "Okay, Mac," says the Chief Narc, difficult to outwit our Government? I "what do you think you're doing?" (Copyright Chronicle Publishing "I am legally smoking less than an Co. 1972) Grief from the Readers Snarkey's Secret Goal To The Editor: will really be disappointed. All my life I I have decided to pull rank for the have been striving to get to the top. first time in my career as head of I am half tempted to resign my Residence Life and place my name first position and just sit in front of the on the list for a penthouse apartment in fireplace at Christiana all day. . the Christiana Towers. If I don't get Thanks for the opportunity to "first dibs" on the fourteenth floor, I express my most secret ambition. Stu Snarkey Security Parties The Revie\v To The Editor: VOL. 94 NO. 45 MARCH 31, 1972 Contrary to the rumor that the Member, Associated Collegiate Press present rash of parking tickets being Rated All-American by ACP issued to students will continue, I would Editor-in-chief ...... : ...... Sterno like to set the record straight. Business Manager...... R.A. BobSled Managing Editor ...... Gamma Ray After next Friday the Security Office Executive Editor ...... Meanie Boudoir will have collected the necessary News Editor ...... Rye Wilson Features Editor ...... Pee Jay amount of money to keep us in a party Sports Editor...... Tru Grit Copy Editor ...... Janet Puko mood the rest of the semester. When the Layout Editor ...... Lorie Grosscouth students started getting smarter about Photography Editor...... Barly Grooper Assistant News Editor ...... Daniel c. 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"This new cases of extreme hair length, rule will also apply in the case ·now be permitted to wear of sideburns, moustaches and He felt that hair nets might Rook Arms Men their hair at any length they beards." be advisable. deem suitable," Fearless said H 0 wever Fear 1e ss According to Fearless, the By GAMMA RAY break up disturbances, they revised hair regulation was Due to a rash of violent are often sprayed with based on the West German incidents, hand guns and billy shaving cream or water. He Student Bar Opens... · Army's recent decision clubs have been distributed to added that one policeman (Continued from Page 3) pleased with the turnout. allowing its soldiers greater campus security police to was almost hit with a cherry "Considering what little freedom in hair length and increase their effectiveness in bomb last week. psychology technique. I did publicity we had, the crowd personal appearance. "West quelling campus disturbances. Such calculated violence feel foolish playing the game, was quite large. In lending Germany found no empirical "There seems to be a lack against my men will be met but I know what the students their club to students one data to suggest -that such a of respect for the authority with all the power and want even if they don't." night a week, the faculty have change would lead to a of campus police," said John resourcefulness at our Trabooze urged secret made it clear that they would breakdown in discipline and Rook, director of security. command," said Rook. He meetings last month of the I ike to further their neither have we ." "We will have to resort to the also vowed to begin implementation committee, relationships with students on During a press conference threat of force." instituting a plan after spring headed by Johan Madstill, of an 'outside the classroom' following Wednesday's According to Rook, during break to place armed guards the office of students' affairs. basis. I hope everyone takes meeting, Fearless discussed the past few weeks, several at all exits from chemistry and They decided among advantage of the the implications of the new members of security have physics labs to cut down themselves that the best way opportunity." rule. been "attacked by students thefts of rubber tubes from to run the Rathskeller would The Rathskeller is "I should stress the fact brandishing wombats" bunsen burners. be to have students manage it operating with a club license, that ours is the first ROTC (rubber tubes closed off at "Th \Oil can find cadet person ali ties. "Our department is aware Fahrit·s of Evt•rv that most stude1.ts see thr OF THE YEAR I )p,..niptiou typical ROTC man as a Castle \1 all conservatiw, straight typr of person," he said. "Hut we'rp Soul h Chapt•l ,'( trying to change that image . The University Senate Committee on Student and Faculty Honors Cht•stnut lltll Hd. We think ROTC should be for announces that gift funds have been made available to support an award t:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~every one." to the woman faculty member who has made the best overall STUDENT DISCOUNT CARD contribution to the University. Nominat.ions for this award are solicited NAME ...... from all members of the University Community. is entitled to a di5count of 10% on all purchases CARD MUST BE PRESENTED UPbN PURCHASE ANC SIGNED BY STUDENT TO BE VALID. :~ ·;. " 501 MARKET STREET c: A person nominated for this award must be a full-time faculty WILMINGTON, DEL. 19801 OPEN DAILY : .!' 12 WEST GA V STREET 9-5:30 . II) member of the University, but need not necessarily teach courses. Thus, W6ST CHESTER . PA . 19830 FIR DAY TILL 9 4377 KIRKWOOD PLAZA . DAILY contributions to the University. in areas other than teaching will be WILMINGTON, DEL. 19808 1Q-10 SUNDAY considered. Contributions extending over a period of time in the past 12-7 ' will be taken into account, along with more recent activities. It has been determined by University of Delaware Engineering students that Nominations -may be submitted by wntmg a letter to: R. McDo~ough, Department of Electrical Engineering (DuPont Hall), Campus. These should be received by April 24, 1972. The awardee will be announced on Honors Day, May 9, 1972. great tasting 16" PIZZAS ARE AT LEAST 23.44% larger than any other "large " pizza sold in the Newark area at the same price. em n Bring this ad in for a FREE Pepsi with each slice of pizza or hot dog. Castle Mall Newark PAGE 8 UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, NEWARK, DELAWARE, MARCH 31, 1972 • • Raymond DeniesMaf 10 Affil iat I On By TRUE GRIT to work out of Atlantic City. "Well when you win 72-22 Scrub by Raymond, they can't attack you for Delaware's head football throwing the game. But I was coach, yesterday publicly accused of running up the : denied the allegation that he score by leaving the third unit was involved with the It\llian in when there were Mafia. cheer-leaders and managers In a closed-door session in who hadn't seen action." his la_yishly furnished office at Delaware Fieldhouse, an CIGAR obviously drained Raymond Raymond leaned back in told a Review reporter that his heavily padded leather he was a victim of chair, placed his pointed-toe "coincidental circumstances". shoes 'on the desk, and puffed on a fat Havana cigar. The articulate Blue Hen "And now there's this," he mentor retraced from the exclaimed, as the veins burst beginning the various forth from his neck and his episodes that have duped fans bushy eyebrows crept into believing his affiliation together." I can ;t believe how with the Italian mob was coincidental all this is." anything more than causal. Raymond was obviously referring to the latest incident CRUMBO in his searred career · which "It all began back in once again linked him. with an illegal activity. college," he related. "Sonny Mafia Photo Crumbo played quarterback After being named NCAA at the University of Milan at small college coach of the RENDEZVOUS- Scrubby Raymond receives a "gift" automobile after being named small college Miami and I was his favorite year in January, Raymond coach of the year. receiver. Everybody thought was presented with a new car it was a little strange that he to use for one year. - spent every halftime on the Just last week the FBI, in At Monthly Meeting phone, but he said he was collaboration with the Council OKs Three Measures By JACQUES STRAPP TUMMIES BECKON be expected to play with Several controversial issues Just before the meeting inferior balls." came into focus Wednesday adjourned for milk and t1ernia went on to at the monthly meeting of cookies at the Stadia Club, comment about the prospects the university's Athletic Nelson casually brought up for next year's rolling Hens. Council. the matter of replacing "We expect to utilize the The board first decided to varsity basketball with talent on hand to its fullest alter the school colors slightly intercollegiate roller derby. potential. John (Ruffed) by replacing the medium blue As five stomachs growled Grouse will be the key man. I shade with a sky blue hue to with hunger, the matter was understand Werewolf match the athletic director's passed unanimously in an Flounder is also mean on eyes. The matter was hotly obvious gut reaction. skates. Hick Richman will contested and remained still be captain and head deadlocked until the athletic Hoop coach Don Hernia jammer, providing he can director himself cast the was contacted about the learn to skate over the deciding vote. matter later in the afternoon. summer." With tears streaming down The Hen mentor seemed "We should be one of the his cheeks, athletic director unphased by the proposition. top five teams in the east," Ozzie Nelson thanked the "I've seen it coming all continued Hernia. "Right body for their "intelligent along," admitted Hernia. now we have games slaood decision." "With the rising cost of with the other four Eastern basketballs and · Converse Collegiate teams, and I expect shoestrings, the move was us to finish at least fifth." inevitable. After all, we can't TRABOOZE REFUTES President E.A. Trabooze lashed out against the motion. "I think it's absurd New Recruit and sacreligious to change the Courtesy of Cosa Nostra color. The expense of new Raym9nd signals that he has heard enough. uniforms will put a strain on Bunky Burroughs, our budget which we cannot 13-year-old star halfback of bear. And besides, I was the West End Giants Newark Police unturned talking to his girl back in holding out for aqua," the (Wilmington) will attend the Brooklyn. She sure affected evidence that revealed the university president admitted, university in September, him, though. Usually he "new" car was actu'ally a his bluish-green eyes misty wasn't worth a damn in the rebuilt '57 Studebaker which with emotion. 1976, the athletic department second half. was being used to smuggle Second on the agenda was announced Tuesday. uncut herion in from Canada. a measure to provide every The 5-2, 1 I 5 lb. speedster "The fact that Sonny varsity men's sport with was recruited by more than threw to me all the time had "I only loaned it out women managers, similar to 25 schools, and Coach nothing to do with any kind' once," bemoaned the coach, the present baseball setup. Scrubby Raymond was of relationship. We used to "and that ·; was to my fourth Diamond coach Bob obviously pleased with the shoot craps in the lockeroom Hammock delivered a cousin whose car happened to youth's selection. after practice sometimes, but break down while she was favorable appraisal of the nothing serious. visiting us. How was I to recent move, stating that "so "What I especially like "When I came to know her godfather was far, we've encountered only about Bunky," commented Delaware, the rumors died . Sonny Crumbo. I should have minor incidents and a little Raymond, "is that he has screwing around in the down because nobody figured known that car wasn't shown he can meet the the Mafia would operate out straight by its color--covert dugout." The council was so favorably impressed that they university's high academic of Newark. But after we were tan." standards." invited to fou~ straight I "One thing's for sure;" he i'-mediately approved an Boardwalk Strolls, · the · concluded. "I'm going to get amendment to include male hounds let loose again. After · the best lawyer managers for all womens' Photo by Barly Grooper all, the Mafia has been known possible--Luigi DeLuise." sports as well.,