March 18, 1982 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI·SAINT LOUIS Issue 419 'Day of Concern' unifies students

Barb DePalma

"We, the students and faculty of the University of Missouri at St. Louis, feel that the current budgetary policies are counterproduc­ tive to this campus and to the community. The current funding levels and any further reduc­ tions or reallocations will mean cutting into the meat and bone of our programs and activities which will have a negative impact on the quality this campus can offer." This passage, taken from petitions signed by 7,162 UMSL faculty and students, expressed the reason for the overflow audience at the "Day of Concern" held March 5 in the J .C. Penney Auditorium. The purpose of the Day of Concern was to make the community and state legislature aware of how much UMSL is being hurt by proposed budget cuts and insufficient state funding. UMSL is the second largest public university in the state and last in the amount of state funding it receives. The audience, estimated at approximately 1,500. came to hear Lt. Gov. Kenneth J. Rothman and other members of the Missouri legislature propose solutions for the severe budgetary cutbacks that have been made at UMSL. "Suddenly you have a keen awareness of government," Rothman said. "For the first Photos by Sharon Kubatzkv time, perhaps, you have directly felt the effect of a government that isn't responsive to the needs of its people. It's probably a lesson as important as you will learn on this campus." He continued by saying that much of the blame for current situations on campuses today is that students don't become actively involved in the governing system. One example of this, Rothman said, was the election of 1980 where the lowest percentage of voters were between the ages of 18 and 21. He said that by voting and by organizing, students can accomplish their goals. "We cannot expect any legislator to listen to us if we don't vote," said Tony Calandro, Student Assembly Grievance Committee chair­ person. "The single most powerful weapon we have to combat the cuts is our vote. Most of us take one hour a week off to go to church. Why can't we take one hour off every two years and vote?" Calandro /!Iso urged the crowd to write frequently to their state legislators to let them know that students at UMSL are concerned about what is happening to their campus. He said that if the students allow the spirit of the Day of Concern to die, the purpose will be lost. Kenneth J . Rothman Tony Calandro Wayne Goode Some of th.e cuts proposed fo.r the fall 1982 See "Concern," PIlI' inside

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Ed Shaughnessy, the drum­ mer on "The Tonight Show," performed at the first UMSl. Jazz Festival last week. The How much? UMSL Jazz Ensemble alao performed. . .. page 9 The 1982-83 budgIta for stu­ dent organlzatlone were ... Play ball leased recently. .., page 8 editorials ...... 4-5 The UMSL baseball season Is features/arts ..... 9-14 underway and the Rivermen, classifieds .. '- ...... 10 coming off a 17-24 season, around urns!...... 1 5 presently are 5-3 .... page 16 sports ...... · ._ .. < .16-19 page 2 CURRENT March 18,1982 newsbriefs ,Curators to meet at UMSL vance Committee. Larry Robinson of Springfield Barb DePalma At 3pm in 222 J.C. Penney, are slated to fill two of the three the curators will hold a " Rap terms that expired Jan. 1, 1981. Miss~d snow days The University of Missouri Session" to get direct input from Bond has delayed filling the Board of Curators will meet at UMSL students, faculty and seats until the state completed not to be' rescheduled UMSL next Thursday and Fri­ staff. its redistricting plan. day. "The rap session is very ' Russell, 29, is a 1977 Univer­ The University Senate has voted not to amend the ' class valuable because the curators The meeting will give the sity of Missouri-Columbia gra­ schedule to make up for the days lost due to the weather earlier get a different perspective on duate in business administra- ' this semester. At its meeting March 2, the Senate passed two students one more opportunity to things," said Larry Wines, Stu­ tion. He will replace Wallace R. voice their concerns, according resolutions: ,one calls for the scheduling of classes on intensive dent Association president. "M­ Stacey of Independence and to Tony Calandro, chairperson of study days (Wednesday, May 5 and Thursday, May 6) to be represent the Fourth Congres­ the Student Association Grie- ter this session they may ask a permitted at the option of the instructor and the other resolution few more questions before al­ sional District. Robinson, 40, 'states that classes that do meet on the intensive study days be locating funds." will represent the Seventh Dis­ scheduled at their regular times. The session is set up to allow trict in Springfield. Both terms Two other resolutions that would have adjusted some class Beer for blood students, faculty and staff to ask will expire in 1987. times to make up for lost time were discussed at the meeting, but Beta Alpha Psi, the nation­ questions to a panel of curators, Nominees for the Ninth Dis­ they were deleted after discussion. Members of the Senate al accounting fraternity, is UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. trict seat in Rolla are still being argued that adjusting class times might interfere with work sponsoring a campus-wide Grobman and UM President 'oo.nsidered, but Bond expects to schedules, as well as causing situations that might make it blood drive next Tuesday and James C. Olson. The name someone soon. impossible for some students to make it to class, therefore losing Wednesday in cooperation Student Association has appoint­ The Board of Curators is an more class time. with the American Red Cross ed 12 students to ask questions, administrative governing body The resolutions were proposed by the Curriculum and and the Office of Student but encourages all students to which deals directly with the Instruction Committee on the Senate. Life. The organization that attend to voice their concern UM Central Administration. The brings in the most donors will over the present campus situa­ board consists of nine members, be rewarded with a keg of tion. one from each Missouri congres­ Education grants offered beer by Best Beers, a local "This is the time to voice our sional district. Each member beer distributor. Some indivi­ campus concerns," said Wines. serves for six years; members The Midwest Community Education Development Education dual prizes will also be "I want the curators to 'be made are the major policy makers for Center is now accepting applications for the Charles Stewart Mott awarded. aware of this campus' specific the UM system. They are set up Fellowships in Community Education. The fellowships are offered The blood drive will be problems and concerns. I want to deal with university concerns by the School of Education. , held in 2~2 J.C. Penney from our unique problems to be and make the final decision in Fellowships will be offered to full-time degree candidates who 9am to 2pm each day. voiced clearly to them. I really UM issues. The curators are not have demonstrated leadership abilities and a professional The American Red Cross is hope they will get the input they salaried but receive reimburse­ commitment to the field of community education. Stipends counting on UMSL blood want." ment for expenses. offered by UMSL include master's fellowships of 54000 each, and donors to pick up the slack in Two nominations for the 1981 The [mal step in the appoint­ doctoral fellowships of S6000 each. Interns begin graduate study donors caused by the severe UM Board of Curators were ment process will come from' the in September although enrollment in summer sessions is winter weather. In the last submitted Friday, March 5 by Missouri Senate Gubernatorial suggested. Candidates pursue graduate degrees in a variety of two months 30 blood drives Governor Christopher S. Bond. Appointments Committee. They fields such as education, public ' policy administration, and have been cancelled because The final announcement of their will review the nominees and, if community psychology. of the weather, according to acceptance to the board was approved, Russell and Robinson Students interested in applying for the fellowship should Barbara Moch of the Ameri­ made yesterday, but after the could be serving on the board contact Everette Nance at 553-5746. can Red Cross. In addition, Current had gone to press. for the March 25 meeting at UMSL donors will be supply­ Doug Russell of Lebanon and UMSL. ing almost all of the platelets Seminar to be h·eld required by St. Louis area hospitals during the two days of the drive. Platelets are a on hazardous materials derivative of whole blood and DISCOVER the An intensive two-day seminar on regulations governing the are used in the treatments of handling and shipping of hazardous materials will be held in the many diseases. Undervvater World J .e. Penney Building at UMSL Wednesday and Thursday, With Help From The Pros At March 24 and 25 , from 8am-4pm. The program is designed for shippers, carriers, emergency response personnel, manufacturers, WEST END DIVING and companies handling and storing hazardous materials. LIIVING The Wednesday program will include presentations by the 1- -- -coupon ------Department of Transportation, Federal Aviation Administration, , S norkeling I Enroll now at Reg. $50 fee I and Environmental Protection Agency on current and proposed COLLIGI! regulations. Regulations and responses for the railroad industry Control Data I nstitute recom­ I and get second enrollment I W t will also be discussed. The program will close with a video mends that you stay and earn & I for a relative or friend : a er ' your degree" But if we can 't program documenting a well-coordinated response to a crash of : I Sports an airplane carrying hazardous materials. change your mind, we can Wi~~~~~I~~~n The second day of the seminar will includ ,: discussions on at least help you take advan­ Equipment I thru March 2,8, Ic tage of the college work I (complete pre-<:ertification course) I enter packaging specification, and the role of the on ·<.cene coordinator completed so far, in a hazardous materhils incident. ------~ The registratio'n fee for the seminar is S25 for both days, or S15 Through a new approach to WEST END DIVING CENTERS individualize'd instruction, NORTH: 11215 NATURAL BRIOOE RD, ' VVEST: 11004 MANCHESTER RD. for either one-day session. A Dean's Certificate of Completion BRIOOETON, tv1O.63044 Control Data Institvte can ST, LOUIS, tv1O. 63122 and Continuing Education Units (CEUs) will be presented for 314-731 -5003 31~-3005 help you get the training HOURS: successful participation in the two-day program. Additional Mon-Fri 9am to 8pm HOURS: Mon-Frl llam to 8pm you need to seek a career as Sat 9am to 5pm Sat lOam to 5pm information about the seminar can be obtained by calling Clark a Computer Programmer, o Hickman in Continuing Education-Extension at 553-5961. Operator or Computer Tech- ST. CHARLES: 403 SONDEREN nician, O'FALLON, tv1O, 63376 o 314-946-s:nl o CALL HOURS: Moo llamto6pm Career workshops offered Tu&-Fri llam to 8pm (314) 534.. 8181 Sat lOam to 4pm The Peer Counseling Center offers free workshops for UMSL students in time management and in career development. The and learn how the world of computers could be your time management workshop helps coordinate work, study, and world, too, - .. ..,.~ses ,_Now leisure time. The career planning workshop helps students decide on a major or a career. In addition, a variety of career materials forming! ! ---.--... ' is available. Additional information about either workshop can be CONTROL DATA obtained by calling 553-5711, or 553-5730, or by stopping by 427 INSTITUTE SSB. t:J1:\. dn edUCAtion se-rvKe of Sc ~~c- \:3~ CONT~Ol DMACOfI}'OR,AflON Des Peres Hall Writing job appraisals 3694 W. Pine St. Louis 63108 ~ct" to be discussed in seminar UMSL will offer a' one-day seminar on conducting effective t performance appraisals, Tuesday, April 6, from 8:30am-4:30pm in AMOCO'S the J.e. Penney Building.. The seminar is designed for t . supervisors who evaluate the job performance of others and personnel officers who train supervisors to conduct performance OUTSTANDING TEACHING AWARD t appraisals. The registration fee for the seminar is S110, including • seminar materials, parking and lunch. t The program will cover performance guides for evaluating $1,000 EACH AWARDED TWO NOMINEES t employees, common problems in conducting performance apprai­ sals, and diagnosing, the causes of ineffective performance. The t seminar will also cover legal issues in performance appraisal, and Nominations due: Noon, April 2, 1982 t will include skills practice. Breaugh and Decker will conduct two other seminars at UMSL t this Spring. They will lead a seminar covering on-the-job training Send to: Prof. Charles W. Armbruster 441 BH on Wednesday, April 28. A seminar on selection interviewing will t be offered Wednesday, May 12. Both seminars are scheduled Nomination forms auailable at u. Center Info. Desk from 8:30am-4:30pm. For a complete brochure on these seminars, or to register, contact ,Deborah Factory of UMSL Continuing or Room 324 Benton Hall II Education-Extension at 553-5961. t L_~ __ ~_---~ _____ ~_~ __ ~_~_~~J March 18, 1982. CURRENT page 3 Faculty considering future of chancellor

Lacey Burnette \ The Faculty Council passed a disqualifies him to be its chan­ Grobman has said that he will liberal arts core of the university resolution calling for the mailing cellor. Accordingly, we hereby not resign. In a meeting with the to provide for professional pro­ after the council had voted 18-12 request his resignation as Chan­ UMSL faculty Feb. 23, Univer­ grams. The resignation request Ballots will be opened next in favor of a resolution calling cellor of the University of Mis­ sity of Missouri President James states, "We believe that other Monday that will reveal whether for Grobman's resignation. The souri-St. Louis. If he does not e. Olson gave Grobman a vote opportunities for professional or not the UMSL faculty thinks resolution states, "We believe comply voluntarily, we further of confidence. "Chancellor Grob­ training at the University level Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman man has my support ... (he) has are desirable but only when they should resign. The ballots will that as Chancellor, Arnold Grob­ request that President Olson provided aggressive leader are funded by the University be opened at noon in 266 man has not acted in the best (University of Missouri President ship," Olson said. "I know there with additional monies. Strip­ University Center. The ballots interests of the University, that James C. Olson) and the Board are tensions on the campus and ping or eliminating essential and were mailed to the entire faculty his procedures may not change of Curators obtain his resigna­ I know that it is virtually valuable core programs to float over spring break by order of significantly, and that his con­ tion by whatevermeans neces­ impossible for a chancellor to be new enterprises which serve a the Faculty Council. cept of the University's mission sary." popular these days." relatively small number of stu­ The resignation request is a dents will be resisted by this result of discontent among the faculty to the best of its ability. faculty with the procedures used "Chancellor Grobman, since Women s conference planned at UMSL to implement Presi­ his arrival on campus, but dent Olson's three-year Compen­ especially during the past two or "Women's Alliances: The­ • Thursday, March 25 discussion. Admission is 52 for sation Improvement Plan to in­ three years, has pressed for new ory, Practice, and Potential" is -Keynote address by Bella general admission and 51.50 crease faculty salaries by making programs at all costs, whether the theme of the Conference on Abzug, 8pm, J.C. Penney Au­ for students. reductions in other areas. This new funds were available or Women's Issues at UMSL on ditorium. • Saturday, Much 27 campus was required to allow for not ... The Chancellor may under­ March 25, 26, and 27. • FrIday, March 26 -"Sisterhood Across Class, 53.75 million reductions over the stand what a University is, but The keynote speaker for the - "Women's Political Al­ Race, and Culture: Limitations three-year period. The faculty his priorities are leading to a conference will be Bella Ab­ liances: ERA, a Case Study," and Possibilities," 9:30- has said that there has not been smorgasboard of professional zug, a former member of the 9:30-11:30am, 126 J.C. Pen­ 11:30am, 126 J.e. Penney. enough faculty input in the and technical programs, which U.S. House of Representatives ney. Susan Hartman of the Elizabeth Weston of Washing­ UMSL reductions and that some are clearly periplHeral to the and president of Women-USA. UMSL history department; Su­ ton University of Sister Agnes proposals to reallocate money to fundamental mission of a univer­ She will speak on "Politics, san Sperry, former coordinator Marie Baer, director of the nursing and optometry are not sity. Moreover, these new pro­ Women, and the Economy," at of the Missouri ERA Coalition; New Lifestyle Program, will warranted. grams are being established at 8pm, March 25 in the J.e. and Roslyn Sherman, president lead the discussion of how the expense of programs that In response to charges that Penney Auditorium. of the local Coalition of Labor women have bridged class and are basic to the University." faculty were not involved in the Union Women chapter, will race differences. On March 4, a letter signed The three-day conference reallocation process, Grobman lead the discussion. -"Grass Roots Alliances: by 11 academic officers expres­ will feature various workshops stressed that until reallocation -"Black Women's Alliances How To Find Them, How To sed support for Grohman. The on women's alliances. Work­ plans are accepted by Olson and in St. Louis: Past and Pre­ Form Them," 1:30-3:30pm, letter stated that the call foJ' shop coordinators represent approved by the Board of Cur­ sent," 1:30-3:30pm, 126 J.C. 126 J.C. Penney. Jackie Kas­ Grobman's resignation was de· local, state, and national or­ ators, they are subject to review, Penney. Ina Watson, director souff of the UMSL speech trimental to the interests of ganizations. comments, suggestions and re­ of the UMSL Black History department; Kate Conner, a UMSL. The conference fs supported Project; Mikki Brewster, vice member of Matrix, Inc.; Chris commendations from anyone by a grant from the Missouri president of the Programs for Dougher, president of Good who wishes to participate. The letter continued, "Be­ Committee for the Humanities, Black Women and Business Works, Inc.; and Geri Redden, "I recognize that concerned cause the Chancellor is working Inc., an arm of the National Dynamics; and Freda Wither­ founder of Redevelopment Op­ people may disagree on proce­ toward a reconsideration of the Endowment for the Human­ spoon, past president of Top portunities for Women, will dures, objectives, and the re­ Compensation Improvement Plan ities. The UMSL Women's Ladies of Distinction, will lead lead this discussion. sults of difficult decisions that put forward to UMca (Univer· Center, as well as Women's the discussion. Those attending the confer­ we are obligated to make. I wish sity of Missouri Central Admini· 'Studies and women's programs -"Women: Old Maps and ence should register when they this process could be pursued stration), we conclude that a in Continuing Education, spon­ New Maps to Old Lands," first arrive. The J .C. Penney without divisiness, but that may request for his resignation un­ sor the conference. 8pm, J.e. Penney Auditorium. Building is accessibl7 to the not be possible," Grobman said. dermines his effectiveness in Admission to all events is This is a multi-media chamber physically handicapped; those The issue of new program bringing about the changes that free, unless otherwise noted. theater presentation of prose needing special arrangements we and the facuIty both desire." The events scheduled are: and poetry, followed by a can call 553-5380. development, Grobman said, re­ presents a major philosophical The letter was signed by division. Grobman said he felt Robert S. Bader-dean of the strongly that the campus' major College of Arts and Sciences, strength lies in the core pro­ Howard Benoist-director for the grams in the liberal arts and Center for the Academic Devel­ sciences, but at the same time, opment, Jerry C. Christensen­ "this campus simply must do a dean of the School of Optometry, more effective job of providing Dona.ld H. Driemeier-dean of the additonal professional programs School of Business Administra­ for its current and future stu­ tion, William L. Franzen-dean of dents." Grobman added that no the School of Education. new programs will be imple­ mented until the funding situa­ Thomas E. Jordan-dean of the tion changes. Graduate School. Ronald D. Krash-director of the Thomas The faculty statement calling Jefferson Library, Shirley A. for Grobman's resignation a­ Martin-dean of the School of grees that UMSL's strength is in Nursing, H.E. Mueller-registrar, its liberal arts programs and that Ronald J. 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Chalk one up for the students needed to see imme­ needed to act as a group and and we do have the attention more aware of just how students. diate feedback from some­ the large showing of students of the legislators. We cannot powerful a voice we may have The Day of Concern was a body with some political did more than 1500 letters abandon our efforts and our in governmental issues and in success. It accomplished power. could have accomplished. feelings after one moment of this university. Students, exactly what it was meant to Students needed the oppor­ The students on this cam­ success . . Now that we have while representing a large accomplish-make the UMSL tunity to be heard and that pus needed and must contin­ made ourselves heard, our percentage of eligible voters, community and the Missouri goal was accomplished. Emo­ ue to show they are concern­ cause known and people are traditionally have a poor vot­ legislators aware of what is tions cannot always be ade­ ed about what is -happening listening, we must keep mov­ ing record. It is time for us to going on at the University of quately expressed through here at UMSL. This univer­ ing forward. Now we can utilize the power of our Missouri and specifically written words as well as they sity is too young to be write those letters, or call our numbers. It is time for us to UMSL. might be through verbal com­ stripped down to its core and representatives to reinforce start voting. The students on this cam­ munication, actions and num­ that is exactly what may our efforts. pus needed to gain the atten­ bers. happen if we allow it. We gave one good showing tion of government officials; Numbers were crucial for Students have the power to Thanks to the guidance and in voicing of concern. What attention that could not be the success of the Day of cause change and we must leadership of Tony Calandro, gotten as effectively by we need now are more ways Concern. Those numbers execute that power. chairperson of the Student to express our mounting con­ merely writing letters. The spoke louder than words. The But let's not stop now. We Assembiy Grievance Commit­ legislators needed the atten­ cern while clearly stating the 1500 students attending the have the attention of univer­ tee, the Day of Concern was facts of the issue at hand. tion-getter that the Day of Day of Concern made the sity officials, the outside com­ pulled off and consequently, Concern provided and the Any more ideas for us biggest impact. The students munity and the legislators- as students, we have become Tony? Elections sloppy History has shown that deadlines was sloppy. But elections in general on this rather than hold the elections campus bring a low voter over, the Court ruled to turnout. The -Senate Elections uphold the elections as being held March 1 and 2 were no valid and gave the Election • 7 DAY exception. Commission a slap on the It would be easy to say that wrist. This lets the Commis­ • WELCO this election was just a typical sion off the hook. Even election-but it wasn't. The though the first election was • SPORT low turnout was not the result mismanaged the ruling of the of student apathy. A better Court prevents any further turnout might have been not­ attempts to remedy the si­ ed had the Election Com­ tuation. It also eliminates the mission put a little more opportunity for any student effort into publicizing the who had serious intentions of election. The flyers placed in actively participatin in the the seats of the large lecture Senate next year from doing halls in Lucas, SSB and so. Clark, in the Underground Budgetary problems were 3+wJe-« s."o.t~ and on various bulletin listed as a reason why the Elec"ionS boards around campus ob­ elections could not be re­ 1'O.IIILO viously were not effective. held. Money is always a hurdle but that does not So, a grievance was filed excuse the fact that the with the Student Court a­ Election Commission ran a gainst not only the inade­ sloppy election. quate publicity ' for the elec­ In a few weeks the student tion, but also 'inadequate­ body will face yet another pUblicity involved in inform­ election in which it will elect ing students of the deadline the 1982-83 Student Assem­ for Senate candidacy applica­ bly president, . vice-president tions. and representatives. Students The grievance was heard should not have to be subject­ earlier this week and the ed again to ' the same type of Court agreed: the publicity incompetency displayed by for the elections and filing the commission.

CURRENT UNlVERSrrY OF MlSSOum-SAINT LOUIS STAFF The CUrrent is published weekly on Thursdays EdItor ...... Cheryl Keatbley at: Copy EdItor...... Jeaa W_I Grobman conflict takes University of Missouri-St. Louis New. EdItor ...... Lac:ey Barnette CurreDt Aul.taut New. EdItor...... Barb DeP...... 1 Blue Metal Office Bldg. FeatarealAna EdItor...... Debble Saebart heat off Olsonomics 8001 Natural Bridge Road Aul.taut Ana EdItor...... Shawa Foppe Dear Editor: is in full agreement with Presi­ St. Louis, MO 63121 Sports EdItor...... JIm Sc:haarba.eh dent Olson. Somewhere down Phone: 553-5174 AaaI.taut Sports EdItor...... Roan DptoD I am not the smartest guy on the line, we are going to have to Sports COlamal.t...... Jeff Kadar., the block. In fact, there are come up woth more money to Advertising rates are available upon request by Anand UMSL EdItor...... SDUIl ReD some who have suggested that I attract and retain a high quality contacting the Business Office at 553-5175. Photography Dlrector...... Sharoa Kabatzly make Math 40 or Chern 11 my faculty and staff. The difference Space reservations for advertisement must be Assistaut Photo Dlrector ...... JIm H1c~ major. However, you don't have is in priorities. According to this received by 3pm on the Friday prior to the date TypeeeUen ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• M.aIty' mill to be brilliant at economics or a plan as I understand it: first we of publication. EIaIae Robb whiz at political science to give part of the faculty and staff JeffLamh realize that President Olson's a salary or wage increase; The Current, financed in part by student Production ChIef••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Jeff Kachao plan for wage and salary in­ second, we fire the rest; third, activity fees, is not an official publication of the ProductioD AuI.tauts...... Le .. Nlewald creases is highly questionable. we offset this by cutting out vital University of Missouri. The university is not Jeff Lamb There is no question, however, classes, lab instructors, univer­ responsible for the CurreDt'. contents and Sharoa Kobuh that if this plan goes through, it sity personnel, eliminate the policies. B...... MJaaaaer ...... Yatee SIIDders will be disasterous for the stu­ computer center and even re­ Advertlalaa Dlrector...... Tom Straaahaa dents at UMSL and certainly duce the university security Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the Ad CoaatnactJoalst••••••••••••••••••••••••• Shbtey W ....t counterproductive to the states' Force (question: does this mean opinions of the editorial staff. Articles labeled CIrcaIatIoa Maaaier...... KIrII Deekea efforts since 1963 to develop a no more parking tickets?); and "Commentary" are the opinion of the indivi­ Graphic ArtI.ts ...... D.vId 1'nauDeI major state university in the finally, by this time we should dual writer. -" David BOIDaaa metropolitan St. ' Louis area. Idealistically, I think everyone See "Lett.-.," page 5 March 18,1982 CURRENT page 5 ,letters Trust your helath care

from page 4 to think that they are powerless plished without an increase to to nursing professionals have completed our $600,000 to respond to the thousands and the budget-pointed out that the student cafeteria and $250,000 thousands of petitioners who plan could only be implemented Dear Editor: UMSL has afforded us this walkway. have appealed to them for help. at the expense of the students opportunity. We have a faculty They not only have the right and a drastic reduction in clas­ Nu-ising is in its adolescence­ consisting of all doctorate-pre­ Somehow, I get the feeling but the obligation, as respon­ ses and services. viewed by many as only a pared professors, (which very that the entire package is not sible members of the state legis­ I wonder if the students at "trade" or "occupation." How­ few programs can claim), and a wrapped too tight...or we aren't lature, to question the proposals ever, most of the people who holistic philosophy of nursing. playing with a full deck. We're UMSL aren't being led down the of the university administration. Old Garden Trail. Are we being view it this way have usually not The students are dedicated robbing Peter to pay Paul. I'm required our services in any The university, after manipulated into a conflict with and motivated-I doubt if any having a hell of a -time trying to extended capacity. professor could dispute this. We all, is a service provided for by the facuity and Chancellor understand Reaganomics and a the state and paid for by tax bring to UMSL an eclectic, Grobeman in order to distract We are currently in the pro­ trickle down economy, but dollars. It's part of their job to dynamic group-which I can our concentration on and our cess of validating our discipline Olsonomics is completely over monitor where those tax dollars only see as an advantage for the my head. Considering what we opposition to the proposed wage as both a science and an art; go and how they are spent. It's increase? university. The university af­ have just survived, an across the like your father giving you when caring for human beings it fords us an opportunity to ex­ is essential not to separate these board 10 percent budget cut last twenty dollars to buy a book and We are getting so caught up pand our careers by offering this two perspectives. All of us have year and inflation taking another you tell him that you are going emotionally in the situation that wonderful program. Please don't returned to school because we 10 percent, (this figure could be to drop it into a Pac Man we are overlooking the cause of make us apologize for being slightly lower depending upon machine because you need to it all, that being that we give up feel a strong commitment to here. improve and extend our capacity which political party you listen develop your reflexes. You may another $1.25 million of our I hope you or your loved ones as health care deliverers. To to), now seems hardly the time indeed need to develop your already slashed budget to sup­ never have the necessity for accomplish this we must have for the university administration reflexes, but five will get you port President Olson's plan. His extensive nursing care, but if to start looking for fat that they ten you won't be using his position can only be strengthen­ not only a solid science basis, you do, I hope it is delivered by • but an extensive liberal arts can use to support Olson's twenty bucks to do it. ed by the conflict on campus and a professional with an education education as well (as I have program or even think about I am sure that these lawmak­ Grobman's removal. and a philosophy like ours. removal. said, we deal with human making additional internal cuts. ers are aware that President Deirdre Gallagher-Blumeathal If President Olson is just a little beings). Olson was turned down flat, at I do not question the need for R.N. patient, I am sure the legisla­ least twice, by the legislature a salary and wage increase. It ture will find the fat for him when he tried to get increased would be great if our faculty and when they go to handing out the wages. It was considered, and staff could get salaries and Creation vs. evolution money for next year's budget. rightly so, that (1) the state wages comparable to other uni­ Speaking of the legislature ... could not afford it, (2) that such versities in the Big Eight and Dear Editor: ematical probabilities, etc. They while I know and respect the a move would be inflationary, Big Ten. They deserve it. I do, are to that extent "scientific." distinguished guests at the Stu­ and (3) that his proposal would however, question its advisa­ A comment regarding the Post Th e editorial objects that the dents Day of Concern, (God certainly have a rippling effect bility at this time, and in this Dispatch editorial (Feb. 20) bill , Quid be used to sneak the knows, no one has done more on the other departments within manner, its fairness to others against the Missouri bill which Bibk into public schools. But for UMSL than Wayne Goode or the state system. I doubt if within the state system and the would allow (not require) science the oill does not call for this, Ken Rothman), I cannot agree President Olson's latest argu­ certain adverse effects that it teachers to present scientific allo' ing only the presentation of with their position that they can ment to the legislature-that a will generate. evidence in support of creation: scie lcific evidence, and the stat­ do nothing. It is too far fetched wage increase could be accom- James W. Gerleman While the article flaunts the ed r:bjection reflects an unac· credentials of Professor Granger cept i1 ble attitude of "priOl of UMSL who spoke before the restraint" (i.e. don't ever toler· Student praises Programming for light opera legislative committee against the ate lhe exercise of legal right A bill, it conveniently failed to because it might conceivably in The funds for the performance Dear Editor: projects for which they can identify equally credentialed some instance facilitate illegal came from the budget of the Amidst the turmoil over bud­ spend our money. Perhaps we proponents such as Dr. Menton, activity B). get cuts to university programs Office of Student Life. And the can finance a covered walkway Associate Professor of Anatomy, According to the Human;st there appeared a new program funds for that budget came from from the chancellor's residence Washington University School of Manifesto evolution is a basic which I hope will grow into a student fees. And 10 and behold to his office. Better yet we could Medicine. and essential tenct of secular permanent one on our campus. I the audience primarily consisted build a heliport in his backyard The editorial also flatly states humanism, which itself has been refer to the thoroughly enjoyable of students. It is so nice to see and purchase a helicopter so that creationism is not science. declared by the Supreme Court and uplifting light opera that the system work as initially that he can fly to his office But this is true only to the exact to be a religion. Yet this does was performed at noon on planned. That is, students di­ without having to look at any degree that it's true of evolu­ not preclude the wholesale pro­ March 1 in the student lounge. rectly benefitted from other stu­ faculty or students. On second tion. Neither creation or evolu­ mot'MI of evolu t'i m in the class­ Judging from the applause after dent fees. The administration, thought the helicopter may dis­ tion are subject to the experi­ rOOIT:. the performance I would say that with their money-grubbing rupt the FM waves from the mental method and thus neither Likewise, the fact that the all who viewed the show will hands, were unable to affect this radio station and cause a certain are scientific in the strict sense. creation concep, is congruent concur with this opinion. particular event. amount of consternation a­ But in so far as both concepts with the Biblical view should be However, I'm sure that once mongst a certain Set. constitute theoretical models seen only as incidental and our nefarious chancellor and his But, until such efforts are which can be scrutinized and should not preclude the volun­ diabolical henchmen learn that realized I urge the Office of evaluated in light of presently tary presentation of scientific student fees 'actually benefitted StudentLife to continue this type known scientific laws of gene­ evidence in its support. students they will be quite of programming. Once students tics, thermodynamics, math- Robert Levin chagrined, and they will most know there will be a perform­ probably plan a method by ance at the same time and same which such funds can be di­ place every week, the solidity of A poem: Day of Concern this program will be established. rected into areas that have little chance. or nothing to do with students. Once established it will be Dear Editor: Packed are his books, Now that the student-funded, harder to covertly garnish our Day of Concern funds. Tomorrow a new administration. NON-STUDENT-USED WALK­ Pro-staff our chancellor Perhaps a good one, WAY IS NEAR COMPLETION, Steve Szymczak Oh, reality's sorrow, Or still Illinois shall lead. I'm sure there are other useless Student Like Reaganomics on the off -G.C.W.

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Twenty-six organizations received bud- Travel 250.00 Subscription ·and books 250.00 Parlor games 350.00 get allocations from the Student Activities Insurance 850.00 Total allocated $ 4,795.00 Summer workshop 2,600.00 Budget Committee for fiscal year 1982-83 Repair and maintenance 2,CXXl.00 Skill building workshops 500.00 last week. The allocations were made Bact debt allowance 1,350.00 Housing Referral Service 1,CXXl.00 from S189,351 in projected student ac- Total $38,951.00 Weekend film series 30,885.00 10,032.00 tivity fCl(s. Full-time UMSL students will Less projected revenue 27,CXXl.OO IVIedleval War Garners Video series pay S42 per semester in activity fees this (Requested $2,443.67) One major lecture 6,250.00 Total allocated $11,951.00 fall , S10 of which goes toward student Administration $ 25.00 Two intermediate lectures 8,CXXl.00 organizations. . Books and magazines 50.00 Wednesday Noon Live 9,200.00 Organizations that wish to appeal the Two intermediate lectures 10,700.00 Student Activities Budget Committee Total allcx:ated $ 75.00 One major concert 9,400.00 allocation must submit a written state- DIsabled Students Union Homecoming 1,250.00 ment of appeal and the specific items that (Requested $2,485.(0) Miscellaneous programs 3,CXXl.00 they wish to be reconsidered to the Office Administration $250.00 MusIc Educators NatIonal Con'-'ce Miscellaneous 7,600.00 of the Dean of Student Affairs, 301 Disability Awareness Week 600.00 (Requested $800.(0) Total $96,317.00 Woods Hall, by 4pm April 8. The Student Mini Campus Awareness Administration $90.00 Projected revenue Activities Budget Committee and the Sessions 400.00 Projects 400.00 Weekend Film Series $19,950.00 University Senate Student Affairs Com- Publications and publicity 75.00 Two intermediate concerts 1,800.00 mittee will hold a joint meeting to hear ·Total allocated $1,250.00 Total allocated $ 565.00 One major concert 2,CXXl.00 appeals on April 15;· Total $23,750.00 Total allocated evening College Council New Student OrIentation (total less revenue) $72,567.00 1982-83 BUDGET BASED ON (Requested $10,410.55) (Requested $5,200.(0) PROJECTED FEES TOTALLING $189,351 Administration $ 225.00 Administration $ 4,CXXl.00 Koffee Klotch 4,823.15 Amerlc:an Optometric Student AseocIatlon Spring Dance 1,425.00 Peer Counseling Student National education AseocIatlon (Requested $7,900.(0) Evening Tide (newsletter) 650.00 (Requested $14,725) (Requested $220.(0) Administration $ 450.00 U.S. Association of Evening Administration $ 425.00 Meetings $ 150.00 Projects 1,600.00 Students 740.00 Tours, meetings and Printing and publicity 30.00 Publicity 300.00 conventions 1,450.00 Total allocated $ . 180.00 Total allocated $ 2,050.00 Elections 25.00 Wage payrool 7,CXXl.00 Publications and publicity 1,CXXl.00 Total· allocated $ 8,188.1 5 Contingency 100.00 UMSL Model United Nations Associated Black Collegians Total allocated $ 9,975.00 (Requested $992.63) (Requested $13,001.(0) Administration $ 37.00 Administration $ 545.00 Forensics and Debate Club Convention 930.00 Newspaper (monthly) 3,688.00 (Requested $6,345.(0) Political ScIence Academy Publicity 25.00 BI~k Culture Week 3,CXXl.OO Tournaments $6,CXXl.OO (Requested $1,223.(0) Project Acquaintance 900.00 Total allocated $ 992.00 Administration $ 138.00 Tours 400.00 Publications 60.00 Promotion and publicity 500.00 18 Cercle Francais Newsletter 225. (X) Publications 10.00 UMSL Panhellenlc AssocIation (Requested $287.(0) Films 300.00 Administration $ 50.00 (Requested $835.(0) Total allocated $ 9,043.00 Administration $ 30.00 Films 117.00 Total allocated $ 1,223.00 Total allocated $ 167.00 UMSL Pr&-1VIed SocIety Awards Day (Requested $40.00) (Requested $650.00) Student Accountant Administration $ 25.00 Health Opportunities & Career Alliance M isce" aneous $ 650.00 (Requested $3,500) Publicity 15.00 (Requested $250.(0) Salary and duplicating 2,CXXl.00 Total allocated $ 40.00 Administration $ 50.00 Projects 100.00 Beta Alpha Psi Total allocated $150.00 Student AssocIation (Requested $2,660.(0) University Players (Requested Blood Drive $ 300.00 $10,475) (Requested $27,970.(0) Administration $ 1,650.00 Professor for a Day 180.00 Production supplies Projects 720.00 Speakers program 200.00 International Student OrganIzation and equipment $16,676.16 Wage payroll Tax Service 711.00 (Requested $3,495.(0) $ 5,900.00 Business, publicity Publicity and publications 1,CXXl.00 Materials and duplication 58.00 Administration $ 100.00 and royalties 6,485.84 International Week 1,795.00 Equipment 175.00 Wage and payroll 3,~.00 Dinner dance 250.00 Student Court 100.00 Total allocated $ 1,449.00 Total allocated $26,970.00 Total alloca~ed $2145.00 Total allocated $ 9,545.00

Current Student Ufe (Requested $17,140.00) KWMU Student Staff University Singers (Requested Printing (26 issues) $19,500.00 (Requested $17.121.(0) $133,070.(0) (Requested $9,038.(0) Mimeograph operations $ 1,00.00 Wage payroll 10,CXXl.00 Administration $2,745.00 Concerts $ ·710.00 1,863.00 Commission 1.00 AdvertiSing 500.00 aulletin Ixlard support Tours 3,500.00 Supplies 4,CXXl.00 Equipment 1,200.00 Carpool 1,CXXl.00 Total allocated 4,210.00 Communications 1,CXXl.00 On campus events 100.00 Awards banquet dance 800.00 Concern mendment, approved by voters was being wasted on unneces­ Both Calandro and Student said. in 1980, limits state spep.ding sary things such as a walkway Association President Larry Calandro added that there are from page 1 without voter approval. It is to the J .C. Penney Building and Wines were surprised but two more opportunities for stu­ semester include: reducing li­ supposed to cut the fat out of the renovation of the cafeteria. pleased with the number of dents to voice their concern. On brary hours and acquisitions, the government and reallocate that Someone then demanded to students who attended the rally. April 6 the Student Mobilization number of Evening College clas­ money in other directions. . know what the legislators would They had predicted a turnout of Against Cuts (SMAC), a national ses, the School of Business do to make sure that this would between 650 and 800 students. student organization, will be budget, funding for the compu­ "When Mr. Hancock says he not continue. "I didn't anticipate any kind meeting at UMSL. ter center which will offer wants to cut the fat out of the of crowd control," · Calandro Also, the Board of Curators courses in only one time slot and government, he is talking about "The way the constitution was said, "until I saw the aisles fill will hold its monthly meeting in suspending admissions into higher education," Goode said. set up was so that the nasty up. It was a great turnout." 222 J.C. Penney on Thursday, ~some masters' programs. Cuts politicians couldn't get their March 25. A "rap session," in several other areas also are One alternative for the cam­ hands on the operations of this To assure brief and varied which allows free input from being considered. pus, suggested by a student in campus," Rothman said, "and questions, 15 questions were faculty, staff and students, will Following Rothman's introduc­ the audience, was for more that's how it should be. There pre-written and given to selected be held at 3pm. tory speech the floor was opened representation on the University really isn't anything the elected students in the audience. How­ "This could be considered as to questions from students to the of Missouri Board of Curators. official can do. If you have any ever, only two of the fifteen 'Day of Concern II,' " Calandro panel of Missouri legislators. complaints about your campus, people were chosen and the said. "I'm inviting everybody to .Rothman , Rep. Wayne Goode, The curators are part of the talk to your curators." other questions came through attend. Hopefully we'll get 1,000 and Sens. John Bass and Allan political process, Bass explained, Budgetary cutbacks have af­ random audience selection. students there." Mueller responded to questions and are chosen according the the fected all four campuses in the "A lot of people knew they from the audience, although geographics of the state. The UM system with money being were upset, but didn't know curators are responsive to the many answers were not what the cut to raise employee compen­ enough about the budget pro­ university and its needs, he students wanted to ·hear. sation throughout the system. A cess to ask any questions," said said, because the university only planning exercise · designed by Earl Swift, Student Association BR~KDALE "ff you don't have revenue, exists because the students · are UM President James C. Olson vice president. you can't spend it," Goode said. there. outlines cost reductions over the Calandro said that the invita­ Shampoo & Stylecut "Higher education is getting its · "You get a curator from a next three years. tion was opened to get as many for Men & Women share of the tax revenue, but it geographic area," Bass said, St. Louis legislators on campus is a share of a very small pie." "and that stiII does not neces­ "I think the day was a as possible, especially Mayor Both· Goode and Mueller said sitate that he will be responsive success," . Calandro said. "The Vincent Schoemehl and Gov. $7 legislators got a very distinct that in order to· generate · more to this particular community." Christopher S. Bond. However, n11 revenue in Missouri, it would be impression that a lot of students many declined because they saw Clayton Rd. necessary to have a moderate · One student in the audience were upset. However, if we just UMSL as "a political hotbed and 727-8143 alleged that UMSL was mis­ let it die after today; nothing didn't know what they could Get lilt.,..,.,.. WIllI tax increase and to · modify the ...1IIt~prico Hancock amendment. · The a- managing funds and that money will have been accomplished. expect if they came," Calandro March 18, 1982 C~ ••ENT page7 Chancellor transfers KWMU to speech

mend to UMSL Chancellor Ar­ help our acade,mic areas. This KWMU is not now receiving the end graveyard shift," the report nold B. Grobman appropriate should contribute to the overall professional instruction required states. The Student Staff broad­ roles for KWMU support quality of the professional sta" for an effective educational ex­ As of Sept. · 1, 1982 the casts from llpm Friday to 7am groups. tion. perience in broadcasting, nor is Saturday, llpm Saturday to 6am administration of KWMU will be These are the recommenda­ In a memorandum, Grobman the excellent professional staff of transferred to the Department of Sunday, and llpm Sunday to tions of Chancellor Grobman stated that an increasing number KWMU seriously involved in the 6am Monday. Speech Communications from after studying a 78-page report of students ' have been seeking education of our students." University Relations. The De­ The report continues, ••A joint on KWMU by A. Nancy Ava­ broadcast training and that the Avakian's report pointed out partment of Speech Communi- proposal between the 'station and kian, assistant vice chancellor "university has not been provid­ that there is now no faculty or the Speech Communications de­ cations will hire a senior faculty for Academic Affairs. Grobman ing those students with an ade­ KWMU professionals supervis­ partment to have an additional member who will siJpervise stu" requested the report. quate background to support ing the Student Staff on their faculty member who would teach dents pursuing an education in " We think this is a very good such career goals .. .little or no shifts. "Apparently each things one or more classes in the broadcasting; establish policies decision," said Jim Fay, chair­ guidance currently is being pro­ the other is responsible. The governing the programming of person of the Speech Communi­ vided for 'students while on-the­ present faculty advisor has in­ Speech department and super­ vise Student Staff has not been KWMU, supervise the KWMU cations department. "The de­ air or while preparing to ' be dicated a willingness to visit the implemented at this time." general manager and recom- partment has felt that this will on-the-air. The student staff of students bi-weekly on the week- Fay said that the standard Speech Communications faculty search committee will conduct the search for the faculty mem­ ber. He added that students will have a chance to speak to ~# No ORDINARY .~ applicants when they come in and that students will be involv­ ed in the process. FAST FOOD PLACE Both the proposal to transfer the administration of KWMU and to hire an additiOl.al faculty CAN MAKE THIS OFFER. member were includ(>.j in the 13 Cut out the coupons and recommendations Avakian in­ cluded in the report. 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A REAL PRO: Ed Shaughnessy, the pulse behind the Johnny carson "Tonight Show" with Doc Severinsen's band, highlighted the UMSL jazz festival. Uiqh note reached at­ first UMSL jazz festival to a two day thing so that the servatory of Music (from Daniel c. Aanakin guest artist would have some Chicago), Webster College, time to spend with our kids." Southern Illinois University­ A performance by Ed Eventually, Matzke would also Edwarsville, "Meramec Commun­ Shaughnessy, the "Tonight like to show a profit off of the ity College, Kansas City Com­ Show" drummer, and the UMSL festival so that he could develop munity College, and Central Jazz Ensemble highlighted the a jazz scholarship. "This year, Missouri State University (from first UMSL Jazz Festival, which we're not making any money," Warrensburg). was held last Sunday. The bands were judged by The Jazz Festival is the brain­ Shaughnessy, Herb Drury, and child of Rex Matzke, Director of • Leo Cheers, a local jazz disc Jazz Ensembles at UMSL. review jockey from WMRY. Drury is Matzke has done this kind of piano instructor at UMSL and thing before (at the University of Matzke said, "but Grey Eagle has headed the Herb Drury trio Wisconsin.Lacrosse) and been Distributors are paying for what­ for many years. successful. ever we don't make." The second phase of the "I thought we really needed The festival was a day long festival was a pair of clinics some kind of a local thing," affair, which was divided into given by Shaughnessy and Matzke said. ''There really isn't three basic sections. In the See "Jazz," page 14 anything like this in the area." morning and early afternoon, Matzke emphasized that this jazz combos and big bands were will be an ongoing affair. "We'll judged on their performances. photos by bring in a name artist every Schools participating in this year. Eventually, we'd like to go event were the American Con- Sharon Kubatzky

ALL THAT JAZZ:. Larry Johnson, below on tenor sax, and Bruce Waldt, below rlg~t on ~ultar, were two of the many outstanding soloists from the UMSL Jazz Band concert. Rex Matzke, right, directs his band. page 10 CURRENT Marcb 18, 1982 Players take a beast and perform a beauty

Shawn Foppe ing in other scenes. This is mainstay and success of the he is killed off-stage, was both Patrick's first show at UMSL • entire show. They carried the horrifying and real. Fialka's and doing Shaw is something review show and it was obvious from acting during the burning of the [CrItic's note: Recently I had the very hard to start with, yet both the start that they were the true Library of Alexandria scene was opportunity to review the Uni­ stars. tremendously funny. the audience and I fell in love when an actor knows he is funny versity Players' production of Gregory Alkofer as Ptolemy, with her performance. and reacts to that himself-these Two other good performances _ Shaw's "Caesar and Oeopatra" the queen's brother and boy Although Wells and Patrick three were not guilty of that were those of Richard Green and from a unique standpoint. As a held the lead roles, the best and Pharoah, made his UMSL debut theatrical sin. AI Fialka as Pothinus arid Theo­ wardrobe - supervisor, I had a favored performances were those and stole the hearts of the entire chance to acquaint myself with It was the performances of dotus respectively. Green' s of David Wassilak as Britannus; these three which were the scream in the fourth act, when See "Play," page 14 various aspects of the show. My Doug Evans as Apollodorus; and position brought me closer to the Mary Scheppner as Ftatateeta. production and gave me a great­ Wassilak portrayed a moral­ er insight Into the expectations istic Briton. His main worries and Umltatlons of the show_J were how things would appear If one word could be used to to the masses. He even seems to describe the University Players' reprimand himself at one time production of George Bernard when he lets his emotions get Shaw's "Caesar and Cleopatra," the better of him. the word would be "elegant." Evans' portrayal of Apollodor­ The dictionary defines elegant as us, the partrician artist from "tastefully luxurious," and truly Sicily, was excellent. He was in the various aspects of the pro­ constant awe of Cleopatra's bea­ duction were both tasteful and uty and willingly admitted his luxurious. admiration of "Sicilian taste to The story is that of the Egyptian beauty." relationship between Caesar and Scheppner as Ftatateeta was Cleopatra during his stay in exceptional. She too; worried Egypt. about scandal and the queen's Jason Wells was good as safety. I wish Shaw had seen fit Caesar. As usual, Wells was in to allow Ftatateeta to live for it top-form as he overcame the was she who was killing out of problems of dealing with Shaw's necessity. By killing Pothinus, stylized speech of the 19th cen­ she proved exactly how much tury. He was so believable that she cared for the queen. in Act III, Scene 2, when The main atrribute of Schepp­ Apollodorus jumps into the sea ner's, Evans', and Wassilak's and Caesar yells "Bravo, performances was that each of bravo!', many people had pro­ their characters was humorous, blems differentiating Caesar yet they acted completely ser­ from Wells. iously, allowing the audience to Lisa Patrick was excellent as enjoy them that much more. The Photo by Jim Hickman. Cleopatra-she was coY ' where worst thing that can possibly ROYAL BLOOD: Cklug Evans as Apollodorus (center) dl8CUS8eS the question of royalty with Flatateeta, necessary yet forceful JIld feel- happen to a performance is Mary Scheppner (left) and Oeopatra, Usa Patrick (right).

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Olarmagne Schneider In addition, the Peer Counsel­ "sometimes seniors have more by undergraduates, they are less of his or her major, but a ing Center maintains an up-to­ academic pressure because they trained and supervised by, and majority of the counselors are date career development library are taking upper level courses work in conjunction with, profes­ psychology and social work ma­ You're feeling the tension for students to use in conjunc­ sional counselors and psycholo­ jors. "For students who want to mounting because of having to ,and they are financially drained tion with the workshops or on gists in the UMSL Counseling do professional counsel­ balance the conflicting responsi­ by the time they are seniors." . Center. ing," said Beck, "the peer bilities of school, work and your their own. The library is open One advantage that the Peer The pre-training period for counseling experience provides personal life and because there Monday through Friday between Counseling Center has over tra­ peer counselors is one year them with vital on-the-job train­ never seems to be enough time 8am-5pm. ditional forms of counseling is during which they must take ing and experience. We have a for everything. And, paradoxi­ Workshops covering time that it is staffed only by under­ Psychology 60, "The Develop­ cally, the more ' you worry and management help students set graduate students. lot of social work majors-for Beck explained why this ment of Helping Skills," and the more tense you get, the less up personal, realistic schedules them, working as a peer coun­ Psychology 61, "Applied Help­ able you are to handle your dividing their time among study ~ is important to the students who selor is like a practicum or a ing Skills." These courses teach responsibilities productively. paraprofessional experience." them effective listening skills To top it all off, you' re "Many students prefer dealing with and basic counseling techniques. " The majority of peer counsel­ indecisive about your major car­ Once having completed 'this ing is in career guidance and eer choice or you're afraid that someone their own age, who is in the pre-training program and having workshops," Beck said. She you don' t have the resume same situation as they are./I begun to work as peer counsel­ estimated that only ten percent writing and interviewing skills of the students seeking help necessary to land a job after ors, Beck said, " they continue to --Claire Beck receive professional guidance from the Peer Counseling Center graduation. from the Counseling Center on a do so for personal problems. If these things are as true for ing, work and leisure activities. use the Center. " Many students regular basis. We meet regular­ you as they are for most stu­ The workshop on relaxation prefer dealing with someone ly with professional counselors She explained why she con­ dents, you might consider visit­ teaches a relaxation technique their own age, who is in the to plan strategy for the semes­ sidered this both positive and ing the Peer Counseling Center. based on alternately tensing and same situation as they are." ter, further develop our counsel­ negative. "Although we're glad It most likely has a service and a relaxing the muscles in order to The j~int peer counselors of ing skills and talk specifically that people apparently don' t trained peer counselor to help have personal problems and you solve your problem. alleviate tension and teaches the "Being Independent While Liv­ about what we have done each student to become aware of ing at Home" workshop are a week and any particular pro­ come to us as much for help in This semester the Peer Coun­ when he or she is tense. good example of how peer blems we weren't sure how to these areas, we'd like to be able seling Center will offer a variety Once students learn the re­ counselors uniquely speak to and handle," Beck explained. As to sink our teeth into a few of free workshops, including laxation technique in the un­ understand students' lives. part of their training, the peer personal problems in order to workshops on time management threatening controlled atmos­ Those peer counselors are Mike counselors are encouraged by get the experience." and study techniques, relaxa­ phere of the workshop, they Roth, a student who lives at the professional counseling staff tion, making appropriate deci­ should be able to transfer their home, and Gloria Lubowitz, a to pursue ethical issues and sions, career development, re­ feeling of relaxation to tense professional counselor at UMSL values clarification in weekly sume writing, and interviewing situations, such as taking tests who is the parent of teenage supervision meetings. The Peer Counseling Center is . skills, and being independent or interviewing for jobs. children still living at home. Any undergraduate student located in Room 440SSB. For while living at home. Although the Center is staffed may be a peer counselor regard- more information, call 553-5730. In .addition, the Peer Counsel: Between September and Jan­ ing Center offers flexibility. If a uary of 1981, the center served student cannot attend a work­ 670 students, according to Beck, shop at the scheduled time, the but she estimates that by the Center will arrange another time end of the winter semester 1982, Veterans' office to close in June to meet individually with the it will have served 1100 of the student to teach the same skills. 12,000 UMSL students. "We are always trying to She said that the distribution Laura Dyer tional costs for the V.A. office. they could receive upon return­ perfect our workshops and de­ according to 'age and class level This fall, though, V.A. was only ing to school. Brunet and his develop new ones based on what . able to get 50 percent of its staff have tried to remedy this of students served is fairly even, Hidden in a comer in Woods we perceive as student needs," but that the kinds of help they funding and UMSL was forced to by various means. They pro­ said Claire Beck, director of the Hall is an office that provides pick up the other 50 percent. duced a newsletter for UMSL seek are different. valuable services to an important Peer Counseling Center. " I think anyone who knows Hence, the university now feels veterans (cut this semester due Although the Peer Counseling group of people at UMSL. it can no longer afford the V.A. to lack of funds), conducted what it's like to be a freshman Many people do not know it Center does personal counseling, at a big university knows the office. Because of this cut in Outreach programs in the comm­ its main focus is on career even exists, or that, as of June funds, V.A. services, even this unity to contact veterans who kinds of questions and fears 30, 1982, it will ceast to exist on guidance and exploration and on freshmen have," Beck said. In year, have been limited. have never used their educa­ workshops helping students alle­ UMSL's campus. The Veteran's V.A. services cover a wide tional benefits, and organized order to help students with Affairs (V.A.) office is not dying viate stress and learn more general information questions range of areas. V.A.'s main activities with other veterans' productive time management without leaving its mark on purpose is to serve as a "go­ associations. These things have and concerns, the Peer Counsel­ UMSL's campus, however. and study skills. between" for the veterans and already been drastically reduced ing Center acts as a referral According to Steve Brunet The career development lab service to other UMSL depart­ the main V.A . office downtown. and will be virtually nonexistent does individual interest testing coordinator of Veterans' Affairs, They supply forms, tutorial after June. ments. the purpose of V.A. is to provide designed to help a student focus "For general information' assistance, V.A. educational The veteran enrollment at on possible job interests and veterans with information about loans and vocational rehabilita­ UMSL has increased over the questions," Beck said, "we see their benefits both at the univer­ then acquaints the student with tion to UMSL's veterans. In past three years, although Bru­ mostly younger or new students, sity and in the community. The the occupations which fit his or addition, UMSL has a Veteran net says it is difficult to tell if but academic problems apply to office has been in existence at her job interests. all of us. In fact, "she said, Certified Official in the Ad­ this is due to a direct result of UMSL for nine years. It receives missions Office. the Outreach program. Right cr~.,.,..,.,.~...o--""'....cIQO"'..o""~...c:lCO""~~JCl funding from a Health, Educa- now, there are approximately tion and Welfare (HEW) grant But perhaps the biggest need 485 veterans on campus. Of this, Sr : sponsored by the Veterans Cost V.A. fulfills is in the area of WANTED public ' relations. Many veterans 230 are full-time students. Bru­ 8 Instructional Program, which, net estimates that 30 to 35 are in don't know about the benefits § § until recently, incurred all opera- tutorials, and 20-25 are in voca­ ~ Dedicated individual is being pursued to I',...... ______---. tional rehabilitation. Who, then, will be liable to these people when the Veterans' I ~ take the job as the 1982-83 I Affairs office is dissolved? § 8 WORLD'S FAIR According to Brunet, the certi­ § CURRENT editor. 1 fied official will remain in Tour Package To Knoxville, Tennessee Woods Hall and only two of the I (Need not be sane to apply.) (VIa Scenic Bus) six work-study personnel initially provided by V.A. will remain. $298 ~ From St. Louis Brunet feels one of the biggesti I Hours include long nights and Baled on problems they will encounter May 3-6 Double ClccupR:y I will be in dealing with the ~ short deadlines. The editor is • veterans' checks . responsible for happiness of a 4524 N. Undbergh Veterans receive 5347 a month ~ 731-7272 (1-70 & Undbergh) for attending school and many ~ staff of 30, putting out a weekly, ' ~ BrIdgeIon, MO J.. See "Veterans," page 13 ~ paper, handling tempermental ' ~ § machines, etc. Compensation ~ given in the form of a small BEGINNER OR ADVANCED Cost is about the same as a year lime span). Your Spanish studies will be enhanced by weekly allowance and a few pats semester in a U.S. college' $2 .969 Pnce includes jet round opportunities not available in a U.S. classroom. Standard· I tr ip to Seville from New York , room, board. and tuition ized tests show our students' language skills superior to § on the back. H this sounds like complete. Government grants and loans available for eligible students completing two year programs in U.S. students. Hurry. it takes a lot of time to make all arrangements. ~ the job you've been waiting for,_~ Live with a Spanish family. attend classes four hours a day. FALL SEMESTER · SEPT. 10·0ec. 22! SPRING SEMESTER four days a week, four months. Earn 16 hrs. of credit (equi· . Feb. 1 . June 1 each year. I'apply now! ' valent to 4 semesters taught In U.S. colleges over a two FULLY ACCREDITEO·A program of Trinity Christien College. SEMESTER IN SPAIN Applications are available 2442 E. Collier S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 Is at the Info Desk in the U. Center. (A Program of Trinity Christian Colleg.) CAL L TO L L F RE E for full information 1-800-253-9008 For more information call Jane Parks-Clifford (In Mich., or if toll fr.e line inoperative caU ·1-616-942-2903 or 942-2541 collect) at 553-5586. page 12 CURRENT March 18, 1982 Menees to teach Klearman rates current films course on Jazz• Here is an update of what is currently showing Director Arthur Hiller and screenwriter Barry in the St. Louis area. Sandler combine talents to deliver a romanti­ , cized sugar-coated film.·. Charlie Menees. host of Woodyard; bassists Wellman FOUR FRIENDS-Undoubtedly one of the best RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK-A very enjoy­ KMOX Radio's Saturday night Braud. Oscar Pettiford; banjo­ able. entertaining escapist movie with some movies currently playing in the St. Louis area. "Big Band Sounds", will teach a ist-guitarist Freddy Guy; pianist­ Arthur Penn's brilliant direction capt ures the stunning special effects work .••• 1/2 five week noncredit course on composer-arranger Billy Stray­ PORKY'S-To call this mess tasteful would be confusion of life in the 6O's with grace and "Duke Ellington's Sidemen and horn; trumpeter-band manager like calling Reagan's student aid program style. Up-and-coming Craig Wasson and Jodi Singers" at UMSL, Wednesday Mercer Ellington. the Duke's generous. Bob Clark unsuccessfully attempts to Thelen each deliver great performances .••• V2 evenings. 6:30 to 9:30. March 31 son; trombonists Lawrence recreate "American Grafitti" and "Animal through April 28. Registration Brown. Tricky Sam Nanton. House" in this ridiculous story of high school fee is $35. For information, or to Juan Tizol. Tyree Glenn; sing­ horniness .• 112 register. contact Deborah Fac­ ers. Ivie Anderson. Herb Jeff­ QUEST FOR FlRE-A "speculative science tory, 553-5961. ries. AI Hibbler. Joya Sherrill. fantasy" of epic proportions set 80.000 years film and Kay Davis. - ago when the world was a radically different The course, Menees' eleventh place (no pollution). Academy award winning By Steve Klearman in an UMSL Continuing Educa­ French director Jean-Jaques Annaud has cre­ tion Extension series, is a con­ Menees, a student of Elling­ ated a fascinating work that hypothetically tinuation of his spring 1979 ton music and collector of his HALLOWEE~ recordings for 50 years, was a explores the life of early man in a way no film II-When will the trash end? course. "Duke_Ellington: His personal acquaintance of Elling­ ever has before.··· sometimes think that people this interested in Music and Influence." This ton and many of the sidemen ON GOLDEN POND-Jane Fonda tends to seeing brutal. explicit. perverse murder on the course will emphasize the most nauseate me at times ,and I have trouble screen should spend more time watching the brilliant and enduring of the and singers he will spotlight believing that she is nominated for an Academy news on television-it's free and it's much instrumentalists and singers on with recordings, bibliogr~phical material, taped interviews, pho­ Award for her brief contribution to this movie; scarier. • the Ellington payroll during the tographs. and ,movies. Menees, although. she does do an admirable job of ARTHUR-Dudley Moore and Liza Minelli are half-century existence of that a member of the New York Duke holding her tummy in. "On Golden Pond" is a hilarious together in this spoof about a rich historic dance-jazz band, includ­ touching. often worthwhile, overly sentimental bachelor and an uncouth New York waitress .••• ing: Ellington Society, won wide na­ look at an aging couple and their love for one MODERN PROBLEMS-The title describes this tional atte!}tio,! for an eight-hour another. Henry Fonda is superb and Katherine film rather well. It really is too bad that Chevy radio tribute to Ellington the day Hepurn is also wonderful. but this film has Chase cannot find a role that utilizes his comic Trumpeters Bubber Miley, after Duke's death on May 24. become a bit overrated .••• genius to its true potential.. Cootie Williams, Rex Stewart, 1974. THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN­ THE SEDUCTION - Rape at the movies.· Cat Anderson. and also violin­ Meryl Streep is stunning yet her performance PRIVATE LESSONS-Woman meets boy. Wo­ ist-singer-dancer-comic Ray cannot completely salvage a film with a few too man seduces boy. If you can stomach the Nance; saxophonists Johnny There will be a special focus many holes in its pIOt.··1/ 2 soundtrack (Rod Stewart and Air Supply) then Hodges, Harry Carney, Ben on six St. Louisans: bassists CHARIOTS OF FIRE-A richly textured story you can probably stomach the film .•• Webster. Otto Harwick, Paul Jimmy Blanton, Wendell Mar­ about two runners training towards the 1924 SHOOT THE MOON-Diane Keaton and Albert Gonsalves; solo clarinetists Bar­ shall; trumpeters Clark Terry, Olympics. Hugh Hudson's direction is insight­ Finney work well together in this eloquent ney Bigard, Jimmy Hamilton, Shorty Baker; saxophonists Jim­ ful and the score by Vangellis is nothing less portrayal of modern marital difficulties .••• 1/ 2 and Russell Procope; drummers my Forrest. and singer Jimmy than mesmerizing. "Chariots" is a movie that Sonny Greer. Louis Bellson, Sam Britton. 1 the entire family will enjoy and appreciate.··· / 2 Key: ATLANTIC CITY-Louis Malle scores again with ·Don·t waste your money. a somewhat melancholy story about growing ··Not so bad if you are really bored. older in a young world. Burt Lancaster shines ···Definitely worth the ticket price. 1 in the starring role··· / 2 ····Don·t miss it. Add a CONCERT-PLUS MAKING LOVE-Producers Allen Adler and OPENING SOON: Daniel Melnick were obviously more interested to your concert season in making money with this watered-down look DEATHTRAP at what happens when a husband leaves his CONAN THE BARBARIAN KEYBOARD CONVERSATIONS wife for another man. The three main I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES WITH characters are squeaky-clean Los Angeles , beautiful people; they belong in a Disney PORKY'S and DEATHTRAP will be review­ JEFFREY SIEGEL movie. not an examination of homosexuality. ed next week. Beethoven: "Two Favorites - Moonlight and Pathetique ~natas" Hear a master of the keyboard in conversation and a concert on a master composer Wednesday March 24 8pm CASA Geheral admission $9, $6 students/seniors 560 Tri nity Avenue at Delmar MosterCordlViso 863-3033

~6~~~~~ ~ ~ rilE UNIVER.sITY P/{Ofi/(NV! ~MI1 ~ ~ .N.T. - ~ ~ (Tuesdays n'Thursdays) D D DYAlItHlr£~ ~ Every TUESDAY and 0 '0 THURSDAY in the "new" ~ ~ University Center's ~ ~ SUMMIT LOUNGE ?; "AVAILABLE AT YOUR a (Above the Underground n FAVORITE RECORD STORE" ~~~ ItC~~ri~ " March 18, 1982 CURRENT page 13 Summer employment fair .scheduled for March 26 A Summer Employment Fair Western Electric Kroger sponsored by the Student Work St. Louis Public Schools Schnucks Assignment Program (SWAP) United Parcel Sverdrup and Parcel office will be held Friday, March American Telephone & Tele­ 26 from lOam to 4pm in the graph Mark Twain Gymnasium. Equitable Life Assurance "The fair is designed to Company provide students with an oppor­ DePaul Hospital Corps. of Engineers Edison Bros. tunity 00 · secure eight summer, Christian Hospital permanent part-time, or full­ Internal Revenue Service Blue Cross/Blue Shield time positions, " SWAP Director YMCA 7-UP Robert Powell said. Digital More than 60 organizations St. Louis Metro Police Steak & Shake will be represented at the fair. Army Record Center Below is a partial listing of the Maritz (The employment fair is open companies expected to attend: Spectrum to UMSL students at no charge.) 'The Women's Room' to be performed "The Women's Room", a important things to say about ,mpact of mass media upon our multi-media readers theatre pre­ our society and a large percen­ uves. " sentation will be performed Ap­ tage of mature women at The readers from the speech ril 3-4 in the Benton Theatre by UMSL." faculty are Jackie Kassouf, members 'of the Speech depart­ Gary Burns is the media Laura Manwarring, Debborah ment faculty and one advanced ·director for the production. The Gwillim, Marsha, Littell, Claudia speech student. show will include a combina­ Trapana. In addition, Eric tion of slides and oral interpre­ Nauert, an advanced speech The novel was written by tations from many faculty mem­ communications student will Photo by Sharon Kubatzky. Marilyn French and is a presen­ bers. Kizer chose to do Readers read the one male part. tation of the change in women's THE PARTY'S OVER: Two UMSL students return Sunday evening Theatre because, "it's a very The show will be presented in roles. Beth Kizer wrote the from Florida and its warm, sunny climate and sandy beaches to St. viable presentation unfamiliar to Benton Theatre at 8pm April 3 script adaptation and is directing Louis and its cold, rainy weather. - the UMSL community emphasiz­ and 2pm April 4. Admission is the show. She chose to do "The ing literature more importantly 52 for the general public and Women's Room" because she than regular applied theatre." free for UMSL students with an said she feels it has some "very She feels it will show the "great ID. reproductiv" Veterans------from page 11 health services Brunet said he feels this can lems they encounter. be accomplished--the question is "It's just another nail in the depend on this source of income. how efficiently. He is concerned coffin for veterans," Brunet A lot of mix-ups occur regarding . A LICENSED NON-PROFIT MEDICAL AND said. The demise of the Veterans the veterans' pay and Brunet is about the position of veterans on COUNSELING CENTER Affairs office is an additional concerned about how well a the college campus and is hope­ hurdle with which veterans at­ relatively small staff will be able ful the remaining staff will be tending UMSL will be forced to • Pregnancy Counseling • Abortion Services to handle these problems. able to handle all of the prob- deal. • Pregnancy Testing • Birth Controllnfonnatlon . • Educational Services

100 North Euclid S1. Louis, Missouri 63108 (314) 367-0300 Keynote Address

UMSL Conference on Women's Issues

speaking on POlitics,

Women, and the Economy THURSDAY, MARCH 25 8 PM J.C. Penney Auditorium

See your Jostens' Representative. Free Admission Open to the Public March 18 10-7 DATE March 19 TIME 10-4- PLACE UMSL Bookstore -- Co-sponsored by the University Program Board, Concerts & Lectures, and UMSL Women's Center.

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from page 9 group, under the direction of some comic relief) but the featured the rhythm section; and He tends to rely, however, on Matzte, was nothing short of kitchen sink. The guy is a "New Route," which featured a finesse and smoothness. He is Drury. That is one of the tremendous. But, then again, monster drummer, but the solo long and interesting Shaugh­ one of those kind of guys who is benefits of bringing in a guy like that is standard fare for this was arduously long. (It's pretty nessy solo. so fluid that he makes every­ Shaughnessy, but it's really a group. They have won so many tough to make an eight minute After " Mr. C's Boogie," thing look easy-meanwhile, he is big plus for the UMSL Program awards over the past five years drum solo totally interesting.) Shaughnessy gave the band's laying down the most incredible to have a jazz master like Drury that it would be impractical to Well, anyway, exit Fornaszew­ rhythm section ' quite a compli­ powerhouse funk line that you to call upon. One could not ask list them here. Suffice it to say ski and enter Shaughnessy. For­ ment. "This is without a doubt can imagine. for a better pair of clinicians. that Matzke has molded this naszewski was good, but, "of one of the finest rhythm sections The crowd was enthusiastic, The third phase of the festival group into probably one of the course, he's no match for in collegiate music," he crowed. even if it was surprisingly small. was the evening' performance. finest ensembles in the Mid­ Shaughnessy. The section consisting of Shaughnessy and the band re­ The concert opened with the west. Besides being the driving Waldt, Bennett, bassist Tim ceived a standing ovation after SIU-E jazz combo, which was The Jazz Ensemble played force behind the " Tonight Folkerts, and percussionist Brian their performance. judged to be the outstanding three tunes before Shaughnessy Show" band, Shaughnessy Despite the lack of atten­ group in that category. They came out to join them. Don performs with many of the major dance, the festival was success­ were followed by the Central Menza's " Samba De Rollins," symphonies in the United States ful. Under the continued Missouri State University Jazz which included a powerful tenor ahd has sat in with innumerable Shaughnessy's drumming direction of Matzke and with a Band, the winners in the big sax solo by Larry Johnson; big bands. He does a lot of throughout the night was im­ little more support from the band competition. " Georgia," which featured Stan studio work, as well as leading peccable. Although he is not UMSL community, the UMSL The bands were excellent, but Fornaszewski on vibes; and his own seventeen piece band, your classic power drummer, the Jazz Festival should be a suc­ the small crowd did not really "Nutville," which featured some Energy Force. power is there when he needs it. cess for a long time to come. respond. They were polite, but it dynamic solo work from Bruce Shaughnessy played five was obvious that they were Waldt (guitar), Kurt Schmid planned tunes with the UMSL ... . w ~ iting for the real show. (trumpet), Matt Bennett (piano), group and one encore. The best Well, after a short intermis, and Johnson and Fornaszewski - tunes were " Red Beans and sion, the audience got their again. This time, Fornaszewski Rice," which featured an excel­ Planned Parenthood show when the UMSL Jazz gave us a drum solo and it lent trumpet solo by Drew Ensemble took the stage. The included everything (including Davis; "Mr. C's Boogie," which of St. Louis For contraceptive counseling and Play services ,. ,pregnancy tests. , . VD tes ts. Clinic Locations: success. what is beauty-to quote Apollo- 4409 West Pine ...... 533-7460 from page 10 Deborah Gwillim has directed - dorus, "I profess myself a 3115 South Grand ...... 865-1850 ·audience. a magnificent show. She has converted man." This produc­ 493 Rue St. Francois ...... 921 -4445 The rest of the supporting cast taken what had the possibilities tion was an exceIlent way for was good. Some of the better of being good and the problems Gwillim to make her final UMSL Have que~t ions? Call 647·2188 for birth control information performances came from Clar­ of being horrid and produced curtain call. issa Hirner as Charmian; Carole Enns as Iras; and Jerry Fritschle as Lucius. On the whole, the cast was an " eight" on a scale of ten­ especially considering the ad libs necessary due to swords break­ DEATHTRAP ing and dropped lines. MICHAEL CAINE CHRISTOPHER REEVE There were only three pro­ blems with the production. One DYANCANNON was the fire on stage. The fire added an extra aura to the production, but too many mem­ bers of the audience were pre­ occupied by its use and thus The trap is set... part of the performance was lost. For a wickedly funny Secondly, the show was writ­ ten as a " play of ideas." Much who'll-do-it. of the dialogue is lost because the actors "jumped on the au­ dience's "laughter. Perhaps they didn't realize it or perhaps many of them were unfamiliar with comical shows, but nevertheless, too much of the dialogue was lost because of the actors.

Thirdly, the sen'tinels were somewhere in another galaxy as far as I was concerned. Their acting was someplace between mediocre and bad. When Bill Hart was wounded off-stage, he came on with a bloody bandage around his head. Rather than looking injured, he looked like the fifer from " 1776." Less than five minutes later he came on stage in full armor--so much for miracles! Both Hart and Dave Perkins were miscast for this show. Perkins constantly talked in rhy­ thmic patterns which were hard to follow. And when Hart spoke, it was like Rhet Butler and "Gone With the Wind" all over. To borrow a phrase, they were "Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle in IRA LEVIN'S "DEATHTRAP" Dummer." Executive Producer JAY PRESSON ALLEN ASSOCiate Producer ALFRED de LlAGRE. jR. The set, designed by WeIls, Music by JOHNNY MANDEL Produced by BURTT HARRIS , and the lights, designed by Ken Zorn, were wonderful. The au­ Screenplay by JAY PRESSON ALLEN Based on the stage play by IRA LEVIN dience really had the feeling of Directed by SIDNEY LUMET being in Alexandria. The best FRO M WlRNERBROSm A WA RNER COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY part of the various sets was the SOtrltf MATEAIAl M.... HOT BE SUITABLE fDA CHILDREN ,1982 w","e. B. DS .... n R'9"'S Rese' ... ea Sphinx at the beginning of the show. The costumes were very taste­ • ful and detailed, yet not gaudy . . OPENS FRIDAY MARCH 19th The best was Cleopatra's mourn­ ing dress because of its simpli­ city and beauty. Barbara Alkofer CYPRESS VILLAGE seems to have used this theme I09~1 Sf ( HA \ AIC. AD throughout and it was what made the use of the costumes a March 18, 1982 <;URRENT page 15 around uiasl/ mffiIT ~Du

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The UMSL baseball team has men to break a 4-4 tie in the top had little luck in its season­ of the tenth and give UMSL the opening Spring Trip in the past win. Joe Valenti, John Windom, few years. In fact, the results Kent Reid and Dan Rankin all the last two years have been singled in the decisive frame. downright brutal. Windom, a walk-on outfielder But last week the Rivermen from last season, had two hits in returned from a trip to Arkansas the nightcap, scored three runs in fairly decent shape, winning and swiped four bases. Hahn, three of six games against three who entered the game in the different teams. There are those, sixth, was the winning pitcher. however, who felt they should UMSL then went up against have done much better. Arkansas-Little Rock and split a "We should have come back doubleheader, losing 5-4 and at least 5-1 ," said UMSL head winning 1-0. coach Jim.Dix. "We could have easily won all six games. " The Rivermen failed to protect a 4-3 lead going into the last The Rivermen opened the innin~ of the opener. Hahn, who season with a sweep of Central was superb against Central Ar­ Arkansas, 8-6 and 8-4 . . Mike kansas, walked in the winning Stell ern was the hitting star in run in the bottom of the seventh. both games with two hits and two RBIs in each. His two-run In the nightcap, newcomer 'homer in the second game was a Steve Haring hurled a three-hit key blow. gem as UMSL improved its Steve Ahlbrand, a senior, was record to 3-l. Haring went the the winning pitcher in the first distance in picking up the vic­ game, allowing six hits in five tory. innings. Reliever Mark Hahn The final doubleheader of the came in and mopped in the final trip proved to be the low point two innings. of UMSL's young 'season as the In the second game, it took a four-run outburst by the River- See "S•• ball," page 17

UMSL wins two; improves to 5-3

The UMSL baseball team ard, a transfer infielder from improved its record to 5-3 Florissant Valley Junior Col­ with a doubleheader sweep of lege, blasted a two-run homer the I1Iinois Institute of Tech­ in the 8-6 win. nology, 8-2 and 8-6, Tuesday Relief specialist Mark afternoon at UMSL. Hahn, who pitched in four of Photo by Sharon KubatzJcy. The Rivermen scored six the first six games, appeared HERE IT COMES: Senior righthander Steve Ahlbrand stretches to put everything he's got on a pitch in runs in the first inning of the in both games and was cre­ the game Tuesday against Illinois Institute of Technology. The Rivermen swept a doubleheader 8-2, 8-6. opener to win handily. Fresh­ dited with one save. man pitcher Bryan Price gain­ UMSL will be at home this ed the win for UMSL. Saturday to face Missouri­ Rolla in the opening double­ Steve Ahlbrand picked up header of the Missouri Inter­ Softball squad shoots for his second win of the season collegiate Athletic Association in the nightcap as UMSL schedule. The Rivermen will reached the eight-run mark be at home next Tuesday to another winning season for the fourth time in eight host another MIAA opponent, games this season. Ray How- Central Missouri State. will provide the skill and exper­ remaining two positiohS, accord­ Bill AellChman ience for Larson. Hatler was a ing to Larson. Johnson hit only big surprise last year for UMSL. .234 last season but led the team The UMSL softball team will In her freshman year, she was in stolen bases with 12. try to shoot for its sixth conse­ 15-3 with an excellent 1.80 ERA. While four players fight for cutive winning record this sea­ The Lindbergh High graduate two outfield positions, Lisa Stud­ son. The Riverwomen were also led the team in complete nicki has secured the catching scheduled to open the 1982 games (13), strikeouts (63), and job for 1982. The versatile campaign with a doubleheader fewest walks allowed (25). Hat­ Studnicki is the best hitter on at Southeast Missouri State last ler's stubborn drop ball is the squad. Last season, she led Wednesday. UMSL had its finest trouble for opponents because it the Riverwomen in plate appear­ season last year posting a record causes the majority of balls to be ances (147), runs (45), hits (53), of 33-12-1. Since its inception in hit on the ground. Dorsey, a doubles (6), triples (5), home 1977, the team has registered a senior, chalked up a 6-2 record runs (7), average (.361) and' totai 101-41-1 mark. with a 3.77 ERA. Sue Vetter, a bases (90). She was only one The 1982 team will have seven freshman from Incarnate Word, RBI behind Panneri. returning letter women, eight will round out the staff. UMSL Because the incIimate weather new players and a new coach. will miss the presence of right­ has set the team back, many of Mike Larson takes over as coach hander Kim Niccum. Niccum, the practices have been held in replacing Joe Sanchez who went who graduated last year, was the gym. Moriarty said, "It's to Central Florida University. 12-7 with a 2.04 ERA, and led just not the same playing in the the staff with five shutouts. gym." After the SEMO double­ Larson, who also coaches the With the exception of first header, the Ri verwomen will women' s basketball team, is base, the infield will comprise of play a twin-bill at St. Louis optimistic about his team's returning letter women. Mor­ University Saturday and another 'chances. "We'll have a winning iarty will play third, junior Lori twin-bill against Harris-Stowe season. It's a tough schedule Davidson at short, senior Judy State College this Tuesday at because we have to play some Panneri at second and freshman UMSL. Big Eight and Division One Cindy Krahl at first. Moriarty hit The Riverwomen were 1-0 last schools," he said. .253 with 26 RBIs last year while year against SEMO ... 3-0 against The key ingredient for a Panneri hit .302 and knocked in SLU .. .4-0 against Harris­ successful season is defense, 33 runs-tops on the team. She Stowe ... Krahl is the only south­ according to third baseman struck out only 3 times in 139 paw on the squad ...The Univer­ Sandy Moriarty. Not only is plate appearances. sity of Missouri-Columbia Tour­ defense important, a sound The outfield remains a ques­ nament slated for April 16-17 pitching staff is essenti!ll. tion mark. Junior Deb Johnson will be the toughest tournament

• Photo by Sharon KUlIBrzlfV, The Riverwomen will' have two has nailed down the centerfield this season, according to Lar­ I'M READY FOR IT: Ray Howard starts his swing In one of returning letter women on its job, meanwhile, Laura Gerst, son ... after t}te Harris-Stowe con­ Tuesday's games. He connected, sending the ball over the fence for staff. Right-handed pitchers Kathy Boschert, Sue Hilmes and test the next UMSL home game a homerun. Nancy Hatler and Mary Dorsey Mary Benne are fighting for the will be March 30 against SID-E. Rivermen netters embark on rebuilding season The t ea ms' season started Washington University for the Ronn Tipton with the Eastern Illinois Univer­ first of three matches against sity tournament on March 13th. the , Batteling Bears. Last year, When a team loses its best The Rivermen played against player because he decided not to EIU and Milliken University. in' two meetings, the Rivermen reenroll, and four seniors to They beat Milliken but lost to succumbed to the Bears in two graduation, usually the next year EIU. The netmens' only other close matches 5-4 and 6-3. This or so is coined a rebuilding year, match so far was a practice year might be different though, and not given to much thought. match with a Jefferson County Burkhart points out. "They've That situation has happened to team yesterday at the Mark lost their 1st and 2nd singles the UMSL Mens' Tennis team, Twain Sports Complex. but coach Randy Burkhart is by players from last year so they have their 3rd ' singles player no means giving up hope. The With all of the strange wea­ from last year playing up two young, inexperienced team he ther the area has been having will .coach this year could be a lately, one might think that the positions and like that down the line. We're inexperienced, but force to reckon with in the team would be lucky to find time conference. it'll be close." or dry courts to play on, but that Heading the teams' effort this wasn't the case with the River­ A few close matches await the season will be Dan O'Keefe, 1st men. Burkhart commented, net men at the Southeast Mis­ singles, Jim Delica, 2nd singles, " We've been practicing indoors souri State Tournament the 26th Bill Valentine, 3rd singles, Craig and 27th of this month. Compet­ Elle rmann, 4th singles, Jeff ing in the tourney will be Semo, since early January. The pro­ Zoellner and Wayne Clermont, UMSL, Indiana-Evansville, and blem will be adjusting to the 5th and 6th sirigles, and Dave Tennesse-Martin. "It looks like outdoors game. We've only play­ Rogers and Jerry DieKroger, 3rd one of- those tournaments were ed outside twice so far." doubles. Fiiiing in t he lst we go down there and struggil! doubles will be O'Keefe and for the wins all weekend," Ready or not, the Rivermen Burkhart said. Deluca, while Valentine and will have to play outside Friday Ellermann will take the 2nd when they take a road trip to doubles spot. As for any goals he might have for the team, Burkhart PREPARE FOR said, " I'd love to win the ,.Il conference, but realistically, I'd fitiI like to finish 3rd or 4th in the MCAT • LSAT·GMAT conference. We are one of the Photo by Sharon "UIDallurV. SAT·ACT.DAT·GRE.CPA CONCENTRATION: The men 's tennis team will have to concentrate most inexperienced teams a­ in its match against Washington University Friday. Last year the • Permanent Centers open days, • Opportunity to make up missed Rivermen lost two matches to Wash. U. !>4 and €h3 . evenings and weekends . lessons . round, considering that we lost • Low hourly cost. Dedicated full­ • Voluminous home·study materiils time staff. constantly updated by research· four seniors and our number one • Complete TEST·n·TAPE sMfacllitles ers expert in their field. singles player. One interesting for review of class lessons and • Opportunity to transfer to and note is that Burkhart has two supplementary materials. continue study at any of our Baseball-----scoring position." • Cllsses taught by skilled over 85 centers. great tennis players who trans­ The main bright spot of the Instructors. ferred to UMSL. The bad news from page 18 trip was the play of junior OTHER COURSES AVAILABLE is that both are inelligible for ' outfielder Mike Stellern, a .300 GRE PSYCH & BIO· MAT· PCAT· OCAT • VAT· TOEFL the entire season. Rivermen dropped both games of a twinbill to Henderson State, MSKP • NMB • VUE w ECFMG • FLEX • NOB • NLE hitter his ftrst two seasons who 6-5 and 7-1. IJ Ca Oays. Eves & ee ellds So all UMSL tennis fans will missed last year because of - -n. .8420 Delmar, Suite 301 have to wait and see if this is a "We were not ready to play," academic reasons. The product KIll N University City, Mo. 63 rebuilding year for the River­ Dix lamented. "I hope we learn­ of Hazelwood Central batted ~EIlUCAi10NAL CENTER (314) 997-7791 men as it rightly should be, or if ed a lesson, because we can't .400 in the eight games and For Information About Ottler C,nters coach Burkhart and the team can TEST PAEFIUUIJ10N Ou'sifl NY S'"'. drove in eight runs, tops on the tum the season into something take any team too lightly. We SP£CWJsTsSINCES38 CALL TOUF_: ~223-1 definitely did not play with any team. more than that. enthusiasm." "He's much better this year Dix was disturbed about his than he's ever been," Dix said. team's lack of hitting prowess in "He's hitting with more consis­ the last four. tency and power." "We sure didn't swing the . Dix expects the others to do EVEN STRAIGHT liS CAN'T bats that well," Dix said of his Just as well. team that returned to St. Louis "I feel we're going to hit the HELP IF YOU FWNK TUITION. with a .232 team average. "We ball a lot this year," he said. didn't hit the long ball and we "It's just that we're not in the Today, the toughest thing about going didn't do the job with runners in groove right now." to college is finding the money to pay for it. But Army ROTC can help- two HYPNOSIS ways! Get What You Wan1 Out Of Lile!! First, you can apply for an Army Individual Sessions Self Hypnosis by 521-4652 Tapes Available ROTC scholarship. It covers tuition, Appointrr:lents books, and supplies, and pays you Clark Bums' - Clinical Hypnotherapist up to $1 ,000 each school year it's in effect. But even if you're not a scholarship reCllplent, ,~ ROTC can still with financial ass is- tance-upto$l,OOO ...... · T ·liA".. a year for your last two years in the program. For more information, contact your Professor of Military Science. ARMYROTC. BEAUlOU CAM BE. • • At UMSL, ml.SSlng. See Captain IIAIEII ON A1IIUE mIRy. Sloan or CINEMA 4 CENHR NOWSl1OW~! ." ( H .... ll., M O Major Christiansen EOB Room 316 or call NORTHLAND RONNIE'S 6 CINE' WESTPORT CINE' 553-5176 NORTHLAND SHOP (III liND! a 8APTI \T ( H ItO ' · 170 & PAG( page 18 C URRENT March 18, 1982 Cage season a real bum·mer I doubt if the UMSL men's basketball team the second leading scorer in UMSL . history this has much of a chance of qualifying as this season, was the main scoring threat all year year's "America's Team." After all, the even though he played out of position (point 1981-82 Rivermen were about as popular as a guard). Harris is more effective shooting from horde of Japanese Beetles. the wing, and he struggled at times as a result. At least, it seemed that way when you Tim Jones, one of UMSL's leading scorers as consider the almost non-existent support of the a junior, has a disappointing senior season as student body and the ridiculously serene atmos­ well. He was forced to move from forward to phere at the. home games. Perhaps the guard and seldom ripped the cords like he did Rivermen lost all but one road game this the year before. season because they weren't accustomed to such vociferous crowds. This season was a real bummer for UMSL basketball fans. The Rivermen were described by many as the most talented in the Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic Association, and were kuchno's picked to win the conference crown. But somewhere along the line, something went korner. wrong. The Rivermen wound up at the bottom of the conference standings and compiled a Other veterans such as Lonnie Lewis, Ronnie disappointing 12-14 record overall. Tyler, Frank Cusumano and Tom Hudson didn't What happened, 'then, to mar a season that exactly have super seasons, either. And the began with such high expectations? same holds true for newcomers Richard The answer is not an easy one to spot. Sure, Hamilton, Barry Curtis, Kurt Jacob and Bob the Rivermen didn't perform as expected, but McCormack. the problems stemmed frOll! a lot of "intan­ These are not bad players. They are talented gibles" that were missing from this year's club. individuals, but as a group, they could not work There was no true leader, very little together in a manner that was needed to cohesiveness on offense, and a few key injuries produce victories. slowed the team down more than m.:>st In addition to the problems already alluded to observers felt they would. Reggie Clabon, who at the point guard spot, UMSL lacked a ran the show from his point guard position two dominant force inside. Not one of UMSL's years ago, suffered a stress fracture in his forwards and centers stepped forward to score ankle during pre-season workouts and missed consistently and rebound with authority during the entire campaign. Without him in the lineup, any stretch of the season. UMSL's offense bordered on chaos. Players on this year's team also didn't "I don't think the conference coaches would understand their role. Not everyone can be the have made liS pre-season favorites if they knew scoring star from the outside. Not everyone can C1abon would missed the entire season," be the key playmaker. And, for gosh sakes, suggested UMSL head coach Tom Bartow. somebody has to do the job inside. "You have to have someone to run the offense UMSL's sister campus about 120 miles to the and we didn't this year. If Reggie wouldn't west is presently challenging for the NCAA have missed the season, I think we could have Division I national championship, because it won the conference championship." has ideal "chemistry" on its basketball team. It's a nice thought, but meaningless right The Tigers have one shooting guard, a now. The fact remains UMSL was deplorable in defensive forward and a dominant center. Not the MIAA this year, and the addition of one to mention a strong bench. HIGH HOPES: The basketball Rivermen began the season with their key player might not have made the difference. Hopefully, Bartow will be able to field a team eyes on the MIAA crown. Instead, they finished in the basement of The reason is that no one else played next year that will work together as a team. It's the oonference and 12-14 overall. The Rivermen will lose seniors particularly well. the only way UMSL will ever win 'a champion­ 'William Harris, Lonnie Lewis and Tim Jones to graduation. 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Ronn Tipton from weightlifting to a golf behind to win three out of five So much for the winter intra­ tournament. But before the matches. The scores were: 3-15, murals. As for the Spring, the intramural, 15-5,7-15,17-15,15-10. EyeBallers are leading Niccums Every year it happens. With spring intramurals start, the In the night league Basketball Piccum's and the Longshots in the coming of Spring, certain winter intramurals must end. report playoffs, Sigma Tau Gamma the Intramural Bowling League. things become increasingly fre­ Here then are the summaries of downed the Papal Bulls by nine Up your alley follows in last quent. Couples holding hands in the winter intramurals. while the Keggers bombed Stin­ place. Chuck Manganelli still In coed volleyball, Phi Zappa ky's 92-37. Obviously the Keg­ holds the top position in the the park, flowers blossom, fris­ Friends won over Phi Zappa Krappa II won three straight gers were the favorites going high game column with a 246. bees flying through the air, and Krappa I 7-15, 15-7, 15-10, Pi playoffs games to win the cham­ into the finals, and they showed Barry Harshaw is second with a intramurals. Sound corny? It Kappa Alpha easily won over pionship, despite being only 3-3 why they were as they beat 236, and Ollie George is third may, but it certainly is true. Beta Alpha Psi 15-5, 15-9, and in the regular season. In the Sigma Tau Gamma in what an with ~ 200. UMSL is once again offering a first round of the playoffs, Phi Zappa Krappa II had a anonymous person called "a variety of intramural programs Sigma Tau Gamma defeated similar victory over the Market­ slaughter" . Harshaw has the High Series this season, with everything Hammer & Nails 15-8, 16-14, ing Club 15-10, 15-4. As for the day league Basket­ lead with a 586. He is followed The semi-finals were a little ball playoffs, the United Blacks by George and Manganelli who bit closer as Phi Zappa Krappa rolled over the Pikes 69-39, and are tied with 567. As for the COLLEGE REPUBLICANS II won over the Friends 15-1, the Papal Bulls sneaked by the women, Gerri Rosen, Pat 11-15, 15-12, and Pi Kappa Butchers 45-44. The United Maleas, and Jane Klevorn are Alpha beat Sigma Tau Gamma Blacks dominated the Papal one-two-three in the High Series 15-7, 16-14. The finals saw Phi Bulls in the finals, winning by race with a 544, 474, 462 Do you favor or oppose "Workfare"? Zappa Krappa II come from 16,69-53. respectively. - D Favor 0 Oppose THINK YOU'RE PREGNANT? DROP THIS BALLOT WILL IT BE A PROBLEM? Golfers cut down INTO THE OFFICIAL BALLOT BOX WE CAN HELP ... Call BIRTHRIGHT MkeDvorak The other four spots on the LOCATED AT THE INFORMATION DESK for FREE confidential eight-man team will be filled by testmg and assistance returning lettermen. They are IN UNIVERSITY CENTER. 962-6300 227-2266 Ten golfers have been slosh­ Tom Jacobs, junior; Craig Abt, 1750 S, Brentwood 124 Manchester (1d ing through the Normandy Golf sophomore; Tom Jacobsmeyer, ALL BALLOTS MUST BE SUBMITTED I. LOUIS , MO 63144 Ballwin, MO 63011 Club course this month, battling sophomore; and John Mercurio, 447-9Dl for one of the four remaining BY FRIDAY, MARCH 26 AT 1 P.M. 1 1 25 Cave Springs Estates Dr. sophomore. St. Charles, MO 63301 positions on the UMSL golf team. Dan Durso, a junior college transfer from Florissant Valley College, has a good chance of making the team and will add more to the already experienced but young team. "They will need the exper­ ience this year," said coach Jim Niederkorn. , "The quality of competition is -being upgraded," he said. " We will be playing Big Eight teams." Niederkorn believes Southwest Missouri State University and Central Missouri State Univer­ sity are the premier MIAA tea,ms this season. One of his team goals this season is to provide them with a good chal­ lenge. "I want to try and elevate UMSL to where we can compete in the MIAA against these teams," Niederkorn said. The golfers practice at Nor­ mandy Country Club playing 18 holes of golf each day. Nieder­ korn usually plays nine holes with three different players each day, providing pointers and tips to improve their game.

The practices may not 'be physically demanding like in basketball or soccer, but mental­ LADIES & MENS ENTIRE STOCK REG . PRICE $60.00 . $200.00 ly they can be the toughest of most sports. The eight players LADIES· NOW . also compete against each other for tournament spots. NOW MENS NOW · WITH THISAD Niederkorn is allowed to ' take SELECTED GROUP only five players to meets. The top four scores of the five are CHARACTER WATCHES ~ ili l1:1 then pitted against the other BY BRADLEY teams' top four scores. "MICKEY MOUSE" REG. PRICE · $27.42·31.18 Niederkom has been a coach ' at UMSL for two years. he is also a basketball coach, golf' 99 assistant and driver education $5 teacher at Pattonville High NOW · School. - WITH THIS AD - His golf background is much deeper than just golf assistant at Pattonville. Being an amateur, golfer for 2S years didn't hurt his chances getting the job at UMSL. He has played in ama­ teur tournaments ' in Missouri, llIinois and Kentucky. TECHC[] CHR CEf':iTER SqQ? r-iflTlJ.Rfll BRm(j~ It 2?~5q(!)(!) page 20 CURRENT March 18, 1982

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